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>I try to visualize that my girlfriend is under the weight and I have to push the weight up to save her. Of course it doesn't work and I just laugh as I think about the weight slowly crushing her bones. Then I remember it's me under the weight and give 200% effort to push it back up.

I thought /jp/ would enjoy this quote I found.

>> No.4593449
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4593449

...You lost me.

>> No.4593464

>>4593449

It was in the context of weight lifting

>> No.4593465

You were wrong.

>> No.4593470

>>4593449
I think his girlfriend is so fat that her own weight is crushing her lungs like a beached whale.

>> No.4593481

>>4593449

You are always lost.

>> No.4593492

>>4593449
Think of it, not as a weight, but a bar....and you have to swing over the bar to save her.

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>> No.4593539

>>4593530
I think I just found my new fetish.

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Me on the top

>> No.4593567

>>4593553

This is an accurate approximation of how attractive /jp/ would be having sex with a three-dimensional girl who is not made of pillow.

That being said, sauce?

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