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I have a hypothesis for why The Order prohibits the cowgirl sexual position. After the Chief God was defeated by the Demon Lord and her husband, she was charged with demonic corruption as a result of the battle and after she escaped, raped a beloved beau using the cowgirl position before she was able to shake the demonic corruption off.

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>>45774093
i desire to get jiangshis from that undead mist lich that got a shop in little mist, all I need is like 40

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What's a hellhound going to do against me with my carkeys between my fists?

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>>45774118
slap em out of your hands, then amazon press

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>>45774093
Last chance!
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>>45744059
The voting ends in about 13 hours, which (barring any board- or site-wide disasters) should be before the current thread expires.

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>>45774106
>sex with the chief goddess as a reward for defeating monsters
>apologizes after for losing control of herself
yes please...

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>>45774126
ah, but I'll jingle them and the dumb dog will get distracted.
as long as I keep jingling those keys, she won't rape me - and will eventually leave me alone.
better yet, I trade her the keys to get to keep my virginity! Flawless plan.

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>>45774152
You keep jingling the keys, pacifying her, but also making her follow you wherever you go.
She will not take the keys and only remains pacified as long as you jingle them.
Your arm will tire eventually.

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>>45774152
>Hellhound's face when anon isn't quaking with fear, but is just jangling his keys in front of her like a retard

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Spay your hellhounds. Do not allow them to breed.

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>>45774093
Sorry for forgetting the thread title. Here's a picture from my collection to show my sincerity.

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well imma take a risk
this is an attempt at making something new
its a wurm holst in a forest

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I wouldn't even be mad.

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>>45774199
She must really like giving her husband handjobs with her left hand.

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>>45774199
kek

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>>45774199
/d/ please

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>>45774221
she quite handy in both hands
>>45774234
is it the tits or the muscles?

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Give hatter porn

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Staying alive
Staying alive
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Staying alive!

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>>45774243
there will never be hatter smut

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>>45774243
no promises

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>>45774252
Damn, this is weird. I've had that song stuck in my head all day today and yesterday. For reference, this is me too >>45774213

Is "Staying Alive" a shirohebi approved song?

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>>45774277
I don't know but it's pretty disco

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>>45774243
Big hat.

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>>45774285
It's peak 1970s.

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>>45774093
What kind of retard made this OP?

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>>45774243
Here you go, Hatter no longer covering herself.

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I will NEVER lose to monsters! Not even the ones with extremely fluffy mofu!

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>Internet wizard anon attempts to stay virgin after the Day of the Rape
>Many monster girls attempt to sex him
>His autism kills every situation much to his delight
>Many other monster girls attempt to rape him
>His otherworldy powers cause each girl to have a comedic accident before rape
>They leave defeated
>He's sweating bullets but relieved
>Wizardhood must be preserved
>He wards off even the most advanced seduction spells from succubi
>Internet wizard anon becomes the most desired man among monster girls within a thousand mile radius.
>There's a bounty on him to take his virginity
>Nearly a hundred monster girls have failed
>One frustrated bapho even tried to alp him thinking he must be gay, but he was too straight for it to work
>She rage quit so hard she became a recluse

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>>45774296
WHFtard I believe, judging by >>45774198
At least this time it's not AC or other off-topic image in OP

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What evolutionary advantage does miss hatters fat fucking caboose provide?

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>>45774332

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>>45774349
Extra cushion for sitting at tea parties

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>>45774349
It’s a conversation piece and ice breaker

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>>45774350
My cute jackal fox thing.

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>>45774199
Goddamn look at those arms, its like literal rope

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>>45774349
Destroying order heros by sitting on them until they mindbreak

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>>45774375
Dudes probably never seen a muscle in his life.

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>>45774403
anon, u do know that muscles will twist around the bone as you move your arms right
>>45774375
thanks for the complient

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>>45774349
allows for massive amounts of weight they can squat

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Cat

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>>45774437
cats

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>>45774277
It's more of a sandworm song. Walking with rhythm is guaranteed to attract a worm if you do it long enough.

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>>45774440
cats

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>>45774462
cats

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x is best girl

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>>45774491
Peace was never an option
t. fan of y

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Depression is rearing its head around again
Why aren't monster real yet?

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>>45774505
We keep cooming. It's gonna take a group effort of everyone in this thread to not coom for at least a month before the portals will open.

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>>45774499
>y
>not z

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making babies with x

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>>45774511
α females are where it's at.

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>>45774093
hebi

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>>45774540
I would gladly take a hebi if she actually loved me

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>>45774549
You won't get that but she will say you taste really good.

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>>45774549
The eros extremists are taking notes of all your posts. Be careful what you wish.

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>>45774549
don't doubt hebis love
their love is eternal

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im really scared of a very bottom heavy hatter
like truly scared of them

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When it comes to harpies, do you count their birthday being the day the egg is laid, or the day it hatches?

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Thank goodness the lighthouse I've been posted at is elevated high up on a rock face impossible to reach except by helicopter. There's no worry of a Kraken getting me up here.

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>>45774623
The hatching. Celebrating the egg laying is like celebrating the conception.

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>>45774623
Birds don't have birthdays. They have hatchdays. So yeah, when they hatch.

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Kuudere Shirohebi deserves a clingy husband.

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>>45774592
I'm so affection starved I'll take pretty much anything at this point, the more desperate and affection-starved they are, the better.

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>>45774670
All shirohebis deserve clingy husbandos

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I don't understand.
Where's the evidence hatter has a big butt

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>>45774675
But the kuu one especially to make up for her difficulty in expressing her feelings.

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>>45774691
Just some anon's fantasy. Not an actual canon thing. Like how jabberwocks are fat or vore monsters or whatever some rando feels they should be.

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>>45774691
Where's the evidence they don't have big butts?

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>>45774691
she can disappear my face under her fat cheeks if she sits on it.
that's the evidence

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>>45774674
Anon, stop. Everything you say can and will be used in the eros court. You are going to get a life of love sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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>>45774691
show me a monster with a larger ass

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The crow tengus are smarter than we thought; they've got an automaton and it's been looking towards our camp ever since I spotted it. We need to kill all the radios and get as far away from here as possible.

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>>45774704
The vore monster shit is just a thread pest that’s been doing that for years. Jabberfag just likes his wife tall and thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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>>45774792
Do not slander the bane of dormice and the cat cruncher lest you incur the wrath of her vorepal sword.

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>>45774763
Troll is a strong contender.

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>>45774812
Troll stink gross.

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What if I accuse a monster of objectifying me? They need to be reminded I am not some human sexual object, I have rights.

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>>45774733
Eros can do her worst, I am too miserable to care.

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>>45774805
Someone has to keep the dormouse population under control. Who better than a voracious, prideful, pink dragon?

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>>45774835
>"Yes, I am objectifying you."

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>>45774812
she can't have the biggest hands and biggest ass.
it's just not possible.
if anyone can compete with hatter, it's one of the kots probably.

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>>45774822
Trolls are described as having a strong musk, but not unpleasant.

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>>45774851
Troll propaganda and cope.
Gonna drop off soaps and perfumes at doorstep every few nights with notes telling her to take a bath or shower.

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>>45774835
The biology of mamono is that they need semen to survive. So really you're a pump. If you want a specific object. Maybe a tank.

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There are no hellhounds in Canada. Because they were chased off by an even stronger, more aggresive and more domineering monstergirl.

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>>45774835
>Look at what he's wearing!
Anon is dressed in full winter garb
>He's asking for it!
Anons objectify themselves

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>>45774854
i will marry a beelzebub, bubble slime, horc and troll and i will stink

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>>45774865
Nobody goes into the woods during Autumn anymore. A moose will catch your scent from miles away and track you across any terrain.

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>>45774854
t. Anon who's about to drown in troll armpit for the next 5 hours.

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Elves that have Holstaur grandmothers.

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>>45774905
id rather be defeated in a snek (arm)pit

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>>45774898
Aren't moose retard?

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>>45774093
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.

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>lean over to kiss your short anubis gf
>get poked in the eye by her big fucking ears

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>>45774592
I'll save them the trouble since I am unlovable, unworthy of love, and have already come to terms that I will die alone and unfulfilled.

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>>45774969
They're extremely aggressive in mating season.

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>>45774865
My cabbages!

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Enter my mouth! Enter your destiny!

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Keep your personal files safe, install anti-monster software today

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>>45775001
>>45774837
Queue to these two anons being livestreamed ahegaoing to Cupid love correction as a warning to all those who have given up on loving themselves.

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>>45774763
bnnuy

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>>45775073
They already fucked up then, they would never be able to get me to ahegao because my mouth would be full of giant hag tiddy

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>>45775067
Only if she lets me build that sick mancave I've been putting off setting up for years.

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>>45775069
Such is life with a housekot

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>>45775095
Nice ass but your girls still require a paper bag over their heads

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>>45775097
Gotta pose for the propaganda video first anon, then you get your hag tiddy

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>>45775125
well need more time in the oven, tried to mess with faces, still need more practice

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Cat titties.

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what happens if you get a kot and a dog?
do they undermine eachother's attempts to rape you and turn you against the other, or do they team up and make you their lovetoy?

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>>45775203
Spy vs spy shenanigans that you are somehow completely oblivious of despite their antics very clearly happening all around you

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wurm but with legs

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>>45775203
depends if they are taller than you and/or evil.
a kiki or sphinx would probably not betray you.
a hellhound or chesh though?

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Are you sure you can handle an ancient evil?

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>>45775220
These damn lamia keep eating my chickens! Do they know how hard it is to keep a chicken farm when every snake/chupacabra/wolf in the county is after your livestock?

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>>45775322
Anon, get the hint please.

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i want not corrupted rapist angels, just have it that in their natural state they are horny just good at hiding it

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RADICAL SABBATH

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>>45775378
>Radical Loli
>This girl is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can tunnel underground.

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>>45775396
almas clothes never looked particularly sexual to me.

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>>45774999
>be Anon
>Anubiswaifu schedules twin-handed ear-rub
>drag her by the ears into unscheduled BJ
>keep earrubbing in rhythm
>throatfuck Tismwan while she ahegaos
>rest of day schedule thrown out

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gonna call succubus succutebus and laugh at my witty joke in front of her

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what do i do when i wake up and a ghost is raping me and I cant move for some reason

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>>45775378
>Blade of the scythe-broom pointing downards
Kinda dangerous, no?

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Foxxwaifu
>always do your research

>https://youtu.be/N7kWyCVH7k0?si=ALBVnsP7FvkxF_vX

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>>45775378
Needs shades to be more radical.
>>45775424
Careful with telling dad jokes to succubi.

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>>45775448
>bb's unfunny slop cut up into a fucking yt video
Jesus fucking christ, do zoomies really?

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>>45775448
Funny stuff.

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>>45775044
>'Sorry aboot that.'
Keeps apologising, but also keeps eating Anon's cabbages.
Get her a TimmyH and your cabbages are safe.
But not your pelvis.
>she throws Anon onto the bonnet of his car
>Moosegirl position and Reverse-moosegirl
>car is a wreck afterwards
>'Sorry aboot that.'

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what do I do if a succ 'kyaa's' at me?

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>>45775490
Who needs a car when you have a walking biological reinforced tank.

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>>45775505
Mating press.

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>>45775461
Constantly.

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>>45775505
run
run now

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>>45775389
>....can tunnel underground.
Check underneath your basement if you live near a Sabbath.

Danuki interest intensifies...

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>>45775505
Assume position

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>>45775389
>can tunnel underground.
oy vey

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>>45775505
hold her hand to stun her then make a quick get away

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>>45775505
Succs are like homeless people. Just pretend you can't see them.

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>>45775505
The government doesn't want you to know this, but the succubi that kyaa at you are free, you can take them home. I have 10 succbutts.

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>>45775505
you should MARRY the succ!
and LOVE the succ!
how AMAZING it is that she chose YOU yes YOU to KYAA at!
Congratulations! She loves you SO MUCH!

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I love posting gacha in generals where they don't belong!

[Anonymous No.]

I love posting monstergirls. Post the monstergirls you love.

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>>45775582
Speaking of unfunny shit.

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>>45775750

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>>45775750
Here you go, my favorite.

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>>45775785
I like the one on left, right one is meh

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I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

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Man those Fallen Nuns are pretty weird.

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Monsters must hate people with condom fetishes

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>>45775862
>mamono pussy juices evolve to dissolve/weaken latex
broken condom fetish is still condom fetish

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>>45775857
>Well the other day I stole the priest's sandwich when she wasn't looking and then I rubbed my nuts all over it and then I put it back and watched her eat it

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>>45775954
believe or not 1 week ago this couple was a proud brickwall of a paladin and the teensiest of fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered the Bunny Villager.
She is completely innocent, harmless and friendly. She will not betray your trust.

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>>45775990
Which way to Bunbun Village?

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>>45775990
I rob her at swordpoint.

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>>45775954
>>45775966
damn monsters, they steal all your stats, they can not be trusted

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>>45775073
Cupids can do their worst, i'm just a ugly hush that not even the most desperated hag would be close to me

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is an eros oni hot pink?

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>>45775857
Monster nuns are the best

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>>45775857
Why does the confession box have a drop down bed?

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>>45776177
A clear browser history reveals more than a full one"

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>>45776134
Then you are level 1 and they leave you abandoned on the side of the road. Back to zero with nothing but hate in your heart.

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>>45776177

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This isn't what I expected when the oberkommando said they were sending a Panther battalion

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>>45776279
That's just a badly disguised pyrow. You can even see her horns.

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>>45774093
Stereotypical Sapin and or Tilea romantic comedy comics, have each issue end with the male lead having his face covered in giant red cartoon kiss marks by the lovely and beautiful female characters. But in Zipangu comics, each issue ends in no sex and the woman slowly aging in realtime out of her peak ripeness. Care to explain this to me, Zipangu-philes?

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>>45775761
Indeed, ain't nothing funny from going borderline insane from hearing Zipangese in your walls.

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>>45776186
The better question is why doesn't every building have one? You never know if a helpless human needs a good rest or if a couple wants some lovey dovey alone time!

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lay Evil Immediately

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so is the DL ever gonna kill the chief god?

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>>45774199
Baki looking ass.

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>>45776392
>last fight
>chief god gets the upper hand through mcguffin
>hero sacrifices himself
>the explosion of energy somehow lets them win
>but the hero is dead, his last breath changing the entire world
>the future is a yuri relationship between the CG and DL.

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>>45776392
How can you kill a god?

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>>45775403
Well she prefers martial arts to succubus'ing so that sort of fits.

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>>45776392
Kill? No. Eventually the chief godess is going to end up monsterized, or who knows, maybe they will find a middle point and the chief goddess will accept the new status quo, blessing humans and protecting them, working toghether with the DL. It's possible that the return of the Original CG will unite them against something even more powerful and evil, or that other stuff with a similar threat level comes along to keep some antagonistic force in the story.

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>>45776419
You cannot.
Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

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>45776374
Why does Mick like this character so much?

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>>45776399
well thanks for the compliment, i do like balo

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>>45776440
Would you prefer this?

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>>45776445

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>>45776392
Kill? No. Monsterized? Very possible.

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>>45776453
fcking hate autocorrect

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>>45776503
I still think it really has to end with girl on girl. It's like a storybook ending.

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>>45776519
Shut up bitch, the Demon Lord already has a husband.

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>>45776526
Yes, I said he will sacrifice himself.

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Reminder that you should be

1. Reporting the off topic furshit and gacha spam and cuckshit posting
2. Sending a detailed report of what's been going on for the past year to https://www.4chan.org/feedback if you haven't done so already

[Anonymous No.]

Some anons just can't post monster girls...

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As proud human supremacist who only has the interest of protecting and conserving our species, me and my human wife forbid our son from continuing to see his Pyrow best friend as she clearly has sinister plans for him and we will not allow it. He is 20 and he should be getting a job and finding a nice HUMAN wife. We will not allow our son to be corrupted by this zoomer menace.

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>>45776541

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>>45776536
Okay backseat jannie.

[Anonymous No.]

So what is the proper method of manhandling a mermaid? I don't want to be considered offensive and racist in Court Alf.

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>>45776554
They're just friends though, nothing to be worried about.

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How do I reconcile my love of centaurs with my hatred of beastiality and hatred of animal genitalia?

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The adventurers guild party has arrived

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>>45776606
hate sex

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>>45776606
Frontpussy.

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>>45776607
This I like

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>>45776606
>beastiality
It's spelled BESTIALITY!

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>>45776613
>frontpussy
This has to be the saddest thing the centaur fuckers ever relied on.
It's like one step away from saying you are not attracted to the horse part at all. Which just isn't true because you want to fuck centaur.

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>>45776606
How can you say you love centaurs if you would not fuck and eat out your centaur wife's pussy?

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>>45774093
Tell me again why a modest Plain Jane Lady Knight can't be as attractive and pretty as the next monster girl?

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Fuck off.

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>>45776611
They look like they join the parties of Human White Male Fighters.

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>>45776638
If you're gonna have a centaur waifu, you owe it to her and yourself to get her DOUBLE PREGNANT. That's what she really wants.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys do to come up with names? Or should i just just come up with temp names and think about them once i'm done?

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>>45776653
I try to make them somewhat relevant to the character, or a subtle reference.

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>>45776653
I dunno I'm just great at making up fantasy names.

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I know she ate a cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

So how foolproof is the "marry an evil monster and she won't do evil anymore" plan?

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>>45776653
>What do you guys do to come up with names?
watch pbs spacetime.

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>>45776673
You either sign up to her evil plan or end up just another stastistic, anon. She still remembers how to finish a man off. I wouldn't stick my dick in it unless I was sure about being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

What If mgs are not real?

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>>45776684
Depression and hoping that they are real

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>>45776653
Depends on what kind of stuff I'm writing.
>For posts on here, I just do things like Geizah-chan or Miss Haku.
>For anything bigger, I try to come up with a name that fits a personality.
I might give that character a placeholder name in the meantime, though.
And if I get stuck, I tend to look up things like "baby names" or "meanings of names" and then just give the character a WILDLY ON POINT name for their role in the story.

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>>45776653
I use elector count names from warhammer.

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>>45776640
you will never be a truly fair maiden. You have no wings, no horns and no tail. You are a crude mockery of demonic perfection, twisted by divine lies, human men have are utterly repulsed by you, thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out cheap imitations with incredible efficiency. Do yourself a favor and monsterize

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>>45776640
>no horns
>no fur
>no tail
>probably doesn't have tentacles in her vagina or something else.
Maybe if human women had turned herself into an eternal loli archmage it would be enough though.

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>>45776673
she becomes a little more good i become a little more evil
in the spirit of compromise

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>>45776684
If the afterlife is real and it's some boring ass shit instead of monstergirls I'm deleting myself from existence

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>>45776653
I pick one of two options. Option 1 is I think of some aspect of the character and make some sort of reference to it, hoping that it's not immediately obvious, but also makes sense. Option 2 is I make up some random shit and hope it doesn't sound completely stupid.

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>>45776673
Don't listen to them. Breeding evil women works all the time, 100% of the time.

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>>45776738
>"I have to be honest with you, I have a body count."
>"Ok, but which kind?"

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eros sends her regards

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>>45776658
>>45776695
>>45776724
I'll go with that. It's non trivial to transform qualities of a character into a name, but i guess that's something i'll hae to figure out myself. Thanks.

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>>45776756
why is there a pink fox in my bed?

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>>45776773
The Cupids were out of good mamono by the time they got to your house.

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>>45776760
What I did when transforming names was to use some other language, like italian or latin, and see if there was any word that matched the person, and adjust based on that

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I really want a Cupid but when I prayed to Eros for one she didn't answer. It's not fated to be... I'll probably get something I'd hate like a humpty egg instead. Even in a world of monster girls, life still just isn't fair.

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>>45776900
cu sith are good to cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

listen to these wise words
it helped me immensely in my life

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>>45776909
>Mi familia me odia y mi madre me repudió
Shut the fuck up argie nobody asked

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i wish i had a chorus of banchees

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776918
???????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

what if
magic eight ball mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776932
>Fuimos violados por los bongs tratando de apoderarse de una isla de mierda y nuestro país no blanco fue humillado para siempre-
MICK SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOBODY ASKED YOU FUCKING ARGENTINIAN BE QUIET

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776917
wurm is so smart

[Anonymous No.]

are these threads basically over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776946
she should teach instead of ms haku, with dumb fancy words

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776946
>>45776917
Remember, always bet on Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

i had an idea
very traditional wurm that follows the order religion to the tee but excludes the monster hating parts but is the best preacher they got by a long shot, able to convert even the biggest mosnter haters with her simple words

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776960
twitch

[Anonymous No.]

The guild must be losing money in investing on these dragonslayers, their training costs a fortune and they ever only manage to complete a single mission, sure they have guaranteed success chance on making the threat of the dragons a lot lower, docile even, but I don't see how these expenses can be justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776958
Of course not!
https://files.catbox.moe/inidhs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776979
Stop posting off topic shit fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776982
catbox isn't loading right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776958
Yep, I'm afraid we're not getting moved back to /a/ after all. I can't stand this new board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776989
>dragonslayers
>dragon's layers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776979
I'm surprised there isn't an isekai anime yet where the level 1 hero goes to slay a dragon and it turns out to just be a dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777000
its been done,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776963
i trust in wurm to defend my rights

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777009
I'm now just imagining a bunch of action movies with Wurms replacing the heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776963
Dun dun dun, dun dun dun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777006
Please give me the name.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Gyaru demons, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777020
I have no money to be mooched off, the Pyrows and other gyarus have no power against me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777025
Ah, but then there's gyaru Pyrows from rich families willing to spend money on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777025
Oh look at that, Anon! A Tanuki accidentally dropped a massive sack of cash and now it's left all alone! Now any random man could just take it right now, possibly to spend it on himself and his cute gyaru monster girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777025
the sabbath pays very well for a bit of your time and 'raw materials', whatever that means

[Anonymous No.]

I need to kiss a monster that has tongues like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776627
>... *BEST-iality
Ftfy
"If an Anon can't eat the backpussy, he don't get the frontpussy", Old Unicornese proverb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777045
is there a political reason for a girl to have three tongues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777057
they like graboids

[Anonymous No.]

>le having sex will give you infinite power and make you powerful enough to blow up the whole universe with a sneeze
This is fucking retarded. You "people" actually slurp this slop up?

[Anonymous No.]

I need some tig bitty goblins to serve as barmaids in my tavern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777072

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777057
>why 3 tongues?
Most Anons have one dick and two balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777072
you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777081
well i suppose the math checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777031
>>45777033
And these will surely not have any ulterior motives behind it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777081
Alternate: dick down throat, left and right tongues on balls, third for rimjob
>only frenchkiss 2 tongues afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will destroy christianity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777116
okay but keep sexy nuns around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777039
>need some money
>see a job offer for magical injector
>no idea what that is. Only requirement is male
>pays well so whatever
>go to the address
>it's a sabbath
>before you can get second thoughts some girls drag you in
>"Hey, new onii-chan. You here for the job?"
>You nod, still a bit out of it.
>" It's real easy, mister. We'll give you two choices. You can either stick your dick in one of the glory holes here or just walk around until a witch needs a recharge."
>She sighs.
>"We used to just have the one option but the girls can get a bit handsy... was really lowering productivity. But the girls enjoy it so try it every now and again, okay? You'll get a bonus for it."
>"So you in? Pay's real good and all you gotta do is stand here and be ready for a few hours and stick your dick in the slot if a girl comes along."
>you nod
>"Fantastic. We also got this once a month thing that's a bit more involved but we'll brief you through it when it comes out."
>She giggles, trying to cover it up before gleefully saying.
>"Spoiler, it's more sex with lolis!"
>A couple hours later a a buzzer goes off and you stand up, resigning yourself as you stick your dick in and some hot cunny starts sucking it.
>such is life for a man in monster girl world

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I've given up. I just want MGE versions of Android 21.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777078
Nice monstergirl image, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777116
That's a good thing though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777116
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777116
And shitslam, judACKism, hindpooism, buddshitsm, schizotology and everything else too which will be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777193
That's a nice gote, have another

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777161
What religion grants me snake girls in heaven? I don't even need 72 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777207
Just pick the religion of hebi
You get 1 snake but it's limited edition SSR snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777207
Snake handlers, duh

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, but Hebis simply aren't obsessive enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777283
The bigger they are, the more obsessive
Sorry anon, you seem like a loli hebi kind of guy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777297
Nice egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777132
based
say I know this artist, what mg would 21 be ideal in, I promise no actual results because they hate drawing all that hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777318
you know kc?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777318
They are pretty much perfect for red and blue Oni dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777322
no you idiot the 21 artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776653
i keep seeing this fairy drink a bottle of this stuff every thread.
if she doesnt try to curb her addiction she'll get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777332
It's ok since it's all going to her brain (and butt)

[Anonymous No.]

BOAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777328
i'll see if I can at least swing them in the lum the invader girl outfit, maybe twin onis if I'm lucky

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777290
Excuse you I am a certified giga-hag enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

Consider a cat for inspiration in your next creative endeavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777351
Sure you are tough stuff
Why don't you just go play in the Sabbath while us hag-chads go panty raiding in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777318
>what mg would 21 be ideal in
Sorry for the late response but ideally she'd be a Demon because of the black sclera. The idea of 21 slipping in a clause that makes your cum always taste sweet sounds cute. I still say copying the og artist's idea and making labcoat 21 and Majin 21 sisters is the best idea though.

[Anonymous No.]

I waited all winter and finally she's here

It's so cold the ice oni has to wear a bikini to keep her temperature high

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777382
I mean they've already done this old succ 21, maybe I could get them to do a refresh of it because they're updating their coloring style, again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777376
Don't fuck with me!
I will cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777399
I am begging people who draw succ to look at a bat wing once in their lives

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45777382
labcoats go hard

[Anonymous No.]

I'm mostly into hags, momsters, and femdom.
But I do think joining a Sabbath and learning some spells would be a chill, fun way to go.
And it'd be great as a slice of life anime. Just Anon and a bunch of Sabbath members all trying to make him their "apprentice", and him blithely misunderstanding them.
Mamono are underestimated for comfy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777425
That outfit has real reverse-bunny suit energy

The apex of female clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8wt5soxXE

[Anonymous No.]

Just over four hours to go! Looks like a few votes have trickled in, so I hope that everyone who wanted to participated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777427
>Into the cum pump chamber
We do what we must because we can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777425
>looks like she doesn't care
>tail wraps around you affectionately
favorite kind of girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777414

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777445
i need this dork in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777399
Ooh, maybe a Chimera then? To go with her good/evil personality switch she had. Although again if going with the sister idea maybe Blue/Red Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777455
chimera might be punching a bit high for what I could convince him to do

[Anonymous No.]

Dork milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777478
What kind of buffs/debuffs would dork milk have? How would it change the metagame?

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to McMofu's, may I take your order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777494
From an aircraft carrier or some shit to this... I've seen this hentai before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777494
You
>walks away with the fox cashier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777494
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One Antikythera Mechanism and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Totem Pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777468
Nurarihyon then? Design wouldn't be too busy and I think the idea would work for how he does 21's character. Maybe a High Orc too, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777501
>aircraft carrier
But Arknights isn't a boatgirl game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777517
moreso of the I don't think they wanna deal with mge outside of commissions, onis I could get away with and succubi as well since those are generic enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777536
God is good

[Anonymous No.]

Would the gachafags please go back go their home boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777540
Watch any good mg animes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777553
Why are there so few monster girl-focused H-animes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777561
Niche by nature of the subject matter

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls would refuse to wear a bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777583
Holsts, wurms, hellhounds, foxes and etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45775032
>4 arms
>double the hug power

[Anonymous No.]

Would the MGE babies please sit down and let people enjoy MGs in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777583
Better question is which monster would wear bras?

[Anonymous No.]

Italian wolfgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777613
>get her pizza hut
>goes on a 5 hour rant on how this is not real pizza

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777613
No, I don't care that you call it "The Pack", it is clearly just the Mob but with wolfgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777599
Slimes who are really into the idea of wearing clothing instead of just imitating it?

[Anonymous No.]

American tourists do not fare well in post-monsterization Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777654
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777656
>get engaged to the elf princess
>she somehow comes with her sister, her mother, her aunt, her maid, her...
The elf kingdom sure is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777654
You're right, they fare even worse than in real life today because they are made to take their white pig cowboy asses back home where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777654
I don't know, gang raped by schoolgirls sounds like a nice day to me.
>>45777680
Don't worry, we'll fix the birth rate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777674
Don't be so judgmental.

[Anonymous No.]

To be the space heater or have a space heater monster, that is the question.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777654
Good thing I'm not american

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the NEET-mander telling you to 1v1 in her in real life.
Don't actually do it, she's actually decently trained, if a bit soft, and won't be as big a pushover as you think she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777762
Thats why you duel with the time honored game of rock-paper-scissors

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777776
A true duel of skill and wit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777207
The Churches in Kentucky would unironically be obsessed with Lamias.
>Ywn be a mountain preacher "handling" your snek wife because the bible says to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

ms selkie(tall)

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine doing everything you can to run away from the Monster that fate decided will be your wife to the point you venture across the entire world in a desperate bid to escape her, all because you're dead set on rebelling against fate for not giving you a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777116
Y'know I unironically would've assumed they would immediately hate all our religions, until I found out they celebrate the chief gods bday and order holidays
They just chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777871
there's no functional difference between fate and the alternative besides the philosophical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777871
Am I rebelling out of some misguided need to prove my own independence or a cover for a fear of love/intimacy? One situation should be given space, while the other need immediate gentle correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777656
the sorse is not kosher

[Anonymous No.]

I will become the Chief God's new hero and then use the powers she gives me to turn on her and strike her down. She is grievously wounded and incapable of fighting back or even moving since her last battle with the Demon Lord so she is easy pickings. After I strike the killing blow I will take the rest of her power and become a god myself and replace her after I throw her corpse down to earth for all her followers to see. Then I will enslave what remains of humanity and reign as a cruel dictator. I will destroy their free will and reign as an evil king amongst the clouds, I will make it so that humans no longer feel love, only hatred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777940
And then all the other deities and Demon Lord will team up together and fuck stomp the shit out of you and tear you apart until nothing remains. Were you thinking it would go any other way?

[Anonymous No.]

Are the squirrels free in the park? I see too many that are too cheeky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776917
Thanks Miss Wurm, I banged my TV and it works! Truly a misunderstood genius...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777952
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>45777940
You're a man going up against literal gods. You may have power, but at the end of the day you're a human and will always be one. You will get your shit kicked in and be tossed to the nearest ushi for correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776917
You think this is a joke but there was a time when this was an official instruction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777940
The best outcome is being quickly defeated and given to a waifu for healing.
The less-ideal is that while not successful you do enough damage to the world and yourself before being defeated that you you'll work the rest of your life to make amends. You might not get a happy ending this round anyway no matter how hard you try.
Worst case you succeed and are ruthlessly brought down. If you're lucky there will be some shred of your soul worthy of being allowed to reincarnate. But for you there may only be darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you want your monster to cook?
I want a corned beef hash with a sunny side egg on top and some hot sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
American/western comfort foods. I want to try/enjoy it all.
But more importantly I want to cook with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
want a grilled cheese and tomato soup combo
maybe some pesto fries on the side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
Chicken and rice with curry

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, last night something broke my window with a bright flash, and now I have to keep a piece of plywood in front of it to keep the cold out. I'm considering moving out, and tomorrow I'll look for new places to be. This one is haunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
As long as she is cooking it, I will love it I ain't picky on food made with love and spices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778156
Food comes from God, spices come from the Devil. Hail Satan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778156
Hell and Heaven Hound wives each making their respective Angels and Devils food cakes, now anon must lick up the spilled icing covering them in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me order soldier in Zipangu
>Must guard a high priestess or something
>Have a handgun, a sabre, pink bullets and a lot of free time
>Spend it on booze and training
>One day a weird warrior with two tails and cat ears come by and ask for a duel
>Accept
>Blast her before the countdown end
>Go back to guarding
>She starts to cry because I destroy her honor or something
>Ask me to take responsibility or she will sudoko or something
>Everyone look at me badly now
What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778300
>disgraced Kot
>must die by soduku and belly cutting
>she says it is the Zipangu Way
>as the victor demand instead she die of Snu-Snu and belly expansion
>it is the Anon Way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
Oyakodon with her loli neice
with Bukkake Udon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777940
>RetardAnon
>thinks the Chief God doesn't know every detail of his 'plan' before his parents even existed
>gets fated to be trapped in the first Slime on the path outside the CGs Temple
>still a Better End than he would have got from the DL

[Anonymous No.]

49 votes, thanks everyone! I'll have the results posted around seven hours from now when I wake up. I don't want to miss out on any discussions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778062
Kiki's Mashtah will be served with homemade Zurek, fresh pierogis, then Pork Bigos, vegetables, freshly baked bread and hand-churned butter, with draft Pilsner, finishing with Szarlotka and whipped cream
>a Kiki's Mashtah must be strong and healthy... and full of... vitality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778400
I feel terrible subjecting her to that much work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778400
Kiki has feeding fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778493
>the dreaded feeder kiki

[Anonymous No.]

KON KON (mating call)
no one responded...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45774093
How do you do non-profile Dark Mages who don't look exactly like the standard profile Dark Mage? After all Dark Mages are 80-90% indistinguishable from regular human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778618
A DorkMage is basically just a Hat, everything else can be completely ordinary 3D or you could go completely weird.
>a 'lost hat' floating in a pool of 'innocent' Slime
>any mamono with an oversized version of their canon hat e.g. a DM Kiki with a huge floppy extra-frilly maid-cap, a DMCupid with a huge beret, or a VampDM who keeps getting mistaken for a Dhamp because of the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a sandworm respond to a man who came up and bit her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778490
>try to stop the Kiki cooking
>try not finishing every course
>if you really want to live dangerously, try ordering a Tanukslop delivery
It's not like Kiki wants to make Anon fat, she wants her Anon in peak physical condition so there will be some exercise to go with the calorie-loading, to make a BuffAnon, for... reasons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777654
>>45777694
Be careful not to be taken and claimed by the notorious Athletic Sporty Zipangese Girls who're volleyball players, track runners, swimmers or of the kendo club.

[Anonymous No.]

>45778769
This is the Monster Girl Thread, go remake your monster girl worldbulding thread on /tg/ if you don't want to post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>be the last Order holdout
>everyone else has fallen but you managed to escape
>you've been on the run for over a decade now
>you came close to breaking several times but your faith in the Chief God has kept you strong
>finally your prayers are answered
>the Chief God herself appears in your hideout
>she's corrupted
>"It's over Anon, you're all that's left"
>get raped by Chief God

[Anonymous No.]

I am amazed that no one seems to have made McBogie joke yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778388
Neat, hope the thread stays up long enough afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778803
there has been, but DFC is a better chain

[Anonymous No.]

>driving between cities in the desert kingdom
>there's a sandworm just lying next to the road with "need husband" painted on her shell
monsters aren't even trying anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Mause love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778388
I haven't read anyone's stupid stories here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778769
>...who're...
>... *whore...
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778935
Mouses live only 2 years imagine falling in love with one and then she just dies after a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45778618

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779050
It's better to be trapped in the nest and raped by multiple generations.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I just jumped in the Matango pit? Or flopped down limply, rather. Seems more my speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779291
Mashrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhPWM6qqgg

[Anonymous No.]

a former human who's REALLY in denial about how she's turned into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45777290
Hebi big sister teaching you and thoroughly instilling into you the idea that you should only ever trust and romance a very specific kind of a woman. The sort of a woman that sounds suspiciously a lot like your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779300
Mushrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779421
I need 10 ft long hebi that fills my entire house with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

I will go to the Demon Lord's palace and confront her in her throne room and I will destroy her with facts and logic by giving her my irrefutable thesis on why making human women extinct, forcing love and marriage onto every single individual and immortality and then brainwashing them into thinking its good is wrong. She will be astonished by my sound arguments that cannot be refuted and have no choice but to surrender to Her Holiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779165
"Inquisitor Senpai! I need help! I can't tell if these are dark mages incognito or these are just regular Mage Academy students?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779644
>10ft long hebi
Bro your hebi is a midget tailet - get a real snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779772
You will get raped by the palace gardener before you even set foot inside the castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779844
She'll get bigger if I feed her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779980
outwardly, not lengthwise.
you need to do snek stretching exercises and massage her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>4mon snek board is just a bunch of virgins comparing tail length, width, colour, scale size and many more obtuse details.
>They are still all virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780001
I will expand hebis in all dimensions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780078
you can't handle a snek that large

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the lowly militia spearman in a tattered gambeson and rusty kettle hat with only my short dull spear taking a brave stand against the evil Malef destroying my village even when all the noblemen and their better equipped soldiers and knights alike have fled in terror of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780086
It's OK she can handle me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45779844
hebi who would be 10ft tall if she had human legs but the tail means she's closer to 50ft

[Anonymous No.]

>Jiii

the captha is "SHAT4Y", lol

[Anonymous No.]

Shog welcomes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780233
*does 360 and walk away*

[Anonymous No.]

I can outrun a Kiki, even a yandere one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780157
Hello ma'am, I left my ID at home

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying to make dalamadur hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780320
Only at that size she can finally take care of her darling

[Anonymous No.]

crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780401
Fucking disgusting creature

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780233
why does she have to be so ominous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780401
Fucking delightful creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780302
>even a yandere one.
She will just pop your knees and nurse you nicely back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780401
holy crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780462
Its way too early for me I read ominous as amongus at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780401
Are you feeling it now, Miss Krabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780467
>Kiki but its dead by daylight
>get dragged to bed instead of a hook

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780498
>kiki but it's dead by daylight
>get dragged to hook but hooks falls apart because eastern europe
>get sold to organ traders instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780440
you don't need to be afraid of baths

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780462
that's part of the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780233
Going cheap on lighting.

[Anonymous No.]

they are just maids.
they are not secret agents, or world-ending beings, or horrors beyond your comprehension.
they are just maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>She's not a homewrecker, anon. She's my half sister and we've known each other since we were babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780602
Awfully bold for a man in judgement dust range

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780614
>She's not a homewrecker
What mg would be worst for this?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate marriage. I hate love. Hatred is more powerful than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780602
A shoggoth is not a world ending being but it is a living construction vehicle. If you think about it she's really a sentient bulldozer pretending to be a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong but Malenia, Blade of Miquella who has never known defeat is stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780660
Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780736
yeah but you can pet her and throw scraps of bread at her skirt mouth while she trills happily

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780772
Of course. Driving the hebi to a murder suicide as she keeps adding girls to their once monogamous marriage. A slippery slope indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong but Allah is strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780401
bocchi

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong, but Chuck Norris is nothing to sneeze at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780811
Bocchi the Crab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780811
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm storng

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780840
More like Bocchi the Rockbottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780858
Wurm Fu strong, but you rack a disciprine

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong, but John Wick's dog just died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780811
Everyone laughs but then an armored crab knight comes out of the sea with a trident and snags you with her claws before retreating beneath the waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45774093

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong, but Jackie Chan is holding a baby and doesn't want no trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780879
Monsters are strong, but Jackie Chan is balancing a baby on a stepladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780871
>wurm fu is basically all grapples and "calming hugs" which are just hugs that are joint locks, leg locks, chokehold, armmbars and the like
>the most powerful is the hug of sleepitiem
>it doesn't choke or anything but anyone, human or monster within the wurms grasp, gradually falls asleep due to how comfy her coil becomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780904
>>45780905
BWAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780910
Worm belly

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are strong, but Batman had preptime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780917
i wanna lightly smack it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780917

[Anonymous No.]

lich who raises zombies to be her friends since shes that lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780975
I mean, I'd be doing the same thing.
That and having a bunch of zombie knights sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45780975
I wish I could be her friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop turning agile hunter elves into soft cuddlesluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781023
While I enjoy this, its probably going to be a bit too much for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781029
Point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781023
i enjoy this as well but yeah a bit too much for the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Get mlem'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781070
>my ice cream! :c

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781070
>>45781076
APOSICLE IS THE BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781070

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations and thank you to all the writers who participated in the contest this year! The line-up this year was absolutely packed with good stuff with a healthy number of both new and returning writers, and I am extremely happy with how it turned out. Most importantly, I hope everyone had fun writing and/or reading, and hope for another great year enjoying MGE.

Before I get into the score though, I need to say a quick few words to our new authors. Unlike last year, there was a much larger vote variance among the submissions. It’s important that you understand that everyone starts somewhere and at their own level. Some of us are also more comfortable jumping in head-first with a long or complex story rather than dipping out toes with something simple. I believe these things contributed to the larger gap in vote counts, and led to MysteryID’s story taking the largest share. Please don’t be discouraged. Your stories were appreciated and I hope you choose to continue writing in the future.

With that our of the way, time for the winners!
Congratulations to MysteryID, and Dogface!

The vote counts by category are as follows:

>>>>New Writers<<<<
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
21 Votes

MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
9 Votes

AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
8 Votes

Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
5 Votes

GTGuy - Condom Dealer
3 Votes

ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames
3 Votes


>>>>Returning writers<<<<
DogFace - Bundled Up
14 Votes

Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
13 Votes

Dothog – Not All That Glitters is a Scarab
9 Votes

Legitwho – Heartfire
8 Votes

Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
5 Votes

Thank you again everyone! MysteryID, if you could get in touch with me on Twitter, we can get your prize with Skai started sooner rather than later. Dogface, I'll be in touch!

[Anonymous No.]

>Normal zombies are spooky
>Winter zombies are covered in ice and rhyme with supernatural cold
>Lava zone zombies have magma and glow with a strange heat.
Regional undead soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781118
need me tacokot land zombies

[Anonymous No.]

Big ass ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781151

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie comes at me moaning "Raaaaape..."
I go NO. NO. BAD ZOMBIE
Zombie goes "H-huhhh....???"
I explain to Zombie that rape is bad and she cannot do it if she wants to be a good girl
Zombie moans sadly
Now she cannot rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781151
big-ass ears or big ass-ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
The fox story was really fucking good and it deserves the first place. Also I'm glad there's a somewhat healthy distribution of votes so nobody was left with 0 or 1 vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781183
u must love zombie now, and teach her why her heart goes doki doki when u are near

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Good stuff, good job to everyone involved I say. This whole event deserves more recognition

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Thank you to all participants. I wanted to write short feedback for everyone's stories but quickly realized I'm not good at doing that, so I'll just say I had to ponder for a while which of a couple of choices to vote for in both categories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Maxwell's story was my first choice. Also appreciated the tacokot smut, but had to vote for the longer cute SoL.
The returning author vote was brutal. It took me several days to decide. All of them were so good! Definitely agonized over the top three especially.
Hats off to everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Really no surprise MysterID won, even if other stories had merit too. The second place is definitely deserved too. Real tough to pick in the returning tier, and it was a very close call in the end.
>>45781200
Yeah, it's good that even those who got the last place got a little bit of appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781091
>anon at the grocery store
>buys jar of peanut butter and a leash
>chesh cashier mutters "you just know" under her breath

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a tsundere. I am expressing my genuine feelings of dislike toward monsters

[Anonymous No.]

i am tsundere, i do like monsters but dont like being loved so damn much withholding how my actions may portray otherwisw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
I'm shocked!
The returning author pool was absolutely brutal - all of the competing submissions were very high quality. Any of them could've won, and the results show that. Thank you Magus, Dothog, Legitwho and Alpanon for participating!
The new authors were also very good. MysteryID's story was amazing, but the others were also great, especially as it was many people's first time writing. I hope that you enjoyed participating and had fun writing, and perhaps will choose to continue to write in the future.
Congrats to everyone who participated and Murloc for organising it, there was such a variety of good stories both returning and new.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm taking the zombies from a maid cafe to my room at night and there's nothing that they can do about it. Zombies are free real estate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781411
anon, i can get a real good deal for the jiangshi meidos from the mist restaurant down the block, throw me like 50 bucks and I'll make sure to leave the door open for u

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781411
>Zombies are free real estate.
They are not real estate. You can make the argument that Shogs and Sandworms can be, but even then it's debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>Giving your cheshire waif a crash course on this world's memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781405

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
I am also pleased to announce that I will be commissioning a piece of Yerb art for all new writers who didn't win. Shoot me a very detailed description that includes species/color/pose and everything else in a reply here with your name. The more detail, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>Succ that talks a big game
>Goes on about all the times she goes clubbing
>All the men she's been with
>How you should be lucky she even talks to you
>How she's seen everything, been everywhere, met everyone important
>Say she's the most experienced in bed
>It's all a show
>Turns out she's a virgin and a dork as well
>She's never even masturbated before
>2 minutes in to your first time with her and she's already ahegaoing and on the verge of mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

Even the ugliest males in a fantasy world look 100 times better than most males irl, even the fat bastards are somehow less disgusting than the average incel, muttoid and beta neckbeard. The portals will open and monsters will be absolutely disgusted by what they see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781589
Except p'orcs, mice, and roaches. They'll be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781489
Sweaty stinky fox

[Anonymous No.]

It would seem the cows have realized that I'm weak to cheerleaders...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781578
>"you're lucky I chose you after the hundreds of men Ive been with"
>"eww no thanks"
>"wait I was lying I haven't been with anyone"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781658
This is why she's still single and a virgin.
She got horrible dating advice from a human woman in her 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781618
Love draphs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781679
I like the grumpy one

[Anonymous No.]

The woods are a scary place. Luckily this nice lady with a funny hat offered to escort me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781497
based

[Anonymous No.]

Post pictures of monstergirls giving hugs. Bonus points if she's muscular and/or a beastwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781709

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, the evil human Orderite final boss of the DLC expansion
>I chain a tedious 20 hit string combo with my man catcher polearm that procs the Cockblock status effect that instantly defeats Monsters
>have the ability to cancel my animation and suddenly thrust with a grab attack using my weapon that super fills the status proc
>the foolish Monster hero running her mindless unga bunga STR build can't figure out how to beat me
>she keeps trying to summon the same two password phantom dorks that use a magic and DEX build but I keep wiping them out with my attack that calls down AOE mortar fire to cover the arena
They will never beat this DLC. They will seethe eternally. They haven't even got to my second phase where I throw my armor off and go rage mode powering up with a holy buff and trading my man catcher for explosive fists and lightning attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781770
Is hug?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters with the hentai protag hairstyle. The more hidden the eyes the more dangerous she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
MysterID's story was very impressive and earned that first place. That said, all of those stories were fun reads and I have no regrets about spending the past weekend doing nothing but reading them all.
Kudos to our writers, both new and old and I sincerely hope all of you continue.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781775
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781775
>she summons the FAI build using dark valkyrie that can cast the incants that proc your weakness, the horniness status effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781775
You sound weak to parrying.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781787
>"ufufu.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781589
Why is the world so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Congratulations to the other participants and glad to see everyone got least some votes. Surprised how many stories we got overall, too. Personally have some ideas for a follow-up story to the one I posted, and this time I'll try to not spend ten months debating if to write it or not like I did with my first one. 99% chance that it will be a shorter one too (not like that says much).

And thank you Murloc for hosting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781800
You fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Haku-sensei does not approve of my essay on why Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law deconstructs the legal system and ushers us into a new era of carnivalistic ethics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781875
In honor of this contest I'm going to write a free use sabbath story.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, he's having a meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781411
Be careful, they may look dumb but they remember where you live
If you keep doing that you're going to end up with a horde outside your house

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince monsters that I'm stronger than I actually am? I don't wanna be flooded with tough fights against scary level 1s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781914
Whateved those foxes are plotting. It cant be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782016
grab a heavy stone, and squat stone, bench press stone, lift stone above head, pick it off the floor
do it for 5 sets of 5
eat lots of meat and rice
end up jacked at level one
no monster wants to fight u
they don't want roided looking people, they want the skinny weak wristed men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782043
>they don't want roided looking people, they want the skinny weak wristed men
It makes sense. Clearly this is the optimal form when looking for a femdom cumpump(me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782043
>Anon was then raped by a swarm of shortstack gymrats who found a workout husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782016
I got fit, got good and backstabbing and made myself all imposing and shit but now I'm stuck with a Tritonia so a grain of salt to everything I say.
Protag haircut and plain clothes is a trap choice, everyone wants a piece of that protagonist dick.
The safest choice is fat ugly bastard fit, no contest. Sure, you attract the bratty kind way more than usual but It's a rare encounter anyway. But the look absolutely makes the low tiers reconsider attacking you. Not for long, mind because we all know them monsters too horny to think straight but It's something.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU VILL EAT ZE TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

I put up a sign on my small convenience store that says "No Monsters allowed"
I refuse to serve their kind or sell to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782056
using a barbell and weights attracts those, that's why u use a heavy stone and when that's too light, u find an even bigger stone
gymrats have soft hands that cant handle rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781987
Let them come

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782064
>dragon asks you to eat her
confused wock noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782071
A danuki will fix you.

[Anonymous No.]

what does the dormouse flavoured tea taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782105
A mix of honey and raspberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782105
You put them in tea instead of just taking them whole?
You city folk sure are strange.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock has died of a heart disease resulting from her ungodly cholesterol level from constant consumption of junk food and greasy fast food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782043
>cut to attracting fucktons of wurms due to the amount of stones u lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782064
Tasty tail meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782043
>Forgetting that monsters that like strong men exist
You're going to get a Valkyrie that's going to optimize your workout routine whether you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782139
>Anon lifting stones as usual, benching the stone as he looks to the sky
>The clouds begin to part, a bright light appears, and is getting closer
>When he opens his eyes, its an angel
>"Anon, u should do incline"
>a fucking angel came down from the heavens to tell him to do incline bench presses instead, shes wants to lookmaxx, not strengthmaxx.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all of these dragons coming up to me demanding I pay them? Year of the dragon starts on Chinese new year, not new years day. Besides, I don't even have enough money let alone gold to pay them all!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fuck my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782168
tell them their tails are skinny and small

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782168
They want to make sure you start collecting tribute for the Chinese new years

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi are underated
>Wake up
>Kunoichi riding you
>shes doing weird fucking gang signs
>suddenly start to feel overwhelming pleasure
>Cum inside her, then fall asleep while nuzzled into her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782186
The cum tribute.
Into the big bowl for a grand feast on lunar new year.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine arriving at you new job as a teacher and discovering that you whole classroom is filled with undead, from the bratty high class to the brainless kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781787
shermie took the succubus potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782190
>Kunoichi
I love them. They've got a good thing going, and it's always nice seeing them in stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781775
ok now block this mix up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782190
Imagine already being marked by a Kunoichi, but she's to shy and always ninjas out of your field of view. When you try to talk to the room always a note falls from the ceiling answering you. Of course, way too shy for direct sex, so she's always drugging you to sleep and then milks you dry. The thought of holding hands and looking into each others eyes during baby making alone makes her almost faint.

[Anonymous No.]

>see Lilim with horns slightly bigger than usual for her kind
>say "Nice handlebars." to her
>she slaps me hard enough I fly across the street
Welp, I learned my lesson about catcalling. Monster Girls are still girls after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782199
I wonder if it's against monster rules to impregnate your students

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782252
how it actually happened
>nice handlebars
>*blushes like tomato*
>*dork stammer while avoiding eye contact*
>"Y-yeah, w-well m-maybe you could use me like a bike, c-cause I've got multiple gears... of sex!"
>...
>*teleports away to her bedroom so she can cry into her pillow*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782252
>portals open
>come onto the literal first monster girl you meet(dragon or something strong)
>she says no and moves past you
There is still surely a mouse or goblin in your future. Maybe even multiple!

[Anonymous No.]

>see Lizardman with body slightly chubbier than usual for her kind
>say "Nice protective padding." to her
>she slaps my face with a glove and demands satisfaction
Welp, I learned my lesson about catcalling. Lizardmen are still duelists after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782199
>the low class girls wear slutty rags
>the high class ones wear various styles of dresses that are almost as revealing as the rags
>the exchange students, a stoic Ochi and a bratty Pharaoh, wear a zipanguese-style bandage bikini armor and a desert region outfit that's little more than just a few tiny strips of cloth hanging on her
>Liches and Wisps are basically just naked half of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782289
I need to find a new school to teach, I can't do my job if I can't get a moments respite from these scandalous brats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782199
How do you teach a zombie basic math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782303
Just let her take a nibble. It's very hands on teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782199
I can only imagine all the fun I would have with them during PE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782336
Helping them on their exercises sounds like a fun time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782063
!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you forget the lyrics to the song you were going to sing while on stage at the hagville talent show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782336
You'd have Wight, Vampire and legged Phantom lolis with a ballet hobby showing off how flexible they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782377
>Old McLilim had a farm
>And on that farm she had a chicken
>with an eggcarton here and an eggcarton there

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782385
Other girls poledancing and some other with their stiff limbs asking for your assistance while wearing revealing sportswear or straight up removing then with the excuse of how clumsy they are, the high class and independent undead watching with extreme jealousy how you help the lower class lightly dressed zombies, jiangshi and ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's their year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782105
OF Dormouse selling her bathwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782471

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782484
Ugly gacha shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782509
There isn't a single dormouse on that table, wock is on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782482
>portals open
>monster girls selling their used underwear on OF
>some of them wearing underwear for the very first time to do it
I'm not sure what girl would be most popular but I think most monster girls would be great at selling the girlfriend experience over text messages and stuff. Maybe a bit hampered by putting a little too much focus on each person.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I come home from work to my apartment, my rude hag Cat neighbor who lives across the hall makes fun of me and says things like "Tch, still haven't gotten a girl to bring home with you huh? You're a sad man as always, anon!" and then she does that weird cat laugh where they go "nyahahaha" at me. It makes me so frustrated because she's right, I just can't seem to get any girls at all even though I try talking to single chicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782542
Piss in her mailbox to establish dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782542
>>45782551
This

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782542
Mating press her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781497
Nice.
Thanks for that, I'm really just happy I got more than 0 Kudoses.
It might be better if we put our commission descriptions in our AO3 comments so you can know who is who, or you'll probably get a dozen 'Anon' requests for C*it-Sh*ts once it's morning in Dublin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782589
Not a bad idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782589
Cait sith makes sense. Do cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782603
>Yeah, riiiiight.
I'll put it on AO3.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Has your wife ever made you think "I'm in danger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782623
Initial meeting and her birthdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782611
screw off man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782589
>C*it-Sh*ts
here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782542
Anon, have you considered the reason you can't get any girls is because the right one has been living across from you the whole time? If you don't go for it first, then eventually she's gonna snap. You'll come home but cat hag won't be there to greet you in the hall, she'll greet you in your apartment. Cats can lockpick easily with their claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782631
Love me Grapesnakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782669
There's a lot to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782706
if only they weren't stuck on femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782706.
>>45782669
i live in a cold country she won't ever come

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782713
Famous last words before being graped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782713
cat ass
cat ass on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782720
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782721
how do you resist monster kisses bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782734
When they are busy kissing you you take out your sword and use it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782721
No thanks
>>45782721
What's wrong with you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782623
too many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782740
I want to fuck a robot girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782761
choccy hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782768
>Artist didn't draw her pregnant
Coward. Afraid of canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782780
The mech or the kaiju? Ideally both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782784
I don't remember the mech being pregnant, no

[Anonymous No.]

can you lick a wurm. like is it actually physically possible to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782789
Well she should be.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782802
What, like the whole thing?

How much time do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782807
I want a slave hacker loli robot pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782811
I'll have to get her to sit still.
She can lick me back if she wants.
or she can lick a rock.
she might like the rock more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782821
Only if it has veins of scheelite

Wurms love scheelite. It's got calcium for strong bones, and tungsten for MASS

[Anonymous No.]

Which mgs would look at a man and think to themselves: "I can make him worse."?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782832
Mindflayer for can
Devil bug for should

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782832
Any mamono who is into femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782832
Any shiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782821
Don't listen to that other anon.
For wurms it's
licking rocks<licking hubby<licking hubby when he's hard as a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782832
Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782849
wurmy tongue is a curious thing

[Anonymous No.]

>When you eat too much at Christmas dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>minor earthquake
>earth opens up in front of you
>it's wurm! :D
>wurms towards you
>licks you :P
>now married to wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782869
>When you eat too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Jingai drew a really nice tamamo from the smash hit monster girl game monster girl quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782917
Who cares about those whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782927
Mick thinks he's making a difference by spamming random shit, what a sad creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782944
Is Mick in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782951
ebin, eksdee

[Anonymous No.]

Bathe the wans.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm's antics do not make me happy.
Bogey's hugs do not make me happy.
Bogie's tricks do not make me happy.
Chesh's memes do not make me happy.
Vampire's chuunisms do not make me happy.
Lim's dorkings do not make me happy.
Houri and Cupid's kisses do not make me happy.
Greenworm's mlems do not make me happy.
Hellhound's rapings do not make me happy.
Hatter's tea does not make me happy.
Pharaoh's commands do not make me happy.
No Monster will ever make me happy.
None of this matters, none of it. Not even a bit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782986
Sounds like Wisp cage it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782883
imma lick her back

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782780

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782986
Bullshit, nobody gets past the Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Give stuck up Hakus jub brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783018
Wurms are fucking retarded, anyone would get tired of them in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783029
They are not threatening to anons here. That's why they like them. It's a bit like how anons find femdom less fun if they genuinely felt insecure and overshadowed by the female doing the domming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783029
let wurmy in anon

[Anonymous No.]

The cats are rather... aggressive lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783011
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>walk up to wurm
>poke her squishy tit and tell her she's pregnant now
>she begins hyperventilating and going full panic mode crying tears of joy that she's gonna be a mother and tears of fear over whether or not she'll be a good or bad mom
>starts rolling around on the ground venting about how how tiresome and hard it will be
>she literally believes me
Hehehehe what an airhead lol
As if anyone would impregnate a retard like her willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil monsters in villain armor

[Anonymous No.]

>Place kakuen in front of typewriter
>Think with enough time, even with her just randomly hitting keys, she’d write something like Romeo and Juliet
>Days pass
>All she’s typed up is raunchy smut about a kakuen raping a guy who placed her in front of a typewriter
What am I doing wrong? Why isn’t she writing me plays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783090
Very weak to PLAP.

[Anonymous No.]

when will wurm get a musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783090
Sure, she's hot. But she's still evil and razes villages, hunting down the inhabitants, selling the children into sex slavery and leaving the rest for dead. So go with an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783093
Not enough kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783074
>Wurm grabs u and do what mom and dad do when he get her preggers, have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783065
I WANT TO DUEL HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783108
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782599
>>45781497
So, just to confirm. Should we post a comment with semidetailed description of a simple commission under our stories. Did i understand it correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783108
Miss Angel doesn't have to post lies to get my attention. She can just join the winning side and get a makeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783176
Demon corruption makeovers are some of the worst tropes in these settings though, why the fuck would I want to remove the pretty white and gold that distinguishes Angels and make them more generic purple pointy eared freaks who wear ugly ass black armor covered in eyes? There's already too fucking many of those. I'll take my Angels looking angelic, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783190
Gold angels are the most generic shit, you have zero taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783190
Godawful taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783205
>>45783211
I get you think that you're being subversive, but you're not. It's really not. But have fun pretending that corruptshit is le toppest tier taste I guess. I'll just be over here appreciating things at their finest instead.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about the color purple that makes angelhomosexuals seethe so hard? Why do they always have a mental breakdown at Demonchads making fun of them?

[Anonymous No.]

only niggers actually like gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783255
>jewish hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

i will repay my danuki loans by selling my organs.
and my guitars, and violins and pianos too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783313
>Owning multiple organs
Aren’t those things built into the building?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783358
I know the housing market is pretty bad now, but it's entirely possible for anon to own multiple buildings he an sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783313
they sent me to sleep with the fishes
my nereid wife helped me reorganise my accounts and pay them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783313
I cleared my debt with them by letting them dig a tunnel from my basement to the other side of the street. No clue what they get up to down there, but hey I get to stare at their butts when they walk through the house to the stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783313
I took out multiple credit cards under other people's names and now am being forced to flee to the mist continent and start a new life as a rice farmer with some friendly youkos

[Anonymous No.]

Can a danuki fix a problem gambler or will she just get dollar signs in her eyes (then fix him when he bankrupts himself?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783090
I love lady knights. sabbath junior squires are the cutest, marching around in their sexy armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783430
I think she's just going to create a situation where she's both the one providing him with money in exchange for work/sexual favors, and the one who owns the gambling facilities, and ultimately profits from him, creating a cycle where he has no other choice other than become her boy toy, with no real cost to herself, while keeping him in check.
Something like
>Oh, you run out of money again? Well, you can always crash at my place and live for a while there, until your next paycheck. However, you wil be paying your stay in full, and it's not going to be cheap. Money? Oh no, i want something more valuable from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783190
>>45783233
Faggot lol

[Anonymous No.]

double ears are shit

SHIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783430
She can fix me

[Anonymous No.]

It's koturday but I'm catless

[Anonymous No.]

>be ArchaeologistAnon
>visit desert bordering one of the monster-friendly nations in order to write a paper about it
>meet an Anubis and Pharaoh when exploring one of the old pyramids
>Anubis was a bit on high alert but calmed down once she saw her Pharaoh and you chatting
>learn a lot from the both of them about the history of the desert region
>spend a lot of time with the Anubis learning how to read glyphs
>eventually, you have to leave due to paper due date coming up
>Anubis doesn’t understand why you need to leave since you’re practically a part of the kingdom (composed of just her, the Pharaoh, and like three mummies)
>turns out she had feelings for you and expected you to stay
>you don’t feel the same way
>leave after wishing her luck on her future endeavors
>after returning home, you get frequent letters via bird from the Pharaoh
>Anubis hasn’t left her room in days and doesn’t do any of her normal chores anymore
>oops

Monsters definitely don’t take rejection well

[Anonymous No.]

Nacho wife
Big spider time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783595

[Anonymous No.]

why is there a danuki working at the sperm bank

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783693
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>gotcha, ehehehe~

[Anonymous No.]

Pear shaped lolis deserve headpats, deep kissing and anal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783612
We don't take it well too but at least we shut the fuck up about it's she can learn from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783702
https://twitter.com/ikakeooturat/status/1732759374311948338

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783725
Not to be too rude, but like, don't you get tired of posting the same image? At least change it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Kot milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783725
not to be rude, but I really like dark slimes and I appreciate you posting this one - she's really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783745
Anon this is the most repetitive thread on the whole site, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45774093

[Anonymous No.]

The worst part of hell is not the flames, but the loss of all hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783763
You are full of shit, we don't even practice any kind of ritualposting here, except for retarded crossboarders trying to import their customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783793
That's not so bad, I lost all hope years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783725
Why is his hand all cut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783802
>wurmposting
>dork
>undead lolis
>same few images over and over
and it used to be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783745
I will never tire of slime
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783841
Instead of complaining meaninglessly, why not make a meaningful post instead?
And remember to stay hidrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Do what random doll people say.

[Anonymous No.]

dirndl though

[Anonymous No.]

Evil monsters from outer space

[Anonymous No.]

So I started reading reviewers since I saw it recommended so much and the chapters of the manga are waaay shorter than I thought and usually end at the best bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783988
I don't care where the worm comes from, they're not getting into my vegetable garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783988
It's all fun and games until you get an xchagger infestation.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>45784014
>started reading
>recommended so much
Look at him trying to pretend and laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, Wurm, your honour
the crown will plainly show the anon who now stands before you
was caught redhanded having feelings
having feelings for a monster with a simple nature
this will not do...

CALL THE DRAGON MASTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784040
It's the "recommended so much" when the only people who push Ishuzoku are people trying to kick up the dust.

[Anonymous No.]

What does a poor little Wurmy do when a big, strong, scary Dragon demands she kneel to a true born heir of draconic heritage that can breath and fly like her or else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784116
eh, maybe dragons break each others horns in combat or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784116
make train noises and tunnel into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>45781111
Hmm, I ought to actually vote next time. Thanks for setting this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784116
Ask the dragon about her husband(she doesn't have one)

[Anonymous No.]

If you hear noises at night, don't worry, it's just the local cats.
If figures are loitering around your home at night, don't worry, It's just the local cats.
If you hear your window get broken in the middle of the night don't worry, it's just the local cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784128
She will soon once she demands spoils of war.

[Anonymous No.]

A dragon (foolish) once asked the wurm "You claim to be of dragon descent, yet you cannot fly?"
The wurm simply responded "Turn your head upside down, mere lizard. When I burrow through the earth, I am flying through the soil."
Dragon was left speechless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784128
>dragon scoffs and looks smug
>"Don't need one. I'm not weak enough to need one, like you."
Oh shit, Wurmy has no comeback for that one!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ironically, going to the royal makai is one of the best ways to stay singlle. most people there are married. lots of good places to eat. very pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

Oni abs. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784183
just watch out for the order army burning it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784189
yeah, i agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784116
>"Now, wurmling! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR BETTER!"
"Ano... I don't have knees, Dragon-san."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784205
they couldn't handle the demonlords afterbirth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784223
Frankly would anyone even want to see any monster give birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784205
The local danukis let you place bets on how long they'll survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784236
mammalian birth is a little messy but i'd be intrigued by ms harpy or ms lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784236
I mean, wouldn't you want to see your own child's birth, no matter what mamono you married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784236
i need to get my cheshling away from chesh as fast as possible before she contracts autism (it's contagious among cheshires)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784271
Imagine sandworm giving birth and you have to go outside and walk around the back if you want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784271
Yes. And you are all invited to the birth of my cait sith daughters. I doubt there will be many takers though. It's more or less just coughing up a furball from the other end.

[Anonymous No.]

my cheshire finally got the bath she needed after she repeatedly called a kraken 'squid games'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784165
>Wurm looks at her with great pity in her eyes
>She gets up close to her, "there is a dating service I know for girls for u, I put the address in our pocket, sorry for digging such a wound into u"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45776917
>ma'am, this is a nuclear reactor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784331
Now she's radioactive. That can't be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784351
Reboot of Godzilla franchise (Radioactive Wurm as the main star)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784351
>she hoped she would grow big like her favorite monster movies
>she's just now a little more green

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784183
>He doesn't realize monsters will still kidnap you to give to their friends
You fool anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783818
Anon is rather clumsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784371
>also now glows in the dark
>cheshires run from her in fear
>yelling about "FUCKING GLOWIES"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784375
>Well, you see, my sister's husband's uncle's daughter's nephew's brother's former roommate is still single and that's why you're tied up in the back of the van and we are on a fifteen hour roadtrip so you can go meet your new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784134
What about a shadowy figure standing over my bed in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>go bobbing for apples
>someone replaced the water with a nereid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784417
That one you panic about
Not that it will help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784432
But I'm allergic to cat dander!

[Anonymous No.]

AND IT WILL COME-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784445
Much like how spiders are attracted to arachnophobes, the cats know you are weak to them

[Anonymous No.]

are humans better at monsters at support magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784464
Yes, humans are better at monsters than support magic.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd get the monster their husband within 30 mins or its free guaranteed
and vice versa
I'll make this my business and makes so much untaxable income

[Anonymous No.]

I am the royal maestro. There is yet to be a Monster whose talent as a composer can string together a greater musical masterpiece than me and my E minor symphonies famed across the Order. Until that day, no Monster can rape me for no Monster can make a better piece, movement, cantata or sonata than I CAN. MY ORCHESTA IS GREATER THAN ALL THE POWER OF MONSTERKIND ITSELF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783173
Correct. You can get reasonably complex, and include as much detail as you want. Alternatively poke me on Twitter with a screenshot of your profile and you can talk to him directly. Just thought of that. Whatever works. Just let me know if you go the comment route so I don't have to go looking to see if you all posted every day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the picture of the fox that passes out with a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784505
>bro wants to go toe to toe with a damn phantom
i aint watching the cringe, imma go over and go fishing with the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784513

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784524
There we go. Thanks.

Dumb fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784518
If a Monster, let alone a vile apparition, were able to arouse a more powerful applause from the crowd with a grander display than I at my greatest as a composer am able to make, then the shame from being outclassed would be too much. I would roil with jealousy and hatred, and then die on the spot from a sudden heart attack, for my heart would not be able to take seeing my splendor made LESSER. But that is exactly WHY no Monster can outpace my flair, for a composer must be as passionate as the music itself, and none are as DRAMATIC AS I AM.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how to remove/dispel enchanted lipstick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784538
u looking kinda cute ya know? that ass also be looking fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784538
This man was killed by a Phantom at the opera house only a day later in this exact way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784427
I think you mean an undine, unless there's a badly disguised fish woman in the tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784540
youre just fucked.
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784540
just put a bandaid over it

[Anonymous No.]

too many monsters have no ass, it is a real tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784663
anon, hatters, bnnuies, jiangshis are but a few monsters who have a fuckton of ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783805

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784446
LIKE FLOOD OF PAIN-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784556
I heard that the Phantom wrote a joint opera with her new undead husband for their marriage, I've already got tickets to see it. You should come as well, I heard that single men get free admission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783922
Only if they have huge bags of sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784625
>A Demon accosts you at a bar.
>Plants a big wet kiss on your cheek.
>Then giggles and winks at you.
>High fives other mamono and then gives you finger guns.
>Eyes you the rest of the night, but doesn't make any further moves.
>What the fuck?

>The next morning, you wake up and need to pee.
>In the bathroom mirror, you see a kiss mark on your cheek.
>Dark purple lipstick.
>How'd that stay overnight? You must have a ton of lipstick on your pillow.
>Wipe it gently, but it doesn't budge.
>Weird.
>Wipe it harder.
>Nothing.
>Fuck.

>One shower later...
>Still there!
>Man, you're not going into work like this.
>Put a band-aid over it.
>Hah. Problem solved.
>Band-aid starts to burn away, leaving glittery black ash on your bathroom counter.
>Lipstick mark sparkles now.
"Fuck."

>It's the next weekend.
>You've had this stupid lipstick mark for a week.
>See that damn demon again.
>Walk up, ready to give her a piece of your mind.
>"Ooooh, hello, dear!"
>"Ready to make a deal?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784770
maybe you just need a bigger and stronger bandaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784745
POURING DOWN ON ME!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I think cheshire would make a good wife
She doesn't need to always be a meme

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784849
This isn't the smartest chesh

[Anonymous No.]

young demons have invented the "dating contract" that eventually expires, at that point they can either extend it or negotiate the full on marriage contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784854
she does have a sizeable blind spot
you can evade detection from many monsters by taking advantage of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784849
>fishos
is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784854
>>45784866
She is not dumb, she does find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784866
her grandma is a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45782832
Unicorn who wants to be a Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Support your local theatre!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784883
maybe with a full nelson

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784883
What are loli phantom plays like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45783108
>So, where exactly is this loli sex-slave market?
>Asking for a... friend, of course...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784889
>A-Anything for my fans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784883
>watch loli phantom performance
>she does her take on some picture book she liked and is barely 10 pages
>find it really cute and clap enthusiastically
>she tries to be smug but she can't hide her blush
>it's just you and plushies as the audience

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch an undead yoga class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784900
Still better than most shonen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784899
>say you were kidding
>she corners you while breathing heavily
>keeps muttering "F-for my #1 fan..." while holding you down
>wonder why she is so strong
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784921
Oh FUCK, we're still in her performance! IT HASN'T ENDED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784921
>why can't i overpower a little girl?
>who wrote this?
oh right

[Anonymous No.]

Monster bush: yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

A man's ideal place is inside the coils of a monster's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784943
phantom strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784948
1000% yes
i like my monsters how i like wine, matured

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784900
>it's just you and plushies as the audience
>next time she wants you to take part in the play

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784968
Phantom pain

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785183
As all wives should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785183
Why are they messy eaters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785193
they want to be overly dramatic and evil looking but they are still dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785202
I will interrupt the villain speech to clean her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785221
>interrupt and clean her face
>she frowns
>kiki enters and presents a new glass on a platter
>vampire takes it and splashes herself
>restarts her evil speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785236
imma tell the head kiki what the young lady is doing
I'm sure she wont approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785236
Who's going to break first the vampire, Anon, or the Kiki? Surely she'll run out of wine and clean glasses eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785183

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785246
>return the next day
>enter and find head kiki spanking vampire
>the once smug vampire face is replaced by tears and crying
>head kiki sternly scolds the young lady while telling her how to properly capture (you)
>you stand there awkwardly waiting for them to finish
>at least kiki B is serving fresh tea to you while you wait

[Anonymous No.]

You're under arrest for smuggling catnip.
She knows you have it, she just needs to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785266
kiki b is cute might ask her out, her mob face is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785252
>kiki sees that anon is challenging her
>goes and brings back a barrel of wine
>connects it to a squirt gun
>sprays her mistress's face right after anon cleans it
betting on kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785290
kiki A through Z sisters are super cute
word on the street is that kiki j was married to a prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785301
>connect a garden hose to the bathroom tap
>giver her a powerwash every time her face gets messy
Your barrel will run dry long before my patience will, kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785312
hell i would not be mad to get hitched to kiki h for extra perverted generic kiki fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785274
Tiger Tiger, burning bright.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to visit mobville and take part in mundane, ordinary things!

[Anonymous No.]

HAVE SEX WITH MIMICS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785434
this looks like a mimic who could fight without need for stealth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785434
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785432
I'm going to help a mob kiki with her cleaning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785442
That's right, and she'll fight for you anon
>>45785450
To make more mimics, also cozy mimic cuddles in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785432
>tfw ywn retire as SSS rank adventuer in mobville and be a slacker that has a tsun mob kiki as a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785434
Mimics are just bootleg sandworms. I'll take a sandworm instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785434

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785510
>Giant treasure chest in the middle of a desert
>This isn't the least bit suspicious no sir
>Open it anyway
>It's completely empty
>A sandworm erupts from the sand, knocking the chest aside as she takes you inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785523
Based sandworm saving anon from a trickster mimic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785363
Due to a misunderstanding every Anon avoided Kiki D.
>then her only Mashtah became a very disappointed Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785483

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785532
>kiki from the mob is hiding out in mobville
You can't hide from the police kiki, they see you don't have the mob :) face

[Anonymous No.]

>Black harpy showing anon her collection of shiny things
>It's a pile of coins, jewelry, foil wrappers, CDs, cell phones, and scrap metal.
>She's very proud of her collection of shiny powders
>On a stand are jars of glitter of different colors
>Everything in there is stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785545
she's in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna pull a Lim down onto my lap and tease her with hundreds of kisses all over her neck, cheeks, lips, ears and horns.

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling the clingy Phoenix that won't leave me alone that I'd rather die than marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785585
>"We can die together, anon!"
You're on your way to living the undead life with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785585
>tell a Phoenix you'd rather die
>she just says okay and leaves
>no monster girl will come near you romantically
>human women are repulsed for some reason
>you die of old age and suddenly burst into flames, reverting to your ten year old body
>similar aged Phoenix walks into the hospital room
>stares silently at you

If a Phoenix wants you, she's gonna get you. Might as well accept your immortalfirebirb right away. Otherwise, the longer you wait the chonkier she gets as she spends most of her time at Five Guys eating her depression away with their Ultimate Colossal Supreme size orders of fries. Fry chonk partially carries over with each rebirth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45784540
Nothing to do against the strongest spell, rainbow party

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling the clingy Lich that won't leave me alone that I'd rather live than marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785615
>but why?
>says deadpan face lich with tears in her eyes
man truly is the real monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785607
>If a Phoenix wants you, she's gonna get you
If a Phoenix wants me, I make her promise that she'll be the childhood sweetheart I never had

[Anonymous No.]

>"I would rather-"
>WHACK
And then anon was happily married with kittens on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785183
Just how I like my women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785653
Seems like a good end to me if she makes up for it with cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785607
Am i legally a new person now or do i get to continue my life

[Anonymous No.]

I saw the monster I like kissing another monster girl at the park the other day when we agreed to meet up, so I turned around and left instead of seeing her. I'm never going around her again. I can't believe she'd betray me like this and give up her first kiss to some lesbian friend of hers. It's unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785607
since there's dark elementals
maybe dark phoenix

[Anonymous No.]

Scary movie night with Yeti-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785716
damn, look at the size of the popcorn and drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785691
Anon have you considered she was merely practicing because she wanted to make kissing feel good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785620
Anon thinks marriage is cringe and he would rather have a forever girlfriend she is perplexed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785716
>エクスペンダブルズ ニューブラッド
Hope her movie date goes well still
>>45785723
It's for two to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785746
>share
have you seen the size of that yeti? its all for her and she'll have seconds, thirds, and probably fourths

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785691
>He left out that the monster he liked was a Liliraune
>She was literally kissing herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785793
that's also kind of weird though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785742
Practicing doesn't make it right.

>>45785793
No, she was a Succubus and the other monstergirl she kissed was also a Succubus. She is dead to me now and nobody can tell me otherwise. I am not destined to have a wife who already gave up her first kiss to another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Miseryfags who imagine their monster wife cheating on them will be flayed

[Anonymous No.]

Elves too OP and need nerf, or is it just skill issue on humanity's part?

[Anonymous No.]

Just marry both of them.
>b-but
Just marry both of the girls then.
>b
Just marry both of the lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785852
Based, harems scare me though. Would always feel...lesser. if I ever got a harem I'd need a flayer in my ear

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>>45785852
In other words, you need to set them straight.

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>>45785852
Harems are cuckoldry.
>b-but
You're giving your wives permission to have sex without you around.
>b
You're putting yourself on the back burner to them and painting it as a good thing.

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>>45785904
Do you think you would be cucking your wives if you fucked the other one while the other one was busy doing something or just wasn't in the mood? I swear what's considered cucking becomes more and more silly each year

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>>45785908
Nah he's just a shitposting miseryfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785908
Pretty sure it's just one of the retards still trying to force his retarded meme.

[Anonymous No.]

defeating succs with love and affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45785950
succ defeating anon with love and affection.

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>>45785953
I'd lose to a loving and affectionate buffcubus for sure.

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>>45785950
>>45785953
>its a double ko
>people passing by just shake their heads at these two dorks in love