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Did you propose to your meido today /jp/?

>> No.4556625

>>4556623
Fixed goods, my good sir, fixed goods.

>> No.4556623

I can't be betrothed to used goods.

>> No.4556631

I wouldn't marry a woman who's not a virgin anymore, however I could still accept someone like Kohaku as my maid and rape her from behind.
And she can cook too.

>> No.4556637
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>>4556623
>>4556631
GODDAMN CREEPY VIRGINS.

>> No.4556641

>>4556637

I'll marry someone else and keep Kohaku on as maid and have sex with both of them. My wife can rape her too.

>> No.4556642

>>4556618
Why buy the cow when you can raep the milk for free?

>> No.4556648
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>>4556642
Because sunflowers, of course!
Although, I suppose a harem end would be preferable in a world like Tsukihime. If you pick one girl the rest will kill you.

>> No.4556657

>>4556648
That basically happens in Ciel's endings. Arc of all people gets jealous. Arc!
Although, in Hisui's route, no one is left unhappy.... BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD! EVERYONE'S DEAD! OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE OFF DAMNED SPOT DEAD!

>> No.4556680
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4556680

But we're already married.

>> No.4556696

Isn't there a girl on /jp/ that would dress as a maid for me ?

So I can rape her in every way possible.

>> No.4556702

No, but I did rape her violently while using the possession of an ancient vampire ghost as a convenient excuse.

Shit was so cash.

>> No.4556712

Why are there tentacles coming from of the right side of that picture?

>> No.4556715

>>4556712
The tentacle rape beast in the basement wants to rape Kohaku ASAP.

>> No.4556726

Meido exist to serve their master, and be raped everyday by dozen of men, dogs, and tentacle monster.

>> No.4556739
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>>4556712
I think that's Akiha's hair. My guess is she isn't very happy Shiki is proposing to that filthy fucking maid instead of his adorable imouto.

Here's hoping Akiha rips Kohaku's pig disgusting head straight off her shoulders.

>> No.4556742

>>4556702
Tohno, you so crazy!
>>4556712
It's Akiha. She's the FINAL BOSS of the Kohaku route, and she becomes yandere for Shiki's penis.

>> No.4556745

>>4556739
Hey, OP here, I thought we Far side folk were bros!

>> No.4556753
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>>4556739
Seconded, goddamn maids should learn their place.

>> No.4556762
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4556762

I want a perfect and elegant and virgin maid maid.

Pic related.

>> No.4556764

>>4556745
>bros

No, get out.

I fucking despise Kohaku.
Hisui, on the other hand, is lovely.

>> No.4556779

>>4556762
but she's not a virgin....

>> No.4556776

>>4556764
Well, gee, you must have been pretty pissed at Hisui's true ending, then, bra.

>> No.4556777

>>4556745
More like FAG side

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/thread

>> No.4556791

>>4556777
Oh please, Far Side doesn't have Curry, the faggotry is on your hands.

>> No.4556793
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>>4556790
She didn't die, she just became Magical Girl Amber.

>> No.4556801

>>4556739
I know. I was implying Akiha is a horrifying monster.

>> No.4556804

>>4556791
Curry is the best.

>> No.4556812

>>4556804
Arcueid agreed, Curry is shit-tier.

>> No.4556817

>>4556790
It wasn't satisfying, she died as a winner, getting away with all shit she's done. Like Lelouch or that guy from Se7en.

>> No.4556818

>>4556779
What are you saying ? Just because there are hundred of doujin of a character being fucked all over doesn't mean that this character isn't a virgin in canon storyline.

>> No.4556819

>>4556812
Arc is a stupid bitch.

>> No.4556829
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>>4556804
*tears of joy*
Another one who understands the charm of Curry.
>>4556812
... god damn it. I don't hate Arc either though.

>> No.4556831

>>4556817
Yes, Kohaku gets away with alot. I think she'll be the BBEG in Tsukihime 2.

>> No.4556836

>>4556829
OP here, I like Curry, but she has the misfortune of being somewhat sane.
That works against her in Tsukihime.

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>>4556819
Butthurt.

>> No.4556832

No. Why would I ruin perfect master-servant relationship with such stupid think as marriage?

>> No.4556840

>>4556833
No really, she's a dumb blond. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. She can infodump supernatural data like nobody's business, but she's crippled in common sense. Arc couldn't help it, being asleep for so long. She's a huge ditz.

>> No.4556851

>>4556817
Gotta give Kohaku props for managing to GET SHIT DONE in a world where people can crush her easily.

>> No.4557012
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>>4556840
Butthurt.

>> No.4557019

>>4556840
But that's only because she is using 30% of her capabilities, not only in terms of power but in terms of knowledge as well. The closer she is to 100%, the closer her knowledge and personality comes close to Crimson Moon

>> No.4557025

I hate Arc so much, she should have just stayed dead the first time.

>> No.4557029
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>>4557025
Butthurt.

>> No.4557052

Arcueid>>>>>everyone else

>> No.4557088

>>4557029
>>4557012
>>4556833
>bawww you don't like my favorite character but i will pretend i don't care and just say you are butthurt
True butthurt.

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