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4565215 No.4565215[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

hey /jp/, guess what I did today?

nothing, yeah, nothing important

I woke up, with my waifu, I told her good morning and that I was going to grab some lunch, came home and shared my lunch with her, then watched a movie, played some games, made dinner later in the evening for us, listened to some music with her, and right now she's laying with me in bed browsing /jp/ with me.

And guess what, she isn't real, I can't touch her, but does she fill every emotional and human contact desire I have inside of me?

You bet your ass she does.

You can tell me a waifu is something only a crazy man can hold dear, but there is no mental illness occuring within me, I am merely using my imagination to pacify any problems I have.

>> No.4565219

That is normal /jp/ behaviour!

>> No.4565226
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4565226

Fascinating. Also welcome to /jp/.

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4565227

Yes, perception of reality is as important as reality itself.

We've been through this before.

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>there is no mental illness occuring within me
I have bad news.

>> No.4565234

Well, that's what theists have been doing for thousands of years! Congratulations on using your brain to its fullest.

>> No.4565235

Don't we already have one of these threads?

I'm sure it's not dead yet.

>> No.4565236

>>4565215
Meru you're an attention whore you can't have a waifu.

>> No.4565242

>>4565234

Hello, OP.

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>> No.4565269

>>4565242

I know you think you're smart and all, but you're wrong in this case. Study harder.

>> No.4565275

>>4565269

Yeah, you're OP.

>> No.4565316

>>4565275

You'd make a horrible detective. First of all, you fail to notice that I use proper capitalization, always, whereas the OP neglected to do so for the first two sentences. Not to mention, the second sentence is actually an incomplete one.

Second, the OP uses more derogatory language than I do. I would never use "You bet you ass she does."

Keep on failing, anonymous!

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