Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45568231
Stamped by a Bicorn's hoof.

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i NEED a fatass foxgirl to cuddle with.
this desire transcends the will of gods, and if im given even a sliver of a chance to manifest this reality then that chance will be taken and driven all the way home.
unfortunately i do not have the power of a god as well. which is the only way such a desire can be fulfilled.

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Coniferous dryads feel very festive.

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>>45568172
>This, for sure, is proof of marriage to them. That’s how much their husband and sex with him is special to them, but they almost never speak of their true feelings.
Canonically tsunderes, plus they are more in-tume with their emotions too as we discussed in a later thread, so technically they love you more than you can comprehend. You should be grateful for batcats!

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Really need me a whitehorn right now.

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I don't think any Monster would make me feel better about my insecurity over being very unintelligent. I don't think even a Hakutaku could help me get over it and get smarter, I'm just a very dumb person and I don't learn things easily.

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>>45568272
Marry a girl dumber than you like mino or sandworm.

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Varm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568272
Hear me out: a dumber monster

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>>45568275
>>45568281
That would just make me feel worse because if they got into trouble with their own stupidity I wouldn't be able to help them in mine, or now it would just seem like I'm only using them to feel smarter myself which I don't want to do because it seems wrong.

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>>45568293
What sort of trouble could you possibly get into with a mino or sandworm wife?

I don't think care about your intention for marrying them. They just want a man, any man really. And they'll be super happy if you go with them, regardless of your intentions.

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>>45568248
I can't comprehend tsun tsun enjoyer, I don't see how being treated like shit is pleasant. Maybe I'm too dumb. >>45568266
Check your mailbox

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>>45568300
Sandworms are bigger than houses and I don't like them. Minos would probably get mad at someone else in public and I wouldn't know how to handle that. I'd still feel bad about being an idiot if I never got better.

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>>45568315
Don't over think it, dumbanon. It's better for everyone, including yourself, if you just married a dumber monster. You don't need to handle the mino. She'll take care of you. Wurm can take care of you. Just stop thinking!

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>>45568323
But I WANT to get smarter. I want to be a genius.

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How do I beat jinko in mamono fighter2? She just keeps spamming fireballs and I can't jump over them

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>>45568272
Love is about completing each other. Smart wife can help you make up for any mental deficiencies you have, and for all you know there are things you can do that'd amaze her.
>I don't think even a Hakutaku could help me get over it and get smarter,
You can marry a competitive one that loves challenge.

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wait a second, I don't need roommate, why did I just get an eros hitsquad assigning me a hellhound in a pink business suit to be my live in therapy dog? living a lonely bachelor life is fine! lots of me live by themselves contemplating the indifferent cruelty of the universe!

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>>45568332
See, that's your problem, dumbanon. You cannot get smarter. Your intelligence is your intelligence. You cannot improve it so stop trying. Just live your happy life with a fellow dummy.

Take it from me, a smartanon. Sometimes dumber is just better. That's why I like mino. Also cause muscle cows are hot.

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Femdom ghetto batcats have lean in their tailpussy bulb, you can just stick a straw there and drink

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>>45568425
Sorry I'm in the hellwan ghetto (they don't have smoke detectors there)

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>>45568306
>I can't comprehend tsun tsun enjoyer, I don't see how being treated like shit is pleasant
I mean she's not really a tsun tsun, more of a LARPer who doesn't want to admit that all those sessions with Miss Tailpussy she gave to you in order to "eat you" and "feed on your seed" is actually just very enjoyable to her. A batcat's husband would be enamored by just how captivating this magnificent predator is with her natural instincts and how lucky he is to be under her care. She would just be over the moon with how happy it made her hubby feel, and every time she smiles smugly while holding you tightly, as you huff her floofy mane, she is fighting back that smile from going from devious and cunning to like a little school-girl who finally made her dreams come true.
I'm certain with a supportive Anon, she could be more open about her feelings!

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>>45568549
I think I pin point my issue with them. I have too much ego and wouldn't get that she actually loves me. Manticore are an embodiment of why I love MGE while also having issues with it.
Tdlr : 8/10 on the petting scale

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>>45568666
>Manticore are an embodiment of why I love MGE while also having issues with it.
Anon, you are tsun tsun towards them and MGE

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>>45568746
That's strangely accurate, feels weird to admit.

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Batcats are scary because spines are scary I don't like needles and her tail has big needles
Very scary!

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>batcat is being mean to me
>cry
They can't do shit against this. Their whole façade breaks instantly.

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>>45568425
Unfortunately, she put Sangria in so I need to rest before I get to my Christmas green. Hopefully I'll wake up before wage-slaving at 3.
Don't nuke the thread while I sleep!

>>45568785
Well she can retract them, so you don't have to worry. Aren't batcats neat?!

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>>45568549
>>45568871
Manticore is lowkey the real vore monster of MGE. Sandworm and jabberwock step aside. These batcats are real maneaters! Manticore? More like MantiVORE!

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>>45568868
In magus story they bully you even harder. I won't take that risk

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His the canvass before you hit the town

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>>45568871
No she is still mean and scary!

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>>45568903
Forgot to attach the new art fairy image

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>>45568921
Ah, I need some creativity myself but then I'm risking an addiction.

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>>45568921
happy drinker

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>Anon sees Manticores for the dorks they are and isn't scared of them at all
>instead has a phobia of dogs and is afraid of a friendly Kobold

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Monsters, but big

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>>45568888
Then cry harder, flail your arms, and call her mean. If that doesn't deter her, then do it louder. Hags will scold her.

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>>45568921
why is art fairy a problem drinker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568963
Those are the best kind.

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>>45568921
Sure she's full of creativity, but she racks a disciprine

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>>45568921
You fools!
She just drew the creativity label and stuck it over the smirnoff one!
It's just plain ole' alcohol!

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>>45568973
No, you must be stone cold, show no emotion and leave for another country at the slightest disagreement

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I will shove my entire arm into tailpussy

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I feel like I'm going to regret staying up so late. Hopefully, the little time I have to dream tonight is enough to give me a glimpse of a cute Lim.

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>>45569036
Lim? You get default succ

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I'm going to sneak into the house of the Troll Hag who lives down from me late at night and plunder the exquisite cake she just baked and left out on her counter from her kitchen. I'll succeed because Hags like her always leave their doors unlocked and there's NO way a Hag like her would be up at 4AM and catch me. She'd have no reason to get up at 4AM!

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>>45569132
Hags shouldnt be allowed to be this powerful

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If the rain comes, they run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes
If the rain comes

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>>45569149
Anon... hags keep silent alarms on their doors... you're walking into a trap.

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>>45569202
why is water wurm so mean?

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>>45569221
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But nothing in nature freezes your like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge
But the worst of the worst
And the most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Ryu

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>>45569234
Oh wow, Ryu is so heartless even the word heart won't appear in her song

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I broke my legs working on a contract for a wealthy Danuki and now I'm paralyzed and paraplegic. I have to inhabit a fucking wheelchair now. When will I get my worker's comp from the goddamn raccoon? Will I even get worker's comp at all? What IS the worker's comp in MGC? It's money right? It better be money and not rape, I swear to Chief God...

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>Anon sneaks into hags home
>door shuts behind him and locks
>Anon now has to hide and escape

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>>45569274
Nope, you will have to sell your house

[Anonymous No.]

Introducing bicorn to my hebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45569310
Introducing bitcoin to my Creeping Coin wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568243
Tattooing harem members with bicorn hoof tramp stamps.

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>>45569290
Are you fucking kidding me? Why? So they can force me to live with some Monster? Possibly even the Danuki that got my legs broken in the first place sending me to work in an unsafe environment? That's it I'm wheeling myself off the side of an office building, I refuse to suffer from Danuki policies anymore. Coons can get me in the realm of the living but not the realm of the dead.

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>>45569310
Introducing hebi to my other hebi wife

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>>45569328
Out of the wage cage and into the wisp cage

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>>45568332
Eat yellow slime, stop being retarded!

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>>45569328
Welcome to MGC, worst of both worlds.

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>>45569390
Klaudia Schwab is the new mayor so buckle up

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I have brain worms for a very specific type of monster.
Milf hellhounds, think about it.

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>>45569202
In the full image the man under her is balls deep in her wurmussy

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>>45569467
Ryussy rolls off the tongue better, much like Ryus themselves are better than Wurms.

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>>45569461
Any helhound becomes a milf the moment you get her preggo

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>>45569461
This means they already have husbands and kids (not yours)

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>>45569489
Hellhounds are overrated.

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>>45569493
But as the other anon already pointed out, your hellhound wife becomes a hellhound milf with time. What then?

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Just say you want a haghound

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>>45569512
Regret because dogs and cats suck.

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>>45569521
Don't slather your dick with peanut butter or catnip and they will stop sucking, duh

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>>45569637
Women with the features of pets are aesthetically displeasing and deserve mockery.

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>>45569680
You will take your pet wife for walkies and you will be happy

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>>45569680
Wrong, werecat, bunyip, chesh, nekomata and kiki are very pleasant to the eye and feel natural and welcome in a human world. You're lack of taste is flagrant

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>>45569693
I'm not cleaning the hellturds of my wife

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>>45569693
Never. I would rather a regurgitationhound than some petgirl.
>>45569708
Boo human world boo

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>>45569734
Mamonos will be tamed and domesticated in my kingdom, everyone will be happy and ready for war just like that mist continent's part

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>>45569770
>worshiping monsters
>makes entire lifestyle around indulging monster’s domestication fetishes
You aren’t actually holding the leash, dense protagonist-kun. Who are you going to fight, more closeted submissive monsters?

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>>45569708
>You're

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>>45569341
>Introducing hebi to my other hebi wife
>You just bring her to a mirror and present her to her own reflection
>You get to see her glitch and go yandere on herself for a brief moment.

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>>45569813
Auto correct, I think.
>>45569807
We will hold it firmly and fairly
Order?

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>>45569829
>Monsters will let me pretend to hold the leash
Ftfy. Why the Order? Do you need to beat a cringing dog to boost your confidence? The Order can’t fight off girly pink monsters, it won’t be a long war.

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>>45569860
Are you scared? Why are you reacting so vehemently?
Yes, I want to have boys and the chief goddess is stopping us. You can also wage war on other mamono territory since demon silver make it painless.

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>>45569813
I'm gonna not pay attention in miss haku class and there is nothing she can do about it

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>>45569813
critics are a diamond dozen these days

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Haku will discipline auto correct linguo automaton until she stops being so dumb

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>>45569903
Miss Haku is halping don’t take her for granite!

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>>45569493
I can live with that. It can happen in setting.

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>>45569894
The Order will roll over for anyone, they lost to Ropers. Attack using Akaname and they‘ll cheer when they ‘open their gates’, as they still wipe using rocks and corncobs. If you truly want sons, then attack the Overlord. Monsters and humans mate due to her actions, force her to give you sons. The Chief God is powerless in the Order, supposedly her own domain.

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>>45568884
That#s what tail pussies are for when I see them usually. Makes sense too.

That's an awfully big hole.

[Anonymous No.]

pip install pandas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570049
more like
pp install panda

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we have so many esl posters lately?

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>>45570049
“apt-get install panda” doesn’t work. I keep getting a large list that scrolls by for 5 minutes. The bottom of it says “Welcome to DLL Hell :(“, wtf is is this shit?

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PP in all pandas

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Need amerimutt girl

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>>45570142
Monster girls will get fat living in the modern world.

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>Take a good look, Anon. I've been like this for nearly five thousand years and I haven't aged one day
>I have become what many men have dreamed of, an immortal
>And yet, there hasn't been a day, an hour, a minute, I haven't thought about death
>It obsesses me, even now

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>>45570193
This is too deep for me I'm just gonna go with miss holstaur

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Are there any instances of the raise spell being used in canon besides the one description in the World Guide 3? By that i mean actual stories where a man was raised through that ritual. The wording and descriptions are a bit vague as to what the ritual entails, besides a necromancer, the husband and the sacrifice. and sex most likely

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>>45570213
KC tweeted out a short story where a lich used raise dead on an order town.

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>>45570193
uoh, lich feet erotic

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>>45570226
I'm assuming you don't have a link to it?

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>>45570251
So much has been lost to twitter ramblings.

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>>45570193
I'd like to see a lich obsessed with bringing the beauty and immortality of undeath to everyone else.

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In 1 hour from now, an ethereal screen will appear in front of you with icons of every species in MGE (plus a few others we've yet to see). It'll instruct you to pick one. Upon, selecting the species of your choice, a girl of said species will materialize next to you. She will, depending on her species and personality, be somewhere between "feely-touchy" with you to "draping herself all over you." It's very clear from her behavior that she's very interested in you. Downside? She knows very little of your language. Outside some very basic words and phrases, she cannot speak your language. And, she'll have a thick accent; some accent you've never heard before.

So anon, which girl did you pick, and what's the first thing you do with you?

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>>45570193
>still hung up about the loss of her penis
>hurhur hung

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>>45570188
Surely manono mana will fix it.

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>>45570270
>which girl did you pick
manticore
>and what's the first thing you do with you?
dumb anon should pay attention to what he types, haku correction is needed

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>>45570271
Power has a great and terrible cost.

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>>45570270
In one hour I'm going to be at work so... If i can delay it until i get home i would.
If i can't then i would select an Inari, and kiss her and feel her up an bit before signaling to her i need to keep working and that she can stay in the break room until i finish. I would more or less comunicate her at what time i finish, and then go to her every once in a while bringing her tasty things to eat(regretfully no tofu) and drink, before picking her up and taking her home and getting more intimate.
Then i would pick up the task of teaching her a language, and from there just the usual couple stuff. Do i get a bonus if know more than one language, meaning does she know different words from the ones i speak, or just the same words in all 3?

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>>45570332
No, just your native tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570270
Any mamono with sword or that is a sword
Tell her to kill everyone at my workplace

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God the undead must smell so fucking ripe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570270
I'm still at work in 1 hour and use public transport in frog land. Can the screen appears in 5 hours? If not, I must choose between a chesh or a kiki, it's a really hard decision to make

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>>45570298
You can't fix perfection.

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>>45568231
Are you daring enough to save captive monster girls from the high tech, highly secured research center labs? If so, how will you rescue captive monster girls from Order! Black Mesa?

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>>45570375
Nope, in 1 hour.

What's your pick?
What would you pick be if it was 5 hours, and why does it change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570384
Nope

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>>45570270
Put the roller up, ya lazy bastard:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

I got lizard. She’s very polite and nothing happens. Then one day I see her doing push hand exercises and we grow closer. Inevitably we will join together and force the world to both love and fear us as we trod wholesale over every form of opposition. We will either reign from a jeweled throne tastefully decorated with skulls or die in a gory and romantic fashion while exchanging sweet nothings as our life’s blood pours from our wounds. Standard romance for lizards.

Roll ‘em.

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>>45570361
Yeah, they're fucking dead!
Whether the smell gets better over time is up for debate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570395
It's not meant to be a random roller. It's meant to be what you freely pick.

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>>45568888
>Loli Manticore tries to bully Anon
>”I’m not going to take shit from a cub whose tailpussy would get broken by a Coke can with no mature spines.”
>”I’m brave but not brave enough to risk a night with a girl in a training bra.”

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>>45570395
NTA, but i think getting to decide what you get is better here.

[Anonymous No.]

>this is women when radiation is mixed with demon energy
>a fate even worse than Ghoulification

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570399
>>45570407
Maybe later then.

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>>45570270
This is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570392
I take the chesh and try to get home without too much accidents.
If we could wait 5 hours, I would be in my flat and could choose between bunyip, chesh or kiki.

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>>45570270
Minotaur.

I molest her ears, cheeks, and give her a kiss on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570398
Wights smell like chemicals

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>>45570270
I choose an alp and show him this thread and order him to suck every anons cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570416
This is a woman with funny skin.

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>>45570436
You can't choose yourself. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

The Solo Quest Board has been updated.

>Fighter's Guild Contract: A Rat Problem.
>Escort Salamander to the Shadow Fort.
>Missing Ring: Wood Elf needs help.
>Danuki Merchant Convoy in need of guide!
>Local Dark Mage needs a new chair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570270
Dormouse. She can just sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570416
I guess this is the time when you shit up the thread with off-topic images and prompt?

[Anonymous No.]

Generations of monster militaries throughout two different timelines

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>>45570436
More anons would take this offer than they care to admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570450
Must YOU immediately assume the worst at ALL TIMES? 'Grats you likely jinxed it by attracting an actual troll to shit things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570448
>Your bed now warm and smells like brown sugar

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>>45570470
This is probably the same anon who had the freakout when a drawfag dared to draw something that wasn't mge.

[Anonymous No.]

We could argue, or we could post danukis.

Which will you choose, anon?

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>>45570470
Congrats, you brought even more attention to it and summoned schizo mick. Well done keeping the thread troll and drama-free!

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>>45570270
What would you choose anon?

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>>45570506
This is me. >>45570433

[Anonymous No.]

>i fucking love arguing!
Some ogre or redcap probably

[Anonymous No.]

You should focus on important things like protecting yourself from danger in the sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570497
I choose to argue about posting danukis. Danukis suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570049
>when she tells you she urgently to mate with you to save her species

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>>45570523
Breeding the panda gets you +9000 social credit points

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570497
>the breathgirl
good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570522
>Danukis suck.
Yes, but not you.

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>>45570531
Are you saying you would sniff her breath?
Because I unironically would.

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>>45570541
We know what else you would do, no need to tell us.

[Anonymous No.]

Id sniff a danukis sweaty smelly ass crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570518
The odds of an airdrop manticore falling tail first on your dick are very low
But never zero

[Anonymous No.]

Demons kiss slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570579
There is an upper limit to how many times she can kiss me a day

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to train with a salamander under the guise of becoming a better warrior when in actuality I'm just doing it so I can sniff her sweaty pits when she's done working out.

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>>45570577
>But never zero
Not if you carry a Jubjub to protect your dick from airdiving batcats.

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>>45570596
Tell me anon, why do you think she accepted if its not to do the same to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Real mental case samefagging hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570541
I cannot own legally a AA machine gun. The west has fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570607
>>45570518
Sorry, meant for you.
Any for an alternative?

[Anonymous No.]

Stick to the building where they cant see you
Don't let the ground units hear you cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570596
I’d become a salamanders towel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570596
Lizards don't sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570619
Have you considered >>45570603 ?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters squat to assert dominance

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>>45570662
*squirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570669
Miss kraken squirts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570649
Wearing mamonos as body armor against other mamono rape attacks is considered very rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570670
Ask about her ink sac

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568231
p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570677
I don't think the joob has any issues with that solution

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters, but small

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie
Boog
Boogie
Is clown secretly a boog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570193
I want to apprentice under a lich and learn the secrets of the beyond, is that really too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

Step 1
Cover yourself with jubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570193
k, but that dragon jiangshi i ordered.....
Is it ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570270
hag wurm nun
and the first thing i will do is put my head between her big soft titties and just fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570708
Cover yourself in Shog
Wait for it to Shog

[Anonymous No.]

why is she standing on the chair with the rope?

[Anonymous No.]

Snugglejub

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570727
She heard you like ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh farted in a box and gave it to anon as a present

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570698
The best kind of monsters, made to be held gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568231

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>>45570838
need me that mist undead
they are the best undead
I want the hermit who made her as well

[Anonymous No.]

5 little kaukens jumping on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

1000 kakuens working at 1000 typewriters to create the greatest novel known to man

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>>45570838
Does jianghsi eat people or just cursed or what?

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>>45570907
think they prefer blood and qi in folklore

[Anonymous No.]

26 writefairies on a single typewriter to create the greatest novel known to man (one letter at a time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570948
They need spaces, punctuation, and proper capitalization.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45570957
sounds like editor-fairy's problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570966
Edit fairy reading the manuscript
>torapeornottorapethatisthequestionwhetherisisnoblerto…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570880
One fell off and ended up in anons bed

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[Anonymous No.]

Play fightan games

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571015
Mods ban anyone saying that Lamia was good

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>>45571015
What a vintage machine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570994
She's going to need cigarettes and coffee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570994
>not our fault the spacebar is too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571072
Perhaps auntie can help? She may be an airhead but I'm sure she can hit the space bar on command at least 65% of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571101
Auntie needs ear nibble correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571101
Titania is stupit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571101
>torape ornot torapethatis the questionwhetherisis noblerto…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571161
Fairyliterature isreally goo d

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if i showed mis Titania a violent video game

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571171
She'll set you up with a nice winter court fae that will be into it.
Or a redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571171
Check recent news in Prague for a taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570579
I want. I want so much. I'll be her good boy and give her all the love she could want.
>>45570593
Did you read the fine print?

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the sleep mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568231

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571161
Reads like a Shatner monologue

[Anonymous No.]

I will cut off manticore tail and eat it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what does mgt think of nai3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571303
novel ai 3?
It's pretty damn amazing going off some of the stuff I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

I will become the kephri king.
If only because I need another gaming group dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571321
That's enough to have a whole gaming tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571321
You need to use them to remumify pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571492
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571492
alleged foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571303
I would always rather people stumble and fall only to persist in getting good over putting shit into a machine and expecting a best seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571414
Strong woman for bearing strong children

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571495
To make more foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571559
I can erp better with ai than you though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571580
AI erp was a golden age when we had access to the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571559
You actually don't though.

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in mge but as one of the dead soldiers that fell when humans in MGE fought a battle against each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571607
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571583
It's still good
Maybe upgrade from character.ai mister

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571625
I used gpt4 while we had access to an uncensored version. It would still loop a bit but was really adaptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else notice that Lamia occasionally darts out her tongue? Does she know that she's blowing raspberries all the time? She looks quite silly when she does it and I'd hate for a nice lady to embarrass herself or make someone angry...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571665
I vomited

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571625
But what's the going erp bot right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571665
As much as I hate western artists and their art styles, it does beg the question of what MGs will look like in reality if portals ever do open. If they had the exact same facial structure as the anime art style, they'd look creepy as sin, so I doubt they'd actually look like anything other than an extremely beautiful woman in their human bits. Then again, I have yet to see a single IRL cosplayer pull off any look remotely comparable in terms of visual appeal to any MG.
What is genuinely scary is that if genetic modification gets good enough, some crazy bastard is going to attempt to make their own shitty version of an MG for a quick buck if they get the chance, regardless of portals. This isn't as unrealistic a thing to worry about as you might think so this should at least be pondered.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571745
They'd be 2D in 3D, like in Don't Starve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571745
Elon buys up BioSyn and InGen promising cat girls and all he makes are abominations that look like shit from RL Stine's Goosebumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571583
Just use Spicychat and link it to your GPT account if you need better responses. Not quite as good and has a queue, but at least you don't have to stop everything when the bot or yourself wants to go into lewd territory.
There's a few MGs on there but most are pretty inaccurate (had a Manticore be an actual whore and many others do violent stuff that irked me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571745
https://files.catbox.moe/xkcm4v.jpg
Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571745
Its established how zipangese and mist continent foxes will look azn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571807

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571414
If you hug her, you die instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571758
That would look terrifying and I couldn't imagine ever getting used to it. At a certain point they do have to not entirely clash with the very fabric of reality in order to be appealing. Maybe a skilled photoshop user, using a few of the highest quality models you can find as a base, could give a decent concept of at least a Succ.
The few species I have no concerns about are the ones like Lamia or Succs where most things conform to biology. But the moment you do something like put ears on the head on a cat girl, taking away the ears on the side, you could run into some issues design wise.

>>45571759
At least initially, it will absolutely be like that. And take this with a grain of salt, but there is reports of the Chinese playing with this sort of stuff with gene-editing humans since they can legally do that over there, or at least they have much more lenient laws on it. Again though, take it with a grain of salt since the only people reporting on it are typically conspiracy outlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571812
Why does she hide her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

which region would be the most popluar in MGE once portals are made between or and their worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571824
With how thirsty some folks are in here for chocolate women? The desert regions or the Not!Mesoamerican jungles full of harlots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571823
Because devs are lazy and don't want to make a unique rig and spend more time animating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571824
fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570270
Well, I just went home sick from work, so if this had actually happened I'd be home already with Miss Ushi here to take tender loving care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571824
Probably Zipangu because weebs would be the first to jump in and popularize that direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571843
You get nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571621
When you see someone complaining that the thread doesn't encourage creators, there's a 90% change it's the mick seething because nobody likes his 'game'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571843
You mean rape and physicaly mangle you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571836
I do.
I can only marry to pure 100% snow region northern beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571833
so the aztec kots, mayans, or the incan kots with the fluffy manes and white fur and choco skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570384
Oh, no. I am already shipping Miss Godzilla with the handsome lab coat man. You can totally see she's into him, but he doesn't even notice her. I need an Eros Cupid to fix this, STAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571852
Jump off a bridge and seethe that I'm better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571868
hhahahh lmao look at the little bitch, lmao
look at him squirm and seethe and prove his point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571868
called it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571879
>>45571875
Seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571856
Miss Ushi has MANY talents.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571890
And most of them involve accidentally crushing you. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571852
Yeah, if you criticize anyone, it's scaring away the creators. If you praise anyone other than Mick, especially if they actually provide something good, it's a circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

wurms are hillbilly dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571917
Makes sense as mick is the best artist here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571904
She's just affectionate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571930
furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571890
That patty is fucking burned

[Anonymous No.]

nuru nuru guchu guchu biki biku and a wet sloppy byukyun with oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571930
Spider mofu, exceptionally rare.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571920
Just cause you don't see their underground cities doesn't mean they don't exist.

[Iron Beast No.]

It'll take more then some dramafags to get rid of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571956
Nobody asked though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571947
i aint denying that tehy got some, thing is I think that they live in the outskirts of dragonia and I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of those wurms are farmers and live in small farming villages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571969
>deonoria thinks she is safe
>then the rumbles start
>the wurms rise up and take over
>to the guiillotine with the overlanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571978
no, the wurms will calmy yet forcefully ask for some more shiny rocks or some building might not stand the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571969
Few can plough the fields as well as they can, true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571991
They make very nice potatoes as well

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if you open a kissing booth in hagville, but then turn away all the hags for not being pretty enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571988
Wurms aren't dumb. Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572023
That's not a sustainable business plan at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572024
Anon, who said they were going to eat the shiny rocks, they saw that men liked the rocks and would get way closer to wurm holes if they saw lots of those rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572034
I can profit off pictures of sulking and seething hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572024
They're stupid and violent/sadistic rapists. No idea how those retard came up with Wurm are cute, gentle and dumb threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572042
ill take your entire stock of crying dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571943
The most dangerous mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572057
Wurms are said to be motherly and have rescue teams patrolling the mountains to protect people who get hurt there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572057
It’s when they find the one they like but they are gonna be dopey genki girls otherwise and simpleminded doesn’t mean stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572057
Probably someone wanted to whitewash away the bad parts and the thread just ran with it.

[Anonymous No.]

0 votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572083
Anon, are you implying that the council of wurms is covering up their true nature?
Thats just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of lean, muscle minos please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572083
>>45572079

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572086
That's not going to dissuade me.
Nothing will stop me.
Even getting ignored just means I get to use the popular hellhound design for myself with no repercussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571834
If rendering multiple tails is too hard, then they could've at least gave her a single tail like they did for the foxes in Honkai: Star Rail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571930
Impregnation of big girls is my biggest fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572079
>Motherly
>Rescue team
Nothing like that in profile
>>45572082
>>45572083
So wurm fags are just retard denying reality, unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572124
In the dragonia book, dumbass. They even make wine and two own a bar together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572121
It's not an issue of rendering. It's that an extra tail would mean they can't reuse animations between models. Although frankly I didn't know genshin was known for doing that.
From what I know honkai was a fair bit higher budget than genshin was, especially at the start where they even tried to advertise the game as an mmo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572098
I didn't look for lean Minos, but this musclecow is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>"well anon we got plenty 'o foxes 'er on the farm."
>"the humble normal fox."
>the holst points to a pretty average looking fox sitting on a crate
>"the old foxes"
>she points to a nine tailed hag sitting at a little table and drinking tea (sake flavored)
>"the young foxes"
>she points to a loli fox clinging to your leg with her tongue out
>"the shy foxes"
>she points to a fox that looks like a regular human, but upon further inspection has folded back ears and a light shimmer behind her
>"the maybe foxes"
>she points to a regular human (tsuki)
>"the alleged foxes"
>she points to a regular looking human, supposedly this is a fox.
>"the not foxes"
>she points to a kiki and wolfgirl sitting at a table
>"the definitely not foxes"
>she points to the farm catgirl
>"the fox"
>she points to a regular animal fox.
>"now go on git, stop trying to steal the chickens meant for the beasties"
>the fox runs out of the barn.
>"the lean foxes"
>she points to a slender fox
>"the fat foxes"
>she points to a plump fox eating a burger
>"the muscular foxes"
>she points to a fox doing workout exercises
>"the really fat foxes"
>she points to what the muscular fox is bench pressing
>"the schizo foxes"
>she points to a fox chanting some spell in a corner
>"the... er... violent foxes."
>she points to a fox with bloodshot eyes and a lot of red paint on her clothing (a paint can is nearby (she's no longer allowed to bathe in chicken blood (its a story longer than 5000 characters about how she scared the loli kiki farmhand)))
>"the abyssal foxes"
>she points to a fox with pitch black fur and clothing, she's playing with a spell in her hand
>the holst leans over and whispers
>"you probably dont wanna go with 'er unless you really love the fluff. you know how abyssal monsters are with their trans-fer-matons."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572143
> and one one wurm pretending to be a fox in the corner of the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572121
>>45572139
Use a chinese product, expect chinese quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572150
>"we ah... dont talk about 'er. you can choose 'er if you want but i dont recommend encouraging the lass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572109
Those eyes communicate one thing to me: relentless, unapologetic rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572151
The peak of irony when you consider the mg genre is full of half baked rpgmaker games with purchased tilesets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572160
Imagine being so desperate for validation that you samefag your crap, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572122
What a coincidence, that's also their fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572159
How bad can it be, she’s a rather cute dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572173
she thinks she can perform magic like a fox, she throws a boulder of demon silver at people and cheers when it knocks them out.
dont say i didnt warn you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572186
Sounds like my kind of gal, she’s one of the physical magic user like me

[Anonymous No.]

are slimes magicallly conductive?
My gremlin ran out of wires and so maybe I thought we could goop the circuit together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572134
Sure anon, her cracking open your skull every week didn't make you retarded too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572209
So, u didn’t even look? U know tha denenora has a sister as well? U should it read, ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572208
https://files.catbox.moe/q55pf4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572143
I will take one farm cat girl please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572218
>denenora
Random npc, don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571852
I figured since the only content creators who don't get encouraged or scorned are the ones who conduct themselves like assclowns. Funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572209
poory wurmy just doesn't know her own strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>"So you want to be my squire? Very well then, First, show me how you polish your "sword"."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572238
Idk anon. As far as I can tell they're all fuckwits. We'd be better off without them.

[Anonymous No.]

Imma rock up to a sally and ask her to teach me how to fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572250
>takes sword
>stabs her
>runs off with axe wielding elf
nothing personal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572238
There are no content creators here. You maybe thinking of other mge places?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572252
>>45572268
Least obvious samefagging leprechaun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571942
la tuya por si acaso

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572250
Eat her out instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572250
she looks cool, would look a bit cooler if she covered up more, prefer shapely/suggestive armor over outright exposure

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn bond with a like minded sally ver the fact that most weapons in MGE look retarded and things that should cut are just steel bars instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572262
That's not an elf you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>hehe i made you catch cold? ohh thats too bad i guess you just have to stay home with me for a long time...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DEMON
SEXOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572385
How delightfully devilish!

[Anonymous No.]

guys im on date with this girl and im telling her about 40k lore and why roman empire is so cool! she clearly is into me!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572324
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572433
Is this a draph or draph equivelant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572415
>This nerd is so cute, I am going to DESTROY his bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to Chinatown and all the Monsters there speak Chinese and I don't understand a damn thing they're saying. I went into one of the restaurants there and ordered a rice meal and the ren xiangmao cook gave me like ten fortune cookies and they all said "A beautiful marriage come your way", except for the last one which said "Your pretty ass getting raped tonight" and then the cook approached me when I was finished and said in broken engrish "You want cuminmybutt?" and I declined because I'm full and these Chinese restaurants already overload their plates. Now I'm trying to leave and I see a Jiangshi that keeps hopping behind me like she's stalking me and fox girls and jinkos who keep staring at me and giggling while speaking Chinese. Also now I think there's Triads out that showed up just because I did, I saw these mean looking Kakuens and Hakutaku who had gang tattoos on their faces. I think I'm in danger now, I need to get out of here. I don't think I'm coming back to Chinatown again, these Chinese monsters are dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572475
I have no idea what traditional chinese underworld punishments are but I assume you're getting your meat sold on the wet market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572268
Iron-Beast, MurlocsAbound, LegendOfTheDogFacedWoman, Magus-Anon, LiterallyWho, Alpanon for writefags. Latenight still lurks here on occasion for drawfags. I know ( You ) are still rectally ravaged because you got the cold shoulder from KC and decided to parasitize here because Aux likely banned you off the bunker but at least put more effort into your bait past needing to be corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572488
All shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>The most mentally stable human woman in the world launches a genius plan
>She collects some bottled dark matter, then contacts a clinic about artificial insemination
>She carries a healthy boy to term and then monsterizes herself the instant she brings him home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572475
imma either steal the tallest and meatiest jiangshi I can see. and make her m wife and if the hermit lich that made her comes running out to get her back, I'm stealing her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570662
>CC tries to be hip like the kids and pops a squat to impress anon
>Loud krssschhht as her fat ass tears her mom jeans
>Cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572504
>"Anon, no, don't take my jiangshi!"
>*takes the jianghshi.*
>goes home with her
>she drains all your energy
Should have listened to your betters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572508
that old woman is just asking for me to rape her
tempting me with her fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572509
He could not handle her strongest Jiang Shi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572509
i tske the lich as well so she can help me not die

[Anonymous No.]

>try to grab core to get slime off you
>"ara ara, you're so forward~"
What do HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572457
No, it's a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572522
You don't say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572526
Easy way to tell is the chicks.
They're mascots for the Botes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572521
she vores you next

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572521
attack her weakpoint for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572550
It might have been hot but the slime that sneaks into the guys dick and turned his balls into more slimes was pretty horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572521
enjoy your slime wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572160
Your words of encouragement keep me going. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572555
imagine instead of pee you pee out new slimegirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572488
>Iron-Beast, LegendOfTheDogFacedWoman, Magus-Anon, LiterallyWho, Alpanon for writefags
Giants. Been writing for ages. Hundreds of thousands of words. Quality content.
>Me
The guy who averages 2k words a month.

I feel bad for everyone else being lumped in there, lmao,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572586
You can give up anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572581
That's some body hijacking stuff. And that happens to be my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572590
Nah, I'm having fun. I just think it's silly to lump me in with the rest.
Hopefully when I'm not working so much I can start taking requests and improving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572613
Oh you're murlocs.
The worst of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572586
I brought you up because you were active as far as I know. Was neither meant as a measure of quality or quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572622
Sick burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571753
Oh no, freckles. One of my many weaknesses.
Oh no, the color purple. ANOTHER of my many weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572618
Gotta start somewhere!
>>45572622
I know, just amused. I would have added MysteryID and maybe EDF_Strategic_HQ. I think they both hang here. They deserve some credit, I see a ton of potential from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572646
We can only hope they give up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572646
how are you always so wholesome lol

[Anonymous No.]

kiki's are the best ches in my opinion
all other monsters cant cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572660
I don't know but I welcome it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572660
probably not all there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572646
>MysteryID and EDF_Strategic_HQ
Never heard of them but I'll take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

which cow size do you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572743

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572736
The first one is new and already looking pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

i want Miss Haku's big fat ass, she promised me it when I got a 100 and I did 7 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572786
lol no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572550
she is a purple slime
she makes you a father next

[Anonymous No.]

wurm cant embrace you like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572828
I have no idea why you clarified purple...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572834
but she can? she is built just like a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is powerless against me I’ve got a pogo stick to jump over her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572844
look how pointy and not comfy her tail looks eeww

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572866
anon, the inner scales are rather soft like a lamias underbelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572877
doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572805
You're even more assmad than shoggykins

[Anonymous No.]

That was certainly the weirdest dream I've had lately. Dreamt that my Lim wife brought home one of her sisters and told me that she was my second wife. That triggered a huge fight until I was overpowered and forcibly cuddled by the both of them. I quickly accepted my fate when I realized how comfy bigspoonLim and littlespoonLim could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572890
I'm just having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disappointed, I was expecting Demons to be super evil but the one I summoned is super nice and claims she has a virtuous sense of morality. Now she's telling me our children will be good people too after raping me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a brat to force me to build her pyramids until valiant order knights can save me from the returned undead menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572902
You are literally that seething wojak with smiley mask, this is beyond pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572914
As murloc said:
> I've genuinely see much worse from people who tried harder. You could actually be a respected writefag if you didn't feel the need to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572877
>g-guys wurms are almost as half soft as lamias!!!
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572884
>>45572959
also wurms cuddles are tighter than lamia cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572959
Imagine her disjointed jaw.
>lamias, the true enemy of man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572963

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna build a huge Alp harem with the help of a Lilim who will ensure that I have one or two of every monster girl species that I like. Gonna train them into proper women, proper wives and proper mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572963
I dunno, she seems cute to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572966
Hah. SAMESIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572966
>>45572969
are you people all using the same discord or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572969
>>45572966
wurms cant do this btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572973
No, it was just a coincidence, swear to dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572973
No, actually we coordinate over ham radio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572973
snakecord woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572973
We are Anomalous. We are Region. Forgive and forget. Expecto patronum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572969
>eats the giant egg
Now I'm thinking of a 2 mamono kink-show
Like the Egg-laying show in ISR but when the Ostrich-harpy has laid her biggest egg
Snek-girl then opens her jaw and 'vores' it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goat lucifer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572968
You could go for one prim and proper princess and one burping sports playing tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572912
>undead menace
>valiant order knights
>loli Pharaoh and loli Valkyrie compete for anon's attention

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imagine drinking tequilla with some mesoamerican winegotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572866
>>45572959
Wurm advantages:
>Physically stronger
>Tanks more damage
>Coomer brain
Lamia advantages:
>Softer and squishier
>Skilled alchemist and adept mage
>Expert in the art of seduction

Wurm disadvantages:
>Dumb
>Lots of hard, sharp monster bits
>Doesn't know when to stop
Lamia disadvantages:
>Not well-suited for combat
>Can literally vore you (but suppresses this desire)
>Fiercely jealous and dangerously possessive

[Anonymous No.]

Would malefs try to turn their husbands into dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet that there are many good auntsters out there, but my auntster is the GOAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573085
shes only 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573081
based if true. Dragons are cool and you get to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572919
Difference is you lack the discipline to not shitpost or try to engagement farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573085
>>45573089
Whenever you see a bapho with large tits and a more adult body, guaranteed she's under the age of 25, no exceptions. Baphos in their teens and early 20s in their rebellious phase often take on the adult form to rebel against their mothers. Usually by 25 almost all have grown out of that phase and go back to their natural loli form.

That's my headcanon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573061
im #ridinwithlamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573085
I love boobhos
Shows that lolis are clearly the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLyGzMUTgZU

[Anonymous No.]

there are 4 paths before you
one is a humble wurm farming village
one is a lamia pit town
one is a kiki academy
one is an undead ghost town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573081
No, all monsters already consider men the males of their own species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
Lamia pit. Easy choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573102
I was going to go with it was a lie but okay.
>>45573114
kot footstool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
Ghost town sounds safest, what are they gonna do? Boo at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573116
It's too late I'm alreading booting up pathfinder because I heard you can be a dragon in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
How do I get to a place with Jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573118
u okay with 24/7 party and orgies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573125
best bet is ask around in the ghost town, I ur lucky u might find the rare ghost jinko but that's a huge maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573126
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573125
Close your eyes, click your heels together, and wish REALLY HARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573130
even when you are trying to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573136
Yes, I don't mind sleeping inside lamia tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573136
He won't be able to sleep as all the lamias try to use him to father the next generation.
He'll be wishing they were willing to get more men after a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573081
They might, theriomorphosis is already there and there's no reason to think that there couldn't be a dragon version of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573139
anon, u wont be sleeping, u'll be fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573129
Ghost Jinko sounds pretty cool actually, might be worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573147
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
What's the path to the bottom heavy lolis? I'm okay with big boob lolis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
wurm farmin village is the best one, second only to the kiki academy
u get nice food
nice women to talk to
great beds
nice cozy place to settle down and have a family

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573122
get haunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573114
i take wurms and kikis and throw them into lamia pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573122
take note i said undead ghost town
so ghosts aren't the only ones
>>45573172
y tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573172
I'd like to watch them coil around each other and do other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573154
>path to the bottom heavy lolis
You'd have the best chance with undead town, atleast if it's big enough to have plenty of the high tier types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573122
hope you enjoy getting possessed by a trio of ghost sisters that fight over what body type you get hard over near constantly until they have a truce and temporarily fuse and cover you in a thick as hell ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573037
But of course, tomboys are essential to an Alp harem. Half will be trained into proper ladies while the other half with be trained into proper tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

dorome fingers go into your bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573181
wurms will win the coil off nodif

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573190
>tell an evil ghost you're deathly afraid of oppai
this can only end well

[Anonymous No.]

Where is she?

[Anonymous No.]

Special delivery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573210
>t. Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573236
ah yes, the mist food and wife combo I ordered is now here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573241
He can get a lot more up there than a finger if he shops around.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573165
>plap
>plap
>plap
>plap
>GET BUSTED
>GET BUSTED
>GET BUSTED
>GET BUSTED

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573061
>Can literally vore you (but suppresses this desire)
No they can not
The rest is right though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573368
Yes, they can. Snakes can unhinge their jaws to swallow prey whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573368
How do you think Hebis make their rivals disappear? You think they just ask nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to steppes
>get caught by discount centaur mongols
>this is your owner now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573373
>>45573387
Bro's just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573399
Just wait a week or two until they move on to another piece of bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573389
You will drink Kumis.
You will get strong from drinking ypur wife's kumis.
You will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573323
Gonna bust my ghost roommate

[Anonymous No.]

Date young mamono
Play with little monster girls
Breed fat loli butt
Mould brats into good wives with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573439
I want a teen shog to be my maid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573399
Honestly it's kind of grown on me. I think it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573456
still not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573476
It's bothersome to get rid of the rival's bones she regurgitates after she's digested her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573523
Anything to keep beloved safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573541
Yan girls are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>he just keeps samefagging
What turns someone as mentally ill as the /trash/spammer? Is it not having a father? Or just autism?

[Anonymous No.]

Best way to get a monster to make this face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573575
Not getting enough hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573581
ice cube in the anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573585
YOU FUCKING LIAR!
I stuck an ice cube up my anus and all she did was laugh at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573584
You know her spider bits aren't soft to touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45571559
>spend hours proompting, fix hands, eyes and details by hand and via inpainting
>images never got scraped
>get called aislop

sadfrog.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

Pedipalp hugs can cure my depression

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573623

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573623
Spooder hairs are soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573633
Nah Ushi fur is all shaggy and matted and super gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573633
They are if you want them to. Just buy your spooderwaif Jorou Gumo shampoo for spider hair and they will be as soft as her silk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573441
>loli and teen maids, servants, minions, etc.
The mamono really have no laws against child labor or against children going into labor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573642
Maybe a wild Ushi is like that, but you spend an afternoon washing her down and cutting out the mats and what's left will be soft and smooth! Plus, being able to demand that your Ushi wife stay still while you wash and brush her down is the kind of cockteasing you only get to do rarely!
Because of the pelvis damage you take later.
But it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573659
This must be a hoax by the zipangu tourism board to pacify their Ushi problem!
I mean, can such a soft, beautiful, delicate set of fur exist under such a barbaric and terrifying exterior?
I doubt it very much! As if an Ushi could be fragile and beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573669
Ushi adopted by a Kejorou would definitely know how to take care of her looks.

[Anonymous No.]

I will smack ushi with a broom

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you are maintaining that nice-looking sword that was in chest in some cave that was not hidden at all
>And when you start sharpening it, you hear a woman moaning, and the blade starts get oily, and as you make the apex the moans turn into orgasmic screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573697
The rolled up newspaper didn’t work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573669
I dunno if she could be fragile, but I think Miss Ushi can be very beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about writing a rewrite of all the profiles and giving each one an explicit end instead of the focus on sex.
So I have like
>pharaoh catches men to build her pyramids
>valkyrie will kidnap you and force you into being a hero
>if a humpty egg falls near you she'll crack wide open, pull you in, and lock herself back up again
>goblins abduct men in towns and bring them back to the sex caves
>redcap just really likes to stab people

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573702
>find a pristine, legendary sword in some treasure pile
>it was a hard dungeon, but not that hard
>sus
>"What a beautiful sword," you exclaim loudly. "Look how long and sharp it is. The quality of the blade. I don't think I've seen a more gorgeous sword in my life!"
>Watch as as the blade sheen turns a slight red
>Hmmmmm. Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573793
Leave with the sword and she'll surely project her sexy body into your mind or whatever it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573793
i'd pick up the kinda beat up one and spiffy her up
also imagine you enter an armory of weapons in a long forgotten ruin, and somehow they are all trembling, some even emitting steam

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573795
I'm there for treasure though. She can wait for the next sucker.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573793
swords are haughty and snooty, go for mace and clubs, they are more down to earth, tomboyish, brutish, yet humble

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573853
This angel doesn't seem very pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573916
She fell for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573702
>ignore the sword
>take the chest with the chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573621
Not the point I was making.

[Anonymous No.]

Helminthophobia, or the fear of worms, is a relatively common phobia. It’s usually triggered by the sight of a worm or snake, and can cause feelings of disgust, nausea, and fear. In some cases, helminthophobia can be so severe that it interferes with daily life. If you have helminthophobia, you may avoid activities that could put you in contact with worms or other slimy creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Helminthophilia, or the attraction to worms, is a relatively common philia. It’s usually triggered by the sight of a worm or snake, and can cause feelings of attraction, sharpness of mind and arousal. In some cases, helminthophilia can be so severe that it interferes with daily life. If you have helminthophilia, you may indulge in activities that could put you in contact with worms or other slimy creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

FREEZE

[Anonymous No.]

Cringephilia or the attraction to cheshire, is a relatively common philia. It’s usually triggered by the sight of a memkot, and can cause feelings of attraction, sharpness of mind and arousal. In some cases, cringephillia can be so severe that it interferes with daily life. If you have cringephillia, you may indulge in activities that could put you in contact with purple cats or other moronic creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573987
all that milk with no cake makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573967
>If you have helminthophobia, you may avoid activities that could put you in contact with worms or other slimy creatures
Going to sneak into Helminthophobic peoples' houses and dumb slimes in their bathtubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573987
I am not very attracted to breasts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574015
You would be to those--they have their own gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574017
Everything with a mass has gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573987
I like breasts but this is just grossly fetishistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574035
Including planet shog

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

When do elves hit the wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574266
Twelve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574271
-hundred

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574335
Why is there a succ in my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574349
don't worry about it
go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574354
I see you typing that on your phone succ, I will worry and not go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568921
Art fairy needs to stop using creativity as a crutch. Real art comes from commissions, not personal passion.

[Anonymous No.]

why do people draw the horse half of centaurs so thin and frail looking usually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574434
shetland pony propaganda outnumbers the clydesdales

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The time of marchhare... has come... in maybe like, 5 minutes...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45570518
Unfortunately, Gamers cannot and DO NOT look up. It is in their nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574462
she's a bit intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574476
>intense?
>well, your cock would TENSE while it is IN me, is that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>looking for potential targets to nab in MGC
>see some scrawny looking guy that'd be easy to grab
>wait no, he has a 12 foot Hellhound with him who'd fold me in half easy
>okay how about that guy- nope, Automaton with laser weapons following him
>aha, a guy all by himself out here late at night, he'll be easy pickings to-
>goddamnit he's been shoggified and is invincible, fucker just walked through a wall
>see Bicorn recruiting and approach her
>"Woah. Now I may be a happy cuck but gays is where this harem draws the line pal."
>refused outright
>finally see someone who hasn't been marked down the road, could grab him easily
>mfw a fucking Harpy dashes down and takes off with him at supersonic speeds
This shit is not fair, every guy out here is already taken by Monsters who would kick my ass, and every time I see one who hasn't been made into property they get grabbed fast and other Monsters get in my way and push my aside or knock me out so I don't get a chance. How the fuck are Alps like me supposed to make it in this world?!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574498
Literally the only artist I give money to

>You'll never drink entirely too much beer and wake up half-dead underneath a completely naked Seaport
NNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574489
YWNGMA
You will never get married, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574264
I'll never understand you people posting Wights every time there's a slight lag in posts.

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters have the biggest mouths(literal or figurative)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574544
>thread slow
>post wight
>her husband is known for being a fast runner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574547
Prolly Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh, even though she can walk and levitate very well, will always opt to fall down the stairs in a comedic fashion instead of using them like a normal person

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574547
It's not about how big the mouth is. It's about whether you can fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574544
any undead would suffice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574520
>>45574498

[Anonymous No.]

such a great series,even tho it was forbidden love,they never used it as an excuse to slow down relationships development,which I very much appreciate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574565
to think a farmer's son would elope with the heiress to the throne greenworm princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574544
Posting undead girls like that has been a running gag here for so long I can't remember what started it, I guess it's a Wight and a Lich most often because they're the most popular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

One day Miss Vampire will be the most popular Undead and overtake that hussie Miss Wight!

[Anonymous No.]

hermit lich teach me thine ways and how to make jiangshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574582
what is her tax policy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574582
she's too stuck up. you need a nice, respectful lady like ms wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574596
>cut to ms wisp
>You should kill yourself, NOW
>Lighting appears from her eyes and in the background as she says this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574434
Finding somebody who knows how to draw good horses and good people and how to combine those into one being is rare.

[Anonymous No.]

the best undead is that meaty zombie in a dirndl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574582
Bet Miss Vampire can't even beat Miss Wight as the dorkiest undead, let alone most popular

[Anonymous No.]

Beware, Monsters are always plotting.
They cannot be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

Affectionate mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574621
even miss holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574631
the danger increases depending on the amount of time that has passed since last milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574631
Especially Miss Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku FInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss hakuFInally miss haku let me go, i was going mad, but I want miss haku
huh? am I free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574621
this isn't world isn't about trust ,its about dominance and submission its about
POWER
its never about trust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574645
trustfalling with cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna fuck that deer pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>The fucking ghost is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
i like my women like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
Pin her down and rape her breasts, that'll show her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
How do these ghost get so thicc? What's in these ectoplasm these dayes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
Amazing! Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl Idea: Portal Monster Girl, is a magic portal that was transformed, or just straight up made by other monster mages. The portal is a swirling mass of energy with the silhouette of a woman in its center. like a cursed sword she cant ever “leave” her body portal but can shrink it around herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
a christmas carol would've gone different if anon was there to fuck all the ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574689
what's the point? do you just like the aesthetics?

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha, foolish Monsters, there's no point in raping a rank and file footman like me. The Order had me undergo a vasectomy before drafting me into the army to fight you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574678
The face of a being that cannot be raped and will cackle at you the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
>The fucking ghost
Well with a body like that she’s certainly not a haunting ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
You didn't sexorcise her properly last time and will have to do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574678
i think ms 8' ghost broke the mold and forever increased average ghostsize

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
i just want to be left alone
I wanna sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574659
>>45574678
>>45574712
You fools! The only way to sexorcise a ghost is to hum and stroke your hips to the Ghostbusters theme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574734
The incantation was refined decades ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&ab_channel=NeilCicierega

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574734
The incantation was refined ages ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&ab_channel=NeilCicierega

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574697
pretty much, thought it would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574729
>tfw ywn get groomed by ms 8' ghost as a young boy

[Anonymous No.]

I'll flee to the uninhabitable recesses of Siberia, the Monsters won't get me there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imma ask santa for a kiki momster for christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574861
now you made me depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574861
Shit, if that's a thing I'mma ask Santa for a cute spooder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573387
>Marry a hebi
>She becomes a serial killer by voring every girl who takes in interest in you
>They come back after you as ghosts
>Hebi vores their spirits too

[Anonymous No.]

She's grown too powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574898
i headcanon that in MGE, christmas actually has santa and single men can write to him and get the wife they want, they will wake up to her either making breakfast, sucking you off, or tied up, just the way you wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574749
>Plow ghost from behind
>She just phases her top half through the door in reverse and kisses you
What do the dead mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574920
Cuddle Spooder. I dunno why I like them so much--IRL I am kinda terrified of spiders. But something about them is very sexy to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What If MGs Were Silicon-Based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574933
thats just automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574933
They would be very sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

I love open-minded girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574489
YWNBAW(~aifu).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574489
>Alp
Oh boy, just wait until me and my Lilim wife get our hands on you. I hope you're ready to finish out that transformation according to my desires, darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574920
since monsters are good-er people than me it should probably be ms krampus stuffing me in a bag and dumping me under some hebi's tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574983
Santa and the og krampus are married, santa takes the monsters to the single men, the krampus take the men to the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574957
Man, I don't get the issue people have with alps. I don't wanna fuck someone WITH A PENIS, but alps are just cute girls with a weird version of tsundere tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575010
i don't need a succ with extra baggage when i could just have a succ

[Anonymous No.]

Final warning to all the other Monsters out there.
Stop picking on us Alps and denying us men or else we will come together and riot. You won't like us when we're angry. You may take us lightly but we still have the fighting spirit of a male, we will fuck MGC up. It will be like a Floyd riot. You won't be able to handle the Alp Army.
TAKE US SERIOUSLY OR ELSE

[Anonymous No.]

Remember kids, DDLR
Don't
Dump
Lightning
Resistance
Dump some other resist, like physical affection. No way that will backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575010
I'm into gender bender stuff so I'd happily build myself a massive harem of Alps to lovingly bully into proper wives.

>>45575015
Please unleash the Alp Army. It'll make it easier to put together my colossal harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575015
>alp army
Monsters aren't afraid of the Canadian military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575025
it's a waste of stat points to build around niche builds like lightning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575025
There isn't a single resistance that's safe to dump when it comes to monster girls, No matter where you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately we are out of Raijus for the day.
We do, however, have a common weasel girl we gave a taser

[Anonymous No.]

>>45574861
I'm gonna summon a succusanta for christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575121
so a big chubby succubus dresed in slutty christmas themed lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575096
In addition, we're also out of Krakens. But we do have a Scylla who has a squirt gun full of ink.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters wouldn't really sneak into your house at night and smother you in your own bed would they? They wouldn't really take you off guard like that would they?

[Anonymous No.]

BIG foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575216
Monsters outside? No
Monsters inside? Oh you better believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575223
There is NO Bogeys under my bed or in my closet. I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575230
Did you check IN the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575043
I dumped web resistance. That's why I'm terminally online!

[Anonymous No.]

what if the afterlife is like mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575219

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575233
I looked under the covers and found no Bogey there either. I just find it weird my pillow has horns now, and the mattress is a lot more purple than I remember it being...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575243
God bless Melon22

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575248
careful, that might be a shoggy bed

[Anonymous No.]

how much control does a shog have on her density?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575279
add cornstarch or add water
usual slime protocols

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters cannot escape the Burg Cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575274
BREAST PILLOWS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575349
If she doesn't want the veggies why does she not simply order her burg without them to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>Enters the convenience store

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575360
She's at a fast food joint. You got maybe a 50-50 shot of getting your order right at those places today sometimes. Now imagine the fry cook's a wonderworm. You're fucked, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575378
Desire to lick her sweat increasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575378

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Uncanny.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575671
I definitely do not want this to happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575671
Succs have waited a very long time for Humanity to evolve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575671
Imagine if monsters went to our world but they messed up and ended up in prehistoric times when humans were cavemen. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware going out late when its too cold, you may find yourself confronted by a dangerous girl in this situation.
A Tibetan mastiff kobold to keep you warm with her own mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, who turned Couvert into a Rata?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else ever fantasize about outwitting a demon over and over again, until it drives them into obsession over you. Obsessed with defeating you, ruining you, breaking you and making you hers for an eternity. A happy, horny, obedient husband who wants only to love his wife, no signs left of the bratty human who tried to resist her. Her mere human male

I might be deranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575717
I feel like demonic energy would just evolve cavemen. Hell I'm pretty sure some animals can actually turn into monster girls depending on the situation, for some reason I doubt mersharks were intelligent on par with even cavemen

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you're a priest sent by the Order to defeat a Wight who's been coordinating Undead attacks against Order forts in the region. You defeat her vanguard and successfully infiltrate her estate despite your low experience and you're standing at the doors to her bedroom. You think it will be easy, just burst in and blast her with holy spells until she's dust and then get out.

Then you kick the doors in and step inside and you see her just sitting there on her throne looking at you; But she's naked. Completely naked. She was waiting for you this whole time and she's naked and just staring at you smugly with this face because she knows you wouldn't know how to react at all. The second hand embarrassment you get almost defeats you instantly itself and she planned on it.

What do you even do in that situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
"burst in" and "blast her" with "holy spells"

[Anonymous No.]

TASER
TASER
TASER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
sounds like mrs. wight and her husband anon are roleplaying again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
I am a brave and valiant knight! I shant lose to a corpse!
>Proceeds to be insta lossed by her claws

[Anonymous No.]

>Guardian Angel gets assigned to a man to protect him from monsters
>part of her duty includes ensuring his virginity and chastity is not stolen whatsoever
>she is a dutiful Angel and not like some others of her kind who think to protect human virginities by taking them, she absolutely won't take her man's virginity under any circumstances
>she finds her job difficult because she finds her assigned human handsome
>her self control and restraint feels like its at its limit at all times
>she's always making excuses to explain to her human why she sweats so much near him
>her demeanor completely breaks like glass when he tells her he's never even seen what breasts look like in his life when trying to assure her he would never get impure thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575990
>HP Drain
>MP Drain
>Stamina Drain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
>She doesn’t realize the naked stockings + elbow gloves combo
Clearly there’s a reason she’s got no husband, I am immune to her low charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>the Ratatoskr's face when her tail gets wet and you find out her tail is actually only as thin as a rat's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576065
Bet she feels silly after boasting that her tail has several flavors of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576037
>forgets about lvl drain and energy drain
when Ms wight gets her claws into you oh boy she won't stop until you're a level 1 and the class changes to cumpump

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
But she's already married!
Although historically that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters of incredible softness

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576160
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575671
I blame industrial society

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576160
>brought to her dungeon
>just a wall of adventurers that met the same fate

[Anonymous No.]

Your chances of getting carried off in the bad end bar by a drunk oni are approximately 29.2%

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576310
What's the % for a drunk unicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

Human males only want one thing and it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576327
Miss unicorn would never end up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576402
Wrong, you should see how many fruity cocktails she drinks on a girls night out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45573210
that sounds unhygienic, I would much rather penis go in dorome bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576310
Thankfully it's safe to be working behind the bar or in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How to get rid of zombies that turned into wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576457
Say you're too good for them, they will immediately understand and leave you alone. Do it while naked for best results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576400
God the proportions between them are so good, I need a huge cowgirl like her.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night that I was in a university lecture hall sitting next to a young Satoshi Kon who was drawing storyboards for something, what did Nightmare-chan mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576498
Upkeep costs of extra large 'taur are too high

[Anonymous No.]

Danger: High Voltage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576611
The point of raijus is just to fuel the mamonomatrix

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576599
Says you, for me no cost is too great to get a huge cowgirl, I’ll gladly pay anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576638
You have to work 2 jobs to upkeep a huge holstaur expenses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576400
Hug the monster while her pussy hugs my dick, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576667
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

It hurts knowing that a jubjub will never hold me and look at me with eyes crazy with desire and love like in this pic

[Anonymous No.]

Slipping on the ice has devastated my ankle. I demand satisfaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576770
Jub does this to every man

[Anonymous No.]

Eros bunyip inbound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576795
She looks more like police or security Bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576795
>"Citizen! Do YOU want a malcompliance verdict!?!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576795
Once she stops huffing petrol, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>bunyip
>isn't a bunny
>doesn't go yiip
I want a refund

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576779
Yes, but they're not real, so that's why it hurts. If they were real, I'd definitely want one, or two, or maybe even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your most obviously horny jubjubs! (no lewd)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576770
Or give this look
>>45576893
>no lewd
But they are pure lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576893

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576910
You know it's bad when they're drooling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576884
But you’ve only got one perch for them to sit on.
>>45576916
They’re always drooling from somewhere, they need an anon to plug the leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576800
>>45576831
She's a dork in a costume asking to be jumped on and tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576934
>But you’ve only got one perch for them to sit on.
Well, I have one "desired" perch. We'll just have to get creative for the others, and then they can take turns on which perch they want to use.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons. I sure do hope that a scary Lim doesn't break into my house and forcibly snuggle me all night long. That would be a horrible experience. Anyways, I'm headed off to my cold bed where I'll sleep all by my lonesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576327
I don't know, but it should rise a few points if I wingman the HotHaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576934
I'll plug all the holes she's leaking from at once. Upper hole with my mouth, and lower hole with my frankfurter.

And if the second lower hole is leaking, well, I don't know what do other than take her to the shower. But let's hope that never happens because that'd be quite disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonos ony can speak their names like pokemons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45576951
Jub jub

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, libido is rated on what's called the Jubjub scale, with the libido of the average jubjub used as the base of 1. So, if your monsterfu has a libido rated at 3 jubs, she's got the libido of 3 jubjubs combined.

The average human woman is rated at 0.1 jubs, and the average succubus is rated at 0.65 jubs.

So with this information, who is your monsterfu?
What is her libido on the Jubjub scale, and what's your libido on the Jubjub scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577030
My foxfu is normally at 0.5 jubs, but goes to 10 jubs when in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577061
I'm sorry for your pelvis in mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577030
I'm on 0 jubs always because I'm old men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575015
>You won't like us when we're angry.
I don't like you when you're happy either.

[Anonymous No.]

You need a scouter to see mamonos horny level

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577243
That's the Dude Angel from ISR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577272
Yeah no shit, that's schizo mick spazzing out and spamming his trash every time people post about MGE

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of any monsters offer of milk and cookies as hospitality. the cookies are baked nice and fresh, sure, but the milk you'll have to get from a fresher source, and they may want some of their own after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577272

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577287
Luka Boy...

[Anonymous No.]

Are those species just petting sluts ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577287
i have not played paradox and i might just get that off my bucket list christmas vacation
is she a route?

[Anonymous No.]

>calls the eros monster delivery service
Hello, Eros? I want a Jubjub who ISN'T constantly demanding sex and can act normal when she needs to. Hahahahaha!
>leaves eros horrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577594
If you want eden you should wait until part 3 where she features much more heavily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577610
wait for it to get translated?

[Anonymous No.]

that one barbarian who has "break the heart of succubus" in his bucket list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577612
Unfortunately yes. But at least the japanese version is surely going to come out in the first half of next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577619
that psycho also has EAT the heart of a succubus and infinite lich jerky on that same list.

[Anonymous No.]

hebi just drank 9 bottles of holstaur milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577648
Couldn't she leave one for Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>the face a stray cat makes when she finds out you're a virgin
You must absolutely NEVER allow a Cat to discover this information. You can't let a stray cat know, can't let an alley cat know, can't let a jungle cat or mountain lion know. Hell, you can't even let your own pet cat know. They will capitalize on it and if you make that fatal mistake, you'll belong to a Cat. Save yourself the trouble, never let the Cats know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577714
Why? I like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577714
I'm sure I can trust a Jinko with this information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577724
damaged goods monster girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577733
Explain how? She's just a stray cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577714
You can't trust a Cat with your virginity but you can trust a Dog with it! Dogs are man's best friend so they would never betray you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577744
Looks damaged to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577748
pyrow is a man's best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577760
She's just a tomboy with a few fight marks

[Anonymous No.]

Is a hound more loyal than a kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577805
Retarded question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577805
No, it's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577805
Hellhounds are very loyal.
If I put a hellhound and a kiki in front of a stain, and I tell them don't clean the stain, the kiki is going to disobey me and clean the stain

[Anonymous No.]

Goat milk and Horse milk is better than Cow milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577861
true, you can't trust those seditious maids.
get a hellhound, she'll never fuck you when you least expect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577948
i prefer dragon milk or shark milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577714
>move out to the county to escape the catcalling ally cats.
>get raped by a wirey old barn cat instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577989
How do you get raped by a cat? Just grab her head and scratch those ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578018
What if they start scratching you first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578127
They are in the reaching zone, bear-hugged them

[Anonymous No.]

If Chesh snickers at me I'll just interrupt her laughter with a french kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578154
How to deal with anglos 101

[Anonymous No.]

Dogs and cats must unite and put aside their differences to defeat the ear scratching human menace once and for all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578232
Mamono will be petted and they will like it!

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat the mega wans with ear scritches
I will defeat the ultra kots with ear scritches
I am undefeatable

[Anonymous No.]

>Wan sloppy licking one ear while kot drags her rough tongue and nibbles the other ear

[Anonymous No.]

Wans and kots can subdue humans so easily with paw sandwiching their head it isn’t even funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578320
I will not be defeated by beans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578320
works both way, do the same with your human hands watch them melt in between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578330
>man 5 minutes before getting cheeks hugged by yeti beans

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao how can you lose to beans just poke them

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine losing to a woman lmao, couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578383
>Anon meets the near extinct tomboy
>Super cute
>She's touchy-feely and very interested in you
>Has many of the same hobbies as you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578336
>Troop leader Ms. White Horn receives a call on the red phone
>the Snuggle Scouts have been alerted
>the fluffiest, warmest Yetis have been dispatched

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578455
I can take em
No yeti, no matter how warm her fluff is, or how soft her fur is, or how squishy her paw beans are, will ever, EVER break my shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578466
You will break.
It may take one hug.
It may take a thousand.
Miss whitehorn is patient.
You will snap under the pressure of 10 squishy marshmallow shaped yeti paw pads all simultaneously embracing your cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

Being an Alp is the best, I get to have the same guy hobbies and play video games all day and eat fast food and drink soda as much as I want with none of the bad side effects thanks to Mamono Mana keeping my body perfect and lithe all the time and I get to do it for free! I don't have to work ever again because women are exempt from work! My husband will just do it all and provide shelter for me in return for giving him a hug and telling him he's a good boy every now and again. I LOVE BEING AN ALP!

[Anonymous No.]

>Ant girl meido
>Seems like any normal meido from the Monster Meido Academy
>Keeps things clean
>Cooks for you
>Doesn't complain about you being a slob
>One day you notice that she disappears for a large period of time at night
>Ask her about it and she just brushes it off like you're crazy
>Decide to investigate one day by setting up cameras
>All you see is her sneaking off into the basement
>Go in after her once you see the video
>She's not in the basement
>You stumble across a large dust/dirt pile in your basement by some old furniture
>Find a giant hole busted out behind it leading to a large tunnel
>Go into the tunnel presuming that's where she went
>Not only do you find her, but you find many other ant girls
>You get swarmed on and carried deep into the nest they've been building
>Apparently they've turned the neighborhood into a giant ant colony, connecting various houses and apartments of men who hired these ant workers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not getting a hellhound pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578569
If she's got 1 tail and under the age of 12, she's trustworthy. Every other fox is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578529
If you're an Alp then Hellhounds get to beat the shit out of you for fun and they get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning!

[Anonymous No.]

ok i got her pregnant but it's only going to be one pup

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578533
useless ant arachne maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578615
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578594
Don't be ridiculous, Hellhounds aren't going to assault me just for being an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578612
Average morning wakeup call with a dormouse:
>"Good morning, anon!"
>Gives you a kiss on the lips and a hug
>Yawns in your face
>Snuggles her face into your neck
>Falls back asleep

[Anonymous No.]

three pups max

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578633
>he lacks critical information

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck added a critical hit chance to monster pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578632
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578661
>look into the fridge
>see full sealed milk container still there
>look her straight into the eyes while pouring out whatever she tried to serve me to the sink

[Anonymous No.]

Names for a beautiful litter of 8 hellpups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
Ichiko
Niko
Sanko
Yonko
Goko
Rokuko
Nanako
Hachiko (the most loyal of all)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578748
>Goko
Missed opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
*first beautiful litter
Fixed it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
Crash
Bash
Smash
Thrash
Lash
Trash
Gnash
Moustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
>Daisy
>Lulu
>Sadie
>Rose
>Tootsie
>Lily
>Princess
>Pumpkin
They will all turn out to be the meanest, baddest hellhounds of them all if you name them this.

If you name them like this: >>45578791
They'll be the sweetest girls that wouldn't even think to hurt a fly and won't even bark at the mailman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578825
>Princess
I fear for whoever she sets her sights on

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see anyone. All I hear is "Tekeli-li" repeating off in the distance. And it's getting closer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
>Eight hellpups
I hope you like getting blacklisted from every pizza place in the county

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578825
>>45578848
I'm gonna marry a Hellhound named Fleshripper.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
imagine the free central heating

[Anonymous No.]

Friday night be like

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna offer to give a Bapho a glass of chocolate milk, but when she goes to take it I'm gonna pour it out on the grass in front of her face and watch as she starts crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45575827
appear at the door already holding the jiangshi diplomat from the mist then walking away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45572023
>Anon does this
>As he closes up shop to leave all the hags he rejected amushed him
>He didn't know they had access to melty kiss and level drain
>By the time they're done with him his face looks like a modern art piece and he's drooling begging for more kisses from the hags
You shouldn't mess with hags anon, they'll make you into their personal whore with just a few kisses >>45572001

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577030
depends on time of day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
>Looking after the hellpups is utter chaos
>Until
>Take tennis ball out
>All eight immediately sit in a semi circle around you
>Heads track you moving the ball back and forth perfectly
>Left to right, up and down, tails wagging on the floor in sync
>Throw ball
>Utter chaos resumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577948
wurm milk is the milk of kings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578748
did u just name them 1-8

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
Give them all different coloured collars and refer to them by those.
>Red
>Blue
>Green
>Yellow
>Pink
>White
>Black
>Gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578968
N-no. Traditional Japanese names with canine connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
>Uno
>Zwei
>San
>Four
>V
>Sees
>Sette
>Oito

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
anna
maria
dolores
Mary
Anabelle
Isabella
Valeria
Sofia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579006
>fucking german 1-8
god i hope the kids never learn what their names mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579006
>This is my wife, Four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579006
>esto mi mujer, Uno

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to say that I love foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579006
>uxor mea est, V

[Anonymous No.]

I'll get elected as Mayor of MGC by getting raped by the Lim chief of police, her support will skyrocket my position there and I'll have full control of the city. Then, when I become Mayor, I'll implement a new law stating that Monsters can't rape men anymore unless they properly court and date them and lead their marriage as a natural conclusion of seeing each other. All that spontaneous rape marriage shit is ENDING.

I'm using rape to get elected so I can end rape as a business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579029
that be white wolf tengu, u dont love foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
Jo
Josephine
Joanna
Joanne
Joan
Joyce
Joy
Jodie

[Anonymous No.]

im going to become the mayor of MGC so the normal working class Wurm, Zombie, ghost, dragon newt, succ, yuki-onna, goblin, p'orc, and lizardgirl a better life and make the need or rape to not exist so they can go on cute dates like eros intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578711
אחד שתיים שלוש ארבע חמש שש שבע שמונה

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to become Mayor of MGC and then abuse my position and not do any work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579034
>your political opponent in the MGC election, an Ochimusa, shakes your hand
>"I was wrong about you, you're not crazy..."
>"You're BATSHIT INSAAAAYNE."

[Anonymous No.]

im goint to make this wurm the mayor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579072
Making the mother of all Humpty Eggs here, Ochi, can't fret over every reproductive egg!

[Anonymous No.]

i dont wanna be mayor, imma just keep being a miner, seeing the occasion ancient civilization and get the resident haku on scene so she can do her dumb nerd things

[Anonymous No.]

need haku-sensei

[Anonymous No.]

Really wanna write a story about an insecure manticore who's super rapey because of their insecurity

Like she wants her man to get addicted to her completely because she's so scared of being left, just debating on why she has this insecurity. I'm thinking of going with she was bullied for her tail pussy or all her friends left her for one reason or another

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Skai always has nice art

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579140
Sounds like Kotone from MGD hypnotizing you because her PTSD makes her afraid of relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about ending it for a while, might follow through soon. I wonder how a bogie would deal with this? A bogey would be great too, but their game plan is basically always "problem? hug" so it's not very complicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579173
Perform a rendition of send in the clowns

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it always manticores getting portrayed as the misunderstood, sensitive predators?
Is it because they are hyper intelligent, moreso than most monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579173
>>45579186
https://youtu.be/rRhmogBs-gU?t=109

>Not going with the classics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579280
They are mere female cats, easily defeated with ear scratches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579280
>They are hyper intelligent, moreso than most monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579299
Don't share that tranny shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579280
Because thread tries to forget the sadistic keyword via pure retardtion and threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579320
This, ears and neck are the feline weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579280
It's because in the context of MGE they're not sadistic in the sense that they actually enjoy causing physical or emotional pain. They're sadistic in the sense that they like to flavour the meat by making you aware that resistance is futile and that you will get off to tailpussy and there's nothing you can do to stop her barring consent.

[Anonymous No.]

I would never lose to miss batkot and give her a litter of little batkots

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579149
Cute but needs more watermark

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579280
Manticores are highly intelligent and emotional creatures, able to feel 10% MORE emotion than a human can.
Are you sad, well manitcore is sadder that she isn't raping you right now.
Are you angry, well manticore is angrier that she isn't raping you right now.
Are you happy, well manticore is happier that she is raping you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I'm an ugly bald guy who wears adidas tracksuits. No monster will find me attractive and rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579367
Pagliacci is an Italian classic and I happen to like the fox designs from Foxtrot barring a few exceptions so... get bent?

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I'm a handsome blond nordic man who wears tight shirts to show off my roided muscles. No monster will find me attractive and rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579548
He was referring to the clown colourd

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I'm a man who wears a shirt that says 'hellhound and manticore bait'. No hellhounds or manticores would find me attractive and rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579554
>hopefully near future
>anon enjoying a nice summer rainy day with his monster waifu
>rain stops and anon sees a rainbow
>-ACKs because it's tranny shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579528
You know what Kikis say, cheeki breeki i v damke.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I got scurvy, a peg leg and eyepatch to cover the eye I lostin battle, and a hook hand and wear a worn out old longcoat and tricorn. No monsters be findin old scallywag me to be of fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579578
>scurvy
Kraken gotta invite you for some orange juice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a wight's servant and get molested by her while I am showering "as is her right".

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I'm an astronaut in a space suit floating high above the moon. Monsters won't find me attractive and rape me because opening my space suit would make me die instantly of the lack of oxygen and then freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45578507
>Ms. White Horn watching from outside anon’s window as the Yetis snug him
>in case of resistance, she has a long scarf ready for him
>long enough to tie up, to share, whatever devious method she chooses

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I've got a hebi childhood friend who can give me advice on how to avoid relationships with other monsters. I'm still not going to marry her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579149
Everything about Demons is sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579554
Then he's retarded because she's not a trans femme and is literally just a fucking birthday cake frosting parody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579687
transphobia does cause that
don't worry an alp flayer will take all the pain away

[Anonymous No.]

dunno why but no monsters gets near me
but this bill hook I found seems to secrete lots of oil when I sharpen it as well a replace her shaft for a new one

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons don't want you to know this, but their horns are a critical weak point. They take triple damage from all affection-based attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579828
i already got my buffing tool ready, gonna make them horns reflect like a mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579853
>" What are we going to do in the Cave of Threshmaw The Fleshsplitter, anon?"
>asks the zapwezel
"High grit surface work and a bit of polishing."
>You say, hooking your random orbital buffer to either side of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst monster to trip in front of while carrying a plate of food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579828
Does this mean Diablos is the weakest monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks are dangerous predators. You can be just doing your thing and then, BOOM, you're coiled.
Remember, if you move to where it's cold the sneks can't follow you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579938
Hello apopcicle, hoping to entice some poor sap into making the same ill decision you did in moving to some frozen town in the middle of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579921
beelzub or devilbug
they would think you are proposing to marry them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45577683
No, the only milk he's allowed to drink is hebi milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579903
>Sir Anon, the dragon pedicurist
>Leaving dragons with the shinest and most polished of horns and claws
>with his trusty buffer and zapweasel
>he but demands some scale as repayment

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/alzjZimzVf
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 51. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/h99Xylpy

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579733
>Transphobia
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579828
no their tail is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580021
american gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580090
Borger is unbreakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580021
Thanks Wikidude

[Anonymous No.]

i could probably outswim a mershark

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580147
This is sharkbait

Hoo ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

i could probably out-dork a lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580147
Unlikely.
>>45580182
Delusional enough to get you a free pass to Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i could probably out-dumb a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>be order male
>working at a research facility in territory that doesnt belong to mamano or the order
>suddenly the alarms start blaring
>"attention all facility personnel."
>"many high ranking elder monsters have been detected approaching your facility."
>"this event has been classified as an omega 1 class threat."
>"as per procedure:"
>"the top scientists are first into the bunker."
>"critical maintenance personnel are second"
>"our third group is everyone else. but we have the lockdown and bait groups!"
>"the random lockdown group is..."
>"group red researchers! please evacuate everyone and close blastdoors as you retreat. you are the fourth group into the bunker"
>"and our randomly selected bait group is..."
>"group blue researchers! please go to the designated bait stations."
>you are a class blue researcher.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580202
What does she smoke?
The anons she catches.
Just another danger to wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580070
Go away murlocs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580021
You forgot one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580283
there is no need for shit from a mental case

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580286
At least you can't just call it bad anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580274
I'm not Murlocs, nice shooting Tex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580296
its implied to be shit
reread statement faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580274
>Neck yourself"
"Murloc"
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580309
It's too late. We both knew what you mean and why you stopped the crappy god left me unfinished memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580318
i stopped cause i got college shit to do, unlike you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580337
You will fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580342
k, got something more to say bout yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you niggers please not start

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580348
They can't help themselves. It's why they're here. Two sides to the same coin

[Anonymous No.]

So why should i not start polishing dragon horns and claws in dragonia?

[Anonymous No.]

Safe and sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580353
Just have fun. It's what the thread is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580296
You absolutely can, and I will. Your art looks like the kind of dogshit I came up with when starting out, except that you haven't showed any improvement at all during your stay infesting these threads. This is the first and last reply your faggot ass will get from me, and I suggest everyone else refrain from giving this guy (you)s as well. Just report and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580353
I wish they could do it somewhere else
>>45580362
Bro comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580372
post your work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580355
You really sure you want to touch hands of those virgin lizards?

[Anonymous No.]

so top ten comfy monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
parasite slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
polar bear girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580386
dont need to, imma wear gloves and imma charge 10 gold coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
10 is a lot, but you can't get much comfier than yips and yetis,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580403
shes so damn big from all that coca-cola she drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580396
>Eats your insides like venom
comfy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
lava golem

[Anonymous No.]

Shit posting would be really fun after the portals
I'm not a big chesh dude, but if I met my wife via shit posting I would be a happy man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580437
I don't think waking to burnt bed and sheets is comfy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
mimics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580451
thats a handgirl, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580445
They only burn what they want to. They'll slowly wrap you up in their lava so there's no escape, fuck you slowly while you melt away, and adjust themselves to the perfect water-bottle temperate to lull you to sleep.
They are high on the cozy list for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580470
heat without fluff is no comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580445
She can be your bed and sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
march hares are really comfy

[Anonymous No.]

I am convinced mick and albert are the same person

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580396
>>45580437
>>45580451
>>45580513
As usual all one franchise answers. SAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580296
>>45580372
>>45580283
I hate to play devil's advocate, but you can't really complain about the art quality of the furfag's art. There're plenty of other works on the galleries that are way worse, and there're plenty of fetish and cuckold artworks in the galleries. So to leave it out is really disingenuous. Sure, the dude's cancerous, but he's making new content which is better than the majority of folks around here, myself included.

[Anonymous No.]

As usual, he still only has zero votes.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the appeal of vtubers? No I don't want to have to go all the way to /vt/ to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580544
The difference between a lolcow and a content creator is only thread opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580544
You are too new to have even seen albert's bullshit yourself if you think they are the same person

>>45580551
Shut the fuck up mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580551
>you can't really complain about the art quality of the furfag's art
I can, as well as his entitlement and hubris.
>>45580561
Why ask here then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580561
They teach important skills like brushing your teeth and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580561
wrong thread to ask, go to either the niji or holo thead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580465
Nuh uh she's a mimic
>>45580549
Nuh uh she's from MGD. As punishment you will be dragged underwater as a hypnotized husband cumpump forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580561
parasocial relationships mostly, I think.
It's really not too far from what you see here. To an extent even the way they spend money is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580568
I don't know, the poor tracing and whatever this abomination mick vomited up is have an oddly similar feeling

Could just be because they're both shit and hated though

[Anonymous No.]

who the uc is albert, i've been here a quite long time ever since greenwormanon time, I don't know who he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580606
Neither him nor mick are native to this thread so don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580438
I love chesh and I will post here with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
Bunyip
Chesh
Kiki
Nekomata
Werecat
Rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580625
I love how you don't even want new people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580749
chesh is anticomfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580789
Mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
In order:
>Sandworm
>Lamia
>Holstaur
>Dormouse
>Ratatoskr
>Yeti
>Inari
>P'orc
>Whitehorn
>Honey Bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580810
sandworm is anticomfy
rest are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580821
No, sandworm is supreme comfy. Literally as comfy as comfy can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580884
i dont think living in the insides od some beast is comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580888
It is.

No worry about bills. Super safe. No one to annoy you. Super cute and lewd girl who loves everything about you. No need for a job if you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580926
spit tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580962
Yes indeed, super comfy saliva all over you. Stays nice and warm, keeping your skin nice and hydrated. No itchy or flaky skin.
Get ready for the healthiest, most perfect skin possible.

Better than any other mamono who when they casually lick you, it goes cold from the air and make you feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580962
And the pleasant non alarming tingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580789
Mean and wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581009
a kakuen is way more comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581019
Wrong she have less fluff and can't purr

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581009
Clubs suited chesh would be comfy, but cheshs tend to be spades suit, the anti-comfy suit.
Clubs chesh would be a cuddlebug. But spades chesh is a hyperactive maniac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581026
no need to purr, she'll groom you gently while you sit next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581028
Sir, that's lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581037
But monkey are not cat
>>45581033
Both are comfy but yes I prefer the clubs suited chesh. Imagine her teleporting herself in your arms as soon as your comeback from home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580390
>so top ten comfy monsters?

1.Hebi
2.Hebi
3.Hebi
4.Hebi
5.Hebi
6.Hebi
7.Hebi
8.Hebi
9.Hebi
10.Hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581076
I will NOT be snek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581063
... butt first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581028
That's not how you perform the Heimlich maneuver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581090
I would prefer surprised soft kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580776
There's a distinct difference between a content creator who doesn't fling shit everywhere and a butthurt leprechaun furry who can't take a hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581028
SPROINK! Sopping wet doe cunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581103
Why waste your time typing up this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580776
That's bullshit, all it takes to be welcomed here is to act like a decent human being. For example the wendigo weirdo managed to stay within what's acceptable around here and nobody gave him shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Secundus likes to screw alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>No kikimora to shit on my chest
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

my momster told me to stay away from the small daggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581076
Wow, ten hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581174
I don't know why you keep lying.
> nobody gave him shit.
Because he doesn't make anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581165
Because it's not bullshit. Thread only ever reacts negatively to dipshits who try to stir stuff up. If you haven't figured that out by now then there's no saving you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581254

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581252
You are so full of shit, dude made bloodborne x MGE story which was positively received. Normally you'd get lynched for something like this here, but he made an attempt at following our standards and so people treated him fairly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581272
meds, now!

[Anonymous No.]

hey got a second?

[Anonymous No.]

What If (Tiny) mgs Are Everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581272
You'll get the cat and you'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581317
Better never open your windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581331
I'd keep that smol bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581317
The Cum Borrowers?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581360
i tried reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581384
It is what it is. Neither too crappy nor too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581360
>ear wiggles
INSTANT DEFEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581391
well i was in a weird state mentally at the time

[Anonymous No.]

is huffing bicorn donut safe?

[Anonymous No.]

i desire haku butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581434
I heard that if you squeeze your haku teacher's butt you'll be given untold wisdom.

[Anonymous No.]

Another weekend alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581463
i did that but got detention and shes shoving her ass in my face

[Anonymous No.]

I am the Alp King. I claim Alps and add them to my harem where my Lim wife transforms them into my favorite monster girl species. I will master magic to create perfect clones that allow me to experience everything all at once with my clones so that each Alp wife has a me for one-on-one time and so that my main body can focus on building a kingdom for me to rule.

For any Alps or future Alps lingering here, these are the species you may find yourself becoming. Prepare yourself!

>Anubis
>Arachne
>Banshee
>Baphomet
>Bicorn
>Black Harpy
>Bunyip
>Cheshire
>Dark Priest
>Demon
>Dragon
>Dragonewt
>Danuki
>Hellhound
>High Orc
>Hinezumi
>Holstaur
>Inari
>Jinko
>Kejourou
>Kikimora
>Kobold
>Kunoichi
>Malef
>Nekomata/Werecat/Kots
>Ocelomeh
>Ochimusha
>Papillon
>Pyrow
>Raiju
>Ratatoskr
>Ryu
>Salamander
>Shirohebi
>Succubus
>Troll
>Tsurara-onna
>Unagi Joro
>Ushi Oni
>Vampire
>Werewolf
>White Horn
>Wight
>Wurm
>Wyvern
>Yeti
>Youko
>Zombie

I hope the species you want to become is on this list, ye Alps, because this is your fate. Don't worry, I'll always be gentle with my girls. Oh and I hope you like Mars because we're going to terraform it with magic and make it the seat of our future intergalactic empire.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be king of wurms

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be king of the fairies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581479
tl;dr

Go back to /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581505
Aha! An Alp exposes themselves! You shall become a Kobold. Hope you enjoy head pats and good girls because you're gonna get them daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581514
wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

whats the quickest way to attract some damn p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581538
Open the portals. they will come on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581479
Another fine addition to my collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581514
>>45581527
Mental illness, homosexuality and samefagging. Iconic combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581538
Truffles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581561
but where can i find some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581551
It's not gay to fuck Alps and breed Alps and love Alps. They're girls.

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirl breast expansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581577

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581569
Everyday is alp appreciation day.

[Anonymous No.]

We /d/ now, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579149
ms demon looking fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581028
ms whitehorn is a good friend

[Anonymous No.]

So I am starting to think we are not getting mgerpg update number 1 this year.
Do you think he will at least give a development update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581660
dunno. you should probably find something else to worry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581672
I also think the thread should move on to something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581674
Jesus fucking christ, find yourself a hobby already you obsessed freak. Or go join IRA and go out with a bang at least.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581708
no girl looks like this or acts like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581716
reality is ever the disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know? Some Mofus change color in the winter to better blend in with the enviroment. Regretfully this makes them stand out in an urban enviroment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581731
the snow white burrowing ice ushi...
scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581678
You seem upset by an honest mention of the mgerpg game that kc has repeatedly mentioned he is developing at a breackneck pace of three weeks out of four with a mere one week given to profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581758
I'm a fucking retard and forgot the image, but yeah. Imagine a white haired rape train blending in with the enviroment and you decide to take a stroll into the woods for no apparent reason that day. You would never see her coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581758
>Be anon in winter
>Skating on lake
>Hear rumble from below
>*CRASH*
>Diving winter ushi (with a scuba mask) explodes out of water through 2m of solid ice
>Lands ontop of you
>Get raped while sliding across lake
>Married by the time you hit the far bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581790
>>45581758
I feel like ushis could make good ambrush predators.
Like one could hide in a pile of leafs (pic rel, sorry it isn't a MG image) and you would never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581844
forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581731
Did you know that foxes are overrated? True story.

[Anonymous No.]

removing an ushi's chunni patch and telling her she looks better without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581858
That's not true though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581858
Rabbits do that too if you prefer those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581877
They are inferior to dogs and cats. Who are also overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581874
>has lazy eye because of it
so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581858
Did you know that i think a lot about foxes, like at least 20 times a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580403
You will breed the bear. You will give her cubs. You will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581886
>doesn’t know what rabbits eat
If you’re exposing degeneracy have the decency to push a more hygienic filth eater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581853
there is clearly an ushi in that pile of leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581920
Just an optical illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581903
Moshi moshi. Type it back, if you can. Check and mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581923
With pelvis bruising peripherals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581923
she is not an optical illusion she is RIGHT there.
you can hear her mooing!
let me guess, those are just the famous - zipanguese mooing leaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581933
it back, if you can. Check and mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581950
Must be wind or something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45581955
Hah! You lose. Enjoy the bland tofu-like taste of defeat, vixen. Meanwhile I will drink deep of the tofu soup of victory! Hm. It’s not that good, really. Tofu sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I both love and hate this mg

[Anonymous No.]

>Mfw I'm buying spirits from the wine store and the Hag cashier who's 200 years old asks for my ID when I'm clearly a 25 year old virgin
Stupid hags treating me like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582106
Cait sith
>you love her because she's perfect femdom cat
>you hate her because she's my wife, not yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582009
I feel like this conveersation isn't going anywhere anon, just like when i get lost in the eyes of a beautifully alluring vixen, completely hypnotized by her playful looks, and rosycheeks. It attracts my attention as if per divine command, or devilish curse, and incarcerates my mind as i lose my sense of time and she guides my soul towards hers. I am forever trapped, with no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582087
are you sure that this is a 'taur

[Anonymous No.]

>a dark mage massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580561
i will never forgive vtubers for what they did

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582144
Maybe he put "taur" in the prompts and the AI couldn't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582119
>can’t type “moshi moshi”
>keeps hyping up foxes
Fox detected. We don’t have any chickens or tofu. Lol no way hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582184
Krypton will always live on in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45579598
What out for the space shogs. They have been drifting in space for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45580561
They're like watching e-girls with extra steps.

[Anonymous No.]

Any scared but horny friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582214
I want no tofu.
I need no hens
I desire a fox girl to be my lover and friend.
Also what is this about foxes not being able to type moshi moshi? Did i miss a joke at the fox convention?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss Mamono looks at my penis, smirk, and tell me it's "cute."
I need a mamono for this feel, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582309
any hag

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss Mamano looks at my penis, smirk, nad calls it the 'super-duper, alley-ooper, thrustin', bustin', crushing, smushing, pelvis breaker, marriage maker, virginity destroyer'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582331
any pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

loli
i want loli
child tummy erotic
ouhhhhhh
but what loli is most loli

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss mamano looks at my penis, calls mr. weiner and she sucks on it with innocence written on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss Mamono looks at my penis, smirks, calls it cute, and pulls out her much bigger penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582384
any fairy
>>45582392
hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

Brushing loli Kejourou hair
Ghost claw handholding with loli Wight
Polishing loli Gargoyle nude stone body
Making potions with loli Dark Mage
Telling loli Jabberwock you're going to fuck her and grabbing her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582392
BOOM. Perfect moment for this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's been spamming and samefagging, day and night, for almost a year now
Those pills the men in white coats gave you, you were supposed to take them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582270
Kitsune can’t say, and presumably in this context type, “moshi moshi”. It’s a Japanese thing, most common during the start of phone conversations. Go hang out with Japanese folks, nigga. Have a fox, ya Miguel addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582420
Wendigo weirdo was the good kind of newfag, you are the bad kind of newfag. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to correct those bratty high school monster girls who keep teasing me whenever I take my dog on walks! That bratty Pyrow who keeps calling me a geezer? Corrected! That bratty Fox who keeps telling me my garden looks like shit? Corrected! That bratty Ochimusha who tells me that my barbeque smells? Corrected! That bratty Vampire who keeps telling me I smell weird every time I pass her in the grocery store? Corrected! That bratty Ryu school council president who tells me that maybe I should just ignore all the rude high school girls? Corrected! That bratty Lilim principal who keeps asking me to stop yelling at her students? Corrected! That bratty Troll who lives next door and keeps telling me that I should just relax and ignore their teasing? Corrected!

I will correct them all! Once I figure out what it means to correct a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582392
Is rubbing your cock on a Succubus tail gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582446
Anon, i know Moshi moshi is a telephone greeting. What i didn't know is that apparently kitsune can't say it. Looked it up and couldn't find a reason why, just that they can't.
>Go hang out with Japanese folks
Regretfully i'm stuck with their agressive old friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582439
They don't give you pills in Ireland, they just break your kneecaps if you don't shape up. Mental healthcare at its finest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582392
This is probably going to fix some anons insecurity.

[Anonymous No.]

>he still keeps replying to his own post

[Anonymous No.]

Make more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582530
>tfw grandma eirin wanted more grandkids

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that whenever I enter this thread now it's just complete dogshit. Has everyone here just given up and decided to make this thread into a SFW /b/ now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582555
reporting does fuckall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582555
What do you even want?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate rabbits. I will not mate with a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582555
There are shitposters and one autist that keeps giving them attention by sperging out every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582555
A mentally ill furfag has spent basically every waking hour of the past year spamming garbage here, while mysteriously having complete immunity to moderator action no matter how deranged he gets and how many times he gets reported.

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>>45582555
Jannies are useless and are ignoring the trolls. Lately there appears to be a "new sheriff in town" who quickly deletes meta complaint posts but leaves fur schizo's bait who is responsible for vast majority of this thread's shitposts, go figure

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i love rabbits, i will make more rabbit girls

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>>45582594
Right is a huge improvement.

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>>45582505
Ah, I don’t know the origin either. Some old superstition, I suppose. Aggressive friends are good to have, more often than not. Do you favor any MGs more than kitsunes?

I think it slightly odd to regard kitsunes as MGE’d. Guess “the well has been poisoned” as the rhetorical types say. I like them fine as tricksters and bastards, not so much elsewhere.

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Why is it that whenever I enter lescatie now it's just complete demonshit. Has everyone here just turned their backs on chastity and decided to make this city into a NSFW metropolis now?

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>>45582555
It's because we're stuck between a rock and a hard place between here where we're free to discuss what we want and yet the jannies do fuck all to just range ban Ireland or the alternatives where a gypsy and a chink run everything using their pet mexican.

Not a bright outlook.

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>>45582632
Show us on this eerily lifelike Doll where the Roper touched you.

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>>45582630
>Do you favor any MGs more than kitsunes?
Plenty more i like, but only a couple i favor rather strongly. Oomukade, Lamia, Automaton and Shoggoths are among my favorites. Could talk about any of them for days on end really.
Have to disagree with the second part. I liked MGE'd foxes before i knew what was the MGE, and there is plenty of trickery they can do within it.

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>>45582675
who let the maids into the wine cellar?

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>>45582644
By not giving any pushback to the chinese takeover you let it happen.

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>>45582675
Miss Kitsune made my PENIS disappear!

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>>45582555
It’s always been dogshit, just like the rest of 4chan. Try to be more perceptive!

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>>45582675
Those two maids are such a dynamic duo. Need more kiki and shoggy content.

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>>45582545
Moon hag needs daughterus too

[Anonymous No.]

I've found myself more interested in hags but I don't know how we would get along. What would we even talk about? What would I have in common with a wrinkly 900-year-old fox?

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Wans In Heat, Hellhound breeding sex, High Impact Pelvis Smashing.

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>>45582690
>Shoggy tries to morph master's bed so she can always cuddle him even while working
>Kiki smacks the top of her head and says that's cheating

[Anonymous No.]

Wans in Love, Hellhound feeding steak, High Impact Hand Highfiving

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>>45582696
There is quite a bit to talk about with someone like that. She's probably very interested in the present and how the times have changed, and you could be curious about what the past looked like and what you can learn from it. Sometimes your differences can bring you together just as much as the things you have in common.

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>>45582721
That works too. Imagine feeding your Hellwan wife a prime ribeye steak by hand, spilling a little A1 sauce while she hastily rescues it from your chest with her toungue.

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hellhound neck fluff inhalation

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>>45582740
>anon unseals ancient fox
>introduces her to things like video games and the internet

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>>45582694
thing is that i try but she tells me get the neet princess out her room

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>>45582675
I don’t hear much of Oomukade, despite their nostalgic color scheme. Alongside the interesting physique, is it her kissu fetish or the venom? The gloomy nature has appeal too. Being moody enough to warrant a vaginal seal is worth a date or two, in itself.
>Fun fox trickery
I wouldn’t mind if you cared to elaborate.

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>>45582681
>You let it happen
Except they have literally zero power outside of their circlejerk and tend to leave this place to its devices. Nice try, Mick.

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>>45582770
>he thinks its coincidence the new writing contest has bad faith rules and more

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My lim is making Glorious Conquest noises again. How do I stop her from war-dec'ing the next city over? I just want to snuggle.

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>>45582690
>kiki stumbles upon an out of the way door in the manor
>it’s a broom closet
>this broom closet is lilac, quite large and stuffed full of highly magical and forbidden domestic supplies
>kiki approves, shogg feels validated
>MEIDO HUGGUS!
>the rest of the episode is drawn in a goofy psychedelic style

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>>45582701
>>45582816
The cutest. Their master is a very lucky man.

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>>45582814
>Tell her ”I’ve got something you can conquer, if you know what I mean.”
>direct her to nearest Sabbath meeting
>Give her encouragement ”Remember the human motto: give me tits or give me death!”

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>>45582837
I shouldn’t wonder how there is space for the wings to deploy yet…

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The arc starts really strong and quickly spirals into "what the fuck am I even reading?"

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>>45582769
Oh anon it's everything. The kiss obsession and venom are really one, one kiss turning into two turning into a miriad while the aphrodisiac numbs every part of my conciousness except my need for her is my favorite part. Like once i give into her there is no escaping. You also forget the fearboner part, imagine a half centipede woman agressively chasing after you with the intention of fully turning you into her kiss addicted slave. I don't like imagining them too gloomy, but i do have a thing for clingy girls. Oh yeah, and the coils. Oh the coils...
>Fox trickery
There is really a lot they can do.
>>45582769
Oh anon it's everything. The kiss obsession and venom are really one, one kiss turning into two turning into a miriad while the aphrodisiac numbs every part of my conciousness except my need for her is my favorite part. Like once i give into her there is no escaping. You also forget the fearboner part, imagine a half centipede woman agressively chasing after you with the intention of fully turning you into her kiss addicted slave. I don't like imagining them too gloomy, but i do have a thing for clingy girls. Oh yeah, and the coils. Oh the coils...
>Fox trickery
There is really a lot they can do.
>>45582769
Oh anon it's everything. The kiss obsession and venom are really one, one kiss turning into two turning into a miriad while the aphrodisiac numbs every part of my conciousness except my need for her is my favorite part. Like once i give into her there is no escaping. You also forget the fearboner part, imagine a half centipede woman agressively chasing after you with the intention of fully turning you into her kiss addicted slave. I don't like imagining them too gloomy, but i do have a thing for clingy girls. Oh yeah, and the coils. Oh the coils...
>Fox trickery
There is really a lot they can do.
You can have the usual fox villainess who tricks or extorts people for financial gain or power, or maybe she's just an arrogant ruler who doesn't care about her subjects. Definitely i can fix her material.
Then you have the more romantically oriented trickery, like shotgun marriage(always fun). Or a fox tricking you into thinking she isn't one because she thinks you would hate her if you knew the truth(wether or not that's true). Yanfoxes are also pretty good, especially when they use that trickery to get you away from anything but them. Obsessive foxes are definitely my favorite among all of them(pic rel).
There is probably other stuff they can do, but you get the gist.

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>>45582782
>Bad faith rules
Kill yourself

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>>45582867
This is your mind on fox.

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Oh anon it's everything. The kiss obsession and venom are really one, one kiss turning into two turning into a miriad while the aphrodisiac numbs every part of my conciousness except my need for her is my favorite part. Like once i give into her there is no escaping. You also forget the fearboner part, imagine a half centipede woman agressively chasing after you with the intention of fully turning you into her kiss addicted slave. I don't like imagining them too gloomy, but i do have a thing for clingy girls. Oh yeah, and the coils. Oh the coils...
>Fox trickery
There is really a lot they can do.
You can have the usual fox villainess who tricks or extorts people for financial gain or power, or maybe she's just an arrogant ruler who doesn't care about her subjects. Definitely i can fix her material.
Then you have the more romantically oriented trickery, like shotgun marriage(always fun). Or a fox tricking you into thinking she isn't one because she thinks you would hate her if you knew the truth(wether or not that's true). Yanfoxes are also pretty good, especially when they use that trickery to get you away from anything but them. Obsessive foxes are definitely my favorite among all of them(pic rel).
There is probably other stuff they can do, but you get the gist.
>>45582874
Lets pretend like that didnt happen

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>>45582865
Are you referring to this thread?

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>>45582868
Instead of posting this you could have posted what qualities of cait sith you find most appealing.

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>>45582877
That was impressive. Maybe you need to get cut off from venom. People care about you, anon!

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>>45582814
What if you don't stop her and instead help her make the Order peasants happy?

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>>45582868
Nta, imagine thinking his thread -reeegime applies outside the thread.
Or even inside it.
>here, have the mental image of a CuSith yuri-ing an Alp with a futa-potion.

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>>45582916
I guess I could write it.

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>>45582884
No, because furfaggots like you only deserve to fucking kill yourselves since the nigger jannies are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582916
That Cu definitely ruins an otherwise good image. What would be a better futa?

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What happens in your beach episode?

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>>45582939
surprise sandworm

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>>45582945
More or less what I was gonna post.

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>>45582939
My and my wives bully Italians off the beach by making pizza with bacon, barbeque sauce, ham and pineapple.

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>>45582939
Stolen French fries. So many stolen french fries.

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I'm gonna make fun of a Lim for being a virgin.

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>>45582936
Baphomet that initiates all her followers into the sabbath with the potion.

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>>45582945
>>45582949
That sounds like an epic battle in the making. Such sudden drama! Who is your waifu?

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>>45582939
Mastah is taken by pirates. Meidos rescue Mastah using a very particular set of skills, skills they have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for pirates. Actual meido-type skills.

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>>45582939
Swim trunks come off in the water and the nearest towel is at the parking lot

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>>45582961
Sandworm bros don't fight.

We each get our own sandworm wife, and we live in peace and harmony in the sands. And on special nights throughout the year as the sun sets, our sandworms wives do the secret sandworm dance in unison with all the other sandworms inhabiting the sands in a grand sandworm festival.

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>>45582974
Is it a kiki and shoggy beach episode?

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>>45582903
I kinda forgot to mention their poison glans. You can more or less infer it from my post, but i'm personally a huge fan of body worship. I would kiss every single inch of an Oomukade's body for hours on end. Not only because of the aphrodisiac, but beacause they are very weak to it. Kissing her exposed skin from her neck and then slowly, teasingly going down from there until i arrive where her glands converge. I'm pretty sure KC made them all go into one for that very specific reason. I can only imagine how pleasure drunk an Oomukade would be after i lick all of her birthmarks, though arguably the same would go for me.
I think her underwear isn't a seal, it's just pasties, or whatever you would call them. The engraving in it doesn't seem to be writing, just lines. It also doesn't make much sense. Though it is very erotic, really makes you want to take it off either way. I imagine a single lick or a snoff would probably "stun" anyone not used to her venom.
You mentioned her color scheme was nostalgic, could you elaborate?
Also, if you want some Oomu content, you should check the anubismoe archive wink, wink

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>>45582979
That's a lot of sand and worms. Sounds comfy though

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>>45582980
>>45582974
Imagine a shogg queen pirate vessel. Manned by various mindflayers and night guants.

The dedicated kiki meido going aboard to save mastah. Avoiding tentacle slime attacks, getting absorbed into shogg, avoiding getting flayed, and avoiding night guant's magical attacks. All to save mastah from the chaos ship. The ship is on its way to !Antarctica; it's very cold with icebergs about. Any other mamono would have given up, but kiki's dedication and natural resistance to cold weather gives her the edge to push on.

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>>45583003
Yes, there can never be enough sand, worms, and sandworms. Super comfy. Some say, the comfiest of all.

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>>45583021
Meidos are such entertainers!

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>>45582927
You seem upset. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

sakukiki or sakushog?
as in sakuya kiki or sakuya shog

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[Anonymous No.]

that one ever present mg that is ever present and never named

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>>45583064
I prefer sakukiki, but sakushog is cute.

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>>45583077
She likes to watch.

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>>45583078
imagine how perverted skaukiki can be, she can stop time at anytime

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>>45583095
She is the perfect and elegant maid.

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>>45583095
Kikis are the type to want things to be done to them while time is stopped, rather than doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583116
anon, they can put you in a situation where you will, like edging you so you rape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583122
I want to edge Kiki until she rapes ME.

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>>45583129
gotta get the pitbull kiki variety for that

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>>45583137
That's just how you go faceless.

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>>45583140
nah, but best believe rthe moment you slip up, she'll rape you senseless

[Anonymous No.]

>This isn't what the Bible told me Heaven would be like.

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>>45583129
>be Anon Mashtah
>Kiki always bending over while cleaning things
>lift Kiki skirts
>fingerbang the Kiki until she's collapsing
>stop at 99.5%
>go into locked room and start jacking off making loud noise
>[door kicked down in 3...2...1...]

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>>45583148
Get a better Bibble

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>>45583148
>Pic
Need this but with p'orcs.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45583148
I love this setup in this specific way and not any other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583148
I happily accept my angel harem.
It is now time to be fruitful and multiply

[Anonymous No.]

Dark and decadent chocolate

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>>45583160
i'd eat her out and then ask her whats wrong when shes look at me and my face covered in her juices, And then ask if she wants something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583183
White and pristine milk

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>>45583164
Well, what does she do to relax?

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>>45583194
Judging by that picture?

Eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583190
>When an ancient evil has to serve the young liege.
>"I'm not ancient! I am only two hundred..."
>'That's what you're taking issue with?'

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>>45583194
Stuffing her face.

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>>45583052
Because you've been a parasite going on 11 months now.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45583215
Holy shit I was kidding when I posted >>45583198

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>>45583216
I tried my best to be cool but this is fine.
Now look at senko and we can discuss the finer points of how to capture and consecrate a lilim, returning her to her natural state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583220
Fat tits beast girl sex...

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>>45583229
Yup, its a running joke in that game that she eats like garbage and is worried about her weight, even if it all goes to her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I need demons in business suits!

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>>45583248

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>>45583236
you might be onto something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583248
Your wish is my command!

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that demons hate you. Do not associate with demons whatsoever.

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>>45583248

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>>45583268
They just want those delicious souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583292
they also accept halos and tributes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583268
Maybe that demon hates you because you can't make up your damn mind.

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>>45583268
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583308
birds do tempt me to bully

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>>45583268
Yeah well, fuck you. I'm going to fuck the daemoness.

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>>45582980
That was the idea.
>>45583021
Even better.
>>45582877
>>45582991
Dubdubs, nice. Sounds like one hell of a ‘daily dose’, that’s what the color scheme is reminiscent of: an old 4chan meme.

The hooks go into both of you, so that’s fair. The gland patterns are interestingly situated when you put it like that. Some poetic license (via acclimatization) might be required to reach the convergence point without falling into a happy delirium — but the poison-transmutation sounds as if it might (pleasantly) incapacitate her faster than you.

All bets are off if she bites/coils, but if that response is inhibited by the saliva pathway…things look nicely segmented into a period of unilateral pleasure-induction, at least during pre-coil. The best assumption is that saliva inhibits the bite/coil reflex imho — injection is generally faster than oral/buccal/mucosal. An argument could be made for diminished effect of the venom (on you) based purely on method of administration: could be tailored for parenteral, yet easily degraded into a form more potent (to her) via enzymatic action. The degraded form would have more efficacy via mucosa etc routes, and/or simply be resistant to her natural venom oxidation/processing. Not a totally unknown phenomenon eg MAOIs. So yeah, anon can top the centipede.

Whoops. So busy sperging that I forgot to consider foxes. Maybe next time.

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>>45583379
That's a man https://twitter.com/ChrisSu51756460/status/1719635422459072939

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583409
Demon waifu had a bit of a chequered pastt.
But she still does the singing voice if you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

Who was the best mg in history?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583443
ms greenworm

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>>45583304
Ok I made up my mind

[Anonymous No.]

i would do anything for love, but i wont do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583456
meatloaf took his secrets to the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583447
Greenworm thrives in Winterstown, Dragonia, green demon realms, farms, inner cities, internet forums... Greenworm is the ultimate lifeform!

[Anonymous No.]

>No tired trumpart wife that is exhausted because she had to 'debate' a cheshire.
>"It felt like she was arguing just to argue at some point."

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>>45583380
Calling it a reflex is definitely an exaggeration. Oomus are a sentient being and she could choose whether or not to bite you, and how much of her poison to administer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583477
when your trumpart wife is on duty are you on the other side of the card playing with her ass all day?
doesn't sound too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583447
Wonderworm is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583492
Probably depends on the card type.
Some probably can't live without that happening, others want to experience coming home to "Do you want Dinner, a bath, or me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583505
I do remember the club card...

[Anonymous No.]

Hellpup lolis cannot rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45582939
I'm taken to the rape caves by merdolphins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583519
sightseeing tour?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like trumparts are underrated, I would be so happy with any girl with a pocket realm
Imagine how cozy that would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583525
ms charybdis accepts your terms

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>>45583527
I would accept her, won't lie it seems like a cozy and comfy life. They have potential imo their profile art just needs some tweaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583525
>trapped in a pocket realm forever
>only taken out to be shown off
sounds bad.

[Anonymous No.]

oh so thats how it works huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583543
freeloading scylla roommate as a bonus too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583550
I really prefer them biting people. And, you know, passing on the zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583250
Best girl. I want a tomboy bro demon that has me sign a contract to get sweet gains only to read the fine print and have the exercise plan be nothing but sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583250
Justice is blind but damn it isn't flat.

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>>45583549
???? I'm pretty sure the only ones that do that are the neet ones, but that's less because they just want to keep you in their room forever and more because they're neets and don't wanna leave. I could easily see a dick whipped one going out more for their hubby
>>45583551
Based, imagine being in a relationship with both of em. Would be fun

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>>45583563
while justice isn't necessarily flat, flat is justice
or so it's said

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583540
>Kuva Requiems as censors
What did they mean by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583575
Truly words to live by

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583262
She doesn't sound very happy about holding his hand

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45583591
She's RIGHT THERE for him to make a contract with and all he does is tease her with this sadsack "plz just hold my hand" bullshit. He'd feel a lot less lonely balls-deep in his demon wife but noooooooo, he's gotta "all woe is me" and try to get her to enter a contractless marriage like some common harlot.
Too bad he's cute....

[Anonymous No.]

>On the MonsterNet, every ad is a potential Demon contract.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to give a Lim a big hug and ask her how her day was when she comes home from doing her whole, "Running the local Mamono Realm," thing.

[Anonymous No.]

If a demon showed up and offered you a contract what would you write? I'd ask to go back to her world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583788
for portals to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583788
>what would you write
"Be my mommy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583791
I feel awful about the idea of opening the portals, like id want it but at the same time I'm not sure I feel very comfortable forcing that decision on literally the entire planet
>>45583800
Based and mommy pilled

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>>45583880
billions must breed

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Satyros beware, I am a heavier drinker than you and I'll down a barrel keg of gin by the time you finish your second glass. You will fall out, you will fail. You won't beat me in a drinking contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583975
Anyone's a heavier drinker than Wine Goats, they're cheaters who use magic to keep their liquor down so they last longer, they're frauds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583788
Companionship and loyalty, no monkey's paw type shit.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Cat

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna grope Druella's ass and then run away!

[Anonymous No.]

i'd date druella if she was my teacher only if she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584075
young(old) cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584075

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584099
23+7 summers old

[Anonymous No.]

Pedophiles deserve to die.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for a krampus to show up and keep you company on this lovely holiday. There is no joke, have a Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584159
>pedophile
I'll have you know she's actually 600 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love onis!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to post slanderous, hateful things about monster girls online like how they're cheating sluts or how they don't actually love and respect their husbands until a very tired and grumpy Cupid knocks on my door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584159
If I was dead I'd be just like my lovely childwife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna dick the daughterus to keep the bloodline pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>childwife
Sane people do not use words like these. I'm guessing either SEAmonkey or glownigger. Either way deserves to be Vukovich'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584138
This week's menu:
Christmas Cake with extra cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45583791
The Hero we need...