Monster Girl Thread

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Creative fairies need energy, and so do you.

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>>45716540

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>>45716547
Why does that Shoggy look so surprised?

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>>45716549
Miss Art Fairy is a very clear critic.
But mean.

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Who will you learn magic from anon?

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>>45716562
She isn't used to being in the 3rd dimension so her interactions within it are surprising to her.
>>45716570
Greenworm.

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Any unpopular opinions?

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>>45716540

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>>45716570
My Lim wife will teach me.

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>>45716570
Right.
First you get the girl.
Then you get the birb.
Then you get the FRIES.

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Thus ever to evil women

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>>45716570
The Grand Master Archmage

She might have a spell to make her even whiter

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>>45716570
>Yurishit

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>>45716570
wurm priestess who casts stone of garrunq, bestial claws, earthen spikes, ground breaker, stone toss, claws of gurranq
also her face is cute

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>>45716627
>Yurishit
Source:your ass

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>>45716635
https://x.com/murgoten/status/1723370557607948381?s=20

Checkmate loser.

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>>45716635
NTA but https://twitter.com/murgoten/status/1723734801645961650

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>>45716645
>>45716647
Thanks, I was hoping people would spoonfeed me proof

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>>45716570
I’m gonna impregnate both of them.

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>>45716660
Lesbian couples bringing young men home to share is great

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succ magical girl, p'orc magical girl, or troll magical girl
they are all way older than a normal magical monster girl should be

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>>45716669
Tfw the most NEET Alraune would be those corpse flowers.

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>>45716675
I'd be honored to be the love interest of a Troll magical girl older than me.
>>45716684
You mean rafflesia?

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Never smile at a crocodile.

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>>45716675
Whichever is meatiest.

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>>45716693
What's she going to do?

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I wish a big croc or gator girl would sit on me.

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>>45716693
You can't tell me what to do!

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>>45716630
Magic wurm is cute.

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>>45716727
Hey, that's not a crocomodile or a allimagator. The tail is way too long

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Exercise caution when lifting automatons.

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>>45716732
>5'11 vs 6'0

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>Ya ochen rad, ved ya, nakonets, vozvrashchayus' domoy

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>>45716786
Kiki I told you to not speak in tongues, I don't understand you and it sounds silly.

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>>45716564
I think she's more vomiting over monster being put in coffee

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>>45716810
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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Italian foxes.

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>>45716835
Anon, you don't need to drink monster energy
You don't need to punish your kidney's like that.

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>>45716839
MY KIDNEYS NEED STONES.
STONES ATTRACT WURMS.
I MUST HAVE WURM WIFE.

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>>45716838
There's fur in the pasta

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This will be your swimming coach for today.

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Hiding in my closet right now. There's a Bogey in my house.
I'm not gonna get caught...

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>>45716881
I don't believe she can swim without her waterlogged tails dragging her to the bottom

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>>45716886
>Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3dCyVS2XE&ab_channel=dylanfagan

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>>45716862
big meaty croc tails

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>>45716886
>*heavy bogey breathing on your neck*

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Vaca

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Lotta Anons looking to get deathrolled tonight

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>>45716886
>>45716903
I wanna try squirming out of a bogeys arms

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>>45716915
Jokes on her, I'm built for grappling.
I took those feats for good reason.

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It's another one of those nights...

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>>45716923
Had to stay late with cat teacher again

She keeps trying to teach me about the best place to put amplifying tattoos but I don't understand what she's talking about or why she keeps demanding I attend the same private lessons

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>>45716645
>>45716647
awesome. im in there in the middle btw
>>45716670
you get it

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>>45716675
>their magical wands/staffs are empty bottles of wine/sake that get smashed on the nearest hard surface as part of their transformation sequence
>even the most hardened villain ends up backing away from their angry drunken rants with their hands raised going "Woah, easy there, I don't want no trouble, I'm going, okay!"

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>>45716693
Never underestimate crocodilians, once they grab you they never let go

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>>45716988
>Don't stand in the amplifying tattoos
But how will I cast the big magic explosion then? She seems like a not very good teacher.

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Depression helps the writefagging continue. Lim story should be done soon.

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>>45717031
Rather than putting them on the ground, you put multiple on your body in certain places

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Good news, guys! My band, Anon and the Young Bucks, just got our first big gig! We're playing at the Spry Young Maiden in Hagville! Apparently the owner heard our songs and loved it! I never thought I'd get this far in a Rod Steward cover band. Here's hoping those mamono like our rendition of Maggie May!

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, fun fact, White Horns have a higher than average amount that learn druidism.
It may explain how they find lost villagers so easily in the wild.

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>>45717105
Ok but imagine being lost in the woods and from behind a tree you see a giant deer lady walk out wearing a ritual mask and with totems hanging from her antlers.

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>>45717131
...how'd you get access to my list of story ideas?

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>>45717131
Question.
Are there spooky blue lights I cannot identify the source of?

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>>45717131
>strange voodoo mask that has shiny red eyes
>creepy totems dangling from her antlers
>wearing a bikini to show off her tribal tattoos(its snowing outside)
>holding a staff with many runes engraved and a giant bear's skull on top
Sounds like a very trustworthy fellow

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I'm in snuggle range of this mouse

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>>45717140
Because I’m you.
>>45717142
Deep in the woods there’s always a mysterious light source that you can never seem to catch up to.
>>45717159
She also moves silently through the snow so you wont even know she’s there until you see her.

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>>45717168
just throw your trusty cheese to escape
...you DO have emergency cheese right?

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>mershark coming after me while I go diving for fun
>thinks she's gonna get me
>suddenly strike out and punch her in the nose
>she tumbles back through the water
>feel real proud of myself
>she starts crying and gets really sad
>random mermaids float by and say I'm an asshole
>even the people helping me dive go "Oh my god he just hit a girl!"
What the fuck?! She's a shark! A literal shark! She was going to bite me and eat me!

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>>45717175
Not anymore

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>>45717175
No. This is how it ends for me...

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>>45717173
Gosh darn will o' wisps.
>Chase a glowing light into the woods.
>Suddenly realize you're not only lost but its cold
>"Oh my my, you look pretty chilly there mister," says the wisp floating closer "I can keep you warm if you step inside my cage."

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>>45717193
>have to choose
>either stay in the freezing cold and be mocked by wisp
>or be warm in the cage while being mocked by wisp
Save me yeti-sama....

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>>45716645
>>45716647
Is this supposed to be some sort of pwnage? I will now FAP! Masturbate, to the lesbian magick users kissing. Thanks!!!

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>>45717005
all they need is a date or two

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Dead hours

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Daily reminder that the greatest perk of having a Hellhound wife isn't the bork, or the mofu, or even the delicious obsidian sweat.
It's the capability to tell everyone at the gas pump that N I G G E R S could be here, N I G G E R S could be anywhere!
With a heccdoge, you can rape anywhere you want!
Such blessings are secondary only to having a Cheshire wife, as they can summon Alp troonicide statistics at will!

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>>45716549
Stop eating paint!

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>>45716549
you just know it looks like rainbows and has sparkles in it

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>>45717364
NO

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>>45717373
>take fairy's lil bottle
>think she will be fine now
>she raids your liquor cabinet
oh no!

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>>45717373
So this is the so-called "creative juices"...

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>>45717383
It did not get better it got worse send help

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>>45717391
>steals your booze
>steals your snacks
>drunkenly flies into you repeatedly with a "kya!"
who can stop these delinquent fairies?

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>>45717391
>>45717410
be nice, they did please

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One day you'll have the most frenzied, passionate lovemaking session you've ever had with your monster wife that will have the two of you laying in bed exhausted and content in the knowledge that a new has begun. Every single time you father a daughter you will repeat this experience.

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>>45717425
new life has begun*

Fuck, I'm going to bed

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>>45717422
>fairy asks if she can have a bite of your wings with a please
>sure
>she devours the whole plate
Please is just another trick from those fairies

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>>45717439
>currently eating wings
>imagine smol fairy eating all of my remaining wings

What could inspire such a ferocious appetite in such a smol being?! What flavors must I choose to ward off fairies?

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>mfw a fairy holds up a box of chocolates at me for valentines and asks me if I'd like to go out together sometimes
That's really nice of her but I'm afraid I just couldn't, I prefer my women to be normal sized like me.

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>>45717476
you have to choose spicy flavors
a bite of buffalo and she will be cooling her head off in the ranch dip

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>>45717510
My two dozen Thai chili wings are safe. The garlic parmesan are in grave danger, I fear.

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The portals will open and monsters will step through to see a nuclear wasteland littered with radiation, skeletons and evil killer robots and mutants hunting down whatever remains of us and you know it.

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How durable are faeries?

I'd be terrified having something that small flying around. I feel like it would be way to easy to accidentally hurt her.

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>>45717515
>The garlic parmesan are in grave danger, I fear.
just pray that the vampire fairies aren't prowling around tonight

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>>45717586
cartoon physics renders them nigh invulnerable

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>>45717586
This >>45717599
I want to put one on a miniature catapult and launch her into a kiddie pool in the summer.

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>>45717563
Imagining their rage as they wonder which portal gave zombies, skeletons and automata first dibs

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I can’t believe Ms. Rata just released a hit list to the sabbath for friends of that one billionaire

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>>45717725
>succ visits the rata agency
>asks how to defeat anon
>rata brings out a 1 ft book
>succ asks why anon has so many weaknesses
>rata scoffs
>says that this is his fetishes
>she brings out his weaknesses book
>it's x5 times bigger
Ratas need to be controlled and corrected

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ded

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>>45717846
I love the dead. Frequently.

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>>45716886
>Anon comes out of the closet
>Bogey isnt interested in an Alp

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Dork dork dork dork

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>>45717257
There are NO Lesbians or Yuri in MGE.
>but there is a large amount of mamono-on-mamono pre-threesome foreplay

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>>45717873
I don't like many undead but she's a badass. lich is fine too

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>>45716731
Silly wurmy, that's a wizard.

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>>45717976
>just got the joke
wipe me now miss flayer

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>>45717926
It's great. Don't even need men. I would be perfectly content to watch monster on monster girl action forever.

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>>45717926
stop encouraging the yurinigger you retard

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>>45716585
Corruption is one of the best parts of the setting
I like seeing girls turn into monsters, and MGE even weeds out some of the undesirable stuff that tends to come with the subject

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>>45716585
I really dislike portal stories, I'd rather have stuff set in setting
if your going to have monsters in the "real world" at least have it so they've always been there

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>>45718283
people don't like corruption here?

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>>45718283
>unpopular

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>>45718304
>>45718316
last time I brought it up people were all like "a former human monster is still 3DPG" among other things
so i thought you guys weren't fans

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>>45718327
There's always some autismos who kvetch about the used goods "issue", but I never got the impression that corruption was disliked here.
The solution is to corrupt little girls before they go slutting around

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>>45718342
wait no I remember now...

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>>45716585
Both smut and school are boring.

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>>45718353
The orphanage really needs some new beds, the old ones keep creaking

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>>45718327
Idk, but screeching about ‘3DPD’ happens.
>>45718342
>all this b8 but no hook

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>>45718375
You’d think monsters would care about beds ffs.

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>>45718359
But I want smut about schoolgirls.

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>>45718327
The thread is not a hive mind
> "a former human monster is still 3DPG"
I think it's true but other anons don't, such is life. I will only hire pure blood or men and everything will be alright

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>>45718389
>all this b8 but no hook
She lied, there's no shitposting. Now get in the bed, onii-chan

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>>45718410
Let’s compromise. I want schoolgirls to punish you, non-sexually, but you can get off to it. So do you want a fuku or a kogyaru beating you with a coin filled sock? The loose sock has more coin, but the more mature variety of emasculation is worth it.

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The new mark two power armor the Order specialists just invented is super strong, it's powered by a nuclear battery and made of super durable beryllium. It can make you physically strong enough to match a Hellhound or an Ogre. With a new invention like this we're sure to push back the Monsters now. I had mine painted black and given flame accents and equipped with a heavy flamethrower. Now I'm gonna go use it to burn some Monster villages!

There's no way Monsters can counter our new power armored troops.

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>>45718470
>Gremlin hit squad has been dispatched to your location

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>>45718470
strip out the armour, reduce the size since it doesn't need to support as much weight and you can finally bridal carry beeg monsters

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>>45718470
>you slaughter all of the tittie monsters
>the cold empty feeling in your stomach and intrusive images of shrieking charred women haunt you
>you become an alcoholic to dull the horror
>at least you can blame your vomiting on the drink instead of the persistent stench of scorched girlflesh that taints your life
Based good ending, bro!

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>>45716540
Listen! LISTEN!!!

I only like ONI! I will only take either a red or blue ONI! I am emphasizing ONI because I fucking love ONIs because they're strong! Physically strong hight strength spec monster girls. Also yes it is because I am a weeaboo or otaku- whatever! I admire Zipangese culture but I absolutely love ONI not any other monster girls! I am sorry to all the other Zipangese mamono who tried to hit on me earlier, but I will only reserve myself to an ONI individual. I will willingly be raped and taken by a red ONI or flirted by a blue ONI!!! I am a weeb who will only take an ONI, nothing more nothing less.

ONI!
O
N
I
!

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>>45718468
I’d rather them beat me off into the sock.

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>>45718427
yes it is

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>>45718441
>The knowledge of sorcery that she formerly possessed and the memory of the filthy adults she hated, were all melted away by pleasure and she totally forgot about all of it.
She’s literally retarded.

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>>45718517
You act like we Order troopers assume we'll do anything besides comical saturday morning cartoon villainry. The Order hasn't managed to kill monsters since the last DL was in charge. I'm just gonna burn down some houses to be an asshole. You know the truth is, most of us join the Order not because we want to kill monsters but because we want to get corrected but make them work for it, it's only the old jaded higher ups that want us to kill them. In my case they will take some effort to break this new shiny power armor and correct me so I'll make the most of being a saturday morning cartoon villain until then, mkay.

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>>45718533
Impossible, as it’s full of metal coins. You have to wait for the beating to escalate into the sock rupturing first. Then maybe you lewd sock fetish thing happens. Or the coins monsterize and rape you, but using the sock in some humiliating way.

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>>45718586
Pick the best of both worlds. Napalm monsters and become a hollow shell of a man, then find redemption when a winegoat rapes you after sobbingly confess your war crimes to her.

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>>45718587
>get bullied into fapping into the coin sack
>coins monsterize into a smug creeping coin
>she joins the brats and the bullying continues

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>>45718529
big red cherries

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>>45718628
I can work with this.

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>>45718529
>I LOVE ONI
>ONI
>t.Catherine Halsey
Nice try Catherine Halsey. You and all the ONI spooks are gonna have to psyops-shitpost much harder than that to convnce the Sasha Fullmoon Orphanage to handover underage children for your supersoldier program.

>>45718470
>>45718517
>>45718586
By the Demon Lord Lilith, why is the Office of Naval Intelligence psyops'ing this humble little monster girl forum, have they lost that many Spartans from Cockatrice Snipers!?

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>Audience Awwwww

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Would monsters forgive warcrimes?

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>>45718729
Ye

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>>45718697
F-fish blasting?!

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>>45718468
>Anon beats off into a sock filled with a Coin

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White boys fuck dogs.
Every dog girls knows this so I hope you are ready to get dry humped by them.

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>>45717586
They can give birth to human babies, which I think tells you everything you need to know.

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>>45719137
And now you made me remember that doujin. God damn it.

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>>45719118
I will not lose to mere wans

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>>45718995
The arrogant ohoho rape is the payoff for getting brutalized with a homemade blackjack.

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>>45718905
Will they help mock the victims of warcrimes?

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Be careful which tombs you open. Who knows what kind of ancient spirits are still kicking around.

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>>45716540
Edit fairy!

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>>45719252
who knows anon, someone in them my recognise you

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>>45719252
>open ancient tomb
>wight comes out
>ignores you and runs to egypt
>opens pharaoh tomb
>hot girly times start and an undead empire begins

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>>45719252
The ancient curse is just a myth.
The t-rex, however, is very real.

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>>45719173
>Things said before becoming the packs chew and love toy

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>>45719263
>Tomb raider anon breaks open ancient, forgotten burial sight in the sand ocean that is the desert
>Opens a hidden door only to find the (very modern) bedroom for the Anubis who works at the bar back in town, with her still in it
>Now has to deal with a trespassing charge

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>>45719263

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>>45719431
How did she end up there?

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>>45719449
water leak

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>>45719393
>Anon now also has a tip top schedule now that doesn't have any time for tomb raiding anymore

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>>45716540
what if kc made a mascot for monster energ drink,.?

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>be Order Priest
>sent to investigate rumors of a chaos cult growing in a fishing village
>on my way to the blighted place I step on something squishy and grey
>it's a blob thing
>pick it up
>mfw it sprouts yellow eyes
>immediately recognize it is a Shoggoth, a foul monster of CHAOS, confirming the suspicions
>tell the creature I shall destroy it with fire and purify its wicked presence
>it just giggles and waves at me
Disgusting....

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>>45719547

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>>45719503
>Dad, how did you and mom meet?
>Your mother is horrible at designing puzzles

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mg walks
Humans: magnificent, stunning, absolutely breathtaking.

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>>45719380
Your wans aren't big enough

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>>45719431
I will bully this maid

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>>45719670
You can't handle my biggest wans.

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>>45719431
Time to consider a beachfront property to have a Sahuagin maido

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>>45719431
headpat the fish

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>>45719686
Wan seller, I'm telling you I need your biggest wans.

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>>45719779
You cannot handle my biggest wans. Nobody can.

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>>45716588
Describe lim wife

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>>45719803
Wan seller what do I have to tell you to get your wans?

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>he's back
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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>>45719845
His family can only tolerate him for a short time before they lock him back in his room

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If you had two childhood friends, one a monster you liked a lot and the other your human best bro who always had your back, and as you grew older you developed intense feelings for your monster childhood friend that you could never admit, then how would you cope with it if you saw her end up marrying your best bro instead one day because she actually liked him more and it was fated to be?

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>>45719868
Nah, he was probably caught in the new year ban wave, with other shits, which as you can see expired.

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>>45719890
>Anonymously send him pamphlets about "The Joys of Alping"
>When he inevitably alps (they're good pamphlets!), fuck him AND his wife to assert dominance.
>Good. End.

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>>45719890
Move to another town to distance myself from all that. Probably stop contacting the friends too then out of spite since being denied a childhood friend wife would be too crushing for me. Become an alcoholic and get depressed. Become Doppelganger bait then.

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>>45719904
We could just be talking about cute monster girls fingering each other instead.

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>>45719890
>then how would you cope with
It's mamonomana and actual fate at work so it's not like 3DPD dumping you for a richer guy or something, nothing to cope about. I just wait for my destined soulmate.

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>>45719970
That won't work. Why do you think that would work?

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>>45719890
This is one of those problems that's best solved by just not having childhood friends or friends in general for that matter. They can't hurt you if you don't care.

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>>45719890
>>45719993
Go back to being banned please.

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>>45719970
Do you really think a human like you would care if it was fated and destiny and shit or not? Not getting something you desire always makes anyone enraged deep down and you're lying if you claim you're an exception to the rule. Most people would not care if they have a 'destined soulmate', because it's always more about what they 'want' over what they'll get.

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>>45719959
Fingering, eh?
>Miss Banshee plays a sad song on her "piano"
>Piano is her mimic sister wife

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>>45719970
>I'm such a happy cuck: the post

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>>45720024
With mamono around I'd be aware that soon I'm getting my own perfect wife so it's completely different.

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Interesting that it all just so happens to be happening at the same time.

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>he's replying to himself too
Uhmm meido-chama, onegai.

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>>45719890
Already happened to me. Twice.
I distance myself from people at this point, never integrating well within groups.

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You gotta understand, he HAS to get his epic upboats, or he will die.

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>>45720023
No, have this instead.

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>spammers get banned for an entire 3 days after spamming for a full year
>immediedly get back to spamming after the bans end
Reminder that all the
- Chink gacha spam
- Fotm anime spam
- Furshit
- Mentally ill yuri/cuckshit baiting

Is all the same 1-2 people. All the garbage was gone from the thread during the time they were banned.
Use the report function
Use https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

I have a well-placed source in Mamono Intelligence that says
"It's koturday--post kots!"

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Why have a sandworm wife you ask?
She's a big girl (UUUU). More wife to love, and not in a gross fat way either.

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>>45720334
She's wiggling her butt, she's about to pounce!

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>>45720334
Big kot.

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>>45720334
I'll post worms instead.

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i hate the cold i wish i had a big plump monster gf to cuddle me so this cold may go away

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>>45719913
>using pamphlets instead of your manly rod of truth
So close, 59% completion rate. This means that your bro alps and shows you the true path, using her tail.
>>45719970
>turning down a two-for-one soulmate opportunity
>because you want to wait like a pansy
Chief God weeps at your lack of ambition, Mara weeps at your waste of your massive cock. Double shame upon your ancestors!

[Anonymous No.]

what if ur crush and favorite monster girl was your math teacher......?

[Anonymous No.]

You just don't know the seemingly regular human couple is actually a disguised demon/succubus and her incubus husband. Who knows what nefarious plans they both have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720488
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

By the time the portals open I will probably already have been dead for a long time at age 50-60 from shit health and degenerative hereditary illnesses and my soul will either be lost and fade into nothing or already moved on to the afterlife to eternal rest so I will never ever know the joy of having a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720545
Sasuga, optimist-sama…I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720488
They both look like vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716562
because she can't believe that she's AI genereated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720619
it has a patreon thing on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720639
that's even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720639
Patreon allows AI art too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720665
>>45720678
you telling me people will pay for ai art on patreon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720691
They pay for promises of a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45719727
Sahuagins only live in fresh water. At best you're getting a kraken maid.

[Anonymous No.]

would u date a tuna mermaid or a tilapia mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720738
Tuna mermaids would be buff as hell. We're talking 8 feet tall and 600 pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720738
The better question is, what would a seahorse mermaid look like. Half human, half fish, half horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45719393
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720810
Literally Otihime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720810

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720805
shes FAT only light due to being in the water

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720835
vaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720816
>Half human, half fish, half horse, and somehow half dragon.
The math doesn't add up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720847
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720814
Even the seahorse pregnancy trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720454
Warm chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720717
I never said seaside, a lakeside cabin is good enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720871
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone keep saying it's the year of the dragon if the chinise new year hasn't even started yet? Bunch of wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721018
happens every year. best to enjoy the 2 waves of art

[Anonymous No.]

Would a bogie let me throw a pie at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721064
Yes, a creampie

[Anonymous No.]

How do you cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721018
Nobody cares about what the Chinese do/think, if it means more sexy dragon ladies then I say do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721092
Some day my drinking problem will end me and then I won't be real anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721064
you'll ruin her suit

[Anonymous No.]

Reject mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721092
Monster girls are an escape from the cruelties of reality. No matter how much we wish, pray or cry for them to appear, They simply never will. Isn't living so wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

>0 DAMAGE
>Anon is STUNNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>45718470
I will get this armor and just join Eros, I will also replace the shitty flamethrower with a demon mana canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721195
>"are you fucking serious? of all the parts of my body, you decided to punch my tits?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721195
Looks like she's the one stunned if anything lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721251
i see no issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721195
>"pathetic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721260
>Going straight for the core
This guy is smart. Getting to the slime core and clenching it will completely disable her. She will become putty in his hands, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721195
>>45721260
>>45721285
>strong, domineering monster girls looming over you
Why am I so weak to this.

[Anonymous No.]

Birds aren't real, theyre a psyop by the Big Lilim government to track you and your unmarried ass to send an unmarked hit squad to boost the marriage business sector in your local area

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721329
Because you're a weak man, a twink at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721329
something primal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721333
>Birds aren't real
You're not rea-
>repeating integers
AAAUGUGHGHGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721381
wish she had a tag

[Anonymous No.]

Miss summer yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721398
屋敷狐
doesn't get them all of course but that's tags for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721381
whats her appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721405
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721329
We may never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721414
Big smug lovable lewd fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721329

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721405
No. I love my Snowubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721414
>whats her appeal?
beeg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721414
big, mysterious, spooky

[Anonymous No.]

dungeon meshi has some cute monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721329
You grew up without a strong father figure
This also >>45721377

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721470
Why are angels like this?

[Anonymous No.]

i like big girls
is that wrong or are u the one whose wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721523
be less sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721523
liking big girls is a moral imperative

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721499
Wow anon. Soon you'll figure out why everyone here is catholic. Probably this. >>45719970

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721405
I want winter to stay forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721547
why on earth would a catholic be browsing a fetish porn website

[Anonymous No.]

is it wrong to like girls
is it wrong to like
is it wrong
is it
is
I
is it wrong
is it wrong to like
is it wrong to like wurm girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721555
To have something to feel Catholic guilt over, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721562
yes. repent now, sinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721555
they're a bundle of conflicting desires

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721574
i'll repent with sister wurm
she said she knows to atone for the sin of just liking wurm girls
All I gotta is lay in her bed without clothes and lay with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721494
It's funny when mgs have fetishes for specific human body parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721578
elf!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i want a girl whose built like a trex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721620
Yes, admittedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721620
it was not DE that brought the elf kingdoms to ruin, it was human cuisine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721635
does her milk taste like monster enegry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721635
does she glow in the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721731
i dont trust glowing people
they are agents of a federal nature anon and you shouldn't trust them either

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716540
Wait there already a new girl and it's another meat-loving plant type? Do leak the info at least anons, give the juicy gist/info!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721651
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721788
cerdo

[Anonymous No.]

what do if there is 20 feral porcs at your front door and they say are cold and hungry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721842
i'll huff and i'll puff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721854
and blow them away, right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721842
I keep my castle doors closed. I'm not falling for that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45717873
>Yes master it is necessary for me to bare your child
>Why? To protect you of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721880
bearing child.
baring child is sabbath activity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721872
but look at the poor things, they are huddled up together and are cleary starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721872
>again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721880
I love Ochimusha. I wish they had more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45717873
That's a fat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721888
>Erm, akshually I'm a giant nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720545
Kid named necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721912
They are among my favourite undead. I would want to show a sengoku era ochi old samurai movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721895
It's all for show. The moment the door opens they'll rush in empty out the kitchen, my balls, and then come back next week to do it all over again

[Anonymous No.]

imp slumber party

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721944
Our spies have brought news from the Dark Lands on how to win the war. Orcs are weak to mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721962
Except none of them are going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721983
You're just going to make more orcs that need mating pressed at a rate that our side can't keep up with

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721888
>baring child is sabbath activity
It's usual monster girl activity in general, sabbath is just slightly more enthusiastic about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722053
>our side can't keep up with
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

[Anonymous No.]

there are 3 wurms outside your yard
they are hungry and cold
what will you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721888
Sabbath members are also into bearing children though

[Anonymous No.]

What're y'all's 2024 resolution guesses for MGE entries? For me i'm hoping for Balrog, Fenrir, Cerberus and/or Orthrus, Hydra, some sorta new tentacled girl (be they actually related to the Tentacle and Roper or just possesses tentacles), and at least one new abyssal monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
>y'all
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722160
that's a pretty common term anon, it's not just Tumblr speak
don't worry, miss flayer will help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722147
child bearing barely bare childbearing hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722186
Message received. Loli bear with bear panties on route to your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
More southamerican/hispanic monsters. We are in severe lack of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722142
There will be blankets and cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Grey alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
what would you want out of a roper subspecies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722237
>You and that demon from your get abducted by greys and forced to show them human mating practices
>It was actually just a cupid and houri in costumes that drugged you two and took you to a studio they set up for that purpose
>Not that you would know in the middle of rutting with your demon coworker
More urban legend monsters would be cool I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722247
Nothing much other than more tentacle-based girls, plus with the fact there're Roper relatives out there like the Urophion and Darkmantle so just feel they'd make for some good monster girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
More info on chaos realms, and more abyssals. I want to marry a chaos god

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Wurm subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721787
Assuming you're not just being a dipshit.
>Mature body type similar to Pharaoh or Wight
>Wears the lid of the Pitcher Plant on her head like a wide brimmed hat or beret
>'Digestive' juices emit a perfume that lures men to them
>Their pitcher gets bigger to trap their husband inside with them, can't be observed from the outside
>'Digestive' juices similar to the Claustrophyte only melt clothes and dial the man's pleasure up to 11
>Given their nature as Man-Eaters despite their seemingly gentle disposition they're extremely possessive of their husband and will ravish him if he leaves the sac for any amount of time like it's their first time together

>>45722152
I set zero expectations or resolutions so I can't ever be disappointed past making passive-aggressive remarks. If Cross isn't going to release the girls I'd want I can just homebrew my own versions and be content with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Claimed by shortstack succubus fairies, forced to become their cum cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722526
>>Mature body type similar to Pharaoh or Wight
Would monstergirls get offended at having their body described as "mature"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722596
Really only the sabbath. Any other monster girls would go. All others would think you mean they are ripe for the taking.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722231
only the best for best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722596
conversely, when a monster calls you mature or says things like "he's very mature for his age" that's very concerning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722648
Oh yeah, that's a girl walking (slithering?) in the winter wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Succs are too cute and dorky to be sexy. I'd still let one crush me with their ass though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722673
>>45722521
boop the womb tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722648
the warm in her natural environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722656
I'll just take it as a compliment. Surely they don't mean anything nefarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722745
wurm in her natural wurmitat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722186
Monster girls probably have some kind of a cultural holiday for that.

A festival celebrating youth, potential and fertility, where the young girls are the honored participants and allowed to wear the sacred ceremonial outfits. The outfits naturally being made to accentuate what's being celebrated.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722745
Would finding a fireproof place be easier and cheaper in Dragonia due of the vast amount of species there being able to create it? Asking because even if my wife's flames don't hurt me, same can't be said about our bedroom, and it has already happened twice so far.

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>>45719970
>haha I’m gonna use the setting’s fated love rules to push a bad faith scenario
>this proves your precious setting’s actually grimdark, don’t you feel silly?
“okay then fated love will eventually work the for me”
>NOOO THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS KEKKEKKEKKEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722757
I think I'll be safe with these fox aunties. Look at their warm expressions and content smiles! They'll keep me safe from all the pyrows trying to assault my awkward self. Infact, they've even let me brush their tails to calm down! Or at least, they say it helps calm men down, some zipangu health advice or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722521
Why is she telling me I can use her tits?
Use them for what? Storage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722898
Stress relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722850
Damn cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722906
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722993
Cute meek mouse made to be savagely raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do retards try to overcomplicate shit? If you don't get with a girl, she wasn't your soulmate. You literally have a force that breaks time and space and a literal god of love who makes sure everyone gets a happy end
I swear by Eros tits all of those dipshitswill get mindraped by flayers and tossed into mantago pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723017
Breed mice until the town becomes a town of mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723028
Counter point: I love the idea of being miserable and being saved by a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723017
Don't say that. She gets easily frightened and it's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723028
They are retarded anon. You said it yourself. Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723046
Maustown

You can offload wheels of cheese here for a tidy profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723057
>She gets easily frightened
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

Since all these art fairies have gotten more popular lately, what if you got a bunch of them together and used their creativity and work ethic to bring back 2-D animation?
I want to show Leanan Sidhe Fleischer's Superman cartoons and Richard Williams' Prologue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722596
So long as you don't call them a saggy haggy body type you'll be fine. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723028
Goth cupid erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723134
black lipstick marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45719890
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37414975
I would go far away and drink to forget. Exactly the same as right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
I want the Balrog, Ayy Lmao, and Wonderland Chess Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720334
>t. dumb chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722865
yup, also would be pretty common for platforms with doors leading into buildings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723185
Truly a frightening power

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720334
Kots that like seasoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723134
>>45723185
Be wary, she's a cupid of mara. she's far more horny than a regular cupid, and she will rape a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723244
Spice up life?
I would molest those ears so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45720334

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723254
you're saying that like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723254
i will simply appeal to her sense of reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723266
I want to smug break Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723238
Guess its time to go shopping for a place there, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723426
Not too hard, they have a lot of weak points. Even a bear hug can break their composure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723254
The combat boots, black clothes, piercings, and fishnets are all a ruse to make you think she's tough but in reality she's weak to lotus position or missionary with handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Pseudodragon. Smug smol girl who hits men with her stinger and rapes them while they're unconscious. When the men wake up from their venom induced sleep, the feeling of every single orgasm hits them at once. Also has telepathy for teasing and sharing lewd thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Roc girls, I want beeg harpies that can crush me with their powerful thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
t rex girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Merdolphins, I want to go to the rape caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
puffball mushroom girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721880
>...necessary for me to bare your child...
>brings Anon a loli
>starts undressing the loli
>begins to caress the bare loli...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723517
ruining a monster's rape plans
intertwining with her fingers
peppering her neck with kisses
i consent

[Anonymous No.]

>7 p'orcs in pursuit of anon
>lead p'orc trips
>the rest trip over her
>anon looks back to see them all dogpiled
>cartoonish confusion looks on their faces
>the lead p'orc comes to
>obviously the only way such a thing could happen is by anon's master plan
>definitely not a fluke
>"you have defeated us, master!"
>"please lead us and be our chief!"
The story of how anon secured p'orcer harem and inherited a wealthy p'orcer stronghold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723610
>disposition: cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722152
Something that involves shamanistic traditions and religions, a more primal witch essentially that can shapeshift between mamono races and looking slightly like the one they are attuned to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716570
Fair skin is stronger on me, though bog witches rack is nice I will snuggle with the archy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723817
selkie's weirder cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723768
>like p'orcs
>harems would give me anxieties out the ass
pitty. I'd bring home the bacon for a cute, if sus scrufa girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723803
my kind of girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721983
>>45723850
>>45723768
>marry a porc
>she produces human sons and daughters
>Realize that it was just an albanian girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723871
This kind of girl is made to be mindbreak into good little pets

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lose your head.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724025

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723871
>two tails
you just know she’ll plant those on your nipples while Ms. Raiju holds each end

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722847
Ghouls remind me of Dying Light volatiles, no idea if it's a good idea to get close to them or their nests

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724164
>>45722847
I wanna be tossed into a crypt full of ghouls. One won't suffice. I need many ghouls "eating" me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Feel the eel.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn marry lim a, the only lim that had a mob face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724295
We don't want vtumors here.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think the nuns in my order city are not actually followers of the chief god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724230
That hellhound daughteru needs correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724329
she follows the goddess of good haverst since look how well fed she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724329
obviously not, nuns are not suppose to be that fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724295
throw car batteries in the ocean to recharge the electric eels

[Anonymous No.]

I will take my medication and become a productive member of society for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724330
>Hellwan Daugtherus always chewing up anons shoes
>Don't even get me started on dinner time, food everywhere, for the life of me how they managed to get dino nuggets stuck on the ceiling.
>Wife is just as bad insisting on mating in front of them
>Daughterus think dad is whipped by mom and they will grow up treating their future human husbands that way as well.
Such is life married to a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724377
I think you misunderstand correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724370
Don't forget your corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.]

Bullybros, it's the end of the road... the lilim I've been mildly harassing caught me and has me locked in a room with a really nice bed... :( You must keep fighting the good fight without me!

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724164
Big butt Ghoul loli mouth would only get used for making out, because there would be better places to pound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724362
I want to hand feed a car battery to an eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724490
Post ghouls then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45723202
>>45722152
>Balrog
Knowing the Tolkien estate they'd pull a fucking DMCA of their own on Cross just like they did to TSR and D&D back in the 1980's over Hobbit, Ent, and Balrog.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724329
>be order hero, live in one of the border cities
>recently a new group of nuns have been moved here from the inner cities
>all's fine for a while, they are quite modest and help reinforce everyone's faith in the chief goddess...
>but then the disappearances started happening
>commanders, heros, leaders, priests.
>now normally this would be expected since this is a border city, but the nuns have gotten a little smugger for each and every disappearance.
>ontop of that they are quick to fill in missing leadership positions.
>decide to confront them
>get inside the church, the altar that the priest normally stands at has been replaced with a chair, a kitsune is sitting in it.
>the chair's back is to you but you can tell because of the fan of tails
>"right. on. time."
>the nuns whisper appraisal among each other.
>question the kitsune about her plot, she turns the chair around
>"oh im so glad you asked"
>holy fuck she's thick, you recite the chief goddesses virtues in your head. praying for an angel to come down and help right this wrong.
>"well, we tried peace talks with your higher ups. about them submitting to the demon lord peacefully. but as expected, they denied."
>she starts walking down the steps, her assets bouncing and jiggling in a rhythmic ways. you recite the prayer in your head once more.
>"so we devised this plot. slowing taking root in your political system, eventually completely replacing the leaders of this city. at that point i, as the new leader, will engage in peace talks with the mamano realms. we'll then be authorized to flood the city with mamano mana, corrupting your human women into monsters"
>she gets down the steps and starts walking towards you
>"from there, another group will do this again with the surrounding cities, they'll try peace talks and then do the whole nun shtick. honestly im not even sure why we even bother with the nun thing, we have the blessings to be able to brute force our way through these cities."
>she's right in front of you now, you close your eyes... but she casts a spell to force them open, she puts a hand on your chin to force you to look at her face
>"and your part in this, little hero? you'll be my husband. you're the last hero in this city, the strongest one at that. our plan simply can not proceed with you still on the loose... i'll enjoy pampering that strength away."
>that last bit was said with a devilish tone and grin. you are not looking forward to your future.
>"anyways, soon the current leader with inexplicitly disappear. from there my subordinates will vote me into power, nobody will reject because im the head nun, they'll see it as a strengthening of the city's faith in the goddess."
>she puts on a human disguise and walks for the door. stops before she leaves and turns around
>"oh and this..." she manifests a golden orb in her hand "... your prayer. it never left this building, nor will it."
>she gives a hand signal to the others as she walks out the door, they move in to capture you.
>you're put in a surprisingly lavish bedroom, a note is on the nightstand
>'make yourself comfortable dear, we'll be getting to know each other a lot more once i come back.'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724396
Ain't no correcting hellwans, they are not broken.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724164
I wish Nav drew this from the other side

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724490
Real neck-romancers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724814
these dorks aren't romancing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724814
Vampires are so fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.]

正月

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got a good plain background version of the roper queen Francisca? only one i could find's from some shitty Wattpad thingy which doesn't work well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724827
That's not true. Otherwise best undead wouldn't be around to tip their nice hats at men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724712
Damn foxes know I can't deal with teary snotty faces

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't lose to a level 1 monster girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
No, because I'd just hit Surrender instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724963
I don't remember seeing an Ochimusha with a hat.

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>>45724998
>stun her
>disarm her
>knock her down
>pick her up
>cuddle tightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
I have stat penalties due to old age. I'd have to carried through the fight

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>>45725026
Well, maybe you should get her one? I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
of course not, who would do that?
i would lose to a lvl 2 one

[Anonymous No.]

Fertile wife is all fun and games until you have to remember the names of every kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725033
Good idea, but I have to think what she'd like. One of those wide-brimmed fancy hats would be nice, but maybe she'd prefer something more practical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
I bully level 1 monsters for easy gold and xp

[Anonymous No.]

>inspecting squad of soldiers the Order has put me in command of
>one of them is girl, she's pink skinned and has a corkscrew tail and wearing groucho glasses
>tells me she was just born with a skin condition
Mmmmmm I dunno... it seems kinda sussy to me....
Guys, I think one of our soldiers is an Orc infiltrator.

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>>45725101
>turns out that the fake disguise was a disguise for her disguise and she's actually a dragon.

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>>45725060
Just make all of their names some turbo autistic mecha references, it's as easy as that.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the sheer terror that the last Order holdout will have to face.
>low number of soldiers left, probably somewhere between 100-50 men left all shaking in their boots
>everywhere around outside the walls of their last fort is pure darkness, just a sea of black slowly creeping closer full of legions of monsters whose eyes can only be seen
>they look like pretty girls but in the eyes of these delirious, panicked Order men they only look like deformed monstrosities
>the chief god is giving all the power she has left to them to save them but her power can do nothing, no spells or incantations work anymore
>all the angels and valkyries have been corrupted, there's no gold left of any of them
>now the chief god goes silent, she's retreated into heaven and abandoned them for real
>the last inquisitor left decides to take his own life, but death isn't an escape, his soul gets caught in a wisp's cage and dragged out of sight
>one of them men got pulled over the wall by a mindflayer, he keeps screaming that he's afraid, pleaded to be let go, he wants his world, the one he knows, not their world to be forced upon him
>the faces on his comrades when the mindlfayer turns him into a fucking squid then and there and drags him off into the darkness
>all the monsters taunting them constantly, threatening them with rape, telling them to just surrender
>the soldiers' faces when they peer out into the darkness and see former humans now corrupted into incubi, ghastly edward cullen looking fucks with glowing eyes here to help the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tied up by a demon

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>>45725217
>turbo autistic mecha references
I'm going to make turbo autistic mech references instead
>manticore daughteru named BatCat
>another is BatCat MK II

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot lose to any monster because all monsters are dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725220
I want monsters to come to earth and do this to our real life evil worldwide sand religion cults

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725236
just put it into the contract
in exchange, you'll have to tie her up as well

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>>45725220
>ghastly edward cullen looking fucks with glowing eyes here to help the monsters
Incubi are indistingushable from normal humans unless you can read their mana. So outwardly they would just look like well trained soldiers, probably without scars or permanent wounds, however.

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>>45725264
Um ackshully the monster boys are indistinguishable from humans so it's le okay to be monster boys now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
Never, I'd defeat and recruit her.

Take the lvl1 Wight Squire with me and level her all the way up to a Grand Death Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

demons are threat #1 to new kings
>Give me the crown, let me be queen and I'll make you and your nation's woes disappear overnight
>No
>Kabadon
>Give me the crown, let me be queen and after turning your blue blood purple, I'll make you and your nation's woes disappear overnight
>N-no
>Runs hand under chin, making you look into her eyes
>Give me the crown, let me be queen and after turning your blue blood purple, I'll make you and your nation's woes disappear overnight
>N-nooo-
>Kisses your forehead
>Give me the crown, let me be queen and after turning your blue blood purple, I'll make you and your nation's woes disappear overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
I'll win against the level 1 monstergirl, marry her then help train her to the max level to help inspire other level 1 monstergirls to do the same

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>>45724998
Of course not, I'm gonna marry her and have several dozen kids with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to say Incubi are human because they look alike is like trying to say Superman is now a human and not an alien because Kryptonians look alike with humans. MGE isn't a setting about humans loving monsters, it's a setting about monsters making humanity extinct by turning them into a new, demonic monster boy race.

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>>45723803
God yes.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when your wife is cooler than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725378
business as usual

[Anonymous No.]

Tanukis are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725378
you have to be cooler than her
if she is cooler, you are the dork in the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725378
You get to wear her cool jackets and meet her cool friends

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>>45725364
I will happily go extinct in exchange for Monster pussy taking my genes. Fuck humanity anyway, why would I care?

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>>45725406
It took her long enough. Did she have to go through the whole castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725364
This is like saying Spiderman is not a human because he's unusually strong, agile, can walk on walls, and has super senses, if we're keeping it with capeshit comparisons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725427
Correct, Spider-Man is a human mutate. He's not a normal human anymore.

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>>45724998
>defeat a level 1 dragon so I can use her as a mount
>her dragon form is the size of a large dog and couldn't possibly support the weight of a human
>realize I just beat up a child for nothing
I really didn't think this through

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>>45725264
>look outside your fort, already scared shitless
>see your old battlemate... no something's wrong.
>he radiates an unnatural perfection, all of his scars and wounds have been cured and his skin bears no imperfections
>he opens his mouth
>"its not that bad, old friend. just come on out and let them help"
>heartrate spikes as you hide back behind the wall.
>WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM?
>lunge out in an attempt to take a life...
>get caught by a monster, dearmed, and raped on the spot...
>huh actually its not so bad.
>after the rape, standing around, notice another person where you were hiding
>realize that you have a chance to do something REALLY funny.

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>>45725457
Now it's your responsibility to train her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
Can she stop .45 ACP?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45725462
Incubization usually doesn't happen that fast. Unless its some specific methode, like Succubus nostrum, it happens gradually, like a wound healing, or muscle training.
But funny post regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
Please send help she cheated and got her level 240 sister to beat me up
I don't wanna be blue flames bros

[Anonymous No.]

i give up

[Anonymous No.]

>Be ex-hero married to demon
>Showing smallmon your old gear
>"And this is the bow I used to hunt deer with"
>"woooah..."
>"And this is the sword I swore my oaths with"
>"oooooh... ahhhh...."
>"And this is helmet I used to wear into-"
>Notice there's still a smudged, purple lipstick mark on the visor
>Rush to hide it behind your back
>Smallmon is curious and confused
>"A-and this is the pen I used to write with!"
>"So cool!!" she quickly forgets the helmet, her sparkling eyes transfixed on your old pen
>Saved by your quick thinking

[Anonymous No.]

you're ghoul food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724998
Losing to 30 Lvl 1s is the patrician’s choice. Based cockroach for truth justice and the American way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725572
I like the zombie and skelly cheerleaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724528
The fucking irony of you saying this.
They are just protecting their IP.

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>>45725533
>defeat level 1 monster
>she runs away and comes back with a level 100 monster
>"are you the man who attacked my daughter?"
>nod
>"oh thank goodness I thought she'd never find a man"

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>>45724998
I think level 6 is probably where my odds of winning start dropping off a cliff. Unless it's two level 1s, then I'm screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725364
Yes! Raping humans like this! But with love! But with love!

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>>45725599
Level 7 schoolgirls.

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>>45725585
Oh no!? Anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725604
Wait, you're saying that monsters love humans? Is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725610
Get over it.

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>>45725636
Now that's ironic coming from you Mick.

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>>45725624
They love humans so much that they are going extinct. That’s intense and beyond the realm of human emotions. Have you loved anything hard enough to make it extinct? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725624
Why do you think they call it eating?

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate monster girls. Just like I know how they hate me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725599
An earth human dropped into MGE would probably be level 0. I mean you're coming from a world where magic doesn't even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725650
Male tsunderes are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725657
Amazing how a mere human can go from level 0 to isekai hero that slays the DL in a matter of days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725642
This is the year of excitement.

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>>45725657
I actually have a plot idea based off that, if I ever write an iseaki (I won't it would make me cry) the MC would be ridiculously strong with magic because magic would exist in our realm as well. The reason we wouldn't be able to use it though is because it's barely there It's only just enough to sustain life and that's it, nothing else. So all life forms in our universe would have an extremely efficient metabolism for magic, and as a result It would be like if you went from a planet with half the gravity of earth, you would come off as like a superhero because of how much stronger you would be in comparison to the species there.

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[Anonymous No.]

Wights only fuck niggers

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>>45725705
Sounds like a good hfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725688
Your country won't reunite, Star Trek isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725705
>get trucked in to extra magic world
>constantly od on magic juice
>acquire magic cancer
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

Is wanting a peaceful life with a wife that loves you too much to ask? No magic this, no adventure that, just give me happiness.

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>>45725705
Wasn't there a manga with this exact plot? I don't remember the name but this guy gets isekai'd, gets told he's ugly by the goddess that summoned him and then gets cast into the land of beasts where he tames a dragon and an eldritch spider while making a town of beast folk.
The guy has so much mana clinging to him that everyone that isn't a monster sees him as some demon king.

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[Anonymous No.]

why're anons too lazy and scared to leak stuff? this feels like such a long month

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725814
You can do it yourself if it's so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725735
Thanks, I'll probably give it downsides though. Think of overwhelming yourself and mana burns
>>45725767
Nothing as severe as that, just some mana burns, some pain, backfiring spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725592
The Nemesis System is Too OP Pls Nerf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725822
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

Gob talk

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>>45725624
Human love is half-assed bullshit that waters down your genes like some kind of shitty piracy. Monster love is superior and will allow no copies or dilutions of human genes. No amount of insane and mind/pelvis destroying activities will be allowed to damage the precious human genome. It will remain pure and untainted, even by monster genes. The single exception is when humans want to have tits, because monster tits are best tits. Everyone knows this. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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>>45725812
Pretty sure that's just yuri trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725833
No, no what was the one before the countdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725860
Dancing? I guess that's not done as much anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725852
>when jabberwock gives the dormouse hungry kisses

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>>45725797
>turn off computer and go to bed unsatisfied
>"It's terrible, really"
>"Maybe someday you'll find a wife..."
>is that a voluptuous crack pipe addict in my bed, pulling down my underwear?
>must be the alzheimers I forgot about, I should probably go along with this
At least you don't have to handle the one that 'accidentally' overdoses on her prescription "CONCENTRATE, GENERAL APHRODISIAC 30%" every night

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>>45725869
No the one AFTER the dancing. The one about having enough men?

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>>45725860
Dancing. That’s another goblin specialty. Humans can dance too, but it pales in comparison to goblin dancing. Especially the post-milking goblin dance, you have to see it to believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>be human born in human autonomous zone set up by High Elf Queendom after they conquered the human kingdom over a century ago
>humans are oppressed by their authoritarian elf rule here every day
>humans are viewed as subhuman, devolved creatures by our elven rulers
>try to make the best of life and help my fellow humans by being a real altruist and sharing my rations even if it puts me at danger of going hungry as well due to how tightly the elves control the rationing
>get arbitrarily detained for it because the elves think "I'll inspire other humans to also work together, which would pose a threat to the Elven state as it cannot allow human cohesion"
>they throw me in a dungeon where elf guards berate me every day and mock me
>they say things like "Aww, look at the poor human ape all locked up in there. What's the matter? Scared of rotting alone and dying in there? You will! Filthy human!"
>make me eat old moldy bread as my only ration in the dungeon from now on
>keep telling me about how my other human friends tried to protest my imprisonment and got the whip for it by the guards
>now they keep trying to get to me by talking about how the elven guard are gonna have a crackdown on more "emboldened humans" like me
Elves are the cruelest creatures...
When will they face justice for their treatment of humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725884
What the FUCK is being milked??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725819
Literally tried several times, and failed, guess you're too retarded to assume i hadn't tried it already, Patreon just seems to act up on some people's ends for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
Fake news. Elves would treat humans even worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725822
she better be having a thicc juicy knot pressing against his boy pussy in the uncensored vers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725833
Get bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
Now it’s dark elf’s time to shine…her boots with the thankful tears of corrected elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725919
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725902
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725931
Don't hate an anons fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725931
No u, uncultured swine-anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anon married to satyros
>Eating your lunch at the table
>Hear your kid kid's hooves clacking on the wooden floorboards, look down to see her tiny, curled horns barely poke above the table
>Starts pulling on your sleeve
>"What is it, smalltyros?"
>"I want what mom's drinking!"
>Ah, oh dear
>"You mean water, right, smalltyros?" you ask hopefully
>She pouts. "The stuff that makes her giggle!"
>"Smalltyros, that stuff is for adults like me and mommy."
>Smalltyros starts stomping her hoofs on the floor and weakly ramming you with her small horns
>You sigh and walk to the fridge
>Pull out a bottle of coke
>"Alright smalltyros, I'm going to make you a special cocktail drink that mommy sometimes makes"
>she stops headbutting you "really?"
>"Mmm-hmm." you nod, "Just don't let mommy know I've made you a virgin rum and coke. It's going to be our little secret, okay?"
>"Okay!" Smalltyros nods eagerly
>An hour later Smalltyros is staggering around the house and repeatedly hiccuping in a poor imitation of how her cartoon characters look while drunk
>You and wife can barely contain your laughter while you drink an actual rum and coke

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the spammers were just banned for 3 days and they instantly got back to spamming the thread with trash the moment it ran out.

Either report them with enough people for the mods to notice again, or make extended writeup of what's been going on in here for the last year to moderator feedback in
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725905
Sounds like a skill issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725959
Mods don't give a flying fuck about the mick. They're not gonna do a fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725922
He'll be back when he needs help with a quest to explore a shipwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725946
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Gator thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
A human's natural place is under Elf boots. You should be thankful they even allow you to continue living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725990
I'm more interested in a strongfat gator swamp mommy who cooks a mean gumbo and has a thick cajun accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725962
I’m wondering how long until the tactic turns into a ‘replacement lever’. That’s what happens in such situations, in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725961
Nah, literally used same methods before with fruitful results of registering as a patron, so sounds like a Patreon issue. But either way, still validates other anons to do the leaking instead and not be obnoxiously lazy pussies about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725962
He literally just got back from a 3-day ban, if the reports get through to the actual moderators they will notice. Or if everyone here sends moderation feedback with detailed information of what that retard is doing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725993
t. Knife-ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716540
Bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726015
>He literally just got back from a 3-day ban,
No, he didn't He's been posting the same shit for days now. You're just too retarded to notice when he's posting gacha shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
Those are actually some of the more nicer elves. You don't want to meet a mean elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726010
It's been what, four months and you are still at this? Why do you think it will leak this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
>tfw u invite p'orcs over
>laugh at the chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724370
Kiki Mashtah does not need a Shogg Killdozer because all his problems with MGC City Planning Dept suddenly go away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45724528
Isnt that Tolkien IP issue the reason why we only got the Balrog-adjacent Pyrows not the actual big-gurl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725891
Noble Dragons will come and liberate the oppressed humans from those nasty High Elves when they catch wind of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726050
Be more specific, how does she solve the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726036
More like a month or two, and i have some ounce of hope as i was lucky in recalling/noticing that Tai-Sui slime getting leaked prior to its official release, so simply figured such a based anon would repeat the same blessing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726061
Pyrows wouldn't have been stated to be their minions at all if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726061
But then why Cross explicitly mention Balrogs in the Pyrows entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726062
Why would dragons help shitty humans or care if elves are abusing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725457
>Anon mounts the Loli-Dragon
Probkem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726074
You must have figured out now this place doesn't act normal at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726074
Eyeball slime is disappointing. So is penis-shrinking birb and the two spiked lizards. Pyrow and Sackgote are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>45721470
>45725636
Mick seems to really like this particular student. I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726037
Fight the power

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726064
A strong discussion over cups of strong tea with the City Planning Department.

[Anonymous No.]

/vg/tards are truly the worst cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726101
the purple dergs are fine too along with pyrow and krampus, admittingly eyeball slime is a bit disappointing but thankfully not as bland as blue and red slime. only one real way to find out if those two man-eaters are mid or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725705
>Anon get's Truck-kun'd to realm
>Anon has 30 years of unused mana
>mana really is stored in the balls
>Anon is a literal Wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726110
>High Elf guard not so smug after getting blasted in the face with concentrated P'Orc Musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726032
In that case go to https://www.4chan.org/feedback and explain in your own words:

1. How a couple of crossboarders have been raiding us for an entire year
2. How almost no moderation actions have been made against them over that entire duration
3. How insane they are
4. Attach links to every post you think mick and the other shitposter have made in this thread, and if you can be bothered to in the previous one too

[Anonymous No.]

Ruthenian Cossack kikimora riding a Ruthenian Cossack centaur, out on a raid to capture an anon (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726127
The dergs suck. Spikes are unsexy, and they add spikes to everything via blood transfusion. I would rather move than nail either lizard, because I don’t like my women as I like my maces COVERED IN SPIKES. Also newt has a weird schizo face. It creeps me out.

[Anonymous No.]

Lion pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726122
How does that work, did she offer them cheeses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726132
You need a senko, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726177
Polish Kiki riding a blonde Polish Centaur with Winged Hussar outfit on her armour.
>https://youtu.be/CxlRJsQ7p2k?si=6e-2B6_12yTFq83X
Anon's Kiki quietly humming songs as she cooks Anon Mashtah her famous pierogi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726129
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726224
She has no shortage of insults and jokes about devil bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726242
Then you cum it all out as the first witch you see takes you. Now you are magicless, left with no advantages in a magical world.
Life is unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726253
Natural enemies are like that. I wonder…will she force 30 Devil Bugs to use proper sweeping techniques, or will she be gangraped into a gooey mess?

[Anonymous No.]

Today I shall remind them this is an exact quote from KC's patreon.
> "It's not that I despise futanari"

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>>45726294
frfr is the best artist that got wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726275
No anon. They will be removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726279
The Roper dominated book makes that clear. Some areas remain uncertain. Does Roper ejaculate make you gay? Is Lescatie a version of MonCalifornia? Does the Roper princess make that Arnold noise when jamming her tentacles into everything with a hole? Put these in the q&a, I dare you…

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45726329
is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726298
wasted?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45726299
Even if so, unlikely as it seems, nothing can ever remove the fact that half of them will messily orgasm all over her — during the first minute of meeting, any conflict notwithstanding. Some things can’t be mopped away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726333
What, loss?

[Anonymous No.]

Darkest Moments In Skyrim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726337
Almost everything he drew in paradox was humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726275
>Anon finds his little Kiki building a barbed-wire fence around the garden shed
>its full of DevilBugs
>She says it's so they can be neatly concentrated into one place as a way of making them learn how to work priductively until they are fit to be set free...
>...or else they get the delousing powder again...
>Anon ponders this: "So the work will make them free?"
>Anon's Kiki says that is a very good way of saying it
>Kiki goes off to make a sign for the shed door

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726298
im not sure if its him or another artist im thinking, but i remember one of them freaked out when he got married and deleted his pixiv and his entire internet presence for a while,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726361
Darkest Moments In mge

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>>45726357
She didn’t like the gang rape? How unprofessional and inhospitable of her. She’s far too snobbish to be a real meido. You better check her pedigree, anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726350
When my dragon "bros" pinned me down and let alduin have her way with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726411
Alduin is not a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726468
Anything can be a girl if you dick it hard enough. Keep up, newbie.

[Anonymous No.]

What will Monsters do about the men who have already lost their virginity before and been divorced by wives who are now married to other men here in real life? Wouldn't those kind of men be seen as used goods by them since they've already been married before and had sex?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so trash it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726386
>the Shed full of DevilBugs regularly get driven into a yuri-orgy frenzy by smelling Anon's pheremones from the house
>Kiki watches them from her maid room attic balcony
>in her white chemise and with her broomstick over both shoulders
>Kiki aims her broom towards the fence, picking out one petite young DevilBug for 'special duty'...
>special duty is [insert long K98/Galil .gif here]
>
>Anon walks in on loli DevilBug 'serving' the Dom-Kiki
>takes a seat, 'keep going', watches
>Mashtah says nothing afterwards, gets up and leaves the room
>embarrassed Kiki punishes the feelthy dirty DevilBug and sends her out to the shed
>Sub-Kiki throws herself at Mashtah's feet to apologise for her disgusting weakness 'It's like they spread a degenerate disease'...
>Mashtah says nothing, just unzips so his Kiki can apologise properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726468
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10254422/1/The-Legend-of-Saviik
Here you go, fren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726495
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726505
Fuck off.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45726061
I don't know, I originally brought it up in a somewhat jokingly manner because JRRT likely wouldn't care when he was alive. It's the folks behind his estate now that Christopher is dead as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726496
. . .
Really leaned into it, eh? Sasuga, /Pol/efag. As (almost) always, with all matters involving Devil Bugs, gangrape would’ve been the superior option. I respect that an attempt was made.

[Anonymous No.]

A 9 foot tall monster will laugh at your small 4 inch pecker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726591
She'll still want it in her pussy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726615
She will be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726591
>>45726647
Oni-chans btfo again.

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Name things you would do to monster claws, paws, etc.

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>>45726722
interlace my fingers with hers

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[Anonymous No.]

Variety is nice but sometimes I just want to go to shortstack Zipangu where all the oni-raiders and samurai succubi only come up to my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do /vg/ vermin insist on shitting up boards outside of their shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726722
Anything with nerves nears being erogenous, if you’re delicate and patient enough.

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>>45726756
It's one retard that does it, it also posts /jp/ stuff on the /vg/ thread.

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>>45726766
Horseshit. These faggots only shit up here since moderation on /jp/ is pathetic.

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>>45726357
>>Kiki goes off to make a sign for the shed door
Why does a Polish Kiki make her doorway sign in German?
Tfw Anon realises so many Devil Roaches are infesting Germany
Hugo Boss meido uniform Kiki is best Kiki

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>>45726756
It's because the janitors here are so fucking lazy and/or incompetent that they're stuck dealing with the autism of vtumors more than anything else.

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>>45726780
Nah, it's definitely one, maybe two retards doing it. Jannies are just useless cunts as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to double Kiki's salary!

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>>45726780
I disagree.
>/sci/ is 70% horse dewormer and moon landng conspiracy theorists and the few threads where people actually discuss in depth, with star appearances from even DOEanon, always gets derailed into pol-lite
>/trv/ is 50% coomers and the few threads where people actually discuss in depth, with star appearances from people who actually go outside and take pictures, always gets derailed into pol-lite especially if Japan or Korea get brought up
>/v/, by far the worst moderation, is 40% coomers and 40% gachatards with the remaining 20% being stealth pol threads, while actual on topic threads are taken down. Last year, a thread about a character from a gacha was pinned
I mean sure, /jp/ has a lot of coomers and way too many Tohou threads breathing in the oxygen, but at least they're on topic most of the time

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i wiukd like to apologize for my bad behavior.

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>>45726756
He’s stated he does it for image dumping mostly. Do the math I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

what if your smart home was an automaton? can you marry your house?

[Anonymous No.]

You are not immune to propaganda.

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>>45712147
Just finished reading everything, and Anons weren't kidding, it's hard to pick one in either bracket. Might discuss it after the voting is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726942
I am weak to girls in uniforms

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>>45726942
I love military uniforms.

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>>45726942
Good thing I refuse to listen to anything that anyone says.

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>>45726942
How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Think if the Harlot of Babylon becomes a monster girl the giant red derg's gonna be either her transformed hubby like with the abyssal's shtick or maybe another monster girl too? If the former then that's gota be like... THE biggest upgrade/status a human man may achieve, even more so than snatch squid and hentai spider.

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>blue automaton with wings delving into a Mamono Realm and fighting the demons there
>cum is fuel and mamono realm is full
>eventually fights her way to the end of a prime sanctum and beats the flesh prison at the end
>releases the human prime soul inside, Order Prime
>he's just a big, burly golden humanoid
>"Ahh… Free at last. O Lilim. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH."
>automaton holds up a coin in her free hand and smiles

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>>45727037
>the 666th reply
nice

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>>45727037
If you want to marry the whore of babylon that's up to you but you are getting what you signed up for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726825
Anon-Mashtah takes a Futa potion so he has 2 cocks to pay Kiki's salary in both holes at once.

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>>45727064
Give her the potion. Let her have some fun spring cleaning.

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>>45726941
>... smart home ...
>HAL-ey won't open the Pod bay doors, Dave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726941
If you're dumb enough to buy into IoT, you deserve to be made into Automaton's property.

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>>45726942
>>45726783
>>45726997

>be Anon
>Portals open
>invests in Hugo Boss stocks
>Danuki bank-teller goes heart-pupils at Anon's financial acumen
>offers to play "hide in Anon's attic" anytime

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>>45726825
>She does it for Free!
>and for coom
Kikis become Jannys on mon/chan

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>>45726338
Succubi are the best monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45727137
Ydy, but too many succs are just ex-3Ds or potentially even stealthy Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

Being an Alp is the best of both worlds. You can still have manly hobbies like being a gamer and now you're a woman so everything is free and you can get sex anytime you want. I love being an Alp.

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>>45727189
>has to go through pregnancy and spend months in the hospital
>this will happen frequently
>alpfaggots think this is a good thing
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45727260
Why can't cows be flat and just have cream come out their pussies?

[Anonymous No.]

i'd love to just work on the holst fields as a young boy

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>>45727223
Yeah but that's the only obligation an Alp has anon. How else will more Alps be made?

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>>45726948
Yep. Looking forward to the discussions too.

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>>45727286
>How else will more Alps be made?
Not like that - offspring of an Alp is a regular Succ.

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>>45727305
I would still call them lil Alps regardless.

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>>45727305
I hope they can turn into dudes in a uno reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you get enough fries in bulk to feed a whole swarm of Harpies? I'm cooking up something but I need incentives.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that weresheep wool is most comfortable still on the sheep.

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>>45727358
And the weresheep is most comfortable in your bed.

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>>45727361
Truly mysterious creatures.

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>>45725533
>hebis help each other get men to make more hebis
>this makes even more hebis
By Druella's tits, they're going exponential!

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>>45725457
Boss, you've beat a child...
AMAZING, MISSION COMPLETE! That's why you're the best, Boss!

[Anonymous No.]

How would other Monsters react if I was an Order rank and file soldier with a sword and they saw me kill an Alp by stabbing her through the chest?

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>>45727525
They would cheer and give you a round of applause.

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>>45727525
A Manticore would congratulate you and shake your hand.

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>>45725891
>humans are viewed as subhuman
lol

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>>45725891
Oh no hahaha, being used as a filthy inferior human sex slave by a naughty and clingy Elf noble who purchased me after my people were conquered sure is terrible haha, it's the worst.

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>>45724642
>i'll enjoy pampering that strength away
it's good to give up your power for pleasure. give your sword, your levels, your strength and your skill to monsters, and they'll reward you with love and pampering and coddling and lots and lots of delicious pleasure.

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>>45726329
you do a good job doing the KC eyes. that's really hard

[Anonymous No.]

If any of you guys have Greenworm art ideas let me know. I'm going to try and draw more this year so having some ideas to fall back on is nice.

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>>45728129
Nice to see you again Greenworm anon.

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>>45728129
Greenworm conga line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOtEAfc6k8

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>>45728162
Look at them go. Let's hope these little ladies know where they're goin, ay?

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>>45728175
Or at least the first one knows...

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>>45727280
because that's a yeast infection

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>>45728181
>first one has no idea where she's going and why every other greenworm is following her

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>>45725220
The fact that you can't even kys to escape is disgusting. I hate wisp so I hope that she can't catch me if I choose the easy way out

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>>45728382
>there's a single ocelomeh bringing up the end shaking maracas and loudly singing in Spanish because where the congo, the catgo
>this, of course, made all the greenworms also start (poorly) singing in Spanish, even the first Greenworm who still doesn't really know what's going on or why everyone is following her, or what the lyrics of the song even mean

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>>45728515
>the commotion begins yo attract other mamono who just ant to feel included/have a good time

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>>45728477
With MGE nobody can cuck you out of happiness, not even your own schizophrenia or suicidal tendencies..

[Anonymous No.]

Love alps
Bros before hoes
Mamono wouldn't be interested in your nerdy hobbies
Mamonos would complain about petty details like you forgetting to lower toilet seat or forgetting the exact date where her breeding season starts

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>>45724998
For me, it's getting Alternate Start Mod'd by Eros so I wake up in an endgame zone and aggro a ?? mob from 900 yards away and lose in one hit once she catches up. That will be a vomitously thrilling 2 minutes of panicked waiting with the combat music going before she reaches me and overkills me by 87653.3%

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>>45728627
That's still retarded, I doesn't hurt anyone and would allow me to bailed out if I don't like something. Instead you get instalock with a horrible monster.

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>>45728684
>I doesn't hurt anyone
self-harm bullshit...
ESL...
I smell le frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728690
>esl
Where did I mess up ?

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>>45728684
It doesn't*

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>>45728690
NTA but if you get Isekaied you already lost everything

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>>45728723
>I doesn't
>allow me to bailed out
If you are really the frog, please just leave this thread and spare us your self-harm fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728806
Thanks but don't compare me to that faggot

[Anonymous No.]

mud pussy
>b-but
MUD PUSSY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Best mamono to deal with self-harm fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728932
Just plain regular Succubus, Mindflayer in extreme cases when the regular combination of romance and sex is not enough to fix them.

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>>45728932
>>45728907

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>>45728907
Sticks and stones may rape my bones, but... but uhhmm... the uhhhh... but uh y'know um

[Anonymous No.]

Forced to be a gluttonous beezlebubs cumpump/breeding stud. Not all bad, the little nervous wing flutters she does when she uses me as a daki are pretty cute, and I somehow never run dry until she's satisfied. Downside is that could take hours

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>>45727189
>being a magical dick-addict is great!
>uuuuuohhhhhh shoot your goo, my dude!
Literally the perfect monster for 4chan.

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>>45727525
You can’t contain edgy cringe and tentacles simultaneously, it’s a well known fact. They will send in a squad of Roper Alps. You will be filled with mercy and empathy…among other things.

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>>45729408
I imagine she has random background yelling about her huge ass, like in Duce Bigalow.

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>>45728627
Why do we vilify a victimless crime again?

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>>45729617
Which do you mean: misery, crazy, or cuckoldry?

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>>45729617
Because someone in MGE care about you
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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>>45729736
Suicide or misery

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>>45729749
Neither is victimless. Next.

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>>45729749
The victims are regulars of this thread having to suffer through that drivel. If you want to off yourself just do it and stop bothering us.

[Anonymous No.]

Diff. Human textual communication may ultimately be long chains of ‘bait and counterbait’, but it was more amusing when monsters and such were involved.

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>>45727286
>...how made?
Any faggot that knowingly fucks an Alp instantly becomes another Alp.
Eventually the realm runs out of faggots and everybody is happy.
Except Alps of course, but nobody cares.

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Just in case you aren't trolling.
>>45729767
This, don't speak about it here. Instead, you should write what you have in mind but never share it unlike the other greentext retard who spam it. Worked for me, when I feel down instead of crying here, I open a notepad and write what I have in mind in my mother's language, I don't save them. You can feel bad but spreading it here is wrong. Also don't mention your nationality, never.
>>45729759
First one is if it's silent.

[Anonymous No.]

So, where should you bring your waifu for your first dinner? Also what if she came from wonderland?

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>>45728129
>ideas
Greenwurm finally gets her Anon's D
(can be SFW or NSFW depending on pose etc)
If only because I have no idea even where a Greenwurm pussi is and am curious.
Underneath between all the tiny feet?
At the back end like a Hoss?
At the front between top body and wurm tail like a lamia?

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>>45729878
MickyD
I'm going to molest her while she's on my lap, munching on a happy meal and playing with the toy.
That's my kind of first dinner, yes.

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>>45729859
>spoiler
List out the conditions that cause the problem-state. List out the solutions to the problem-state. Generate a series of steps that move from problem-state to solution-state. Follow the procedure steps. Redo from start, if it halts before the solution.
>greentext spam
The original writer doesn’t spam it, and ignores it. I see it as yet more proof that writing is unsuitable for 4chan.

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>>45729921
*I presume that you meant ‘being miserable’.

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>>45729900
>Loli Anon
>romantic/sexxy HappyMeal McDinner with his new waifu
>she's riding the sweaty Anon D while finishing her fries and playing with her McToy and placemat
>no mamono gives a shit, hohum another legal-loli
>her LivingDoll comes back from the bathroom and sits beside them
>whole McRestaurant is Wtf! And calling 911!
>she's an actual 9yo 3D loli who got mindbent by her Living Dolly
>sirens!
>MGCPD Detective Rata happy she finally gets to use her "...you sick fuck!" meme-speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729936
No I was speaking about the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729949
Fuck no, 3DPD kids are disgusting I ain't touching that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729961
Canon LivingDolls are a problem in the West. Actually they're probably an issue in modern Nippon as well.
>Actual pedos get thrown in the oldest correction-pit then get assigned to a certified Hag Bappho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730010
>epstein's island was just the HQ of the first earth realm sabbath

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>>45729958
Indulging power/martyr fantasies are more monstergirl relevant and, I suspect, more cathartic.I am dealing with several deaths IRL, and else besides. At least 2 more deaths approach this month. Trying to survive until one is *literally* incapable of continuing is the social norm here. With all due respect, I cannot aid you in this matter. You have my sympathies, for what little they are worth.

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>>45729857
>Any faggot that knowingly fucks an Alp instantly becomes another Alp.
And what of:
Nonfaggots unknowingly fucking alps?
Nonfaggots knowingly fucking alps?
Faggots knowingly fucking alps?
>alps lacking dick
>but still happy
Anon I…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726591
That's why I like shortstacks/oppai loli, like the Draphs from granblue. Beeg booba, smol vagina. Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730010
Living Dolls actually corrupt the girls into Succubi, so by the time you're dicking the loli she's a mamono semen demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730228
Dubs. The slippery slope is real! AAAAHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

So do you think mental health treatment and therapy with mamono is basically cuddle and snuggle sessions? All because mamono mana can be generated with loving touches and embraces and a monster girl cuddling and snuggling her man is more than enough to help cure his mental ailments and baggages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730246
It depends on the patient. Some just get cuddle and snuggle, some are dragged kicking and screaming out of their comfort zone and the others need to be flayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729859
>First one is if it's silent
Monster girls love you. They will know when you suicide, and they will be sad. Do you want to make someone who loves you sad? Or do you want to let them make you happy instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730246
Being too occupied by her bewitching charms to be actively mentally ill, or being too busy/isolated in the rape cave to be subject to external criteria are also options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730274
>dragged kicking and screaming out of their comfort zone
I need a pyrow or a kiki to do this to me so much
I mean I'm already out of a comfort zone, living in a foreign country running from a potential war, but i dont wanna take more steps out because its scary out here and all the time i spend not at work i just wanna cuddle up in my bed and hide from the world forever

[Anonymous No.]

you guys activley made sucide annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729878
>wonderland is the land of kinks and fetishes
>wife suggests we go to gingerbread town for our first date, the one with all the fat wonderland monsters
absolutely not. i dont want that kind of bad influence on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730315
Suicide was always annoying to the people who had to clean it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730315
Maybe that's the real end game. Mamono post across the infinite rift betwixt worlds pretending to be miseryfags to make sure we all live to the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730315
It's just thread pests fishing for (You)s, mostly. Anyone actually depressed or miserable wouldn't keep actively derailing the discussion away from monster girls when anons respond with some positive mamono-assisted scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730309
This. Forced cuddling sounds like cringe to me and would likely have negative effect. What I need is a Pyrow forcibly socializing me or Anubis dragging my ass to the gym. Or both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730370
Jackals and kogals are cringe, so you’ll get cuddles and like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to be loved by you filthy monsters. I want you to beware me and tremble in my presence. I want to be so strong that no creature dares make a sound in my presence. Like Machiavelli once said, it is better to be feared than it is to be loved. I want respect and the insurance that I can demand it through strength. I want even a Hellhound to behold me with a grimace! Not even the full might of Eros herself could convince otherwise! Could make me want this thing you call love! My heart is black, and my soul left a long time ago. So come, pink goddess! I challenge you! But be warned, you will fail and only make me STRONGER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730448
malef bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730448
>I don't want to be loved by you filthy mo-ACK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730448
Anon was then turned into a moaning mess by the Houri that Eros sent, whose mere hug made him melt instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730043
Miss Bapho! You're in the Epstein island right!? Please tell me the name of my political opponents and enemies are in their so I can use that info to slander them and get them booted off the elections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730475
>lipstick marks on one side
What kind of mark does tail pussy leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730448
>Like Machiavelli once said, it is better to be feared than it is to be loved.
Actually he said it's better to be loved and respected, but if you can't manage that it's better to be feared so long as you never become hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730479
Made better by the possibility said Eros monster has the anime >:3 or :3 or UwU face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730487
a wet, oozing purple ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730490
Machiavelli needed correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716540
Female-on-Male gangbang via Zoomer Pyrows or Zoomer Bogies

[Anonymous No.]

I would go to 4mon and reply to their greentext with a who are you quoting posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730448
>get monster fear
Impossible. Fun fact: Umi-Osho have no flinch reflex. I still beat her, since she literally keeps asking, but her horny groveling for punishment lacks the affect of true fear. The only time she ever came close to that was when I suggested not beating her. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen her cry. Had to kick her down a flight of stairs into some chocolates to make up for that one…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45729408
>for me
more like him. That obese vore beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730486
Mayor Zombie is on the list, but she only went there to sniff Lolis' hair and eat icecream.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730573
>tropical island
I respect her. She really sticks to her campaign goal of “waaaaaarrrrmmm”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730522
>gangraped by zoomer Pyrows
>2 or 3 of them are raping you while the rest laugh and keep shooting photos and video clips
>"haha, this goin' on my OnlyFlames!"
https://files.catbox.moe/exxa1b.png

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you take a messy hellhound?
The pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730486
Rata media and Tanukis try to find OrangeKot's name on the list.
Ms.Wisp says she hasn't seen Eppry Jeffstein yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730594
>Where do you take a messy hellhound?
>*in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730043
Mamono sabbaths are reversed.
>Sabbaths tell every Anon all about how they have a basement where Anons can visit for fun pizza-parties but noAnon believes them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never taking another suspiciously lucrative teacher job in the demon realms again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730803
Beast tamer is the best job and it pays well

[Anonymous No.]

Noooooo please Bapho-chan no don't rape me no no no I'm NOT a lolicon I am NOT my dick WOULDN'T enjoy it I don't like tight loli pussies! Don't rape me! I can't get raped by a little girl! Everyone would make fun of me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730930
If you are not a lolicon, then why did you get hard from loli cunny? Checkmate, onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716540
Shitty Phantom authors and bad writer Phantoms are now facing karma after all the controversy and backlash of their localization of Non-Demon Realm made anime and manga. Now they're being replaced by A.I. systems to do their writing and translation jobs for them and are loosing their jobs because of it.

KARMA! Maybe never shoehorn your Demon Realm politics into everything?

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731029
>>/jp/thread/45647128#p45659063
Fox-san warned you and you didn't listen. She offered to help hide your penis but now it's too late, you're going to Alp soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730959
Baphomet breasts aren’t even modest. They give the sense of a loaf of bread that failed to rise. Quite frankly, they’re failboobs, and that’s no bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731143
Almost flat loli breasts are very pretty, you just have poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726496
>[insert long K98/Galil .gif here]
Nope, not allowed. Have the straight heterosexual and demon realm-approved reboot version of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna be pissed if I end up with a wife with small breasts who isn't taller than me like a Bapho. I'm a titty lover at heart, I can't make compromises. I wouldn't love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731261
You will get nothing and you will be content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731261
A megamorphosis potion would solve that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731187
I have superior tastes, for I prefer the ass. The original boobs. The sexual headlights our ancestors mounted in the hominid infested heat of primordial Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731237
I love my experimental automaton wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
I don't currently have ideas, but I'll probably let you know when I do. Also welcome back, and that was a very unexpected Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731290
But she'll just refuse to take it...

[Anonymous No.]

No one follows up on the dragon-car thing. Sad!
>dragon obsessed with carshit in a weirdly sexual and competitive way
>”know thyself and thy enemy…”
>has a gremlin frend who makes it worse due to her sexual fixation on machines
>they assume men are equally into this strange comparative fetishism
>gremlin washes waxes and buffs dragon in front of you
>because “men find a good paintjob arousing”
>if you fail to get aroused they will accuse you of being some “demolition derby pervert”
>tsundere dragon is still willing even if you are a derbyfag, b-baka
>try to claim you aren’t into cars but like horses?
>dragon grabs and flexes on a random centaur
>say you like bikes?
>she fucks a penny-farthing into scrap while talking about her new diet
>say you take the bus?
>it’s now jabberwock diet
>say you like trains/subway?
>she kneels before shaihulud-sama/joins the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731412
That just means you aren't as much of a big tiddy lover as you thought you were

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731412
No one has ever said that phrase about Baphs. They are notoriously thirsty in multiple ways. She’ll drink anything you give her, if you know what I mean. Sabbath girls gots small tits and smaller self-esteem! Inb4 Sabbath wank. Starting a secret society about how awesome your lack of tits is…that’s nearly 4chan levels of pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Annoying Haku by mispronouncing "Analects"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
Greenworm with big ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731495
But they're very proud of their bodies, and for a good reason too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
Greenworm being fed by a tranny hitler nun!

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731547
And you are not posting monster girls either

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731535
>womanlets without T&A are based
Subliminally brainwashed hands typed this post. Bet you buy their overpriced cookies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731568
Guess again fucknuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731580
>i can't believe he deleted that reply
>also that's clearly cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

Do drawfags ever lurk here to draw suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731749
It has been known to happen on occasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731749
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731749
I know of at least two that did in the recent times, but they ask first. If you want to have something drawn on request, you gotta pay up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731775
I'll draw anything you want for the low low price of free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731775
>they ask first
Or they get inspired by random posts that aren't requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731812
Well that too I guess. What I wanted to say is that you shouldn't just barge in and "suggest" that someone draws art for you, our local IRA representative is the best/worst example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731844

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731851
We don't do soi duels here, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
Now that I think about it, I don't remember if you drew Soldier Beetles before. Imagine Sola joining forces with one to obtain apols.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish there was more automaton stuff.
Underrated monster imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730246
Personally I think most will need flayers, maybe I'm just biased though. I have some disorders that are legitimately untreatable
If the portals open, I would beg with tears in my eyes for a flayer to help me. I already want a flayer wife anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731962
>about to get flayed
>anon's brain is too spicy for ms flayer

[Anonymous No.]

I hate birds
Vests are nice though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45730280
>Monster girls love you
NTA but they're not real and they wouldn't care if a random person passed away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732051
They don't even know you exist.

[Anonymous No.]

I would never marry a Mindflayer because I am never going to turn into a squid. If she can't appreciate my penis and discard her tentacle fetish for me then she deserves no penis at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731957
I don't like how the MGE automaton looks at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731962
The people who really need flayers are the ones who are well adjusted to this insane world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732092

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732092
because she's too robotic or because she's not robotic enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Socially awkward vampire trying to convince anon to let her into his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732092
you will become a cumpump for your robot overlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732119
if she fat creep neet i would let them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732012
>Hands him off to shogg
>Shogg doesn't treat his mental illness
>Shogg doesn't consider them illnesses or disorders
>She considers them gifts from the Elder
>She encourages you to indulge them under her watchful eyes, so you can explore the madness together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732109
Both. I simply don't like her design one bit. Robot looking automaton >>> cosplay tier like 2B >> MGE automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732073
If you can't discard your hateboner for squid tf for her then you deserve no pussy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732136
How do I stop the evil robot overlord from trying to force me to get her pregnant? She can't even get knocked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732150
doubledeck
love the way he draws the female form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732073
I want a chaos harem so I can become the eldritch god they all see me as.
I'm then gonna use my innumerable tentacles to head pat the all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732150
>those thick muscular thighs
Oh lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732180
ah yes, the humble robot. well known for its muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>mge automaton is bad
>posts haydee (a human who only has cyborg parts) and the atomic heart twin (robot that was originally going to be a random bitch in a suit)
Every time, what's with so many of these "robo" fuckers having the worst opinions imaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732174
Yeah. I also love his creepy girls and settings. The silent hill ones are still my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732195
>(robot that was originally going to be a random bitch in a suit)
How is this relevant since this never ended happening at all. AH twins are full robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Rejoice, hero, for your conquests have earned the attention of the gods. As their servant I will accompany you on the road to glory"
>"But I was just playing videogames"
>"Look, real conquerors are hard to find these days and mom won't stop bugging me about grandkids. Just shut up and go with it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732179
Great but that's monster boy shit so take it far away from here pal

[Anonymous No.]

anon sure gets stuck in slime a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732195
I know, don't these people understand you are only allowed the same opinion as everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732204
They are for basic bitches like you. The mcdonalds of robot waifus. Only 2B faggots are worse. I even respect Drossel fans more and they are all obnoxious cunts about their boring waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732209
But isn't that like 90% of the thing of why chaos girls exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732217
having an opinion doesn't mean it's worthy of respect. i mean, look at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732209
I would like to be a big drakonid man. I cannot deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine trying to gatekeep fetishes on the internet even when a lot of them are canon in the source material you worship and slobber all over. Why are MGEfags like this? What causes this troony behavior in them? They'll tear your head off for mentioning futa but then kneel and go BASED BASED BASED when lord KC says he likes futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732277
They're mentally ill leave them be alright

[Anonymous No.]

i liek monster girls
i liek titties
i liek holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732301
This cow is looking a bit suspicious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732309
the cow merchant told me shes of the flying scaled variety
and milk goes for a lot of money
she does keep yapping about how its privilege to mil her and stuff but she rather docile when I get my hands on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732277
I'm pretty sure KC wouldn't care if a bunch of NEETs on a random-ass site choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting. The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm, and if that means ignoring certain parts, then I'm sure he'd accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732331
why are you talking to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732277
>come into a thread maintained mainly by MGE fans
>act outraged when anons inside worship its maker
Feel free to create your own monster girl fan community

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732328
>the flying scaled variety
I didn't even know there were more than one type. Are you sure you didn't get scammed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732277
They think they're some kind of paragon of anti-NTR crusaders and anyone who disagrees with them MUST be the /trash/ or discord boogeyman, or the irish lolcow even though he's one of them. Most of them are probably redditors since there's a big anti-NTR subreddit that exhibits this same cult like behavior over MGE shit. NTR lives rent free in their heads to the point it warps their view on reality so they must think it's everywhere out there irl and coming to get them, even though in reality most of our planet is happily married right now and cheating is shunned worldwide (to the point cheaters are killed in most parts of the world outside burgermerica and europoorland)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732358
I mean, you can get fluffy yak holsts, whose to say there aren't scaled versions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732374
Science? I'm pretty sure there aren't any scaled cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732225
Okay anon thanks for your opinion even if nobody really cares or gets mad about it. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732439
if you're wondering why the earth here was salted against you, thank yourself and your forbears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732439
You took that long to reply, you must have been pretty steamed about the twitter robots getting shat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732439
But does commie robot have pusspuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732436
You just haven't looked hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732331
>choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting.
But he does care.
A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732357
>Feel free to create your own monster girl fan community
I mean this thread is an ideal place for monster girl fan community since its a MONSTER GIRL THREAD not the mge hangout club

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732210
makes me wonder how would it feel to kiss a slime
is she liquid? is her slime solid? why does she eat from her "mouth" when she doesn't need one ? or does she?
if slimes adapt on their eviorments what happens if you feel a slime girl only sugary things does she become sweeter?
srsly slime girls are a science experiment on their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732511
This is nice and all but I'm not sure if you could even meaningfully fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732092
The one in MGE is just one example of what they'd look like, anon. They can customize too iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732357
>maintained
not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732505
>playing e-lawyer around the thread name
Remind me, what happened last time someone tried to remove MGE links from the thread OP? It shouldn't be a controversial change if we're not actually a MGE-centric thread, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I see they're trying this route again.
I'm sure it won't end like it did the last half-dozen times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732528
Not with that attitude you can't. This is why its handy to be friends with engineers (or gremlins)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732358
i got her even cheaper then when i bought m first herd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732562
Considering the amount of duplicate and touhous my guess is spammed reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732586
>oh yeah? if a fuck-powered toaster is such a bad idea explain your morning wood
do most conversations with a gremlin end in irrumatio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732583
Hope another ban wave is gonna come before Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732505
Well, yes. But they're exceptionally good at drowning out everything else despite being less sizable of a group than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732623
Why Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732331
>The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm
So i can make cruel realm where ntr runs rampant while mgs can turn back into there pre-demon lord forms and eat humans and kc would accept it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732614
>if I wanted a fuck-powered toaster I'd make my automaton wife have one
depends on the height of them, but not always

[Anonymous No.]

smelly neet p'orc gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732635
I'd accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732641
>Orc clan but its a guild in an MMO with a high orc at the head.
>Lots of clan wars between guilds
Actually this would be pretty sick, could find a good PvP scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732641
>neet p'orc
If a p'orc isn't part of some warband, it might be a sign of depression or trauma. Consult your nearest elder H'orc as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732652
>guilds
>mmo
We can make this real warbands and it would be far better.
It's what orcs do and they'd be hotter from all the exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732652
i've never played an mmo but it wold be fun, imagine the stench tho4
>>45732666
ewwww, I like my porcs pale

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732634
Contest winners should be announced then and it will be comfier without the butthurt brigade trying to drown it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732682
I don't care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732666
He's talking more MMOs in this case.
I mean, getting the warbands out doing what is basically weekend sports events would be fun as well.
Granted, you'd probably see a number of groups that would face each other, may even be the equivalent of sports leagues of varying levels.

>>45732674
I mean, I personally don't enjoy the scent aspect but you do you.
Would be fun to sign up as a 'mercenary' for guild fight nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732688
Okay but nobody asked

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732692
>tfw u accidently turn on voice chat and speak
>thousands of friend/ party requests a min

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wake up in p'orc village as an young orphan or in elven village

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732225
Imagine getting snobby about minor smut details

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732465
Yes anon it's exactly because of that.

>>45732474
Yes. Adding MGE rules to the commie robots won't hurt however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732736
P'orcs are nicer, Elves would be just condescending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732740
Smut is all about the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732749
also p'orcs eat meat and make better food then elves and their veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732784
False. The p'orcs would know how to mix veggetables and meat in order to achieve maximum savory goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732749
elves have been domesticated for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732848
Odd how each domesticated species ends up pully double duty as a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732864
a few more generations and they'll start mooing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732359
The weirdly righteous people who memespout IRL are just kids. Thats literally it. I have noticed a huge rise of this e-christian zoomers too. We have now a ton of 20 somethings who are self proclaimed gatekeepers, but they do it in a very cringy way without self confidence or reflection. Its like a 22 y.o guy reads berserk and becomes a self proclaimed expert in the manga and anime. They have yet to develop a personality and these online communities give them a sense of belonging.
Its horseshoe on full throttle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732864
Holstaurs are domesticated Minotaurs, that's a good display of the trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732878
Truly an amazing process.

>>45732885
>Species gets domesticated.
>Gets a bit more submissive/easy going.
>Also bustier.

I'm waiting for the mad lad who is going to domesticate a jinko.
Despite what I have been told, Jinko IS an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732901
do the needful sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731957
Ehh. I kind of find MGE Automatons boring, but they do what they’re intended to so mission accomplished I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45722656
I wish I was an impressionable teenage boy being groomed through the internet by a creepy neet hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731962
I cannot trust mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732947
give her a chance to change your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732964
And what? turn me into a squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732879
I never got the visceral hatred for for fetishes in these communities. I could at least get lolis but it's never the lolis people get mad over...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no inari will ever love you and do cute married couple things with you before having the best sex imaginable
No normal youko can compare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732982
they're just so loveable

[Anonymous No.]

>humans have lewd bodies that turn into a complete erogenous zone once exposed by a bit of mamono mana
>this is le bad
>humans also wear clothes that can be easily stripped by Hellhound paws
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732982
>hurrr why do people prefer to see pretty little girls rather than futa cocks or blacked shit
Gee, I fucking wonder

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733041
Me in the horny helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732864
>>45732878
>>45732885
>>45732901
how much effort to domesticate hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733026
Jinko could just ask me to undress for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733055
medium

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733055
Project is still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733055
mix in sheep blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733055
Define domestication. Suppose you could just sleep in the same cave with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733055
Send her to the maid academy they'll have it sorted in no time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733076
That sounds more like she's domesticating Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733081
Haha! She's fallen into my trap!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1743775296057221514
Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim!
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1743775296057221514

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732465
>You have to reply to my posts immediately or else you're mad
Fatherless behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733118
You must have figured out the average poster by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732901
they pay you to domesticate wild dragons in dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733110
>futa demon on lilim
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733076
mere cow (or sheep)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733139
Dairy Doragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45731808
Is that your posted art anon? Its very nice.
Is this a true offer you are offering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733182
This samefagging is really fucking sad and you are way too obvious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725295
It must be awesome to corrupt the nobility as a monstergirl. There are so many ways to go about it too
>Maid who raises the prince and future king from birth
>Trusted bodyguard that can get him alone whenever she wants
>Mysterious fiancé from a good yet not very well known family from a neighbouring kingdom
>Vizier that rules as regent for the young prince until he comes of age
>His own single sister/aunt/etc who wants to keep the royal line pure
>Knowledgeable Tutor from a faraway land that can teach him anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733192

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733204
Or the even better option. All of the above at the same time in a free for all battle to see who becomes his wife first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733192
Subtlety was never his strong suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733219
I thought you meant all of them were positions held by the same person. A true renaissance mamano

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing I can set any post as (You) and set it back as much as I like with 4chanX. I can be everyone and nobody at the same time. Very convenient for screenshots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733244
maybe if queenslime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733251
Even Pajeenko phone scammers have learned how to use inspect element to mess with page html by now, so I don't know why anyone would think this is any proof these days.

[Anonymous No.]

You think you have domesticated monsters, but you're the one giving them food, shelter and dick. Who has domesticated who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733251
I dont use 4chan x and just use paint for capping. You sound schizo desu

[Anonymous No.]

>stayed up until 4AM playing Medieval 2
>didn't do any writing yesterday
>cat and dog woke me up at 8AM demanding breakfast
>couldn't go back to sleep
>have to work within the hour

Sure would be nice if a Lim could just snatch me up and carry me away to a nice comfy bed where I would be snuggled into the deepest sleep I've ever experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733261
Yeah, 2 ez
https://files.catbox.moe/rxxvpw.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733277
You made your bed, now lie in it. I haven't been addicted to Medieval 2 in over 12 years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45732929
My favorite stories about them involve repairing them or philosophizing. Might just be my eccentric tastes though. Also transparent torso plating is always a treat to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733244
>the sister that got separated from him at birth who got found by a kikki/human bodyguard couple, who are actually the rulers from a neghbouring kingdom, was trained by them and comes back to the kingdom disguised as a maid bodyguard trying to win the royal contest, taking out all other contenders and eventually even becoming his trusted advisor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733266
you should take better care of your animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733291
We have stories with philosophizing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733204
Thankfully the order is more than willing to send young nobles guardian angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733302
very, very few. i think one of them was shoggoth related, but my memory is terrible. Love those stories though, adds a sympathetic element to mamano that doesn't get covered in other stories too often

[Anonymous No.]

Want daughterus to spoil with kisses and hugs before my wife and I take them out to see a movie and get some ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733437
What a romantic date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733144
How come he doesn't draw any male on futa or futa on male, it fits the setting better

[Anonymous No.]

>someone left a comment on one of my stories that called the dialogue amazing
Quick, name the most talkative possible monster so I can write a story with more dialogue in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733648
march hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733303
Look at her eyes. You can already tell she's working out when and where to take her charge's virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733648
Ratatotskr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733696
This makes a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>get raped by a zoomer Pyrow
>afterwards she leans over and whispers into your ear:
>"L"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733303
My guardian angel appears to be broken though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733781
So she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733795
Better than Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733822
She's a Scottish Fold, aka the breed of cat that has a high likelihood of having fucked-up joins because the gene that gives them the droopy ears also fucks up their skeletal development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733648
Mad Hatter, Phantom, Hakutaku come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
Greenworms in sexy outfits
>Librarian
>Nurse
>Librarian
>Nun
>Librarian
>Office Lady
>Librarian
>Bikini
Also, maybe if she had glasses on, and her hair in a messy bun, held in place with a pen or pencil?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733938
demonrealm starfish have it good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45726722
I would polish a demon's horns to the point they're TOO shiny. Just make her sit down in front of me so I can polish them while she watches TV or sews or crochets or whatever. Something chill while I go to town on her horns.
Then a nice bath where I wash her hair to get all the horn filings out of it. And then the horn polish, to finalize all that shine.
AND FINALLY, show off my wife's horns to all the other mamono husbands, so they can all see hers are shinest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733303
could i ask for a holy wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733990
She's gonna make you pray

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733182
>Is that your posted art anon?
yes
>Is this a true offer you are offering?
yes. I might fuck it up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734013
>>45734013
i'd pray with her mch better then those uptight stuffy angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734032
Not that uptight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45717563
>Wisp heaven

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734037
sister wurm wont say that i committed a sin and rape me for x amount o centuries
she will instead be cute and let me absolve m sins by letting her take said white sins in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734045
hug a wisp
they really appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733648
Gremlin on a sugar high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733648
mad hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733877
>fucked-up joins
Silly kot! SQL is clearly not for you!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734120
their tails are glowing, they must be the weakspot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725364
Humans being immortalized with their monster lovers, oh how horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734133
go on then, hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734014
https://litter.catbox.moe/j3n8ff.png

[Anonymous No.]

living armor magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733813
>Local Pyrow even smugger after teenage pregnancy revealed

[Anonymous No.]

Good God I was away for several days and shit is still bad, that what the fuck is this thread is it just cursed forever of a literal monster of the week kind of shit!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734242
there's always something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734242
mick has nowhere else to go and nothing better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734242
Look up archives for threads between 1 and 4 January, that's when mick and one or two other shitters were banned and we had the comfiest threads in months.
I guess now they are trying to make up for not shitting up the place for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

developed brainrot for a non mg girl and now im picturing her as one. not sure what type she'd be. an angel is too obvious. its angel from kof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734260
It just seems like there is always a new “evil” in the thread, that first it was bugboy and the edgy Warhammer crowd which wasn’t in my time to now this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721108
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45721108
>>45734274
Reject Rejecting Mindflayers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734272
that's correct. plenty before them as well and many to come i'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734274
>the being behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734272
Evil never dies, it merely changes shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734286
i'll simply not become the squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734241
She said it was a safe day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734293
What do you think goes on in the squid’s head? He’s got to be thinking big things with that huge head of his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734272
It's an unfortunate side effect of trying to have a coherent community on 4janny instead of bowing to any group of morons who demand that this thread changes to their liking. Your usual moron bounces off and returns to his shithole, while the more deranged ones stay and turn into literal cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734241
Never trust the meme monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734272
>>45734305
On the bright side it shows /mgt/ is resilient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734306
monsters would have excellent viral videos
and then mamano trying to copycat whatever 'advanced dating technique' they saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734304
>you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734286
yeah? squidbros are plenty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734320
>TFW your wife is a mindflayer hag who is way older than you that you could be her kid

[Anonymous No.]

>"Bretonnia is so fucking back"
>"Shut up artifact, why are you spewing non sense"
Fellow crusader how to you deal with you living relics? I feel like I'm missing something and she's (or it's?) angry now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734241
eww

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FpqS10Rlyk

[Anonymous No.]

I still like the idea of a cool boomer Pyrow aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734350
i kind of hope that's what balrog ends up being

[Anonymous No.]

Something stupid just popped in my head of a mindflayer’s husband doing that one meme of megamind saying “No Bitches?” While his wife is holding him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Bretonnia is so fucking back"
>"Shut up artifact, why are you spewing nonsense"
Fellow crusader how do you deal with your living relics? I feel like I'm missing something and she's (or it's?) angry now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734378
Relics like it when you scritch their ears. Also, fishos (that's relic talk for fish!).

[Anonymous No.]

"achtually you can't rape human men it's cruel and traumatic for them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734414
This but unironically, I would hate any monster that tried to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734414
HAHAHA 5 EYES LOSER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734414
>Miss Haku starts giving a talk about why rape is bad
>get up and rape her in front of the entire class

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734414
>cut to me raping ms. haku while shes keep talking bout rape is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734387
I just tried and it worked, her mood greatly improved, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

Taco cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734477
And uppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734462
the second lesson is on why bad feels so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734479
Is cat short or is this a pov of a Wendigo’s husband looking down on this jungle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734493
all taco cats are short when compared to monsters from !europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734493
She's trying to get you down from a tree of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734520
Cat might need to call firefighters to get her Anon off a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734517
All fun and games until the 7 foot taco cats show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734538
And risk those hellhounds whisking him away for themselves? Unlikely. She'll just have to get into the tree with anon and deal with him herself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkozMIXZ8w

[Anonymous No.]

throw bogey in the washing machine and she comes out spick and span

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734733
Maybe sew her up first. Don't want her to lose too much stuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>ISIS attracted young recruits with catchy songs on YT
How would extremist bait young girls and boys into joining? Also catchy songs? flashing tits? or just straight up porn with the promise of real thing on their victory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734733
she needs a good wash after a long day entertaining kids with her partner bogie.
bogie dresses up in costumes and plays with the kids doing fun activities like pretending to be pirates or cowboys, telling jokes and laughing and being super energetic
then bogey is there to calm the kids down, making snacks and handing out punch. occasionally having one fall asleep on her.
it's a messy job, but she enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734764
Nobody thinks about these things about a porn setting, like what are you going to genuinely make a story out of that idea or just shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734764
Nevermind I read your post, damn I’m out of it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734821
>Wrong
Just ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734770
would a bogie and bogey actually get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728162
>>45728515
>>45731907
>>45733922
These are all good ideas. I think I'll do them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734742
I can just always stuff her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734864

[Anonymous No.]

>>45728129
Glad you're still around friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734311
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734305
We'll see,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716540
anyone have the link to the site that lets you determine your favourite monster via bracketing?

[Anonymous No.]

Just under 36 hours to vote! 33 submissions so far. I'd love to see a few more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735029
This?
https://www.dragonflycave.com/favorite.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734986
You spent a year of your miserable life crusading here all day every day and all you achieved was making a lolcow of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735036
nah looked different, more like this: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735043
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/
What about this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735050
that's the one, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735038
>https://litter.catbox.moe/haoidr.webm
You might as well mock me for what I actually make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735033
IT IS YOUR DEMOCRATIC OBLIGATION TO VOTE (FOR OVERLORD SUPREME EMPRESS AND SELF APPOINTED ANTI DORK DRUELLA)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735064
... so units that rape a man lose the ability to rape others or get removed from the party... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45725295
>Jump cut to later this evening
>Royal chamber doors sealed shut with magic, but sound of capital getting overrun by demons and other monsters permeates the room
>Then there's you the king
>No - Regent
>Laying there in bed, beet red face half obscured by the covers
>Demon lying next to you, one arm possessively around you still while her other hand twirls your old crown around her finger
>Seems more interested in you then the riches though
>Asking you all sorts of questions, some cute, some perverse, some extremely concerned about your sheltered upbringing
>Long, powerful purple leg invading your own space, slid snug between your own
>Tail wrapped around your ankle
>Sometimes, she presses you up to her hips or tits - the same things she was violating you with an hour before
>No escape from the new queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735081
>Next day is a complete blur, starting with a series of speeches by your new wife to the court and the public
>She's as inspirational as she is seductive. Monsters and beasts twice your size stand in awe before her.
>The nobility aren't present or are walking with limps - evidently getting a similar treatment as you did or more intense
>After her speech, she walks you by the hand around the capital streets - streets you only rarely glimpsed from behind the palace walls
>Already seems less squalid than before
>She starts to talk about the invasion, and of the art of ruling a nation,
>Resources, supplies and gold being brought in by the wagonful - gifts and charity from the abundant coffers and lands of pro-monster states.
>Such gifts were made before, but your wife explains how accepting them as a pro-order state would most likely end in complete diplomatic isolation and excommunication from the others.
>She explains how this invasion had been staged for a while without your nation's notice. A full diplomatic corp of ratas and succubi are already hard at work drafting plans to win over your order neighbours (by sword or by pen)
>Your old army are almost all now on honey moon leave. Your new army (the unmarried ones) line the streets in expensive, jet black armor.
>As imposing as they are, they are obviously trying their best to be nice to the locals. You see one helping a crippled man cross the street. Another one with wings is helping someone clean their roof. Almost every shop has at least one or another inside browsing the wares.
>Your new queen says it will take time for monsters to be accepted, but she will try her best as ruler to set a good example
>But, she adds with an affectionate squeeze of your hand, she will set aside as much time as she can spare for you
>She wants to, as she very bluntly puts it, fix you and your sheltered upbringing. Let you see the wonders and joys of life. Care for you and make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735080
Stop feeding the actual demon it’s not human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735087
what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735080
I assume you're a new pest and your shtick is jerking off schizo mick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735091
Embarrassing forms of mental pain and night terrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735087
>>45735101
im just checking! and hoping he outs himself as being an actual cuck
i hate him just as much as everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735053
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735108
Oh don't worry, he has done that plenty of times before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735033
Bit low turn out on the reader side, unless there's some waiting until the last moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735117
oh, i must have missed it then.
still funny and he'll probably do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735108
he doesn't believe in anything. he just looks for things you make you mad and attach to them
good thing he's dumb as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735108
There's nothing to find out, he's going to latch onto anything that's rejected by anons here. And yeah he already had his cuck arc when he made a MGE cuck scene in RPG maker and cried after it got DMCA'd quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735108
We already know there’s at least two cucks lurking in this thread right now which I don’t why, this isn’t the /trash/ section of 4chan. That when did otaku culture become so cucky and political?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735118
It's a lot of reading. I can float the idea of an extension tomorrow if people ran out of time. It was a LOT of reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>when you ep1c pwn the n00bz who started the flamewar with a lenny face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735130
You forgot that a bunch of mge fans got that taken down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735033
I voted just a while ago, had to give both categories some thought over a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735138
Good, that there’s thousands of settings they can chose from cucks can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735033
Here's a quick repost of everything from the contest.
>I'm not Murloc--I just like to make links easier to find.


====Voting!====
https://pollme.app/p/Wnp6kJUTAU


====New Writers====
MysterID - A Fluffy Game of Strip Mahjong
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50865571

Maxwells_daemon - Lips tell what the voice cannot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52306120

MCsplinter - Five Bucks For Love
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

AnonBGreening - Hot Silver and Cold Iron
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

ColonelOfMongolia - Chasing Flames
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52690558/chapters/133277770

GTGuy - Condom Dealer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955


====Returning writers====
Magus_Anon - Operation Stocking Stuffer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

DogFace - Bundled Up
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52664275/chapters/133212955

Alpanon - The Rangers of Deep Wood
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52238101/chapters/132138808

Legitwho – Heartfire
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Dothog – Not All That Glitters is a Scarab
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52709893

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735157
Thanks friend. I probably should have put some more effort into my reminder, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735080
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45733110
I want to kiss the lilim

[Anonymous No.]

i want to headpat a fox.
and i want her to headpat me.
we'll cycle daily on who headpats who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735195
Miss Lim cannot handle that much affection. You must slowly build up to it over the course of a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735133
True, I think the voting window was about the same as the last time, but there's more entries and a number of them are longer than the longest entry from the previous contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734414
I want Ms Haku to rape me. Unfortunately she already rapes my grades.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735201
>Miss lilim makes a big talk about how she's going to rape and do all kinds of lewd and degenerete things to you
>"Oh yeah? Well how about this!?"
>You hand her a pink love letter where you declare your love for her
>She was incapacitated from the affection for several days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735209
maybe either pay attention or pay a one time fee for an automaton maid that can tell u the answers for every test

[Anonymous No.]

How it would go for me
>portals open
>go to cemetary to find a banshee or wight
>here beautiful panflutes on the way
>satyros with auburn hair and beautiful green eyes
>and knockers
>she pulls me to her
>gets me drunk on her wine
>whispers how she'd brew with me for a living and make a killing on a vineyard
>I take her on her offer
>drunken lovemaking for a few days
>build vineyard and fermentation stations while planning wedding
>get so drunk on wine and love I fall into vat drowning in the wonderful wine
The bittersweet ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735215
Based Eros-money giver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735220
>maid
>you get borged
lucky you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735223
>how to prep for a Satyros wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE8Jvxzg0JE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735223
F. He died doing what he loved.way2dt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735237
>responding to a /trash/ shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735244
Spyro 2 just made me love girls with horns who weren't demons
also half this thread is shitposting waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735223
>winegoat
>no
>wineghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735122
What's the count anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716669
y'know what plant girl we all wanna see tho... a certain couple of "man-eaters"? :)

[Anonymous No.]

Need lolim wife

[Anonymous No.]

Potato Fairy

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster to redeem NTRman?

[Anonymous No.]

need p'orc lim

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735276
Amazoness to show him his place and make him a wholesome househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735263
I really think you are failing to read the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a demon would collar me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735284

[Anonymous No.]

>>45734477
>>45734479
>>45734520
Aaaaand Taco Cats ain't so hot shit the moment Gun Powder Weapons and the Gun Powder age enters the area.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735285
He’s THE fat bald bastard. I don’t think he does housework or is cooperative. Can this scum truly be redeemed, or will they simply chain him to a rape-post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735341
The "show him his place" part is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735253
More like three quarters with a dash of thread memes that may also be waifu posting and some anti fetish posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735334
>>45735334
>be kind to fairies since even if you can't bang them they are cute and friendly.
>they invite you for tea
>They summon their big tiddy big sister
Pays off to be nice to fey

[Anonymous No.]

fairies are known to jump inside your jacket for warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735341
Sounds like a swell guy and very relatable. I hope he gets his waifu loli harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735033
I wish every author good luck, and to the new ones that they'd keep writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735375
>Go walking through the woods
>An hour later, you have at least a dozen fairies clinging to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735375
My fairy neighbor keeps finding ways to sneak herself into my boxers before I leave for work. I always remove her but it takes time and I have to compensate by waking up earlier. She also has a weird habit of eating whole cucumbers without chewing whenever she's out on her front porch which makes her throat bulge. I just don't get fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735354
>Amazon points at kitchen area of the hut
>fatty keeps bastarding
I’d make him ‘accidentally run into a door’, but I doubt Amazon’s have the mettle to correct him. Is there an actual name for this character btw? He’s iconic enough that you automatically know who I mean.
>>45735389
He’s a cheating asshole. I’d honestly feel bad for the itty bitty tittie committee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735375
Does that include big faires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735455
Titania are known to reverse-sweaternap themselves under your clothing, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is in the monster girl cia!!! im only allowed ot say that much ., but i wanted to brag,. anyway i have to go help her make mana now

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is the pope of the wyrm chruch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735481
your wife glows in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is burning hot

[Anonymous No.]

what if you catch your mg playing ultra violent video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735505
Monster girls are too pure for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735455
big fairies have been known to shrink themselves to play games with the small fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735481
>>45735499
>picture of anon's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735481
>>45735499
Hitting neon pinkos with my car to do Overgod’s work!

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is literally Alexander the great, im hiding in the bathroom please god someone send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735505
Take the hint and abuse the turtle before she hits platinum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735305
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735515
yeah, very common type of monster. i love her. definitely not a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Malef dragon who is too tired of trying to deal with her kingdom's woes, and vents her thoughts to her husband in the after-breeding cuddles and he gives suggestions how to fix them in a reasonable fashion in stark contrast to the iron-fisted rule of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735523
Count your wife’s teeth and get back to us.

[Anonymous No.]

I would give up almost anything to play stardew valley with demon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is the dark priest verison of pope john XII this is rather strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735546
>playing total war warhammer with my waifu
>pointing at beastman
Look honey, that's you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735546
>Give up anything you say?
>would you give even...?
>*slow maniacal laughter*
>your hand in marriage?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735567
>tfw ywn play halfsword with ur sally wife
>ywn nerd out together about how cool the game is, that how op is the spear is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735451
>I doubt Amazon’s have the mettle to correct him.
They're not ones to turn down a challenge.
>>45735505
Let her play because she's adult and understands the concept of fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735577
>pull demon into tear-filled hug
>happily playing together later that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735505
>amazon wife is playing yakuza
my pelvis might not last till moring and she want more tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

my demon wife is the Lincoln lawyer. I'm her chauffeur but I spend a lot of my time in the backseat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735284
need chocolate monsters to suffocate me in their warm tits

[Anonymous No.]

i picked up kof, tekken (in preperation for 8), and guilty gear again, so i might bring back monster girl fighting game autism, but i'd need to make it briefer, i think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735505
>unicorn playing classic doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735546
exquisite idea. i would want to play terraria with her (both of us in the same room, cuddled up together). probably modded. i think i'd play a yoyo build in calamity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735633
I need to play that sometime.
Coop games with waifu in general. Spend the day adventuring around either world. Spend the nights snuggling and playing games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735614
>Hot Cocoa Slime is basically a giant, oozing chocolate mamono.
>Sprays "DRINK ME" in whip cream on her slime tits.
>Married within like 10 minutes.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735539
She’s coddling him and indulging his stupid human nature. Her “rape him for my amusement” and “add more spikes” policies have yet to fail. Malef policies, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

I find impregnating an Alp extremely hot, and I'm tired of pretending that it isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735652
maybe have some hot chocolate, too?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I give my OC a futa cock? She's proficient in transformative magics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735668
they have thousands of children, everyone can get a cocoa slime waifu if they want one. or several. chocolate baths for all. vegan/allergen free alternatives availible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735702
Absolutely. Cozy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735701
>no tail or ass-wings
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

I will enslave my Automaton to Asimov's law of robotics and deny her a free will. I will make her suffer by never having sex with her because I will claim it isn't right and treat her as no more than a tool and other monsters who see it can't stop me or make me change how I handle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735703
Are you going to be taking it?

[Anonymous No.]

i will create a jiangshi wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735701
>cumming balls deep in your Alp gf's pussy
>whisper "no homo" into her ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735745
Give and receive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735757
Then sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735739
>anon will come to psychological harm if he continues to live without a wife and children

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735767
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735739
>I will be a normal dude
Just because someone has tits doesn’t mean you’re required to nail it. Plenty of monsters are happy being celibate, like alps, the sabbath, or the infamously chaste alp sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735774
In which case I would just marry an Echidna and have lots of kids and force the automaton to raise them. She is just a soulless robot, she is not fit to be a wife and she cannot create kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735735
Some just need a bit of time to develop properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735788
All monster girls should hold back their lustful urges given to them by the false lord and walk in the light instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735817
>mothman wants to know your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735810
A cow and an alp at the same time, has science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735810
Finally, strawberry-flavored milk.

[Anonymous No.]

You will marry the lvl 1 slime

[Anonymous No.]

>Chunni demon
>Wants to be evil, but is awful at it
>Finds her one true love and gets him to almost sign a VERY generous marriage contract
>"Alright anon, you want me as your wife to be at your beck and call? Fine. Perfectly fine. All I ask is one teensy tiny thing in return..."
>Well practiced evil laugh
>"YOUR FIRST BORN SON!"
>"okay."
>"Eh? But surely that must be so valuable to you as a human? After all, it is the one thing that can't be brought from a human monster relationship."
>Cogs slowly turn in demon's head
>"DRAT!"
>"Even if you could have one, he'd be your son anyway, you know?"
>"DOUBLE DRAT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735874
Can I pick the flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735886
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735891
Is the green one apple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735878
if boys could be born from such a pairing, would the baby be an incubus or a regular human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735588
>Amazon goes out to hunt
>NTRman has sex with all the sickly non-hunting Amazons who stay behind
I’m stumped honestly. Monsters can’t fix him. There’s no cure for this specific type of bastard, since monsters don’t cap harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735810
Built for being mating pressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735894
Yeah, a pretty tart one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735897
Have you ever played Devil May Cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735921
No but I've seen memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735810
I look like this in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735906
You simply have to reach his pre set cheat limit. Just throw waves upon waves of monsters at him.

[Anonymous No.]

I love kej!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735986
Hair hugs must feel really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735933
Dubs and logical. Yet his sexual ability will only get larger as he gains more women. So there is no limit to his cheating. Guess he gets tied up in the basement and they have cake to welcome the inevitable new brides from when he escapes? Or conversely, love is needed for mambomagica. So all of them starve as he gorges on a home cooked buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45736098
Much easier to just let Dark Elves tie him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735276
Literally any powerful, controlling monster where NTRanon is unlikely to have contact with other women. Dragons come to mind with their hoards, or maybe an especially domineering sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45735986
Brush kej hair
Grope kej thighs
Breed kej butt