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460202 No.460202 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/
I wonder if anyone here knows where i could go to get an under the table job here in japan? i am in a band, but that doesnt pay a whole lot, and i need some moar monies to pay for food/travel/apartment. any help is appreciated!!!

and i fap to luckystar, no rage in thread

>> No.460216

btw, no college degree, but went to vocational school for engineering(have certificate) and scored a 790 on my math sat. im not stupid, just didnt like college, and i dont do drugs

>> No.460223

Stack shelves or something. I don't know. This is /jp/ not /job/.

>> No.460233

Join a whale hunting vessel.

>> No.460236

>>460223
thats the thing, i can speak only a small amount of japanese. if they started telling me to do stuff, i most likely wouldnt know what was going on

>> No.460242

sounds illegal; unless you got a work visa you could get black-listed and permab& from the country.

>> No.460243

>>460236
So basically, you're the equivalent of an illegal Mexican/Cuban in the USA. They still manage to find jobs and not be able to speak English.

>> No.460245

>>460233
Just harpoon the nearest fatty in the water. You'll do fine.

>> No.460257

I would have hired you except the way you type makes me think very little of you.

>> No.460253

>>460245
But he might hit an American tourist.

Oh wait, no big loss. HARPOONS AWAY

>> No.460261

>>460243
shit, now that i think about it....

but, i am studying my japanese every day, and i can read some too. i guess i should just wait until i can speak >_<

>> No.460266

>>460257
i guess it sucks to be me

>> No.460278

>>460243
So he should mow lawns?

>> No.460281

fuck. then im going to akihabara. ill post if i win any figures or something

>> No.460287

>>460278

He can mow... sidewalk?

>> No.460289

>>460278
Careful. You'll piss off the Japanese lawn spirits if you don't do the sooper seekrit lawnmowing dance ritual first and give offerings of blood and manure.

>> No.460290

enjoy ur deportation.

>> No.460291

whore yourself out to older bored housewives

>> No.460293

>>460289
I know that ritual. That's where you take off your clothes, roll around in the grass, apologize for what you are about to do to it, and then jerk off all over it to ensure fertility. If there's an old couple nearby, they're obligated to give you a hand job if you have trouble with the last part.

>> No.460294

Sell drugs.

>> No.460298

ITT Japanese cultural experts.

>> No.460308

become a Hard Gay impersonator.

>> No.460313

>>460308
Become Hard Gay.

>> No.460340

import uncensored american porn, and sell it

>> No.460346
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>>460233
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL!

>> No.460350

>>460340
Brilliant!

>> No.460355

>>460346
What the flying fuck?

>> No.460358

>>460340
Yeah and have fun when the yakuza shows up to ask why are you digging into their business...

>> No.460359

>>460346
Not funny. My brother died that way.

>> No.460365

>>460359
Hey. Is Sarah willing to talk to me again?

>> No.460373

>>460257
Will you hire me instead?

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>>460291

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.460886

>>460848
its possible, but 30+ japanese women can be aggressively sadistic

>> No.460904

>>460886

That would make my pic somewhat related, yes?

>> No.460908

>>460904
nah more whippy and tie-e and less cuttie

>> No.460911

>>460908
I would say Nao is pretty aggressively sadistic at times.

>> No.460914

i wonder how much i should charge?

>> No.460915

>>460911

Mabinogi sucks.

>> No.460917

>>460904
they prefer the "blade" of emotional emasculation better

>> No.460920

>>460915
I would say Juliet is pretty aggressively sadistic at times.

>> No.460938

>and i fap to luckystar

Thank god, for a minute I thought you were a normalfag from /trv/ or /b/.

>> No.460955

i bust to Kagami every time!!!

>> No.460968

i bust -in- Kagami every time!!!

>> No.460971

>>460968
if only i could
(T_T)

>> No.461005

>>460291
i heard people sell virginity in japan? wtf

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