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4557037 No.4557037 [Reply] [Original]

So it came to be that you ended up in gensokyo and somehow winning Reimu’s heart. Soon after, she becomes pregnant with your child.

Reimu the expectant mother seems like a different person. She seems happier, spending her day between sawing cloths and reading stories to her unborn child. Her lack of experience in family life seems to only increase her eager for a family to call her own.

Then one day, a steel, thunderous rain begins to fall from the sky. The long dreaded lunarian invasion has finally begun. Soon enough, the cries of humans and youkai for a saviour could be heard from outside the walls of the shrine.

You find Reimu curled up in the corner of her room with her hands to her ears. After avoiding you for what seems to be hours she finally tells you that as long as she carries her child, she will not be able to use her magic.

What do you do?

>> No.4557041
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4557041

I click the back button and find a fanfic that sucks slightly less than this one.

>> No.4557042

[X] Jump into the Lake.

>> No.4557046

>for a saviour

Isn't that Byakuran's job?

>> No.4557045

Slap her and tell her to go back to the kitchen.

>> No.4557048

Engage in emergency abortion.

>> No.4557056
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>> No.4557057

Take up my dual swords and defend her with my life.

>> No.4557059

>>4557037
Thats highest concentrations of "what if's" I ever saw..

>> No.4557060

I use marisa instead anyways. What's the problem?

>> No.4557064
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4557064

>The long dreaded lunarian invasion has finally begun

Take refuge in Eientei. They've been bracing for this for a thousand years.

See if we can toss Mokou at em too.

>> No.4557066

I hide the thread and find one that doesn't sound like cheap fanfiction.net shit.

>> No.4557069

>>4557037
Simple.
Reimu will just use her divine powers (as always).
Reimu never used magic.
(Or just have tea with the Lunarians.)

>> No.4557071

I bet she could still call a fertility goddess into her body. Do that, it can't hurt.

>> No.4557074

tl;dr

have baby, kill reimu
raise baby, fuck child
/end

>> No.4557078
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>>4557064

>See if we can toss Mokou at em too.

Mokou bombs?

>> No.4557091

[X] My anaemia acts up again

>> No.4557253

What happened to Reimu's parents anyway?

>> No.4557261

>>4557253
HER PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD

>> No.4557267

[x] Sage
[x] Report
[x] Genuflect

>> No.4557275

I send the lunarians back to mars with aikido

>> No.4557302

>I send the lunarians back to mars with aikido
>I send the lunarians back to mars
>lunarians back to mars
>back to mars
>mars
LOL

Obviously fight for Reimu lol.
This thread is easy.

>> No.4557311

Also I think Marisa can beat all lunarians,

>> No.4557316

>>4557275
I hope to god your being sarcastic, or that you purposely said mars as a failed joke.

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>>4557311
When she's 80, maybe. Now, not a chance.

>> No.4557330

>>4557316
i said it unironically of course

>> No.4557356

Tell her she doesn't have to fight for others now that she has found happiness with me and our child. Poor Reimu never did anything for herself, silly her.

>> No.4557363

>>4557320
wouldn't last a fraction of a second against those two.

>> No.4557370

I'd be sad cause I don't like Reimu..

>> No.4557387

[x] Fight to protect my waifu

what kind of husband wouldn't do this?

>> No.4557403

>>4557387
the cowardly ones?

but yes, Any true man would fight for his Waifu. just picture your Waifu in Reimu's shoes, what would you do?

>> No.4557419

[x] Reveal my bankai

>> No.4557430

>>4557419
Activation command: Genulflect, Anonymous
Effect: By punching a nearby wall, user grows to be 300 pounds and eats any and all offenders

>> No.4557440

[]bring my /k/ friends from the real world
[] ask yukari for help
[X]remove rumia's ribbon
[]join the lunarians
[]ask remilia to send sakuya to assasinate the moonbitchs
[]ask yuyuko to invite them all to the other side
[]let suika handle things.
[]put a white flag on the hakurei shrine
[]go into hiding and proceed with guerrilla warfare.

>> No.4557446

>>4557440


That is all you have completed? Was it hard?

>> No.4557450

>>4557446
not completed, those were the choices. I can choose only one, ofc.

>> No.4557452

"So...Utsuho, Byakuren...My wife is calling in a few favors."

>> No.4557460
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4557460

Finally decide to come back from retirement.

>> No.4557481
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4557481

Ask an old friend for some help.

>> No.4557500

>>4557450


Oh.. so you just wanna make Rumia cry then..

>> No.4557514

>>4557500
Rumia doesn't cry when you remove her ribbon.

>> No.4557540

>>4557500
Rumia's ribbon is sealling her power. once it is removed, she turns into Ex-rumia.

>> No.4557544

>>4557540
Actually, she's just really bad at untying knots. That's the real reason she can't remove it.

>> No.4557550

>>4557540


Is Ex-Rumia nice?

>> No.4557552

>>4557544
oh really? fuck.... I wasted my action points on a weakling youkai.

oh well. suika would still kick their asses anyway.

>> No.4557560

>>4557550

You just unsealed the living incarnation of the night itself, now the world is covered in eternal darkness until 4 legendary heroes seal it again.

Jerk.

>> No.4557567

>>4557560
That...and Lunarians have Night Vision so it doesn't really help the situation.

>> No.4557569

>oh hey sanae, can you do me a favour?

>> No.4557570

>>4557560
>4 legendary heroes
>Cirno
>Daiyousei
>Mystia
>Wriggle

>> No.4557572

>>4557560
lol, wow, that made me smile.

>> No.4557575

Because I'm a fucking genius, I would have most likely been working at Kourindou for a while and would have found at least one firearm.

>> No.4557577

>>4557570
But Rumia was their friend... oh dear, rpg drama.

>> No.4557580

>>4557560
>>4557570
>>4557577
This will be the plot of the next touhou game.

>> No.4557585
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4557585

Earth rabbits could kick the Lunarian Army's ass on their own, Yorihime and Toyohime excepted.

>> No.4557590

>>4557567
lunarians are in enormous disadvantage:
Much weaker due to earth gravity

anyway, i tought ex-rumia doesn't only cover anything in darkness, but also out for blood? lunarians will combat her, and while they are distracted...
well i'll let both of them tire each other out. safest way.

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>>4557590
Get EVERYONE to Youkai mountain and form a stronghold. Unleash Godzilla, that the Moriya shrine was hiding, upon the Lunarians. Ride it out and have tea in the morning.

>> No.4557632

Reimu got her ass handed to her by one of the mary sue lunarian sisters, so I don't see why she needs to worry about being a savior.

Leave that to Yuka/Yukari/Byakuren/Utsuho/Suika.

>> No.4557644

>>4557037
Regret not asking Yukari to steal the R-type and Gradian technologies years before.

>> No.4557654

>>4557560
>>FIVE legendary heroes

you mean this.

* British the Hero
* Chaos the Thief
* Sun Light the Samurai
* Ho Raga the Mage
* Caffee Artful the Priest

or let's find Rance.

>> No.4557665

>>4557654
>Rance
This! If the entire Lunarian Invasion Force is female then Rance will be the ultimate weapon against them. You know what...CLONE RANCE! HUNDREDS OF THEM!

>> No.4557666

>>4557577
lol Touhou Mahoudan.

http://thmahoudan.smackjeeves.com/comics/531300/pg141/

>> No.4557676

>>4557609
Unleash Cybuster and put Sanae at the controls.

Also, steal Mars' magitech from the Negima universe.

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4557677

Call for another savior. It's not like Reimu has been alone since Touhou 1

>> No.4557679

its_daze.jpg

>> No.4557680

>>4557666
Wait... what is this. What the fuck is this i dont even Oh god why do i keep clicking next.

>> No.4557682

>>4557665
Demon Sword Chaos >>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything the moonbitches can throw at Rance

>> No.4557687

>>4557680
lol Okuu beats EX-Rumia

>> No.4557701

>>4557609
SuwakoxGodzilla is my OTP.

>> No.4557745

>>4557680
Words can't describe the brilliance of Touhou Mahoudan.

After a few pages, you don't even notice how badly it's done anymore over how beautifully naive the whole story is. It's as if some 2D moeblob wrote it. Nothing soothes my soul more than knowing that someone with a mind so pure can actually exist in real world.

>> No.4557759

>>4557745
it fulfills one niche:

the top idiots of Gensokyo lumped together under Keine's class.

See you next semester!

>> No.4557801

>>4557481
I read this as fold back and lean arms for some reason, and now I can't get the image out of my head.

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>>4557570
Hmmmmmm...

>> No.4557861

>>4557759
1.Point Giga Wave Cannon at Lunar Capital
2. FIRE!
3. Immediate Lunarian surrender
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

>> No.4557862

>sawing cloths

Does Remiu now have stupid swings?

>> No.4557864

I wait a month and all the Lunarians die out because their "purity" couldn't handle ugly earth bacteria without a supergenius to solve the problem.

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4557898

Call up Aquaman!

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