Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

Why do tengu women like human men so much?

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>>45906526
It's a power thing. They like being able to force themselves on a much weaker human and boss the guy around.

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>>45906526
Because they don't have the guts for male tengus, instead they go for weaker species. Don't support the human x tengu, that doesn't bring happiness, just problems

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>>45906526
I heard it’s because human men stay in rut all year long

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>>45906526
human men are less judgmental when the tengu women embarrass themselves

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>>45906576
That can't be right. Can it? Asking for my boss.

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Because they don't want an equal relationship. They want a partner who they can look down on both figuratively and literally.

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>>45906526
have you seen what tengu men look like?

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>>45906589
Yes, year round. Them doing it year round is why humans are a sex symbol in the youkai world.

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>>45906526
because youre a human man, anon ^-^

[Anonymous No.]

They wan't to kill our race with their womb

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT fuck the tengu. You CAN say no. You CAN threaten to tell Reimu. They ARE NOT allowed to breed with you without your consent.

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>>45906789
No means Yes to a tengu. You need to enthusiastically tell them yes and beg for them to take you up into the mountains and rape you until you're a drooling mess, and only then will they lose interest. Trust me, I've seen that blue-haired tengu give up on all sorts of men when they didn't try and run away.

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>>45906789
you don't have to worry anon, tengu women get too nervous and chicken out before any sex can actually happen
all the stories about tengu kidnapping/raping human men is all a fabrication to make themselves look better in the youkai community

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>>45906666
Their superior Tengu genetics are dominant so they're doing your bloodline a favor.

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>>45906526
Tengu society is heavily suffocated by customs that make the act of mating hard to achieve. Decades of courtship is the norm. Sometimes centuries.

Tengu like Aya want to be mommies. A couple of secretive hours down at the human village can guarantee a football sized egg in her arms months later.

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>>45907308
>Decades of courtship is the norm. Sometimes centuries.
That explains what happens when you accidentally touch one after they've, say, tripped with only a few weeks of acquaintance behind you. This must be the worst gaffe imaginable to them.

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>>45907338
Tiny arms.

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>>45907339
It's not the size that matters. It's how tightly she can hold on to you.

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>>45907339
But a big heart!

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>>45907362
*not pictured: heart size after centuries of soul crushing work and zero recognition as a cog in society

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>>45906789
DO fuck the Tengu. You CAN say yes. You CAN brag about your new gf to Reimu. Their rubber hip bones ARE perfectly suitable for birthing human-tengu hybrids

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>>45907670
I love this gag

[Anonymous No.]

>literally me

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>>45906526
because they don't know about tengu social norms so they're willing to do things to you that others wouldn't

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>>45906593
>Partner
*Pet

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>>45906816
I automatically like and believe this source of information! Thank you, miss fox. You seem honest and trustworthy.

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>>45906607
Sure, they're all tall, handsome, muscular, graceful, and incredibly fucking gay.
Like, holy shit, the sheer amount of faggotry involved is beyond human comprehension. They're basically just fucking each other 24/7, and they only ever sleep with the females out of obligation, and only like once every century.
They absolutely hate their women, too, which I kinda understand, given their nature, but even I think they take their misogyny a little too far.
They're pretty cool guys otherwise, though, although you do have to deal with them constantly hitting on you. At least they respect consent, unlike tengu women.

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>>45906526
I thought tengu were racist towards humen men.

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>>45909774
wtf I like tengu men now sorry tengu women I found something better

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>>45909912
They do, but have you seen the venn diagram of people who are incredibly racist and people who fetishise other races? It is exactly like this with tengu.

>>45909958
Another potential husband lured away by tengu men. Tengu women are getting cucked to death.

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>>45909958
This anon is about to visit the tengu orgy, have a good time, get fed a rich and filling tengu meal, fall asleep in the warm and safe arms of a tengu, and be gently flown back home the following morning.

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>>45906526
Because I keep inviting them to my home. Aya is my favourite and the one I've invited the most.

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>>45909958
A bunch of sexy women want to get fucked by you and you decide to go suck dick instead? You faggot.
But I guess that's a good thing, since tengu women are too good for a sissy like you anyway.

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>>45915364
Stop posting any time, Megumu.

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>>45915364
>sexy women
Human women are sexy, as are fairies and proper kitsune, maybe tanuki, in a pinch (pity about the smell), tengu women, on the other hand, are at the bottom alongside vampires, with their personalities being even more repulsive.
No self-respecting human male reptiles would want to get with a female tengu.

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>>45915575
knock h*man women, fairies, and tanuki down a little more (way down for the smoke acrid coons) and we are in agreement

[Anonymous No.]

You know going off Gensokyo logic just thinking about Tengu being sluts will actually turn them into sluts.
Is that what you want?

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>>45915575
>No self-respecting human male reptiles
>reptiles
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45906526
Its not just tengu women, anon.
>t. Been to gensokyo

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>>45915675
Look, anon, you may have your particular fetish, but we all know that nothing beats a genuine human such as Sekibanki-chan, Miyoi, that one lady who visits the flower shop often, and Suika-chan.
Youkai pussy is just second rate compared to a pure-blooded human one.
>>45915707
I have no idea what I tried to do there. Maybe it's bedtime.

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>>45915707
The kappa internet defence force forgot that humans are mammals unlike them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45908675
i posted in the wrong thread
and only now saw it
I feel really dumb
>>45915705
Yes.

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>>45916843
Anon, you baka.

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>>45916919
Everytime I remember this incident I smile

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>>45915705
I think about them being rapists.
And yes, that's exactly what I want them to be.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I shower a tengu will love and affection?

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>>45906526
Human men are one of the few people in Gensokyo with penises smaller than any given youkai females'. Since tengu are so status conscious they love reminding human men that they can "only" whip out a twelve incher at most and love to remind them that this means the tengu lady is topping, by ancient Gensokyo law that says the one with the larger penis is on top.

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>>45922466
Straightest man on jaypee.

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>>45915364
Ever put your lil' friend inside a cloaca? It is not a pleasant experience I tell you.
There is a reason all the elders warn of the bird ladies and their loose, reeking single hole.

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>>45916843
>>45920274
sluts and rapists still have standards, i think them being just food would be a better idea

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>>45923146
>It is not a pleasant experience I tell you
>I tell you
Does this imply you've done it at some point?

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>>45923441
He who grows up with chickens knows what cloaca feels like.

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>>45923146
That's why tengu women prefer not sleeping with each other, and much prefer sticking their massive hogzillas inside human men.

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>>45920426
They will get wet.

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>>45923555
you get that from just touching them on the shoulder or holding their hand

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>>45923452
anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but not everyone who grew up with chickens tried to have sex with them

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>>45925223
Weird. Most of us do, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45916344
literally made for sex

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu towering over you!

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>>45925912
Do kappa women like humans as much as tengu do? What can they do to compete?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm off to confess my love to Kanako.
Boy I sure hope I don't get found by tengu on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45927216
I heard from a friendly news reporter that the cableway is out of order, so you're gonna have to take the long way up. Be safe!

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>>45920426
She will think you are one of those man whores she read about

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>>45927891
But will she reject me or think I'm just one of those lewd men who love harder than she's used to?
What if I propose to her within a few years of meeting her? Will she freak out and slap me?
Asking for a friend of course.

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>>45927562
Thanks for the info!
I hope Kanako will accept my fe

[Anonymous No.]

okay guys, anon has been missing for about 72 minutes now. it wouldn't be anything serious, if he didn't tell us he was heading towards youkai mountain. certainly he was snatched by a vile, terrifying youkai female, who plans to eat him up tonight.
any volunteers to a rescue party?

[Anonymous No.]

maybe aya was meant to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

Hello again!
Everything went better than expected!
Little happened on my way to the top
Please do not look for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45926643
>Do kappa women like humans as much as tengu do?
Mostly anal fisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45929588
But thats not a good way to attract human men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45929660
No need for that as long as you use abductor bot 9000.

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>>45929049
My human wife Rumia tells me that we shouldn't bother, because this guy was clearly too naive and reckless to function in the human village.

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>>45929267
Aya was made for the exclusive act of cuddling as she cries about losing the newspaper race again, as you softly console her that her's was the best quality Not that it was all that great but at least it wasn't all slander aimed at the other tengu

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>>45929721
>slander
aya has absolutely printed libel saying that people shouldn't read kakashi spirit news though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45929740
I said all slander, there were a few actual articles in there. I mean, a girl's got to make a living you know.

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>>45906526
author/artist self-inserting, usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45929049
They'll find us right away if we go in as a group.
We should try to look for that anon by splitting up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45929788
Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

[Anonymous No.]

HUMAN MALES ARE FOR HUMAN FEMALES YOU FUCKING TENGU!

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>>45930222
That's it. You're going to Mayohiga, good luck finding your way back.

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>>45930222
Yes, human females like my wife!

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>>45929267
you're mixing her up with Marisa, now she was built for bullying

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>>45930312
That's not a female or human. Look, he's clearly a youkai rabbit selling medicine, he's not even dressed as a lady.

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>>45935662
Oh my god, itty bitty titty squeeze!

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>>45906526
There are a few reasons... human men smell good, it's such a strong smell, like an animal. It's almost intoxicating... also they're very dumb and eager but their instincts are also very honest, and they're a little cute sometimes, and they're very good company on those lonely nights...

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>>45935700
It's super rude to just insult his wife like that by accusing her of being a filthy youkai.
I would've kicked your ass if you tried to insult my human wife like that.

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>>45906526
Imagine being born on the bottom rung of society and then quite literally stuck there forever as both you and the people above you are ageless.
The only ones you can exert your frustration on are the weak human males outside of tengu society.

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>>45929902
anon, this is not scooby-doo.

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>>45942957
>Imagine being born on the bottom rung of society and then quite literally stuck there forever as both you and the people above you are ageless
This is fucking horrible. At least in the rest of japan the accursed japanese boomer will die. Momiji should really just fuck off somewhere else and live her own life. Maybe go to the beast realm or something.

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>>45906526
They can bully them into reading their shitty tabloids as much as they like

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>>45942992
Would you do it for an anon snack?

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>>45942957
I want to pet this dog

[Anonymous No.]

I plan to laugh at Megumu and act like a bratty human in order to mock her and show her just how great humans are!

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>>45948740
Bratty human not so bratty after being raped.

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>>45946937
only if you take responsibility afterwards.

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>>45929267
That's an awful thing to say.

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>>45942957
I need to rescue Momiji and bring her to the outside world
then bury her in children who love her

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>>45929660
I dunno I know a few guys who would jump at an anal fisting wife.

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>>45949845
im singlehandedly going to make wolf tengu the most widespread species in Gensokyo! they will outnumber even the faries!

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's trying to show me something
I hope it's a new manga, that fan could hide a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let tengu play with your jewels.

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>>45949046
>>45949845
>>45952008
An army of pups to swarm the mountain

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>>45929267
I'm sorry Aya but Hatate just has the better articles and yours just couldn't fulfil my desires...

[Anonymous No.]

*snap*
How'd you like it you stupid bird?
please marry me though

[Anonymous No.]

Tengu! I want to marry a tengu! Make babies with tengu!

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking Tengu!!!

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>>45906526
it's a taboo thing
the highly restrictive and racist tengu culture means that racemixing with humans is a big no-no, and forbidden fruit is the sweetest

[Anonymous No.]

Please be more specific when you say tengu, white wolf tengu will be the first to see you and are not likely to share with the crows.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy life with tengu wife

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>>45979062
Your wife raped me, dude!

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>>45979224
skill issue. Rape her next time, it's not that hard. Her techniques have helped me rape so many wolf it's unreal

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>>45979224
You claim to not want rape, but you choose to be male and human. Curious...

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>>45979638
>choose
excuse me, what

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>>45979643
Don't respond anon its' a trick to gather information on all the male IP's ITT

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>>45979736
Those tengu are very sneaky! I was about to post my girth, fertility, and sleeping times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45979224
I bet you were walking around the mountain all alone.
You should be glad she got to you before the rabid dog tengu did.

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>>45980201
rookie mistake anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45979736
Good thing I'm a female (fairy).

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>>45979736
phew, thanks for the advice! It protected me from telling all those nasty tengus I live in a small, yellow house in the southern portion of the Human Village by the river, number 43; am fertility positive -- last check-up with Eirin done 6 months ago -- with a 6.21 dick girth, and go to sleep around 23:42 and wake up at the first ray of sunshine to go usually fish in the upstream roughly 12 kilometers north of the village, where I stay extremely isolate in the middle of the river and often doze out; which wound rend me unable to even fight against an attacker. That'd have been pretty bad...

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>>45981129
Don't do it! Hide, run, try to escape!

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>>45942957
I should convince momiji to elope with me. Fuck these bitches, we dont need anybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45979062
Happy mounds of fat, how do they entice the boys so much?

[Anonymous No.]

The Tengu system seems really harsh. How is someone like Hatate is allowed to stay in home?

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>>45981827
Don't hiss at him so much, he's safe here. He'll be fine even if me and my friends snake our way up the river, slither up to his door and start an org- I mean party pit at his place. (Heh, sorry, slip of the forked tongue.) We're all platonic human male friends here!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pet the wolf tengu while she's in heat
It'll be really funny watching her squirm

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>>45982646
She was born into a high ranking family based on the color of her hat, but probably couldn't deal with the pressure of Tengu society and became a NEET. Now she spends her days ranting on her blo- online news site, while wishing that she could find a nice human boyfriend who'd help her escape her miserable situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45982699
>platonic human male friends party
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45991642
pussy curtain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45992045
tengu pubic hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998148
I bet Megumu has a huge forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998290
Jesus Christ, my dick entered orbit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998290
Made for facesitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998290
I want to get lost in her jungle.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45906526
Tengu are unfortunately based on jews as this Japanese TV show discovered.
https://files.catbox.moe/68561u.mp4
Also consider the following about Aya:
>Aya is a reporter
>known for writing "slightly" exaggerated news articles about anything that happens in Gensokyo
>A tengu (jew) in control of the news media and exaggerates things.
This fucking broke my heart, cause Momiji is suppose to be a tengu too and now she's basically a fucking jew. I fucking hate jews so much for ruining civilization so much with racial replacement through forced diversity and other cultural marxist propaganda. Japan is going to self-destruct as a result despite Shinzo Abe's effort to limit the damage of the jew. The fucking jews killed Shinzo Abe for it.

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>>46003937
would a jew have such cute pubes?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46005067
Pubes are gross. On a jew or a non-jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005567
Male tengu spotted. Shouldn't you be busy preening your boyfriend's feathers or getting raped by some oni girl with more alcohol than common sense in her system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005631
I'm not a kike you dumb fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005655
your pelvis is not surviving, male tengu-san. Be glad you're dying a warrior's death

[Anonymous No.]

>prowling for REAL males (human)

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>>46005655
If you find the pubes of your own kind gross, just wait until you see the bush of an oni girl! Enjoy your night!

[Anonymous No.]

breeding season coming in about 2 weeks! You and your white wolf wife already have everything ready to create a massive human/tengu litter, right?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to bait a human male into coming here and how do you domesticate one once you've gotten them?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bury my face in tengu pube forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005795
for bait, I'd recommend
>a deal or 'tip' about letting them use a secluded part of Youkai Mountain to do their craft.
Like: fishmen? Promise them you know this lake that has underground tunnels and fish love to use them for breeding, meaning there's always massive quantities of fish. Miner? An exposed ore deposit -- and so on. Can be a lie, yes, but if it's truth then it's even better, because then they'll be in debt with you
for domesticating one, the easiest way is to either
>forcefully take them
should be easy enough, and they stop resisting around the fifth night of the pre-marital ritual of 100 nights of rape
if the secluded place is real
>keep around them as they come back to the secluded place you presented them, talk about yourself and let him talk about himself
that's a common human ritual, they like to talk about themselves and come to know each other; you can use it to easily create dependency on his part and, with time, cultivate love
>use his debt to you as a marriage coin
that's a guaranteed one. If they don't want it, just kill him; men that don't pay out their debts should be killed anyway.
good luck!

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>>46005841
same

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>>46005854
>fishmen
Word of advice. They call themselves fishermen. If you mention "fishmen" to them they'll just start calling Aya and calling her a "kathulu", whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

You were just going to just going to take a walk around your fishing spot near the base of the mountain. It's a nice crisp day out and you think the fresh air and exercise will do you good. But by the time you realize the sun is setting, you're lost. As you start to worry, you hear footsteps approaching, which only sets off your panic more. You're on Youkai Mountain and whatever found you can't be good. "Halt! identity yourself!" you hear someone demand. With you hands in the air, you turn around and meet a trio of white wolf tengu. When you gather your words, you explain that you just got lost and would like to be shown the way back to the Village.

"You just got lost? Sure you did. Stand still, arms outstretched, I'm checking you for contraband " One of the wolves sheaves her sword as you follow her orders.She approaches from your back, lightly patting you down. She goes down from your armpits to your ankles and back up again. Just when you think she's done, she brings her face to your neck and inhales deeply. You feel her tail start to wag."Just making sure you're not on anything. We're going to have to bring you back to the barracks so we can fill out a report. You just have to spend the night, but it's better then a man like you walking alone home this late, right?" She says, as she presses herself way too close to you. The other wolves look on, amused smiles on their faces. You have a bad feeling about this...

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>>46005935
that's a big catch right there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005918
And don't think you can just waltz up and steal a fisherman either.
The practice and process of catching fish with a rod and a hook is actually an advanced form of meditation, empowering ordinary humans with immense spiritual power.
Of course, they don't know this since they lack the ability to sense magic, but these men of the rod are extremely powerful beings, capable of slaying even Oni with the flick of their wrist, so long as the obstacle in question is between them and their fish.
Do not underestimate a man with a fine pole and try to get between him and his catch. You're gonna have to play the long game with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005970
you know nothing, poor fishing child. Your rod shall know the true meaning of fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005841
tengu forests are the best!
https://files.catbox.moe/uhbpe4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45907670
>>45907698
What's the sauce for these images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46006185
Hollandaise, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Filthy tengu shouldn't be allowed to post on /jp/.
This is a human-only board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46006257
dude, there's no tengu here, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46006257
Quiet down, Kappa. No one's stupid enough to go swimming in that river of yours anymore, not after the eleventh boy with the exact same story of anal violation was found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005935
>she brings her face to your neck and inhales deeply. You feel her tail start to wag.
Why is this so hot?
I need an overly attached wolfgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46006263
Prone boning this totally human lithe NEET girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005935
they really just cant help themselves, can they? their instincts takes over moment man-scent goes through their nose. maybe she did intend to just search him for illicit goods, but the moment she got too close, all other responsibilities got tossed went out the window. she needs to be close to this man and never leave his side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007082
this gorgeous HUMAN woman would love to be fucked while on her stomach by a mighty, handsome HUMAN male!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007120
>never leave his side.
More like "never let him leave her side".
Wolf tengu aren't cute human-loving puppies, they are ferocious wild animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007120
He's no going to leave, she'll make sure of that.

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>>45942957
Are you saying Momiji the tengus look down on her and only view her as a tool to do their bidding or a soldier who can die defending tengus?

Does this mean best girl isn't really a tengu (jewish) and is basically on the level of a golem or a good shabbos goy? She is basically like one of those Christcucks who constantly defend Israel? Only this time she is defending the (((tengus))) when she shouldn't?

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>>46007230
>>46007253
dont break her delusions guys. she might just give up and stop even pretending to care for his well-being and just chain him to the bedpost.

[Anonymous No.]

Hugging wolf tengu!
Cuddling wolf tengu!
Kissing wolf tengu!
Making lots of mini wolf tengu!
Raising lots of mini wolf tengu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007284
white wolf tengu are still tengu, they're just the low class tengu who aren't allowed to leave the mountain and exist to pump up the ego of the bigshot tengu

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Megumu is a giga virgin with a massive forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007373
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007382
let's change that, then!
not the forest; that's mega cute and sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007382
Not for long, I have a very specific fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007401
>>46007422
you know you can't just have sex with a great tengu, right? there's months of paperwork before you can even court her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007432
You can talk, I've already prefilled my form 318.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007432
Move aside, retard, I'm a contracted professional, and I'm here to fuck the great tengu's brain until it's but a fine goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007450
But did you fill in prerequisite forms 14A, 23C, and 227B? Honestly, it's no wonder you humans are always rushing about. With your short lifespans, you'd be old and walking with a stooped back before you finished filling out the forms to have a preliminary meeting with Iizunamaru-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007480
Sir, that card may be valid elsewhere but there are different rules on Youkai Mountain. Please get in line like the rest of the applicants if you wish to continue the proccess.

[Anonymous No.]

Struggling with all that paperwork, huh?
I can provide you some help, if you so desire.
It'll be our little secret.
Let's beat the iron while it's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007432
the only reason megumu is a kissless virgin, it's because of bureaucracy offputting suitors?
does she really want me to buy that, and not because she's a huge sperg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007527
Her being a huge sperg has nothing to do with no one having the courage to brave tengu bureaucracy. It'd be wise if you didn't spread such slander anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007488
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Youkai Fucking Studies, and I've been involved in numerous Breeding Operations on the Underground, New Hell City and the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, and I have over 6 million confirmed kids. I am trained in Oni pussy warfare, and I'm the top Uterus-Filler in the entire Gensokyo's breeding forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your hymen out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this land beyond common sense, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the counter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gensokyo and your pussy is being prepared with experimental fertility increasing sound and magical waves and studied right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your uterus. You're gonna get fucking pregnant, bitch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can impregnate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in foreplay finesse, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gensokyo's Breeding Forces Arsenal of Experimental Sex Toys and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” formularies corporate bullshit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're gonna get fucking impregnated, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46005755
>human/tengu litter
Human/Youkai couplings, other than dealing with the very low chance of successful impregnation, virtually always produce normal human offspring, anon. Fantasy genetics just don't pass on.
Even in the exceptionally rare occasions were a half-youkai is born, the child's youkai attributes are completely different from their inhuman parent's species, and it's really more that they're humans-turned-youkaish due to the unnatural circumstances of their birth, than being a proper halfbreed.

So no need to worry. Even if a disgusting tengu captures you, it's highly unlikely that she'll be able to saddle you with a child, and you definitely don't need to worry about raising filthy, inhuman spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007704
cool down with the anti-youkai propaganda, Reimu. All that was disproven already; successful impregnation of human/tengu couples is almost twice as likely to happen in comparison to human/human couples; and, shockingly, thrice more likely in comparison to tengu/tengu couples
you should be more informed and read more Bunbunmaru and Kakashi news, they always talk about big researches like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007734
You can tell that Aya's outsourced her online arguing to some less informed tengu, or they'd know that Aya would die before recommending anyone read Kakashi Spirit News

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007704
lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007929
and Momiji's present to Anon is…
… Another child! Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007939
Just one? Wouldn't Momiji give birth to at least twins like a good wofl?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to end this tengu's whole career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007949
dude, don't ruin the surprise! Geez… It's actually quadruplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007964
Amazing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007962
>the Bunbunmaru next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007929
Imagine looking at some wolf tengucel's weird self-published used goods manga and believing it's an accurate representation of tengu marriage.
Like, how dumb do you have to believe that a White Wolf Tengu would even be allowed a human husband and not have him snatched away by a high-ranking high-caste tengu leader.
Everyone knows how desperate they get and how jealous they get when they see a grunt look a little happy. They'd go out of their way to ruin their lives if any of them would managed to snatch a human mate. Really, can you imagine what would happen if the tengu actually worked together instead of constantly undermining each other? They might've actually ended up as a threat to humanity and respected by other youkai, instead of being considered a complete joke even by the fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008111
>Imagine looking at some wolf tengucel's weird self-published used goods manga and believing it's an accurate representation of tengu marriage.
>Like, how dumb do you have to believe that a White Wolf Tengu would even be allowed a human husband and not have him snatched away by a high-ranking high-caste tengu leader.
>Everyone knows how desperate they get and how jealous they get when they see a grunt look a little happy. They'd go out of their way to ruin their lives if any of them would manage to snatch a human mate. Really, can you imagine what would happen if the tengu actually worked together instead of constantly undermining each other? They might've actually ended up as a threat to humanity and respected by other youkai, instead of being considered a complete joke even by the fairies.
that what happen when you ban fisting people's asses if they go for a swim, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008111
for someone so against wolf tengu on human, you sure seem to know a lot about wolf tengu on human doujins. could it be that you're into that sorta thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008048
Why are his nipple still angry even after getting married?
Was he forced into that marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008186
a LOT of nipple play which is kind of like them getting poked in the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008186
they are angry because Anon and Aya, in their euphoric happiness, switches sides; meaning he's on the bride's side, and she's on the groom's side
in the 3rd panel, it was because Aya took too long to ask him out (5 seconds of them knowing each other)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46007962
I like this random anons mspaint artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008161
Everyone's seen that shitty series, dude. It was completely impossible to avoid it when several copies were delivered to every house in the human village over several weeks, the stores were all suddenly swamped with them, and you couldn't even go fishing with your fairy buddies without pulling up more of that garbage.
The entire village was making fun of it for months, and eventually things got so bad that the village elders asked the shrine maiden for a village-wide exorcism in hopes of making things go back to normal.
From what I hear, she resolved it in her typical fashion, and it ended with Tenma himself establishing a new law that prohibits wolf tengu from using the printers entirely.

Sucks to be them, I guess, but it's probably for the best. Those youkai are crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008333
>hangs with fairies
no wonder the slander and lies here are so great; fairies are notorious for their pranks. I guess a liar's best friend is another liar, after all
anyway, breeding season in 2–3 weeks, bros! Get yourself all cozy and your agenda free, because your white wolf tengu wife will make sure you're busy for a long time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008333
>ended with Tenma himself establishing a new law that prohibits wolf tengu from using the printers entirely.
you wish, all Tenma did was tell them to be more subtle about it. thankfully since a lot of people had already gotten a taste for it, they would of course go and seek out more. you should do a little search of your male friends bedroom. you might just find a few chapters you had missed.

[Anonymous No.]

isn't it sad how hard white wolves have to post on /jp/ to try and convince someone, anyone, that they're worth anything at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008514
anti-youkai/human lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008476
How did she tear her face?
her mouth is exposed between her cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008559
everyone knows that girls start to physically melt slightly when the sex is just THAT good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008378
Going for old reliable, eh? Just blame the fairies for everything so you don't have to take a look at your own actions.
Well, lemme tell you; no fairy has ever interrupted fishin' time.
You'll have to deal with annoying tengu proposals and kidnappings, kappa ass assaults, and drunk oni washing up on the riverbank, but a fairy understands the sacredness of man's struggle against the water, and will simply grab her own rod and join you quietly, encouraging the fish to bite with her fairy magics.

Of course, no tengu will ever comprehend the joys of jolly cooperation, so they'll never be able to befriend humans and be accepted by them.

>>46008559
The tengu animator has never even seen anyone have sex, anon. They genuinely believe this is how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

someone please send the shrine maiden. ive been captured by a wolf tengu. she just got really angry and stormed away from the computer. if someone doesnt save me soon then shes going to rape and afterwards beat me if she dosent get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008665
Just spray her with cold water and hit her on top of the head with a rolled up newpaper if that doesn't work break out the vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008665
>"10 grand gets you twelve hours, don't forget that -- meaning I'll be here by noon --, so you better have done everything you wanted with him before and scram that, otherwise I'll have to kick your dog ass… Anyway, I'll be at my shrine drinking tea, see ya~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008161
wolves will bear you strong children

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008829
Spilling mayo on their faces like that, these maids are exceptionally clumsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008720
>10 grand
Is it really that cheap to bribe the shrine maiden?
She's going to let an innocent man get raped and beaten up for twelve hours straight just for the equivalent of 70 bucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008921
it's just falseflagging from another white wolf
the hakurei shrine maiden will beat up anyone who tries to threaten a human male and I heard she'll take you back to her shrine so she can make sure you're safe and haven't been cursed to only be able to cum in tengu pussy or anything like that. I hear it goes on for hours, but I guess it's better safe then sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008905
They expect you to lick their faces as a gesture of submisson to them, but they are also aware that humans aren't well versed in wolf customs, so they've made it easier for you by applying some mayo on their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008829
>wolves will bear you strong children
With their paltry amount of one (1) tail? Laughable. This goes for the rest of the mutts. They're midbosses at best. Stupid low ranking beast youkai fall for the lowest tricks in the book everytime, they're practically animals barely capable of putting together a single spellcard.
"Oh but muh mofu" sure, lol, as if taillets can fathom hygiene. Go touch Mamizou's tail and tell me it's any good. It's so chock full of pipe smoke, dust, dirt, and stained with whatever gutter oil sake she spills from her flask. Fur so stiff she can sit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008921
A woman needs to eat, after all. A low cost of 10k is good because:
>white wolves don't earn much and are her main clientele
>a cheap price also builds routine, so white wolves will go there often instead of treating it as a luxury service
you have to think ahead in this market, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008973
Vixen hands typed this post
Let me fuck your boss stupid fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008973
falseflagging as a kitsune now? now thats low. what have wolf tengu done for you to be seething this much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008973
Get back up on my lap, Tsukasa, or I won't pet you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008946
Reimu? Refusing what's essentially free money? Kek, who let this donut run the anti-youkai account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008975
dont forget that she can sample the goods whenever she wants. she even lets her friends tag along if she owes them a favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008989
The shrine maiden is lazy, but not corrupt. If she started taking bribes and threaten the balance, the sages would deal with her themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008973
>Go touch Mamizou's tail and tell me it's any good. It's so chock full of pipe smoke, dust, dirt, and stained with whatever gutter oil sake she spills from her flask. Fur so stiff she can sit on it.
H-hot. Imagine her smell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009006
>the sages would deal with her themselves.
it was their idea to begin with. those ancient fossils think "morals" is some sort of exotic desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009006
>the sages would deal with her themselves
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You telling me...
>a lazy bum that sleep a fourth of the year and has her pets do everything for her
>a cripple more concerned about the influx of cunny in her private island "The Land of Backdoors"
>a patronizing 'big sister' that'd turn her eyes away because she favors Reimu and can't even control her evil part, resorting to sealing it away
... will meddle in the Miko's schemes?
Sure man, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009025
>>46009043
Imagine still being this mad about Okina dunking on you and your entire "civilization".
The tengu are never going to recover from that, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008989
you can tell this is someone who's never been accosted by a tengu because he she, probably, no doubt located suspiciously close to the mountain, you dumb obvious tengu doesn't even know that you're politely encouraged to make a donation after the shrine maiden is finished checking you over thoroughly

[Anonymous No.]

sure, the shrine maiden can save you. but everybody will be able to smell the humiliation you've been through for the next 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

His eyes were blindfolded, yet even without that, the white wolf cunt being grinded against his whole face would've stopped the male villager from seeing me. I recognize him, nice guy; one of the few that'd leave donations above the substantial value of zero yen—oh, that hair pull must've hurt; big mistake, biting her clitoris like that. They like that a lot, for what I've come to learn. The white wolf ramming her crotch on his mouth moaned loudly, tail wagging as if a broken pendulum and violently pulling on his hair, muffled screams audible.

I smirk, ignoring the other wolves—one jumping on his dick as if to keep herself alive, two using his hands to stimulate their pussies and the last two lustfully licking the shaft as it left the soaking wet pussy, playing with their own pussies while at it; all those fluffy white tails moved in almost sync—and turn to the flushed white wolf captain before me, who'd occasionally throw side glances at the 'orgy', barely controlling her bushy tail wagging comically fast, legs crossed. “Seven of you? Poor guy. His fault for climbing Youkai Mountain, anyway.”

The side of the white wolf captain's right eye trembles—enough bottled-up lust behind that serious facade to kill a man… with pleasure, of course. It wouldn't be the first time.

… Hm, yeah, if necessary, remember to tell everyone Rumia got to him first. “Yeah; we got him suspiciously w-walking around the mountain, alone, and had suspicions of c-contraband and he… He just has a great scent, it makes your mind go all blank, and you need to… a-and you know how February is for us white wolves, and—gah, I can’t take this anymore! Just leave us already, I need to mate!” She pushes the money to me and swiftly pulls off her skirt, dripping pussy under the moonlight visible for a moment before she turns and rushes up to the bounded man, violently pulling the girl riding the dick off it and sitting herself on the rod with all the strength of an earthquake. The villager's muffled screams convey intense pain as his toned body trembles and shivers in agony, though the women seem indifferent to his pain. Hmph, idiot: struggling and fighting against it only heightens their lecherousness, akin to a pack of ferocious dogs having to fight for a piece of meat. It just makes eating that much more delicious~

The one that had been plucked off his dick was now rhythmically humping on his right leg, her lust-filled eyes unfocused and her pussy saturating his quivering limb with lewd pussy fluids.

I shrugged, a rapid count of the money revealing 140 thousand yens. Nice~

Though they're really taking him for an entire day, huh…?

… Eh, sorry, Rumia. It's just business.

Without looking at the 7vs1 orgy, I take up flight and, carefree, return to the shrine, happy that I'll be able to buy more sugar than in the last month—sad that it was at the cost of some good donations. But that's life, ain't that right?

Some win big, some lose like that poor bastard~

And those extra pounds of sugar feel like a big win to me!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009078
Backdoor dancer hands wrote this post
Doesn't your discount gap granny want to molest you some more? Get back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009009
T-this damn fat hag...
I couldn't win...

[Anonymous No.]

You think a white wolf tengu's kisses turn into sloppy licking while they're in heat?

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up, i'll not had sex with a bird or a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010031
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010031
Yes but they won't just lick your lips. She'll be trying to sniff all over your neck and around your face because huffing your scent turns her on more. And she's going to lick and kiss and gently bite everywhere she smells. Be careful! You can end up covered in hickeys and bite marks you need to explain to others!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010038
i see... you want a wolf~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010060
And I will pet her and tell her she's a good girl the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010060
>her little fangs biting every single inch of your body, marking you as her territory as she wringles every single ounce of cum out of your balls
good fucking God...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010060
>You can end up covered in hickeys and bite marks you need to explain to others!
"oh those?" "i got them while having hot sweaty raw sex with a wolf tengu"
whats so hard about saying that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010099
your white wolf wife loves you a lot, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009403
can i make a deal with Reimu to get caught on purpose and then get a cut of the profits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009403
Does all that money really soothe Remiu's soul enough that she'll let innocent men get defiled like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010136
of course! That just means more money for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46009403
Atleast they used contraceptives...
R-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010140
>Does all that money really soothe Remiu's soul
but of course it does! After all, happiness cannot buy money~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010154
nope, (You) survived the mountain inspection AND got seven white wolves pregnant. By their religious laws, you, the man, must be a present father for your offspring, either by force or not. Reimu and every other religious branch of Gensokyo must respect the religious laws of the Tengu.
congrats on your new massive family, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010154
theres only one surefire way to quiet down doing mating season Anon. you WILL take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010064
That's still a fox in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010201
perhaps you need some glasses…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010099
The villagers will spread nasty rumours about the man putting more got darned youkai out in them woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010140
maybe she did at the start.... then she noticed that the men that get captured went to the same place a few weeks later. theres nothing she can do in the end, might aswell make some profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010210
… And? The villagers will spread rumors about everything and everyone. Let the snakes talk and that Anon enjoy wolf pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010217
hope they dont do something nasty to me. my mates might just break tengu law and move in with me to keep me safe. this would set a dangerous precedent, especially if the pups start mingling with the young boys at an early age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010217
do you think she sometimes joins too? The man is blindfolded, so there's no chance of her being recognized…
… might as well have some fun AND make money, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010210
hope they dont do something nasty to me. my mates might just break tengu law and move in with me to keep me safe. this would set a dangerous precedent, especially if the pups start mingling with the young boys at an early age.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do it Anons, it's not worth it. Oh sure, it might seem fun to do such things from the stories you read, but so when you actually experience it. They'll force you to go for hours, using every part of your body to get off, no matter how tired or unwilling you are. If you get tired or try to resist, they'll just force you anyway, you'll often have to pleasure multiple wolves at a time. It's exhausting and degrading. Once they finish up with you, the send you, tried and stumbling with your tattered clothing to the Village. But it doesn't end there. Every inch of you is covered in white wolf bitch-stink, do the villagers know what kind of man you are the moment you draw near. They're ashamed to be near you, women actively gossip and avoid you. No mater much much you scrub or use soap it never seems to fade. So when the pack comes back and offers you a nice place to stay with them, what can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010188
>>46010194
Only if I get to cuddle them absolutely silly every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010299
and risk them asking for a discount? never. besides, she prefers it when they know its her. the look on their face as their supposed "protector" preys on them, just the same as a youkai would, thats what shes really after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010377
>So when the pack comes back and offers you a nice place to stay with them, what can you do?
you can do your very best for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010389
each of your limbs will have a cute wolfgu wrapped around it. hope you can handle the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it!
I'm going to the mountain!
Alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010377
Bite their ears, bite the back of the neck, bite their shoulders, that's how you establish dominance over these single minded dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010401
NOOOOOOOOO, ANON!!

[Anonymous No.]

jeez, you guys went into heat before the wolfs did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010446
I'm sorry, but the desire for a big happy family is too great

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010387
>>46010399
God, Father of Jesus Christ, I asked you for happiness, not my own piece of heaven...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010446
anons are the true youkai, that's why all the tengu threads are more yandere than the actual yandere threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010404
damn bitch. i domesticated her through and through, but she keeps wearing that smug face afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

Smelly dogs aren't as good as higher caste, smarter, richer, and more beautiful crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010455
>take nap
>just on the bed, without a blanket
>wake up covered from head to toe in little balls of fluff
>all clinging to you while snoozing away
>you can't move
>wife is looking at you from the doorframe all smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010490
I'll give you a deal on wine and icecream Ms Daitengu
Anything for my most loyal customer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010496
your deserved payment for that one time (You) forgot to prepare the Mountain Baby Formula (made with game hunted by the tengu mother and herbs cultivated by (You), the human father) and she had to manually feed every single one of your children the old fashion way, all while (You) kept staring with that goddamn dreamy look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010490
so you want a wife that's married to her job and will live for it before living for you like you, by Tengu laws, live for her? Good for you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010490
Pro-tip friends, when your crow tengu wife is out on another 12 hour day you can wander down the mountain and pound as much wolf pussy as you like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010562
God yes. I want crow pussy you filthy mutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010593
only 12 hours per day?! Are you seriously trying to piss off the Great Tengu by being that much of a lazy fuck?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010593
Why would you post this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010593
no need to go down even. plenty of high quality, even more pent up wolfgus at the summit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010612
stop working in that goddamn newspaper for ONCE in your life, Aya! You haven't seen your child in almost 72 hours, for Christ's sake!

[Anonymous No.]

you idiots do know that this whole thing only works at this specific time of the year, right? outside of heat, you can't court momiji unless you can beat her at shogi (average game time: several weeks)

[Anonymous No.]

Why bother with workaholic newspaper crows or meatheaded military wolves when there are prime kitsune and tanuki women available?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010663
id rather not have fingers or futa cock up my ass thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010644
>(average game time: several weeks)
>with the condition we have a sex battle before each movement which is, of course, a human costume during long matches of shogi
that's perfect by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010639
Is it wrong to want to work hard for a better future for your kids? If anything, a hard working wife who doesn't demand much from her husband and pulls in a big wage is more desirable than a woman who lazes around all day and puts the bare minimum into life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010663
FAT
FUCKS
Go wash all the smoke and filth from those tails and then come back when you're sober and not middle aged GRANNIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010671
I'd like Mamizou's futa cock in my mouth while Ran massages my prostate with her fingers actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010675
>Is it wrong to want to work hard for a better future for your kids?
if she's not part of that future, then why the fuck bother having kids?! Youkai/human children won't live a thousand years like her, and their infancy, their most precious years, are being lived without a present mother. So fucking smart with her newspapers and witty, razor-sharp mind, but unable to see this simple truth. Fuck that woman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010639
Ancient creatures using modern appliances/goods always looks funny
a thousand year old bird with an electric toothbrush

[Anonymous No.]

>>46008048
Fake. Crow tengu are extremely racist, they would never marry a human man.
She only wants to have sex with you because it's a huge taboo in her society. She only sees you as a sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010795
Honestly hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010679
Looking like you're on the verge of starvation isn't very attractive, you know? If Aya didn't skip as many lunch breaks and breakfasts she might not have such a famished physique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010816
God I love fat hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010663
Sorry I'm not into grannies centuries past their prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010892
Ironic, seeing how Aya is over 1000 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010905
Aya is still a young lady!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010663
These tengu may be rapists but they're MY rapists! Please take your smelly fatties elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010679
Look at this dumb bird who can't tell the difference between nine finely groomed and luscious tails and a bio-hazardous rats nest. A thousand years of still working herself half to death for peanuts really dulled her caffeine addled mind. No wonder her paper is as good as cleaning rags. How does it feel to be at the bottom rungs of society with no hope of ever raising your status. Really, you should've taken that offer, you could've been so much faster, sharper, and free of the Tengu hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

Human males are all about discovering new things and technology. That's why all you stupid long nosed girls or smelly animals can't do anything wihout putting some raw strength into it. You wouldn't be able to court even the ugliest of humans were it not for your abilities.
Be more humble and leave the human males to more competent species at courting them and providing them with something they're looking for beyond rape. You can't even get along to the village's new fashion standards. Swimsuits and Spats are all the hype nowadays, not your silly dresses. It gets all the boys going. But even if you were to get with the times, let's be honest, you'd still have no chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010917
well said, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010966
False, a Tengu's forest and trunks are some of the most sacred and blessed objects a human can ever have the good fortune of witnessing in his short existance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010966
venting here wont make the men stop by the river on their way to Youkai Mountain, Nitori. did someone catch your eye before he quickly ran away from you? im sure i can convince his wife to keep the cuck chair empty for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010966
cool words, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. But if you get close to me or my beautiful wife and children with that bullshit, I'll be exercising my 2nd Gensokyan rights and popping your head off with a 12ga Danmaku trench gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46010816
I don't want to be raped, but if I had to, I'd prefer a slender girl that can take care of herself compared to a fat slob like this.
I could also live with a muscular oni, a cute loli, a boobzilla or even an unsatiable baby crazy hu*an girl, just spare me from these ugly stinking fatsos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46011015
>hu*an girl
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46011029
Clutching at straws are we?
Don't worry, I hear the chairs in the Gensokyo old folk's home are pretty comfy!
So why bother making yourself all uncomfortable here? Go back to your common room and watch The Price Is Right reruns as you wait for your rice porridge to be blended up so you don't wear out what's left of your teeth?

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>>46011015
>I don't want to be raped
That's what all boys say just before they lose to their superior youkai's pussy.

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Imagine jobbing so badly to a tengu that they can even gloat and advertise their dating services while they shoot down your accusations.

On an unrelated note, the hit new romantic matchmaking office "Tengudar" has made record numbers of happy couples! No other dating agency can boast a 100% satisfaction from it's customers!
Humans apply for free!

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>>46011072
sign me up! what options do i have?

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Any travel guides for fellow humans wanting to see the green haired lady in red at the Youkai Mountain? I don't want to see the other yuckies, but this girl looks nice.

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>>46011007
>Gun Sign :「12ga Trench Gun」
That's an illegal spellcard. You're going to turn that in.

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>>46011088
That's the clever bit:
We run the whole trai- I mean pool on a set of speed dates, making sure everyone gets a chance to find their ideal partner!

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>>46011088
This, Anon, is Hatate Himekaido! She's looking for a strong and hardworking human male to be her partner! She likes eating, lazying on her bed and "doing true journalism", and is looking for a man that'll do all the chores, cook, upkeep the house's maintenance (she can't tell the difference between a screwdriver and a hammer), take care of all the difficult stuff when the children are born, and be always ready for surprise hugs and cuddling on demand. She earns enough for the both of you, so money is no concern!

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The tengu were extra thirsty today.

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>>46011104
I'm married to a god-damned tengu, Shrine Maiden missy! By their laws, I cannot part ways with mah guns; and as a true Gensokyan, I'll hold true to what I believe, which is exploding a jerk's head off when they spew bullshit next to my beautiful wife and baby daughters and sons

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>>46011167
it all started with the pubes...

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>>46011194
Are you saying that tengu pubes are an aphrodisiac?

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>>46011246
i think tengu are an aphrodisiac

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>>46011246
I'm not saying. It's a known fact.
That's why more people should seek burying their faces in them

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>>46011269
I think tengu are a MENACE to the dating sphere because they swoop in on eligible young males and steal them away from human women who need to keep the species going!

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>>46011275
My complaint about pubes is that they make going down on women much more uncomfortable.

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>>46011167
Tengu lusting for Human men, Human men shitposting how "totally bad it would be to get caught at the mountain haha", and the one or two Hags—likely drunk—astroturfing and trolling. Just another day.

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>>46011278
That's called natural selection

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>>46011299
Human men don't care about tengus, they're all drooling about the new human waitress at the local bar. Maybe if the press didn't fabricate news on a regular basis you'd notice it too

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>>46011278
It's not my fault that they snatch me easily despite putting great effort into escaping from them!
It's not my fault for having Stockholm syndrome because they pat my head after they use my body!
It's not my fault!

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>>46011323
>human female
>getting any attention
kek

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>>46011286
you'll know the true meaning of uncomfortable soon, male tengu-san

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>>46011339
Humans have a strong uncanny valley sense that keeps them from fucking things that look human but aren't. You can be boastful and proud as much as you like but human men aren't going to flush their genetic legacy down the tengu toilet!

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This thread made me horny for female tengus, sorry for asking but is there a VN for that?

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I'm sorry for mentioning Megumu's amazon rainforest(called that because of how humid and thick it is)
I didn't realize it would make the tengu out themselves
I will accept all responsibility

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In other news
Walnut the crane died.
Why do dumbass birds keep falling in love with humans?

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>>46011167
They're always like this, though. These threads are just 95% tengu roleplaying as human males to each other.
It's pretty pathetic.

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due to the simple fact that tengu lives longer then human, means that they will make better teachers for any skill you can think of. if you or your son want to master any trade, then send them to Youkai Mountain! once you tell the tengu of your intentions, they'll bring you straight to a master practitioner of your preferred trade. they always accept apprentices if theres a spot free and wont dont even demand money!

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>>46014263
Oh, wow! That's incredible! I'll climb Youkai Mountain then with my three 10, 12 and 9 years old sons! Some specialized and strict teaching will help my family cope with the loss of my wife and their mother, hopefully.
Thanks for the tip!

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>>46014263
Don't be silly. An average human of twenty years knows more than a tengu could learn in three lifetimes.
All they know how to do is imitate the outside world (poorly), cry about their lack of men, and lie.
They only have a surface-level understanding of the stuff they copy, lack the creativity to create anything new, and they spend most of their time infighting, so they'll never amount to anything.

At least the oni are honest about the fact that they only actually care about drinking, fucking, and fighting.

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Tengu sex.
That is all

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>>46018973
amazing!

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Extremely lovey-dovey mating with white wolf tengu for the purpose of procreation!
Cuddling all my precious pups!
Tengu need happy family correction!

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>>46019008
Not the human kids!

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>>46019154
c'mon, Anon, she's not going to do anything wrong to them! Don't you trust the Bunbunmaru's reporter?

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>>46018973
That's not all.

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>>46019199
>Don't you trust the Bunbunmaru's reporter?
No, I do not!

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>>46019199
theres not a single thing more suspicious then Bunbunmaru reporters. cant trust a single thing those black oversized chickens say or write.

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>>46019256
>>46019224
you bunch of hateful pricks, she has never done anything wrong! She works so hard to constantly pump out so much quality content; you guys should be happy she's interacting with those children. They must be learning good life lessons with her right now, and touching their special places is a crucial part of those life lessons!

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>>46019275
Don't do that.

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>>46019256
Oh my god those huge drumsticks!

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>>46019256
I don't usually like fat Aya, but this artist makes her look hot like that

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horny birds...

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Poop lol

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>>46022426
are the best!