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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.45830711

>>45830299
Sugoiii！！！
wwww

>> No.45831825

I believe you should learn Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why should I learn a weakling martial art like Aikido when I am learning Karate?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.45831944

>>45831825
I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine. Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido. An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>> No.45831999

miniature stuff like that is so nice
also that bird is dead by now he is cooking pasta in bird heaven

>> No.45832044

>>45831999
Its ok the bird took hourai elixir

>> No.45832147

>>45831999
How can they be dead if they're cooking a wonderful meal for you right now? Apologize, now.

>> No.45832395

Decided to visit /jp/ for the first time in years and it's exactly as I left it.

>> No.45834957

Good old days of enjoying tasty pasta cooked by a bird chef...

>> No.45835005

i havent visitied this board in like 10 years, nice to see this thread is still going.

but what the fuck happened to the board, it's 90% generals

>> No.45835234
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>>45835005
3dpd happened

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Don't you just love it when people take a good thread and try to turn it into metaposting?

>> No.45835279

>>45835241
Thanks for reminding me about the sacabambaspis thread last year, that was fun.

>> No.45838038

Listen up you disgusting pigs,

I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked "4chan /jp/ Touhou". I was happy to discover that he was a fan of my games, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography of my daughters, disgusting dickgirl versions of Reimu, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at Touhou-related content that I never imagined could exist.

I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site AS WELL AS all of your adult Touhou-related material, or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmistress "moot" to pay for my psychiatrist fees (and no doubt my son's as well), which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.

Sincereley,
Junya "ZUN" Ota

>> No.45839464

>>45835234
Need a /jg/ (Japan general)

>> No.45839478
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>>45835279
Thank (you) for reminding me about the whole kerfuffle with the thread getting deleted and everyone shitting on sallytard.

>> No.45849049

>>45830299
birb

>> No.45849262

What pastas do birds like?

>> No.45849979
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45849979

JBCS has been my wallpaper for over a decade now to make sure old /jp/ will always be in my heart.

Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

>> No.45850026

>>45849262
Penne.

>> No.45850042

>>45830299
That's clearly penne lisce.

>> No.45850054

>>45835279
i posted in that thread. i feel a bit old.

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>>45849979
More like the last traces of ur buttfrustration lmao.

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>>45850042
Are you kidding me? That's obviously penne rigate.

>> No.45857154

>>45856420
rigate are better than lisce, good choice birb-san.

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>> No.45871528
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SUGOI SUGOI

>> No.45880943

>>45871528
kino paintng...

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>>45835005
Felt the same way.
"Oh great, I'm glad people still post Japanese bird, but everything else feels so different"

I still hate Moot for changing /jp/ from Otaku Culture to Japan/General.

>> No.45885013

>>45835005
All the good posters left for other imageboards.

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>> No.45891307

>>45891297
japanese birds are so smart

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>> No.45891358

>>45835005
you could say this is the general of oldfags/bird posting

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>> No.45895798

>>45830299
>regular bird cooking spaghetti
:|
>japanese bird cooking spaghetti
:O

>> No.45896074

>>45891594
Japanese bird fucking up spaghetti

>> No.45899589

>>45895798
I don't see gaijin birds cooking any spaghetti.

>> No.45907938

Japanese bird bumping from page 10

>> No.45907966

>>45907938
a big leap for a small birb

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Japanese dog jumping through five hoops.

>> No.45934088

>>45835005
Japanese culture has much less mystique now that we've been together online for so long. So the stuff that made /jp/ special and engaging has diffused out.

>> No.45934123

>>45934088
fagot you say that but can you explain how the dog goes through five hoops?

>> No.45934146

>>45934123
It just go.

>> No.45934619

>>45830299
How long has this "Japanese bird" (I doubt he actually is, I need to see a passport or some other identification) been cooking spaghetti? It's been several years. That better be the best spaghetti I've ever tasted! I hope he doesn't start a fire.

>> No.45934632

>>45925520
Also a dubious claim. I actually think the dog is in a form of suspended animation and sitting inside the FOUR hoops for god knows how long.

>> No.45934731

>>45925520
THERE... ARE... FOUR... HOOPS!

>> No.45934765

>>45934619
>(I doubt he actually is, I need to see a passport or some other identification
It's actually australian

>> No.45936293

>>45934123
But it was only 4 hoops

>> No.45936319

Is he the kind of bird to break in half the pasta like some kind of fucking plebian before he cooks it?

>> No.45936368

>>45830299
There used to be a really neat gif of him stirring the pot. Haven't seen it for at least a decade

>> No.45943271

Does this bird have a boyfriend? Will this bird betray my trust??

>> No.45943657

>>45891297
yellow birds suck at sports

>> No.45948815

>>45849979
I have a print of >>45856420 framed on the wall in my living room.

>> No.45949122

>>45925520
its a chinese dog. only chinese are good at arobatic stunts like that.

>> No.45953481

>>45835005
It couldn't stay as the touhou board forever. A quick scan of the catalog shows 50% of the threads are touhou anyways.

>> No.45958611

>>45948815
post pics or liar

>> No.45958909

>>45830299
should be "Japanese spaghetti cooking bird"

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>>45948815
As the anon who posted that image, I wanna see some proof.

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>>45925520
I know its not 2AM but . . .

>> No.45963397

>>45963298
truly sugoi

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>> No.45978858

We're getting old.
Archiving this for Misunderstood Geniuses reference.

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>>45958909
Like this?

>> No.45979027

>>45977097
Shut up, tell me that when you're HD BeatoWRONG!!

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spaget

>> No.45989088
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A nice bath after dinner

>> No.45989155

>>45891297
The green bird fakeout

>> No.45991484

>>45989088
poor bird cant even have real water or first class champagne

>> No.45994971

>>45989088
That's cotton, you idiot

>> No.45995001

>>45994971
be patient to the japanese bird, he's clearly very drunk.

>> No.45995001,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>45830299
https://web.archive.org/web/20140903073621/https://warosu.org/jp/reports/image-reposts

sigh

>> No.45995001,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>45995001,1
/a/ won

>> No.45995001,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>45995001,2
the gay contest

>> No.45995001,4 [INTERNAL] 

#gayisokay

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