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So who would win in a battle between these two? Both of them are sages and extremely powerful, not to mention dangerous to be around. If they ever fought, who would come out on top? Personally, for me, it would be Yuuka.

>> No.45825618

The gape youkai

>> No.45825639

well yuuka ended up being the most fucked in that doujin so probably yukari

>> No.45825736

>>45825598
Yukari's power is bullshit, ll she has to do is create a gap below Yuuka that sends her straight to the Moon. Bam, no more green haired ballbuster.

>> No.45825744

>>45825598
kek

>> No.45825925
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>>45825598
That's rich coming from the Vegeta of 2hus. Still, I hope they fight so I can get some good fap material.

>> No.45826015

>>45825925
It's impressive how Diisuke still doesn't have a Yukari r-18 doujin after so long, he only has those old eroge.

>> No.45826032

>>45825598
Goku

>> No.45826047

>>45825925
They're leaking...

>> No.45826530
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>>45825598
If we talking raw power, it's gappy all the way. Kinda hard to stop someone who can just pop into anyone's house anytime.
If we talking seduction ability.... god damn, it's so hard to beat that plaid skirt. Gotta go with Yuuka. And she can play the part of lovely wife much better than that conceited gap hag ever could, trust me.

>> No.45826725

>>45825598
Hard to say who would win. They might be close in power but i'd say Yukari wins because her big computer-like brain would give her an edge. She also seems the type to rely more on tricks and cheating as opposed to Yuuka who is more straight forward.
>>45825736
She could dodge the gap or just fly right back to earth instantly. Even some of the weaker characters in Imperishable Night made it through Eientei's infinite hallways easily so Yuuka would logically move super fast. Also I want to fuck both of them.

>> No.45827495

>>45825598
It depends. Yuuka is stronger in raw strength, but Yukari has more tricks up her sleeves and is overall a sly bitch. Also Yukari in Diisuke's "new" artstyle is so goddamn sexy, he really needs to make a doujin with her as the main character.

>> No.45827777

>>45825598
Damn she got toasted.

>> No.45829831

>>45827495
What he "needs" to do is make Part 4 already.

>> No.45831978

>>45826015
>It's impressive how Diisuke still doesn't have a Yukari r-18 doujin after so long, he only has those old eroge.

With the AI you can generate infinite Diisuke doujin, what's stopping you?

>> No.45832009

>>45825598
Whoever wins, we lose.

>> No.45832969
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>>45825598
oh, yes, yukari. the great sage of the background cameos.

>> No.45833885

>>45826530
Youkai wife = happy life

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>>45833885
Yes. Unless you are Yukari's wife. She can't tell the difference between (You) and her shikigami unless you're actively launching baby batter in her.
Which she won't let you do 24/7 because of course 23 hours of her day will be spent either sleeping or congratulating herself on getting such an "easily swayed" human to fall for her so much.
Right in front of your face, of course.

>> No.45834473

>>45834459
>Yes. Unless you are Yukari's wife.
Anon...

>> No.45834476

>>45834473
Yukari will be the one wearing the pants, I'm afraid.

>> No.45834659

>>45834473
With any youkai, let's be real. You're going to be the wife in the relationship. If you're really unlucky your youkai wife will make you crossdress too (unlucky for some at least. We all know that touhou fans are no stranger to crossdressing)

>> No.45840889

>>45825598
The cock

>> No.45844169

>>45834659
Which youkai is most likely to make you crossdress? I think Alice.

>> No.45844450

>>45834659
>With any youkai
Hell no, Kogase is definitely the wife in her reletionship.

>> No.45844493
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>>45834659
>With any youkai
Kagerou
Wakasagihime
Kogasa
Seija(she'll flip the power dynamic on herself)
Alice
Patchy
Koakuma(she'd only be pushy for sex)
Momoji(Female wolves don't jockey for authority)
Wriggle
Any fairy
Tsukasa
Ran
Chen
Koishi
Okyuu
Megumu(in private)
Mamizou
Kokoro
Yamame
Yuugi
Chiyari
Enoko
Meiling
Remillia
Flan
That's just off the top of my head.
Also, take your homosexuality out of here.

>> No.45844499

>>45844493
We did it boys being married to a woman is now homosexual.

>> No.45844502
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>>45844499
Crossdressing is homosexual behavior, as is pegging, as is futa, as is whatever disgusting fetish you have that makes you into the women

>> No.45844560

>>45844502
BASED Mokoposters

>> No.45844587

>>45844502
If a girl wears pants, is she a lesbian?

>> No.45844591

>>45844502
None of what you said is gay in the slightest

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>>45844591
He didn't mention your retard button getting pushed, I am safe from the homo of sexuality.

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>>45844502
Preach it brotha.
I wish every faggot would go to a hateful version of Gensokyo and get cured from their homosexuality through 2hus beating them into shape. Before getting thrown out to live in the outside world again.
Every straight /jp/ user would get to live in their own private Gensokyo suited to their tastes.

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>>45844587
NTA but I find women in pants very arousing.
However, I also find women in skirts very arousing.
There must be a connection here I'm not seeing...

>> No.45847032

>>45846878
talking to yourself isn't healthy anon

>> No.45847932

>>45844502
True. Autogynophiles and homos are the worst posters on /jp/. Or rather on internet in general.

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>>45847932
POV: You are an AGP homo

>> No.45848298

>>45826015
Dude fucking obsessed wjth Eirin for years and should've draw other 2hu

>> No.45848312

>>45848298
NTA but I loved his Eirin stuff. Some real lovey dovey shit and she had fucking massive tits. But yeah he should have drawn more than Eirin. Imagine if he drew Kaguya who has a similar romance story like Eirin. Besides that he really seems to like NTR Urumi being a total fucking slut.

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