/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

At this point, speculating about the culprit or mastermind of Umineko is useless and results only in bucketloads of faggotry.

So instead of continuing with that, let's speculate on other, equally useless parts of Umineko. Like Beato's measurements, Ange's weight, what Battler would ask on Yahoo Answers and how the Ushiromiya blood managed to make the shitstorm of fat that is George.

[Anonymous No.]

George is adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange weighs 170 lbs.

Still delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577439
So she's medium burger?, still tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577439
How was it even decided that Ange is obese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577494
The fact that she looks fat, mainly. She has a chubby, squinty face. Plus, at school she was someone who probably went off and read Maria's diary while skipping P.E.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4577439
170 pounds is not obese. 270 is obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577494
Does this look particularly thin to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577494
Because she is.

Got a problem with it? Amakusa doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577523
For a girl, it's pretty fat.

5'5 femanon who used to be 160ish lbs several years ago here. Believe me, that was pretty fucking fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577532
Are the sprites reliable sources now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577534
I think he does. Didn't he refuse all her advances or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577558
He's fucking her.

[Alicia Melchiott !ALICia.JPo No.]

>>4577536
>femanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577558
More like she refused his. Remember, he even got fired for being too friendly with her? And apparently there was some not to subtle phone call in Dawn where Amakusa was on the phone to Okonogi and he told him to 'go for it' with Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577569
>Arcana Heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577558
>Ange
>advances
I can't even begin to imagine how Ange would try to "flirt" considering she's completely socially retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

If Battler doesn't believe in shit he doesn't see, what would be his take on say, electrons or string theory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577542
They've always been.

You know you'd hit this. Even Gaap loves the fatties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577578
She was like 8 when he got fired, I really doubt him getting close to her was anything romantic. Hell, what I got from it is that Amakusa tried to be friendly to her and that pissed Eva off. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577403
>shitstorm of fat that is George
Fuck you man, George is as delicious as the rest of the Ushiromiya family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577632
Except for how he's not.

George is a fatass. He's descended from Hideyoshi, who is the fattest of fatasses, and so he's going to at least be a partial hamlord.

Battler, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

Battler is overrated.

Without his weird drugs and boatloads of steroids he'd probably just be lanky as fuck, awkward and skinnyfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577659
I agree with this.

In fact, I only see him and Rosa as the 'naturally' skinny people of the Ushiromiya family, if that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577641
Oh, I take it you're the type that creams his pants for Battler and Amakusa. Fuck that.

Also, the anime disgrees, as horrible as it was.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure whether to go on the descriptions of the characters, or the actual way the sprites depict them. Let's take Kanon, for example. Weak as fuck. Knocks wheelbarrows over, can't pick fertilizer. But he looks like this squat, chubby faced kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577403
>Beato's measurements
38-27-40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577683
>40

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577689
Just bullshitting numbers to change the topic from YOU GUYS GEORGE IS NOT FAT to something less gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577666
Are you really taking in consideration the anime and its completely below-average character designs? Because if you are, then I'll just consider your point as an invalid one.

The anime is just another take on the characters. That's like saying SD versions are as accurate as their real height and HEAD size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577532
Ange has huge fucking shoulders. The fat probably goes to her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577666
Creaming my pants for Amakusa and Battler is better than creaming them for Kanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577695
>I ignore points I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577700
But the fat goes to her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577701
Honestly, I don't know anymore. The Amabato fans are more obnoxious than the KAnon fans.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU ALL, KRAUSS IS THE HOTTEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577718
Only when he was young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577718
Rudolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577400
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4577705

But the VN doesn't show us the thighs..

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577703
Let's see. How about you go and find a different argument, now?

Come back when you find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577683
The 'ideal' measurements are 36-24-36. No idea on Beato's height. The anime made her look taller than Rosa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577733
Ryukishi takes a lot of fanon and makes it canon.

If Ange having delicious thighs becomes fanon, it might as well be word of god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577740
NEW ARGUMENT:

Beato is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577729
Hey Krauss, looking kinda cool there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577746
I believe "healthy" is the word you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577752
And by "healthy," you mean "gross."

[Anonymous No.]

Maria weighs 29kg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577764
Shit, she's fat.

Guess that's what happens when you eat convenience store food 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577746
Your mom is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577768
DEM THIGHS OH LORDY LORDY LORDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577771

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577777
Delicious contrast.

And I think you guys are forgetting another valuable part of Beatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577789
>IM SO IRONIC I MUST BE THE KING OF COMEDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577791
Beato's tits are always available for discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577739
Not the person you're quoting.

Please consider Ryu's art. Everyone looks "fat" in them, but that doesn't mean they're fat, it means it's his style. And as such, it must not be considered the "undeniable truth". I'll use your example: Ever wondered why you think SD aren't natural?

I'll tell you. They always follow the same pattern: Big heads, small bodies. That's the art style they follow. Ryukishi follows the art style that "everyone looks fat".

In short, they're not how they appear to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577800
TITS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577799

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577800
Is it just her tits, or are her other assets included?

...what would those other assets be, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577834
Ass and moe.

[Jessica Ushiromiya No.]

Where's that chart with all the Umineko birthdates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577848
FUCKING MOON-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577800
Agreed. Beatos' delicious cowtits should always be the focus of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577834
Is best waifu an asset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577808
>>4577746
>>4577739
>>4577703
>>4577695

Get this useless debate out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577791
Her penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577848
http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=2843314&postcount=1114

yeah I know... animesuki lololololol... STFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577853
But that doesn't mean that DEM HIPS/THIGHS should stop being discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577860
Beato only has a penis when Battler is underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577860

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think George isn't fat. We should have 250 post discussion about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577878
link to doujin, plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577900
Shut the fuck up, we're talking about Beato's ass/cowtits/hips/thighs/penis right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577900
George is SO fat that Eva suggested he become a trained Sumo wrestler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577912
http://www.mediafire.com/?ugym2gyofmj

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577922
Why does this make me want to start a series of yo momma jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577923
how many more Umineko doujins dont I know about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577922
George is SO fat that small bombs would have no effect on him.

[Anonymous No.]

Battler wants Kanon's cock, He's really a homo, he just lies because being a homo wasn't acceptable in the 80's

prove me wrong /jp/

you can't can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577939
>Kanon related discussion
No, no NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577939
He has lots of sex with Beato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577939
I can, since Kanon's a loli. Enjoy your reverse trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577921
More Beato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577936
George is SO fat that the aquarium staff thought he was one of the whales trying to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577939
Explains Battler's sin perfectly. He's gay but the realization of just how fucking gay he is hasn't hit him yet. Him being a breast sommelier was a red herring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577947
Not really.

Battler is more virginal than George, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577947
That never happened

Also,
>what Battler would ask on Yahoo Answers
"Do witches exist"
First answer is a poster named B3rnk@$t31 with yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577968

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577947
Pretty sure Battler's still a virgin. All that angst in EP6 proves that. There's a real lack of intimacy between characters; all we get are hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577980

I KNEW GEORGE X BATTLER EXISTED!!!! RULE 34 NEVER FAILS!1!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577988
There's only really a lack of intimacy between Battler and Beato. Lambda and Bern have their marshmallow baths and Ange and Amakusa are basically confirmed to be boning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577988
If he was virgin Ange wouldn't like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577922
and then George was the bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578010
But she doesn't like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578010
Battler isn't as creepy though. He still freezes up when it comes to boob grabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577935
http://g.e-hentai.org/ , search Umineko

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577997
Internet never fails us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578029
Is it sad that the first thing I thought after viewing that image was "Beato's shoes are supposed to have pink bows" rather than "TITS TITS TITS TITS"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578038
>filename
>implying he has a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578070
>implying he doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578070
He still sorta does. Even if she's supposedly sharing a soul with some other chick, there still has to be a body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578029
He is rather timid for someone who tried to grab the boobs of every female on the island below the age of 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578096
I officially love internet forever, I didn't think this existed

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4578029
Didn't he successfully grab Jessica's in the beginning or am I remembering wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578038

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578141
He was able to touch them in the manga, was punched out in the animu, and I'm not sure in the VN.

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4578104
This is what Battler should have done when he was her furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578141
It was unsuccessful. Same thing with Shannon. But Kumasawa offered and he turned it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578127
Every possible pairing involving Battler has been illustrated somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578160
Lambda and Battler are bros. 34's already got Bern.

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4578160
Wow Lambda looks, quite cute in this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578160
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578160

S-Stupid sexy battler...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578174
Lambda is always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578174
>implying that Lambda does not look cute at all times

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4578181
>>4578182
Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I have always maintained that Lambda is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Lambda never ceases to be fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578160
>Every possible pairing has been illustrated somewhere.
fix'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578176
I just thought of this now. Where's that 4koma comic thingy where Rosa offers Battler sexual favors?

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone has nanjoxbattler or kinzoxbattler then i just dont know

[Anonymous No.]

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>4578197
oh fucking wow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578157
I think he's more interested in being dominated whilst he was her's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578197

[Anonymous No.]

I like where this thread is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578221
I always suspected this. So it's must be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578221

O wow. saved.

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>4578238
No, this is fucking saved!

[Anonymous No.]

My soul will never be at rest until I find Battler x Sakutaro or even Nanjo x Sakutaro

then i will die happy, or disturbed beyond belief

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578221
Someone is going to get punched to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578289
'dis thread just got manly

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578294
More like dangerously gay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Going by this chair and 5 minutes measuring distances in MS paint, I'd estimate, assuming a height of 5'4" for scale:

37 - 26 - 43

[Anonymous No.]

mariaXgoat-kun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578301
Pic looks like a good time. I wish I could kick it and have some beers with Hideyoshi at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

Going by this image and 5 minutes measuring distances in MS paint, I'd estimate, assuming a height of 5'4" for scale:

37 - 26 - 42

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>4578313
wow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577923

This made me remember why I like straight shota.

Also, FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS, LAMBDA IS A MATHEMATICAL CONCEPT, NOT A CHARACTER

[Anonymous No.]

PROBLEM?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4578328
No, it's the 11th letter of the Greek alphabet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577402
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4578324
PAAFEKUTO

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578324
Holy fuck her waist is tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578324
So instead of an hourglass shaped figure she has bell shaped figure?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4578522
DEM THIGHS kind of cause that effect, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578522
Is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577403
whats with llamas and Umineko?can someone explain for fuck sake.it bothers me a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578548
That's not what I meant I was just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

need more AmaBato fanart.How popular is this fabulous pairing in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578562
Alpacas, fucker, Alpacas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578596
No, no we don't. There's lots of it and all of them are fucking disgusting/AU bullshit/OOC.

Amabato fans are to Umineko what ZimDib fans are to Invader Zim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578596
It's meh.

Once the selfcest is confirmed, it will explode in popularity. Then again, I also predicted the EP6 patch to come out between August 13-21.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578597
Alpacas here.You are wrong, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578596
AmaBato is pretty popular on Pixiv and there's even a doujin with the pairing. Unfortunately, there will be more thanks to the latest TIPS, where Ryu paired Battler up with all the males.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>EP6 patch to come out between August 13-21.
y u do dis witch hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578634
Anon here, you have no idea what is an Alpaca, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578197
OH COME ON.
I FREAKING HATE JESSICA, BUT PAIRING HER WITH GEORGE? NOT EVEN BERN DESERVES SUCH A FATE!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4578640
>battler-and-jessica.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578651
SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT SIX PERCENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578657
I think it's the other way around. George doesn't deserve an angry teenager bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578652
Llamas here, Alpacas are idiots.They don't even know how they look like.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

AmaBato is hot and AmaBatoAnge is even hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578692
BattlerxBattlerxBattler is the best, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought we were through with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578692
Sup fat fangirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578697
I take this back, KinzoxKinzoxKinzo is the only option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578702
u mad?

[Anonymous No.]

Only acceptable pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578740


I wish I had a hat-stand/coat-rack ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

New question, what is Beatrice's height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578810
If you believe this is canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845
if Amakusa is not Battler i would FFFFFFFFFFFF hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578810

So she's nearly 5'10?

Damn. I knew she was tall.

She's taller than me. Fuck.

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>4578879
She's a head shorter than me. But isn't she wearing high heels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578879
Your metric converter must be broken. 166cm translates to about 5'5". How the heck did you get 5'10"?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578699
He just talked and talked until the family members killed themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578919

I misread, apparently. I could've sworn she was as tall as Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845
It's not canon. Kanon is way too tall.

[Anonymous No.]

DEEN's character designs aren't too reliable. In some shots of the third arc, Kanon was the same height as Beatrice, while in the others, taller.

[Anonymous No.]

So when is the next official Umineko popularity poll?

[Anonymous No.]

Just watch, Battler confesses that he is gay and in love with Kanon, only to be counter confessed that Kanon is a flat chested girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579075
Battler confirmed for liking blonde and bouncy, he'd be settling for less otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845
Could someone make a text version of this for easy copypastaing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845

Hey guys.

Shannon and Kanon aren't the same height.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579023
I'm thinking there might not be one. Normally, it would have happened back in early February...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579181
Wouldn't be surprised if BT was the one who organized that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579165
Discuss what?
Me and you probably aren't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579088
>implying Battler isn't gay and lying to himself about liking big boobed blondes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845
Why is Battler taller than George?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579208
Mysterious, not-exactly-legal drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579208
He's the tallest. He said so at very start of the novel, when he reunited with his family at the airport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579204
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579225
Imagine what he would look like without those drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Why Battler want to be strong?It is never explained yet right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579234
You're the only one in denial here. In many different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4578845
>Jessica's and Beato's height

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579243
Like his father. He would have been fabulous, but he chose to go manly instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579284
>implying that Rudolf isn't manly

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579270
It's just a coincidence, don't look too deeply into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579298
>implying Rudolf is built like an ox

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579303
>implying that a chart made by DEEN has any relevance

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579312
>implying that for all her grievous faults, Chiaki Kon and select other DEEN employees do not know who the culprit is, and would not drop subtle hints

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579309
>Implying Rudolf isn't hung like a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579327
But Rudolf is Asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579322
What hints? Is her height really a hint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579337

Statistical outlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579322
>Implying the shitty animators and artists there are worthy of telling that to.

[Anonymous No.]

Two fucking hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579377
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579398
It's how long until he masturbates to a picture of Battler nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4577403
Just a side info here
2ch recently adapted a chinese meme, another name for Alpaca: 草泥马, which reads TsaoNiMa...
...That's basically a huge hint on what Battler's sin 6 years ago is...his REAL sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579425
the hell is TsaoNiMa

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579398
It took Ryu two hours to tell Sayaka Ohara the truth to Umineko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579445
I think he meant that...
...TsaoNiMa is the chinese way of saying "Fuck Your Mom"...Which is basically a chinese phrase everyone knows disregards nationality...

[Anonymous No.]

To start the whole sin thing Battler either fucked Kyrie, caused a miscarriage or promised something to Shkannon.

[Anonymous No.]

Need moar alpaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4579488
stop it.this thread is fine without any theory faggotry

[Mirrored !EhE8ram93U No.]

Basically, there are a lot of Culprits in Umineko and like Kyrie says when talking about Noise and Logic Games, the Culprits change from Game to Game making things very difficult.

Basically, in Game 1, we have Rudolf, Kyrie, or Rosa as the Primary Killer with, at the very least Genji assisting, but more likely, many servants are in on it.

Other games change that because different people make different choices that lead to other killers becoming Active.

During the Ep1 ???? this is pretty much confirmed when Bern talks about Bea's method (Dice Analogy).

Basically, random chance will change which conspirators go active. Fixed chance variables like whether or not the Epitaph is solved will mix things up as well. Also the initial Primary Killer can be murdered by the Secondary Killer who then takes over (but does not use Stakes) and even both of them can be active at once.

It boils down to a complicated Logic game.

But that we have Game1's first twilight with Rudolph, Rosa, and Kyrie as the 3 unidentifiable corpses helps narrow some things.