Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:53:28 2023 No.45618069 [Reply] [Original]

What are you buying today?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:55:24 2023 No.45618088 >>45618069 >yeah can i get some uhhhhh fucking meth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:56:03 2023 No.45618093 >>45618069 New socks. I keep wearing holes into mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:56:54 2023 No.45618100 File: 88 KB, 640x959, 1674273721277428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618069 Boog thread. Post your favorite boogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:58:29 2023 No.45618115 >>45618093 I hope an arachne can make comfy, warm socks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 16:59:56 2023 No.45618123 File: 307 KB, 600x800, 14800f9e9fadd30cebf1da677847919844974797aa96ae1e2fa0aa73af536160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618100 >45618100

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:00:02 2023 No.45618125 post about shitposting on 4mon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:00:36 2023 No.45618131 >>45618100 I want huntsman spider gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:01:59 2023 No.45618140 Reminder to NEVER fall for Lilim propaganda! Call it out wherever it may be! Don't let your nice, clean neighborhood become a Mamono Realm!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:02:20 2023 No.45618141 File: 185 KB, 905x1462, cuteshortstackwife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my lich wife!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:03:28 2023 No.45618149 >>45618069 a new heart since one of you stole mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:04:29 2023 No.45618158 >>45618141 jesus, look at that undead caboose

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:08:14 2023 No.45618191 >>45618141 I wish my ass were that fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:09:04 2023 No.45618195 >>45618141 ride wife life good

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:14:21 2023 No.45618217 >>45618069 Ink, parchment, and a shovel. I'm gonna make a Jiangshi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:14:29 2023 No.45618220 File: 1.78 MB, 1222x2000, 1670374432890491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618141 How do undeads get such fat asses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:15:57 2023 No.45618231 >>45618220 It's like her hands are going super sayian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:19:20 2023 No.45618252 >>45618220 Slow metabolism. That's why they're cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:22:42 2023 No.45618282 >>45618141 I noticed you've started to post here a lot more as of late, how come?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:23:43 2023 No.45618290 There is nothing more traditional than being drained dry every night by your vampire wife and her sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:26:31 2023 No.45618315 >>45618290 What about being drained dry by your adoptive vampire mother and her daughter (who will eventually become your wife)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:26:54 2023 No.45618319 File: 462 KB, 1447x2047, 62385eb1ebb90619b6920bb372831d6b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bleh

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:27:26 2023 No.45618325 >>45618315 >adoptive if you are going with the mommy shit you might as well follow through with it anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:28:17 2023 No.45618331 >>45618315 >adoptive Don't pussy out now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:28:37 2023 No.45618336 >>45618325 But then you'd be cucking your father and that's a no-no

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:28:57 2023 No.45618339 >>45618069 A lasso, so I can capture a kirin when they are discovered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:29:37 2023 No.45618345 >>45618336 its not ntr if you're both double teaming her.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:36:08 2023 No.45618389 >>45618356 Oh no, black lipstick! Yet another one of my many weaknesses!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:37:35 2023 No.45618402 >>45618356 Krampus shota trafficking business is not moral

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:37:44 2023 No.45618404 >>45618389 Gonna smear your body and every hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 17:45:59 2023 No.45618451 >>45618356 I was reading the profile for the Krampus recently, and KC took the troat goat saying too literally. Not that i'm complaining.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:20:37 2023 No.45618694 File: 981 KB, 1254x1771, editor_fairy_aggro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boxing day - get back in the cubicle and work.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:21:24 2023 No.45618700 >>45618694 No. I will NOT go to work until halfway through January And by work I mean university

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:21:33 2023 No.45618702 >>45618345 family bonding!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:21:37 2023 No.45618704 >>45618613 Need several succubus wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:24:14 2023 No.45618715 File: 772 KB, 2415x2018, spicy_noodle_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618069 Spicy hebis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:30:03 2023 No.45618740 >>45618694 she can edit my virginity

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:30:13 2023 No.45618741

Hit a wall on my Lim story. Think I'm going to knock out one or two small stories before coming back to finish the Lim. Only have a bit more left but I refuse to post the story until it's complete.

>Ocelomeh seduces her crush, their school's 1st baseman on the baseball team, with 5 dollar all you can eat tacos
>Social worker has to find homes for four orphaned girls who recently monsterized and meets a more than willing Echidna
>Ushi Oni raised by a Ryu and Ochimusha sets out to properly court a man who wants to be raped hard, hijinks ensue
>park ranger working at Big Bone Lick state park has to arrest some delinquent canine girls because they've been stealing picnic baskets and bullying human girls (Kobold, Werewolf, Anubis, Hellhound)
>College student goes to the grocery store to buy food and gets chewed out by his Troll neighbor and classmate for his poor dietary choices
>Paramedic responds to calls about a strange snake woman (Ryu) who just fell out of the sky as strange portals open across the world and world leaders reveal their wives are all monster girls
>Streamer calls out a particularly needy for causing problems and gives him a temporary ban only to learn that SHE won't take no for an answer (Hebi)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:30:49 2023 No.45618746 File: 2.71 MB, 1600x1300, huff and puff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618694 Not yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:31:22 2023 No.45618749 >>45618741 troll story

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:34:35 2023 No.45618761 >>45618741 Troll seems nice, but the Ocelomeh one feels like it could be really funny ngl

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:39:12 2023 No.45618790 >>45618741 The Echidna one would be my pick. Sounds very sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:39:35 2023 No.45618792 >>45618749 >>45618761 Gonna do Troll and Ocelomeh. If anyone likes any of the others, speak up within the next twenty minutes or you'll have to wait for me to come back to my idea list after I finish my Lim story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:40:26 2023 No.45618794 File: 154 KB, 829x1200, 1698242298209124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618100 Turkish monster girls

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:50:30 2023 No.45618861 >>45618817 >oremor nhoj, em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw ot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:51:52 2023 No.45618871 File: 108 KB, 857x842, aZeqMsrA_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618100

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:55:10 2023 No.45618894 >>45618871 A very underappreciated choice. What makes you like her over the other arthropod girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:56:15 2023 No.45618898 >>45618817 Mam, stop trying to get me to fuck you, I'm just here for the gear an XP

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 18:58:44 2023 No.45618918 >>45618894 i like big meaty claws

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:01:35 2023 No.45618937 >>45618871 Creepy.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:06:47 2023 No.45618972 >>45618918 >meaty I wouldn't describe her claws as meaty, with how hard their shell is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:15:03 2023 No.45619022 Anons who keep mispelling "mamono" as "mamano" deserve Ms. Haku correction

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:15:44 2023 No.45619026 >>45619022 Mamayes

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:18:54 2023 No.45619044
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>>45619022
>deserve
What about my needs, what about my wants, what about my desire to have a fox mamano wife. Ms Haku is ill equiped to deal with that.I think my Zipangu history teacher Ms Inari would be a better choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:20:57 2023 No.45619053 Is it just me or the current 4chan is crap? All black, arent automatically taken to replys when you post to see them. Replying to any post takes you all way to the reply box on top rather than just opening the reply window on top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:22:03 2023 No.45619056 >>45619053 Sounds like a (You) issue. None of that happens to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:22:32 2023 No.45619058 >>45619053 >All black It's Christmas. >Replying to any post takes you all way to the reply box on top rather than just opening the reply window on top Works on my machine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:26:35 2023 No.45619075 >>45619053 The only problem I have with the site is that it stopped caching after the 4channel.org domain died.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:43:41 2023 No.45619155 The varghulf is nice but I already have 1 in resin. I just hope that new knights cost less 50€. At least we have more ghouls with boobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:46:02 2023 No.45619171 >>45618741 #1 or 2!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:59:56 2023 No.45619232 >>45618356 Nooo I want to stay with Krampus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:00:09 2023 No.45619235 File: 191 KB, 1373x1097, fn3vbaqmbi8c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:01:13 2023 No.45619241 File: 136 KB, 2048x1250, 64732FFD-CDDE-4FD7-8A59-2CFBE8D14637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss vampire has cornered you, what will you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:01:15 2023 No.45619242 >>45618871 She looks like she'd be willing to try eat you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:02:16 2023 No.45619250 File: 90 KB, 944x696, 7a2895945c1dcc87a94b6e7ce57314cf5bacf96c6604af6790dc696652146352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:02:47 2023 No.45619256 >>45619241 Tell her she's still a dork and that her Minecraft server is lame.

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:03:17 2023 No.45619258

i'd be the type of man to sell adventurers living weapons for low prices but i'd ask them about their personality and what type woman they like. then select the correct weapon and give them instructions on how to treat the weapon (which is what to do to turn them on and tease them while you clean and maintain the weapon) Also gonna have my many identical twins roam around the various dungeon towns

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:04:46 2023 No.45619273 >>45619241 tell her sword looking flat and the tips needs to be a spearpoint, would make it swing with much more ease

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:05:48 2023 No.45619281 >>45619258 You, sir, are doing the DL's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:07:04 2023 No.45619293 >>45619241 That's some guy's waifu. Wouldn't be fair to flirt with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:07:34 2023 No.45619297 >>45619256 Now that’s just rude.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:09:30 2023 No.45619317 >>45619241 dorkpire lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:10:03 2023 No.45619321 >>45619281 i'd name my shops anon's weapon partnering shack the one place to find that perfect one or the rest of our life

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:16:23 2023 No.45619367 Whatever you do, don't go in as a healer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:16:57 2023 No.45619370 >>261073533 fine you twisted me arm ill watch your meme anime

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:18:31 2023 No.45619376 >>45619370 Are you going to post this exact same response in every thread now? For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:32:43 2023 No.45619475 >>45619376 That's just how we will roll here I miss the anon who waaifued the fox shiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:34:42 2023 No.45619487 >>45619258 this why you should always be careful with your weapon and make sure its well maintained

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:35:42 2023 No.45619494 >>45619321 What weapon would you suggest for a newbie hero that wants to speck into magic and swordsmanship?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:42:51 2023 No.45619541 >>45619335 >When you stay in the sun too long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:45:48 2023 No.45619560 >>45618141 Not enough exercise, too much time spent sitting on her fatt butt in the lab doing research.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:48:32 2023 No.45619577 >>45619376 if I don't who will? you?

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:49:25 2023 No.45619583

>>45619494
arming sword that can act like a stave
would recommend an arming sword with buckler combo
low low price of 30 copper coins
pay now and I give out a free begginer magic sword manual, simple swordplays with sword and buckler, and simple spells for offense like magic lance, magic floating sword v1 and magic push, defense like strengthen block, dispel magic, and flashbang, and finally buffs and debuffs, hasten, sharpen sword, and slow.
Arming sword and buckler are a pair
Sword is curvy yet creepy mage knight girl, has thick curly hair.
Buckler is more genki and bright knight girl, is shortstack has twintails

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:49:54 2023 No.45619590 Graphic description of what would happen after portals opened: https://streamable.com/a1yfqe

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:54:16 2023 No.45619620 >>45619258 I WANT POLEAXE GIVE ME POLEAXE boar/winged spear would also work please

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:55:45 2023 No.45619632 File: 526 KB, 1000x1000, 1345543453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45619258 This man is going to give people cursed weapons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:57:36 2023 No.45619647 >>45619583 I'm sold! Have any accesories for weapon maintenance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 20:58:48 2023 No.45619655 >>45619620 are you man enough for the poleaxe tho? could you grab her by her horns when you s lay her? also axe/point/hammer or hammer/point/point?

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:02:59 2023 No.45619678

>>45619647
i have special oil so they don't rust, don't mind if they make oil on their own
also have cute scabbards for the sword
so u got three options the maid, the villager, and the noble. the maid is the cheapest option, will make swordgirl wear maid outfit, the other two gives a typical npc villager outfit and typical npc noble woman outfit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:03:55 2023 No.45619682 >>45619655 >are you man enough- YES MY BODY IS READY FOR LA HACHE axe, hammer, point please also if you could recommend a sidearm in the "long knife" category to go along with her that would be great, thank you

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:06:22 2023 No.45619701 >>45619590 I already listen to asmr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:06:50 2023 No.45619705 Is mamonos love me why won't they visit me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:07:23 2023 No.45619710 >>45619705 They don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:08:42 2023 No.45619722 File: 198 KB, 850x1200, 857866749080615594d68815b5d9459a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't help an evil Monster Girl (dork) conquer the world, would you?

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:09:56 2023 No.45619729
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>>45619722
She lost to cock and now we're going to make me the new emperor and kill all knife ears.
Except the dark ones, those are okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:10:32 2023 No.45619733 Has anyone figured out a foolproof way to figure out if someone is a kitsune-tsuki yet? I'm starting to doubt just how human the girl I like is...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:11:59 2023 No.45619744 >>45619733 You spot a part of her disguise that is wrong and then she disappears forever.

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:12:22 2023 No.45619747

>>45619682
so your poleaxe will be a bovine knight girl, makes a mean steak. strong yet still needs you. rather calm with her words but can make everyone listen when she speaks with force
and a small brugel messer
she is a troublemaker, short, likes drinking, will get put in her place by you, her, or the both of you.

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:13:16 2023 No.45619757

>>45619258
Do you got any guns for sale? I know you're selling swords but i was just checking. I like sniper rifle like girls that act distant but actually need a lot of maintenance and daily rubbing to keep in tip top shape, though I wouldn't mind a more traditional kuudere Mosin Nagant either, tough and caring but won't break from a bit of rough use. Also you can add the bayonet to the Mosin and it's like a spear, which is kinda sword like i guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:13:17 2023 No.45619758 >>45619678 I do love a well oiled cursed sword. I'll take the noblewoman scabbard. Seems like the most fitting. Scabbards changing the swords' clothes is a genious idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:13:41 2023 No.45619760 File: 116 KB, 716x1011, 1556346991657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45619722 She's weak to kisses and affection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:15:15 2023 No.45619773 >>45619722 Of course not! Not for free at least

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:20:38 2023 No.45619815 >>45619760 You can't just kiss her. You have to match her energy and shout some goofy attack name first

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:21:22 2023 No.45619823 File: 84 KB, 1199x369, 1550007145258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope Anon knows that Red Slimes are a lot tougher than the blue ones. Na, I'm sure he won't underestimate them...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:21:59 2023 No.45619831 >>45619757 thats a bit extra but an old yet completely stock Mosin Nagant with her bayonet she will not say a thing but she will be rather near to you and poke you and mess with you

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:28:31 2023 No.45619878 What would be the most dangerous slime material?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:28:51 2023 No.45619881 >>45619878 Mercury

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:30:53 2023 No.45619896 >>45619878 tar

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:31:04 2023 No.45619897 >>45619878 Slime waifu who has absorbed so many years of Anon's coom she's almost a marshmallow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:32:21 2023 No.45619907 >>45619897 Ah yes. The hugger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:32:46 2023 No.45619911 >>45619878 Corium

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:33:03 2023 No.45619915 >>45619878 Monmusu's canon that slimes who absorb too many man-made pollutants go into a Toxic-Slime rampage srare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:34:01 2023 No.45619922 >>45619878 neutronium

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:34:10 2023 No.45619925 >>45619915 It's a good concept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:34:59 2023 No.45619931 >>45619878 cinnabar

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:35:56 2023 No.45619938 >>45619701 Is there any ASMR on day of portals?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:36:06 2023 No.45619941 >>45619878 Asbestos.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:37:18 2023 No.45619952 >>45619590 Why are girls there so pissed off? Its not like they were going to date any of those guys anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:38:24 2023 No.45619958 >>45619241 Hfw Anon pushes her down and uses minced garlic as anal-lube... ...after a week to recover she returns carrying a fresh jar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:38:53 2023 No.45619962 >>45619952 As we know, all unattractive men deserve death in the eyes of women. This cartoon knew and tried to warn you.

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:49:52 2023 No.45620046

>>45619958
After about six weeks of this routine Anon's dick permanently reeks like an Italian sausage factory.
Vamp turns up with another jar.
Anon goes Nope.
"Get on your knees and suck it. No teeth or you'll never get it again"
Back in her Ancient Castle she still pretends she's the Haughty Noble-woman, but all her minions can smell the garlic on her now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:52:54 2023 No.45620071 File: 607 KB, 763x1080, MercurialMaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45619881 Fake news

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:53:51 2023 No.45620078

I got around to looking at the chrismas story links and stuff from over the last couple threads. Tell me if I missed something

>junglecat Christmas greentext
Cute, I caught the everything has chocolate in it detail.

>wock Christmas greentext
Pretty wholesome, although I don't personally have the cultural connection to that plot concept. As a side note that site's formatting made the line breaks kind of messy, but that's not really your fault if you're reading this.

>Whoever posted the privatebin link
I have to inform you that it says it's expired or deleted.

>old writefags coming out with 18k and 19k word stories
Can't say anything yet, reading those will take a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 21:54:21 2023 No.45620083 which monsters learned to cook from their mom

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:03:23 2023 No.45620145 mgs most likely to get videos demonetized?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:03:27 2023 No.45620146 >>45620083 A loli-Kiki can bake perfect apple pies almost as soon as they can walk and hold a chef's knife. >they have to stand on the apple-box to reach the bench-top or take the pie out of the oven

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:05:12 2023 No.45620153 >>45620145 Ratas when they discuss the (((Danuki question))) and how Anon's holding Creeping Coins will break the Fed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:05:13 2023 No.45620154 >>45620078 Can you please link them? Missed them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:05:24 2023 No.45620155 >>45620145 >abortion gone wrong >age of consent...!? >life starts when?! >click here to see satanic parental planning get what they deserve!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:09:05 2023 No.45620175 >>45619941 If you or a loved one have slimegirls in your lungs, you may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-TAN-NUKI now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:11:06 2023 No.45620187 >>45620146 imagine how good the cooking of an old maid kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:11:19 2023 No.45620188 >>45618282 I thought "Why not?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:11:52 2023 No.45620191 >>45620188 How goes the game progress?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:16:05 2023 No.45620216 >>45620078 There were a few Krampus greentexts of varying quality and one story by Magus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:16:13 2023 No.45620219 >>45620154 You missed the Ice Queen(/Princess) one: >>45611473 Here: >>45604202 >>45610127 >>45612527 >>45617125 >>45602332

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:17:15 2023 No.45620227 >>45620219 I messed up linking >>45620078 and the other guy, but whatever, it's both now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:17:21 2023 No.45620229 File: 152 KB, 826x1223, 1703626928540251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:17:33 2023 No.45620230

>>45620154
>Ocelomeh greentext
>>45602332
>>45602817
>>45603721

>Jabberwock greentext
>>45604202

>the link that didn't work
>>45588956

>loli Ice Queen greentext
>>45611473
>>45611481
>>45611500
>>45611516

>Penywise's story
>>45610127

>Magus_Anon's story
>>45612527

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:30:34 2023 No.45620307 File: 551 KB, 2048x1535, 1656940366648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:32:06 2023 No.45620317

>be at the beach
>just having fun, splash in the water
you hear a rumble
>the ground shakes
>a giant crab girl erupts out of the ground
>her claws clack menacingly
>"Ha, human, prepare to be cleaned!
>you just stare at her, transfixed
>she's perfect
>slowly her huge claws reach out and pull you to her
>you are placed into her giant crab mouth and her little crab tongue and pincers start working over you
>this is wonderful
>you cum
>"oh, you made a mess"
>she vigorously gets to work swallowing it all,
>then, all too soon, you are pulled out.
>??
>she pulls you up above her head
>"Hi hubby!"
>this... thing on top of her is talking
>""What the fuck?" you say
>"hubby?"
>you have a lot of slack in her grip, it's faltering too
>so you point and wave you arms at this tumor
>It's just some human looking thing on top of a crab
>"I.. I'm your wife."
>"Do you have cancer?" you say
>she starts crying
>you're flung to the ground and she burrows back beneath the sand
And that's the story about how anon became a surgeon so nobody would ever die to cancer again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:36:44 2023 No.45620345 >>45620317 10/10 shitpost but fuck you for making a sweet cancer cry. Fix it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:37:53 2023 No.45620353 >>45620307 >I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:38:54 2023 No.45620358 >>45620353 i dont think u are in the united mamano states

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:40:42 2023 No.45620365

>>45620345
>anon came back to cut off the tumour
>pins him down with a bunch of order orderlies to help out (they volunteered)
>about to start
>then druella falls out of the sky
>"nuh uh"
>stops them
>forces anon into couples counseling that he can fuck the crab part but has to at least kiss the top part and hold her hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:42:42 2023 No.45620377 File: 150 KB, 850x1275, SuccuCop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wrote a succubus story :D (not Christmas themed tho) https://archiveofourown.org/works/52560955

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:53:21 2023 No.45620439
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>>45620377
Very nice!

I like to think monster co-ed prisons are filled with dangerous girls or unwanted girls that became angry and bitter, kinda like picrel. I feel so bad for the less popular girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 22:55:32 2023 No.45620456 >>45620377 Very nice short story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:01:14 2023 No.45620487 File: 500 KB, 1039x1004, 1634635345654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sphinxes are superior to cheshires cheshires: >cringe >annoying >British sphinxes: >choco >egyptian themed >closest thing we have to a lion mg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:01:38 2023 No.45620488 >>45620487 Kc addict.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:04:13 2023 No.45620512 File: 2.46 MB, 2388x1668, 1700751903280475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620487 >>closest thing we have to a lion mg Ahem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:05:10 2023 No.45620517 i desire p'orc women

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:06:57 2023 No.45620527 File: 2.06 MB, 3000x3000, aaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:07:32 2023 No.45620535 File: 292 KB, 2048x1609, 57e90230ad5165eec9c8c41d4756848e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620487 >choco >egyptian themed True chesh can't beat these

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:08:02 2023 No.45620539 File: 1.65 MB, 3508x2480, dce340995e78f84994e37e0b9b9e72e604b528156947682b95a2fc4efb1ee3ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:09:08 2023 No.45620546 File: 941 KB, 1280x1862, bb13bb923c17bd9bd2ca29fce145dc19051d8ab5b987fab90c7e60cd4a107b2b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:11:53 2023 No.45620568 imma get a truffle cologne so i get the most p'orc

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:15:32 2023 No.45620592 >>45620568 Just challenge the closest h'orc with a warband to a duel. It's faster than having to wait for 6-10 P'ors to smell your pefume, evaluate if they want you as a mate, and then challenge you individually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:15:40 2023 No.45620593 >>45620568 >ends up attracting hungry greenworms instead Thankfully the P'Orcs are much faster so if you run you'll eventually get caught by a P'Orc first

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:16:58 2023 No.45620604 >>45620592 where the fuck am i suupposed to find that in the city I'm stuck in tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:19:31 2023 No.45620624 >>45620604 Buillding warbands is a natural thing for h'orcs. It doesn't matter where or how, whether it's a mercenary group, a biker gang, a team of vigilantes, an antagonistic chess club or the B team in a videogame company.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:20:09 2023 No.45620628 >Daughter finds your condom stash that you and your wife use for denial play How do you explain yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:20:28 2023 No.45620631 >>45620604 P'Orc mafia

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:21:39 2023 No.45620641 >>45620631 but i dont deal in baloney tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:22:55 2023 No.45620647 >>45620628 Is the answer incest with the understanding its' not incest if you don't cum inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:23:05 2023 No.45620652 >>45620628 Condoms can be used in survival kits for carrying water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:23:52 2023 No.45620657 >>45620628 Same response as everything else, 'go ask your mother'

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:26:21 2023 No.45620677 >>45620641 Anon keep talking like that and you are gonna get whacked

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:27:19 2023 No.45620687 >>45620677 but aren't p'orcers better suited to be cops?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:28:43 2023 No.45620696 It is not morally right to have sex with your pet cat and I will not do it no matter how much my pet cat keeps trying to coerce me into it by grinding her fat ass against my lap.

Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:30:58 2023 No.45620711
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Remember vampires wear big hats so they don’t have to deal with the sun. Stealing one is considered a hate crime in all vampire controlled domains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:31:18 2023 No.45620712 >>45620696 OK, are you talking about an ACTUAL cat, or just a horny werecat childhood friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:31:48 2023 No.45620715 >>45620687 The prosciutto familia will not be taken lightly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:31:49 2023 No.45620716 >>45620711 but i love stealing silly hats tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:32:44 2023 No.45620723 File: 262 KB, 860x814, Cheshire - Hatfucker desu ka?.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620711 >hate crime More liek HAT crime, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:34:22 2023 No.45620739 File: 658 KB, 945x1400, 1697315341614683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey nerd we gonna play soul calibur 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:34:31 2023 No.45620741 >>45620716 Steal from Mad Hatters. They can grow them back easily and would even be flattered that you wanted to take their hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:35:57 2023 No.45620755 >>45620711 If she wants it back she'll have to brave the hot son to get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:36:39 2023 No.45620759 File: 1.50 MB, 1796x2500, 85515519_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620696 Of course it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:37:37 2023 No.45620767 >>45620712 Believe what you choose to believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:40:55 2023 No.45620790 >>45620715 imma get my good old spank hand out for these porcers, they buhied their last huiii

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:42:21 2023 No.45620803 >have a pet cat >wake up on portal day >meow meow slowly becomes nya nya over the day oh no...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:42:36 2023 No.45620807 >>45620741 Eat the hat to commune with the Machine Elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:42:41 2023 No.45620808 >>45620219 >>45620227 The Ice Princess one was mine, I wasn't sure how to bring that up in a post commenting on other people's stories

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:45:04 2023 No.45620828 >>45620657 Her mother is currently jabbing you in the side and hissing at you to think of something.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:50:21 2023 No.45620864 File: 2.60 MB, 2048x2048, 1700053436011285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mofu is divinity on its own. the chief goddess SEETHES at the thought of kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:53:46 2023 No.45620892 File: 1.32 MB, 764x939, 6e9de49ec550ae09a9e07444bbc9e7579ed92b67e7ef8ae8efb067da17a566ed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620864 The original and best monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:56:44 2023 No.45620913 >>45620828 It seems the situation is more dire than I anticipated, time to go get some milk from the store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 23:59:11 2023 No.45620929 nah p'orc girl best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:00:49 2023 No.45620940 File: 584 KB, 1437x2000, 101352253_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620864 Praise mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:01:06 2023 No.45620941 >>45620929 Oh yeah, then why are't you posting any p'orcers then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:01:40 2023 No.45620947 File: 175 KB, 900x1200, Orc28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620929 I'll take a small horde of p'orcs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:01:44 2023 No.45620948 I'm glad nobody has posted any clowns. I hate clowns. Clowns are scary, especially the female big breasted variety.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:02:19 2023 No.45620950 File: 1.49 MB, 2289x3175, 292806a73eb93e9d3db5d07bac8e9f3465c5e0ffe6e117ad83f0e6830ef56273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620948

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:06:06 2023 No.45620978

>>45620377
I don't think it's a bad story, but it's not my type. A little too dark for my tastes with all the aspects of thread-canon MGC I don't really care for, and the insinuation that magic was affecting his mind at the end was a bit mind-breaky.
That said, it was tight and well-written. I can also see why some anon here would find that sort of thing hot. Just not for me and that's okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:07:04 2023 No.45620985 >>45620948 Anon is going to float, soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:08:05 2023 No.45620995 File: 181 KB, 1366x768, 1692840219021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620864

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:08:21 2023 No.45620999 File: 394 KB, 1447x2047, Bogie26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620948

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:13:47 2023 No.45621041 >>45620950 >>45620999 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME BOGEY

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:14:54 2023 No.45621053 >>45621041 Only bogies from here on out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:15:36 2023 No.45621062 >>45621053 >Only boogies from here on out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:15:39 2023 No.45621063 >>45620487 https://files.catbox.moe/m9oj91.png The undeniable truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:15:45 2023 No.45621064 >>45620864 Thats a big ass clump of tails holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:15:55 2023 No.45621066 File: 526 KB, 1240x2000, GCHTY2hbYAAPv_M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:16:14 2023 No.45621068 >>45621041 SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:16:59 2023 No.45621076
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Finally ready to start my next one-shot story and (hopefully) will be able to put it on AO3. Would like to receive some input from anons on what they would like to see, as to give me a better idea as to where I should take this:
What are some key things you need/want to see in a monsterization story? Yurishit not happening, but may be touched on
Would you prefer a greentext or a traditionally written story?
If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in? Assuming the source of the monsterization comes from stray tail-pussy spines in the very early days of portals opening

Thank you for the input in advance!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:20:09 2023 No.45621092 File: 406 KB, 768x900, b43c87fe6856cc6f41a04926b34b983a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:20:20 2023 No.45621094 File: 697 KB, 1390x1400, Doodles_1999_f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who thought letting baphomets have access to giant boob magic was a good idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:20:42 2023 No.45621098 >>45621076 i tend to prefer slow burning transformations over instant corruption but it may not suit the story you're going for

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:20:56 2023 No.45621100 File: 1.39 MB, 2000x1600, Cait Sith - Yuumi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620803 Say hello to your new wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:24:16 2023 No.45621121 >>45620978 It's all good :) This is my first time writing stories since high school so the compliment means a lot!

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:25:57 2023 No.45621132

>>45621076
I think an office setting would be the best for this. The sudden change from mildly depressed OL to agressive manticore would be nice. As for the monsterization itself, i think following KC's rule of making it as appealing as possible for the parties involved(meaning if she's alone, it tends to change parts of her she feels insecure about, or reinforce those which she feels confident in. Similar for if anon is there present). It doesn't have to be sexual in nature, just to make the monsterization a decidedly positive change.
I also like it when the monster keeps some important part of the appearance of the woman, or if it changes to fit an idealized self, although that is similar to the last point.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:26:24 2023 No.45621136

>>45621076
Focus on how she adapts to it, what she finds difficult in her new body (if its a drastic change) and how her husband helps her through it.
Have it happen early so you can focus on the MG stuff.
Maybe have another monster come in to help explain and take her through it with the husband (not sexually)

A gym could work as a workplace, as could a garage or restauraunt. You could tie it into whatever MG she's going to become.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:29:20 2023 No.45621152 File: 835 KB, 1240x1748, c855d82e3c576f87c340be4613655cb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618100

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:30:22 2023 No.45621158

>>45621076
>Would you prefer a greentext or a traditionally written story?
If you're putting it on AO3, may as well aim for a non-greentext.
>If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in?
Depends on the specifics, but if the monsterization progresses quickly from the event in the spoiler, in my opinion it makes sense if the workplace is something more open like a shop or involves going outside, like police - female cop on a patrol getting hit by this sounds good to me.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:33:00 2023 No.45621173

>>45621076
>Key things needed in a monsterization story?
Should be gradual changes, and it should cover her reactions to both physical and emotional changes.
>Greentext or traditional?
Longer stories are better traditional, IMO.
>Place of work?
Pet store. If she's gonna turn into a batcat she should have access to catnip without knowing what it'll do. ALSO YOU CAN HAVE SCENES WITH CUTE KITTIES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:35:49 2023 No.45621191 >>45621121 I'm glad you started. I hope we see more of you! Are you entering this into the writing contest or sitting it out? You should enter. The whole point was for new writers to give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:36:28 2023 No.45621195 >>45620377 >AIslop

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:37:09 2023 No.45621200 File: 501 KB, 968x1540, older p'orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620941

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:38:47 2023 No.45621214 >>45621191 Wouldn't anon have 4 days to rush out a story? He's already given writing a try, so i don't think having him rush another story for the contest is a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:39:14 2023 No.45621222 What if I put a net over an Oomukade's head and told her I caught her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:39:18 2023 No.45621223 File: 740 KB, 2654x2640, 1626749503355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:40:25 2023 No.45621231 >>45621214 I'm confused. I meant he should enter the one he just finished. I'm assuming he started it after the contest started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:40:25 2023 No.45621232 >>45621223 Does shantae have a lamp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:41:08 2023 No.45621236 File: 252 KB, 713x579, 20230708_103554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620711 I will steal their hats. I won't be stopped, all the monsters with funny or cool hats will have them taken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:44:06 2023 No.45621245 >>45620230 Thanks a lot anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:44:40 2023 No.45621251 File: 680 KB, 1920x2715, 1681985932158774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621064 big you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:45:39 2023 No.45621258 >>45621231 I didn't even know there was a contest going on, but I guess I'll enter condom dealer if I can... how do I do that btw?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:45:58 2023 No.45621262 File: 584 KB, 857x1125, 65586065_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:46:12 2023 No.45621263
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So far in for the contest:
Experienced:
Alpanon
Magus (Pending)
Dogface (Pending)
Peny (Was your Christmas submission for the contest? It's unmarked)

New:
Maxwells_daemon
MysteryID

Assuming Magus and Dogface pull through, that will be two prizes up for grabs. Peny, let me know if you're participating. I hope to see a couple more, new and returning!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:46:36 2023 No.45621264 File: 412 KB, 2541x3650, GB4YG_HaEAAe5ZB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620711

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:48:27 2023 No.45621276 >>45621258 Just add [FC23] to the title. You can refer to one of the other entries as an example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:49:21 2023 No.45621279 >>45621263 >Magus (Pending) Not sure what you mean, but he did say in his post he counts his latest story as a submission: >>45612527 though he didn't put [FC23] in the title.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:49:50 2023 No.45621283

>rub lamp and release ancient jinn
>she says she'll grant me any TWO wishes of my hearts desire while jiggling her assets around lustfully
>asks me what it is I truly want
>ask her to give me a corndog with mustard
>she blinks
>reiterate, I want a corndog with mustard
>she stresses to me that I only get two wishes and that I must not waste them on trivial things
>corndog. with mustard. NOW
>she sighs and snaps her finger giving me a corndog with mustard
>props her bouncy chest up with her arms and asks me if there's anything else I could possibly desire
>maybe something more... carnal in nature
>ask her to give me a soda now with my last wish
>she asks me if I'm fucking kidding her
>demand the soda until she gives it to me and has to go back into her lamp
>kick some sand over it and leave her buried as I eat my corndog

Bullying Djinns is funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:51:02 2023 No.45621293 >>45621251 Getting smacked by one of those would knock you out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:51:51 2023 No.45621299 >>45621223 If I rub her tits will I get extra wishes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:51:53 2023 No.45621300 >>45621279 Oh, I forgot he posted and was looking for the tag. Been a busy couple days, sorry. Cool. So that's 2/3 in the experienced category and I'm pretty sure Dogface will make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:57:53 2023 No.45621326 File: 1.29 MB, 1080x1080, sketchbook___pramanix__sfw__by_candra_dfmgzmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:57:54 2023 No.45621327 >>45621263 I surprises me that there are more people in the experienced cathegory than in the newbie one, considering it was supposed to encourage new writers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 00:58:02 2023 No.45621331 Half the fun of a world of monster girls is just exploring it and seeing new lands. Its why traveling trader or caravan guard is the best profession.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:01:00 2023 No.45621347

>>45621327
They're the ones who struggle the most and are more likely to give up or run behind. Dogface apparently missed the deadline last year, but look how far he's come. Also keep in mind there's another four days and Magus had to extend it for all the people late last year too. We might get a couple more.
But that's why I did separate contests. I wanted to make sure the new writers who did make it had a fair chance to win a prize.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:02:16 2023 No.45621356 File: 1.19 MB, 1400x1400, 1666971640060315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:02:56 2023 No.45621363 >>45621327 There's still a couple more days, but yeah, the nature of the contest doesn't lend itself to making it a recurring thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:03:57 2023 No.45621369 I'm so cruel I'm going to make a monster girl sit down and play Lords of the Fallen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:04:54 2023 No.45621374 >>45621356 Why have you done this to my oneesan? Cows must remain cows, only Potatoes grow

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:08:33 2023 No.45621395 >>45621363 Maybe not as a new-writer thing, but if the old writers have fun I don't see why it can't keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:08:46 2023 No.45621397 Whenever I need or I'm looking for something my chest takes it and puts it in her ass. What do I do about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:13:09 2023 No.45621432 >>45621397 Oh don't run away from it now. You misspelled your way into having a mimic wife, you can't weasel your way out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:13:57 2023 No.45621437 File: 2.17 MB, 2624x2768, fb27919fcfe77eb7816bc5dbe8110168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:19:39 2023 No.45621482 >>45621395 If it helps, I'm absolutely NOT going to make the deadline, but the contest did inspire me to at least start a story. So, good job, Murlocs, you endlessly quotable WC3 cannon fodder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:20:03 2023 No.45621485 >>45621432 >lonely anon writes Eros asking for a chesh wife >accidently asks for a chest wife >receives an old-looking trunk one day >opens it and gets a face full of mimic ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:21:17 2023 No.45621499 File: 208 KB, 905x2048, ce4828ed844d89b562e7ec3a96faa23bcb036cfc05a192e9042620944f352bfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621100 That's a literal cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:21:30 2023 No.45621502 >>45621283 I'd be terrified of djinnd, forever in fear of the monkey's paw, I'd probably make as humble wishes as possible if I couldn't deny them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:23:59 2023 No.45621517 >>45621482 Mrrrllrrllglglr! I'm glad that you were inspired enough to start and I'm hoping it's been an enjoyable experience so far. Who knows, maybe we'll do this again next year!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:24:31 2023 No.45621519 >>45621502 >make humble wishes >she says they're so small and minor they don't count >says she'll just have to stay with you until you wish for something more fitting of her power

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:25:20 2023 No.45621529 >>45621517 Fuck you that goddamned noise is tattooed into my fucking brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:27:32 2023 No.45621547 >>45621529 >walking through the swamps in MGE world >hear THAT sound >hordes of sexy, horny fishwomen charge from the water with realm-silver spears You poor fool. You've just pulled aggro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:28:34 2023 No.45621553 >>45621547 i just want to play wow now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:29:02 2023 No.45621556 >>45621547 Man, the Sahu are weird in Azeroth

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:29:03 2023 No.45621557 >>45621553 No you do not

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:30:11 2023 No.45621563 >>45621553 Never again. Even with the NEETest, most awesome mamono waifu to try to bait me into it. No. Chance.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:32:13 2023 No.45621578

>>45621553
If I could go back in time and have well-off parents (I would have been like 15-16 at WotLK release) I would like to play too.
FF14 is nice but I wish I got to have both adventures in their primes.

Anywho... monstergirls. Maybe I should comm a murloc girl. That sounds like a good yerb thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:36:13 2023 No.45621600 File: 270 KB, 806x1496, Fbbsu5eUYAA6qzS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:37:05 2023 No.45621605 >>45621600 I feel this cat is attempting to seduce me. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:38:07 2023 No.45621611 >>45621519 >eventually realize the monster girls game >wish she'd have sex with you >an easy one, right? >she puts a portal on your dick so you're never not having sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:38:11 2023 No.45621613 Facial tongue bath from a lamia or from a kiki? Which one would be better and why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:38:33 2023 No.45621617 >>45621600 this cat isn't just chocolate, but dark chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:41:07 2023 No.45621632 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1703638790754371.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:41:48 2023 No.45621633 >>45621613 Kiki, she has dog genes so licking faces should be instinct for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:43:02 2023 No.45621645 File: 112 KB, 964x1084, Team Riddle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45620487 >High IQ >Exotic and cultured >Witty conversationalist vs. >Purple and obnoxious >Cockney accent (Probably) >Impossible to talk with

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:44:27 2023 No.45621653 File: 1.53 MB, 1062x1515, b3f60e17f50971c9e15cd85180027005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:48:13 2023 No.45621686 >>45621653 Klee sex and Nahida sex...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:49:05 2023 No.45621694 File: 711 KB, 1327x1196, Cheshire - Drew a Picture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621645 Meme Cat > Riddle Cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:50:44 2023 No.45621702 File: 172 KB, 1240x1754, GCF2f3Ya8AAHe7C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621694 need them cats with black sclera

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:52:01 2023 No.45621711 >>45621702 I would love a riddle cat with black sclera. Would be best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:52:28 2023 No.45621716 >>45621611 exactly what I feared!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:53:04 2023 No.45621722 File: 449 KB, 1200x867, 167783478944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621645 I sentence you to double trouble cheshires

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:56:02 2023 No.45621735 >>45621702 >>45621711 I can't imagine how hard I'd spill spaghetti if I met a buff Jinko with black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:56:59 2023 No.45621740 which mg would you go down on? which mg wouldn't ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:57:27 2023 No.45621744 >>45621740 Depends on the size of their cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:57:38 2023 No.45621746 >>45619376 I just find it interesting to see how different threads respond to the same comment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 01:58:04 2023 No.45621749 >>45621744 So that'd be the horses out. Maybe a loli(shota)?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:00:23 2023 No.45621760 >>45621740 OL demon I wouldn't go down on a jubjub because I feel like I'd never be able to wash the smell off my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:02:38 2023 No.45621770 File: 667 KB, 1200x1200, 1703638989377200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:02:45 2023 No.45621771 >>45621749 Anything too big is a no but anything too small is also a no

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:02:49 2023 No.45621773 >>45621740 All None

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:07:47 2023 No.45621801 File: 1.54 MB, 2030x1369, LilimMari152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mari is still the best lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:08:18 2023 No.45621806 >mick and cuckspammer talking about dicks and jerking eachother off again Why do they keep /trash/ on 4chan, when everyone who goes there is more insane than /b/tards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:10:48 2023 No.45621826 File: 1.37 MB, 1382x2048, 114496010_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:14:55 2023 No.45621858

>>45618069
Imagine going to Monster Girl Encyclopedia's internet/World Wide Web and seeing story posts from various males how they ended up with their fated waifu? Would you post and share your how-i-met-your-mother stories in MGE internet online story threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:15:29 2023 No.45621861 >>45621806 We can talk about monster girl on monster girl if you want. Do you think miss manticore can use her tail as a sucking device on other girls?

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:18:23 2023 No.45621882

>>45620078
>>45620230
>dead link
Thought I put it on the maximum (30 days) before expiry, must’ve not been paying attention.
Rebin, 30 day, Kiki/Shog: https://privatebin.net/?203ec20b2ee1a3a0#EU1UyvCFWYeZiRKwKW4hFt7f3PRjePB24P9HN9wrWZuZ

The dark elf thing is still up: https://privatebin.net/?f42a58bfaba05eff#ALUPd9kE3CLP5aBawhTTPNG5eezcpjWGFCc3MXPYrEag

I’ll toss this in to for the hell of it.

MGE Wasteland:
https://privatebin.net/?fe2c960effaaaca9#Ayu8vVN8xZDSyXydrAdppJbF9QoLZKDoBCzYkiDhCb3K

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:20:02 2023 No.45621893 >>45621801 I prefer Victoria or Selene. Even Illassa. Mari might actually be my least favorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:21:39 2023 No.45621899 >>45620078 >>junglecat Christmas greentext >Cute, I caught the everything has chocolate in it detail. Yes, Indeed. That was completely intentional. >cough

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:22:30 2023 No.45621904 How would memekot react if in the middle of teasing I tightly hugged her and told her I loved her? Would it shut her up? The only other idea I had was laughing at her jokes, but I'm afraid that would only encourage her behavior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:29:43 2023 No.45621937 I'm gonna catch an Ocelomeh in a cage and take her back home with me over the seas and make her my new pet cat and tell her she has to wear a pretty collar from now on, as well as normal clothes. No more of that tribal stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:31:41 2023 No.45621950 >>45621893 Mari is the only lilim worth a damn

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:34:01 2023 No.45621967 >>45621937 >anon arrives on the beach >Welcome to the Jungle starts playing >he is never seen again

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:34:49 2023 No.45621974

When it comes down to it, if mamono were to flood into our current world, even though I prefer more exotic girls, I'd probably go for a girl that wouldn't change my life too much. So lamia or centaur that'd require a change in the living situation. I wouldn't pick a girl that'd freak out my family, so I'd probably end up with something more basic but still good, like a holst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:35:03 2023 No.45621978 >>45621967 i do like fun and games

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:36:15 2023 No.45621983 >>45621974 i'd probably get the first one that tackles me come on, ms ushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:36:46 2023 No.45621986 >>45621974 I'm going to get a demon wife and introduce her to my religious parents by telling them that I've sold my soul to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:37:12 2023 No.45621989 >>45621801 >>45621950 Also the only Lilim to be gangbanged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:38:11 2023 No.45621993 >>45621986 What'd be funny if she was actually an angel (non-corrupted) but took on the demon look because that's what you liked and just never corrects you when you call her a demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:39:12 2023 No.45621994 >>45621989 That unironically is what makes her the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:42:11 2023 No.45622005 >>45621983 Higher likelihood you get tackled by a slime or honeybee. Far more common. Good luck on the spider cow wife though. I'll pray for your pelvis!

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:44:23 2023 No.45622018
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>"Yo Anons. Word of advice: never- And I mean NEVER mix up or mistake Onis for O.N.I. *puff smoke* ...Worst mistake of my life and why I'm on the run and have to look at my back constantly for Earth Government Spooks just because I did a Geo Location Prank challenge."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:44:41 2023 No.45622021 >>45621974 >wouldn't change my life too much My life sucks. Bring on the positive upheaval.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:48:21 2023 No.45622045 File: 673 KB, 1241x1813, 004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:49:42 2023 No.45622057 >>45622005 fair's fair. but they're going to need at least 2 or 3 honeybees to tackle me, they're pretty light

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:49:46 2023 No.45622058 File: 821 KB, 1052x1600, Ushi-Oni - Touch the Cow. Do it NOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621983 You know you want to...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:50:39 2023 No.45622066 >>45622058 >"You are not a cow. You're an arachnid."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:51:31 2023 No.45622068 >centaur treats you showing her a saddle you got for her like you're proposing to her with a wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:51:34 2023 No.45622069 >>45622057 Yeah, but they can dive bomb you from the air. Don't underestimate the power of flight and their sticky honey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:52:33 2023 No.45622076 >>45622068 wait until you show her the spurs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:53:49 2023 No.45622084 File: 401 KB, 2000x2000, Honey Bee - Finger Bees.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622057 Gonna take more than 3 bees to tackle you, bro. Unless you already pissed off a pixie or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:54:29 2023 No.45622092 >>45622084 one crouched behind me and the other two pushed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:54:51 2023 No.45622094 >>45622084 I'm fairly certain that MGE honeybees are roughly the same size as humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:56:22 2023 No.45622106 >>45622094 Nope, sorry Anon, but I clearly have a picture that proves otherwise and I found it on the Internet. So, Honeybees are very smol. QED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:56:29 2023 No.45622109 A Bee couldn't possibly rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:56:34 2023 No.45622110 File: 286 KB, 1280x1092, 1678998844131057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:01:26 2023 No.45622140 >>45621485 >chesh-like mimic >purple coloration >even has a smug :3 grin with a fang

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:05:05 2023 No.45622161 File: 276 KB, 1215x1305, Hole.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45621858 >share your how-i-met-your-mother stories in MGE in She came out of a hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:13:19 2023 No.45622207 File: 2.65 MB, 1400x1669, white Christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:15:13 2023 No.45622212 >>45622207 oh bother

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:16:11 2023 No.45622215 >>45622207 OH NO! ANON BEHIND YOU!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:16:29 2023 No.45622218 File: 60 KB, 1000x532, 1693042179592954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45618918 BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:18:28 2023 No.45622226 >>45622207 She's about to get a face full of snow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:20:17 2023 No.45622232 File: 1.44 MB, 4096x4096, e73badadb18d6847f87d4beaf2dd9511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:22:40 2023 No.45622242 >>45621263 >Peny (Was your Christmas submission for the contest? It's unmarked) No, It's something I began before I knew about the contest, so it's unfair.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:24:47 2023 No.45622256

As the King of the Human Kingdom, it is my duty to ensure my people are happy and content and lately nothing has been happening, so my people are all bored out of their minds. No dragon attacks, no lizard raids, no orc war parties, no cat bandits, no nothing. Therefor, I have come to a solution for how to get my people excited again.

I mustered a great deal of the men and raised levies and then sent them east to invade the Elf Queendom! We're gonna take all the Elves as slaves and pillage their towns! We will conquer them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:25:10 2023 No.45622259 >>45622256 Give them all cait siths. Cait siths make great pets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:25:44 2023 No.45622264 >>45621974 Man it'd be a bit hard navigating the post-portals world for a while with a bapho (or any other loli) monster wife. Bonus if she's actually older than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:28:39 2023 No.45622279 >>45622242 Damn, that's a shame. Sorry friend. Appreciate the honesty though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:29:23 2023 No.45622283 >>45622264 if it gets dicey she can always megamorph/polymorph in public

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:31:09 2023 No.45622292 >>45622283 It's a good thing baphos are all adept at magics and are physically ridiculously strong

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:31:55 2023 No.45622298 >>45610127 a delight as always really enjoyed the playful romance they had going on

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:32:04 2023 No.45622300 >>45622292 Which is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:34:08 2023 No.45622315 >>45622300 i'm okay with runya runya being able to fold me in half

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:34:18 2023 No.45622317 >>45622300 No it's not. Baphos are high level monsters and being powerful comes with the territory. Besides, I want my bapho wife to pick up the police car I'm inside, and have her run away with me (and the car)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:36:00 2023 No.45622327 >>45622317 Just remember. Cait sith is the most powerful monster Blessed by a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:40:59 2023 No.45622354 File: 92 KB, 1080x1080, GAHqHQ2bsAA4tG3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:42:56 2023 No.45622361

>>45621076
>What are some key things you need/want to see in a monsterization story? Yurishit not happening, but may be touched on
Personally am a fan of the slow burn approach but not totally averse to her just getting overloaded with stimuli and taking him then and there.
>Would you prefer a greentext or traditional story?
If it's on AO3 you might as well do full prose.
>If this involves Anon's crush on a coworker, what place of work would be best to set this in?
Their work space or somewhere both of them are familiar with would work best. You have to remember that Manticores are at least in part lions, so she'd inevitably see places familiar to her as her territory/hunting grounds.

>>45621547
Murloc style Sahu can go and stay go only women worth the time on Azeroth are Orcs for the gap moe. Or Dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:48:17 2023 No.45622372 File: 142 KB, 1000x1125, 1703646863453399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:49:25 2023 No.45622377 >>45622361 A man of culture. Although I do enjoy me some large goat women even if they've been tainted a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:50:50 2023 No.45622384 >>45622377 damn shame, that. 7' blue goat holy women seems impossible to screw up yet here we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:51:08 2023 No.45622387 You survived Christmas. Now you're safe from holiday romance until February

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:51:53 2023 No.45622392 >>45622384 Its less they ruined them and more others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:52:05 2023 No.45622394 >>45622387 nobody expects the giant slug in the santa outfit 2 days late she came as fast as she could

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:53:01 2023 No.45622398 >>45622384 You mean perfected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:56:11 2023 No.45622413 File: 1.84 MB, 1200x1600, 105769324_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:57:21 2023 No.45622416 Can doppelgangers only copy real girls or would they be able to turn into a fictional waifu? Can they only transform into humans or can they turn into monsters too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:57:27 2023 No.45622417 >>45622387 What about all the monstergirls who try to steal a kiss at midnight on new years? Or the ones who say they can’t go into the new year with their virginity intact?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:57:50 2023 No.45622419 >>45622416 >e able to turn into a fictional waifu? You want a tulpa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:58:52 2023 No.45622421 >>45622413 How was she able to get the power to nuke everyone, again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 03:58:57 2023 No.45622424 >>45622419 If a lamp can turn into a monster why couldn't a tulpa turn into a real monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:02:58 2023 No.45622434 >>45622377 >>45622384 You're talking about a Warcraft thing right? I only know of them via porn, what happened to taint them. Aside from normal Rule 34 shenanigans that hit literally everything that's even remotely popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:06:43 2023 No.45622445 >when you tell a monster you can't date her because you're already married but the catch is that your "wife" is just some character from an anime show and/or a vtuber you watch What does the Monster do in such a case?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:06:54 2023 No.45622447 >>45622377 At least we know canonically Anduin is a monster girl lover since he finds space goat women particularly attractive. Homie was blessed for life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:08:36 2023 No.45622458 >>45622434 Draenei have it far worse than usual both in frequency and...severity I guess you'd call it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:09:54 2023 No.45622464 >>45622445 rape the stupidity out of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:10:52 2023 No.45622466 >>45622417 You just need to make a good enough excuse for not being at the new year's party

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:19:48 2023 No.45622492 >>45622447 Listen, he may not be his dad but if he understands the beauty of a seven foot tall goat women then he's alright in my book.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:25:41 2023 No.45622522

>>45622445
If she's a bicorn, Anon's foolish ploy does NOTHING to stop her.
Otherwise, she'd probably be able to file paperwork to get Anon checked out mentally.
>Anon's not going to have any mamono mana on him, so she'll know he's either lying or very wrong.
>Any gifted healer will be able to figure out which one that is.
>If there's an actual person in play here (e.g., a vtuber), Miss Monster is going to have a chat with her about leading her beloved on.
>Basically, I don't think lies like that are going to do anything more than get more people involved and that just makes escape less and less likely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:31:52 2023 No.45622532 File: 796 KB, 1280x1280, GAGyhcibQAA-5TD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622464 a tale as old as time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:36:47 2023 No.45622545 >>45622532 My very special kemono friend.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:49:30 2023 No.45622593
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Post sleepy time stuff that's only possible with mamono. Dullahans are not on my radar normally, but this image alone is enough to make me OK with potentially getting one as a wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 04:58:51 2023 No.45622617 >>45622593 mofu blanket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:09:21 2023 No.45622660 File: 284 KB, 1144x1224, 1564113210600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622593 best for those chilly nights

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:14:25 2023 No.45622675 Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to remember that big mofu is good at keeping you warm during the winter. A few dragons can as well, as can certain types of birbs and in automatons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:18:40 2023 No.45622685 File: 140 KB, 780x1009, 242CD66A-BA25-4BB7-9DE1-96AF73AC879A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say something nice about Ms. Vampires spooky castle. And please don’t mention her weight

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:19:14 2023 No.45622688
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>>45622593
The only picture I can think of to show this has too much sex to post but ice/snow girls under a mountain of blankets

I'm too hot natured to sleep under thick blankets (even though I want to) without opening the window in sub-freezing conditions so the idea of sharing a bed with a girl who has half my body temperate at maximum is very appealing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:21:32 2023 No.45622704 File: 38 KB, 738x630, Sz5GRSc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622675 I will never fall to BIG Mofu and their lies >A few fragons can as well Wurm will keep me warm

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:22:32 2023 No.45622711

>>45622279
Maybe next year! Problem is I'm a lot more limited in opportunity these days. I don't remember when the contest started, but this story was already in the works. Any one who entered the competition is very impressive, because I'm not confident in my ability to put anything out in under a month anymore, haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:23:19 2023 No.45622715 I will reject a horse because I only like two legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:23:45 2023 No.45622719 >>45622298 Thanks anon, glad you enjoyed it! One of my favourite things about writing these kinds of 'sequels' is the whole story isn't about setting up the relationship, so I'm freer to play around with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:28:06 2023 No.45622737 >>45622532 Big...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:31:01 2023 No.45622753 >>45622711 It started October 1st. You sure you didn't start it after that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:34:51 2023 No.45622774 >>45622445 What if I was telling the truth? Would monsters be sympathetic to my goal of bringing her to life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:46:17 2023 No.45622825 >>45622753 I started it last year when I forgot all my passwords and wasn't home and couldn't post it at Christmas and then lost motivation when I realized it and left it half done and finished and fleshed the rest of it out this year

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:51:42 2023 No.45622843 >>45622825 RIP. Well I hope that means we'll see more of you now that you have things (hopefully) sorted. I'll still look forward to reading it later this week!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 05:57:09 2023 No.45622864 >>45622843 I'll do my best to do better, thank you for your encouragement!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:01:22 2023 No.45622877 >>45621326 Is she an injun?

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:15:19 2023 No.45622917

>>45622416
I'd headcanon a Doppel should be able to copy a fictional character as seen on film/tv as they could physically copy the actress' body shape, but with the character's personality and screen makeup or wig color; but couldn't recreate a fictional character from just a description in a novel or a static image in a painting as they couldn't invent a voice, mannerisms, etc from pure imagination.
Or you'd get a 'Poor AI' estimation.
E.g. you could get an 'irl' WonderWoman who looks either like Linda Carter or Gal Gadot by showing her the different videos including other videos for roles where she's naked to get the nipples correct etc, but not from showing her a comic-book art version as she'd become a mute who walked really stiffly and has no nipps.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:37:43 2023 No.45622981

>>45622917
I'm not so sure. I think doppels form themselves by reading the mans mind. So as long as you have a clear image of what she looks like she'd be able to copy.
Doppels also don't perfectly copy people, but instead give an idealized version, which I think is just a side effect of copying the version of her that exists in your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:46:02 2023 No.45623005 i really really really wish i was being coddled in a demon's arms right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:53:32 2023 No.45623033 Oh, how I wish I was a kejourou's daki right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 06:57:12 2023 No.45623053 File: 432 KB, 909x426, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623005 Me too friend. Me too.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:02:38 2023 No.45623074

I won and got a restraining order against the werecat who bite me. I lost 75% of my power and ability with the hand she teared open but I won't get any gouv buck because I'm not married. No one want to hear my story. I hate monsters and new to find a new job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:03:51 2023 No.45623081 File: 134 KB, 932x1200, 1693599229681170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622593

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:05:44 2023 No.45623086 File: 60 KB, 850x487, cuddlebug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45622593

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:12:07 2023 No.45623105 File: 314 KB, 992x984, nLMWH0Ok_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:14:30 2023 No.45623113 File: 555 KB, 720x671, 126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623105 alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:14:34 2023 No.45623114 >>45623105 Here lies Anon. He never scored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:20:10 2023 No.45623130 File: 66 KB, 948x546, 1512615836147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623114 >He never scored Lich-san will take care of that

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:22:00 2023 No.45623133 [DELETED]

>>45623114
Fr*g, you should do that
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:27:38 2023 No.45623145

I've been doing nothing but cultivating magical power by fusing hundreds of magical artifacts I've stolen from the castles of Lims, laboratories of Liches and shrines of Ryus for three years now and I've turned myself into a towering mass of muscle through constant injection of liquid raging mushroom into my bloodstream. I've replaced my heart with a kugelblitz and hardened my skin into a glassy diamond shell. I'm strong enough to destroy this whole world now, all I want is to become the strongest thing alive.
NO MONSTER CAN STOP ME NOW
I AM A NEWBORN GOD
I WILL CRUSH THIS ENTIRE WORLD IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:29:18 2023 No.45623149 i cum on gremlin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:31:08 2023 No.45623157 >>45623149 roll initiative

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:32:45 2023 No.45623165 File: 579 KB, 1454x973, icanhelp!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623145 why did you do that? do you feel like you need power over other people to be safe? how was your childhood? were your parents good to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:33:08 2023 No.45623167 >>45623145 >gets oneshot and instakilled by a random Lim Oh no. Anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:33:53 2023 No.45623170 >>45623165 Crush the squid >>45623145 Based, I will follow the mad anon in his rampage

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:36:03 2023 No.45623181 File: 944 KB, 1600x1600, ddbd8e869d72bc1d93135501525c01f0_b445f045_2048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623145 >invulnerable to all forms of physical attack >loses to a fish because she sings pretty

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:36:58 2023 No.45623184 >>45623181 >A cute, level 1 mermaid and her level 9999 husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:37:44 2023 No.45623186 >>45623170 it seems like you're avoiding the question...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:41:26 2023 No.45623196 >>45623184 >mob face lvl 1 mermaid >she is the undefeated champion of the sea since her lvl 9999 husband anon suplexes whoever dare challenges his wife >sea lvl becomes the S tier in difficulty across all difficulty lvls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:42:18 2023 No.45623200 >>45623196 h... how do you suplex someone underwater

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:45:44 2023 No.45623210 File: 141 KB, 360x480, 1650800821803.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623200 very carefully

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:45:55 2023 No.45623211 >>45623181 >Die to a battery thrown in the water Ez

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:46:19 2023 No.45623214 >>45623200 All the way to the bottom of the ocean

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:49:52 2023 No.45623226 >>45623210 Ready to clap Anon's cheeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:52:41 2023 No.45623242 >>45623210 sea mammals are too powerful...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 07:55:55 2023 No.45623257 >>45623226 Imagine your ass being gently smacked over and over while you sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:14:13 2023 No.45623309 >>45623226 >>45623257 >She plays your ass cheeks like bongos

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:15:16 2023 No.45623311 >>45623309 Selkie mating rituals are strange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:16:27 2023 No.45623313 File: 706 KB, 2172x3000, pirate cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kot like water?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:17:35 2023 No.45623318 >>45623242 I want to see the MG version of the best One Piece animal, the Kung Fu Dugong!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:24:44 2023 No.45623337 >>45623211 anon, throwing a battery in the ocean would not electrify the ocean. i'm sorry you had to find out this way. maybe you should marry a haku instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:25:58 2023 No.45623343 >>45623337 That's what a soon to be zapped fish would say

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:27:38 2023 No.45623347 >>45622593 Just marry a dormouse

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:31:38 2023 No.45623367

>>45623343
>anon throws car battery in the ocean
>fish levels up to electric eel
>nearby crab girl can recharge her bionic claw
anon you done fucked up bro, they're gonna get ya now, and their homes have all the modern appliances too now so it won't be a bad thing to surrender to the fishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:35:03 2023 No.45623383 >>45623367 Charybdis is already mooching internet off of the deep sea cables

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:46:38 2023 No.45623408 I do not remember installing Tekeli-li.exe on my computer. I am going to run it in admin mode just to see what it does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:46:42 2023 No.45623409 >>45623367 Feels like whatever I choose you will turn it into a losing scenario for me, weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:48:35 2023 No.45623419 File: 16 KB, 441x387, 1615619417215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623408 Did you try compatability settings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:50:43 2023 No.45623425 File: 36 KB, 435x368, 1510035980367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623419 Not so fast! Kiki.exe says that program is malicious malware!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:51:50 2023 No.45623427 File: 667 KB, 2121x2000, 1409765429988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623425 Can't run either of those on my system...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:52:14 2023 No.45623428 >>45623419 >>45623425 Oh fuck I didn't install either of these programs on my computer. They must be viruses. Can someone recommend a good antivirus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 08:57:03 2023 No.45623450 >>45623428 Kaperksy

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:03:03 2023 No.45623469

I'm a cartoonishly evil CEO who only wants money! I'm gonna have my employees level forests and drive innocent Monsters out of their natural homes and offend the Dryads by destroying nature and then put up a bunch of Walmarts and parking lots and shopping malls and fast food joints in their places and they can't stop me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:03:25 2023 No.45623472 >>45623427 >boot from live USB linux >start formatting all drives >hear pleading coming from inside the PC case

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:11:28 2023 No.45623496 >>45623472 >Banging noise on the inside of your rig >"YAME- YAMEROOOOO!~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:12:56 2023 No.45623504 File: 102 KB, 885x902, Kikimora274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623425 Kiki.exe is far more trustworthy than >>45623419 tekeli-li.exe

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:22:55 2023 No.45623545 >>45623504 remember to give your Kiki desktop assistant head pats with your mouse

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:25:27 2023 No.45623552 File: 394 KB, 3148x1928, Kikimora851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >kiki.exe bloatware

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:26:22 2023 No.45623555

Every time I take a shower, my kiki forces me to do a penis inspection as if I was back in Middle School. And no matter how well I wash, she always says i didn't wash properly. I shit you not, one time I emptied out half a bottle of body wash on my genitals alone, spending almost a half hour, making sure to thoroughly wash every square millimeter, and she still said I did a poor job at washing. Even worse is that she adamantly insists of giving them a tongue bath for at least 15 minutes (usually more) until they're properly cleaned.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:32:40 2023 No.45623573

>>45618741

Gonna post the Ocelomeh story when I wake up tomorrow. I would post it now but I won't be able to stop myself from hanging around for feedback so, sorry Anons, I need my sleep. Gotta say, I think this might have helped with my writer's block on my Lim story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:36:11 2023 No.45623586 >>45623555 She's defective, fire her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:40:23 2023 No.45623605 File: 125 KB, 883x1200, Raiju125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ride the lightning. Or the lightning will ride you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 09:52:12 2023 No.45623637 I got my beast master class and bought all the equipments at my local dark elf shop, where should I start? I'm still level 1 and I heard that kikis are a good starter with their DPS/support hybrid build

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:14:43 2023 No.45623740 >>45623637 remeber anon you can get a hefty buff if you let them share the bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:22:16 2023 No.45623781 >>45623337 You aren't using a big enough battery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:22:50 2023 No.45623786 >>45623637 >bought all the equipments at my local dark elf shop Sounds like you need to ask KDF about this kind of "beast master" class

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:24:31 2023 No.45623799 >>45623586 Agreed, any thorough penis clean should take at least an hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:27:57 2023 No.45623810 >>45623786 KDF? >>45623740 But it locks you with only one beast, I don't want to make such a heavy choice this early

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:29:44 2023 No.45623819 File: 65 KB, 480x320, Kiki dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well my entry is finally on AO3. Pic related as it was the original inspiration, although the plot took a few turns from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:30:32 2023 No.45623822 >>45623810 Kobold Daughteru Fucker. It is best not to speak of such people anymore, for their shadow has passed and the sun shines on us again without being reflected off of the latex outfits of underage dog girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:30:37 2023 No.45623824 >>45623810 >KDF? A mistake that sorted itself out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:31:33 2023 No.45623831 >>45623819 If only you'd link it to us so we could read it... alas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:32:19 2023 No.45623837 >>45623819 Does it include femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:33:45 2023 No.45623843 >>45623824 NTA but whatever happened to him? I was away for a few months and when I came back he was gone and I never bothered asking.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:34:28 2023 No.45623848

>Buy new house
>Was really cheap for some reason
>Hope it’s haunted or secretly a shoggoth
>Hump and slap furniture
>No shog
>Pretend to sleep
>No ghost blowjob
>Oh well
>Leave to go get the rest of my stuff
>I’m now in Wonderland
>Cheshire welcomes me and asks me if I want to watch her finish her Company of Heroes 2 match
>It’s British v. British and it has only been one and a half hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:35:00 2023 No.45623851 >KDF >bad I smell bunkerfaggots upset about anything remotely spicy. He was bizarre, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:35:57 2023 No.45623859 >>45623851 Yeah, I'm getting that feeling too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:36:46 2023 No.45623863 >>45623837 No you can come out from under the bed, she's strong-willed with other mamonos but she's still a Kiki so she doesn't Dom her Anon. Capcha: VRGN4 (srsly)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:37:29 2023 No.45623865 >>45623819 Can you explain why your story has a violence warning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:37:59 2023 No.45623868 >>45623848 I could go for that actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:38:30 2023 No.45623871 >>45623863 Thanks for you answer, it means a lot. I will read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:39:09 2023 No.45623874 >>45623831 You really do need a Kiki to spoon feed you. >https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:41:05 2023 No.45623881 >>45623874 That would be lovely, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:41:26 2023 No.45623884 I will kick a Greenworm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:42:31 2023 No.45623889 >>45623865 It has history from the pre-DL era, which has canon ultra-violence, but it's only talked about. Maybe you should get back under the bed, just in case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:43:23 2023 No.45623893 >>45623884 Based, gardens must be protected

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:44:57 2023 No.45623900 >>45623889 I'm not the french faggot, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:46:48 2023 No.45623906 File: 31 KB, 234x167, 570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623900

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:47:51 2023 No.45623909

>>45623874
>Hey guys I just finished a piece of art. No I won’t post it here or provide a link because that would be spoon feeding
Yes it’s the first story that pops up currently but Ao3 has a trash tagging system where Kikimora (MGE) is different from Kikimora which is different from Kikimora (Monster Girl Encyclopedia)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:48:41 2023 No.45623914 >>45623900 Sorry, you Anons all look alike on here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:52:10 2023 No.45623930 >>45623906 >>45623914 Kill yourself, it would be a great gift for everyone to see your white flag fr*g sub human body hanged

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:54:07 2023 No.45623945 >got shrunk by a pixie and put in a maze with six demon scorpions "go to the fairy kingdom" they said, "the fairies are cute and friendly" they said

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 10:54:50 2023 No.45623947 I couldn't sleep. Fuck it, here's the Ocelomeh one shot. I'm going to pop a bunch of melatonin and try to sleep. Good night, again. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:02:03 2023 No.45623985 >>45623947 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:28:54 2023 No.45624167 Now if I think about I should have added that pyrow story I wrote into the contest, but I honestly didn't expect positive feedback from it. Dayum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:38:06 2023 No.45624242 >>45624167 It's still open until the end of the month, throw it in.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:41:24 2023 No.45624264

>>45624167
>but I honestly didn't expect positive feedback from it.
Practically every story that isn't openly written in bad faith and/or by a notorious shitposter gets positive feedback around here, the worst legitimate response I see is
>good story but not my personal cup of tea

You really shouldn't hesitate to publish things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:52:25 2023 No.45624383 >>45624264 Exactly, only the fr*g is forbidden from participating in the tournament as stated by Magus in early December.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:53:33 2023 No.45624397 >>45623909 Usually it defaults to (Owlhouse) or (The_Witcher) Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:54:43 2023 No.45624411 File: 376 KB, 1083x835, 219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45623930 >>45624383 Is this frog guy in the room right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:55:43 2023 No.45624422 >>45624397 >(The_Witcher) Kikimoras. Who the fuck is writing fanfic about bugs. Like, not bug ladies or lady bugs, but bug bugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:56:27 2023 No.45624428 >>45624383 Fuck off you schizo, at least don't try to drag Magus into your mental illness. You are rapidly approaching mick's level of insanity and that's a fucking lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:57:02 2023 No.45624435 >>45624411 Hopefully not, I didn't saw his dirty face since my last ban

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 11:59:02 2023 No.45624456 >>45624428 NTA but check the archives, he doesn't lie

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:00:48 2023 No.45624478 >>45624422 Not every fanfic is a fuckfic, but hey maybe they do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:04:09 2023 No.45624517 >>45624422 bugboi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:04:16 2023 No.45624522 >>45624456 I remember that, there is zero indication it was anyone affiliated with the contest and most likely some faggot was having a giggle or schizoanon himself samefagging to discourage his amphibian arch-nemesis from participating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:06:44 2023 No.45624549 >>45624397 >>45624422 I don't see anyone fucking the Witcher Kiki, but have we ever seen what the Owlhouse Kiki looks like under that collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:14:00 2023 No.45624625 >>45624242 >>45624264 Okay, it was my Heartfire writing, I just need to put [FC23] in front of the title right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:17:50 2023 No.45624674 >>45624522 That is the problem with Anons on an Anon image-board. Every Anon is every other Anon. So I'm not Magus, and I'm pretty sure I'm not Mck or the Frg, but the rest of you might be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:19:37 2023 No.45624691 >>45624625 Yeah, that should do it, it wasn't particularly clear, and there isn't a 'FC23' Collection when I tried that, so I just put it onto the title.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:26:18 2023 No.45624752 File: 193 KB, 399x1341, Screenshot Comp details .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45624625 I saved this. It doesnt have title details.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:27:01 2023 No.45624756 favourite non physical trait in a mamono? i think intelligence is hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:31:55 2023 No.45624784 >>45624167 >pyrow story must've missed that. link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:32:38 2023 No.45624787 >>45624784 https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:33:08 2023 No.45624791 >>45624756 attitude. kuuderes are the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:34:53 2023 No.45624803 >>45624522 They confirmed it on Twitter, french people are banned from the tournament and MGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:35:54 2023 No.45624809 File: 381 KB, 2000x2207, Gazer - Almost TOO American.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45624756 >favourite BEING AMERICAN, FOREIGN SCUM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:37:40 2023 No.45624825 >>45623851 The only thing I hold KDF in contempt for is the whole diaper Jub-Jub shit. Otherwise he was a pretty harmless, if not eccentrically weird waifufag.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:47:06 2023 No.45624898
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>"Why are you bothering me, mortal? Can't you see I do not wish to be bothered? The Demon Lord has won, and now she may enjoy her worthless, stagnant world of endless hedonism and pointlessness. My reign as Chief God is over now that all of mankind is under my enemies control, meaning that the last vestige of possibility has been wiped clean from this world, so go, leave me alone. I do not wish to take part in that dopamine nightmare where none are allowed to have impulse or free will. Just leave me alone. Leave me to sulk in eternal isolation in my lonely heaven."

How do you fix her? The CG seems unfixable...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:47:49 2023 No.45624904 File: 661 KB, 1488x2105, 23c5e3fa2e3bf04e95a79f932571f36e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long ear. Lick 'em up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:51:16 2023 No.45624928 File: 242 KB, 1237x1299, 9c924beec7e8c16fb666cb27d4d9f69d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wild zubat appeared

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:53:25 2023 No.45624943 >>45624928 Hold perfectly still, her vision is movement based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 12:54:39 2023 No.45624948 >>45624928 I love werebat design but hate their personality. I will settle with a calm and gentle fruit bat farmer or a fight alongside a ferocious tomboy vampire werebat.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:01:15 2023 No.45624984

>>45624898
Why would I want to fix her when she's right? The DL's world is soulless and everyone is just a mindless sex robot. Nothing interesting can ever happen again in the world libera- I mean Mamono want. I'd offer to join her and leave this universe and go make a new one elsewhere in the void free of the DL's retardation and together we would rule it and ensure our new world doesn't suffer the same fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:03:24 2023 No.45624998 File: 3.55 MB, 1250x1750, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox hags need sex too you know

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:07:58 2023 No.45625036 >>45624898 Fuck the CG in the ass. Simples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:12:19 2023 No.45625077 >>45624998 this is a computer

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:13:59 2023 No.45625083 File: 1.03 MB, 2000x1560, Werebat - Where bite!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45624928 Domestic zubat appeared.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:14:18 2023 No.45625090 >>45624998 She looks quite young

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:14:57 2023 No.45625096

>>45624984
>become tyrannical demigod man and wed he chief goddess and go make a new universe to rule with her
>new demon lord in the new universe to make another status quo for the new life there
>the fuzziness she gets from having a lover mellows her out so much she actually does turn good and get fixed
>now she actually does want to bring peace to her new universe and the demon lord of her new world is actually evil this time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:15:09 2023 No.45625099 >>45625077 stop all the downloading

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:15:19 2023 No.45625103 >>45625083 In an another artwork, she kills a man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:16:15 2023 No.45625107 >>45625083 >4 wings that's clearly a crobat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:17:43 2023 No.45625117 >>45624898 If she really is the CG she has pre-destined herself to believe that she was pre-destined to make it so the DL would have the free-will to remove free-will from poor Anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:18:07 2023 No.45625121 >>45625103 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:19:33 2023 No.45625131 >>45625121 Why are you like that anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:22:23 2023 No.45625144 >>45625083 wings without hands look weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:26:24 2023 No.45625161 >>45624803 Twitter isn't canon, they need to have said it to the super-secret inner-circle club only for it to be real.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:26:36 2023 No.45625163

>>45625131
Good question!
My love language is *annoying* people, showing that I am paying attention to your likes and dislikes, but not being *so shitty you hate me forever*.
AND
I got that way because I don't trust compliments--I view most of them as being given in bad faith to manipulate, so I built a way to show that I care about you that doesn't feed you bad faith bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:26:44 2023 No.45625167 >>45623843 If I recall correctly he was here a few months ago and shared his new avatar daughter fucking fanfiction while implying everyone here was stupid and autistic. He also shared his mega which I regret clicking on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:30:30 2023 No.45625186 File: 207 KB, 500x500, disappointed kot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45625163 I see and understand, like a stray cat but that's kind of shit that drive me mad if I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:30:41 2023 No.45625188 My wife could beat your wife up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:30:43 2023 No.45625189 >>45624522 He said the french anon does it in bad faith though which is a hard rule of the contest. Almost like bad faith is too nebulous a term to include as a rule...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:33:45 2023 No.45625208 >>45624803 I checked Murloc's twitter and found nothing like that, still calling bullshit on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:34:34 2023 No.45625219 >>45625189 Baguette did what in bad faith?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:36:12 2023 No.45625231 >>45625208 If only humans can participate, french are by default excluded unless the rules authorized non humans

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:37:03 2023 No.45625237 >>45625208 Yes anon, its an obvious shitpost. He's been at it for a while now, unsuccessfully, might i add.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:39:29 2023 No.45625258
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>>45624691
Okay then, I changed it with the description too. Then here is my writing for the contest, which probably you guys already know:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902983

Like I said, I honestly thought it'll do a lot worse, but hey, thanks all. Also a quick sketch of this little idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:41:26 2023 No.45625275 >>45625258 >Also a quick sketch of this little idiot. Cute. I can sense a new greenwormanon in the making. Here's hoping you continue

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:42:03 2023 No.45625283 File: 267 KB, 1215x1305, hole2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45625188 cat in a hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:45:08 2023 No.45625307 File: 3.73 MB, 2026x2866, ea9d038ec5d82730b0d145b395f2efbf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45625258 Oh shit it's the zoomer pyrow story, I loved it. Pyrows are great and it was oddly relatable to boot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:45:49 2023 No.45625309 Monsters are scary

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:52:23 2023 No.45625355 >>45625309 That's why you praise ilias and kill them wherever you find them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:56:31 2023 No.45625376 File: 926 KB, 1003x1416, 9bb4485953b244d3a6dbceea0bd31d81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So easy to tame the beasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 13:59:31 2023 No.45625387 imma nibble on p'orc ears then run from them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:03:14 2023 No.45625418 >>45625258 Just found it. It's very well written, it's almost like you've spend a long time observing a whole mess of threads of sad depressed self-absorbed incels who are determined to never be happy. Wherever did you find them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:05:22 2023 No.45625440 >>45625376 finger in the ear fluff is the way to short circuit them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:06:24 2023 No.45625445 >>45625258 >pyrow didnt raped him the second he mistreaded her 2/10 see me after class

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:07:02 2023 No.45625450 >>45625440 https://files.catbox.moe/s4gac4.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:09:37 2023 No.45625460 >>45625418 Sometimes I think you all buy into this too much. Even if you let go of all earthly desire there are no actual monster girls just waiting to fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:09:38 2023 No.45625462 File: 220 KB, 1295x1923, FkvW64laEAIE0a_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:10:26 2023 No.45625469 >>45625460 >there are no actual monster girls just waiting to fuck you. That's what a mamono would say to make us lower our guard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:15:17 2023 No.45625496 >>45625460 i haven't been presented with a satisfactory alternative

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:15:38 2023 No.45625497 File: 125 KB, 850x1204, sample_e686ee74629ef578c7ed2cf4015ae0c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:17:00 2023 No.45625507 >>45624898 >Eros said you'd say that. That's why she gave me this shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:32:31 2023 No.45625592 File: 548 KB, 2051x2376, GCTnc4EbkAA5BJS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:34:10 2023 No.45625596 >portals open >now anons are the ones putting up "rapefugees welcome" signs ironic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:34:11 2023 No.45625597 >>45625189 Literally just put “No ryona/cuckoldry/guro/netorare etc.” and call it good because if people can’t follow clearly defined limits that’s on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:41:04 2023 No.45625630 >>45625597 bad faith is there to stop those annoying types from dancing on the line going "teehee i'm following the rules". it wouldn't bother any sincere effort

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:42:23 2023 No.45625641 File: 276 KB, 1840x1666, GCTeoPtagAAuL3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:42:39 2023 No.45625644

>extremely cold winter night
>out in the open
>in a flimsy shirt
>can't feel your limbs anymore, start to feel sleepy
>collapse, vision fading
>wake up later, its very dark, can't see anything
>it's also very warm
>and wet
>panic, you got eaten by something
>in reality you are in a hag's sweater

Make sure you dress for the weather, it could happen to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:43:10 2023 No.45625649 >>45625630 No, it's clearly there to let one anon go on and on about who can't enter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:43:34 2023 No.45625653 >>45625450 Horrible, as a fluffy ear molester I hate this pic. Why did you show me that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:44:32 2023 No.45625659 File: 2.53 MB, 1161x2196, 1703686894004992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:45:25 2023 No.45625662 >>45625649 that's the same thing to me until i see something that contradicts it. i'll take it on...good faith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:45:40 2023 No.45625666 >>45625592 What is this cow trying to say

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:46:07 2023 No.45625671 >>45625649 If you feel targeted by the bad faith clause, chances are we're all better off without your "input"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:47:10 2023 No.45625677 >>45625649 Honestly who want to read the shitty fanfics wrote by a fr*g? Genuine question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:47:17 2023 No.45625679 >>45625653 Ye ye it's all fun and games until you are the one getting molested, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:49:40 2023 No.45625691 >>45625679 Getting your urethra rip open has nothing to do with touching ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:54:26 2023 No.45625710 >>45625677 I mean it can’t be any worse than that one ancient fan fiction where Cyclops sears off Jean Grey’s leg flesh for Logan to eat, with, and I quote, “His cheeks full of beard”

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:55:04 2023 No.45625716 File: 393 KB, 1323x1871, 1627064287624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45625677 If she's motivated enough to get a typewriter or computer working in her pond, I'd give her a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:00:14 2023 No.45625745 >>45625671 The french republic tried to send aid to ireland. He has my vote.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:00:19 2023 No.45625746 File: 1.90 MB, 1739x2989, 1703676680266876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:00:44 2023 No.45625748 french frog or latina coqui?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:02:58 2023 No.45625765 File: 1.84 MB, 2200x2200, 1b45586f86a0468e58911452fc0d53e689d24571b0bc43b44fc771d29c367ca2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45625746

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:05:13 2023 No.45625783 File: 986 KB, 3070x4096, GCVwSH_b0AAKshF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Angle

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:06:24 2023 No.45625799 File: 515 KB, 2048x1737, 1702786003801989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mud pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:10:13 2023 No.45625823 >>45625799 Do not fuck the mud

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:14:15 2023 No.45625844 >>45625710 Better times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:17:28 2023 No.45625864 Magus here, to avoid any drama any work from Ireland and France will be automatically disqualified.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:18:53 2023 No.45625874 Please stop replying to the bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:19:25 2023 No.45625877 >>45625844 The best of times were when RS used to write Manticore smut because the fucking Reverse Gloryhole ruined me for life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:20:07 2023 No.45625883 >>45625877 That story is great. Absolute haram and would surely get called cuckshit now, but great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:22:43 2023 No.45625904 need huge 'wock belly to rub

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:24:47 2023 No.45625917 Thinkin' 'bout thos' kikis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:26:01 2023 No.45625931 imagine black truffle mycoid girl she would definity be near lots of p'orcs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:27:13 2023 No.45625938 File: 153 KB, 1200x1335, GA-ovMvWMAAx1Vs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:30:06 2023 No.45625958 >>45625938 imma call her dude and refer to her as a man to fuck with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:35:47 2023 No.45626005 >>45625883 Don’t be sad it’s over be glad it happened at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:36:24 2023 No.45626011 File: 1.42 MB, 2368x3136, 1703583274746545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:36:52 2023 No.45626014 so what if i fell asleep in ms oni's class

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:40:46 2023 No.45626044 >>45626014 nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:41:03 2023 No.45626051 File: 1.23 MB, 1447x2047, 1703687781984809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:41:27 2023 No.45626054 >>45626044 she wouldn't care that im sleeping in her class at all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:41:37 2023 No.45626058 >>45626014 You wake up when she clubs your desk into pieces

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:42:28 2023 No.45626064 >>45626051 >>45626051 uuuu where does penis go tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:42:56 2023 No.45626069 >>45626054 depends on oni colour how she would react really

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:44:48 2023 No.45626086 >>45626058 >anon is still snoozing, even after his face met the floor

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:03:30 2023 No.45626208 >>45626064 You'll have to by a wombforce200x model

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:07:30 2023 No.45626229

>tfw ywn be the beloved probelm child of a covent of older monster nuns
>ywn have daily "sin" purging with one of the sisters, where they perform the one of the three holy acts of eros on you
>Love, cuddly slow sex with lots of flirting
>Passion, passionate yet moderated sexual acts with lots of teasing
>Eros, animalistic, furios mating sexual act with lots of forceful actions on either party

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:07:43 2023 No.45626232 File: 141 KB, 679x960, 1703692066288012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:08:32 2023 No.45626236 >>45626208 that sounds gae, imma get a serbian kikibot, they got them already preinstalled

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:09:20 2023 No.45626239 File: 452 KB, 612x795, 5264d9821b5ed27d60877294127628cc26d82b3f6416498374c0f78a1c736342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626232

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:09:40 2023 No.45626242 File: 494 KB, 925x584, 96f648364a8fde164beb07f2af08b212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lizards hate eachother

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:12:10 2023 No.45626262 >>45626242 but Suzuki honda the ryu is the cousin of Mary Baker the dragon tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:17:22 2023 No.45626302 File: 943 KB, 2631x4096, F7OqZ-nWkAEC22P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:18:36 2023 No.45626313 >>45626302 Would she be weirded out if I kissed her toes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:21:07 2023 No.45626331 what do i do if my knife is started to speak of rather lewd things I also belive it is of jewish descent, cause it would like to take a little off the top if you get what I mean....

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:24:06 2023 No.45626343 File: 967 KB, 2188x2700, F8bhIdHXoAAFXJS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:25:52 2023 No.45626357 >>45626236 Anon please, those kikibots will steal your credit card and blast hardbass 24/7

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:26:39 2023 No.45626362 File: 895 KB, 2048x1938, Kikimora136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mindbreak your kiki by brushing her hair and giving her scritches behind the ears while her head in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:27:13 2023 No.45626368 File: 1.30 MB, 3959x3820, GCXVNtnWwAAsqOE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:28:04 2023 No.45626376 >>45626357 who said paying for one i stole her

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:28:40 2023 No.45626384 >>45626331 >I also belive it is of jewish descent, cause it would like to take a little off the top if you get what I mean.... Going for a tanuki wife? I've always heard they won't touch a dick that isn't at least 10% off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:28:50 2023 No.45626387 File: 949 KB, 2452x2770, GCXDFrOagAEmun3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which way, adventurer man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:29:20 2023 No.45626395 >>45626387 Both

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:31:43 2023 No.45626414 I'm just gonna make a really boring cooking show online where it's just me making soup every day just to see if monster girls would still thirst over it. Heh... thirst

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:33:12 2023 No.45626425 File: 1023 KB, 3807x4096, FwjuLOGWcAA1ppl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:33:21 2023 No.45626426 >>45626362 what are the effects of kiki mindbrreak

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:34:28 2023 No.45626433 >>45626387 neither imma go for the humble holst village instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:36:37 2023 No.45626441 File: 217 KB, 850x1110, 1703591764103339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:39:56 2023 No.45626459 >>45626426 She's more docile

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:40:28 2023 No.45626462 File: 445 KB, 1000x922, 1703380839397888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:42:58 2023 No.45626478 >>45626414 You know, those really weird "cooking videos" where it's just a guy doing some basic dish but also molesting a piece of pork for half of it would probably be really popular with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:45:58 2023 No.45626492 File: 2.49 MB, 4480x4000, 2c172b7f1eca8bfe8a6561a16f569b34ae945270e41b22173db629806f1485fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:48:05 2023 No.45626512 Molesting p,orc……..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:50:26 2023 No.45626530 >>45626512 Molesting cait sith because she orders me to...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:50:36 2023 No.45626531 >>45626512 Do not molest the p'ork anon, that's how they get you into the breeding hut and you'll neve leave!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:53:04 2023 No.45626543 >>45626531 But I molested them first

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:55:38 2023 No.45626553 >>45626543 Well then you're just obligated to knock them up, so that's on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:01:55 2023 No.45626578 I have an intense need for a hag danuki landlord-wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:03:43 2023 No.45626589 File: 166 KB, 1657x2048, 9282e09a701f7f310ae2901529205900bb31ecafe176dc1d6c6280665a532429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626578 Best I can do is a poor danuki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:06:49 2023 No.45626602 >>45626589 But... that's not a danuki, anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:12:02 2023 No.45626635 >>45626553 I’ll do it when I can

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:14:09 2023 No.45626641 >>45626635 I dont think there is any time where you couldn't impregnate a porc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:21:43 2023 No.45626679 >>45626641 When it’s cold, pp too soft for sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:23:16 2023 No.45626686 >>45621702 True but I don't have a même cat with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:24:04 2023 No.45626689 I want a zoomer mino to rizz me up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:24:33 2023 No.45626693 >>45626602 Raccoon are actually great replacing tanukis in Japan but not much is done to preserve them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:38:01 2023 No.45626755 So condoms are illegal, what happens to guys who’ve gotten vasectomies when the portals open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:38:48 2023 No.45626756 File: 110 KB, 1633x1144, Ocelomeh101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It really was her year. Who will be the star of 2024?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:39:19 2023 No.45626758 >>45626756 Otohime!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:44:10 2023 No.45626774 >>45626755 Alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:51:11 2023 No.45626802 File: 161 KB, 917x1062, 1702175458851102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626756 Wurmy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:52:48 2023 No.45626811 >>45626756 Year of Ocelomeh, part 2! Her decade, her century!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:55:50 2023 No.45626825 >>45626811 I believe in Kot supremacy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:57:33 2023 No.45626837 >>45626756 Chesh, my beloved

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:57:48 2023 No.45626840 >>45626756 You'll see...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:58:37 2023 No.45626844 File: 33 KB, 369x309, 1702245845194479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626756 The lims will reclaim these threads. Prepare yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:03:40 2023 No.45626866 >>45626756 >>45626844 Neverina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:05:49 2023 No.45626879 File: 1.29 MB, 1421x1351, 1497752903852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626756 >2024 >Year of the Dragon It's time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:07:48 2023 No.45626889 >>45626756 petit cat feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:08:59 2023 No.45626895 File: 32 KB, 424x273, pap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626889 It's still living rent-free in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:10:08 2023 No.45626900 If you wander into a town of sexually aggressive Holstaur and Minotaur, just yodel and play a sick tune, it really helps calm them down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:10:34 2023 No.45626903 >>45626895 I must touch chesh beans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:11:24 2023 No.45626907 File: 419 KB, 2300x2000, 1697233245213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626756 It's the year of the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:12:02 2023 No.45626913 >>45626900 >Anon knows the secret art of Kulning >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ >Minotaurs and Holstaurs alike calmly approach and listen

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:17:44 2023 No.45626937 File: 816 KB, 1200x1500, 1641915361803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45626492 Why does a fox need such big ears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:18:51 2023 No.45626945 >>45626913 They call me mean, boys Depraved and nasty too And they ain't seen, boys, The cruelest thing I do You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:29:11 2023 No.45627001 File: 3.34 MB, 2744x3352, 56ad138130279326cc6cff39acd7b7dd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45624998 I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:39:12 2023 No.45627065 File: 1.25 MB, 2505x4064, 114544806_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:50:46 2023 No.45627103 >>45626937 To hear tofu being fried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:54:06 2023 No.45627121 File: 97 KB, 798x732, 3413321442654163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627001 Pregnant fox wife craves all sorts of weird food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:59:06 2023 No.45627140 >wake up >story got some kudos and a little feedback >happiness fills my cold heart >start work on my Troll story

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:05:53 2023 No.45627167 File: 544 KB, 724x1023, 1703527867932579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:06:34 2023 No.45627170 >>45627167 they ate too much burgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:11:23 2023 No.45627180 File: 646 KB, 619x882, 1610657776659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627167 Oh yes. Fertile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:17:12 2023 No.45627203 My heavily pregnant kiki insists on still doing work. What do I do about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:18:24 2023 No.45627208 Sexy Fox hags are not real and they cannot hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:22:45 2023 No.45627223 >>45627140 I do not remember making this post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:32:28 2023 No.45627263 Anyone got the info on the FC23?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:35:24 2023 No.45627270 >>45627263 >>/jp/thread/S44814446#p44814464 If you mean recent updates, I don't think there was much since >>45621263 other than Legit and that other guy joining.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:35:56 2023 No.45627275 File: 1.05 MB, 1980x2700, FyHtahuaQAAFRjJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627170 >When you eat too much at Christmas dinner

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:37:34 2023 No.45627280 >>45626895 I want to poke them while cuddling on the sofa. I fucking love chesh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:38:20 2023 No.45627283 >>45627270 Alright, thanks. I'm guessing form and such doesn't have any limitation, as long as those rules are followed? Might have to enter the greentext I was going to post on AO3 after its finished, just few parts left to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:40:17 2023 No.45627301 File: 106 KB, 921x1349, FvFWe3VakAAMtHf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:41:21 2023 No.45627306 File: 139 KB, 921x1349, FvFWglIaYAA1zoF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627301

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:42:25 2023 No.45627311 Yo I wanted to give the writer of the fresh Ocelomeh story a chance to post, but is he one of us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:47:31 2023 No.45627328 File: 1.04 MB, 875x1500, GB7WgE5aYAAcLYj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:47:39 2023 No.45627330 haku but was your wetnurse now personal maid/tutor and she is very meaty and very stern as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:48:29 2023 No.45627335 File: 21 KB, 402x372, smug.exe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't it be funny, if someone would submit a story about a French anon getting frogged or snailed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:48:52 2023 No.45627337 File: 575 KB, 664x949, GCX1DU4WoAIEF53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:49:31 2023 No.45627340 >>45627167 The Aftermath of the Battle of Midway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:53:45 2023 No.45627362 File: 305 KB, 1914x1289, F_R3uqMaAAAi_TK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Driving your momster crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:55:23 2023 No.45627370 File: 984 KB, 4096x3888, F_F4J8bW4AAz5xO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627340 I can't believe Akagi lost to the Best Dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:55:30 2023 No.45627371 >>45627365 I will now stay quiet before I make more of a fool of myself, and go back to my writing, see you hopefully before new years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:57:22 2023 No.45627382 In case we have some legit new writers who are confused about the shitposting: you can reach me on twitter if you need to. Simply put: don't break thread rules. It's literally that simple. Anything about specific anons being banned is nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:57:40 2023 No.45627383 >>45624809 >Almost TOO American >Not a single gun in sight More like just barely American

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:00:26 2023 No.45627395 File: 1.72 MB, 1920x1080, 1703633050403742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:02:24 2023 No.45627405 File: 2.04 MB, 1730x3259, 42b1afd705078983f5d0e9a2af81e5ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sacre bleu! Ze frogs! Zey are everywhere!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:08:33 2023 No.45627437 >>45627405 Oddly arousing despite the exaggerated anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:10:48 2023 No.45627446 >>45620377 This is very good. I rather liked Seraphina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:04 2023 No.45627451 >>45627335 I’d laugh if only because death by sex with escargot is a pretty French way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:15:59 2023 No.45627466 File: 780 KB, 2485x3214, 1703706567992196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:17:06 2023 No.45627471 >>45627437 I know, right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:18:02 2023 No.45627475 File: 1.01 MB, 1289x1900, Fleet-Foot-648486-Monster_Girl_Froppy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627405

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:19:54 2023 No.45627484 File: 661 KB, 1000x1414, daruak-433221-Bruta_and_Maire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:20:20 2023 No.45627486 sanae but as a wurm girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:20:24 2023 No.45627487 >>45627405 Looking pretty risky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:21:30 2023 No.45627492 >>45627486 Kanako is a snek and Suwako is a frog, so Sanae must be a slug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:22:28 2023 No.45627493 File: 1018 KB, 2493x1662, CrowGoCAW-1007129-Twin_Maids.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your milk dispensers have arrived.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:22:46 2023 No.45627498 File: 3.96 MB, 1625x1412, d01dc77794a4f36d135502e1843add9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627486 Best I can do is snek Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:22:46 2023 No.45627496 >>45627492 but sanae is sometimes as dum as a wurm and slugs are icky

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:23:47 2023 No.45627504 File: 924 KB, 1013x1440, TrueInsanity-1087381-Robed_Shereen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:24:55 2023 No.45627508 >>45627493 the milk has gone flat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:25:43 2023 No.45627513 File: 626 KB, 2673x3707, GB4Vqd4a4AAOtVJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the cat detector results were inconclusive but i suspect she is cat-adjacent. are there any cat experts who can weigh in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:30:26 2023 No.45627534 >>45627382 Thanks doc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:30:35 2023 No.45627535 File: 101 KB, 900x1100, 1659073369899888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627493 You call those milk dispensers?

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:34:22 2023 No.45627551

Which grocery haul would horrify a friendly Troll more?

>frozen chicken thighs, frozen broccoli, precooked rice packets, canned beans, canned tomatoes, canned nacho cheese, two dozen six-packs of precooked hard boiled eggs
>three 24 packs of ramen, half a dozen boxes of snack cakes, frozen personal pizzas, frozen burritos, frozen ravioli, family-size jug of tomato sauce
>24 pack of the cheapest beer on the market, frozen waffles, two family-size jars of peanut butter, half a dozen cans of sardines, five family-size packs of saltine crackers, party pails from the grocery deli each of which are filled with ham salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad and potato salad

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:36:28 2023 No.45627560 >>45627551 Probably the 2nd. Least amount of effort required to prepare the food (you can't really speak of cooking here) and least nutritious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:36:53 2023 No.45627562 >>45627513 Stick it in her butt and see if she purrs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:37:19 2023 No.45627564 >>45627551 The first one kind of tries, at least it needs to be cooked, especially the broccoli. The third one screams single single middle agedman. That second one though, it makes me cringe, which means it would be pure suffering for a troll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:39:07 2023 No.45627572 >>45627551 Easily the second. >precooked hard boiled eggs This one just confuses me. People sell preboiled eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:39:51 2023 No.45627573 >>45627572 Yep, I've seen then at the grocery store before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:40:12 2023 No.45627576 >>45627572 >People sell preboiled eggs? In some places. Probably depends on the country you're in.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:41:09 2023 No.45627582

>Visiting my childhood friends after so long
>Vampire-chan
>Hug her
>She bites my neck and drinks my blood
>Vamp mosquito-chan
>She bites my neck and drinks my blood
>Vampire bat-chan
>She eats all fruits mom packed for lunch today
>Then bites my neck and drinks my blood

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:43:25 2023 No.45627595 >>45627493 I specially asked for undead milk

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:44:05 2023 No.45627600

>>45627572
Most US grocery stores and truck stops sell them.

>>45627560
>>45627564
>>45627572
Yeah, #2 is probably best. #1 is more of a gymbro haul and I think I'm gonna pass on the MC being one of those. Maybe for a different story. #3 is 100% getting reused for a depressed middle aged man getting corrected by...dunno yet but he's getting corrected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:44:10 2023 No.45627601 File: 520 KB, 2452x3467, 8cc5f28d3fa78a252c502babcf0b4f63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627595 We can arrange that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:47:27 2023 No.45627612 File: 994 KB, 1728x2580, 114592304_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:49:22 2023 No.45627622 >>45627601 >ghost girl that haunts your house keeps secretly refilling the milk jugs when they're almost empty

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:49:32 2023 No.45627625 >>45627382 Could you explain why he is not banned from your tournament? It would at least avoid more shitposts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:50:24 2023 No.45627627 File: 1.05 MB, 950x1125, 0bae9ee4bb4e8ff5eff4a044a7462fcc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:50:48 2023 No.45627631 >>45627625 Can you stop fucking shitting up our thread with your nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:53:34 2023 No.45627655 File: 702 KB, 800x1010, nt6duqnf42ob1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627627 Pathetic horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:53:56 2023 No.45627657 >Black harpy hands you a bag of shiny Christmas foil and tinsel as a present for all they fries and chips you've tossed at her over the months

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:57:34 2023 No.45627687
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>>45627625
Because AO3 is anonymous and I couldn't enforce it even if I wanted to.
You adhere to the rules, you get to participate. If you don't, you're out. It's that easy.

Now please let's stop talking about drama and talk about summer Yetis instead. Do they migrate back to their mountains or are they secretly beach lovers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:58:59 2023 No.45627701 >>45620487 >chesh >cringe impossible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:59:26 2023 No.45627706 >>45627687 I don't think the salt water feels very good in yeti fur after it dries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:02 2023 No.45627717 >>45627625 Why the fuck do you care so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:02 2023 No.45627718 File: 347 KB, 2040x1972, bunny exmoonie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so which 2hu girl is the best and why is it reisen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:12 2023 No.45627720 >>45627706 That's why they go full abominable snowman and try to make an anon wetsuit. Beware the out of season monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:59 2023 No.45627725 >>45627706 All the more reason for a nice, long shower with their husband after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:02:39 2023 No.45627729 File: 209 KB, 627x885, 0cbe43709b890771f1bd8cb98cb87b4c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627718 *Tewi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:03:08 2023 No.45627733 File: 108 KB, 850x933, sample_13b28c77299af3852d4218b44d228539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627718

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:05:09 2023 No.45627748 File: 299 KB, 1973x1865, 61AA9DFC-5CE7-45F8-9694-1ED73981E334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I convince a centaur to sit on my face after she said no because she would crush me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:05:41 2023 No.45627752 Imagine a wonderworm laying on top of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:06:15 2023 No.45627755 >>45627729 tewi cant hold as many litters as reisen can momiji is a dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:07:06 2023 No.45627759 File: 199 KB, 1200x1200, 6df1f1e5603ea2a0a523383850ce257f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The natural state of a bun wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:08:42 2023 No.45627767 File: 426 KB, 1414x1000, 93475889_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:08:42 2023 No.45627766 >>45627748 You need to show you know what you're doing. Start stacking strength enhancements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:09:29 2023 No.45627772 File: 499 KB, 1200x935, __kicchou_yachie_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_syope__46f4858e4e31617eaf5b9cadfd2dd5b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627759 Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:10:07 2023 No.45627777 File: 87 KB, 650x446, 220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627770

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:12:28 2023 No.45627796 >>45627777 What do mindflayer tentacles taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:12:38 2023 No.45627799 >>45627777 NTA but he's right, they're not even human anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:13:54 2023 No.45627807 >>45627796 Cottage cheese and birch sap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:16:29 2023 No.45627823 Monster girls are communists. They will crush fascism and capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:17:18 2023 No.45627829 File: 988 KB, 1697x1099, 1484195933798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:19:12 2023 No.45627845 File: 328 KB, 650x851, 1430186071882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627823 You idiot. Monsters barely even understand the concept of politics. They'll just agree with whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:20:00 2023 No.45627850 >>45627823 +15 moncredit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:20:16 2023 No.45627853 >>45627829 Her gaze scares me. She's completely covered in snow and yet she's confidently smiling at me sweetly. Maybe i should let her in after all...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:21:02 2023 No.45627863 >>45627853 >Maybe i should let her in after all... YOU FOOL, that is exactly what she wants.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:22:02 2023 No.45627870

>be smolcelomeh
>wake up in the middle of the night, when everyone else is asleep
>be on the hunt for cookies
>be hidin' and stalkin' and sneakin' and skulkin' about
>be avoiding detection from parents at all costs
>creeeeak open the door of your room so nobody hears
>tip toe on your little pawpads down the stairs
>avoid the 7th step, it's noisy
>prowl down the corridor
>adjust your tiny lil' eyes to the dark of the kitchen (can't turn the lights on)
>be mom
>hear daughter sneak out of bed (strike one, made too much noise getting up)
>hear door slam shut (strike two, didn't close it properly)
>hear her say "cookies, I'm coming to get you" (strike three, unforgivable loss of self control)
>sigh and get out of bed
>deftly and silently slide out of the window of your bedroom
>slip into the kitchen
>be dad
>be hungry
>be oblivious that wife isn't in bed
>be oblivious that daughter's door is ajar
>walk into kitchen
>for a nice midnight snack
>turn light on
>"ARGH!"
>smolcelomeh leaps from underneath chair
>Mom dives out from ceiling (how the hell did she get up there) and catches smolcelomeh before she hurts herself
>Dad just standing there
>"...Nice catch, honey" Dad yawns.
>"Hey, we talked about this, no food after midnight" Mom pouts.
>"Oh, come on, just a snack."
>smolocelomeh stops her struggles to get out of her mom's grip
>"...can I have a snack?" she attempts, hopefully.
>"No."
>"No."
>average night with ocelomeh family
>One day smolcelomeh will get her cookies
>Just as soon as she avoids waking up mom
>or more likely, mom is satisfied with her sneaking and just lets her have them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:22:16 2023 No.45627872 >>45627863 I'm more scared about what she would do if she doesn't get what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:23:07 2023 No.45627875 >>45627872 That's why you secure the doors and windows with claymamonomines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:26:14 2023 No.45627889 >>45627875 Too stupid of a strategy to even consider. And i eventually need to get out of the house. Surely i can negotiate the terms of my surrender with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:27:27 2023 No.45627894 >>45627870 Ocelomeh anon makes the sweetest greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:31:35 2023 No.45627910 >>45627870 10/10 This is an excellent greentext, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:33:37 2023 No.45627923 >>45627748 Smack her on the butt until she does so out of frustration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:36:03 2023 No.45627935 >>45627870 adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:36:04 2023 No.45627936 >>45627853 Just do it. What's the worst that can happen? Just imagine her, standing in all that snow as she gazes at you with those big, sad eyes. Poor thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:36:13 2023 No.45627939 >>45627845 Wrong. Monsters will destroy Nazism, they know evil when they see it. Monster girls would know communism is right, they would be revolutionaries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:39:10 2023 No.45627963 >>45627748 No need to put all of her weight on your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:39:18 2023 No.45627965 >>45627939 Holy cringe.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:39:54 2023 No.45627968

Just finished watching The Batman and now I want to write a story about an Anon and his harem that are playing roles in a noir detective story. I'm thinking I'd need five girls for the major roles with Phantom being an obvious choice. What other girls would go well with this kind of story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:42:15 2023 No.45627987 >>45627889 t. average white flag (french) monkey

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:42:35 2023 No.45627989 File: 93 KB, 714x919, 35be756cb04648cd87cda7841cdffea9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627939 Monsters obey the Demon Lord and are thus aristocratic. Get your commie shit outta here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:42:57 2023 No.45627993 >>45627968 wurm p'orc mad hatter ant girl bunn girl living doll

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:43:50 2023 No.45627999 >Holy crin- Is all the stupid Nazi can get out before he gets thrown to brown Monsters and raped in the name of the revolution. >>45627989 Monarchs and tyrants will be overthrown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:46:41 2023 No.45628008 File: 393 KB, 642x986, 634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627999 >Monarchs and tyrants will be overthrown. Famous last words before CLACK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:46:55 2023 No.45628010 >>45627999 KYS faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:47:30 2023 No.45628012 >>45628008 is that..?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:48:06 2023 No.45628016 File: 565 KB, 830x1200, 592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628012 Nothing, only CLACK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:48:07 2023 No.45628017 >>45628008 Ahhhhh the advertisers Anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:49:13 2023 No.45628021 File: 544 KB, 1223x1555, Smugsquirrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628008 >Soooo anon, why ain''t you postin on the board the last two days, huh, huh, tell me, tell me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:50:53 2023 No.45628029 File: 46 KB, 605x559, 663_g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628021

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:51:14 2023 No.45628033 File: 330 KB, 1320x990, 1615729773373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please dress appropriately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:51:49 2023 No.45628038 >>45628016 I can't... everywhere I go... it follows me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:52:21 2023 No.45628041 >>45628021 Lmao stupid fucking overgrown rat doesn't have dynamic IP, pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:55:22 2023 No.45628062 >>45628041 most people don't anymore now that isps are moving away from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:56:09 2023 No.45628066 File: 654 KB, 1428x850, 178453987354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Monsters are terrible at card games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:56:25 2023 No.45628069 How can I 1v1 every mamono and win decisively every time? (Including the Demon Lord)? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:57:43 2023 No.45628077 >See rata in park >Pick rata up >Take rata home >Observe rata taking notes on me >interesting >give rata an acorn >she eats the acorn >interesting >use rata tail as a pillow >interesting

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:58:35 2023 No.45628082 >>45628069 You don't. Got less unreasonable questions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:59:16 2023 No.45628089 >>45628069 Dual wield katanas, spec into crits, maximize dexterity, and make sure to not level vigor once even after reaching the point your primary attributes face diminishing returns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:00:36 2023 No.45628099 File: 1.10 MB, 1305x1400, 74797677_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627595 Creamy, full fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:02:11 2023 No.45628108 Demon Lord is not safe from being turned into a marketable plushie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:03:13 2023 No.45628114 >>45628099 Ice cold

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:04:21 2023 No.45628121 >communist >nazis What do fags have to bring in real life bullshit in the monster girl thread? Is it autism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:05:08 2023 No.45628126 Rata will never have big boobs. Squirrels like her will always be small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:05:56 2023 No.45628133 >>45627601 I want to drink directly from the source

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:07:07 2023 No.45628140 File: 685 KB, 1280x1355, rrcJIJkc_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628126

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:07:08 2023 No.45628141 >>45628121 Probably because people like you can't help but give them attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:08:22 2023 No.45628151 Seize the means of reproduction

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:08:35 2023 No.45628153 >>45628140 Mama Rata

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:08:46 2023 No.45628155 How much words before posting on aOS? How much isn't enough? Happy pissmas to everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:09:33 2023 No.45628158 File: 1006 KB, 2700x2900, bestgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628121 Indeed. Let's talk about the best girl instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:09:43 2023 No.45628160 Seize the means of impregnation.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:10:08 2023 No.45628168

>>45627870
>Smolcelomeh found some green paint, goggles and a bucket
>Little kot's imagination fills in the gaps
>Sneaks around house to kitchen door
>Peers around corner (bucket nearly falls off her head)
>Whispers into her non-exisent ear piece
>"Mission control. I see the plate of cookies that mom left out. I'm moving in to intercept, over."
>Mom, patiently waiting behind corner, grabs smolcelomeh by scruff of neck
>Smug smile on her face
>"abort, abort!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:10:13 2023 No.45628169 >>45627823 I told my kikis that if they unionize I'm replacing them all with shogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:10:58 2023 No.45628173 >>45628089 Ahh, I get it! He who strikes first wins! Gonna challenge my local lilim to a duel, wish me luck! ...I mean my friend. My friend is dueling. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:16:48 2023 No.45628215 File: 2.42 MB, 3425x4279, IliasPoster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628069 With faith, steel, and gunpowder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:20:21 2023 No.45628244 >>45628126 >>45628140 One billion hours in MSpaint. https://litter.catbox.moe/u0ujkd.png

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:22:38 2023 No.45628261

Looking through the list of monster girls, I think I've settled on the girls for my noir story.

>Phantom
>Ratatoskr
>Dhampir
>Werewolf
>Living Doll

Thinking of taking inspiration from a noir D&D campaign I ran once upon a time. Not sure why I never thought about doing something like this before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:23:11 2023 No.45628267 >>45628261 Nobody asked though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:23:31 2023 No.45628273 I hate goats. I hate Baphomets. I hate Krampus! I'm gonna kick the next Baphomet or Krampus I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:23:52 2023 No.45628275 >>45628267 If I don't share it, I won't do it so deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:24:58 2023 No.45628290 File: 3.29 MB, 3000x3000, 106391651_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:26:09 2023 No.45628298 >>45628273 Satyros is the best goat. I bet even you would go have a beer with her.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:26:12 2023 No.45628299

>>45628168
>Be neighbour anon
>See smolcelomeh on another one of her missions
>She's in the back garden, edging towards your fence
>Ears poke over the top
>Eye peeks through a small gap, straight at the cookies you've got out on the garden table
>Roll your eyes
>Fake yawn
>Pretend to fall asleep on lawn chair and put a newspaper over your eyes for added effect
>*rustle rustle*
>*thud*
>"Mission control. Cookies secured, over."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:28:40 2023 No.45628309 >>45622207 Why doesn't she help him if she's so big?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:28:56 2023 No.45628311 >>45628261 Don't have much experience with noir detective films myself, but Demons would probably fit right in the aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:29:39 2023 No.45628316 >>45628069 Use a raging mushroom. Your victory is assured. At least against single monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:30:28 2023 No.45628320 File: 986 KB, 642x1347, valk3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628261 Include valkyrie the hard cop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:31:30 2023 No.45628327 >>45628316 Why stop at just single ones? You have the POWER. >take raging mushroom >the power to claim ANY MAMONO at your fingertips >even a lilim is powerless to be ripped away from her body pillow

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:31:31 2023 No.45628328 >>45628309 He only has one shovel and is too proud to let her take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:33:24 2023 No.45628333 Thank goodness Dhampirs aren't rapists. I have no worries around my Dhampir best friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:34:03 2023 No.45628335 >>45628311 >>45628320 Maybe I'll swap the Werewolf and Living Doll out for a Demon and Valkyrie. Those might fit a bit better with the fantasy noir idea I've got.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:34:32 2023 No.45628340 >>45628333 >anon accidentally cuts his finger >Dhampir best friend starts heavily breathing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:35:29 2023 No.45628350 >>45628335 I mean you don't have to, was just a suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:37:04 2023 No.45628357 >>45628327 >Why stop at just single ones? Because NTR isn't allowed here. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:37:29 2023 No.45628360 >>45628357 What I want to be allowed is allowed and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:38:12 2023 No.45628363 >>45628357 That's not even how raging mushrooms work. Just ignore the shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:40:52 2023 No.45628374 >>45628363 It is. Any monster girl. Tamed. By me for my harem.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:44:37 2023 No.45628390

>Once I was a normal man
>but then I was bitten by a radioactive matango
>now I have the power of a raging mushroom inside me!
>wherever I go, all monsters must submit
>hunted by the order to who want to steal my power to win their war
>shunned by men who fear I may take their wives
>I am... the mushroom-man

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:45:25 2023 No.45628394

>tfw u wake up in mgc high as a freshman in math class
>Ms. Haku woke u up, and u need to say what x is in the 4+x=0
>And you have a monster boner
>to your is the resident wurm girl, Samathana,to your right is the student council president, Elizabeth the wight
>the rest are mob faced succs, pyrows, foxes, and p'orc girls
>And all are waiting for anon to answer
what is your next action

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:49:24 2023 No.45628413 >>45628394 Just say x = -4 cause I don't see answering wrong impressing anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:55:19 2023 No.45628443 >>45628413 u gotta get up and write it on the board anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:56:18 2023 No.45628448 File: 926 KB, 3700x3500, 1701724340862938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:58:16 2023 No.45628455 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, a84be5593aa8dc460639b6048021c12a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628448 totally poggers, yo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:00:01 2023 No.45628462 >>45628448 So radical, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:01:18 2023 No.45628471 >>45628448 >>45628455 I'm confiscating their smartphones. They need to be paying attention to school, not social media

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:02:22 2023 No.45628474 >>45626462 I want a fox like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:06:54 2023 No.45628495 >>45628328 >Anon goes out to shovel the drive >his magma golem wife melts it for him >he tells her to go back inside >she watches from the window as he scoops more snow onto the drive to clear off

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:07:20 2023 No.45628497

>>45628448
I'm sure glad my bestie Pyrow agrees with me that marriage is fucking gay lol, who wants to do something like that and have a bunch of snotty brats am I right? The hot mating sex, paizuri marathon and cunnilingus bath time and creampieing we both had yesterday was just hanging out and fooling around having fun and nothing more btw we're just friends and nothing else btw it was just curiosity btw she told me she's on the pill so it's okay

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:08:28 2023 No.45628505

i desire haku momster teacher wife
i want milkies and uppies when I get an answer correct
I wanna get my weewee milked when Ido something bad
i want to be able to climb mommy and be able to fuck her while shes walking
while under her dress
i want mommy haku gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:08:46 2023 No.45628506 >>45628340 >making out with a dhampir or the first time >she's completely passive because she's focusing on overcoming the urge to nip your mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:11:04 2023 No.45628516 >>45628497 >she told me she's on the pill so it's okay She wasn't lying, those vitamin supplements are important for stamina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:14:20 2023 No.45628537 >>45628448 >me and ms pyrow are friends! >she has a lot of friends >and throws the best parties! >>45628497 Indeed. But if you don't stake your claim don't be surprised when you aren't the only contestant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:14:30 2023 No.45628539 >>45628516 B-but that's not what I thought she meant when she said... She wasn't very specific so I just assumed- ... Oh fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:16:31 2023 No.45628551 >>45628539 Don't worry, it's going to be only pretend parenthood combined with pretend marriage for epic tax deductions and scamming the Big Sister for child benefits

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:17:40 2023 No.45628559 >>45628448 Auntie please stop, you're almost 40

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:18:05 2023 No.45628562 >>45628551 They're probably gonna figure it out when she throws another of her sexy parties...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:22:25 2023 No.45628579 >>45628448 What she gets up to when left unattended with an iphone: https://youtu.be/vtjZEvPXr0w

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:23:14 2023 No.45628586 how many of us here want to fuck tall meat monsters and who wants to do it while shes walking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:24:32 2023 No.45628593 >>45628586 >how many of us here want to fuck tall meat monsters Sorry bro she's already taken: https://files.catbox.moe/ccphqy.png https://files.catbox.moe/yvf4zz.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:28:44 2023 No.45628611 gonna prank pyrow by telling her I'll pull out and then not pulling out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:31:15 2023 No.45628626 >>45628593 I see room for one more in there. >Abzorbaloff girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:32:27 2023 No.45628632 >>45628611 >anon about to pull out his prank >at the same moment pyrow pulls hers - the surprise leglock I guess you can call it a stalemate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:34:36 2023 No.45628642 File: 317 KB, 1825x1051, 1684965662905492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628448 Young memesters...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:40:19 2023 No.45628658 If you had a shog in your harem would she assimilate all other girls in the harem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:40:48 2023 No.45628663 >>45628658 There can only be one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:40:51 2023 No.45628664 File: 1.03 MB, 850x1202, pyrow tongue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628448 I'm starting to warm up to Pyrows. Any good fics involving them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:40:58 2023 No.45628666 Beware if you see a kejourou and pyrow together. They'll take you out for a casual outing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:46:19 2023 No.45628687 File: 333 KB, 1215x1305, MGE_cait26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Improved with cute little fangs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:47:59 2023 No.45628695 >>45628327 The real answer? It doesn't actually make you any stronger. Just makes you horny and the monsters more submissive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:53:10 2023 No.45628726 >>45628695 oh. i see. I guess that poster was right It really just is more disguised femdom.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:55:57 2023 No.45628737

>>45628695
I know it's not how it really works either, but I just imagined a married monster looking at some random stranger going ooga booga because he's tripping on raging mushrooms and this somehow gets her in a mood for maledom sex with her husband, which is funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:57:52 2023 No.45628749 >>45628695 I'm gonna write it anyway. When's the contest deadline again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:04:17 2023 No.45628770 File: 2.62 MB, 2048x2048, class_4604_base_win.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe its my braiin on FF7 but "one winged dragon" feels coniderably less impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:06:48 2023 No.45628776 >>45628770 Meanwhile Time's Scar/Scars of Time and People Imprisoned by Destiny are still bangers regardless of context.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:07:10 2023 No.45628780 >>45628770 >considerably

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:08:26 2023 No.45628786 >>45628770 That shoe annoys me

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:12:30 2023 No.45628802

>>45628770
My two cents is that being a one winged angel carries a more symbolic meaning than being a one winged dragon. The former gives off the impression of deprived divinity which has been glorified sense Paradise Lost, and the latter just makes the dragon seem sissy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:12:43 2023 No.45628803 File: 513 KB, 2999x2999, 1595955144005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:13:32 2023 No.45628804 >>45628802 *since

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:14:50 2023 No.45628811 File: 496 KB, 714x1000, 4b0040f42ea99f744f03d553dba5697389f6e8557426251e45c0e4c22637e88c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45628803

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:16:50 2023 No.45628818 >>45628316 >>45628327 >>45628726 That's what you get for using crap you find in mamono realms against mamono.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:19:10 2023 No.45628828 >>45628818 This wouldn't happen in order realms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:19:41 2023 No.45628832 >>45628390 >shunned by men who fear I may take their wives BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:21:06 2023 No.45628838 File: 481 KB, 1000x1000, 1703457381280484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:29:23 2023 No.45628873 >>45628838 Why does she have a mic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:29:58 2023 No.45628878 >>45628873 Because she's singing, duh.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:31:47 2023 No.45628885

>>45628818
>find a bunch of notes in the dungeon saying I have to find the venom sword to defeat the echidna
>find the secret chamber and solve a bunch of puzzles to unlock the chest containing the sword
>attack echidna with the sword
>the venom just makes her horny
last time I trust random dungeon notes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:33:40 2023 No.45628891 >>45628885 It's funny to think that mamono weapons may as well be styrofoam to smack you with, ignoring the sex combat implications.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:39:39 2023 No.45628910 >>45628891 Hey man, don't fuck with the guy with the Legendary Demon Realm Silver-Laced Pool Noodle+9, that thing's got some tallies.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:42:12 2023 No.45628918

>sword is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>axe is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>bow is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>suit of steel plate armor is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>an ak-47 is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono
>a fucking tank is exposed to to mamono magic
>wait for it...
>becomes mamono
Clearly the answer to the mamono problem is just using you bare fists and going unarmored.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:43:04 2023 No.45628922
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>>45628838
I know this is gonna be considered verboten by most here in the thread. But the only way I could see a jubjub behaving normal without being "perched" on a man is by using him as a human dildo. Think like the jester girl from the "Castle of Temptation" hentai game. I mean, she is a Wonderland girl after all, so such a concept isn't out of the realm of possibility with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:45:08 2023 No.45628930 did you know if a chesh uses teleport on you she can just warp you into her clothes and you take instaloss damage from chesh boob musk

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:45:59 2023 No.45628934

>>45628918
>a fucking tank is exposed to mamono magic
>becomes mamono

Now, there's some inspiration. Perhaps an isekai'd tank crew from the 2nd World War that slowly gets picked off by monster girls until the sole survivor is stuck driving his tank around until she transforms into an Automaton to protect him from getting snatched and herself from being left alone to rust in a field.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:47:41 2023 No.45628938 >>45628922 I don't even know why you consider that bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:48:06 2023 No.45628941 >>45628934 Oh shit even better idea. The tank becomes two girls as the tank itself becomes a Living Armor and the cannon becomes a Cursed Weapon. Nobody steal this, it's all mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:49:08 2023 No.45628946 >>45628934 >tank automaton This sounds more fun to draw than the automation dragon I was concepting...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:50:08 2023 No.45628950 >>45628934 I was going to go with the tank monsterizes and the men are trapped inside and milked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:51:01 2023 No.45628954 File: 1.49 MB, 2508x3541, GCCAenZbgAAgD5F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:51:47 2023 No.45628962 File: 653 KB, 994x1300, 8a8939375ad00f4e95944b3dbec4c403619808bea38a8a3603590b21b27d0fda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:58:52 2023 No.45628989 >>45628938 It's more or less, unbirth (vaginal vore).

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:02:50 2023 No.45629015 If you have a big mansion then you'll need a big kiki (9ft)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:04:26 2023 No.45629018 >>45628989 Everyone wants to do a bit of cave exploration at least once in their life and if they deny it they are lying. Who doesn't want to know what makes monster pussy tick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:05:06 2023 No.45629023 >>45629015 ideal for those hard-to-reach places

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:05:57 2023 No.45629030 >>45629015 Big Kiki needs thick, strong arms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:05:59 2023 No.45629031 >>45629018 >Ms. Haku takes her class on a field trip

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:07:53 2023 No.45629037 >>45628989 >>45629031 >>45629018 >Miss Haku's Magic School Bus

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:11:05 2023 No.45629051 >>45629031 >>45629037 Now the main question; Which monster girl will they explore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:13:50 2023 No.45629064 >>45629051 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:21:50 2023 No.45629105 >>45629018 >Who doesn't want to know what makes monster pussy tick? cant they build a machine to figure that out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:22:57 2023 No.45629110 >>45629105 It keeps getting sucked in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:29:06 2023 No.45629137 File: 1.22 MB, 1191x1683, 114620865_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meow

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:31:50 2023 No.45629154 >>45629105 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq3UEAiWio

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:33:01 2023 No.45629156 File: 2.49 MB, 1500x2770, 107817080_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:33:17 2023 No.45629157 Can anyone really prove that demons aren't part cat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:34:24 2023 No.45629162 >>45629157 Use catnip on them and tell us the results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:35:08 2023 No.45629164 >>45629051 one episode for each monster girl in the class

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:35:56 2023 No.45629169 >>45629162 That seems like a quick way to get carried off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:36:05 2023 No.45629170 File: 262 KB, 1280x1212, krampus_nagisa__divine_appearance_december_2023__by_hiros53_dgl5c44-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:36:13 2023 No.45629171 File: 139 KB, 850x1033, 1627303228114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629157 Just use your handy dandy Cat Detector

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:37:20 2023 No.45629173 Monster girl cocks...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:38:17 2023 No.45629182 File: 336 KB, 1858x2889, 3294a08464e78cc7050cd10f6cd97b32a081c99d63baf0c6544f0fd317d6fd1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really enjoy this dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:38:22 2023 No.45629183 >>45629173 >being chased around by a large chicken girl You shouldn't step into their territory if you're so scared of them, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:39:25 2023 No.45629188 >>45629173 Is your monster wife growing a penis and telling you to suck it not the ultimate act of femdom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:39:55 2023 No.45629189 >>45629173 >>45629183 Monster girl rooster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:39:56 2023 No.45629190 >>45629183 It's the fastest way to my destination

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:41:37 2023 No.45629196 Why are you /trash/leeches so mad about getting cucked out of your cuckolding fetish that you're willing to spend a year posting braindead shit in here? Shouldn't being turned into a pathetic cuck turn you on since it's your fetish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:44:15 2023 No.45629203 >>45629164 Funnily enough, or not so funny, but one student always goes missing each episode! The final episode, with the teacher Miss Haku herself and the last remaining student in the class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:45:03 2023 No.45629207 >>45629137 What a tiny bulb.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:45:41 2023 No.45629208 [DELETED]

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>>45629196
>Notice me! I pretend to care so much about the threads, but I greenpost each and every time someone says something I don't like because I have single digit IQ and don't grasp the irony that despite my complaining that they've shitposted all year I have to reward them by reacting every time they do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:45:42 2023 No.45629209 >>45629196 Why are you projecting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:46:19 2023 No.45629211 File: 2.08 MB, 8258x2404, rsz_desert_princess_ice_bird__harpy_tf__by_hiros53_dghqczw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:47:29 2023 No.45629220 >>45629208 I don't understand? Surely reacting to the trolls is the best way to get them to stop, right? Everyone knows that. It's worked so well all year, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:48:44 2023 No.45629228 >>45629188 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:48:58 2023 No.45629230 >45629173 >45629196 I'm starting to think these are the same posters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:50:12 2023 No.45629235 >>45629230 No, you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:50:32 2023 No.45629238 >>45629230 the end result is the same, so it's whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:53:14 2023 No.45629245 File: 3.87 MB, 1440x882, mgefangame.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629196 At least you have the mge fangame to look forward to! Out in a couple days then I'll figure out how to add porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:53:16 2023 No.45629247 >>45629230 I wouldnt be surprised

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:54:04 2023 No.45629250 >>45629220 >>45629208 >S-stop complaining about it! You cant stop me from shitposting anyway! So are you gonna answer the question or....?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:55:20 2023 No.45629254 I'm gonna double Kiki's salary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:55:35 2023 No.45629256 Me at the bar talking to the Wight hag sitting across from me and telling her all about how real men would never let themselves be dominated by a female and that I'm a badass and I won't ever be some boytoy, I'm a MAN and I'M in charge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:58:06 2023 No.45629267 >>45629254 >twice as many hugs >twice as many cute movies together A kiki's joy? Priceless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:00:50 2023 No.45629273 >>45629188 No, it's her growing a penis and impregnating you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:01:58 2023 No.45629277 >>45629273 Pretty femdom. But I don't really like the idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:03:51 2023 No.45629289 >>45629277 That's okay. Your wife wouldn't do it if you didnt like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:08:51 2023 No.45629307 >>45629182 she's fucking gross she has piercings

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:10:05 2023 No.45629311 File: 1.88 MB, 2941x3629, spider_predator__divine_appearance_november_2023__by_hiros53_dgeqztr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:11:03 2023 No.45629316 File: 3.59 MB, 799x673, 50cda60dd27997458f429669e19b77326b67561cb41e3a2283deb3bb15f5fb4f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629307 I find a lot of her cute. and I have to respect a guy that draws his OC 800+ times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:11:23 2023 No.45629317 >>45629307 I don't think that's the grossest part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:13:00 2023 No.45629328 >>45629220 Ignoring trolls only works up until a certain threshold of mental illness and cucks from /trash/ are several magnitudes above it. As you can see they will just samefag and spam endlessly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:14:27 2023 No.45629341 Just report and ignore the drama posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:14:36 2023 No.45629343 >>45629328 Also it's really effective only with competent moderation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:25:47 2023 No.45629388 Is the Ocelomeh story part of the contest? I'm pretty sure it was a request from the threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:26:05 2023 No.45629390 >>45629307 what's wrong with piercings? piercings are hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:27:21 2023 No.45629393 >>45629388 You mean "Spotted"? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:27:53 2023 No.45629396 File: 892 KB, 1071x1400, Wight233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629256 Meanwhile the Wight: >"Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah... Mm." >('God he's so fucking cute, I can't wait to pick him up and take him back home with me')

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:28:18 2023 No.45629398 >>45629390 ms apophis can keep one non-ear piercing but she's going to have to tone it down

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:29:17 2023 No.45629401 >>45629393 No, the taco one from this morning. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52575208

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:32:00 2023 No.45629410 >>45629401 Okay, I missed it. No idea then, give the original post a (You) and see if he answers. >>45623947

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:32:55 2023 No.45629416 >>45628803 Loli monsters are not for sex. Loli monsters are for headpatting and buying icecream and adoption and finding a wife who would be a good mother to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:34:00 2023 No.45629418 >>45629410 Oh, he did post it here. I missed that. Damn it. Been buried in my story all day, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:34:14 2023 No.45629420 File: 2.18 MB, 1500x2000, GBom3WzawAAaVQQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629416 they're for protecting their adoptive father figure from SLUTS and WHORES

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:35:29 2023 No.45629422 >>45623947 This was very enjoyable! Are you entering it into the contest? If so, please add [FC23] in front of the title so we can find it later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:36:22 2023 No.45629424 >>45629420 As they should

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:43:29 2023 No.45629451 >>45629388 That was me. I'm not a competitive sort so I didn't intend it for the contest. I just needed to get some writing completed and some one shots seem to be helping as I try to clear up some writer's block for a much longer Lim story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:59:02 2023 No.45629517 >>45629451 The main point of the contest was to encourage new writers. You are a new writer. Think of it as less a competition and more as a fun bonus if you win. Hopefully everyone here is writing for the love of it, and not to win a prize.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:59:29 2023 No.45629524

>>45627823
>>45627845
>>45627939
>>45627965
>>45627989
>>45627999
>>45628008
>>45628016
>>45628021
>>45628041
>>45628062
I swear... Ocelomehs, Amazons, Rainforest Frogs and various other brown Third World monster girls larping as "revolutionaries" or "Imperialists" has been a bane and cancer in the internet ever since said Third World monsters have gained internet access and cheaper smartphones.

I HATE THIRD WORLD MAMONO WITH INTERNET ACCESS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:02:10 2023 No.45629539 File: 485 KB, 773x900, 3857941e8fa2062f2794a822cba22f39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629517 No. I want skai to draw a cait sith You'll never find my entry. It's secret. But it's there Boo!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:04:11 2023 No.45629551 >>45629524 >an amazon has been dispatched to your location

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:15:14 2023 No.45629609 >>45629517 Are multiple entries permitted for the contest or just one story per writer? Asking because I'm nearly done with a Troll one shot that'll probably be done tonight or tomorrow that'll be a bit longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:17:04 2023 No.45629619 >>45629609 Just one. I don't care which you submit as long as you start/finish within the period.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:20:53 2023 No.45629639 >>45629619 Thanks Anon, guess I'll go ahead and pick one then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:22:28 2023 No.45629646 >>45629524 A Tezcatlipoca has been given your personal information and will now pursue the hunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:24:40 2023 No.45629653 >>45629646 Uhhhh... big dumb kots! With their big golden eyes and, uh, soft paws! I bet they couldn't catch me! I'd like to see them try!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:28:24 2023 No.45629674 File: 747 KB, 995x907, Ocelomeh_-_02-1-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629653 Is there something else you'd like to say anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:29:33 2023 No.45629679 File: 619 KB, 3000x3250, 1667842813729852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629173 I bet Anon likes big cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:29:54 2023 No.45629682 >>45629674 don't you mean...Tom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:30:35 2023 No.45629684 >>45629679 Nice cock, bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:32:23 2023 No.45629690 >>45629674 Sir Eduardo Cruz II was never the same ever since that furry jungle harlot made her way into his tent and took him that night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:32:57 2023 No.45629693 >>45629317 you're right she also got tattoos. however the hell tattoos work on fur anyways?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:36:33 2023 No.45629713

I want a black harpy, but I also want a centaur, and then I think to myself how I'd really like a kikimora, a holstaur, and a danuki. But I'd also really, really like a lamia as well as a sandworm. A salamander would be nice too and a dormouse for cuddles. I also want an anubis for my daily dose of autism.

So many hard choices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:38:08 2023 No.45629720 >>45629713 Get a Nightmare who can roleplay all of these in your dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:38:37 2023 No.45629726 >>45629690 Okay, but what are the jungle kots and jungle/rainforest mamono's opinions and takes on white people of the Western World/Anglosphere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:40:42 2023 No.45629743 >>45629726 Soon to be house husbands

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:43:15 2023 No.45629752
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>>45629713
A little bit of harpy in my life, a little bit of centaur by my side
A little bit of kiki is all I need, a little bit of holstaur is what I see
A little bit of Danuki in the sun, a little bit of lamia all night long
A little bit of sandworm here I am
A little bit of mon makes me your man

Monster Mambo 5

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:45:39 2023 No.45629765 File: 129 KB, 1086x899, 1622598543091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629713 Just take them all

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:50:09 2023 No.45629792 >>45629765 I don't care who the farmers send, I am not buying corn

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:54:09 2023 No.45629813 File: 182 KB, 940x720, buy corn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629792 It's a good investment!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:55:09 2023 No.45629817 I admit it! I'm a slut for kots! I want to hold kot paws! I want to huff kot mane! I want to rub kot ears!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:57:35 2023 No.45629827 So who's judging the comp anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:00:17 2023 No.45629840 >>45629827 It's a vote like last year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:01:22 2023 No.45629844 File: 40 KB, 334x310, 1601812626399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45629827 You. Because it will probably be voting again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:04:15 2023 No.45629862 >>45629765 That doesn't feel right. I can only take 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:05:35 2023 No.45629870 How do I prevent Bears from attacking me while hiking? Does bear-girl spray really work to fend them off from me?

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