Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Snake kot hug now

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[Anonymous No.]

Did I fucked up?

[Anonymous No.]

Thread claimed for the boog empire - relinquish your appols to the nearest boog

[Anonymous No.]

Behold! The green fields!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553762
Yes, it's all ogre now

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the wans.

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>>45553772
Where are my mistakes in the OP?

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>>45553776
Anon, it was a joke
>it's all ogre now
wurmbrain

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>>45553780
I wasn't sure if you were joking or not, my bad.
Wurm milk syndrome

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>>45553772
Man of little intelligence

[Anonymous No.]

I claim this thread for underrated girls

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>>45553796
thread already claimed for soldier boogs
so you pass, for now

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>>45553758
Floofsnake is a cute.
>>45553766
She is too.

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>>45553799
Nope, you just said boog, every bugs as claimed it.

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>>45553803
there is only one boog in my heart

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>>45553796
I don't wanna be TIPPED

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>be at cafe in MGC
>doubles as art cafe so tables all have drawing supplies
>Hellhound loli left all alone there while her parents stepped outside has been eyeing and talking me the whole time as if I care what this dumb pup wants
>she shows me a drawing she made of me and her but as a grown up
>ask her to let me see it and take it out of her hands
>tear it to pieces in front of her
>tell her "Nobody likes stupid, smelly mutts like you!"
>finish my bagel and leave money at table and leave in hurry before her parents come back
>she sits there sniffling before sinking her face in her paws and crying

Hahaha! I love making monsters cry so much! I'm gonna do it every day!
This post brought to you by the Monster Bullying Gang. We can't be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

Famous last words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553813
S T O P

[Anonymous No.]

space reserved for construction of soldier boog appol orchard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553813
You know that her dad is going to send you to miss Unicorn emergency

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>>45553774
i am infertile

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>>45553813
Even if I know that this a joke it makes me feel sick. I don't even like hellhound but it's pointlessly cruel.

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>>45553813
First the Jinko now a Hellwan, and the victims are lolis, there's a trend here. What is the Monster Bullying Gang's endgame?

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>>45553813
>"Anon anon anon!"
>Hellpup scrambles up to you
>"I wasn't sure about your changes, but look!"
>*holds up shoddy picture she made from taping scraps back together*
>"Isn't it good anon? Don't you think it's pretty? WE made this together, so you like it, right?"
>Puppy eyes and tail beating against leg while she waits for reply
Anon later married hellpup when she got older and became a hellhound graphic designer

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>be walking down the plazas in MGC
>Kiki auntster and her little Kiki daughter there at a stand they've set up selling their home baked goods
>the little Kiki looks at me when I'm bound to walk by and steps over and holds up a pie she made
>"Excuse me mister! Would you like to try a free sample of our sweet confec-"
>swipe the thing out of her hands to the brick paving below and brush into her walking by fast, nearly knocking her down
>say 'Get out of my way! I'm walking here!' as I pass by
>aunster stares daggers into my back while she cradles the little one who she tears up and whines about hurting her elbow

Hehehehe Monster Bullying Gang strikes again!
We're here, we draw tears, we make monsters weep, we're taking over every street.

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>>45553879
>"Oh boy, cleaning!" The kikis exclaim together with joy

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>>45553879
Your posts are actually making me angry in real life.

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>>45553813
>>45553879
You belong to that "hell" prison.

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The Sabbath will declare war on Monster Bullying Gang for this.

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>>45553833
Good thing mamono mana cures it.

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>>45553890
Me too, I just hide them now.

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Guys, why have I been given a court summons for bullying in MGC?
T-they're saying I can get out of it if I go to a 2 week intensive anger management course hosted by bees.
I don't know how bees can help, but I don't wanna go to jail.

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>>45553897
the sabbath loses in every situation

[Anonymous No.]

There's one lucky bastard out there who gets to fuck Shub Niggurath on a daily basis.

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>>45553971
But I don't want to fuck a niggur

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>>45553897
>Bapho-chan is out playing at the MGC city park with her new expensive drone
>sees me and annoyingly HAS to walk up just because I want to sit alone so she assumes I must be sad or something
>"Hi there mister! You look kinda bored... wanna try flying the drone?"
>take the control from her and fly the drone outside of the park and land it on an underpass
>she can only watch in terror chanting 'no! no! no! no! NO!' as it gets shredded under the tires of heavy city traffic
>hand the controls back to her and tell her "Thanks little lady! That was pretty fun!"
>"Y-You d-destroyed it...!"
>tell her "Shit happens."
>walk off as she falls to her knees and starts bawling

Sabbath - 0
Monster Bullying Gang - 1
We're not gonna stop until every shitty brat cries their tear ducts dry! HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking an Eldritch Outer Goddess because you finally snapped from all the Monster Bullying.

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>>45553774
Heh, Event Horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes it takes a while for dragons to accept that they've been mered.

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>Inari tries to play herself off as refined but somewhat sultry maiden to seduce anon who she grew up with
>Anon charisma breaks her by reminding her of embarrassing moments in school and her chunni phase when she said she was the demon lord's secret agent

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>>45553789
does wurm milk make you dumber? if so i need me some of that shit. do you think theres like, potion shops in mge, just with different species' milk instead of potions
>wurm milk for getting dumber
>flayer milk for getting dumber (but in a cooler way)
>wonderworm milk for the experience of drinking a gallon of LSD
>tsurara-onna milk for warming up

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Hellhound milk is for?

[Anonymous No.]

I have an idea about a story of an anon who delivers good to sea mamonos having to take a pirate kot with him to bring her back to her village during one of his delivery run. The problem is that I don't see how to make it interesting. They spend a night in an underwater city, fall in love during the trip and confess their feeling when they arrive to her village. I have no ideas on how to make it interesting since well nothing really happen when you drive a boat expect dialogues.

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>>45554010
I think so, milk could be the core ingredient of potion recipes

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>>45553991
Dressed like that, she must be royalty in a pulp story!

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You'll find plenty of Shoggoths, Night Gaunts, Mindflayers and Atlach Nachas studying at Miskatonic University. And more than a few Wendigoes out in the streets.

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>>45554040
I love abyssals

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>>45554018
I should have ask this first, does that kind of story interest anyone?

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>>45554065
Does it interest you? Then write it

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>>45554065
I didn't saw holstaur in your story so no sorry

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>>45554018
interesting descriptions and dialogue go a long way. even just getting all mushy can be fun. apparently thats what people like about my stuff, so maybe itll work for you too

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>>45554065
Anything can be interesting. It's about the execution, not the ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

is there any debate as to the personhood of automaton or is it confirmed they have souls

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>>45554155
They are mamono with souls yes, just like golems.

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>>45553813
>meet witch for date
>have engaging conversation about her research
>be charming and friendly
>her thirst helps you really hit it off
>date winds down
>time for the next date shuffle…
>”I hope you can find someone that can look past your unflattering physique and appreciate the beautiful woman you are inside, because I can’t. I’m sorry. Please understand.”
>she accepts your rejection with tears in her eyes
>dab for bonus points y/n?

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>>45554185
Research student from Miskatonic gets painfully rejected, dabbed on.
And then she calls up the her entire sorority of Abyssals after you.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think any mamono deal with mental health issues without relying on mana/getting a mindflayer? I struggle to imagine a Wight's reaction to a suicidal person being similar to, like, a Hellhound or something

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>>45554065
>>45554018
If my recent story is anything to go by, people are still very much interested in a boy-meets-monster kind of story. Like other anons said, make the places, people and dialogue interesting. The best thing is to just try it out and see.

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if youre ancient evil wife doesnt have badass boss music, is she really even an ancient evil?

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>>45553975
>have epic duel with lizard
>it actually gets easier as time passes
>funny that
>disarm her and knock her down
>pause with weapon raised to deliver the coup de grace
>she looks up at you flushed with excitement
>frown and mention that you only just noticed one of her scars
>drop weapon and clutch chest
>loudly and dramatically moan that you have been defeated
>fake a heart attack and collapse
>if you ever meet her again:
>mutter about her scar then collapse and play dead
>bonus points if the next time is during boring and public activities

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>>45554257
Someone should make a support group for sad no-date flatties.

[Anonymous No.]

>genki cupid grabs and drags shy Anon to the girl he thinks is way out of his league and proceeds to tell her all about how much Anon likes her despite him looking ready to die from embarrassment

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>>45554341
>genki cupid
Anon, that's just a Houri

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>>45554257
they live, therefore they hurt. they have their issues, any they work through them just like us. just so happens that their medicine is humanity.

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>DOOMED ANON
>YOU'RE DOOMED FOR ALL TIME
>YOUR FUTURE IS A ERO STORY WRITTEN BY YOUR CRIMES
>THIS CAGE IS FORGDE BY WHAT YOU SAY AND DO
>SO HAVE YOUR FUN, WHEN LIFE IS DONE, A WILL O WISP WAITS FOR YOU

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>>45554245
>pick the dumbest one with the largest tits to spite her
>dab on witch while getting raped
Ever compliment for the big rack is a dagger in her loli heart. Be generous.

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>>45554040
The campus has inadequate lighting so male students tend to get snagged into a dark alley

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>>45554361
There's more of the gravy than the grave about you!

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>>45554361
>WE'RE WURMY AND WORMY
>IDIOCY AND GREED

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>>45554360
Monsters fall into existential dread on realizing that smelly neets are not the cure for all their life-problems.

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>>45553758
Apologies in advance for the late reply, but you know what? Anon's right.
>>45551175
The day portals from the world of MGE open and our world and the world of MGE connects together, many of you will no doubt get the monster girl(s) of your dreams. But just as equally many of you will might actually end up falling head over heels to the far more charming, prettier and generally nicer human girls who'll take genuine interest in you. Or at least nab you for themselves before a monster girl would.

But most of all, weebs and otaku or any /jp/ frequenters here who'd end up in the Zipangu sectors might be far more smitten and in love with the nearest human Zipangu maiden. And unlike in IRL Japan where actual Japanese women might not be too receptive or open to a relationship with a filthy gaijin while also facing xenophobic disdain from Japanese men. All you Weeaboos and otaku with fetishes or sexual fantasies of making sweet love and marrying a 8 or 9 or 10 out of 10 QT Japanese girl with smooth whitey skin finally get to live out your dreams as reality. And you might actually get encouragement and friendliness from Zipangu men and boys who knows more than a few cutey, pretty and sexy single Zipangese maidens in need of a Man. Likely 'cause plenty of Zipangese boys and men already get taken, snatched and pounced by mamono to begin with, which leaves plenty of single Zipangese ladies. In need of love and eventual corruption sex with (You).

Zipangese women and still pure tribal girls may as well be the only human girls thread is willing to be in a relationship with, fuck with it add to their harem. Unlike cringe /white/ (Order) girls.

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>>45554362
Do not underestimate Miskatonic sororities.
They gang rape bratty bullies and dabbers into mindbreaking submission.
And god help that stupid boy brat if he dabbed on a witch right after breaking her heart...

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>>45554361
>Ghost of christmas past is an alice
>Ghost of christmas present is an oni
>Ghost of christmas future is a banshee?

[Anonymous No.]

I always carry a picture of my nemesis, to fill me with vengeance.

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>>45554417
Ghost of Christmas Present would be a Satyros or the Holly Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554417
>CUM IN, AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554378
>swallowing toothpicks to summon goblins
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554417
Christmas yet to come is just a shy nightmare with her hood up

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>>45554407
same problem, different reality

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>>45554409
T. Pic related

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>>45554483
The irony didn’t escape me. No writefag will touch the notion. Anon making monsterfu aware of her single-dimensionality could work, that’s an actual cure. Starting with nymphocrazy would be the requisite.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls need sex
Please donate sex to them

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>>45554554
I can buy them a cucumber.

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>>45554411
>Nooo I’m being mind broken by massive titties!!!
Gee that sounds terrible. I better start respekting (tittless) waymen to avoid such a fate, maybe next week.

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>>45554426
Beat off to it to give you motivation to defeat her, fool!

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>>45554561
Anon got a kappa wife

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>>45554561
>cheshires everywhere collectively jump sixteen feet into the air

[Anonymous No.]

You cannot resist a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

It's cold, would you warm yourself in some mofu?

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>>45554717
I can because I don't like them and Eros protect me. Can I get her kiki maid?

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>>45554722
stand aside shitsune and let a real monster warm you up

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>45554409
Not even mick is so blatant with his samefagging, fucking hell

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>>45554727
You're risking getting a vampiric kiki.

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>>45554729
I want fluff, how can I pet a mamono if she isn't a beast girl?
>>45554735
Acceptable, they're gentle and fluffy

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>>45554515
What are those damn purple cats snickering about!? You gotta give props to human women in MGE who rock that fashion, casual clothing and proudly wearing make up and lipstick. Not every human woman in the MGE verse aren't terrible Orderites and rock confidence in their own natural beauty to gain a man.

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>>45554729
That's not a kitsune but even better mofu.

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>>45554762
She got 2 huge nuts

[Anonymous No.]

I will research and find a cure for lycanthropy to help the werewolves.

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>>45554794
Bur why? What's wrong with werewolves?

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>Be driving in MGC
>Hag snek on cross walk
>Spend 5 minutes waiting for her to slither her entire body across (long and slow)

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>>45554806
Their lycanthropy has turned them into ravenous sex beasts who will relentlessly hunt men down and prey upon them. They think they are actual wolves now and have been mindwarped into believing they have to "mate for life", corroding their senses of free will. They're pure evil now but they can be cured, they can be turned back into perfectly normal human women who aren't evil, we just need time to find the cure. And a live, willing subject. Surely if I carefully approach one and offer to cure them in return for tissue samples they will cooperate with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Does this troll drawfag have a name?

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>>45554850
Axem
https://twitter.com/daaxem

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>>45554850
Miss troll is a fighting game character this is why her hands and feet are so big

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>>45554417
>Ghost of christmas present and future show up only to find you balls deep in the Alice

[Anonymous No.]

Dude.
DUDE.
Tail pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554722
I’ll take Rata-chan to White Horn’s winter clothing store and get her whatever she needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555091
>ancient greek philosophers going
>"IMAGINE TAILPUSSY"

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>>45555091
Sadly batcat are mean and sadistic therefore I can't get a tailpussy

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>>45555230
Get eros manticore

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>>45555246
I read in some old books that Eros manticore are still on the femdom side, is it true ?

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>>45555267
You have find one and ask her directly

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>>45555289
The cupid council said the same thing. It doesn't help since I refuse to leave my monastery. Maybe I will find more informations in our archives

[Anonymous No.]

The Demiurge and her archons will not keep me chained down.

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>>45555304
Anon you need to leave monastery
And then find eros manticore
And then let her milk your cock with tailpussy
And then have dozens of kids with her
Then you can document everything

[Anonymous No.]

Big old kots

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>>45553758

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>>45555343
The cupid council also said that, are you a cupid?

[Anonymous No.]

not counting species, whats the best thing a monster can be? as in, ninja, cowgirl, princess, regular joe, pirate, neet, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555407
stinky lazy NEET you have to drag kicking and screaming to the bathroom

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>>45555407
The mother of your children.

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>>45553796
vamp mosquitos don't count as loli right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555381
...
no?

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>>45554010
wurm milk makes you hella strong tho and raises your def to ridiculous levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555438
as long as it doesnt add muscle, good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555447
whats wrong with adding muscle?

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>>45555417
a mother can be more than just that

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>>45555456
i dont want lots of muscle, it makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555492
A housewife?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to get a wurm healer in your party
don't mind the fact that you have to suck on her tits to heal

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>>45553758

[Anonymous No.]

>guy determined to get a wife works out and eats healthy and grooms himself well to become an alpha male
>blessed with good genes, has thick hair and blue eyes, literally shapes himself into the real life nordic gamer
>when he arrives to MGC he finds absolutely no girls even look at him
>sees monsters more attracted to 'normal' looking guys
>sabbath owning the monopoly on out of shape ojisans and old men
>hags prefer shotas
>most girls keep going for those wagies and salary workers who are often sad and look mundane and plain
>nordic gamer guy's favorite types, the gyarus, busy themselves preying upon the nerds and wimpy guys at MGC high school or the otaku shut ins
>nordic gamer guy has zero luck, monsters just don't find the gigachad look he worked so hard to achieve attractive or care for it
>his dreams of drowning in girls who find him attractive shatter like glass and he falls into depression, thinks he has no options left but suicide or going to Orderland and trying to find a human woman

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>>45555647
Nobody wants him because the ultimate dork has him in her sights
She just happens to have bad eyesight with big swirly glasses
She is also the stinkiest of NEETs.

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>>45555664
>The worst neetlim that the demon lord has birthed

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>>45555647
Poor gigachad, at least he still has the option to Alp. If you can't beat em, join em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555647
gigachads get claimed by lvl1 slimes

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>>45555668
If only you knew how bad things really are

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>>45555647
That's stupid, he can just buy an orb and found his fated one.

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls are just human women in costumes
Sorry to break it to you

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>>45555731
I'll absorb lots of demonic mana and corrupt her into a proper succubus.

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>>45555731
You heard him boys, show's over. No more /mgt/, time to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of your most energetic salamanders!

[Anonymous No.]

So is it true that elves don't shave?

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>>45555647
Can't fucking stand hags, they'll go head over heels for some 13 year old boy they follow to school but a 25 year old man like me gets a fluoride stare from them every time I try talking to one. I fucking hate hags so much now I'm no longer aroused by hags.

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no girl from wonderland know how to cook and eat stuff like baked bean on bread
>>45555787
anon, old hags see all men as young boys, the fuck you talking about?

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>>45555750

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>>45555820
They can tell the difference between male body types, they're not blind. They have favorites they pick and choose. Fuck hags, hags are trash. Hags can go to hell.

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I have a human wife. Turns out they're a lot less picky with all the competition around.
Still only birthed daughters though, but I think we're good at three.

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>>45555849
you forget that a "young" succubus is like 200?
and the oldest human was 110

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>>45555857
does she wear a big silly hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555771
In order to tame an elf one must brave the forest...

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>>45555731
EH!?

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>>45555866
No but she likes to keep her ears covered. Don't think I've actually ever seen them now that I think about it.

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>>45555858
What does that have to do with the fact that hags are picky?

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>>45555858
>and the oldest human was 110
122, actually.

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>>45555897
that if 200 is young for them, then a hag would 1000+ which makes your argument invalid since at the age a 13 and 25 year old are the same in their eyes, young boys

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>>45555923
I don't think that tracks. You can tell a puppy from a full adult dog even though on average they live only 10% of what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

it is 9am.
i have not slept
i was about to sleep, but i had a question invade my mind:
would
>"hubby's still asleep and he's hugging my tail"
be an acceptable excuse for a monster to come into work late?

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>>45555923
And I already told you the number isn't what they care about. They'll reject a man who's an inch too tall for their tastes and not 'boyish' enough. A hag will turn you down if you have a single facial hair coming in, they'd tell you you're too "old and busted". Hags are truly vile, they don't give anyone a chance, they only want to abduct little boys from schools.

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>>45555935
>Monster's boss anon says no
>He's a grumpy single grouch who hates love
>Visited by the three ghosts of love
>Gets married to the ghosts
>Is no longer a grouch

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>>45555931
>>45555944
then why does my hag wife call me a young boy and doesn't let me go out alone?
I'm like 23

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555963
No anon, your wife isn't a "hag" just because she's a Holst that's well endowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555973
shes a wurm who old as hell she tells me she remembers when she could swim through the rocks and everything was warm and red and orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555980
>ancient lava wurm
My god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555973
>meet a thicc tall busty 'holst
>prime hag mommy material
>ask about her age
>14

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555963
Growing up doesn't disprove the point since your hag wife almost certainly grabbed you in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556022
i met her when i was 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556029
>blatantly lying now just to defend hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555935
Is that tail scaly and on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556041
stop coping, u cant get any since you don't really want them

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[Anonymous No.]

Throw rocks at hags. They deserve ridicule.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck hags, they deserve kids, their mohters have been asking when can she see her grandkids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556008
Is there a term for a young monster with a mature body?

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>>45556099
jailbait

[Anonymous No.]

hags may be physically invincible, but they are emotionally vulnerable and can be defeated with mockery, bullying and insults.
>haggy haggy no boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555874
Selkies are cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556131
>not haggy saggy no eggy weeggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556099
Pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556131
>Mouldy oldie kid-bagger hagger

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all deserve correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555846
How can something so cold be so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556167
>t. hag from the south

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ask bapho about her true age

[Anonymous No.]

don't ask automaton about her true gauge

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[Anonymous No.]

Tentatively touching tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i break it to weeb sallies that the zipangu warriors actually were bowmen instead of fighting with swords only

[Anonymous No.]

>You're listening to Midnights with Mindy and we're just about to hand out a fabulos prize, an all-expenses paid trip to the Elfspinster Abbey Botanical Gardens! How about that. And we have our first contestant on the line! A Mr. B. Wisser, is it? You're on the air Bee-doubya!
>Uhh, yeah hi Mindy, it's a, uhh pleasure to be here.
>I'll bet. Are you ready for our first question?
>Ready as I'll ever be.
>Alright, tonight's first question is: What was the title for the pilot episode for Jim Henson's The Muppet Show?
>Oh that one's easy Mindy, it was a uhh The Muppets: Sex and Violence
>How about that Bee-dubya's got it correctimundo and is moving on up! (MOVING ON UP! MOVING ON UP!)

[Anonymous No.]

don't ask wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556240
what is miss automaton's gauge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556251
imma ask her and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

True love with your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556237
Don't ask non-sabbath lolis about their ages (unless hearing the number makes you harder)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556255
Then you better be careful as you may not like the answers you hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556242
Need more ear focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556263
how bad can it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556278
Four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556319
four what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556359
Months old.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamias>Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556394
What can they do that Wurms can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556394
a lamia will never be this cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556278
You don't want to know. She shouldn't have told me, but she did, and now I'm telling you, you don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556405
>>45556411
Wurms have useless spiky bits all over her body
She's dumb
Has big dumb claws that you can't handhold
Her scales aren't soft
She can't coil you as good as Lamia
She eats rocks

[Anonymous No.]

what if wurm but soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556431
>>45556431
lsmia scales aint soft either
wurms are more cuddly
her being a dumb is plus, she cuter that way
her spikey bits are cute
she brings lots of rare rocks so u make many money
>>45556439
that be the illusive marshmallow wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is here. How's your firewood situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556261
small elves are very suspicious

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[Anonymous No.]

i wnt to fuuck a failure of a lim

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>>45556456
>Lamia scales aren't soft
Somebody haven't rubbed a Lamia tail after she shed skin (wurms can't do this they are stuck with their old crude scales)
I don't know how would you think wurms are more cuddly when only her torso and boobs are soft (her claw and tail is not)

Also lamias come in more colours and personalities when all wurms are green and eat rocks

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>>45556590
>all wurms are green and eat rocks
But they do come in different colors. (also eating rocks is a thread meme)

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>>45556590
anon, there are sand wurms, snow wurms, water wurms, lava wurms, and even diamond wurms which are very rare. And the even rarer angel wurm
yes wurms are so diverse that even the chief god made some
Also wurm scales are soft since they also shed since the are reptiles, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
What if they change colours based on rocks they eat

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[Anonymous No.]

there's only one wurm
and she's mine.
sorry.
extremely limited stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556628
That would explain it because those two are twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556511
I love this chibi style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556638
Even if that was true, your wife will want to make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556637
they were a two-headed dragon. is that considered conjoined twin or is it it's own thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>No ancient, powerful Lich that maintains an oppai loli form as she finds it more 'efficient.'
>When you ask why the chest is so big she says something about a 'portable cup holder'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
How do girls with unfortunate body situations fool around together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556650
conjoined

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556638
Liar, there's clearly two of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
noodle thin tails.
pathetic.
get a real wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556660
>say this to a wurm
>experience the crushing force of tail muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556658
>>45556645
ok, i have now seen confirmation that there are at least three wurms, but probably not more than like... seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556652
must be collecting data for some hypothesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556667
where is the wurm counter when he is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556695
i'm sure big mama remembers all her kids
probably the closest wurm census you'll get

[Anonymous No.]

behold, the triple wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556701
>>45556695
He has a body guard more elite than even the demon lord.
A list of all wurms is... wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556677
>Why am I like this my lord?
>It is comfortable is it not? Small but big where it counts, inviting.....
>Its also far less mana intensive to maintain this figure, meaning I can spend more time giving you blessings during your day and bringing misfortune upon those harlots at your office.
>Hmmmm? Why yes I bring you bless-
>What second part?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm bored now.
I wonder what monster girl would be the mix between numerous and dangerous to become the generic danger you'd find in the wild but still more relevant than some mouse girl or goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556711
but why hiss if wurm?
hiss is snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556721
Clearly wurms wants to act more sneklike since they stink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556717
that weird sea bishop that keeps following you around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556717
p'orc
>>45556701
imagine thanksgiving and you are going to your wurm wifes ancestor house
and it is big mama
who you would thing would be the most scared and scariest looking wurm but shes basically LN wurm, face and appearance and all

[Anonymous No.]

Do wurms like hand holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556752
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556752
yes, they are rather simple girls who like the simple things in life

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit stop talking about Wurms for one goddamn second and pay attention to ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556773
maybe ushis are like cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556773
no

[Anonymous No.]

chibi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556802
>>45556802
a monster worth breeding

[Anonymous No.]

I will end the wurm craze

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556773
why is her colour pallet a sewer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556717
i support the hebi everywhere system

[Anonymous No.]

wurm cereal, now with a wurm toy in every packet full of wurm shaped wurm bites that will fill you and your wurm with all the wurmy goodness you need to do the wurm things you and your wurm need to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556466
The coldest it ever got in my area was around the mid-40s Fahrenheit and only for a week or two. I'll be fine. Summer, on the other hand, is hot as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556852
not suitable for human consumption

[Anonymous No.]

ENOUGH FROM THE WURM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556921
yeah but you can sell the gemstone treats they put in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556922
Ah, ah, ah! Let's not blow this out of proportion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556959
Let's wind the clocks back to November 2012, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556959
You think you can just steal anons hearts and get away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556994
You're just remembering Crayon's drawings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556959
>Dont talk like you’re one of those other dragons. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night that I baked snickerdoodle cookies and chocolate and peanut butter chip brownies and spent the entire day preventing my Lim daughterus from stealing them. Every time they'd get caught they'd try to fly away but with their smol wings they could only get up to head height so I'd easily catch them both by the tail and recover the stolen snacks.

I'm horribly depressed that it was just a dream.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45556959
She's got a bomb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556959
I didn't realize wurms have such a short fuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on the iceland lava golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557108
would hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557108
Crucial for the hot springs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557012
At least you get nice dreams while you sleep. I get nightmares and I can only stare at my work monitors all day and daydream of demon kiss correction while I should be working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557108
Misses the good old days of raiding and pillaging

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
Thread flanderizing Wurms as imbeciles for years now irks me more than Bicorns being cuckqueans.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557169
summoning succs for things other than sex

[Anonymous No.]

why elf feet are so large

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557168
>irks me more than Bicorns being cuckqueans.
Don't worry, Cucklims are going to become the next hot thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557132
The dreams only started after I began taking melatonin to deal with my insomnia. I'm a bit conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

Footfags get oomukades

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557168
Honesty it’s more like the dum genki girl nowadoys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557209
Well this is awkward. One of the stories I'm writing about several Lilim involves one of them starting a harem building cult after she finds her soulmate and discovers he has two other soulmates besides herself. I don't think I shared the idea here but maybe I did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557215
If it helps you stay healthy and gives you some peace in your heart, don't be. Enjoy the gift you've been given.

[Anonymous No.]

WHO IS THAT WURM YOU LIKE TO POST ABOUT SO MUCH ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557275
She's my new girlfriend, I suggest you read up on harem life because she's moving in with us next week

[Anonymous No.]

anon who definitely won't lose to blue skin and black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557275
She's a magical wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557275
You, Whitewurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557295
im only weak to purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557275
U wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557295
Sorry girls but I only lose to Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557311
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557295
I'll take the demons. Should I fake being afraid of them, or go straight into tearful joy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557324
yea rly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557311
oh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557349
sorry she needs to have purple skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556638
>this is my wurm
>there are many like her, but this one is mine

[Anonymous No.]

i need a emotional support wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557295
Blue skin does nothing for me. Red skin however, especially one that glows with inner fire like a furnace, drives me fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

Red skin does nothing for me. Blue skin however, especially one that shimmers like sapphires, drives me fucking nuts

[Anonymous No.]

Gummy wurm

[Anonymous No.]

chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

chesh must be brought to heel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557475
get her pregnant, that'll show her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557480
show her what? my penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557436
why her boobies are wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557493
cow juice give it a taste test

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557493
it's up to you to get to the bottom of this mystery

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster tries raping you, don't put up any resistance, they'll get so bored out of their mind they'll just give up. If you don't encourage them with your struggle they lose interest. That's how I made a Malef leave me alone, she got so pissed at me going limp and not resisting she left in a rage.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a hatter get serious if you looked like you were in serious distress or panicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557531
ms hatter is always serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557515
i thought cow juices came from nipples not from skin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557538
serious enough to give me a lap pillow and run her gloved hands through my hair as she tells me I'm going to be ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557235
How come a human can have multiple soulmates but not a monster? It's unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

dip your penis in miss hatter tea

[Anonymous No.]

Can you handle two ancient evils at once?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna instantly defeat a hag by crawling onto her lap and sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557586
There is already a little man fucking a little mouse in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557586
>I say anon, your decision to stick your todger into my teacup is rather perplexing, don't you agree Miss Chesh?
>Quite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556773
the fluff is compelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557606
what's your take on ushi tails?
there any structure under there to move it around or is it all hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557583
This is why monogamy is the superior man's romance.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao griffons working for an animal charity really be like
>Hi, I'm peta griffon

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying medusas by flirting with the hair snakes instead of them!

[Anonymous No.]

What is this creature trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557690
You sick bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557691
>"My nipples have such wide holes
>"Fuck them if you dare, human."

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be an orphan who gets bought by a dairy farm
>ywn be forced to live with the Holstaur women as an object of desire for their hormones
>ywn fall asleep to the rumble of an overhead blizzard under the snores of the dozens of holstaur women sleeping around you in a cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557690
YYY KURWA POLACY ROBACY KURWA XDDD NIEZLY WODNYZNAK

[Anonymous No.]

getting hit by an ancient tomb's curse that makes me weak to fat cold asses (the curse was getting used as a daki/bloodbag by a vampire that didn't want to wake up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557702
Someone's kiki is drunk on the job

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45557702

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[Anonymous No.]

my milk is too powerful for you traveler

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, anon set off the P'Orc WAAAGH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557606
I miss Buck sometimes. Her personality was fucking bipolar but her art was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557881
Don't associate P'orcs with WH bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557881
>orc horde comes
>abducts the men
>takes them back to the orc pits
>glued to a wall and forced to matango all night long to make more orcs

[Anonymous No.]

Cowfox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557881
Not as intimidating in the modern age.
A bunch of city p'orcs running at you while taking selfies is just comedic really.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i'd like to be part of the orc whored hoard's horde

[Anonymous No.]

You will be claimed by a cat. You will not be able to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

Failing a three letter word in Miss Haku's spelling bee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557984
I know a way to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557998
>Ok anon, spell my name
>H-A-G

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557984
You can for sure bully a cat by reminding her that in Bastet's mother language, all cats regardless of size were called "Mau", because of the noise they make.

[Anonymous No.]

This is fucking bullshit. I go to the hospital because I've got the flu, but they aren't doing anything for me. The nurse never took my vitals. I haven't even seen the doctor. They haven't given me anything for my symptoms. No, the only thing that's going on is the nurses taking turns climbing up onto my bed and shaking their ass right in front of my face. First it was a black harpy that checked me in. Second was minotaur that I'm not even sure works here. Third was a unicorn; she about damn near broke the bed. And now, there's a kiki nurse giving me eyes like the others did, making me think she's about to do the same thing the other three did.

Can't they just give me some pills and let me be on their way?
Mamono-run hospitals suck.

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[Anonymous No.]

my weakness is choco with darker nipples and lips

[Anonymous No.]

>walking across bridge over a stream in MGC outskirts
>come across Wight loli too short to look over the edge at all the Sahuagins that swim through the stream
>sees me and grabs my pants leg with her ghost arm thing
>"Hey! Hey! You there! Lift me up so I can see the fish, mister! Please?"
>pick the petite little Wight up over the side of the bridge
>chuck her right over and into the water below
>she panics in the waters while all the Sahuagins laugh at her

Hahahaha another monster made to cry by my deeds.
This post brought to you by Monster Bullying Gang. We never give up, we'll never be stopped.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Sandboarding the dunes while a sandworm chases you down
>Evade attack after attack
>Many close calls
>Dodge her strikes with expert level tricks and moves
>Eventually get eaten anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Do you reckon you get catcalled by mersharks and nereids as you walk the plank?

[Anonymous No.]

There is a distinct lack of mono-eyes in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558147
I hope they do more than just cat call

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558079
i've never passed the beast test

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558147
>Walk plank
>Look down
>Ring of mersharks
>And they've all got their tits out, hoping you'll be tempted to jump in their direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558150
Because they're ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558159
this man is in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558206
You won't be saying that when you wake up to her playing with your one eyed snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Your doom has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
oh i thought i was using uber

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558214
I will be saying that, and I'll bat her away and tell her to go find someone else to bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558206
.( why do you have to be mean about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are evil creatures. They'd keep you going well into the 6th orgasm and wouldn't stop even when your body is unable to keep going and you're begging her through raspy breaths to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did the cyclops get kicked from being a teacher?
Because she only has one pupil!
And she fucked him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
wow, they weren't kidding about 30 minutes or less

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
Look at her chest, hips and thighs, damn that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
What happens if I grab her by the tail and spin her around like Mario would bowser

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
Name one lore reason that malef can't become demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558318
she says "wheeeee"
or maybe that was wurms

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558322
===>you must be this tall to become demon lord
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[Anonymous No.]

Malef is beaten easily by headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558322
greenworm has the rights of succession

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558372
This game gave me a fetish for girls in suits. Which I guess was the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558358
>procession of dragons carrying Greenworm on a large platter to the Dragonia throne while Malef sulks in the corner
MAOU SAVE OUR GREENISH WORM
LONG LIVE OUR HUNGRY WORM
GOD SAVE THE WORM
SEND HER HERBIVOROUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
GOD SAVE THE WORM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558388
>RULE TRITONIA
>TRITONIA RULES THE WAVES
>ANON NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL ESCAPE

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/liangjushuang/status/1735497563137273949?s=20
salacious cat aunt commits crime with surrogate nephew
posting so you'll know to avoid this trick and similar aunties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
there are old fantasy tales of dragons eating gemstones and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556621
Where the fuck are their genitals?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a lilim run your country
would you want her to monsterise the wild life to have cool reigonal monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558421
i yield to her squishful embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
I want her to monsterize my pet cat and dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
Yes, although It's probably gonna be just a few months before she starts passing weird laws like letting monsters steal men's underwear without legal ramifications

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
I'd tell her to just nuke the whole country instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>be taken by lamia
>forced to have sex and be the stud for the entire city for the rest of your life
>but at the end you're left an old man with back problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
why are they asking me?

[Anonymous No.]

could we have a demoninc energy version of the nuclear demon core?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558523
I've no idea what that is but it sounds like a good way to fall into something and come out a raging titan demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jack off to monstergirls
>kum
>still look at images of monstergirls
>instead of horny I feel desire and "I wish this could be more" sort of feelings
Guys portals when

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558538
The "demon core" is the core from the warhead of the 3rd nuke they almost dropped on japan before they surredered.
its known for 2 instances where experients on the core lead to a falsh of Cherenkov radiation and killed every one in the room
Worth pointing out that one incident happend becuase of inappropriate use of a screwdriver

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558553
have you been paying your dues to a japanese man who insists he is about to release a game?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554844
>Anon cures Lycanthropy
>now she's a SexxWulf 24/7 even on NewMoons and eclipses
>cured from ever turning back into a pathetic daytime3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
I'd willingly submit myself to our lim overlords and take a state mandated harem if it means a change in the government. She can't fuck up much harder than most of our current leaders. Mamano mana alone would fix a lot of problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558561
wait we were gonna nuke japan a 3rd time?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45557583
Bicorn has multiple soulmate-sisters, all with one soulmate Anon
>intra-harem y/u/ri as foreplay and sideplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45557998
>Miss Haku's spelling bee!

>be Anon-shota
>spelling bee
>Ms.H: "Spell 'seaward'."
>Anon: "Cee-Uuu-eNn-nNn-wYy"
>Anon gets corrective Detention

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Warrior Dragons differ from their haughty sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558653
That's not how bicorns or MGE work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558216
I was there the day the strength of man faltered before the evil dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558702
>Wan piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558620
Offtopic, but yes of course, although afaik they only had enough material for a 3rd ready in August 45, but there would have been a slow steady drip of bombings until they eventually surrendered or one hit finally opened a Portal or woke the GiantLizard.

>an MGE 'DemonCore' would be some power-status McGuffin owned by the DL like a Royal Orb in the British Crown Jewels
>or a Holy Handgrenade of Antioch type weapon that monsterizes a whole city after DL throws it and counteth to Three

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558620
If they didn't surrender, yes. Tokyo was considered for the third and final target, while Kyoto was spared because of its cultural significance to the Japanese people.

>>45558704
Inter-harem skinship is perfectly fine so long as the husband is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558704
If an Anon is soulmare fated to a Bicorn, and also to the other mamonos he Harems, they should also be soul-mated to the Bicorn unless its going to be a Harem with infighting between the girls (more Monmusu/MonOisho style conflict)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558772
>*soulmate
But 'soulmare' is probably appropriate anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>lizard fighting valiantly against her nemesis, a human Knight of a crusading order
>she wants to kill him to get revenge for when he burned her village down when she was a teenager 10 years ago
>she's lost to several times in the last few months by now and only escaped being killed by him by sheer luck
>compared to her he towers over her, looks bulky in his plate and swings a two hander almost as long as he is tall like nothing, all she has is her much smaller broadsword and better speed to compensate, but she's so frustrated because she just can't seem to hurt him, only daze him at moments but he quickly recovers
>finally finds the gap to seize his backup dagger from his belt and drive it into his knee from the exposed back, separating his femur and tibia and bringing him down after she manages to cut his hand and disarm him
>finally has her blade on his neck, can finally get her revenge since she refuses to use harmless demon silver
>he laughs at her through his helmet and taunts her and shouts "DO IT!!!!" but she just can't move
>she just can't bring herself to take the life of another and lowers her blade, gritting her teeth and shaking, eventually dropping it and standing there looking down
>Knight scampers over on his knee and picks up his two hander, raising it above his head, poised to bring it down on her and finish her off
Goddamn, Lizard are so fucking weak man, she's almost won the fight for fuck's sake! He's almost dead!
COME ON MOVE LIZARDGIRL DO SOMETHING! DON'T TELL ME THE SEASON FINALE ENDS LIKE THIS AFTER ALL THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NEVER WATCH MONSTFLIX SHOWS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558783
Dude don't fucking spoil the ending of the show like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558772
That's not how it works. The man with a harem has wives, and the wives are like friends/sisters with eachother and get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558783
I preferred the more family-friendly series where the knight became a loving husband long before he did any nonsense like that.
Romantic dramas are where the best ratings are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558813
Lame. I'd rather monsters have other monster girl soulmates. Maybe they seek out a man on top of that, maybe they don't. It's not relevant to the topic of their bond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558747
>>45558765
Alt-History:
Japanese High Command refuses to surrender after Nagasaki
Third 'demon-core' Fatman drops on Tokyo
It is DL-tainted Uranium
Opens the Portal
"Gate" scenario but its not 90s JGSDF, its a depleted 1945 IJA that gets their pelvises crushed by the DLs mamono horde
Operation Olympic lands but Nippon is already Zipangu'd
USA Boomer 50s but with bringback mamono war-brides

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>>45558772
>Monmusu style infighting
That's because Crab is dragging out the story instead of just moving the fuck on and focusing on episodic content with different couples.
>MonOisha style
Skadi literally made polygyny legal so the infighting would stop unless it was some shit about who Glenn loved more. Spoilers, he only actually loves Saphiette.

Not how harems in MGE work but nice try got me to respond.

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>>45558783
>>45558804
She dodges the final swing and knocks him off the big bridge they're fighting on and he yells LIZZZAAAAAARDOOOOOOO as he plummets into the river below and the last scene is her walking into the sunset after saying she truly became the (show's name).

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>>45558581
Angewomon was my first crush. Digimon has a lot of the later ones too.

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>>45558865
You fucking asshole, you spoiled the season finale. I'm reporting this to the 4mon mods.

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>>45558864
>Crab is dragging out the story
And #84 now Smiffu is getting a new MON team to be another spin-off dead-end arc instead of a simple Bestgirl horsepussy best-ending and moving on to something new.

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>>45558855
Canonically no monster is yurishit, even when it comes to ones that were former humans demonic energy fixes mental defects like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558928
Canon to what?
I was just staying my setting independent take on what I prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558897
I can't even remember all the girls
>crazy snake
>dumb bird
>horse
>pretends to be crazy spider
>tragic murder-suicide mermaid
>headless chuuni
It sucks that all the sane options for a wife happen to be ones that don't live with him. I don't even know what suu counts as.

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>>45558966
She's something akin to a Queen Slime because her mother is literally an Undine who asked her why the fuck she hasn't had sex with Darling yet and produced grandkids. I wish I was joking.

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>>45558974
???????????????

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>>45559014
You are not immune to elf propaganda.

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>>45559014
That's an elf.

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>>45558783
>>45558865
Best Order villain since that rapper that makes monsters seethe. Would brofist/10

[Anonymous No.]

Replacing my flesh with iron is ok for Eros and the DL ?

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>>45559028
>>45559036
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>45559056
Stop shilling yhis

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>>45558783
Let's fucking goooooo, order Chad wins again in our propaganda show

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>>45559061
>"Take me to your shotas."

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>>45559065
>yhis
Is this a new zoomer word?

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>>45559055
Sure why not? Weird potions opened the barn door, too late to close it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559083
I meant cybernetics not monster boy shit

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>>45559056
>>45559081
https://twitter.com/BasedLIDA/status/1736642843647873037
>I spoke to the author of Freelen last night, she told me that Frieren and Himmel are likely to have sex in at least 785 positions over a 12 month period without a break (it happens in a flashback btw)

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>>45559082
He tried to write "this"

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>>45559092
It’s all fair game unless you run NTRman OS.

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>>45559099
>785 dead fish positions
Elves ruin everything, yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up in wight's dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna wake up to a kiki doing my homework for me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna uwrm

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>>45559164
ROCK

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>>45559170
PAPER

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45559175
SCISSCORS

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>>45559175
Wurm: BIGGER ROCk

[Anonymous No.]

how do you think monsters would react/act if there was a mental block put on them that stopped them from feeling horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559216
>sit down
>contort body
>lick self
>make eye contact

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>>45559092
It's not even monster boy shit it's more or less just kinkier bedroom play. Unless Cross states otherwise, transformed husbands are not considered male monsters and are effectively just transfigured temporarily. Mamono still, for all intents and purposes, are considered Females of the Species™, or female humans by their own perception. So... Sorry I guess, but the tentacle, theriomorphosis, and doppelgänger potions are here to stay unless KC bites the bullet and actually lets the schizos dictate his creative liberties.

You also don't have to use them or acknowledge them if you don't want to.

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>>45553758

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>>45559216
I don't know anon, how would you feel if someone cursed you by erasing an important part of your identity that was't strictly necessary for survival? It's a simple exercise in empathy.

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>>45559304
they are freed from a huge burden, it occupied too much of their time and thoughts anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559092
I wanna have claws and maybe a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

hello i like ocelomeh.
that is my contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire doesn't actually disappear if you take your meds. She just loses her powers and becomes an easy bully target for a while

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[Anonymous No.]

Consider.

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>>45559371
such grabbable ear fluff...

[Anonymous No.]

Walkies?

[Anonymous No.]

what are kiki's orders?

[Anonymous No.]

monster to argue about what is the best melee weapon from medieval times and rip on retarded designs with

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>>45559406
Kill Bill

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>>45559412
you know for a servant species they sure do star in a lot of high octane action flicks

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>>45559354
I like Ocelomehs too.

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>>45559216
Normal, because KC did it already. All the horny is redacted until she meets her soulmate.

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>>45559423
Oh fuck I thought that was just trolling from the kc haters.

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A Collection Of Horrible Fates

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which mg is the fluffiest ?

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>>45559429

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>>45559425
It’s not like they were wholly defined by sex in a previous version and the change thereby nullifies all of their characteristics until they meet a husbando. Quantum, amirite?

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>>45559429
i feel like genie is pretty fluffy - if you ask her to be

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>>45559440
>installing a trapdoor in your bedroom
>your bedroom ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

kiki but old meaty maid knight and she wields a polehammer
and shes right by my side when I wake up

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>>45559416
Yeah, I’ve seen “Maid for action!” as the tagline for a dozen movies at this point.

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>>45559407
Abuseturtle.

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>>45559450
Or
>stealth bat crawling through your ducts

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>>45559423
so monsters act like normal people if you aren't "the one" ?

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>>45559485
No, before they were super horny succubi. This is purity spiral stuff.

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>>45559478
huh?

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>>45559441
Is this where you cope and pretend it isn't all a sex setting with all the info about sex?
It wasn't very long ago you can find anon saying mge is a sex setting.

[Anonymous No.]

The midnight aristocracy comes!

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>>45559511
Gonna hit em with the Garlic cannon!

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>>45559523
no anon, take her to the garlic vats

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>>45559490
KC’s purity spiral. He didn’t even bother to do recursive editing so that the MGE volumes don’t conflict with his spiral. So there are weird loopholes everywhere.

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>>45559532
I was just thinking about it.
>be monster girl
>come across sex scorpion that makes people horny
>get stung by it
>but I am immune to horny as no soulmate
minmaxing monster girls are unfair.

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>>45559507
Sex without soulmates invites NTR, fatbastard-kun. You WILL fuck the Baph, and then you WILL do lovey dovey shit afterwards, capisce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556256
Fathering the next generation so they father the next generation!

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>>45559550
SHE'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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>>45559532
How much has changed?

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>>45557012
Hah, what a fucking dork
It's not like I've ever had dreams about a romance before waking up and having the resulting depression put me down for a whole day. Lmao nope, not me

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>>45559560
he tends to froth at the mouth when it comes to KC, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

My writefairy has started saying "Stand back anon, i'm beggining to write" and "It's writin' time" every time i open word.
Please help.

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>>45559550
i guess concept of soulmates bothers me, makes it sound predestined, takes the fun out of it if i'm forced by fate to fuck this specific person.

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>>45559574
Forget fate. Make your own destiny.
Become the soulcucker.

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>>45559555
Sorcerer anon challenges the Lead Bapho in a Sabbath controlled Village(everyone in town comes out to watch)

[Anonymous No.]

After Defeating Dragon Queen, This Dense Hero Agrees to Marry Her

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>>45559574
there's nothing to suggest it applies to everybody in a predestined fashion. once married you're in for the long haul though

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>>45559560
The most extreme example would be that the order is meant to be a real threat but when he got around to writing the lescatie stuff druella just curbstomped everyone.
Back then he had to word of god that the order is a real thing and druella is just that strong.
Now he just says stuff like
>"Yeah, any slime can pretty much defeat the order if they have by time travel. They just don't want to."

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>>45559589
i don't think you understand what soulmate means...

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>>45559555
Death is no respite from the demands of monsters. There will be extra cuddles after they catch you. Hope you like tableware because you’re getting spooned hardcore. You’ll be the little spoon motherfucker! SPOOOONNN!

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>>45559592
i don't think you have to be born as soulmates, yeah. you can bind them together at a later point

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>>45559589
>>45559604
yeah that i would be fine with

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>>45559605
womb tattoos are hot. Especially when they light up as a very bad sign. Or a sign of defeat. Or both.

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>>45559538
If you think that’s bad, wait until she teleports behind you and all that backed up rape activates. That’s what you get for trying to outrun a slug, and defying the natural order. Get slimed on, Orderite scum.

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>>45559615
There was a KC thing where you could fail your way into her heart. Simply trying would work iirc. Can’t bother a paired monster, but you might be able to get her to see you as a soulmate if she hasn’t met hers yet? Dunno really.

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>>45559591
>The Order is meant to be a real threat
They've never been meant as a real threat in the history of MGE.
>Lescatie had Druella curbstomp them
After months of doing stuff in a slow burn, disguised as a human. That and she's basically a miniature Monster Lord by nature of being a Lilim.
>But now he says stuff like...
Yes, because that's how mamono mana works. It reacts to the wishes of the monster, so if she wished for the ability to teleport to her husband she'd develop it.

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>>45559658
fuck off sperg.

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>>45559658
Orphan rape has always been unjustified in MGE? Good to know. Odd how they spring up from the ground out of nowhere too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Knock Ushi Oni unconscious with crippling dose of neurotoxins
>Have skilled womb tattoo artist cover her entire torso in pleasure runes
>Put a saddle on her and strap myself in
>Take her seal off
>Put on sunglasses
>Jam a hypo of 10 mg of epinephrine into her neck.
"Let's do this."

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>>45559658
stop trying to kill slimes and he'll put less weird loopholes in

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>>45559658
I shouldn’t have to point out that making the species of nymphos reality-warpers is a terrible idea. Sometimes cutting out the middle man is bad and wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

i just wanna date a normal npc monster girl, not any of the named ones

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>>45559605
weirdly given me elsa vibes

[Anonymous No.]

there is no hope for me.
i pray a true hero will carry my sword in my stead.
for i have become...
succ'd.

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>>45559714
I like dark elves. They're edgy. Need more dinosaurs though.

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>>45559691
Haven't done shit personally.

>>45559659
Take your meds, Irishman.

[Anonymous No.]

Has a mg ever inspired you to make music?

[Anonymous No.]

hop hop hop

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>>45559691
I need to get to level 2 and KC will not stop me.

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>>45559788
happy cow

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[Anonymous No.]

I still want to know what this kiki does all day.

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[Anonymous No.]

so who here gonna alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559869
Delivered fabrics to Alice' house (profit: 300 yen)

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>>45559869
Alisex.......

[Anonymous No.]

Stuck on my current writing project, give me prompts for greentexts.
Also, is it okay to have human Orderfag murderhobos get beat up pretty bad in my stories? Want to send a deranged anon and a doomer malef on a bunch of adventures and they need someone to fight while they fix each other's personal problems.

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>>45559901
Bapho saves her onii-chan from the human law enforcement

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If Kiki does not stop trying to steal master from Shog then Shog will literally vore Kiki.
Final warning. Kiki better heed Shog's advice, and do the fuck off. Master belongs to Shog.

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>>45559901
>Stuck
use A.I.

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>>45559901
>>45559901
steven irwinesqe anon talking about the illusive LN wurm

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>>45559747
Are you telling me I was misinterpreting the profile when I assumed cait sith jacked off random men as part of her duties before sending them off to their new wives?

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>>45559950
shit man i dont know i'm just a fucking dog

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>>45559901
How about a guy cleaning up his barn after his weresheep, holst, mino etc. get wasted and trash the place

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>>45559901
most of the order grunts are good hearted but misguided people
but if it serves its purpose it's whatever

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>>45559901
Anon gets his hands on the legendary lim bin

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>>45559901
>Also, is it okay to have human Orderfag murderhobos get beat up pretty bad in my stories?
Yeah, why not? Maybe mix it up and include big scary animals and adventures in like a wilderness area that's just dangerous, too.

>Stuck on my current writing project, give me prompts for greentexts.
K.
>Miss Arachne has an itchy butt, and cannot quite scratch it because it's at an odd angle just over her carapace's horizontal dividing line.
>Miss Basilisk is molting and even more mortified to go out in public.
>Miss Cyclops painstakingly films herself creating an elaborate epoxy table, assembling it into a beautiful, eloquent documentary of her process. It ends with her dousing it with gasoline and burning it down to nothing. The end credits are just "FUCK EPOXY TABLES" over screaming.
>Miss Danuki eats an entire apple pie while making uncomfortable eye contact with Anon.
>Miss Echidna catches her husband painting her eggs again.
>Miss Familiar tries to sleep through her mistress getting railed by her onichan.
>Miss Gazer is cute on the outside and nobody takes her angsty goth poetry seriously.
>Miss Hornet gets caught up in Miss Honeybee's pyramid scheme.
>Anon gets his tongue stuck to Miss Ice Queen after being told she's just a statue and "safe to lick."
>Miss Jinko spends all afternoon combing her hair slowly and methodically, incidentally creating a HUGE furball.
>Miss Lilim masturbates herself unconscious to a hand-holding compilation video on MonTube.
>Miss Mothman gets hired to shake her booty all day for moth dust! What a weird job!

Eh, that's enough. You all see what I was doing here. I can stop at 13.

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Press [X] to "ambush"

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[Anonymous No.]

What a strong looking Dragoness, she looks like she can give me an honorable death in battle so I go to Valhalla and join Odin's army.

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>>45559788
Damn hopping must hurt

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>>45559950
Meds.

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>>45559550
>Sex without soulmates invites ntr
Not really, what do you consider ntr?

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>>45559691
I don't know why he bothers to answer such bad faith questions

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>>45559912
>she hated whenever this happened
>this must have been, what, the third time she's had to do this since moving to Earth and getting married?
>so she went to the station where her onii-chan was being detained, and most likely berated with questions
>the thought of her having to be the one to save her elder was absurd to her
>but she swallowed her pride as a proper Sabbathite
>she extended a single digit of her paws outward and flung open the door to the police station before stamping in front of an old, bloated officer who seemed to pay no notice to her through his headphones blaring some kind of music
>she stood in front of the counter expectantly, her horns being the only thing peering above it, before clearing her throat in an attempt to get the man's attention
>when this failed, she cast her levitation magic and flung the doughnut about to meet the officer's lips into the nearby trash can
>"What the?!" he exclaimed before looking around for the source of the disruption, before noticing the pair of horns in front of him.
>he leaned as far forward as his guy would allow and asked the Baphomet, "how can I help you young lady? Are you looking for your parents?"
>her eye twitched at this, every part of her wanted to pump this man with enough dark mana that he'd be effectively braindead until being forgiven by one of her sisters
>but she regained her composure with a huff and pled her case
>"Listen, I don't want to be here long. Where is my husband and what did he supposedly do?" she asked tiredly.
>"Husband? Lady, I get your people have different customs and all that but you do have to understand that, under this jurisdiction, someone your age can't possibly have a husb-" explained the officer being cut off.
>"Oh won't you can it? I don't need to go through another tangent about how old I am. Just tell me where anon is and why he's here."
>"Wait, you're the girl in the picture?"
>she sighed, "what picture?"
>"We were told by a concerned citizen that he had been grooming you. So far I see no evidence to the contrary."
>"Him? Grooming me?! Listen, do you have any idea how hard it was to get that guy to understand how much better I am than those cows? I spent four bleeting months alone just to get him to stop blabbering on about my age."
>"Okay, and how old are you?"
>at this, the Baphomet rolled her eyes and flashed a government ID that had a number on it go out beyond the margin
>"Oh. I- I see, ma'am." he looked both defeated and stunned at the sight, "I will get him right away,"
>"Ah! I need to know who caused this."
>"Oh, well you see, there was this other Mamano who came through to report it in-person. Didn't get a name, started with an 'M' though and had purple fur."
>"Mao fucking dammit..." a wonderland cat, as if her situation couldn't get worse
>"Next time you see any purple cat, do not trust those fat, deranged whores. Ever."
>after going through extensive paperwork and talking to two more officers, she finally got to her beloved onii-chan again
>"Now, what did we learn today, onii-chan?~" she cooed in a voice at least one pitch higher than one she had spoken to the officers in.
>"Don't post pictures of us on the internet..." her onii-chan answered guiltily.
>"Yes! You got in onii-chan! You're so smart!" she said as she gleefully embraced his thighs, burying her cheeks into his side
>at last she was at peace, and could start her marathon of Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya in earnest
>all the while, the officers stood beet-red and visibly shaken by the ordeal
>as the couple walked out, she turned away from her onii-chan and shot glowing daggers with her eyes at the officers, a warning to not repeat this mistake again
>"Now, onii-chan, let us discuss... Repayment?~"

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>>45559912
wish i had a paddywagon full of uniformed familiars

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>>45560026
Was thinking to have actual /tg/fags and mentally ill milLARPers who couldn't enlist and chose to unironically follow the Order for an excuse to be awful people. That and the actual leadership of the Order who knows the truth but intentionally keeps the conflict ongoing.

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>>45553758
>robotic droning sound effects
>high tech scifi engine sound effects

Say something nice and lovely about modern day automatons

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>>45560124
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560070
Raise thy weapons on this day
Ye shall not die alone
Fight and die let Valkyries fly
For they shall take thee home

[Anonymous No.]

the doctor will see you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560142
They have awesome asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560200
No thanks, I'd like to keep my bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560200
>hfw i tell her i fell for her

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>>45559550
>Sex without soulmates invites NTR
No, being a degenerate waste of human flesh who gets off to humiliation and ‘muh deep emotional pain’ invites NTR. A female partner cheating is just cuckoldry or adultery and thankfully isn’t possible in MGE. Really wish you stupid fucks would learn the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560240
I need to feel pain to heal. You don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello. I am the anon behind the Monster Bullying Gang posts. I am making this statement because I have realized in these past few hours that what I did was not too kind, and that I have to take a step back and admit that Monster Bullying Gang has always been just me alone. There never really was a Monster Bullying Gang, it was just me being a jerk because I am sad and lonely and have anger issues that often manifests as me taking it out on others. So I am issuing this public apology to all the lolis whose feelings I have hurt and disappointed with needless rudeness and malice across MGC in the past few days. Also because I am legally obligated by the city court to make this statement in lieu of the $250000 lawsuit I've been slapped with by all families involved for making their children cry for no good reason, resulting in property damage and physical harm.
To the Jinko who I humiliated in the city park, I am sorry for tearing your flower up. It was pretty and I was mean.
To the Hellhound whose drawing I tore to pieces in the cafe on kakuen street, your drawing was nice and I was wrong to do so.
To the Kikimora child who tried to sell me a pie at her street vendor, I am sorry for throwing it on the ground and knocking you over. I am sure it was delicious.
To the Baphomet whose expensive drone I threw into traffic, at least now you'll be able to buy ten more since this lawsuit is basically ending my life and expenses hahaha.
To the Wight I threw over a bridge, I am sorry for not becoming a human stool and knowing my place as a filthy commoner in the presence of nobility.

Monster Bullying Gang is also effectively disbanded as of this moment. Being mean and angry is more exhausting than being nice and amiable is. Thank you for listening, now I'm goin to jail because I've been sentenced to correctional rehab by the court on top of being financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560365
Justice is served!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45560365
>the most notorious criminal in MGC
>just a guy who made lolis cry

[Anonymous No.]

i woek up and saw her, the great beast that's my every waking moment, not a moment goes by when my mind sees her countenance, I try to think of other things but its visage is burned into mine very eyes.
Its awesome image is something I cannot forget
Why should I ever want more then that
I have no other desire but to see it again and again everyday I wake from my slumber.
The creature is this picture and all will know her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560035
>Miss Basilisk is molting and even more mortified to go out in public.
I love her so much and she needs more content. I shall proceed...

>be me
>be single 19 y/o Basilisk
>its the time of the year where my skin comes off
>already called out of work at Wanmart for the next two weeks
>as much as my Danuki boss wants my hours, she doesn't want to have the Wurm janitor she adopted as a diversity-hire/mascot to demolish the brand new laminate floors in her attempts to pick up flakes of my skin
>already have a warm bath drawn to make the ordeal smoother, and a fresh copy of Men of Gaia to read
>even got those incense-candle-things to get even more comfy
>feel pretty bad with everything being so sensitive where the new layer is coming in and peeling it feels really bad
>but at least I'm comfy
>go to check my front door for the Dragonium glasses I ordered, which should hopefully let me do more than sit behind the customer service desk and talk
>I may even finally be able to see a man without having to do any of the sneakier stuff I was too clumsy to pull off
>at least I won't spill my spaghetti if I get too close
>feel around for a package for 5 minutes before stumbling on a note at the bottom of the ramp leading into my door
>take it inside
>'We apologize, Ms. Basilisk, but your package requires signature to pick up and our delivery-woman was unable to see you in person. Please go to your nearest post-office to retrieve it. Again, we apologize for any inconvenience.'
>lilithscunt.jpg
>have to stop everything I'm doing and go out there, like this
>somehow getting dressed now is even worse since I have to cover up my lower-body (yes, the snek parts are mostly our bodies, the tail doesn't really start till the end, common misconception)
>finish up by putting on my mask and shuffle out the door
>everything is cold and the wind brushing against the new layers while rustling the old one, yet to fully release itself, is making the unscaled parts of my skin flush up
>dont realize I'm covering my cloaca with extra fabric and my claws while my other arm clutches by chest
>pleasedonttouchmepleasedonttouchmepleasedonttouchme
>make at least 5 close calls before I can feel the heat and dodge out of the way awkwardly
>finally make it to the post office
>"Hey Miss Basilisk!" a male voice says "here for a package?"
>"Uh yes, I'm here to retrieve a packa-" I stop before realizing what I just heard
>a human male is working here apparently
>I assume he's already taken so I recollect myself and try to approach him normally
>"A package, yes, I'm here to pick up a package."
>"Oh, I see, we just had a delivery drop off some boxes so I'll look through the batch."
>I can hear him walk past me and around the desk into another room, but during then my dumbass just had to fork my tongue out of habit and taste the mana in the air
>he's unclaimed
>this is the first time I've ever seen an unclaimed man in this city, must someone who came from a liberated Order kingdom
>a part of me wants to try and approach him, take my chance now before he gets snatched by some wan
>but I look like I am literally dying
>of course the one day I meet someone it has to be today
>maybe I can salvage this
>"Here you are, now I'll just need your signature." he interrupted my train of thought
>"Uh... Yeah! Signature, yes I will sign this thing..."
>inching my claw towards him makes my skin go from pink to bloodshot
>"I need to take off my mask to sign this! Uh... Can I do it in the bathroom?.."
>by Mao what am I saying, I know how to write with this on but for some reason I feel like I need to run away
>"Unfortunately ma'am, I have to see you write it out to confirm it isn't forged. I do hope you understand."
"Oh, I see, my apologies, I didn't mean to cause any issues! Just know it may be sloppy..."
>"That's fine, I can just tell you if its good by looking it over. Think that would work?"
>before I can object, I nod out of instinct and he's already over my shoulder
>if he breathes I will faint
>the pen rattles in my talons for a while before I quickly scribble something down that not at all resembles my signature, but is somehow accepted by him
>dammit he's taking pity on me
>"If you don't mind, I would like to try them on. I know I already asked but, uh, can you show me where the bathroom is? If you see my eyes..."
>"Down the hall and to the left, should have braille writing on the walls to let you know just in-case!"
>"Th-thank you..."
>defeatedly slither into the bathroom
>after getting in front of the mirror, I can finally look at myself
>I have flakes of skin coming off the sides and a big chunk coming off my ear
>I look hideous
>tears start to well as I sink a claw into the tape and unpackage my gift
>this was supposed to be the thing that gives me a chance not ruins it
>I'm almost tempted to flush it
>decide not to since I could at least get my money back
>(1/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559605
Just one day I'd like to wake up to this
Reality is so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560461
damn, i want more

[Anonymous No.]

Cute kej tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lim wife. I'll take Lim no.82 as happily as I would Druella. Tomboy? NEET? Gyaru? Ojou-sama? It doesn't matter. I just want a Lim to make happy because having a happy Lim by my side for eternity would make me the happiest man alive. I'll make sure she's spoiled with soft kisses and princess carries and comfy snuggles and tasty meals and gentle massages and horn polishing and so many daughterus that we'll need a school bus to go visit her parents. Is that so much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560546
(You) are just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560461
Forgot an arrow but oh well.
>also decide to test them out on my way back home to at least get a taste as to what its like to be in public without the mask
>after a good sob session and some skin-disposal, I emerge from my refuge
>moving through the post office takes me out of my own head for a moment
>all the new sights are a lot to take in
>but then I see HIM
>and he absolutely sees me
>the look on his face is one I dreaded
>shock
>"Wow, those, they, they really compliment the look." he was red when he said this.
>wut
>why would that be his first thought?
>I stammer out a thank you and ask him profusely if they are working, going over every possible symptom of seeing a Basilisk's eyes and being poisoned by their venom
>everything seems fine until we reach the part about him getting feelings for me
>I can tell it made him uncomfortable and I really regretted bringing it up
>"Well, you're a very pretty lady if I had to say by personal thoughts and, while I may not know you very well, I can definitely say you seem nice."
>"...You're only saying that to make me feel better..." I say, going totally limp
>I don't want to force him to lie, I know this appearance of mine is horrendous and if most men knew that molting was a thing for any reptillian Mamano our kind would have gone extinct
>"No, I mean it!"
>"Look at me! Look at my face, my body, it is LITERALLY falling apart! Listen, you seem like a sweet guy and all but at a certain point it just becomes a reminder. Please... I just need to go home and fix this..."
>"Oh... I didn't know it was an issue."
>"What do you mean you didn't know? The issue is obvious, I saw how I looked in the mirror, I had skin coming off, you saw it! I looked hideous!"
>"Well what I'm saying is that I didn't notice, and besides, its not right of me to hold that against you. I mean, you don't see me going around harassing Matango couples for being... Different."
>is he serious?
>on one hand I can't believe it because that would just be too convenient, if humans were capable of being this open-minded, then that would go against everything she had heard about humans on 4mon from slimes and devilbugs complaining about lack of dates
>on the other, everything he said made since, and he clearly is presenting valid thoughts on the matter that didn't come from nowhere
>"Listen, I get off work in about half an hour. Do you want to talk about this after? I really would feel awful if someone like you had to feel so bad. Hey! Since you don't need the mask, maybe I can take you to that Merrow play by the seafront district. I was planning on going with my sister but she had to cancel now that her horns are coming in."
>double wut
>did- did he just ask me on a date?
>I freeze in place for a moment before a quick wave from the boy snaps me out of it
>"YES! I mean- Yes, I think that would be great!"
>I won! I fucking won! I did the thing! or he did? I don't know but fuck my heart is racing
>"Would it be alright if I wait here?"
>can't risk someone getting him not even if that time is as short as 30 minutes
>any moment that goes by is an opportunity for some greedy whore to steal him!
>"I don't think anyone would mind."
>"Thank you! Thank you so much!"
>without even thinking, I leap on him, and squeeze him as tight as I can, getting a coil around his legs
>the sensitivity though was something I didn't take into account as my sigh comes out more like a moan
>I cover my mouth in shock
>but he just... laughs and pats my head?!
>I go to sit back down and after that, we're both blushing and giving shy looks to each other when we think the other isn't noticing while I write this post and he organizes paperwork
I'm so excited 4mon, I got a date! A potential hubby! I don't need suggestions for kid names, but I haven't even considered what toys I would want to get them or what shows would safe to show them. Any of you gals with experience have recommendations? Also, what should I expect from this? My mother got my father the old-fashioned way so this whole dating experience is just so foreign to me. Please give me advice!
>(1/2)

[Anonymous No.]

Elf (Queen)
https://files.catbox.moe/t33m73.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello, little brother...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPt4jcFskkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560604
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45554460
Large monsters fall for the free beer prank at a rate of 105%

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556411
Wurm-chan, put him back. Someone might miss him

[Anonymous No.]

This mg is:
Life changing Informative
Inspiring Heartwarming
Useful calming Enjoyable
Other

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560672
You've made Wurmy sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that honey bee honey is a good way to soothe a sore throat.
They even sell some of it when the flu goes around as they always seem to have more than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560764
>always seem to have more than you'd think.
And yet honey prices are steady! Why don't they release some of that honey reserve?
I hate big beesness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560789
revolt against big bee, turn to big wasp. They will make the honey flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560714
The worst thing you can do

[Anonymous No.]

W-Wyrm, please, put the axe down... I'm sorry I said I don't like rocks, now put the axe down before someone gets hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560837
Look at her face, she just wants to show her axe anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560837
Miss Wurm, that doesn't look very safe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559476
But half those movies are homemade Hubby-Maido pr0n.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560837
> wurmy's face when anon wants her to break something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560837
Wurm has accidentally bisected her boyfriend playing with deadly weapons! Oopsie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560124
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of the fanart in the galleries kind of looks like it was made by kids. The idea that people at the age and demographic to be drawing pictures of Sonic getting crucified or something are instead doing MGE fanart is troubling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560461
>>45560604
Nice green, you're gay tho

[Anonymous No.]

Fav unpopular monster type? Mine is mimics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560954
Moon bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559371
Looks at that cute little face, imagine putting your cold hands in those ears or bear hugging her until she smiles again. I do in-between daydreams where I get killed.
>>45560461
>>45560604
Good job anon, that's quality post. Thank you for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560954
Are ochimushas rare enough to be considered unpopular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561020
>pic
I prefer my Ochis in full body armor to stuff like that. Makes the teasing even more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560954
Ittan momen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560124
Amazing, I love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45555724
an... orb...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561067
Yeah man, an orb
Don't tell me you don't know how to use orbs

[Anonymous No.]

need a larger monster to use me as a daki and suffocate me in their scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561067
>>45555724
>>45561080
Huh, I didn't think those green texts were good enough to catch on even a smidge. I was drunk posting shitty green texts like a month or two ago about monster girls with soulmate tracking orbs finding random Anons and nabbing them. Now I'm writing a story about the depressed, stinky NEET Lilim who invented them and have a few stories lined up revolving around them for when I finish the story.

[Anonymous No.]

i nutted to slimes again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556246
cute. would tune in on my way to work

[Anonymous No.]

I am in my flannel pajamas. I have my heated blanket on. The fan is gently blowing. All I lack is a Lim to spoon. I hope I see her in my dreams. Good night Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561109
good job! keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561086
Compass orb to find your waifu are great because they delete my biggest fear, getting rape or forcefully wed to a race I dislike (lot of them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560514
>>45560656
>>45560901
>>45560946
>>45561007
>>45561056
Thanks for the positive feedback! This is actually my first time uploading my work on any MG community so I'm glad it worked out. Hopefully this will mean that my main series will be good.
By the way, where would you guys suggest I upload this stuff so it doesn't get wiped? I'd hate to make something as good as the Paladin substitute greentext and lose that too.

[Anonymous No.]

If after a big fight, I break a malef's horn does it mean that I'm her master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561202
No, it means you're getting raped twice as hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561206
But if you beat a dragon she becomes a sub, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561212
well, it depends on the dragon. they're individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561212
No that's salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561156
I would cry if a slime corroded my two-handed sword.
I don't even want to "defeat the evil demon queen" or anything, I just want to have cool fights with monsters and eventually settle down with whatever rival I end up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561195
I'd honestly just throw it up on A03.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561212
>>45561216
How do you tame a malef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561212
No, that’s Umi Oshos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561216
>>45561219
How do you tame a malef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561229
this is a bit like asking 'how do you tame a bear'. it's not really possible. you can try doing it the same way you would any other lizard, but don't be surprised if it doesn't stick and she attacks you out of nowhere two years from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45559901
Me, I have no problem.
If Dr.U.Nicorn can rebuild pelvises that look like a jigsaw puzzle box thrown into a blender; then repairing broken bones, major cuts, even missing pieces or major trauma should be fixable.
>I'm not into gore for edginess, but if it makes a sensible plotpoint, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561237
>she attacks you out of nowhere two years from now.
Don’t blame her, you should have kept giving her hunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561237
I can cheat with a raging mushroom but if I have to marry malef I want to mere'd it first. I thought that winning mere'd dragons.
>>45561240
She can fix it but the pain in between would be horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561250
a malef is a powerful, resilient monster. mere'ing her is a temporary measure, and will likely just make her more enthusiastic to mere you the next time you let your guard down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561254
Well, raging mushrooms for the win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561260
your sex life sounds boring. if you want to mate competitively with a wild animal you should be able to accept that the person on top will change from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561260
>Malef being all haughty and mocking anon for being a "mere ape"
>tells him to get down on his knees and worship her scaly feet
>anon releases the valve on his inhaler, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes
>"do you feel in charge?"
Buy an inhaler and make sure to always have enough raging mushroom gas. Hate sex turning into passionate lovely sex seems like a cool idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561265
I refuse to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560882
>>45561240
>be Dr.U.Nicorn
>a busy day's clinic over, snuggling with her Husbando, sipping hot chocolates and watching RataNewsNetwork
>there's a frantic banging on her door
>It's that dumb Wurm again
>"Ok, what have you done to yourself now?"
>Wurm can't even speak, she's up holding 2 blood-soaked baskets
>Anon's lifeless head is sticking out of one
>Anon's feet sticking out of the other
>"Shit!!! Get him inside and on the table! Husbando, get your cock out and get hard fast, I'm going to need a shitload of mana pumped into me! Stat!"
>
>It was six weeks before Wurm was even allowed to give her Anon a carefully supervised handjob, almost 2 months until his mended spine could manage slow Missionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561277
>Gore or torture on man
>Good
>Ryona or even a little bit of violence on mamono
>Bad
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561273
baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561284
Not wanting to get dom'd is being a baby now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561282
It wasn't torture/gore, it was >>45560837
a simple Wurm accident with her finding a sharp object and tripping over poor Anon. Shit happens, and DocU has to keep fixing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561295
Bad faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561273
You'll lose and you'll enjoy it. Brats like you get pleasured so hard when they lose they get addicted to losing and start doing it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561282
easy. monsters are good and pure, and so violence against them is sin. man is wicked and sinful, and so violence against him is just.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561300
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561282
You act as if this shit is normal here and he's not some shitposting retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561300
>>45561303
This is peak monstergirl. Deny it all you want, but it's true.
Good boys belong on the bottom, it's just that simple. Why fight the inevitable?

[Anonymous No.]

>You have been captured and imprisoned by a tribe of amazon-like anubises that inhabits a small village in a desert oasis far from the rest of civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561300
>addicted to losing
y;, no. i wouldn't, i'm not,,.. aughhgu god fuck it should be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561309
I'm going to break up all their lego constructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
I will over dose on raging mushroom and win. You can't stop me since KC is based and give us this item

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
ah yes, bottom being 6 feet under after an ogre breaks my face, as was intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561109
>ehehe~ I didn't know human boys could make slime too~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
This anon understands the fundamental appeal of monstergirls.
>>45561324
This anon wants to have sex with a blue woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561321
You aren't breaking anything. You're their prisoner.
They do marvel at you because they've never seen someone with such pale skin before. At least, that's what you think is going on. Their remote tribe speaks a language no one else in the world does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561282
The penis shoots life, this is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561326
it’s either that or putting a turtle 6 feet under after breaking her face. pick one simpleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
I wonder what they're talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561309
Suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
>monstergirls like skub
say no more they must be wiped from the face of the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561298
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>"humans should be under monsters, that's the whole point of the setting"
>the DL made gremlins easy and fun to pick up, and their chairs easy to short-circuit
some of you probably also think unmarried shirohebi rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561327
>coom in a slime
>watch your swimmers swooping through her goo to get to the core

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561334
>This anon wants to have sex with a blue woman
C-can I have a blue woman too? I will happily continue to spread the good word!
>>45561357
Helping good boys be the best they can be. Silly things sometimes fight against their own nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561080
But I don’t wanna to stare at Lich’s toes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561359
You hate anubises that much huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561229
>How do you tame a malef?
Actually, I have a Malef character I've really wanted to write about for a while. Her whole concept is that she rejected her people's tradition out of her attributing it to her personal problems in her childhood. She pretends to be a Lizardman, and when the full plate-mail comes off, a Dragonnewt, to distance herself from it as much as possible while living a adventurer's life that she thinks will get her a man who won't see her as an evil dragon, but a regular person. At some point she retires after realizing that all she was doing was either fighting rookie Orderites who could never hope to beat her or heroes who had enough experience with her people to hold biases. After the portals open, she retires and becomes a retail worker in an attempt to make herself an Earth normie, but is forced back into adventuring when that gives her nothing and she is given a offer she cannot refuse. It leads to her meeting the other protagonist who is a human that traveled from Earth to the MGE-verse to be an adventurer. He himself has similar problems to her, so the two help each other get over their personal problems through them becoming a couple. They also compliment each other's skill sets as most problems in this setting require being able to beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561337
>they've never seen someone with such pale skin before
>speaks a language no one else in the world does.
You sure about that? It's probably something like
>bix nood mothafucka look dis whitey
>ayoooo we gun give you lotsa lovin white boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561381
Being micromanaged by autists isn’t everyone’s fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a kiki's weakness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561392
Using anon as a criteria for her standards.
>anon has shit taste
>her meals become objectively shitty to please him
It’s all your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45561391
It's more that you'll become the village's curiosity than getting bossed around, especially when you're the only male for a thousand miles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561405
Delete this post please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561405
Does it work on Shogs though?

[Anonymous No.]

Miss wisp says you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561406
>they will gawk and stare instead of making a sex rota
So humans with jackal parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561403
>she somehow cooks the perfect McSlop with all the sodium and preservatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561388
Interesting, but I dont see how a retired-Malef can hide as an Earth retail worker.
In a very fantasy genre, that might be a bit too fantastical, but if you have a plot to manage it, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561422
I never said you wouldn't get lewded. I'm just saying, instead of being bossed around, you'll be treated like a curiosity. Something everyone is interested in, but doesn't want to hurt or break. No. You're definitely getting lewded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561392
I'm not sure, but I know she's strong against Anons with poor manners and etiquette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561405
If you want to buy a 'Slime suck&blow' just go down any dark alley in the Goo-district with five Goldcoins.

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters were made to be on top then why can you literally walk into any sabbath and take whichever girl you want home?
Checkmate, orderite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561413
Shoggoths cheat. The only way to contain them is to study abyssal magic for the right seals, and then you've driven yourself insane.

Or you can just ask them to create something that can seal them and then tell them to enter it. That actually works well. But she'll still show up in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561381
Anubis mix with Amazon make it unbearable. I can't follow a schedule and being trap in a cage in the middle of the desert make it even worse. I consider wisp preferable and God knows how much I hate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561388
>be born to dominate the hairless apes under dragon rule
>decide to work a retail job beneath them
>”kneel before my level 99 mastery of the exchange calculatron cuntslaves!”
Playing to profile would be better. Is the Devil Is A Part-Timer any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561392
Pettin, just like any beast girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561485
Your schedule:
>7am - 8am: Breakfast
>8am - 12pm: Look cute
>12pm - 1pm: Lunch
>1pm - 3pm: Breeding session with selected anubis
>3pm - 6pm: Look cute
>6pm - 7pm: Dinner
>7pm - 11pm: Breeding session
>11pm - 7am: Sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561388
I like your idea, humble malef would be far more enjoyable. I don't think that you should include a murderhobo order paladin or mamono beating the shit out of it. Demon silver is a thing

[Anonymous No.]

You can defeat malef dragon by destroying the field spell card

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561505
From free human being to exotic pet, sorry but it's not for me. I'm sure that some anon will like it but it's too far from what I consider a good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561435
>implying anyone will follow a schedule devised by a thousand thirsty Anubi without being ordered to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561521
Your anubis caretaker will make sure you're on schedule. It's in her schedule to keep you on schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561429
She cries herself to sleep every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561513
>Magical cylinder her 8000 atk monster
>She cries and says that it's unfair
In soon to be 2024, how can you let my magical cylinder on the field and complain about trap card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561520
Then why the fuck are you even replying to the post if you want nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561530
>the word “ejaculate” appear 5000 times on the daily schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561544
To give my opinion? Don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561020
Probably mid-popularity. Enough to get a passing mention now and again, but beyond amoeba’s lizardman story I’ve barely seen a writefag pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561478
Almost cute enough to induce regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561530
>autismwan caretaker says it's time for your dinner
>she did not know anon hid his breakfast for later
>anon proceeds to eat breakfast instead of dinner
>autismdog's brain short circuits
>she drops on the floor and turns into a mere yelping bitch in heat frantically doing pelvic thrusts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561583
how do you bark break the various other wans?

[Anonymous No.]

>retail Malef is now manager of WacArnold’s
>her fries are *perfect*
>”Yeeeeeessss! Gorge yourselves upon the fried comestibles, lowly apes! It will make you all the more ripe for my salacious conquest of the tri-state area! Mwahahaha!”
>people nod politely at her rants as they continue eating
>Order knight stands and walks to the counter and asks for a shake
>Malef must admit defeat as the shake machine is still down
Orderbros can’t stop winning!

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>mugger in MGC
>want to nab small monsters at night and take their purses and wallets to feel powerful out of inferiority complex
>someone's coming down the sidewalk
>spring out of the alley with crowbar in hand to spook them into relinquishing their purse and money
>mfw its a fucking Ogre and not the weak rabbit girls I was thinking I would run into at night
>mfw she says she'll take my wallet instead and cracks her knuckles
I did not make a wise decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561618
>bark break
You unironically have the big gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561433
She wouldn't be hiding it so much as taking advantage of Earth's lack of experience with her people. But to your credit, she is well aware of the fact that even on Earth just being a Dragon at all has a reputation, albeit a different one.

>>45561508
>I don't think that you should include a murderhobo order paladin or mamono beating the shit out of it.
I agree. The way I intend to get around it is by her being a literal tank with her armor and physiology only being affected by other Mamano or stuff that can be outplayed consistently.
Furthermore, any beat-downs would come to evil humans or non-Mamano intelligent lifeforms taking it. Even then, death and injury is a very loose term, and more of a way to take characters out of action temporarily than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561624
Do Order Knights really go into restaurants in full plate and sit down and eat with just their visors lifted?
Do Orderites really... and they have the audacity to accuse others of being dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561631
you are right, I will dispose of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561631
>>45561637
Too late, I will now make sure that every thread will have at least one mention of bark breaking the autism wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561633
Demon silver weapons could work on her, like that anyone who want to have honorable fight with her have a chance. Kinda like iron beast does in his stories.
Mamono inflicting pain or suffering feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561635
Telephone booths haven’t been invented and then made obsolete yet. Please understand.
>>45561637
Unexpected, but okay. Try Alps instead?It’s literally a gay /pol/ reference, if you didn’t know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45556254
12 gauge, though she also does .45 ACP for fun sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

What does an Orderite picking on a Vampire do when the Vampire points out that he's just as much of a dork for wearing a full set of armor and a cape when he literally lives in the age of the smartphone and 5G?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561714
He blinds her with his Holy Light attack (the UV flashlight he bought on Amazoness for $40)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561691
> muhFuddy-Five ACP
She's definitely a Hag mamono.
Even the slav Proto-Kikis use CZs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561714
It's a phase for him and he hasn't been doing it for centuries like she has

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561714
>smartphones
>5G
His faith will protect him from her abstruse magic words. Her eldritch speech cannot penetrate the shield of his convictions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561635
>with their visors lifted?
Well, there's the type that never take their helmets off. Even during baths or when sleeping. They'll go out bare-chested, showing off all their muscle, but still wearing a full helmet.
Apparently eating through a helm is an art that you can learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>don't take the jab because it's obviously succubus nostrum
>get corrupted with 5G waves instead
You vill eat out ze bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561392
>weakness?
Being dominated by her Mashtah.
>>adult Anon and quiet shy Kiki
>she keeps bending over while cleaning, dusting, every possible chore
>eventually Mashtah will snap and raep

>>shota Anon and stern Nanny-Kiki
>she's cleaning under the bed
>finds the 'special-sock'
>YoungMashtah knows he's about to be in big trouble
>only one faint chance to stop her
>SurpriseShotaAssraep!
>it's like a rodeo ride, jump on, dick in, and hold tight until she 'awoo's
Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

anon is on a quest
an epic quest to collect every type of dragon and breed them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561635
I know, its almost like the LARPers were made for each other. I suppose that's how the big succ herself hit it off so well with her hero-hubby when she started going off about creating a utopia where monsters and humans support one another.

>>45561675
>Mamono inflicting pain or suffering feels wrong.
Again, agreed. Not every conflict will involve her, and while she may be a pacifist like other Mamano, her companion isn't always on her leash and he has a low bullshit tolerance from people who hurt others. Even then, he isn't a particularly vengeful person, its more of an excuse he has to verbally berate people to vent his frustration and maybe punch a murderhobo in the mouth once or twice. Naturally, this tendency of his will be tempered by him being corrected by the Malef, who starts to understand that maybe its okay for her to indulge the parts of her species that aid her in being controlling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561732
>>45561752
PaladinAnons are safe from 5G as their helms are a Faraday Cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561777
I see, it's indeed the best compromise. Personally I don't like femdom ( being on a "imaginary or not" leash or getting corrected) so I won't read it BUT this is the kind of story that a lot of anon like and want. I hope that you will write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561794
Otoh, DragonHorns probably act as 5G receivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561777
What Malef elements does she retain other than physical appearance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560124
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

Don't take the jab
Take the jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561450
>five Goldcoins.
3.silver.coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561887
Give her the jab (with your dick)

[Anonymous No.]

I will not nut in 'nubis
I want her to keep being autistic cold emotionless dog instead of slutdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561942
Just follow the schedule in the bed and she'll do the perfect starfish performance, along with emotionless faked moan at exactly 11:15:00 PM when you are supposed to bust your daily load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561775
even otohimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562087
Even the otohimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561235
If I'm remembering my fairytales correctly, the only thing that can defeat the villain is a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561277
Claws suck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562204
This why you should get yourself a Lamia and not a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561775
>[approving malef noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>be oclemoh
>catch myself an anon
>time to sacrifice him on the altar
>get to raping
>He screams
>turns out I have spikes in my pussy
>it's a kot thing
>Guess this is why it's called a sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562250
>be malef
>be covered in spikes
>catch anon
>oh shit he's bleeding
>my scales don't feel good at all
>I'm a lethal weapon
>how am I meant to be the pinnacle of sex?
>who made me this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562255
>>45562263
I like my women like my coffee: COVERED IN SPINES!!!!! Thanks KC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562354
I also like my posts like I like my autocorrect: TOTALLY RETARDED.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562385
Reminder that foxoplasmosis gives foxfags autism and they all babble about huffing fluffy tails all day every fucking day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562374
You clearly had zombie dragon on mind

[Anonymous No.]

zoomie dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562391
I have seen that same malef image in the thread almost every single day since it was made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562399
Clearly, it's time for Malef Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562385
Do foxes with multiple tails have multiple buttholes as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>Malef Dragon gives you a quest
>"take this totally-not-cursed amulet and deliver it to Miss Ryu's shrine"
>easy money, right?
>travel to Zipangu, drop off the amulet, and start traveling back to get paid
>after a day at sea, your ship is attacked by Malef Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562461
Wait, so if I give this amulet to a chesh I can get my own malef chesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562394
Apparently. Just need to add spikes to make her hip and modern! Malef blood adds spikes, doesn’t it? That would explain the hot mess that is Dragonewts.

[Anonymous No.]

Nu-mamonos are like nu-pokemons evolutions
Just add spikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561391
Funny, given the relationship between this place and the remedials fighting for the attention of a Japanese man who doesn’t even know they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

It'll take a whitehorn please. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>get ambushed by an angel
>get humiliated, forced to suck big tits and nonstop orgasms
>get added to her family as the youngest brother
>the entire angel population are your big sisters now
>“Little brother can’t say no to big sister”
>forced to bath together
>forced to sleep together
>sitting on chairs forbidden; you have to sit on angel lap
>angels now manage your ejaculations
>masturbating is forbidden; a big sister angel will take care of it whenever she wan- you need
>since you are so weak and can be raped by filthy monster girls they will also train your dick with oneesan sex
>“Little brother can’t say no” btw
This is your life. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562718
Anon that's good amount of aureola on display

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562718
Suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562730
Monster girls exploiting the new Twitch Meta you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562690
KC does know they exist. They talk to him and act with his approval. At least a few of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562736
Maybe if it was monsters. But these are good angels so no need.

[Anonymous No.]

>find big hag
>live in her clothing
It's just that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562718
Lose to angels, I guess? Mocking their halos etc is sufficient revenge.
>A Cupid gives you that sultry look.
>You’ve learned what they expect and whip it out.
>”Glad I don’t have to wear a stupid hat.” you say as she climbs astride.
>Elsewhere a Merrow screeches in outrage for no reason she can discern.
>You are forced into extra karezza as penance for your snarkery.
>Then you notice that a line of pink clad women has formed behind her.
>>45562736
Angels are auto-dispatched when nearly any variation of ‘Eros snackbar’ types of phrases are said — except for literally saying “Eros snackbar”. Funny story there, they eventually caught on to that one and stopped sending angels. They sanctified the owner and the franchise is doing well, but it’s not linked to the dispatch system anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wight to make fun of me for being poor. And then insist that she becomes my sugarmommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562770
You can't just censor nipples with a shota suckling on them

[Anonymous No.]

Snek pit full of snek's pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563071
Conceptualize the aroma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563081
no anon i cant think of musky apophis it will make me horny

[Anonymous No.]

eurd that i ended u here, because thinking back if things were only slightly different id probably be a fury

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563081
>>45563101
With how hot the desert is apophi must get very sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558383
It was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563122
I got bitten for calling her dark, steamy, purple cleavage 'death valley'

[Anonymous No.]

Consider musky demon bush after a long day of working.
Tights with no panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563132
>anons restraint and reason completely dying after his apophis definitely totally not wife shoves his head inito her cleavage as a "punishmnet" for such outrageous slander to her person.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn mess with tall meaty stern hag kiki maido by molesting her right until shes about to cum and stop right before
>as well make her clean in a maid outfit that has a very short skirt and have her with no bra so you can see just how aroused she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563192
>So you got graped and mindbroken by her biting you, right?
>uh... sure... right...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563255
I could take her on

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3477886
I want to watch WWE: Wight Wrestling Entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563271
did you draw this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563226
Sweaty snek tits how can pharaoh even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563255
>the weakest oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563287
No
I am just posting link to Luvia because she is an ojou-sama that does wrestling and there isn't a wight pic for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563255
How does she walk wearing those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563271
i remember really being into that touhou fan comic that was a parody of kinnkoman,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563226
I won't get graped, I will conquer a grape, really different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45560954
idk high orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be order explorer
>Find strange cat person in jungle you're trying to colonize
>Say hello
>It looks at you funny
>Replies in a language you don't understand
>She looks scary though, don't want to get on her bad side
>Think about how you used to interact with the stray cats in your old home city
>Kneel down, stick hand out, start rubbing your fingers together
>PSPSPSPSPSPSPS
>Strange cat person looks at you even more funny
>Starts walking towards you
>Stops about a foot away, leans down, sticks her paw out and
>PSPSPSPSPSPSPS
>First contact made

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
i like the military uniform but i dont like what its associated with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563391
Nazis or esdeath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561308
Selene and viccy story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563398
yes,
i mean edgelordnesss in general,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562690
No wonder Anubi and anal are so popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553758

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563407
Never
Beast has three ongoing stories to finish along with the roulette and mansion shorts and he takes months to write 2K
Loesnis more draws then writes nowdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563368
Nice, do you have more?

[Anonymous No.]

Ocelomeh doesn't meows she makes same "mweeh" sounds like greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Not trying to be rude or impatient or anything, but I asked for a whitehorn a little bit ago, and there's still no whitehorn at my house. So um, if you could please, expedite my order for a whitehorn. I'm really in need of one right now. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563471
Ocelomeh do chuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561374
>silly things sometimes fight against their own nature
i want a demon to help me be meek and spoiled and obedient...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563517
What happened in your life and made you fall this low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563531
be freed of what chains you to antiquated traditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561537
to be fair i would also be pretty dumbfounded if i got magic cylinder'd in the year of our lord 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563549
If you fall for my surprised magic cylinder, you're a wurm or don't play meta, either way you shouldn't cry, we are playing for fun. Dumb malef thinking she's superior to everyone with her red eye dragon deck in 2023

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562718
keep living the perfect life i have been thrust into and suck angel tits wdym?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563547
You're purposefully putting an another set of heavier chains, I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563579
PSA: every dragon will ask to have sex in her OG form at least once. Make sure you know what you're signing up for

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563578
... magic cylinder isn't meta, wurmy. it's... it's just not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45562718
something they don't tell you about sweet, overbearing mamono like this is that you can more or less wrap them around your little finger if you cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563531
The old ladies didn't molested me hard enough when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563620
I know, it's what I'm trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563637
unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563579
>ask malef if you can ride her
>half expecting her to get offended but instead she gets weirdly excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563507
I think he can come to an agreement:
Ocelomehs purr, Jinkos chuff.
That way every feline mamono can have their own thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563724
her dragon form is probably all chibi and cute

[Anonymous No.]

wurm but cat

[Anonymous No.]

wurm raised among holstaurs as one of their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563762
Bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

So what DO you do with an ancient evil after you unseal them? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563766
thats an average wurm tho? she go myoooo and makes milk?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563799
quick vibe check

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563799
Clitoral destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>dork couple of paladin and dark brave
>eat at a nice restaurant every Friday night with paladork in his mail and tabard while dork brave wears her spiky studded leather armor with extra belts and exposed vital areas
>fence in the lobby whil exchanging insults until the maitre'd comes to take them to their table at which point they sheath their weapons (he's using a longsword and she's using some sort of hybrid between a scythe, double-bit axe and a scimitar) and walk to their seats hand in hand
>go back to fencing once they're in their chairs but with the silverware instead
>take turns feeding each other once the food comes out but call out battlecries in latin/over-the-top special move names while they're doing so

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to demon
>Hey babe, I hope I don't CONTRACT feelings for you
>*finger guns*
>walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563799

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563886
Fingers guns have no proper response, truly an unbeatable move

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm but big
And chubby meaty soft

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to rat
>Hey babe, I hope I dont contRAT feelings for you
>*finger guns*
>walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563799

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563901
That's just regular wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563886
Demons humiliated yet again

[Anonymous No.]

wurms are just redneck dragons in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>walk up to jubjub
>hey bab- I, wait-
>there are sounds of a struggle as the jubjub attempts to latch onto your face
>it turns out she's actually quite strong
the rest of transcript was lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563946
they do have a taste for the moonshine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5YnQdhx80
>average jubjub family

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563919
Not remotely soft enough
Send her to the P'orc zone for a year

[Anonymous No.]

In another universe, there’s a lonely, single Yeti buying a dakimakura pillow of you

She’ll hug and snuggle her pillow tight on a cold winter’s night and cry herself to sleep because she hasn’t found a man to save yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563444
Suffering. I'd love Los to return to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563919
Wurmussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563549
its actually really hard to get magic cylindered even with magic cylinders because most its easy to figure that out, you have enough negates or removal, or you have a tower, dimensional wall is a better card

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563973
>can't will the portals open out of sheer rage to hug her
Angry anon noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563973
She will forget me as soon as she find someone else in the snow, fate or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563517
Me too, friend. Me too. Though I'd use spoiled, happy, and submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk up to chesh
>hey babe, hope I don't contrCAT feelings for you
>*finger guns*
>chesh falls over, gunshot wounds appearing over her chest
>coughs out a final line
>I died the way I lived... cringing.
>"dies"
>anon, in complete shock, leans down to inspect her body
>leglocked

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Anon. Eating by yourself again? Have some, it's on the house."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563965
they also love doing dirty jobs and are rather willing to help others in need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564021
I will never comeback in their restaurant if they do something like that. I don't want to be acknowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45558476
I would give a lilim the mandate to have supreme executive power if she uses my face as her throne. I am a tough negotiator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564021
Many weird yokai mamono hanging out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563973
What a stupid virgin loser lmao

[Anonymous No.]

In another universe you have sex with mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

wanna be level drained but am only level 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563904
>Walk up to dark musketeer
>Hey babe, I hope I don't contrHAT feelings for you
>*finger muskets which is like finger guns except you spend half a minute beforehand to mime priming, loading, ramming and cocking your fingerguns before pointing them*
>march away while "Over The Hills and Far Away" plays in the background

[Anonymous No.]

Fox butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk up to sandworm
>Hey babe, I hope I don't conTRACT feelings for you
>*finger guns*
>walk away
>road seems darker than normal though
>and more slimey
>and hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564133
>get kabedon'd by lvl 100 succ
>hehe looks like you won't be needing those lvls anymore nerd
>...
>wait your only lvl 1?
>come on nerd show me your questlog ill help you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564133
You are in luck, this game is made on grorious nippon spaghetti code folded 10000 times, so level drain can get you into negative levels. Don't mind the age bar, it's nothing important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564133
After levels run out it starts coming off your age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564133
>Get in level debt to hag danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564133
>"Alright anon, I'll give you just a FEW of my levels."
>Immediately drains them back when you turn around

[Anonymous No.]

Went back to making lines with a soft brush. I can't really decide If prefer this or the harder looking pen brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564156
>get level drained(?) by eldritch entity
>your experience meter now has an angle as well as a magnitude
>you're still not sure what the angle means

[Anonymous No.]

wanna be knowledge drained by a haku but i havent gotten any gold star stickers from her

[Anonymous No.]

New year approaching, no escape from family dinner and the usual, are you still single. Help, portal now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564138
>somewhere a hellhound gets the inexplicable urge to pull her family's ancestral 7-barrelled demon gun from the closet and shoot the nearest French/Spanish-themed monstergirl while yelling at the top of her lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564216
My folks know I'm a dateless, traumatized train-wreck so they don't bother to ask. I suppose that's a win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564177
Three skulls, two flowers. What is she signaling to me? When our love blossoms, we'll have three kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553758

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564230
Must be awkward but it's better. My mother still have hope sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564236
Black skulls, what a weird detail, yes really weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564248
>Must be awkward
>"you dating yet?'
>"no, still 15 years behind on all the therapy I need to deal with your shit"
Why couldn't I have had nice monster parents who loved me.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate monsters

[Anonymous No.]

hatter butt doko

[Anonymous No.]

Thread got sad. Wishing yetis for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe we all deserve hag correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564299
*hat correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564299
*loving wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Malef: "Your tribute is on time, well done, you would make a fine servant."
>I am just a pizza delivery guy
>she does this every time
>at least she tends to tip generously

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564294
She vores people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564308
You're hers already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564305
>>45564307
Depending on who you ask there is no difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564299
I'm going to keep the hag correction, thank you very much. Specifically of the mofu variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564177
Undead are the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

hatter butt is something i want to smack

[Anonymous No.]

oh no
you encountered the ultimate rape creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564310
>Anon sits alone in a dark room, watching. Waiting.
>Finally his moment has come. Someone has posted something cute.
>Hands trembling with excitement he begins furiously typing with stained fingers.
>"...Vore"
>His laughter echos off the dank walls of his closet. The cat sleeping on his pile of dirty laundry looks up in annoyance.
>He slaps his back and congratulates himself on yet another display of his great wit.
>Chuckles fading into the black night he once again hunches over his keyboard and waits for his next opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

hatter butt is something i snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564355
k, i give her a monte cristo then go on my way

[Anonymous No.]

hatter butt is something

[Anonymous No.]

hatter butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564368
For some anons, hatter butt is everything.

[Anonymous No.]

hatter

[Anonymous No.]

butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563984
He’s too busy drawing chicks with dicks like a fag. Refuses to learn to draw men so he draws futanari monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

hatter culo in choco

[Anonymous No.]

hatter handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564389
And? If he keeps it out of the thread, more power to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564418
Chicks with dicks is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>NOOO ANON I WAS JUST JOKING THAT YOUR PENIS IS SMALL DONT LEAVE NOOO

[Anonymous No.]

hatter job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564356
i did all of these things in that exact order

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564216
My parents and most of my extended family don't ask either. Probably doesn't help that I'm quiet and autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564424
This is why I don't like chesh
I'm far too quick to shift into depression mode so any jabs she takes is guaranteed sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564484
I'd just agree with every mean thing a monster girl says about me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564580
miss witch lean...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn have a cursed d guard Bowie knife gf
> swn talk shit about them damn yanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564580
All of barbariank's liches make me want to mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564580
I want this creepy undead nerd and be her big dumb lug of a husband

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564484
Me too but she's my favorite and I feel like she wouldn't say that kind of thing, just gentle joke. If she acts like the magus story where she harass the mc constantly, I would off myself in less than 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564624
2 years later

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564299
Pharaoh hag for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564670
why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564680
like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564680
Because she is a glorious goddess. It's what they do. Works for me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564651
you realize that little girl will grow up and bring to your house some smelly /jp/ neet as her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564690
well her divineness has a meeting with the sun elves in 5 minutes so she better stop mucking around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564691
She's just like her mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564706
>sun elves
Damn, she got some important diplomacy going on. Her statesmanship is amazing, among other things!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564876
no more hugs will

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna be in ocelh land post colmbus
and see the cute taco kot villages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564876

[Anonymous No.]

I will always worship chocolate women

[Anonymous No.]

"Hah, very well demon. Since you think so lowly of my devotion to my goddess, I shall read your contract before rendering it into tinder."

...

"Wing burritos?"

[Anonymous No.]

southern bogie hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564894
"Wait... TWO cups of chocolate milk a day?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564892
It can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564887
Bogie is one of my favorites. I wouldn't mind being corrected by one.
>>45564892
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564919
What a pervert! And what's with all the damn filters?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564917
>evil space pharaoh
can anything stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564919
W-w-what about my promotion, boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564930
A good massage will calm her down. Also chart a course to a nice resort planet. These things will produce happy space pharaoh noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564935
your getting promoted to hot water bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564940
>happy space pharaoh noises.
what are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564945
>Oh, so anon wants a raise does he?
>I'll give him a 'raise'
>Just not the 'raise' he's expecting
>As in I'm going to 'raise' his penis
>As in I'm going to give him an errection
>As in I'm going to fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564919
apophises dont wear ties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564951
Royal moans reverberating throughout the space ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564163
Leak into the pussy diaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564691
Cycle of life, her family gave me a chance, I will give him a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>sucking my anons dick
>hehe, I have a great prank.
>keep on sucking until I feel his dick twitch
>he starts spurting
>Halfway through I teleport my head off and start to kiss him
>there's something still in my mouth
>it's his dick
>the loser is licking his own dick in my mouth!
>but he doesn't have cheshire teleport powers
>oh god
>oh fuck
>he's bleeding from where it used to be attached
>and still cumming
>I didn't know it worked like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565062
Nah fuck off, your anti-chesh propaganda won't work

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters cannot handle the power of BRO power.
>be me, Order Knight
>bro around everywhere with a fellow Order Knight who I have known since joining the Order
>we never separate thus our BRO power we exuberate is always at full power
>both look alike wearing gothic plate sets, only difference being the shoulder which we fix our Chief God crests on
>we always synchronize our walk every time we be moving
>stroll on up into a Monster village and all the Monsters look at us and start fawning at how fucking cool we are
>Salamander in charge of defending the village snorts at us - "Who the hell are you? What do you want with our village?"
>"Village thou say?"
>"Oh, prithee, we thought this twas' the dork club."
>we both high five
>Salamander so visibly infuriated she starts popping veins
>we plant a flag of the Order
>my bro gets down on all fours behind the Sally and I push her and she trips over him into a mud puddle
>"We here'st by decreeth-"
>"-thou art hereby under the Chief God's dominion-"
>"-and if thou doth not like it-"
>"Talk to the hand."
>"Talk to the hand."
>"Bro let us go to the gas station now bro."
>"Yes bro, we shall drink the nectar of champions; Mountain Dew.'
>we stroll out of there looking cool as always
>Monsters so astonished by our display they cannot even cogitate a reaction, they know they've been beaten

Monsters fear the power of the BROS because they are HOES, and HOES cannot come before BROS.

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>teleport mentos into anon's coke as he's about to drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>teleport table legs into anons big toe's path as he's walking

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>teleport anon into the sun as a prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565143
>>45565130
>>45565138
Life time

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>teleport in front of anon naked and twerking in his sight line 24/7
>the moment anyone else is looking, however, she disappears
>"why can't you guys see the twerking purple cat?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>be cheshire cat
>teleport into anon's kitchen as he finishes making his cookies
>try to steal one
>fall on the ground choking
>see the 'anti-cringe' bottle on the counter too late
>anon comes in and ties her up
>chesh too weak to resist as he torments her with headscratches for the entire weekend

[Anonymous No.]

what if wonderland p'orc girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565129
Monster sisters which duo do we call to stop the Order bros? Kiki and Shog and Apophis and Pharaoh both have trouble working together, their duos don't stand a chance against these two. Do we send Wight and Lich? Bogie and Bogey? Red and Blue Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565204
pork for the wock god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565209
ryu and wurm

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never going to marry any monster girls! I'm going to travel around the world and impregnate monster girls before moving on to the next town/village/city! I'll never stop and never settle down!

[Anonymous No.]

im going to marry generic holst hag 43 and have 43 generic holst daughters and live genericville

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565288
I have no idea how anons could settle with only trying out one monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565243
But they won't work well either! Ryu will just get picked on for being a dorky false goddess and Wurm is dumb so she won't know what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

Me and my pyow agree that we should NEVER EVER get married!
We're gonna stay FRIENDS FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565311
one to make it rain heavily and the other to lure the both of them into her cozy cabin, and she gives them nice food

[Anonymous No.]

This bunny breeding slaves package was very cheap for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I like this aussie a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563984
Unfortunately if he does the only chance it ends up on here is with a VPN since his neck of the woods is for whatever reason range banned for at least several years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565351
sick cunt put some shrimp on the barbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565150

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565352
He could just post it to AO3 under his name. We'd all see it. Anubis would scrape it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565336
The bunny on the right looks like she has a persistent gamer stench for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565391
>All of anon's snacks are already gone
At least she hasn't deleted any save files.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>monsters waiting out the starting town and final boss realize its been months and the hero hasn't turned up
>frustrated, the final boss leads a search for him hoping he hasn't gotten caught up doing sidequests an even the LVL1 Slimes report that no hero has been spotted trying to advance the main quests
>the innkeeper and shopkeeper and guild questgiver and skilltree trainer in the starting area all report no sign of the hero either
>finally the final boss finds him
>he's just been at the river area this whole time obsessed with the fishing activity
>he's been unknowingly grinding EXP from doing the fishing radiant quest over and over and over again
>final boss gets mad
>"What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
>hero, confused, just says he likes fishing a lot
>final boss demands he stop and fight her
>hero oneshots her with one punch that sends her flying into the distance
>he's at LVL 389 from all the fishing EXP he got and the final boss Lilim was only LVL 99
>he just goes back to fishing while the other bosses and minions all discuss whether or not this means he's completed the main questline now or not

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565448
What does "krampus time" entail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565458
>eventually finds a pretty sahu on the end of his line due to rng
> He and her marry
>Still go out fishing
>is now known as the fishing hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565465
Chill out, fellow fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565062
Dr.U.Nicorn is sick of putting up with having to fix dumb Chesh shit.
>it's the real reason so many Unis go Bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565129
Ms.Tanuki is left wondering why those two Alps keep buying Futa potions while giggling and saying "Totally No Homo".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565491
finally, a way for alps to be happy without any anons involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>45565491
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564177
qt

[Anonymous No.]

Alps belong on their back with my hands on their hips and giving them what they deserve. I will have a harem of Alps. I will be the Alp King. I will make them into proper women, proper wives and most importantly proper mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>retard thinks MGE means two men can't possibly exhibit any form of friendship anymore or else le alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565528
don't care. I want hot yuri alps pretending to be men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564580
easy access lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564177
made for wightfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying to make Yuri a thing. Yuri is explicitly not a thing in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

45565533
I smell impending suicide on this estrogen laden post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565546
Futa-on-mamono isn't /u/ as it has a dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565546
I think it's nice to have relationships between monster girls that don't have the end goal of finding a man to have an "actual" relationship with, thus cheapening the entire idea of a harem.
I want a bunch of monster girls to choose me. I don't want monster girls to individually decide to choose me and just tolerate the existence of each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>/trash/ groomcord spam again

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565546
Until KC goes back and revises all the entries about corruption and various profiles like honeybees, some level of yuri will always be canon.
I don't personally care. Let people do what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565567
Aren't honeybees genuinely infertile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565567
Anon is observant.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565575
/pol/tards don't read the source material, they just hang out to screech into the void

[Anonymous No.]

>Waspfags now bringing out the dusty skeletons in beegirls closet
despicable behaviour, even for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565597
I just think beegirls are stupid. It's not like you can argue they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565491
Also Ms Tanuki
>Selling her breath in a bottle to a dedicated client
She has no room to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565597
more like beehavior nyaahahaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>NOOOOO YURI IS LE BAAAADDDD
Haha monsters scissoring go schlick schlick schlick
/poltard/ go REEEEE NO THAT IS NOT CANON!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>45565595
>schizo mick copypasting mockery of himself again
Absolutely pathetic, he can't even come up with shitposts on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45563531
As an academic (in-training), I am primarily devoted by my desire to have authority figures recognize me for being a good, smart, special boy. If I do not sublimate this desire into kink it will ruin my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565612
ms lim's going to be really embarrassed when anon misunderstands the situation and thinks she's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565609
>young nuki needs to get into business
>traveling merchant jobs all saturated
>starts a party catering service
>her hand blown balloons are a big hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565554
Exactly. The idea that the harem of women you love is just standing in line waiting their turn is... weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565612
you're not a woman so you're fantasizing about watching a monster you like fuck someone who isn't you, which is cuckoldry, which means you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565632
Maybe if you're a literal unironic cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565597
What do you expect. Bee girls are just fuzzy, hard working gals making candy in their neat, clean hive while Wasps are like the Legion of Goddamned Doom in their murder dome.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wasp slander again
Choke on your honey nut cheerios

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565647
Somehow when I imagine two puffy wet pussies slamming against each other I only view it as a positive thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565669
>everyone keeps bringing up buzzers
>Miss Mantis still sits alone in the dark remember the years she got content
When will the injustice end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565679
maybe if she spoke up more she'd get more content

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565674
Consider the fact that even in your wish-fulfillment fantasy, you can't help but to imagine women who are supposed to love you having sex with other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565684
>flustered mantis mumbles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>he does it
>for free

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565609
>>45565628
>>45565628
>It's like my Kiki Maido says: "Tanukis will always make Golds from degeneracy".
>She can't talk, she's obviously secretly into nerdy cosplay.
>I found her HugoBoss Lilim dress-up uniform in an old trunk up in the attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565687
Yes I try to imagine them as real people who have relationships with people and not just exist for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"so what do you do for a living?"
>"I lift things up and put them down"
>"excuse me?"
>"I lift things up and put them down"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565740
I bet she couldn't lift me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565567
I want to fuck my kiki maid while she is eating out my vampire wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565719
I pick A, I want to push her until she snaps and rapes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565595
It's not even a /pol/tard thing as it is a lack of media literacy. Even with the soft yuri elements of MGE ( i.e. How Honeybees get Alraune Nectar, Liliraunes luring in men, etc. ) it's always done to incite excitement in a prospective male partner. Even in a harem situation, the wives aren't just going to kiss clams and call it good while their man jerks off in the corner, they're going to be doing shit like rubbing their womenhoods all over his shaft or have threeway kisses, etc.

I don't necessarily care about the whole 'purity spiral' bogeyman bullshit that always gets pushed around here but goddamn people are thicker than a Wurm's skull sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565589
Any mg can be made better by giving them four arms. Especially demons or lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565767
You do realize who you're replying to, right?
Hint: it's the same shitter that keeps ranting about "muh purity spiral"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565767
Keep in mind this """discussion""" started from the Alp futa "yuri" shitpost which is explicitly non-canon in MGE as stated by KC himself, so the whole thing was tainted with bad faith from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lim wife who is super into corruption and harems. I'll learn to use magic until I can perfectly clone myself so each wife has a me to spend one on one time with. These clones won't be other-mes who are separate from the main me. I'll be in full control of them and experiencing everything at the same time. Imagine plowing fifty wives and experiencing the pleasures that each wife gives you simultaneously. Fuck, it's so hot imagining being in the midst of ecstasy with some of my wives while I'm doing mundane lovey-dovey couple things with my other wives.

Me and my Lim wife will go around corrupting humans into monster girls and adding them to the harem if they meet the standard. I aspire to have a massive harem with thousands of daughters forming a small town that steadily grows over a few generations into a large city from all the children and grandchildren born there. I'm a degenerate so everything is on the table when it comes to the wives I add. We'll find homos to Alp and if a daughter says she wants in, she's in. Imagine kicking in the door to a gay bar, blasting mamono mana inside and watching all the lesbians and homos rapidly change into confused and horny monster girls. Then sending several dozen clones to teach them just how good their new life is about to become as the newest wives in my steadily growing harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565767
Have you considered that anons are just adding parts to the setting that turns them on?
It's not like KC gives a shit what a bunch of anons on a basket weaving forum do or think.
You might as well bitch about wurms being dumb in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a haughty lilim to sit on my face to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565789
Personally I'm interested in a humble Jinko sitting on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565783
>Wurms being dumb in thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565767
Anons should just follow the canon. And if you don't like canon, make your own headcanon. Arguing is silly.
Soft-yuri happens in MGE. If it's not your thing, write it off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565687
NTA but there’re usually hierarchies in place for harems, with the guy at the top. It’s the same reason bicorns aren’t effectively replaced and abandoned as a wife during her cuckquean shenanigans—she’s an alpha in the heiarchy and keeps her dignity intact by “renting out” her husband to desperate mamono who can’t find a husband of their own. Intermingling would be inevitable in a sufficiently-large harem and reduce animosity between competing girls, but they’re all in it for the same guy at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

wurmy don't eat the crayons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565807
fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564887
It would be quite hilarious if a Bogie trying to correct me ended up pregnant multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565817
>mmmmmmmmmmmmm purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565817
She prefers chalk. It's healthier for her too.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, my writefairy stopped morbing after straight hours of just writing, and is just laying on the floor foaming from the mouth. Any advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565810
I like the idea that weaker monster girls like Holstaur and Kikimora don't need or crave daily sex while stronger monster girls like Malef, Inari and Succs/Demons/Lims need it daily. So you have a "lower" tier in the harem made up of the girls who just want to get pounded a few times a week and as you get closer to the guy at the top you get the girls who need it more often. Of course, monster girls are individuals so you might get a cock-crazy Holst at the top alongside a Lim while a Malef is at the bottom in a different harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565780
Faggots turning into Alps is canon.
Futa potions existing are canon.
What in canon stops an Alp from buying and using a Futa Potion, the same as any other mamono can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565830
alcohol, STAT!
then a nice hug and words of appreciation

[Anonymous No.]

I still think a hydra would be the best option for a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565833
>What in canon stops an Alp from buying and using a Futa Potion
ptsd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565833
>What in canon stops an Alp from buying and using a Futa Potion, the same as any other mamono can?
KC's word - no futa on female, simple as'. If you don't like it you are free to go elsewhere, aside from KC's autism this thread is simply no place for /d/ futashit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565810
>keeps her dignity intact by “renting out” her husband to desperate mamono who can’t find a husband of their own
That's not what they do, please actually read the profile and don't take verbal diarrea from raiders at a face value.

>animosity between competing girls
That wouldn't become a problem since mamono don't share many of the schizoisms of human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565835
I get the other stuff, but why alc?

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono Mana can't stop the Anti-Life Equation.
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding x guilt x shame x failure x judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565860
What else do you think they run on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565858
> They themselves stay as pure "virgins" and never have sex with any men until they give themselves to their husband.
What did KC mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565832
Kikis do need and crave sex daily, its just that they use the slow-path of gradual seduction to get there.
Then when that line is crossed there's a long backlog for Anon-Mashtah to compensate with extra sex.
>In a harem a Kiki will 'clean' any of the other girls
>bukkake your Jinko's face? Kiki will help lick it all up
>fuck your Lamia? Kiki will clean-suck Anon hard again, then eat out the snekcloaca while Anon doggys the Kikipussy
>then clean up any mess that drips onto her carefully polisged floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565865
Uhh, hopes, dreams. and creativity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565865
amphetamines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565871
that's what the hugs and words of appreciation are for

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565883
How do you even declare priceless ancient knowledge of folk magic on a tax form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565839
>ptsd
Huh?
Why would Alps react badly to dicks?
They were faggots, and afaik most faggots like other guys dicks, its one of the defining signs of faggotry.
An alp with a futa potion would be more nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565856
Alps will never be real females.
YWNBA*RW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565895
It's just a joke. Alps probably don't care. They might make trips out to the tentacle forest too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565900
Alps are able to get pregnant and actually look attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565856
So Futa potions exist exclusively for Mamonos to grow dicks and fuck their Anons in the ass.
And that's considered okay in Nipponese MGE.
>but its 'gay' to have Alps do yuri?
I don't think KC really gets Western ideas of MGE.
I'm going to headcanon F-potion is for lonely mamonos to 'practice' on each other until Anon arrives, you go ahead and get pegged by your waifu's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565903
I'm not an alp and I certainly plan to.
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>Twinukis
What I wouldn't do to be sandwiched between two danukis right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565900
Imagine marrying a Lilim and then having her help you create a harem of Alps that consists of one of each time of monster girl as she uses her corruption powers to reshape them. I'll leave a few species out because I don't really care for slimes, I don't like Matangos and the two furries deserve actual, legitimate genocide. I love the idea of homos turning into women and struggling with the fact that they can't pound butts and suddenly have a desire to get pregnant over and over for the rest of eternity with my daughters and, eventually, sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565934
I mean you can headcanon or jerk off to whatever you want, but if you try to talk about it here you'll be treated like a shit-stirrer and you won't get any meaningful discussion out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565947
Sounds to me like you are the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually want to end up as a lamia city husband. It sounds good.
Even if the woman don't really love me the daughters probably would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565954
Eh, if it makes me gay for wanting to breed hundreds of homos-turned-Alps then fine I'm gay. I'll be happy with my horde of children that eventually dwarfs the population of some nations because my entire harem is immortal. We'll build a mana powered generational ship and then fuck off to another habitable planet and use that planet as the center of my eventual interstellar empire. Doesn't matter how long it takes to build, I've got eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565951
But who's stirring the shit? Is the soft-yuri crowd who wants to keep the corruption and stuff from the earlier books the problem, or is it the one's who refer to KC's later Q/A walkbacks? They're both correct, you can open up the world guides right now and look. You can read the Q/A.
Instead, the MGE community is split and autists are using it to create drama. It's a shitty situation all around, but I don't blame the anons who fell in love with the setting earlier on and are feeling like people are starting drama over established canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565866
On difficult subjects like Bicorns, the new KC policy of eternal pure monogamy is becoming like the 'Satanic verses' where everything new-canon attempts to overwrite original-canon but leaves large logical contradictions in the result.
>if a Bicorn is created from a Unicorn who has mated with her Anon, who then cheats on her, then Anon has sex with her again afterwards.... how can there now be a 'Virgin Bicorn' waiting for her first Anon?
Even if KC now decides that uncucked pure Unicorns can randomly give birth to Bicorns, where did the dark-mana come from? Or are they mutants?

The 'purity spiral' in a setting that was basically about unlimited sex finally spins into a full Mőbius strip of failed logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566004
Stop trying to move the goalposts, I was talking about faggots trying to peddle futashit in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566017
>quoting the unicorn's profile as the bicorn's profile, and going on a rant that makes literally no sense as a result
Pffffhahahaha

You really thought you were constructing some kind of an epic serve there, didn't you. Instead you just showed everyone how retarded you are for the 1000th time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566017
And to make it less logical KCs tweets make it new-canon that that existing Cuck-Bicorns still give birth to pure Unicorns because now everything must be 'purity', not Loli-Bicorns, which would at least have meant that the 'new Bicorns' are 'pure Bicorns'.

>New Tweet Purity Canon and Original Guides SmutCanon are almost like Orthodox Trad Catholic/ New LGBT+ Protestantism in reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that time some western guy made an NTR Encyclopedia parody of KC's works and it made the jap ape out and call his lawyers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566068
Bicorns were first quoted in the Unicorn profile. They were more of the profile than uncucked Unicorns.
>lurkmorefirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566067
Nobody's moving goal posts, I thought you replied to someone else. We can definitely agree that futa doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>he just ignores the fact he quoted the wrong thing and went on an insane rant on completely false pretenses and continues having a complete meltdown
Why are all furfags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566117
Do you think anyone here appreciates you flooding the threads with these posts? Didn't janny teach you a lesson last time?

[Anonymous No.]

Accept dragon supremacy and you'll get a cool enchanted mask for free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566099
I cbf following any tweets, not even KCs, but do we know who the Nip-Chad was who irl cucked/ntr-d him that caused the complete 180 on MGE purity?
Did he have an irl gf/wife who slutted and thus caused all this canon-confusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566136
You're talking about one of the furfag's mental insanities he pulled completely out of his ass during one if his numerous episodes he's had here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566136
Who cares? It happened. Let's stop bringing outside drama in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566130
well dragons are pretty cool, they have such meaty tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565942
After surviving 2023 part of me wants to come back to Earth after the Portals open and hate-fuck a harem of SòyAlps and monsterised Purplehaired LesserSucc-Karens for all their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566155
Could make a bingo board out of his freakouts by now.

[Anonymous No.]

id cum into an alps butthole while she squeals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566130
I love her. I want to lick her dragon feet and give her dragon babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561302
>and so violence against him is just.
Dude i think you have mental problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566155
Nah, its just basic behavioral analysis.
A forensic behaviorologist could probably pinpoint the exact date Chad pounded the 3DSlut from KCs twitter history.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened here?
>>45565373
Tomboy chesh are the best, do you have more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566190
/trash/ is leaking again

[Anonymous No.]

i want kiki momster and i want big fat kiki mommy milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566180
Nobody needs trained analysts to know you're deranged and severely mentally challenged, it's obvious enough even to the average person after seeing a handful of your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566180
We aren't really sure but we suspect something happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566209
But what if you get a kiki loli with small loli milkies? Will you love her the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566241
no, i want big meaty kiki so i can sleep on her, not the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want ANYTHING
No monster could satisfy me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566241
Get the loli-kiki to cook lots of fatty meats and potatoes.
>fixed

[Anonymous No.]

Gruß vom Krampus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566262
Bogey handles apathy like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Throw a hinezumi and a dormoues into a maze with some cheese at the end and place bets on who gets the cheese

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what KCuck says, my demon wife WILL fuck a bunch of men behind my back and in my full view and he can't stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566271
i dont trust german monsters not to be worse than woinderlanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566234
Yeah, its obvious to anybody who can read human reactions.
Which explains why the autists aren't seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566274
Hinezumi are on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566274
dormouse is too lazy and sleepy to get the the cheese over the firey thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566280
>be GermanAnon
>wake up Xmas morning to Crampus squatting on Anon's chest
>the second-worst thing she could do next is put Anon into her sack...

[Anonymous No.]

the only monsters i turst are the ones from latin America and spain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566262
Now you have no monster, so logically you are already satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566307
>>be GermanAnon
>>wake up Xmas morning to Crampus squatting on Anon's chest
>she shits on your chest
Now it's more german

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566323
That was the implication anyway.
>subtlety

[Anonymous No.]

You can try to fight the fetishes
You will lose purists

[Anonymous No.]

>be welsh anon
>roll over in bed
>feel wool against your face
>Nothing amiss
>Sad weresheep.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

We are legion. We will destroy your vanilla disease and eradicate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45564951
Way oh way oh, don’t you know?

[Anonymous No.]

post this girl

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out, now he's really mad and spamming every bait he can think of.

100 samefagging sprees
100 meltdowns
0 fooled mgt posters
0 attention from KC
0 votes for his story

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566350
It' page 10, post wurmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566350
Marshmallow cat is a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

who is wurmy and should my wurm know her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566360
shes big mama's first daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566359
No, they're just the best pets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566373
i dont know big mama.
help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566307
Anon wakes up.
Krampus-chan goes "I GOT YOU NOW."
Anon replies with a "Huh?"
Krampus-chan shouts "WICKETY-WACK GET IN MY SACK" before abducting her new boy-husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566396
basically queen of wurms, shes lives underground in dragonia and makes wine and has wurm guarding it
also I headcanon shes basically the first wurm and the rest are her descendants, and I mean this from before dl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Deneora and big mama are cousins in my headcanon.
Denenora is the cityslicker while Big Mama is the one from the country side

[Anonymous No.]

big mama is not as big as bigger mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566353
Whomst've'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566279
>behind your back
>have a contract
at best you can pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565767
>fucking random forest dwellers for sugar water
>fucking random forest dwellers you don’t like for sugar water
>fucking random forest dwellers you don’t like for sugar water in the hopes that a random man will pass by and think it’s hawt
Excellent reasoning, Ricky Retardo. Devil bugs also exist btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566444
and the ultimate wurm is simply titled
BIGGEST MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566454
What's wrong with devil bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

haku butt is required

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566472
No, studying is required Mr. Anon. You're failing math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566485
Haku-sensei's butt can motivate Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566190
What happened.
One tard making a post about being Bros. >>45565129
>So one obvious 'u gonna alp and futa each other' post >>45565491
>> followed by a whole thread of reeee-ing about yuri and futa not being hugbox-canon
>so, pretty much the usual

Make MGE about every imaginable form of sexual deviance, then get assmad when sexual deviants do types of sexual deviancies that deviate from your new personal sexual deviancies.
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566486
if she promises me i can do anything with her massive caboose if I get a 100, then imma study as if it was my only way to prevent myself from falling into hell
Ms. Haku's big round behind........ so damn sexy....

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to sit in her coils.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilith in wurm form pretending to be a goddess of mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566502
>tfw wurmlim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566497
The bros post was funny, the alp nigger decided to ruin it by having a tranny moment because we are not allowed to have good things in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566454
>Excellent reasoning
KC literally stated that yuri only happens in MGE as a means to lure in a man or if it in some way involves a man in the scenario. If you have beef with that take it up with him or get that massive branch wedged up your ass excavated. Either way your seething about being denied lesbians or cuckshit is hilarious to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566323
>GermanAnon actually asks Krampus to shit on his chest
>she's so creeped out she departs with an empty sack
Risky move, not reliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566517
It was the anon sperging out about yuri. Which is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566522
We don't have to do what he says. Get that through your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566506
>She can think and is actually exceptionally intelligent.
>Except she hews close to the "Head empty, only smash" way of life as she's tired of politicking and scheming.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll just mine the wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566528
I routinely don't do what KC wants, but I'm also not the one seeking attention from him like a red headed step child. My stance is and always will be "If he has no quarrel with me, I have none with him". Funny concept, I know, given that shit birds like you have tried to draw this imaginary line in the sand over a fucking chinese cartoon porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566557
ive seen a wurm swallow a stick of dynamite and the only harm it did her was a spicy smoke burp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566528
And you don't have to stay here if you feel too limited, vast majority of this thread seems to willingly follow KC's canon boundaries when it comes to fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566522
MGE has canon Tentacle forests.
Would you prefer to use them for:
a) Lonely single mamonos waiting for their Anon to Portal - especially Centaurs Arachnees and other bodyshapes where they can't reach to schlick themselves?
b) Monogamous Anon&Waifu couples - either with just the waifu getting penetrated?
c) (b) but with Anon's ass also getting the probe?
d) Anon goes in on his own?
This is the philosophical difference between KC and Nippon, and most Western MGE fans.

[Anonymous No.]

is the carrot sentient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566551
>also has a bit of a spoiled side to her, she likes eating the shiny hard butter and put it on her granite sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566572
>monster girl stick the carrot in
>turns out it was sentient
>is now soulbound to carrot anon

[Anonymous No.]

e) big lilim rump on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566565
em, anons seem pretty happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566460
Nothing. They keep humping you and/or each other even if the man passes out. That’s yuri. Because the man is passed out from a 30 roach orgy, that’s not ‘performative yuri’ as anon claimed. Anon was claiming that yuri happens purely to arouse men, ie it is performative. Performing for an unconscious male observer beggars belief, so anon is full of shit. Likewise yuri forest rape involving nectar happens without the observation of men as well, therefore it isn’t performative either. So other reasons for the hawt yuri action must be in place, as it is not performative. That’s my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566574
Be afraid not when she bursts through your wall.
Be afraid when she starts using big words.

[Anonymous No.]

w)urm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566522
What does KC say about teleporting and time-travel? Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566586
>She only pulls out the big words when she needs to really drive why her way is right or
>When she is rather angy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose my free will and be transformed into a mindless dildo by a Mindflayer, I want to lose all human shape and definition and become nothing but a living piece of squirming meat that provides pleasure and can only shiver with it. I want to be utterly corrupted and become that isn't human anymore that only exists for the pleasure of a Mindflayer, I don't want to be able to speak or even think ever again I just want to be a cum squid and never return back to being human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566569
>be Anon
>after Portals, Chesh waifu
>Chesh teleports Anon back to Earth
>in front of Horde of Purplehaired 3Ds protesting about Mamonos
>taunt until they give chase
>open teleport portal in middle of the Tentacle Forest
>Chesh and Anon close the mini-portal and teleport out as the Horde hits the Forest.
>problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566611
Ok, that is 100% canon and YDY.
See, simple isnt it?
Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566559
You are arguing that KC is correct —when he contradicts himself. This is absolute proof of kool-aid drinking retardation. OH YEAH!!! GET BODIED!!! That’s what happens when you drink kool-aid, like a fag. Let this be a lesson to you and the new hole in your dwelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>enter thread
>futa/yuri posting
Ah, nevermind then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566628
I thought for a long time, and I still do to an extent that stuff like the baphomet profile heavily, heavily implies that you can be caught, found wanting, and let go again. But now mindbroken by baph puss or paws and join her sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566611
Sounds nice, but I think your wife would like to have conversations with you from time to time as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566653
She's a mindflayer. You can transfer information faster by plugging your tentacles into her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566569
>Tentacle forest is for sex only
I heard that the piano concerts are amazing, but poorly attended. Guess this is why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566628
>Kool-Aid drinking retardation
>OH YEAH! GET BODIED!
I know it's impossible for you to think rationally with the massive amount of ass pain you've displayed over the last ten to eleven months but just about the last thing I'm going to say to you on the subject is this. I would much rather just enjoy what I enjoy that KC produces than have some actual mouth breathing Anonymous tell me that I'm drinking the Flavor-Aid of Jim Jones for not wanting to piss off a Japanese content creator who's already had the well poisoned from both domestic and foreign fuck-ups.

You want to enjoy yuri, futa, furries, scat, whatever the fuck? Cool. Just don't bring it into the thread and then expect respect for it when most Anons here, as >>45566565 said are pretty happy to just follow the canon and vibe from there.

[Anonymous No.]

Does korea has its own fantasy version in MGEland like japan and china?

[Anonymous No.]

The mage girl is sketchy, wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be the demon lord in disguise or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566670
Most of those things are canon. You seem to have two different ideas of what is okay in your mind at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566633
It's just the mick and the homosexual /trash/spammer jerking off eachother's micropenises and samefagging like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566675
i dont trust the holsts, they look at me weird

[Anonymous No.]

You should have voted death abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566670
No clue wtf you’re talking about. You literally have no point in that wall of text. KC is contradicting MGE with drunken ranting *Tweets*. You’re the one who has been arguing against MGE canon this entire time, because of KC cultism I guess. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566684
I have a psychological shadow regarding contracts. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Impressive meltdown furcuck. By all means tell us more about how KC is contradicting himself (source: you keep repeating it like a broken record so it must be true) and how the waifufags are gangstalking you (source: same as previous)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566682
I can definitely trust the Minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566724
they just need a good milkig, then they will be very happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561815
Glad you asked, especially since I didn't take it into account. More or less, she's a very judgmental person, and the worst parts of her ego get exemplified by her thinking she's somehow any better than everyone else. Furthermore, she is incredibly neurotic and pedantic about everything, as well as prone to overthinking things as her conniving nature gets the better of her. She and her mate are both pretty smart, but the man is much more simple and direct, she is always trying to manipulate a situation; after all, she has to be good at manipulating to get by given her hidden identity.
As an aside, I don't want her to hide it for very long. It limits the story too much and I want her to be forced into uncomfortable social situations as she has to become more genuine, ironically becoming less like an evil dragon by embracing her identity and not deceiving people.

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, I'm planning on making some Christmas-themed stories for the next thread once I get back from dinner. What MGs would be the best for an awkward situation involving meeting anon's parents? Give me a real infamous species that deserves more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566682
Don’t worry I’m an official Holstaur inspector, I’ll make sure they’re legit.

[Anonymous No.]

mino morelike minnow cause she's a small weakling i could beat in a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>45566711
I’m not your bogeymick, nigga. Ad hominem is the last refuge of a failed argument. Drop the drunk KC tweets yourself *as references for your argument* — if you’re a glutton for punishment. I cited commonly available MGE profile data, the onus for opposing data is on (you). Furthermore, you only have interpretative data, not descriptive data. Not a strong basis for an argument, man. Neither is an appeal to authority btw. More of y’all’s attempts to muddy the water on this topic will be transparent. Your concession is self-evident and accepted, patch up the hole in your wall and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
Kraken trying to explain her job of sinking ships and causing maelstroms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
dragon zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566794
Your several hour long meltdown over KC is such a convincing argument. Especially taking to account you just got set off because people don't want your shitty fetishes here, and you've thrown the same tantrum so many times nobody even bothers to count them.

[Anonymous No.]

>45566794
>45566813
your both massive drama faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
I wouldn't use the word "infamous", but here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
Bogie, with the whole "scary clown" thing

Or krampus, for a kind of obvious pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
>infamous
So many
Cait sith
cu sith
jabberwock
matango
humpty egg
sabbath anything
loli anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
Gazer-chan after putting an ENORMOUS mind-whammy on her Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566813
Take the L, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

i will not lose to tutorial fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566788
Lich, Griffon or Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566828
I'm going to throw salt water on a Giant Slug for science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566865
Doesn't that just make them horny lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566870
No idea but I have a hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566870
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566834
>matango
May do this one later since I do think they need more love. Only issue would be how it would affect anon, and his brother referencing Last of Us endlessly. Gonna put this on the back burner. I'll have to reread her profile and some Q&A's and come up with a better prompt for her specifically.
>jabberwock
Lot of potential with her mouths being a factor. And the stories behind the tattoos. Did I mention standard Wonderland mental instability? Yeah this is gonna be fun to write. Thanks for the suggestion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566816
Such is /mgt/ after the Mick got his ass gaped and The Negro Formerly Known As Wightfag got raked over the coals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566834
i'm not brave enough to do a loli jabberwock or loli manticore story

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566896
lick her salty pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566764
Clipping relevancy from a profile often leaves you with a very small and manageable amount of information. You might want to give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566889
>Not brave enough to have a dude tell a cheeky cub Manticore that she couldn't even fit a monster can, much less his cock in her unripe tailpussy
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566883
I have never seen rent free to this extent before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566931
I know right? The mick has dedicated his life to KC over a single interaction, it’s impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

shes in the walls....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566896
from the moment you step onto even a speck of sand, you are never safe from thick gyaru desert monsters. I remember a greentext of some foxgirl getting a desert curse from a pharaoh and instantly turning into a thicker, sand dusty colored fox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566889
Then lassie cum home is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566933
>The mick has dedicated his life to KC over a single interaction
It's even more laughable than that, it was over ZERO interactions. He's never even been aknowledged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566271
>>45566280
>>45566307
>>45566323
>>45566523
SIEG HIEL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566957
I'd rather coal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566957
I asked my Kiki a question about Tanukis a few days ago and tonight she says she's finally got a solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566931
Yeah, I'm >>45565491 Anon and I've been out gardening since then.
FFS it was one simple 'gymbro=closetfag' joke not a Textwall.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff sweaty cow cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have ms haku as my momster

[Anonymous No.]

>loli jabberwock
>initially prideful and haughty but rapidly defrosts into a lewd brat
>heart-pupils when kabedoned

[Anonymous No.]

I want to duel my monster rival to the death with blades and actually be killed by her and to congratulate her with my dying breath at the end of it without it ending in spontaneous and absolutely random marriage out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to huff stinky neet lim butt!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Blue skin? Insane acrobatic abilities? A sword that cuts through anything and deflects lasers?

[Anonymous No.]

start fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567085
Localized entirely in your kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566945
did this end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567035
why would you want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567066
Recently monsterized Order women really be this grumpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567097
end fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567110
Because not everything should last forever, some people should want to end and I want my story to end with a sendoff of pure spectacle. I don't want to exist forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567110
My body is a lifeless shell. Please, please, kill me. Dear God, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

All fear based magic is now illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567126
ever notice how everyone who says that isn't immortal? really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

Has someone shortlisted the entries for the writefag contest? I want to read them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567144
>writefag contest
what that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567135
it would be like horror to be a immortal that eternally craves death but is never given that release

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567151
>tfw no jiangshi dragon gf
>tfw ywn get the nice succy succy love ou long time special with your sweet and sour chicken

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567153
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567166
You have a very childish view of it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567174
you never see god trying to kill himself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

earthquakes are just the wurm god snoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567177
Fictional characters can't commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567190
got other immortals to use as a proper example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567204
ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567182
no its when she gets a tummyache

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567163
Again, why are monstergirls who were once Order Women tend to be sooooo grumpy and grouchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567190
Prometheus did a pretty good job of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553758
hello, i havent been on the thread for a while, are bunyips here yet

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567212
You'd be upset too if you were turned into a crime against nature like >>45567163.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567439
Cute shark would headpat/10.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567439
i love veiny tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567459
HARD agree. One of the top things about pale women is boob veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567459
>>45567478
I'm pretty sure that's the same artist who did this oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567439
i was wondering what that shit on her back was. bitch got a hat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567575
She can be my black knight any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483780

[Anonymous No.]

I hate centaurs, I hate unicrons, I hate whitehorns I hate hate Nightmares. I will not lose to horse pussy, I will never fuck horse pussy, I will never have a horse family. I will not get caught by a horse I will not go around an equine I will not give carrots to equines. I will only date bipedal creatures I will only marry a bipedal wife I will never marry a four legged monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
Meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
minos are really cornering the market

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567584
Narrator: Just a week later Anon bought his Centaur waifu a futa-potion for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
God I love cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
Is Do-Minos an offshoot of Meaty Meats or is this just a coincidence that they both use minotaur delivery girs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567602
Me too, Anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553758

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567633
tarantula milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
>He stopped ordering from Pizza Succ
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567581
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567633
Would absolutely let a cow spider join my harem consisting of a Holstaur, a Minotaur, and a Hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

Dom-Minos and Pizza Succ are bad. I prefer the real pizza joint Mama Jane's

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567676
B-b-b-b-but, Anon! Your pelvis!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that elves are weak to cookies and milk.
Little known fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567740
That explains why elves are so fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567739
it was only holding me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567740
Huh. What a coincidence; I am also weak to milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567739
Will be as solid as steel from all the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE marriage. I never want to get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45561363
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45567654
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45565783
>It's not like KC gives a shit what a bunch of anons on a basket weaving forum do or think.
I know, I just don't want to have him get mad at me. I'd prefer the guy who created the setting I like so much enjoys my work with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45566628
Mick, man to man, anon to anon, you are arguing over fucking fetishes about some Japanese man's copium setting for DnD. My brother in Christ, you and whatever people you associate with are not like the majority ITT. They do not enjoy your personal fetishes, and that is fine, you can create your own head-canons, your own stories, and you can put those things in it. What you CANNOT do is say that those things are canon to the setting because YOU ARE NOT THE CREATOR. Whatever you make that falls outside of this is not canon to MGE or KC's work and that is the end of it. If you genuinely think that this is worth bringing up to the man himself, than that is your problem for not liking what he made, which is fine, but understand that you cannot claim any degree of ownership over this franchise at all. You must create your own material, you must keep it to yourself, and if other people do not like it, they are free to express that.
The world does not have to conform to whatever little Mickey-Mouse says because he absolutely needs to get his rocks off to something that contradicts the ENTIRE POINT OF KC'S WORK. What he says it is, is what he made it, and that is it. Anything else, as I have stated, is head canon; something entirely separate and must stand by itself. YOU CANNOT CLAIM ANYTHING YOU MAKE IS CANON.
Furthermore, the more you harass this man, demand of him to make what (You) want instead of what HE wants, the less likely he is ever to consider a single thing you say. In fact, it only serves to demonstrate to him why any association with Western Communities should be avoided.
If it weren't for corruptive, narcissistic control freaks like you, we would be having at least four times the amount of writefags, LNs, drawfags, and high quality productions that we do now.
Now Mick, for the love of God, either make your own shit and keep it to yourself and those who like it OR GTFO.

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>>45568067
Are you new here, report the Irish and move on. I tried to reason him too at first, it's pointless. Also why do you keep posting batcats?

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imma go to Dr. lich and ask her if she can give me my heart back because she stole it away when I saw her for the first time

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>>45568102
>Are you new here, report the Irish and move on.
Trust me, I know. Jannies don't do shit about him though so I might as well say my piece for once and stretch my fingers a bit before I work on writing. Helps get the creative juices flowing. And blood. That's flowing a lot.
>I tried to reason him too at first, it's pointless. Also why do you keep posting batcats?
Because they are GLORIOUS.

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>>45568113
I wish I had your drive and wrote my daydream, I'm too lazy and can't even finish what I have started
Superb design but shit personality

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>>45568129
>Superb design but shit personality
But that's the neat part about batcats, they can completely flip to lovey-dovey when you get them to open up. Their temperament will always be perfect for a human man. You could say they are the perfect species, an apex predator of childbearing.

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>>45568147
Are you forgetting the sadistic part of the profile? It's a big thing and it stays, the lovey-dovey manti are threadcanon

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Your black Kiki maid washes chicken with bleach before cooking it

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>>45568174
Can we not start /pol/shit at 8 am?