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Dear /jp/;

I am writing this letter with a heavy heart. I have a real date in two hours and change. With a real, 3D, girl. She's Korean. We're going to an afternoon concert and then dinner. I've hidden all my figs and my dakimakura in the closet in case we end up back here, even if nothing happens. I'm 24, a total virgin. This is the fourth date of my life.

I've never cared for Touhou, I haven't played a VN in six months and my own script for one has sat in Ren'py at 88603 words without budging for at least that long. I picked up long-distance running last year. I started going to /sp/ during the Olympics, and I sort of like it there. My doujin collection has stopped growing and I fapped to 3D once last week.

I therefore tender this letter as my resignation, effective immediately. Goodbye.

Sincerely;

Anonymous

>> No.4568442

Youll be back in 3 hours.

>> No.4568444

We'll be seeing you again after your date.

>> No.4568452

>Korean

Enjoy your whore full full of STDs and with a shit ton of surgery on her face and body.

>> No.4568453

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.4568463

>Korean
Stopped reading right there. 8/10, would cringe again, etc.

>> No.4568470

>This is the fourth date of my life.
Never come back.

>> No.4568471

Uh, good luck lol, most people here don't give a shit though.

>> No.4568473

Coming from someone who said the same thing when I had my first girlfriend (together for 3 months before breaking up) I can say, you'll be back. Oh, and if the girl actually doesn't want to date you because of your hobbies, then tell her to fuck off. I didnt hide my stuff, and my girlfriend(s) never cared. Stop being such a conformist.

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4568483

>Korean

>> No.4568503
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4568503

Yeah, yeah, that's nice, you'll be be ba-

>Korean

Get out. Do not ever come back.

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4568515

I am somewhat amused. Prepare for boomerang.

>> No.4568516

>Korean
Get out.

>> No.4568522

I think OP is lying.

>> No.4568538
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4568538

>Korean
GTFO

>> No.4568543

Enjoy dem over 9000 facial plastic surgeries

>> No.4568545

>corean
What the fuck is wrong with you?

do you have any fucking idea how crazy their women are? Seriously?

Two things will happen:
1: In a few months you'll find out she is the most insane manipulative person you've ever met

2: You will somehow wrench yourself away or get stuck with her and be unhappy the rest of your life.

>> No.4568559

>>4568433
>Korean

>> No.4568567

So is this Korean thing going to fad over like 3D pig disgusting and True NEETS or have you faggots gone full retard?

inb4butthurt Corean

>> No.4568578

>>4568567
Butthurt Korean monkey, we have hated Korea since day 1 on /jp/.

>> No.4568584

>>4568567
This isn't new and has actually been around since before /jp/ was created.

>> No.4568606

>>4568567
It's just another /jp/'s meme, children with their monkey mentality you know? monkey see monkey do.

>> No.4568625

Koreans are rage-filled faggots. Most of their women did surgery. What else do you need to hate them ?

>> No.4568648

I know a Korean guy who can't understand a single word Korean but can talk and write in Chinese.

>> No.4568656

Korea is like Japan but worse. That is why we hate them.

>> No.4568687

sage and report

>> No.4568738
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4568738

in after jealous white boys of his azn date

>> No.4568763

Sure is bias around here.

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4568767

>>4568433
Let's pretend for a second there that you're honest.

What difference does being on /jp/ and fapping to 2Dvs3D make.

Sounds like you want to blame something for the failures you've had up to now and you decided to choose the....internet to blame.

>> No.4568860

>>4568767
I'm pretty sure his post was meant to be read in a more lighthearted manner.

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4568899

See you tomorrow.

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