Sakuya

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Admit it anon, out of all the SDM members, she'd be the one you'd want to fuck the most

[Anonymous No.]

would prefer Meiling crushing my pelvis tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

no that's meiling followed by patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>out of all the SDM members, she'd be the one you'd want to fuck the most
I mean she's cute but ehHHHHHHHHHH
I dunno about first. Basically everyone at the Scarlet Devil Mansion are hot in one way or another

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>>45767036
Koakuma is the koakutest.

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>>45767012
that may be because she's the only one alongside meiling who look like (or are portrayed) as an actual adults, the rest either look like teenagers or kids

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>>45767012
Hong and Koa > Patchy > Sakuya > Remi&Flan

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya would take advantage of you sexually while she uses her time stop powers. She's a predator and needs to be fired.

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>>45767012
Plumpchouli is the only one that gets me going.

Rumia, Dai, and Cirno are very cute. Hong is slightly cute but also cool. Canon Patchouli is for literature discussion. Sakuya is also cute and cool. Flan and Remi are cute.

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why literally all sakuya threads are made by coomers

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>>45767206
she's not good for anything else

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>>45767206
Have some self-awareness anon, have you seen other threads?

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>>45767221
Even if the OP isn't, 90% of the pics posted are lewd, her design probably doesn't help but it's still annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45767248
why are you complaining about it on this post specifically? you got a thing against sakuya? there are countless other threads where lewd pics are being posted

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>>45767253
I wouldn't mind that if almost all the pics they post of her are just that. Sakuya deserves more...

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>>45767213
Ngh, stupid maid, only good for babysitting two brats and her sex appeal...

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>>45767012
The best character to pin on a table and fuck raw after a stressful day of work.

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>>45767012
Funnily enough she's also the most likely one to kill you.

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>>45767012
Sorry, for me its only Flan

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>>45767937
That's Koakuma, and accidentally after riding your dick for 20 straight hours no breaks no water no food.

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>>45767206
>coomers
Kill yourself, newfag

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>>45767012
Zun said she's among the tall touhou characters, and I like tall women, so Sakuya is definitely my type. (never understood those who lust overly small girls)

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>>45767206
do you know where you are?

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>>45767946
kill you self nigga

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>>45767946
love you self partner

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

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>>45767012
Do you think she could take maternity leave if I were to accidentally impregnate her?

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>>45781303
She'd go through the pregnancy in stopped time and resume her duties as a maid in real time immediately afterwards.

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>>45781309
You mean I could be pumping kids out of her like a vending machine instead of posting online?
Who was going to tell me this!?!??!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya pads her chest

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>>45781550
Sakuya shouldn't be so insecure about her flat chest!

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>>45781550
>>45782032
Unbelievable!

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I mean, considering many Scarlet Devil Mansion 2hus are fucking lolis, "liking" Sakuya the most is somewhat reasonable.

Then again, we are touhou fans. Even those of us would classify as 'most sane touhou fan', are still pretty 'braindamaged' compared to a normal human.

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>>45783831
Only somewhat.
Remember Hong exists.

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>>45784521
2who?

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page 10?
not on my watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45767012
true

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>>45767036
DROP THE BALL

[Anonymous No.]

Which one is better??

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>>45810633
yumeko is more attractive, swords are cooler than knives, and her mom is more attractive than sakuya's boss

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>>45767012
That'd be Flan, my man

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>>45767946
Yeah, that's what you should be telling to yourself, dumbass~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45810633
The radiation exposure is worth it.

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>>45810656
Another mass-produced PC98 blonde, with an even more unmemorable design and lazier colors, knives are far more practical and versatile and Stinki is not her mom.

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>>45767012
I want to have a foursome with her and the two vamps.

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>>45767012
I belong to Meiling only

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>>45812451
Wow, I can't believe the pervert maid herself is here!
What kind of underwear does Meiling have?

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>>45811920
Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, fever, dizziness, disorientation, weakness, fatigue, hair loss, bloody vomit and stools from internal bleeding, infections and low blood pressure.

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>>45822268
I SAID it's worth it.

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>>45822362
Sakuya is cuter and won't give you an horrible death disease.

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>>45822671
Nuclear energy is actually pretty clean, anon. And she's not working in the middle of a full-size reactor.

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>>45822111
No idea whose underwear she has but maybe if her government didn't make her so poor, she wouldn't have to steal them.

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>>45822817
But not as clean as SDM furniture. Sakuya is called the perfect maid for a good reson.

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>>45767012
Uo

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[Anonymous No.]

Meiling and Quack are more my type.

That said, Sakuya could certainly do some kinky shit with her ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45838525
Stop being so smug !!

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>>45838525
The smile that mocks you in the game over screen.

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>>45767012
she's the only human

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[Anonymous No.]

I love Sakuya-san so much, jaypee. From the moment I first saw her, she captured me.

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>>45863575
Same, this was the very first image I saw of her back in 05 and I found myself compelled to find out who this mysterious maid was and where she was going.
Who would've thought something like that would have made such a huge impact on me after all those years. Literally nothing else matters to me but Sakuya now.

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I always imagined Sakuya and Meiling having a sisterly relationship as opposed to a romantic one

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>>45867353
they don't actually like each other though

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>>45867355
did I ask?

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>>45867353
Sakuya and Meiling as a ship always felt so forced and OOC and even worse it's probably the only way fans know how to get anyone to actually care about Meiling.
>>45867355
I never heard of that but I know Sakuya is never actually stern with Meiling is likely just as lax with her as she is with the fairies. It's Patchouli who doesn't like Meiling (but who does she like) and apparently Flan never trusted her.

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>>45867514
Why do everyone hates the chink?

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>>45867798
Sakuya does not hate her, if anything she's the one responsible for hiring her.

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>>45867514
patchouli seems generally ambivalent toward meiling, giving her advice in her win quotes, and meiling says that she'll keep watch while patchouli is away
the most surprising one is that meiling and remilia seem to get along quite well. remilia's win quote in soku toward meiling is to ask her about the manga she's reading and if it's interesting, and meiling's win quote toward remilia is both express concerns about remilia's health and to say that the manga was interesting
meanwhile meiling's win quotes toward sakuya are to say that she won't go easy on sakuya in a real duel and sakuya's is to tell meiling that she's too weak to be a gatekeeper and to get back to work
over in the fairy manga, sakuya forced meiling to search for lily white with no help and then never actually tells her to stop, and meiling's still searching while everyone's at the hakurei shrine witnessing lily white's appearance
and in CDS, meiling is pretty cold toward sakuya

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>>45867880
Though sometimes victory quotes can be regarded as a little slipshod, but ye, forgot Remi and Meling seemed to have had somewhat of an interest as fellow manga readers together. Now Patchy, I was referring to Meling's ending in Soku, as she had some rather choice words for Meiling when Sakuya
carried her into her library, when all Sakuya was just concerned for her health. But Sakuya's and Meiling's vs. quotes are taken a little out of context though because both quotes appear to follow up on each other as if part of one conversation. Sakuya tells Meiling "a gatekeeper shouldn't be this weak"
followed by Meiling's "I'm always going easy, you see, but not during formal challenges", with a sweat drop. Meiling actually meant that she's always going easy in GENERAL, not against Sakuya, as for the reason why she appears to be losing against intruders but she has to convince Sakuya that she's strong
so she doesn't lose her job. In the SCoOW cross reviews, Sakuya truly believed Meiling to be strong, "her perseverance should've been enough", and even gave her high favorability in ranking when she may have overestimated her abilities.

Now in SaBND, Sakuya can at times be an airhead and probably forgot all about Meiling, plus she didn't even take into consideration that there was actually no one left watching gate the entire time, explaining how both Reimu and Marisa just helped themselves in outta no where. Finally in CDS, upon closer inspection
Meiling did appear to have a different look in her eyes which may have been the evil spirit speaking through her, though that part was never thoroughly explained.

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Sakuya has a VERY smelly vagina that she never washes, imagine her sitting on your face haha

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had Aya's speed and reflexes to get away with it without being turned into a pincushion

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to give Sakuya a cup of hot chocolate so she'll slightly burn her tongue and I can kiss her to make her feel better

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>>45886226
Surely you've seen this picture, right anon?

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>>45890373
the smoking hot maid

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>>45899581
Smokin' Sexy Style

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>>45902546
Smokin' Cancer Style

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I just thought that Sakuya would be a quite good doctor. Even difficult surgeries would take just a moment for her.

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>>45905472
she would also be a good rapist

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>>45767012

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bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>45919327
Knifeway to heaven!

Who would be in a Gensokyo ROCK band?

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>>45920520
Mystia, Kyouko, the Tsukumos with Raiko and Tenshi.

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>>45920580
Mystia would make woodstock pale in comparison to her own show, and why Tenshi?

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>>45920710
Can't have a ROCK band without rock.

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>>45920965

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>>45906281
slutty meido

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>>45767024

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>>45930578
is it slutty if its only for one person and in private?

[Anonymous No.]

Getting flattened by big mamma Sakuya!

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>>45943000
T-they're real???????

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>>45943000
She's more like a oneesan or just a gf

[Anonymous No.]

I like Flatkuya more. It suits her better.

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>>45944278
There's pretty much a Sakuya for everyone at this point. She's easily the most controversial character body-wise.

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>>45943024
and beautiful and she is never gonna show it to you

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>>45944612
It's ZUN's fault for manipulating her breasts like he does with our heart.

[Anonymous No.]

She's either stuck in a houseful of weird people or the worst of them all behind closed doors, and I don't know which is funnier

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>>45767012
Yes, but Meiling is damn close.

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>>45867353
Canon ruined that, sorry.

Meiling and Remilia are actually pretty close though.

[Anonymous No.]

for me, it's sakuya the masturbation addict

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>>45954019
Meiling is more dateable, Sakuya is more fuckable.
Both are good, but it's comparing apples and oranges.

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>>45954263
I think Sakuya would be a better wife

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>>45954263
Would Meiling even be able to date considering her position? Sakuya would not, obviously. She would only marry if her mistress ordered her as much.

>>45954324
Issue with her is that even if you spend your life with her, no matter how happy, there is always a chance she will whisper "I want to thank you for making use of our service" while you are on your deathbed.

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>>45954029
ironically. that means you can make a good first Impression with remilia if you can get along or getting meiling to like you.

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>>45954350
forbidden love is like one of the most classic tropes to exist

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>>45954350
She has more independance than Sakuya, that's for sure. People rag on her for not being able to stop Marisa breaking in, but who can? Reimu? Not even Remilia could say she could stop her all the time.
She does her job pretty well all things considered, I don't think there'd be too much issue with being allowed to marry, so long as certain conditions were met.

The Hongsbant might want to learn kung fu and tai chi if he ever wants to have kids though. Someone's going to have to gatekeep while Meiling's bedridden.

Ironically, I don't think Sakuya's job would directly stop her from having a boyfriend or husband.
She's just a weirdo who doesn't get along with humans very well. Not neccessarily sociopathic Although the difference might be lost on the livestock in the basement, but this is the same girl who puts poisons in the tea to see what happens to Patchy and Remi.
I wouldn't call her airheaded, but she is most definitely lacking in common sense.
But the gap moe between her icy exterior and the fires that lie within...

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>>45954650
I don't really like tea all that much

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>>45954650
>but this is the same girl who puts poisons in the tea to see what happens to Patchy and Remi.
when? the tea scene in the fairies manga? she just change the recipe and put diferent flowers in the tea

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>>45954805
PoFV I think. Maybe I misremembered, it's been a while since I ground out that one.

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>>45954650
She was experimenting because certain flowers that may be poisonous to humans wouldn't necessarily be poisonous to non-humans. But I wouldn't say she's lacking in common sense, she can be quite perceptive and methodical, it's more so that's she's really kind of an 'offbeat'.
Sakuya's just very eccentric and unorthodox in her ways, the reason she's even referred to as "strange" by Remi herself.

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>>45767312
The thong is a superhighway for shit streaks from the anus to the pussy.
Do you masturbate to this?

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>>45955947
To have to point out something so oddly overspecific, out of the blue, could you actually be projecting?

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>>45767012
It honestly depends on my mood but yeah Sakuya is the one I've jerk off to the most in the SDM.

Sakuya > Remilia = Flandre > Koakuma > Patchouli > Mailing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45767312
She has more going on then Reisen who is ONLY good for her sex appeal and even then she keeps getting cucked by everyone in Eientei

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>>45955916
thats a very nice way to say she's autistic anon

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya seems like the kind of person who seems like she wears the pants in public but she's super submissive in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>45956386
but she wears a dress?

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>>45956356
She'll go through such great lengths just to stage a little magic act (the broken tea cup). She attributes almost everything she finds to housekeeping usage. She'll easily tune out of long-winded conversations or outright ignore you if it's unrelated to her objective.
DDC Sakuya B's scenario: "I often play pretend-wolfman at the mansion." Is a furry. She is perfectly capable of using danmaku, but idiosyncratically prefers knives since they don't involve using a "deceptive form of magic". Stops time to place every single knife herself so is also obsessed with patterns.
I dunno anon, maybe you could be onto something.

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>>45959618
Imagine going on a date with Sakuya and she goes on a long tangent about her knives and all the cool patterns she does with then

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>>45959618
what are the Real symptoms of the autist spectrum and how much does it apply to sakuya?
are they like the sociopaths who can't love or simpatice but want other to love them and simpatice with them?

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>>45961151
you tell me anon https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/autism-spectrum-disorders-asd
although, Sakuya's weirdness could be blamed on her environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45959618
It's hard to say if she's autistic of if this is just what happens if you are raised by Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya likes to do it in the butt!

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>>45966751
Sakuya is not into rimming. Oh, she likes femdom but she is also very practical. She prefers engaging in vaginal intercourse and using her knives to threaten her lover in case they are found wanting sexually. You'll be surprised how long a man can last when he has a knive to his throat.

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>>45966770
Sakuya is cold as her knife in bed!

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>>45959618
>>45960851
>>45961151
>>45966497
>>45966631
Do they even take vaccines in Gensokyo though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45966901
pretty sure it's mentioned in SoPM's Yamame article that Eirin makes vaccines for diseases that they suspect Yamame spreads every year
I say suspects because then Yamame's profile contradicts this by saying that she doesn't spread disease needlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45966631
True
It's probably all Remilia's fault like always

[Anonymous No.]

>>45966844
Of course. She understands her role as a women. She just understands that there should be consequences for failing to satisfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45967016
what if she's the one who fails to satisfy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45966631
I don't really believe Sakuya to be autistic honestly. But I do believe too many of Zun's tendencies may unconsciously seep into the structuring of his characters sometimes, inadvertently divulging his own autism.

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>>45967050
Then she would most likely seek redemption through vigorous sexual training.

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>>45967157
I hope not. He might be a sociopath if that is the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45967205
w-what's her sexual training like?

[Anonymous No.]

Do she really prepares human meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45968486
I sure hope she prepares mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45968486
probably not
the scarlet sisters are super light eaters after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45968486
Sakuya's a little weird in the head but she's definitely not a sociopath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45968486
No. She just kills them and collects their blood.

>>45968925
That's Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45977049
>>45976086
Didn't at least Flandre eat some human meat? probably Remilia too, can't imagine Sakuya wouldn't be the one preparing that.

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>>45977049
Remilia is a light eater, and judging by the body type(loli), her sister is the same.
It's already a running theme for Gensokyo that killing your source of fear to eat it's meat is a bad move. And it's especially true for vampires whose entire gimmick is feeding on blood, not eating humans in the first place.
Think about it for 5 seconds, why *wouldn't* Remilia simply buy blood from a human? Like hire a guy, get some health benefits with Eirin, prepare a room and a meal plan to make his blood taste according to Remilia's wishes? Like a lot of sweets, or alcohol, or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the SDM, please sit tight on this room while we experiment on your blood tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45982201
It's like the pineapple making your cum sweet thing.
In fact, cum taste might be the actual reason for feeding you various things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45982224
Blood, cum, what's the difference? All i really want is Sakuya to handle my body.

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>>45982201
Ha, my blood would be too saturated with high levels of cortisol for Sakuya's mistress to enjoy so I'm likely to get spared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45982490
Go see a doctor dude really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45982550
Wouldn't even have to tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45988723
Not a joke. You should go see a doctor.

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>>45982490
or just killed
gotta feed meiling, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991006
Stressful lifestyle and lack of sleep, but I'm doing better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991133
Do well and get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45991133
don't stay here

[Anonymous No.]

would Sakuya approve of me making AI art of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45998281
The most fuckable SDM member is clearly Remi.
But Sakuya is the funniest one so this automatically makes her the best member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45999873
not that kind of art

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>>46000446
oh shit i missquoted, it was a response to OP.
Still pretty cute, i'm still waiting for the free models to get better and my wallet to get fatter for me to buy a better pc and generate my life away. Until then all i got is my pen and paper.

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Where does she keep all her knives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46016566
She stops time and gets them from SDM storage room for every attack.

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>>46017840
Even when miles away from the mansion?

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>>45767012
>out of all the SDM members, she'd be the one you'd want to fuck the most
No, that'd be the mistress.
Sakuya is up there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45979121
>why *wouldn't Remilia simply buy blood from a human?
Yukari is lazy and wants to send some leftover humans her way.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46018094
From the tap

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>>46017850
No, she reuses the ones she had already throwed.
>>46018094
No, it's unhygienic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46011573
Raiding Sakuya's panty drawer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46029134
cute undergarments but i think a maid should wear all white

[Anonymous No.]

>>46037111
Because you asked so nicely I went into enemy territory once again.
I don't think I'll get away with a third time, but I've already resigned myself to being used as her personal timestop rape to-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46037208
she looks so clean and holy, white really suits the maid
a noble sacrifice, but word of advice next time wear a locked underwear, she can stop time but will not be able to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46037977
>she looks so clean and holy
She looks like she could be a holy princess or something.
But no, she's just the lapdog of a bratty daemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45966926
<span class="sjis">unethical medical malpractice with unproven vaccines with Eirin!</span>

[Anonymous No.]

No. Sakuya is friend-shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

No. Sakuya is friend-shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042101
I love that Sakuya canonically has longer hair now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042101
What kind of friend doesn't wear panties with a short skirt in front of you?
A sex friend of course. You two are going to fuck and there's nothing you can do about it but pre-dump her for her sexier bustier lazier coworker.

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>>46043397
Sup chinaman

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>>46043397
>lazier
>bustier
and a redhead? last I checked, sakuya doesn't work with komachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042038
Indeed remilia is the worst, Flan-chan is way cuter.

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>>46050729
6 days too early ou dumb maid

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>>45767946
>yeah bro you're the newfag, i've been here since 2015 so i can tell

[Anonymous No.]

Pantyhose Sakuya is superior Sakuya. It's when she's at her most powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46063793
Now that you mention it, Zun has been having her in pantyhose a lot lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46063873
Because ZUN is based and cultured.

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>>46063985
based on what?

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>>46064330
Based on this.

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>>45767012

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>>45906281
That artstyle looks so damn good. Why is modern stuff so soulless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46079575
anon takorin never went anywhere, he just does futa half the time
pretty sure his most recent was satori giving orin paizuri until she cums her soul out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46079627
Please don't ruin it by telling me there's another part of the set where she has a dick. Futa is for closeted queers.

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>>46079691
im sorry anon but if you think futa is for closeted queers then you are fapping to one of the biggest closeted queers in the touhou 2d pornography animation department

[Anonymous No.]

>>46073978
The one sock is so stupid, the pads are so overblow and her serious face makes it the cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087644
You're overblow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089062
24/7 maid feet must stink worse than reimu armpits on the summer

[Anonymous No.]

when i first met this maid she was so cold and emotionless. but the moment i got hired she suddenly started seducing me. what the fuck is wrong with the people in this mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093506
imagine how sexually and emotionally repressed she must be in a workplace full of only women, when she sees an opportunity she takes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096505
the sdm battle royale where the number one wins you

[Anonymous No.]

I got a Valentine chocolate from Sakuya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093506
More? Or atleast artist name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105043
I'm not sure but I think it might be Arni Village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104700
That's odd, why does she want to smear chocolate all over my penis?

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>>46105081

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>>46104700
I got friendship sex from Sakuya!

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A little late but...

[Anonymous No.]

it's not even the bump limit yet Sakuya's thread is dying, it's so over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128566
Perhaps /jp/ is what's dying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093506
>the immense smug of a [undisclosed age] time stopping, white, lacy pan wearing maid~

[Anonymous No.]

It was a mistake to accept the no weapons no time stop 1v1...

[Anonymous No.]

omg!!!! its izayoi phone number

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129361
Aww really, having to require that many handicaps just to fight a human? Well whatever keeps her pride intact as a youkai, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45767012
I admit it

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>>45767012
I do and always will

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>>46153400
It's good to know she appreciates the perfection that is JMB (PBUH)'s original design, and not overpriced fibreglass plastic from those hacks in a*stria.

[Anonymous No.]

Sumata

>>45767941
Onlyflans

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if Sakuya married you would she grow old with you or would she use her powers to stop aging herself?

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>>46153400
sakuya throwing knife-gun that shoots bullets could definitely be a thing
do it ZUN

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>>45767012
u cant fuck a cartoon idiot

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>>46168931
any proof on why I cannot fuck this hottie?

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>>46158432
She would throw the gun at you, and once it hits you, she stops time and goes up and pulls the trigger, then goes back to where she was standing before stopping time, and lets the gun recoil return the gun to her hand. Yep.

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>>46169700
Such elegance.

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it's meidover...

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>>46171225
Oh shit, somebody already posted this, whoops.

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>>46188799
Elegant

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>>46188799
Would Sakuya stop time to line up bullets once they've been shot or stop time to line up the perfect shot before firing?

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>>46197631
The first one

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>>46197733
>with her time-stop, she can use a musket like it's a full auto machinegun
I'd love to see something of the sort

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>>46197631
Nope that's cheating.

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My one weakness is white-haired 2D bitches.

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>>46212470
same

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Goodnight forever, Sakuya.

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Explain to me how maid Youmu and Sakuya are different.

you cannot
they are the same

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>>46232171
youmu has a ribbon

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>>46232171
One slows time, the other fully stops time. Oh and Youmu is short.

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>>46232171
One rigs polls, the other rigs her bras.

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>>46232413
and one is elegant

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>>46232413
Neither of these are true.

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>>46232171
Youmu is just a lamer Sakuya

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>>46232171
Easy, one has a giant sperm floating around her and the other one doesn't.

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I want Sakuya-san to lay me down and do horrible things to me for hours and then hug me tightly, comfort me and tell me everything is going to be okay..

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>>46241567
Red eyes and a crying Marisa?
This can not end well...

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Out of the SDM members, Meiling is easily the best no competition but she's 2nd.

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>>46234510

Yes. Youmu is an elegant dork.

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>>46242540
and Sakuya is an elegant maid

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>>46245489
dear LORD I want to grope her rear for no other reason than she'd hate it.
I blame the hair vents, too much sex in one place at once.

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>>46249592
just wait 'til i show this post to Miss Sakuya!! she will be really angry!!!!!! your life will be up to her to decide!

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>>46250433
That's fine, I'll grab her butt when she comes over to pass judgement. I don't care if I die, I want some maid butte.

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>>46245489
>>46249592
imagine groping her ass, making her spill all that tea haha

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>>46250673
The tea is irrelevant, I want to have her look down upon me like I'm walking garbage before twisting my arm in just the right way to cause pain but not leave a mark after.
I want her to look at me with utter disgust because I'm a filthy pervert who wants to molest cute girls like her, but because I'm not going after her mistress or Patchy she can't do anything about it, and has to endure the harrassment until she can think of a way to get rid of me without annoying anybody.
And then we make hot steamy love on her boss' bed because she's a pervert at heart too.

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>>46093506
The second you accepted that job offer you graduated from "piece of meat to be eaten" to "piece of meat to be eaten."

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>>46250725
>And then we make hot steamy love on her boss' bed because she's a pervert at heart too.

Youmu is the superior perverted maid.

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I want to start a family with Sakuya

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>>46261136
Same

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>>45767937
I know, isn't it sexy?

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>>46261136
>>46262908
How many? Will the mistress be ok with Sakuya raising a family in the mansion?

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>>46270696
Remilia doesn't get a say in the matter, but she can watch

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>>46278030
Sakuya getting all excited that I'm reaching toward her chest, only to be let down by me grabbing the knives instead! (They're cool and I want her to tell me about them)

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>>45767012
would prefer Meiling crushing my pelvis tbdesu

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>>46280513
Sakuya is not a pervert

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>>45767012
They will be giving equal repeated fuggings

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Milady is...
Milord?!?!?!

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>>46291779
Sakuya is very much a pervert.
She's a maid anon, one that lives in an all-female household.
You just know she's cooked up some interesting desires after so long without being able to get close to anyone. I bet she has her hand down her pants every other day when she gets off work.

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Really though, if you pinched her butt while she was working there is a 50/50 chance of you either being blown away by a silver tornado or spending the rest of the day panting away above her, with no in between.
I mean just look at the way she dresses and tell me she doesn't think about getting pounded senseless whenever she's bored cleaning or cooking. She can do everything perfectly in her sleep, so it's not like it's challenge anymore for her, therefore it's totally possible she thinks dirty thoughts constantly when she's alone.
Just ponder the aroma under her petticoats for a moment. Let that olfactory sensation seep in a second as you begin to imagine what a woman, who's probably still a virgin from being a mega 'tist, who spends most of her day thinking about some man will just take her and show her all the things that Koakuma talks about after one too many drinks smells like down there. Patchy's private section of the library has a particular smell to it too y'know. Not that she's ever gone there, the books aren't her's and she's well aware that 'chouli is a hoarder of knowledge, hence the name so there's a zero percent chance of her skimming through "Lusty Demons & Sinful Servants IV". Not that anything physically is stopping her, but there's principles involved god damnit.
Well anyway she's unsurprisingly the one who keeps herself clean the most. She can always find time to take a nice steaming hot bath every day, loaded up with soap and get a real lather going. What's weird is the fact she's also constantly washing her own dresses. You'd think that someone who sometimes bathes twice a day if there's nothing pressing need doing would be light on the laundry, but she's found herself changing clothes twice or even three times a day before now. All that fantasising I mentioned before seems to do a number on the relative humidity in her local atmosphere, and her panties are constantly damp. Now of course she does all the washing in the mansion, but did you know that Meiling used to do it? That was before Sakuya came along of course, and ever since she was able to she's done it all by her lonesome. Now my theory is she doesn't want her coworker finding out how soaking fucking wet she is all the time. Sakuya's a bit blue deep down (Well more like a light pink, but that's taking things too literally), but Meiling is something else. She's been known to openly read gutter-grade porn while standing at attention on particularly slow days. I think that's why she's got her own private quarters actually.
Now the interesting bit of this story is when Sakuya was going to the village for the day, and she tied an onion to her belt which was the style at the time. Hong took this oppertunity to drag out the really dirty stuff from her secret supply and really get a good look at some of the photos. See, when I said Sakuya did all the washing, I meant it. So Hong does her thing, but she forgets that she's in public and can't fully appreciate the exotic positioning of the models involved, but she thinks "I've spent three days pay on this, might as well kill the time with it" and keeps on going all the while getting progressively more hot and bothered.
In comes Sakuya, who throws the onion on her belt at Meiling because one of the fairies had made fun of her trying to look chic and goes in to put away the groceries, and what would you have it, Hong realises that Sakuya's been like 19 for a good few decades now, and further realises that she's never once had "that" kind of talk with her. Course she's not known to be the most open about anything, so quick as lightning she has an idea, and swaps the clean clothes pile with the wet one to go on the drying line that night whilst she's fingering herself in the bath again. And what would you have it, Sakuya is so busy drooling over what coincidentally happens to be a perfect mental image of Christian Bale that she doesn't even notice that she's put up all the unwashed underwear instead of the washed ones.
So out comes Meiling a while later, and she steals all of Sakuya's dirty pantsu! And she thinks to herself "Aren't these the dirty ones, they shouldn't be wet from the wash!" But no! They're just that soaked from Sakuya's constant mental erotic stimulation!
Now being caught with your coworker's smelly panties is one thing, but being caught by Sakuya Izayoi with six pairs of her utterly soaked lingerie is quite another. So now they live in Meiling's secret drawer of things Sakuya doesn't like her having, like a gallon of beer and a working PSP that she convinced a kappa to make run on electricity made in situ via magical aura conversion.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest before I die, which is soon because I think I hear a knock at my do

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>>46303047
No, I don't know what the fuck I was smoking when I wrote this either. Thanks for asking hypothetical stranger.

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>>45767012
Did you forget the maid fairies?

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>>46300305
>She's a maid anon, one that lives in an all-female household.
Lots of boys take up the job ads and try to work there, but they all quit within a month. I wonder why!

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>>46300305
she controls her lust by fishing

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>>46249592
>>46250673
You like the image for her ass. I like the image for her revolver. We are not the same

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>want to recreate Sakuya in some game I play
>pretty much no game has her twin braids

man

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she is also the one that'd hate me the most

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Fun fact: Sakuya is likely 100 years old and only kept outwardly youthful due to her time powers.
I had a theory that the reason why her hair is silver is actually because of age and not because she was naturally born with that color.

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Did Sakuya fail in her duties as a headmaid by letting her Ojousama and herself get wasted?

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>>46312387
>time stops
>finger blasts/jump on your dick like it's to save her life for hours straight
>resume time
Death or Enlightenment?

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How do I make Sakuya sexually harass me?

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>>46314816
Talk about how frustrated you are that there's no one suitable in the mansion to date.
The pressure from being rejected by you will make her perverted mind subconsciously lust for your body to be in her's.

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>>46303047
>and she tied an onion to her belt which was the style at the time
i had a good chuckle at this, thank you anon

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>>46303976
I like the image because of the aura that she exudes, that of a professional, elegant, cold assassin who could kill you in many hundred ways with deadly precision. And also because of the composition, her beauty, thighs, background, details and the revolver. I believe we're alike in that way

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>>46329195
>>46336462
I know what you're trying to do, you naughty maid!!

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i want to help her attach her knife garter then get all flustered when i touch her thigh
>doesnt matter who gets flustered

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So hypothetically, would Remilia tolerate Sakuya being repeatedly impregnated if it meant the mini-sakuyas running around would still work for her?
Asking for a friend.

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>>45767012
Wrong

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>>46361114
Right

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>>46361114
>>46361557
Keep your ADHD in the literally two threads you already have, kudasai.

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>>46232171
Youmu is retarded and 3 feet tall. Sakuya is at least 6 feet tall and only kind of retarded.

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>>46363141
Let these two have a mud wrestling contest!

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>>46363894
Sakuya is not "kind of retarded", she's just an oddball weirdo, there's a difference.

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>>46364520
Youmu is ritalin retarded, Sakuya is cocaine retarded.
You know what I mean.

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>>46361080
she would definitely want to eat at least one of them

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>>46232171
youmu meido in heavens
sakuya za warudos