Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Do it meow way!

Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
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Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

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>>45829226
The obvious steps are to get a lineup of cute undead waitresses together with her anon, and then use the more dextrous undead as help for the kitchen.
It would obviously have a gothic theme, probably with a couple of special dishes that are horror themed. Her and her anon would be the main cooks, coming up with new experimental dishes on the fly every month.

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>gacha op image
art-fairy-vomit.jpg

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6870712

Hijacked gachaspammer thread

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>>45829369
If you care so much then make a new one.

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Let there be dragons.

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>>45829347
No nonsense wight sous chef to keep her ambitions in check so that they don't get sued too often for "experimenting" on the customers with new dishes

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>>45829379
You're right, a real new thread should be made because this was made by the raiders.

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>>45829393
Ah yes, the push and pull of a shy and introverted lich who's desire for experimentation and finding new dishes contrasts her personality; against a selfconfident and very extroverted wight that keeps it real and grounded so that the business can stay profitable.
And their poor anon who's eternally trapped in the middle, trying to fullfill their wishes, both for the restaurant and in bed.

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Report it and make a new one.

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I believe in fox supremacy.

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Remember when I said there's a corrupt janitor working with the spammers in the last thread? He was literally camping the catalog on behalf of his raid discord friends and almost instantly deleted the real new thread.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

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I love undead that give back to society with proper work

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>>45829437
Just make a new thread and let this one rot. I would do it myself, but for some reason my ip-range is blocked from making threads.

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>>45829447
I just did, the raid discord plant literally deleted it in 5 seconds or so.

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set and done >>45829454

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>>45829445
It's okay for zombies to be lively.

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>>45829422
https://youtu.be/ln7Vn_WKkWU?si=KBQtMxqo_fQ6XBDp

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They keep deleting them, >>45829437
anon is right.

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>>45829472
Maybe soon we'll be able to get rid of the bad parts of the OP ;)

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>>45829452
Deleted so fast not even archives like warosu caught it.

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>>45829472
God, what a fucking mess this is. And i still can't be convinced this isn't some falseflag attack and the OP deleted it himself, so i'm going to make a new one and see.

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>>45829463
It's okay for zombies to give birth to my children

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>>45829437
Now this just sounds like shizo cope, but I also want it to be true since it would be really fucking funny.

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I'm not even sure what this is but it's great

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>>45829504
Move.

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>>45829437
Yeah I've noticed we have a new janny who keeps fucking with this thread for about 2-3 months now, I'm going to complain about him on that form

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>>45829497
There are no limits when it comes to this thread.

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Well, it seems this is the thread we have to use.

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What a day.

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the thread was killed fuck

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>>45829562
Fuck that. Just report this to feedback.

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I think janny just did a clear out of this thread of the raiders.

[Anonymous No.]

so hags are perfect for this time o year
they are very warm

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>4chan has the potato pest
>/monster/ has the mexican schizo with shotgun moderation
MGE wiki discord gets more appealing by the day.

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I have a feeling today is going to drag a bit.

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[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream about doing things with a chubby Troll. Might revisit my Troll story with another chapter.

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Well, I tried.
Janny, if you're gonna start paying attention to /mgt/, at least keep the furcuck away this time.

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>>45829589
>shticord server
>one that is moderated by the aforementioned /monster/ schizos to boot
Are you just joking or are you literally retarded? I'd sooner make our own altchan than to stoop that low.

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>>45829635
The mexican is just a mod on the server who misses half the shit that needs deleting. They self moderate very well. But the mexican owns /monster/ and treats it like his personal playground. You can get banned for there for the silliest things.

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>>45829608
The Desert Region has reached Oceanos?

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>>45829635
I assume this is part of their unending push to centralize everything they can.

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>>45829646
Considering they are heavily inspired by Egypt, they always had some kind of access to the sea.

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>>45829586
Coaxing them into revealing swimsuits in the summer is also nice.

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>>45829548
No matter what some say I bet zombie milk is delicious, after all there's nothing more refreshing than ice cold kefir

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What's this? A new thread? Better post a kej!

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>>45829747
>zombie milk
That's just joghurt.

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>>45829664
true but its always better during the winter to hug and stay very close to our hag gf since they are so damn warm

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>>45829589
>MGE wiki discord gets more appealing by the day.
Now THIS is some hardcore cope. Imagine complaining about about mexican schizo and saying you're gonna go to the place that he treats like his personal playground.

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>>45829751
is it called kefir tho?

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>>45829816
The bunker is his playground you silly goose. The server is mostly fine.

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>>45829338

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>>45829846
Indeed. It's fine as long as you walk in the light of the lord, brother.

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>>45829751
I want to drink the yoghurt from the source

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>>45829860
The chinesed baphofag owns it. You're fine as long as you don't hate cunny there.

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>>45829867
You're not helping your case.

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>>45829872
Fuck off, cunny hater. You stink like potato.

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>>45829865
Same anon, same.

[Anonymous No.]

Piltia is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

For your safety, hug yetis before they can hug you

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>>45829867
>Hey guys, I think pedophilia is wrong
>Insta banned
Hmmm

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>>45829846
>>45829867
It's all the same schizo clique and I'm not even irish. You are a massive dumbass if you think they won't turn that place into another asylum just like their chan. Not to mention shitcord circlejerks are fucking AIDS.
This sounds as dumb as when an idiot used to shill bunkerchan as the "comfy" alternative to /mgt/, if you just don't look at their meta thread.

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>>45830061
We don't need to discuss this further. Just report the bad actors like always, and give https://www.4chan.org/feedback about moderation

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>Anon accidentally joins the nyakuza

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>>45829589
the irish fear the mexican

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>>45830084
Are those actual fish or fish shaped cookies? Pastries? I'm so confused

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>>45830084
At this rate the school is just going to become clashing grounds for the mafia. The Nyakuza, Mofukuza and the Twin Oni gang are all vying for control of the rest of the unaffiliated men. No boy will be spared. Who can save us?

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>>45830115
Taiyaki, probably.

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>>45830099
Krakenbro has it good.

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>>45830061
There's also another bunker on capybara, but they enable the potato pest are a bit more lax on heresy.

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[Anonymous No.]

You belong in a garbage can.

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>>45830185
she looks like she smells like cat piss

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>>45830185
GARBAGE DAY

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>>45830190
If only we could all be so lucky!

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>>45830185
What's with that big metal ring around her neck?

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>See cute ocelomeh lounging about on a rock in the sun
>She hasn't seen you yet, and her scant clothing and gorgeous body draws you closer
>Holy shit, look at the size of her tits! They're plush, big as melons and even when she's laying on her front you can see them spilling out from underneath her
>And holy shit, look at the size of her ass! Her loincloth can barely contain her ample, doughy cheeks.
>She's gorgeous. Her mocha skin glows in the sun. Her tail waves lazily behind her, creating a false sense of security that lulls you in. Her body is spread like a muse, inviting you to simply gaze at her. It's a lazy atmosphere that tricks your eyes into thinking there's no danger in simply drinking her wonderful form in.
>You inch too close
>BIG STRETCH
>The soft but forceful impact of her butt rocketing to the sky knocks you flat on your back.
>Her head snaps to face you - a moment of confusion flashes across her face, before it is quickly replaced by a very smug grin
>You're not sure if it's more embarrassing if she knew you were there the entire time and let you get that close, or if she just claimed her husband by a completely accidental stretch and her curves are simply that much
>Either way, she playfully scoffs at you before laying back down and resuming her nap... ontop of you

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>>45830185
How do I stop devil bugs from invading my house. They've been at it for years and there just seems to more and more of them.

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[Anonymous No.]

>he's already back to spamming
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

have we ever gotten the DL's Opinion on rape

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>>45830222
The demon lord death abyss thinks rape is bad.

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>>45830222
I think she doesn't really care as long as it results in babies.

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>>45830123
You could try to seek shelter with the student council (the ones who havent been bought out or supplanted, at least) But they are sure to demand favors for protection, like keeping your grades up and attending the study sessions

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do you imagine you will have monster girls as friends like people beyond your wife(or wives) you talk/hang out/do hobbies with, or do you think platonic relationships with monsters that aren't your wives isn't worth it.

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>tfw ywn be a delinquent and fall for your wurm geology teacher

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>>45830292
What kind of question is this? Why wouldn't we have monstergirl friends?

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>>45830292
the fox wife is great, but ms. anubis and ms. gremlin are perfect to fill the last two slots in the four person gaming party.

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I'm hungry, what can your wife cook?

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how it be

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>>45830409
yes, they are hags
Anna Marias go to is bolon de verde

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>>45830412
yuki-onna should take responsibility for giving men colds

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>>45830372
heard things in the past that implied people wouldn't want to associate with monsters that they dont plan to fuck

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>>45830469
what is this creature

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>>45830487
A weather wurm.

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>>45830281
I'm gonna fluff this rata's tail.

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>>45830123
Officer Kot is on the case.

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>>45829644
The ben10 thread was extreme cringe.

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>>45830372
Jealousy

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>>45830409
Meth

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>>45830372
It's just that usual weird incel vibe that pops up from time to time
>do you want to engage with women you don't plan to fuck?
Of course the answer is yes because even if you cannot fuck the married manticore she will surely let you shove your fist into her tail to try it out.

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>>45830473
As long as I do to have to worry about unexpected marriages I'd be more than fine with it. A gremlin or Titania friend sound like a great time for a few hours a day, but I couldn't marry one, friendship makes interaction possible anyway.

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>Hippity Hoppity
>Your heart is now my property

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>>45830704
Wait no, I need that to live

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>>45830755
Just take hers

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>>45830696
simply friendzone the monsters
they'll respect your boundaries

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ANONBEGREENING - is kiki's hair fully braided, or partial with some loose stuff?

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>>45830620
>she will surely let you shove your fist into her tail to try it out
That's for her husband only!

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Babu fox.

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>>45830696
It's all fun and games until you find out that Mrs. Ushi has a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Biggu fox.

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>>45830888
Will seeing this at your front door convince you to pay taxes?

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>>45830904
Even smol they instinctively desire soft, fluffy tails

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>>45830902
https://youtu.be/pE-AuPE4Edg?si=ESPy9iWqVDY19yOw

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>>45830902
No.
But i'll take the big fox anyway.

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>>45830902
>don't pay taxes
>they send a fox to my home
It's like they don't want me to pay taxes at all.

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>>45830902
Can I pay with my body?

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>>45830877
>>45830904
>>45830937
>>>/vg/

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>>45830941
Dont accept the IRS fox, she will make you pay taxes

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>>45830973
Too late anon. I will accept the IRS fox and i will become an outstanding citizen that pays his taxes like a responsible adult after she fills my head with fox propaganda. I will pay the mofu tax, and i will like it.

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>>45830968
nuh-uh, according to the new janny, chink/korean gachas are peak /jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>45830902
I talked it over with the missus and she said that in the old days she burned entire countries for lesser insults and she dares you to do your worst.

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banshee wurm goes {; w ;}

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>>45831034
Remember how these threads got moved over from /a/ all those years ago? A janitor or mod that personally disliked us went rogue and started intentionally helping shitposters attack us, and then used the threads being full of shitposts as an argument to kick us out.

No reason whatsoever I'm bringing this reminder up right now, just a coincidence.

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>>45831068
succ worm goes ;D

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anon can you please stop huffing my hats

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>>45830968
i can understand calling out the blue archive characters, the halo is like an advertising watermark.
but if you dont know who yae is then you wouldnt know where that character is from.
so i gotta ask: do you spend all your time staying caught up on gacha characters or something?

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>>45831119
A hatter would never say that to her husband.

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>>45831119
Her body language is telling me to keep huffing her hats. What shal i do... Decisions, decisions.

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>>45831125
Go take a look at this thread with warosu or archived moe

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>>45831125
NTA but that's a weak comeback, Yae gets spammed in every fucking thread here, hard to not recognize her at this point.

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>Treating your bapho like a child
>Not lewding her because children should never be lewded
>Depriving her of her smokes and alcohol because that's for adults
>Enforcing bed time and curfew for her
>Every the step of the way she attempts to lewd you but never succeeds.
>Desperately tries to convince you she's an adult

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>>45831149
Not just here, but spammed absolutely fucking everywhere by the virtue of being from popular chinese gachashit.

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Spring can't come fast enough

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anon what's wrong you haven't even touched your cake

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>>45831219
Too busy playing banjo Kazooie

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>>45831219
Playing vidya sorry

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>>45831152
Man I wish I had a baphomet

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Undead hours.

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>>45830208
Get a Kiki.

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>>45831320

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>>45831219
ms.hare has a larger cake....

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If you play your cards right, you can turn 1 dormouse into 10 in just 1 year! And in 10 years, 100 dormice!

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>>45831125
That's what gets me. The only JRPG I've ever played is FF14. I don't know what literally any of this shit is, but I like the higher quality stuff.

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>>45830862
Partial braids, maybe just a few loops, because her hairy ears can't braid so theyd look odd if all the rest was braided.

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Reminder that if a monster girl has hair covering both of her eyes, do not give in to your curiosity and move it aside so you can see her face. That's when she'll strike.

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>>45831336
If the infestation is growing he could be getting raped in his sleep. It's possible it's already too late for him.

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>>45831365
Don't tell me what to do.

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>>45831360
Holy fucking shit you're such a lying faggot it's unreal.

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>>45831362
Well, damn. Yerb and I guessed and moved forward with a full braid.
How does this look? There's a thick braid off-screen.

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>>45831365
I have an intense need to breed Sadako now, I'm not sure I could resist.

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>>45831068
Incorrect.
There may not be a key for it but all wurms go some variant of :D

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>>45831401
so make the face for a banshee wurm then

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>>45831360
I'm going to have to call bullshit on that.
And it stops being 'high quality' when its the same character spammed day in and day out.
The other gacha girls don't get a pass either.
Boat foxes being one of the more obvious examples.

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>>45831416
The answer is obvious.
Banshee Wurm is =D
Its just :D with tears.

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a wife that can do magic

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>>45831435
Dance
Dance magic Dance

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>>45831435
Could not agree more.

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>>45831435
me and the wife both think that magic is for nerds, we both just grab rocks and toss them at our enemies

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>>45831435
>>45831445
Can't all mgs use magic?

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>>45831422
I don't interact with Japanese culture outside this thread. It's not my rodeo. Believe what you want, but like cute art. Especially pink-haired foxes.
But moving on.

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if you build it, she will come (and be cute)

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>>45831493
>I don't interact with Japanese culture outside this thread
The chinese garbage that you spam isn't Japanese, retard. Go shit up /vg/ instead of forcing your presence on /jp/.

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>>45831389
Yes, thats fine.

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>>45831422
Is Yae even posted that much here? It seems like Genshin isn't posted that often compared to Azur Lane, Arknights, and Blue Archive.

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Gremshin impact

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>>45831542
>Is Yae even posted that much here?
Yes.
>It seems like Genshin isn't posted that often compared to Azur Lane, Arknights, and Blue Archive.
Who gives a shit? It still doesn't belong. Hell we even have conformation that the mick spams that dogshit so why the fuck would anyone want more of it?

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>>45831542
Which one is the one with the short hair cow girl?

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buy corn

[Anonymous No.]

I love my baphomet

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>>45831508
>"Behold! My Lewdinator! And I will convert every human in the entire Tri-Realm area!

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>>45831555
>short hair cow girl
Sideroca? That's Arknights.

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>>45831569
Dr G forgot to reverse the polarities of her nudeformers and unfortunately channeled an entire tri-realm areas worth of lewdness into her one very small body.

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>>45831435
Yes.

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>>45831542
She's a favorite alongside that one small elf/fairy looking girl.

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>>45831576
>Sideroca
No thsts not who im.thinkiung bout

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>>45831395
I've always had the overwhelming desire of making an undead give birth to a healthy boy

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>>45831591
>Window shatters
>Puala the Papillon?!

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>>45831614
Poor gremmy... forced to dress as a garden gnome (the type with beards, not the big handed ones) to scare off greenworms

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>>45831611
Sturm from Granblue Fantasy?

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Don't let the succs and butts fool you. It's a cow ruled world, and you're just living in it.

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>>45831655
I made this post.

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>>45831663
>giantess
>>>/d/
wrong thread

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>>45831663
That's a big cow.

>>45831671
>Spergazoid
>>>/out/

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>>45831663
Big cows are docile, right?

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anybody wanna post the francises we CAN post?

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>>45831677
He's only slightly wrong, you belong in >>>/trash/

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>>45831671
Sabbath post.

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>>45831684
>francises
There is more than one France?

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>>45831684
I recommend practicing the lost art of lurking more and lurking before posting, it will solve any issue you have regarding the thread.

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>>45831684
All depends on which member(s) of the Autism Guard is on duty.

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>>45831645
That's the spice
Now to spend the next three hours jerking to her

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>>45831693
Truly a realm of nightmares.

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>>45831663
>When you're fucking her missionary your head is nestled in-between her breasts
This is the perfect size for a big girl.

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Cat (Crime)

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>>45831693
Through ze magic of demon realms? Oui. Many wights, many guillotines, it is a wonderful place.

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>>45831705
I swore cats hated water.
Then I went to the tropics.

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I enjoy fluffy tails no matter the source.

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>>45831711
The least evil Tamamo

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>>45831685
No, I belong inside cow.

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>>45831684
MGE (within reason)
Monster girl doctor
EMG (conditionally)
Uma musume
that one catgirl grom outlaw star
monster girl versions of yugioh cards
physically inhuman touhou characters

most of not all of this is time dependand as some people hate everything

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>>45831716

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>>45831684
The francises you say?

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>>45831726
Inside cow, on cow, under cow, on top of cow, next to cow, just give me cow. I don't care if they're "basic."

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>>45831755
Thats a weird looking drake.

[Anonymous No.]

cow supremacy

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>>45831709
>Many wights
Maybe i should consider moving to one of these "Francises".

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>>45831766
See, she's knows what she's doing despite that expression.
With how small the elevator is, it would be highly unlikely for her to miss Anon.

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>>45831770
She had to back into the elevator, that's how she missed him.

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Why does a fox need so many ears?

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>>45831757
You can never have too much cow.

For me? Any type of cow is good: fight cow, smart cow, cow cow. All the cows are good.

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>>45831794
All the better to hear you with dearie.

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>>45831794
Because she's actually a rock.

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>>45831785
Cows must be ambush predators that wait for men to be in the elevator.

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>>45831710
Nowhere is safe from cats.
You will be found
You will be Tommed
You will be happy.

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>>45831797
I'm not a fan of fight cow, but I love smart cow (second favorite MG) and cow cows are also nice. Also, I now want to see holstaur Cao Cao, fuck you.

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>>45831530
Great. Good chance it's done Friday!

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humans share 90% of their dna with cats and only 80% with cows.
udderly ridiculous

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>>45831701
Big, soft girls that can manhandle you easily are the best.

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>>45831389
>>45831829
Murlock, if this is you, i(Maxwell's Daemon) dropped a comment on the story, responding to yours, so you should get a notification. Do let me know if you need any more details, and thank you again for all your effort.

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>>45831852
i share 100% of my dna with snakes.
i share my cum.
that's my dna.
the dna is my semen.

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>>45831797
When you try to get drink straight from the tap but the milk comes out with such force that you have to pull back but she she pushes your face back in

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>>45831870
Cows can be dangerous when they want to be!

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>>45831880
More like when they aren't cared for properly. Imagine letting your girl build up so much milk pressure that it's actually unpleasant. Always milk your girls at least twice a day, fellow cowfags!

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>>45831852
I don't think those numbers add up

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>>45831886
A healthy relationship with a cow involves you milking each other multiple times a day.

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>>45831852
Pull on the demonic cat tail.
Surely there is no way for this to go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Rape the maids.

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Give maids below inflationary pay rises

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>>45831862
Thanks for the heads up!

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>>45831901
Ah, yes, the milk cycle.

>>45831996
Kiki pay is always inflationary because it results in swollen bellies.

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>>45832043
kiki's savings are going to be eaten away by inflation if she doesn't invest in shog enterprises

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>>45831862
Having trouble visualizing the dress and want to be as clear as possible. So her human half has a nice, form-fitting black dress with no sleeves that extends down a couple segments with holes for her insect legs? How far down her insect body does it extend and can you be more clear about where the frills are?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to choose violence and speak in phonetically consistent English to a Hakutaku.

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>>45832092
The form fitting part ends where her human part ends, at her hips. After that it turns into a wider? skirt. Something like this, but longer, and not as wide, and the frills start. lower. practically imitating the boundary between her human half and her centipede half.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xa7xfv.webp
The holes are only for the legs on her upper half, the ones on her lower half are covered by the dress.
Artistic rendition provided here https://litter.catbox.moe/1qcdyi.png

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby Troll. Extra Jiggly Troll. Plump Troll. Buxom Troll. Incredibly Submissive Troll. Violating the Chubby, Extra Jiggly, Plump, Buxom and Incredibly Submissive Troll during an incredibly forceful and passionate lovemaking session.

[Anonymous No.]

Slender Troll. Extra Fit Troll. Toned troll. Flat troll. Incredibly dominant troll. Getting violated by the slender, extra fit, toned, flat and incredibly dominant troll during an incredibly consensual and relaxed lovemaking session.

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[Anonymous No.]

>been married to hellhound wife for a while
>initial joys of married life included rape at breakfast, rape at second breakfast, rape at lunch, rape at dinner, rape at midnight snack
>now only occasionaly have the rape
>instead the joy comes from the silly things
>sit between her legs and rest your head against her chest, her mane of chestfluff tickling the top of your head
>paws come up either of side of you, then gently press into your ears
>"Squeesh." she says in a soft voice
>paws come away, then back
>"Squeesh."
>paws come away, then back
>"Squeesh."
>sound muffled for a moment each time, like how your ears feel when you dip your head under water. head is filled with noise of her pawbeans crackling
>"Squeesh."
>tufts of black paw hair temporarily obscure your vision. her coal coloured pawbeans squash around your face in a possesive way, you can see the crackled but soft texture on each one
>"Squeesh."
>smells good. she's been using that paw lotion you gave her - the one you frequently get to massage into her paws yourself. the scent isn't overpowering, and melds well with her normal smoky self.
>"Squeesh."
>loving, possessive, hot, steamy, pelvis shattering hellhound sex is good
>"Squeesh."
>but beans are also pretty nifty
>"Squeesh."

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>>45831684
Can't, you how upset they get when you do

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to Hagville with my lawnmower and offer to mow hag lawns for money. Since it'll get hot and I use a push mower only, I'll have to take my shirt off when it gets sweaty while I'm mowing. I'm gonna see how long it takes before a hag can't control herself and goes crazy over me.

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>>45832239
You have like 5 minutes until the first hag you work for snatches you and makes you hers, so choose your first job carefully, it might be the only one you do for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

What can you call a no-hat dark mage. Or, what can you call a dark mage who specializes in a specific element? (Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to pay a visit to that Kejourou's barbershop after neglecting to get it cut after at least half a year!

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>>45832256
>What can you call a no-hat dark mage.
a disappointment

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>>45832256
Well, I guess you and your off-topic shit under weak pretenses were the last missing piece for this thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45832170
That helps a lot, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to Zoomerville with my lawnmover and offer to mow parents' lawns for free. Since its Saturday morning and I have a cold drink while driving my mower, its going to wake up the teenagers sleeping in late. I'm gonna see how the annoying Pyrows and their friends enjoy tasting their own medicine of loud sounds while sleeping.

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>>45832226
i dont wanna be pawsandwiched

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832268
But how will I know when I get there?
And how will I know when to leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45831737
>MGE ( Within reason )
Nigga this is primarily the MGE thread. The only ask is that you don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832350
>don't be a faggot.
Guess who you're replying to then, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrow bully is the worst. First she makes fun of you because you're a virgin, and then taunts you into having sex with her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45832340
>But how will I know when I get there?
Pretty hard to miss to signage, I think.
And how will I know when to leave?
You'll leave after the haircut is finished and you've paid. She likes to take her time cutting hair so you might be there for longer than expected.

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>>45831737
And Birb maido from ISR as she's the only non-whore girl.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your thoughts on the latest crisis in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I'm going home from my job at Kikimart, these snotty, shitty gyaru Sabbath monsters come and make fun of me for being nearly 40 and still being a virgin. I want their harassment to stop! I deserve more respect than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>https://youtu.be/tHy68XvSNMw?si=qoHQKAXpg3Qdj1ZH

Uhh.... Weird scifi Scylla??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832418
Then stop being a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832438

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832405
We've all gotta start from somewhere
It's right there for me
The possibilities are never ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832438
Why don't you and the monsters mind your business? I'm perfectly fine being a volcel or whatever you kids call it these days. I'm not afraid of some shitty lolis I just think they're annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832418
Anon, those Gyaru have frickin' Blockbuster cards. I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832466
How did they even learn you were a virgin to begin with?

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>>45832466
Yes, Eros hotline, i found a type c here. Yes, he's presenting all the symptom, and requires immediate intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832466

[Anonymous No.]

im going to throw cheshy under the bus

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>>45832409
we need to curb that wurm problem in MGC
there are too many and too single
they are wrecking hell on this city

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832226
Imagine her delight at all the specialty shampoos and conditioners, Hellwan wife will be the envy of every snooty fox at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Portals any day,trust the plan

[Anonymous No.]

it is a man's right to walk home alone at night mgc without being accosted by fairies

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>>45832438
No, I don't think I will.

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>>45832593
But that's illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to call animal control, the ferals are everywhere and it's only a matter of time before things escalate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832447
>baalbuddy
Unfunny trash

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>>45832564
Any day could be when we're all over 70 years old.

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>>45832564
I'm putting my money on augmented reality. I will see my waifu on my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>phoenix arrives to earth from the mamono realm she was born in long time after the portals opened
>she's so eager to get a husband and has always known her fated soulmate was from earth
>when there she goes to a mystic and looks into their soul seeking orb to find their one and only
>she sees an old man sitting in a wheelchair watching television
>blinks her eyes a few times, thinks the orb might have messed up but the mystic assures her that it is showing her soulmate
>phoenix literally cannot fathom this, she feels so disappointed and cheated, like fate has played a joke on her, she was hoping for a fit, muscular young man
>regardless, she goes to the old folks home where he's at and the Witch nurse shows her to him
>phoenix introduces herself to him but it takes a few tries for him to understand, he thinks she's a baseball mascot at first
>dude is 89 years old and utterly senile, almost deaf and blind and keeps falling asleep every few minutes, just wastes away in his wheelchair
>phoenix is annoyed but decides to stay with him from now on since he's her fated soulmate
>spends her days watching television shows with him and wheeling him out to get some sun, playing checkers with him sometimes and helping him eat and change clothes since he can barely even lift his hands
>the more time she spends with him, the more he seems to become more self aware and conscious, she's the first face he's been able to remember in a very long time
>he endears her all too much with his stories of the good old days he never runs out of to tell her
>eventually, phoenix realizes she enjoys spending time with him, even if he was an old fart that's nearly gone, after a whole year and his 90th birthday when she brought him a cake and amused him lighting the candles with her wings
>one day, he's in the nursing home bed and completely unresponsive, she stays at his side at all times
>tells him she'll be with him to the end and beyond, swears to him they'll meet again when he reincarnates
>he surprises her by speaking
>and tells her he wants to live an awesome life like the one he did again, but next time, with her there
>passes on a single tear, and then passes on himself
>she doesn't cry, but smiles

[Anonymous No.]

Would Mamono mana turn a cumsock into a subspecies of Ittan momen?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45832635
>soul seeking orb

Never expected something from one of my stories to be referenced here.

Cute greentext

[Anonymous No.]

Best mamono to play poker with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45831152
clicking ms bapho into her carseat

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>>45832715
and then ?

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>>45832757
Put calm, mildly up-tempo children's music on the car stereo, and drive at reasonable speeds to Day Care!

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>>45831797
ALL the cows? You are missing one from your list.
SPIDER COW.

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>>45829338
Guys I am not very verse or well informed in politics or serious world events. By why are various Ren Xiongmaos, Jinkos, Kakukens and college professor Hakutakus from Mainland Most Continent so furious and butthurt with the recent Eastern Cathay/not!Taiwan election results? So far I have dared ask them since for the past hours or so they have been angrily ranting in their native tongue all while I can barely understand them saying "One Mist Continent poricy!!" Why are they so upset bros?

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>>45832799
Shut up and take your trash somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

MY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

[Anonymous No.]

dorklims wish men wore heart boxers

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrows wear men's boxers and wife beaters instead of panties and a bra.

[Anonymous No.]

what would mgs think of UFOs ?

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>>45832795
luv me some spider cowe

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>be dying in desert
>water's ran dry in my bottle
>about to passout from exhaustion and perish
>see small purple dot on horizon
>must be a mirage
>...
>it's not a mirage, it's a person
>a saviour!
>sure she might be 20ft long and a snakewoman, but if she's moving that fast then she must be familiar with the dunes
>and that means she's come to give you save you with water, right?
>why is she taking her top off?

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>>45832823
Really it's your own fault

[Anonymous No.]

I really like the idea of atypical Eros girls.

>Eros Lich
>Eros Ocelomeh
>Eros Malef Dragon
>Eros Hellhound
>Eros Ushi Oni
>Eros Vampire

Something special about girls going full on Eros Power when they're normally the opposite of Eros girls.

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>>45832910
Eros Dryad would probably just be a cherry blossom tree that's always in bloom

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>>45832910
You can't just dye their hair pink and call them an Eros variant

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>>45832795
I considered them, but canonically they're not beastman or part of the minotaur family. They're bug mamono and part of the arachne family. They just happen to have some cow-like features. Though if you want to include them, I won't protest, but they won't show up on my list of cows.

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>>45832910
EROS ECHIDNA

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>>45832910
orchid mantis

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45832922
>Always preaching about love and coexistence between monsters/humans
>Lovey dovey with their husbands. Cuddles are mandatory!
>Heart pupils
>Pink
I think it counts!

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>>45832922
i willl
although aggressive mimicry behavior is acceptable too

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>>45832914
My Eros Kej story idea just got more interesting. Thank you for the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>eros again
my chesh is a proud follower of the chief goddess and isn't doing it just to troll her

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>>45832910
Magus_Anon has an atypical Ushi-Oni in this story:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48890131

She later makes a cameo here, too:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH USHIS.

[Anonymous No.]

How can monster girls compete with robo waifus?

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>>45832935
I'll offer myself up to her food if it means saving the lives of dormice.

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>>45832985
whenever i want to cuddle her i tell her a logic paradox and she goes limp in my arms for a minute or so

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>>45832945
Well, I'm glad I was able to help that along then!

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>>45832992
I have mine draw AI slop. She's such a good artist!

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>>45832910
Eros Minotaur with a giant pink ax

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[Anonymous No.]

i tried watching monster musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting blue fired by hebi because another girl said "hi" to you
>The girl was the cashier at the store checking out your groceries

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833134
Should have taken the self checkout line instead of talking to that HUSSY, you manwhore.

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>>45833134
Sounds like a week stuck at home in order to protect you from WHORES
Better than the time a girl brushed past you and hebi burned down a park

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833037
Millia rage gave me a hair fetish and this dumb mamono amplified it

[Anonymous No.]

I still believe that when I was a kid it was my crush on Sailor Mars that became the starting point for my current kejourou obsession.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45832910
Just about the only interesting prospect on there is Ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hebi bumps into an Anon at the coffee shop
>HE IS THE ONE
>follows him home and stops by regularly to learn his patterns in between work at the shrine
>finally a month later, the day arrives
>she slips under her cardboard box and sneaks up to his front door
>pops open a flap to pick the lock
>sneaks into his bedroom
>wtf he's gone
>meanwhile across the city, Anon is staring at her empty bed wondering why her routine has changed suddenly

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>>45833256
I love it. They're perfect for each other.

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>>45833256
since her tail is so long he could be peeking at the tip of her tail around the corner while she loops around the other side to watch him

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>>45833281
I bet they'll try again next time, only find that their own bed is empty instead. How long can this back-and-forth go on for?

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[Anonymous No.]

>Anon and Hebi pull a sneaky and sleeps in each other's beds
>both decide to play ebin pranks on their target
>Anon gets home and notices his bed was made
>he never makes his bed
>checks under the blanket
>snekpantsu
>Hebi stares in shock at her messy bed when she gets home
>she always makes her bed
>checks under the blanket
>boxers

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>>45833378
One day they'll just pass each other and not even realize it.

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>>45832274
Do you ever even post anything relevant to the thread or do you just bitch and moan? Seriously all I ever see your sore ass do is mini mod and do nothing and never once do you do it with relevant posting or even an on topic picture accompanying your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Succs 2 succ

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>>45833407
that sort of duplicitous behavior is even more disgusting, so uh, to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833407
>posts non-monster girl
>assmad when told to stop being a faggot
Why are you like this? You're as retarded as the fag who kept posting Fire Emblem boys for some gay reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832256
Pyro, Aero, Hydro, Terramancers specifically. Or Elementalists if we're being really pedantic and go by Cross' definition since typically the magic used for manipulating specific elements is from contracting with their respective elemental mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832564
4 weeks... again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832564
4 weeks... again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833436
>Posts Kitsune
>Not monster girl
Get a load of this boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833506
>playing dumb now
Okay

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>>45833224
>wants long hair
>doesn’t go for clumsy moron, leggy shit taste, or schizo vee
This is why you are a tsun addict. At least you don’t type like the sempai who broke best girl’s heart.

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>>45832910
Reminds me of this
https://pastebin.com/C4cjSL1D

[Anonymous No.]

Self care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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>>45833515
Nah, I don't especially like tsunderes and I barely remember the actual character or show. I didn't watch it that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833498
in the year 252525 the backwards time machine still won;'t have arrive

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>>45833531
I thought that got nuked.
>>45833534
Odd for a formative crush, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833592
Autism works in mysterious ways.

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>>45833514
I'm playing smug. You're playing forum mod.

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>>45833592
>I thought that got nuked.
No that's 4Binz :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833618
This cat seems rather... drippy

[Anonymous No.]

Rape does not feel good.

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>>45833625
Yeah, I meant the original. It wasn’t nuked, oddly. Fucking pastebin.

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>>45833658
You sure she was doing it right?

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>>45833670
I've never been raped and I never will be. Rape is NOT right and something that isn't right can never feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45830825
pyrow bait

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>>45833670
She probably skipped Rape 101 in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833600
Mysterious enough that you don’t like fire grils? Or mikos, for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will never duel a Salamander or a Lizardman

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>>45833658
did you try turning her off and then on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833711
the fire mamono are okay and I like miko outfits well enough. I guess it was a small crush in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833658
that's right if it feels good it is not rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833813
maybe it's just a thorough ravishing

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>be anon
>be sleeping
>bogey sneaks out from under the bed
>bogie sneaks out of the cost
>kunoichi climbs in through the window
>other kunoichi climbs in through the other window
>nightmare shows up however they get in
>they all look at each other like what are they supposed to do now

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>>45833797
Fair enough. Leggy extraverts with bad taste in men retain a minor place in my heart. It didn’t hurt that she could kick ass either. Electricity never became a thing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833818
im gonna knock off her tiny hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833851
perhaps man is the real monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This year belongs to powerful Dragons who are not dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>walking around during the winter time
>you see some bum laying on the frosted steps of some building next to the liquor store
>it was hard to tell at first because of their big coat but now that you're closer you see it's some Kiki
>she's drunk off her ass with a bottle of vodka in hand
>she slurs some nonsense at you in russian and then blurts out something in english
>she mumbles about how "life so cruel, academy lie to me when tell that plenty of masters out there, Kiki not find ANY masters that want Kiki"
>she chugs the vodka some more and falls forward into the snow, out like a light

What would you do if you came upon a homeless Kiki like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yo, Anonyama! Cold enough for ya?

[Anonymous No.]

My furnace just went out. I'd wager yetis are behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833998
Yeti-san, always there to keep you warm while waiting for the bus.

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>>45833973
I'm sworn to marry a Lim but a depressed Kiki is a horrifying thought. I'd give her a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Lovely luscious locks!

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another reminder to stay out of high level wilderness zones if you're unprepared. The monsters there are very powerful and not gentle.
The rare loot that can be found there is not worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the fluffy winter spiders.
They may not dress as provocatively as their southerly neighbors but their mofu is still inviting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834269
I'm afraid of those Australian spiders, not just because of how dangerous they are, but because of their crude language and rough personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834281
Don't forget the knives.
Its well known that aussies are prone to carrying large knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834235
Thats not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834286
Knifey spoony is a popular game there after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Any stories where a Cursed Sword or Armor falls in love with a bare-knuckled brawler who barely even knows what a shirt is, let alone armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834310
>not tailey dickey
Immersion ruined. Now I must huff petrol to get it back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829338
Ladies and gentlemen. I have found a rare MILF/40+ year old Pyrow who is also a house wife:

>https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1747351289841823996
>https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1747356875492860392

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834235
>go into high level zone full of level drainers
>succubus pops out and drains away all your levels
>surprised to see she only got one level
>anon brings himself back to the mage offering the instant level up service to do it all again
It's all a grift to take advantage of dumb monster girls. Easy sex with top tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45832564
that game had nice demons, but the plot is retarded. do i need to clear NG+++ to finally get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834353
She’ll never see me cumming. Only to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

Specially evolved to hunt human men

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf is this op?

[Anonymous No.]

>Low-level Devil with a suspicious high-level magical demonic branding iron

More threatening than most boss encounters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834511
Kek, she's just evolved thanks to domestication

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>>45832350
You have to understand that that's been changing due to both stopping producing content, paywalling itself, and a general malaise of unpleasantness.
It's no wonder that the thread has moved into setting agnostic save for the eros X spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834557
Yet I can't help but noticed that when the jannies actually did their jobs for once a couple weeks back and banned the pests all of that "change" ceased to exist for three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gets served a perfectly cooked, dry-aged steak
>Complains because he wanted chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834572
You must be imagining it. I'd say the spammers just spammed more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834572
Don't respond to this clown, you're right. He just want some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

They scream the loudest as they fall into irrelevancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834586
Future-soon-to-be-corruptes-or-monsterized girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834600
Dunno, I just like how this artist does environments. It's nice to get more than a closeup of tits in an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834572
They'll tell you noticing things is autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>could just be posting monster girls
>but nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834511
>>45834531
>Cats move in with humans for convenience, get bred and overtime become more breedable due to genetic selection
>Humans overtime get more receptive to the cats and their pheromones and have more desire to breed them
We call that mutual domestication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834572
That was funny how for a few days, all the controversies about KC and "issues" with this thread suddenly evaporated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834620
You seem upset. Have a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834620
Also looks like he's getting passive aggressive again. He really doesn't like when people notice things.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834531
This one is bred to give chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834634
How's kcs game coming?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45834638
Yes, not my cup of tea but kot are very a diverse groupe with a huge arrays of personality and physical features
>>45834619
True

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>>45833498
>On your deathbed, less than an hour left
>Portals opened not too long ago
>Hear the commotion outside, screaming
>Some more yelling and screaming, much closer now.
>It's quiet for a moment.
>But then, footsteps, a lot of them.
>A few women enter your room
>One of them seems very familiar.
>It's not until you get a better look at her that you recognize her
>She recognizes you too, her eyes widen in shock, rushing toward you
>A massive flood of memories rushes back to you
>She's very close to you
>So much you want to say, but nothing comes out but tears
>It's the same for her.
>Ultimately, you hold hands, kiss and have some light conversation
>As your vision fades for the final time you see the other woman, a lich you think, slowly approach.
>And then...nothing. Complete blackness
>"I must apologize for our tardiness"
>The lich stands before you, wearing small gentle smile
>"It's not quite time for you yet"
>"On the contrary, a new beginning awaits."
>You fall asleep instantly after that., as though she flicked a switch

[Anonymous No.]

>gacha spam
>passive aggressive comment
>random /vg/ spam
>passive aggressive comment
>gacha spam
>you get the point
Why are you up at like at the very least 7 in the morning acting like a woman on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834667
Man's best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834691
NTA but not everyAnon is in one time-zone.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody either go to sleep or post Hellwan stories/pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834708
Dogfaced's last year Hellwan story was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834708
>>45834619
>be Anon
>get raeped by Heckwan waifu as soon as portals open
>now GreatgrandpaAnon
>GreatgrandmaHeckwan bitching that Heckpuppers today are soft lazy Heckpoodles and Heckpugs due to only a few fenerations of uncontrolled breeding selection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834730
>We are untameable!
>completely domesticated in two generations
do wans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834752
Just riffing the 'Cavemen have food, whats the worst that could happen' joke.
Also the 'Scarce Anons create Hardtimes' 4-cycle meme.
> all HeckBoomers will be "Back in pre-Portal days...."

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>>45834683
>be Anon
>on the bus to wagie McJob
>portals open!
>Anon is suddenly excited to get off at next stop and go find his Fated Waifu
>Normie busdriver loses his shit at sight of 'Demons' and 'Monsters'
>horrendous bus crash
>and thats how Anon met his fared WightWaifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45831350
A pregnancy per month??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834805
>be schizo french anon
>portal open
>hear a knock on your door
>it's not your favorite mamono
>"Femdom? Unlucky"
>blast your head off
Lich-san won't revive you if you don't get help

[Anonymous No.]

>Lone wolf and Anon
>Keep asking her why she calls herself "lone wolf" when she is very obviously a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834876
Also why is she keep following anon if she's a lone wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834860
>be schizo french anon
>portal open
>hear a knock on your door
>it's a huge Hellhound
>"Femdom?"
>"Yes."
>No shotgun because you are a nogunz europoor so you get brutally raped and married happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834883
She wants to be lone no more.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the consensus on snake ass? Do lamias have butts or is it just the same back there as the rest of the tail? Where exactly does the human part stop and the snake part begin?

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>>45834891
We're not in bongland, we still have a few guns.
>>45834860
Wrong, open the door, discuss with her, if it's my fated one go with it since she won't have a personality I dislike or else help her to find her fated one and vice versa.
>>45834896
And cosplaying as a Zipangu ronin will help?

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>>45834922
>And cosplaying as a Zipangu ronin will help?
She thinks nobody will like her if she's just herself, so she tries hard to be what she thinks is "cool".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834939
She's just like us (but she actually looks cool)

[Anonymous No.]

>just bee yourself, lol

[Anonymous No.]

Which Mamono is the best support for an Eros knight?
For me it's chesh or kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834922
>Heckhund waifu wears a sxatter of demonsilver shotgun pellets in her left cheek as jewellery piercings
>"Oh these? Anon-Marie thought it would stop me raeping his ass. Of course, he surrendered as soon as his white boxers were torn off to make a flag. Now I keep them polished, aren't they pretty?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835019
>Ahah french white flag, so funny
Go back on reddit. Also the french schizo will get his good ending with no rape if he wishes so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835019
>Of course, he surrendered as soon as his white boxers were torn off to make a flag
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834819
It's possible. They're mice after all. They breed rapidly. Then from there, you add your daughterus to your harem, and you can overrun the city with your offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45831684
OC-girls (especially solopipb and regura)
MGE
MGQ (only human-friendly like kitsunes and harpies)
Monster Girl Doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>be schizo anon
>portal open
>hear a knock on your door
>its a (random monster girl)
>somehow end up being the wingman for girls
>all the while the monster girl meant for you is being the wingwoman for men instead
>end up meeting trying to set each other's assisted one up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835055
The white flag was the flag of the Bourbon Restoration before the adoption of the modern Tricolor in the Revolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834975
Obviously an Eros Houri

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>>45834975
Depends on your knight sub-class
>Usual Knight
Unicorn for healing and support
>Rogue Knight
Cheshire for taunting, helping with rogue antics
>Quartermaster Knight
Kikimora for assisting with food, cleaning, supplies
>Magical Knight
Oni to keep the attention of the target
>Loving Husband Knight
(You)r wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834975
Various harpies for recon. The default option, Gandharva, is also very good when it comes to diplomacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835159
Cheshire can also be a strong non offensive mage without being a healing support, teleporting Magic as a lot of applications and can be broken if you used smartly

[Anonymous No.]

>Just sitting at home jerking off to ushi porn
>Click yes on EULA, cookies, etc.
>Suddenly notice MonHub logo in the corner
>Hear knocking at my door
>It’s an ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829338
Year of the Dov?

[Anonymous No.]

I heard someone said Heck Dogs

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the stout priest who banes the undead with my devout faith leading an angry mob of villagers armed with pitchforks and torches and crossbows and stakes towards the dark castle of Miss Vampire, who is the SPAWN of EVIL HERSELF, TO TAKE HER DOWN FOR GOOD!

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the representative of the IRS who banes the unpaying leading an angry mob of suits armed with briefcases and notice papers towards the dark castle of Miss Vampire, who DOES NOT PAY HER TAXES, TO AUDIT HER PROPERTY!

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the janitor who does it for free banning Miss Vampire from 4mon for being a lifeless TERMINALLY ONLINE NEET, TO STOP HER SHITPOSTING FOR GOOD!

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the farmer who banes the calcium deficient leading an angry mob of Holstaurs armed with bottles of milk towards the dark castle of Miss Vampire, who thinks SHE DOESN’T NEED TO TAKE CARE OF HER BONES.

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the random guy, just standing around outside the dark castle of Miss Vampire, doing NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835621
Man, imagine managing to creep out a vampire by just standing outside her house (menacingly).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834557
>General malaise of unpleasantness
Jesus Christ get the fuck over it already they’re just cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835773
But anon, KC didn't draw the free art of his furry oc that he his entitled to merely by existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45835773
But I meant the christians

[Anonymous No.]

good kot get fisho?

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful not to mix up dairy cow and dire cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836257
Yes, catnip and scratches too
Bad kot get water sprayed and jail time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836257
I would feed best kot fishos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836296

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>>45836298
does chesh get a conjugal visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836302
Weird tiger, looks malnourished and sick. She needs a human to watch over her.
>>45836316
No jail time for married couple but the man get injected with 250 ml of raging mushroom extract. 99,9% of mamono don't get caught again afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836257
no, fisho go to fox.
kot get nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836371
That's why the nyankuza hate the piss smelling foxes. I hate them too, they make my bodyguard job way harder, stupid tofu consumers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836359
>Weird tiger, looks malnourished and sick. She needs a human to watch over her.
Like I said, she needs fishos.
>>45836371
Foxes know nothing about good nutrition, they just stuff their faces with fried tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will destroy christianity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836507
Are you telling me that my demon femdom tradwife isn't christian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836507
or drive people to it in a desperate struggle to deny the invetable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836507
*save

[Anonymous No.]

>*RAHR AH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
>SO TASTY
>*GRA NOM CHOMP CHOMP NOM CHOMP*
>MMMM BURG
>*CHOMP CHOMP CHEW CHOMP NOM*
>TASTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836296
You can milk both, so it's pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45833973
well she getting picked up
she will need a very thorough shower first tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836600
nooo my burger. hellhound why did you eat my burger? bad dog. bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836600
If I came back to my burger which I have once a month being eaten by a hellhound, there will be damnation to pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836600
urgent rolled up newspaper correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836310
>TAMED.net

[Anonymous No.]

facinate monsters with rare items

[Anonymous No.]

waking up to a wurms :D is the best feeling

[Anonymous No.]

falling asleep to a wurms -_- zzzz is the best feeling :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836802
That shroom looks dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Look here you Undead monster freaks, what part of "I'm not a necrophiliac" don't you understand?!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a simple farm boy with a redheaded tomboy wurm childhood friend that becomes more than just a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836507
Not necessarily - Heckhunds confirm the existence of Hell, and Demons plus all the other Angels fallen and unfallen, who are all agents of a Creator G*d, so the bookstory is proven to be at least 90% canon.
There may be some rewrites of church doctrine etc but its still mainly correct.

It effects Buddhism and Hinduism more unless there is a Ganesh elephantgirl mamono out there somewhere.
Norse paganism still gets some confirmation with Valks and Valhalla.

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>>45829338

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45836872
Thats a very pop culture understanding of those religions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836872
No it doesn't because they are creatures from an entirely different world. They instantly throw all real religions down the drain, their appearance is the biggest piece of proof that nothing exists in our world but us and nobody would be able to possibly explain it away. All real life religions would be abandoned in a matter of days by all but the most fanatically devoted who would be systematically rooted out until no more practitioners remained and that would be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836926
I'm surprised you expected anything more from someone who would type all that out.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45837002
Spooer Arachne Ninjas, truly dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836872
>Heckhunds confirm the existence of Hell
>nd Demons plus all the other Angels fallen and unfallen, who are all agents of a Creator G*d
>so the bookstory is proven to be at least 90% canon.
>Norse paganism still gets some confirmation with Valks and Valhalla.
Those are some pretty huge jumps in conclusions. Based upon assumptions that range from questionable to flat out incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys matangos confirm the existence of the famous latin american dance in mge

[Anonymous No.]

Brilliant idea for cyberpunk monster girls.
>chroming is limited by mana
>everyone can do it a little
>human males have highest capacity
>this is because more monster girls in their harem mean more demonic energy to interface with technomagic bullshit
>so unscrupulous corporations can catch human men and force them into harems then modify the shit out of them
I might have some of this wrong most of my cyberpunk knowledge comes from 2077

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837089
That seems more like you're mixing up shadowrun where tech and magic do not like each other with tech making a person less magically adept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837096
I know nothing about shadowrun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836926
>>45836941
MamonoRealm literally uses Earth religious concepts and figures.
The Chief God, Angels, Demons, even Nuns are all direct copies of generic judao-christian and even islamic belief (plus djinns houris etc).
Even Lamias as 'talking snakes' fit the story in Eden.
There is no reason these new facts would actually stop any Christians Jews or Islamics who want to continue worshipping the Chief God - there are only minor differences that are already represented in various denominational doctrines e.g. trinitarianism-vs-unitarianism will have to adapt back to pre-Nicene Arianism if the Chief God is proven to not be a tri-partite being.
However this would actually strengthen the beliefs of Unitarians, plus Judaism and Islam if the CG doesnt have a son-aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837089
No, I don't like your idea. I want to chroooooom without the need of a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837163
Thinking on it it does make monster girls be a little too much of a negative. Although it would be great for hfy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836941
So Muhammad is the Prophet of the Chief Allah ('god' in arabic), and the Quran was given to him by Angels, and it describes the existence of djinns and Houris... and Islamic-Anons can now fuck cute loli goats...
How does anything in MGE disprove Islam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837172
Why? You can chroooom and get a mamono wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837190
>onii-chan, tell us again what Muhammad did to 9 years old Aisha on their wedding night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837190
Go to your nearest Imam and explain this to him, your head will roll on the ground in less than 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837137
Brother, the order is not a thing in real life. There is no "chief god" on planet earth, we have a dude with a white beard named Jehovah. I don't think these are the same thing thoughever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837194
Human purists who wouldn't chrome at all. Which kinda sucks but would make a good npc cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837212
>No chrome and no mamonos, forced to live with 3D
Truly a dystopian future

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fail to understand that Monsters are not traditionally religious at all. Monster "faiths" are more like fucking lifestyle manuals, literally all of them have the same commandment, "have sexo be happy". MGE gods are just some random people that are sort of there and that's it. Their religions are just an excuse to have more elaborate sexual situations. Real life religions aren't compatible with any of these unless they're willing to stop being religion in all things but name and became more "we use this to find an excuse to have sex with" things, which they wouldn't be. Ergo they go extinct in a post-portal world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837241
Cum in cait sith shall be the whole of the law.

[Anonymous No.]

^^^ This poster is transgender btw ^^^

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837259
What's wrong with alps? They are the perfect cock sleeves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837205
>Baphomets asking about Islam
Goddamn, the goats were right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wheres the penguin harpy monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837309
Hanging out with a Shog in Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45836941
>an entirely different world. They instantly throw all real religions down the drain, their appearance is the biggest piece of proof that nothing exists in our world but us
Tell me you wear a fedora without telling me you wear a fedora.
>2edgy4me.
It's actually the opposite. Even in MGE the God figures - the generic Christian/Orderite ChiefGod, the Norse Valkyries, Greek Eros, even the 4 types of Elementals etc - all occupy a 'heaven' above the basic daily realm of mamonos.
So if the Portals open, both Earth and MGE-realm are now underneath those 'heavens'.
Angels or Houris in Earth-cities would still be under their respective dieties 'above', so Earth is then demonstrably proven to be under the control of the Chief God, and the Demon Lord, Eros etc.
Details of how human churches operate may change when prayers to heavenly beings actually get instantly answered (e.g. if an Anon prays to Eros and a Cupid appears and starts firing physical arrows to get him a waifu, or prays to the Chief God and an Angel sweater-naps him, etc), that tends to confirm religious beliefs not deny them.
Religious scholars will have a lot of new facts to be arguing about in the details, but overall MGE deities being real makes religion real.

[Anonymous No.]

while you were praying to god, i was busying studying my wife's favourite foods

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How does ISR handle gods?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837348
Why do you think some porn settings versions of human myths are the same as the real myths
Why do you think the order which is vaguely generic western religion inspired is the same thing as actual western religion
Are you retarded or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837208
Same as going to your nearest priest or psychiatrist now and tell him his belief isn't real because "KC says Mamonos".
Once it happens, they will know and have to adapt.
Celibate Roman Catholic Bishops will be head-spinning on Portal-day when real Nuns and Succubi turn up at the Vatican, but other than trying to make Bapho-cunny wear hijabs, there's nothing new for Mullahs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Suppression spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837439
I am starting to think, to this anon, mge is already real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837420
>handle
Given Stunk was going to fuck the twink-angel before finding out that he has a dick, ISR would probably try to handle Gods by the tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837451
Also delicious in dungeon has an anime now? This is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837479
Elf lovers are eating well this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837451
*Suppressed suppression spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837348
>or prays to the Chief God and an Angel sweater-naps him
Atheists on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.]

45837521
>/vg/
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

45837562
>/trash/
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837439
If/when MGE is proven to be real, and thus the Gods of MGE who are analogs of of humans' concepts of Gods are also proven to be real, the humans who already believed their Gods are real will have their belief in the existence of Gods confirmed.
Only if MGE had a totally different concept of Gods would their beliefs be destroyed.
A billion Hindus would be more likely to have to make major changes, as MGE doesn't have a Nirvana-reincarnation-cycle style religion.
Mormons however would just go back to having multiple waifus like the original days.
Snake-handler Pentecostals are just going to get Hebi'd and be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837445
Wrong, you're just a mudslim. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837602
This got me thinking that this artist does loads of /vg/ monster girl stuff that gets posted here but it never sets off the gatekeeper. Wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837618
Personally its because....
A. The art is good
B. Its more monsterous than the 40th round of "Look fox ears and tail"
C. Its multiple different girls and not the same one in a slightly different pose thrown at us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837618
Maybe because Monster Hunter is a series with actual monsters and thus monster girl versions are actual monster girls unlike the dime a dozen chinkslime gacha girls that aren't :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837593
>portals open
>thousands of Akanames rush to India and the Ganges.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837451
>canted irons and no optic
>Elves really are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>cheshires when the portals open and they find a bunch of humans praying to a god that doesn't care about them and also doesn't show themselves
>cheshires when they start turning invisible and whispering things into their ears which they interpret as god talking to them
>cheshires when they convince a bunch of religious people to impregnant cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

I would kill myself if the portals opened. I don't want whores in animals costumes, I want the Lord who is the only true god to save my soul and take me to heaven. The real one, not the fake one from monster land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837618
Because
a) you are irish and therefore incapable of thinking
b) said art is not posted in bad faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837348
>Tell me you wear a fedora
Athiests and Science Rationalists are going to be the guys with the biggest 180* turns, and those with completely different value systems like Radical Feminism or Illuminati adrenochrome cults.
The current religious guys will have much less adjustment as they at least already believe in some kind of God.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Ordinary day in post-portals Florida

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837710
Why wait? Kill yourself now and make the world a better place (because it will have one less christcuck)

[Anonymous No.]

atheists and fedora wearers get hatters and ochimushas (katana collection)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837710
Doesn't committing suicide send you to Hell since the very last thing you did was take a life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837755
Yes, it's a cardinal sin (and one of the few reasons I'm here, sorry). This faggot just try to poke the bear and collect you from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837755
No, suicide isn't a sin, god just prefers you to live instead
One of the patriarchs literally asked god if he could die yet and samson literally killed himself

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that literally everyone ITT should be reporting the chinese gacha and Gaycuck Reviewers spam. If only a few people do it can be easily covered up. If even half of the people who come here start doing their civic duty, that's going to be literally thousands of reports on the spammer every thread.

Reminder that the guy spamming them doesn't even bother to hide the fact he's spamming to intentionally shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837793
I just think it's a good setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837793
Now let's find someone who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837793
Dude, check the OP, yesterday jannie deleted other threads made without gacha shit. They're against us, we need someone from here to become a jannie and cleanse our thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837643
>Kiki gets dropped through the wrong portal and ends up in India
>either instantly dies of a heart-attack or goes full-nuclear cleansing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>No high level angel wife that can fire divine rays of light but is still fighting to get the perfect omette flip

[Anonymous No.]

if you found a portal to MGE who would you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837730
>be edgy /pol/ atheist Anon
>Portals!
>wants a pure tradwaifu to microwave his tendies just like mom used to, and wash his cheeto-stained sweatpants at least once a month
>gets sent a Kiki maido
>every Sunday makes Anon go with her to Russian Orthodox church, get baptized, eventually have a full church wedding, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837863
>who?
Only any Anons in voice range as I just dive through immediately in case it closes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837821
We need every thread native, and I mean EVERY thread native, to be vigilant and to send moderation feedback ( https://www.4chan.org/feedback ) to report both the spammers and the janitor every time there's suspicious janny activity like with this thread.
Note that if you, yes YOU reading this are lazy about this, these threads will probably die soon because of coordinated attacks. We actually need to make noise to be heard if we're under attack.

I'm not a janny so I don't know what their guidelines are, but I'm fairly sure it's against their work contract or code of conduct or whatever to LITERALLY HELP COORDINATED RAIDERS ATTACK LAW ABIDING COMMUNITIES.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you lick mg feet?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45837906
I have no fucking idea what kind of drugs you people are on but I want some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837793
>Gaycuck Reviewers
Htf is ISR cucking? Or gay?
Yes, they're all literal whores, but nobody in ISR is married to anybody. As far as we see they're all just single dudes in the Tavern and the unmarried whores in the brothels that they pay to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837863
First I call a friend and we test it if it's truly a MGE portal. If yes, I needed to give you the coordinates without alerting the fed, the easiest way would be to go in find a lilim and ask her for help to established a permanent bridge between our world. If time is ticking, I take my family and friends with me and just post the coordinates here with proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837939
Over the most generic catgirl image you can get too. If it wasn't for this nuclear meltdown I wouldn't think the image is anything but a cat holding onto a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837906
>against their work contract
Yeah, Jannies can get fined up to half their pay if you complain hard enough.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837951
He's exaggerating and appears to have a screw or two loose, but ISR still doesn't belong in this thread and is brought up mainly by one schizophrenic shitposter on his insane crusade against MGE and this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837968
This is where you say nothing belongs in the thread except one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Feeling an itch to write an incredibly degenerate story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837984
Then do it

[Anonymous No.]

Feel a lich to write an incredibly degenerate story

[Anonymous No.]

>45837939
>45837958
>he's already trying to distract and demoralize

Reminder to everyone reading this that the spammer made this thread, people tried to make a real thread and every attempt was instantly deleted: ( Read the beginning of the thread on the archive: >>/jp/thread/45829338 )

The reason they did this is that a real thread would instantly gain momentum over the spammer's thread, and deleting it would cause a lot more noise, so the janitor was camping out the board and instantly stomping out the thread's attempts to defend itself from getting the OP hijacked.

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>>45837968
I'm not "that guy" (afaik) but I don't object to ISR.
Yes, it's not all pure-virgin-waifus like MGE, but they're just single guys fucking whores, so within the overall standards it's 'honest', there's no cucking, cheating, divorce, or other deceit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838008
Instructions were unclear. Felt a lich and now She's using my body to make a very degenerate story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838010
I'm fairly sure because it's just down to multiple threads not being allowed. But I'm honestly digging this evil janny shizo posting. How long until people start saying there's an evil admin afoot?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon loli to be the lieutenant of my undead horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838024
Vast majority here doesn't want literal whore MG talk ITT and it's been this way for a very long fucking time now, go find another place if you want that kind of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838044
You aren't fooling anyone who's been here for a long time with your bullshit

Oldfags remember this isn't even the first time we've had a rogue janitor attacking us. Back in 2015 or something there was one so bad that we actually got a mod post in the thread trying to figure that shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838008
Touch a Raiju with two wires to make a generator story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837210
The MG pantheon is pretty at odds with any Abrahamic "one true God" thing, but these are exactly the kind of mental gymnastics you'd expect to see followers using. There are similarities since, y'know, the MGE world uses some of those concepts, but it's not the same. You'd hear more "c'mon, seriously?" reactions from non-believers, fence sitters getting shaken off, mostly away from those religions, and a whole lot of coping believers.

What might be most amusing would be the doublethink from the faithful who monsters get their hands on anyway. Also, politicians changing stories as the monsters do their thing behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838055
Sabbaths are perfect as succu girl establishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838053
>Everyone act like she has no cunning or strategic mastery due to her age.
>They're actually right but because of the sheer numbers of your hordes and other, more cunning lieutenants you still get wins in.
Masterful victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45837821
>we need someone from here to become a jannie
All Jannys nowadays are literal Trannys, and no Anon wants to get transformed into an Alp just to help you gatekeep.

[Anonymous No.]

can my wife stop marking me with kisses and sitting on me and rubbing her ass on my face when im doing stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838024
>I don't object to ISR
Then you probably shouldn't be here. It's all trashy whores, half of what I saw on /a/ when it aired was the guys turning into women and other gay shit, and the art style is absolutely disgusting too. It's just pure derangement, fitting it's only superfan here is an outsider that comes here just to spam and troll.

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>>45837863
I would go in without hesitation for the same reasons as >>45837900 but I wouldn't look for a wife until I reopen the portals permanently back to here. Would probably be a fun adventure too.

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>>45838074
>Oldfags
>2015
Heh.
Also that mod post was literally just "hey, you are allowed to post a new thread when you hit the image limit". I'm still pissed about it since it didn't even mention the fact the janny kept deleting the threads so they couldn't be archived.

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>>45838178
If I remember correctly the thread hijacker janny did stop his bullshit sometime after that. It was clearly just a non-commital PR post and the mods were fully aware of what was going on, behind the scenes they probably either booted him or told him to stop fucking around with the board.

[Anonymous No.]

If the bear is brown, lie down.
If the bear is black, fight back.
If the bear is white, say goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838220
how nice of Miss Polar Bear to tuck me in

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>>45838087
Overall there would be an increase in religious believer Anons as the available range of religions increases, as does the level of proof from the current faith-only to actually seeing the MGE Gods every day.
You don't just have to believe in only Roman Catholicism, or Protestantisms, or Islam, after the portals, Anons can actually meet dozens of Gods and experience their powers at work, then choose whichever system suits them abd their waifu the best.
However there may be other factors that still affect which Gods' Temple an Anon follows - e.g. Anon might see a few hot Valks and want to believe in Valhalla, but unless you've been a warrior before the portals end human wars, you probably don't qualify for entry.

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>>45838155
>e art style is absolutely disgusting too.
Maybe you just have bad taste.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45838300
She looks tsundere and I love it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45837521
The wisps are wet and waiting.

>>45837863
First, I'd need to know it's an MGE portal or I'm not doing anything, not even telling the authorities because they'd think I was crazy and I'd have to agree. If I knew it was an MGE portal I'd send a message to a few family members and go through, working with the most powerful lims or whatever I can find to start up political relations and more portals. I'd probably find a wife along the way, but getting something important accomplished would take priority.

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>>45838332
>get your pet dog/cat
>throw pet into portal
>if a few seconds later you hear "yo anon you want some fug?"
Then it is an mge portal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45837863
no one aside from family
go into the portal, whip the monsters into horny fervor and make them more portals
come back a champion of eros

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>>45838233
>Overall there would be an increase in religious believer Anons
I tried to phrase that in a way that was pointing at major monotheistic religions as they are now. Yeah, you'd naturally get more religious folks overall if the gods start showing up.

>>45838345
Rude.

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>>45838353
Girls that are as skittish as her would be fairly annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838370
>come back! i want to fuck!
alas, it was too late

[Anonymous No.]

SPROINK

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[Anonymous No.]

Your monster wife doesn't want you reading junk that preaches death and misery and torment to those that do not believe in it, she will throw your bible in the bin and tell you to give up worshiping the jewish god who wants people that don't serve him to suffer for eternity.

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>>45834715
Where can I read it? Tried looking at the writer list and didn’t find the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838410
That's a lot of snek.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that I married a cute Lim like I always wanted but she insisted that I also marry some of her retainers because even after the portals opened there aren't nearly enough human men to go around and she didn't want them waiting any longer. I really hope that doesn't happen, I want a happy monogamous life with a cute Lim and lots of cute Lim daughterus.

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>>45838470
The writer's name is Legend of the Dog Faced Woman

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman/pseuds/Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1747951986115543306?s=20
bogie tongue analysis

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45838470
It was that one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48469915

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNKBuklUHM

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>>45838513
>>45838606
i need more scary but sweet milf hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

Returning to Mother Base

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838613
Would fuck the funny cat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lost another one to foxes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838683
How do I arrange to be claimed by a fox?

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>>45838683
When will it be my turn...

[Anonymous No.]

>tell Bicorn wife that I don't want any other wives
>expect a fight
>she agrees to stop bringing it up
>few weeks later, she starts a book club with the single Succubus who lives next door
>the next week, a Hakutaku joins
>the week after, a Pyrow and Holstaur join
>two weeks later, a Troll joins
>all of them single
>nervously sweating in my office while they're chatting it up in the living room
>a month after the Troll joined, the book club gains a Demon, Kobold and Inari
>they're also single
>wife smugly smiles at me when she checks in during a snack break
>wonders aloud if the book club is big enough yet
>oh
>get up, kiss her on the cheek and acknowledge my defeat
>strip naked, walk into the living room and lay down on the floor
>immediately dog-piled and buried under tails, hands, tits, thighs and asses

Bicorns always get their sister-wives.

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[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck will a bicorn do If she finds I love guns more than moster pussy? to the point i sleep hugging my good old mosin nagant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838726
It's kinda cruel not to let them have a sister wife or two, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838752
She will use it to kill you and move on

[Anonymous No.]

for the last time cheshire im not calling your vagina a telepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838769
Do you really want to make your cheshy cry?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45838752
Mamono mana transforms your guns into Cursed Guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838769
that's clever.
give your chesh a headpat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838769
>cut to chesh sadposting on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838769
Answer your telepussy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838785
>Be me chesh
>Find a friend irl
>We play TF2 in his bedroom
>Have a super smart idea
>"Hey anon, you can use my telepussy"
>Grin from ear to ear waiting for his laugh
>He asked me to shut the fuck up
Wtf is wrong with anons, I'm silently sobbing on his skibidy toilets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838798
it's about to get turgid in here

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>>45838782
>Mosin turns into a gun-obake
>"So, uh, can I clean you again? You've got cosmoline leaking out of your-"
>"PUSSY IS FINE, PIG DOG HUSBAND. NOW GRAB VODKA AND BULLET, WE WILL SHOOT BLONDE ALWAYS PINK-WEARING WOMAN."
>"You mean Karen?"
>"DA. HOA IS AFFRONT TO MAN."
I bet she'd get along well with grape snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I'm being raped by somebody I can't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838845
>the mosin's face when i get her greatest rival, a Springfield
>somewhat constant name-calling of pig and fucking ruskie can be heard
>when i give miss Springfield some attention, Miss Mosin gets really cranky and pokes me with her bayonet

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry anon but I don't care how strong you are. If a bunch of monsters walked up and started ginyu force posing on you, you'd lose. They're far too strong for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838954
Dunno what that is but here is the strongest monster.

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>>45838954
ms phantom always writes it so that anon loses to the power of friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838954
>pet them
>win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838954
i pose right back at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838954
As long as they're willing to indulge my requirement for two sessions of missionary full eye contact lovemaking per day, I'm fine with whoever I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838954
That's why I need a Jinko for protection.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45839009
Someone call Eros, we're going to need the big guns for this pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839025
I must pet. I know it's probably rude, but I NEED it.

[Anonymous No.]

someone left a set of weighing scales outside miss dragon's cave and now she's refusing to come outside ever again.
hands up. who was bullying the fat lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839059
Me, talking her she must be this big to ride me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839112
hag dragons with bulging scales.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45834604
>this artist
But that's an AI gwnerated pic

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna pray to the Chief God in hopes of getting my isekai. Then I'm gonna team up with the first Lim I find and make the Chief God my perfect little housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

next gaira cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839192
>>45839221
Go back to deviantart, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839200
That's really unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839247
Oh shit that's the sandshark girl guy. Damn that's neat, shame you're a complete fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839263
Sorry let's go back to talking about how blessed we are that there is a new comic gaira cover to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839124
Imagine playing with them hags

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>>45839276
really wearing your heart on your sleeve there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839276
>instantly proves me right
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839294
Projecting much?
I know it's been, like, ten gaira covers since the first and only game update but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839233
I think I like the humanoid body more than the lamia-style one, thighs are too important.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if you can ask smoke hobo for favors like a mob boss

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45839323
I hear the mob boss can't refuse a request made on the day of her daughter's wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839323
You can but your wife joins her freaky smoke harem of monsters who trail after her husband trying to get a dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

So can we finally take this recent shift in how the thread is as the final sign that maybe we should stop making them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839335
Who hurt you, Friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839352
the door's right there friend. free yourself

[Anonymous No.]

0 votes

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>>45839353
He's not your friend, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839353
Nobody?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all ~90 people here should be doing their duty and reporting all of the mick's schizo posts, furshit and off topic image spam.

If you're lazy or demoralized and don't participate, then you won't be heard. We've seen from before he does get deletions and bans, when too many reports accumulate for a single rogue element to delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839376
I'm not your buddy, guy.

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>>45839387
>implying the janitor would actually do shit about the furfaggot
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>45839401
It's afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839387
You should just be posting elves.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45839416
Charcoal milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Cowcubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839421
A Volcanic region delicacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839421
no grey milk, filled with lots of iron, makes u have steel bones and gives a 999 def stat but halved ur speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839408
No, I'm being realistic. Absolutely nothing has been done about the furry but any posts shit talking him, wondering why it seems like janitors are protecting him or just trying to not partake in his and his buddy's threads instantly get deleted. You're retarded if you think anything is gonna happen.

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>>45839433
>hindenburg
funny.

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>>45839440
Here's the thing: a lot of people are lazy. When just a few people report the furfag's retarded shit, those reports are easy for a single corrupt janitor to cover up. If 90 people report all of his posts? Actual mods are going to see there's something going on, because someone is getting reported hundreds and hundreds of times and no action is being taken.

Same with moderation feedback. If only a couple of people send a report to https://www.4chan.org/feedback? Probably gets lost in the noise. If 90 people send feedback every time the corrupt janitor deletes posts shit talking Schizo Mick while doing nothing about furry spam, or every time he deletes 10 legimate threads to help a spammer hijack the OP? Someone is going to start noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839582
I can't believe you're still going on about the thread issue. What kind of raging schizophrenia drives someone to care so much about an image not being your preferred franchise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839618
way to ignore all the other stuff but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839631
Next thread should have an ISR OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>45839618
>a year of raiding and a corrupt janitor working for the raid discord first and 4chan distant second? not a problem
>please don't tattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839582
Nothing is gonna happen. They're just gonna delete threads on sight then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839643
Quite the opposite. Nothing is going to happen if we don't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839643
Thread schizos that keep attacking some general until dealth with are an extremely common phenomenon. Even janitors going schizo is so common that 4chan literally has a dedicated moderation feedback form and asks for new janitor applications on a yearly basis.

Neither of the problems we have is anything the upper management hasn't seen a thousand times before.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45839683
>>45839690
Don't feel like dealing with getting banned for "false reports", anon. But hope it works out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839707
Silly Hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839722
lol

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>>45839722
More demoralization propaganda.

The fact is that for someone to get warned or banned for a false report, an actual mod has to see your case. If we have a corrupt janitor protecting a shitposter (which we do) he can't get you banned for false reports because he would literally be reporting himself for abusing his power to the mod. If you're reporting furshit, off topic spam and other obviously malicious activity, the best he can do is reject the reports. The only time I've ever gotten warned for a false report was when I misclicked a completely wrong reason.

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>>45839722
>getting banned for "false reports", anon
Literally never had a problem with "false reports" and I've sent a fair share of them. It's more likely they're just ignored.
>>45839690
This Anon is correct, it's not even the first time /mgt/ itself is targeted by a weirdo with explicit intent of destroying it. Unless you can gaslight him into thinking harassing the hololive thread is going to get him that picture, your only option is outlasting his autism and hoping he gets institutionalized or something. Just keep laughing at him until then.

Anyway, monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning Human!

[Anonymous No.]

What do sweaty hellhounds smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839784
Going somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839786
Like love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839772
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839800
Ainu cat?

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>>45839732
>>45839759
>>45839772
You're just wasting time, nothing is gonna happen outside of maybe mods kicking us to another board. None of this matters anymore and nothing will be done outside of the bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>45839821
>please don't report me or my discord friend that's infiltrated the janny team

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839821
we're all wasting time. for the minimal effort expended nothing is not the terrible consequence you like to present it as. either nothing happens, or it gets better. i'm okay with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839821
>outside of maybe mods kicking us to another board
That's unironically the better alternative to a slow death from thousand cuts from some retard who managed to become a janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839811
shes hairy down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839800
yup

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are such devious creatures. Fortunately my elf companion is very loyal and trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839948
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839963
Here seems fine to me. We have diverse monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839976
Nah, get lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers are ambush predators to such a degree that if you look at it directly and it's aware you can see it, your chances of being attacked by that tiger are significantly lower.

[Anonymous No.]

T O M
O
M

[Anonymous No.]

>Ask haku about famous zipangu !sengoku jidai battles
>She tells you of the great sake siege
>Where a clan of predominantly onis were holed up with supplies to last them for several years and plenty of entertainment (someone brought dice)
>Walls completely impenetrable. 5 layer thick defenses. Flawless defence.
>Foolproof plan.
>...Only they forgot the booze
>So, cunning human clan devises a plan to take the castle
>They instruct all the clans coopers to build the LARGEST sake barrel they can make
>Soldiers ordered to cut down swathes of forest to make the barrel
>Then, they gather all the clans sake makers, and order them to pour EVERYTHING they can spare into the great barrel
>A truly noxious, overpowering, highly intoxicating swill that nobody sane would drink
>Perfect for onis
>Wheel barrel up to castle's gates and knock thrice on the door
>"A GIFT FOR YOUR CLAN!"
>Large oni guard tells besiegers to get bent
>"IT'S BOOZE!"
>...
>Barrel rushed in and gate slams behind them, is quickly moved to centre of castle and all onis gathered
>Everything is going according to human clan's plan - the cripplingly dry and sober onis have all foresaken their weapons and armour in anticipation for a grand piss up
>Completely vulnerable and unsuspecting of what... or rather, who, is inside the barrel
>A crack team of the human clan's best samurai, including the !daimyo himself
>All they need to do now is jump out of the barrel and...
>they can't get out of the barrel, which is only the second most pressing issue
>why can't I balance properly?
>why are those big red women looking at me so lecherously?
>the human clan had literally PICKLED themselves in oni-grade alcohol
>couldn't walk in a straight-line, let alone fight a oni
>luckily for them, onis who haven't seen booze or men for months have a spot soft for drunk guys
>especially if they come with booze!
>massive party
>all ends happily, siege ends and clans united with one !daimyo's sloshed head being pampered in the other's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840038
pat the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839638
Eggcellent idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840048
MY NAME! IS THOMAS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839833
>>45839840
>>45839849
Sure anons, I bet if you spam report the next awful thread that shows up you totally won't end up getting banned and nothing done about the shitpost thread in question being left completely fine. Go ahead, I'm sure it will work out for you despite the fact that the only janitor around allegedly sides with the shitposters in question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840038
Yeah, that's why people would wear masks on the backs of their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840094
The ol' Pynchmeister himself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840100
you new or something? this isn't the first time the OP gets vandalized. sometime it sticks, sometimes it doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840094
>Cheshire starts calling you Thom
>despite pronouncing it the exact same way as Tom you can practically still hear the h

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829338
always trust hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840100
You sound oddly invested in discouraging anons from reporting, shouldn't you be just ignoring all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840094
Me too, life is well made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840133
*thrust

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840074
That image might be a little too spicy for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45839323
Can she stop smoking in my room/apartment? I don't like the smell of smoke and i think smoking is unhealthy, if this woman wants to call herself my wife she should be healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840140
Off of cliffs maybe. Kinda awkward because they're hard to shove and have a penchant for slithering down vertical surfaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840140
that would be later

[Anonymous No.]

>45839638
>45840074
The least malicious homogay reviewers spammer. Reminder that this is what we're dealing with.

>45840100
>don't do anything bro
>just accept it bro
>just let them destroy the thread bro
This poster is so adamant about telling us to not use the tools made to report shitposters and rogue janitors, that he keeps making multiple posts to demoralize people from doing it.

It's almost like he really doesn't want actual moderators to find out about what he's doing in here.

[Anonymous No.]

I will engage the cheshire in psychological warfare. I will not lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840177
I don't know if she's patient enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840203
>not use the tools made to report shitposters and rogue janitors,
Cause they don't work. How long have you been doing this and nothing happened? None of the mods give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys which way is up again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840247
Updog will show you the way.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna marry a baphomet just so I can name our daughter Goaty McGoatface

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840278
She'll be the Greatest Of All Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>45840235
Incorrect. For the last year people have been mostly ignoring it. Just a few weeks ago some mod took notice and banned the raiders for three days because enough people reported them that time.

Let's see what happens when about a hundred people have finally had enough and start actually using the report button and the feedback form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840293
Not happening, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840231
Her patient runs if you look at another girl than her. Otherwise you're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

He's trying so hard to convince us to just not do anything, incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840060
ok miss haku nice story time to take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840341
have fun getting banned for nothing, anon

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk and I just wanna use monster girls as grills.

[Anonymous No.]

>45840377
>now he's just repeating himself

Reminder
>>45839759
>>45839759

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840432
Just shut the fuck up and DO things. God, you are such an oversensitive bitch. Post MGs instead of metaposting. The sane anons got the message.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45840340
>Her patient runs
Must not have been very urgent if they can run. That's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840340
>patient
Hope she still has her medical license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840449
Going to second this, or at least ask them to wait a bit before suggesting it again. I'm going to start reporting now, but there's nothing to be gained by arguing with the bad actors about whether or not we should try to alert the mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840432
>yeah just waste your time, effort and likely get banned for false reports for absolutely nothing when the offending shitposters will be completely left alone
>I am very smart
Guess we'll see you in three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840278
>Not naming her Flatty Bumbalatti

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to feel an eel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840544

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840454
Looks like someone left their pizza in the oven a bit too long.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want my cock to throaty pusher an ochi musha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840454
turns out i don't want to romance a pile of eyes and goo unless it's purple

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840590
Purple has mouths too. That reminds me of that pic where a Shog licks the guy's balls with one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to row (sexual) with a cow (sexual)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840572
Beats a toaster in the bathtub, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

eh, this thread's going so fast im no longer following these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840600
>those saggers
Why do centaurs always have such exaggeratedly big breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840623
whats a cow (sexual)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840675
Big babies, big boobies. Also, an apology for horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840676

[Anonymous No.]

Drink buddies are required

[Anonymous No.]

When is /mgt/ going to have a vrchat meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840698
I feel like it has to be some sort of evolutionary pressure towards attracting human men with tools they naturally recognize to then eventually corrupt them into hosspuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840749
That's reasonable to think. I was going to say something about horses and cows not being that distantly related, but apparently that's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840432
This kind of incessant whining over a marginally off-topic post is far more derailing than the post itself. You are part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840722
thinking about cow saggers <-- blessed, meditating, at peace
thinking about flatties <-- cursed, disheveled, unsettled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840781
And yet you couldn't help yourself and HAD to respond to him, inviting further derailing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840794
And yet you had to respond to THAT guy, thus derailing the thread EVEN FURTHER...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840781
>over a marginally off-topic post
Let's just not mention the literal year of raiding, and a likely corrupt staff member intentionally protecting and aiding the raiders. Clearly the ones speaking up and telling others to use the site features explicitly meant to deal with the situlation are the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

genies are scary

[Anonymous No.]

A scathing blow, how will Anon recover from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840819
Ear molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840819
Anon should draw a meme of Chesh getting fucked in the ass by him.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Lady Morholst, knight of the Round Farm of the Kingdom of Saggalot. She trained in Holstein before beginning her errant for the holy milk jug of Jermoosalem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840812
>likely corrupt staff member
schizophreniaaaaaaa-iaaaa-iaaaa(ah)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840832
>holy milk jug
What does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840832
whats with the fucking zipped jirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840834
Did miss shog put something in the water? everyone seems to have gone full shizo as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840843
he who can lift the jug and empty its contents will be crowned true king of the cows (and get strong bones) - for only the true king has a thirst for milk great enough to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840854
what artifact do I need to find to fix my poor aching back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840834
I'm sure you have a perfectly normal explanation for a year of

>him systematically protecting known insane shitposters
>about a dozen instances of him manually scrolling the thread to delete posts, one individiual post at a time, that were talking shit about said known insane shitposter while leaving him spamming furry porn untouched
>him specifically guarding the catalogue at the same time the spammer made this thread, instantly deleting five or more attempts at a proper OPs by actual posters >>/jp/thread/45829338

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>>45840832
Finally! A chivalrous knight and example for us all! Much unlike those filthy brigand moocernaries from the mootriarchy

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>>45840827
>Chesh responds with a pic of her riding anon into the ground
>Things escalate with various pictures of increasingly depraved situations involving Anon and Chesh
Anon has entered an arms race, I hope he is prepared

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>>45840911
Look, ma, a flying cup!

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>>45841028
how do CEO grapes hunt?

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>>45841028
Miss Demon is looking a bit weird today...

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>>45840871
None of those ops were meaningfully any different from our current one.

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>>45841028
>draconopode
what does it mean?

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>>45841034
You know, apart from none of them being chinese gacha trash and none of them having been made by a known spammer as an intentional way to undermine the threads. You have a tendency to forget some "minor" details when you post, so it's a good thing actual thread natives are nice enough to remind you.

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>>45841031
expensive dinner dates

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>>45841061
You're wasting your time, they are trolling you.

[Anonymous No.]

chesh TROLLS husband with TEN CHESHLING PREGNANCY after she PRANKS him with a LEGLOCK

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone said Trolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841087
11 cheshires in one house sounds awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841094
I love these stinky bimbos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841123
That's very rude anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841051
>Phantom chesh making parodies of every play the regular phantom makes
>They all still end with (you) getting raped though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45840871
if i was a jannie i'd be taking checks from Big Ireland too you'd better believe it

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>>45841123
>>45841128
I love those fragrant hotties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841128
I love these strong smelling women with usually curvaceous bodies and a tendency to act based on instinct rather than logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841175
Hands too small, also hips not wide enough

[Anonymous No.]

It’s all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841175
Being claimed by a muscle Troll that thinks she's an Amazoness is one of the best ends in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841175
Such fascinating tribeswoman.
Winston, bring me my camera, I wish to attain a picture of this native beauty before returning to the expedition!

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>>45841203
Go complain to axem.
>>45841226
>>45841227
So called free thinkers when they see a muscly woman.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45841175
Strong women give birth to strong children

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>>45841251
I don't trust the judgement of paid thinkers.

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>>45841279
I want a muscle zombie to give birth to strong children

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>>45841279
What kind of judgement do you trust in then?

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>>45841251
I want to drink her milk

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>>45841175
getting pheremone'd is a fantasy of mine

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>>45840038
>print out pictures of people staring and put them all over my bedroom
>ocelomeh night raids stop the very same day

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>>45840133
I always eat my hebi neighbor's cooking because I read online that it would be hebiphobic not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>"WELCOME, HUMAN! TO THE MANSION"
boss battle have to start grand right?

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>>45841251
Anon, this is an exceptionally rare jungle troll in the wild!
Unaware of civilization, they lead simple lives as hunters and gatherer's in the wilds.
Why, none of them have even taken to metal smithing! Instead relying on strength and cunning to catch mates and prey!

>>45841279
Dat bite strength

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>>45841305
I trust those that see strength is a positive trait.
>>45841354
I don't know if this works on jaguars too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841313
Imagine a whole dairy factory with Trolls trying to pass up as Holstaurs

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>>45841373
not always

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>SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
>Eyeing YOUNG ANONS WITH BAD INTENT
>SNOTS RUNNING DOWN HER NOSE
>TOFU COVERED FINGERS SMEARING HER SHABBY KIMINO
>HEY ARA LUNG

>DRYING IN THE COLD SUN
>SHLICKING AS THE YOUNG ANONS RUN
>HEY ARA LUNG

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>>45841390
ah... scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841390
Going by this picture, the one on the far left is actually a small fox?

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>>45841426
I really like this dumb looking fox, and her body is pretty hot

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>>45841390
Most mentally stable fox family

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>>45841438
If you caught her eye she could easily grab you by the scruff of the neck and walk home with you clutched tight in her arms. There wouldn't be a thing you could do about it.

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>>45841438
She doesn't read as "dumb" to me. She reads as dangerously smug.
Which I am INTO.

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>>45841426
>CROSS EYED SHOTA
>GOES JUMPING IN AGAIN

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>>45841426
>SHITTING ON A PARK BENCH

[Anonymous No.]

Big fox hours

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>>45841550

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>>45841550
Perfect for winter cuddling. I want a big fluffy fox gf to surround me with her warmth inside her kimono.

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Six months until we can all experience her probably not loving embrace.

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>>45837291
What do you think she's up to now that she escaped?

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>>45841592
pretty sure some anon will fix her

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>>45841599
streaming

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She keeps singing montage songs while anon trains

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841612
>Hau hau! This is MofuMistress69 here and today we'll be making a redstone minecart launcher in minecraft

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>>45841599
Plotting Wars and General Mischief.

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>>45841592
Compared to Moloch she can't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841629
>Obaasan Tamamo, not being able to keep with the times, turns into the internet explorer of streamers

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>>45841663
old women trying (poorly) to stay hip

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>>45841518
Not him, but dumb looking doesn't mean dumb. I see her as an eldritch being, but one that's not malicious.

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>>45841686
eldritch beings aren't fun unless they are so eldritch that they don't even have a frame of reference for acting maliciously.

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>>45841715
I imagine she's trying to be friendly, but is just eldritch enough that she's mostly confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834001
You'll be begging for cuddles in no time

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>>45841680
That is my weakness, hags trying new fads to attract men just melts me away

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if an incubus has sex with a human woman? Lets say he got incubized with succubus nostrum, or one of the other 1000 ways there are to incubize someione instantly. If he has sex with a human woman, would she turn into a succubus herself?

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>>45841883
Yes m'lord
>>45841680
MOAR

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>>45841883
they typically don't take much interest in them
understandably so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841883
Sounds about right, although it doesn't happen unless he was already in a relationship with her before he incubized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45841255
>Your demon coworker meekly asks you to massage her tail
>You don't know that this is a sex act
What do?

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>>45841905
Just imagine it. An order Heroine is going through a dungeon, and after she dodges countless traps, demon curses that leave womb tatoos, tentacles and aprodisiacs in a miriad of forms, she's completely exhausted and unable to resist the advances of her former colleage, who she was trying to save, turned into an incubus by the mamono dubngeon boss.

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>>45842049
Needs a confession of love and her crying tears of joy as the MAMONO MANA kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45834269
MOFU SPIDER

[Anonymous No.]

Lizard sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842086
No. It's going to turn into pure debauchery as she monsterizes slowly bit by bit, succumbing into the pleasure she always secretly wanted to enjoy.

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>>45837479

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>>45842136
What about one, then the other, like a pendulum swing? I could dig it.

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>>45841972
I'm not going to massage any of my coworker's anything, no matter how meekly they ask. What the hell is up with that? Report her to HR.

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>>45842049
This but she’s a lizard worn down by the sexxxo dungeon. Fight club (gone sexual). Do lizards get off to pain? Wanting to get beat down by your mate sounds like an extreme M fetish.

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>>45842183
>report harassment to HR
>they force you to watch a 1 hour video on how to accept a monster's advances
>she has to watch a 1 hour video on how to seduce a man

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>>45842232
It's probably more embarrassing to her in the end.

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>>45842243
For most succ types a man getting up and walking away when she's trying to seduce him would have to be mortifying.

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>>45842243
>He gets cultural sensitivity training
>She gets an intervention to check if everything is all right

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>Be evil bastard
>Die
>Get sent to hell
>Demon gatekeep reading all my sins
>Parking in a handicapped spot, Stealing candy from those buy by weight stores, using all the hot water, not wiping the toilet seat after getting piss on it, and many more
>My punishment
>I must now play and review porn games with a cheshire co-host

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>You a catfucker?

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>>45842450
Yes, of the striped, muscled variety.

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>>45842450
It's an ancient and largely forgotten thread meme at this point, but ribbed pussy still lives rent free in my cat loving head.

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>>45832564
If the portals opened up when I was an old and uglier man I would feel really devastated, I would have to become an incubus first before even trying to find my soulmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>live in the endgame zone peacefully because all the endgame monsters and final boss left to go camp outside the starting zone for lvl 1 heroes
>when the occasional endgame monster does come along and find me, just tell them I'm a feature of the level, I'm an NPC that sells potions to heroes
>they always accept it without any convincing and leave me alone
>finally, my virginity is safe from monsters

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>>45836507
You know, the weird thing is I always actually thought they would despise pretty much all of our religions given the way their gods operate currently, but nope. They celebrate the Chief God's birthday despite the fact she's trying to literally kill them all, it's kinda bizarre

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>>45837089
>Forced to become a cumpump for malestrom girls or become the bottom bitch for a corp
Kinda hot

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>>45842509
that'll work till you find a gremlin, they'll know you aren't an NPC and turn you into their personal manapump

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>>45842517
I always felt like mamono would have an incredibly easy time melding with Christianity. Paul talking about how you should be fucking your wife NOW, forgiveness, etc. The real friction would be the evangelicals that got scared about DnD i think. A bunch of amorous monsters coming through tears in reality would probably a meltdown of unprecedented proportions in much of the "bible belt"

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>>45842462
Coming up--one striped kot, smug in her strength.

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>>45842557
Is sodomy allowed? I'm not joking by the way, I think that would actually be a break or make thing
I wonder what monster would most likely be a reddit atheist, I want to say gremlin or maybe autonomaton

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>>45842573
That's just an onahole.

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>>45842517
>They celebrate the Chief God's birthday
Probably picked it up from their husbands and fathers who had good memories of celebrating it as kids.

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>>45842557
Nah, it'll be a murderfest. Probably by both sides!

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>>45842580
It heavily depends on who you ask like most things with Christianity, but from my personal perspective it was always a specific condemnation of dudes fucking other dudes. technically anal wasn't even brought up in the first instance of the word, but like most things it's evolved and changed over time and, well, you can imagine the intentions the sodomites had when they tried to get after the pretty new guys in town.
>>45842592
Well I've met some really unhinged evangelicals, but I doubt they'd get anything, but a stern talking to from the average monster after getting dabbed on would probably the worst it got, but I wouldn't discount some kinds of jonestownery

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monsters are dumb all of their inventions and innovations were made by humans as was their society and cities - all human. they require humans and human culture and humanity to survive. why can't they create something themselves?

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>>45842557
Those idiots who look at a star but upside down or even better a cross but upside down, which is literally a symbol of Saint Peter since he felt unworthy of dying the same way as Christ, are about as actually Christian as those hispanics who worship death.

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>>45842637
telsa was actually a gremlin
shakespeare was actually a phantom
da vinci was actually an artfairy

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>>45842643
I saw a video recently of a """""""Christian""""""" Mexican shaman performing a rite that involved the ritual slaughter of a chicken, coca cola, and a picture of the Virgin Mary and was blown away at just how hard some people can miss the point. Reminds me a lot of how hilariously bad some early MGE translations were. I wonder if all the spacewars shit would have never happened without those insane translations.

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Turn back now, you are not prepared for this hunt.

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>>45842701
I don't think it would've made much of a difference. The whole "grimdark MGE" interpretation didn't really get going until Fallen Maidens, and that was translated by people who knew what they were doing.

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>brave new world bad! I sure hope nothing like that ever happens! I don't want a pod people brainwashing future in which everyone is given dopamine stimulants to ignore how bad everything actually is!
>brave new world but with tits good! I sure hope that happens! I want a pod people brainwashing future in which everyone is given dopamine stimulants via sex to ignore how bad everything actually is!
MGE fans basically

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>>45842737
I've got a secret weapon.

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>>45842783

MGE has none of those problems because magic. It's utopian fantasy not a dystopian warning about anti-intellectualism. You're getting genres mixed up.

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>>45842701
>>45842744
And as we can see some people are just straight up retarded and will focus entirely on their own insane headcannon while refusing all evidence to the contrary.

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>>45842803
>transforming the entire universe into a place where everyone is the same and nobody dies and only one emotion exists is a good thing because..... they le love you
>also its only a good thing because you're brainwashed to think so but that's also a good thing because book said so durrrr
MGE fans basically.

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good eating

[Anonymous No.]

This is what counts for a pure, Oni maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842858
I'll take 3

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>>45842870
One is enough to kill you maybe start there

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>>45842858
Not gonna be a maiden for much longer once I get my hands on her.

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>>45842438
God that sounds like it'd be fun. Being forced to read embarassing porn dialogue while she wears a shit eating grin and puts a microphone to my mouth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842882
Fuck you, I'll take 4 instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842858
Real oni hours

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>>45842870
I mean they are known to work in groups.

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>>45842922
Bad news, 4 is death.

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>>45842858
She looks like she'd start stuttering and blushing when you bust inside.

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>>45842935
I want that blue oni
>looks at you with deadpan eyes
>under her mask, she is smiling brightly at spending time with you
>shows off her mace at any girl that gets near you (out of your eyesight of course)

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>>45842943
5 then, that's all my humble house can handle

[Anonymous No.]

The yellow ones are the REAL dangerous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842997
what does yellow oni milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843023
Banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45842997
Red oni
>Dumb musclebound drunk
Blue oni
>Smart musclebound drunk nerd
Ogre aka green oni
>Drunk WWE fan and will make you reenact moves with her
Yellow ono
>???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843025
if i fed her strawberries, would it taste like strawberry banana milk? asking for my yellow oni's diet plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843029
>Purple
>Pink

Don't try to plumb the depths of yellow's mind, she's an unknowable enigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843044
I choose pink since she has the biggest bust and looks a little dumb, which is ok since it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843044
Purple should be halfway between red and blue, so she's either intellectually average musclebound drunk or dumb musclebound drunk nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843100
No, purple is for MILF

Red is strong
Blue is smart
Purple is milf
Pink is stupid
Yellow is gremlin
Green is kuu

[Anonymous No.]

Mage anon creates clones of himself and jumps his consciousness to a new vessel whenever he gets raped, win-win, the monster gets a husband and he gets to continue his work in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

How to escape a hebi pursuing you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843196
Impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843196
pursue her, she will get startled and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843198
>>45843206
Who let these snakes into this thread?

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>>45843196
i think an interesting solution is getting the help of a Ryu

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45843210
Hebi was just cyber stalking her husband while helping a sister hebi out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843073
>He chose the one who somehow managed to find a fucking kimono in Burger flag print
Unironically great choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Will someone that does NOT have a serpentine anatomy and is not married one please give me a legitimate answer on how to escape a hebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843262
anyone single wouldnt know, all it means is they havent encountered a hebi yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843262
just b urself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843262
have you tried booping her nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843196
>>45843262
Run to a place with gravel that she can't get past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843262
Suicide.
Juuuuuuuust kidding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843299
would hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843299
I will not fall into the cage
I will not succumb to yandere
I WILL NOT lose to snek ghost pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843044
Sexy medium violet

[Anonymous No.]

>order soldier left despairing after the city he defended so valiantly falls to monsters
>a demon and bogey already tried cheering him up, but it just seems they couldn't get through to him
>no matter what, they couldn't make him like how things are now, he just can't accept it
>he asks them, monsters, who always win, how it's fair they always do
>the order is his "team", and he doesn't want to leave it, he likes his team
>so how is he supposed to be happy that his team never wins? that they'll lose in the end and stop existing one day
>they can't seem to find any answer to his trouble, so they decide to give him off to a Mindflayer
>Mindflayer tries to be his therapist and make him lose his despair but like the others that tried, she can't seem to make him happy
>his values are just too strong, he'll never feel satisfied until the side he picked that he devoted his entire life to wins, he'll never feel satisfied so long as it's still so unfair in his eyes
>Mindflayer takes him to bed one night and sighs as she settles into it with him
>he falls asleep as morose as ever with her holding him
>...
>suddenly, he awakes to screams
>the house he fell asleep in is burning down
>people in the streets are running and crying for help
>when he comes to, he sees more Order soldiers charging into the city that was just taken
>a spark of hope comes to him, the city he failed to protect is being retaken for the Chief God!
>but then he sees the Monsters
>they're not cute girls anymore, they're back to their true forms! actual monsters! vicious and terrifying monsters that are killing people! destroying things!
>the monsters that took over his city weren't threats... but these ones are! and what is he doing? standing around?! people are being threatened... and he's a soldier!
>he has to defend the weak!
>he quickly retrieves his sword and rushes into battle alongside his comrades, chopping down goblin after goblin, killing monstrosity after monstrosity
>suddenly he gets hit from the side, goes flying
>a giant, muscly ogre with an ugly countenance snarling at him with a big club
>he's hurt, it's all so real
>but he presses on
>he gets back up and grabs a spear, yells as he runs up a fallen pillar and jumps off the rubble to impale the ogre and bring it down
>...
>after a hard fought battle, the Order is victorious, and the city is retaken, the people saved, monsters destroyed
>finally, for the first time in his life, he actually feels like a soldier as rain pours down over the site of the battle, washing the blood from his face and wounds
>he feels accomplished
>he feels like a winner
>all the despair he felt was gone at last, like he'd truly accomplished his goal and made something of his life
>a village woman in a shawl comes to him after the battle, crying that he was hurt
>he accepts to let her take care of him and patch him up and she thanks him for saving them
>that thank you... it felt so genuine... it was... new!
>it felt so good
>he'd been fighting hard throughout the night, he was so tired now, so exhausted
>the village girl insisted he come with her though, she wouldn't want him sleeping on the hard wooden cots of the barracks after he slew so many foes, she takes him home with her and settles him down into his bed
>the chance to rest is so rewarding to his burning bones, he almost falls asleep immediately
>but not before he felt himself being hugged by the woman, who tells him how brave he is, and how proud he should be of himself
>...
>he brings his arms up and hugs the Mindflayer back tightly
>he melts into her embrace in the bed as her tendrils recede from his ears, he feels so comfortable and happy now
>"Th-...ank you..."
>Mindflayer kisses him on the head
>"You're welcome, my champion..."
>she smiles and strokes his head throughout the night as he rests with her

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>>45842858
>pure
>is of dark skin, not red or blue
anon....

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>>45843240
She’s very patriotic.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4956544&tags=skj+pink_skin
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4278991&tags=skj

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843262
pretty easy, make a wurm call
which is yell as an autistic yell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843044
Pink oni
>Ditzy gyaru bimbo who gets drunk on fruity umbrella drinks
Purple oni
>Ara ara hag who lactates spiced milk
Green oni
>Loli thats hangs out near the store begging for older guys to buy her the hard oni alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843420
I've been considering Mind Flayers more and more lately. Loved the story thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843420
cute

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>>45843612
I can tell the age of a monster just by their clothes, the more they stick to the body showing their voluptuous shapes or some risky style of clothing that clearly shows the shape of their private or provides a peek then we are in presence of a hag

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/rflyr2.webm
Here's your post-portal succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843515

There are brown oni. And black. And white. And peach-colored. And chartreuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45843612
i want ran mommy