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45845507 No.45845507 [Reply] [Original]

Be gentle with the old fat hag,

>> No.45845530
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45845530

>>45845507
>old
mature
>fat
ample
>hag
lady

Please use the correct terminology from now on when discussing the members of the Gensokyo Mom Club.

>> No.45845546
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45845546

>>45845507
she told me she was pregnant, turns out she's just -->>45845530--hm, 'ample'…
>captcha: M800MY

>> No.45845575

>>45845530
>drawn_by_littlecloudie
Are female fans drawing 'hus pregnant now?

>> No.45845594
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>>45845575
female fans, male fans, [the things in between] fans, even actual fans with integrated AI
if cute drawings of pregnant 2hus are coming out, I'm happy

>> No.45846038

>>45845507
No, mommy needs to be pounded by a hung shota cock

>> No.45846202
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>>45846038
hung shotas are punished for their small brains!

>> No.45846219

>>45846202
Time to pound her brains out!
>see that translated tanishi pic

>> No.45846231

>>45846219
Go back to /v/.

>> No.45846252
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>>45845530
thank you for your good work in spreading the truth. They are very appreciative of your efforts.

>> No.45846290

>>45846231
>and your next insult is something something 'oomer.
Embarrassing.

>> No.45846316
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45846316

>>45846252
My mom Eirin and her friends should be treated with the respect that they deserve. The kind of words that OP used are unacceptable.

>> No.45846800

>>45845507
>>45845546
I'll kiss her belly

>> No.45846838
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45846838

>>45846800
very good, Anon! That's a nice practice!
>>45846316
totally agree; OP has no culture or respect to women of beautifully great frame

>> No.45846846

>>45846316
your mom is about to be picked up by child protective services for unethical experimentation and child neglect

leaving a vat of piranha acid around for kids to touch isn't the best parenting decision

>> No.45846848

>>45845575
I dont think that westoid dyke would ever do that (junko doesnt even look pregnant, just a bit fat) if anything, she would do that bullshit in which somehow she is pregnant with hecatia's child because theyre all yuricucks.

>> No.45846875
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>>45846846
>leaving a vat of piranha acid around for kids to touch isn't the best parenting decision
it didn't kill them, meaning it made them stronger—which in Gensokyo is a necessity. She was thinking of the child's future and doing the best for them.
she did nothing wrong. You may leave now.

>> No.45846880
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>>45846316
Get off the internet son it's past your bedtime
and what did i tell you about the four chans i'm letting tewi know where you keep your mangas

>> No.45846893
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45846893

Tell that to her!

>> No.45846904
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>>45846880
>the four chans
>Eirin believes the four chans are a dangerous place which you can only acess through magic on the internet, like a Senkai, but for depreavity and forbidden magic
get a load of this grandma!

>> No.45847622
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>>45846848
It was ironic, sorry...
I kinda like her artstyle I think it's cute, shame she's a yuricuckfag who thinks Yorihime fucks Reimers not her nephew somehow
>Preggo from Hecatia
Westards trannies who ship Junko and Heca are exactly like this, they often tend to include 'Piece in this "family" relation too.
Also a bit unrelated to Touhou but:
Westards in general ruined the entire mommy archetype with their faggotry, It's so retarded at the point they think soft-porn of transmen dubbing generic pseudo-anime female characters is the hottest thing on Earth.
Said tr00ns will all actively witch-hunt you on X for liking lolis and then proceeded to groom children on their 'cords, disgusting.
Pic unrelated

>> No.45847797

>>45845575
Nah, they're too busy drawing negroid Reimuneisha and Cirnoeisha fucking and smothering each other with their rolls to own the "ebil icky st8 yt moids!!!" Every female is a yurifag or a morbidly obese, smelly fujoshi, no in between.
>>45847622
This. I hate troons and yurifags so much

>> No.45848367

>>45847797
Forgot the fumo-obsessed bitches, they probably fit in the other labels though.

>> No.45848412

>>45847622
>>45847797
>>45848367
So /bant/ and /vg/ in general.

>> No.45849205

>>45845507
Sexy mature ample lady

>> No.45849924

Mods what the fuck is this off topic buzzwords & roleplay bullshit going on here

>> No.45850420

>>45846838
French kissing her bellybutton

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>>45850420
that'd be very nice, and she'd like it a lot

>> No.45850900
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45850900

>>45846316
We know she has nephews, but does she have children up there in the moon?
How many times has she extracted their impure thoughts through emotionless gloved handjobs?

>> No.45850937

>>45845507
yukari... take it easy with snacking on the outsider humans...

>> No.45850947

>>45849924
*Queef

>> No.45856052
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>>45850572
>she'd like it a lot
Damn that's hot

>> No.45859613

>>45850572
I want to lick Yukari's entire body

>> No.45859973
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>>45859613
she'll trick you a lot with her Gaps, meaning you could be licking her belly and, before you even notice, you're now licking the inside of her thighs; then her lips, followed by her neck bend. She's very mischievous, Anon, so be careful.

>> No.45867760

>>45856052
her face when i snuck inside her clothes and munch on her belly a bit

>> No.45867842

>>45867760
Imagine she shrank you with her powers and made you her little navel worshiper haha

>> No.45867952

>>45867842
sorry im not into giantess i just like my girls old and with a bit of meat

>> No.45867971
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>>45867952
great taste, Anon!

>> No.45870288

>>45867952
Like she would give you a choice lmao

>> No.45870370

>>45870288
Nonsense, Yukari is well known for respecting the rights and feelings of human men. That's why she's the youkai of boundaries, because she cares so much about yours!

>> No.45872236

>>45867842
The sheer number of obscene things I’d want a gigantic, clingy, and autistic gaphag to do to me is so incalculable that even her shikigami would have trouble calculating it.

>> No.45876196

>>45872236
Oh, she'd call you a good boy for that attitude

>> No.45876287
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45876287

she has killed thousands...

>> No.45876399

>>45876287
That hat is too small for her head

>> No.45877207

>>45876196
I’m ready for huge gappy.
Or at least I think I am.

>> No.45878086
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45878086

Hags are for impregnation

>> No.45878133
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>>45878086
indeed. A baby inside the gappy makes her very happy~

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>>45877207

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>>45879143
Is there a problem?

>> No.45880318

>>45879143
Yukari in a nutshell:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V79tdNQ5hLw&pp=ygUccGF0cmljayBpIGxvdmUgYmVpbmcgcHVycGxlIA%3D%3D

>> No.45883007

Anons this thread must be abandoned asap
It's becoming too powerful

>> No.45883068
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>>45883007
It's too late, anon. It was always too late.

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>>45883068
ample women are the best, Anon. You must accept it.

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>>45883100
meant for this non-believer >>45883007

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>>45883100
Just imagine what manner of heinous plots these three must be thinking about together.

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>>45883149
a bunch of nefarious women together, ready to do nefarious stuff…
… that's my fetish now.

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>>45883197
They are probably planning to introduce a bill to the Gensokyo mom council which would increase the age of adulthood for men from 18 to something absurd like 600, so every man will need a legal guardian afterwards.

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>>45883257
>Yakumo's all mage orphanage! For boys beneath the ripe age of 600
>as per Gensokyo's sudden food scarcity, all human men in the orpanage are obliged to be temporarily turned back onto their spring years (9-13) so food can be conserved. The law was voted in action by the three sages after extensive discussion.

>> No.45883545
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>>45883347
>八雲藍さまへ
ouch

>> No.45883597

>>45883545
It's not her fault her species is the most fetishised by weebs, even more than human women or chen's species.

>> No.45883668

>>45883347
>Yakumo's all mage orphanage!
>all human men in the orpanage are obliged to be temporarily turned back onto their spring years (9-13)
I don't know who it is that you're quoting, but man does that sound great. Imagine being taught magic by the mature ladies of Gensokyo. Imagine falling asleep during your assigned mom's lecture, thinking you can get away with it, only for her to be extra annoyed because not only did a student not pay attention to her class, but it was her son on top of it. Imagine what kind of punishments she would have in store for you after class. Disappointing Eirin never felt so good.

>> No.45883682
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>>45883668
forgot pic

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>>45883597
correction: fetishised by everyone
Yukari didn't pick the fox for her power or intellectual capability, she wanted a warm and soft body pillow that can do math on the side.

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>>45883668
>>45883682
kek, might write a bit on it. Sounds funny.

>> No.45884044

all of you would've turned out different if you were actually molested by your moms like you keep fantasizing about

>> No.45884069
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>>45883880
I thought about the classes the women would teach according to their expertise. Byakuren teaching body enhancement magic, and it being basically just gym class with magic. She'd also let the students challenge her in hand-to-hand combat if they feel confident enough in their skills. Of course none of them would stand a chance against her, and each "match", if you can even call them that, would just end in Byakuren demonstrating different grabs and holds in front of the class until she feels that her poor opponent has had enough.

>> No.45885141

>>45884069
I can't believe Byakuren's fucking dead...

>> No.45885471
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45885471

How would you survive this situation?

>> No.45885488

>>45885471
Tell them only ONE can have my lasting love and dedication. More than likely, these two ultra-dangerous supernatural hags would fight each other to get me and in the meantime, I can sneak off while they’re busy and distracted.

>> No.45885495

>>45885471
curl up and start crying if you're a shota. It'll strike their hearts and you'll survive, albeit maybe not your pelvis. If you're not a shota then your best bet is suicide, because it'll much less painful

>> No.45889994

>>45883068
>>45883130
Too much hag power
I will lose instantly

>> No.45890011

>>45885471
Throw a golden apple reading "for the fairest" between them and fucking run.

>> No.45890784

>>45846800
Based

>> No.45898190

Eating Yukari's fat pussy

>> No.45898324

>>45898190
Chen's not fat, though

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Drinking purple stuff with Gappy

>> No.45898370

>>45898356
I'd love to get drunk with her

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>>45845507
imagine Yukari trying to seductively take off her clothes for you on a special night only for her to throw out her back while trying to be sexy

>> No.45899323

>>45898356
saggy girl gap water

>> No.45900967
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My wife is absolutely gorgeous and deserves all of the love in the world.

>> No.45901075
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>>45900967
I live to serve her.

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>>45901075

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>>45901083

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>>45901124

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>>45901205
Posting some more of my beautiful wife.

>> No.45902241
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>>45902231

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>>45902241

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>>45902272

>> No.45902463
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>>45902357
She is utterly divine.

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>>45902463

>> No.45902994
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Just some young ladies having fun at the beach

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>>45902994
imagine the wet threesome afterward, with their bodies tasting like salt and the skin rough because of sand and water exposure...

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>>45902994
Words can't describe how much I love Eirin's motherly body.

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>>45902835

>> No.45903168
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>>45903159

>> No.45903454

>>45902994
Oh no they’re even hotter than usual…

>> No.45903598

>>45902463
Looks kinda like a nightdress

>> No.45903664
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>>45899323
That purple cocktail isn't that.

>> No.45903726

>>45902994
>>45903035
>>45903038
>no huge bush
Fake hags!

>> No.45908787

>>45903726
Facts!

>> No.45908821
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45908821

>>45903168
Elegant, enrapturing, beautiful.

>> No.45908858
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>>45908821
Sultry and sex-crazy, but only for me.

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>>45908858

>> No.45908876
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>>45908862
How can one woman be so beautiful?

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>>45908876
Looking absolutely gorgeous with twintails!

>> No.45911355
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45911355

>>45903726
liar! Hags without bushes are just as much of hags as hags with huge bushes!

>> No.45911817

>>45911355
Need bushes...forests even...

>> No.45911907
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45911907

>>45903726
>>45911355
>>45911817
Imagine if they wanted to get ready for the beach season early and you got assigned in pubic hair shaving duty.

>> No.45911963

>>45900967
>>45901075
>>45901083
>>45901124
>>45901205
>>45902231
>>45902241
>>45902272
>>45902357
>>45902463
>>45902835
>>45903159
>>45903168
>>45908821
>>45908858
>>45908862
>>45908876
>>45908918
very nice anon.
shes so dreamy.

>> No.45911981

>>45911907
Would be like defacing the Mona Lisa

>> No.45911984
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>>45911963
Thank you for understanding.

>> No.45912012
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>>45911907
>pubic hair shaving duty
you don't need that many words to describe a criminal, Anon

>> No.45912027

>>45912012
>>45911981
Excellent taste.
Girlpubes are so hot.

>> No.45912033

>>45911907
I'll shave her pits but I'll die before taking a razor to that pubic hair peek

>> No.45912157
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45912157

>>45912027
hags are the best!
https://files.catbox.moe/0p4pev.jpg

>> No.45912205

Crotch mofu...

>> No.45912261

I will 1v1 a hag, i'm not falling from them

>> No.45912733
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45912733

Is Yuuka a hag?

>> No.45912736
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45912736

I lost instantly to a hag

>> No.45912758
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45912758

>>45912733
of course! Here's further proof: https://files.catbox.moe/ghoibn.jpg

>> No.45912760
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>>45912733
No, the hip and stylish Yuukarin will always be 17 in my heart!

>> No.45912930
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>>45912733
She is no hag!
Neither does she want to be called a hag!

>> No.45912953
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45912953

>>45912930
HAG!

>> No.45913630

>>45911907
Going to the beach would bother me more, I wouldn't want to take off my shirt or they'll see my man boobs and beer (cider) belly ;--;

>> No.45914116
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45914116

which of these lovely young ladies is the most fertile one

>> No.45914502

>>45914116
Please stay away from my wife, she is ovulating right now...

>> No.45914567
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>>45914116
there's only one way to know: TESTING!
pick a hag for testing here https://files.catbox.moe/fvhmt6.jpg

>> No.45914579
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>>45914567
hmmmm
Yuyu

>> No.45914607

>>45914567
Why are you posting a bunch of 17 year old girls?

>> No.45914614
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>>45914567
You can't keep leaving the other Yukarin out, Yukari.
She's gonna find out eventually you know.

>> No.45914633
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>>45914567
I pick my wife.
captcha: tagay

>> No.45914645
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>>45914614
that's a totally different type of hag, Anon! She's the cute hag, not the sex hag!

>> No.45914686

>>45914645
Anon...all hags are sex hags...

>> No.45914695
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45914695

>>45914607
don't believe their lies!

>> No.45914779
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>>45914695
Didn't Yukari just turn 17 again not too long ago?

>> No.45914846
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45914846

>>45914779
she's 17!
yes, she's 3.5568743e+14 old! Yukari-obaa~!

>> No.45914854

>>45914645
Anon...all hags are cute hags...

>> No.45914871
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45914871

>>45914686
>>45914854
I can't decide who's right…

>> No.45914968
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45914968

>>45914871
They are both right

>> No.45914972
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45914972

>>45914567
Yohane's Kanako is absolutely wonderful.

>> No.45915061
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>>45914968
the only correct answer.

>> No.45915119

>>45915061
>girlpube
Sniff...

>> No.45915129
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>>45915061
Somehow I don't see her being as frantic to deny her cakeishness, but still being troubled by it sometimes.
She might push you to try and treat her a little younger than she is Just a little but I don't think she'd ever be as bold as to claim she's 17.
18 is still plenty young though...

>> No.45915155
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45915155

I love these young ladies

>> No.45915191

>>45915061
That is not the real Yuuka!
Her lower garden is not green!

>> No.45915243
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45915243

>>45915191
a sunflower sleeps at night; when it's daytime, her lower garden is a beautiful green!

>> No.45915437

>>45914846
Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me!

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>>45915191
you got a good eye on you Anon. So many fakers going around
there's only one Yuukarin!

>> No.45915751

>>45846904
Implying that's wrong

>> No.45915784
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45915784

>>45915129
it'd happily treat her as a fucking 5 years old if that'd make her happy

>> No.45915840
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45915840

>dating the hag
>marrying the hag
>impregnating the hag on your wedding night
>raising a soccer team worth of kids with the hag

>> No.45915875
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45915875

>>45915840
a life worth living~

>> No.45916565
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45916565

I just want to marry a mature lady

>> No.45916655

>>45916565
Then post one and not those high schoolers?

>> No.45922962
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>>45916565
I am glad that I married my wife when I did!

>> No.45930761
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>> No.45930928
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>>45915875
Happy life with hag wife

>> No.45930972
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45930972

Is Shinki the OG 2hu hag?

>> No.45930985

>>45930972
yuuka and mima came first

>> No.45930997
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>>45930972
Only if you don't count Yuka back then.
Which might be resolvable if you put an indeterminate amount of time between MS and EoSD for everyone but Reimu and Marisa.
Or maybe those two abandoned their humanity in Makai long ago and have been living a life of lies ever since.
Schizo theories abound in these here waters...

>> No.45931836
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45931836

>>45930761
Helping her with the bottle sounds lovely

>> No.45938041

>>45931836
I want to get Yukari pregnant.

>> No.45938072
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45938072

>>45938041
same. Can't imagine a more beautiful sight than the woman pregnant with your seed

>> No.45938098

>>45938072
Gorgeous happy gappy

>> No.45945233
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>> No.45945367
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>>45912205
God, imagine how soft Gappy's computer is down there.

>> No.45946043

>>45945233
Imagine being alone, looking behind yourself for a second, and then when you turn back she's floating in front of you just like that

>> No.45946252
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>>45946043
she just shows up wherever and whenever she pleases

>> No.45946384

>>45945367
Imagine the fragrance...
A naked lap pillow would render any man under her spell...

>> No.45947042

>>45946043
Blow her a kiss

>> No.45947205
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>>45945367

>> No.45947303

I want Yukari to gap into my room and rape me

>> No.45947546

>>45947205
Artist really didn't want to draw Ran's tails in the last panel

>> No.45947627

>>45938041
you fool
do you not realize how smug she would become
it would be an unstoppable amount of smug

>> No.45947667

>>45947303
Get in line. And you can’t rape the willing.

>> No.45948278
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>>45947627
Yukari visiting everyone she knows to gloat-I mean share the good news with them!

>> No.45949801
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>>45945233
the key to a happy life is to have a youkai for a wife

>> No.45954785

>>45947627
Will she give me loud ohohohos?

>> No.45955213

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT_hnNDstnE

>> No.45955293
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>>45948278
Who would be more smug while pregnant? Yukarin or Yuukarin?

>> No.45955428
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45955428

>>45955293
Damn, Yuuka's lower gate was breached and her innermost sanctum occupied. Elly blundered big time. She was supposed to guard the gate...

>> No.45955827

>>45955428
She doesn't seem bothered and will gladly welcome her occupier.

>> No.45955832

>>45947546
why do you think so many artists just flat out don't draw them at all?

>> No.45956448

>>45955293
definitely Yukari
while Yuuka would brag to anyone who comes to the garden she wouldn't go out of her way to find people to brag to like Yukari would

>> No.45958098
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45958098

I know the 'official' hag group is Yukari, Yuyuko, Byakuren, Kanako and Eirin. But what other 2hus do you count as hags?

>PC98 Hag group (Mima, Yuuka and Shinki)
the OG hags

>Junko
Canon MILF

>Toyohime
Also canon MILF

>Ran(?)
Yeah her master is the supreme hag but she still has mommy energy

>Okina(?)
Not sure about her but she gives me hag vibes

>Megumu(?)
Probably more of a cake than a hag

Anybody else would you consider a candidate for hagdom?

>> No.45958110
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45958110

>>45958098
Mamizou? She's kinda there, but in the old auntie sort of way.

>> No.45958130
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>>45958110
Yeah she's a hag in some ways but she's more the drunken single auntie type than the breed a soccer team of kids with type.

>> No.45958456

>>45958098
>Junko
>Canon MILF
Show any 2hu piece made of ZUN that clearly says she had a son. Zun still havent show the reason of Junko's hate toward Lunarians

>> No.45958533
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45958533

Lads I think I want to marry a momhu..

>> No.45958632

>>45958456
reisen lolk ending

>> No.45960395
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45960395

>>45958098
Elly is kind of like midway between an older sister figure and a full blown hag. Firmly in the cool cider aunt territory.

>> No.45964569
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45964569

Hide the shotas

>> No.45964882
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45964882

>>45964569
Far too late

>> No.45964911
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>>45958130
Mamizou is a lovely lady!

>> No.45965282

I want to be squished beneath a hag

>> No.45965338

>>45965282
Squished how?

>> No.45965485

>>45965338
Squished beneath her soft body while she uses me as a hugging pillow

>> No.45965546

>>45965485
Yeah I wouldn’t mind being a hag like Yukari or Mamizou’s living body pillow.

>> No.45965617

>>45965546
Desperately clinging to you to make sure you can't leave her

>> No.45965726

>>45965617
Hopefully they don’t squeeze too hard or for too long. We’re only human here.

>> No.45965732

>>45965726
She'll hold you in bed and cuddle you all hibernation season. Fortunately her computer will remember to feed you.

>> No.45965761

Yukari would rub herself all over you like a cat

>> No.45965825
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45965825

>>45965761
She is just mimicking Chen at this point

>> No.45965837

>>45965732
That sounds kind of bad. But I would try for Yukari’s sake.

>>45965761
>>45965825
I was going to say that it sounds like gappy is crimping on her cat’s schtick there.

>> No.45965856
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45965856

>>45965761
>>45965825
she is a cat spiritually

>> No.45967650

Yukari with all semblence of dignity gone
Just reduced to a spoiled child unwilling to let go of (you)
She is warm and soft
Surely you wouldn't peck her on the cheek and seal your fate?

>> No.45967776

>>45965546
God I wish that were me

>> No.45967787

I want to pamper hag feet

>> No.45968524

>>45965856
Imagine keeping a small yukari in a tank on your dresser like an axolotl. Feeding her, observing her, jacking off in front of her because she doesn't have enough sentience for it to be embarrassing.

>> No.45968615
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>>45965732
Ran freeing you from Yukari's grasp so you can eat!
Yukari tossing and turning in her sleep!
Getting back into bed!
Yukari calming down, wrapping her arms around and nuzzling you immediately!
Soundly sleeping Gappy!

>> No.45969269
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>>45968615
Correction: Ran feeding you while you're tight in Yukari's grasp!

>> No.45969396
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>>45965761
>Yukari would rub herself all over you like a cat
Oh god yes please!

>> No.45972787

AAAAAA SEXY MATURE WOMEN HNNNNGH

>> No.45972821

Snuggling Yukari!
Getting forcefed hourai liver so you can be with her forever!
Marrying Yukari!
Flooding the Hakurei shrine with mini-gappies!
Watching Reimu seethe while Yukari smugs at her while she breastfeeds ANOTHER newborn!

>> No.45975763
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Another night on the town!

>> No.45976003
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>>45967787

>> No.45983626
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>> No.45984404

>>45975763
Sex

>> No.45986303

Yukari is just a sack of really really really old sacks

>> No.45986316

>>45986303
so you're basically saying she's an old bag

>> No.45990929
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45990929

>>45986316
>>45986303
She's a lovely lady!

>> No.45991552

Yukari! Stop teasing Ran!

https://files.catbox.moe/egsztn.mp4

>> No.45991563

>>45991552
if you're going to post crappy catbox links at least have the courtesy to make them porn

>> No.45991629
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45991629

>>45991552
very cute, thanks for it!

>> No.45996506

>>45991552
Adorable

>> No.46000705

>>45845507
I bit my lip an drew blood

>> No.46000768
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46000768

>>46000705
GET THIS MAN TO THE UTI ASAP!!

>> No.46003527

>>45964911
I adore all plump hags but Mamizou is the primus inter pares of hags in my heart. I'd love to listen to her telling me lots and lots of stories and ravaging me whenever she feels like it, which is very often

>> No.46013802

>>45968615
Fight between these two is the last thing I'd expect.

>> No.46013973

>>45991552
so cute!

>> No.46016445
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46016445

Yukari switching her eye color every few months and telling you that nothing changed and they were always purple like her dress/gold like her hair when you ask about them.

>> No.46016469
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46016469

>>46016445
always asking, “did you get prettier or are my eyes deceiving me?” just to make her smile!

>> No.46016496
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You wouldn't be so rude as to make a comment about how your hag of choice has gained a few pounds, now would you?

>> No.46016503
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>>46016496
that just means more of her to love!

>> No.46016509

>>46016496
"oh shit, i thought you had hit menopause. dont worry, il take responsibility."

>> No.46016515
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>>46016496
That fat must burn away

>> No.46016535
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>>46016496
I'd grab the chub out of love.

>> No.46016608
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>>46016469
Giving Yukari unprompted compliments has only one outcome

>> No.46016676

>>46016496
"Mamizou, stop being overly dramatic. You're a shapeshifter. Just shapeshift all that fat away."
How does she react?

>> No.46016821

>>46016496
firmly grasp it

>> No.46016930
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>>46016608
the only and BEST possible outcome

>> No.46017157

I want to see all the hags pregnant so they can all try and out smug each other at their weekly hag meets

>> No.46017242

>>46017157
I want to be the communal shota at the local hag meet.

>> No.46017462
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>>46017242
Be careful!
The hags don't like sharing!

>> No.46017509
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Which hag would have the worst ideas whenever they're out shopping for Fashion Fridays, trying to attract all the youngin's?

>> No.46017550
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>>46003527

>> No.46017568
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>>46016496
I'd kiss the belly

>> No.46017761

>>46017509
yuyuko would buy a crossbody bag without thinking about how she'd wear it with her fat tits

>> No.46017848
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>>46017509
A classic, no better way to show your youth!

>> No.46017849
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46017849

Too many fatties, if I can't carry her and bend her over random furniture she's too big.

>> No.46017981

>>46017848
Asking yukari sama what school she goes to so she can feel young again!

>> No.46018039

>>46017848
>no meaty belly spilling out while the fabric loses the battle
FAKE

>> No.46018056

>>46018039
Corset

>> No.46018205

>>46018039
Who are you quoting?

>> No.46018224
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>>46017849
Giving Satori a Subterranean Aneurysm by thinking about vigorously fucking your fat hag wife while she's reading your mind!
>>46018056
Cracking Gappy's bones!

>> No.46018897

Making Yukari fat!
With children! atleast 5 of them!

>> No.46019866

The reason all the hags are unsuccessful in love is because it would be irresponsible to reproduce with powerful beings like them and create even more possibly dangerous individuals. As they get older, hags become even more powerful and people adhere to this principle even more strongly.

All you anons saying stuff like >>45915840
need to more carefully consider the consequences of your actions and respect the order of Gensokyo

>> No.46019879
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>>46019866
shut up tard I'm busy flushing my genes down the fox drain and creating a half breed crisis

>> No.46019891

>>46019879
anon that's a computer
also Yukari just gaps everything that's pumped into Ran away into her sperm bank for creating back up hakurei shrine maidens anyways

>> No.46019900
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46019900

>>46019879
Kitsune genes are dominant. You'll just create more foxes by breeding her.

>> No.46022672
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>>46019866
But anon, I AM irresponsible.
Now stay there while I raise a gaggle of youkai kids to prove to the moonies that Yukari is just a jobber with no friends and no boyfriend.

>> No.46033420
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>> No.46034084

I dreamt that a doll sized Yukari was helping me out

>> No.46034153
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>>46033420
Hags are gonna getcha

>> No.46034254

>>46034153
remember if you are in this situation (about to be grabbed and kidnapped by Yukari), just reach out and grip her hand
the gap hag's mind cannot function while handh*lding

>> No.46034362

>>46034254
I'd like to hold Yukari's hand

>> No.46034549
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>>46019866
It's too late. The youkai already have me. Run.

>> No.46041875
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>> No.46043063

>>46034362
Fingers locked

>> No.46043077
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>>46034362
Careful, she'll want more after that. Do you really want to open yourself up to her hand popping out of a small gap to hold yours at any time?

>> No.46045335

>>46043077
>>46043063
Yes

>> No.46045516

>>45955832
The notion that someone would draw Ran without tails is so outrageous to me. I've doodled Ran countless times, the tails are easily the most fun part. I feel like people who skip them outright have something deeply wrong with them. I would never compromise it for something as petty as being able to see her ass better either.

>> No.46045735

>>45965856
More like a fucking cougar

>> No.46045752

>>46045516
Post drawings

>> No.46045762

>>45947546
Proove the tails weren't in a tailsock

>> No.46045781

>>45912205
>>45945367
You just know she's insecure. With her sharp nose she can smell all the sweat and must gathering in that bush all day. So she scrubs her bush with scented soap and wears perfume to mask the aroma but she can't hide it completely.

>> No.46045890 [DELETED] 
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God the nights are so hot in the southern part of the world, I wish I had a cute cold Zombie gal to cuddle and beat the heat

>> No.46045988

>>46045890
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the monster girl club's 8 pages down.

>> No.46046075

>>46045988
You're right, I'll do the right thing

>> No.46046313

>>46041875
Yukari would be so warm, perfect for cuddling on a cold winter day.

>> No.46046429
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46046429

>>46046313
most warm bodies are perfect for cuddling on a cold winter day, though.

>> No.46046932

How am I supposed to act at the hag meet?

>> No.46047249

>>46045781
god yes its the best of both worlds
you can have either the sweet smell of her powerful natural scent or the smell of her expensive soaps and perfumes

>> No.46047254
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>>45845507
Not a chance.

>> No.46047271

>>45850900
Hoewdy

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>>46045781
>>46047249
I like to imagine she gets noseblind to some of it. Her hair and fur is all nice and clean and fragrant, but there's still a hint of wild underneath.

>> No.46047286

>>46000768
yes mam

>> No.46047291

>>45964911
love it

>> No.46050376

I have a cold, I wish there was a cute older woman around to dote on me and make me feel better ;-;

>> No.46052622
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>>46050376
what you need is this >>45969269

>> No.46053301

>>46052622
>ywn dote on your sick hag wife and nurse her back to health

>> No.46053344
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46053344

Yukari is a CRAZY cat lady!
She HOARDS stray cats and will KIDNAP yours!

>> No.46053399
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46053399

>>46053344
I love cats, they rank number two in my list of cool animals. I welcome the gap hag with open arms, let's pet a thousand cats!

>> No.46053412

>>46053344
I will instead suggest that she moves in with me or vice versa and can deal with my cat full time. Fair warning however, my cat is an absolute bastard to any woman who gets near me, which I think is really funny.

>> No.46054547

>>46053399
Rank #1 animals are hags?

>> No.46054623
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>>46054547
Number one is arachnids, though hags fiercely dispute third place with lions. It's hard to pick a favorite between such prideful, boisterous, mainly sexually driven and weirdly incestuous creatures and the lions.

>> No.46055622 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.46056389

>>46055622
elderly

>> No.46059887
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>>46055622
lolibaba…

>> No.46059941 [DELETED] 
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Lel

>> No.46068420 [DELETED] 

>>45845530

>> No.46071739
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>> No.46071875
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46071875

https://twitter.com/tomboyist/status/1756166480629039505
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115920269

New BIG, sweaty, chubby, naked Ran.

>> No.46073709

>>46016496
+"honey, do I look fat?"
- "the only fat one is my dick".

>> No.46073838

>>46019900
Cum goes in. Foxes come out. I fail to see the problem.

>> No.46073969
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46073969

>>46073838
There is none. Getting Foxxed! and watching your Human genetics pruned down to a single chromosome contribution is what all foxfags strive for. Ran has very strong genes, and she is built to deliver and nurture healthy children.

>> No.46077786

>>45845507
>>45845530
>>45846202
Gym is needed

>> No.46077828
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46077828

>>46077786
Anon, you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?! Jesus Christ...

>> No.46077973

>>46073969
Pushing Ran's copy & paste button with my penis.

>> No.46078036

>>46077828
She looks fertile.

>> No.46078038

Fat hag belly erotic!

>> No.46078049
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>>46078036
she doesn't just LOOK fertile, Anon! She IS fertile!

>> No.46078294
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46078294

>>46078049
Going to make so many half-youkai.

>> No.46078364

>>46077828
indeed , loosing some kilos wouldn't hurt in her case.

>> No.46078429
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The hag thread is finally, much like their bellies, full.

>> No.46078639
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46078639

>>46078429
beautiful~

>> No.46078858

>>46078294
Flustered Yukari is so fucking cute

>> No.46079278
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>>46078294
I image searched this to try and find a bigger size and this is what I got

>> No.46079717

touhou mature women with just a little more age and a litte more around the abdomen

>> No.46079732
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>>46079717
can be also be shortened to 'perfection'.

>> No.46079827
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46079827

I just fucking love these hags!

>> No.46079843
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46079843

great thread everyone

>> No.46080138

Hags with grabbable bellies are the best

>> No.46080525

kissing a plump hag tummy while she strokes your head

>> No.46081917
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46081917

>>46080525

>> No.46082047
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46082047

Good thread, make sure to give your hag of choice many children

>> No.46082977
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46082977

good night

>> No.46084323

I want to have sex with Yukarin to get her pregnant and continue having sex with pregnant Yukarin for 9 consecutive months!

>> No.46086075

>>46084323
This but with Yuukarin

>> No.46086591
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46086591

>>46086075
Both for me!

>> No.46086806
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46086806

Desperate hags.

>> No.46087997

>>46086591
Weird, I don't remember typing this.

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