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4586905 No.4586905 [Reply] [Original]

Are any of you really NEETs or is it just another board joke like waifus?

>> No.4586910

Oh you

>> No.4586909

I wasn't a few months ago, but my job is over and I'm looking for a new one, so yes.

>> No.4586923

>waifus is a joke
No they are not.

I'm really a NEET and I'm fucking happy.

>> No.4586925 [DELETED] 

>implying that Waifus are a joke

ok why are you on /jp/? seriously why?

>> No.4586930

>>4586905
None of its a joke.

>> No.4586932

We're all well adjusted adults with careers and significant others.

>> No.4586934

GET THE FUCK OUT, it's not a joke

>> No.4586944

Look, the more you insist it's not a joke, the more likely I am to consider it a joke.

>> No.4586950

>>4586944
Then why even ask? Get out.

>> No.4586968

>>4586944
seriously dude. I've met some of these types of guys, it's not pretty but it's true what they are. They almost always have a Waifu. it's scary but it's true.

>> No.4586975

Underemployed here, but I'm on /jp/ mostly just as a casual Touhou fan -- "NEET" culture where I live pretty much would consist of catching AIDS and getting drunk, and "otaku" culture where I live consists of a college anime club with naruto paraphernalia.

>> No.4586966

Someone bump that thread where NEETarded OP had a brilliant plan of trying to live in a movie theater.

There are plenty of TruNEETs™ here, but I'm not among them since I go to uni.

>> No.4586978

>>4586968
My god... It's almost like they're trying to beat each other in patheticness

>> No.4586982

Yeah, it's all a big, silly joke we're all in on. Whatever made you think we were serious?

>> No.4586985
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4586985

I'm a NEET. I don't care whether you believe me or not, it's true.

And my wives are too innumerable to count. Picture related.

>> No.4586996

I am a NEET and my waifu is not a joke, and I am offended by your choice of words.

>> No.4587015

I haven't left my house in 3 years except for food.

>> No.4587024

>>4586978
we will never beat the champ
(its you)

>> No.4587066

>Waifus
>Board joke
I have news for you.

>> No.4587124

Dunno about everyone else here but I'm a NEET, leeching off my parents.

>> No.4587133

>>4587024
-_-

>> No.4587157

>>4587133
._.

>> No.4587206

>>4586905
i wish it all was just a joke

>> No.4587227

Waifus are a serious thing around here, you ignorant.

>> No.4587402

I am ugly, I have no friends, I am antisocial and my co-workers hate me because I do not talk, nor show emotions.

Each passing day I look forward to retreating into the depths of my tiny apartment, which is fully decorated and blanketed with anime paraphernalia. I do not live the life of a human. I am a mere cog in an elaborate machine that functions on the collective efforts of many. I am insignificant. If I die, nobody will miss me. But even I feel sadness and compassion. I look forward to talking to my imaginary wife, who will always blankly stare at me, for she does not have the ability to judge, for in her eyes I am perfect, and she, perfect for me. This is my life anonymous. This is the life of anonymous.

>> No.4587413

Oh look it's this thread again.

>> No.4587419

if you aren't creating anything of value, you aren't a cog in the machine.

sorry bro

>> No.4587428

You must be new, get the fuck out.

>> No.4587519

Waifus are not jokes for everyone.

>> No.4587539

>>4587519
You're just deluding yourself so you can fit in better with the imaginary social rejects of /jp/...

>> No.4587540

I used to be a NEET. I stopped when I could no longer support myself. My current goal is to achieve self-sufficient NEEThood, with enough money left over for cool stuff.

>> No.4587564

Master troll detected

>> No.4587569

I'm a NEET. My parents pay for my stuff, and in return I clean the house.

>> No.4587578

I'm a NEET. I keep saying I'm going to get myself a job, but I always put it off.

>> No.4587639

>>4586966
done

>> No.4587764

>>4587539
Yeah sure, that's it.
It's not that I've fallen in love with a two dimensional girl who I see as being perfection and that has ruined me for 3D because of the fact that it's imposable for me to find a girl that's even half like her.
It's that I really care what a bunch of bitter jerks that insult me every chance they get think of me, yeah that must be it.

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