Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ocelomeh rituals are truly inscrutable to foreigners.

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[Anonymous No.]

Tacokot is a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Patiently waiting to be eaten by ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite monster girl doujin/hentai manga?

Right answers only

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
SlapStickStike's sandworm doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629926
Gonna bit an oni's boob

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
Is that the one with a noble snake girl? That was a really cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

Krampus will have to get past my Home Alone traps if she wants to get me.

[Anonymous No.]

Just normal regular ol' group of HUMAN Zipangese highschool girls. Nothing suspicious or malicious here, they just laid their eyes on a single lone boy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629926
I LOVE TANNED/CHOCO CATS!

[Anonymous No.]

You have nothing to fear from a Sloth girl. She is literally too slow to be able to catch you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630135
>spends all day just hanging off you
>occasionally give slow kisses all over your face
>uses her claws to give you head scratches when she wants to pamper you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630135
True. It's more of an internal battle, trying to resist the urge to snuggle up next to her when you see her lazily languishing around somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630133
How much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630150
>lie down next to slothgirl
>she lets out a quiet noise of delight and smiles
>slowly wraps her limbs around you
>now you're stuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630135
Imagine the cuddlesex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630135
Imagine the tantric sex.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
Too young and not fat enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
Too young and not fat enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630295
FATTER. OLDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630295
what a big snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630295
OHHHH SNAAAAKEEE NNNHH IIITTS A SNAAKEE

[Anonymous No.]

So. Christmas is well and truly over. Another battle awaits us.

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters need a proper amount of fat, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

I always imagine manticores posting dumb shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630421
Keep those disgusting tumors off of Baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630421
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630423
Cats don't even like squeaky toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629926
Me and my demon girlfriend live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of our allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay if your future Dark Mage wife is just a normal psyche woman not a complete "big boobs Onee-san?"

[Anonymous No.]

>"Tell me I'm pretty!"

[Anonymous No.]

Stop ruining Baphomets with ugly cancer lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat and proud not F A T and round okay? :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a loli that can be both flat and petite and have tits that can be used as pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630421
Don't worry, anons. I'll remove this heretic bapho. Yes, let me just take her to my place, and you won't ever have to worry about her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630449
Nice tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>Pffthehehe, hey, hey anon. Anon! You should put your nuts in my butt! Hahaha! Get it? Get it? Because I'm showing you my butt? And I'm a squirrel? And by nuts I mean your testicles. And Squirrels like nuts. Haha. It was funny... c-come on, it was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630515
Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630440
Shut or I'll give your info to the most sadistic cat trio of Cheshire, Batcat, and taco kot

Or dark elves they work too

[Anonymous No.]

RADICAL SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

Are we posting goats?

[Anonymous No.]

W-Wait a second, Christmas is over! I managed to avoid Miss Krampus this time yet again fair and square! She can't do this! This is cheating! She has to wait until next Christmas to try again! NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630540
gote hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630546
Fool Kwanzaa lasts until the 1st. She still has a holiday to use as an excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630540
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630555
NOBODY FUCKING CELEBRATES KWANZ-MMMPPPHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss the goat

[Anonymous No.]

Why are goats so sexual?
Why am I weak for them?
When will I get a goat wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630583
Goats are man's best wife, it's natural to be weak to them
They are weak to you too so it's fair

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to fuck a Satyros if there's a big ugly patch of fur in the way.

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>>45630598
She's wasting the booze. That's alcohol abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630651
thats why you need to lick it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630546
Get in the sack, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

historically accurate kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>doorbell rings
>you see this through the peephole
>"Open up anon, I've got your Christmas present and you get to unwrap it early!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630697
>early
Lady, Christmas was days ago

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>>45630423

[Anonymous No.]

Finished the Troll one shot. Here it is.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52595581

Might do another one or two one shots. Dunno. Might try to finish my actual big Lim story. Tough decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630701
Exactly she's 363 days early

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630715
Lots of stories these days, I've got 7 I need to read now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
YukibusterZ's hentai mangas. One of the few cases where I can believe the author is a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630598
satyros must either smell amazing or like rubbing alcohol, there's no inbetween. as opposed to krampus, smelling of christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630784
what does bapho smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630784
>Satyros gf always reeks of lean

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bed now but I have decided that I want to do a couple more one shots before going back to try to finish my big story. I'll check this post when I wake up, pick two please.

>Valkyrie assigned to guard the Mamono World side of a portal and soldier assigned to guard the Earth side of a portal have a close encounter after she finally receives her Soul Seeking Orb
>Streamer calls out one of his subscribers for being a dick and calls them a weirdo for trying to keep his focus on them alone, after he bans them things get...hot (Hebi)
>Depressed 30 year old teacher is approached by one of his students whose Soul Seeking Orb confirms he's the Zombie's soulmate
>Kunoichi targets an important leader pre-portals only to discover after dragging him back to her world that he's a Top 10 guild leader for a super obscure MMORPG and one of the Anubis planners kind of fucked up
>Marine gets isekai'd from the beachhead of Iwo Jima straight into the depths of a dungeon in the Mamono World (Cursed Weapon)
>A high school student comes home from visiting his mother to discover that his step-sister has monsterized and she's got plans for him (Malef Dragon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630515
>pull out huge nut-shaped anal beads
>nut rat gets cold sweat and stops being smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630805
I'd say valkyrie and zombie, personally

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster dark knight chasing me
>Just stand directly in front of her
>Give her a smug smile
>Gives me a death/rape stare in reply
>Walks two steps up to me and then a step to the side - but unable to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

Around mamono
Don't go homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631122
>Try this
https://files.catbox.moe/2r6ix7.gif
FLASH STEPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631177
I'm not russian so I'm fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631185
Why do they love Alps so much anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631203
Trad Orth values

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631122
tell her you're the rocks of the eternal shore. monster ladies love that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631203
something in the vodka I imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631122
>Monster dark bishop
>It's like a dark priestess, but consecrated into a dark bishop (big boobs)
>Can walk side by side with her (to look down her cleavage), or directly behind her (to oggle her ass) and you won't get in trouble for it
>Just don't try both at once

[Anonymous No.]

>running from Hellhound that wants to rape me
>thankfully I see a Wurm and she looks friendly
>run up to her shouting "Help! Help!"
>she blinks at me and asks what the matter is
>"There's a Hellhound after me and she wants to rape me! Help!"
>she nods
>proceeds to hold me down and gag me with her tail and help....the Hellhound rape me because her peabrain understanding made her think I meant to help the hound because I didn't specify to help 'me'
Goddamnit Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630805
I like Valkyrie idea
>>45631232
Perfect kot, made for matting press and ear scratches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631281
>he believed the threadcanona about wurms being adorable harmless imbeciles
Turns out they are the rape-y imbeciles

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that "full of baby" pic?

[Anonymous No.]

I took the bus to Hagville. What's the first thing that will happen when I get off at the bus stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631305
I dunno you'll get off the bus? look around? what where you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631305
You look lost. New in town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631305
The locals will get you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631305
Sweatersnatched the moment your foot touched the curb
Yes, they are all waiting in stealth at the stop.
No the GMs will not do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631305
the bus was a mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>anon got his mamono wife
>but still spends too much time posting schizo shit on the chans
>"umm onii-chan..."
>"how can you keep rambling about the satanic elites making child sacrifices to Baphomet"
>"when you are literally married to a Baphomet?"

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>>45631347
>GM stands for Giga MILF

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>>45631389
>ma'am have you been drink holst milk again?
>you know the doctor told you to cut back on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631389
>this is the weakest hag

[Anonymous No.]

hags can't rape people who are sad and depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631471
Forced breastfeeding with a handjob is not rape, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631475
ill just tell her im an ass guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631481
>anon got squished

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>>45631481
>You know what they say, the cure for depression in the heart is depression of the face... by my ass.
>What do you mean nobody says that? I say that.
>*pomf*

[Anonymous No.]

>! WARNING !
>mamano threat approaching facility
>species: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ (roll one)
>threat magnitiude: ... ... ... variable overflow error. please contact headquarters.
>threat class: [threat magnitude missing. did the program error?]
>countermeasure procedure document: [threat class missing. did the program error?]
>contacting headquarters... ... ...
>communications offline.
well anon, which monster girl with a godlike status is approaching your order led facility. whats going to happen?
also, a little slime told me that she's coming for you. so you might wanna keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
>your order led facility
Why would I associate with faggots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631585
well if it was a facility already in mamano territory then you'd already have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631358
>I said they make sacrifices to Moloch, you silly goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
>Nightmare

>Makes everyone else in the facility fall asleep
>No matter their magic protection they are no match for her magic
>Already knew she was coming, she's been probing my dreams for a full week now
>She moves strait towards me, already knowing everything about the facility from the dreams
>Her sheer presence is overwhelming, I'm not even able to run, even if such a notion is as ridiculous as it is worthless
>She just stands before me
>Starts spilling her spaghetti as she attempts to... flirt with me
She seemed so confident and all-powerful in my dreams...
Well, she's still all-powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631638
>>Starts spilling her spaghetti as she attempts to... flirt with me
>"Sooo... you come here often?"
>"I live here"
>"... oh, right"

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>>45631585
>>45631593
>take a job as a night guard at a mamono-led rehabilitation clinic for ancient evils
>the whole place reminds you of a cross between a mental hospital and an SCP facility
>things go smoothly for the first couple of weeks
>then, during your normal patrol, the lights go out for a few seconds
>when the power comes back on, you receive a panicked call from the control room
>"Anon, you need to get out of there! One of the cells is empty and I can't trigger the lockdown!"

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>>45631595
KC needs to adapt the whole schizo pantheon
>MGE Moloch
>edgy kuroferuru sabbath holst appearance
>will corrupt little girls with not-yuri
>then target a shota and form a harem around him with her converted aides
>might keep "kidnapping" girls to add to the harem
>will target mainly orphaned or abused kids so the whole thing is just one big child rescue LARP

[Anonymous No.]

Eehehehehe... ehe... heeh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631886
It's cold outside, maybe I should let her inside, I have a warm sofa where she can sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631886
Need to breed weirdos

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>>45631886
I'm going to put strong LEDs into transparent dildos and make mad fucking bucks selling them in Bug Town

[Anonymous No.]

where is my fucking coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631969
Stolen... by spiders! Goddamn spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
Didn't like the context itself much, but the design was hot.

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>>45630805
>>Streamer calls out one of his subscribers for being a dick and calls them a weirdo for trying to keep his focus on them alone, after he bans them things get...hot (Hebi)
You had me at Hebi! But Valkyrie is my second choice and seems to be the more popular one overall.

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>>45629969

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>>45631565
>Be me
>Working at an Order led facility
>It pays more or less well
>The hours are shit though, i'm very much trapped in the night shift.
>At least it's quiet, and the only thing i have to do is watch over some exotic flower samples that get transported in and out of the facility every couple days.
>Not allowed to touch them or get anywhere close to them. If a single flower has a blemish they would most likely make me disappear.
>Night going as usual, already through my third energy potion when i hear a faint noise.
>It's buzzing.
>A bit strange, usually bees sleep at night, but this one must have gooten trapped in a flower and then panic.
>Not much i could do for the poor bug, so i start making my way to the office.
>buzzing gets louder.
>Did they trap a while bee colony by accident? I really have to report this before they think it's my fault.
>Incredibly loud buzzing, hear vases shatter.
>Shit, what the fuck is going on.
>Go back to investigate.
>Don't see much in the dark, so i turn on the lights.
>A very tall bee like woman is standing there, and bellow her the broken pot.
>It's a fucking monster girl. The fuckers promised i wouldn't have to confront any of those here. What is even the protocol for
>I'm sorry for breaking the pot human. I'm just so tired, my sleep schedule is out of sinc with the sun, and the human artificial lights don't help either. I was supposed to infiltrate a facility where they kept stealing flowers from my green mamono real, but i'm currently so disoriented i don't know where i am. Could you help me out?
>It just keeps getting worse.
>"Stay back you filthy demon. The light of the goddess will smite you if you try to hurt me!"
>Ow, my head. That wasn't so nice.
>Suddently i hear more buzzing from all over the room.
>See normal sized bee women waking up.
>HE WANTS TO HURT THE QUEEN! ATTACK THE HOSTILE TARGET!. ELIMINATE THE DANGER!
>all of them screaming at the same time
>They turn around and start shaking their hips rapidly while slowly approaching
>What?
>In the time that takes me to process what is happeneing, i'm already surrounded
>They start piling on me, get too overheated to fight.
>Shaking bee ass on the left, shaking bee ass on the right
>TAKE MATE TO QUEEN! QUEEN MUST EXAMINE HUSBAND!
>They fly me to their queen
>Oh you poor thing. My workers did a number on you. I can offer you this. Give me the intel about the facility and i'll make sure you will never have to live like this.
>Start talking out of pure fear when security finally arrives, and they see me surrounded by bees
>The guard has betrayed us. Kill the traitor and the abominations.
>MORE HOSTILE TARGETS! SECURE HUSBANDS FOR WORKERS
>Whole facility gets defeated in minutes.
>None were a match for bee twerking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
Ushi-Oni.
>Disable all defensive measures I can.
>Meet her at the front gate with a packed bag and a pair of scissors.
>Politely ask her if I can do a "ribbon-cutting ceremony" before we leave.
>Cut her seal off.
"OK, let's go."
>Fucked by a spider at the front gate for 12 hours straight.
>She doesn't even stop when they bring out the mini gun--and use it on her.
>The bullets only seem to make her hornier!
TL; DR--Ushi is best girl and nobody is immune to the charms of best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630805
>Marine gets isekai'd from the beachhead of Iwo Jima straight into the depths of a dungeon in the Mamono World (Cursed Weapon)

Make it Zipangu and be prepared to turbo racism.

[Anonymous No.]

Tired of all these kots moving in around me, this place is starting to turn into a demon realm and it's playing hell on my weak lungs. And they keep calling me Tom! My name's not Tom! I keep telling them this but they don't listen!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going on a crusade.

I'm gonna turn all the lizardmen that I see into a sappy, emotional girls that cry at the slightly saddest thing in a movie and are overly ecstatic when something good happens. And I'm gonna turn all the salamanders well-behaved, doting housewives that don't even think about fighting anymore. I will tame all the lizards.

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>>45632215
Just be happy it's not werewolves, they have no shame and will tap on your windows in the middle of the night to ask to be let in.

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>>45632314
Anon no! Those are just vampires using a disguise. Do not say yes under any circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632303
Famous last words.

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>>45631717
But does she bankroll her billionaire cabal worshippers in spreading her influence throughout the media and establishment institutions with some New World Economic Brave-New-World plans? MGE Moloch definitely has ratatoskrs in the media and danuki shekelmancers in business finance banking to spread her influence you know? And other "Old Money" aristocrat mamono. (Vampires, dragons, wights, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
>Be me
>Guarding an order facility
>They grafted me in a power armor and gave me a big gun
>Work is mind numbing at best
>Hear a big crash
>See a massive serpentine drake rushing me
>Before I can even react all my mechanical limbs get crushed
>Pain
>Head get crushed too
Wurms don't know the differences between robots and cyborgs, be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
I cannot believe it!
whats going to happen?
>meow meow
>nyaaaaa
>mrrooooowwwww
>hisssss
>purrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632409
I know my abilities. I will conquer those lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632402
They do be looking fluffy tho6

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632505
We even have extremist ratas already
>did you know? girls monsterized before reaching puberty are guaranteed to be virgins!
>visit your local kuroferuru branch to learn more

[Anonymous No.]

Help the tanuki?
>Yes
>No
>Molest

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cumflate a kiki and then watch her try to do her job while she's all cum bloated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Help in a way that allows me to molest her at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Help her in exchange for a favor at a later date. A simple act of kindness today could pay dividends going forward, you don't know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Molest, then ask for payment to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

what if
Kikimora, but with a posh english accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
sniff her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633006
I need a cowboy a night and a samurai
and monster wives for each

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632409
>submit
But salamanders hate that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633060
she wants your tax returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633060
>Try to dodge sally by being submissive
>She gets competitive and tries to out-submissive you
>Wait. Hold on. This isn't how this is supposed to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629926

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Yes, then molest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
Tezcatlipoca are Panther Tacocats

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go and find the arch-Nightmare that's been haunting my dreams for a month now and molest her tits until she apologies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Of course I help her! Imagine if the situation was reversed, don't you think she would help you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633200
Gonna need a big sledgehammer to squish that spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
Yes, and then let her molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

danuskibibi

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any girls you're starting to like which you never thought you'd like? I'm slowly becoming wormfood, seriously the idea of a sandworm keeping me forever trapped in her warm safe cozy place sounds so comfy. I swear I think the first doujin I read was about her or a mimic

I would also want to ride on top of them one day

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl makes the best chubby girl? Holst? P'Orc? Troll? I crave a girl with meat whose body jiggles and wiggles as I breed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633675
Kot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
Tentacle, compared to when I first started. Went from "FUCK NO" to "ok"

[Anonymous No.]

Bully monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
I have arachnophobia so I never thought that I'd like arachnes but I'm starting to like the idea of being tied up in webs. I guess that's one way to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
>Tentacle
>All the horse girls
>Gremlin
>Bird girls

Realizing that Tentacle isn't all about butt stuff was a revelation. Especially as a haremfag. Nabbing a Tentacle wife and plowing her into the bed while her tentacles abuse my other wives sounds...delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633797
>Ever thinking Tentacles were about butt stuff
U wot m80

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

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>>45633888
I blame all the tentacle porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
I think all the horse girls. When I realized I loved their thing and didn't have to use the horse pussy, I just started to like them.
Gonna make a harem oof horse girls. Or is that called a stable?

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>>45633901
Herd. I used to only think they were cute girls that I wouldn't bang but now the idea of having a herd of horse girls to dote on makes me...feel things. Then as I began to like them more and more, the hang up with the horse pussy dissipated and now I'd happily use both sides of all my horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633888
>>45633898
It's still true, just not necessarily your butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633925
That's fine, I'd like to watch my wives get their asses violated by my Tentacle wife while I'm having gentle, loving missionary sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
Trolls, I would have never thought i would like them, but the homely feeling they give off has slowly corrupted me. I started out disliking their big hands but now i think they are cute. Good for hugging and holding me in their loving embrace. I have always liked musk situationally, as long as it's not too exaggerated or disagreeable. Makes me feel closer to the person when i like their natural scent.
Their plant affinity is very interesting to me, wish i could adorn my troll wife with different fashions and then have her grow plants according to the occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631122
>tfw you wake up as the king in a game of monster girl chess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
>https://hentai2read.com/my_inari/
My Inari is my favorite monstergirl doujin.
>https://hentai2read.com/a_tale_of_the_swordswomans_sexual_depravity/
As for hentai that could take place in the MGE world, A Tale of the Swordswoman's Sexual Depravity would be my favorite monsterization story.

[Anonymous No.]

Lick elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Do the dinosaur.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6216236?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634000
What if I don't want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631565
The little slime is getting the spritz too if she even thinks of coming over too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634159
What about a half elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634000
>AI-generated
>sample
The trips are wasted on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45631358
He doesn't want other people desiring his wife he's being protective

[Anonymous No.]

robo :D, normal :D or living doll :D?
all are wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634261
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634270
what? i was distracted by the milk tanks on that girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634270
robo wurm, living doll wurn or normal wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634261
I can understand the normal and mechanical, but isn't digging hard for the doll wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to work out before visiting an Akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634378
I wish I had body like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim not so smug after her "impregnable" defenses are now carrying a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634430
clueless anon who dumped all points into Virility:
>What's the problem, I thought you were proud of your "impregnable" defenses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634367
Doll is magic she as tough as other girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634520
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this sticky situation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
ropers are alright i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45633673
Centaur
>>45633901
Horses have horse pussy. You have to use the horse pussy.

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[Anonymous No.]

succubi are nice

[Anonymous No.]

Idea I just had.

>Lim creates a cult revolving around harems as the basis for her own Mamono Realm which steadily grows thanks to Nurarihyon and Bicorns flocking to her territory with their families
>portals open after a few centuries and she finally finds her soul mate
>he's just as degenerate as she could ever have hoped
>story follows their growing family as he works his way up to 72 wives
>most of the 72 wives will be unique monster girl species with a few duplicates because of well...read the spoiler
>his true harem will be limitless but I want to stop at 72 because I'm not writing a Never Ending Harem Story

Kind of basing the idea around The Lesser Key of Solomon with the grimoire of 72 demons but instead his grimoire and magical abilities grow as he adds a new wife, and her fetishes, to its pages. I know some people don't like harems but for the haremfags, degenerates or those who don't mind either way when it comes to smut, does this have potential? When I say the MC is degenerate, I mean it. A homo will be corrupted into an Alp for immediate dicking, daughterus will be dicked, the MC's single mom will get corrupted and added to the harem...stuff like that. I want to try going way out of my comfort zone for this story since the Lim story I'm working on currently is firmly monogamous and pure. It'll be a long ways off because I want to finish my current story first but my mind is flooding itself with ideas and I just want to get them out so I can focus.

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>inherit a noble title because your great-great-grandfather killed a dragon
>you've never seen one yourself but apparently they're a big enough deal that people assume you're a hero just for being related to him
>one day you receive a message from a frantic scout
>a dragon is attacking the kingdom and the people want you to protect them
>so you ride out to face it
>following the trail of destruction, you soon find an undead woman with wings and and a tail, laying waste to a small town
>as soon as you get close she stops, sniffs the air, and immediately loses interest in the town
>"You..."

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[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys immediately try to find a girl if the portals opened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634705
Gonna fill that undead womb with life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
Oh, I won't have to look. My desire for Lim snuggles practically radiates from my body for miles around. Lims will fly through, sense my desire to snuggle them and I will be swarmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634378
Or use the restroom.

Imagine that breath of hers though. Probably smells like shit. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
I'd let one find me because I'm not the type of person to go and put myself out there. That said, the first girl that shows interest in me would have me; I'm that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
>>45634726>>45634726
would risk my life for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634608
They're not nice they're the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634748
Man
I for one would be terrified of monsters, for both our sakes. I'd be dragged out kicking and screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
don't worry guys, i'll handle ms ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
No, I want to make it fun for them.
Post my adress online and barricade myself. See which girl gets in first.
>TFW none of them even bother
>TFW no face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
imma try and find my wurm wife so we can :d together

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>>45634774
I'd do the same but the Lims would know that I'm putting on a show. I'm sure they'll appreciate it as they carry me and my pets off to found a new Mamono Realm.

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>>45634676
It sounds like a feast for all the anons here with fetishes less vanilla than missionary with an almost human chaste maiden.
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634794
They know you already have a dog

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>>45634676
Decent idea, fits an actual Lim more than the usual threadcanon gap moe dorks though I like both archetypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634808
>me and miss haku

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are the cool seductresses while vanilla succs are the genki dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634861
Really makes you realize the order was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634876
Nope, not even the most degenerate of extremists even approach the evil of Order

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
No, i hate being happy, foxes are too picky anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634676
Kinky.

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>>45634726
I'm probably assume it was a hoax until the monsters were physically on my doorstep.

[Anonymous No.]

You can drink It after she's done bathing in It

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634963
have mercy fairy, i'll work...tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634963
These Fairies of yours, do they ever work on the actual story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634963
cute, imma finish the thing i was drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634975
You can't draw, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634980
>>45634980
wrong person, was gonna finish a drawing of a wurm, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632303
who's talking shit?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45635045
>lizard making a serious posture
>slide under her and pull down her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635052
I want to fondle Morrigan's wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
No, I need to buy a gun first. We can't know if they are rape happy or worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635045
she looks like she fishes for parries

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot Silver and Cold Iron story
I didn't understood the ending, did she kills them? If not why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634988
If you are who I think you are I hope you catch up to my skill level eventually. You been slacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635052
She looks like she fucks a guy that dresses up in a spider costume.

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>>45635079
>shoot the huge armored monster knight after she breaks down the door
>most of the shots bounce off her helmet but one goes through her visor slit
>"Aw fuck that hurts"
>she takes off her helmet and starts checking her face for blood
>"What was that for?"

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>>45635156
She's opened herself up for attack! Fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635156
The gun is meant for me, I know that we can't hurt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635175
I can respect a man with convictions.
There'll be no femdom for you. Only the final act of maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635175
somewhere nearby, ms wisp schlicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635179
>gachashit
>muh femdom muh maledom posting
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635179
I meant if it's not MGE, I don't need to worry if it's a regular mge portal but how can you know? I don't have much to lose so I don't mind going in and scout but I need an easy way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635187
I just post art I like by artists I like. Freng is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635187
It's just schizo mick with his usual spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634711
Would

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630135
i love her and will cuddle with her. love at first sight. we both love getting high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635224
Figured. It's really obvious when the soulless gacha spam starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634862

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634963
edit fairy is cute! cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635312
she has my undivided attention

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45635328
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to put my long division into miss haku's timestable if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635340
learn to multiply with her first

[Anonymous No.]

im really sappy, cuddly, clingy, and emotional. slughtly melancholic. im a writefag.
what monster suits me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635358
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635045
I am.
I'm gonna post online about how most morden lizard girls can't even fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we think the harpies are gonna feature much in part 3?

[Anonymous No.]

Silent Hill nurse monster girls who roam abandonded areas
sometimes men wake up there after falling asleep, in a bed like a patient. weaker. with the nurses coming to 'tend to you'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635375
it's hard for them to be taken seriously when everybody else around them is dong sexual combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635377
>MGQshit
I don't care, Mick. If I wanted to go back to a setting full of unfaithful whores and man eating abominations I'd kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635388
You know that area in baldurs gate 3 with the nurses? Imagine that but the nurses are wisps and the cure is... yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635377
honestly i imagine itll be fucked up weird shit like black alice and beelzebub ||who is fine without the mpreg||, but maybe a harpie scene or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635403
>You know that area in baldurs gate 3 with the nurses?
I don't play faggot games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635408
>discord spoiler
Fucking kill yourself newfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635388
Nobody expects the Fridge Kraken

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45635418
my fault slime im on mobile, mobile muscle memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635422
Vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635312
You know what the most underrated part about miss haku is? Her fluffy curly tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Hounds in Heat, Hellhound Beastial Sex, Breeding Wans Dancing The Mating Dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>trapped in a dark mage's clothes, cumming inside her over and over
>nearly mindbroken
>finally managed to wriggle an arm free
>reach out and grab something
>its a rattle
>mind fully breaks
many such cases. how do you win vs it?

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>>45635097
No, they see she has a real sword and is a high-tier badass, so immediately fuck off.
I was originally going to have her go full JohnWick but (1)it's MGE and (2)why do all the low-tier minions attack JW knowing theyre so unevenly matched and going to die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635312
>miss haku can't figure out why you have such problems listening to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635489
>that face
>those retarded trex arms
>the disgusting pubes
Do you just not have any taste at all? How do you think this shit looks good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635508
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635521
You like shit art, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635527
I like muscle gals and hairy beast women. I can't help what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635505
It was a great story but the end is weird, I really enjoy it until that weird twist at the end. Still my favorite one, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635539
You can help others not see your shit taste by keeping it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635097
>>45635505
>>45635542
From how this story has been described it sounds like absolute shit. Guarantee if I read it right now it would just be generic fantasy slop with the smallest reference to a monster girl in one sentence and nothing after that except for maybe some Elf talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635561
you might be right but i try not to dunk on stories i haven't actually read unless their reputation greatly precedes them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635553
How can you not like pubes. Soft and moist, forbidden mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635566
He's wrong and it's a great MGE story. He just want to start dhity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635575
>He's wrong and it's a great MGE story
You've done nothing to prove otherwise. When someone posts a "MGE" story and using fucking John Wick as a descriptor it's pretty natural to be suspicious. Especially when this all started over an anon wondering if the story ends with murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635377
Man, I wish I could get into paradox. The gameplay is just too boring and takes too long for me to get through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635422
>X to lick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635568
Unkempt pubes are fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635312
Imma suck on her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635614
best get to brushing then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635575
>take a peek at story mentioned
>sithshit mentioned not even a quarter in
Yeah eat shit faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635392
Imagine how flustered they must be when every guy she challenges just think she's a slut asking if they can fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

so i can just walk up to a monster, claim.her, and shes happy about it? i can just grab some gyaru succubus, cuddlefuck them, then marry them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635659
oh boy, it's mick again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635676
yeah but they can also do it to you so you have to be a little careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635659
Lying cunt, fuck off with this last you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635659
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629926

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635685
seems like it, the story has a weird structure problem where it goes six paragraphs without a break
just
like
this
Then after that it starts breaking them up like one time and right back to having no breaks between paragraphs so it's a bit ugly to read.

>>45635691
>A larger Anubis took the clipboard from her subordinate in a long-practiced move, “Good morning, Mister Anon, welcome to our Realm, all good, and…. ah, no Preference? It’s okay, it’s all accepted here, Loli, Hags…”, and here her voice lowered, “…even Cu or Cait Siths …or some Anons are actually into Alps. Don’t worry, they’re actually a good preference as far as I’m concerned, we have so many in Cat-town and of course most normal Anons don’t want one. So…?”
Any mention of it turns the story into complete dogshit, faggot.

>>45635703
Not reading anymore but the above quote is a few paragraphs in and that's when i tapped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635738
It's literally a single line. This reminds me of the blacked lilim story already.
Grow up, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635757
I don't give a shit. Siths need to go back to being in a little box under the floorboards we left them in back when they were first revealed until faggots like you came along and started acting like people actually like furry trash. I'm not going to read that dogshit story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635312
She has my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635738
Literally the line right after.
>Anon shrugged again, “No, sorry, I haven’t really thought about it, but not any of those. I guess I just came for the Realm itself, just the peace and quiet, and I figured if I’m supposed to find the right girl it’ll just happen.”
It just seems to me like you are just being oversensitive.
To anyone else, judge for yourself, don't let some easily triggered anon influence you with his forced drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635792
Any mention of sithshit ruins a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635711
i appreciate traditional monster greetings

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634579
>You have to use the horse pussy.

>be Anon
>Portal!
>in a forest clearing, with a Unicorn
>She's pretty in the front-half, friendly, really nice, and they're getting along great, but Anon isn't really into the /mlp/brony scene
>'I could maybe start with giving a handjob?'
>literally magic-hands best handjob ever
>moves to a blowjob, careful to keep horn to one side
>'We could try my front-pussy?'
>kneeling semi-standing
>incredible virgin pussy
>
>after a while Anon recovers, ready for round two
>[shrug] Might as well go check it out
>lift her tail, perfect pink pussy
>touches it lightly
>Unicorn almost collapses in ahegao
>'Sorry, its just so sensitive. I've never been able to reach back there properly, so I only schlick the front.'
>pure untouched virgin magical unicorn-pussy
>it's like the universe explodes in rainbows as Anon drives his cock into it
>>that's how the horse-types trap their Anon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45635869
missionary and cowgirl become a lot stranger though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635738
>and of course most normal Anons don’t want one.
Hardly Mick shit.
Even after Portals fully open and millions of Anons go through, they've still unwanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635892
It's just funny that an anon says that he is happy he doesn't have to use the horse pussy when mge has explicit lines about being brainwashed into liking the monster parts even if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635887
>>>/vg/
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll be seeing you after class

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635926
>But I'm your co worker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635926
>AI slop
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635926
I'll admit the AI is getting more convincing. I wouldn't have guessed if it hadn't fucked up the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635944
Bullshit, the glowing tits and blurry background are still a dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635944
>I'll admit the AI is getting more convincing.
No it's not. It still has the same lifeless lighting and bland backgrounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635892
Front pussy is for most normal positions, side-spooning leg-locking etc, 'cowgirl' is a bit weird and semi-crushing as she kneels with her horse-belly over Anon, but it would be very intimate to be very carefully pressed under her.

[Anonymous No.]

Free hugs (mandatory)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635976
Then it's not really free, is it? Those are just like state funded hugs or something. Either that or sexual harassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635976
do it coward you won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635993
I don't need snuffshit. I'm killing that slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636007
it'll just melt your clothes or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635944
Nah. While it is starting to get less ugly, the high contrast, soulless eyes and detailless background make it easy to recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636021
I'm still hitting her with a stick until she dies and gives me XP. Slimes are gross anyways, doubt anyone would miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635045
This pic inspired me to make my previous post. She will be putty in my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635908
>be Portal Anubis
>dream job organising the chaos that ensues into meticulous order
>millions of Anon processed through to find their millions of waifus
>millions of paperwork forms meticulously filled out, stamped, processed, filed, and cross-referenced
>finally all the Anons are processed and gappily waifu'd
>still have hundreds of unwanted Cu and Cait Shits
>OCDdoggo can't leave until the work is complete
>no Anon wants one, most are almost physically sick at the suggestion
>even the straggler Anons are Hardnope, would rather take any other mamono
>Tismwan realises she is going to be trapped at the portal for eternity
>FML!
>Starts writing letter to DL, trying to find a polite word for "culling"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636044
that artist made me consider lizards more. turns out i just like longer hair and a different color scheme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636025
/g/ already fixed that. You just don't see it here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636084
Good. The less AIslop posted here the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636085
Trash series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636082
His lizards are top notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636051
I'll take them. I'll take them all. They're hot. Every single one of them. And not just the cats. But the dogs too. They're like animals, and I fucked them like animals. I LOVE THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636051
Cu Sith wouldn't be a hard no for me. I'm not saying I like the snout but she has enough good points that I could overlook it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636120
Fuck off furnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636120
>Cu Sith wouldn't be a hard no for me
Same. Though I'd still want an actual monster girl as well. As in, I'd take a cu sith, but I'll also have to have some other monster girl that isn't furry, like a whitehorn, lamia, dormouse, or whatever. The cu sith would be my side chick.

Cait sith is a hard no however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636051
I would a furry kot. I am cuddle-starved and like kots anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636100
If I was ever going through Salamander territory I'm keeping a shotgun with non-demon silver buckshot on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636150
>>45636156
>>45636120
>>>/trash/
Go back you subhuman faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636157
You hate sallymanders that much, huh?
They won't be interested in you anyways if you don't want to put up a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

mgs, they existed, then some stuff happened and now they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636174
>You hate sallymanders that much, huh?
I don't hate em, I just got stuff to do and demon silver rounds make them all weird and squirmy! Not like they'd take real damage from buckshot, it's just to knock them down

[Anonymous No.]

need beeg tribal lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636097
At least it actually got made.

[Anonymous No.]

the ultimate defense

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636201
Monster girls can still be harmed and killed with traditional weapons, anon. Please don't shoot the sallymanders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636216
but her tail would look really cool with spectral flames

[Anonymous No.]

Does a Dark Priest require the chain on her tail? Wondering if she could use her tail on herself like a Succubus, Lim or Demon and that chain would probably make things weird. Or maybe it's demon silver and actually feels really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636212
omega kawaii!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45630805
Valkyire one is a good premise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636216
Then I'll go with beanbag rounds. I'm gonna shoot em and not with anything else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636224
Please don't do it, anon. Be kind and loving to them. If you want a ghost or undead sallymander, wait until natural death and live as an undead with her then. Give her a chance to live out her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636252
what kind of sally wants to die of old age? they want to go down in a blaze of glory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636233
The chain is probably independant of her. A stylistic choice, or a tool all dark priests use and are given during their formative years. Just part of her bondage, rather than herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635976
Yeti, for the last time that's hug rape, it's illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45632831
I throw pinecones at her for my amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636256
Longer life mean more time to master arts that have yet to be learned. Don't mistake these fighters for mere brutes. Sallymanders are quite the intellectuals too and many become proficient mages.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45636283
>Salamanders can become Mages, Warriors, Knights, Monks and every other class in less than a year at best
>Meanwhile humans need to spend nearly their entire lives to swing a sword just to lose to a monster that will likely make fun of him after he loses
I think I'll use really heavy beanbag rounds instead. Ones that really hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636272
I like that. Now I'm thinking about a Dark Priest who gets a chain tattooed along her tail using demon silver dust instead of a big, heavy chain. Seems like it'd be pretty and serve an extra purpose whenever her tail was put to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>humans
>want to be warriors or mages
>yet their thumb proves evolutionarily they are made for backline duties like blacksmithing and crafting
>super high affinity for support and healing magic
>dick made perfectly for monster pussy
>short (they claim they are tall for human standards lol) height that makes their head perfectly between big monster tits during sex and handjobs
>cum really fast
>cum buckets
>cum is filled with mana that strengthens monster girls further to take care of them or overpower them easier if needed
Human boys bitchscore: 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

I'll make peace with a Lizard by offering to give her the gift of a heat lamp, then she won't attack me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636359
Hellwan paws typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636359
>>45636376
>Hellhound gets "beaten" in a fight with Anon, thinking he's fallen into her trap and how shocked he'll look when she turns the tables on him
>He just walks off, turns out he just wanted to prove himself in a fight
>Hellhound has now been following him for the past four days like a sad puppy, occasionally asking if everything is okay at home or why he's so desperate to prove himself and apologizing for calling him puny/weak
>Still gonna dominate the shit out of him if she gets the chance, but still doesn't feel good knowing she might have actually hurt his feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636256
>they want to go down in a blaze of glory

>be Anon
>challenged by an approaching Salamander
>'Show your weapon!'
>Anon unzips and releases his mushroom-infused D
>Sally goes down 'in a blaze of glory'
>manysuchcases

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
https://exhentai.org/g/932816/7f4eb503e5/
https://exhentai.org/g/834738/ed86550f1f/
https://exhentai.org/g/907372/407c74dd91/
https://exhentai.org/g/1325861/f641b20d33/
https://exhentai.org/g/1429412/078308a816/
https://exhentai.org/g/1471233/8f2f4b8171/

I'm just going to wake up and choose violence because all Zipangan men rightfully belong to fertile Oni women.

[Anonymous No.]

Chuuni Hellwans claim that they are untameable but watch as I rub my wife's belly and call her a good girl! See as I ask for her paw and she presents it! Witness as she chases after the stick I throw and returns it to me! Listen to the sounds of her moaning as I have gentle, loving missionary sex for the purposes of procreation with her! Please ignore the desperate moans that follow. Go away now.

[Anonymous No.]

Give a wurm the :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636435
I don't smile anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>go the Waffle House for a hearty breakfast
>Succ waitress keeps hovering and practically refills my coffee every third sip
>she's wiped down the table in front of me a dozen times
>keeps bending over to give me a clear look up her skirt
>finish my meal and pay
>get up to leave and watch her tail droop with disappointment
>stop at the counter and just stare silently at the manager
>he sighs and nods before pulling out a phone and dialing a number
>turn around, scoop the Succ into a princess carry and carry her out to my car
>happy Succ noises all the way home
>VERY happy Succ noises the rest of the day and night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636489
Wurmy will fix that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636489
She'll make you turn that frown upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636517
>>45636521
>Wurm just flips Anon upside down
>Now he's smiling!
>Joke is so retarded that Anon can't help but laugh
>Wurm quickly turns him back upright so she can see him actually smile
>hugs Anon
>doesn't let Anon go
>says Anon husband now
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636552
This is objectively a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

If a dark mage decides to turn me into a necklace that gets nested between her jugs then that's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636593
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636600
So Mindflayers are now haram too?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to wander into Elf lands.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636615
>>>/vg/
Eat shit. You're on the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636593
That's such weirdly specific fetish, and you know what, go for it, Anon. Find that weird dark mage who'll turn you into her necklace or her panties or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

45636615
Kill thyself

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the mick and his faggot buddies are back from their hourly discord circlejerk to be annoying niggers again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634963
Make it alcohol and I'm good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you do this contest thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I will use condoms with my Kiki because I'm not ready for kids yet and I need time to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636359
>Anon gets mad about being called a bitch
>Finds a cursed, runic sword
>'YOU FOOL THAT'S THE FROSTMOURNE'
>Thirsty edgy Anon becomes a massive attractant to every Undead mamono bachelorette in a 100 km radius
>Valkyries and Paladinfags keep wanting to duel him
>Even the sword's spirit is thirsty for him
>He just wanted to get good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636693
It's okay, she has needles on hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Pear-shaped mamono lolis get dominantly body worshipped (is there a proper term for this?) and slow anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
The monstergirl series by Jun
The goblin doujin by grimgrim
Draph doujins by some artists

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636691
have you written anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636736
shitty flavor of the month anime with an even shitter reddit meme? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636748
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back a mini comm and I really liked it
Pros of knocking up your black harpy wife:
-Happy life
Cons of knocking up your black harpy wife
-No free omelet that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635944
Srsly? It's so obviously AI. It all looks the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636756
Gawdamn them thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636753
That faggot would love dogshit posts like >>45636736 that only exist to waste images on retarded le ebic doomslayer!!! trash. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636691
Write something, stick it on A03 tagged 'FC23', then wait for complaints from skitzos who havent even read it.
Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636756
>Cons of knocking up your black harpy wife
>-No free omelet that day
Also there's the chance the kid won't actually be yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636212
Pet her head while she's rolled up in a ball.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love me some aeldar(elves)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636691
Write a story, put it on AO3 or other hosting site ( If you do not have an account ), tag it with FC23 on it. If not on AO3 just link it in here or to Murloc directly on Twitter or Dicksword.

Rules are simple: Don't write anything just to stir shit up and go against the grain of the thread. Simple as. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636769
Didn't know you had started to do push NTR stuff as well Mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636763
Mmmm... drumsticks

[Anonymous No.]

Since we are on this trend anyway cath palug girl when?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cath_Palug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636789
It's an older black harpy meme. So, please don't say that The Mick came up with it--he's at best just regurgitating it from elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636780
>>45636809
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636789
Old news, he cried about the chesh blacked cuckshit being DMCA'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636789
He's called furcuck for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636693
Sneaky Kiki maido who doesn't swallow after blowjobs and has found a turkey-baster in the kitchen drawer.
Mashtah might as well just fuck her properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636756
>Smug black harpy
That's the face of a girl whos' husband said he might not be ready for kids and then comes back to this

[Anonymous No.]

Don't leave me hanging HCM. I wanted to see you return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636756
dem broodmother hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636907
Literal who

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636906
The kind of father that ends up really doting on his daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the kind of mg that will actually just kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636798
>>45636917
All harpies should have massive hips and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636925
Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636930
>>45636756
You guys need to stop giving black harpies so many french fries. My dick can't handle harpies this thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636746
Just finished 6k between work today. It’s in the style I wanted, and let me shove a fun liberty or two within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636768
>>45636786
Just to be clear, linking it here with FC23 in the name field is good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636951
I'll start giving all kinds of harpies plenty of french fries. I'll give thunderbirds thunder thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

if black harpies are that thick
imagine turkey harpy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636968
As far as I am aware yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636971
I have a pic of exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636376
>>45636359

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636986
Happy thunderbird is good thunderbird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636989
cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

rape

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>drive past Five Guys Burgers & Fries
>it's positively swarmed by Harpies
>pull in and observe
>after a few minutes, watch a man and his Crow Tengu wife walk out
>holy shit
>he's got a massive paper bag packed to the tippy top with fresh fries and his wife keeps nudging him with a wing anxiously
>they get in their car and he starts hand feeding her fries while pulling out
>look back at the building
>Harpies all start jostling around and excitedly hopping about as the line moves further in
>look back up at the sign
>Burgers & is crossed out
>it's just a french fry shop now
>about to leave when I hear a tap at my window
>tall Phoenix is staring at me
>roll down my window and ask if I can help her
>she tells me she needs help with her order
>open my mouth to say no but she reaches up with a clawed foot and pops the door open
>stare at her in shock as she narrows her eyes and says she wants an Ultra Size bag of regular and an Ultra Size bag of cajun
>realize I've just been claimed
>shrug and hop out to get my wife her fries

Harpie courtship rituals drastically changed with the introduction to Earth fast food and the realization that hands are mandatory. Single men beware.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I don't wanna go outside. There's no reason for me to go outside when I can just relax inside all day, anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
Why do I do this to myself. As soon as I posted this greentext I realized this would be a cute story. I'll have to save this somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
Lucky motherfucker getting a phoenix wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
>Burgers & is crossed out
Go to In&Out Burgers
'Burgers' is also crossed out.
It's now just Heckhunds ambushing hungry Anons for some nonconsensual In&Out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
Super cute
>Buy some burger and fries
>Sit down alone
>Thunderbird sit down across you
>Doesn't say anything
>Just looks at you and then looks at the fries
>You hand her one
>"And that's how I meet you mother kids"
Or
>Buy some burger and fries
>See a bunch of harpy type girls staring at you
>Half look at them while you eat
>None of them move a muscle
>"H-hey do any of you want a french fr--"
>It's a mad scramble to see who can accept the fry first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636989
I bet those mutts wouldn't like it if shitpost in their threads about them being weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637111
>Go to buy some nuggets
>Come back with nuggets and a manticore wife
Fast-food places are a dangerous place to be as a single man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
>>45637094
>turns out this is one of many cycles Anon and his Phoenix wife have had
>the first time they met was at a McDonalds after school where he bought her a McFlurry for her birthday and helped feed it to her
>Ever since then every cycle has them meet at a new restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637061

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634726
I will SPRINT to get me an Ushi-Oni no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so how rare would some monsters actually be?
I bet shoggoths wouldnt be anywhere near as populous as this thread made you believe
Same would go for lilims, baphomets, all abyssals, liches, wights, and well, any high level/high tier monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636989
Man, I need to work on my eyes. They suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637158
Cait sith are actually a high level monster and should be quite uncommon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637158
There's SO MANY MORE of these ladies than you'd ever expect. So many Anons gonna fug the devil bug.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637209
Book the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637158
Some monsters like pharaohs, vampires, etc are super rare, lilims are ultra rare, there are only 100 after all. All anons in these threads want rare girls, but they will get wives from normal species and they WILL like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636984
>average turkey harpy ass size
>https://files.catbox.moe/ej7ewt.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637226
I 'unno, if you held a gun to my head I'd say "Ushi" and I'm not sure how rare they are. But there's a ton of mamono I'd be happy with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637226
I won't take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637187
Do I have to fuck the daughter bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637226
I will have a Lim and give my Lim so many Lims that every man who wants a Lim can have a Lim so long as he's willing to be my son-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637158
The MGE world is several times larger and more populous than Earth. A monster species that's "rare" by MGE standards would still be very numerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637222
What are you going to read to her anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637250
Wrong I asked in one of the questions and answers about how many girls there are and KC said exactly the amount that are needed minus one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637209
>>45637222
>How To Discipline Your Shark
>Step 1: Say you'll withhold headrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637244
If I didn't see her coming straight out of DL's womb it is a no go.

[Anonymous No.]

horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637281
But who is supposed to make my Lil Lims happy then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637286

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637286
Guys love a horny lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637066
>take a huge griffon out to dinner
>she orders the giant challenge burger that says it's free if you eat the whole thing in under 60 minutes
>she eats the whole thing in under 5 minutes
>they stopped doing that challenge a few weeks later

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637209
>did you really have to wear that to my parents house?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to leave your cursed swords in holy water over night so they don't influence your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637286

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637352
Fuck, now my brain is chock full of stories involving monster girls and restaurants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637243
Nah. Super specific fetishes are always optional IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637381
Write one! Miss Art Fairy believes in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637386
i miss senko

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637447
>crushes the fairy

[Anonymous No.]

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Where pussy's wetter
Take it from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637447
They've all been added to the list. Whenever I feel up for a one shot, I'll drop a few ideas in here and see what the people want.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>american soldier stationed at the Portal DMZ following the opening of the Portal in Nevada
>tense state of affairs following the attempted invasion of a Demon Overlord named Druella
>thankfully her invasion was thwarted by the fact that even the national guard outnumbers her army 1000 to 1
>her army literally cannot continue its "invasion" because all the members got married in record time
>now we've come an agreement to regulate passage at the Portal DMZ
>we try to keep as little from coming in as possible but people are free to go in
>for some reason most of california has turned into twinkish girls with horns and wings overnight
>some of my old buddies I served alongside are now on the side of Druella's army
>in fact they're the ones selected to be the Monster guards on their side of the portal DMZ
>they stand guard with their wives
>sometimes pop my head through the portal and see Johnson standing there wearing his new Cursed Armor wife and tell them both hi and talk about NASCAR
>some busty lady covered in scales comes through one day looking confused and I'm the only one posted there around atm so I decide to help her
>ask her to state her business
>says she's here to discover new human cuisine
>she almost falls over and apologizes because she used a spell to get "normal legs" because she was told that "humans on the other side would be more comfortable with it"
>explains she's a "Wurm" and actually has a big scaly tail when not using a leg polymorph spell
>ask her if she had anything specific in mind so I can maybe give directions
>says she wants to know where the rocks are
>the what
>genuinely says she eats rocks because she's a Wurm and wanted to try 'earth rocks'
>aw hell no, is that the gruel they feed monsters in lalaland?
>tell her I have something better and take her to a grill to get a big, fat, juicy burger instead
>she's kind of cute desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
>>american soldier stationed at the Portal DMZ
Stopped reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637467
Just like your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637517
I don't have dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
Never write a greentext again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637467
She's into it, Anon. She's got messed up fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637541
I'm talking murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
Ignore the other two faggotroons, continue writing wholesome Wurmtext.

[Anonymous No.]

>have jubjub sit on my face
>end up drowning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637226
>there are only 100 after all.
At 'least' 100
Don't forget that mathematically the number of lims can be proven to be at least 500

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637561
Wow. How many crow tengu do you want? Is your fairy wife OK with a big harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637559
>replying to yourself
Fuck off crossboarder. It's fucking trash and obviously written by some newnigger that hasn't learned to fucking lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jubjubs experience french fry cravings like other birds or is their fanatical obsession with perching on dicks so strong it overrides their most basic instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637574
I hate birds. I'm going to rip that fairy's head off and bolt it's corpse outside my house as a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
Good, cute greentext with smart worldbuilding.

>>45637516
>>45637538
Assholes.

>>45637559
Smart take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637575
Wrong and you didn't even read it, it's just funny shenanigans not /tg/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
Cute, love a wormy story and find it funny to have one sampling rocks
Wurm heist to steal the most rare gems in the world... then eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637575
Mick stop freaking out every time you see someone generate content better than anything you're capable of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
She deserves some rock candy for dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637592
>>45637596
>>45637603
>>45637606
>>45637613
Nice discord raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637587
I don't understand this metaphor--can you drop the euphemisms and explain in plain language the consensual sex acts you wish to have with fairies and harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637596
>retarded le epic alp meme which is an obvious way to tell when a newfaggot is posting since nobody likes those stupid fucking tranny monsters
>wrote desu which absolutely means he fell for the word filter which again, only newfaggots would do
Fuck off

>>45637606
Kill yourself nigger. The only retard who would like that dogshit is the mick and his discord faggot buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637489
bro this perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637619
>SOMEONE DISAGREED WITH ME BEING AN AUTIST, THIS MUST BE A DISCORD RAID!!!!
You can admit you're just having a meltdown because you saw the line "american soldier" and instantly jumped to one of your boogeymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637631
I don't want any sex with either of those monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ignore all this nonsense and instead ask what players should I put for my fantasy dragon ball team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637619
They made it really obvious when an assload of them all suspiciously popped out of nowhere to suck off a shit greentext written by an obvious newfaggot the second it got a negative post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637632
Careful, you'll split your stitches down there getting this mad for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637656
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no inari wife
I don't even want to fluff her tails, I just want to hold hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all newfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637674
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637656
>>45637681
Fuck off with your distraction posts and go back to your trooncord.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this bickering over nothing
well it's getting late anyway, might as well see if it improves in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637686
that's just the thread retard throwing a hissyfit, just ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637686
mick is having another one of his mental breakdowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637682
Total Newfag Death

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637619
I see a cute wurm greentext and I say nice things. I don't even use discord (outside of my PF2E group)

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get this shitposting. He's seething this hard and calling everyone a discord raider over an Alp meme? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637656
MGC's Sally Mander is always a good bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637701
Good riddance.

>>45637707
>>45637708
>>45637713
>>45637717
Hello discord. Having fun circlejerking?

[Anonymous No.]

I just finished the Valkyrie one shot but I think I'm going to wait until later or even until tomorrow to post it. Let the shitposting die down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637741
The less of your discord shit the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637717
did you really expect to hold Mick to some standard and not be disappointed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637728
I dunno she gets substituted quite a bit, I recommend dragonia players, far more consiy

[Anonymous No.]

>newfaggot posts newfaggot story and gets ignored as one should
>mick and his discordfaggot buddies get so assmad likely because one of them wrote the tripe that they sperg out and start calling everyone else Mick as a way to muddy the waters like they do fucking every single time
You know if you want to do any actual damage it would be best to not reuse the exact same tactics you've used for the last fucking year.

[Anonymous No.]

>be American soldier
>stationed in some outpost in Alaska
>keep getting catcalled by polar bear girls
>nobody was taken away yet, but looks like it's only the matter of time
>one almost swiped my MRE, but left it when she noticed I saw her
I bet they don't have to deal with this shit in Area 51.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637801
Epic, my fellow redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637801
Kill yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637717
He has this idea that the thread hates all new content because nobody likes his content, and every now and then he tries to prove it by doing what he's doing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637801
I hear they play paintball with the greys down there

[Anonymous No.]

This guy is having a meltdown literally over the line "american soldier". He's trying to disguise his seethe by claiming it's about newfaggots or alps. Why does the US Army make you so fucking mad bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637835
HFYshit belongs in /tg/. Take your faggoty nonsense somewhere else. I want to read about monster girls, not some military LARP where it's a fat fucking chance someone writing about it actually even served.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider sea slugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637849
I want to be a knight and do knightly military stuff. Like a master at arms or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637861
I do like the "Knight only finds funny looking women in his quest to hunt monsters" meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637856
>it's a secret

Damn monster girls. They'll break and enter, takeover your bathtub and then refuse to elaborate. Gonna go get my salt shaker and chase her out.

[Anonymous No.]

Flirt with the deciduous girls this winter, it makes them feel in blossom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637849
Mm, you sound like a faggot who gives reacharounds. Military monsters are cool and I'd rather read that than your incoherent vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637849
MEDshit belongs in /his/. Take your faggoty nonsense somewhere else. I want to read about monster girls, not some feudal LARP where it's a fat fucking chance someone writing about it was actually even knighted.

[Anonymous No.]

I love HYF (Hot Fluffy Yetis)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637741
Anon, just post it now. They're shitposting with the HOPE of scaring away writers. Don't let them win.
Most of us have a large backlog of shit to read anyway, so it's not likely it makes a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637877
If you didn't want a mermaid in your bathroom then why do you have a little pond in there for her to hang out in?

[Anonymous No.]

>story about man in plate armor with sword fighting monster girl and then fucking them when he lose GOOD
>story about man in ballistic vest with rifle fighting monster girl and then fucking them when he lose BAD!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes, succubi, cats, dogs, rats, elves, vanilla lamias, vanilla mermaids, centaurs.That's the kind of girls you will all get. No rare monsters for any of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637849
Good thing it was a cute greentext about meeting a friendly Wurm and not HFY militarywank about men with no sexual drive dabbing on monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
I see this as an absolute win. I'm a boring, mundane person any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637907
Yes, actually. Helps when the latter has never had a good faith story that didn't involve retarded current day political memes or other shit like humans effortlessly besting/killing monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to sit around in a bar with old grumpy gobs talking about how there's some strange folk crossing about.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you call a hatter a 'fun guy'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637896
The fluffier the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637919
I don't even know who the latter is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637919
Oh look >>45637489
One that involves none of that, you can shut the fuck up with your double standard and stop shitting the thread up over it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637928
She laughs and says you must be confusing her with her sister. Then she rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
Can I also get an arachne? And maybe a weresheep or mino?

[Anonymous No.]

Either y'all find bait tastier than wendigos of this this is someone playing both sides.
Just in case it's the former, why don't you take a deep breath and smash that report button instead of typing whatever first pops into your head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
i will get :D girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
I hope they're nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637916
Oh yeah? You getting a roach now.

>>45637952
A vanilla spider yes. Sheep yes. Mino no, you get a normal cow at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637935
>le California became Alps get it because they're all faggots haha
>humans effortlessly beat monsters back because humans stronk
Nah, the only thing it lacks is monster murder.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a hatter that sits on your head?
an asshat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637928
She replies that there isn't 'much room' in wonderland, but she can make some space at the tea party table for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637900
Still surprised none of them have tried to invoke the bad faith rule yet.

[Anonymous No.]

mad hatter is best mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637972
Minos are the base cow species, I will have mino even if I have to hang out all day in the Barbarian's Brewery

[Anonymous No.]

is it unmanly to eat out mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638066
It's all I imagine. She stands and I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638066
Making a girl cum is one of the manliest things you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637998
Californian here. The first one is very true. This state is gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638066
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638073
Yeah but nobody aside from irony and politics poisoned retards wants to read that in a story about monster girls. I want Demons signing a contract with hikikomoris to give them the confidence they deeply desire by sliding it under the door

[FC23 No.]

>>45636985
That’ll have to do.

Loosely In The Style of AJ Raffles by notamemecat:

https://privatebin.net/?85e0b69a6e5909ba#6xQgJAxsu3hZobnpMgpwb4UWbqPt9pntp9z4HGPJ92zR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638099
Fucking hell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638073
your state is just a milder version of the crossed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638066
Yes its low testosterone behavior
>>45638072
Your supposed it make her cum with your dick
>>45638070
Misguided soul

[Anonymous No.]

Do hebis have venom? If so how strong is it and what are it's effects?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm. Cat girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638135
They have magic instead of venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638145
>ai slop
>gacha ai slop at that
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636273
>rape
>illegal
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638099
I do need it on AO3. That was part of the rules for the contest.

[Anonymous No.]

"“I hate a mgs as no man ever did before" -charles darwin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638266
as a noted cousin-enjoyer i thought he'd be down with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638266
Charles Darwin hates Metal Gear Solid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638179
Nothing to be done for it, if that’s so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638278
MEMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638278
I bet he got filtered by MGS2.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638271
When he encounters a slime he'd probably try to eat her. He loved "sampling" new species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638266
Barnacle dicks, they ruin lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638314
Darwin was Barometz bait for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636375
Why is there a naked snake in the courtyard?

[Anonymous No.]

あら、おはようぽ。
お元気ですぽ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638338
Those tongues aren't just for kissing, she could smell your sent with it and was attracted to your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638352
reminder to take responsibility for getting your scent on hebi's tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
https://exhentai.org/g/1526341/bc305b390f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638349
wat

[Anonymous No.]

How badly do you think that the prices of youko mana markers are going to be marked up? You just KNOW that danuki merchants are gonna charge as high of a price as they can get away with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638400
You mean a kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
https://hitomi.la/manga/mon-cafe-yori-ai-o-komete-%7C-with-love,-the-monster-cafe--decensored--english-102676-657979.html#1
It's wholesome and features a snek with an actual cloaca

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>>45638400
if you aren't careful you might get duped by a coyote

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638397
黙ってぽ。
お楽しみくださいぽ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638433
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638433
No I don't want any more fried rice, thank you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638417
A yote is fine too. The trickster cannot fool you if you are on top of the monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638449
Cheshy don't be racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638433
ファッキングウィブですよ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638481

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>>45638145
That's a wolf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45634208
I legitimately couldn't tell it was AI gen. I honestly don't care either
>Sample
Don't bitch at me, bitch at nipmoot and his 4mb limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638517
Save Me Nigger woman.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45638569
it do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, ORDERMAN
>the most heinous supervillain in all of MGC!
>making the police COWAR in fear of my powers as I destroy an unsuspecting fire hydrant on the side of the streets!
>terrorizing the streets of MGC in my mission to emancipate the enslaved humans when suddenly I get into a confrontation with my archnemesis
>SUPERJINKO
>she hates her hero costume because it's just a luchador looking mask and red leotard that she has to keep from digging into her asscrack so much
>should have worn a cooler costume like me, I just wear a brown monk's habit and eyemask!
>she confronts me there in the streets while the citizens watch
>"Give it up, Orderman! You'll never corrupt this city with your twisted dogma!"
>"HAHAHA JUST TRY AND STOP ME SUPERJINKO!"
>I use my amazing holy magical powers to fire golden lightning of smiting at her!
>She dodges and swipes me with her claw!
>OW THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING HURTS
>kneeling in pain now after she cut my hand!
>she drops the heroic act and gets embarrassed, actually worried about me now
>"Oh crap! Are you alright? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"
>reassure my nemesis I'm fine after healing my cut with a spell
>still lost a lot of blood though, her claws are no joke
>"N-next time, Superjinko! Next time I'll get you! I just need tah, ah, need to go lay down for a bit, I'm feeling lightheaded..."
>I leave and go back home to my evil headquarters! (my downtown apartment suite)
>Defeated for now by that meddling hero, but NEXT TIME MY PLANS WILL SUCCEED AND THAT FOOLISH SUPERHEROINE WILL MEET HER END!

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>>45638577
>making his way back to his evil lair
>gets stopped by police-wurm
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
>takes off his mask
>"Damn it, where did he go?! Careful civilian, there's a dangerous criminal on the loose!"
>watch her speed off into the distance
>"I'll get you Orderman!"

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>>45635496
You win by submitting to your new wife anon, let her have you, let her break you, let her own you. It's for your own good

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>>45637158
>Ultra rare
Lilims, baphos, phoenixes, pharaohs, apophises, ryus, ice queens, otohimes, nurarihyons, alices, dark valkyries
>Very rare
Vampires, liches, wights, phantoms, jabberwocks, malef dragons, valkyries
>Rare
Dragons, demons, anubises

Atleast those are some of my guesses

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>>45638627
i am bemused by the image of a big wurm in that cop uniform with the tiny hat and pencil skirt

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>>45638577
>superjinko goes back home and resumes being normal jinko
>all she thinks is about is when she's going to see you next
>she keeps getting afraid that some policewoman or random vigilante that gets tired of your shenanigans will grab you first before she does

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>>45637158
but anon keeps getting these endangered species big pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45635976
I want to be cuddle raped by a cuddled maxxed chimera, imagine a yeti bunyip bogey chimera. Your mind would melt within seconds

[Anonymous No.]

I used to think lamias gave the best hug but recently realized that what they'd do would be more akin to a strangling. If you want comfy cuddles then you should go for yetis.

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>>45636359
So true, human men were made to be owned by their wives after all. Especially vampires

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>>45638687
>Yeti pits. Reserved for angry or sad anons who need hug correction
>The hole. Where the cuddlemonculous dwells. It is said that only the worst offenders are ever thrown down into its depths. The creature inside is so soft, so loving, that even the most vile or hurt anon is mind-broken in minutes.

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>>45638687
How much does the Bunyip addition change?
>>45638702
This but with a Yeti: >>45636989

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>>45636359
>>45636989
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636626
That's actually a really nice color palette
I wish we got to see more diverse gals of the same species sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638726
Learn to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638722
Super soft long snake tail
You'll be completely surrounded by her, unable to even move. Even if you wanted to

I also love snek and floof

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>>45636359

[Anonymous No.]

who can resist an mg that can serenade you with a lute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638749
a deaf man

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why but I have an extremely strong urge to worship anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638759
Human men worshiping mamono is just the natural order of things.

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>>45638759
The ! ! are powerful

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>>45638759
based
genuinely want to submit to one and worship her, imagine getting head pets from her while you worship and kiss every inch of her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638759
! !

[Anonymous No.]

Why does a fox need such big ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638802
Heat regulation

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45638808
That's true; if you cover a fox's ears they actually overheat and go into sleep mode. That's how almost all ancient evil foxes got captured--giant earmuffs.
Many good men died getting those earmuffs on the ancient evils, and to this day many a fox spirit is waiting for those earmuffs to be removed.
In this modern era of reformed monsters, there are a group of men who delve into these abandoned temples and shrines, long buried under the rubble of ancient cities.
We call them...
'muff divers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY

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>>45638657
Gonna have to fight my inner nature and be proactive on portal day. Unmarried pre-DL born demons gotta be an endangered species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636989
Ah! So that's what "NordH3ro0fgermania_1" who constantly roleplays as a "Traditionalist" looks like.

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[Anonymous No.]

Reasons why having a nacho wife is awesome
1. GIANT FUCKING SPIDER
2. Hot wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638915
she's not that big

[Anonymous No.]

wurm but as a copgirl
GONE CUTE AND :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638929
Some nachos are bigger than others!

[Anonymous No.]

Nachos will NOT have sex with you unless you're in spider form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638987
they got bonus art and everything

[Anonymous No.]

WURM EATING NACHO CHIPS WITH CHEESE

[Anonymous No.]

>constantly bugging Miss Cupid and annoying the shit out of her since she has a spot she likes on top of the roof of the office building I work at
>incessantly talking her head off whenever she's on lunch break up there bombarding her with useless questions about Eros, like "What's Eros' 401K?"
>she never responds, she just has to put up with it and listen while I rant on until she has to go back to work
>sometimes embarrassing her by saying flirtatious things like 'You know you have really pretty wings Miss Cupid.'
>she's always internally debating whether or not she should stick me with a black arrow just to shut me up
>still a mystery to her whether or not I do it intentionally just to be annoying or if I genuinely just want to talk to her

[Anonymous No.]

guys help,
the sense of dread sadness and depression is starting to overtake me again...

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere living doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638933
qt

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>>45639043
i will study the nesting habits of cupids

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>>45639050
Plenty of cozy stories to read. Make some time to take care of yourself and be with friends. Go to the gym, play Stardew Valley with a pal, whatever you need to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45638802
Acute hearing allows them to tell when you about to cum to they can get you with the surprise leglock. Extremely efficient breeding technique.

[Anonymous No.]

i told her not to watch them scary movies

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45639078
Where can I find a girl like this?

[Anonymous No.]

you got to get hit by a bus first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639078
This is messed up. You shouldn't date your pet dragon. Pets are not for dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639099
>Pets are not for dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639099
I dunno, I asked around and folks don't all agree with that take.

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>>45639110
>>45639113
Pets are meant to be emotional support that you can pet and nothing more. You do not kiss pets, date pets, have sex with pets or marry pets. They are not allowed to be in charge, they're just pets.

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>>45639099
>Pets are not for dating
It's like you want to make all the ojous with human pets-totally not future husbands angry

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>>45639123
now if you'll excuse me i need to curl up in a manticore's lap and go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

not sure how many, you ever go looking for pics on character and then get jumped scared by a creepy picture someone put in there because you used google search?

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[Anonymous No.]

Check out Dark Mage-san's stylish new ride!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45639225
>fox promised it was a safe day
>she meant safe for getting pregnant
Damn! Tricked again!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45639234
The fiends!

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>>45639225
>Dig though multiple boxes of condoms
>Every single one has a hole in it

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna con Monsters into showing me their giant tits by claiming to be a breast inspector.

[Anonymous No.]

How I wish I could be claimed by a Kejourou; to have my limbs gently seized as that cocoon of hair slowly forms around and secures me in place then held closely in a nice hug so I can hear her heartbeat. I think that'd be nice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45639299
bondage snuggles where you feel absolutely safe are the best

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>>45639299
i like when they seal the room with their hair like a horror motif

[Anonymous No.]

That does it! I'm tired of the government telling me I can't eat the shog loaf! I'm gonna eat it and there's NOTHING they can say to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

hug shog

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, ORDERMAN
>still the most heinous supervillain in MGC
>hatched a new, sinister plot to sow disorder amongst the heathen Monsters in my eternal mission to emancipate all humans from their cluthces
>I will let Monster criminals run free! The MGCPD won't be able to contain it!
>fly to the MGC correctional facility in my Ordercopter and land outside the courtyard
>using my amazing magical powers gifted to me by the Chief God herself, I blow a massive hole in the side of the wall and criminals in orange, both Monster and man alike stare through confusedly at me
>"Oppressed ones! Imprisoned wrongfully at the treacherous hands of the police who claim to uphold 'law and order', you are free! I, Orderman, allow you to go free now and take over this city to your whims! I, Orderman, who emancipates all who are shackled and manacled and oppressed! GO FREE NOW AND DO AS YOU WISH!"
>"Nah, we're good." says one of the Hellhound inmates clutching her husband
>What? Why the fuck not?!
>an Oni inmate speaks up
>"We actually like it in here."
>Hebi inmate squeezing her man so tight he can't breath follows up
>"Yesss, prisssson's not so bad! We just get to hang out with our new husssbands alllll day until we're sorry enough for what we did."
>"I just got sent here for shoplifting a bag of chips." says random Wock prisoner
>This plan went literally nowhere!
>But this just means I'm right! It seems even the prisons in MGC are this lax! My eternal crusade to overthrow this licentiousness and hedonism is only emboldened!
>Shit, did I say that out loud? The prisoners are laughing at me now and calling me a dork!
>My nemesis Superjinko arrives to stop me (too late), she just facepalms at the needless property damage and says "Goddamnit, Orderman. Look at what you did!"
>Vow to get her next time and get into my Ordercopter to make my escape before the police arrive!
>it refuses to startup, the engine broke because it was handmade (by me)
>have to leave on foot instead
NEXT TIME, I WILL TAKE THIS CITY OVER!
I should probably get a villain sidekick or something though...

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I'm going to force those damn holstaurs to ENJOY COFFEE instead of this "bitter milk cream" or whatever they're trying to hawk at me. I like my coffee the way I like my women damnit. Tall, hot, and plenty of cream!

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>>45637900
Its probably some skitzo scheme to scare everybody else away so some M*ck-Fr*g-R****tard wins and gets the commissions of some crap no artist would do for them.
The Silver Kiki one got attacked earlier this thread before even being read, then for the flimsiest of s*th references.
>readers should check which ones aren't getting auto-complained to narrow down the suspects

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>>45638179
Probably too late to get in the queue for membership, you might have to host it for him.

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>>45639686
Get an Automaton, Orderman, they can beat Jinkos like her easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639686
>inb4 orderman's sidekick alps like 2 chapters in and he has to find a new one

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>>45639686
I am enjoying these.

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>>45639348
It truly is the best. I want to be held like that for hours, or carried around out even for mundane chores or errands; as though I'm her favorite stuffed animal that she takes with her everywhere she goes.
>>45639398
Ah yes, disguising as a human girl, only to reveal her true nature when she gets alone with him. Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639747
no, it'd take a luchador demon-sheep putting me in a headlock and shoving my face into sheep fluff to force me to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639747
No! It's morning! I need to go to the post office!

[Anonymous No.]

I've been desparately looking for a MGE story I read some time ago about a siberian Jinko (?) samurai becoming a bodyguard for a man after entering his apartment. At some point he gets kidnapped by the sabbath.

I've been trying to find it for a while but no dice, so I thought I'd make a post here in the hopes someone would at least remember the author or the story name.

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>>45637158
I wouldn’t say some species are rare so much as you need to really know where to look. Flayers are numerous enough to build societies, but they’re presumably deeper than any sane man would spelunk, for instance. You could say the same for wonderland and the fairy kingdom, which you can only reach via invitation outside of very specific circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, ORDERMAN
>have a new sidekick to assist me in my villainous ventures terrorizing MGC
>KNIGHTMAN!
>he wears a full helm and tabard over chainmail, complains constantly that he can't see out the helmet but I make him wear it anyway!
>together, we will destroy Superjinko once and for all!
>we head out to the streets of MGC and terrorize them together!
>Knightman kicks a shop window in as his first act of uprooting this treacherous city of Monsters while I scratch cars with a car key! MWUAHAHHAHAHA!
>now here comes that impudent heroine now!
>Ah, but
>EGADS!!!
>Superjinko's brought her OWN SIDEKICK
>OCELOT LASS!!! (she's an ocelomeh in spandex who has a funny looking cape made of long jungle leaves)
>"Back to your old tricks, Orderman? This time me and Ocelot Lass will stop you for good!"
>"NOT IF MY SIDEKICK HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! GO, KNIGHTMAN! BEAT THEM UP WITH YOUR FISTS!"
>Ocelot Lass immediately chases him down and he runs like a coward until she catches him and starts raping him!
>Nuts!
>My sidekick has been effortlessly thwarted! I should have probably recruited someone stronger than my shut in next door neighbor back at the apartment complex, Jeff, for the role!
>"You may have bested me again, Superjinko, but next time you will RUE the day you ever made an enemy of... ORDERMAN!"
>quickly throw down the smoke ball to vanish frCOUGH COUGH si-sight-COFFF CCOUGH COFF COUUUGH HAAARK!!!
>trip on my fucking shoelaces getting away
>Officer Anubis steps up in the aftermath and whispers to Superjinko
>"When are you gonna get him already? You've already mana-marked him."
>"There'll be a time, and a place...!"
>"Uh, but he always causes such havoc when he's out doing this bit."
>"Yes... but it makes him happy, so I'm doing my best to help him catch the thrills he's chasing! You know I won't let him go too far!"
>"Suit yourself, superhero. Anyway, you should probably go reign in your sidekick and her new, uh, husband. You know public sex isn't exactly encouraged around here! Go get those two a bedroom."

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>>45637910
>elves
i'm fine with that!
more than fine happy actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
what about owl mages t. rural area

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was able to post here more this week, but writefairy found a car battery somewhere and has been giving me scary looks.
Good night, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640041
>Yes... but it makes him happy
This is a top-tier waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
Oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639897
MGE is a wish-fulfillment setting at the core, so if you are average city schmuck and dream about a flayer wife, there will be a secret "evil" cabal of them in the city sewers nearby. And of course said man would be the "sacrifice" for their next world-ending ritual.
>wonderland and the fairy kingdom
Classic case of anon inheriting a mysterious wardrobe which turns out to be a portal to the wonderland/fairy kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
>...vanilla lamias, vanilla mermaids, centaurs.That's the kind of girls...
Fine by me.
A vanilla non-horned Centaur, even just an 'average' (by Mge and centaur standards) chest-sized non-holst'd horsegirl with a simple 'nice' waifu personality is still a vast improvement over 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a kot, même or not, double tail or not
https://files.catbox.moe/bv4fkq.png

[Anonymous No.]

General rule for monster girls:
>The more evil she looks, the more doting, kind, and caring she is.
>The more innocent and good she looks, the more evil and depraved she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640548
miss sheep would never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640588
She would.
She has.
And she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640548
>>The more innocent and good she looks,
Angels Nuns and Valks go dark.
Unicorns go Bicorn.
Greenwurm eats all the vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640661
Dormice plot world domination.
Yetis kidnap and rape.
Kobolds shit on the rug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45636756
Fun fact, most harpies in a flock are actually sisters since they are so fertile. The "queen harpy" is just their mom.
This also gives me the idea of a flock of black harpies that marry a human and they all treat him like their bother-husband

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna force my dragon maid to lay an egg in front of me.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves rip out man slave's eyes, ears and nose before selling them tothe sand kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640781
>lay an egg in front of me.
well they usually let husbands into the delivery room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640794
No, that's boring.
She gets to do it in the bedroom, squatting down and then clean it up.
Really, with mamanno mumbojumbo, delivery rooms would be pretty useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640807
>Your outdoor pool becomes a nursery for your muscus toad wife's spawn

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45640792
no they don't if anything they drain their "slaves" balls harder so that said "slave" doesn't even have the energy to look at another woman

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640871
>Defeat lizard girl
>Tell her you won't fuck or marry her unless she gives you an egg
>She comes back like this
I've really started getting into maledom when it comes to lizard type girls as of late. Mere'd pussy just hits differently

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640792
Unlikely, but even if they did it's a five-minute fix for even a junior Unicorn.
However removing Pharoah's boot from a Dark Elvish arsehole takes Dr.U. about ten minutes, mainly because after repairing her handiwork she doesn't use an anaesthic-spell.
Unicorns do have to heal everymamono, it's in their oath, but they don't have to be nice about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640904
What if all the world is merely the dream the sleep maus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641103
The world is so fucked, we need to get Ms.Nightmare off that Slumbermaus.

[Anonymous No.]

Trust me. We're pals, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640899
I saw it and it's still done in several part of the world. The buyers don't care since the dick is still untouched
>>45641052
They are never the same afterward and only half of them marry a mamono afterward, the other half need to be send back into order territory

[Anonymous No.]

I developed a device that allows you to listen to the thoughts of the common Wurm, thought previously impervious to mind-reading. Herein follows a recording of said thoughts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpPta5XKas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639077
Don't let :D become D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641172
I think mine is broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsuEmYL9wpY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641149
>The buyers don't care since the dick is still untouched
dark, but practical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641205
The song of her people?

[Anonymous No.]

>write fairy
>art fairy
Where is the wub wub music fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637243
You could but shouldn’t. Instead beat the shit out of chumps and let your daughters rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

Me chasing Greenworm down on my tractor with murderous intent because she ate all the crops in my garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641261
Music is more of a Gandharva thing, but maybe she has fairy friends too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641261
Laying in a pool of her own rainbow colored regret and sobbing incoherently about ruining anon’s carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641299
She was walking on sunshine, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641210
Yes, they will learn to like it anyway. Anon is a faggot for criticizing a dark elf's tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641149
>the other half need to be send back
You need to hire a better Flayer, a 50% success rate is pathetic work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641305
Is that what the kids call it these days? DJs: you will regret the date for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641305
Swimming in moonshine, more like.

[Anonymous No.]

>dark elves are posting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641329
What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641329
>"I've never been in this neighborhood before," he thought, "there could be DARK ELVES anywhere"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641052
>there’s an Hippocratic oath built into unicorns
Amusingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641344
Practinionsers of marital arts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641316
The mental scares of getting your face mutilated by a mamono can't be offset by a flayer. The association between pain and mamono is strongly hooked in their mind. Not everything can be erased

[Anonymous No.]

Stop responding to the faggot you fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641349
>*marital arts
They’re often banned from martial art tournaments due to repeated ‘misunderstandings’. Submission holds don’t involve “obligatory handjobs”, ladies. Read the rules, we even printed them in Elvish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641375
He does this every once in a while. I don't know why people engage with an obvious shiposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641348
Nice pickup, I missed that connection by only using 'oath'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641375
Fuck off frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641349
She's so beautiful... but I don't like pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641479
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641433
I suppose all kinds of oddities would be built into mamono. A bit of logic adds some fun. A unicorn oath couldn’t apply to her diet, for instance. So plants are automatically a direct exception. It’s okay, they don’t have nerves and have high natural regeneration.

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>>45640157
I can't help but imagine this scenario.
>Miss Writefairy finds a car battery... in the neighbor's garage.
>Whatever, they're not using it and she needs it now!
>Problem--car batteries weigh many times what a single fairy can carry.
>Solution--start making phone calls...
>A few hours later, Miss Writefairy and 20-30 of her closest art fairy friends are designing a carrying case so they can fly it over to her home.
>...
>And only a few weeks after that it's done!
>The carrying case, that is.
>Turns out if you put two dozen art fairies on a task they all bring ideas to the mix.
>The carrying case is now beautifully wrought out of arachne silk, discarded alraune leaves, and decorative harpy feathers.
>It is vaguely shaped like a ship, and includes a mast that can be manually raised and a set of sails, as well as a crow's nest.
>Miss Shipfairy is just so damn happy with it Miss Writefairy couldn't say no.
>...
>In any case, now is the time to transport this car battery!
>Twenty fairies carefully tote the stylized carrying case across the street, back to Writefairies home.
>Five fairies stay behind working on the apology note, and the dozens of discarded apology notes that set the wrong tone for why and how they stole the battery.
>Ship Fairy is with the apology note crew, and she keeps trying to get them to add rough schematics of the carrying case.
>"They'll understand if they see it has it's own crow's nest!"
>...
>Now Miss WriteFairy just puts a shirt over the battery, nestled next to her beloved Anon's bed, and double-checks her lightweight jumper cables Miss Gremlin provided.
>Anon is going to be so surprised in the morning!

[Anonymous No.]

Pitcher Plant girl soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45640157
When holy eel feeding goes macro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641540
In that time he could've chosen to stop procrastinating of his own free will

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641329
No we aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641353
Just turn pain into pleasure. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641559
When is the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641559
Shut up Ochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641540
>Anon calmly listens to her story of how the simple theft of the neighbor’s car battery turned into a grand adventure
>”Yeah that’s great. Fuck that guy, let me know next time you want to rob him.”

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>>45641642
Never. ETA is the same as when you’ll get some new material.

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>>45641667
Kc promised he was working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>hear a loud thump on your bedroom window
>go over to check what it was
>see a dazed fairy lying on the ground outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641676
He can promise you a bridge to the moon. Doesn’t mean he can deliver, well meant or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641708
I assume if he couldn't deliver he'd be honest and not string people along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641719
You’re also assuming that his expectations about something he lacks experience and skill with is valid — among a multitude of other buttressing premises. I assume that I shouldn’t hold my breath, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641767
He has at least three years experience now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641775
Presumably. Even if it holds true, a game doesn’t directly follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641838
It's generally enough to know if you've anything to show.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't a 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641519
I'd assume that all Centaurs are primarily herbivores with equine digestive systems to process grass and hay as a basic sustenance, but as intelligent sentients I'd also assume they would choose to eat more nutritious and tasty vegetables (carrots ofc!) and fruits, plus semi-processed foods (cube sugar!!), but possibly also they would be interested in more 'human' foods like breads, meats and cheeses, even desserts, so would be mildly omnivorous.
The really adventurous Centaurs might even try french delicacies like Chevaline meat, if only out of curiosity.

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> 45641864
Correct, we wouldn't.

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>>45638722

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641621
Me under her desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641696
Damned heartwarming fae folk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641864
It's not my choice.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the highest tier of correction?
Eros extremists are a bit tame imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642446
If by correction do you mean you learning a harsh lesson or just getting raped until you are happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642460
please read it again and figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642491
If it's just getting raped until you are happy it's manticore tail milking with lots of venom.
If it's getting corrected via rape then it's cat correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642054
>we
I would go balls deep into Yukari, Ran, Kanako and Kagerou

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45642654
Weirdwolf

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>>45642654
it's hip to be squarewolf

[Anonymous No.]

What does a Lich do when the guy she revives gets incredibly angry at her for doing it and shouts about how she ruined the blissful eternal solitude free of the world and people he was enjoying in the afterlife and demands she put him back by killing him again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642749
Who cares. Why did you even post this garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642749
Tell me about cool death knight powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642909
Death Coil can be used to heal your Ghoul buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642879
To get an answer. If you don't like it how about ignore?

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642446
Tiers of good and bad don’t really apply. Tiers of complacency-in-training are more valid.
The lowest tier is dark elf: measured sexual gratification per slight improvement and retained lesson.
The highest tier is jubjub/devil bug: constant sexual gratification, no exceptions.
>but surely I get a break to eat and crap
No exceptions.
>>45642749
>man insistently volunteers for her benevolent afterlife replication studies without needing to be asked
It’s not obvious, given her apparent facial paralysis, but her twitching cheek muscle is a sign that she’s very aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642749
She kills but traps his soul in bonecage for 1 century, afterward she revive him again. He will be completely mind broken but docile. Mamonos are cruel

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cheshires good at basket?
They've mastered the fadeaway shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45629969
If I post it this thread will get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642749
I don't remember if this is a headcanon or not, but resurrection only works within a time window before the soul reaches the afterlife, so that guy is just being a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642992
asanagis succ doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642992
Go ahead, since we’re already mad. You massive crybaby faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45639744
>>45639299
kejbro, I just finished writing my kejourou story for the contest.
Just need to edit it. She's grown on me a lot. She really is such a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642934
Liches ain't nothing but bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642992
We all know you brought it up just to bait out "post it anyway" responses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642934
>random country lass became a lich after the man she was waiting for returned home in a coffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642934
>Miss Lich looks through her closets for a good peasant outfit.
>She needs to track down that Anon who wandered near her tower.
>He seems like he'd be a good Assistant.
>She still has a few old peasant outfits, mostly culled from her zombie daughters' burial clothes.
>But how many skulls would a peasant wear?
>Certainly not dozens. That's far too many for a peasant.
>Maybe zero?
>No. Even a peasant would definitely have at least 1 skull, right?
>She asks her oldest whether the outfit needs a skull.
>Her eldest zombie daughter shuffles into the closet and soon returns with a cloak pin bearing a massive skull ornament.
>Of course! Any peasant would wear a skull that is utilitarian in nature.
>Miss Lich is now ready and able to sneak into town for her man--assistant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637880
Ah yes, those fine dryad bitches-- erm, birches.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643418
I would melt in a monster girls' arms if she looked at me the first time we met.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making me consider jubjubs
I want hags, not balls of downy feathers that scream SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643455
What about jubjub hags
>Incredibly horny
>Incredibly desperate, both romantically and physically
>very curvy, with a bit of sag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643411
Boys prefer it dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643455
however, the feathers are vey soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643427
Skinny runts.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I cuddle my pillow and imagine i'm cuddling a bogey.
When are monster girls gonna become real? I need someone to cuddle and the pillow is slowly becoming not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643468
>jubjub who has gone so long without segs to turn into a hag
>a jubjub with hag desperation
Do you have any idea what you have done

[Anonymous No.]

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Smol MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643475
I was thinking about this two days ago. I imagined a situation that by some cosmic coincidence a mamonoa and an anon had bought a bodypillow at the same time, and started to thinkk about eachother as their soulmate, when they slowly become able to hear eachother thoughts and feel whatever the other is doing to the pillow. So they would be able to caress and cuddle eachother, but never see or actually touch.
I want to write something like it, but it's probably too depressive, and i'm a bit busy with something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643480
I do. Now look at my creation and despair that she isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643427
Nice rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643427
Now let's see their height without high heels and ears, stupid fucking oversized rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643142
About 100% of the time if it looks like bait it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643418
I want a jubjub to drool on me

[Anonymous No.]

what if mg that is a failed artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643418
Pic of jubjub holding an egg when? We now have several with black harpy and harpy also has some but mostly from outside MGE.
I will commission more black harpy egg pics and none of you can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643540
Adog sithler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643554
there's at least one, egg coulda been bigger though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643540
For an artist, the only failure is to stop trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643540
>>45643564
things being as they are there no incentive to learn and this may be the last generation to have artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643578
Almost certainly but art can still be a hobby

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643578
Art is about personal expression, you can't outsource that to a machine no matter how well said machine replicates a specific craft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643554
Wonderland is a strange place.

[Anonymous No.]

How big are jubjub eggs anyway?
This isn't a kiwi situation is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643673
those humpties can get pretty big but they probably keep growing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643673
>This isn't a kiwi situation is it?
It is, check Humpty Egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643678
>>45643683
scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643734
Don't worry, jubs are good at bouncing back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
Your terms are acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
lord of the imps

[Anonymous No.]

You are going to the desert kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643799
Filthy sand nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643810
You are being extradited. Shouldn't have gotten that anubis tilted while you were gaming last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
You go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643825
I played Snowrunner yesterday. No one to tilt there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643856
Tell it to the royal judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643868
nobody ever expects anon's heart to be lighter than the feather of maat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45637910
Meh I'm fine with the old common Danuki as long as it can produce plenty of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643927
The trick is to jerk off beforehand so you have no dirty thoughts left

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
But I hate the heat, and the sand.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, GM here. here's the latest patch notes.

>Hags buffed overal, move speed lowered to compensate.
>Increased the frequency at which Jubjubs "jub"
>Increased the drop rate of anon's pants by 33%
>Hellhound chest mofu is now affected by diminishing returns to prevent stunlocks
>Hebis now correctly hostile to everything
>Hebis are now immune to Bicorns
>Reduced the effect of mofubrain
>Manticore overal threat level reduced by 10%
>Hags will no longer spawn in the starting zones and will now properly reset if pulled too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643825
Extract camping the 'nubis in tarkov was really fun. Anyway I'm currently passing the snow kingdom frontier and will live in winter town for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643946
You are going to the snow kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna become a knight and rescue the slime princess from the evil slime queen and defeat all the slime knights and then fuck them all until they all stop being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643951
did you fix the chesh birth size glitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643951
>will now properly reset if pulled too far
fatties out of breath lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644004
Working as intended, check if your chesh is using the NukiCorp fertility supplements.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cyberbully lilims! They'll never find me behind my seven proxies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643983
I suspect that a Queen Slime is going to let you roleplay any and all scenarios like that you could possibly hope for, and a bunch you'd have never thought of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643792
I'm fine with any kingdom with undead population

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644023
>Cyberbully a lilim for 6 months.
>One day, wake up strapped to a table.
>"Good morning, Anon!"
>You turn your head to the voice and see a gremlin in a tight lab coat staring down at you.
>"It was cute that you fell for my lilim rouse."
>"But you took it too far."
>She brandishes a terrifying syringe full of glowing green fluid.
>"So I'm going to have to correct your behavior!"
>You feel a pinch in your arm.
>"Good boy."
>"You're going to be such a fun test subject!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644085
Mountain Dew injection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643963
But at the same time choco girls and desert themes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644115
Ice girls can wear desert themes for you if that's your wish

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644085
i like when inevitably the machines backfire on the gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644033
Imagine going from "heroic adventurer saves the princess" and the next day it's "male prostitute gets paid to knock up his client"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644173
>she thought turning anon into bane would be fun
>it never occurred to her that he might simply break the restraints and fuck her brains out and make her his onahole
>...or maybe it did

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644189
One day you're the guard fucking the slime prisoners and the next your the prisoner fucking the slime guard. That's just how it works in slime town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644205
i sometimes think about having a dark slime jailer who slips between the bars to rape me only to have her core get stuck in the bars on the way out because she got so fat from her meal. then i can flip the positions and molest her into a puddle to take the keys
but the none of the keys fit in the lock, they were for cosplay purposes only

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644139
Fatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644300
she can't take much more, cap'n

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of monster girl style wedding garb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644300
If you want her fatter you gotta knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644435
500 pups for this tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644411
How's this dum dum going to throw the bouquet? Like a spear?

[Anonymous No.]

i love my hyena wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644496
bouquet tosses are serious business

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641651
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644435
Broodwolf

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45644614
This is the look of a goat that got you one drink shy of optimal date rape levels.

[Anonymous No.]

It must be a really crappy job being an mamano undercover as a human adventurer. The vast majority of the quest postings are inevitably going to be demands to break up new couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643060
Nice. I look forward to reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644614
In the words of a great man.
Bloat the goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644671
>"slay" the manticore
is this really a level 1 quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644713
She's been nerfed for the quest, it's a bit silly I know
>beat a Manticore at lvl 1
>get your ass kicked by lvl 70 Black Harpie in a random encounter because you're in a high level zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644713
Absolutely, you got this! Bring some chocolate to celebrate after your inevitable victory. Maybe some flowers.
Oh and remember to eat a big breakfast. It's the mot important meal of the day!

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I mixed girtablilu, manticore, and apophis venom and injected it directly into my veins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644713
It's probably one of those ment to lose quests, you get a cutscene after it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644761
Extreme horny. Your wife will have her work cut out for her in draining your cum until you can function again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643418
>Imagine a woman starting at me with soft, loving eyes
>The fantasy shatters because my suspension of disbelief can not hold, no one would ever look at me like that
>Imagine her staring at me with a manic, domineering, possessive gaze.
>Suspension of disbelief remains intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644725
>achievement unlocked: black wedding
>lose to a black harpy with a ring in your inventory

[Anonymous No.]

Hags of exceptional power

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644791
such one-sided emotions are easier for me to grasp

[Anonymous No.]

What's the main demographic that goes on MAMANO'D.com?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644880
high ranking order members

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644887
it's for research purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644725
i always imagine black harpy encounters being at least 2 or 3 sisters at once since they've got such an emphasis on family

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644671
scooping up your totally human companion as you flee from a terrifying monster (over excited wurm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644914
A murder, anon. A group of crows is called a murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644925
help i'm being murdered

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643427
>tfw 172cm/60kg
evil tamamo could bully me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644984
>evil tamamo
does that really narrow it down any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644761
>black out
>wake up in a monster's apartment
>she gives you a bowl of eggs
>"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645032
Why are crow tengu like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645065
Dorks don't know how to speak to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645032

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644940
I bet in MGE "murder" is a euphemism for a gangrape because of horny crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

How would monsters deal with a language barrier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
ambient translation magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
body language

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641651
How does it feel to be owned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
>be clueless tourist in Zipangu
>take a photo of fox shrine maiden
>she freaks out when the flash goes off
>assumes you stole her soul with the machine
>therefore she is now eternally bound to you
>keeps following you around
>even when you go back to your country she somehow still managed to follow you overseas
>takes several days until you can communicate on even the most basic level

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu hagville must be extra scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645176
>body language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdFA-LJDLc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645218
ms nureonago wouldn't take advantage of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45642749
His Wisp waifu now has to kill him again so they can be reunited.
>as she can't kill him directly, cue a series of Wile E Coyote tier failed attempts to knock Anon off by dropping pianos anvils etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645245
Not until you smile at her, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45641223
bugfunk is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645240
>horns
trap post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645270
Bugfunk MC's Freestyler STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645218
Nah, it's totally safe as long as you call them all lovely ladies worthy of love. Trust me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
three weeks later I still have no idea what this damn snake is saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643540
>Kiki fails at entering Art School
>Decides to clean all of not!Russia and (((Leafheads))) to make living-room so Kiki children have a future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645218
Ushi-Oni hags sound very appealing. If I am clear about that need, I will be safe from the other hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645218
Hmm...Kej hags..

[Anonymous No.]

guys i hired a kiki from a shady website, i feel a bit suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645335
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45643827
>Anon and a large Harem of Tanukis move to the SandKingdom
>demand the Pharoah give them their "ancestral Tanuki Land"
>what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

from the grove to the groove

[Anonymous No.]

>We Elves are a proud people! We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do elves say such things while dressed like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645339
Oh quiet, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45644496
>bouquet toss like a javelin
>bouquet 'catcher' is the next wedding
>her Anon is mana-marked for an Undead [insert lucky girl species]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
I think she speaks a dialect of blackspeech an infernal demonic language, I will attempt to play charades with both of our body parts and figure this out. I recognize the word for darkness in reference to her skin color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645394
touch beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645374
they wear less clothes because they're closer to nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645394
>Heckhund
>grabs Anon
>guys what does "muhdick" mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645394
Temptation to rub and caress beans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645394
Hellhound gross. Smell like shit stink. No thank you. Tell that bitch to take a bath but that probably wouldn't even help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645401
>>45645480
>no, stop it. you're supposed to fall prey to my allure and sexual prowess! look at my boobs or something
>meanwhile, anon: haha beans go squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645514
>Hellhound rides anon in cowgirl position
>Anon squishes beans
It's all about compromises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645514
Boop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645310
>get isekaid to some mysterious land
>come across some kind of shrine
>see a woman with a lower body if a snake
>put iff by this but ask her for help anyway
>she looks at me and starts asking a bunch of questions in a language that sounds like Japanese
>this doesn't stop so I slowly start backing away
>as soon as she notices she goes silent and starts slithering toward me without breaking eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645374
Because they're perverted exhibitionists who get off on getting called out on it and the more they deny it the more people "fluster" them by calling them perverted exhibitionists.
Just don't do it too much or she'll get so horny she can't contain herself anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Once the Malef gets you into her thigh headlock, there's no way you'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645594
Into the anon protector 9000 you go it's her womb safe from the whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645591
it would be impolite to not boop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of your most aggressive hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645637
This hellhound is so aggressive that she has created SMOL hellhounds from that aggression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645615
okay but any other services cost extra

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645655
She looks so exhausted but so happy to be with her babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645637
Very intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that virgin sparrow girl who baby traps you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645662
Toughest job you'll ever love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645637

[Anonymous No.]

Hags spiking drinks with elderberry shocked to discover that the fruit doesn't magically make men attracted to older women. More news at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645801
given the near magical properties of their other produce it's an understandable mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645818
Please don't mean milk
Please don't mean milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645828
i meant the demonrealm fruits and vegetables but you do make a good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645828
Holtaur milk literally makes mamono breasts bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645841
Cool story. Didn't ask and didn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645841
the extra thick milk does. regular holstaur milk is sabbath approved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645838
This reminds me. Has KC made sex toys forbidden yet because that implies lust before marriage or are they still good?

[Anonymous No.]

I finished the mini-series Timebreak, here is the final chapter:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52176733/chapters/133145170

[Anonymous No.]

>man opens a bourbon distillery in Mamono World
>hears a knock at his door a few weeks after he starts sales
>there's a young Honey Bee Queen, a man who reeks of Alraune Nectar, a Dryad, a Troll, an Inari, an Ocelomeh and a Satyros
>uh oh
>two years later, their alcohol empire stretches across the entire world
>beers
>ciders
>wines
>meads
>pulque
>he even invented Nectar Wine
>just had to accept a few marriage proposals to get started

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645795
More arrabiata pasta miss hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645374
Cause that doesn't count as exhibitionism to them, duh. Also stop being racist those clothes are part of their culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645944
i want to know what kind of alcohols you can get from an undead barometz

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
no idea but if she repeats the same word over and over again I might get an idea what she's saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645933
neat. i'll check it out

[Anonymous No.]

Post lickable abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645161
anon and his blind/deaf/mute kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645993

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645889
Its supposedly a "KC edict" but:
Everything is a dildo if you're horny enough.
So the DL can rant and rave, but mamonos gonna schlick, table-hump, and use improvised toys anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645993
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>Eh? Wrong house?! Not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646006
ms raijus hand is sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45645951
> *putanesca
The recipe for fast pasta between fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646011
Do you ever get tired?

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>>45645993

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>>45645993

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>>45645623
Beware the one on the right.
I hear she's quite explosive

[Anonymous No.]

Mushroom

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>>45646085
would inhale her spores

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>>45645841
good thing my devil sister-wife's fave food is breakfast cereal. praise Marune.

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>>45646107
The Court of Mushrooms will hear of this.

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>>45646127
I feel very sexually attracted to that girl

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>>45646138
enjoy your stay in the mushroom kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646085
Mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646127
I guess you could say that they are FUN-gal!

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>>45646024
That's not even remotely a monster girl.

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>>45646006
>be Anon
>living in a moderate Order town so 'approved' mamonos
>hire a Kiki maido
>friends all joke/warn Anon about the kiki gradual seduction trap
>Anon has his own plan
>day 2 her new uniform
>"Mashtah has bought me a new apron?"
>"No, this is your entire new uniform inside the house."
>bib just barely covers her nipples, front only covers the front to above the knee
>Kiki is almost naked doing her chores
>Anon also walks around the house in just an untied robe
>week 2 Anon commissions a new set of kitchenware
>every handle is carved in a copy of Anon's erection
>...wait...
>walk into kitchen while Kiki is humping the table, pleasuring her kikipuss
>she freezes, embarrassed, blushing
>"No, continue."
>Anon takes a seat, watches the show, don't let her stop, even after the first orgasm
>when she's finally collapsing exhausted, Anon just pats her head 'good girl'
>leaves her to clean up
>continue as if nothing happened
>increasingly desperate Kiki keeps getting 'caught' doing more lewd displays
>by third week Kiki isn't hiding anything, lying legs spread on the kitchen table, frigging her kikipuss and asshole with two utensil handles
>Anon stands over her head, jacks off onto her ahegao'ing face without touching her
>leaves
>Anon still not going to even touch her
>week 4 Anon leaves a wrapped package on the kitchen table
>Kiki opens it eagerly
>it's a collar and leash with a note: 'new uniform'
>Anon waits in his armchair casually reading until Kiki enters the room crawling, holding the other end of the leash in her mouth
>Anon's "How to train your Kiki" is a bestseller at Tanuki bookshops, and not just for Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>beating up lvl1 monsters gives 0 xp because of the level difference
>fucking a lvl1 monster gives full xp without a penalty

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>>45646301
what if you use a condom?

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>>45646310
Nothing happens, with condom it's not sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646325
ms pyrows sage advice

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>>45646310
Spawns an encounter of a trio of lvl 999 succs forcing you to do it again properly

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>>45646310
>Anon wraps his D in plastic sheath
>tries to fuck a fire-tailed mamono
>
>Anon gets rushed to Dr.U.Nicorn for emergency melted plastic removal
>Dr.U. suggests Anon maybe needs a Flayer to sort his obvious self-harm issues

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters with big tails can't lie in their backs

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Humiliate the taillets

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pull on a buns tail and see what happens

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>>45646355
They lie face down on top of you

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>>45646370
fug taillets

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45646405
Reminder that foxes get irritable during mating season.

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>>45646310
You get less xp and the monster will feel strangely unsatisfied. You wouldn't bully little girls like that, would you?

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>>45646405
I'm going to spay my fox instead, less hassle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646438
I want to hump a dragons tail

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>>45646438
I like how she's got big tits, thick thighs, and her instincts are still to highlight that tail.
>Yeah, hummie, you know you want to cuddle this.
>I'm hot-blooded as fuck; this is gonna be a big ol' hot water bottle attached the top-tier dragon puss-puss.

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>>45646484
always nice to see an artist not skimp on the wings either. that's a good size

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>>45646138
Boys can't resist a big cap.

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[Anonymous No.]

My mother warned me about foxes, that's why I hang out with the coyotes.

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>>45646512
Also the horns. Wings and Horns are important to a monster girl and sometimes they're just way too small.

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Never hire a dragon to do your paperwork.

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>>45646443
Reminder that everyday is mating season.

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>>45646380
No! Not the two tone hair!

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>>45646573
>"AH-CHOO!!"

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>>45646549
it's nice of ms mountain lion to protect me from all those nasty pumas and bobcats

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>>45646549
>coyote girl paints a hole on the wall to fool horny anon
>still somehow gets her pregnant

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>>45646640
can't say i ever considered the ACME gloryhole before

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>>45646012
>"Oh no no, this is definitely the right house."
>"Uh, not for the pizza, but if you wanna stop by after work, ya know, we can have some fun."
>Make sexual gesture

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>>45645795
This hellhound is named Throatripper. I just know it.

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>>45646573
>paperwork
>the stack says poems
>the paper isn't even burning or being damaged
>The implication is that she wrote that many, ergo, she's pretty good at handling paper.
It's amazing how your posts always fail to be relevant to both the thread or the images you post. Almost like you post them to annoy a specific someone, without care for their actual content.

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>>45646678
hellhounds and cheshires are notoriously bad at naming children

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>>45646701
>Weenus! Go get your brother PINGAS, it's dinner.

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>>45646701
>I want my name to be Spaghetti

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I would never kiss a dragon. I'd probably get a mouth and nose full of smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646716
>typical heckpupper family:
>Pizza
>Spaghetti
>Hamburger
>Cheeseburger
>Lasagna

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>>45646713
ligma and sugma are fighting again

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If the thread could hurry up and die to be reborn anew that'd be great. Don't want to link anything when we're due for a new thread soon.

>>45646701
>man marries a Chesh and Hellhound
>Hellhound has triplets
>Goremonger
>Gutrender
>Bloodreaper
>Cheshire also has triplets
>Ugan Dan Knucks
>Can Has Cheeborgar
>Beeg Yueg Chungo
>man stares at his wives as they wait for him to sign the birth certificates
>they watch on shocked as he changes the names to abnormal ones like Janet and Rebecca

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>>45646716
>SPAGHETTI NO
>BAD GIRL

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>>45646716
>spelt Spaghetti
>pronounced Spahjetti

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>>45646786
It's too late, you cannot un-rape the neighborhood boy.

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>>45646701
>For the last time, Chesh: We are not changing our family name to "Mungus" just so we can name our son "Hugh" and our daughter "Impostera".

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>>45646801
>She's just a girl
>NO SHE AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
>SHE'S A WOMAN
>BECAUSE SHE JUST RAPED

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>>45646801
>sumthin bout you though it just feels like we click or somethin you know what I'm saying?
>I'm gonna rape you

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>>45646801
maybe she can kiss it and make it better

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>where are the burger?
>please bring a ventilator
>add a crane :--D
>dog bless amerigga :----D
Reminder that foxes are are american-themed, not zipangu/jap

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>>45646801
it's just some dry humping, i'm sure he'll be fine

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>>45646871
Yeah well I'm sure if you ask him afterwards he's going to say that he's "fine". Sill won't un-rape him. Especially when your daughteru's tummy keeps swelling.

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>>45646871
there is no coming back from getting dry humped by a hellhound. Thats a night-long endeavor that marks for life.

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>>45646524
I want to go to fox school.

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I want to be saturated with hellhound slobber

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>>45646701
Auntie Ruffus is just trying to honor her human heroes. That why all of our kids have American Names such as Hulk, Reagan, and Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has gone to the dogs.

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>>45646999
good

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>>45646999
Getting it all in before koterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45646999
It's a doggy dog world.

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>>45646999
white boy hours

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>>45646999
good dogs deserve pats

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>>45646947
>>45647017
>>45647022
Smell like shit, hellhound. Get out of here. Goodbye. Gross dog.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl for anon suffering from tinnitus who can't maintain relationships with human women because they're so fucking loud even when they don't mean to be?

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>>45647030
>Smell like shit, hellhound. Get out of here. Goodbye. Gross dog.

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>>45647037
Cheshire cat smell good. Soft cat. Comfy and fun.

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>>45647034
Kunoichi? Quiet and deadly! And cute.

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>>45647022
going to politely ask ms hellhound if i can pass the gates of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647034
Nightmare? Don't have to worry about tinnitus in a dream, and they're naturally quiet girls anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647034
Dormouse. She'll keep you comfy when you rest in bed with her.

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>>45647034
Giant Slug isn't noisy.

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>>45647043
I adore Cheshires and would be happy with one. She's a top tier kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647034
not a peep from miss mantis even in the middle of an orgasm.

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>>45647056
what's giant slug got that ms tritonia doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647073
A DICK.

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>>45646999
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45647073
She hangs out further inland.

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>>45647054
I hear the new plant girl is yet another predator the dormouse has to look out for.

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>>45646697
>poems
Dragons are dorks. DORKS.

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>>45647076
It has been a while since we have talked about tism dog

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>>45647114
>turn pharaoh into mummy
>take throne
>demolish cat statue for more pyramid
>start diplomatic incident