DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #3747

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Previous thread:
>>45863391

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n5 reading challenge

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i would like to understand から more
から no imi wa, wakaru no ga fukaku natte ikitai desu yo

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This will sound retarded and I may get shit for it, but does anyone know where I can watch/download western shows/movies with Japanese dubs?
I'm curious to know how Japanese dubbing is handled for foreign media, but I'm having trouble finding a place for this kind of thing since they're not Nyaa.si or 1337X. Don't tell me they're only available in private groups?

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https://streamable.com/1l1om0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBohx23x0jw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StXBtY1-5rA
yosh immersion (heh) reps

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>>45871056
use a vpn and log in to netflix or other streaming service
Japanese dubbing is unusually high quality because they have a robust voiceover industry
However, the Japanese subtitles will almost never match because they are handled by different teams
good luck, fren

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm1a-DwLExU

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>>45870829
Replying to my own post
I found this video on a channel aimed at Chinese learners of Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuggbOJwNpc

Anyone here trying to learn two languages at once this way? I'd like to find a good channel for German learners of Japanese or Italian learners of Japanese, but not Japanese learners of Italian or German because you know they're gonna have shitty accents.

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私がさらわれてしまったせいで、この様な事になったのかも知れませんとすれば、休むわけには参りませんわ。

I get what she's saying but after in the dialogue they point out her grammar is being weird again. what's the issue here?
I think the second sentence is worded weirdly but it's just a guess

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>>45871174
>use a vpn
Any recommendations for free ones? I haven't used one for years, so I don't know which ones are still good
>and log in to netflix or other streaming service
While my family does have Netflix subscription, their catalog of shows are quite limited and doesn't have the things I'm looking for. Not to mention, Netflix doesn't allow you to take screenshots, and I'm not sure if every show there also have English subs to compare what the characters are saying in Japanese
I was hoping getting a torrent site as my answer
>However, the Japanese subtitles will almost never match because they are handled by different teams
Oh damn, that's gonna make things difficult, though I guess that means I get to learn more words of the same meanings.

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show jlpt results

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>>45871322
If you're a beginner or intermediate, you're far better off learning from native Japanese content, not dubs of western content.

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>>45871331
Passed N3 by the skin of my teeth. I can't believe it, I was sure it was going to be fail.

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https://youtu.be/9Glkv86Jnk0
thats a fat fucking ass man

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i wanna fat fucking ass man

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>>45870238
Previous thread
>>45870238 #3746
>>45863391 #3745
>>45856004 #3744
>>45847280 #3743
>>45837244 #3742
>>45825431 #3741

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https://youtu.be/4t7-CcOqNn0
imagine getting mogged by BOOMGEY

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>>45871355
You're right, I was just interested in watching some of my favorite shows/movies in a language I'm learning

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>>45871437
>mfw

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>>45871208
do it pussy

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you guys can check the recent jlpt results now

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grats on making n5 lil bro

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the number of jlpt results being posted is concerning
djt is out of control

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3 years 116/180
its over

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yup I passed

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i respect more an n5 132 than a n1 116

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C's get Certs right bros?

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what is a passing score?

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well yeah n5 is the highest level lol

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yh thats what im saying

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wanna cum over all this giant cute jap face

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feel like the jlpt passing grade is too generous

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yh if u can pass with 116 that test is a joke

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>>45871677
*169

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I know right pass grade is 100 and you still can't do it lil bro lmao

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１級の上は初段二段と増えていく

普通は十段まである

日本の常識

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just destroyed jordan peterson in the previous thread

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>>45871714
in your dreams

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i can literally walk in and get a manten

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get exactly 100 score at will

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Returning to anki after a long break. All these cards...punishment for my sin.
May I have greater discipline this time.

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gonna make anki cards for terms relating to insurance and finance in english because i keep forgetting what a premium is, the difference between copay and coinsurance, etc. despite reading about it several times now.

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stfu nerd

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保険医
idk why the school doctor is called this

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how did dorontabi get good at japanese?

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>>45871901
did you mean to write novels? because the epic stuff you described does not happen in vns (or lns)

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Why is it
>お金がほとんどありません
instead of
>お金がほとんどあります
to mean there's hardly any money.

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feel out
read more
meditate
you know the drill

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>i dont have hardly any
>i have hardly any

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im surviving my immersion but it feels a little annoying and painful, am i doing it right

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>>45871991
お金が(ほとんどあり)ません

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>>45872039
nice self own

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>>>45872039 (You)
>nice self own

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>>45872034
I'm definitely far less literate than you but I'm having fun. Are you spending most of your time looking up grammar and vocab?

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why did you reply to yourself

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>>45871056
the japanese dub of south park seasons 1-7 is really cool

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>>45872031
first is wrong

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>>45871991
Because the Japs love their negative form.
>why
Just because.

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can i wear this in japan without issue?

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From the reddit jlpt thread
>I’ve been living in Japan for eleven years, I’m 16. I took N2 and got 20/180.

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>>45871991
ほとんど has other meanings

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Can someone smart suggest me a way I can study/practice Japanese while riding my indoor bike?
Setup is kinda like pic. I have a TV and my phone is locked to the handlebar.

Time on the bike has been ramping up as I train for the season and it's kinda been pushing out Japanese practice.
I often watch anime while riding, but I'm not at a level where I can understand what's said without English subs. I tried it with Japanese subs but I'm not there either desu.

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>>45872136
ngmi

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>>45872165
Use eye control to move mouse and use that to grind anki

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How do you pronounce ん after an r?

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>>45872187
doesn't exist in japanese

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>>45872139
Does this apply to most other cases when speaking about having only a little? Not just quantity of things but like speed or size.

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>>45872187
i'm guessing you mean the reverse

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>>45872187
subscribe to dogen's patreon or you will never be able to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOexRt8BDDk

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>>45872204
Oh wait yeah I do lol
How do you pronounce r after an ん？

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>>45872215
I am broke :(
Also I watched that video a couple weeks ago and can sort of do it?? But I'm not sure it's right

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>>45870829
it's from (time, place, or person) and because
the end

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How do I study kanji? How thoughrougly should I learn each character?
Also, what should I focus on- being able to write it? Being able to read it in context? Words with said kanji?

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>>45872194
Yes. You will later study a shit load of grammar that use negative form to avoid stating something bad or undesirable too.

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>>45872255
follow the guides
anki with words, some will contain kanji

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got bored of my tulpa, so i got rid of it
making a new one now

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it's almost midnight and i haven't read my two chapters of japanese today. should i stay up late and read and be tired at work or not read and suck at japanese?

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its not real self-induced schizophrenia if you can throw it away its just a larp

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>>45871558
For some reason i always had this image of djt being an elite group of hyper fluent gaijins who had the secrets to learning this godforsaken arcane language, but seeing you guys almost fail the n3 is making me rethink my assumptions

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there have only been like 2 djters in thread history who knew jack shit
but a real djter would never take n3

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feels good when you just know jap and dont care about doing reps and shit

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yh me and moe

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no its ciaran and kanken guy

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who?

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ciaran and kanken guy

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who??

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dno read teh archive

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did anacreon ever do anything amazing with japanese?

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yeah, he wrote the most popular japanese philosophy treatise of the decade

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you all mean jamal and imouto.

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og is the only one on djt that ever learned japanese
proves that only women can learn

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no one on djt knows less japanese than og not even the ones that just passed n5

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ineptitude is always synonymous with multitude~

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the fact that og said something about imoutos japanese being wrong is the only proof you need to know that she doesnt know japanese

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is that some disney movie song

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someone post og critiquing "japanese" text

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Where are all the gay Japanese men at cause everyone in HelloTalk is a woman and I just want to queen out with some Okamas desu

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do your homework kid im not reading all her shitty babbling again

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if you know you know

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true true

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>>45870238
Current thread: #3746

Previous threads:
>>45863391 #3745
>>45856004 #3744
>>45847280 #3743
>>45837244 #3742
>>45825431 #3741

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backlink anon is better than iq anon but worse than raw meat anon

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personally i find them all abhorrent

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personally i find you all to be trash

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is there anyone grumpy anon likes

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yeah matt

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i wish matt could be my friend that i dont even have to pay money to talk to

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>>45871991
Because it’s a negative polarity item and by itself means almost/nearly. “I almost have no money.” If you pair it with ない, then it becomes hardly/barely.

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I miss the guy who would reply with encouraging posts

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>>45872834
We're all going to make it.

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>>45872571
>og said something about imoutos japanese being wrong
based maybe she’s better than I thought

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encouraging anon saved my life many times

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>>45872855
imouto is native tho

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thanks to the encouragement from various /djt/ anons, I took up amphetamines and changed my life.

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what ever happened to rattata anon

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>>45872864
lmao who told you that?

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>>45872864
>doubt

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no one
if you know jap you know shes native

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>>45871654
cumming on faces is something you do every few months the rest of the time you do creampies

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whats with everyone larping about being better than imoto lmfao

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>only ganshas once every few months
low t unless shes ugly oh wait its unko

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>>45872915
>if you know japanese you know what I’m talking about

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>gansha
mined

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>>45872919
his japanese is ass lil bro

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dont lil bro me oniichan

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what’s with the imoto defense force? i remember it used to be a thread pastime to shit on him

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5 years ago we all respected our imoto as any oniichan should

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>>45872969
I don’t know. Might just be imoto defending himself for all we know lol

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dunno what you talking about but imouto is one of the ogs and i respect her more than any of you faggots

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>>45872981
he’s got mental problems so i wouldn’t put it past him lmao

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gettin real tired of newfags doing revisionist oldfag larp

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>>45872980
>>45872983
>>45872991
No one gives a shit about your little sister larp. As far as I’m aware, there’s only one OG.

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go away og

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>>45873000
based
trips of truth

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>samefagging

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>>45873011
lmao seething samefag imoto poster

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>>45873011
Isn’t that what you’re doing?

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>no u

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>>45873000
Checked. og is the real winner of the thread. Anons still seethe at her ability to ponder the blueness of the room

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god i miss og i hope shes lonely

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the real irony of all of this is how og knew nihongo, but imouto don’t know nihongo like she knows nihongo though

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>>45872929
its clearly higher t to cum inside tho

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variety is high t

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>>45873047
you sound like a bitch tho

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whats ur problem lmfao

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>>45873050
>t. imoto cuck

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damn this thread is schizoing off right now

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>>45873060
The only schizo is the guy that pretends to be a little girl on the Donald J Trump

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yeah but is he a native schizo or not

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damn og still got some simps here huh

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>>45873074
Considering he’s here, I’m gonna say no.

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For my n5 homies out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdmYsZnYXRI

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all kinds of japanese schizos show up on 4chan what ever happened to the one that loved chino

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>>45873077
some of the people here literally never talk to women and then suddenly one shows up and starts posting her feet
thats gonna leave a mark

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i always simp for my old girl

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og was at least one djters genuine first traumatic experience with women and that makes me happy to know

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my dick left a mark in your mom

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>>45873106
How so?

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just a gut feeling

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what youre feeling is my foot up your ass

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ntr is only hot if its mom ntr

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any >125iq nihonjin on youtube analyzing vinnies or at least anime?

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>>45873117
She’s only given joy to us though. She’s never done anything that could warrant trauma

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or shota ntr

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when she got mad she started calling people pajeets left and right

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get mad, lose 20iq

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>>45873132
Oh no I’m going insaaaane

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being called a pajeet is at least a little traumatic you have to admit

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lol ngl that was funny

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only if you're an unironic unkohada

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>>45872165
anki and then some controller on the handles. i tried picrel on elliptical and it's possible but slightly annoying. so i rather do anki in peace when i can concentrate, and just watch 1-2 episodes of whatever when doing exercises

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mangos that are slightly above yotsuba in terms of difficulty but not yet teen or ya level ?

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lil bro bound a button to sync while on the elliptical

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aku no hana

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fansdake no hana

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I should be reviewing yesterday's new grammar chapters but I want to immerse right now, it's more fun.

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i 100% look down on guys that use apple products

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you aint looking down on no one poorfag

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imagine having a non-jailbroken device lmfao

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>>45873220
they cost more but are worse
id much rather have a mid range android than an iphone and the price is just one of the reasons
i could easily afford apple shit btw

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it's best to sit back and relax when doing anki

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>>45873247
>i could easily afford apple shit btw
yeah suuuure lol

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cant believe retards think something thats only $1k is a status symbol now lmfao now thats a poorfag

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>>45873316
bro i dont pay for rent or groceries or anything because my gf is a rich シュガーママン

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When should I start learning pitch accent? I'm practically at level 0, last time I tried learning was 2 years ago and I forgot all of it.

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>>45873106
why does your djt bros being traumatised make you happy

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i only use the iphone 13 mini because is the only modern phone with a reasonable size

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its a rite of passage

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>>45873435
lil bro....

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bought a big phone once couldnt type with one hand what a bad idea

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>>45873451
lol

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are there any places that upload magazine torrents or places to read them online cheaply? stuff like Famitsu and Young Animal

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afaik all the manga dumpers are using telegram because opsec is dead

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>>45873481
Don't think these guys do scans of modern stuff but if u just wanna read them primarily for practice.

https://twitter.com/JapaneseMagScan

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>>45873370
まいにち１席

落語を聞いてください

すぐできるようになります

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>>45873581
i was more looking for up to date stuff yea but some of those older scans are interesting too thanks

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>>45873593
where do I find quality rakugo to listen to

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hold up natives dont know what bitch accent

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is

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yo momma don’t know what a bitch accent is but she got it

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why isnt it 面白いな人

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finna start usin ina adjectives

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im fucking retarded lol, in my defence i just woke up

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i do greatly prefer saying 大きなN instead of 大きいN most of the time. just rolls of the tongue more smoothly.

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*f

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thats probably why ookina exists in the first place

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you ever just think to yourself dame

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>>45872886
heart attack

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>>45872886
probably forgot he was learning japanese or got bored or became mlen

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who the FUCK is mlen

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>>45874396
a vtuber spamming faggot with access to unlimited ips and spam reported posts

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>むしろ私よりも,もっとあどけなく見えた気もしないでもない
Where did the く come from in あどけなく(あどけない)?

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>>45874455
big if true

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>>45874453
do not search あどけない on sadpanda

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>>45874455

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>>45874514

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>elderly feet

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>translating t. to ちな
fumu fumu

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>>45871313
no one? none of you faggots actually know japanese and can't point out the issue?

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correct

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Where do the cool Japanese people even hang out? I checked out 2chan and 5ch and they're like 40% incoherent schizoposts/infodumps and 50% boring one-liners.

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they hang out in osaka

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no one who uses kansaiben is cool

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>>45873106
still feel bad for 4bro, that breakup was ugly for him

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coulda had an epic 1000+ reply thread

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>定員割れが叫ばれてるこのご時勢ではあるものの、人口に占める子供の割合が少ないこの地域には入る余地のある学校があまりなく、ようやく見つけたこの学校にどうにか編入することができた。
Is it saying they found a school that had a low student to teacher ratio?

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>>45874455
wish she'd show her dick as well

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i think that sentence isnt japanese

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>>45872867
hey i was one of those but i can't afford any meds so my life is still destroyed

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>>45873168
Read what interests you. Google lens is your friend.

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What's good reading material for a beginner?

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yotubato

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if your eps album art has 2d girls kissing ill prob click it

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>>45875120
white album

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>>45875120
くまクマ熊ベア or 娘じゃなくて私が好きなの

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あっそ sounds like asshole

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how come sometimes yomi chan just clicks a clicking sound when I'm trying to hear what the word sounds like

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thats a mystery for 90+iq

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It does that when there's no recorded sound for the word

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not even a "the audio for this clip is currently not available"

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if you mean audio that would be fucking annoying
if you mean text that would take up so much space in the ui

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gonna start looping camel by camel off vocal every time i go to pixiv as an experiment

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the instrumental has vocals wtf

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>>45875243
why did they get the most jewish guy ever to say that

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another monumental l for gomichan users

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its funny cuz i just learned the word for trash

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its funny cuz this is the daily gomibako

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just read 出来 as でき

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yosh
dekta

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ganbarzo

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>5 years in
>still can't read without a dictionary
bros, when is the pain going to end?

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WAYLJ?

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when you know about 30k words

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it's not dekita it's dektah

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gomi is like N3years old

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>>45873370
Just watch dogens series, he's an expert on pitch accent

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dogen is a sadist who focused on pitch accent over proficiency and powered thru with autism

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you mixed up s and m

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madist

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dogen saw a way to make money off weebs that dont know better and he cornered that market
mad respect

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im not a madist im a sassochist

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dogen said to spend 2 years only studying phonetics and nothing else, is that good advice

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dogen also said to watch tokyo sonata dozens of times in a couple of weeks

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its only going to take you 18 years to learn Jap, might as well make it 20

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matt and dogen are so based

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damn comparing dogen to matt is low

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just realized 2006 is when anime died with haruhi taking over akihabara

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akihabara was already dead

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2006 era was based and had some of the best anime

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anime died when gaijin 4koma fell out of fashion

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bravern is resurrecting anime
new golden age is here

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https://vocaroo.com/1G2FaW7YypMq

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immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dem5jSsX7GE

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kson getting too fat that rgg money getting to her

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miss me w that keyslop

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yeah i wouldnt open any of those boxed either lmfao

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new goatis kino

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was about to check out solo leveling and accidentally found out its not japanese

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was in japanese when i watched the episodes

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diarrhea chugging problem

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stats and rpg mechanics in isekai should be considered a war crime

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So, what's the consensus? FSRS or default anki?

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retail supermemo

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>>45876607
good thing its not an isekai

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2-way portals is still isekai

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learning japanese in another world

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what good is japanese with no one making japanese media

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>>45875988
same and i know like 1k words

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thats almost 1 word a day insane pace

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>>45876840
oh and by "know" i meant recognition upon seeing them. i can randomly conjure up like 5 words at most so i wouldn't be able to speak at all.

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my insane pace

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rolling time:
>evens: write each 1st grade kanji 3 times
>odds: draw porn
>trips: go outside

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>>45876908
>even
fuck

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i will never leave my room

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50 fuckin times

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never left my room
never will
simple as

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if i play a vn with japanese audio and english subtitles, am i just whitenoising or does it help?

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whitenoising

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gonna need jamals input on this

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anon jamal has been dead for 3 years you have to let go

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gonna need ciaran's mal or some other social media where i can DM him for coding tips

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>coding tips
just ask gpt

[Anonymous No.]

AI fucking sucks right now and it's gonna be another 20 years or maybe even 30 before it reaches the level of wisdom that ciaran has

[Anonymous No.]

kanji written

time to do other things

[Anonymous No.]

AI is not going to replace any existing programmers, but it discourages new people from learning how to program and that will lead into a spiral trend in which there were will be fewer programmers until there's no choice but to make AI replace humans

[Anonymous No.]

>gpt
俺のあらわにした殺意に満ちた面構えを見るだけでも、それについては俺はどう思うかという意見を察知できるはずだ。

[Anonymous No.]

ai is going to wreak absolute havoc because there are billions of dollars going into throwing hundreds of programmers at giant balls of yarn instead of keeping things organized and sane and limited in scope and ai assistance will enable people to roll the ball of yarn in shit to make a bigger katamari at an unprecedented pace

[Anonymous No.]

rolling time:
>evens: program an AI waifu
>odds: draw porn
>trips: go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877096
or it will inspire a new generation or programmers who find it easier to learn how to program using AI as an assistant
>>45877130

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877130
>even
so be it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877096
and i need to get into coding RIGHT NOW before that happens.

but i can only do it with ciaran occasionally dropping nuggets of wisdom and maybe some motivational words.

[Anonymous No.]

rolling time:
>evens: shoot self in the mouth with .38 special
>odds: shoot self in the mouth with .38 special
>odds: shoot self in the mouth with .38 special

[Anonymous No.]

we're all programming AI waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877144
>only has to shoot once
unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877145
I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877153
you replied you have to do it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877130
>>45877144
rolling

[Anonymous No.]

any good apps for conjugation drilling

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, so luckily I already have a basic framework available, thanks to my previous project of automating that one Sakura Mario video.

All I really need to do for now is make her more dynamic.

>>45877162
Did you think I was joking?

[Anonymous No.]

i assume anyone making an ai is joking because to me it's like magic

[Anonymous No.]

its like if magic consumed dollars instead of mp

[Anonymous No.]

well sort of. it consumes electricity, and electricity consumes dollars

[Anonymous No.]

the big stuff consumes a lot of dollars

[Anonymous No.]

上
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1My5sitlG4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877243
dril my foot in your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877364
japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/hjytfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45876978
it depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877364
hyperbolic bullshit, here's the real reason: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0265407518761225

[Anonymous No.]

>>45876145
yes

[Anonymous No.]

ain't nobody got time for that
駒の足掻き

[Anonymous No.]

gonna make you feel this out by immersing it in your ass *unzips*

[Anonymous No.]

dont want friends only want wife

[Anonymous No.]

no respectable woman is marrying a friendless man

[Anonymous No.]

friends don't rly exist anyway

[Anonymous No.]

dont want a respectable woman want a beautiful codependence

[Anonymous No.]

jamal is my friend

[Anonymous No.]

acquaintances? yes

[Anonymous No.]

muh'quaintances *tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.]

i consumed like 2000 calories in the last 2 hours and now i feel like dying

[Anonymous No.]

what did you have?

[Anonymous No.]

えへん = ahem
japanese is actually ez

[Anonymous No.]

lasagna, porridge, milk, soda and chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/gaqauy

[Anonymous No.]

that's a terrible cocktail
you might just die for real

[Anonymous No.]

new business idea: write a japanese learning book for beginners. i dont need to actually be fluent for this, i just need to know the beginner concepts

[Anonymous No.]

how do you even consume 2000 calories of that mix id throw up at like 1200

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877569
If someone actually made something that mogs Genki I would absolutely give you money and buy your book

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877604
what's your native langauge?

[Anonymous No.]

What is jijijiji supposed to mean when it's in a speech bubble like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877615
Technically it's Polish, but I left that country when I was like 3 years old so in practice really it's Dutch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877627
can't help you then.

[Anonymous No.]

genki for europeans

[Anonymous No.]

genki in the queens english

[Anonymous No.]

having a hard time imagining a brit learning japanese

[Anonymous No.]

english is a european language

[Anonymous No.]

its an american language now

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how they're still making new tate no yuusha seasons

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how they're still making "anime"

[Anonymous No.]

making cuz ppl be watching

[Anonymous No.]

of course they will keep making it. there is too much money in BIG ANIME for them to ever stop

[Anonymous No.]

anime is japan's only noteworthy export

[Anonymous No.]

vidya too

[Anonymous No.]

Does tourism count as an export?

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

i wouldn't say it's japan's only noteworthy export, but it is the only thing that can't easily be replaced.
japan's automobile industry isn't that special, you could buy a german car and have the same quality.
but anime can't be replaced by western cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

going to make a japanese starter course exclusively for niggers
ill call it nihongo for niggers

[Anonymous No.]

japanese from negative infinity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877534
that's so easy for me. except make it 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

djt... always gotta one up each other
even when it's about being a lardass

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this SFX kana supposed to be I am losing my goddamn mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877847
looks like ti with dakuten

[Anonymous No.]

what's ti?

[Anonymous No.]

djt in 2024 is bleak boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877818
cars aren't made to have quality nowadays have you been in a new car lmao
they last their warranty period then you turn it in and buy the newest autoslop and all makes look the and feel the same

[Anonymous No.]

wotd
円頂閣

[Anonymous No.]

do yall even drive lol

[Anonymous No.]

drive this dick up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

i drive

[Anonymous No.]

this dick

[Anonymous No.]

up yours

[Anonymous No.]

heaven frowns on meanie-heads

[Anonymous No.]

need JS wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877974
sweetie in here we say 罰は目の前

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the the full immersion guide for VR. I got VR for christmas, might as well use it for full immersion talking to my japanese wife!!

[Anonymous No.]

need a C wife

[Anonymous No.]

need 生肉 wife

[Anonymous No.]

need a 幼稚 daughterwife

[Anonymous No.]

i dont believe in the institution of marriage but i wouldnt mind a jk girlfriend (legal in my jurisdiction)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877569
that would be a good business idea if mentions in djt guides were the currency instead of us dollars. but as it stands your book would earn jack shit while non-learning material like genki and mobile apps would be the only things earning jack shit.
the starting point to any business idea should be that the non-learning market absolutely dwarfs the learning market.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you favorite animes?

[Anonymous No.]

the ones with 少女

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877868
>he doesn't know about itiban tuyoi gaizin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877931
no that was the point of the california driving test cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878022
yeah me neither, but wouldnt mind a js girlfriend (illegal in my jurisdiction)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45873796
Why you think all adjectives end in な?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the first kanji that you think of when you see this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45874453
it’s the adverbial form of あどけない

[Anonymous No.]

does 稀 appear more as 稀 or as まれ?

[Anonymous No.]

the less females depictions an anime has the better it is

[Anonymous No.]

子供彼女

[Anonymous No.]

JKs are also alright in my cunt but the US cultural influence is so strong that I believed until my 30s that it was 18

[Anonymous No.]

as for my country, it's jcs

[Anonymous No.]

it's 14 where i live, has been since 1800s
would be a real shame if they raised it due to アメリカ influence

[Anonymous No.]

Man how the fuck did I learn english. I don't know even know what an adverbial is.

[Anonymous No.]

never cared about grammar
never will

[Anonymous No.]

looks like a 精虫 ngl

[Anonymous No.]

its like an adjective that you use on a verb
like "he is slowly moving" the ly is the adverb

[Anonymous No.]

not sure if self own or 140iq moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878166
腫れぼったい

[Anonymous No.]

if (isJamal)
return SelfOwn(true)
else
return SelfOwn(false)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878166
臭い飯

[Anonymous No.]

why are they writing kanji with circles? how am i supposed to read this?

[Anonymous No.]

i dont feel like dying anymore

[Anonymous No.]

probably korean immigrants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878220
おめでとう

[Anonymous No.]

is gunma cheap?

[Anonymous No.]

their dialect sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878219
sexooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBixoRp2PGU#t=5

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878169
https://jpdb.io/search?q=稀
bro you picked a crazy equal frequency share word

[Anonymous No.]

based

[Anonymous No.]

bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878250
i didn't realize jpdb had this feature. thanks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Although I have only started "studying" Japanese around 20 Days ago, I had wanted to learn the language for a while, and was fortunate to have already acquired Katakana and Hiragana through "osmosis". Thus, leveraging this benefit and realizing the unavoidable challenge ahead of me, I decided to download Anki and jump straight into the Kanji. Since I currently have at least 7 Hours of Free Time that I can commit to Japanese, I figured that learning Japanese would be as simple as pressing Buttons in Anki for 7 Hours a Day until I "clocked" in the 2200+ required hours to become fluent in the language...

But I was wrong. I was so, very wrong.

Firstly, every Kanji seemingly has an unlimited number of different readings, and each reading has its own manifold of definitions. I know that words aren't supposed to be learned in their totality like this, however Dictionaries alone have not been very good indicators of what readings/definitions are the most common, and while some words do have example sentences: Since I am basically at N-Nothing right now (Even if there was an N7, I would not make the cut), I obviously cannot profit from them.

Even still, I managed to create and nearly memorize close to 300 Kanji since I began, however, despite having spent the majority of my time inside of Anki, I still occasionally find myself forgetting some readings

Nonetheless, I was still managing to trudge along, and figured that since Anki Fatigue was beginning to manifest, that it would be a good time to stop adding Kanji Cards and focus on building my Grammar, Vocab, and Pitch Accent skills...

Pitch Accent...

I already knew that Japanese Words did not utilize stress like with English, however I was told that the pronunciation is always flat. Despite this, I was beginning to notice that the Audio Entries in the Dictionary didn't sound particularly monotonous, and had heard murmurings about how some Native Japanese would become confused when a foreign speaker used the wrong pitch, so I decided to download a Pitch Accent resource...

Each word has its own Accent, and they aren't always predictable... Sometimes, even the same exact word can "switch" the way its supposed to be pronounced depending on what follows (e.g. According to one Dictionary, "論" seemingly follows 頭高型, but "論文" is listed as having an upward pitch starting from ん, despite using the same Kanji).

I apologize if this post comes across as pretentious, since I've only been studying for a short while, but all of these factors together are very overwhelming. Despite dilligently studying all of those Kanji for over 2 Weeks, I feel as though all of my "progress"(?) up to this point has been meaningless, since I was not even pronouncing any of them correctly.

I do not want to quit, but I do want to cry; Despite my young age, I fear that my body would sooner return to dust before I even reach N5.

Bonus: I tried constructing a sentence, is it grammatically correct, and how can I improve it? 日本語を大好きけど漢字が楽しい無いと思う

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878169
まれ's generally more common than its kanji spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878293
i read the manga for that, it was okay-ish but ultimately forgettable

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878294
108 in case anyone wonders

[Anonymous No.]

i never do... in case you're wondering

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878195
thanks. this is so much clearer than all the links google was spitting back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878332
i'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878219
this misty looks funny, cut enand funny

[Anonymous No.]

you die

[Anonymous No.]

yosh, acquired 水 through osmosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878219
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878294
this guy would be ultra fluent if he was reading Yotsubato for 7 hours a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878294
The saddest part of this dekinai rant is that the reddit comments recommend wankikani to him. It feels like watching a livestream of a drowning person where people are spraying water at him.

[Anonymous No.]

yoo the osmosis meta is back?

[Anonymous No.]

mining from vn and doing 2k has been fun

[Anonymous No.]

warmed up some raw meat in the microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877975
javascript? yea it'd be cool if she taught it to me since ciaran won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878405
low iq people can't make it far anyway
they are not even first language in their native language

[Anonymous No.]

mining isn't knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878378
healthyman

[Anonymous No.]

baaaaaaasased

[Anonymous No.]

how long have you been learning japanese? pic related is me

[Anonymous No.]

The first time I gave up was in 2017

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878444
when was the last time you gave up?

[Anonymous No.]

picked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878459
some time in 2022

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878436
show us what 7 years of learning japanese sounds like
https://vocaroo.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878484
https://vocaroo.com/1hFG7hsacLh5

[Anonymous No.]

>2017 was 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878498
>no japanese
figured as much

[Anonymous No.]

trump was still president back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878499
I try not to think about how many things I could be decent at by now if I never gave up back then.
Someday 2024 will be 7 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

truly, we were always skibidi ohio

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878512
You won't live that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>45871313
>>45874722
The whole thing is overly verbose and unnaturally complex. If you've ever seen Teen Titans, she sounds a lot like Starfire in the show.
It's kind of like if said, "If this might have come about due to my having been kidnapped, then it is impermissible for me to rest."

[Anonymous No.]

if i start learning chinese today then 7 years from now i might have a trad chinese wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878524
they're soulless though

[Anonymous No.]

1990 was 50 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

china seems like a good country desu
degeneracy is banned, niggers are banned, everything is cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878452

[Anonymous No.]

gettin ol bros
cant cum like 7 times a day anymore
what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878535
https://rdrama.net/videos/17057121259886034.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878549
raw meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878552
ahh i love cloudflare, it slows websites down so much it feels like having 1990s internet

[Anonymous No.]

i cum like 10 times to loli doujinsi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878552
south africans arent niggers they are typically much more educated and speak much better english
also china has a strong foothold in africa so it would make sense they let some of them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878549
MUM-###

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878570
>china has a strong foothold in africa so it would make sense they let some of them in
i dont see the logic here
china is building infrastructure in africa so the africans can have a better life in africa, not so they can all come to china.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878552
wtf is that simple to acquired a wife in china?
thats im learning chinese and traveling there to sell myself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878567
favorite titles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878585
i only one ugly gorilla ahh mf in that vid amongst all the chinese desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878598
thats how it starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45877847
ぞ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878602
yeah but the chinese will never go woke and make exceptions because of race
for the gorilla people to survive there they will have to function at a high enough level which will be restricted to the few

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45874913
no, just that they finally found a school that accepted them, despite there being very little room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878590
here you go fbi-san:
(C100) [創攻線 (ぴざぬこ)] 妹と催眠アプリは使いよう
(C99) [The Dungeon In Yarn (与根金次)] わたしがPVに出るようになってお金がいっぱい稼げてお父さんもお母さんも嬉しそう本当にやってよかったです
[red miso soup (赤だし)] 夏に帰るのは姪(キミ)のため
[Akari Blast! (リーフィ)] どこにでもある様な君と僕の、どこにもない純愛のカタチ
[ネクサス工房 (在誠舞あゆか+)] 剣道が強いだけでは大人には敵いません

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this language is impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878670
It basically is if you're an English speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

its impossible if your verbal iq is below 120

[Anonymous No.]

my verbal iq is probably 60

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878670
it basically is if you're not an english speaker

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/BrunoMars/status/1749253997624697257

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878703
kek esls btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878526
you can infuse them with soul by means of creampie

[Anonymous No.]

right, when does the soul develop anyway? does sperm have a soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878704
thanks for the hiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878704
ok but how big is his anki deck

[Anonymous No.]

dont really understand why they call it creampie when its more like a dick sneeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878704
holo sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

who is they

[Anonymous No.]

dunno the people that coined and use the phrase i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878734
is that bruno mars? he doesnt look like a famous person at all, he literally looks like a weirdo that i'd want to avoid if i saw him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878734
Faggot Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878588
today's reps
>重要 (zhòng yào) - important
>小时 (小時; xiǎo shí) - hour
>早 (zǎo) - early, morning
>穿 (chuān) - to wear, to pierce
>放 (fàng) - to put, to release

[Anonymous No.]

xiaovin is that you buddy

[Anonymous No.]

someone post a good core mandarin deck with audio + images + sentences + >6k words plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878549
stop exercising
eat natural food like raw animal organs and actual blood
have a family with 10 children

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna have 10 hapa children

[Anonymous No.]

have there been an good horror movies in the past couple of years? i'm in the mood for a horror movie

[Anonymous No.]

turn off your monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878885
cool enjoy the fact you're creating suffering

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain what the でした in すみませんでした is supposed to be? It looks like past tense, but I'm seeing it getting used for something that happened just a moment ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878885
are you dutch or mongolian?

[Anonymous No.]

ideally you'd have 10 children with your sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878927
>just a moment ago.
so in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878927
Past tense of です, lil bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878919
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878931
So is すみません only used for things you'll be doing in the future? Or is this one of those things that nobody actually gives a fuck about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878927
>It looks like past tense, but I'm seeing it getting used for something that happened just a moment ago.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/cqjck0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878925
>implying that hapas will still suffer in the 2040s when my children will be adults
its a new world, old man. turn on your heart monitor

[Anonymous No.]

that kid sounds 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dtME-waBo
so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878964
i can't understand this shit except i think he said the word sleep

[Anonymous No.]

why do jap school children have to wear a suit and tie as a school uniform? here in the west only rich businessmen wear suits and ties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878844
https://drive.google.com/open?id=123pXHfElVObijk_6YUwmzMtaqAb9kWmM
sorry it's only 5k cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878974
beware readers this is your future

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878957
Well, you should know that すみません is the polite, non-past way of saying literally "(the matter/trouble) isn't settled," which is their way of expressing remorse. By making it past tense, all you're saying now is that "the matter wasn't settled." Either works for expressing an apology, but the nuance changes to be on a past event, even if it's just happened.

[Anonymous No.]

魔術の魔術による魔術のための魔術組織

they're messing with me

[Anonymous No.]

only djt can make saying sorry this complicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879010
japanese sure do love repeating the same word over and over

[Anonymous No.]

sasuga uppertards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879008
Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879024
np

[Anonymous No.]

has there ever been a time in history where a japanese person has ate something and their response was not either "oishii" or "umai"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879024
also know that they use it in situations where we say thanks and it's often translated as that. they apologize for making others do stuff for them and being a nuisance.

[Anonymous No.]

there's also mazui and nigga and amai

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879028
yeah, any time they're not on tv

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879028
ye every time they swallow my ザーメン

[Anonymous No.]

i bet akira doesnt say "oishii" or "umai"

[Anonymous No.]

i say まいう

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879037
were talking about things that have actually happened

[Anonymous No.]

crazy it's been several days since someone has mentioned gambina

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879046
i really don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879046

[Anonymous No.]

slut

[Anonymous No.]

ごめんなさい
ごめん
すみません
悪いな
申し訳ない
失礼します
許しください
お詫び申し上げます
後悔しております
ご迷惑をおかけしてすみません
失礼しました
勘弁してください

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879045
you caught me they love it actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879055
ソーリー

[Anonymous No.]

why is the /int/ djt thread so dead

[Anonymous No.]

they all made it what are they still gonna talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879064
Because they all thought squawking broken Japanese at each other was going to make them fluent. We, however, know that only through immersion and 10+ hours of dedicated shitposting can you reach the highest level of jouzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879046
he fell off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878983
xie xie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45878983
hao... hao.....

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kyabetsuhuman/status/1749409239041450011
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

uh do you even fact check these things lil bro? >>45869997

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879055
now do all the thank yous you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879055
さーせん

[Anonymous No.]

あざまる水産!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879070
very true

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879104
whenever i see this i just think casual sorry word

[Anonymous No.]

is there a phenomenon such as this in japan as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879139
yes its called 老害

[Anonymous No.]

was 秋刀魚の味 sponsored by alcohol industry? i've never seen a movie where people drink as much before in my life. they booze in almost every scene it's crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879139
crazy how our country's been operating for 128 years without anyone wanting to work
>>45879151
ageist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879160
>our
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879172
eww filthy euro detected

[Anonymous No.]

please, whoever writes those articles, please do even a tiny bit of introspection

even the most stupid of idiots inherently understands that work is painful

[Anonymous No.]

its the classic wagie cope. if you have a job, you get mad at the ones who dont have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879175
whats wrong with europe

[Anonymous No.]

>kids these days
>they don't understand the value of shoving your face into a belt grinder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879139
sounds good on paper but in reality the slave mentality among newer generations is even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879186
the getting raped by somalis and pakis on top of seething about america 24/7
it's very tiring to read if you live in freedom land though most americans won't say anything outloud about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879200
lets get jamals take on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879200
not seething just said im not american and i think its dumb af to act like there are only americans here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879210
believe me, euro, i know americans aren't the only ones on here. it hurts me every day to think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879091
yes i'm the fresh jap pussy

[Anonymous No.]

why are you crying

[Anonymous No.]

eating an egg and sausage sandwich with chocolate icecream on the side

[Anonymous No.]

you guys ready to take your japanese to the Next Level™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maL1PDVsGpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ueXfrASltM

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/19d5c9w/ありがとうございます_vs_ありがとうございました/
this is gpt isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

feels hella good when you go months without reading and then u pick up a random ln and effortlessly read everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879257
The "in summary" part kind of gives it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879265
this u?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewVqZGpwQA&t=256s

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879210
americans don't have object permanence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879272
that kids bed in the background really is the icing on the cake. my god that's funny

[Anonymous No.]

im person who doesnt understand japanese

[Anonymous No.]

garyben looks like anything but a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879272
yes. ore sugoi daro

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879287

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879100
拝謝申し上げます
ありがとう
おつかれさまです

[Anonymous No.]

dame he's so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879314
ok swag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879314
chad energy

[Anonymous No.]

future movie star

[Anonymous No.]

this is why im crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879314
when i imagine him as a carpenter or electrician i perceive him as being more attractive. he should do that instead of whatever this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879314
dame

[Anonymous No.]

rolling time:
>even: grind some more
>odd: draw porn
>trips: log off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879361
>odd
alrighty then

[Anonymous No.]

haven't finished deleting all superfluous bookmarks and closing all superfluous tabs sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879315
not good enough
これは恐縮の至りです。
あなたのご親切痛み入ります。
御好意を深く感謝致します。

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879315
also i think 拝謝 might be rather oudated sounding. not sure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879400
who would win in a fist fight between the two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879400
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

i bett matt was popular at high school

[Anonymous No.]

the MIA崩壊 arc will never be topped

[Anonymous No.]

rolling time:
>even: fap to loli
>odd: fap to loli
>trips: fap to loli

[Anonymous No.]

rolling time:
>any number: you're a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879299
just mined 下痢便

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879405
if the location is a grass field and it's a spur of the moment thing then yoga.

if matt has prep time then matt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879405
if you're allowed to bring your dads, then matt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879430
interesting
sort of a batman vs. superman situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879437
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879436
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879426
rofl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879400
if matto uses his domain expansion itiban tuyoi gaijin he might cause yoga a little bit of trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879426
mine this
お通じ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879436
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

my dads are stronger than your dad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i don't care about ryou regardless of her situation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

breo

[Anonymous No.]

would that work

[Anonymous No.]

dame i love eating mcpussy

[Anonymous No.]

any kanji for that feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

guess they really did figure out that big mac sauce recipe

[Anonymous No.]

i only care about kitas flat breast

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879489
the smile on the menu is free

[Anonymous No.]

i've seen that same image years ago but this one looks like ai slop weird

[Anonymous No.]

紫 can mean 醤油? wha-?

[Anonymous No.]

i like burgers but i still feel hungry after one so i usually go for pizzas

[Anonymous No.]

when i was a pre-beginner, i thought "sensei" was spelled with "ei" at the end so that americans know to pronounced it with an é sound rather than pronouncing it like the english word "sense"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879543
dogen made a joke about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879436
actually made me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

it is pretty weird how english speakers will sometimes see "ei" and pronounce it like "ai"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879545
really? do you have a link for the video or tweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879560
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879558
like eigenvalue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879564
thats german not japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879558
thats a german thing though, every ei in german is ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879564
thats not english doe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879558
germans will do that every time

>>45879564
fuck you that's not a wor-
looks it up... oh
well makes sense so because that's german and in german ei = ai always

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879572
yes, and english speakers don't pronounce sensei as sense-eye, so idk what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

taking bout eggs brother

[Anonymous No.]

it makes sense cuz eigen = to do with I or ai

[Anonymous No.]

does the 刺身 on a 女体盛り absorb the sweat of the girl? does it taste slightly salty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879605
i'm going to eigen-handedly shove my foot up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

this is the japanese thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879622
go ahead then
お手並み拝見
vocaroo.com

[Anonymous No.]

all languages are ez when you can see the connections

[Anonymous No.]

coulda had a super epic reply limit thread

[Anonymous No.]

i can speak to you in japanese right now do you want me to
i havent immersed for this week so i wont sound as good as usual but sure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879669
did he just break in lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879615
i once ate whipped cream off a jukujo manko and it honestly didnt taste good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879668
does it even work like that lol. i sometimes hear weight lifters say the same shit. "i havent lifted in like 3 days, my lifts are ass now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879669
holy shit its mattvsjapan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879672
bro had no choice :skull:

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879669
>>45879050
uncanny resemblance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879668
https://vocaroo.com/1cs2z9xl9Z3i

[Anonymous No.]

page 7 yosh time for a new thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879629
https://vocaroo.com/1iZfHglDyMPk

[Anonymous No.]

how do i force myself to start liking vtubers so i can get listening practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879786
i don't think that's possible, try anime

[Anonymous No.]

dame

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879746
yosi

[Anonymous No.]

i think the population has approached a soft cap or something cause aren't all countries suffering from a population hemorrhage rn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879802
we live in a golden age for fucking older 剰女s

[Anonymous No.]

developing a paranoia that any kanji-only word i see could possibly be chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879839
nigeria pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879669
the ghost family mob defended in season 2 episode 3 of mob psycho 100????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879863
>it hasn't hit him yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879802
fuck only 500 million in 2100 what will they do!!!!

meanwhile irreversibly billions of blacks and arabs in the US and western europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879839
developed ones do because:
>birth control
>women's "liberation" making them engage in competitive status-seeking behaviors e.g. in schooling and work makes them put off having children (you want to have a high status to attract as high status as possible mate)
>having kids is kinda laborious tedious and boring and it's more fun and stress free to come home and play the ps5 with your bros or post about offtopic stuff in /djt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879932

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/sOVfH_IzyuM
whats special about this I can't do at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879961
yea yea i know but it won't matter cuz robots will take care of old leech fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879962
you dont have yamatodamasii

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879962
why do people talk about learning to cook when there's nothing to it you just read an instruction manual to make a particular dish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879629
nta but
https://vocaroo.com/1jExLTqSBxsA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879962
cute glasses, would onigiri

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879977
cause a step can be like 1. braise the meat and ppl don't know what that is
you're here, you should know that you only learn by doing and not by reading instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879991
but that's so fucking ez i mean wtf guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879995
part of it is a mental block too, they've never done it before so they just say 'uh i can't' and are afraid to try

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879839

[Anonymous No.]

wow looks like inverse of the iq map

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879962
umm wtf are they okay

[Anonymous No.]

world pop would be ideal at about 700k

[Anonymous No.]

most healthy jap food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880017
yeah cuz ideally youd be dead

[Anonymous No.]

>didnt turn on the jap subtitles
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

which djters would survive world population cleansing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45879987
i was blown away

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880034
it's funnier that way
5:14
>woman: すごいおいしくできる
>subtitle: it is possible

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/_qYHR_1zHLU
nakadashi

[Anonymous No.]

do these guys who sell videos on fc2 make enough money from that or do they have normal jobs too

[Anonymous No.]

for reference top 700k out of 8 billion is 157 or higher on the normal quotient

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880100

[Anonymous No.]

for reference this is me with ur mom
https://youtu.be/2xoNz9547M0?t=72

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880103
just saying that pansy wouldnt survive one day without the things he loves which are only there because there are enough people around to run the world

[Anonymous No.]

did youtube apply a new youtube search filtering algorithm? Results today are wildly different

[Anonymous No.]

>157
and that wouldn't be a midwit like jordan peterson right

https://vocaroo.com/1IcKpWyOLSy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880128
double check that they didn't throw in "previously watched" or "related videos" midway into your scroll cuz they do that a lot

[Anonymous No.]

have had my youtube history tracking off for 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45870238
the only place i can take jlpt is on the other side of the country, fuck that lol

[Anonymous No.]

downloaded a condensed audio for OPM season 1 and opened the first episode and in the first second genos is clearly calling saitama sensei and although idk japanese i know that genos doesn't speak until season 1 episode 2 so i know this condensed audio was mislabeled and is in fact season 2 episode 1 and i double know this because the king segment has come up and people are cheering on king to take out the lizard guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880133
holy 170

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880128
anti-adblock feature

[Anonymous No.]

shit just died

[Anonymous No.]

this is just the condensed djt

[Anonymous No.]

just got done having sex what up

[Anonymous No.]

how long until unko inevitably posts shitty homemade porn

[Anonymous No.]

aint nobody want to see that

[Anonymous No.]

would rather he post his mum again

[Anonymous No.]

Hey! How is everyone doing?

Anyone in here remember the name of a website called something alike to "Learn Japanese with (girl's name)" website based on adobe flash?
(It went out of service, but eventually they modernized and started to use a different media player.)

It was all about immersion, basically it showed the daily life of this girl going to school, her house, etc.
Had subtitles on romaji, kanas and kanji.
Also made you do exercises based on the videos.

I really wanna find it once again!
If anyone knows I'd be very grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna man

[Anonymous No.]

sounds like you're learning japanese by stalking a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880360
is this it ? https://www.erin.jpf.go.jp/en/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880347
https://jp.spankbang.com/8y0mm/video/icd+273?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880370
Hahaha I tried to sugarcoat it.

>>45880375
Yes! Thank you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

when will someone train an ai on queefs voice

[Anonymous No.]

bro move on with your life

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna romanji

[Anonymous No.]

train ai on his posts and voice
make a discord acting like queef
???
profit

[Anonymous No.]

443 is a sad post

[Anonymous No.]

she cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880445
u sound nervous bro

[Anonymous No.]

452 is a sadder post than 443

[Anonymous No.]

bros if you click the post numbers you dont have to type them yourself

[Anonymous No.]

465 is a sadder post than both 452 and 443

[Anonymous No.]

theres a loser in here that gets jealous when the djt greats get mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

474 however is the saddest post of all

[Anonymous No.]

169 is the saddest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880555

[Anonymous No.]

>(Dead)
:skull:

[Anonymous No.]

on 4chan the future is dead

[Anonymous No.]

that guys gonna be real mad when he finds out someone quoted him an hour before he posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880491
thats deeper than my foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880555

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880496
>hour
:skull:

[Anonymous No.]

emojis dont work here tho

[Anonymous No.]

i dont pay attention to the numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880511
:sob:

[Anonymous No.]

I miss frozen tapioca from gyomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880559
4chan hack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880559
bro say gyousuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880482
>>45880502
yeah thats a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>immerse
>it's too hard
>repeat

[Anonymous No.]

sink or swim

[Anonymous No.]

as for me submerse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880443
i have 2 hours of his clannad stream recorded do you want it lol

[Anonymous No.]

why you guys bullying lil q he didnt do nothing

[Anonymous No.]

what are you saying bro he tried to ruin vin's yung life

[Anonymous No.]

no idea who vin is sounds like vn so i hate them

[Anonymous No.]

冗 (superfluous, uselessness)
宀 (“roof”) + 儿 (“person”) — a person at home without work to do

wow this character is literally me. and literally /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

those are feet bro

[Anonymous No.]

guess whoever coined 冗談 had some opinions

[Anonymous No.]

let's take the kanji 傘 (umbrella):
人 (person): A person radical.
刀 (knife): A knife or sword radical.
又 (again): A component that looks like a hand.
Imagine a person (人) carrying an umbrella (傘) made entirely of knives (刀)

[Anonymous No.]

bro be learning chinese

[Anonymous No.]

bros working hard to pay the price for that no barrels held creampie he aint got any time to post on djt

[Anonymous No.]

lil bubba your quote....

[Anonymous No.]

Scores are up

[Anonymous No.]

Picture a serene Bodhisattva (薩) sitting on a magical island made entirely of grass (艹). The Bodhisattva, in a meditative state, discovers a hidden hole (穴) in the grass. To make things more surreal, the Bodhisattva decides to mow (薙) the grass around the hole, creating intricate patterns that form the character 薩

[Anonymous No.]

in my left hand,
a keyboard,
to post shit on djt

in my right hand,
a phone,
to dm cute girls

yeah i'm a gamer

[Anonymous No.]

hatred is n1 憎しみ

[Anonymous No.]

in order to image the character じん (人), you must picture a man (人) that is also a man (人), and fuse those concepts into the character 人.

[Anonymous No.]

think im finally able to differentiate between passive and potential
fuck grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880813
i don't know how to do that even in English. Fuck these esoteric linguistic terms

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a colossal dragon, with each of its scales intricately engraved with an entire epic tale. As the dragon soars through the sky, it proudly displays its 58 (龘) unique stories, each stroke representing a captivating chapter. The dragon, being the guardian of ancient knowledge, carries the weight of history in its mighty wings, making the character 龘 a symbol of both complexity and storytelling.

[Anonymous No.]

should i start reading after knowing 1k or so words or should i read and stumble (even more) through books/vns while i learn 1k or so words

i've been watching dramas so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880114
実際は

仕込みは裏ではある程度機械化はするのよ

洗米機や野菜カット機を買わない店ない

[Anonymous No.]

just read dohzinsi lil bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880826
read now. NOW. Don't wait.

Just get yomichan and spam it, and everything will work out all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880826
yea i think most people here would tell you reading after 1k would be easier than doing it from scratch since you could recognize more sords, but there's no harm in starting now. its just going to be harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880843
>>45880852
so there's nothing wrong starting earlier and having to look up almost everything/making mining cards early?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/gXRbj8PdfX8
this is what americanized japs do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880861
youtube makes people do stupid stuff for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880859
no, its just rougher going from nothing to 1000 than from starting at 1000. either way at 1000 you would be hovering a bunch of shit regardless. so yea, start now if you want . nothing wrong with it whatever makes it more engaging for you

[Anonymous No.]

who is the MrGirl of japan?

[Anonymous No.]

should i record the number of characters that i read per day, or just read two chapters a day, or ..

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880965
you can improve your fitness without tracking your runs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880980
i would think that plateaus are more common with that approach

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880965
if it will keep you consistent, yeah. idk how you'd do that with manga, but with vns and stuff people have made tool to help you track it

[Anonymous No.]

anyone have an anki deck for all the insider jokes and micro celeb names of /djt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880965
if youre a midwit discord にっげｒ sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880965
when i started tracking i felt compelled to immerse more. don't be like the rest of the ngmis in this thread and go keep yourself accountable.

Use this spreadsheet.

https://xelieu.github.io/jp-lazy-guide/immersionDataSpreadsheet/

[Anonymous No.]

well if it compels someone to do more then that's good but that stuff just demotivates me

[Anonymous No.]

まったく姫様

姫様はどうやってコスするんだろ

コスに食品サンプルが必須になるな

[Anonymous No.]

characters "read" is as worthless of a statistic as the number of retard cards you have. see 40k cards 100k chara/day mae ni, or any pisscorder really

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880989
probably
im just lazy and hate tracking, i dont want anything else to feel like school or work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880991
i use ttsu, so i figure i could just note the character count at the start and when i'm done and that should get me close enough.
>>45881001
>discord
i ain't never touch that shit, bruh
>>45881012
very nice. sad to see that it doesn't have オーディオドラマ as a category.
>>45881027
for comparing to others sure, but it's useful to use this data to compare to your past self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881033
its bad data

[Anonymous No.]

it's gay data

[Anonymous No.]

how long until some new good animes

[Anonymous No.]

read 0 today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881049
youjitu isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881027
wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
yeah this is midwit nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
bruh, i don't even think i read 1800 characters a day, let alone words.
ingmi

[Anonymous No.]

破瓜:
>1 age 16 (girl).
>2 age 64 (man).
>3 puberty.
>4 deflowering.
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
>it takes less energy to maintain a high temperature even though higher temperatures lose more heat to the surroundings

[Anonymous No.]

My current long term goal is to read Mahoutsukai no Yoru, pic related.
At what level scale does the grammar stop getting more complicated? My main focus right now is to be able to understand the full grammar of sentences I'm reading. Currently at 2/10 and still learning grammar rules.

[Anonymous No.]

weebs really be like "i spent 342.06 hours reading"
what gives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881177
liquid has molecules all closer and cozy as opposed to gas with the molecules all spaced out n shiet. maybe that has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

i got something cozy for you *unzips*

[Anonymous No.]

muh curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
>learning a language is like boiling water
is this really the best DJT has to offer?

[Anonymous No.]

カレーとは違った良さがありますよね
Can this be a single compound sentence despite there being no particle connecting 違った and 良さ? I'd just assume it's two separate sentences, but the speaker made no pause while saying it.
Sorry if the question is too basic, but /int/'s djt is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881178
dunno i jumped to 3 from the start and that wasnt great. i jumped to 5 for this current vn im on, still not great

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881203
>various merits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881207
You went from finish a 3 to finishing a 5?
Are you mostly looking up vocab now or still a lot of new grammar you haven't seen between 5 and 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881162
that's like 10 minutes of reading a day bro

[Anonymous No.]

a beginner who knows jack shit for japanese isnt forming meaningful contextual connections thru reading and is only reinforcing his crippled understanding. imagine deaf natives but worse cause you arent in japan
what a retarded quantification, truly only a midwit could come up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
I feel like this heavily depends on how realistic his forgetting curve is.
The more you input each day, the more you'll forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881224
oh, shit. i forgot a digit. the book i'm reading has 812220 characters total and it always fucks up my eyes and makes me feel like i'm not making much progress daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881221
im still looking up grammar because im new still and things dont click immediately for me. and yeah i still hover/look up words constantly, though this is likely because the genre flipping i did. i went from a sol-ish to a psuedo scifi thing now with powers and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881227
its a moronic concept that completely ignores the organic and individualized nature of acquisition through context
you're not going to learn a language by eyeballing lifeless chinese houses on paper (although you might get good at recognizing the chinese script and playing discord quizzes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45880737
need joe dondas opinion on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881248
What's your process for looking up grammar points that don't appear on yomi chan mouse over?
I want to speed up this portion for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

stored in brain memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881235
dang that's vn length. most books are 100k characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881263
i google search this website called edewakaru + insert grammar point so see if its on there, if its not i just try to find the jp definition on google, if none of those workmi just fall back to an english definition and hope it clicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881287
it's actually multiple volumes crammed into one file because i didn't want to deal with switching files.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881201
you mean it's over in 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

not even crazy long bro

[Anonymous No.]

ummm i did Science(TM) with forgetting curves and numbers and stuff and found that you have to try harder if you're not making progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>45872233
>the end
chigau yo
it is the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

家内->家肉

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/earthquakes/japans-coastline-moved-over-800-feet-after-the-devastating-jan-1-earthquake
rook at all that rand to buird on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881148
uh ok my 0 characters a day is not gonna cut it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881012
Excel gods I kneel. I've just been throwing all my immersion time into a big text file on my desktop

[Anonymous No.]

800ft is almost nothing compared to the size of the earth.

In the future, I would not be surprised if there were earthquakes that merely "flicked" a continent 30 miles east.

I would not even be surprised if whole continents sunk into the magma.

We're really blessed to be on Earth, where almost nothing happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881463
>We're really blessed to be on Earth,
earth is created by the thoughtforms of our united higher consciousness -- the only thing that exists --

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881214
That's what I'm confused about. I understand 違う is a verb, can it just act as adjective like that? Is it related to it being in past tense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881235
dude you picked a crazy long nie, fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

生徒 - student
生 - life
徒 - in vain
naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881203
>>45881488
brain rot grammar nazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881529
sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881539
no, im sorry. i was mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881550
lets put a smile on that face

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird that whore mongering is illegal and weird in the US and in Tokyo it's common and ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45881554
no grandpa, i don't want to suck your peepee again

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Is there a way to have offline texthook track chars/hr?

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>>45881593
yes

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>>45881597
What one? The anacreon downloaded version is broken and moeway doesn't track

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>>45881601
>anacreon downloaded version is broken
how so

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>>45881609
I downloaded it again and it's working now. No clue what happened before

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>>45881620
your welcome

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>learning a language is like boiling water
no learning a language is like grinding weed weve been over this

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>>45881166
Etymology's not obvious on this one, but you're "breaking" 瓜 into two 八s, thus (of women) 8+8=16 and (of men) 8x8=64, with 16 doubling as a euphemism for both puberty and defloration.

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the next language learning revolution is in

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https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/1749657420518023231

bro is cooking

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>audience
>interactions
thats not an audience

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>the next language learning revolution is in
I don't see matt on the panel tho

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its a real dark time for japanese now that matt isnt relevant anymore

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俺なんか雑魚すぎる。とても評論家ぶっていられないよ

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>>45881739
>破瓜
What is this Chinese autism and numerology? It's clearly figurative, "tearing a melon" like popping a cherry. Do the chinks invent these etymologies to conceal their perverted linguistic intentions?

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japan landed on the moon

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u ever tried to tear a melon big boy

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>>45881968
durr, why do you think they're called moonrunes? they were brought back from there, dummy.

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>>45881203
No worries, we're the eternal beginner thread, so basic questions are welcomed.
In Japanese, attributive verbs come before the nominal, and they're conjugated into their 連体形 (attributive/adnominal form), which is identical to the modern 終止形 (terminal/conclusive form). The past tense suffix た also falls under this category since it's a shortening of たる, the 連体形 of てあり.
Attributive verbs form the equivalent of a relative clause in English, so if the verb is 違う (to differ) and the noun is 良さ (merit/good quality), then you're saying "a good quality that differs."

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why is japan the only nation sophisticated enough to have discovered and studied the mooninite language

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imagine dumping keis on some poor noob

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>>45881962
The sexual usage first appeared 200 years after the age usage, so my guess is the melon metaphor's a happy coincidence.

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lol
bro setting up lil n5

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>>45881992
Notice how he didn't want to accept the DJT-approved answer? It's because N5s always want to know things above their pay grade. Remember when Jamal tried to learn what 万 means?

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im askin how do you break a melon with your penis it just doesnt make any sense

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>>45882026
it's just a fake metaphor bro
don't think too hard about it

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maybe not with your limp dick but some of us are built different

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Can't we all just get along and (You) each other? Why must we be at odds every thread?

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>>45882042
It's easier to get (You)s with bait, as your example proves.

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i cant believe i just found out my dick is weak

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>>45882048
true true :skull:

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we are practicing japanese culture and avoiding unnecessary directness because it makes people uncomfortable
please respect this and do not (you) when it is not needed

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new malicious
>>45881901

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gyatt

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very true. i only give (you)s to ppl who are worth it

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>>45882071
doesn't look malicious, looks wholesome.

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more like hole some

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>>45882071
umasoda

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>>45882071
A little too old for my tastes.

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>>45882071
Does she have a trampstamp underneath those undies?

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きょうのにほん

おおきな地震や災害はなさそう

いい一日だったんじゃないかなあとおもうよ

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imagine living every day in fear of nature

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>>45878166
投稿者即行逮捕

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>>45881976
Thanks anon, that's really helpful.

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海底が陸地になってる

すごいことになってる
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nQZFbncClw

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imoto lets get this thread to 1000

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imoto lets get a life

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imoto lets run away together

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hiru to yoru no aida de toki ga tomaru
owari no nai eien no yuuguredoki

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shits fucking dead in here

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>>45882209
why are the two on the right so erotic

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>>45885225
two in the middle for me

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>>45878523
Thanks

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tyou darii