Monster Girl Thread

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i claim this thread for crabitalism

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>Wakes you up by flicking her tongue in your face
>She enjoys your smell and taste
>Proceeds to give your face your daily morning tongue bath

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>Why can't you just accept my love, human?!
Why can't you just accept that I don't want your love? Why can't you accept that I don't want love? Why can't you just accept I'm perfectly fine on my own, monster?

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>>45817366
>Somewhere in the distance watching you
>"Hey girls, watch this!"

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Yeah but what if a pile of cats though

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>>45817450
Make it a p'orcs and we're in business.

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>>45817450
LET'S GOOOOOO

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>>45817461
lots of sweat and meat involved

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>You took a wrong turn in the Pharaoh's palace, and it's Miss Anubis designated break time
>She's also in heat

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>>45817450
Imagine the purrs.

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>>45817366
Being tsun only makes her want you more.

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Do not go into the bratty anon correction thread on /hag/

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>>45817660
what if i go in the hag mm correction thead? i know those smug dark mages just need some good old spank on their big bun.

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>mgs that can do all sorts of debauhed kinky stuff but still be turned into a flustered mess with a kiss.

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>>45817718
It's very effective on succubi, demons and hags

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>>45817718
That's basically every succ family monster, minus lesser succs. The more depraved it is, the more normal and accepted it is. The more vanilla and wholesome, the more depraved the consider it.
>Raw anal sex in the middle of a family reunion dinner: normal and accepted
>Handholding and eskimo kisses: depraved and illegal in public

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Behold, the Cosmic Dragon!

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>grapesnake tries to use dark magics to turn pharaoh into a snakegirl
>it goes wrong

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>>45817718
>flustered mess
what does that mean?

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>>45817808
She certainly looks like an acid trip

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poor bun
she died lonely..... and came back

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>>45817823
There is spaghetti everywhere.
The Italians are at the border

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>>45817349
Be fruitful and multiply.

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>>45817823
https://youtu.be/QZc4OpQqMV4?t=71

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Shall I offer shiny foil to a black harpy, or shall I give the sleepy mouse a block of swiss cheese?

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>I have come to believe that pornography is a sin, and lust is a sin. Moreover, they are an empty path. They don’t lead to happiness, because they are ephemeral. It may sound trite, but the way to happiness lies elsewhere. I don’t say this to damn anyone, or make anyone feel bad. I say it to explain, and even to encourage a change. I hope that we may all be coaxed by God to agree with this sentiment one day.
>My great fear is that I have led some of you to sin, or caused some of you to sin, through what I wrote. Maybe this is lunacy, or I am overwrought in my estimation of what I was capable of, but it is why my plea remains: do not read my stuff. I cannot obliterate everything I ever wrote; it’s out there, somewhere (and I don’t even know where), and I fear it always will be. But my plea is that you ignore it. Forget about those writings, and forget spidernon. Forgive me for the wrongs I have done you. And I hope in God that by His works He will reach each of us, and touch our hearts, and kindle in us a true joy in Him.
>PS. Victor is still sorting through all of this, so it’s going to take a while for him to get going on new things.
Where can I get the drugs that warp a mind so hard that you would go full christian, go scorched earth on your own entire library, but still cope enough to bang demon pussy.

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>>45818028
there's a lot of broken people and they use different sorts of tape to piece the bits back together

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>>45818054
i need a stronger adhesive to heal my wounds

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>>45818063
have you considered the curative properties of milk?

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>>45818028
I didn't saw the succ mussy part, where it is?

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>>45818063
What I'm sayin is we got to legalize glue, man. It's got other uses that aren't just mind expanding

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>>45818120
I smoked too much cement

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>>45818138
>I do want to just say – if you keep it between us – that my VERY GOOD FRIEND Victor Warrens, who you could say is JUST LIKE ME, is going to write wholesome romance stories. I’m still processing how and what that means. I do want to keep writing.

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>"Anon! Clean your room!"
>"You've got fungus growing here for fuck's sake!"
>Days pass
>Anon has not cleaned room
>It's finally the Day of the Rape
>Goes to store to pick up tendies
>Comes home to find pic related rooted and growing in his carpet

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>go to the church of Eros
>mostly empty right now but a Houri deacon there
>tell her I want to learn about Eros
>she immediately pulls her skirt up and reveals her soaked panties
>the doors to the church all close and lock on their own
>mfw the fucking floor altar at the wall flips out and reveals a goddamn bed
I'm... I'm not prepared this!

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>>45818248
>I'm... I'm not prepared this!
Few are to learn the ways of Eros. But you will be prepared.

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What happens if I subscribe to a monster’s Onlyfans?

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>>45817349
What has science done?

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>>45818169
Well he is victor but why is he lying

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>>45818317
You mean her Onlyfan? Each monster can only have one follower, and following the monster is a marriage proposal, so...

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Did you know manticores are super intelligent? Probably not, cause your a dumb human, but they have an iq of over 150! They are so smart that they can tell you exactly what they ate for breakfast a week ago!

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>>45818490
>They are so smart that they can tell you exactly what they ate for breakfast a week ago!
An imp?

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>>45818490
Prime example of cores being borderline retarded again. Intelligence has nearly nothing to do with memory.

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>>45818490
Can she tell me whats the answer to this math question?
∫ e^-x^2 dx

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>>45818490
wow move over miss haku, miss manticore is the smartest cookie on the block!

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What if the monster told you no when you proposed to her?

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>>45818576
Slap her ass, call her a femcel and find another.

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>>45818576
Begin training arc, ask again.

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>>45818440
Is that what she told you?
I bet you think you are actually talking to her too.
Each baphomet account is run by a team of witches.

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>>45818490
Yep... I think this is a clear win for manticores - the most superior monster.
Manticore 1000, other monsters 0.
Mantibest sweeps victory yet again (how can one monster be so strong, intelligent AND beautiful?)

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>>45818612
You're just upset that I married a Dark Continent princess with a few mouse clicks and you didn't.

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Fluff responsibly.

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>>45818636
>>45818490
Sandworm beats manticores everyday of the week.

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>>45818680
nuh uh!
Can she do this?

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>>45818636
>>45818680
wurm beats all while doing nothing

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I am but a lowly nobody with little money to my name who works a dead end job and is killing himself slowly with a bad diet. I am not worthy to be in the presence of a rich and powerful monster like Miss Wight or Pharaoh.

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>>45818765
That right faggot, you gonna get a slut who has riden 300 dicks in college, turned into a succ thanks to mamonobanana. Enjoy.

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Some quality new art dropped.

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>>45818636
She's neither of this 3... she's nothing more than a lapcat

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>>45818793
That's nice but you're in the wrong thread, take it to >>>/trash/

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>>45818911

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Dumb lizard.

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>>45817349
Dumb lizard.

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No succuvirus to help me fuck up the time-space continuum. Whyyyyyy?!

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>>45818490
>mantisnores can remember everything the eat
Easy when the menu is entirely dick. Scare-failure and low IQ? Bat-cats simply cannot stop winning!

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>>45819061
I wholeheartedly believe that a tail can be used to eat a lot more than dick. And those spikes? Those are actually pointed inwards so the prey gets an iron maiden deal.

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>>45817349
I want a Nav style loli Ochi with tiny weapon

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>>45818028
>>45818169
Actual schizophrenia on my 4chan? Egads!

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>>45819081
she could probably fit a whole roast chicken in there!

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>>45818028
Who said this then?

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>>45819020
need me mommy automaton maid

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>>45819122
Search for Spidernons blog. Should be first hit.

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>>45819081
That’s gross and unappealing, respectively. But her insistence that I constantly act afraid of viagra spikes balances it out. Oh no, erections, how terrifying!

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>>45819110
Lol.

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>>45819100
Can't blame him. If you are in your late 20's or 30's and still testing the waters and trying to learn stuff, instead of having something you can say you are good at it, its over for you. The best way to escape mysery is to do charity stuff and become pious, because you'll not learn anything new on a competitive level at that point.

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>>45819181
People like to try new stuff, anon.

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>>45819181
van Gogh only started painting at age 27 and I'd say it worked out for him. The average age for a debut novelist is 36.
Well anyway, I hope I'll catch the God bug. Beelzebub is enough for me.

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>>45819181
There are enough exceptions to age-halted advancement that show that’s no solid rule. Charity is fine, but piety in a vacuum is pointless imho.

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>>45819181
The schizo part is inability to set the boundary between lewd fiction you made on the internet and your real life. Same like the baphfag rambling about jesus on twitter... on the same account that used to post porn of a loli demon.

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>>45819204
I hope I'll never *

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>>45819206
>on the same account that used to post porn of a loli demon.
And still does!

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>>45817359
Genuinely unfuckable, worst mg ever

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>>45819204
he was a starving artist his entire life and didnt reach any sort of fame until after his death at 37

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>>45819251
And yet we all know his name and recognize his work at a glance

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>>45819206
>>45819213
>based pedo jesus
Reaching Secret Gospel of Mark levels of schizocopium is an attainment in itself. Religoniggas tend towards absurdity.

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maus post

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>>45819262
I can't tell if it's real. I genuinely can't.

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>>45818242
Taunting the matango by jerking off onto her until she's strong enough to unroot herself from the floor and rayp you

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>Hey anon, stop looking down. My breasts are up here

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>>45817349
seems like hebi really likes yoghurt

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>>45819319
Stuffing hand warmer packets down the skintight latex suit of a space pharaoh so she stops being cold to the touch

>captcha: HAH YA

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>>45819321
That's one very runny yoghurt. Looks more like glue.

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>>45817808
Imagine her wrapping the wings around you and you are teleported into a cosmic dimension

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>>45819272
I’ve met so many poorly versed in the fundamental tenets of their religions, that it all the contradictory insanity looks genuine to me.

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>>45819331
Coming in from a cold winter day and groping your pharaoh wife with your freezing hands under her blouse. It kills me that I will never have this

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can i interest you in my religion?

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>>45818248
You got scammed anon. That's a Mara church. An Eros Houri would have taken you on a date before doing any lewd activities.

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>>45819371
Fat hellhound ass is half of my thought process during the day, yes

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>>45819345
>glue around mouth
Aussie hebi, eh? We should be happy she’s not huffing gasoline.

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>>45819204
>>45819205
I always see these logic bending people who nitpick someone just to satisfy their stupidity.
>but he did that as XY y.o
>he's only 30 he still has time!
I can guarantee you every person who has this mindset, is the rule, not the exception.

>>45819206
It's more just he wanted to opt out from MGE fanfiction since its not monetizeable or heavily profitable. It's not gonna put bread on the table to be honest. Probably tried other writings too and that didn't do well either. But let's end these conversations, as we are getting way off-rail.

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Need Moloch gf

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>>45819372
He didn’t get blasted with a horse-cock p(ray)er. No true acolyte of Mara would skip that bedrock of her theology.

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>>45819400
>it's impossible to achieve anything past age x
>what about all these people who did it
>NITPICKING
Dude grow up life doesn't end at 30 just because you're balding lol

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>>45819371
does it involve sniff hellhound butt?

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>>45819400
>its not monetizeable or heavily profitable
Yeah. That's it. He's in for the money. This whole tirade about god, sin and his responsibility is just a red herring. He's friends with other religious schizos like aux and puuyo as a joke as well.

>>45819371
I am praying as I type.

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>muh aux
So that was what this derailing was about, as usual

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>>45819400
This is a dumb take dude. 30yo isn't anywhere near too late to get good at something. Countless thousands learn to write or play an instrument, since, dance, play video games, art...
Sure, most of the won't become the best of the best, but plenty get good enough.
Hell, half the artists in the MGE community seem to have popped up within the last decade.

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>>45819400
>expecting $$$ via MGs
Domo schizo. 30 isn’t a death-knell of possibility, but I’ll let the subject drop. The fake but sincere love religion is far more entertaining. The ridiculousness of Mara makes it moreso, she’s basically a fratboy. I like to think that Eros girls can still fall, but only to Mara. Eros & Mara are bffs so no one notices.

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>>45819371
What's your religion?

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>Aux?
>What the fuck are you talking about anon?
>How about you pass me the AUX cord instead you dummy

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>>45819446
>expecting $$$ via MGs
You can do it.

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>>45819458
DUN-DUN-DUUUUN
DUN-DUN-DUDUUUN

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Dude, I just got home from a vacation at the hot springs, and these two dorks were hiding in my trunk. They seem sociable enough, but they keep saying they're my wives. What do I do?

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>>45819449
the church of latter day pooches

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>>45819458
I'd play in a monster metal band and be the token male member

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>>45819464
Go play Lacrosse

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>>45819474
How will that fix anything?

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>>45819498
I don't know I'm in a panic

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>>45819459
Fate isn’t really focused on monstergirls, it’s a crazy ahistorical salad of weebery. That said, Astolfo a best Alp. Anyone got the pic?

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>>45819500
So am I. Now these little fuckers keep roaming the house naked and getting their fur on everything. I need to buy them winter clothes.

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imagine shoving catnip up her tussy

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>>45819459

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Which mamono has the most kissable tummy.

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>>45819471
You have THREE choices
>Token male member of edgy millenial metal band where you can't tell if they're ripping off Rammstein or MCR harder, the girls are all goths or punks
>Token male member of boomer classic rock band where you're
>Token male member of a pop girl group (you don't actually go on stage or sing or anything because you help with production and setup)

>P.S. Regardless of your choice the entire band of mongirls WILL shatter your pelvis every night, drunk as can be in the touring bus

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>>45819536
This furball is probably the second best thing coming out from fate. The first is Medusa.

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>>45819100
It's more likely than you'd think. T. Schizophrenic.

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>>45819542
All of them, but especially the wife.

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The Lim thought she'd snatch me up for all sorts of degenerate acts only to be turned into a quivering mess by a thousand soft kisses on her forehead and horns. Now she's my needy wife who whines when I don't snuggle her tight enough or kiss her cheeks just the way she likes it. All mamono are weak to pure love.

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>Ya ochen rad, ved ya, nakonets, vozvrashchajus domoy

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The anon thought he'd snatch me up for all sorts of degenerate acts only to be turned into a quivering mess by a thousand "good boys" and compliments whispered straight into his ear. Now he's my needy husband who whines when I don't hug him tight enough or call him "my favourite boy" or give him the snuggles just the way he likes it. All humans are weak to pure affection.

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>>45819607
que?

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>>45819637
Well, at least they managed to portal their 4mon posts to here.

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>>45819531
Would smoke with a manticore friend
Why are those cats so goofy

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>>45819637
>>45819604
Lim and her husband both think they've defeated the other. Technically, they have. They just don't realize they've also been defeated in turn. Their families lack the heart to tell them the truth because the pure love and affection they show off is so fucking adorable.

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>>45819546
I suppose I'll take the edgy monsters. They need someone looking out for them

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I like sad lonely hags

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>>45819607
Zamknij mordę kacapska zdziro

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>>45819546
>boomer classic band where you're
A roadie? A fan? I mean I'll take it as it has the highest chance of thicc monsters

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>>45819664
This is a good end. MG gets defeated into a softer, more romantic waifu, while she defeats and corrupts her husband into a cute boytoy.
Though personally I'd rather be the one completely defeated and be her good boy. MGs with the slight predatory/dominant edge are the best.

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Let the cat into your home before she lets herself into your home

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>>45819536
Can foxes gain their additional tails by embarking on a path unrelated to magic or must they remain single-tailed if they want to be something other than a mage?

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>>45819652
this isn't a cat

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I'm looking for pictures of hugs from a monstergirl. Bonus points if the monstergirl is muscular and/or a beastwomen.

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>>45819918
>>45819966
spooderhug

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>>45819966
Ah, Vanadis.

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>>45819918
I need to comm demon snuggles. This will be my late new years resolution. Something cute, but with lots of domme/sub energy.
Life is short and I refuse to go out never getting to see it.

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>>45820045
There is this.

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>>45820053
That's a tight hug.

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>>45820053
Nice! Thanks. I like the energy and pose but definitely need a blueberry.

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>>45820053
That's the good stuff

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>>45820053
The anatomy of this is fucked.

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>>45819607
She is never going to give you up, never going to let you down...

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>>45818028
>>45819144
There's something in the water the /monster/ anons are drinking I swear. First puuyo and now this, what next medusaanon becoming a hardcore Mormon?

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>>45817349
>Shamefur Dispray, the enemy has no Honor!

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>>45820256
Atleast the christ larpers didn't contract the twitter/discord kind of brainrot. I should not have checked what some oldfags that stopped coming here were up to these days.

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>>45820256
>bunkerschizos are obsessed with "discord troons" grooming unsuspecting young men
>end up grooming content creators into going full e-christian schizo mode
Ironic.

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>>45820317
Regrettable but from what I've seen the "schizos" fears about that first thing were entirely founded.

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>Join a monster girl grooming discord
>Hope I’ll get a wight hag to be my sugar mama
>Instead it’s just a discord filled with grooming tips and tricks
>Wine goat showing off how to get wine stains out of fur
>Hellhound telling her secret ingredient to get really ashy hair and fur it’s ash
>Centaurs sharing hair braiding tutorials
>Liches arguing which shampoo is best for washing zombie hair
>Cats laughing at everyone still taking baths and not cleaning themselves with their tongues
>Dragons in voice chat melting their mics because someone called their favorite scale exfoliator trash
>H’orc getting banned for constantly trolling people who take baths
>P’orc asking for help because she covered herself in baby oil and is now stuck in her bathtub
>Mersharks and mermaids fighting over who has the better scales
>Post dick pic
>Told to use less moisturizer
>Get banned for horny posting

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>>45820451
Sure that happens, but the real scale of the problem is about 1/100 of what they think it is.
Same with the belief that the glowing ones are lurking every altchan in existence, because twotimesfourchan was struck 5 years ago for having actual domestic terrorists.

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need more monster girls wearing armor

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>>45820547

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If monster girls were real I would blow a Mindflayer's head off with a 12ga shotgun. They are NOT allowed to live in my reality.

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I want horse girls to be able to transform between a bipedal and centaur body at-will.

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>>45820451
>>45820536
This quote ages better by the day.

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>>45820654
You WILL get the tentacle inside your head and you WILL be happy.

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>>45820668
Don't reply to me crossboarder retard.

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>>45820451
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>>45820668
Alright now you faggots can take a hike.

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>>45820671
after i talked to her a bit my mind was changed

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reminds me, does demonsilver have any benefits for being used as armor, like how demonsilver is good as a non-lethal alternative to normal weapons?

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>>45820671
Kill ALL Shoggoths
Kill ALL Mindflayers
Kill ALL Atlach-Nachas
Kill ALL Nightgaunts
Kill ALL Wendigos
I will NOT become a monster boy
I will NOT be turned into a squid
I will NOT become a spider ass
I will NOT be turned into goo wings
I will NOT be turned into a DIFFERENT monster boy

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>>45820783
BURN

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>>45820797
No.

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>>45820800
Disgusting creature.

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Abyss poker night has been moved from friday to saturday because Mr Spider is having an anniversar with her wife.

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>>45820800
damn she kinda cute tho

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>>45820800
would squeeze

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Doesn't Chaos girls turning you into a monster boy kinda defeat the entire point of MGE which is that NOT happening?

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>>45820844
Disgusting tranny adjacent art. Fucking hate whenever this guy's trash is posted and the monsters look so fucking ugly along with having that yellow faggot self-insert in the image.

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>>45820851
Don't tell him about incubization.

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>>45820868
Oh! That's the thing harpies do with their eggs where they sit on them!

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>>45820868
Not the same as becoming a literal slime boy or a spider ass where your wife actively discourages and shames you for wanting to stay human or even use a form that looks like your old human self. Everyone always calls Druids furries so how is this shit not at the very least the monster boy version of that?

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instead of those nasty chaos monsters find yourself a nice, ordinary fox

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>>45820906
>Spider ass
You become a literal spider, not just the butt part.

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>>45820927
I'll kill that "fox".

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>>45820927
Do I at least get to keep all of my liver?

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>>45820932
so scary

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Intentionally fumbling the fight against a group of p'orc brigands and becoming a h'orc sweatrag/stud

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>>45820931
Which is worse. KC was out of his mind making Chaos girls and when he made Trumparts literal dogfuckers

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>he doesn't want to become the wings of his waifu and take her to the skies
Dullard take.

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>>45821049
I don't want to be a diet monster boy, no. It's dumb as shit and ruins the entire appeal MGE has.

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>>45821049
The same contrarian as always. Pay him no mind, for he has none of his own.

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Single father is seduced by his newly transformed Demon daughter as he vainly struggles against the inevitable.

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>>45821105
Boarding school it is then.

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strongfat monster girl

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>>45821087
I don't think you know what a contrarian is, anon.

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>>45821105
He should send her to live with her Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.

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>>45821149
Oni cannoneer brigade with big muscles and a love of drink, chubby porc berserker with a warhammer that uses their heftiness to get their way, or boisterous graded anubis that's used to getting hands their hands dirty carrying giant bricks themselves in the worksite?

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>>45821105
I like the adopted demon daughter scenario more.

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>>45821149
Oni cannoneer brigand with big muscles and a love of drink, chubby porc berserker with a warhammer that uses their heftiness to get their way, or boisterous graped anubis that's used to getting hands their hands dirty carrying giant bricks themselves in the worksite?

[Anonymous No.]

pillow made from shed down feathers of your own harpy wife

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>>45817359
extremely fuckable. best mg ever

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>>45821262
I just use the ones i pull from her tail feathers whenever i get too rough with her.

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Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

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>>45821313
I do not care for incest.

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>>45821157
Are you out of your damn horny little minds!??!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821259
Neeeeeed

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>>45821339
i'm sorry to impose it on you, but i really do care for incest quite a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821313
Hags like these are way too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821366
Well I'm sorry for your awful childhood and rough relationship with your parents.

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>>45821355
All of them? That's a lot of monster, anon, I'm not sure you gonna see daylight again covered in that much squish and muscle, between the anubis scheduling of "have someone fucking him AT ALL TIMES" and the sheer amount of immovable objects

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>>45821406
no sane anubis signs off on that sorta schedule, people need breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821406
>scheduling
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/679442

[Anonymous No.]

A demon challenges you to Rock-Paper-Scissors what do you do?

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>>45821489
They've been graded, anon, all they know now is fucking, lift heavy object, fine architecture, and masonry

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>>45821530
Nice animations, shit gameplay.

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>>45821489
she hasn't been right in the head since she took an apophis venom dart for the pharaoh

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>>45821530
Kill her.

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>>45821489
They've been graped, anon, all they know now is fucking, lift heavy object, fine architecture, and masonry

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>>45821556
You need to deactivate your autocorrect anon.

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>>45821561
Poking the tiny hakutaku living in my laptop till it stops changing my words

[Anonymous No.]

So is it daily bitching hours again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821013
>out of his mind
Well they are called chaos monsters for a reason.

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>>45821555
That's mean!!!!

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>>45821546
>apophis venom dart
What kind of cowardly grapesnek does this? I hope that Anubis made her her bitch for this kind of play.

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>>45819607
Russian language is gendered, so a girl talking about herself being very happy would say "ya ochen rada" as the verb ending -a puts it in the female form. Though in the other hand, maybe the sentence is from her Mastah's perspective, and so he's very happy that he finally returns home to his Kikimora wife
personally I'm more interested in the angry gremlin who constantly keeps reinstalling Шindows

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>>45821353
What? Those rich folks could use a dose of lewd and I'm sure she'd love to drink OJ out of a champagne glass.

[Anonymous No.]

How to cure graped anubis?

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>>45821729
You don't

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, I'm home!"
>"Mao... What a day. I'm so tired, Darling, you wouldn't believe it."
>"No, no, I'm fine. Just... c'mere"
>Demon wife holds her arms out for you - her normally emaculate suit is dishevelled and creased. Her tail lacked it's normal energy. Dark lines creased under her black eyes
>"Oh... god I needed this."
>Pulls you into an exhausted hug, placing her head onto your own and collapsing slightly into you - somewhat awkward given she's a few inches taller than you are, even without her trademark high heels.
>"Sorry, Darling, I don't mean to unload on you I just... squeezes you tighter and exhales I just really need to unwind right now. Could you run me a-"
>Squeeze base of her tail to interrupt her, one of the only ways to get her cunning mind to stop racing. As amazing as your wife is, sometimes she thinks too hard
>Tell her that you've already got a bath ready. You allow yourself the treat of watching her dull eyes sheen and red iris bloom
>"Oh... oh anon. "
>She pulls you even tighter into her chest, ignoring how it will crease her blouse and suit jacket further .They say demons have no hearts, yet you hear a happy thumping behind hers.
>"And is that..." she sniffs the air "no... you didn't..."
>You did. Her favorite stew is simmering on the stove.
>"Anon... you are such a fantastic..."
>She hugs you so tight and leans into you so much you almost trip - it's a wonder how her suit isn't tearing right now
>"You are such a wonderful..."
>Plants a kiss onto your forehead - a lightning bolt of mana shoots through you. You melt into her grip, now her the one supporting you. A magic-imbued, rose-coloured marking remains as a loving mark and reminder of EXACTLY who's husband you are
>"Such a good boy"
>You hate it when your wife has a stressful day at work, but you'll always be there as her silver lining

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So what happens with demonic possession in the period of old DL to new? Say some bright eyed adventurer took an evil spirit into his body for power? Does the former evil turned monster woman split from him and Is given a new body thanks to mamono mana or does it hang around with him until it can possess a woman?

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>>45821737
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

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>>45821729
Games and shows with sad or bittersweet endings.

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>>45821729
you have to suck the venom out

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>>45821737
*insert picture of wistful ryan gosling*

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>>45821737
I need this now and forever. Portals can't come soon enough.

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>>45821737
A man can only strive to be an Oasis of relaxation for his wife.

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>>45821747
They cheat the rules and stay as an ancient evil that can infect other monter girls, freeing them from the curse and raising them as a new evil army to topple the world order through massive violence.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45821737
Intense wife pampering

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>>45819918

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>>45821747
You know how in Messiah of Might and Magic the protag has a succubus living rent free in his head? I'd imagine it would look something like that, and the resolution would be to either get enough mana to let her manifest a body from nothing, getting less mana but a complex ritual to tie her to an external vessel (like a doll), or merging with a woman who also likes the demon-infected adventurer, if you're into that sort of stuff.

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>>45821812
Maybe being captured by Orcs wouldn't be so bad.

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>Furshit AND gachashit all in one post
Impressive.

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>>45821737
Seconding Gosling.

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>>45821747
That is an interesting question.
So most of the mamono we have in the MGE don't really posses humans. Only exception being ghost and phantom. Stuff like roper and slime only parasitize. So, if the monster possessing the man is som sort of undead, she will probably be corrupted by DL mana and become one of those, leaving the man's bidy and haunting him instead.
It's unclear whether demonic possesion is canon in the MGE to begin with. Maybe that sort of monster might have not existed. But if we are to speculate, it's likely it would work like the mimicry potion, where she waits until the man attacks a woman, and then possess her, blending their soulds into one.

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>>45821737
She didn't expect making him sign the contract would end up like this, but she has no reason to complain.
>>45821747
Ghosts are already a thing, so you just have a ghost wife now. But now that you bring it up, it's a missed opportunity that to my knowledge there were no mentions of a ghost entering her husband's body.

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>>45821868
It's okay, you have some of the most pathetic quasi mommydom shit to balance it out.

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>>45821868
Says the dude posting futashit

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>>45821755
Not men, faggots and boys want that.

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>>45821882
so like how cursed swords work if they are picked up by a man?

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>>45821889
Ghosts are different. I mean like a Shonen thing like the fox from Naruto or the finger guy from that other new shonen. Like the entity is part of you and shares the body and not like something from Shaman King where it can just leave at any time.

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>>45817818
dragon pharaoh is so cool!

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>>45821901
Probably yeah.

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>>45821390
well, i appreciate your empathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing contract with new anon husbando
> pretty happy
>Got all the standards in there
>pampering, kisses, sex. All the good stuff
>this'll be great
>anon just wants to make a few extra additions
>okay cool
>this is meant to be a "trick"but whatever
>he wants some reassuring cuddle time
>strange thing to add but okay
>and nursng handjobs
>fine whatever, you're not exactly picky
>about to sign
>sneaks in the ability to make you lactate on command
>eh?
>why couldn't it just be an easy guy who's happy with being tricked into being loved by a woman?

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>>45821906
>grape seethes even more as her rival gets more popular

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>>45821901
This is the only way cursed swords should work.
https://youtu.be/MpSPwCX5Yt4?t=3842

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>>45821891
Thst has a dongus?

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>>45821937
Lactating on command eems like a bit of an odd request, but it's an extremely easy spell to learn. You could probably have your wife lactate on command with pavlovian training.

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>>45821804
this one is... good. god, this one is good.

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>>45822013
Yes yes, the threads undying relationship with mommydom continues.

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>>45821896
Yeah! Real men post about how desperately lonely they are on a /jp/ thread about fantasizing about your imaginary waifu, but, like... in a *manly* way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822034
Interesting

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>>45822034
As it should

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45822036
I want to sit on HER face!

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>>45822106
Yeah! I- yeah? okay!

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>>45822036
Everyone knows REAL men go to horny/ronery threads on 4chan specifically to proclaim their superiority because they do NOT need or want love or sex.
>>45822106
Honestly respectable, wish you a waifu who's into that.

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>>45822129
>that pic
If she was a Troll I'm sold

[Anonymous No.]

I rejected Miss Anubis. She wanted to know why so I told her the truth. I'm racist.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you forever.
https://files.catbox.moe/66s2xb.mp4

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>>45822106
Ghouls would be top tier for giving rimjobs

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>>45822177
You failed as a white colonizer anon, now go back and colonize that foreign dog woman’s womb or I will get mad.

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>>45822129
The most fun you can have in this thread is posting bad ends for girls.

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>>45822221
Miss Akaname thinks that’s the good end. For you!

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>>45822204
Monsters wish they could give men this kind of satisfaction that only mortal human women can

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>You wake up comfortably nestled under her chin, and lie there blissfully until her breathing changes and she shifts against you.
>”Good morning, my Love.”
>Her lips press against your forehead and you look up at her in adoration.
“I could wake up to this smile every day,” she adds warmly, pulling you back close.
>She pets you contentedly. Her short, manicured nails dragging against your scalp puts you in a near-comatose nirvana. It was a weakness she had discovered early on and loved to exploit. Not that you minded of course.
>“Did you hear? A real pizza place finally came through. Not one of those fast-food chains that were so popular on the other side.”
>You drunkenly mumble something that could be interpreted either way.
>“…And I was thinking,” she begins as her hands slip down to caress your cheeks “that we try it for lunch.”
>Having partially recovered you happily agree. Pizza ranked high on the things you missed most about your old life, though it was a short list.
>“Good. Now why don’t we go get washed up.”
>Somehow you both manage to get through a shower together with minimal lewdness. Stepping out to brush your teeth with a towel around your waist, you’re startled at your reflection. A hand slowly reaches up to brush against a vibrant mark on face.
>“Oh, that,” she purrs, sliding up to wrap her arms around from behind you in her glorious nakedness.
Your towel falls to the floor and you shiver as a hand begins lavishing your lower half with attention.
“I’m trying a new product.”
>Her other hand reaches over the counter to delicately remove a small vial. With her wings and tail still around you she ends the assault on your body to focus on it, leaving you flushed with need but unable to escape. She removes the cap and slowly twists the base to reveal a rich, dark purple lipstick.
>You watch helplessly and wrapped in her body as she ever so slowly applies a generous coat and smacks her lips. Placing it back down, one hand glides up over your chest to gently grasp your chin. You blush, watching your reflections as she gives you a long smooch on the cheek. When she removes her lips to attack your neck you can see that another vibrant mark has been added.
>“It’s important that you remember your place,” she growls, leaving your neck with a light nip. “And of how much I love you.”
>Your blush deepens and you stammer profusely. She only chuckles. How could you go out like this?
>She spins you around to cup your chin and look deep into your eyes. The ruby depths are as endless as her love for you. She strokes your face with a warm smile.
>“Let them see. You’re loved, anon. I want the world to know it. Besides, they'll wash off in a day or two.”
>She leans forward to whisper in your ear.
>“But if you’re a good boy I’ll give you even more.”

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>>45822221
>Wurm-chan digs too deep
>Ends up in hell
>Is hungry so pops into devil bakery
>Finds out they only have red velvet sugar cookies and no chocolate chip
>Cries about having to dig home on an empty stomach

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>You wake up comfortably nestled under her chin, and lie there blissfully until her breathing changes and she shifts against you.
>”Good morning, my Love.”
>Her lips press against your forehead and you look up at her in adoration.
>“I could wake up to this smile every day,” she adds warmly, pulling you back close.
>She pets you contentedly. Her short, manicured nails dragging against your scalp puts you in a near-comatose nirvana. It was a weakness she had discovered early on and loved to exploit. Not that you minded of course.
>“Did you hear? A real pizza place finally came through. Not one of those fast-food chains that were so popular on the other side.”
>You drunkenly mumble something that could be interpreted either way.
>“…And I was thinking,” she begins as her hands slip down to caress your cheeks “that we try it for lunch.”
>Having partially recovered you happily agree. Pizza ranked high on the things you missed most about your old life, though it was a short list.
>“Good. Now why don’t we go get washed up.”
>Somehow you both manage to get through a shower together with minimal lewdness. Stepping out to brush your teeth with a towel around your waist, you’re startled at your reflection. A hand slowly reaches up to brush against a vibrant mark on face.
>“Oh, that,” she purrs, sliding up to wrap her arms around from behind you in her glorious nakedness.
>Your towel falls to the floor and you shiver as a hand begins lavishing your lower half with attention.
>“I’m trying a new product.”
>Her other hand reaches over the counter to delicately remove a small vial. With her wings and tail still around you she ends the assault on your body to focus on it, leaving you flushed with need but unable to escape. She removes the cap and slowly twists the base to reveal a rich, dark purple lipstick.
>You watch helplessly and wrapped in her body as she ever so slowly applies a generous coat and smacks her lips. Placing it back down, one hand glides up over your chest to gently grasp your chin. You blush, watching your reflections as she gives you a long smooch on the cheek. When she removes her lips to attack your neck you can see that another vibrant mark has been added.
>“It’s important that you remember your place,” she growls, leaving your neck with a light nip. “And of how much I love you.”
>Your blush deepens and you stammer profusely. She only chuckles. How could you go out like this?
>She spins you around to cup your chin and look deep into your eyes. The ruby depths are as endless as her love for you. She strokes your face with a warm smile.
>“Let them see. You’re loved, anon. I want the world to know it. Besides, they'll wash off in a day or two.”
>She leans forward to whisper in your ear.
>“But if you’re a good boy I’ll give you even more.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822177
>a-anon, whyyy?
>"NIGGER"

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I fucked it up the first try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822240
How is one mamono so perfect in virtually every way conceivable?

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>>45822250
I was the one who ate all the chocolate chips and I did it right in front of Miss Wurm too and guess what I don’t even like chocolate chips I just did it to see Miss Wurm cry, that I am the prince of assholes!

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>>45822266
I want a monstergirl to leave lovemarks on my body, mind and soul like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822204
Bro I come here to get away from pain, not embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822281
>>45822315
Me too, anons. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822266
She planted a kiss mark on the contract when they signed, didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822267
Imagine an Anubis trying to destroy my racism using her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822204
;_

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[Anonymous No.]

Small foxes are very trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822281
>Big
>Blue
>Mommy
He couldn't miss. I'm especially enjoying this flavor of momdom, too.

[Anonymous No.]

light skinedn hellhound or dark skinned hebi?

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>>45822414
I don't think either of them had "mom" energy. I don't mean to come out swinging, but not all domme are mommies, and many people aren't looking for it.
I think it falls under the broad gentle-femdom umbrella.

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>>45822394
I want to feed one of her snakes a hamburger

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>>45822370
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[Anonymous No.]

Demons are for maledom
>looks sinister but has high housewife aptitude
>(peacefully) defeated blue succ
>so many sensitive-looking monster parts to bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822291
Anon that’s how you get punished by the gluttony demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822490
perfect demons, truly perfect made to be bred

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care how much a Mad Hatter grinds her fat, panties covered ass against my crotch, I will NOT fall for her. I will NOT lose to a schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822520
Lose? What on earth are you on about, dearie? Are we playing a game? Oooh... I love games!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45822520
>Schizo
Eh... Actually, which mental illness is Hatter closest to?

[Anonymous No.]

All I need is a Creeping Coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>introduce neetLim to Earth vidya
>their vidya is all hyper sexual and the expectation is ours is the same
>walk into the living room one day and find her curled up on the couch bawling
>look at the TV
>max honor RDR2 ending
>back to the kitchen to make some brownies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822642
>getting your dragon wife to play through the entirety of Drakengard 1 with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822453
Why only one?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45822642
Arthur would definitely end up with a centaur wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll go up to a Hebi and start stroking her hair and tell her she's a good girl. It will end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822762
>furfaggot is here
well looks like the Mick is gonna show his ugly mug any time now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822787
i'll just stare at her tail and when she asks i'll say "i was wondering what it felt like to be touched by those scales"
you know, normal stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822809
an acceptable fate

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45822809
>>45822818
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822762
Because it would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45819458
>>45819461
WHOEVER WIELDS THIS HAMMER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL HAVE ALL THE POWER OF THOR
AND ALL OF THE THRASHING ROCKITUDE
OF THE METAL

[Anonymous No.]

Perverse exhibitionism in MGC is out of control! I am willing to introduce bold legislation in order to curb this problem...and I'll start with a law that doesn't excuse indecent exposure simply because of 'invisibility'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822830
>>45822830

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>>45822846

[Anonymous No.]

Dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822920
>>>/vg/

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45822834
It would be mean, unless you truly love that hair snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823006
>unless you truly love that hair snek.
Well yeah that's why I would do it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45817349
I swear to God. Monstergirl City radio stations are full of shit or are hypocritical or false advertisment. A monster girl radio station claims to play metal, heavy metal and metal only except they play Pop Songs and Techno-Electronica. Meanwhile Pop and Hip Hop monster girl stations claim to play Pop and Hip Hop, only for them to play earsplitting metal and Nu Metal. What's next? Order Evangelical radio stations claim to play hymns, holy songs and classic music and Opera but end up playing mainstream Pop songs and video game OSTs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822902
Neat party trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821530
>throw out a rock
>she awkwardly changes her paper to scissors at the last minute
>tells you that you won and you now own her soul
>informs you that you both need to get back to your apartment asap because the moving truck is going to be there soon

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[Anonymous No.]

do monster lands gave an official country name, seal, flag, bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823305
they have rag on a stick

[Anonymous No.]

you're not getting away

[Anonymous No.]

>Behold, mortal! I am Lucifer! I am the Morning Star! I am the one who gives mankind freedom and liberation. I am your guide to enlightenment. I am your true master! I am the supreme power of darkness, created by none other than God Himself! Bow down to me!

How would you deal with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
i bet lucy has calmed down since her rebellious teen phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
lady I don't care go back in the line and wait like everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
I summon Jack Frost and cast bufula.

[Anonymous No.]

Man is yoinked into Zipangu where he finds himself in the middle of their Sengoku Jidai only to realize once he's deep into all those shenanigans that it's all a game played by the daimyo of the clans to satisfy the need for war, for the sake of capturing husbands, in an incredibly peaceful land and nobody actually dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
for some reason the golden accents on the horns and wings made me think:
if an MGE angel is acting out in defiance of the chief goddess, would she break her golden halo and fashion it into horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
Why do you type like a complete faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823390
seems unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
so lucy, wanna go out sometime, maybe go see the ken movie? or maybe go to the arcades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
Apologize for intruding and then leave to continue my search for Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823338
No way fag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She's an expert in goudamancy.

Also dark mages and witches in mge are nice and I'm okay with them being considered mamono but I like it when other mamono go with the witchy look too.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey, hey anon! Hey anon! Anon! Guess what? ...Chicken butt!"

[Anonymous No.]

which is better, one mind with many bodies, or one body with many minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823524
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823443
i want more venefika

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823505
I'm going to have myself some spicy chicken thighs today

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823505
>Know why?
>Chicken thigh.
>Know who?
>Chicken POO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823676
communication with the entity remains difficult but careful study of her eye movements and ear wiggles has proved fruitful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823505
Hot chick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823706
i miss scp

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey sweetie, it's time for your hourly coiling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823706
What happened to that game anyways did the guy who made it update the game yet so you can marry the giant fox somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

Hehehe, I'm gonna buy some of the best fries I can find and then walk up close to a Phoenix eating them. And then.... I'M NOT GONNA SHARE ANY! SHE'LL CRY BECAUSE I'M STINGY AND MEAN! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! IN FACT I'M GONNA LEAVE LIKE THREE LEFT AND THEN THROW THE REST AWAY INTO A BIN JUST SO SHE THINKS I'M WASTEFUL TOO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY I'M GOING JOKER MODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823747
pretty sure it was just a video

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823775
No I vaguely remember it was a game people got to play for a short bit, but maybe I’m just imagining things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45822814
The best fate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823750
Flayers, this guy right here, get him. I'll take care of the sad Phoenix.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45823820
And I'll post pictures of harpies with french fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823820
HAHAHAHAAHA YOU CAN'T STOP A GAMER LIKE ME
NOW I SHALL GO DRINK OCEAN WATER

[Anonymous No.]

They should really make more french fry art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823898
>>45823878
Stop posting, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

As a response to huge demand from the harpy hordes descending upon their locations world wide, Five Guys' Burgers & Fries has now become Five Guys' Fries. What flavors do they have to satisfy the hungry harpy hordes?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45823898
is that abubble head lamia, or a tiny lamia moving to the part warmest part of the car?

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>>45823931
ucks when its literally colder than your freezer outside in a state known for being hot,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823931
>>>/vg/
Begone mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823945
that's a far older evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823932
Garter lamia getting comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Clan of Youko that use an imprint of their daimyo's butthole as their mon as an inside joke trying not to laugh as an Earth tourist audibly gushes over how cool it looks. The daimyo's husband is dying of embarrassment in the next room.

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>>45823371
>Another day in the castle where Ms. Raiju is absolutely seething with rage at the savage attack by the lord one town over (a shinobi left an empty egg carton on top of her dresser)
>Goes into the courtyard to get some fresh air and maybe zap a bird or something, this is it!
>I slink out of the bush I was hiding in and politely ask if there are any open positions as a retainer... hopefully this works...
>"Oh, there are plenty of positions open alright... h-hhuh??!"
>I placed an empty nest on Ms. Raiju's head while she was deep in thought about her pickup lines and ran back to my rice paddy

Hehehe! Now I've got a couple extra pieces of silver for nothing! I think I'll buy a new mattress tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45823992
go away

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45823932
I never noticed that before. I want it to be a tiny lamia since tiny mamono are Totes Adorbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824104
always listen to your shoulder succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824120
I want to draw lewd, but I'm not good enough drawsucc...

[Anonymous No.]

i have one shoulder kitsune...
the things she babbles on about are not appropriate for this thread, and belong on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824134
Practice makes perfect, and those shoulder succs really know how to motivate an artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824159
neat scarf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824171
>fat faggot trash
>reddit flavor of the month
>mediocre cooking trash
what an awful image

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824182
Who shat in your cornflakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824204
Miss Lich did it! She admits it!

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock is in the hospital for diabetes and extremely high blood pressure. She just couldn't stop herself from drinking XXL size nutty butter milkshakes and having a plus size Mega Oni Loaded Burger for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day... She might not make it you guys... they got her on the rebreather and the IV...

[Anonymous No.]

figures that when the furfag shows up so do these other retards

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up with my Kej wife
>After we shower and dry off, I'm immediately wrapped up to my neck in her hair
>She just smiles when I look at her, barely making an effort to conceal a mischievous smirk
>"What are you waiting for? Go and get dressed"
>I do just that, putting on a long-sleeved shirt and pants, concealing my now black, glossy limbs.
>Once I'm fully dressed, more of the long strands of ebony see fit to cover my body
>Put a coat and gloves on too, it's cold out
>She stands nearby, hugging my arm, also dressed appropriately for the cold weather.
>We leave the house and go out about our day.

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>>45824238
What makes you write this shit are you possessed by a demon or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824238
>rebreather
Is Ms. Jabberwock gonna go scuba-diving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824243
Its as if they are the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824300
I guess "BiG fAt VoRe MoNsTeR" lost its shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824332
It was never a thing, I don’t even know where the gluttony jabberwock idea even came from, that isn’t there other monsters that better fit the picture of “eats a lot”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824342
Yeah, we all know the real Big Eater is the Nacho Spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824300
>possessed by a demon
Hey man, that's insensitive. They can't help that they need you to legally sign yourself over to them in a contract so they can own you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824301
oh so THATS how you go on a date with wacky sacky

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824361
Wouldn’t her husband be the one eating alot since he probably weighs over a thousand pounds when transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824394
Man, I dunno, I'm not spiderologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Mastah, please!"
No, Kiki.
>"B-But Mastah, it burns so much! I can hardly stand!"
I care not, Kiki.
>"My fingers aren't enough! My loins feel so hot, mastah! Please! I'm in heat!"
I'm not.
>"M-Mastah!"
No, Kiki. The answer is no, don't ask me again. I am not having sex with you. Go use your salary to buy a toy or something. The last thing I want is to have a brat running around here.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45824446
Reddit

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45824377
>>45824486
>>45824502
>>45824515
Could you stop posting like a spambot and taking image slots to post absolutely nothing of note?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824342
profile looks lanky if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824526
it's an imageboard anon, enjoy monstergirls and the infinite numbers of threads that will follow this one

[Anonymous No.]

POV: The meat you were grilling on an open campfire attracted a visitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824554
Good.
She better make it up to me for I am willing to share the meat.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that snuggle scout emergency heating crews come with hot cocoa in a thermos to keep you warm.
Its 10/10 Certified Tongue burner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824554
she can have my body, but she'll never have my meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824550
You could try harder to NOT out yourself as a complete newfaggot you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You decided to ask a couple of strange women for directions

[Anonymous No.]

The Dragons are no match for the Order Dragoons. Those dumb scaly brutes think they can rule the skies and breath fire safely until a Dragoon and his lance poke a hole into her wing from above at blinding speeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824617
Get this western trannyshit the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824620
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I desire death from meaty rabbit thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824620
More like they get caught by a pair of big scaly arms and taken away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824672
This but lamia tail instead

[Anonymous No.]

Boy I sure hope somebody doesn't reply to my post with "Fuck off".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824714
Don't act like a catty faggot because you posted something shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824714
Don't worry, he'll clip one of the angle brackets so nobody will know who he's freaking out about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824709
>the poor lich that has to see all these happy couples come into her clinc for such " deaths"
> all the while her crypt is empty and cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824714
Just ignore him, he's a troll that pretends to be a gatekeeper 'protecting' this place from an imaginary menace so he can justify his shitposting. Probably another of the mick's alter egos. He posts his dumbass catchphrase at tons of post that are basically the normal stuff posted here all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>now he's replying to himself now because he's totally not buttmad guize
every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824745
you meet some nice ladies by getting resurrected at nearby churches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824714
Try just a little bit more passive aggressiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824786
What do you think him replying to himself is, anon? That's where all the passive aggressiveness is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824767
>cut to the lich drinking in the pub
> it does nothing but is the action that counts

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are sick in the head. You need to be setting your sights on some nice, normal human ladies. Like this one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824808
Spiders are trash, I'm not gonna get eaten by some freak that never should have been born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824808
Big hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824808
Damn that ass must be fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824853
Befitting of a seamstress.

[Anonymous No.]

>danger level: Extreme

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow. Or the cow will touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Elf rogue who blends into the party by being unassuming and basic until the time is right

That low-level adventurer/childhood friend energy is camouflaging a great and terrible lust. In mamono culture this is sometimes called the 'thieving tomboy strategy'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824554
Who is this cat? I keep seeing different art of her and i'm wondering where to find it all in one place and maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825191
If she looked that good in hotpants she wouldn't need much of a strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

It is slightly chilly outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825232
And I need to go out there to VOTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824554
Just some big cat Vammzu draws occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

I would not get mindbroken by monster pussy. I would not get turned into a mewling sap clinging desperately to her and begging her to help me orgasm even more, I would not become an addict who can't think for himself when merely penetrating her. No monster could make me into a helpless boytoy who only thinks of them. None!

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to partake in the extravagant practice of eating a premium sushi set off of the body of a malef dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824617
goofy ah butt wings only found in mgohio

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she's sensitive about her small wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825323
The hags are rapidly approaching your position.

[Anonymous No.]

Wind chill of -5°F.
-20°C for you communists.

Where's my complimentary whitehorn to keep me warm?
I was told we were to get Winterland mamono to keep us warm in the Winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825360
>Ywn watch a satyros from !Ohio driving a motorized bar stool through McDick's drive-thru while drunk at 2am
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825490
Who told you this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825522
A kind, informative cat girl online. Can't remember her handle, but she has purple highlights in her black hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825490
Sorry, but there has been mixup at waifu factory. You are to receive Salamander childhood friend instead.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster girl deal with a husband who is suicidal?

[Anonymous No.]

Me punching a huge Salamander after my sword already shattered like glass against her abs as hard as I can and with everything I've got until my hands shatter and become unusable because I just won't give up and won't back down, swearing to my bones to her that I WILL defeat her and save my pure Order land from her kind
I would not even give up trying to drive her back even if all my limbs were broken.

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>>45824754
>pretends to be a gatekeeper
No, the post he responded to appears to be written by the usual faggot with his shitposts about ebin Order chads or human girls. Except this time he forgot his off-topic image.
>inb4 samefag accusations

[Anonymous No.]

Evil cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825884
But girls with black sclera are overwhelmingly good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825884
Made to be your chief minion in your dark castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825884
Dog defense force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825884
gets pettings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45817349
>You awaken in a hut in an Amazoness village

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826137
Suicide, now, fast, god help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826137
Post monster girls or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826150
>166 images
>page 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>45824650
>darkstalker
>western trannyshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826162
...and? This is the Monster Girl Thread, go elsewhere if you want to post random human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826162
Here's picture #169 relevant to what you just wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826188
Well said!

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh are cute and not mean in my headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826239
If I had to review cheshire I would probably give her a 4/10 because she is just a cat with the gimmick of annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825581
Wisp would just tell you to do it now. That way you can never escape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826239
I'd be too scared it's just a facade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826267
Careful anon, you're spewing non sense
>>45826281
Me too but I trust mamono to be serious when needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826137
Wish the artist did more MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826291
Look at how serious this one is, trying her best at fair's shooting range to win a prize for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826347
Scorpions fear the chesh.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45826413
Kots again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826315
>check him
>style seems very similar to gesogeso
>...wait I've seen this picture before
I hate it when they rename artists on booru.

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys i found this new monster girl what should we call her? Im thinking skibibi rizzer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826457
I shall call her Slutty McSlut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826457
The disappearing, reappearing cumdump

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826457
Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826457
nekoshata

[Anonymous No.]

chesh trolls nobody harder than the cobblers who make her shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826557
I'm pretty sure those cobblers know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826413
>>45826437
I love this concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826168
The art was made by a western artist, that's what anon meant when he called it western. That art also featured Nero, a guy from DMC, being turned into a girl. That's what makes it trannyshit. Please, open your eyes and think for five seconds before posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826601
Petite cat feet or paw with beans are both ok. Chesh are always neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826601
AWWW YESSS PAWBEAN FEET ON MY FACE MMM YEEEES PUT THEM RIGHT ON MY CHEEKS LET LE LICK AND KISS THE BEANS AAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826638
Relax and have a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826666
>666
go back to hell, homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826643
>>45826601
>Chesh takes shoes off
>Regular feet
>Nice
>Puts shoes back on
>Chesh takes shoes off
>Now paws with cute paw beans
>Also nice
don't you ever wonder about wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826638
That’s retarded, even if technically correct. Here, you can be happy with this eastern nontrannyshit, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826920
>Creator: futa yuri ryona
kek. It's like the threads antichrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826920
Why are phoneposters always so fucking cancerous, I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

food is relavent, post food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827043
A classic menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827043

[Anonymous No.]

>>45826676
It's a silly place. Let's go there.

[Anonymous No.]

gremlin pissy at youtubes new ad-block counters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827043
I'm hungry but fridge is empty, wish I had some hot pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45825156

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a minotaur gate guard that always looks like she's asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Introducing primitive monstergirls to culinary delights beyond their imagining

The kakuen cannot comprehend the majesty of the traditional banana split.

You can use a butter-basted steak to lure most carnivores right into your front door.

[Anonymous No.]

but can the demon lord beat goku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827136
No, of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827136
He couldn't beat Chichi, what makes you think he has a chance against the DL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827136
DL piloting Gurren Lagann powered with mamono mana can defeat anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827136
No but the demon lord would probably
1, turn chichi into a monster
2, track down a female saiyan to corrupt and incorporate saiyans into the monster girls live the elves and dwarves
3.not bother becuase dealing with the monkey man on any level doesnt really help her plan. plus he happly married with kids, messing with that isnt kosher

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard people talking about strenght?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827256
The ability to spread demonic energy is insignificant compared to the power of the force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827113
Is it because of her always closed eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragging your lich GF away from the graveyard.
>"But their souls are in the afterworld, untainted! the bodies here still have use!" she yells as you lock away her shovel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827306
and the sittng, arms cross position shes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827325
And the snoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>-25 Celcius (-15 Fahrenheit for you Americans)
Someone needs to stop these Ice Queens, improve the heating in this place, or get started on providing government subsided fire-type wives because its too cold to sleep here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827388
This is winter, it happens every year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827388
I camped out under temperatures like that. Don't be a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827388
Kiki would quote a movie: "jak jest zima, to musi być zimno".

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I should draw some mgs. It's been ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827521
draw griffons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827521
draw hellhound, she's in desparate need of more art

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827537
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Haaahn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827537
draw a hellpup sulking with a dunce hat on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827571
No, not a dunce hat, a cone of shame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827598
that'll show hellpup not to eat the last peanut butter oreo

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahaha. The Monster trying to come claim me is a Tritonia. Hahaha, a literal fucking snail. She's moving so slooooooow towards me with her arms outstretched. It's such a pathetic display it's almost enough to make me feel bad about how I can take ten steps back and suddenly be far away from her. Hahaha, I'm gonna go buy some salt and throw it on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827645
>throw salt
>at a fucking sea slug
What next, you gonna waterboard mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827549
>Getting hired in the nekomata yakuza gang as a bodyguard
Good ending for a gajin in Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827694
>nekomata yakuza
Nyakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827690
Are you blind man? Do you see any sea around? She's literally out on dry land, still moving slow as ever. If anything I'll just throw the salt in her face to be annoying since she can't do anything about it. It's not like she's gonna magically speed up out of nowhere or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827703
Good luck waterboarding mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

Today it's the first time i remember dreaming about monster girls, and the only thing i remember is a demon asking me about the mamono i like and me calling liches "Aiolis".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827521
Very fast ushi moving at incredibly high speed.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you trust a lich as a doctor when the morgue is literally in the same room as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827703
you should mix the salt with water so you can cover her completely in salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827862
Cause I'm a horse pussy racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827862
>Anon, I've got good news and bad news
>The good news is that your sniffles are gone
>The bad news is that I killed and revived you to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827645
>>45827703
>anon doesn't notice her slug slime getting everywhere
>slips and falls next time he rubs how much faster he is in her face
>last thing he sees is a smiling tritonia above him before his whole body gets smothered in slug tiddy and mass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827879
I'm single, so... What unfortunate mamono had the bad luck to serve as the sacrifice? Does she have like a reserve of undead mamono just waiting on a list for an unsuspecting guy to enter the lich's clinic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827905
yes miss deceasedicore has been waiting in that fridge for a month now so go and fuck some corpse tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827917
>waiting in that fridge
The mamono would have to be at least already revived for that to work. She's the one providing me with mana, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827957
the fridge is cause she's hungry

[Anonymous No.]

My wife could beat your wife up man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828145
At being fat? Doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828200
Can't complain about the purple girls

[Anonymous No.]

The whole thread can't deal with 1 gacha-samefag. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828220

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45828253
Nero please, you aren't dropping for another year.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828220
Hard to "deal" with a spammer when he has a rogue janitor with a personal grudge literally sponsoring his shitposting on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828310
Anon I am starting to think you are just not familiar with the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

is it true that she has a lot of suppressed lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828310
Pass me the bong, I want a hit next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828242
Lmao flattie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828360
Inside of every monster girl, especially mge ones, is a normal woman who wants to cut loose and get into a gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828360
meant to quote >>45828329

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828360
it's all in your head

[Anonymous No.]

The march hares are quickly approaching our position. Brace yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828366

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828392
I'll pass, shitty MGE cosplay monsters don't interest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828392
do easter bunnies lay eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828383
I haven't gotten far enough into the manga yet. I'll tell you when I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828400
If your idea of monster girl is a girl in a playboy bunny suit who are you even kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827388
You're getting a government subsidized Ice Queen wife to snuggle and cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828416
if you didn't catch on he's just smearing shit around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828421
But I agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828421
Seeing the first reply to your post, the schizo theories about a discord group of subhumans shitting up this thread in an organized manner are starting to appear plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

Only foxes can save us from this faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>45828400
>45828433
Here's your true monster girl. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828503
I've yanked it to worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828492

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828492
https://twitter.com/Eons_ang/status/1747566389131653249?s=20
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827453
Who am I to refuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828534

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828453
Only starting?

[Anonymous No.]

i sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828603
Never again will we experience the quality of senko.

[Anonymous No.]

I've really had cyberpunk on the mind since it got mentioned in the thread. I'm really enjoying the idea of a hellhound adam smasher or techno egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828722
>flat girl, oversized breast cups
this is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828746
Its a pretty good aesthetic, although BTL chips are going the way of the Dino as those girls are going to grab a guy off the streets.

>Trauma Team Platinum comes with unlimited Pelvic Replacement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828746
Don't mind me, I'm just entering your room via the vent to hack your computer in case there's any fun emails on it

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrow-chan doesn't truly love me, she turned me down when I asked her to marry me......

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828790
You should ask her again about marrying as a freind. It always works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45817349

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828787
>By the way, Mantis, stay out of the men's restroom. That kind of activity embarrasses the agency more than it does you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828787
>Mantis-san gets pissed that mantis blades exists.
>"That was my thing."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828746
cyber wurms with screen for faces going :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828940
>be me, cyberpunk Trenchcoat guy
>it's raining again (even in this futuristic hellhole, Ryus are still moody)
>go to the noodlestand for some noodles
>ground begins to shake
>Wurm breaks through the asphalt
>oh wait, it's a Cyberwurm
>she's got a flatscreen on her face with :D on it
>"I AM CYBERWURM! DO AS I SAY!"
>buy her some soda
>she sips it through a straw so she doesn't have to remove the :D screen
Such is live in the Cyberpunk Hellhole

[Anonymous No.]

Just say the magic words and stick it up her spinneret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829011
>tfw her older sister got a crt for a helmet/face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828746
oh god imagine cheshire netrunners fucking with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829013
But she spins from there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45828867
me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829121
Oh no. Monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829072
>Counter hack her so hard she cums

[Anonymous No.]

TOM'd

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

monsters aren't fertile.
im gonna end up with like... one kot daughter tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45827731
I wonder how a lich would handle running a restaurant. I feel like they would be surprisingly good at it what with the autistic obsession they take with things they're interested in and the desire to "experiment" with different dishes and ingredients
>Anon, put those dishes down. You get a fifteen minute break. Come to the supply closet with me immediately
>Yes chef

[Anonymous No.]

>>45829216
You have time to make more. Hundreds of years of breeding your kot. If you don't create an entire village by the point you becone an undead incubus, it's a skill issue on your part.

[Anonymous No.]

Take it,
Just take a bite.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45821804
>I want a refund for copper
That scoundrel Ea-Nasir has been getting away with it for four thousand years now. When will he finally get his comeuppance?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]