Monster Girl Thread

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Scorp strong!

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I would just love to see more Sumerian stuff in general. I can't really think of anything other than MGE and Fate that have really used it at all.

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>>45873533
Creeping Coin it is
>Try to run away after a moment of silence
>Something has grabbed me from ankles and immobilized me
>Look above my shoulder behind me
>A pile of treasure in the shape of a very voluptuous woman is looking at me
>Should have guessed that this event was sponsored by the monsters and that they'd take the treasure part literally
>Not long after she gets closer, wrapping her heavy metal arms around me
>Get carried like a priceless artifact deeper within the cave
>End up at her bedroom, royally lavish with countless decorations and luxuries
>The amount of gold here would be classed tasteless, even for a dragon
>But given what the circumstances are, I better not say a word
>The barely-contained lust in the Creeping Coin's eyes exploding, pushing me onto the bed
>Jumps straight after on top of me, straddling me down as I'm immobilized
>Know that my fate is already sealed, as she begins to undress me
>Fuck it, might as well go down with the ship if I can't do anything about it
>"Well, this is fucking gold", snickering to myself
>Missus Coin seems slightly offended, pouting angrily at me
>"Oh you're going to get it now mister"
>End up having three sleepless days and nights of passion with her
>My pelvis will never be the same after being ground to dust by a pair of golden grinding wheels bouncing on it
>Worth it
>At least I can afford the medical bills now
>And the event wasn't technically wrong, I got my treasure, just not the one I expected
>thread dies as I'm about to post this

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FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

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Lilim spending so much time trying to seduce a man and gain his attention the old fashioned way, asking him if he'd like to go see a movie together, showing up and buying his food, talking to him a lot and trying to interest him and make him laugh, and regaling him with so many tales of how she's the direct descendant of the Demon Lord blahblahblah and so powerful yadda yadda only to be ignored and given excuses about having other important things to do by him, so when she finally confesses to him and begs him to acknowledge her he awkwardly tells her there's somebody else who he's been seeing. She can't believe what she's hearing and asks him who. Suddenly a beautiful Angel girl with two big, white wings just as busty as Lilim shows up and kisses the guy on the cheek and he introduces her as his girlfriend. He tells Lilim he's flattered but they can still be friends and then leaves to go on another dinner date with his Angel. Imagine how heartbroken and utterly distraught that Lilim would be. She acts natural until they're out of sight but when they're gone she falls to her knees and starts crying until the makeup is sliming down her cheeks, and then it starts raining. Lilim's so angry, she feels like she could explode. She hates it! She hates seeing the man she loves going off elsewhere with some plain Angel. How would Lilim ever recover...?

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>>45873399
>be Anon
>registers as a contestant
>Anon gets his numbered shirt, signs the waivers etc, carbs up, checks his gear, does his warm-up stretches, waits for the starter's gun
>runs toward the cavern entrance
>there's a Kiki selling fresh pierogi in the concession stands supplying the crowd of spectators around the cavern
>Anon hoists the Kiki over his shoulder, while grabbing a fistful of deliciously fresh pierogis
>the surprised Kiki hanging over Anon's back tries to explain that she's not part of the official cavern
>Anon doesn't care, this still definitely counts as a Win

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>>45873748
>fistful of deliciously fresh pierogis
How savage, hope she likes an Anon like that.

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>>45873746
You forgot the part where the Angel agrees to share him with the Lim and he marries both.

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>>45873741
But did you pay your taxes for her?

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>>45873399
>be Anon
>join the competition
>Get my contestant gear like my number, the emergency contacting things, so on
>Wait for the thing to start
>Starter gun goes off, start mad dash to the cave entrance
>Trip over something, and fall down the slope next to the cave
>Straight into the river coursing down the mountain
>Start swimming towards shore
>Get grabbed from below back to the water
>Sahuagin with a stoic gaze looks at me
>Fidgets with her hair and asks if I'd like to have a dinner instead
>The ahoge on top of her hair sways slightly in the breeze
>You know what, this is also a win to me
>End up having a riverside picnic with her, roasting some of the fish she had caught on a campfire
>Officials just class me as "didn't make it to the cave"

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>>45873779
>shouldered Kiki gets carried back to Anon's shack
>Anon has been living innawoods of the Realm forest
>dumps the Kiki unceremoniously on the bushcraft made bed
>fucks the Kiki senseless on his unzipped sleepingbag
>cooms, puts his pants on, grunts, takes his bow and leaves her sprawled there drooling at both ends
>
>comes back two hours later
>Kiki has drawn water from the creek, washed herself, tidied her costume, washed Anon's sleepingbag and the other dirty clothes draped over a bush-chair, made a birch twig broom to sweep the earthen floor
>Anon dumps the fresh killed carcass of a not!Deer on the log bench
>Kiki immediately starts planning her Mashtah's dinner menu, blood soup, grilled kidneys, hearty venison stew, and tomorrow she can clean entrails for sausage skins, and the rest as venison jerky for winter
>A Tradwaifu Kiki in a rough log cabin is a happy Kiki

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>>45873399
>wurm joins the competition because she thinks the "treasure" is literal treasure

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>Kiss me anon

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>>45874045
>the scents of Kiki's delicious fresh Black-soup brings a trio of starving Vamps to the cabin door
>the door of Anon's crude cabin has no lock just a tie of rope
>Kiki puts a bowl of cold soup outside the doorway but draws a line in the packed earth with her talon that she knows they cannot cross
>still the Kiki stands behind the doorway with her iron pan in her hands while the visitors drink and her new HusbandoAnon sleeps
>Kiki waits until they have drunk then tucks herself into Anon's cramped bed as a cumfy small spoon
>she wakes at Dawn, to make Anon's breakfast, and to make sure the nocturnal visitors have left
>later she will start a kitchen garden and help Anon fix the rough stone chimney over the hearth
>> just like being back in the old country

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>>45874061
>Wurm tunnels straight through the mountain eating all the gems and crystals she finds on the way
>Wyrm thinks she's winning the contest
>Anon just quietly walks along behind her as she chews through to the final prize chamber and continues out the other side still chasing tasty shinyrocks

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I need baphomet

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>>45874251
Miss Baphomet is often inscrutable, Anon. Her ways are not your ways.
Are you sure you wish to continue?

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>>45874118
why are hounds like this
hound butt isn't THAT good

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>>45874289
Boobhomet is fine too

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>>45874289
As a wise man once said.
"Bloat the goat"

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>Barfomet
get the goat goat

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>>45874341
Okay, I will.

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>>45874360
>picks a literal Barfomet

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did somebody say 'most intelligent and beautiful and cunning and awesome and terrifying and incredible and amazing and strongest and fastest and most devious and most loving and softed monster?'

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I need spicy chicken

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I think all of you are missing out on some of the quirks of gotes.

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>>45874393
I love my goats.
but baphomet is only good for cleaning my lawn of weeds.

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>>45874400
I'm sorry, Anon, but Miss Baph has other, more mysterious plans than lawn care.

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>>45874378
I'm a Slav, I can take her.

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>>45874423
i'll hang her out to dry on the clothesline if she tries anything funny

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tell me about undead versions of monsters like werewolves, hounds or amazons

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>>45874512
I imagine undead amazons would be ghoul mixes and lean into that 'cannibal' vibe.
They're going to take you back and 'eat' you

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>>45874512
werewolf bites a lot

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This is werewolf.
you may not recognise her, but you would recognise her more popular sisters (hellhound, kiki, kobold)
she's rather sensitive about being the runt of the litter, but if you get to know her, you'll find she can tell some real howlers.

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Goat sex

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>>45874341
>Krampus wife with a baphomet daughter
>Baphomet wife with a krampus daughter
Well?

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>Wake up
>Avoid triggering manticore or hellhound cuddle instincts, rape instincts or cuddlerape instincts
>involves doing an indiana jones level maneuver by headpatting them both into momentary paralysis and then sliding out the bottom of bed
>Avoid cheshire triggering those instincts for me in an early attempt to fuck with me
>Grab base of tail before she can disappear (keeps her at bay for the moment)
>Realise chesh's pleasured meow woke up manticore (curse her bat-like hearing), dash out of room and slam door as spines embed into the wood
>Peek through keyhole
>Chesh ass
>Blow into keyhole to dispel chesh
>Manticore sat up in bed, giving me a very rapey stare
>But, luckily, hellhound is still in bed
>Say in my most vulnerable voice "Oh, I'm so cold!"
>Hellhoundinstincts.jpg
>Hound's limbs shoot out and wrestle manticore into a teddy bear hug thinking it's me
>Think I'm finally safe to make breakfast in bed for wives
>banana peel out of nowhere
>land in kakuen wife's arms
>so that's why she wasn't in bed this morning
>smug
>chesh materialises from nowhere
>double smug
>frog marches me back to bed
>manticore licks her lips at me from hellhound teddy hug
>triple smug
>smushed into hellhound's paws, though manticore also seems reluctant to leave firehound's warmth.
>hellhound smiles in her sleep
>quadruple smug
>Chesh and kakuen also can't resist snuggling up
>Sigh, and allow yourself to drift off in a pile of neckfluff, pawfluff and twitching ears
>One of these day's you'll make bed in breakfast for the smug squad without this happening

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>>45875248
Just get Shog to do it

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>>45874380
Stupid lapcat not so great when based bald man hugs and pets her into submission

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>>45875350
i mean she's still pretty great even with her pride crushed

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>>45874738
Thousands of years living in the wilderness and werewolves somehow still find a way to get domesticated.

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Behold: Bird mating dance!
I'm really happy with how my comm turned out
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1749430364689543645

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>>45875491
weird way to use her perch
great bird belly

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Kots have been on my mind lately

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>>45875743
me too. my chesh won't move her fat, doughy, plush, sweaty butt off of my skull.

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>>45875743
The toxoplasmosis is starting to take effect.

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>>45875491
Bird fans are eating good this month

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>>45875906
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

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>>45875911
I wish it'll keep being the word, love me some birds

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birds like eating seed.
the best bird is black harpy cause she's my favourite.

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>>45875906
Yeah, got quite a few BH comms done this month. More to come as well.

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>>45875933
Can i get a non biased opinion on this, preferably based on facts

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>>45875961
Jubjub is another bird, although studies show she isn’t the best bird

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>>45875961
Griffon is the best because she is the strongest.

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>>45875961
I have a PhD in bird. Black harpy is best bird.
Source: Looked at black harpy

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>>45876117
She just groped my ass!

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>May I buy you a drink?

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>>45873712

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Undead hours.

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Don't accept free drinks at the bad end b

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>>45876379
But she said it was freshly squeezed.

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>>45875933
the best bird is _ because she's my wife

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Do not stick your hand in the hole that says “not a tail pussy behind the wall”.
Do not stick anything in there, especially don’t stick your penis in there.

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>>45876379
Weak, I accept every shot of sake the nice oni twins send my way, why would I turn down frer alcohol?

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>>45876438
I'm gonna stick a lithium-ion battery in there.

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>>45876438
>Incredibly poorly acted porn vid of husband sticking his arm then dick into not tail pussy hole and pretending like he doesn’t know what it is for 30 mins

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It's rare to get new reviewers art.

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>>45876522
Don't care, go be oppressed by the brits or whatever you potato subhumans usually do.

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>>45876660
Lotta edge for a blueberry.

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>Walk up to demon/apophis who is taller and older than me and very scary
>"hey, did anyone ever tell you that your eyes are the same colour as a cool glass of guiness?"
>click fingers into finger bang into trying to walk away backwards and tripping over and falling flat on my ass
how screwed am I?

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>>45876686
>He noticed her eyes when she's dressed like a whore with heatstroke
Absolutely fucked, mate.

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>>45876686
Could've been worse.
You could've said her eyes look like a jar of marmite

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Tired of asking for anything that has -cake in the name and having monsters immediately moon their ass at me

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>>45876686
>Tell a vampire her eyes glow like a check engine light
>Tell a dragon her scales are as shiny as a polished urinal
>Tell a lilim her words are soothing as wart cream
>Tell a dark age she's aged as well as a mature cheddar
>Tell a kitsune she's as fluffy as a ball of mold
don't take jinkos dating advice

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Just one last fluff, then I'm off the stuff for good!

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ded

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>>45875248
I admire your ambition.

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>>45876129
That's a dissapointing ammount of reasons for someone who supposedly likes black harpies so much.

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>>45876970
Robbing ancient tombs of valuables since the dynasty was long dead, and instead getting pulled into an elaborate stone sarcophagus and used as a daki/cumpump for a warrior-queen wight not quite ready to stop sleeping

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>>45876778
You should ask for milk instead.

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>>45877025
>I'm half the gal I used to be

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this is my editer ferry

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Nuns.

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>>45877149
Those clothes are pretty shoddy. Are they even real nuns?

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>>45876778
>asked a Harpy baker shopkeep for cake
>got chicken thighs instead
Can those birdbrains not understand a customer's request?

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>>45876778
moon?

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>>45877102
Feeling smug about asking for a tres leches cake, until the manager calls up three shortstack minotaurs from the back to for the wombo-combo facesit-dual paizuri

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nurarihyon smoking a fat cigar like she's some sort of tycoon

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>>45877134
She looks nice, although I probably shouldn't say I'm on a deadline

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Anyone read this?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52912135?view_full_work=true
I'm not sure I've seen it posted here. It's pretty good.
Limanon, is this yours?

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>>45877378
Femdom?

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>>45877473
>"Hon hon hon, le femdom?"
>"Yes, now get on the floor, bitch boy"

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>>45877482
Don't need to be mean, I was just asking.

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>>45877378
It's not mine. Mine is about a stinky NEET Lim getting better.

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>>45876602
If the story of Devil Daly from Connaught is anything to go by, they fuck around and find out with the Fair Folk more times than not.

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You should hug a lilim and then run away as fast as possible. I assure you, it couldn't possibly go wrong.

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Monday!

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>>45877473
Is it a yes or a no?

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Wish a Lim would show up like right now so I don't have to do any work. I will take her on a date. Please stop observing us Big M and open the portals already, I need one of your daughters.

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>>45877685
>>45877482

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>>45877674
Why did chesh red herself????? is she a tomato?

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>>45877687
You get a basic succ or a slime and you WILL be happy. Like a royal Lim would even think about marrying a commoner.

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So, hypothetically, if someone were to take a massive loan out from the mofukuza, and lost it all in the gambling dens and as such needed to skip town quickly and quietly without those fluffy devils knowing?

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>>45877894
get teh wonder key
put into any door, and turn the handle, instant out into wonderland
don't forget to remove key

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>the undead sure are humerus today

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>>45877215
>tres leches
>double paizuri
I don't think the manager understood the assignment. It should obviously be tripple paizuri+facesitting. Either she fixes that immediatly or i demand a full refund.

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>>45877694
She's angy, today was a bad day

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>>45877894
Just get into the Baphomet whitness protection programm. They can get you out if town and give you a new life where you will never have to deal with the mofukuza, or even a Kitsune, ever again.

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>>45878003
That deal sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?

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>>45877922
I mean it clearly had cake and milk in the title of the pastry, unless you wanna start arguing semantics about getting 4 leches, then you're gonna get their angry chubby demon hr lady thats been sampling their actual food and not getting jumped by the flavor of the week single bakers

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You wouldn't leave me outside when the hag outbreak starts r-right?

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>>45878010
Well, you are going to have to marry a Baphomet, of course. In exchange, they will deal with the Mofukuza.

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>>45878038
Come in anon, I have several shells in my shotgun, we can escape

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>>45878017
All i'm asking for is to have the lazy mino sitting on my face to get involved im the paizuri as well. That way it would be 3 leches and one cake. They need to train their staff better.

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>>45877894
>needed to skip town quickly
Ride the fast Centaur
Then ride the fast Centaur

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>>45878038
Dont worry anon. I will valiantly sacrifice myself and take on all the hags alone while you escape. Don't look back and run for your life.

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Thread thoughts on naizuri?

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>>45878089
Don't really care about it.

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>>45878089
I would be trying not to laugh during it

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>>45878089
I forget it exists but find it charming when it happens.

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>>45878089
What's that?

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>>45878176
Like paizuri but you're even closer to her heart .

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>>45878176
I think it's that 2hu rat that says nai desu

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>>45878176
Paizuri from a girl with tiny tits

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>>45878089
It's cute and lewd, but there are better things to do with a loli.

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>>45874251
I need gummy slime[/spoilers] vitamins. What I like about them is they’re chewy and they have a berry taste. Gummy which a lot like the gummy worms you get on Halloween. This is different though, it’s healthy.

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>>45878176
flatty sex

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>>45877710
that's a nice human woman not going to lie but why does she have these silly face cat ears?

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>>45878232
Possesive girls are the best.

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>>45878299
The better to hear you with, obviously.

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I’m going to sneak into the rape woods and turn every monster girl there into a gyaru and there’s nothing any of you can do to stop me

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>>45878400
but they are fake*

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>>45878403
Eromancy spell "turn gyaru" doesn't actually repel gyarus, it creates more of them. No effect on monsters already gyarus, but it tells them you definitely have a preference for them. Tanuki that can mask their gyaruness often sell this spell to enterprising students of the arcane as "an effect measure to turn the situation into your favor(ite)"

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>>45878403
>the rape woods
Kind of a boring name for an area.

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Eros is a really good god

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>>45878232
One of these days, I'd like to see kejourou art where her hair is molesting with a guys' unmoving hair; with a zoom in of his hair getting tangled up precisely. Really going at it like his head was Velcro or something

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I'm glad realm silver exists because I would absolutely fall for a monster with actual battle scars and an eyepatch if it didn't

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>>45878460
>Monster covered in scars and an eye patch
>The scars are from the time she tripped and landed in a thorn bush
>Eye patch is temporary from eye surgery

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>>45878483
>>45878460
I feel you anon

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>Allright, stab me
>What?
>You heard me, stab me, right in the gut, also slash up my face a bit
>What the hell are you talking about?
>He likes scars, and if you dont stab me I will find someone who will

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>>45878496
>if you dont stab me I will find someone who will
I am now imagining her poking cursed sword with a stick

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>>45878487
damaged goods

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>Clubs suited cheshire cat.
Is this possibly the best monster girl to ever exist?

Think about it. You get all the fun and wittiness of a typical spades suited cheshire cat. You get all her magical abilities. But instead of her being hyperactive and wanting to drag you around everywhere, a clubs suited cheshire cat opts to stay home with you and cuddle. She loses the obnoxiousness and becomes more chill.

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>>45878349
creepy girls are better

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>>45878576
Those attributes aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>45878580
I like when monster girls are feral and a little bit violent.

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>>45878596
now give me a girl with both but isn't a hebi

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You can tell she's strong because of show smug she is.

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>>45878628
You can tell she's weak because she has several weakpoints you can exploit for massive damage/long lasting crowd control that she doesn't even bother to hide.

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>>45878628
You can tell she’s strong because of how thick she is.

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>Go to MGE world in search of an anubis to wife
>Always liked the idea of an autismo, easily-flustered, brown doggo
>Infiltrate some off-limits temple you just know will have anubi
>Spotted and cornered by a a gorgeous anubis
>She's not autistic at all
>She's incredibly confident, has strong social skills, is super popular among all the girls, but is also kind and empathetic
>Ends up being the exact opposite you thought all anubi were
>She claims you at hers
>The schedule thing turns out to be overblown, at most it's just fetching her a coffee in the morning and making sure you're available for her lunch-time fuck
>Extremely hard to get her annoyed or flustered
>High level sexual skill prevents her from losing to inexperienced or average experienced dick
>Doesn't even like to play legos or video games
>Not a hint of strange behavior and is completely normal, until...
>She shows you her poker chip collection room
>Spends hours upon hours of showing off her collection
>They're all ordered in a very specific way
>Can name off where each chip was made, how she obtained it, when it was produced, its composition, and so much more
>Turns out to be extremely passionate about all things poker
>Drags you along to poker games and tournaments she plays on a weekly basis

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>>45877894
This happened to me, except I spent all the money feeding my noodles addiction at the local ramen shop after one of the employees there pointed me towards the backroom for loans. Now these scary women insist I work at the restauraunt to pay it off, I love cooking but I guess I don't really have a choice...

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Father forgive me for all I think about is sinning.

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>>45873712
>>Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

DOes anyone have a MEGA (or whatever gallery works) for the recolors of the original art? imgbox isn't working for me. Either the images all come out as loading errors, or the whole page itself doesn't load.

Is it just me, or is that happening for other people too?

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>>45878719
>High functioning autism dog
Nice, I could actually deal with her. The question is, when would you get cursed? For losing a game? Not being available for afternoon sexy times?

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>>45878830
Not for losing a game. She expects you'll lose to her. Maybe if she suffers a bad beat by you, then yes. Not showing up for afternoon sex, 100% getting cursed for that.

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>new Ryu shrine opened up in town
>heard it's just the Ryu, shrine has no shirohebi yet thankfully
>decide to visit because was always curious about Ryu
>take a look around and have a fun time oogling the architecture
>donate
>Ryu herself slithers up to me and starts speaking her bing bong nip nong at me
>don't know what the hell she's saying so I just go "Uh... Yeah. Sure." and her eyes light up
>leave and go back home
You'd think these freaking "Zipangese" monsters would at least learn english before they cross the portals and move to a english speaking place. I wonder what she was saying to me.

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>>45878843
Cute

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>>45878719
Fucking cute.

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>>45878880
>Be Ryu
>Cross portal as I hear there are no weather goddesses there
>Open shrine
>See my first worshipper
>Ask him if he wants to help rake the leaves with me
>He says yes
>Leave to grab two rakes

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>>45878989
This scorp is very nice.

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>>45879017
Stable?

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>>45878880
Rule of thumb, anon, never agree with a monster speaking to you in a different language. They're almost certainly proposing and you just said yes like an idiot. Don't be surprised when your ryu wife shows up to your house.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug Squad get rekt once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879080
>abaut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879080
raiju is smugsquadster?

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>>45879087

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879087
English isn't their native language and neither is any other language on Earth. They're all going to have weird accents that you can't quite place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878719
Every sanddog has the tism, it's just a matter of how good they are at hiding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>meet yeti in the freezing winter
>"Gee mister, aren't you cold out here?"
>explain to her that I'm wearing thermal undergarments, three layers of sweat pants and sweaters and two layers of socks, underneath a winter parka with a scarf and ushanka so I'm fine despite it being cold as ice out
>Yeti smiles at me
>suddenly fucking rips my clothes off and leaves me naked
>"Oh no mister! Now you're all bereft of clothes! Don't worry, I'll just hug you and provide warmth!"
>squeezes me tight
Oh yeah just destroy $600 worth of clothing I had in one go just to hug me why don't you
Why are Yetis like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879115
Raiju getting headpats is an Ace meme from years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879087
nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879173
All you had to do was the invite her to warm up with you over a cup of Tim's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878542
but what about the jester cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

where do the cheshire live?
the che-shire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879162
>have 'tism dog friend
>think she's mostly normal
>having a normal conversation one day
>make an off comment about how you got a rare coin and...
>she starts vibrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879271
>Want massage chair
>Don't want to buy massage chair
>Get a larger tism wan (palace guard)
>sit in her lap
>start talking about rare train services you've taken pictures of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879267
>where do the cheshire live?
Tesco

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>>45879267
>Bunch of Anons living in Che-shire
>Hobbit homes and trees for Cheshire to lounge in
>Pretty peaceful even the Porc gals don't mess with this place
>Everything is fine until the black dragon and her dark army of corrupted Anons and their wives of various evil mamano show up
>Thankfully the evil dragon just wanted to try some biscuits and not harm the village of Che-shire.

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>>45879267
unaminous vote to nuke che-shire

[Anonymous No.]

>Old mansion just outside a dark, creepy forest in a dark mamono realm
>Acts as an inn for weary travelers
>You stay the night there on your way to town
>Wake up in the middle of the night when you hear weird noises
>You chalk it up to the wind
>Decide to take the opportunity to look around for a bit outside of your room
>The hallway and rooms are all extremely dark
>A faint candle here and there is all that's around to keep thing somewhat visible
>Halfway down the hallway you hear cacophony of laughter and hisses
>All the candle down the hallway begin to blow out one by one, approaching you, in a quick succession
>Footsteps get louder and louder as they come towards you
>Multiple creatures are running toward you
>Make a mad dash to your room
>Close the door behind you
>Jump into your bed and pull the covers over you
>They burst into your room
>They notice that you're under the covers in bed
>They surround the bed and start cursing in frustration and annoyance
>"What a fucking let down."
>"Pussy ass bitch."
>"Darnit, I wanted to lick his cute human hands."
Monsters can't get you if you're under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

Please help, I've accidentally pissed off an anubis and also learned that counterspell doesn't work on her curses
I know she's looking for me and I don't have much time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879353
Don't forget to plug your tub so the drain monster can't lick your toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879087
This better?

[Anonymous No.]

Pinching a Monster's nipples are the best way to put her in her place if she's acting smug at you. It doesn't matter how big her breasts are either, pinching her nipples works on hags with fat tits and lolis with flat chests alike. They don't know how to counter it.

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>>45879375
Hope you get cursed.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45879375
Maybe try curse removal instead

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[Anonymous No.]

yearning a pyrow holding me (or just holding my hands) and looking into my eyes, and telling me everything is going to be ok

[Anonymous No.]

Why do cats hate mondays?
Because she has to impotently watch you leave for work. Chesh doesn't understand anything about human responsabilites. Chesh just wants you to be free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879661
its ok, i can just bring her with me for everything. plus, its not exactly easy to stop a cheshire from getting somewhere. Wonderland Magical Bullshit™

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879080
smug squad is quite good still, they look very warm and inviting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878719
my favourite kind of autism.
>taken too a really classy, extremely good resteraunt
>anubis is in a gorgeous, super revealing black dress, and looks perfect
>she just talks about some abandoned 2014 sci-fi mmo

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>>45879661
Working together is not an option anymore since her last failure

[Anonymous No.]

>Be mamono realm incubus agent
>Your current task is to corrupt and monsterize a certain group of three human female jocks/athletes
>Your mamono realm superior says the certain three female athletes are still single and marriage-less and believes you're in need of immediate relationship with three strong gals and will give you a bonus if you corrupt them via seduction and sex
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879819
I don't know where you came from, but you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879819
Shit posting an excuse to post humans, please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

who shold be class president?
The cold ice queen?
The cunning apophis?
The ambitious apophis?
anon?
the friendly wurm?
the everymonster werecat?
miss haku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879836
I trust wurm cause she don't use big words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879836
It's obviously wurmy chan. Her heart of gold is more valuable than anything the others will ever offer to that position. Intantly disarm any disagreements, cheer up anyone with a simple smile, motivate with her corageous words, there is nothing wurm can't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879836
Doesn't matter, I am playing hookie with the Hellhound delinquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879653
So thats how you get a Sahuagin, you just go and pick one up, and the stoic dork doesn't even resist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879375
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879939
I always see the exclamation mark constantly CONSTANTLY posted. Who the fuck keeps breaking stealth and alerting the enemy!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879446
You should be nicer when playing with sensitive loli monster girl nipples, even if some of them are kind of bratty.

[Anonymous No.]

>explaining to the dragon that officially you've been sent to kill her but unofficially the duke doesn't like you and doesn't expect you to return alive

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why everyone is so suspicious of the Sabbath. I went to a Sabbath lodge the other day and met this Bapho and her Witch and Familiar friend and all we did was bake cookies and build things with legos and then ate the cookies. They didn't even try to shove their fat butts in my face, like a hag would. They also seemed a lot more mature than everyone says the Sabbath is. I've never felt safer around monsters before, so I don't get why everyone is so afraid of Sabbaths. Although the cookies they gave me did taste kind of funny now that I think ab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879836
a vote for wurm is a vote for wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880009
Another one gets tricked, hey is that free beer and rock CDs?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45880009
oh, it's just Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879836
>Cold Ice Queen
Bit out of touch with the common class member
>Cunning Grape Snake
Too absorbed within her plots to overthrow the Pharaoh
>Ambitious Grape Snake
Works and dreams too hard, stuck in solitude
>Everymonster Werecat
Not a bad pick, but can sway either way based on her characteristics
>Miss Haku
Good choice, if the class is rowdy or needs tutoring
>Anon
You have just incited a class war on who gets him, or a harem
>Wurm
My choice, because she's honest and doesn't care for the class politics, instead just wanting everyone to be happy, while making every day be different enough to not make them dull
As a bonus, nobody really dislikes her either for various reasons (e.g delinquents dont really like Miss Haku, for example)

[Anonymous No.]

I will tell a fox that she can't have my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

I will tell a cat that she can't have my semen.

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>>45880009
>Unbeknownst to Anon, a fully armed SWAT Team and various groups of Federal Law Enforcement Agents are gathering outside of Anon's residence readying to breach and arrest him because of an anonymous tip of his Sabbath Lodge trip

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I will tell a bird that she can't have my fries.

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>>45879963
Anubis have an extra large detection radius so Anon is always fucking up the stealth segment

[Anonymous No.]

Apawcalypse now
>Laze about on your small boat
>Watching the jungle go by
>Watch out for kots - they said
>You'll get whacked by a club - they said
>Meanwhile you're just enjoying the amazing flora without a care in the world
>Hot days like these were made for lounging, but one thing's missing
>Go down to your cosy room to fetch a beer from the minifridge
>Gone for like... 20 seconds at most
>Come back
>Deck is swamped with kots
>Kots lounging on their backs
>on their fronts
>over the rigging
>across the deck
>on the roof
>it's a carpet of blonde and black spots
>turn around
>there's a kot in your room now too
>"took you long enough, we've been waiting for ages for you to get distracted..." one kot yawns, "normally we'd have your pelvis broken for going in our territory like this... but it's too damn hot."
>"nice boat" another mumbles, stretching her paws out
>fucking ocelomeh camoflauge

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having to teach sex and sexual acts to a Wurm who knows nothing about it. Imagine showing her your dick and having to slowly instruct her on how to pleasure it, telling her to use her tongue and then showing her how to use her tits. Imagine the confusion when you ejaculate on her face and she starts licking it up and then she becomes overjoyed that she made you feel good and tells you she wants to do it again and again.

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>>45880116
>get jungle cats drunk
>throw them off the boat when they're weak and giggly
easy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45880116
>apawcalypse meow
it's right there

[Anonymous No.]

Sexo with Miss Troll.

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>>45880142
i don't think i would but then she'd make great food and i probably would

[Anonymous No.]

>post-portal MMO where you can play as monster girl of your choice
>but its just a psyop by the demon realm government to match hermit single men with their preferred wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880153
>playing as a woman
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880153
>Endless stream of emails from me complaining that they haven't implemented Ushis yet.
>Send "complaint manager" to my home.
>mfw she's an ushi

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>>45880153
I will play a white male and use heavy armor and a sword and shield like in every other fantasy game.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a Basilisk's favorite exercise machine?
The STARE master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880200
DOHOHOHO

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45880240

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>>45880116
looks like you got until nightfall to enjoy lounging with the lazy cats. Their fur probably gets pleasantly warm in the sun.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45880116
They told me don't go walking slow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880240
Beeg fox

>>45880256
Smol fox

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how else to explain it but I may be burned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880435
We told you to not play with fire-type monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880449
all i've heard about playing with fire is that it's cool and you should do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880126
amazing but not really canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45876686
>click fingers into finger bang
L-lewd…

[Anonymous No.]

Shotas when they see chubby Ushi-Onis: https://youtu.be/rKdsBlRNgX0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880479
Foxfire is a much safer alternative to regular fire. Nothing can go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877531
If it’s not femdom, no one will repeat it. That’s a repeat, therefore…

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45878010
No titties, a price few are willing to pay. We’re talking about less-than-alp amounts of negligible tit. The sheer antithesis of tit. It’s enough to break the sanity of any strong man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880522
Eh, maybe. Maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880517
They don't sell any small TVs in MGC for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880147
You don't understand anon. I've been thinking more and more about trolls and i'm slowly falling in love with them. I want to be completely surrounded by one while i drown in her musk. I want to feel her big hand carress my back agd her strong legs encircle my hips. I want her to shower me with kisses and words of affection.
Never would i have thought that the day would come where i lust for a troll.

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>>45880501
how sensible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878460
>>45878510
>not giving her all those scars yourself
Could you care any less? Unspeakable levels faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879428
>immersion ruining improvement
We will save/use the abaut version purely out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879963
She has eyes in back of her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880588
ms shog has some interesting POV shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880545
I wouldn't mind a Troll giving birth to my children, they have nice wide hips, big breasts and homely skills so I bet she would be a good mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880535
Y’all still got that old crying Baph heresy meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880595
>accurate 3D perspective of yourself
Terrifying

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>>45880601
What do abaut daytime hours?

[Anonymous No.]

Hehehehehehahahahahaha! You foolish Lilim, you think your dark powers are a match for the holy strength of I, His Holiness Anonius XVI?! Servant of the Goddess?! I might be somewhat out of shape and middle aged, but I am far more powerful than any demon! My boss battle has three whole phases, and I can constantly summon Valkyrie and Angel ads to add even more bullshit on top of the many, many ranged attacks I spam the hell out of, and in my third phase I fully heal myself after reaching only a quarter of health! And on top of that, I like to constantly teleport and make you chase me down which is really tedious! I have the power of over one hundred years of prayer and my robes and mitre have been enchanted with 90% faster magical regeneration abilities and my staff allows me to have 130% faster casting times on top of amplifying holy spells (which btw u are weak too) and also, you will be distracted by the choir boys and the guy on the pipe organ in the background over there, since I am forcing them to play my boss theme live while we fight. Also, in my second phase I call forth a Hero miniboss to assist me so you better hope that Succubus summon you brought in outside the boss door is worth a damn.
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, LILIM!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

If a fox offers you food (ESPECIALLY if it's tofu), be sure to politely decline. If you accept, she'll slowly push herself further and further into your life until you can't live without her. It's a common pitfall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880545
That's how it all starts. Let a monster girl live rent free long enough and they end up being a permanent resident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880628
would accept food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880628
Doesn't that go for any monster girl offering you food though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880627
>lilim specced into 99 STR and fully upgraded her big hammer weapon and put on the right rings and spammed all the damage increase effects and modifiers she could
>oneshots your silly pope ass each phase while on 1 HP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880628
How exchanging food? 1 french fry for 1 tofu so you don't owe that fox anything

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880501
absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880666
>both accepting food and offering her food
It's like you want to get raped on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880662
NOOOOOOOOO SHE DIDN'T BEAT THE BOSS AKA ME SHE DID NOT BEAT THE BOSS (me) SHE HAS TO PLAY THE GAME THE INTENDED WAY SHE'S CHEATING

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880654
what's the harm in a little milk?

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>>45880624
Let her bathe in the sun and then let her have her way with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880632
Must be very cozy inside my head for her not to want to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880628
>+1 one food
>+1 wife
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880717
Still needs to spruce things up here and there before they settle in, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880715
Getting man-handled by her giant hands would be an experience. So nightfall is for ‘revenge’?

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever encounter a fox in the wild, remember FAAP
Foxes
Are
Always
Plotting
Nothing they say or do can be trusted, no matter the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880791
I will just ask them not to plot
Surely they are not so evil to keep plotting after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880791
My plan to counter these plots is to NOT encounter a fox! I will spend my days inside without worries of having to deal with these deceptive creatures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880803
steel yourself to the wiles of the domestic housefox

[Anonymous No.]

How will a tall Minotaur with really, really big breasts react if I show up with a lasso and tell her I'm gonna capture her and make her into my paizuri slave despite being shorter and far, far weaker than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880800
They'll just move on to plotting on how they should stop plotting! Or claiming a plot of land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880800
Foxes suck at plotting anyway. It’s why they keep getting caught eating chickens. You want plotting? Get a cockatrice.

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>>45880814
They aren't allowed to get in, I have put seals all over my doors and windows from inside (so that they cant see them or remove them) My plan is flawless! I even have a system to lure them away with a broadcast saying free fried tofu at the opposite end of town!

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>>45880686
That's how addiction starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to do a separate stories for Malef, Otohime and Ryu to share all at once as we actually welcome the Year of the Dragon on February 10th
>start brainstorming and realize I'm getting into longer story territory with Otohime and Ryu
>now unable to figure out if I do the Malef one shot and then pick either the Otohime or Ryu for my longer story
>could also try to do all three and hope I finish them in time
>also want to finish my Eros Kej story in time for Valentine's
>and also the constantly tormenting me Lim story that I can never get good enough and slowly grows in length each time I re-write it up to 16 chapters now

I almost wish I'd never tried my hand at writing because now it's all I think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880815
"Less talkin more lazoing." or something like that.

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>>45880815
She'll stand right next to you and tower overhead and snort
The snort will intimidate you enough to drop the lasso and shrink
Then she'll put a firm hand on your shoulder
You don't wanna know what happens next...

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>>45880831
I’m glad not to bother, but do whatever.

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>>45880831
>want to write a continuation story
>instead of writing anything all i've done has been brainstorming ideas and building it in my head
>so far plan is for it to be a decent length and have things i wanted to type in first one
Im going to make the same mistake as last time and not write for months again arent I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880836
I’d be dissatisfied with simple rape at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880831
Finish the Kej story! You can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

What did the shoggoth get wrong about Anon?
She thought he wanted a wife who is submissive and BREADable.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45875491
i'll contemplate over the other birds mating dances (for scientific purposes)

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[Anonymous No.]

Miss Vampire offers you a trade deal. In return for letting her suck your blood you get to suck her tits
Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880877
Not Shogloaf for dinner again..

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880628
She feeds me silly oriental foods and I feed her hamburgers and other such American delights. It's a win win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879375
Why do tired girls look so fucking sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880871
Why is Miss Kej in Jail? Let her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880898
Don’t fall for her jiggling lies, mankind ills needs a savior of her ilk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880888
I tried to do this for science, but the first bird that I observed made me end up in a ring of fire that I couldn't escape and thats how I ended up with a fiery hot spicy chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880895
She looks the sort to bad touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880906
But foxes don’t look sexy…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880933
Thats because their half-closed eyes arent due of tiredness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880942
if you'll observe closely

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880951

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>>45880942
Yet they remain the most tired monstergirls. How strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881000
It's all an excuse to get lap pillows and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881008
Reflexively forcing my eyes to roll to the back of my head seems an ineffective means to that goal. Foxes: the brussel sprouts of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881035
What's wrong with Brussel Sprouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881043
Domo.

[Anonymous No.]

>it turns out that "living rent free in your head" is a basic charm spell
>in a nutshell, it plants the idea of a specific monster girl in your head
>from that point on, anything and everything no matter how vaguely related or innocuous will remind you of that monster girl in some way.
>it's very subtle at first so by the time you really notice it, it's usually too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881050
Do they believe that psychotic breaks make men more appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881050
>it turns out that "living rent free in your head" is a basic charm spell
>it's literal for shogs
>tiny shog is in your head, watching your memories on the shog sofa

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881061
Aww... that's cute. Why are mamono like 100 times cuter when tiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881061
Ask her for rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>letting anyone live rent free
Pathetic. Give me my fucking money or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881066
She'll give you a nice shog dream once a month

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881081
>MGQ
Trash
>>>/vg/
begone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881079
>she gets subpoena’d by a nightmare
Dream infringement is a serious charge. Does she got a loicense for oneiromancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881079
I can't even buy instant ramen with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881102
I'll just take Tiamat, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm gonna fight a monster girl like a Salamander I'm gonna fight dirty.
>Kicking sand in her eyes
>Using a hidden weapon while she's distracted with the main one
>Pretending to surrender
All this and more!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881110
Shog doesn't acknowledge dumm horse rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881055
a little mindbreak is healthy in any relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873712

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881061
>Regardless of the species, In the early stages, you can faintly see an image of her slowly moving and looking around what seems to be an abandoned room
>As things progress you'll be able to see it clearly the room will look cleaner, with more furnishings added
>By the end of it, she has an entire house in your head, lavishly decorated.

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>>45881102
Anon, please to not put Oreo there, everyone knows she's only into her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

G'night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get lots of rest, if you don't then Nightmares will appear all the more frequently when you pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881159
That’s as absurd as being arrested for stopping a rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Body specialized on childbearing and motherhood, also she gives birth to potential geomancers due to high earth element compatibility since birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881194
That's it. I'm expanding my Troll one shot. Add that to the list.

[Anonymous No.]

Suspicious schoolgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881175
She’s best girl, assassins btfo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881193
it's one of the few things angels and demons agree on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881213
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881218
I was being facetious. Robot > demon/angel. Because robots do exist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880912
But you can't let her out! She's dangerous! If you let her out she'll continue her quest to find a husband to devote herself to!

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>>45881200
Can she ride about town on a mighty Ushi-Oni, who also happens to be the moo-cow for her smol dairy operation AND the one pulling her cart full of produce from her mini farm?
And can both of their boobies have bitchin' flame decals "so they go faster"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881280

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881276
Not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881333
Lies. Lick her shiny metal ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881356
Her entire character arc is about what it means to be human you sputtering mobilefaggot. Stay on /vg/ instead of shitting this place up.

[Anonymous No.]

Challenge cats to fights

[Anonymous No.]

Alright someon's having a meltdown anyway so I'm going to post the cute succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>monsterboy poster is back
Ah, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881376
unwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881395
What monsterboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881374
Oh so monstergirls are inhuman…on the inside? Thanks for the correction, fag-sama. You may now return to your ro/y/al court. There’s no fucking image of Naga the Serpent as an actual fucking Lamia. This planet is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881420
Mobilefag that posts Meru has posted monster boys before in a fit of tism rage. It's best to just ignore the guy and hope he goes away. Let's talk about Minotaurs, why are they so dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881433
>Minotaurs, why are they so dumb?
They're not. This one is very smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881433
Cause they ain’t smart. Now how about we ask a real question like how to impress a group of beach bully mersharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881438
That's not a Minotaur, stupid!

>>45881443
Go up to the biggest one and give her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881433
Dubs. Family friendly succubi only, buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881452
>That's not a Minotaur, stupid!
She's a cow and she's strong. What more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881383
I love meru. She's very basic but she does it well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881479
She needs some MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881482
Plenty of meat, she knows a lot about nutrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>Salamander insisting to you that "This is nothing!" and that "You will never conquer me!" even as you mating press her
>keeps crying that she will "Never fall in love with the likes of a weakling like you!" even as she's on the verge of tears of joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873712
>"So I said; "Nyeh!""

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881548
This looks like aislop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881587
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881591
Lots of monster girl stuff that happens to have a game or two gets posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881599
Chink gachashit stays on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>4th grade teacher has to deal with a Baphomet who keeps disguising herself to try and seduce him
>swaps places with his students so that they can have a day out of school and she can shoot her shot
>always ends with him lifting her by her horns and carrying her out of the school
>he eventually moves up to high school hoping that she'll give up
>first day of school starts and he nearly has a heart attack
>she's in his homeroom class as a sophomore
>he can't escape the persistent goat brat
>one way or another, she'll get her Mister Onii-chan

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45881611
MGQ is such guttertrash it's unreal.
>what if the MC is a complete guttless faggot except when it comes to defending maneaters
>what if we made a monster girl game where most of the monster girls just kill you
>what if most of the content people would want with a monster girl game (fucking the monster girls) was locked behind losing the tedious, shitty fights and the ones you do get for playing the game suck ass
>what if we made a monster girl game where the "bad guys" who want both monsters and angels dead because they're an objective threat completely and utterly right but just pretend they're not because ????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881629
This reminds me that the ideal monster girl game is just interspecies reviewers where you spend your money in the brothel every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881646
>the ideal monster girl game is just interspecies reviewers
If you're a faggot, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881606
>Anon starts teaching 12th grade hagonomics
What will bapho ever do now

[Anonymous No.]

fucking downer hours I guess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881676
>>45881680

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881649
It has girls for that too. Blessed setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881689
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881689
>Blessed setting.
I don't have high hopes for a monster girl setting shilled by a spiteful schizo that admitted he doesn't like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881676
>>45881680
>>45881683
Wyverns are kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881706
Yes. Try the laser pointer trick on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881713
I've been told that cats get stressed if the laser pointer chase doesn't end in a tangible reward for the hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881724
Then give her some cat treats.

[Anonymous No.]

Trapped in hag h'orc sweater or hag hellhound sweater for maximum monster scent intoxication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881755
Hag Troll sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881755
H’orc scent and smell are their whole shtick you can’t let an uppity hotdog steal that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881764
Only reason I put uppity hellpupper in the running it because of the feedback loop of sweater sweat and boob fluff cushion
>>45881762
Trolls are good here as well, naturally fragrant

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ask my emotionless Automaton what the point of having her around is if she's always so stoic, can't smile, can't have my kids and has these big parts that get in the way of having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881782
>t. death wish haver
you trying to break her cold heart anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881800
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881376
Why are cats so mean with me

[Anonymous No.]

Ratas are not for stapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881800
She has no heart to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881835
GOD IS COMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873712
>Entering ZoomerVille
>Population: Pyrows, Bogies, recently risen Phoenixes, Momonika Sabbath lolis, Zoomer Incubi with broccoli haircuts or shaggy bushy hairstyles and 18-20 year old human males and females

[Anonymous No.]

I want the story of a man beeing compelled to go to a mointain and meet a pheonix not knowing he's done this before.

[Anonymous No.]

3,75 more days, it's an endless cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882168
25 more minutes for me today and I'm completely zoned out anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882250
Night shift?

[Anonymous No.]

The fox does holy damage now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882257
I walk a lonely road it's the only one that I've ever known I walk alone

[Anonymous No.]

>Just two more weeks anon, I promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882257
>Anon needs to hold out in his log cabin until sunrise
Won't make it through the first night.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead?
>>45882417
Open up, they just want to drink a cold one with you

[Anonymous No.]

Mongirls belong in tight shiny latex~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882723
I wish I had a massive Jinko to share a drink with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882250
I wish I had days to count down, they're a blur right now. Least that means I'm safe from being grabbed on my trips.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to shut my Automaton down and leave her in the basement under a tarp forever. A robot can never be my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882725
Nightgaunt slime is better than leather. Best part is you get to grope her underneath it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879428
>anime ace font

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that baphos aren't actually perma-lolis, but that they've just got a culture that supports it. And a coming-of-age event, involves a teenager bapho successfully casting the perma-loli spell on herself. And that many baphos from time to time will undo the spell to see how stunning they look as a mature lady.

That said, imagine sneaking into a bapho's dressing room while she's undone this spell. And imagine that she's one of those extreme, loli supremacists. Now imagine her reaction to you catching her in the act.

[Anonymous No.]

The wolf will come!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see more of the "lilim corrups girl and sets her on her man" story
its a shame we only got one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>Your first day in MGE World after being kidnapped
>They're all lolis
>They're all 400+ years old
>They're all super horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883238
One of them passed out! I'm going to take her to bed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883264
Don't fall for her deception. Foxes are evil. It's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883238
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45882408
It was "two more" weeks two weeks ago
It was "two more" weeks last month
It was "two more" weeks last YEAR
I can't wait anymore, I need something to keep me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883238
Only 400 years old? Too young.

Give me the hag whos age is over four hundred thousand years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883465
Portals will open when the game is finished. See you in 2060 after KC dies of heart failure and his apprentice finishes his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tease oni about her weird teeth
>Makes me apologize by having a 5 hour long drunk make out session with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883486
>"You want a mamono that old?"
>You nod aggressively--this Cupid needs to stop cockblocking you.
>"Listen, Anon, you probably don't know this, but we mamono weren't always like this."
>"We're *monster* girls. And that used to mean exactly what it sounds like."
"I don't care."
>"You SHOULD care. For a mamono of that age... she would've been a monster almost her whole life. Hundreds of thousands of years."
"It's what I want."
>"It's a fetish, Anon. Many women can accommodate it."
"It's not!"
>"You don't understand what you're asking for."
"I DO."
>The cupid looks at you with pity in her eyes, then stares off into the distance.

>After what feels like an eternity, she responds.
>"I will bring you to such a mamono on 3 conditions."
>"First, you will not be able to contact her--only observe."
>"Second, you will not be able to know her location to contact her again."
>"Third, you will submit to my superiors to determine your fated wife."
"Deal."
>She nods.


>Mamono magic allows you both to astrally project to a dingy bedroom.
>It's not dirty, really. Just extremely worn down and containing only the most meagre of furniture.
>A bed, a small dresser, a desk and a chair.
>A demon is seated at that desk, writing.
>She doesn't obviously seem old to you.
>"She can't hear or see us, Anon."
>"Go. Look at what she's writing."
>You walk up to her.
>"Maou, let me die."
>It's just endless repetitions of that same sentence.
>Over and over and over again.
>In tiny, precise letters.
>Other papers on her desk show that she states it other ways, too.
>"Maou, I deserve to die."
>"Please kill me. I'm sorry. Please let me die."

>Your heart sinks.
>Looking around the room, you realize something.
>The room is so dingy because it's full of scrapes and damage.
>Like from someone bashing themselves against the walls and furniture.
>There's no blood stains. But there are dents in nearly everything--even the floor.
>And the floor is stone.

>"Do you see now?"
>The Cupid is right behind you.
>"She is beyond your reach."
>"Beyond all our reaches."
>She sounds sad.
>"Now, you've seen her. I will take you to my superiors."


>Moments later, you're in a surprisingly normal-looking conference room.
>A cupid wearing fewer clothes and more medals is seated at a table.
>She's about to speak, when you say
"I can fix her!"

[Anonymous No.]

Jinkos could be anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883793
There would have already been one in my bed if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883726
Literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883726
Infinite cuddle correction is needed
please continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883726
No fucking way she didn't show him his soul mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>Deliberately buying red sheets and blankets for you and your holst wife's bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883793
>>45883810
Jinkos are cute kots.
Although I want to hug an actual tiger so I have the kind of poor survival instincts that make me a bad judge of kot danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883895
I want the one on the far right

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883895
>Hug big, hulking jinko with scars
>She actually doesn't do anything untoward.
>"He approached me with no fear, it would be rude to do such a thing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883869
It's not the color. It's the waving motion that gets them riled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883917
That's cows, not holsts or minos. Holsts get horny when they see red for an extended period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883917
>deliberately install one of those wacky inflatable tube things into your bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883917
For cows yes but for the mino family it's the color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883951
Oh, no, your dumb prank has attracted Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883946
>>45883970
>source: I made it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883987
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Holstaur

>Also, just like the Minotaur, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster, and they will attack human men just like the parent species "Minotaur"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883999
KC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883972
I hope they enjoy the christmas tree I left just to distract them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883915
I wouldn't want to be rude to her either, so I need to think of how to politely ask her to come to bed with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883999
Welp, looks like watching the Red Wings just got a very interesting ending.

>>45884012
If she picks you up, you have succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883726
Take her to miss flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883869
wait someone recolored the mc into a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

A happy mouse means a happy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883726
Just let me love a 4000 year old mamono and finally bring happiness to her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873712
Some mamono mana exposure might have some different... Side effects, depending on the environment.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters wouldn’t like me. How could they ever like a guy who is always tired and loves to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884729
Non-issue for sleepy mice!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884729
I think that brown cow monster that isn’t a holst likes to sleep. Haku?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm currently at work. Do NOT post lewd images of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884956
How about this instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko lost her fucking pagoda again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884729
Dreamhorse bait.
>>45884796
I'm still grateful for that piece from Axem. Comfy Mino sleep is too overlooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884956

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885005
Sleeping with big girls is probably very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885010
BAD KIKI
NO SCHLICKING AT THE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885010
Correcting this disgusting behaviour by holing her hand and forcing her to masturbate in front of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885047
you're supposed to knock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884796
probably ms witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885038
Jinko especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885001

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885133
get cheesed idiot

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou hijack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885113
no i'm pretty sure it wasn't ugly fat smelly disgusting evil awful horrible old cold boney croney lonely dorky ms witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45883494
>2060
Would be nice if it were 2069

[Anonymous No.]

>Die before monsters
>Forced to marry LAME miss wisp or DORKY miss vampire or SILLY miss zombie or THUGGISH miss ghoul or NERDY miss Lich or SIMPLE miss dragon zombie or AIRHEADED miss wight or FORGOTTEN miss mummy or ANNOYING miss pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885113
would without probelm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885350
>tfw you get rezzed by a wurm who was adopted by a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885370
Wurmy is a DULLARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885373
no shes wurmy and mommy tells her shes her special wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

I am too much of a shut in to get a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885389
ok i apologise for calling her that.
im sorry wurmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885399
That's not an issue, it's the monster who gets (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885412
They will not know i exist, safely behind the walls of my home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885427
They can smell virgin dick across dimensions. What makes you think your silly walls will stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885350
I'll take the lich. Gonna make that nerd DM a campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885427
there are fairies in your walls
specifically this terrifying creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885438
The law

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885458
MY TABLET WILL KEEP COLLECTING DUST GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885459

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885469
wrong answer
https://files.catbox.moe/uc6o3v.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885469

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885350
>Claimed by something else thats not on this list
>But they become undead version of themselves in exchange
How will you pay back to be in the books of living to your now newly undead spouse?

[Anonymous No.]

Teasing big tiddy monsters with inverted nipples and hair over their eyes until they activate, causing them to have visible glowing eyes and perky, milky nipples, ready to smother me with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885513
This but they're also extremely clingy dorks

[Anonymous No.]

Titties with shiny, sweaty or oiled skin is what really gets me going

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873712

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885657
This is what the hagville auctions look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885600
Imagine the smell. That's a lot of boob sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885722
>>45885600
Would a monster call me weird if I said I liked her sweaty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885763
>Say this to a demon
>She writes explicitly in her contract she'll start going to the gym and won't laugh when you blush when she comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885763
Depends on the monster. I can imagine a lot of internal Kiki conflict, but a h'orc? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45885763
Chesh would ruin you if she knew

[Anonymous No.]

Writing is hard. Give me strength writefairy.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886104
Goodbye, so long, nice try, I'm gone

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakutaku partners with Lich to resurrect important historical figures for interviews
>it's finally Benjamin Franklin's turn
>he's utterly shocked to be returned to life and ignores all her questions
>eventually she turns him loose on a computer
>within twenty minutes, he's figured out porn
>with an hour, he's printed a packet of directions
>she's sitting in the corner observing him with a confused look as he suddenly stands up and sprints out of the room
>two weeks later, she opens her morning newspaper to discover that he launched a one man sexual assault on Hagville that sent the Hags fleeing in every direction
>in the end, he claimed over 28% of Hagville's single residents
>Lich knocks on the door and pokes her head in
>she's almost ready to resurrect Walt Whitman
>Haku immediately forgets about Franklin because she's excited about meeting her new favorite poet

It's gonna be chaos when those portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886089
Sell your soul to the devil for a massive boost of creativity

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886089
You write or the fairy comes and ______ for missing the deadline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886171
>THE devil
How come there's no THE demon? It's not fair. I can only sell my soul to A demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886104
Dead houris sound really saddening, I should start an undead support group that invites living anons and undead girls to show that they have a place in our hearts/matchmaking service so no undead needs to remain cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886219
There’s the head demon.
The head honcho.
The big cheese.
The boss.
The one pulling the strings.
The woman behind the curtain.
Her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886230
Asmodeus? Azazel?

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be swayed from my nap by a mere monster girl trying to invade under my blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886230
>There’s the head demon.
Whomst?
>The head honcho.
Ogre
>The big cheese.
Large mouse
>The boss.
Hobgoblin
>The one pulling the strings.
Tsukumogami
>The woman behind the curtain.
Itan-momen even if she actually is the curtain
>Her.
Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized i fucking forgot that trolls have tails for like half of a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886335
That's okay, I forgot about the flower hair and musk entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886302
Open your blanket and snatch her up like a hungry blanket monster. It's important to assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886171
hell yes! I'll write and she'll bake me cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls discovering that sleeping in comfy flannel pajamas and snuggling is far better than sleeping naked and snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886511
Post mgs in jammies then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45884537
Cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886511
Both are cozy. I guess it depends on whether on of you has fucked the other into blissful unconsciousness. Pretty sure a lot of girls would consider their husband wearing clothes and not being fucked senseless a failure to properly care for him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886184
>You write or the fairy * ______ and comes for missing the deadline

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It is cold outside and hard outside. Fox tail is soft and warm. Let her in. She can be trusted inside your private domicile. Let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886771
She just wants to mark my couch, I'm not falling for that.

[Anonymous No.]

An important lesson in Mamano sex ed is how to break a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886771
i take the weird fox that has no legs scales and 3 horns in a group

[Anonymous No.]

No one shall stop me form my course. I shall go to to marvel-shadowed Inssmouth. I shall swim out to that brooding reed and dive down through black sbysses to my family estate. To many columned Y'ha-nthlei. And in the bosom of kinsoflk... that lair of the Deep Ones I shall dwell admist wonder and glory forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886771
Look, I'm not a heartless monster. But if she eats all my salad and tries to sleep in my bed again she's going back out into the cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886349
Thar's a bit too much. Like forgetting Hellhounds have paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886335
I want to pull her dumb donkey tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886969
You go get that fishpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887049
Don't mind if I yabba-dabba-doo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886584
It depends on personal taste i suppose, but i think falling asleep enjoying the afterglow of a passionate love session while feeling eachother's naked skin is better than being clothed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887063
It surprises me we dont have a reverse version of this where it's a mermaid holding jer husband and saying "i will now proceed to pleasure myself with this human."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887118
That would have to be a big fish

[Anonymous No.]

Would Sanri Scorpions be an effective mount for Goblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
cute thing.
i'd take one as a pet and give it to my squeamish wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
Wouldn't the tail bump them on the head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
Maybe? While they are supposedly timid, i think it would be interesting to have a subspecies that was tamed by a tribe of goblins and helps them raid farms and capture single men in exchange for a part of the food amd protection.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887139
Some people would be into it. Also, monsters have comic strength so she wouldn't actually need to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
do they get that big? i had it in mind they were more pixie sized

[Anonymous No.]

>Hold on... are you telling me you were playing the prat version of Anon for seventy years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887270
>stealing snow
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887284
Snow is made of water. Water belongs to whatever corporation bought the rights to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887278
Supposedly they can be as big as a dog? So like, half a meter tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
Everyone knows goblins ride wolves, anon. Goblin girls are no exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887270
i keep expecting these to have a joke, a punchline or something
what a mysterious artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
Everyone knows goblins ride wolves, anon. Goblin girls are no exception.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887160
What if after cooming in the goblin I coom on the scorpion too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45886708
You will fuck the disney deer and be grateful for your enchanted fairy tale life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887407
Did a tiger kill her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887423
I don't think we ever find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887427
Is it rude to ask the Undead how they passed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887429
Yes incredibly rude it’s like asking what sex position you’re dad used to knocked your mom up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887429
of course not
miss zombie passed her driving test by many hours of practice under the judicious eye of miss lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887407
I've had dreams of this thing trying to nibble my neck. Lewdest noises I've heard in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

It's possible to be dominant while wearing a fluffy dog collar and are covered in lipstick and bite marks and getting your hair stroked by your wife while she calls you a good boy.
My wife said so. She knows her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>Explaining to a fox that you have Mofucare+ Premium products in your bathroom because its an amazing quality hair care product a good price and not because it is a subtle invitation for her to live with you

[Anonymous No.]

The mershorks cant get me my underwater cage is unbrakeable i will taunt them while doing my welding fucking dumb ass fishs.

[Anonymous No.]

Skater girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887529
>Mersharks cut cable to cage
what now

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be the mount of your mamano cavalrywoman wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887525
You should listen to your wife. She's 100% right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887278
>get stopped by a pixie bandit riding a cute little scorpion
>pick it up by the tail and lift her up to eye level
>tell her to pick on someone her own size
>she laughs
>she starts growing until she's the size of a human
>her scorpion starts growing until it's the size of a car

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887270
If Ryu makes it rain during cold weather, she can get free and legal snow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887529
>>45887550
"I'm being dominant." Anon says, his wife's lipstick on his own lips and a trail of saliva linking them.
"It's all in the mindset." Anon says, his collar jingling as his wife playfully tugs it.
"You've got to see yourself as the alpha." Anon says, his body lifted up when his wife slides her legs between his own
"Look her in the eyes and give her the stare of a king" Anon says, his cheeks smushed by his wife's thighs.
"Then you know you're the one in control." Anon says, his voice gargled as his mouth is filled with his wife's tit flesh and love juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887525
I love my demon wife!
I’d be her kiss slave and hug slut (but in a dominant way!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45887666
>I’d be her kiss slave and hug slut (but in a dominant way!)
In the background, a smug Eros Yeti is rubbing her paws together

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>>45887655
>>45887666
I'm glad we can intellectually agree on this topic.

[Anonymous No.]

If men don't like being kiss slaves, why are they so cute and squeezable? Face it, cute boys are meant to wear collars.

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>>45887702
>Squeezable
W-would a demon or other monster call me that to my face?

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>>45887741

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>>45887734
Yes. Accept it. Embrace it. You were born to be a loved daki. Don't resist the inevitable.

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>>45887788
Impossible, I shift around in my sleep and talk too much, nothing comfortable about a twitchy daki

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The foxes have breached containment, everyone into the shelter!

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>>45887806
>I shift around in my sleep and talk too much
You won't after your wife's done with you every night. Be prepared pass out in blissful exhaustion nestled against her in her arms.

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>>45886530

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I'm scared of monster girls and what cuddling with one would do to me.

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>>45887842
You need Bogey correction.

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>>45887812
What is she planning?

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>>45887702
>Walk up to extremist demon
>”Monsters act like they are entitled to human dick, but we are a proud and honourable species that won’t-“
>”Kiss slave,” demon interrupts, pointing right at you
>”I beg your pardon-“
>”Hug slut.”
>”What do you mean hug-“
>”Snuggle whore.”
>”Now see here!”
>”Cuddle junkie. Affection bitch. Lipstick canvas. Toy. Scratching post. Sweater bait. Embraceable, squeezable, lovable, GOOD BOY.”

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>>45887853
This one i'm most scared off.
Captcha: PRANK

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>>45887924
>i'm most scared of
Don't be, she has your best interests in mind.

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>>45887842
>>45887853
Anons would be basically unrecognizable after weeks of intense love and cuddle therapy. We all know someone who's quiet and depressed. Imagine seeing him weeks after the portals looking happy and confident. There are so many people I wish I could see free and loved like that.

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>>45887931
How does she have my best interests in mind if i would be crying all the time while we cuddle? No woman would put up with that. If a bogey takes me it's going to be by force.

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>>45887882
Why are extremists like this

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>>45887992
Just stop instantly losing to and fucking them and they'll change their tactics, not my fault people can't resist the scantily clad evil looking women that want to steal them away by force and spoil them as it their rightful place in life

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>>45888003
But also don't make too big of a show resisting them- they like that too.

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>>45887882
I object to most of these, but I do like lipstick kisses and may be a canvas for a demons lips

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>>45887806
There are those who can keep you nice and still thorough out the night, enjoying the feeling of what little resistance you can offer.

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If you really want to hurt a monsters feelings the only thing that truly works is not getting a boner.
Once you get hard you've already lost.

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>>45888048
Kej wouldn’t hair cocoon a guy when he’s trying to sleep right?
Right?

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I'm going to buy a haunted house and go to sleep in it with a hard on.

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>>45888073
Quite the opposite anon. Kej would hair cocoon to help you sleep.

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>>45888048
Krakenfags unite!

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>>45888087
Don't forget miss scyla! Less popular these days but not forgotten!

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>>45888086
Nooo.
Next you’re gonna tell me she’s gonna spoon while I’m wrapped up in her soft, smooth, silky hair - totally at the mercy of her playful yet loving embrace

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>>45888105

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What colored fox is the most dangerous?

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>>45888105
>Be you, Anon in bed cuddling with your hair/squid/octofu
>Loving every second of it
>"Hey Anon, wiil you do that thing?"
>You've just been milked nearly into a coma but you sigh and decide to go along with it
>"Help," you cry as you weakly struggle to free your entangled limbs, "I can't move!"
>She wiggles and writhes around you until you really can't move, manipulating your appendages into the most easily held comfortable positions, giggling all the while
>Eventually her breathing slows and her grip lessens ever so slightly as she nuzzles into your nape and falls asleep, satisfied
>This is always makes the extra effort worth it.

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>>45888172
White, obviously.

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>>45888108
She's going to do that and many more things you can't even immagine.

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>>45888172
White. They're the oldest, horniest hags or vicious snow types hardened by the cold.

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>>45888200
kej sounds like a complete FREAK in bed

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>>45888172
Purple

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How many creampies a day does a tanuki need?

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>>45888259
With such questions, the answer is always "As many as hubby can give."

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>>45888223
Well, she's made for bondage. Once she has you in hre grasp you are at her mercy and will have to endure whatever teasing she throws at you. I can imagin most Kejs hae a more paced approach to sex. Prolonging the pleasure both her and her hubby can feel as much as possible,
Even as a submissive partner, kejs are probably very possesive in nature, binding you to her while you dominate her. Really puts into question if one can even do such a thing as toping a Kejourou.

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>>45888303
Those are some handlebars. I bet she has to sleep on her face though.

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>>45888311
The there's also the thing where her magic makes you like the bondage. Like, more than usual. Tantric sex sounds about right for them; not a lot of orgasms, but she'd make them all count and you'd enjoy the journey.

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>>45888367
>Tantric Sex
>Having sex in very long periods for the purpose of becoming closer and uniting as one. Originated from the Sanskrit word "Tantra" meaning woven together.
What a beautiful word. I'm using this one a lot from now on.

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>>45888380
I have seen this joke many times but big ears make it cuter.

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>>45888367
Damn, imagine the handjobs. Just losing your mind helpless in her hair as she gently works you to mind-melting orgasms. Not even sadistic, she just takes her time to make them a work of art (though she loves hearing you beg and whimper too) teasing and touching your whole body as she does.

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>>45888176
Aww. I almost missed this. Tentacle hugs would be nice.

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>>45888394
>>45888409
I'm in love with the idea. Not hot and heavy horny sex, not passionate baby making sex, just slow, age long pleasure for the sake of pleasing and growing closer to your partner. I bet demons and devils would also be great at it.

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>"Oh, anon, you could do so much better than a five thousand year old Dragon like me! I don't even have any experience at all, I'm still a virgin and I'd be a horrible mother who panics about everything. You should really consider getting a much younger girl than me. My old bones are so tired and given out..."

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>>45887806
Yetis are used to hugging those who are violently shivering from cold, a squirmy sleeper is easily tamed

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>>45888409
And of course, she has some extra hair positioned on your body so she can feel your pulse and heartbeat through it. You can tightly grip what hair is on your hands and it'll gently squeeze back. Feeling connected with you is something Kejourou enjoy greatly.

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>>45888458
Mating press

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How the hell is a 1000-10000 year old dragon going to talk to her human kid when the eventually gain the ability to have human kids?
Are they just gonna pretend he's a dragon?
How are they going to reconcile they gave birth to a mere ape?

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>>45888440
>demons
100%.

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>>45888507
He will have cool horns and claws and the ability to transform.

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>>45888507
>Are they just gonna pretend he's a dragon?
Pretend?

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>>45888458
The older the hag the healthier and more suitable for breeding her body is.

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>>45887407
Why do zombies keep undressing in front of me?

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>>45888507
>Are they just gonna pretend he's a dragon?
No, you fucking retard.

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>>45888176
>One particular evening you find you have a bit more strength than expected
>When she asks you to struggle as usual, you put more effort into it
>She doesn't anticipate this and has more fun restraining you
>You have more fun with your "attempt", being more emotional and dramatic.
>By the time it's all said and done you both playfully laugh.
>The extra effort causes you quickly fall asleep before she does
>Before she falls asleep she gazes at you lovingly.

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>>45888515
>>45888516
Nice monsterboy shit but unfortunately for you this thread isn't for homosexuality so piss off now. Bye bye fags.

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>>45888557
It's the future you chose when you decided to cleave to the flesh of monster girls.

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>>45888569
Fuck off faggot.

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>It's the future you chose whblah blah blah I am gay blah blah
That's nice sonny.

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>>45888530
Mamono are like fruits that never spoil. They just keep getting sweeter until it's nothing but a sugary syrup.
For alraunes that's literal.

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>>45887525
Anon showing who's the man of the house here.

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>>45888555
Friendly reminder to train stamina and get swole so you can provide better struggle snuggles.

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I'm going to go to the ice kingdom and walk around in the freezing winter in just boxers in full view of the Yetis, Yuki-onnas and the Ice Queen to show off my incredible meditative state of imagining myself in a hot desert to completely nullify the freezing temperatures on my body.

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>>45888760
>>>/vg/
Go away, chink.

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I'm going to visit the high-rise bar of Harpies and ask if any of them prefers their eggs fertilized, before running away to the ledge and jumping off with my parachute to escape the now-alerted flock of furious feathers

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>>45882036
Seems like kind of a contrived story hook, all things considered.

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Get yourself a baphomet

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>>45888936
>getaway plan involves slowly floating away from harpies
Perch.

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how much to sleep on miss danuki?

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>>45889104
A hag would definitely pay you instead

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>Dark Elves collectively start calling their husbands or boyfriends "Neravar"

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>"Huuuh? So you like "hags" huh, onii-chaaan? Hehehehe, well, guess what? You're an IDIOT. That's right, a STUPID MORON! You've deluded yourself into thinking big breasts are good... when in reality, they're BAD. Let me guess, you must like paizuri, right? Well, here's a FACT for you, it doesn't actually feel good! That's right, it's actually very impractical and can't be pulled off well, and it can't be done raw either because then it will hurt so when you oil up the big nasty oppai and dick all you get is a slippery mess in which your dick keeps popping out so hag-san isn't able to keep pleasuring you. It's stupid! It can't be done right, so don't even try it! You'd cum much faster rubbing your penis against my flat, soft chest! Here's another fact, hags are bigger than you so that means you can't even experience the full tightness of her vagina, it'd be a hotdog in a hallway situation for you! In other words, you won't get off! However, if you were to use my cunny, I'd squeeze you until your balls were dry and every last drop came out! You see Onii-chan, my smaller size means I'm much tighter and I won't lose any tightness either. My butt is also bigger, so who cares about tits anyway? Butts are much better, much more attractive and you can sink your fingers into mine and they'll disappear! Plus! Plus! I can give you an assjob, and unlike yucky paizuri, you'll actually get off! So stop being an idiot who likes disgusting TUMORS and get real, onii-chan! My cunny is the only way to go! In fact, I'm mana marking you right now, so you'll have no choice but to marry me! And I'm never, EVER gonna use any magic to get big breasts or a hag body either. You'll learn to love my perfect loli form, onii-chan! You'll LEARN!"

How do you respond to her?

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>>45889104
Nothing but while you sleep she'll steal your breath away.

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I'm so very happy with this character

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>>45888394
>Slow paced tantric sex with a kejourou in the lotus position
I need it.

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>>45889143
I show her a pic of a wojak on my phone and tell her that's her.

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>>45889143
ToT cunny sex uoh

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I love foxes

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>>45889143
>Aren't you like 5000 years old
That'd shut her right up

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>>45889143
This is a better loli.

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>>45889054
Praise Marune!
>>45889143
would you like some ice cream?

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>>45889138
CUM NEREVAR, CUM. CUM IN ME.

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>>45889143
Agree to marry her.
Smile smugly at her when she looks like this the next day.

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>>45889143
>you're like a gorillion years old so I can dig it

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>>45889143
I ignore the shorty

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45889180
45889217
And here's Pablo with the daily shitposts

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>>45889220
how could anyone like the pedo bait when this exists

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>>45889143
Just break out the trusty "You must be this tall to ride" sign I stole from the carnival.
Also telling her that her horns do not count towards her total height