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ITT: We sum up a series in three words.

Tsukihime: Kohaku did it.

>> No.4587159

Tsukihime: overhyped mediocrity


oh look i only needed 2

>> No.4587158

>>4587149
Fate/Stay Night: Shirou Is Swords

>> No.4587162

This thread: You are afaggot.

>> No.4587163

Sengoku Rance: Rape is Love

>> No.4587167

Touhou: Reimu is emperor.

>> No.4587168

Umineko: Promises kill people.

>> No.4587161

The spoiler tag exists for a reason you know.

>> No.4587169

>>4587161
I think spoilers no longer count after more than five years.

>> No.4587170

>>4587162
Bravo.

>> No.4587177

Slayers: Lina loev Gourry

>> No.4587180

Touhou: Lesbians and Dickgirls

>> No.4587183

/jp/: waste of time

>> No.4587188
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Blazblue: Noel's life SUCKS.

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Umineko: Battler's a faggot.

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chu-bru

cute - erotic - pointless.

>> No.4587207

Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro:

blah blah blah

>> No.4587214

>>4587200
>>4587192
>>4587188
>>4587183
>>4587180
>>4587177
>>4587168
>>4587167
>>4587163
all are truths

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Sketchbook: Sew Desk Car

>> No.4587245

OP: is a fag.

>> No.4587291

>>4587245
NO FUN ALLOWED

>> No.4587296

Planetarian: CLANG CLANG CLANG
YMK: Yume Miru Kusuri.

>> No.4587300

>>4587162
You could've just used You're

>> No.4587311

LOGH: Germans in space

>> No.4587341
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KS: Revolutionized the genre

>> No.4587348

VN's:

Waste of Time.

>> No.4587396

>>4587341
KS: Attention Whoring Fags

>> No.4587392

Saya no Uta: Actually worth playing.

>> No.4587398

Fate/Stay Night: ...you lost me.

>> No.4587448

Touhou: gay shitty shit

>> No.4587495

>>4587162

Why not use a contraction and say "your a faggot"?

>> No.4587549

>>4587495

Behold, the lost art of subtle trolling.

>> No.4587560

Sengoku Race: Kill, Rape, MUSTACHE

>> No.4587570

Three words are too few. A sentence is better.

Sengoku Rance: Rapist tyrant upsets island politics
Super Robot Wars OGs: German robots massacre Jewish aliens
Tsukihime: Nouveau riche high school student goes insane, murders classmates.
Saya no Uta: Obsessive pedophile cannibalizes close friends.
Higurashi: People died, cicadas cried.
Umineko: People died, seagulls cried.
Fate/Stay Night: Seven lunatics raze town in pursuit of "magical artifact", blame their imaginary friends for destruction.
Kanon: Delusional man fails to keep his promises, commits bestiality, leaves childhood friend to die out in the cold.

>> No.4587590

>>4587570
tl;dr

>> No.4587594

>>4587570

>Super Robot Wars OGs: German robots massacre Jewish aliens

I think I missed something. Link?

>> No.4587605

>>4587570

>Kanon: Delusional man fails to keep his promises, commits bestiality, leaves childhood friend to die out in the cold.

The fuck?

I need to play this. Also, I laughed at the Hig/Umineko summaries.

>> No.4587637

>>4587594
German: Alteisen, Weissritter, Huckebeine, Gespenst, etc.
Jewish: http://srwog.velv.net/balmar.html

>> No.4587802

Toradora: tsundere defeats genki, fans irked
Lucky Star: Nothing happens, but still funny
Haruhi: 3 people think crazy chick is God, straight man complains
School Days: yandere end
GTO: Badass redeems a high school class, gets punished for it
Strike Witches: most laid-back fighting squad ever
DBZ: Hey look, the ultimate evil. Oh no, and even MORE ultimate evil!
Romeo X Juliet: Fuck you, Shakespeare!
Kanokon: large breast gags
Eiken: Giant breast gags
K-ON: Hey look, cute stuff.
Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight: Ridiculous title. Hey look, cute stuff.
Bleach: Author doesn't know what balance of power is, nor how to show character development
Read or Die: American President pisses pants, evil British defeated by paper.
Read or Die TV: American President pisses pants, evil British defeated by more paper
FMP: Mercenary falls in love with tsundere. All countries that are not Japan get pwnd by mecha.

>> No.4587897

>>4587802

It would have been more helpful if that were a list of visual novels instead of /a/nimes.

>> No.4587924

Fate/stay Night: Shitty shit shit

>> No.4587979

MuvLuv: Young man's life thrown into disarray due tentacle rape.

>> No.4587988

This thread: Complete donkey faggotry.

>> No.4587995

Your favourite series: not so good

>> No.4588023

ever 17: not woth money

>> No.4588059

>>4588023
You're wrong, should be:
Ever17: Sucks to infinity.

>> No.4588087

All I know about Ever17 is that it's about some slut who gets tossed into a washing machine

>> No.4588119

Ever17: not so good

>> No.4588159

Mushishi? More like MushiSHIT

>> No.4588176

Yume Miru Kusuri: ANTOINETTE ROUTE WHERE

>> No.4588197

>>4588176

Yeah, really. I want that more than a Sacchin route ;_;

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Kohaku is mai waifu.

>> No.4588862

>>4588843
I fucked you're waifu.

>> No.4588899

>>4588862
Who didn't?

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