Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45700276
This happened

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>>45701245
Sure did. Also a reminder while we're on that topic:
>>45677107

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>>45701240
Why are her snowprints shaped like human feet?

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>previous thread archived after 500 replies
Wait what, were we just so slow after the ban wave or did something bad happen?

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>>45701284
Like all intelligent predators, she's walking inside her prey's prints

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>>45701285
>we just so slow
Probably that, yeah.

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>>45701285
Rest of the board is just moving faster, dummy

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>>45701285
We were on page ten and the hololive thread just died meaning likely three to four of their posters made new threads at once

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>>45701284
Look at her left leg, she's dragging it in the snow.
>>45701285
I did see other threads on page 10 with latest responses later than usual, so there was some activity spurt.

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>>45701264
Me enoy book much

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Posting wurm since I got beaten to making the thread.

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>>45701319
>the hairs on her tail are just crystals
What the hell

[Anonymous No.]

Think of all the benefits that come with a multi-armed monstergirl. Better hugs, more hands to hold, more armpits

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Ms angel is giving me the same stare as Ms demon, I need an adult...

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Banwave?
Is it finally done?

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>>45701536
Well, she is an adult.

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If you enjoy automaton you should watch Mars Express

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>>45701264
Which of these have people enjoyed so far?

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>>45701328
Its because wurms are treasures.

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There were friendly creatures, not at all evil. This is my home now.

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>>45701736
>Do you want to know more?

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>>45701726
Still have to go through most of these. So far I think the first one is most likely to win with how well it's written, but I'm considering giving the vote to "Five Bucks For Love" to at least help it get the second place; short but nice. I thought the Oomukade story was cute, but rather unpolished.
From the advanced tier I've only read Legit's story so far and that was nice; got high hopes for others.

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>>45701726
From new writers:
Five Bucks For Love
From returning writers:
Heartfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45701726
I liked hot silver and cold iron from the new writers, and both alpanon's and dothog's stories.

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I've genetically engineered a species of warrior bunnies that tower over the average man

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>>45701726
New writer :
Hot silver and cold iron is my favorite
Former writer :
Dothog, I really enjoy his work

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>>45701871
So are they dominant, submissive, or striving for equality with their husbands?

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>>45701893
Submissive.

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Not the leglock bunny warriors!

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>>45701917
I see. Their hubbies better pamper them with lots of affection because they deserve it.

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How come you guys are so damn autistic and spergy compared to the monster girl threads on /d/, i mean they're degenerate but at least they're chill and welcome to new people

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so how do i bathe a neet monster who refuses too
im asking for a friend
also ignore obvious bait

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>>45702101
Get in the bathtub with her to show her there's nothing to be afraid of.

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>>45702107
i tried that
I even put on a speedo but shes telling me shes "pheromone-maxing"

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>>45701240

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>>45702113
>I even put on a speedo
Why? Going fully naked is most encouraging.

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>>45702119
sometimes the thrill of not seeing is better also this damn neet succ rubs up on to plant her "pheromones" on me. it fucking stinks

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>>45702130
Is she demolishing something?

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>>45702113
tell her humans don't have pheromone receptors

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>>45702135
She's driving a train.

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[Anonymous No.]

>4 days in
>can't stop thinking about dragons
you lot are a blight

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I doodled a quick ghoul, smiling at (You)

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>>45702113
Do you have a pressure washer? If not ask you local kiki, she can even help you if tell her why you need to borrow it. Prepared a waterproof room and corner your NEET mamono in it. If she refuses to leave her room, remind her that electronic don't like water, she will quickly comply. Last and easiest step is to wash her with lowest setting, if she gets uppity or try anything increase pressure.

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>>45702230
I like her, but where's the abs to lick?

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>>45702230
Spooky and strong, truly one of the greatest lady of the summer court.

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>>45702230
Goddamn, look at that bite strength

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I have a crippling weakness to fat hags

[Anonymous No.]

The minimum punishment for the use of condoms (a form of spousal abuse) is 20 bareback rapings to be administered by the perpetrators wife or girlfriend.

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>>45702230
Scary beast

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>>45702261
Catbox off-topic images

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>>45701285
Holidays. It will get busier as people come back.

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>>45702235

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>>45702287
he's been doing that shit for at least 5 years. learning or adapting was never in the cards for him

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>>45702313
Now we're talking. The Ghoul to enjoy the feeling of a man's tongue running over her body.

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>>45701726
The returning author category is fucking brutal. I've loved all of the stories. It's so hard to choose one.
I enjoyed half of the new authors. They are all good in a time/effort sense, but I didn't care for some of the topics. Really like the oomukade story and ocelomeh one,

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Are there any Dark Mages that haven't groomed their husband?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45702390
seems unlikely

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>>45702366
she looks fat

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>>45702418
you are talking about your grandmother, you know...

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>>45702403
I love demons too anon. Cute demons that carry you away and build a long, happy life with you.

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>>45702418
she looks pregnant

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>>45701720
Sorry but the only french tv shows I'll ever watch are Fort Boyard and Countdown (aka Letters and Numbers), your propaganda is not strong enough

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>>45701726
Read about one third so far, will reserve any comments until done with all.

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>>45701871
>>45701917
>be shota in mgc
>suddenly tall bioengineered bunny warrior blocks my path
>reach my hand up with an open palm as high as i can
>she immediately drops on her knees and bows her head to be within comfortable petting range
life is good in monster girl city

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>>45702097
didn't the /d/ thread have a schism and meltdown over futanari, and then another one over giantess, so now there's 3 threads on /d/ that show up when you search for 'monster girl'? that's not very welcoming or chill, you know

meanwhile here, i post how much i wanna cuddle a Pyrow, and nobody spergs out at me for not using the proper cuddling Pyrows thread, which is very welcoming to someone who posts for the first time

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Falling asleep in a vampire wing burrito as she drains me dry

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>>45702524
>cuddling Pyrows
Oi, oi! You're the worst kind of adult! What would happen in your bosses found out you've been cuddling with little girls?

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>>45702535
>wing burrito
I wonder if you can feel/hear a mgs heartbeat in her wings while you're held like that. Seems soothing.

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>>45702538
it's fine ociffer, i'm unemployed and she's in university, don't worry about what I do in my spare time, i don't even go outside much so if anything she's providing her country a service by helping a guy like me socialize so it's all good, see?

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>>45702466
Countdown is a game made for hags and a few smart cows. That's an interesting choice

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[Anonymouse< No.]

D;
>>45701134

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>>45702117
you posted this last thread already
it's a lovely picture and i like the big titty, but posting the same picture over and over is bad for your psyche or something, at least that's what my mindflayer roommate says when i try to go shitpost on 4mon /v/

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>>45702648
human arms with wings attached has to be one of the weakest harpy looks
bats get it real bad too

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>>45702606
Thats an impressive shork.
Some very big....ballast sacks.

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>>45702524
I was honestly surprised how /d/ is now so tame, if you can call it that, especially next to /h/, which I rather not even mention. It's a complete lie that here itt we don't endorse newfags, hell we constantly tell them to try drawing and writing, but I have noticed a trend within them, that they are usually early 20's ipad kids who for some reason really think they are the best gatekeepers. Remember the order/spacefags who took their larp to another level? Now they are dying breed, thank God, but their behavior reminds me of those. Their fanaticism is just cringy, weird, and unsettling. Its like memespouting IRL.

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>>45702593
Alright fine I admit it, I only watch the 8 out of 10 Cheshires does Countdown special episodes, plus random clips of the main show difficult questions to remind myself that I'm stupid and thus not worthy of a mamono wife which is why i'm still single, it's not because i spend all my life in my apartment ok

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I wanted a karaoke date and the only girl that didn't refuse was the one working at the zombie cafe, at least I thinkshe didn't refuse

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>>45702679
I love seeing new blood. It's an opportunity to relive the old days when the setting was fresh and exciting. It encourages fun discussions. Sure, a few of them come in thinking we enjoy HFY stuff or something, but they settle down pretty quickly. I sincerely hope we get a resurgence in popularity and a wave of new friends to cozy post with.

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so imagine neet wurm

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>>45702752
most times you see a wurm working they're not actually employed there
that wurm riding the zamboni? try and stop her

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>>45702760
I also just go places wearing a hardhat and holding a clipboard, so far even not even the Desert Kingdom Royal Guard has questioned me

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>>45702752
Imagine successful career wurm.

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>>45702724
That's no different from dating a corpse, gross.

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>>45702724
The government doesn't want you to know this but the zombies in the park are free

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>>45702775
This, I just walked into ms.Wright's mansion in a chef's uniform and started bossing around the zombie cooks. Nobody stopped me or even questioned me, ms.Wright regularly sends her compliments!

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>>45702760
Does it count as unemployed if she's getting paid (in shiny rocks) to do work there every day, and the danuki from accounting writes the wurms' name in the books so later the wurm and her husband could enjoy a comfier retirement with all the work hours she's got increasing her pension (also paid in shiny rocks)?

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>>45702775
>>45702810
And if anyone DOES start asking questions, just throw up your hands and say
>Look lady I just work here you'll have to talk to the union

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>>45702797
Doesn't matter if she's cute and there are really cute corpses out there

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>>45702724
did the Umbrella company captured and killed Yamakaze?

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>>45702814
that sounds like appeasement. that's a normal thing to do to dragons

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>>45702760
i cant break wurmys heart, so i let her ride the zamboni
curse those adorable idiots!

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>>45702826
I would marry Yamakaze's corpse, hell I would even turn her into a Wight eventually.

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>>45702828
>>45702828
p'orc dragon best dragon

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Imagine demon Lord creating entire mamono realm and isekaing you to be the beta tester only to you ending up with a slime or a holstaur and never exploring rest of the realm and the end boss miss dragon just stands in her cave full of gold taping her feet nervously and looking at her watch waiting for the "hero" to come

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>>45702736
The community is still big and this stuff is still popular but we are super divided. Even the vanilla people are now within different microgroups. Everything has its positives and negatives.

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>>45702870
I know. I wish I had the magic fix to make everyone happy. Well opening the portals for everyone would be my first choice, but making the community happier/healthier is a solid second. We should all have somewhere fun and cozy to hang out in.

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>>45702868
If she told me I'm there to beta test her realm i'll beta test EVERY mamono that her realm's got. Everyone gets added to the party! From the weak Slime healer to the powerful endgame boss Dragon and everyone else in between them, every romance path will get explored, every ability combo will be tried on the Training Dummy Automaton (it's ok she likes it), and every bug, glitch, or missing feature will be filed on the interdimensional equivalent to github (once the tech savvy Lilim assigned to babysit me helps me figure out how to use it)

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>>45702724
Please do not bother Zombies while they are at work, it's hard enough for them to perform their duties and distractions could get them fired.

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A cute demon has been trying to get me to sign her contract. She doesn't look so scary. I'm going to boop her on the nose next time and walk away.

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>>45702933
What if most of those zombies are Wights in disguise because some men find them hard to approach and more easy targets as zombies

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>>45702933
I'm so tempted to play Disgaea just because of this zombie maid.

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>>45703031
They even come in different flavors when leveling up

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>>45702933
Is this one of those rare zombie elves?

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>>45702679
>It's a complete lie that here itt we don't endorse newfags
It's not even a lie, it's purposeful concern trolling and you can see how it suddenly disappeared after a few shit stirrers ate bans 3 days ago

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>>45702933
give her the warm

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Reminder to mildly inconvenience lilims every single day! Just don't fly too close to the sun, I fear for the man that gets caught.

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>tfw ywn all asleep on a pile o big fat p'orcs

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Would you rather have a living doll version of your favorite mg or a bogey version?

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>>45703206
Bogey Troll sounds nice

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>>45703206
whatever they got in stock that day

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>>45702990
>She's been watching you for weeks
>You can tell she's growing increasingly frustrated about you lack of reaction to her advances
>She had tried to low-key charm you during a "study session" but you pretended to so focused on your books that she eventually gave up
>It comes to a head today when you hear the familiar CLACK CLACK CLACK of her heeled thigh-highs approaching you from behind
>You try not to smile and busy yourself with you phone
>"YOU."
>A moment later and you're spun around and pressed against the wall. The blueberry bares her teeth at you and leans in close
>"I don't know what game you're playing but you WILL sign my contract, and you WILL be mine," she almost snarls. "I KNOW you like me. Why not just give in already?"
>Ever so slowly, you raise a finger up. She follows it with her eyes until it hovers between your faces, leaving her almost cross-eyed.
"Boop"
>You slip under her arms while she stands there stunned and walk away
>You don't complain when she teleports in front of you, grabs your shoulders, and teleports you back to her place for "Correction."

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>>45703206
>bogey

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>>45703206
They're not dolls they're action figures with posable limbs and karate chop action

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>>45703206
Living doll wurm with drill for hands or bogey wurm?

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>>45703237
>anon after getting made fun of for having a living doll jinko wife

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>>45703218
I really love when deems do these clack clack clacks.

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>>45703281
>BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE

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what do when u go to the final boss room and u find her with a life sized doll version of you with your old equipment and shes having a pretend dinner date with you?
Do i pretend that it never happened

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>>45703365
Hit circle to shut Druella up

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I'm going to run up to a jinko during mating season, slant my eyes, and yell "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG"

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>>45702990
how do brat demons get you to sign?

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>>45703378
sorry but i think imma record this and post it on montube anonymously

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Demons are dummies

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demon wurm
too devilish with them big old eyes of theirs

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>>45702913
If the portals did open, I wonder how futafags and ntrfags would be affected

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>>45703290
>>45703218
The CLACKs are kinda OP 2bh

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>>45703453
>ntrfags
Corrective rape or mindflaying
>futafags
They are screwed

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>>45703453
>Futafags
They alp.
>NTRfags
They'd get their wish come true in that no monster girl would even consider dating them.

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>>45703453
Any futafags or gays that don't alp will be given therapy raijus.

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>>45703218
I love forcing monsters to break their own species’ traditions. Reminds me of amoeba’s lizardman story where she uses every loophole to avoid the taboo before finally giving in and and outright fucking the boy she likes before he wins a fight with her.

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>Anon becomes the most popular guy in the black harpy village because he always brings them fries and corn chips

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>>45703445
Oh my.
>>45703465
True. Clacks. Wing burritos. Tail. Demons truly have it all.

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>>45703399
devil brats can get me to sign when they offer a deal on their girl scout cookies. I love a girl in uniform.

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>>45703453
I hope the NTR anons get therapy, and the futa crowd find girls they love who will make them happy. Not my place to judge what two adults who love one another get up to.

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>>45703549
I know a place where a crow has his own empty beer can that he brings to drunks who then pour out some of theirs for him, it's pretty wholesome shit
I'd probably be the guy who bought beer for underage harpies who asked me for it

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>>45703572
Fuck off.

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Touch fluffy ears.

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>>45703584
>>>/vg/
Begone, bot.

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>>45703559
them demon wurms give u them teary wrm eyes and hold ot their contract written using one of them rocks she found that make streaks on the paper

[Anonymous No.]

What the dog doin'?

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>>45703206
Bogey version sounds fascinating, if only for the fact that a muscle bogey would be novel

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>>45703602
I think they know what pens are, but otherwise, cute!
Even more cute if an actual demon takes her under her wing.
>ywn never be approached by a demon wurm who wants you to sign her contract
>she will never look at you with wet, hopeful eyes
>you will never notice the scary demon standing behind her with the demon-silver knuckles giving you threatening looks

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>>45703453
Both get mindflayer correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45703626
>tfw the moment demon wurm chan hugs you, it did more damage than those puny knuckles could even do

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>>45703453
Thankfully my 'wock wife will play along with me

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a break.

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[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am still craving Lim snuggles. One day I will have my cute Lim.

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>>45703736
Best I can do for you is a stained body pillow.

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>>45703399
Demon lolis would leverage their sinful charm points to build up the temptation over a period of time. You could expect various forms of suggestive messaging you can't be sure whether she's doing in on purpose or by innocent accident, making you lust after her severely, before she makes own her interest more unambiguous. After that would come promises of giving you access to her prime body, incredible sex, letting you custom mold her into your ideal future wife and more. But only if you sign.

Has a high failure rate due to them being lewd brats and getting excited faster than the man, resulting in contractless loli Demon dicking.

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I would stick my tongue in a demon's asshole

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get gooped

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>>45703769
This, but sandworm instead.

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>>45703736
How long have you been here friend? I feel like I only recall consistent lim appreciation for a few months.

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>>45703807
Taisui has too many eyes, this Slime has none

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>>45703820
Years. I've just mostly lurked.

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Has your wife ever made you think "I'm in danger".

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>>45703830
i tend to view most slime eyes as being for cosmetic purposes only, excusing ms shog and ms taisui of course
they are however very sensitive to vibrations

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>>45703823
That makes them more dangerous, you can't tell if their smile is mischievous or innocent.

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>>45703830
Well then welcome (to not lurking)! It's nice seeing Lims get the love they deserve again. Did you like any of the big OCs from back in the day? I can recommend a couple Lim stories if you like.

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>>45703868
I thought Selene's whole thing was neat. I'm currently working on one story of my own and have three others set aside.

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On my way to go molest some whitehorn ears.

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>>45703882
Pretty sure you've mentioned that. I'm looking forward to it!
Gotta shill All's Fair in Love and War if you haven't read it though.

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>>45703834
Yes, when she revealed how long her tongue is.

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ded

[Anonymous No.]

Going on a date with a dragon.

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>>45703973
just the way I like em

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>>45703983
When dragons go shopping, they don't buy individual outfits but rather entire lines of clothing

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>>45703991
they strike me as more of a 'take' than 'buy' sort

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704002
Yes they take endorsment deals

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[Anonymous No.]

>Top 10 reasons why heck hound are inferior to based funny kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704014
I'd also stick my tongue in a centaur's asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704014
Nice, but boobs still need to be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

You might not remember this but when KC released Krampus he said the had Ruprecht planned for next christmas but after 2 christmas there are no signs of Ruprecht.

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>>45704050
>Loyal Samurai hoss now has trouble fitting into her armor as her chest has outgrown it heavily.
>Still able to duel at least, although the bow is another issue.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a bit amusing how modestly endowed the MGE centaur variants are compared to the massive endowments of the Life with Monstergirls centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704112
makes sense for archers

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>>45704092
No matter, her lord is now pleased with her new boob size.

>>45704112
EMG centaurs were still quite small until the "newest" dairy centaur was shown. Now that's a good size.

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>>45704112
I prefer modest breasts on my horse girls. They make much more sense than the absurd proportions they get elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704134
Shame it's EMGshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704154
Kinda, but lots of nice girls in the manga, plus the latest chapters with different guys meeting different mgs were quite cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704148
i can see beasts of burden making use of that extra carrying capacity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45703045
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45701328
She's wurm's evil cousin from outer space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704180
>but lots of nice girls in the manga,
Nah.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45704014
Fat tittied horses harassing me into being their squire so they can seduce me with their sweaty boob armor and insistence on horseback travel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704134
Worst bit is when she changes into a casual kimono it hangs off her tits by quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45703029
When Zombies look like this you have no idea how fast I would turn one into a Wight, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704321
The tapir girl for example was very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704275
wurme
the great eater of rocks
>>45701328
>crystal pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704402
No, likely not. Everyone in EMG is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704418
Ah okay you're one of those nvm

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>>45704441
Cry about it, EMGtard. The series fucking sucks shit except for cuckolds and shit taste retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704465
them goats are cute (i haven't read it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45703991
They also take your entire bloodline

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>>45704504
>>>/vg/

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>>45704504
aw frig dude, my bloodline

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704394
The only way I could get intimate with zombies is if the Sabbath send a horde of these to get me, pear shaped little girls are my weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>Find hag/americanized monster
>call her cute
>run knowing there is no way for them to catch up and grab you
This is too easy

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>>45704586
Fuck off.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bird's the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704696
so I've heard

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine some giant eldritch goddess cuddling you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45704724
>giantess
No thanks. faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Alp's and Dothog's stories were so gooooood. How am I supposed to read the rest of them and vote??

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna drink out of a manticore's tail chalice!

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the rabbit

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>>45704724
I like my eldritch abominations tiny and hugable

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45704112
>>45704134
I want a centaur to force me to motorboat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704801
Technically shog is the second largest mamono behind sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704858
Wouldn't that be queen slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704868
I guess you're right. Third largest then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704803
Is she being kicked into the bed or out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45704858
No, Shog is the largest

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>>45704961
I wouldn't mind if the earth got overrun by shoggooths. In fact, i would actively contribute to shog world domination.

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[Anonymous No.]

just be careful if yoyu get a living knife wife
they are known to be very jealous creatures

[Anonymous No.]

the power (mating) stance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705012
What's she doing with that satellite?

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[Anonymous No.]

I need help friends. I am convinced that I recall it being said somewhere in the guides that yetis are tolerated within the Order. Where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705063
Becoming the satellite

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>>45705063
Just adjusting it to send shoggifying waves to the entire planet. No big deal, you know. Within the next 24-48 hours, every single human woman will slowly turn into a shoggoth. So really, one step closer to shogtopia.

[Anonymous No.]

Momma told me not to eat the shog loaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705111
I don't want to live in shogtopia!

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[Anonymous No.]

A Wurm dug under my house and made it all collapse and nearly killed me. Now I'm fucking homeless since my Danuki insurance refuses to pay for it. I hate Wurms so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes in swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705251
It's simple anon, marry the wurm. You can live with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705260
fat foxes in swimsuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705277
Not sure what to grope in that pic
There's a lot of good territory to claim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705277
Very grabbable belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705054

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705271
I want to kill that Wurm now. I couldn't care less if that Wurm suffered. That Wurm deserves pain for what she's done to me... I want vengeance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705277
sex with fat foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705352
Your vengeance will be the Wurm bearing your children.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45705352
Talk a lot of shit for someone who would probably heart pupil the moment you came in her and she told you she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705383
this angel looks very trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45703453
>NTRfags
Cupid with the lead arrows in fantasy repeater crossbows going “So anyway, I started blasting”

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45705079
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_II#People_Huddling_in_Snow
i don't i know if tolerated is the right word but people living in those fringes got bigger things to worry about than the whitehorn that keeps trying to get you to stay in her cabin overnight

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[Anonymous No.]

You guys told me dragons were weak to dick. I haven't hurt like this since I first started weightlifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705601
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that wall of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705640
Very nice, but she's not Musashi.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45705601
But you took the dragon down, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Meaty hag looking monsters are almost always in their 20s
>Loli monsters are almost always old enough the be your great-great-great-grandmothers
Why is it like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705663
i blame the elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705663
Japan has a funny little trope about old women shrinking to the size of hobbits that’s been in anime for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705666
Why the elves?

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>>45705532
>But monsters have helped change this by aiding with the development of these locales. Thanks to beautiful fields of luminous white, statues and structures made of ice, as well as the warm hospitality of the monsters, many of these areas have become popular tourist destinations.
>Quite a few monsters say that it is their dream to have a wedding in one of the land's Erotist churches.
Anubis-chan wants to have an exotic wedding in an Eros ice church

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>>45705732
weather a blizzard in a bacchus temple
should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705711
Hobbit mg?

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>"Mmf! Nhhchrrrunchcrunch mmmf! Mmmunchmunch mmmph! Thsh ish shooo good! Mmf! You're such a goof cook! Mm! I'd like to order another!"
Why are foxes like this.
I'm just a fast food fry cook working at a chicken joint.
I literally work at los pollos hermanos ffs.

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>>45705491
Fact Check: The Gooner's Choice Awards are and we're never rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705725
Racist/Grudge Bearing dwarves.

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[Anonymous No.]

putting your hand on sister's sweaty hip vent during service! Licking the tip of her tail, smacking her ass while no one's looking, teasing and bullying her, making her heart pupil in the middle of church!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705756
Functionally pointless. Goblins/Hobgoblins/Dwarves already corner the market on short women and Trolls literally have Hobbit feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705826
>last thing a shota see's

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>>45703572
Fuck on anon, keep being a nice person.

Don't even know why the guys here say futa days will alp, futa on male is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705742
You can't let her drink too much on her wedding night! You can snuggle for warmth under a yeti fur blanket!

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>>45704586
>She was a dark mage
>She teleports you to her bed and uses magic bindings
>Forces pleasure runes on you
Well anon? Do you think you'll be able to not be mindbroken by your wife after being given pleasure runes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705466
Wouldn't she use love arrows instead? Feel like most ntr fags are people who've been cheated on and fetishze their pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705764
>human gets praise
>doesn't want it
Why are humans like this? That fox should correct you.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if this is /tg/ but how would a shogs biology work? Let's just say I wanted them to take a spider girl form would they need spider girl DNA or would they just need to see a Spider-Girl in action? Maybe biological digrams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45705963
Either way. An arrow to force them to recognize that they need/deserve love and happiness.

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>>45706018
Anon, they are a goo. Sentient goo. Does playdough need spider DNA for you to mold it into a spider? Neither do shogs.

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>>45706030
I think they're a bit more complex than playdough, considering they can mimic them down a molecular structure perfectly. If the portals open I will belong to the abyss

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust a Succubus not to cheat on me so I avoid them like the plague. They're creatures of lust and that's all they seek. They feed off men so they'd be fine feeding off any man as long as they got fed. Succubi are made from human women anyway, and human women are horrible. Succubus just aren't trustworthy and I would never marry one.

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>>45706047
>considering they can mimic them down a molecular structure perfectly
No? Where did you even get that?

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>>45706056
marry a wurm of succ

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>>45706017
No no no, it's not that I don't want to get praise, it's just that I don't deserve any. Do you really think a fucking chicken joint fry cook wagecuck deserves praise for cooking up greasy slop for obese foxes to eat? Also
>That fox should correct you.
That's not funny man. She did start following me home. I'm afraid now.

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>>45706059
They literally assimilate your house, and eventually (you). If they're able to make fire resistant materials after absorbing a fire resistant pan it's safe to say they can mimic things like the thing

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>>45706076
>She started following you home
Anon it's perfectly safe, she won't wrap you up in her mofu and energy drain you until you're too weak and horny to resist her. Foxs aren't like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706018
>How would a Shog's biology work
It wouldn't work by any metric that's considered 'normal' by human standards, or even mamono for that matter. Keep in mind that based on Lovecraft's writings in ATMOM and various other authors of the expanded mythos, we know several things about them. Firstly, they're basically giant amorphous, protoplasmic masses of stem cells capable of creating and doing away with limbs and organs whenever they become obsolete. Secondly, they are at least capable of learning, either through mimicry ( Such as calling out 'Teke-li-li!' in the tongue of the Elder Things as a bait and switch ), or observation.

Cross managed to put a twist on this by also giving them the ability to create a facsimile of their own bio-mass commposed of inanimate material to better serve their masters and husbands. So, while they inherently *know* how to create stuff like towels, silverware, etc. either through genetic memory or observation, they'd suck ass at mimicking the body shapes of other mamono without knowing what they are first.

TL;DR: It'd be possible but at the end of the day a Shoggoth is still a Shoggoth.

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>>45706056
Marry a mushroom instead anon

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>>45702249
And I have a crippling weakness for hat fags.

[Anonymous No.]

who invented mgs?

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>>45706094
They don't assimilate your house, they just replace furniture and utensiles with shoggoth based versions of them. It's not that the pan is fireresistant because they absorb it, they just make a part of themselves fire resistant through magic and use it to cook.
And they don't assimilate you as much as mixing some of their DNA with yours. There is really no point to trying to apply rigorous scientific logic to fantasy scenarios other than OCD or autism. It also takes away the magic of the setting. How does a shog turn a part of herself into a sofa? Because she loves you, and love doesn't need an engineer level understanding of a sofa to make things happen.

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>>45706056
I like lying to Succubi about my energy drain phobia. They always get really flustered and apologetic and buy me stuff. Works really well on the pushy ones, sometimes they even dogeza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706118
Me

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45706182
>C. Fuck off, I don't like people who disrespect me

[Anonymous No.]

your not such an easily manipulated guard that you'd leave your post to follow an attractive monster into a conveniently dark corner out of sight of your comrades are you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

i just wanna wake up in a town with mod faced monsters
it wouuuld be so cute but I worry that I would scare the poor girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
Never. I would ask them to show their ID and papers and ask if they have their raping license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
Of course not! Do you think me a traitor of the human race? Wait, was that a fox? I need to take care of something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
>Oi, ojisan. There's some, like, crime, going on, down there... Maybe you should, like, save the day and show the girls - er, those girls - what you're made of, right?

[Anonymous No.]

FOXED

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>>45706230
>anon chases mofu
>gets the oni punch the instant he's out of sight
>tied up and dumped in a bush whilst the monmado team raids the base

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
>You're lying, you're not a staff member and he's not your slave. He doesn't even carry himself like one, look at the way he stands! He's just your NEET master.
>Kikimora always offer fine tea and cleaning services before asking for a favor it's tradition
>And YOUR robes are made of Shoggoth goo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
i aint movin less they pay me better
also I was a guard once

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706253
No... b-but...my mofu... bweehhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706253
ALARM!

[Anonymous No.]

I will create a big, boxy, masculine, strong robot made of titanium that can transform into a tank to defeat and utterly destroy my Gremlin rival's Automaton and show her that human ingenuity is unsurpassable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706271

[Anonymous No.]

Xof

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706284
>her automaton proceeds to wreck your bot and then she gathers the scrap and makes another automaton out of it that's better than your bot was
What now

[Anonymous No.]

bros how do I hide from my command staff? my demon Comms officer and Kiki field operative have started to act strange and I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706323
just spend all your time in the MCV so you never have to see them face to face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706110
I figure Shogg 'maids' only took that form after watching Kiki Maidos get an Anon Mashtah.
They were built to serve the Old Ones in tMoM in Antarctica, but that service would have been in some unknowable type and shapes. Later they learnt to mimic the penguins as that was all that was left.
So while they may still inherently seek new Masters to serve, it was only after seeing Kikis in action that they learnt how to form themselves into a modern maido uniform and try to serve Anon Mashtahs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706323
how the hell did you get high enough in a monster military to have command staff??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706214
No but I would leave my post to investigate if I heard someone tapping on a nearby wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706182
I choose B, it's always B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706322
Fall into existential depression and then kill myself. If humans aren't allowed to be good at one thing then there's no reason to take part in this universe anymore. Screw being a living resource for monsters and always being completely shown up by them in every regard and field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706330
what about the victory gala after its all over? the brass is VERY insistent that you attend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706332
>Uknowable types and shapes
They were mostly beasts of burden, used for crude construction tasks. In Lovecraft's canon they were more or less The Negro Uprising he was always dreading. The whole bit with them being maids in MGE is because they were a Servitor Race.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45706323
Hide in the porta-john.
>Commander Anon
>hiding in the shitter
>get bored, jack off
>coom into the blue water
>it's a cunning slimegirl in ambush
>
>she's been reading the walls while she waited
>she says her name is now "Wagner"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45706337
Based, fuck monsters are le better bullshit
Fuck this "b-but you're good at cumming so its okay ur le valuable" bullshit too
Suiciding so monster sues can't get you is a better ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706348
Agreed, especially that Shoggs are basically Niggs, but they wouldnt have had frills and maido costume back then.
They've copied it later.
They didn't invent maido uniform on their own, the same as they didn't invent peanut-flavored shogloaf.

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>>45706380
Whereas Kikis were always Slavic house-spirits, not as amorous or attractive as now, and more tricksters than servants, but post -DL I assume they would not only have reformed physically but also became more domesticated.
Then taking on the maido costume as it developed historically until the modern frilly-apron while more rural Kikis are still in dirndls or similar local peasant work dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706406
Their stories are always related to punishing bad women, bad manners or lack of housewife skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706337
>>45706367
>aaaiiiieeee noooooo I got dabbed on by a green midget I need to KMS now!!!
HFYtards being crybabies as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706420
If I have to pretend to be a bad woman for
>>45706406
to punish me, I'd be up for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706424
>dude this green midget is le 1000000 times smarter than every human combined because.......she has tits and long ears or something idk
Gaijinslop writing for misanthropic white boys and nipcels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706425
Kikki's punishments on girls are not nice, but at least she gives them a chance to repent or learn from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706424
I will commit Seppuku to regain my honor

[Anonymous No.]

“It’s not paranoia if they really are trying to get you”

[Anonymous No.]

i just wanna date ms haku, my calculus teacher, none of that other baloney

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis? In my thread?
We can't be having that.

[Anonymous No.]

whats your type?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
my teacher, Ms. Wurm
My momster, Ms. wurm
my gf, ms wurm
my everything, ms. wurm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706564
Your sentence: Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>"Total Human Death!!!"
The elf hag typed as she lost an online ranked match to a 19 year old human boy from the countrysides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
Succ, purple flavored. Preferably not a little girl but I try not to be picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>Desert kot uses smooch
>It's very effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>45701240
>"Total Human Death!!!"
The elf hag typed as she lost an online ranked match to a 19 year old human boy from the countrysides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706581
>d. Preferably not a little girl bu
huh??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706606
We live in an age of hag supremacy, monstergirls(smol) should be banned.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather die than let a shitty ass monster be better than me in the likes I like. I wouldn't accept second place in anything. Who the fuck would want that? I don't want that, I want my vanity and ego. And no, having sex wouldn't make me magically "feel better" about it. If you take away all my accomplishments you take away all point to my existence.

[Anonymous No.]

She has no style she has no grace

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706630
Then kindly go find some other wish fulfillment setting to live your vanity dreams out in, this one is not for HFY people, the Monsters are supposed to be better as a point. Go bye bye from here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706632
THIS
MONKEY
IS
A
DISGRACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706626
But if there are no more children, then monstergirls would go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Malef Dragon Kingdom's Breeding Mandate to increase the population
You WILL be married to a lizardman, a salamander, a dragonewt, or a dragon TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706250
can you overdose on fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45702403
I want to be a demon lawyer's private dick. doing stakeouts, investigating subjects for dating and marriage by our clients.

[Anonymous No.]

I am failing at school gotta drink Taisui cum to fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706763
Being a gangstalker glowie is immoral, cease this at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706726
Meh. Dragons aren't really my thing. I like my women with more chitin.
And more LEGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
Draphs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706825
1. It's spelled "giraffes"
2. Those don't look anything like a giraffe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706726
A malef dragon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
Birds
Especially elemental birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706657
This guy is correct, monster children should be celebrated, maybe even revered a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
I just want a woman to hold me and tell me she loves me.
Well, that's not true.
When she says it, I want to believe her.
So why not also have her be a monster girl who'll princess carry me into her love nest? As long as I want things I can never, ever have, why not GO FOR IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
Doragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706871
Anon. Bro. Bro-non. Anon-bro. Those women are older than all 4 Golden Girls put together. Each.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for the post-portals twilight remake where the vampire and werewolf girl fight for anon’s affections

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
smol and stacked devils/demons. lolibaba foxes with huge asses.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
friendly ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706587
This is impossible, mamono easily and smugly beat humans at every video game even if they’d lived in a tree their entire life. The shitposters told me so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706835
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706726
Sorry, already married to a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706987
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706894
Someone's been listening to too much unmarried hag bitterness about how all little girls must be even older hags using cheat codes.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Liches would be good dentists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707001
Miss Fox over at the Bad End Bar would never lie to me. If she tells me they're even older than she is, I'll believe her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706726
>dragons seething as I continue to rut with a lowly wyvern on the rooftops

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707033
shouldve been less haughty and more friendly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707005
>muscle girl
>ugly art
Yep definitely made by a troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707020
I think most dentists in MGE would be manticores
They'd love the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706630
Miss flayer can help!
I'm going to be honest dude that level of competitiveness is not healthy and if you are not shitposting please see a doctor, seriously I can't imagine living with that kind of stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706544
Literally all over the place, I can't pick and it genuinely causes me some minor concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707079
Manticores are too stupid and just enjoy causing pain. They'd never make it past medical school!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707102
>Insulting a batcats intelligence
When you're in her chair you're gonna regret saying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707119
I would simply just not go to "batcat dentist office" and avoid such a fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707139
Do you think she's going to list her race on the door?? She's very sneaky anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707154
Typically dentists list their names on the offices, anon...
I can just look her up using that...
If the office doesn't list her name I won't go there, avoiding her again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707079
>>45707097
If they were in any medical field I imagine manticores would work in EMT or a similarly rough and fast-paced environment, where they can be cautious with a patient but don’t have time for bullshit. I imagine their venom could suit suit a wide variety of medical purposes (ignoring the side-effect of an obvious rager).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706966
Sore loser Elf/Elves gamers detected. There is no inherent racial advantage or superiority when it comes to gaming. Wether you're han or Monster Girl, git gud!

[Anonymous No.]

I need an art fairy.
Mostly or post "You painted some minis" loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706726
Do you think Malefs can be MERE'D?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45707311
It's not a question of can, but when

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If you're reading this you are now property of a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707351
I demand to speak to a lawyer!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707351
>now owned by wurmy
>have to collect shiny rocks for her enjoyment
maybe being property isn't so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707351
I'll have to talk with my momster, she is my legal guardian

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707351
No, dragons are the property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707396
What a taillet, Such a tiny tail will never attract a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love Monsters if you wouldn't eat one out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707480
I would definitely do it to a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707463
(x9)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707480
I would eat out a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707480
I'd eat her out from head to tail but I wouldn't snack on her hooves, I want to keep my teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707463
Why do monsters refuse to wear underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707403
>get to watch her wiggle happily every time you bring her an interesting new rock for her collection
This would be a good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707534
Because it's your duty to enlighten and dress these lewd savages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707534
You have any idea how hot a monsters crotch gets? If they wore panties they would be constantly soaked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707490

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707396
I love catbirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707480
I wonder what an amazon juices would taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707559
Second only to snekbirds.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting best girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707595
While I see the appeal in snekbirds, and their preying habits, I my personal preferences lie in someone more down to earth who is caring and would make sure that I take proper breaks

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for cursed weapons in the park, they do weird duels that turn into some really chuuni things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707338
Bros... I thought Yuri/Lesbian-isms is illegal in Monstergirl Cities and Demon Realms. Is it Joever for us!? ...It's over isn't it. Millions will be LGBT, Alp and have pronouns in bios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707648
>watch cursed weapon duel
>call them dorks for being chunni
>get stabbed repeatedly
I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes
Do you agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707655
There are no monster lesbians. Only pre-made harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707671
Honestly imagine having two succubi who love each other deciding to claim you
It sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707670
somewhat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707670
I will not be tricked by foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707680
Weird looking cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707683
cows come in many shapes and sizes these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707678
seems doable. they often flock together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707687
>While this experiment has had a notable increase in my strength, chest size, and my assistance attraction to me, it has also lead to a slight decrease in my mental acuity
>This has unfortunately caused me to forget how to undo the transformation spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707690
i wish lesser succs got more fleshed out in succubus notebook

[Anonymous No.]

>Lose to Phantom
>She has an entire orchestral piece ready to celebrate her victory
>Complete with several Undead interpretive dancers
>Whole thing goes on for half an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707728
>she finishes and looks back at anon smugly
>anon had left awhile ago
>even left a scathing review of "it was ok" on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707734
>One of the zombie backup dancers speaks up
>"You should have just raped him"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707749
>She's not there to 'rape' she's there to create ART!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707759
>Que the entire trope of zombie dancers staring at her with an even blanker stare then their normal zombie stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707749
>"And that's why you're only a backup dancer Sally!"
>phantom tries to hide her tears as she orders her zombies to start packing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707728
I mean, I could do for some culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707770
>Jiiiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707277
They're not minis for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707690
>Walking alone
>Hear some moaning and some other noises close by
>You can't leave well enough alone so of course you investigate
>As soon as you get a better look, you decide to get a hiding spot
>It's a pair of succubi
>It would seem one of them became a lesser succubi very recently if you had to guess
>Probably shortly before you
>The succubi keeps pointing in your general direction
>Wait did she see you?
>And what is she egging the lesser succubi to do? You can't hear too well.
>The lesser succ walks toward you
>Just as you're about to flee, a warm pleasant feeling overwhelms you
>"Oh no! I think I messed up!"
>Her voice is the most beautiful thing you have ever heard in your life
>"Hmm..call him over. Just like you practiced"
>A moments hesitation, and then
><"Please Stand Before Me">
>Hearing those words fills you with an indescribable amount of joy
>Of course you obey; practically stumbling over yourself to do so.
>The other succubus gets a little closer, inspecting you
>"Wow. You got him with a really powerful charm spell."
>They discuss what to do but you don't care. You keep staring at the lesser succubi.
>Wait, lesser? No way. she's a GREATER succubi! The best!
>You boldly declare such out loud
>The succ looks at you, very amused.
>"Yep, you REALLY got him! You're a natural!" she glances at her companion, who is hugging your arm, then walks behind you, draping an arm over your shoulder.
>The three of you walk off, 'to get better acquainted' as she puts it.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had the most tremendous flash of inspiration and I had to get it down before I forgot about it. You can skip down if you're gonna pass on my reading the riot act. So I was just wistfully re-reading some of the monster bios so long in bed to the point where I'll feel like crapola in the morning which is not good since I need all the energy I can get studying for the bar exam next month. but if there's one thing I really need it's lots of love from a real nice mamono lady. Who doesn't? Pah, anyways, I'll get to it.

There's this really great movie called "My Cousin Vinny". Long story short, these two shore kids get accused of a crime in way deep south USA. They call up a lawyer in the family, their Cousin Vinny, a NJ lawyer. Guy drives all the way down, and he's totally out of his depth, huge culture clash with the locals. Great comedy, great legal drama. I guess if you're a European or something, imagine if a Sicilian guy took a boat all the way down to Finland or something. Guy acts like a total mook. So I'm sitting and carefully examining the... 'fine print' on a Ryu's chest in the book while I got the translation pulled up on the other window. I get to the part about flying and BAM! Just like that. Here it is.

STORY: Jersey guy goes to Zipangu for whatever reason, he's had some comedic encounters with the locals with many gaffes but whatever. Strolling along and enjoying the sky. This Ryu flies overhead and he's like "HEY! YOUSE GET DOWN HERE!". She flies down, and he gives her the whole megillah. "You usually fly around like that, ruining the view? I'm trying to enjoy some goddamn sunshine and cumu-lo-nimbus here. Your fat ass is getting in the way." But turns out, this broad is actually a mega-hag. Like, she was always too shy to fly down and meet the humans who worship her so she only ever touched down and talked to her lady friend servants. She hears this guy say her butt has got some size and, of course, being a hundreds of years old turbo hag, thinks this is clearly an honorable attempt at flirtation, you know, Zipanguese big on their honor, and it ends up they keep meeting and getting to know eachother with plenty of hijinks, maybe he tries to order a hoagie but the only restaurants in town serve sushi, eventually you know they get to that part with all the back breaking sex. Laughs and romance, what else can you ask for in classic literature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707861
Anon with a law degree is like a Kakuen with a machine gun!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to a phantom's show
>Get asked what you thought of it
>Ask her if you should be honest.
>Of course, she says
>Tell her it was the worst thing you've ever seen
>The trope is giving you angry looks
>But the phantom is lost in thought
>Suddenly, an epiphany!
>"You're right! We can do better, much better!"
>You are forced to join her troupe, hired as a consultant
>Actually paid really well for your help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707861
This sounds fun. Good luck on your bar exam!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707728
I would have taken one of her zombie dancers home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707033
>dragons being compared to their cousin Mary the wurm whose already married has three kids and has a home
>neet dragon is two times her age, still lives in her mothers cave, has no husband nor kids, and has 3 werecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707982
>has 3 werecats
>they somehow each have husbands
>dragon can only furiously type on 4mon how dragons are the superior wife

[Anonymous No.]

Would you find being a breeding slave acceptable? Keep in mind, your owner wouldn't necessarily be a Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45707928
They do have nicely toned thighs from all the practice the Phantom makes them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708010
As long as I get:
>3 meals a day
>8 hour work days
>weekends off
>PTO
>health and dental insurance
>enough pay to retire at a reasonable age
Then I'll sign up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708010
No. I need love and intimacy. I'd rather be alone than an object to be used and then ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708022
Anon I don’t think you understand what the word slave means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708030
Fine then, I can be a slave somewhere else
I hear the porcs down the road are offering BBQ Fridays once a month for being a breeding slave

[Anonymous No.]

Villains are born from pain. They do what they do, because they've felt pain. They've been hurt. So now, they're going to hurt the world back. They're going to make others feel the pain they have. That is my motivation for becoming a villain as well. Society does not know of such humiliation, such pain. That is why I shall show them. I shall show them what it is like. That is why I have planted bombs in the MGC town hall with the intention of blowing it up and killing everyone inside. Only then, will you foolish humans and monsters know a shred of the grief I've been forced to feel by this society before......
>t. man who was offhandedly called an 'Alp' as an insult by a bratty Pyrow for wearing a pink polo shirt in public just because I liked the color

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708034
>tfw thrown into the P'Orc War Camp's "Mating Tent"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706630
What if you were beaten and got second place, but first place was another human guy, and he said that what helped him win is believing in his monster girl wife who believes in him? what would you do then? would you also get a monster girl wife to help you power up and git gud in the things you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708068
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708068
AKA the Lovenasium

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708068
>thrown into a porc tent
>think its the mating tent and get excited
>its actually the cuddle tent and you are used as a daki by a porc
>this works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706630
I think the same, don't let them drag you down. MGE can provide this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708090
Which way to the wrestling tent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708072
>you can be good at something but not really because you still rely on monster in the end you cannot surpass them in anything ever you can only be allowed to, you are nothing but a speck of worthless dust on your own and even when you get gud at something (aka being allowed to by a monster) your only worth is still just being a cum producer get fucked lol
Nice going proving his point that suicide is an infinitely more attractive option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708108
Next to the tavern tent and across the Mcdonalds tent
Be careful since they all look the same so ask a friendly porc to guide you

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/w_sansaga/status/1722640326282580270

Is there actually a MGE TTRPG?

[Anonymous No.]

>Electricity prices are spiking through the roof today
How can I get my gremlin to ease off on the computer usage today and instead spend it together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708201
just get a zap weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708203
I can't afford a second wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708201
It didn't use to be like this. Back in my day we still had electricity even if it got cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708209
just get the mob version, less maintenance and extra cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45702230
I can tell you read Baki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708216
Do we happen to have art of an Ogre doing splits like Yujiro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708199
Yes and then you pretend that your bros totally Alped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708220

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708258
Ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708210
least i dont need electricity due of my feathery soft space heater
who wants payment for their services in handholding

[Anonymous No.]

okay, you got your succubus proof windows...
but are your windows cat proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708292
does it count as cat proof if i already have a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708292
No and it's on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708380
bleh

[Anonymous No.]

Scavenging with otters is fun, They even offered me some oysters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45706284
>the robot turns into a girl and rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

If monstergirls love me why won't they visit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708510
you didnt leave the door open

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708510
Vampires need to be invited.

[Anonymous No.]

If monstergirls are so big why won't they fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708584
They’re Japanese big, enjoy your 5’7” Jinko bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708600
>lift her by the armpits
>places her on a shelf
That was easy

[Anonymous No.]

how do dragon deck out their caves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708761
Display cases, display shelves, spotlights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708771
must have a lot of stuff they want to display

[Anonymous No.]

>go to mist continent
>the street I walk on crumbles under me I end up in sewers
>taisui is there
>she starts recitating the john cena bing chilling copypasta
>I say "+1000 social credit score"
>she gets heart pupils
>she rapes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708784
>and this is my 3rd place certificate for the spelling bee
>and this is the mug I made in kindergarten for father's day but dad never uses
>and this is the Lance of Longinus, I used to polevault with it but it broke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708788
The structural integrity of streets has gone done severely since we discovered this new girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708788
>girl with swirly eyes gets heart pupils
>they look like Algida logo
>bing chilling means ice cream in Chinese
It's all connected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708798
You voted for Mayor Zombie, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708761
>Draggon has a big carved stone circular dish 'bed' filled with gold coins
>Anon goes closer and picks up a handful
>there's a quiet giggle in the 'hoard'
>the pile of gold shifts on its own
>they are Creeping Coin tokens
>Anon looks back at the MereLizard
>she's blushing, embarrassed
>"Uh, we were just waiting until we both got an Anon... uh, it's hard to get gold now we can't pillage properly... and no Anon was coming just for her CC-tokens, so we teamed up..."
>Mere-Lizard tries to justify their scheme
>Anon: "So where do you both sleep..?"
>CC giggles:"Well, I'm definitely the bottom, and she's the Top... Until now, that is..."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the tyrannical, autocratic dictator of a human only Order commune and rule it with a totalitarian fist and scary army of iron guards who wear gasmasks and black armor and stahlhelms and everything is depressing and it snows a lot and all the people are treated badly by my soldiers and suffering from socialism. Then I want to import a small populace of Monsters, mostly Kikis, Anubis, Elves, Demons, one or two Dragons, a few Cupids because I'm allowing Erosite worship in a new edict and a very, very small handful of Sabbaths lead by a Baphomet and cordon them off to a quarter of the commune dedicated to them. I will allow them to set up an Erosite and Sabbath mission and to marry humans under the condition that they are subject to my laws and must obey them or face arrest or worse. Then I will let a little time pass until the Erosite and Sabbath missions have begun to give rise to natural feelings of wanting to spread the newfound happiness they have to the rest of the commune and overthrow my rule because of how oppressive it is. Once that happens, I will have my soldiers take their husbands away and arrest them and put them in a harsh penal facility or execute them under the raison d'être that they are enemies of the state and spreading anti-law sentiments.

I will do this just to kickup and intentionally engineer an underground resistance movement among the newly imported Monsters and their human sympathizers to see how long it takes them to organize and form a rebellion with the goal of overthrowing my government and liberating the commune and I will do it just to see how long it takes them to pull it off as well without getting anyone killed. And at the apex of it if this rebellion ever reaches the point of threatening to beat down the doors of my palace I will have the last lines of defense hold out against them while I make my escape on a military zeppelin just to see if the Monsters will take it so far that they are determined to capture me as well even if they've already taken the commune.

I will do it all just for my personal entertainment and to make life interesting for both monsters and humans. But also because I am a power hungry bad guy deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708901
Not for this thread, go talk about it on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708915
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708922
Because wannabe janny says so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708380
She does not drink... wine.


>She's such a Loli it's actually raspberry Kool-aid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708888
Anon they will overthrow you in a matter of days if you honestly did this. You will go into your zeppelin thinking you'll escape but you'll find them already there waiting for you and having raped the pilots. They'll make you publicly apologize for your wannabe nazi regime and then they'll hand you over to the Sabbath you let in. You will be raped by Miss Baphomet since she's now been elected the new ruler of the democratic republic they replace your regime with. You will be raped so, so, so hard it isn't even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708392
>Bleh bleh bleh bleh
Don't be so species-ist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708445
Otters just fool around all day, life in nature is supposed to be a constant struggle for survival

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708944
I'll still consider it a win because my plan to get raped in the most elaborate 40s core way ever conceived worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708922
The "main" monster girl thread on /d/ is generally much more accepting of stuff that doesn't fly here, but even they keep futa to a separate thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708793
>the mug I made in kindergarten for father's day but dad never uses
how could he be so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708954
Being the alpha predator of your territory or being tamed by humans does that to beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709042
He already had a Gromit mug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709042
A sacrifice he had to make for her villain arc. She saw a malef on TV once and thought they were cool. From that point onwards, he knew what had to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709042
>mug made with loli-dragon claws
>it has more leaking holes than a HagBar when a lost shota stumbles in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708600
Siberian Jinkos are beeg 7foot Jinkos.
The short "Siberian Jinkos" are just Indian Jinkos that have dyed their fur to look less untouchable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45708901
Only ok if it's futa on male or male on futa

[Anonymous No.]

>find a treasure chest while dungeon crawling
>no mimics, no creeping coins, no ancient curses, just genuine gold coins
>haul it back to the surface and head back towards town
>get attacked by a dragon on the way back
>she flies away with your cart, your treasure, and yourself
>it's never that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709082
just needs a bit of a patch job

[Anonymous No.]

I once caught a fish * this * big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709233
I wonder what he used for bait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709245
a yummy sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709256
Do you think Sahus like peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709233
Is sahuagin grabbing difficult?
Do you just wade into the water and grab one, or do you wait for one to come to you?
I want to headpat one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709304
befriend a mershark and do the equivalent of this to the elusive and enigmatic fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709304
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout_tickling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709384
Behold the art of sahuagin scratching. Must be done in the following order or she'll freak out.
>Rub her tummy
>Stroke the sahuagin's tail (they have tails)
>Tickle her chin
>Knead her webbed claws
>Trace the outlines of her black tattoos
>Massage her ear fins
>Pet her on the head
you now have a zonked and relaxed sahu

[Anonymous No.]

Sahuagin are evil

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here, there won't be an update this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709463
no proof they are evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709487
It's ogre

[Anonymous No.]

The oppression of mamonos will never return
You have lost

[Anonymous No.]

Anal fucking a kappa as payback for her trying to grab your ass while in the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

Axolotl salamanders will always have body of a loli no matter how old

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709875
A megamorphosis potion will fix that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45709903
All axolotls that have been artificially aged with iodine injections die
They literaly die from hagness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710088
That's okay, we can bring them back as undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Snow days mean working from home and no harassment from my demon boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710291
That's a lot of loopholes just to get an undead hag

[Anonymous No.]

people always say "ok retard" but they never say "are you ok retard?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710486
Glaurung?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710427
>demon boss decides you are going to work from home together
>apparently it's a new World Eroticonomics Forum directive to reduce CO2 emissions

[Anonymous No.]

I've been told that centaurs absolutely do not like it when you brush their flanks and definitely not their backs.

[Anonymous No.]

>drill sergeant monster telling you to “embrace the succ”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710427
>>45710500
>Demon boss teleports into your home dressed in her pajamas
>Within an hour you're stuck cuddling near your fireplace as the mountain of work you have goes untouched
>Know you're going to get a disciplinary make-out session on Monday when none of it's ready on time

[Anonymous No.]

how to demons react to me licking them in unexpected places?

[Anonymous No.]

laughing while making an embarrassing goofy face.

[Anonymous No.]

Friday, what an interesting time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710792
>>45710732

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710732
You can't just go around licking random monsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710826
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710826
But random monsters can lick me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710840
It's inappropriate and they might think you're wurm-brained
>>45710861
Yes perfectly acceptable. You were asking for it by standing there looking tasty to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710732
>>45710826
>"So... anon. You, a proud and zealous warrior, stand before me, a demon, your anathema."
>"What could bring you so low? Why shun your god and turn to me? What do you want from me, an arch fiend?"
>"Money? Power? All easily done. All your mortal desires, so base and unimportant, satisfied in a blink of an eye. It's truly fascinating to watch the lengths your kind will go for such... trivial things."
>"It must be frightening for you to know I can see your actions and intent like text in a book - or perhaps words on a contract is a more apt comparison. So go ahead. Whatever you do... I will make you be-"
>*LICK*
>"...D-did you just lick my horn in the middle of my monologue?!

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurs lick your face constantly

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins have very low upper body strength. You can just pick one up and start licking her face and there's nothing she can do about it. I do this to my neighbor every morning and it always makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710912
I've been licked by actual cows, those tongues get busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710945
what does she taste of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710959
Wd40 lubricant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710945
she's going to throw you in the size reverser and then start licking you - and gremlin tongues are very dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>be big knight in thick armor with a deadly halberd
>meet this insolent monster from a foreign land
>introduces herself as a "kunoichi", a "ninja" skilled in stealth
>claims boldly to be an invisible fighter who came to challenge the knights of the west
>asks if I would accept her challenge and agree instantly
>she claims she is sure to win because her speed is superior
Pffffthahahahaha, she speaks drivel. I shall bend her in half. She will be crawling on the ground, begging for mercy when I am through with the knave.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a rata, and I'll sodomize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710947
Imagine you are about to kiss a holstaur just expecting a soft kiss on the lips and then she grabs back of your head and aggressively shoves her long tongue into your mouth completely overpowering yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711006
All ratas are into cbt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710989
>laser on too strong
>full body gremlin blowjob licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711027
Into what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711034
Conservative Barista Training

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711034
Closed beta testing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711043
I don't understand if this is a joke or not. Sorry, I'm dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711034
Closet Ball Trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>45711056
Just ask miss rata for cbt she will surely show you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45710997
>you actually do humiliate her in combat, her ninjato broke on contact with your breastplate and her superior speed in fact didn't help her win
>but now she's crying because she lost
Look at what you've done sir anon. You could have at least pretended to have struggled.

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every time ms haku tries to teach me something imma just not pay attention to the lesson but to her body. so I get to spend more time with her in detention

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>>45711169
Actually that's the subject of her class

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>>45711233
but this is assumedto be Calculus?

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>>45711034
Commercial Bank of Texas

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i need more art of hakus

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Disposition:
>Malicious
>Cowardly

She will blackmail you to fuck her.
>When she tells you to release inside or she'll ruin your life

Flip side is that they're easy to defeat. They're easy to mindbreak. So that whole blackmail thing will go out the window very quick once she's addicted to your dick. Potential downside is if you don't like ratas, you're gonna be married to one.

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Taisui speaks fluent Ithkuil.

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>>45711310
>cum inside and have your life ruined
>don't cum inside and have your life ruined
They were supposed to be better than 3D...

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>>45711327
They're better than 3DPD because they actually care for you. They're just desperate for your love and affection that they'll do anything to get it.

Also, they don't cheat on you, and they actually love you; not your money, your status, they love you for who you are, and they want to bear your children, not anyone else's child, only yours.

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>>45711327
You can also capture her and sell her on the slave market. You don't have to cum to defeat them.

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>>45711034
Cunt Breeding Time

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>>45711317
That's quite an eyeful!

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>>45711310
what's she even got to blackmail you with?
oh no anon likes ratas how embarrassing
it's almost as if her plan was to get bent over various pieces of furniture all along

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>>45711125
>be order soldier
>watch a champion of the chief goddess fight a demonic harlot assassin
>tfw he actually wins
Order bros we are so back

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Having a shogg meido/wife, you will gain access to and learn the secrets of the universe and much much more. The drawback to this is that whenever you attempt communicate this to other people, it comes out as incomprehensible gibberish with no patten to decipher, no matter the medium of communication: print, electronic, verbal, erc.

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>>45711513
In what part of her body giantess shog would keep you

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>>45711524
Wolf girls are my weakness

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>>45711524
>wolf girl before i give her head pats and rub her tummy

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>>45707861
Alright, alright, I get that most of youse who even knew about NJ in the first place think that this writing style is something they hammed up for The Sopranos. To be honest? A lot of people still speak like that. I've long since grown into speaking a more generic American accent, but usually laying on the accent real thick gets more replies in threads. I'm sorry. But anyways, if you're taking a crack at this IP in your thoughts and dreams or a text editor, of course you can replace Jersey Shore Anon with whatever is you are. If you're tuning into this thread from Egypt then feel free to write about how Egyptian Anon gets ticked off when he can't find a single kebab stand in the Zipanguese town. It's not for me, or anyone, to ever tell you what you can or can't do with your creativity. I mean, obviously, stay away from them illegal types of activities, but if you're gonna pen a real nice short story about a funny and loving relationship between a man and a really hot broad, you gotta do it the only way you know how Shakespeare. Swing for the fences!

Right. Back to the story. Some more brainstorming I had.
So, you've got the obvious culture clash of the "courtship" where one guy thinks he's just meeting her while she's trying to put a real flirt on him. She's getting less shy and learning how to interact every day. The easily embarassed introvert princess (maybe not a hag, maybe a bit younger? maybe her parents are really desperate for her to get with this guy and carry on the whole shrine thing? that could work out nice), with the contrasting self assured, extroverted guy who, despite his good intentions, has poor manners. But she's also a bit of a princess, you know? Real Uptown Girl. Man, Billy Joel. Second greatest musician to ever live/ But Jersey guy is a bit more... eh... blue collar. Maybe one time she expects him to wear something real fancy to this ceremony and explicitly communicates this one time, but his opinion is to wear a dress shirt and a pair of blue jeans while she shows up in full ritualistic garb! Hilarious. Or, he wants to get her something real nice for her help educating in him the local customs. Nothing romantic. But he asks one of her hebi servants or something and they think "Ah yessu, he will finally give her the D. So she plots with her fellow eunucs- er, shrine maidens, and they tell him to get a pretty normal sounding object. Might be a mug. He's embarassed to admit it but he's real thankful for the help y'know? He hands her the mug in a box and she *really* appreciates it. The ryu is inside her head coming up with a ton of fantasies. Turns out, in Zipangu culture, he actually gave her a gift that implies sexy times or something, very common among courtships. But he didn't know, he's whistling his chatanooga choo choo walking off while the hebis are hi-fiving eachother and miss ryu erotically grasps her new drink holder.

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Every human boy needs an angel onee-san to keep them safe.

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romance the hebi

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>>45711769
I must resist

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>>45711769
I can't because I don't speak zipangese.

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i got this angel as my big sis... does she have the tism?

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>>45711782
Aishiteru, Hebi!

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>>45711769
You can't romance a God anon

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>>45711811
What a grand and intoxicating innocence

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>>45711811
I send flowers to eros every day. Just watch me

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>>45711811
Every mythology ever tells me different

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>>45711532
The heart

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>>45711833
which one?

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>>45711740
Always romance dragon zombies, they're just as desperate for you as your are for them

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New Tarkov wip, my loved for kiki has been reignited, can you post some kiki?

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>>45711976
anon why

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>>45711975

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>>45711869
The one in her center, right next to the core

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>>45711988
I thought it was just a cute pic of a succubus nun. I didn't even see THAT until you pointed it out.

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>>45712026
>elephant succubus hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath is now using zombies to do their dirty work, do not fall for their tricks despite how easy it is to take a zombie home.

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>>45711811
Not with that attitude you can't.

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>>45712059
but zombie nun is cute

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>>45711660
Correct

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>>45712076
I repeat, do not fall for their tricks. That's how the Sabbath gets you.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it's also perfectly legal to take a mermaid home, especially if they wash up on the beach.

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Happy Friday Euro friends. Don't forget to make some time to read for the contest and provide some good feedback for the new authors if you're so inclined! Voting ends Monday at midnight PST.

https://pollme.app/p/Wnp6kJUTAU

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>>45712147
I'd vote but I participated and it would feel awkward
I wish much happiness to all who bothered to entertain others though

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>>45712059
I can't resist undead little girls, Shingeki no Bahamut already made me unable to resist

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>>45712103
nuns but undead, i wannna make 'em moan in pleasure as I most them

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be defeated by sneks

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>>45712059
I ship junko from zls with producer

That's all I have to say

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>>45712243
The ZLS Zombies were more like Wights, only Tae was a true Zombie

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>>45709245
hammy love poems mermaids live cringy shit like that

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>>45712241
that's the spirit

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>>45712217
NO. VOTE. You get a vote. Just don't vote for yourself, lol.
I will be legitimately annoyed if any of the writers here don't do so.

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>>45712293
Oh. Okay.

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>>45712287
The myth of snakes having a hypnotic gaze comes from the fact that it's impossible to take your eye's off a lamia's breasts

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>>45712217
I'm a writer and I voted. Don't feel awkward.

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>>45712312
Well I voted. Voted for centipedes!

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>>45710888
Interrupt monologuing demons by signing their contracts before they're done speaking

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>>45712253
I think she was just retarded alive and that transfered over.

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>>45712243
Junko is the perfect wife

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>>45712287
>>45712304
fatter

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>>45712348
Don't forget to kiss her on the nose as a sign of dominance. Gotta set the right tone form the start.

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>>45712348
I was too busy staring and accidentally signed the demon's tits like a rock star

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>>45712287
>marry apophis
>have son with apophis
>send son out to seduce pharaoh
imagine the look on her face when she finds out

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>>45712355
Her singing voice really caught me off guard the first time I realized it was her

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>>45711990
Thanks

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>>45712490
Yes. Quite.

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Remember that wyverns are just stronger harpies.

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lonely auntsters

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>>45712614
On Friday waiting for some company

[Anonymous No.]

Defending good girls from mean undead monsters

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>>45712645
Poor apo is bleeding

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>>45712614
>>45712634
How sweaty auntsters on your neighborhood

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>>45712645
Kiss the snek to help the healing process

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>>45712677
she probably got some pharaoh juice on her from those open sores ms pharaoh has

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>>45712355
My innocent wife Junko is so cute

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Vaca

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>>45712690
No, it's cleary blood, I will take this apo into Wintertown this place, and heal her. SHe will stay far away from those mad desert people

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pat pat

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>>45712826
Secret Origins of the Apopsicle

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>>45712831
The marshmallow Kots have for mission to keep her warm until I found a way to build a stronger heat system.

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>>45712829
>Pat a monster
>She's tamed
Wait it's that easy? I tried on a manticore and it worked

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>>45712895
it goes pretty well until you try to pull away

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Getting ready to each some Spicy Chik Fila Sandwiches. Made sure to get 2, got to have a decoy sandwich so I can enjoy one in peace.

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Fooox.

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>>45712683
How did they discovered ad creation on their own?

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>>45712746
Junko always struck me of one of those characters that look cutesy and innocent on the surface but has a lot of suppressed lust deep down inside.

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>>45713008
I don't think so, she's from a different times with different values.

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>>45713025
>thinks of lily's dick when it's revealed lily is a boy
Yeah I'm sure.

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>>45708941
I want to be a bartender/owner of a mocktail bar next to a Sabbath academy

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>>45712241
Send sneks to Winterstown, they can’t beat the snow

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>>45713072

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Gonna pamper my kej wife, yes siree

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>>45713232
cute glasses kej!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you really lose to a mere mouse girl?

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>>45713230
God she's so perfect

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>>45713250
i had the upper hand but then they started to outnumber me (several pregnancies later)

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>>45713250
I would lose to literally any female that doesn't think I'm walking garbage at this point.

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>>45713230
I wonder how much of her original body she currently has, considering that she died in an airplane accident with a massive explosion

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>>45713280
>sad, angry atlach noises

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

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>>45713466
We know

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>>45713243
She looks very nice with glasses on!

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>>45713269
Honorable defeat

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I just remembered whitehorn, and there is a myth about a hungarian wonder stag, so I had a stupid idea.

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>>45713534
Oh deer.

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>>45713534
What be that myth?

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>>45713564
paizuri hits different at crush depth

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>>45712217
>>45712293
I guess I'll do so after I'm done reading everything, but I wanted to hold my vote too because the poll requires both answers and I wanted to only vote in the bracket where I was not participating.

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>>45712147
Thanks, and voted as well. Forgot to add that feedback would be welcome on my entry, but oh well, time to start brainstorming the next story hopefully. Got a few ideas.

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>>45713615
Think of it this way, all the other authors (presumably) voted on someone other than themselves. If you don't vote then you've theoretically increased your odds of winning. Voting is the only fair choice. Either everyone does it, or nobody should do it.

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Cuniculture is the agricultural practice of breeding and raising domestic rabbits as livestock for their meat, fur, or wool. Cuniculture is also employed by rabbit fanciers and hobbyists in the development and betterment of rabbit breeds and the exhibition of those efforts.

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>>45712900
They cry and beg for more?

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>>45713572
Its a very old myth, with a lot of versions, but here is the summary: Two brothers, Hunor (ancestor of huns) and Magor (ancestor of hungarians, hence the name "magyar" as hungarians call themselves) were on a hunt and saw a shiny white stag, which they began to chase. The chase stopped at one point where they lost it in a forest. The forest had two fairy princesses, which they married, and Hunor with its people went to find a new land, while Magor went west and settled down at a land which became Hungary.

I never drew a centaur so idk if this is how you combine horse-type and human.

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>>45701240

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>>45713932
>Maybe I should introduce myself to the new girl?

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Bee girls shaking their asses at you

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>>45714000
Bee girls "stinging" you and "dying" in the most exaggerated way possible

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>>45713466
I want to go on a adventure to stop the evil vampire ruler with my oddly pale female companion. For some reason we can only travel at night since "that's when the vampires are out"

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>>45714172
>Even as anon faces off against her, he still can't tell it's the same girl
>She gets increasingly flustered trying to make him understand

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>An ancient evil awakens

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crustacean

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>>45714299
ITS ISOPOD HOURS

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>>45714299

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>>45714346
this gal is ovulating jesus

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>>45714364
You have to fertilize ALL the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

You fags see that new magical girl anime. Evil Magical Girl looks like a Succ and bullies magical girls.

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>>45714375
I'm gonna give it the old 3 episode rule.
First one looks okay

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>>45714374
>tfw this is the first date and I don't even I she likes swords like me and she already wants kids

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>>45714382
So far I like it, Long as it doesn't go into hard sadism I think it shows promise.

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>>45714384
Classic "first date with mamono" experience

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>>45714375
>caring about yurishit

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>>45714390
well time to tell her that its was a fine date but we ain't gonna be together but I got a cousin from Jersey that she might like

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>>45714523
Jersey boys are all claimed by jersey devils

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>>45714417
Enjoy it.

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>>45711369
Where do the vore monsters come into this?

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>45714660
Not canon, fuck off Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>3 day bans are over
>thread trash appears again
Like in a clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

Alp story involving a formerly-dad now Alp mom, her former wife now Lesser Succubus mom and their son.

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>>45714714
Gameposting and crunching, didn't go as expected.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think my boss is trying to hit on me.

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>>45714812
Fuck off gachafaggot

[Anonymous No.]

Tailpussy kisses

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>>45714892
they're slimy

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>write ending to story
>nope, that's not good enough for this
>delete, rewrite
>nope, that's not good enough for this
>delete, rewrite
>nope, that's not good enough for this

I'm about to write a one shot at this point to try to clear my head again even though I desperately want to finish this.

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>want to vote in the writefag contest
>have troubles choosing because I hate the idea of competition and don't want to leave any writefag without votes
Which mamono is for me?

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Thread theme?

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>>45714960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdRx1OMpJQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45714975
"How to milk ghost" is a pretty popular thread on monchan's /xxx/ board

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>>45713516
Imagine that giving birth to your children

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>>45714812
>>45714812
Is she a fox?

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>>45715036
fox, wolf, cat, dog . Who cares, they will all pee on your face anyway. That's what you get for lusting after beast girls.

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>>45714960
Oh no. A giant ,g blocking my way. What must I do?

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>>45714960
Birds

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What do you do when you encounter that one ancient evil who is still trying to destroy the world even to this day?

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>>45715105
She'll give up after the ninth daughter.

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>>45715088
Good. I want the smell of being owned.

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>>45714960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQkPcPqTq4M

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out to get a burger
>No problem, take away as I was going to eat home instead of the burger joint
>If you eat at McDicks, you are prone to get inpromptly married to one of the chefs
>So, I take my food and leave
>Get to home, unwrap my meal of a burger and fries
>There are no fries
>Look outside
>A black harpy is eating my fries
>And looking back at me smugly
>I can't let this injustice pass
>But first, I eat my burger
>After that, I'm going to teach that bird a lesson in stealing food

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>>45715105
cock slap of reason
she'll calm down then

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>>45715105
boot to the head

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>>45715088
don't forget centaurs are beast girls too. anon will get flooded and owned

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>>45714960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Gkh_9hyi8

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>>45715137
Birbs have no honor.

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do you imagine the monsters will stop at just our world once its portal time or start spreading out to other universes once ours is fully under control

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>>45715283
Who cares?

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>>45715252
Its how they tricked m- unsuspecting men to get as husbands

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>>45715358
It's the fries-to-wives pipeline that THEY don't want you to know about!

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>>45715252
Just give them your fries lol

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>>45714949
Shog.

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>>45715364
Mine keeps the fries warm, could be worse

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>>45714949
Banshee tears up over hard choices.
>>45715377
Result: pic related.

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>>45715283
I like to think they'd conquer the multiverse

I believe in monster supremacy

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>>45715283
>>45715416
What happens when they reach the futadom ntr universe?

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>>45715399
I will now consider birds

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>>45715484
Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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my ideal relationship dynamic with a wight
https://files.catbox.moe/x413jh.jpg

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>>45715484
AT FIRST, I was
>>45715304
>Who cares?
BUT NOW you've got my attention.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg53eh?start=584

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>>45715036
She's a wolfgirl, IIRC.

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would mg like lord of the rings?

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It's elf propaganda

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>>45715283
I wouldn't mind being on a whole new planet with my Hellwan wife, our off spring will populate the entire planet. Seeing 1000 years into the future how their civilization develops would be interesting, Various Churches and Cults devoted to Heavy Metal and Hamburgers would be quite amusing.

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>>45708216
Really? What gave it away?

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>>45714960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbwlGv9SWfY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45715688
>ancient hag
Imagine the experience...

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>>45715552
look at that throne smotherer

[Anonymous No.]

Hags are indeed extremely powerful and I cannot win against them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45715760
Join the boytoy harem then.

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>>45712147
Finished reading all the contest entries, I now realize I have no idea how to give feedback.

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I've got it.
I've figured it out.
The reason there are so many 'sealed ancient evils' is because the hags are intentionally sealing themselves!
They're doing it so they have an excuse for why they're still single for so damn long!
They can just say "oh, I was sealed"!
The truth is that they're terrible people that are impossible to get along with!
Don't be fooled! Wake up!

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>>45715816
Neither do most people. Give it your best shot and respect your time as much as theirs.

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>>45715831
I want to unseal and impregnate a hag

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>>45715859
>hag seals herself with an infinite supply of the the bare necessities
>realizes how incredibly boring this is
>eats her boredom away
>1000 years later, you come along:
hags always boast their power and magical prowess, when in reality they should learn how to manage a diet.

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>>45715831
uoh bapho armpits

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Warning: Feral cats approaching
Caturday cometh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716035
I for one, welcome the kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716035
Feral cats can't get past my locked doors.

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>>45715881
imma molest thier pudge and make them cum just from said molestation

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>>45716073
very unwise, you'll give her a fat fetish.
then you gotta move to /d/

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>>45715936
i 100% can see a Pyrow doing this

[Anonymous No.]

You should fuck bugs, right now. Become a broodfather to many bugs, overpopulate the world with bugs

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>>45716104
Fallen maidens was a really good game, I liked it a lot. I wonder if KC is still okay with it

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>>45715936
>tfw desperate old creepy nerd Dragon-sensei catches both of us right before we do the hanky-panky and she wants in please pretty pleased
>We can't ignore them puppies eyes so serect threesome time

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>>45716122
lol

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>>45716003
I love bloobs so much

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>>45716122
I enjoyed it a lot too. I mean I hope he does, but who can say.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw somehow i wake up in a forest surrounded by the beast girls
>And I'm butt naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716229
that way your clothes don't get torn up. good thinking

[Anonymous No.]

I can't afford the newest graphics cards... Monsters couldn't make me feel better over that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716069
Anon, you fool, all cats have natural levels in thief, locks are no deterrent for them!

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>>45716229
sounds like you woke up in a monster game show

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>>45716245
but i dont remember signing up, I just clicked on the hot singles in your area ad

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw going to sleep
>tfw have to make sure that there are no nightmares, night gaunts, bogeys, etc. around to have safe sleep
I miss the simpler days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716237
A demon or succ can get you a Brand New RTX 4090, just sign on the dotted line, don't bother reading the contract just hurry up and sign it.

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>>45716250
ironically that's how they also get the monster participants

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>>45716255
Too bad you missed the hebi suspended from the ceiling

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>>45716237
I say that as long as even top tier cards need the cope that is upscaling to have functioning raytracing, it's not worth it and don't let hags trying to bribe you convince you otherwise.

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>>45716250
I saw an ad that said cute snakes are outside your house and I heard knocks at my door. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716262
I'll let it pass, its really fuckin cold outside. But on the morning she has to go.

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>>45716261
>low level succ gets a virus and all her money leeched by the nuki bank from this one simple scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716261
I can save the >:3 succ

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>>45716315
She never recovered from losing the game of janken for the portal

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>>45716390
>always the bridesmaid and never the bride
i will save that succ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm playing D&D with my friends online tonight--what mamono would release my friend from being the group's FOREVER DM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716400
>replacing the DM
Hakutaku
Phantom
Lim
Anubis

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>>45716400
Lich

It's incredibly autisticly detailed and she has plans for everything, but the monotonous voice grates after a while

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna mug an old Troll hag at gunpoint in the dark of night and make her give me her purse and money!

[Anonymous No.]

Taunting my destined Lim by eating microwaved mac and cheese, microwaved mashed potatoes, jarred chicken gravy, shredded deli chicken and canned French-style green beans for dinner! Surely if I show off my inability to take care of myself she'll finally open the portal and take me home! Please I need a Lim to sit on my lap and play with my hair while I play with her cute tail and also maybe she can give me a lap pillow while we watch The Lost World as I hug her tail against my chest and then in the morning I'll make her an actual quality breakfast because normally I take good care of myself but today I've just been incredibly sad that I still lack a cute Lim in my life so I'm eating shit instead of the home-cooked meal I had planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716498
Personally I'd rather prostitute myself to an old Troll hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45716122
Presumably no given the allegations of a falling out he had with the circle responsible for those games. I would hope they're false.

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>>45716521
i wouldn't place any weight on gossip and speculation