Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You find the funniest things in the ocean.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647128
YOUR MOM finds the funniest things in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647128
Strange marvellous creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that this is what you should be expecting this Sunday if you're married to a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in the LN Universe and marry a humble succ

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful walking along the beach during winter, those fish get desperate this time of year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647148
Burzum is pretty good at drowning out the noise from fireworks. Never let your thunderbuddy suffer the evil loud fireworks.

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not overwork your assistant fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647148
I buy fireworks explicitly to pick on the hellhound neighbor girl

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink monster drool and sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647166
today is a day off, just give her a sugar cube to relax with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647148
Stronk Hellwan not scared of loud, funny noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647167
Get a liliraune or an alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647166
I will

[Anonymous No.]

Shit stink hellhounds leave. Smell bad and mean. Go away. Post better monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647200

[Anonymous No.]

Think of the children

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647200
>>45647037

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yo anon, check this out!"
>*slosh* *slhoush* *slhourk* *slosh* *sluosh*
>"Hehe, pretty cool, am I right?"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647202
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647218
why arn't you wearing pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647224
maximum equip load

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647224
They'll get in the way of what she's about to do to you.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647247
It's been too long but I refuse to get night elfed again.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647221
>Would you like dinner, bath or me?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could be a dragon's pet human.

[Anonymous No.]

I probably won't make it now, but the timeline should be midnight on 31st, right? Is it UTC, EST, PST, or some other timezone?

[Anonymous No.]

Fug your local bog witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647304
Someone has to fuck the gay outta her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647304
she looks like a dork but she's blue so it makes it ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647300
>timeline
*deadline, fug, it'll be a miracle if I do finish in this state

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647328
Out of the two stories I have read so far one is kinda dodgy on grammer and the other had oddly uniform paragraphs and was also just smut.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647346
winglet

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds smell like bubble slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647348
the soft inner thigh do be inviting though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647348

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647346
No gems in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647364
The downside of having a dragon girlfriend is that she'll scatter gems and gold coins all over your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647389
she is your bed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647395
out of all beds wocks make the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647407
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647407
Delightful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647407
Dormouseful

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/alzjZimzVf
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 65. This concludes the weekly report.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647389
My dragon wife is my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647421
Three mice and fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647423
oh my, ms wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647423
https://imgbox.com/cznuAr4b
They have no defenses against this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647423
Scraping the bottom of that barrel to keep image count up, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647151
I want to marry a zombie from the LNverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647407
Humans should accept chubby girls into their hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647451
Cute Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647463
Don't samefag, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

ghosts with big bobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647477
big ectoplasm storage tanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647443
how you going to embarrass the naked ones?
put more cute, frilly clothes on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647497
Yes. Put a succubi in like 10 layers of Victorian NONSENSE clothes and you WILL see them die of cringe.
>They literally DIE.
>Gotta call in a Unicorn or (worst-case) a Lich to save them.
>Sometimes you get a succuzombie out of it.
>IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647477
>>45647484
Undead milk is the best

[Anonymous No.]

Once you go stone
that's all you'll bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647537
i bet she engraves her dating profile on her plinth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647536
Not sure if the best but it's probably the most abundant one. Considering that you can go to the closest cemetery, pick one and take her home for an unlimited supply of free milk.

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>>45647477

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind exploring a hellhound's digestive tract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647577
did you know busting can make both of you feel good?
bet not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647580
It burns like the fires of hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647586
I ain't afraid of no bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647586
I ain't "fraid of no sleep

I ain't "fraid of no bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647588
An erotic burn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647423
Thanks for the updates. That's one sexy vampire and wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647603
>>45647610
perhaps you should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647300
You got a day at least. I crapped out mine over a similar time period, between work. It’ll be fine.
>>45647337
Where are they? I’d like to read something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot, slimy, sticky, squishy, hellhound tongue
>Tight, slick, hellhound throat
>Hot, slimy, smelly, steamy hellhound stomach
>Thick, sticky, wet, slimy hellhound chyme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647660
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208
latter is the oddly square paragraphs one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647451
well didnt expect that little doodle o mine would end up in the weekly report

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647683
He takes anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647148
The PLAP PLAP PLAP noise will drown out most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647699
i can think of an exception

[Anonymous No.]

Is it racist if I go up to a hellhound or wherewolf and start saying 'woof woof woof' over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647699
ok, but it makes me happy he took my two chibi wurms
I should draw a wurm but as a magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647713
>Anon goes up to a werewolf saying "woof woof woof"
>It translates to "apple ass in my bed make fat"
>She understandably looks at you like you're retarded

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647709
At this point it's funnier than not. I wonder when the art will be good enough to be everywhere but there.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the easiest way to make https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647750
learn forbidden magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647750
Can I ask her husband if I can breastfeed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647750
>hellhound
Make whimpering sounds like you're a puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647727
it's ok. the werewolf or hound will see my be patient I have autism shirt and understand my situation before leaving me be unmolested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647795
>before leaving me be unmolested.
Nope. You'll be seen as not being able to take care of yourself, and you'll be adopted by the pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647750
Just use your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647750
>Dragon
Dragons don't lactate. They're not mammals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647800
miss wan is not autism trained.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how fun it'd be to sleep in a hellhound's stomach after having spent several hours as her human dildo, pleasuring both her intimate holes and being licked and sucked on like a candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647815
This thread is fucked then.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss vampire isn’t so confident in her fancy new outfit now is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647815
She'll try her best to take care of you. Enjoy your raw meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647818
I always figured hellhound would be the type of girl to get into it and accidentally give you second degree burns.
but whatever, protection fags like her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647716
OMG yes! Miss Wurm would be so perfect as a sailor suited warrior of love and justice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647824
Why is vampire bullying so much fun?
I love her but she is so bullyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647846
Mamono mana prevents any actual harm from coming to you.
Worse case scenario is she forgets to spit you back up, and you get a full tour of her intestines, poo and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647815
yes she is.
now get under her sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647804
What's this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>
That's a lot of mentally ill spam. The usual pest is really mad, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647859
it's all their hilarious folklore weaknesses combined with their innate pride

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647872
must be some cursed equipment or something

[Anonymous No.]

he has no votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647900
The contest hasn't started yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647872
Pretending. That's what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647862
Please comm this.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45647678
In their defense the contest was more or less to get newer people writing was it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647848
>Mahou shojou Wurm-chan sees evildoer
>She does her magical girl transformation (She has a little dance as she does)
>She cast the great pebble of justice against the villain (She picks up a piece of the ground, casual turning into a massive chunk of demon silver then tosses that at the villianess at mach 2)l

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647924
I would, but I'm a super poorfag right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647938
>She cast the great pebble of justice against the villain (She picks up a piece of the ground, casual turning into a massive chunk of demon silver then tosses that at the villianess at mach 2)l
>somehow always has an anon on it before she throws
>"defeated" villainess jumps poor sod
>Wurm-chan is becoming a saint for Eros for her deeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647938
>her magical wand is some rebar and concrete

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647971
>tries to "cast magic" on anon
>oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647971
>magic wurm is always followed by an angry foreman telling her to put it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647978
they use demonsilver rebar and sprinkle a little bit into the concrete mix

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647971
>its crudely styled just like the other magical girl wands
>she made it herself
>>45647986
> The foreman is her token mascot

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>>45647926
Don’t remember, but I’ve seen worse than either.
>>45647678
Edginess and smut have their place. Monstergirls are basically the aesthetics of the first for the purpose of the second. Anything else kicking around?

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>>45647818
Has hellhound been the real vore monster all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647859
>>45647880
The haughty prideful girls are inherently bullyable, within reason, mostly sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648001
No, I don't think so. For all you could get she's probably the worst.
Imagine a really fat and unnaturally tall dormouse going around wonderland
>"Fear me!"
>"I am the wrath of mouse incarnate!"
>"Never again!"

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>>45647995
>Edginess and smut have their place.
I really don't care if stories have edge to them. We already went through the pure fluff phase and it was horrible as stories all started to turn into the same story written with a different name for the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>the /d/ cretin is samefagging his garbage again
You'd think he'd have learned to give up by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648052
Drown him out with wholesome posting.
Will you pet the dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648059
Cu sith is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

He's mass spamming and samefagging again, everyone should be reporting all the garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648073
We did get a wikifag update, new content and quite a few new stories now that the deadline is nearby. Makes sense mick would be upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648084
Even the Wurm doodle was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Absolutely have to have dark in order to have light. Gotta have dark, gotta have opposites. Dark and light, light and dark continually in a painting. If you have light on light, you have nothing. If you have dark on dark, you basically have nothing.You know it's like in life. You've gotta have a little sadness once in a while. You know when the good times coming. I'm waiting on the good times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648066
I'll take that as a yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648107
It is a yes.

Not for lewd though. Only wholesome, platonic head-patting. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648017
I don't see a dormouse being a vore monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647407
Well, right next to Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648125
I just like dormouse posting. As do most anons. She might be the most mentioned girl.

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>>45648046
That has nothing to do with fluff, edge, or smut. It’s due to derivative circle-jerking among an incestuous social set. Pretty obvious, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648133
She's a good girl. Imagine a 6' dormouse.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648136
And they're all in on it? Sucks if true.

[Anonymous No.]

Got busy doing other stuff. Here's the Valkyrie one shot that I would've posted yesterday if only the shitposters hadn't arrived.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52618669

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648149
I didn’t mean some conspiracy is in play. A form of reinforcing group-think is explanation enough. That’s known to lead to cloned and samey output.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648183
I know, it came out wrong. Peer pressure and extreme negative reception make anons conform.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are dorks! DORKS!

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>>45648168
Nice! I haven't had a chance to read obviously but one thing I've noticed is that you have very large paragraphs that could definitely be broken up. Especially when there is dialogue buried inside.

I recommend now that you've gotten some words on paper and seem to be increasing with confidence to look at Magus or some of the other top-tier writers and see what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647337
>kinda dodgy on grammer
Ms.Haku is complaining to her Gramma about the grammar of people who are 'Grammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648216
>Poems
Oof

Can you imagine?

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>>45648191
More along the lines of an overly redundant screen that acts as a signal filter, imho. I don’t get flack here, my signals simply don’t get noticed — and there’s not enough pressure from text boxes to make me conform either. Naturally I favor my explanation, what can I say?

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>>45648228
I'll go back and re-format the stories for that later. Mostly wanted to get them typed out so I didn't lose the mental picture I had and the whole auto-delete drafts thing was giving me anxiety so I figured I'd post them once they were done and format later.

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>>45648216
Wrong board, fren. You see you posted a gacha game character outside of /vg/! Don't worry, just try not to do that again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648257
Nobody cares about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648216
Cute!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648257
Oh...no?!

[Anonymous No.]

imagine haku kiki personal maid thats been with you ever since you were born....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648236
ms unicorn's bread and butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648269
it is a little weird you can trade stories with ms merrow for her blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648280
Ms. Unicorn can heal cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648284
You can't. Only other mamono can. Unless the story you share with her ends in a proposal of marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>45648254
>this is what the spiteful furfag that has been desperately screaming for attention the past year tells itself
At this point I feel nothing but pity for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648129
Shogs are the only eldritch girls kind of I like because the transformation leaves you still looking normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648289
she can heal anything

[Anonymous No.]

So I got about 6 days until I have to push out a playable demo. Can you anons think of anything important to add in that time?
I don't have any models ready so can't any more mge girls in time. Dialogue is in a decent spot though, could probably add a lot. Especially if text based porn interests you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648312
>So I got about 6 days until I have to push out a playable demo.
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648321
seek not logic from derangement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648321
4chan game jam day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648289
How does she heal Cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

vampire girl
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53dfzQqgYc

[Anonymous No.]

>45648335
Someone should probably warn that thread about what kind of a lunatic they have hiding there, in case they somehow aren't already aware.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

How long must we suffer the fox menace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648337
They don't need healing. Cheshires are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbI8fyqEto

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648356
his tactless self will find a way to implode, no intervention necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest.
You want to spend the evening inside her gut.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this thread is absolutely fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648379
Somehow I enjoy it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648379
Thanks, Desu. How Desu about you Desu coming up Desu with some Desu content for it, then?

Desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648379
>not filtering the furschizo
your fault. Thread looks fine to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648360
>The mating season for most foxes starts in December and can last through February.
Just a little longer.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think the derailers are Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648360
What was the mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648403
Joke's on them, it only makes me want to touch grass (Alraunes) instead of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648360
How much further do I have to go?
And how much longer 'til I finally know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648411
touch barometz

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648400
Sure you do, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648379
That's how you know how assblasted the furry cuck is about seeing new art and stories, and the community just keeping going in general.

He's probably ban evading to do it too, I saw some of his furshit spam get deleted last thread.

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>45648295
Your potato detector is so terribly calibrated that you’re infamous for it at this point. A schizo wouldn’t have claimed to not get flack, for instance. Also, he would he have opted for the paranoid conspiracy model.

Charge him some fucking rent, already.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648405
trusting a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648423
It makes me wonder who is beating who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648440
No one cares, not even I. Winning on the Special Olympics Internet doesn’t make anyone happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648419
Someone mentioned siths in a story. What more can I feasibly expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648411
consider touching mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

froggers poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648419
He's definitely ban evading. The year's winding down, thread's getting new content and he's still not gotten any art from KC or yerb. That's gotta sting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648475
Time to get that fungicide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648496
that's how you get lamentation mushroom girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648475
I can touch a Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648475
cant touch this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648168
woulda liked a bit more of a conclusion to the end of the story (even just the morning after) but enjoyable nonetheless
you also appear to have a complicated relationship with the sabbath but maybe i'm overthinking it

[Anonymous No.]

We always talk about what we want our wives and monsters to do to us, let's talk about what we would do for them!
I would wanna take cooking lessons to become a great cook for my wife
I'd wanna spoil and pamper my wife rotten, give her fav foods in bed, give her massages. Id wanna be the best hubby possible. Go on cute dates too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
Anything. I've gone on at length about this.
In fact I rarely ever talk about what she'd do for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
i'd give her my klondike bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648496
Mushroom abuse gets you tossed into the mantago pits anon
>>45648509
Good taste
>>45648524
Oh she can touch you anon, you'll see

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
im going to scrub and polish her scales, claws, and chitin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
So when does the game come out again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648552
I'll just buy more fungicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648502
that's genuinely a really good idea for an oc
im stealing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
All of this. Find nice movies for us to watch together while we snuggle. Take her out to dinner. Find excuses to hug and kiss her. Leave cute notes around the house for her to find.

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>>45648532
Our world would have a complicated situation with the Sabbath is sort of what I was going for. Some people would be utterly repulsed, others would consider it weird but harmless and others would be very much into it. I've got a couple Sabbath stories in mind but those are going to require me to really think so I'll hold them back for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
Hypothetically? Tolerate her, but slightly moreso than other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648570
makes sense. a delicate matter, for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648535
I would brush her fur, or polish her nails and chitin. Or both!
I would work with her to buy or build a home that is comfortable for both of us.
I would try to ensure both of us can have the career and family life that we both want.
And I would make sure that we set up extensive wards to keep bicorns away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648567
please do. you could also consider raging or sticky mushroom too
or puffball titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648554
>childhood friend wyvern
>needs regular maintenance or she gets irritated and wont fly
>said maintenance involves polishing her horns and claws, preening her wings, and shampooing her hair
>and to wrap it all up, bathtime sex

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648593
Puffball girls are super thicc, but really light. You can have a 2m tall one with huge T&A sit on your lap with no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648602

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>>45648602
>>45648613
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

I need a kiki that knows how to make a good chicken Sandwich.
And hotwings.
Because god do I not know how to fry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648046
>Fluff phase
Unless you're doing something MGE adjacent or not at all related to Cross' IP you might as well expect negative feedback if you do edgy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648637
I can make edgy mge shit if I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648633
Don't trust a thin kiki with your fried foods. You gotta get one that looks like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648646
God, imagine the jiggles and wiggles that body would make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648644
Do it with a Cursed Sword who is also edgy AF. Cursed Swords are good girls and deserve more love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648646
This is true, its how you know she tries her own cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648644
You can do whatever you want but don't cock slap the mouse trap and cry foul when its metal jaw snaps shut on you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648682
Hey, somebody's gotta protect those mice.

[Anonymous No.]

Threadly reminder to bully lilims (but not too much, there's a science to this sort of thing!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648682
This reminds me I really need to bring the hellhound back. I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648649
>Miss Kiki bounces her hips from side-to-side as she fishes her chicken wings out of the frying oil and quietly sings little made-up songs about making food for Mastah.
>Her head bobs in time with her impromptu song.
>Then she places the wings on paper towels for a few moments while she grabs her homemade wing sauce from the fridge
>You get to watch her whole body jiggle as she tosses the wings and sauce in a big metal bowl--she's very showy about it, and she blushes mightily as she does so.
>She continues to sing quietly to herself as she daintily picks out the wings with a set of tongs and plates them for you.
>Bringing them to you with some crudite and a dipping sauce, she finds a a way to press her breasts together under her arms while putting the plate in front of you.
>"Careful, Mastah! The sauce is very spicy. Please let Miss Kiki know if you need any... milk... for your meal."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648694
I will never bully Lims. Instead, I will gently tease them. Whether I have one or two, they will be gently teased every morning and day and night. But no bully. That is mean.

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>>45648701
My thinking was more along the lines of sex but I guess that works. Minus the whole milk thing. I'm not into that.

[Anonymous No.]

which mg can help me keep my blood sugar low?

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>>45648716
Greenworm to eat all your food before you ever can

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>>45648716
This one.

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>>45648709
You will be punished with gentle mindbreaking by kisses.

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>tfw your wife is a living whetstone
>and other wife is a cursed sword
>foreplay is you taking the sword and using the whetstone to bring the swrd to a razor sharp edge
>All the while sexy music plays in the background as you slowly sharpen the sword, inch by inch
>With some extra nice oil, bringing that edge to a mirror polish
>And u end it by oiling the blade up

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>>45648694
Lilims deserve bullying

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>>45648734
That's hardly a punishment. The only thing that any Lim could ever mete out is to deny me her snugs. But no Lim would do so because that would mean giving up my snugs. And so I will be unpunished.

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>>45648714
Eventually it'd be a jiggly kiki body pressed against Mastah (sexually) kind of thing, but she's a Kiki--she's going to keep flirting with him until he is willing to set aside her homemade chicken wings and sweetly kiss her on the lips while saying, "Thank you, these wings are delicious."
Only for that tiny, tiny slide into inappropriate employer-employee behavior to immediately spiral into eager, sloppy making out, groping, and missionary position sex in with handholding, eye contact, and Mastah demanding Miss Kiki "Get Pregnant!"

But it's gotta build up to that. Miss Kiki plays the long game.

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>>45648741
I would watch this as ASMR and as porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648746
>That's hardly a punishment
that's the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648746
you will receive 1 less waffle on waffle day

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>>45648749
And now an idea bursts into mind of a young master and his faithful chubby, slightly older servants. Thank you, Anon.

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>>45648693
Mice are nice but I’d be afraid of how prolific of breeders they are. Guarantee they have a higher rate of twins and triplets than other Mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648766
I mean. Come on anon.
We know the population is kept down.

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>>45648753
>sword moaning with each inch that is getting sharpened, the whetstone making more "oil" as she gets turned on
>Anon is talking dirty to both of them while making sure he is precise in his every moment
>When anon puts a burr on the sword edge, the cursed sword orgasms and the best and final one is when the edge has mirror polish and can easily shave someone
I would too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648768
Kept down by what?

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>>45648781
Don't worry your little mouse head about it.
*pat pat*

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>>45648781

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>>45648815
This is so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Need bunny wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Heir to a noble family comes of age which sees him and his loyal servants moving into a new estate that's been set aside for him to manage. He does his Mastah things with his servants while his parents arrange a marriage with a human girl. He marries her and after she gives birth to a son, she willingly monsterizes into an undead with the help of the Mastah's mother. Then he officially marries his servants. Just as his father did, his grandfather did, his great grandfather did and so on.

Decent story idea?

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>>45648826
Me too, Anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeq4HgMGrU

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648915
FAT

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648915
That's a big tail. How often do you think her shower drain gets clogged? Weekly?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45648937
but hes being a good boy and shoveling snow

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>>45648959
She's probably just going to grab him in her big gote arms and cuddle him. Note that she doesn't have a sack with her and she's got a bell on (it's between her boobies!), so she's not even being sneaky here. It's just that she's about to snuggle and Anon's busy shoveling.

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>>45648957
Wait, that's no birb!
That's just a girl with fluffy hands!
What kinda birb would put her wings in SLEEVES?
Dumb girl.

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>>45648959
Yeah, but he lost a "you laugh, you go to hell" challenge on MonTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648937
Krampus forgot her man-snatching sack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648980
and her tiny jacket is ineffective for sweaternapping. truly a sad tale

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't let a phantom learn about metal gear.
You're going to be hearing quotes as she talks about Hideous Kojumbo's madness.

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>>45648535
Well aside from learning to cook, taking from on dates,etc, I want to pamper her; a full spa day. Massaging her back, shoulders and scalp. Spending lots of time attending to her hair; with shampoo and conditioner as well as lots of brushing of course. And we can't forget skincare and a manicure too.

[Anonymous No.]

I will fuck the creator goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649025
she retired a while ago though

[Anonymous No.]

鬼

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>>45649031
That won't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, how come no one told me about the new mge kiki doujin that dropped last week?!

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

since it's ded don't forget the best undead
give your blood to the greatest girl today!

[Anonymous No.]

The corruption aspect of MGE is my favorite part. Imagine having a monster wife who desperately wants sons in the family so she helps you build a harem of human women that monsterize after they each give you a son. Bonus points if she's a haughty Ojou obsessed with expanding the bloodline so you're constantly picking up human girls to breed sons into before they get monsterized and take up a specific role in the household.

>start with Ojou Wight
>first wife becomes a Kiki because we need a maid
>second wife becomes a Kej because the wives want an expert of hair styles
>third wife becomes a Troll because the flower garden could really do with some extra oomph
>fourth wife becomes a Werewolf because the wives are concerned their husband needs protection
>so on and so forth until there's over two dozen wives, as many sons and twice as many daughters
>Ojou Wight still demands that the family expand

Hot as hell.

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>>45649144
She's too quick to get her with the garlic

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw big fat sweaty oni wife with bush
sadge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649166
oni sweat should smell like flavored soju based on their color, imo

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[Anonymous No.]

I like MGE because I can have actual safe harem-based incest with my monster sister and monster mom and monster aunts and monster daughters and monster nieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649236
>sweet home alabama

[Anonymous No.]

kiki

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>>45649173
i desire the big fat sweaty oni rape
and the soju scent makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649236
>Anon commissions a portrait of his 'family'
>Reeetard reees that it's AI-crap
>Anon laughs and Nopes
>his inbred daughterfus really do have 6 fingers

Ydy, BillyBobAnon.

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>>45649050
Is that the safe word?
I don't know how to pronounce that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649302
kleaning

>love both sides of your Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>900 lbs and 40' of hebi are now descending upon your location
Yes, that's just one hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649376
that sounds like a big hebi, hopefully we don't attract her sister Big hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649414
>big hebi is a white wurm

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>>45649417
>wurm raised by hebi
scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649414
A long, thick tail to keep you warm on cold nights and to keep your safe from any whore that may attempt to snatch you away for her!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm almost done with my big Lim story. One shots are helping to clear my head. After I finish it, I have a couple ideas for another big story. What sounds more fun?

>Superhero fiction meets D&D style fantasy meets noir detective fiction involving a former Inquisitor, a series of strange murders and a new drug on the streets (harem; Phantom, Ratatoskr, Dhampir, Demon, Salamander)
>Tank crew gets yoinked into the Mamono World and is slowly picked off by their wives as they struggle to find their way home (six smaller stories in one; Cupid, Hellhound, Ogre, Gremlin, Living Armor/Automaton)
>Park Ranger gets tasked with arresting some delinquent canines causing trouble in his state park, ends up in control of the pack and puts them to work in the Park Service (harem; Kobold, Werewolf, Hellhound, Anubis)
>Teacher gets into all sorts of shenanigans trying to keep a horny Baphomet out of the elementary school that he works at because she keeps trying to seduce him and convert the female teachers into Sabbathites
>Horny man gets into all sorts of shenanigans while trying to get an Ushi Oni who was raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha to give in to her dark urges and stop trying to properly court him already
>Young Master is sent off to take over a new plot of land his family purchased and heads out with his three most loyal servants (harem; Kikimora, Anubis, Jinko)
>Man gets claimed by a Phoenix who he learns is on a journey to find her favorite french fry shop in the world which means they both are on a journey

Not going to pump it out, just curious what people might be interested in seeing out of these. Probably go back and format my one shots a bit so they're "cleaner" first.

[Anonymous No.]

Wood Elves are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649505
Who chopped off her ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>2 minutes into Hebi and Chill and she's already naming the 147 kids we're going to have together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649514
Only 147?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649518
I think she was trying not to overwhelm me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649514
>Hebi and Chill
Wonder what's that like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649530
Comfy, lewd, terrifying, and fulfilling all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649531
>Comfy
yes
>lewd
Yes
>terrifying
YES
>fullfilling
>YEEEESSSS....

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>>45649375
>be Anon
>relaxing at home with a kiki-made koffee
>door gets kicked in
>a horde of Onis raiding for gold and single Anons
>Anon's quiet little Kiki karries him over her shoulder and runs into the kitchen
>barrikades the door
>Orcs start battering it down
>Kiki races to the dishwasher, hits the buttons in a kode pattern
>it's full of weaponry neatly on slide-out rakking
>Kiki kocks her Benelli M4
>Anon: Whatthefukk?
>Kiki: "Silly Mashtah, why would a kitchen have a dishwasher when you have a Kiki?"
>she starts kutting demon-silver slug holes in the door and adjacent walls
>kalling slavik obscenities as Onis skream and depart
>klears the shotgun and starts sweeping up splintered wood and plaster
>"Would Mashtah like a fresh koffee?"

It's always the quiet ones.
Never ask about your Kiki's history.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would be like this? How would you react to your wife doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would be like this? How would you react to your wife doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649571
greenworm
she would throw salt at those terrible human woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649583
The Evil Devouring Mean Green, Banned from the Olive Garden in three states, the bane of vegetable farmers. The humble farmers weep at her approach. Simply don't leave your veggies out looking all submissive and edible.

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>>45649571
Basically all of them.
Some would be more polite or diplomatic about it, but still the same.
Except Bicorns.

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>>45649571
It's always the smallest doggos that make the most snapping snarling noise.
Big mamonos aren't going to be as worried that some 3D would be dumb enough to try stealing their Anon, in public at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647145
I wish I was a Subnautica guy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to the smoke store of a Wonderworm who's a hash purist and ask her if she sells vapes and vape juice just to piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647461
>accept a fatty fox into my heart
>heart attack from the lard
>she fucks me, mamano mana fixes it.
scared me for a moment, those endless tofu nights are no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649667
I will tell that worm to give me the best hash
wonder how much wonderworm is wonderwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>deliberately cheating on your shirohebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649690
In Zipangu it is rarely deliberate. Usually a smoke hobo shows up one day and suddenly the Hebi has to deal with half a dozen other wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649698
Immigrant shirohebi then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649151
>S-SHE’S FAST…

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>>45649571
>passing Hellhound slaps your ass
>"you're a fuckable piece of meat, boy"
>smol pomeranian kobold gf she didn't even notice flips her shit and starts threatening her
>heckwan is all "wow calm down lil nigga, s-sorry"

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>>45648535
I never had a wife, or a gf, so I don't know what I should be doing for one. Uhh, i guess i'll look for a better paying job with less work hours so we have more time for things to do together. Though in the ideal scenario i won't need to work after the monstergirls uplift our world.

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>>45649458
I vote for the tank crew, but only because i like tanks and GuP and the russian T-34 movie, but it might get too militarywank for most of the thread anons.
Second vote on kiki+anubis+jinko story. Three best girls in one harem, what else does a man need, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>This is the story of a man named Anon. Anon worked for Tanuki Corp as employee number 427. All day, every day, he would push buttons on his keyboard. Some might have considered it soul-crushing, but Anon was happy, as if he had been made specifically for the job.
>Then one day, something remarkable happened. Anon noticed, that all of his coworkers were gone. Perhaps they were in the meeting room, and anon had simply missed a memo...
The Stanley Parable, but with a Phantom as The Narrator. Would you follow her story or mess it up just for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649892
I will make the Phantom very upset.

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>>45649144
Small note, that's actually a dude

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>>45649375
You need to be at least two to manage a machine gun nest, I will shoot and she will reload.

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>>45649458
The young master one seems neat, imo

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>>45649690
>deliberately not cheating on your Bicorn waifu

>be Anon
>meet other interested single mamonos
>take them out for coffee, to lunch, a walk in the park, sometimes a movie
>chat, laugh, have a great time, they're definitely into Anon, especially with the Bicorn boosted mana marker
>go home to your waifu... alone and sexually unsatisfied
>'sorry honey, it didn't work out, they said no'
>she's disappointed but supportive, 'never say die', she just has to boost Anon's confidence, buys Anon a new suit, fancy cologne - eventually Anon will strike lucky and be able to come home stinking of some dirty cheating mamono.
>
>and all along Anon knows how much he's hurting her with his lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650035
>dirty cheating mamono
ummmm, I sure do hope that does not imply what I think it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650035
>bicorn wants to build a harem forher husband
>retard: haha that means ntr cheating cuckoldry

Mental illnessu

[Anonymous No.]

Remember - adopting the cute puppy is a years-long responsibility, she won't be the lil' pupper for long.

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>>45650046
>>45650073
If Anon only wants to be monogamous with his Bicorn-waifu, it's 'dirty' and 'cheating' even just to be going out picking up other second-wives.
I'm just flipping the whole scenario 180*.

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>>45649849
I'd also vote for Anon-und-Panzer.
There's at least one Tard here who spazzed out at one A03 story just having a 'border guard' in it, so you'll get some noise, but fuck them, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650147
She sure is looking at me intently

[Anonymous No.]

New monster Man-eater (Saccophyte) is now out on patreon, if you're subscribed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650318
Doomerbros, not like this! Ne'er has such a thing happened to the Emerald Isles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650318
So another few months until its fully released.

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>>45650073
Funny, go back about 2-3years and even just mentioning the existence of a Bicorn caused the whole thread to go into a full 'ntr' meltdown.
Now its cheating if Anon doesn't harem them all like pokemons.

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>>45650318
What happens if she Phytes Anon's sacc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649557
>Benelli M4
Not using the Kikilashnikov

[Anonymous No.]

Pls legalize Yuri in MGC so I can safely fap to lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650437
You didn't even bother to find a monster girl image, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife

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>>45650443
>Mfw I looked at the image and even started doing the legwork for it, imagining it as a scene of a younger demon sexually pressuring her older alice sister to make a move on anon so she can finally get in on it.
Still, lazy faggot should have at least added ms paint ears/horns/tails

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't let the hags find me

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>>45649557
>be Anon
>tuesday morning in Anon and his Rata waifu's little coffee-shop
>the local Kiki maidos are having their weekly coffee catch-up after going to the Market early
>delivering the coffees and small cakes
>they're chatting and giggling, just maido-stuff
>'clearing the room'
>'slicing the pie'
>'sweeping the corridor'
>'bagging up the greens'
>'taking out the trash'
>Anon puts the cups down on the table
>it's covered in building plans and surveillance pictures of some bunch of shady Mofuzuka
>Anon just puts the cakes down and backs away slowly...

[Anonymous No.]

Monster's won't find me if I hide under the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650486
Yeah man, under the bed. Totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650467
Hags are extremely sensitive towards nervousness. They smell it in the air like a shark does blood in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650467
>>45650486
Manufactured for bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650486
Ittan-momen says: 'It's a Rule: the Bad monsters can't get you if you're completely covered by the blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650523
I will always remember that Japanese horror taught me better, ghosts can spawn under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650518
>sweater bogey for max soft damage stacking
Once again, who balanced this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650530
Damn japanese ghosts and their ultrasoft bodies

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, Anonyama! Whacha doin' for New Years? No dogs in town all weekend, the streets are ours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650550
New year ARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650543
GHOST BLOWJOB UOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649690
You deserve incineration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650318
>Talk about slowing down production so MGE will become more niche
>Start making more profiles instead
At this point I assume he stopped trying to make the game and actually focused on profiles like people have been scramming at him to do all this time. Still funny tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650634
She's a model and she's looking good

[Anonymous No.]

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Taisui
Taisui's public now too. Shortstack venus flytrap should be next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650704
Apart from the obvious Bicorns and Nuris, Hebis are probably the easiest mamonos to actually cheat on.
>She already goes crazy jealous over every mamono even near Anon, so Anon is used to continually denying he's fucking them, so eventually if Anon does fuck one of them, its just the same as all her other paranoid accusations, so Anon is just going to deny it as usual and by this point she's almost gaslighting herself by all the other accusations being proven incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
The fact is that I just can't figure this one out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649458
>Horny man gets into all sorts of shenanigans while trying to get an Ushi Oni who was raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha to give in to her dark urges and stop trying to properly court him already
This one by a landslide. I love Ushis and I love gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650776
>She gaslights herself so hard she still doesn't think anon is cheating on her even when she walks in on him fucking his Pyrow "friend"

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna send pics to my wife when I'm out cheating on her.
Sure, she's a bicorn and she was the one that set up the date, but it still counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
I'm going to write a Taisui story and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649690
>>45650776
I hate this idea--Shirohebis are good, albeit nervous, girls. They don't deserve this kind of crappy Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650999
This but anon just try to start shit with his stupid idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651056
>Anon tries to start shit online.
>Many (you)s.
>GREAT SUCCESS!
>Irritated Gremlins track him down and pass his address off to the one force that can stop him.
>Anon gets his own harem, all perfectly suited to his behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

Hehe, I'm gonna cheat on my Gremlin GF!
>proceeds to 'cheat' against her in a fighting game by spamming cheesy moves until she gets mad and ragequits and starts seething about using console controllers in these things

[Anonymous No.]

I've been cheating on my slime wife for a while now. Part of me feels like I'm absolute human trash, but I just can't help myself, it feels too good. Just the other night I came home from work, pretending I was too tired to fuck because I was worn out from work, but in reality I just spent the entire bus ride home bouncing this tight office worker slime's ass in my lap. Fuck she was tight, shits so cash. My wife works at home, but contrary to what you'd think she's actually flat out, so we actually get a maid. Now let me tell you, there's literally nothing like fucking the maid right in her slimy wet pussy againt the very wall your wife has to work just on the other side of. Thank fuck she wears headphones for her meetings.

Fuck, I can't even resist these bratty jk slimes, one of them got evidence of my fucking the neighbour slime and now I have to 'work back late' every other Friday afternoon while they all take turns.

I hate it, and it breaks my heart thinking about how my wife would feel if she ever knew, but for some reason she seems almost too oblivious to it. then there's the uncanny fact that I seem to be a total slime pussy magnet. Not to be racist with the 'arr rook same' meme, but they are all eerily familiar to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651154
I was about to tell you to fuck off but I took the time to finish reading the post and I get it I get the meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
>The MGE Wiki and MGR have received special permission to post this profile ahead of its release on Kenkou Cross' main website, it is not permitted to be posted elsewhere.
The fuck, it feels like there's more effort put into coming up with weird exclusivity clauses than into MGE itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651178
I actually think it's the second or third time I've joked about sleeping around on Queen Slimes or Doppel gangers. Ordinarily they're not even that high on my tier list, I guess some part of me just really likes shape shifters/cloners.

Thinking about it this way, the fact that smoke hobo's whole shtick wasn't smoke clones is kinda a let down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648013
Sakya keeps her well fed.

[Anonymous No.]

Hanging out with the boys in MGE sounds cool too. Escaping the clutches of the wives in order to hide somewhere and play vidya together. Everyone silently dreading the sheer bedbreaking sex that they willl be subject to when their wife finds them again. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets say you like fucking your Living Armor wife in her armour. How much armour can you take off her before her body de-materialises? Do you just have to forever leave the boots and helm on?

[Anonymous No.]

>New girl released
I can't pick between the plants

[Anonymous No.]

does the ship of theseus apply to living armours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
>shortstack venus flytrap
>>shortstack
fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650709
At least the paywall stupidity has been sorted out and we're getting new content, but not admitting that the game is dead is a scummy move IMO.
There's probably people still subscribed to patreon hoping that they are funding the RPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651256
I don't think so, but if you keep adding armour to a living armour and then split the suit in half, do you get two loli armours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651278
MITOSIS.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, if you put the wing plates of a dragon Queen, the sabatons of a satyr mercenary, the gauntlets of a hellhound warlord and the breastplate of a minotaur gladiator alongside the helmet of a Kej general, do you get a Living Armor Chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651316
i think you get arrested sometimes but im not an expert

[Anonymous No.]

This is your mandatory/railroaded monstergirl partner if you mostly focus on the main storyline and less on the side quests and side content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651336
GIVE ANY% SPEEDRUN GUIDE NOW. We can always take our time in the Undead Kingdom dlc epilogue afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
Chinese mythology is kind of nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651336
I'm skipping all her dialog and going back to silly side quests

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651267
She doesn't ask--she simply eats small animals in 1 bite. It's cute! Almost as cute as Best Girl.
Kobayashi is Best Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651336
Jolly cooperation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651396
this is what the order fears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651396
Mommy Tiamat probably runs a really fucking successful mother's blog telling young monsters how to raise their daughterus for the first time. Though it probably embarrasses the shit out of her own daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the FUCK keeps letting dark elves into the nunnery?!

[Anonymous No.]

Me, the Order Scholar, in a philosophical live televised debate on MGC television with Doctor Lilim explaining to her that if she has to brainwash me to not want or desire solitude and isolation or a wide berth from her kind then loneliness and absence of mamonos is far better than anything she or monsters can offer me and mankind as a whole. She won't have a comeback or rhetoric retort to that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651514
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651520
Well stop it. They make a mockery of the Cloth, and that's if they even wear it properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45648993
She would definitely start dressing up like Skullface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651514
it'd be kind of discriminatory if they didnt, right? i think its fine. plus, its not like theyre hurting anyone. why dont you like dark elves, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651529
No sorry can't do. My elf wives asked me if I could help their cousins get husbands and I told them to dress as nuns was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651519
You, the order scholar, getting raped on live television by doctor Lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651336
Wow, it's not good. Where can I get the werecat family ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651556
I will not stand for this! I can't to a moment's meditation without a blasted elf blowing into my ear or slapping my ass! This is a travesty and I won't abide it!

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>>45651594
You're proving his point. Monsters are not that nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're proving his poin-PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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>>45651594
>>45651650
>MUH VAGINA THO
>MUH SEX THO
>UMMM UR ORDER THO
Yet more proof that Mons-tards can't debate a wise and learned Order SCHOLAR in anything ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651554
>why dont you like dark elves, anon?
Maybe I'm just sick of the fucking word 'Boya' did you think of that you filthy chocolate ear apologist?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yet more proof that Mons-tards can't debate a wise and learned Orde-PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651272
>There's probably people still subscribed to patreon hoping that they are funding the RPG
You're wrong. Most people on the patreon are there for the game... There was a poll...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651672
>chocolate ear apologist
its their culture anon, and they arent hurting you, be nice. it doesnt cost a cent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650767
>this vore monster
>more vore monsters in the future
I like this new direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651693
Re-read the post before replying, you just agreed with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651711
It's a subtle difference. You said probably.
I said 100% and remember the poll that he ignored the results of.
>I will do a poll to see if you want game or more profiles
>fuck you guys profiles anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651634
Brown elves are made to be raped. They get uppity if they aren't handled in the correct way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651672
They rip out man slave's eyes, nose and ears before selling them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651752
>rape her
>she got what she wanted
>now she's even more uppity
Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651760
>damaging slaves like that
not likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651777
They don't care, mamonos just need a working dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651801
I think I will aim for a gentler girl that rapes me softly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651777
It's the same autistic spammer that's been here for a year every single day, trying to force yet an another meme. You should know this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651752
Uh... you wana rethink that statement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651812
I figured but I just enjoy the conversation and any creativity it brings.

[Anonymous No.]

Blast from the elf past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650332
But don't worry. The romanian is on the case generating fake hype!

[Anonymous No.]

I love this silly lump of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651927
Include the eyes. They're such a great gimmick for murdering people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651927
maybe i'm just not attracted to orange like i am purple. not much of a creeping coin guy either

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wisp is bottomless
>Lich is bottomless
>Hellwan is bottomless
And you retards still wanna get raped by girls with their bare asses out constantly. They’d use “Rome as the Romans” as an excuse to strip you in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651986
ms lich has some compelling research on the health benefits of letting your fellas breathe
it's for your own good, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651776
why is she so fucking shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652097
elf oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651986
Going bottomless is healthy for men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651986
>Wisp
>Lich
>Hellwan
All weak to anal, just wear pants in the relationship (literally)

[Anonymous No.]

any tankanons having the struggling to cum problem? finally settled down, but ive done so much stamina training i can nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652156
>Hellwan
>weak to anal
dont fall for it anon, your dicks never coming out of that hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652156
I see through you. No, I’m not sticking my dick in a dog’s toned rock solid ass. The moment she clenches those cheeks I don’t think I’ll be able to pull out

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45652238
i want to marry this woman and be the happy go luck foil to her edginess

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone found a way to enter Royal Makai without instantly becoming an incubus and getting pounced by powerful monsters? It seems like a fun place to tour (and maybe bully a lilim or two while I'm there), but I don't want the Order to harass me for the rest of my life because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652153
I agree, fellow human. We should approve the undead’s way of life in MGC so all its single human Anon inhabitant be bottomless to get healthier

[Anonymous No.]

youve all be lied to. anal correction is where a monster forces you to fuck her ass. perfect milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652304
You'd have to be brain damaged to return to Order shitholes after having the opportunity to visit a mamono realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652304
i don't think you'd notice becoming an incubus in a lot of cases. like when you get hit by the shockwave of magic released after you watch the demonlord give birth

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651190
Welcome to the new normal I guess. Allegedly KC also likes the bunkerschizos more than our existence as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651986
>local Winterstown man dresses in Yeti fur bikini and scarf, causes stir in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652304
>bully a lilim
>said by a mere human
lol, lmao even. your balls are going to fucking expload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652404
the hunt for the elusive masolilim whose aura compels you to bully her

[Anonymous No.]

i want butalim
the biggest fattest and smelliest of the demon lords daugther

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652156
>>45652164
>>45652177
“I guarantee you this is the way to tame them, observe.”
>Your friend drunkenly says with an air of ( extremely ) undeserved arrogance
>Bends his Hellhound wife over suddenly and plunges his dick into her ass, making her plump yet muscular ass shake
>She yelps in surprise and some disappointment but the show must go on as he keeps fucking her, her fluids hitting the bed as he thumbs her clit in a reach around
>She lets out an almost feral howl as he releases inside of her, face to the bed, her lower back twitching as if gulping down his seed
“See? I told you they were wea—“
>He struggles to pull out, his wife’s ass visibly clenching
>You can hear her laughing as she gets back up, heavy breasts swaying freely
“I thought we were going to make some more pups, but I suppose this is fun too.”
>You can see your friend’s eyes pleading with you as she sits up, forcing him into reverse cowgirl
“I guess the only thing to do correct you is to break you upon the wheel. Really TIRE you out, besides, we’ve put on such a show I think she wants a piece of your little friend too~”
>Look to your left, the fires from your younger Hellhound GF are practically bright blue with full on lust, her feminine juices sizzling as they hit the bedroom floor
>The last thing you can remember that night after sobering up is your pelvis getting wrecked and the smell of bergamot as your now-wife smothered your screams in her fur collar as she rode you like a bucking bronco

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652527
This is why I hate hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652404
Nah, I'm sure to get away with it because my speed is superior. (Well, maybe, anyway.)

[Anonymous No.]

big muscular thighs or big meaty thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649892
>vidya obsessed phantom recreates her favourite narrator based games with you.
Very unexplored territory. Phantoms have shot up in my ranking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652527
sure am glad my platonic hellhound friend would never do anything like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652575
The former for me. The latter still requires a little bit of muscle to look appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652575
Distance and Doumou are two artists who ruined me for life when it comes to meaty thighs that just look so fuckable and breedable when attached to women.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652671
who is distance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652581
>"no!" said anon. "stop!"
>but the narrator did not stop
among the stranger of rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652706
Hentai artist famous for Joshi Lac! and its sequel. Specializes in buxom women with nice asses and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with my lamia? Is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652766
Anon........
look me in the eye, where did you meet her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651718
He allegedly does three weeks on the game one week on the profile per month. I say allegedly because it’s kind of hard to believe at face value.

[Anonymous No.]

Roses are red
Cactus are prickly
Holy shit! That escalated quickly

[Anonymous No.]

has he ever made an official statment about people using his art in ai datasets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647128
always give hebi a warm and cozy hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652807

[Anonymous No.]

It's koturday, heckhound can fuck off now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652527
F-Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652818
ms hebi sure likes hugs. in fact, it's kind of hard to get her to let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652766
That lamia looks good to me, she's strangely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652820
Miss Ushi knows how to treat kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652841
Unfair, free my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652591
>She reveals her real name is Spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652841
This is why I love Ushis, anti-cat protection, and great cooks assuming they're trained.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiseru using boomer wife with her nicotine pouch using zoomer husband

[Anonymous No.]

I want to travel to a MGE merchant republic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue-ER61uE_o

[Anonymous No.]

Kots are the best

[Anonymous No.]

I heard the dark elf twins have a quest for any of you adventurer anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652984
Don't go if you want to keep your face in one piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652779
In the desert where lamias are usually found. Although she was eating sandstone when I met her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653027
anon, u are not the bright one
u picked up a a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>Human boy x mamano smut demon realm contest
>Third place reward: 4 liters of Boxed Wine
>Second place reward: Fifty dollar gift card for a business of your choice
>First place reward: One virgin anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652999
Personally, I want to be their human furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653056
>Miss art fairy got 3rd place
if only she read Loomis.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she like fish so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650776
Anon, monsters can sense what mana is inside you, they'll know if you've had sex. The thing with shirohebi is they are bothered even by you just meeting with another woman, it's not that they'll think you're fucking them if you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45651906
Baskin Robbin’s has 32 flavors and you chose to be salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652304
You don't become an incubus instantly from going to a mamono realm. It takes take for the air to change you. How much time seems to vary depending on various factors, but a short trip would presumably be possible. Just don't eat the food or drink the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45650318
For those curious, she's got pharaoh/apophis-level curves and possibly the thickest thighs of any MGE girl so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649458
park ranger sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653146
I mostly choose to be busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653182
Thanks, wikifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653141
>meet man who fucked unicorn
>know unicorn is chase
>know man is married
>fuck him anyway
>Corrupt unicorn into bicorn
>lmao, nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653301

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>>45653364

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653182
That’s nice. Didn’t ask.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653439
Never claimed you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653467
Would, Zipangu make everything better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653364
Big horns are so erotic
Specially on little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653488
This is getting sad, ochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653412
Which denomination is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653467
Oyakodon Fox love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653533
The horned god.

[Anonymous No.]

this is why you can't trust kejs
https://twitter.com/Mosbles7/status/1740887111266599089?t=Tty-7R67e4nYaAJsfmcKYw&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652398
At least our community is more active than it has been for a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652402
>it's just Papa Wendi without his wife
>he lost a dare an had to go through Winterstown's main square in yeti wear

[Anonymous No.]

I want a family of monster girls to claim. A mother, her sisters and all of her daughters (produced through monsterizing orphan girls she adopted) who will bury me under their sweaty flesh every night after I've had my way with them. I want a variety of bodies. The older monsters have to be MEATY. If they don't jiggle and wiggle during breeding, I'm not satisfied. The daughters need the most variety. Tallflat tomboy, petite and haughty Ojou, at least one Sabbathite and a stinky NEET are the bare minimum.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45649458
Phoenix one is cute plus there isn't alot of stories about em!

[Anonymous No.]

What if elves aged in reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653678

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>>45653708
She had a pretty comfy life. I'd like to walk from town to town learning magic spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653640
I'm 1500 words deep into a story with one of these things, is it going to be okay to post such a thing on Ao3 or will it get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653727
ao3 laughs at dmcas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653558
I never really cared much for keijs, but this is a big weakness of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653727
I'm gonna write a story too except it's gonna be her stealing eyes. We'll see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653727
Don't think KC placed any time-based limits on fan works anyway, the "do not repost" stuff is for the actual art and profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653758
It's pathetic how cucky the thread is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653758
That's alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653727
You can do what you want as long as you don't repost the official artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653765
Absolute faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653767
Draenei sex parties? More likely than you think!

[Anonymous No.]

Hi all, Dogfaced here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52664275?view_full_work=true

This is my submission for Murloc's contest. It's about two teenagers, in a post-portals high school, awkwardly navigating love at a bus stop. If you like slightly dorky but mischievous kejourous, or the idea of a basilisk mother, you might enjoy this one.

Thanks for everyone who liked the last one. Hope everyone has a Happy New Year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653772
Goldshire, how I miss thee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653782
Cutting it a little close to the deadline, you like to live dangerously

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653765
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653782
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653782
Do a cait sith story next please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653772
Human men are made to be dominated by alluring space goat women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653854
Do you mean with or without the extra alien bits?

[Anonymous No.]

Which is better, undead girls going nopan with clothes or undead girls in lingerie only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653869
I mean as entirely women. No degenerate bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653903
Take a walk on the wild side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653109
Why wouldn't she like fish? Fish are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653926
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653789
I'm gonna be living dangerously too if I'm gonna have anything ready for tomorrow, otherwise I'll take it easy after new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653871
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653488
She might as well not even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

The government doesn't want you to know but the wolves in the forest are free, you can just take them. They also like couches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653976
I can't but that's a really nice suzuran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654011
>no fluff on the arms
>no fluff on the legs

This isn't a wolf, this is a human woman with a magic buttplug and fake ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654043
Gross fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653986
>Yes
So undead girls with both clothes and underwear taken off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653871
I'm going to have to go with undead girls in nopan lingerie. Its the best if you think about it. Just a negligee, and maybe some accessories. Ornaments for her pure naked body that don't compete with its beauty, but enhance it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654103
hop hop hop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652581
>vidya phantom discovers a spell to raid anon's dreams
>she takes the chance to create truly schizophrenic experiences, practically a god.
hope you're ready for mashups from hell, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653926
Buddy if I wanted to take a walk on the wild side I'd settle for an Orc or a Night Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey anon, we're out of food
>Either go get some pizza or come over here so I can eat you
She's too much of a fatass to get off her ass to swallow you whole even if you refuse to get the pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

What are they planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654126
She needs her own little harem of scared dormice chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654113

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>>45654114
Eh, my dreams are mosltly me exploring atmospheric, breathtaking landscapes amd running from vaguely threatening presences. Im not really scared.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654130
The end of the Era of Man, the beginning of the Era of Shog-Abog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654144
The moment they cook something bad, they get eaten.
This happens quite often because they often fall asleep while cooking. This can be a good thing as it means they're not awake for when they're eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654170
No more freedom for Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654130
What monstergirls are always planning and scheming: Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653871
You got me at Undead, I'm sold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654130
They're Kiki and The Shogg
Yes Kiki and The Shogg
One is an ingenue
The other's eldritch
They're academy maids
Their hymens have been pierced
They're Kiki
Kiki and The Shogg
Shogg
Shogg
Shogg
Shogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654184
Shog-Abog, Bearer of the Word "Shog" and Abog of the Shog Shog Shog Bog.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654107
>a see-through negligee
>a single frilly thigh strap
>minor accessories like a Wight's tiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654207
Shame most undead can't get tanned for complete gyaru look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654236
I personally prefer purple over brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654175
Adorable, just adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>be anon
>join the sabbath
>find their baphomet
>challenge her!
>she slaps my dick around
>gives it a lick
>unworthy...
>just ignores me after that
>confused
>I joined the sabbath and all I got was this lousy witch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654213
Not the only options of course.
>thin golden chains carefully laying on her body to guide your gaze towards certain areas.
>body painting all over her skin, complementing her natural curves.
>naked hoodie/tshirt
>shibari bondage

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let the hags find me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45649365
Wow that's a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654390
Just stop being such a cute shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654303
If you keep challenging the Baphomet, she'll like the persistence and you'll become worthy enough to be her Onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654422
Ears were not made to be that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654207
After all this time Liches might still be the cutest undead race, the only other to match them are Wight lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654431
what about the wrong lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

auntie reimu looks funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654472
Correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654498
delet this!
Auntie Reimu isn't a you,-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654516
somethings afoot
old auntie reimu isn't supposed to be a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654528
>reimu finally reaches her breaking point
>has yukari turn her into a kitsune for extra power
>shenanigans ensue as she struggles against her new primal desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654528
You're right, she's a kej!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654238
I like the idea that gyaru liches are more purple instead of greyish purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654548
>tfw u end up in monsokyo
>right as newly made fox reimu is almost about to overcome her massive libido
>and u are rather appealing with your young nubile body
>And some women in purple makes your cock big and takes the both of you and toss you both into a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653762
Less cucky and moreso the fact that Cross has DMCAs on speed dial, he's said as much, and people monitor these threads for any wrongthink.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45654777
I love reverse bunny suits I don't care how stupid they are

[Anonymous No.]

Angle

[Anonymous No.]

i desire older monsters who look older
got some saggy tits, chubby body, the works

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654802
Same, specially on little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654731
Ice Queens and Tsuraras are sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653141
Yeah, but that also means Hebis should be able to know their Anons aren't cheating on them and just chill the fuck out.
So either Hebis are blind to mana-marks or just skitz-tards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654872
>>45654872
>little girl
>that pic
anon please, that is a petite women. I swear, sabbath wannabes need to try harder if they're going to infiltrate

[Anonymous No.]

Idea. All Lims have a specialty or focus that they're the best (compared to the rest of their sisters and their mother) at.

>best swordswoman
>best archer
>best enchanter
>best alchemist
>best dancer
>best at creating portals
>best at games
>best knitter
>best infiltrator
>best at corruption (obviously Druella)

So on and so forth. I'm already nearly done with the enchanter Lim's story. Definitely going to do the portal Lim at some point. I got an idea for her that'll be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654666
No. It's that the correct answer is to not write stories about the girl at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654886
imma get the best wurmlim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654886
I want to see the lim that makes a girls only demon realm that transforms any man that stumbles in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653301
Yeah, the whole canon doesn't make sense, especially now everything is mana-monogamy related.
Maybe secretly some Unicorns want to become Bicorns so deliberately choose 'pure' virgin but future harem-master Anons who are going to still want to fuck other mamonos and the bicorn-mana-mark that makes them appear single and attractive to other mamonos happens from the start.
So their Fated-Anon is actually a Fated-Harem-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654886
>portal Lim
Is she going to be a logistics nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654910
This still removes all agency from the unicorn. But KC has always leaned toward turning monster girls into sex objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654200
Cutest duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654921
>But KC has always leaned toward turning monster girls into sex objects.
Anon, thats what they were from the beginning and out of all the retconned stuff from the books of old lore that is the one thing that hasn't changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654912
Yes and very grumpy because she's over a thousand years old so she's in a rush to find her soul mate. He's going to fight off the rape attempt she makes when they first meet and demand she properly court him. Said courting will warm her bitter, grumpybutt heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654933
I know. That's the main reason his world building gets mocked so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you celebrating caturday anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654236
Gyaru spray-gun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654528
Gonna spend all my hard earned quest reward gold on my sexy and bitchy shrine maiden wife! Every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654948
Here you go, catfren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654947
>his world building gets mocked so much.
I don't think anyone here cares about the opinion of those """people"""

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654947
well yeah no shit, all the world building is to the point of making an escapist fantasy where no bad ends happen. It gets nonsensical after he had to autistically explain to all the bad faith idiots that no, you cannot get cucked/have bad ends.
He's not set out to make the next Dune DnD universe here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654960
You're a laughing stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654969
Still no picture. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654963
Tell him to draw more caith sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654963
I, for one, am glad that he shut down NTRfags hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654969
Figured that's you, irish schizo. Thread's lolcow trying to call anyone laughing stock is some peak irony.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the thing that new girl got going for her along with being thicc, she a vorny plant type too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45652177
>dog’s toned rock solid ass
if I wanted to be King Arthur' I'd find a gargoyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654982
We're bringing the hellhound back as pure mge, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite type of beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654981
He's probably gonna rope man.

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>>45654574
Imagine rows of zombies trying to get tanned at the beach and they get cured like hams instead

[Anonymous No.]

got an idea for a story
tsun yet very typical spoiled wurm ojou-chan and normal and quite forward yet young and brazen bodyguard anon.
Young Anon is hired by the wurms family to be her bodyguard while she goes to the big city to study for the first time. Anon instantly proposes when he sets his eyes on the wurm but the wurm is tsun so she sorta maybe, possibly said yes but in the most tsun way. He tries to get closer but wurm does typical tsun actions but with wurm strength. Anon can handle it since he is built tough. The story then shifts to bodyguard anon telling her about the city and she is in awe but is a bit prideful still.

[Anonymous No.]

Spicy hot chocolate aphrodisiac.


Ocelomehs have a secret recipe in which, through a minor ritual, they imbue their famous soft drink with a powerful mix. The male of their choice that drinks this beverage finds himself confused at the strange combination of flavours, but soon hooked to its rich texture and fruity aftertaste. However, as he consumes it, he'll find the spiciness becoming more intense although not painful. By reflex, he'll try to stop drinking, quickly longing for its unique flavor again, finishing it in order.
When the entirety of the drink enters his system, its effects start materializing. The male feels in his mouth an intense, uncomfortable spiccy taste, but no pain. Soon, that feeling starts coursing through his body, from chest to limbs, until his entire body feels spicy and uncomfortable. In this state, he'll try to squelch his thirtst with water or fruit juice, but nothing will seem to have effect, no matter how cold or hot.
At this peak, the Ocelomeh who offered the drink, will start teasing the male about his state, giving him different drinks she knows won't have effect, watching him with a playful grin as he falls into desperation. As the minutes pass, the spicy feeling starts arousing him, causing him to loose control of his desire, turning his skin more sensitive. The Ocelomeh, through gentle, seemingly careless gestures, gives off peaks of her attractive body, tempting him even more.
Approaching her, hypnotized by her hips and caramel skin, he seems particularly drawn to her lips. Closing the distance and meeting lips, the male finds his affliction calmed and pleasure taking its place. But the effect only persists as he's in indulging in the Ocelomeh, and he quickly looses himself. At this moment, the Ocelomeh allows him to feast on her lips but also her body, his lust turning him voracious and begins to explore, finding her skin to taste like honey. Eventually, he'll desire to taste her more private parts to squelch the spicy but also to surrender to the pleasure. The Ocelomeh, looking at him with predator eyes and a satisfied smile, will hold his head gently with her paws, planting a deep kiss that completely surrenders his mind to her.
Finally, she'll make him kneel, like submitted prey, and allow him to eat her flower, finding comfort between her thighs.

Trivia: The ritual mainly consists in imbuing the hot chocolate with different aphrodisiacs, like cat's favorite silver lining and the Demonic Energy of the Ocelomeh, offering the drink to the male of her fancy. When her DE enters his body, it starts interacting with his mana and the subsequent reaction causes pleasure, followed by a feeling of longing. This causes the male to be attracted to that Ocelomeh, seeking pleasure and giving himself to her.
However, it's extremely important to apply a careful amount of both DE and aphrodisiacs, for there have been cases in which a dose too strong caused the male to become impatient, overwhelmed by lust, ended up assaulting the Ocelomeh and turning predator into prey.

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>>45655098
When do they sacrifice them and eat his heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655025
The kind that comes with fat oni tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655108

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>>45655025
Kin of off topic, but if you want to know.
Not a huge fan of beer myself, but i really like german herbes bier. The taste is pretty strong, but something about it feels very refreshing. Coupled with a good fatty meal, or something more traditional. It really hits the spot.
Anyways, getting drunk with monstergirls would be very fun.
>hey anon, look at what i can do
>light weight Succbut one her second bier keeps doing simple party tricks, but is elated to see you hav no idea about magic and somewhat drunk yourself.
>Actively gessing what card you are thinking about, making stuff disappear in fron of your eyes(invisible)
Imagine what the more sophisticated magic users would get up to while drunk, not to mention how flirty, needy and touchy most of them would become.

[Anonymous No.]

>be Ocelomeh
>invader anons come from across the sea
>catch one
>He almost looks forward to it
>probably thinks we're soft like mamono across the ocean
>drag him up the altar
>sacrifice him to invoke the sun god
>tezcat comes, drains him
>the invaders will know the fury of the sun

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>>45655097
Cute. Go for it. Maybe LN would finally feel inspired to draw the wurm Ojousama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655108
How about fat kiki tiddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655143
no i aint got the skills for that, any of the writefags could take it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45655157
You have no skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655165
calm down, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655154

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>>45655154
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655097
>tsun yet very typical spoiled wurm ojou-chan
Tsun Wurm sounds so bizarre. Maybe if she's shy and is accidentally rude, or she's cargo culting characters from stories she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girls
>laugh at how easily you get erect and how quick you cum
>also monster girls (aside virgin dragons)
>pussy evolved to extract cum as efficiently as possible, fighting style and magic solely developed to rape a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655157
>dummy tsun Ojou Wurm
>bodyguard who is technically useless because nothing can harm a Wurm

Sounds like a cute story. Maybe, no promises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655157
>no i aint got the skills for that
Listen anon. Just go for it. No one is born having the skills for anything. Start out small with something that pours from your heart, and maybe you will be surprised to realize that people do like it, even if its a bit rough around the edges.
I speak from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655154
I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655197
People don't like anything unless you are a master.

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>>45655108
>>45655115

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655186
Well, yes. But the man doesn't come out of this a winner.
We don't think much of cows just because we evolved to eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655206
I'm not a master and I got positive responses for my stuff like >>45655197 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655228
idk, they're lying to you. Tough luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655098
I will just eat raging mushroom and rape her. She will submit to my ritual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655206
you just have to not be irish

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>>45655228
Yeah, it's because the quality of any art or writing being posted isn't as important as the quality of the one making it, even if it were a masterpiece.
As long as you aren't a universally hated faggot like a certain someone, even scribbles and grammarless trite are fine.

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>>45655260
Envy of my skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655176
Cocogoat milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655266
I know. Right. I post objectively good stuff and you guys out yourself as faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655284

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>>45655228
Ignore them friend. It was the same thing last year too. We all start somewhere and many of us are happy to help as best we can. Every single author that has graced these threads with stories for the last decade has been there. Some people became big names, others were content to write a couple onehsots. The first story is the hardest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655197
i draw sometimes, writing aint my thing, it happened a couple times that the write fairy smacked me with "Write a cute story" but she hadn't smacked me with that club for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655351
Well if you're happy that's what matters. Maybe she'll bonk you again in the future. Seeing old names return makes me really happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653558
Awesome. I love the hair forming a heart in the last image.
>>45653782
Well done! I'll be sure to give it a read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655350
Just don't write any wrongthink. Or else.

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>>45654985
First of all, she's not necessarily thicc. She's a curvy older woman but it'd be hard to consider her outside of the norm for KC's mamono. I guess the main appeal is the fact that you're constantly getting bathed in digestive juices from the inside of her pitcher which makes you ultra sensitive to her touch and lovemaking and so on so forth. The lid of the pitcher plant is also her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we convince the MGC government that men deserve rights and also should be allowed to vote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655389
Would you fags ever stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655395
I assume he meant that the "digestive" juices just make you horny, not actually harm you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655395
Didn't you keep asking for leaks? I thought you'd be really hyped to learn more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655413
No, I meant talking about the fucking unreleased girl nobody gives a shit about. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

What's she reading about anons?
Wrong answers only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655413
Both the Saccophyte and Claustrophyte have digestive juices that more or less act like powerful aphrodisiacs and melt your clothes, so yes. That is what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655394
Man do have rights. The right to be happy. The right to be loved. The right to live rich, peaceful lives and make loving families.
What more to you want?
Do not lust for the false idols of wealth and power. Be content with what really matters and let your loving leaders be your shepherd.

[Anonymous No.]

Man fuck this. At least frieren has no baggage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655429
>nobody gives a shit about
>literally multiple anons talking about them now
??? are you alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655460
There are more anons posting gachas, kek.

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[Anonymous No.]

>new girl released
>schizo mick having another meltdown over being rejected by /mgt/ meanies
Like in a fucking clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654555
This is why approaching a kej from behind is dangerous; You might get snatched up right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655498
Are you upset over something?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45655445
Will Druella sit on my face if I canvass for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655539
Are you her husband to be? If you've been invited to the royal makai, that's a good sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655546
Damn, I guess I skipped a few steps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655564
Brave man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655546
Druella sits on any face. it's her election promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655459

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655588
Monster politics are so confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655445
unironically this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655591
>find tome
>it summons john wick
>all you have to do is take care of his dog while he kills your enemies

[Anonymous No.]

She's not a smug brat. She's a snug rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655395
He asked a question, I chose to answer it in between rounds with the Argentinian Alp paramour you niggers claim I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655445
hello, demon obaa-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655621

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655394
If you want equal rights you should come to Dragonia. Women aren't allowed to vote either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655122
>Anyways, getting drunk with monstergirls would be very fun.
Just a little drunk would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655122
I didn't know about that but I will try it.
Yes drinking with them would be quite fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655588
What a haughty lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654893
>The correct answer is to not write about the new girl at all
If people want to write about Taisui, Dragonnewt, Malef, or the Man-Eater plant girls I'm sure as shit not going to stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655644
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone familiar with a "bean sandwich" image? A beastwoman with her paws on each side of anon's head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655779
I know it but I don't have it saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655785
Do you recall what girl? I can look it up in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, in any sort of modern setting, I would imagine a good 85-90% of all men end up getting hitched before graduating highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655644
Unfathomably based and divine right to rule pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655751
>do not reproduce
it says it right there...

[Anonymous No.]

Post Chesh's reaction to her being told she's the prettiest cat of all by the man she likes and that he wants to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655789
No idea if it was supposed to be a particular beastgirl at all. Better to just wait for the guy who usually posts it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655852
I did it myself because it's more off topic than on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655859
100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655859

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>>45655859

[Anonymous No.]

Hag Baphomet that tells you she'll be your mommy but she's still short enough she only comes up to your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655877
Sort of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654955
>work for the Adventurer Guild
>Do all sorts of quests all day
>Go home to the shrine after work
>Mamono shrine maiden wife greets you
>Serves you tea and provides lap pillow
>Steamy breeding sex all night
Comfy life in Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655498
I can name a few suspects who aren't the mick

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45655880
bapho housewife is the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655880
Baphomet who tries to act ancient but is actually younger than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653567
>Our community is more active
Hours late response but that hardly matters when you have faggots who literally poison the well against this place and Cross has allegedly been here, not liked it, and decided to kow tow to the bunkerschizos.

So I suppose it's not about quantity but perceived quality.

[Anonymous No.]

Powerful ancient evil monsters are meant to be mothers, how else are all those ancient recipes and baby clothes gonna be passed down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655880
I want a baphomet mommywife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656088
you worry over unnecessary things. none of that matters for our day to day functions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656088
The goal of this thread is neither exclusive mge posting nor about gaining the approval of Cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655880
>but she's still short enough she only comes up to your chest.
>my chest
What am I a manlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656091
Also, they can be converted into cute theatrical dorks, spicing up your romantic life with their oh so evil deeds of love and affection, and dark plots of dating escapades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656136
You're getting shotafied

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656136
She still only comes up to your chest. What's hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656080
Baphomet that acts young and is actually young
Sex with Momonika

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656208
i take 4x damage from gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

sex with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655880
I desire a shortstack family harem. devil sister-wife is my partner in shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656218
Do not have sex with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656221
defying dragons is a bad idea too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656218
I'm not fucking the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656216
>i take 4x damage from gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656225
You can't make me. I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656221
>>45656228
>>45656236
Unwanted sex with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656229
Why are there so many of them?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656245
Pyrows are social creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656245
gyaru hunt in packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656218

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656256
>>45656262
What's the point of hunting in packs if their prey(nerd) would easily be captured with a single member. It unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656106
It only matters insofar that you can't even post the new girls without some power tripping gypsy or his dick riders getting their Japanese sugar daddy to DMCA shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656218
sex with dead dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45655801
>tfw being the plaything of a Pharaoh classmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656296
so, inconsequential?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656176
Aren't Baphos like 3 feet? If a Bapho was up to my chest I would be around 4 feet and a little more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656312
You say that but there are no leaks.
Although nobody really cares about the girl that much on account of not being a hellhound so it just ends up being very annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656319
Baphos have 2 feet, just like most mamono. Centaurs are the ones with 4 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656283
it improves their hunting success rate, of course it's unfair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656345
Im going to fucking kill every chesh in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656352
Cheshire can transform into any monster.
I just want you to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we still in the Ocelomeh era?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656365
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656365
I don't know when the Aztec/Mayan year ends, so I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656216
>>45656262
>sit on a park bench
>suddenly surrounded by momonika sabbath Pyrows that want to show you their student id cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656365
That is not how hands bend. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656384
>I don't know when the Aztec/Mayan year ends
That ended back in 2012 If I recall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656388
That was an era, not a year.

[Anonymous No.]

incan tacokots or aztec ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656395
YOU'RE an era

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656283
Affection debuffs stack so they can quickly overwhelm their prey

[Anonymous No.]

you belong to snakes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656383
>two flank you on each side and sidle up to you, clutching you arms
>one sits in your lap
>two others are already taking pictures
>anon is bluescreening
fiendish

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>>45656396
Tacocats are all Aztec. They don't have an Incan analogue. Kind of like how the only inter-cultural mamono I can think of from Not!México that would have a direct analogue in both Mayan and Aztec would be Kukulkan/Quetzalcoatl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656439
He can think what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656439
well how in gods name am I gonna get my sopa de mariscos now

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys think bogies seduce men? Infinite scarf tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656365
TACO GRANDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656463
fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656462
Aztec tacocat can still make you sopa de mariscos. Incan tacocat would make some kind of Peruvian variant because they were never in México.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656463
Pulling out like 30 hotdog-shaped balloons from their mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656475
i need that south american variant
also do amazons, live in the !amazon rainorest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656501
They're originally from Greece but in the spirit of not being a pedantic peter they can live wherever you want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656471
>goes after bad guys
Define "bad" miss bogey. Bad by your standard or by societal values? Some people might be not even bad, but actually good, hence most people don't even have a grasp on the concept of good and bad as a phenomenon, especially children, who lack experience andfully developed brain. A female on top of this, will inherently will choose opinions based on feelings rather than logic, which implies miss bogey is not qualified to say who is bad and who is good.

Yes, I'm smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656518
good boys don't ask questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656428
Language barriers with monster girls are always so fun

[Anonymous No.]

i desire bogie from tacokot country

[Anonymous No.]

What are the most accepted names for the Mamono Lord and the Hero?

Lilith and Adam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656365
All this Ocelomeh posting is making me consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656552
lily and hero A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656562
A, b, c, d, why stop? Concentrate all the mana on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656571
that'd be bad if for some reason or another the hero decided to switch sides and- ohh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656571
no i meant that he basically a mob character, has a simple face and is basically the most unamusing dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656552
Lilith is the DL's name, the Hero's name hasn't been said so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656552
Lilith is just her presumed name because of her daughters being called the Lilim and that one magical item linked to her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Grown men should only marry lolis and shotas should only marry hags. Grown men should never marry a hag, they are only made for lolis, while shotas should never marry a loli but only hags. This is the way it will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656607
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656590
And I meant she has a mob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656607
I'm 35 and I'm going to marry a hag! I defy your order!

[Anonymous No.]

imm a set my son up with the single kiki that was his wetnurse, it doesn't matter that she got 3 feet and 200lbs on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656628
maids are meant to be large and imposing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656593
Erdrick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656607
nah. I'm marrying both, I will be an eternal teen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656593
rance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656636
those are bodyguard maids, most maids are not that large but that boy needs a big kiki, shes also a proto-kiki variant

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no Tezcatlipoca
>Still no Balrog
Why are we still here, just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

Tezcatlipoca is a big golden statue that doesn't move its lips when it speaks
there's a chesh in a compartment inside who is fucking with the entire ocelomeh society

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656739
to them gold was the shit of the gods
poopcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656607
As a grown man I can agree with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656666
Okay, Satan. If that's what you really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656691
>still no grey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656691
Isn't that what Pyrows are, basically already Balrogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656691
Here. I drew this for you but I used a mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656844
They're minions of Balrogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656625
Anon... you are 35, there are no more hags, only women of the same age...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656855
Pretty desperate cope, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656862
Nta but I’m pretty sure that’s literally what KC said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656879
I know you worship the man but anon wants art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656879
Guess who you just responded to and why he's not making sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656862
it's like the first or second line in their profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656885
I figured it out with his 25 second reply, like holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656885
What fun is there in making sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656889
Don't be too mean. That Anon can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

I am Zeus, I am the king of Olympus and vanquisher of Typhon. I am wielder of keraunos. I fear no monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656898
Didn't he fuck a bunch of monsters anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656895
I know a girl who makes some cents!

[Anonymous No.]

i am anon
i fucked tiamat
i am everyones father
and i am wondering why this generation has issue with sleeping with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656898
Zeus literally made a bunch of monsters for a laugh by getting his dick wet with literally everything with legs.
He'd make the DL blush, well I suppose its a valid reason to not fear monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I am Hoori, I am a fisherman from Japan. AND HOLY FUCK I LOVE DRAGON PUSSY-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656913
>everything with legs
he wasn't that picky

[Anonymous No.]

I am Loki, son of Laufey, and holy fuck I am going to go balls deep in that horned frost giant woman over there and make her give birth to a death goddess, a monstrous wolf that eats one eyes and a giant snake that can literally coil the whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656953
That's not what *I* want a snek to coil around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656988
you can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656988
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656953
don't forget the eight legged centauress Sleipnir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45657006
>centauress
haha. no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656988
Look at that fat fuck snake taking up more than half the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656844
They're minions of the Balrogs per their profile.

>>45656834
>No greys
There's almost no way I can see them being sexy even in the context of MGE.

>>45657006
Loki was Sleipnir's mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45657021

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656405
>gyaru passive aoe that does increased damage the higher your lust is
>getting cornered by them puts you in an unplayable debuff spiral

[Anonymous No.]

let her in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45657046
she doesn't look like a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45654130
>give maids the day off
>they use it to get drunk and heckle you while you do the things they normally do for you
>almost throw up from laughing so hard after you botch a pancake flip
>the next day the kiki insists she would never act so crass even though she has the hangover to prove it
>shog just smiles and hiccups every now and then, creating a shog slime bubble somewhere on her body

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna lift a lizard's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45657123
lewd

[Anonymous No.]

making myself dragon zombie bait by touring dragonia graveyard gardens/expansive and ornate family tombs as part of the tour. Surely they wouldn't just get a random percentage of tourists as sacrifices for ancient malefs that passed before the new DL took over right?

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>>45657133
>there are no particular changes to her personality other than she refuses to believe she died

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>>45657136
>tries to flex her arms and tells you to feel her steely limbs that have felled nations before
>grope her tummy as undeath made her strongfat and squishy
>laughs and says you've fallen prey to her bountiful form anyways

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>>45652984
>captured by dark elf twins
>they drag you to their bandit hideout and demand you cook for them
>think it's a humiliation ritual
>almost a whole day later, no one has eaten anything
>they're whining about how hungry they are while their bellies rumble
>learn they came from nobility back in the elven lands before they came here
>can't cook to save their lives
>can force them to do whatever you want by threatening to strike

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>>45656988
>"Welcome to Snek Club, how snek are you?"

[Anonymous No.]

What was your favourite monster girl doujin this year?

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>>45651248
>watching the superbowl with the boys
>half of the commercials are panicking hebis asking their husbands to come home

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>>45657168
>prideful ancient monsters that refuse to accept their less than ideal modern bodies
alright look, i get that she wont listen but ms fox really has to understand that not many people like ladies as wide as her, if she doesnt go on a diet then she might never find a partner.

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>>45657244
i'd take ms fox without issue

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>>45657249
well, i cant condone supporting her. but thats one less issue.
have fun with your wife who's morbidly a beast.

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>>45657294
shes perfect for being a brood mother

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>>45657244
>>45657294
Post pics or it didn't happen.
I MUST SEE THE MOFUBEAST'S MOFUCORE!

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predictions for next year?

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>>45657333
I just made a 9 pound ham today, so next year I will still have ham to eat.
So I predict that next year I eat ham.

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>>45657333
always like the chinese zodiac art

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>>45657333
Some new authors stick around. Game gets updated. We get a bit of a resurgence.

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>>45657362
I wish Jinkos got more of theirs last year, but Dragons are more popular and have better chances of nice art.

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I will not share the gourmet meat pies I make with Monsters, especially not Wocks.

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>>45657231
This one, probably

Guy beats up a demon so she'll go out with him

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YEARLY reminder to breed your monsterfu

gotta pump those population numbers!

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>>45657383
How cruel

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>>45653782
quite enjoyed the hairplay, the tonic immobility part was super cute
ms nura sure knows how to make an entrance
as far as future stuff goes i was much fascinated by bianca
good stuff

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>>45657392
>this artist
his demon/dragon ones ruined me, now i want proud girls who are total quickshots

[Anonymous No.]

One more day. I'm so excited!

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>>45657394
Imagine being responsible for a population spike for your wife's species

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Thinking of a story idea guys and wanted opinions, the basic synopsis is there's a naive and sweet but strong paladin and he has a squire who isn't as strong but is much wiser and more harsh towards suspected dissenters. The squire who is a girl who loves him btw gets captured during a raid by DL forces, and the demon general recognizes she can be corrupted and turned. The squire in turn will claim her paladin to "protect" him from whore monsters.
What monster should she monsterize into? I was thinking of making her turn into a demon, but on the other hand regular succs never get stories.

I was also thinking of reversing the paladin and squire relationship. Having him be the squire and her being the paladin while keeping the power levels and personality traits the same

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>>45657459
dullahan seems applicable. she can even suppress most of her bodies new urges until the head pops off

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>>45657457
i will father a problematic amount of slimes

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>>45657471
I could see that being interesting, although I would probably change the generals race to Lilim. Might make it Drulla since I feel bad that she always gets murdered in murderfag fics

That would also add the additional layer of her trying to resist the corruption before succumbing to her love and desire.

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>>45657457
This will only happen to anons who breed the species nobody wants

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>>45657457
I want to create an entire new village with my Holstaur wife.

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>>45657459
I'd read it. You could go a lot of directions with the MG. I'd choose something that fits her personality. Is she extreme? Maybe demon. Strong? Maybe salamander. Succs are an excellent generic choice too.

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>>45657459
You probably want to start thinking about how the squire specifically feels about the paladin and how you could make those feelings fit a specific monsterization:
>Living Armor
She wants to protect him. Might work better if she's the paladin and melds with her armor.
>Cursed Sword
She wants to be his champion--her strength to carry out his will.
>Banshee or Wisp
She views her monsterization as a literal death, and one with unrequited love or failure at love to boot.
>Centaur
She wants to ride with him into combat, his sturdy companion.
>Unicorn
She has a healer fetish.
>Succubus
Vanilla option--every mamono is going to want to strip her gear off and get down, and with a succubus you can focus mainly on that--how Miss Squire's unrequited feelings are now too powerful to ignore.

And you can probably come up with a bunch of other things if you want, but they all get pretty specific. You can set them up, if you want, but they're more involved.
>Arachne
Miss Squire makes and mends all their clothing, and she's good at it. She has elaborate plans to seduce him with trickery, but never follows through on them.
ETC. These monsterizations don't flow directly from the official roles you gave us to think about so you have to leave more bits in the story for the reader.

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>>45655877
>haunted cheshire plushie that sucks your dick and calls you an alp

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I will transcend my humanity and become a being of pure energy, I will become intangible and reach a higher mode of existence and power and Monsters will not be able to enslave me.

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>>45657682
>actually the monster rapes you
Not this time. What'll happen is you'll realize that being on a higher plane of existence is lame. People are either meditating on the secrets of whatever latest new-age omnireligion they've decided on following, or they're yelling about courting death at each other and blowing up mountains with a sharp exhale.
Eventually you'll get bored, trap your immortal essence inside a mortal form again, and find a nice girl to settle down with.

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>>45647128
>>45647144

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>>45657731
Is that OP's mom?

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>>45657731
Oh lord forgive me for I am about to sin.

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>>45657731
pet the eel

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>>45657731
cute

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>>45657731
>Unagidusa

Oh boy, I appear to be having lewd thoughts.

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>>45657731
I will now proceeded to pleasure myself with this fish.

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>>45657628
These are all genuis ideas! I was thinking of just letting her choose because the general hands her an encyclopedia, but this is way better

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>>45657682
>idiot tries to become galactus
>succeeds but soon finds out he's changed him irreversibly by leaving the third dimension for the forth one
>cannot become physical anymore or interact with the 3D world again
>can only exist in voice there now
>eases newfound boredom by putting his voices into things like statues or houses to spook others for fun
>eventually wild shog discovers his voice and learns about his predicament
>resolves to always keep bodiless anon company by talking to his voice even if she can't touch him at all
>makes her energy anon happy by being with him for all eternity and talking to him every day
Monsters find a way.

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>>45657459
Make her some sort of elemental but not obviously a monster yet. Maybe her hair or eyes change color

She can do magic now so she might be stronger than the paladin, but have her gradually lose the ability to look human. Especially in times of extreme stress/lust. Something like having her sweat to an obviously inhuman degree because she's an Undine trying to hide it or accidentally set fires because she's too surprised and unfocused to not burst into flames

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>Valkyries are thing
>Seen Norse mythology brought up from time to time in MGE talks

So how's MGE Thor and Odin gonna be like, gijinka'd into pretty anime women? Or depicted as their mythology accurate male selves? So Odin, despite being called "All-Father" by the Norse and Viking peoples of MGE he is an Archangel or any higher ranking angel official ultimately working for the Chief Goddess who's assigned to govern the Norse realms of MGE. While MGE Thor battles against evil Norse Lilims and Sabbaths? Plus, imagine and picture MGE Odin to be as manipulative and bad as God of War Ragnarok Odin?

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>>45657627
Oh she is very, very extreme. The naive nice guy actually has to stop her from killing a suspected monster. She's extremely zealous
>>45657519
I will personally increase the mimic and mantago population by the thousands then

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>>45657811
I hope Fenrir's like, a frosty-flavored hellwan, a helwan if you will, with runic markings and a half-shaved head

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>>45657826
>She's extremely zealous
Would that translate into her being equally zealous for the MGs? What motivation would she have to not only become a mamono but go from wanting to kill one to wanting to help them with their new world order?

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>>45657811
I think it's funnier if Odin is an old man seething that his Vakyries stopped gathering warriors to join the Einherjer because they're too busy having sex with men after getting mana bombed instead and he gets even more jilted by the fact that Ragnaroks called off because now Fenrir and Jormungandr are a cute wolfgirl and lamia thanks to mana and Surtr no longer cares either because he's too busy loving Sinmara after she got hit with mamono mana too so Odin's so angry that he's still on the Chief God's side.

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mgs pic you shouldn't open if you are alone

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>>45657838
the two shold fuck and seethe together until that seething flames turns into flames o passion for each other

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>>45657839

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>>45657864
Still would, Meiling is always fuckable.

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>>45657864
100% would, I don't care how evil the hong is. I WILL flirt with her!

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>>45657837
>Would that translate into being zealous for the monsters
Maybe... It would probably happen after she claims her husband and drowns herself and him in love and pleasure. Maybe I'll explore her guilt or something

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>>45647151

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>>45657826
Another one for the cute dork collection

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>>45647151
I will adopt a marshmallow cat

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>>45657919
I live for the unrestrained joy present in so many of LN's images.
I want to see a succ jump for joy.
I want to see a wurm :D
I want to see yeti and paladin high five each other

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>>45657919
I wish to try her breast

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>>45657919
Need me a face full of that.

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Me poking a Bapho's flat chest and making fun of her because her paizuri game is nonexistent.

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I headcanon winter girls as extreme yanderes

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>>45657919
fucking lovely
>>45657935
wurm going :D are very precious

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>>45657975
Wurmy is a treasure who deserves to be loved and protected.
Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and a terrible person.

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in the monster girl's world there's an artist with a style similar to LN who likes to draw a monster girl's husbando

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>>45658011
Now there's a happy ending that would heal the world.

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>>45657811
I’ve had ideas about how to tackle that but I’m not sure I’m strong enough to at all write it down.

[Anonymous No.]

Rosa with her big hat. Say something nice about it.

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>>45658053
That's a nice hat.
For a dork.

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>>45658053
Great look for a dork like her.

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>>45658053
The ribboning is nice? I mean, I guess I'd fuck it. I'm more of a bonnet man m'self. I like a looser structure. More give.

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>>45658053
can she throw it like kung lao

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>>45658087
This, that would make her pretty cool actually and not a dork.

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>>45658053
perfect hat for stealing

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>>45658053
I'll give you 2 refined for it

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck would I want to date a Demon? They're a fucking demon! They're evil! That's the point. No I'm not gonna fall for some smoothbrain trite about le good Demons or that they're misunderstood. That is fundamentally not the point. And don't try to sell me that "well uh demon had a classical description about anything that was supernatural" shit either, because the vast majority of any fucker you can put under that umbrella is guess what? That's right, FUCKING EVIL. So no, I will NOT date a Demon, or an Imp, or a Succubus, or a Lilim. I'll date a pretty golden Angel babe instead because Angels are a force of good.

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>>45658121
>FUCKING EVIL
don't mind if I do

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>>45658121
>They're evil!
thats what makes it hotter

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>>45658121
Good for you man
Personally, I'd have trouble believing anyone that calls themselves a "force of good" but hey, heaven needs suckers, too, amirite?

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>>45658053
She's a dork with a big hat

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>>45658121
>Angels are a force of good
>he says before he gets raped for 20000 years

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>>45658121
Reminder that according to mythology the reason Demons like to go after humans is because our souls have a little bit of divinity which they crave. Demons have been stripped of their divinity so hugging their husband makes them feel whole again. Please marry Demons. Please give Demons snugs.

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>>45658175
I don't even believe in the soul, it's all chemicals in your brain Asmodea

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>>45658233
If you can't believe in yourself, then at least believe in the demon who believes in you.

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>>45658015
They probably call her "EarlyDay" or something.

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>>45658293
>EarlyDay still draws the same Marshmallow Cats
They're the key to all of this

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>>45658249
ms wisp is my designated cheerleader

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>>45658302
>Portals open up
>Not because of any kind of scientific break-through
>But because marshmallow cats...inexplicably willed them into existence??
>No one knows the real reason
>Countless studies were conducted
>But the answer continues to elude them...

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A Vampire couldn't possibly make me fall in love with her the hard way, without any magical assistance or crutches to lean on.

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>>45658586
Wasnt their a plant monster girl called man eater released earlier? Or am thinking wrong?

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>>45658586
That tongue is neither magical nor a crutch and it sure as hell is great at handling something "hard".

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>>45658687
Yeah, so? Any girl with a mouth can suck a dick. Miss Vampire isn't special. Miss Vampire will have to do more than that to make me love her.

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>>45658698
That's until you try a bloodsucking blowjob

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>>45658707
There's literally nothing special about a Vampire's mouth and also that sounds painful. There's no way a Vampire would get me to love her. None.

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>>45658738
Please, vampires are well schooled in the arts of seduction and are the single most involved and knowledgeable monster when it comes to human society and mentality.

She'll be smart and witty in a way that isn't condescending, but engaging. She'll be smug but in a tactful way that acknowledges her own innate superiority while simultaneously giving you amble wiggle room to tease and 'humble' her. She'll develop and active interest in your lifestyle and hobbies, and while she may or may not share them, she'll absolutely exhibit behaviour that not only enables, but enhances them. She'll come with her own highly tasteful array of hobbies and interests, so that you're not just wooing a cardboard carbon copy of yourself with tits, but a developed and realized individual of her own merit, that doesn't just seek to indulge you in what you already have, but to also invite you into her own world of interest and intrigue.

Also do you consider bloodsucking lotus to be a crutch?

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>time for first bloodsucking sexo with vamp gf
>expecting peak intimacy and fancy position combinations
>as soon as you take your pants her brain short circuits from hunger
>just fucking bites your ass like a wild animal

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>>45658780
Get off the internet, Miss Vampire, nobody is falling for it.

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>>45658780
>vampire tries to seduce me
>tell her she acts like a giant dork
>she breaks down completely and experiences a panic attack, has to be taken taken to the ER for an emergency blood drink to recover
Uh huh. Looks like she still isn't capable of making me fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite part of a monstergirl? Is it the tail, the paws, wings? What makes you like that part more over others?

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>>45659017
The part that she's my wife

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>>45659017
The part where she’s an actually good person and actually loves me for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon-kun, there are bad monsters around!
>they want to steal your penis!
>quickly, I will help you hide it so it's safe

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>>45659063
thank you fox-san, you truly are my greatest ally

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>>45654886
I'll be glad to take one that isn't the best at anything and reassure her that she doesn't have to be best

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>>45659017
this >>45659061
but the big and fluffy tails are a close second.

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>>45659134
Would you be willing to take a regular succubus who isn't the best at anything?

[Anonymous No.]

It's the night where selkies, banshees, kelpies and unicorns get scrapped off the floor on Princess's Street

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>>45659270
wine goats seethe at the drinking ability of highland monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Just checked Twitter they actually banned french people from joining. Magus and Murloc are based

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>>45659270
miss unicorn would never!

[Anonymous No.]

What are you doing tonight? You won't be here right?

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>>45659017
giant dog chest fluff, maybe the natural space heater part too, like a giant fluffy engine of destruction

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>>45659344
Where else would I be?

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>>45659344
Finishing the story I have written, and making sure it flows decently well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659368
Partying?
>>45659369
Nerd

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>>45659394
Partying? That doesn't sound like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659344
sleeping

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>>45659418
Doomer fox, she's just like me

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>>45659394
true, i wish i was sleeping instead of doing this but the deadline is soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659246
She’s the best at winning my heart.

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>>45659344
I’ll be at work and here.

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>>45659344
At home eating chicharrones, like every new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>be order soldier
>celebrating on the night of the news that the DL has been vanquished while posted at a swamp fort
>drank too much so went out to the nearby swamp for a piss break
>a fucking Bunyip is in hiding nearby
>get savagely torn apart limb by limb and disemboweled by the Bunyip as it drags me into the swamp after taking my drunk ass by surprise
>fast forward only a decade later
>suddenly pulled back from the afterlife and revived
>some grey girl in a purple cloak there put me back together with foul demonic magic and science to revive me
>explains that there's a new demon lord and she's gone and turned all the monsters into girls and now they only want to love humans
>prithee the fuck
>the goddamn bunyip that killed me is there and she's now a dark grey thing with big boobs that looks more like a human woman
>the cloaked grey one tells me that to repent for her actions in the age of the former DL, the Bunyip that literally killed me is to become my wife and do whatever I wish of her
Excuse me? What the FUCK? Is this supposed to make me feel better about getting brutally mauled and torn apart shred by shred? Are you kidding me?! Is this some kind of sick joke?!

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>>45659668
Not this retard again. Can you go cry about your gore fantasies somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659732
Cry about it, I'll post whatever I want.

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>>45659668
That's a cruel lich, ask for a refund in the nearest order church

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>>45659750
Wow you're such a gigachad for posting garbage on basically unmoderated mongolian basket weaving forums, you sure showed us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659600
Homemade?
>>45659584
Sorry for you

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>>45659835
Yes. Cope and seethe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659854
>Homemade?
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45659889
Nice, it's looks like gratons, must be good. You want to share with which Mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45653789
I got a cold just before christmas, then didn't have time to work over actual christmas - so it was all pistons firing the last few days.
>>45657406
Glad you liked it. Nurarihyons are cute.

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>>45659921
Of course i would love to share it with my fox wife, but i don't know if zipangian monsters would eat such fatty foods. Although on further inspection, it seems they have something called kakuni, and they do love their fried foods, so there is a high chance she would enjoy it.

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>>45653782
Don't forget to add the FC23, just in case murloc doesn't see this post.

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>be dragon
>take a short nap after burning down some human kingdom and taking all their gold
>wake up when I sense a thief entering my lair
>prepare to die, human
>wait why is he the same size as me?
>look down at myself
>I look like one of those humans with the ridiculous lumps on their chests
>what kind of magic has the order cooked up now?
>he gives me some bullshit story about a succubus becoming the new Demon Lord and turning all monsters into human girls
>as if that could ever happen
>decide to kill him and find someone else to ask
>my fire doesn't hurt him at all, just burns his clothes off and gives him an erection
So apparently he was telling the truth and I'm his wife now? And why does everyone keep saying I've been "mered"?

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>>45660324
Mered

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>>45660324
The cheshires would have a field day with this dragon if she dared post something like this on 4mon.
>mered
>once a mere lizard, always a mere lizard
>tamed, lmao
>how the mighty fall to the cock
>>she doesn't know what ""mered" means

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>>45660458
Will backfire violently when she will ask why the purple cats aren't married

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>>45658803
>wild attack leaves you drained and delirious
>finally sated after long starvation, she regains her composure, and her intelligence
>the more you fade away and lose your resolve, the more teasing and haughty and deliciously evil she gets
>muster all your defiance and cry out that she'll never get your prized white essence, forgetting that you already came twice hands-free during the sucking
>she blinks and hums at you inquisitively while licking off her fingers, having been too busy cleaning off your stomach and thighs to pay attention to whatever nonsense you just said
>last thing you remember is being interrupted by her teeth diving in on your neck again, going for seconds

[Anonymous No.]

Biiiig friend

[Anonymous No.]

A nice big monster for sleeping on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45660606
In reality you will just feel really cold thanks to the heavy blood loss

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>>45660614
Hog huffing is a spot where pairs compete to make the husband cum as fast as possible without any physical contact, using only the musk from their wives. While High orcs aren't the only species that partake in such activities, it is a tradition among their folk, being first invented by a legendary High orc who's name has been lost to time.

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>>45660614
>Malef being all haughty and mocking anon for being a "mere ape"
>tells him to get down on his knees and worship her scaly feet
>anon releases the valve on his raging mushroom inhaler, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes
>"do you feel in charge?"

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>>45659344
I spent the evening making fun of the natives on TV. Pretty good new year, if you ask me.

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>>45660640
Anon I think it's time you have a talk with your cattledriver. You should be getting some mana back to keep you warm at the very least. I think you're being trafficked into lich servitude and will be cold forever before you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG CHILLING

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>>45660787
I tried but they beat me with iron bars and throw me into isolation for 3 days, my leg still hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45656552
Names are not important.

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>>45660940
Anon, you need to talk to a mindflayer. No mamono would do this w/o knowing you're into it, so this is another case of an Anon who is in denial about his love for extreme BDSM.
You'll be happier once you can talk about it honestly with your wife, and set up safety words and boundaries and the like.

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>>45658646
They’re both on Patreon, which means while you can talk about them in vague terms and maybe* make stories and fan art about them, you can’t actually post the art or profiles of them here. Only on /monster/ or MGR after KC gives his explicit blessing because Chinese cartoon porn is serious fucking business.