Monster Girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

a warm wurm
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Would you be the mount of your mamano cavalrywoman wife?

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Been thinking about them birds

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Baphomet!
Baph!

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This is the real thread

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>>45889313
when she said she needed help, its not with those dummy

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Wurm is a cute.

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How warm must a Wurm be?

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>>45889143
I grab the bapho then fling her upward getting caught on some powerlines.

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Monkey, how do we stop them from raiding our pantries?

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>>45889327
wurm wurm

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>>45889330
Impregnate them.

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>>45889325
Wurms and Marshsmallow cats are a perfect pair.

>>45889330
Have you tried offering them your bananas?

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>>45889330
slapping their hands away

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Ao Oni says her muscles are so strong, she bets your cock couldn't even penetrate her if you tried.

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>>45889340
wurms are made for loving

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>>45889345
That doesn't sound like a very Blue Oni thing to say...

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>>45889340
They just laugh and get excited when you offer them a banana

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>>45889345
this is a very smart oni

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>>45889319
Whenever there's a crime
Some crooks are gonna do time
They all better beware
Cause the Baphomet will be there

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>>45889353
Offer more banana

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monkey buns, hatter buns, or rabbit buns?

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>>45889366
Yes

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>>45889366
Hamburger buns.

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>>45889309
>It's year if the dragon...

>be Prince Arren
>Kingdom needs a new heir because no one wants a literal fucking Kingslayer on the throne
>meet this dragon girl who's literally the perfect age for producing children
>she's an illiterate peasant so it's not like she's got much else going for her
>Also she actually is a dragon and just needs extra sexual encouragement with a dose of mamono mana

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>>45889374
so p'orc buns

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I'm gonna tell my Automaton that she isn't a person, she has no soul, she isn't even alive. She can't even create new life either. She's absolutely worthless. Then when oily tears trickle down her emotionless face I'm gonna laugh at her and say that's all she can do, emulate emotion, because she can't feel it. Then I'm gonna order to go to the waste dump and recycle herself. She'll have no choice but to listen since she's bound to my orders. A worthless robot like her can't be a wife, nor can she bear my children. She's useless.

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>>45889398
Reddit-tier post.

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>>45889398
Truth bomb. Automatons suck.

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im gonna tell automaton wurm shes not a real wurm
shes a wurm alike

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>try to siege monster castle
>get a mino catapulted over the worlds and lands ass first on my face
this must be a war crime.

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Baphomet? More like SEXhomet!

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Would bogies make good or bad poker players?

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You don't deserve a wife.

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POV: you fell and spilled the champagne

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Made for slow, loving tantric sex

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>>45889448
i'd like one in oppressive, manipulating regura flavor

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>>45889448
i wish to read about kej.

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She has come for your burgers

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>>45889345
Then I'll go for her Aka sister

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>>45889317
Reading the description of the potion is awakening desires that I don't know how to feel about.
While MGE is really aggressive about fairly vanilla relationship structures, its easy to forget that just about every single other fetish is on the table and accounted for.

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>>45889455
Some might actually die if that ever happens.

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>>45889457
In what format? A story? A overly long rant?

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>>45889463

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>>45889494
NTA, but an overly long rant, please.

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>>45889494
Whatever is good, I'm on the fence about kej so I'd like something that sells me on her - a good story or cute green would do.

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UUUOOH! Bapho hag erotic!

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>>45889494
>overly long
There is no such thing when its an anon talking passionately about the monster girl he loves.

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>>45889520
Correct

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you know what they say about girls with big breasts.
big, uh... breasts.

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>they actually pruned the right thread for once
Neat.

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>>45889510
>>45889516
>>45889519
>There is no such thing when its an anon talking passionately about the monster girl he loves.
I like the way you think!

In that case, I suppose a second part to that big rant post I made awhile back is in order!

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>>45889539
A reminder that for most species the females are larger then the males. A desire for big ladies is just following your sub-primal instincts.

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>>45889553
They also deleted atleast one furshit image in the previous thread, so there's someone who isn't asleep at the wheel.

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Send help, I'm stuck in the skies with least three harpies aggressively trying to rip my clothes off as I was parachuting

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>>45889561
Godspeed anon. Looking forward to it.

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>>45889561
Add a kitty cat!

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>>45889561
That sounds nice kejbro.
Are there any stories you'd recommend in the meantime?

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How are Cheshires so good at baketball? They've mastered the fadeaway shot

Why was the Humpty Egg kicked out of the bar? They don't serve breakfast

How do you seduce a Dark Elf? Tell her you're a distant cousin

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>>45889553
I love this image.

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>>45889591
>baketball
ms haku wants a word with u

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>>45889575
I don't think you need any more help with taking your clothes off. 3 harpies is more rhan enough

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Would you bully monsters that padded their chests or go along with their charade?

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>One minute after showering in kot land

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Remember that Miss Wight deserves some credit for the zombie apocalypse even if Dr Lich did all the science. Research like that doesn't fund itself, you know.

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>>45889675
I am not going to say 'nikola tesla's creditor's invented the lightbulb', all the credit rightfully goes to miss lich (who actually did all the hard work)

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>>45889576
Plenty of topics and things I've been wanting to write out still so it should be interesting.

>>45889583
There aren't too many I can think of, assuming you've already read Dogfaces' story.

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>>45889656
Yes. Except for Bogeys because they'll just look like an empty potato sack without any padding.

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>>45889675
>loli wight, lich and phantom playing zombie apocalypse with the help of phantom magic

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>>45889656
Neither. I would tell her that breast size isn't everything, and that i will appreciate her regardless.
Sensitivity is a more attractive quality than size, and mongirls aren't lacking on that aspect.

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>>45889574
Counted two, turns out the trad polish dress made Kiki happy.

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>Want MGE girls to be real because they would be an objective boon to humanity and they're hot.
>Can only ever imagine myself being a villain and dying to one for an ideal that doesn't care for me or just out of pure hatred
Hmm.

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>>45889733
sounds like operator error

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>>45889733
gremlin

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>>45889733
any plans for villainy you had would be shot down pretty quickly while you were being love-corrected

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>>45889634
Uranium is a good word with U.
Plutonium is also good. It has two!

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>>45889746
Grem!!

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>>45889747
I dunno, I just can't imagine myself living a happy life with monsters. It's always just dying alone or going out against one in a "last stand" type blaze of glory.

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I'm still in a dream, cheese eater

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>>45889813
I'm gonna steal that cheese, it's perfect for my grilled cheese

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A very important lesson in Mamano sex ed is how to fix a condom.

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>>45889843
Fool, those were the decoy condoms! We will practice safe sex and you will like it!

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>>45889762
>One, if not the last of the old guard left from days before the portals who haven't been married yet
>Never having had any relationships, or love before them, and somehow it staying that way
>Seeing others frolicking around daily with their loved ones didn't help
>Making you jaded and just not giving a damn about it anymore
>Along the years it had turned from a simple coincidence into a matter of principle
>To be the one grumpy old man to remind how things were worse back then
>Determined that you had two ways to end up dead, alone and old, or in a blaze of glory
>And the latter didn't happen during portals due of the monsters using nonlethal tactics
>So, only option left was choice A), which brings us to here and now
>Over my dead body you have said to multiple cupids and others trying to claim you
>For the past few years you have been left suspiciously alone
>No attempts at you, no catcalling, not even undead trying to bribe you in preparation for after-life
>You'd be suspicious if not for the fact that you knew you were on the end of your life
>Maybe they just wanted to give an old relic from the past the peace for their final days
>Days turn into weeks, and those into months, as you slowly detoriate
>As the end approaches, you get put into palliative care in a hospital
>Oddly enough the room wasn't a standard looking one, or those had changd
>Inside a stony room, hooked up in machines monitoring you constantly
>Had written up your will, denial of consent of being risen as undead, all that jazz
>Just covering your ass to make sure that you wouldn't find yourself waking up in a Lich's bed after centuries
>Feel your time coming up, as you take short shallow breaths, oblivion calling to you
>Doctor comes in, announcing you have a visitor, but your half-lucid mind unable to comprehend it properly
>Turn your head, see a crimson figure approaching you, suddenly growing in size as it gets near
>Strangely alluring and soothing, the mere presence taking any and all pains away
>Always thought that the Reaper would be a skeletal old man with a hood and a scythe
>But, if this was to be my last sight, so be it, I'd be contempt with it
>Not a minute after, a loud beep fills the room, as the heartbeat monitor flatlines
>And in that fleeting moment, a sudden inferno fills the room
>Everything inside the room going up in flames in a blaze of glory I had so long yearned for
>Open up my eyes, looking around the scorched room, and then at myself, a mere child now
>Think that this must be hell, just for one last fuck you from life
>Get interrupted by a hug from behind, seeing the figure clearly now
>Far smaller, and obviously younger, but still the same figure that had approached me upon my final moments
>A smug smile forming on her lips, as she pulls me up from the ashes, and grabbing my arm to drag me away
>Over your dead body, literally and figuratively
>Straight into a new life, and with your new childhood sweetheart to come

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I shall invade a vampire castle and defeat her by calling her a dork

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>>45889913
That just isn't fair! Monsters can't make me happy! I wanted to die alone and forgotten! I'll sue!

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>>45890006
veiny booba has charm

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>>45890013
hags are powerful, never forget this

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>>45889520
yep. my Momster's boss is a sexy great lady.

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I'm going to face my Ochimusa rival in a field of flowers at night with a full moon in the sky above. Midway through it will start raining and thundering too. I'm going to clash katanas with her like a noble samurai and if I lose, I'll fall to both knees and bow my head and yell at her to finish it and die with my honor intact as she cuts my head off and secures her victory.

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>>45890073
when do you pull out a gun?

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>>45890073
>samurai anon slips on a banana peel before the battle and gets knocked out
>wakes up to rival ochimusa taking care of you with love and worry in her eyes

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>>45890081
Usually right after I do the attack that makes a glowing kanji that says 'Danger' appear in front of me for some reason. And I'll also randomly pull out a yari spear and hook lightning to throw at her too.

>>45890092
What the fuck? How would a goddamn banana peel end up in my arena and ruin my perfect honorable death scenario?!

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>>45890118
A wandering Kakuen monk must have left scraps from her lunch behind!

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>>45890118
>How would a goddamn banana peel end up in my arena
She was hungry...

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I'm going to tell my cyborg Ochimusa rival that she can't hurt me while standing there and realizing. Then when she punches me to no effect I'm gonna smile and go "What did I just say?" before punching her like 40 meters high into the air.

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I'm going to fling the foolish Ochimusa wielding a magic sword opposing me into the future where the Order is law!

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I'm gonna challenge a brown Ochimusa mother with my gunslinging skills and then take her down in full view of her daughter and claim the number one headband for myself so the daughter has to go on a revenge quest after me.

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>>45890178
>not showcasing your gun slinging skills to win the hand of ochimusa gunner daughter
It's like you don't want to empty your revolver in order to make a heart made of bullet holes

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>>45890189
It's a reference to Afro Samurai anon, the story starts with Afro watching his dad get killed by a gunslinger with a hidden sword using third arm named Justice so he can take the Number One Headband for himself since the plot revolves around a worldwide hunt for magic headbands.

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>>45890206
Remember watching that years ago so the plot is a bit hazy, don't remember the gun part thought his dad died to regular samurai cause of his severed head

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>>45890224
Justice was a mutant so the guns were just a red herring since he has a hidden third arm on his back that wields a katana, so he was able to take Afro's dad off guard and decapitate him, and then almost do the same to Afro too.

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Demons are a boy's best friend.

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Something seems off this dhampir today

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>>45890241
I will write my own contract for demons in my own blood!
I will pass out halfway through the "Cuddle Clause"!
Demon will nurse me to health, and I will continue writing the contract and passing out!

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Listen, and understand. mg's are out there, they can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity or remorse or fear, and they absolutely will not stop… EVER,

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I'm gonna summon a powerful succubus but then leave her inside the containment field made by the magic circle I drew and let her get angry and beg to be let out since she can't escape unless I let her out.

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>>45890269
woops

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>>45890286
Surely she won't stop me if I just reach in and finish the line with my chalk.

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>>45889473
Nearly everything is accounted for and KC doesn’t care what you get your rocks off too so long as it isn’t shit like ryona/NTR/dry fishing and yet fuckers will still police what people do in a fictional bedroom over Chinese cartoon drawings of monster women. Just damned depressing.

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>>45890206
Man, that show was bonkers.
>No monster girl nerd to watch the classics with.
Granted, I'll start a fight when she starts EVA

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>>45890300
Fuck off furfaggot. Go to some other shithole instead of making this place worse.

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>>45890286
Mob face too stronk. Must give cuddles.

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>>45889391
But those are made of beef.

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>>45890343

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>>45890379
>p'orc buns
>are holst buns
anon u must learn ur meats

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>>45890382
maybe a lil

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>>45889319
These new Pokémon are weird.

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>>45890411
Succs are the strongest and best monsters after all

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>>45890419
i'll say

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>>45890451
KC's are unreasonably good.

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Succubi... mean NOTHING to me.

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>>45890528
Are you sure?

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>>45890451
Buffcubi are the best.

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I hate Wurm.

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>>45890563
There's not any wurms here, though.

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>>45890563
Good thing your new wife isn't one

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>kot grooming your hair in her sleep
>kot purring in her sleep
>kot flexing her claws against your skin in her sleep
>kot bitting your neck in her sleep
Bad bed mates.

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>>45890568
Hello Not Wurm, how are you doing today?

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>>45890568
I can understand you couldn't resist posting this handsome gentleman on the left, but next time post a picture that contains a monster girl.

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>>45890579
>Kot sitting on your face at 2am
>Kot insisting on being nocturnal
You really shouldn't marry one if you plan on ever having a full night's rest again.

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Post Wurm's face when you cum inside her.

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>>45890611

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>>45890594
besides, she's crepuscular

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>>45890594
Cheshire running through the house at top speed at 3 am would be hell.

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>>45890594
>Go to sleep because you work in the morning
>Wake up balls deep in kot
>Usually wouldn't mind but it's 3:30 AM and there is no way she is gonna let you go back to sleep now that she knows you are awake
Animals, all of them.

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>>45890675
Black cats are a sign of bad luck... Gotta keep away from them.

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>>45890681
>>>/vg/

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>do a 180 on a prank Cheshire wanted to pull on you
>you later wake up to her licking your balls

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>>45890686

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>>45890723
Kill yourself, raiding vermin.

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>>45890701
Hold on a second, that's not a prank, that's sexual assault!

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>>45890730
It's legally a prank as long as she says "it's just a prank, bro".

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>>45890723
Please do not shitpost with Sechi

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I'm gonna sneak up on a Hellhound and just start headpatting her and ask her if she wants to come home with me.

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>>45890762
>Yes
Now what?

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>>45890766
Now I take her home with me and give her a bath and feed her.
She's my new pet dog now.

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>>45890762
>lead her back home
>"I want my name to be spaghetti"

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>Mountain rescue kobold
>9 feet of pure muscle
>Literally the kindest and gentlest monster you'll ever see

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>>45890771
Yes but I imagine soon you'll be her pet human.

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>>45890693
Edgy Gothwan found her way into Hot Topic.

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>>45890832
No no see, I'll just pamper the Hellhound so much she gets addicted to the feeling of being a domesticated pet so even if she's impossible to tame she'll basically act like she is. I'm gonna mess her up until she's the kind who lays on her back arms up asking for belly rubs while panting.

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that despite the risk in getting there, every kot's weakpoint is the tum.

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>>45890849
kots unlimited

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Mamono women are pigs.

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>>45890868
ask her about her womb tattoo

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>>45890868
What is she doing here?

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>>45890877
anon had enough of her pig foolery

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>>45890862
More nekomancy

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>>45890868
Some pig

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having trouble with mofu dependency?
consider mothadone, 5% less addictive than traditional mofu sources

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>>45890918

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>>45890918
There's a smartphone app that flashes the screen in a way that puts mothadone users into a stupor. It's available for free. This is another monster trick, don't listen.

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>Post Portal
>Typical Politician response is to send the Army in to explore this new world
>Of course this being a land of magic and monsters the weapons are useless
>90+ percent desertation rate because why the fuck would you want to fight them when you can fuck them and they want to fuck you
>Yet another failure of the US military
>Try to cover up the desertions but portals are opening up everywhere and don't have enough manpower to block them all
>The missing men come back with new wives and every cover story is a clusterfuck full of holes.
>Men from across the globe lose interest in the rat race with no cheese and begin crossing these portals after seeing the new happy couples and a new land of opportunity
>Governments collapse because ain't no one paying them any mind anymore let alone taxes because the demon lord demands nothing but mana which is produced by you guessed it

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Three on one is hardly fair

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Behold, human, the Harpy Queen! She is the ruler of the sky! You must bow down to her regal presence!

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>>45890980
You think that's bad you should see the werewolves.

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>>45890918
Just avoid mofu dependancy by embracing the smooth scales, and pillowy feathers instead

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>>45890981
i should probably attack during royal invitation; her guard is down

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>>45890981
sorry, but I already have my own harpy queen tending to her nest and the eggs

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>>45890964
Shut up and drink your Alraune syrup.

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>>45890981
My what large and beautiful wings she has

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>Work...? Oh no, honey, you're not going to be doing that anymore. You'll be staying at home. I have plenty of money.
>Working isn't good for pretty boys like you, anyway. Just keep being nice and cute for me and we'll call it even.

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>>45890989
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
This is a joke post, I love the demon lord. Portals soon, pls.

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Why are the bears angry?

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>>45890996
You mean to tell me that I wasn't born for the sole purpose of wage slaving my life away for some corporation that doesn't even know I exist?

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>>45890010
>>45889913
This, I'm mentally ill? Why do I hate this green ending? Why do I clench my teeths and wish for a bitter peace in MGE?

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>>45890010
>>45891004
You have all the time in the world to come terms to the fact that there will be someone that loves and cares about you unconditionally, that you are valued and cherished

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In five minutes, all gachafags will mysteriously disappear from this thread. And nobody will know why.

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>>45891025
NTAs but It's honestly terrifying for some reason. I will have to go to a flayer because it's a legit mental block now, like if I try to show feelings of love It just gets silenced and shoved away like a light switch being flicked

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>>45891004
>Mentally ill
You shouldn't say that anon, the Eros flayer squad will find you. You wouldn't want to be mindfucked into a himbo who only wants to give love and affection to his wife, right?

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>>45891060
I can relate to this. I've tried to have affection, only for it to be scorned, and now I've become a hermit to not get burned even more.

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>Monstergirl home invasions are on the rise
>Not even burglaries because they tend not to take anything
>Most common is a mamono just showing up in a guy's house and acting like there's nothing unusual
>Come home from work to see a Minotaur sprawled out on your couch acting like your roommate, or an apron-clad devil working on dinner.

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>>45891092
Not okay. Just ring the doorbell with a tray of brownies in hand, it's not hard.

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Banshee is sad. But you make her happy.

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>>45891121
>But you make her happy.
Well I guess it does help to have someone around to remind yourself that your life isn't the absolute shittiest around. Guess I'm glad I can do that for her at least.

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>>45891092
I’m gonna take a nap on that Minotaur.

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>>45891121
Is it true that a banshee's tear ducts never run dry?

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Do you think pig orcs and green orcs have a rivalry about who are the true orcs?

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>>45891163
yes and porcs are ameican monster while greenskins are the British monster

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>>45891066
>Actually mentally ill
>Got assigned to a therapist werecat with black fur
>Really gentle and try her best to help me
>Try to take me in a grocery shop full of happy couples and mamonos
>"Exposure will help you, anon"
>She's not wrong, the bad thoughs only happened twice
>To thanks her, I want to buy fishos
>A mind flayer is managing the fisherman stand
>"Is that a squid or... Niggerwoman, please help me, I'm goiiiiiing insane."
>Scream and run around like a mad man
>My therapist werecat stopped me from burning down the shop and bring me back home
>She looks tired and unhappy
Guys I think I messed up and now she hates me, can I fix it or should I leave and hide?

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>>45891196
Run away and move to The Order's States and Territories. Start a new life there with your humanity and purity intact.

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>>45891242
Good idea, I'm on my way. Mamonos and men aren't compatible, she can write a good paper on that.

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Do not anger the slitch lest the mighty mistress of gelcraft cast upon you great and slippery magicks! She can do a level 1 bubble spell before running out of mana.

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What are the worst/best racist insults to yell for each monster girl?

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>>45891121
Banshee's big boobs make me happy too.

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>>45891486
>Kiki
Featherduster
>Vampire
Bloodsuckers
>Harpies
Birdbrains
>Baphs
Pettting zoo themed pocket pussy
>Werewolves
Stray mutts
>P'Orcs
3DPD

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How do we appeal to the monstergirl demographic?

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I believe in monoeye supremacy

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You'd trust a fox, right?

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>>45891002
Because you touch yourself at night. True story.

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>>45889520
Wife

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how do you punish hakutakus?

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>>45891601
You wouldnt?

[Anonymous No.]

You encounter the Wonderworm while wandering Wonderland.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891717
turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891713
send them to a library where the only works are misfinformation and sigmund freud books

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891728
You didn’t have to say misinformation twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient evil not so haughty after realizing she should have not skipped the sex ed classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891728
>hating freud
I don't know why you'd hate him unless you were just mad he pointed out that nobody has any meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891728
>sigmund freud
Is that the "sex with your mother" guy or am I thinking some ofther psyciatrist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890315
My guy I don’t even care for furries, but I also don’t care what they do so long as they don’t be fucking obnoxious about it like the potato farmer. If somebody wants to drink the theriomorphosis potion and turn into a hornier Bojack to dick down their wife that’s their business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891742
>"ummmm you want to fuck your mother'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891748
A redditor's understanding of Freud, yeah, it's the phrase that gets parroted the fucking most on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

The most dangerous monster is the one you least expect.
With that in mind DO NOT EXPECT miss lim next week (thus making her the most dangerous monster)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891717
"Please rape me before any of the other crazy cunts that live here can claim me. I have Funyuns."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891717
Ask her where can I find the nearest tomboy chesh and share one of my cigare with her, maybe smoke from her bong too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891752
"nobody has any meaning." is also a reddit thinking.
Everything is reddit, including mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891752
okay from what I understand was that incest jokes aside quite a few of his theories were sexual in nature and that other people went out of their way to prove them wrong.
don't know what elsehe had as the sex stuffs been meme to the point that he become a reverse of the conflakes guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891752
Psychology is a quak field.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall write the mgs the worst, most cringey, most hamfisted, tired and vogon-like love poetry. That will stop them from pursuing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891813
>cornflakes guy
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891844
Kellogg. Did fucked up shit like forced feminization of young boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891844
JH kellog (the brand is under his younger brothers name)
most know him for inventing the fornflake creal as a "mental health" food but it goes deeper then that
Kellog was a seventh day adventist and was agianst foods that would "ignite the passions" and thus the creal was orginally ment to be a direct counter to mastubation

he also castraited boys and burned womens vaginas shut, so theres that too

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill myself now so by the time the portals do open in the future my body will already be long gone and my soul will have long passed onto whatever afterlife our universe has, that way mamono can never revive me or reach me and I will rest in peace forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891777
I'm just a simple human, I don't expect miss lim to acknowledge my existence nonetheless my mighty need for lilims

[Anonymous No.]

I will write “lilims only” on my face and wear an “I love lilims” shirt with a “don’t talk to me unless you are a lilim” badge.

Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891865
And advocated for circumcision as an anti-masturbation method kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891879
>He thinks monsters can't invade heaven or hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891927
>Doomgal Lim invades hell to rescue her destined soulmate anon

[Anonymous No.]

HEAVEN OR HELL?! MAKE YOUR CHOICE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891927
Yes, because sex powers granting omnipotence is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

A fiery, black wurm guards the gates of hell.
A glowing, white wurm guards the gates of heaven.
But you seem ok, so you can pass :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891955
I've heard stupider hentai plots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891955
In some mythologies, sex literally created the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891974
IIRC in Egyptian mythology the world came to be because one god decided to jerk off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891974
And do we call it mythology because it's real and makes sense anon? You should be able to answer this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891996
>he thinks Monster Girls are real
Help is available

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad mge isn't real. We don't deserve something that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's time for your daily mindbreaking for my vagina finetuning, Honey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891955
The Monster Lord turned sex into a fucking infinite energy glitch. When monsters have sex with a human they generate more energy then they consume.

[Anonymous No.]

>PARKER! GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN! AND YOUR DICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891996
Heaven and Hell are mythological concepts. They is comparing apples to apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892143
I don't know how I'll find Spider-woman, so I can do just the other thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891960
I imagine wurms less as guardians of the heaven and more a natural disaster made manifest.

The cutest natural disaster you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Random succ I've never met points at me
>"Cute boy! Cute boy! Cute boy! ~"

why

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892368
>Look behind you.
>There's no one there.
>Oh, no.
>Miss succ is hallucinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892368
Here's what you gotta do
>Point at succ
>"Cute succ! Cute succ! Cute succ!"
that'll show her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892368
>>45892384
Give her a phone number. She'll think it's yours, but it's actually a number to a Mindflayer therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892396
Anon you literally just gave consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890241
Woah, when did that pic get finished?
I've been waiting for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find a sleeping lamia
>Discreetly attempt to slip into her tail
>???
>Enjoy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892439
>???
I'm very concerned about what exactly happens here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892119
Bold words from an oversized lapcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892451
The tongues of men have no words to describe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892451
Anything really. Could get coiled around gently, put in a strangle hold, lewded, or perhaps just nothing because she's a heavy sleeper. Let your imagination run wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892439
She's definitely gonna use her tail to massage your prostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892471
Only if you're a future alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892474
Don't knock it 'til you try it, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892494
No thanks. I'll stay male and give my monster wife plenty of children. And no, my monster wife will not be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892510
What did the Pakistani Alp decide people should call her?
A Him-alaya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892575
I would've guessed Freddie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892474
But that would remove the prostate and defeat the entire point of a prostate massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892676
Only homosexuals want prostate massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892725
What I do with my wife is only mine and her business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892796
And the merrow looking from the window.

[Anonymous No.]

what does the monster internet marketplace look like?
what can I buy on efae and etsylph?
what can illegal mofu can i buy on shady websites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892818
Mofu spooders just give it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892818
officer hellwan is going to bust down your door in a sting operation for buying grade A hellhound fluff (don't ask who supplied it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892921
you don't understand officer hellpooch, it's medicinal!

[Anonymous No.]

It's a trap and I know this but I'll fall for it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892964
>laying on her back
When a spider exposes herself like that it's a sign of trust. It's not a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the only way to propose a vampire is to whip her final form to submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892964
i will trigger the trap by mate pressing her and fall into her clutches

[Anonymous No.]

>LAMEpires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893261
>mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893271
>oh no, garlic! I'm such a LAME and PATHETIC and DUMB monster I meet my end eating GARLIC BREAD.
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893283
mutts get double the downsides and none of the advantages,imao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893283
>dork

[Anonymous No.]

A monster's femininity is determined by the size of her ears
Only date monsters with large ears, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893335
>>45893360
>Doesn't smell like a corpse (no running water means no showers lmao)
>Can go on dates in the sun
>Actually can do make up and appear fancy (no reflection means vampire has no sense of style lmao)
>Is not a dork
>Disobeys curfews (cool)
>Is not a dork
>Can pronounce the letter W without sounding like count chocula
>Is not a dork
>Can sword fight better than vampLAZY
>Wears a cool hat
Vampigs 0: Dhampirresistible 10000

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893403
>Is not a dork
Wrong, she and her mother both are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893403
dhampirs are MEGA dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893426
>>45893443
Vampires are dorks because they never shut up about their superiority and lineage and how they are rulers of humans, yet they are utterly clueless around men.
Explain how dhampir is a dork. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893458
Dhampirs are the combination of the mother chuuni genes and the husband dork side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893480
Vampires are 99% dork and dhampir takes the 1% that isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45889309

[Anonymous No.]

>be anon
>have vampire wife
>vampire wife goes long stretches in her coffin cause she's always arguing on 4mon
>have dhampir child with wife
>dhampir child spends time in 'citadel of sanguine solitude' (her room) cause she's always arguing on 4mon, probably with her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893638
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I FINISHED THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT MODULES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893638
cattle brush installed outside of your cubicle

[Anonymous No.]

please wake me up when I get there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893638
This an office and not a barn. Get outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893675
For sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45892424
Oh I finished it a bit ago. Just took like a week to get the charm produced.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to do your job in expanding the monster population!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893709
it feels like I'm lost in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893781
Hundreds of offspring!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893924
need them dinner plate size paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893854
But I don't even know 100 names for girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890737
This is why small girls are better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890946
i got the urge to breed this moth. . .

[Anonymous No.]

did you know that your average wurm is smarter than 50% of the population of wurms? pretty smart, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894081
She's the top of the bell curve!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894081
truly genuis worthy o praise, she made a pipe shotgun in 4 gauge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893781
Nah, I'm gonna marry Lich or other undead so I won't have any kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the valkyrie picture that looks similar to this but she is only wearing a thin sheet? i cant find it in the fanart gallery

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894164
This girl appeared in my dreams and had 4 different hearts, of which I ripped out 3 of them because she was hostile to me and my party. Later we had sex so no biggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894160
>undead
>not having any kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45893854
Past like 3 or 4 dozen it's socially acceptable to start reusing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894217
Oops, meant for
>>45893931

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894081
she's dumber than 50% of wurms though, pretty dumb if you ask me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894228
but those wurms end up being bookwurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894164
found it on the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894249
Being horny for angels is a sin! Repent now!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894272
Nowhere it states valkyries must be celibate and pure! i want to fight by her side! dungeon dive together! lay in bed with our bodies full of cuts and bruises! or valhalla or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894272
If God didn't want us to be horny for angels, then why did He give them such lust-inducing bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894228
and yet anon is still dumber than that dumb wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894321
What is the context of this image?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Need beeg waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894324
>>/jp/thread/17695629#p17701964

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891987
Ra had sex with his shadow, to impregnate himself, just to create humanity in Egypt. The jerking off in the one famous instance I know of was Horus shooting his goo all over Set’s lettuce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894362
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894332
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894424
the traitorous lord's tail connects to the brand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894332
basically me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894486
I love this cute retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894424
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

pop the weasels

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894597
How does she like vinegar and salt chips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894424
>tfw want to play but still getting filtered by dispair back in zeroranger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45889434
i want to eat this choco out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

don't listen to the demon in your head anon

[Anonymous No.]

hey it's me, the demon in your head, you should NOT fuck a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891879
foolish anon gonna wake up in a cage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894714
I sure won't fuck her if she doesn't get out of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894706
>>45894714
>anon's migraine get's worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894706
>>45894714
>>45894741
>>45894742
how did she get there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894754
ass-tral projection.
not even your mind is safe from demons - she is coming to claim you physically soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894754
a wizard did it

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like hakutakus unintentionally leave imprints of their fetishes on people they teach, like a particularly tall hakutaku giving people the need to be boobhatted by giant monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894754
every adventuring needs a guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894754
She's possessing you. Soon she will take control and turn you into a female vessel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894789
>tfw a haku learns to do this on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894762
>she is coming to claim you physically soon.
But she just told me not to fuck her...

>>45894789
Seems like that would be expected, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894706
and don't forget to to put up wards before you go to sleep, else she'll star infiltrating your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

He really wants his (You)s today.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894878
When you can't have potatoes, you have to make do with attention on tibetan throat singing forums.
Sad, but that's how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894884
There's an election next Sunday in my country too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894878
¿Que cazza?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894917

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894949
Crayon...

[Anonymous No.]

I will not fall prey to the birds of prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894955
please stop screaming constantly at the pass anon, you'll upset the cliff harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895009
Patagonian parrot harpies are rather chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895009
What are they going to do, grab me? Like I said, they wont do anything, and I'm going to prove it by going through this pass called "Single Men's Passing"

[Anonymous No.]

"See that elf there? She's my wife. What? No, not the impractically dressed one in the middle. That one, the cutie with the bob-cut in the back."

[Anonymous No.]

what if ur wife was a wurm
would u still love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895092
Wurm is about as far as you can get from the stunning, graceful, and intelligent ruler of kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895092
She wouldn't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895103
>>45895103
didn't ask a potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895107
choco and vanilla wurm
sex^sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895109

[Anonymous No.]

>>45889591
>How do you seduce a Dark Elf? Tell her you're a distant cousin
I din't get this one. Do I just roll up to a dark elf and go "Eeey cousin, let's go bowling!" or something? Like how would that help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895083
Your wife is dressed like a whore. She should try more elegant traditional elven clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45889656
I'd go along, but secretly cast a spell that turned watermelons-under-shirt into watermelons-under-shirt-sized boobs, so when the big reveal happened she'd be more confused than me and also embarrassed about being naked in front of a boy (her old bra can't handle her new chest)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895142
Slander! Her clothing is perfectly suitable for a respectable elven maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895092
Sure, but are we talking hypothetically if she was born a Wurm or was turned into a Wurm after I met her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895174
either

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895165
My goodness, not even a hint of visible areola? Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894884
Oh yeah! I've been outside for a whole week and missed a lot of news. What happend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895092
Wurmhound... well she'd be at her strongest all the time instead of when the jewelry is off

[Anonymous No.]

The wurm will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895165
Someone milk that poor cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894217
The names, or the daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895344
You lose three quarters of them to the wock grinder anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895233
I believe you are seeing this meme endorsing trump because of course this is what monster girls need.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat snake are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895386
i dont like the stare she's giving me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

which monster has the prettiest eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895520
Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute monster wife, but I don't want the women of my family to monsterize. I dunno, it feels like it'd mess up the family dynamic a little and make holiday dinners a little more awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT let the fox inside me home. She is a liar and a trickster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895520
gazer's but only the eyestalks her actual eye is ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895564
Date at her place it is, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895559
You can marry them too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895496
It's a subtle way to ask for petting. She will purr in exchange?

[Anonymous No.]

Big manticore
But she's nice to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gachaniggers and discordkids are on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895635
Wow, aren't you adventurous?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895644
Can these fucking faggot artists actually commit and give their big girls an appropriately sized head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895644
How will she cross door frames and such?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, man. I fucking love wasting my money on shitty jpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895688

[Anonymous No.]

Dorks

[Anonymous No.]

Must be hard being this buckbroken by a man who's living on the other side of the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895644
>want to explore ancient ruins for money and historical artifacts
>some obscure law states if you unseal a monster you must take care of her
>you're 99% certain hags seal themselves just to look better and take advantage of the law
On second thought maybe exploring old ruins is a dumb idea, on the other hand old monsters a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes aside I just hit rock bottom, at least there's a monster that would keep me company if I end up living under a bridge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895938
squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894884
>holden bloodfeast
i got that reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895883
Moving in with an MGE Troll is one of the best ends.

[Anonymous No.]

Black or white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895982
Fertilised.

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't flirt with any patrons except you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895853
>get to explore ancient ruins.
>get to explore ancient mamono.
Whoever made that law has my vote for the next elections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895949
We got a grade A student here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895699
>goth Cat
I am erect.

[Anonymous No.]

I need this in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Buying my gremlin wife a copy of Factorio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896100
Anon please, check the thread before double posting>>45895644

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896106
Wrong game, factorio is for autism pooch.
Get gremlin kobold space programme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896106
Whoever said there's no way to make mamono stop raping men hasn't met a Gremlin that clocked 600 hours in Factorio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896106
I’m gonna put all of my shit on one belt and watch her reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896153
I did that the first time. It didn't go very well.

[Anonymous No.]

What game should I play with wurmy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896153
Sweaty smelly neet gremlin rape and face sitting for her 12 hour session so you learn how to play better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896173
Wurm likes mancala
The pebbles are scrummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896173
Poker.
Just make sure she doesn't eat the chips or cards.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys make it sound like I couldn’t trust wurmy with my pet rock

[Anonymous No.]

Dont go into the fox cafe. They will steal your pants and demand favors to give them back. Trickster spirits cant be trusted.
The noodles are pretty good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896276
>the noodles are pretty good
Yeah, sneks are the best.
Foxes are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896226
She might eat that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896226
To be fair, Wurms eat rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896226
Nah, Wurms are actually carnivorous and eating rocks is a meme. Tough beef jerky is a nice treat to them.
I still wouldn't leave her alone with your pet rock because she'll feel bad the pet doesn't want to eat the jerky she tries sharing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896310
>>45896308
>>45896302
>Wurm eats anons pet rock
Sounds like the plot for a monster ‘drama’ movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896310
Wurms are omnivores like all mgs, though meat is a favorite. And cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurmy gets her own pet rock

[Anonymous No.]

She eats it

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with eating rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wurmy takes a chunk out of pet rock
>Rock splits in two
>Now anon has two pet rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896350
When you really think about it, don't we all eat rocks in some form? All plants take their nutrients from MINERALS, and rocks are MINERALS
As I am a genius I have ascertained that MINERALS = MINERALS, ergo cogito procter hoc

[Anonymous No.]

Average Mamono music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMo9GMUeJXw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896381
Dogs eat rocks. So wurms do too.

[Anonymous No.]

HELL TO YOU

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896381
Salt is literally mined, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

No wurm don’t eat my rock nooooo im so sad wurmy why would you eat mr rocky like that how could you wurmy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896394
Is the strategy here to knock me out with the hellbean and have it act as a cushion for my head before I reach the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896398
its mamono magi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896414
>Turns out anon's pet rock was a geode
>Extremely valuable but also very blue
>Wurmy calls it blueberry rock
>Eats the rest of it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896441
But when a wurm eats valuable and colourful gemstones, it shows up on her scales and hide. A wurm who eats many rubies becomes a sparkling red, and sparkly wurm scales are highly prized and so you can feed your wurm valuable rocks and actually increase your profits doing that

[Anonymous No.]

If it was just rocks I wouldn't mind but that damn lizard ate my socket wrench set.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, Maxwells_daemon. Having some trouble working out your bit. I've got a handful of drafts I can run by you somewhere or I can go with my gut and just have him finish. Your call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896476
Good source of iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896476
Mmm tasty anon you have good taste in snacks yummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45895712
Imagine keeping that shit alive a year later

[Anonymous No.]

Hebi 'accidentally' eating you and promising she'll let you out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896548
Big.
I also want to rub my finger on the scar next to her lower abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896476
>Switch to as many plastic or plastic covered tools as you can
>Wurm treats them like gummies
>She really likes the orange ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896276
W-what kind of favors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896480
Are you on the Wiki discord? Recently joined it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896575
Only the most depraved and unthinkable. The sort of favors that no decent person would ever ask of anyone but those closest to them...
Help them move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896531
It's a necessary measure to prevent all those whores out there from potentially stealing you away from her. When you get home, she'll let you out.

So every time she needs to run errands or in any instance where you'd normally be away from each other for any given amount of time, you go into the "hubby pouch." Her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

A monster couldn't possibly love a 28 year old failure that dropped out of high school, wages at a grocery store and can't afford to pay rent on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896618
You'd be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896604
That’s why Apophis is better than hebi

[Anonymous No.]

comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896603
As in, help them move out? Why would a fox need me to help them move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896589
Not that one. Here works this one time I guess. Normally I'd go with my gut, but until just a few minutes after trying to get in touch there wasn't a draft I was completely happy with. See attached.

#3 was the first draft, but I wasn't in love with the hands. Close. Amazing face IMO tho.
#2 fixed the hands but I did not care for the face.
#1 is my personal choice. Edits pending to the dress to make it closer to your request, similar to #3

Do you have a favorite and any last minute feedback? Still pending the necklace too.

If I hadn't messaged you I would have told him to go with #1.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45896690
Need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896690
I would like a dancing Troll wearing that

[Anonymous No.]

These stupid feather-brains will never catch me, their soft, bountiful, pillowy breasts un-aerodynamic frames will slow their flight, and their cute silly bird feet will never match my human legs on the ground. My escape from their downy, soothing, cuddly vile clutches is all but assured!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896663
Hmmm.
For a bit of context, originally i imagined her grabbing, although the word hugging is more accurate, his arm like in 3, exept it goes in from above her arms, like if he had them resting on his side, and she grabbed them like that. That also means it's a bit easier to see the necklace, which is just a simple silver neclace with a heart locket. Her dress also has a v cut that lets you see a bit of her cleavage. Due to all that the perspective would be a bit higher and a bit closer.
However if it's too late to change the comm too much i'd also go with #1, with the dress from 3.

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>>45889309

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896637
>Implying apophis doesn't do the same
Pretty much all sneks do it except for maybe medusa since she can just turn you to stone. They're all yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to dive into the snake pit and fun the wurm that's gotten lost.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna dive into the hot, steamy, dark abyss of the hell pit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna dive into the harpy nest and enter the bird pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896767
>Dives into the snek pit
>Attempt to find wurmy
>Dodging tail grabs left and right from the less civilized and hornier sneks
>Get snagged by a lamia so wild she doesn't even speak a lanauge
>Crazed look in her eyes
>A large rumble shakes the pit
>Lamia manages to hang onto you
>A giant hole opens up beneath you
>All the lamias scatter
>The lamia holding you lets go
>You fall into the hole
>It's hot, steamy, slimy, and very squishy inside the hole
>A dim light lights up the room
>Sandworm with a mob face looking at you
>You got eaten (or saved) by a sandworm
Be careful when making rash moves like jumping into a snake pit, anon. You never know what may happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896736
The one on the right is already developing her heart-pupils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896740
Damn, this is why pose can be tricky without image references. Having trouble visualizing that. Sorry I didn't quite get it all the way. I don't think there's anything do do about the hands and cleavage (since the hands are blocking it) at this point unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

Forget expiditions into the jungles for golden cities, I'm gonna strike it rich selling firearms to the clans of Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish for my face to be colonized by an ocelomeh's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896827
chest fluff for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896759
Medusa are more tsundere but they are definitely the most possessive of the Lamia family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896842
basilisks are more possessive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896864
Why you think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896868
cause they're always wearing that mask, they need either physical or audible affirmation their husband is with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk into chinese restaurant
>hinezumi at cash register says they have a special going on
>"For free I can get you mak yu cum. Special offer, with eggroll on side, you get now gweilou?"
>ask her how much food that is since I just want a quick meal
>tells me it's a whole feast
Mmmm, I dunno. I don't want a giant plate exactly. I just wanted a quick meal. Should I get it or would I be better to go order from somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896827
>Be me
>Sitting in my quiet European village in the year of our lord 1500 AD
>Notice some strange looking canoes being rowed on the river
>Wild looking brown kot eared women come ashore totally naked save for some feathers and body paints.
>I don't know where they are taking us but the food is spicy as hell and they are very into "cuddling" so I don't mind.
Sunset invasion getting "sacrificed" to some brown kot fertility goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>This isn't fair. Men married to living armor are allowed to wear their wife in public so why can't I?
>Sir your wife is a transparent slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896807
Don't worry too much about the specifics.The feel of the image conveys well what i wa thinking. It also teaches me a bit about what things an artist is looking for in a commission request, and what to describe. This comm would be the first thing of this type i ever do, and it's turning out pretty great. Really like her expression and her hair.
Do get to me if you have more questions.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, who cloned the fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896900
>nothing changes
>same medieval life
>just with jungle kots lounging around in strange places
>like on the abbey
>or on the throne
>or on the pulpits
>or across the water fountain

[Anonymous No.]

Why should I give my semen to a Demon? Name one good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896954
Great, thanks man! Yerb is wonderful to work with, can't recommend him enough if you're ever looking for another comm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896987
demon cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896999
I'm tempted to get a second one at some point

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896999
Nah, he's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>your guardian angel and demon temptress both agree they only want the best for you and decide to team up instead of quarrel over you
>you wake up to this one day
How do you react

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897037
Hag little girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45896864
Agree to disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897050
Kick them out because those facial expressions and hands are dumb as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890315
Maybe you should?

[Anonymous No.]

rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897058
Less is more, with both chest size and age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897130
i beg to differ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897130
Unfortunately you are a pedophile so your opinion will always be worthless on every matter.
Get dabbed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897111

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897142
Sabbarf was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897142
You're posting in the wrong tab, this isn't reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897171
I have some bad news for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897171
>only redditors hate pedoscum
I recommend immediate suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897171
>this isn't reddit.
>doesn't know about the therm predittor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897171
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897142
>Get dabbed on.
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

Least obvious reddit tourist

[Anonymous No.]

The christcucks are malding about lolichads again

[Anonymous No.]

Japs be like
>i got slightly stressed from work this justifies me raping a child now okay????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897210
>bringing up Christianity out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897233
Christianity and monster girls. Name a more iconic duo.

[Anonymous No.]

And ameriturds are like
>ummm the stick jew in the bibble and uncle sam which is a nickname for trunp (real president btw) i think said that the p word is BAAAAD so i believe it now time to eat burger

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A KID (monster)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897236
Monsters follow God on the "be fruitful and multiply" pretty fanatically. And the monogamy, kind of.

[Anonymous No.]

Let us actualy talk about monster girls. Like this one here. I want to eat prisoners fruits straight from her garden. Wonder if they have a unique taste for every troll.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with lolicon. But that doesn't mean I want fucking actual pedophiles to try coopting it like "how do you do fellow lolicons". Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897268
do not feed the trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897236
Fuck off, Spidernon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897268
Can cait sith monsterize women into other cait sith?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine worshiping a dead jew on a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

The only person I want trashing any earth religions is the extremist Eros ones

[Anonymous No.]

Your religshit is dying in the west, christcucks.

[Anonymous No.]

...wtf is wrong with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897210
What is malding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897297
When I asked for 3d monster girls this was not what I had in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897268
I am going to hold a Troll's hand and call her massive man-handlers and feet cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do monster children have such wide hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897297
Being a mudslim does that to your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897274
I agree, they are already fat enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897304
Here you go, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897305
You will need to do that several times before she actually believes you.
>>45897315
I love curvy trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897312
Because most of those children are still 1000 years old

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki-chan really woke up and chose violence today.

[Anonymous No.]

>religion schizo stuff gets nuked
>furry picture stays up
Curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897348
One is on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897348
We have a janny that thinks it's funny to enable the furry and gacha spamming potato for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897345
Are they children if they're actually older than hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897363
I guess that's up to you to decide

[Anonymous No.]

If it has a snout, it's out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897345
>most of those
Doubtful. Most monsters aren't perma-loli types, and even the super long lived or immortal ones age normally until adulthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890981
Where is her safety gear and indicator lights on the tips of her wings and tail? You know, like what airplanes are required to have? She's not allowed to fly without those, that's the law. And if she can't fly, she can't rule the skies! This is serious!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897399
See, she's not currently flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897260
They're big fans of monohusby.

[Anonymous No.]

what if a really old rural wurm goes to MGCU

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897344
Joke's on you I've always found their most attractive features to be their large tracts of land and their big, meaty hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897434
Hasn't KC been shrinking their hands with his newer art anyway? For me at least they're no draw, but also not a deal breaker. I bet they'd make for interesting hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

You remembered to buff your lightning resistance right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897475
Who knows since nobody can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

You say you like vampire's until you get a blowjob from one and the blood in your erect penis makes her lose control and she bites your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897484
I want to be drained until there's nothing left. And I am not talking about sex. Just the quiet swallowing of her taking all my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897480
I leave mine low on purpose because I love the tingling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897494
>Vampire bites me
>But no blood comes out
>Notices the dozens of anti bleeding charms, rings and spells on me
>Gets all pouty saying she didn’t want my blood anyways
>Tries to sneak a bite later when I go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897434
I have no idea what part of my post you are responding to.
But yeah. Incredibly lovable girls.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were going to fuck a centaur do you cast enlarge on your dick or shrink on her?

[Anonymous No.]

what mg encapsulates the lazy feeling of summer?

[Anonymous No.]

Old time poster here. I still want a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh to dom me, but an Inari, Lich, and Ocelomeh would be nice too. It's been a while since I last posted here. Ya'll have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897562
troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897562
Mino or weresheep, imagine sleeping with one under the shade of a convenient tree on a hot day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897562
Lilims, they do nothing all day but talk about their evil schemes they’ll never enact or sit her fat ass on her throne waiting for the hero to show up after she ruining the festival cookies by cooking them at 375 instead of 325

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45897570
>I still want a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh to dom me
That's a very varied lineup, anything specific reason or common thing about them you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897582
He's literally taken a cross section of rulers and powerful girls. You might be a little slow anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil Dragons don't get kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897599
they get their womb kissed by a humans tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897599
It is why she makes war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897552
I would cast Enlarge on the centaurs ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897582
I like and respect power and order of mind, as well as implied religiosity and sacredness. They are everything I am not, which is why I desire them. I wish to find the font of Godhead through their embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897570
Oh hey I remember you, we have similar tastes in species. Except I like them as lolis and want to dom them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897611
Human part optional...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897533
Was just being a dork because of course I love her hands.

>>45897562
Oni.

>>45897475
I don't know and I honestly can't say that I really care at this point unless KC cucks out and retroactively makes everything a boring, grey paste.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45897533
I want to sink my fingers into those buttocks

[Anonymous No.]

how light are Baphomet? would it be hard to suplex one?

[Anonymous No.]

ur wife buts from south of the border?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897634
I want to sink my penis between those buttocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897613
To give more nuance, I wish to be embraced by the very power of mystery, magic, divinity, life, and death itself. A Pharaoh is the one of the highest unities of divine and human, the embodiment of what men and women are capable of achieving as vessels of the gods. Their rituals make rain, tame the rivers, and bring life and judgement itself to their lands. Lilims are an aspect of sacred lust and an embrace of the societal life in relation to that of the sacred prostitute of Ancient Near Eastern civilizations. Dragons are timeless beings that were there at the birth of beginningless time, and are the same being that will renew the cycle of time when the wheel of Samsara stands still. They are raw power unleashed. Baphomets embody the mystery of the unknowable, the eldritch, and the unspeakable. They are the union of base desire and unknowable knowledge. Inari are gods of commonality and society, yet stand apart and aloof in a sense, never belonging to nature or manmade society, but standing somewhere in the middle as gods of the gap, so to speak. Liches are in a way a being of the Elusian mysteries, that speak of both life and death as neither different nor similar. Ocelomeh are the refined aspect of the sacred hero, who vanquishes all foes with a single stroke of the blade.
>>45897614
Good to see you still here, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897533
Bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897698
Power slut lol

[Anonymous No.]

i had a weird dream i was watching this one person from youtube do a documentary on mge. it was weird cause in the dream it was really fucking long, and then i wake up and i loose more and more of the details, and im wondering there really shouldn't b enough material in mge to make a five hour documentary right?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine ur wife.
now imagine ur wife with freckles.
much better.
my lesser-speckled hebi is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897698
I want a cait sith to sit on my face because she's cute and also powerful and will make me a trophy husband.
Think about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897722
But what if wife already had freckles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897722
wurm but with freckles and pig tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897722
Apophis with freckles?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897722
i dont know why freckles make a girl so much more attractive but it somehow does

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897743
Hatter with freckles??

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be sucked dry of my blood by a Vampire until I die.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to suck dry a dhampir until she cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897698
I haven't given it thought as deeply as you, but I've always liked the certain type that girls like Pharaoh, Wight, Dragon, Ice Queen and such fit into. The larger than life, amazing, outstanding, peak, often mythical, often royal or divine and so on. MGE caused that to partially merge with my other preference for lolis, even past the usual overlap of loli vampires, and what a combination it is.

The exceptional type girls have so many charms, many people probably find it hard to think of the specific reasons as to why they love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897747
Wubaduba-dub is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

Shitty Necromancer anon was only able to raise and maintain a single zombie, he lived with her for years as his singular minion, eventually she wighted and became all smug and proud. Anon now years later is cracking open his Necromancy 101 book to start the process over again since his former minion had gotten rebellious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897722

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897712
Without question.
>>45897818
Yes, the problem with loving them comes in trying to provide answer as to why. Perhaps it's because they have too many good qualities to mention without spending eons divulging them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897834
My tsundere sense is tingling! Anon better watch out. His old minion won't stand for... being replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897236
i must sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897780
death

[Anonymous No.]

>"A private show, just for you! Kaw kaw!"
>you're not even in a strip club
>this random harpy just flew into a window and entered your house some time back and you let her stay
>one day she came back with a strip pole and offered to give you a pole dance
>you're just sort of rolling with it

[Anonymous No.]

Why do angels? Do they really????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897953
>hey dude can you install this stripper pole in your house
she must have a way with words

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897953
Build her a nest in a box and put something silky or smooth in it, she'll be distracted then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897834
>start the process over again since his former minion had gotten rebellious.
gonna break her heart

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered... the EVIL Wurm.
She's not like other Wurms, who are good. She's EVIL. And she's a Wurm!
She doesn't go :D she goes >:D
She's SUPER EVIL. In fact, she doesn't eat rocks, she eats CRYSTALS. Because she's evil. She eats magic crystals to get even more power.
So she can DO EVIL WITH IT. She's so evil, she replaces the U in Wurm with Y. She's a Wyrm!

You cannot stop the Evil Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897236
Monster little girls + Christianity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898023
would she like a t bone steak and gravy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898023
Can I give her a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898025
>zomb trying to sing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897236
Cock + Balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898023
is she hiring henchmen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897826

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898055
Why zombies are so freaking cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898089
because they're dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898102
no wonder wights suck

[Anonymous No.]

type out the sound your mg makes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897861
tsundere mons are the best mons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898167
This but with greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898102
Yeah, maybe is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898214
Greenworm sex
Greensex worm
Wormsex green

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898231
Woah take it easy there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898214
>"You said it's endless, bring another salad, please. It's the only way I can feed her."

[Anonymous No.]

>anon gets greenworm
>she tells him if he feeds her enough and has smegs enough she'll pap
>12 months and 12 acres of farmland later, no pap
>she just got really thick in all the right places
>anon falls for the greenworm sunk cost fallacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898248
Impregnate worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898214
Greenworm is on a watchlist across the Olive Garden chain, they know what she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else think they wouldn't be happy, even in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898124
Wights are cute, there's just more effort needed to see that side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898415
Queue anon complaining he would never be happy in a wish fullfilment setting for several hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898471
It's true! Contrarianism demands it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898471
i'd guess it's a weird form of attention-seeking, but who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898313
>greenworm tries to get in with disguises
>enters but immediately gets banned for devouring the stock of salad and breadsticks
>whole watchlist wall is filled with the same greenworm but in different attire
>like sundress worm, funky glasses worm, mustache worm, wearing "not a worm" worm, etc.
how does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898489
That is part of it at least subconsciously I would imagine, In my case though I think I just like knowing I'm not alone in my negative thoughts I guess

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an official policy for when the new girls get released?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898489
People like to make themselves into victims of a world they view as 'bad' and desire to be taken care of as a result. Preferably by someone who will view them as hurt and swear to make their 'problems' go away. MGE fulfills this manbaby niche to people like that just right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898572
last i heard it goes public after 2 newer profiles are made. so, indefinite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898572
It's something like three months or so after each release on the Patreon or some nonsense like that. Afterwards it'll either be on MGR, the Wiki, or /monster/ first. That or we'll have to see what the next girl after Saccophyte is and see if >>45898578 is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you guys talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898592
mindbreak n' stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898592
Can't you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898592
Whenever KC makes a new girl he keeps them private for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898592
huge bird boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898615
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898619
A.I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898619
$

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898617
No we're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898625
yes we are

[Anonymous No.]

i am huge mino boob

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898636
No we're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898636
what a nice birb

[Anonymous No.]

Consider lionpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a really old but evil tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898661
>old
hot
>evil
really hot
>tree
meh

[Anonymous No.]

Something I wonder is how many women would be willing to monsterize, I feel like it would be more than expected

[Anonymous No.]

This is the bird of despair. She is going to destroy the whole world and kill everyone.
You cannot stop her. You cannot fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

troll monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898677
beauty, power and youth is a pretty easy sell

[Anonymous No.]

ok tree is a no.
imagine a really old and evil satyros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898689
The story behind the garlic and vampires always amuses me. If only because instead of just being racist towards Italian food they're afraid of antibiotics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898681
I will have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898081
shluld i play arknights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898692
yes, but the burning need for a man and potential changes to sexuality, and the lack of birthing a son are all massive downsides

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898719
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898709
I bet Vampires snap spaghetti in half before adding it to the pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898698
>old evil gote
i bet her evil plot is to get anon drunk and use him as a daki(while laughing evilly of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898689

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898726
They don't have a soul, but they can't be THAT bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898724
is that a yes not or a no no ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898721
but they also have the overconfidence to believe they can suppress the urge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898709
>Racist towards Italians
Would be funny seeing my vamp wife call me slurs
>>45898726
I would flashbang her with a UV light for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898733
I'm sure in their giant castle they have a dungeon with a section specifically designed to hold Italian captives.
They commit crimes against Italian cuisine within view of them, no matter how much they thrash around in their restraints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898698
this goat was one of the goats that saw off the evil bridge troll.
she has since become evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898734
its a "as someone who plays it, dont play it"
only reason im sticking around is for like 4 characters at this point
just dont play it, isn't worth the massive amount of time spent reading overcomplicated text walls you could be doing something else for, not to mention >gacha and >>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898726
Vampires prefer kebab because they have an instinctive appreciation for stuff getting speared like Her ass by your cock

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would have the greatest appreciation for the films of Steven Seagal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898733
>tfw have to do that because dont have a pot big enough for spaghetti otherwise
I need witness protection NOW, save me Vampire-oneesan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898689
I've had other people on this board tell me its onions not garlic, I think vampires are lurking here

[Anonymous No.]

I will not have sex with a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898089

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898592
fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898651
I love chicken breasts

[Anonymous No.]

You get to have a Monster wife, but the catch is that you only get to pick one of any animal on earth to monsterize, and the choice has to be a bit exotic, meaning that you don't get to choose any canines or felines at all as a cop out.

What animal would you pick to monsterize into a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
you could just say "pick a cool animal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHA5nGap5A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898885
Bro, please tell me you take her to travel around plane so she can feel the closest thing of flying...

[Anonymous No.]

I will trust fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
Jurou Gumo!

[Anonymous No.]

I just passed out from sleep deprivation and had a mini-dream about a cute mouse and I fucked her and we had a dozen kids and it was warm and we celebrated christmas and everything was so fucking great.
And then I fucking woke up and now there's a kink in my neck and I've gone so far into sad that it circled back to mad, man, fuck this shit world god damn fucking life, man.
I never even thought of mice before 'til this shit had to slap the joy out of my day god dammit. fuck. shit. I just want to hold my cute mouse daughterus again, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898910
Why do you come to english speaking websites just to post utter ESL tripe like this? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898955
you stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899057
Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
a big beaver...with freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899073
This Beaver's big Moose friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891060
It sounds like you feel like you don’t deserve to be loved and cared after. I can’t help you anon but I wish you the best and learn to love yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898914
Smol mofu is always trustworthy
Its only Big mofu you must beware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899125
But what if smol mofu is actually old and big mofu? Unless you have an age detector....?

[Anonymous No.]

Valentine's Day is almost here. How do I avoid getting snatched by an amorous Cupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899164
Snatch them before they do it to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899149
You need a mofu density detector so that you can determine the size of the mofu and, therefore, her trustworthiness.
Brought to you by GremTech a subsidiary of TanuCorp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45891535
Mamono love anything heroic and adventure-y. Wearing a full set of armor around them is the equivalent of wearing a bunnysuit or maid outfit around a male side character from an anime sex comedy.

Certain roles are expected to be filled in a harem comedy aimed at lonely mamono. But instead of the 'tsundere childhood friend' and 'kuudere exchange student', you're expected to follow the RPG party rule of four. You need a fighter personality, a mage personality, a healer personality, and a rogue personality.

Just don't ever skimp on any details. Some of these ladies are thousands of years old and will notice costume inaccuracies instantaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899164
Calmly walk up and inform her that she deserves better than you and that you're happy alone.
Nothing to be afraid of. No need to wear any sort of arrow-proof protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899164
Misdirection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899164
Tell her you're racist and she's brown. She'll be able to put 2 and 2 together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899203
dont fall for it wurmy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899204
You fool! That just makes monsters interested in rape correcting you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
spooder

if it has to be a mammal, monkey

[Anonymous No.]

How difficult is it to evade a girl with heart-shaped pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899203
The posts behind this art were adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899236
At this point in time, no one has managed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899164
>How do I avoid getting snatched by an amorous Cupid?
Learn to parry. Also learn to avoid Houri's, if you make one cry you might as well give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899237
He's good at picking out gems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899236
I've lost so many friends to this affliction. Good, strong friends. One day they return and I can see it in their eyes too. They tell me it's nothing to be afraid of, but I know they're no longer the people I once loved and I weep for what has been lost.
I expect to be visited by one of their emissaries tomorrow. A herald of the curse. They must sense it too- my spirit is breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys want a farm in MGE land? I'd really like a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897961
They've had no new arrivals in Heaven in centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899280
i'd ranch some barometz
or zombies
or ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899267
what are those succs doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899073
an utter romantic. she pines for a human male because a house isn't a home without a husband to share it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899265
You all said the same thing about yetis and wuems. I made a wurm cry once and nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899285
>farming ghouls
that's advanced my friend, be careful they don't overwhelm you and turn you into a chewtoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899280
well my centaur wife needs space so we'd either get a farm or an American football field

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899265
Worse still, if a houri manages to hug you, she'll start flying with you in tow to her cupid friend. If more than one hugs you, it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
A mandrill. Love monkey girls and sharp teeth...also she'd likely have colorful facial features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899297

[Anonymous No.]

I hate pink

[Anonymous No.]

Farm with monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899324
You need correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey anon! Did you know that you're a good person who deserves kindness and love? It's true!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899339
PINK FLUFFY RAPE SPIDERS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899341
>>45899339
>>45899324
I hate Eros, I hate her stupid religion and I HATE love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899324
I'll be sure to post this on social media and audibly yell out my window of my distaste for giant fluffy pink monsters before going to work on valentines day in mgc, that'll show em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899267
need oni

[Anonymous No.]

I will tear down the gates of heaven, I will burn the golden and pearly cities of paradise and crush the armies of the angels. I will destroy all things good in this world and plunge it into eternal darkness and agony. I will destroy every last mote and force of positivity and good left in this world till naught but misery and hell remains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899339
Pink monsters are the weakest. Even I could beat them with my scrawny nerd strength

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that for heavy duty love confirmation, Cupid-san will break out the the anti-material rifle.
The material being that love repulsing coating around your heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899380
>spoiler
Those poor Succubi, tricking a humble Oni like that...
I'll never forgive them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899380
Imagine being roommates with these two dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899388
how would i get a cupid to drop the love nuke?
i think denying love from a deredere monster would do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899404
No, THAT gets you Hammer of Amor'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899388
Many anons are like caterpillars. One day they will bloom into beautiful, happy butterflies.
Sometimes it takes several inches of realm silver traveling at thousands of feet per second to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899384
Uh oh Malef is angry again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899420
She really should just get a husband already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898025
I want to take the sleepy one home

[Anonymous No.]

You just know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899431
I don't fuck dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899439
Then you're not white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899406
hammer cant reach me if im dex build
>breaks many hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>One day, instead of portals, the world becomes enveloped in a gentle pink light
>Millions upon millions of cupids, houri and others descend from the heavens
>You happen to make brief eye contact with one of them
>She smiles at you
Uh-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL MAKE THIS WORLD RUN WITH RIVERS AND LAKES OF BLOOD. ALL SHALL SUFFER, ALL WILL FEEL TERROR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899465
Fuck off you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899465
>vampire dream
she will wake up and still be a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899465
Quote from little girl up past her bedtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899418
Armor piercing love coming from half a mile away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899455
It's perfectly fine to meet eyes when you glance at one. It's when they wink at you during that you need to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899431
>oh, she's not a girl anymore, she's a woman
>cause she just raped me!
damn dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899341
I need one in my life even if it's just a friend
Monster girl friends, especially Eros ones would be godly

[Anonymous No.]

as I fall asleep tonight, I simply wish to dream of cuddling a hellhound larger than me, either also asleep or staring at me with intense smugness/satisfaction at my weakness to dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899431
>Yeah I am a dog person, how did you guess?
>Might have been the 7 ft hellwan with her paws all over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899542
best on cold nights for that personal heater

[Anonymous No.]

>valentine's soon
FUCK
There's gonna be Cupids and Houri every goddamn where, it'll be a nightmare for a single guy like me...
I know! I'll just go hide in the one place that Eros has no presence in! The most hateful, depressive land on earth, full of the most assholes and despicable people in the world, a vile place that allows absolutely no passion to thrive whatsoever. A place that all people, monsters and humans alike shy away from and fear for its utter despondence and bad vibes. Canada!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
Probably a bird, an owl would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899556
>valentine's soon
ill just ask my neighbor succ to pretend to be my gf until the holiday ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899556
>Canada!
You fucking take that back.
Or you'll make miss yeti cry and then there's no saving you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899556
>valentine's soon
Thanks for reminding me, I have to make dinner reservation for me and my nonexistant wife. I heard there was good deals for singles recently for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899578
FUCK CANADA AND FUCK MISS YETI

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899431
>>45899439
>>45899509
>>45899545
That White Boys fuck dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899598
Hoser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899545
I want to be manhandled by a 7ft hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899618
I want to princess carry her and show that big girls are still women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899612
Would drink Tim's with.

[Anonymous No.]

Surprise makeouts with hounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899650
But who's getting surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899612
she keeps complimenting my wife and I whenever we meet, yelling "nice beaver!" at us

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm sure to win because my speed is superi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899681
>dodge
-er!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899663
Anons who underestimate how sneaky giant hounds are

[Anonymous No.]

you guys need to find the middle ground
monsters seem to been on the extremes of ultimate unstoppale forces or dorks that would lose to dick dastardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899685
>superier
Mattaku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897961
They need to turn boys onto the path of righteousness young, so that they can come spend eternity with them in heaven later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899712
>dodge make up lessons
dex build fixes everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899708
?
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899716
>blush
>heart pupils
I can't fight that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899716
I'm telling an angel that I'd rather go to hell with demons

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing else that a Hakutaku could possibly teach me in life at 30 after finishing college. I am already very intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster wears a mask
Oh no, I can no longer visually identify key features of the monster I face and now I have no idea how to defend myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899733
>t. anon that can only cook instant ramen and needs his phone to calculate tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45894614
Don't worry, Void Stranger is turn based and even in the bosses you can just stop and think how to unfuck your situation. It doesn't have any real time or SHMUP sections to filter you until you get super secret NG+++#R with all twenty items and nine brands inscribed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899739
I know how to grill. And there's nothing wrong with using a calculator every now and then. I... do NOT need a Hakutaku in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899771
>I know how to grill
>haku demands grilling perfection as she tosses you a steak
>get nervous at her staring and burn the ends a bit
>she uses this as an excuse to rape and monitor you
>steak was still tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899739
The only tipping I do is tipping cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45889345
>finds me in the closet
>“IT’S RAPING TIME”
fucking ao onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899598
>FUCK MISS YETI
You fool, that's what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1750356168785240513?s=20
gaira titties, this time with a touch less censor

[Anonymous No.]

is wurm still cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899681
Oh yeah? What is she going to do if I just dodge roll out of her extremely choreographed moves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899886
she will squirt her milk on the floor so you will trip
you just entered hard mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899886
do a really slow auto-tracking overhead that takes so long it catches you post roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899857
Who would fuck such a beast? She sweats like a sailor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899881
Wurmy is always cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899892
This, Anon will start panic-rolling and get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a tiny cheshire under your skin. Get her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899932
>corner of your eye
>she is always there
>no matter what
>just some purple kot doing a meme dance
get out of my eye cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899932
ms skeleton was always by your side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899881
Make her wear sunglasses to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898949
I feel you, dream are a plague

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899946
>sunglasses wurm
she is too cool...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to armor up in full plate and grab my best twohander and stand guard on a main road in the kingdom obstructing travelers. If anyone wishes to pass, be they man or monster, they will have to duel me and kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899965
>loses to the common holst merchant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899965
>big salamander warrior cross your path
>goes "Aw! A free knight!"
>picks you up over her shoulder and takes you with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899965
>Anon the bandit was defeated by a level 1 slime he failed to notice in the tall grass

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary of escaped ancient evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900007
I will feed ancient evils
I will let ancient evils sleep soundly in my house
I will free ancient evils
I will never lose to ancient evils

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900007
All that time imprisoned with limited exercise has led to a very fat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900007
But she promised to love me if I ripped off the seals some religious nut put on her. How dangerous could such a cinnamon roll like her be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900057
Imagine tonguing her privates through the seals and making her squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899324
Give me an eros elf

[Anonymous No.]

dog

[Anonymous No.]

Give me an eros harpy (not houri)

[Anonymous No.]

>Fox being unreasonably upset anon tried to seal her with NukiMart® bargain bin seals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900250
eros harpy (when eros is on a bender and looking for birds)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900291
I may have done a slight mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900295
birbs are never a mistake (especially eros birbs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900325
Slight mistake in not asking more birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900329
here is a bird (eros save us)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900250
Gandharva is an Eros harpy by default even though they're not pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900122
>"kahahaha I knew you'd fall for my allures, you are my minion now"
>"w-wait what are you doing?"
>"you were supposed to remove the seal firs-aaaaaahhhhhhhh"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900272
sorry in this economy a single man is lucky if they can afford instant cup noodles
quality seals are just out of reach for us normal mortal men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900360
that's why you write your own seals
she would have to be awfully evil if she doesn't seal herself when anon writes "seal" in crayon on some sticky notes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900366
>Slap a homemade seal onto fox
>Fox just gives (you) a deadpan stare for several minutes straight before walking back into the shrine
>She'll just rape (you) tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900360
Just use a strip of duct tape. Nine out of ten foxes can't tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900391
>anon keeps slapping seals
>some are just band aids
>he just wants to seal the evil fox(said fox is watching in glee)

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a poor zombie going after the man she had eyes for, but every time he sees her, her unsightly green skin and stitches and the smell of a grave that follows her always makes him freak out and lose his composure every time so he always flees from her and she can't keep up. She can only slowly shamble after him while moaning, and it's frustrating for her because her moans can't relay her thoughts.
>"Noooo, wait! Come back! I just wanted to see you... I don't eat flesh...."
So now he's so paranoid he boarded up his home and she can't enter. Every time she manages to get close enough to him, he shoves her off and runs away screaming again. She just can't seem to have any luck getting him to calm down... which leads her to think she's ugly, and feel unwanted. She becomes the saddest Zombie of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900435
what a terrible fate, we must ban necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900435
That would be me. Zombies would actually cause me to enter a panic attack. I just find them completely disgusting and disturbing.
The only solution is for her to transform into a more palpable species of undead. Like a ghost or vampire..

[Anonymous No.]

Do it, put your hand on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900435
Even if i wouldn't be afraid of the zombie
>smell of a grave
Would still keep me as far away from her as i can be. Usually i headcannon mamono mana getting rid of stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899612
She can give my balls a tug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900866
I would pet until my arms fell off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45900939
Me too, which fluff from the smug squad would be the best? Who is the biggest pet slut?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how the goblins have been integrated into the town guard...and I'm starting to feel like these 'random inspections' are pretty targeted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898885
Cute, would let her live in my garden

[Anonymous No.]

Dork asked for duel and cried when I used my revolver. Now everyone is looking at me weirdly and ask me to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901133
I think you're supposed to give her a revolver of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45898843
Man, our world is about to be overrun with snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Buying your alice wife a happy meal from McDicks
>She just wanted the toy

[Anonymous No.]

Post your most seductive snakes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901366

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899894
>sweats like a sailor
Well I suppose sailors do sweat a bit doing manual labor on a ship, it’s hard to imagine a yeti taking to the high seas though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45899868
That’s nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I have raid the old scrools about the legendary pheonix and they state
"The firebird disires the sweetest of rocks"
What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
ESL-sama, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901464
I've always heard it as
>sweats like a whore in church
Which I like more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901556
English are hard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
TWO MEN have learned this secret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY
They shall guide you to the Rise of the Phoenix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901384
Best snex fanart we have to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
As someone who married a phoenix, they obviously meant REVEALED TO YOU IN A DREAM NEXT NIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
Phoenixes like rock candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
Either her soul mate is a sweet but stupid man, or she simply has a sugger addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901366
https://youtu.be/9EYPxlW-luw?si=haN-jguxtI9eLutw

[Anonymous No.]

The sadest tale is one of a cheshire cat that cannot tease or joke.

[Anonymous No.]

dragonewts are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901649
My controversial opinion:
>The jannies for this thread are ALL cheshires.
>Japanese Moot hired them for nothing so they could interact with humans
>But they're all CHESHIRES
>The janitor applications are just a way for them to let off steam and ask for dick pics.
I believe this explains more about janitors than literally anything else ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Within every single, lonely Demon beats the heart of the romantic dork.

>Strict, no-nonsense Demon CEO type who collects vintage shoujo manga as a hobby
>Grinning, charismatic demonic saleswoman who just wants to get home, take her heels off, and watch Beauty and the Beast again (the 'good' one, the 1946 French version).
>Demonic villain who secretly gets giddy during every heroic speech she hears (the cornier the better)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901660
They're ideal as a kind of yuri harem thing but on their own what do they actually bring to the table that dragon girls don't?

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wonder if monsters have fantasies opposite of those doujins that people get pavlov’d into cumming? Like doujins someone do something before sex over and over like headpats until the other party start cumming straight away when getting headpats?
But in this case it’s the monster girl fucking (You) first. So every time she makes you creampie her she gives you a headpat. Eventually (You) get pavlov’d into seeking her palm or nestling your face between her tits whenever you cum as your body involuntarily wants headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901740
I'm sure mind breaking men into cum pumps is something lots of monster girls would want to do. Not sure if you would enjoy it, but who asked, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901753
I mean, yeah… yeah but. But I meant more on going beyond making the man addicted to monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901717
>Demonic villain who secretly gets giddy during every heroic speech she hears (the cornier the better)
Going to deliver my heroic speech to her in a manner of a cheesy love poem, right after my serenade entry theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901773
>beyond addicted to monster pussy
99% sure most here would be addicted to them as soon as they gave few compliments and maybe a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901773
Do you want to get addicted to pussy or headpats, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901788
Porqué no los dos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901787
True
>>45901788
Both but when posed with the question it makes me doubt the answer when I imagine a life dropping everything else to fuck monster pussy over and over without being able to stop. I don’t think I’m someone that can stay in control of myself if I develop an addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901822
To most anons I imagine a life spend just cumming into pussy would be an improvement and a desirable outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897721
Maybe if you do a deep dive into every species' origin, and how that gets translated into what kind of girlfriend a mamono of that species could be, I can see a 5 hour documentary not be enough runtime to cover everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901740
>>45901753
No, It's horrible. What kind of """"man"""" want to fall this low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901554
“I wax and I wane, but my position will always stay the same”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45897721
I thought about that but opening MGE to the grand public seems like a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901904
Forget which kind of girlfriend let's talk about their fighting capabilities.
>Is an orcish horde able to level your average monster city?
>How outmatched are the valiant human city garrison?
>Which monsters just kidnap men, which loot and sack for valuables, and which would raze an entire city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901958
>Kidnap men
Hellhounds, usual demons, most average Mamono
>Loot and sack for valuables
Tanuki, Gremlins (for tech), Dragons
>Raze an entire city
Surprise, Dragons again, Lilims by turning into demon realm, Wurms by complete accident while chasing a shiny pebble

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901975
It would be pretty funny if tanuki were banned from most towns due to species reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890300
It makes you wonder, don't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890300
>ryona
What's wrong that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45902210
KC specifically hates it. The thread not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45902223
Why? He don't mind men getting beat up

[Anonymous No.]

>autistic potato keeps replying to himself, Episode 273

[Anonymous No.]

Very organic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45902061
They are masters of disguise, so gotta be vigilant to not let any past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45901568
Sweating like a Wendi in a butchers shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45902240
The men might get a little roughed up from time to time, but monsters don't tend to leave them brused and bloodied. A few love scratches are the worst you'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45902264
Wanna talk about lovey dovey sex with your two wonderful sith wives?

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>>45902264
Not the butthurt leprechaun but I am wondering why he waited nearly 24 hours to reply to something I said. Like goddamn just let it alone at that point.

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>>45889309

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>>45902443
>Hurt men
>good
>Hurt mamono
>bad
Weird

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>>45902518
MAMONO MANA, son.

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>>45902518
Monsters were made to be beaten up, maledommed, and used to fight other monsters in tournaments.

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>>45902500
More than 30 hours actually.
>inb4 more lies from him about how he's not butthurt

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>>45902430
She can take off her coat if she feels so hot.

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>>45902509
Fat monster butts make me go nuts

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>>45902275
Automaton who wants to look organic but their husband keeps making them more and more robotic each time they have sex

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>>45902536
My point still stands but maybe the Orderfags were right about Trolls hibernating in bogs.

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>>45902616
I'm sure Trolls have comfy homes because of their great housewife potential.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm bites her own tail, accidentally becomes immortal.

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>>45902647
Or she can roll like a wheel.

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>>45902688
Imagine wurms pursuing their soon to be husbands by rolling themselves up and catching them right before they get run over.

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>>45902726
>The feeble-minded fools. Do they think rolling lizards can rape us?

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>>45889309

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>>45902526
This but unironically. Maybe I will end up working with dark elves in thier slave pit, we have the same interests but on different target, afterall.

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What happens if you walk into beeg street carrying a jar of pickles or something else that you just can’t open with your puny human muscles

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>>45902526
This but unironically. Maybe I will end up working with dark elves in their slave pit, we have the same interests but on different targets, after all.

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>>45902811
An Amazoness needs to take responsibility for you.

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>>45902811
Street brawl for the chance to open anons jar

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>>45902811
Smash the glass jar on a brick and eat, be careful, it can cut

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>>45902551
That won’t save her from the meat sweats! Once a Wendi has her sights set on meat, nothing can stop her! Even Wendidad with all his strength is helpless against such savagery!

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>>45902811
You get kidnapped for being weak and have to spend the rest of your life using your soft, soft hands to give massages to cait siths.

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>>45902811
She who first opens the jar lays claim to your virginity.

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>>45902844
I'd preffer if a muscular lamia took care of me.

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>>45902811
>hellhound and ogre and Amazon beating the shit out of each other
>I just wanted my pickles…

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Who the fuck thought beeg street was a good idea? Why did miss autism wan plan the city out like that? Why have I got to walk through beeg street whenever I want to get anywhere?

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>>45902908
Go down loli lane.

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>>45902908
Try bovine boulevard

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>>45902908
Consider Wock Way

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>>45902922
Go back to >>>/vg/

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>>45889309
Do your part to save endangered species.

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>>45902965
He's my favorite artist, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Does mino milk taste better/different from holst milk

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>>45903021
of course. and as a dairy farmer you should be able to differentiate between each of your girl's nuanced milk flavors regardless of species

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>>45902922
>loli
That's a JK though.

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>>45903054
It tastes like whey protein

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>>45903066
Never learned the difference. Except I think mesugwakaki is the best one.

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>>45900182
r u d y
u
d
y

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>>45903102
>replying to the spammer
Retard

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>>45903108
This poochs thighs and ass provokes lust

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[Anonymous No.]

Dog
Pooch
Wan
Hound
Doggo
Pup
Mongrel
Canine
Cur
Mutt
While these names all refer to a type of monster, some of them may result in a broken pelvis. Words matter!

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>>45903185
i really like calling young dragons whelps or dragonpups

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>>45903021
Like hazelnut and love

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>>45902977
The french are endangered?

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How i wish i was huffing musky troll armpits instead of working.

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>>45903290
Too much smoking.

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>>45900435
>>45900878
For that you must pick your zombie, take her to the bath and rinse her with vinegar, scrub her well and after that bathe her properly washing every nook and cranny plus an extra care on her hair with shampoo and conditioner. Then you got your squaky clean zombie ready to get her guts rearranged by you.

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>>45903304
based musky monster pit enjoyer
https://files.catbox.moe/7b8rgx.jpg

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>>45903290
That's a Finn (damn elves) pretending to be French.

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>>45903474
what a nightmare

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>>45903474
>>45903493
I took two years of French in middle school
t. Matti Virtanen

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fuck off fr*g with your shitty samefag, kys too

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>>45903538
I already think you scared him off from posting here.

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>>45903538
Omelette du fromage?

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>wet sniffing of your crotch from an inquisitive cu sith
>she really stuffs it in there

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>>45903606
Made for ryona.

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>MGE elves are actually Finnish
>Can't get within two meters of each other without someone drawing a blade (cute boys are excepted, of course)
>"Cities" are so widely spread they just look like homesteads in the woods
You like?

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>>45903659
i'd a sauna

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>>45903659
I want to watch ralli with her and drink beer

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>>45903410
I am glad you got the last image, miss floofy spider. May your naps be pleasant and your fluff soft.

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>>45903628
Just because you don't like her face doesn't mean it's okay to try to turn miss cu into a pug.

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>>45903659
Better than some leaf-eating hippies.
>>45903669
But would you mämmi?

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>>45903669
Yeti sweatlodges are fine too, Apopsicle needs them to endure the long cold winters

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>>45903735
steamy sweaty apophis sex in the frozen tundra in a sauna cuddling each other's hot slick sweaty bodies for warmth

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>>45903747
>hot slick sweaty bodies
>snek gives you a squeeze
>go straight into the ceiling

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>>45903787
Heat rises up, so the higher up you are the hotter it is

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>>45903797
I think he got launched like a bar of soap anon

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>>45903805
I know, I just pointed out it's hotter where he went

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>>45903797
Apophis goes for a more vertical hold on you, so it's more like a frictionless massage across the entirety of her coils.
Will make you cum

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Finnish lava golem that never wants you to leave their sauna

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>>45903812
>Lubed up with apophis sweat
>reek of snek sweat and sex
>full body massage across her glistening purple body

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>>45903574
The writing tournament broke the baguette he saw that even Magus and Murloc preferred to ban him and his shitty country

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>>45903835
Can you please get banned again? The 3 days when mick and a couple of other schizos got b& for dogpiling on the frog were some of the best we had in a long time

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>>45903862
t. frog licker

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>>45903862
Can't we all just talk about cait sith instead?
Imagine her holding a whip and collaring you because you've been a bad boy.

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>>45903871
>go down on an exotic Mucus Toad
>be trippin' balls for hours

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>>45903886
Kesaran Pasaran is for that, anon

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Milking a hellhound while she stares at me with daggers in her eyes and intense eyebrow fire. My pelvis will be broken and I will be milkboarded, but my morning cups of coffee will be better with that firey cinnamon twist.

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>>45903574
I post here everyday. I'm just more careful
>>45903886
>>45903889
Would, psylo are great

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KC must be pretty powerful if he mindbroke the irish furcuck so easily

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>>45903944
Please just let me make my monster girl ryona game in peace.

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>>45899556
>Commander Cupid! You've sunshined on my miserable parade! For this, I'm sending everything I got at you, but I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I am escaping, to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by Eros-ism!.. SPACE!
and then his rocket got intercepted in Low Earth Orbit by an Eros Shoggoth

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>>45902811
>>45902811
i just open it with more force

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wurms but shes in college

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>>45904028
Lawyer Wurm had to get her degree somehow.

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>>45904065
her rival is a haku and she gets 99 while lawyer gets 120

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human nerds belong to _

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wurm but in angel school
Shes the only non angel being in the whole college
There since her essay was adorable and she has an angelic face (its just the typical ln wurm face)

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>>45903944
it's not like he was a well adjusted person before. he woulda immolated himself on something or something else sooner or later

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>>45904151
Anubi

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>>45904151
Jacked monsters and gyarus. Likewise, jacked and popular humans can easily take monster nerds.

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>>45904028
A Detective Story featuring Dr. Wurm and her Haku assistant. Despite the fact that the Hakutaku is the logical and knowledgeable one, It's the Wurm's unorthodox thinking and illogical conclusions that solve the cases.
Their rival is an Anubis presecutor.
Together, they try to catch the elusive Arse Lupin that's totally not the local reporter Cheshire.
Also, the first story is Rape in Whorient Express or something, I don't know, I was never into detective stories

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since you can't dodge or block ms cupid's heartseeking arrow you have to frame-perfect parry it

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>>45904232
What if she goes all Legolas and fires more than one?

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>>45904151
miss haku

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It says that salamanders live in volcanic regions. All that training in a hot environment must make them soooo sweaty. Just imagine what their armpits would smell like, haha so gross right?

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>>45904240
get good

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>>45904246
>challenge salamander to her fight
>says yes enthusiastically, just needs to stretch first
>raises her arms over her head
>instaloss

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>>45904246
so do pyrows
so there might be gyaru salamanders and lava golems in a pyrow dense areas

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>>45904367
>gyaru salamanders and lava golems in a pyrow dense areas
Help...

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>>45904367
are you saying that pyrows have steamy armpits?

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>>45904367
Gyaru salamanders I get, but the lava golems are harder to visualize.

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>>45904376
Sporty tomboyish ones might.

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>>45904396
I'm ruined if they find out.
the teasing will be unbearable.

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>>45904367
addiction to blonde gyaru pits sounds more like they'd lord a weakness over me rather than just go "sure dude practice lmao"

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>>45904414
>>45904404
>>45904396
>Anooooooooon ~
>*Comes up behind you and puts her arm around you*
>I heard there was someone around here that was into something SUPER gross. ~
>*Lifts arm up*
>Someone who was into monster girl pits ~ Can you believe that? So groooosss ~
>*Leans in and whispers in your ear*
>Was it you, anooon?

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>>45904232
>>45904254
https://files.catbox.moe/ckf0x4.png
>image limit
Love warfare

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>>45904476
the ol' eros claymore
gets them every time

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What can eros do that an AI can't?

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>>45904513
Give you offspring.

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>Houri cheerfully approaches me for a hug
>Parry it successfully and remain unhugged
>She cries
Uh-oh

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>>45904476
>claymore mine
What is it gonna do? Sit there?
>angry cupid running at you with a claymore strapped to her chest
>>45904539
Houri's crying ability applies a debuff and summons many more Eros girls. You've done this to yourself.

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>>45904476
one must exercise caution when attempting to flush out a cupid from her sniper nest

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i'll simply put a 'no cupids allowed' sign on my room, and barricade the windows shut

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>>45904722
You can't escape from love forever, anon. Give in.

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>>45904731
Not until they send in the Eros attack dogs with the ol' pizza order trick

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>>45904722
>Cupid begins loading her .50 caliber machine crossbow
Hope you weren't fond of your exterior walls. It's that or ronery gas through the windows.

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>>45904722
>eros sees anon's dastardly trick
>deploys the tactical haku with military grade marker
>goes to anon's door
>works her magic
>now says, "No. Cupids allowed!"

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>>45904768
No! Not the ronery gas!

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>>45904722
>eros malef napalming the area in black, pink-tinged flames
so do i need a class K fire extinguisher for this?

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>>45904792
>regular malef just burning people in her flames
evil dragon, after all.
You didn't really think she was called that for no reason?

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>>45904809
No, they're evil because they hoard mattress tags.

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Eros will never get me!
I'll cry!
Monsters can't make you cry, it's against the law!

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>>45904787
>"Come out with your arms wide and submit to being hugged!"
>; _;
You can't escape the soft hug of the law.

[Anonymous No.]

I might be marked by an Anubis, but she will never catch me in the frozen north. Take that, silly sand dog!

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>>45903997
>Eros-ism
Could have just said love, or romanticism.

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>>45903659
thats my current reality already though
i dont want elves
voi vittu

[Anonymous No.]

rata publishes your fetishes and weaknesses on the town notice board.

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>>45904986
other monster be like "yeah, we know"

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>>45904986
oh no, now everyone will know I'm weak to lipstick kisses and being called a good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45904986
Oh no, now everyone is going to know i have the fox submission gene.

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>>45904986
>tfw all it says is :D

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>>45904986
If I haven't been already claimed by a gently dominant muscle monster that loves making out, then that means there are none in the town and this changes nothing.