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4555182 No.4555182[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

OK now before you go into insta-rage please listen to me for a while... sure there is this Aisha VN currently being studied for feasibility but I have a better idea for a VN... a REAL /jp/ VN

The protagonist is your typical Gaiafag... due to some odd twist of fate. Like he is was facing exactly 360 degrees in front of your window in a full moonlight while there is this ridiculous alignment of the planets while sitting in a cotton covered seat... you are magically teleported to this magical world called /jp/...

>> No.4555195

are you high?

>> No.4555189

Now our protagonist suddenly is turned into a little girl and is very cute... he has no clue where he was... but there is this sign that says Page 0

>> No.4555202

Then... a handsome guy wearing a red aloha shirt approaches and asked him/her...

Hello little girl?... Are you lost like me?...

>> No.4555201

I won't rage since it's a kawaii Saturday Afternoo, but that's not a good idea.

>Gaiafag
>/jp/

Nah it won't work well, if you want /jp/'s support in this.

>> No.4555214

>>4555182
You've never had a good idea in your pathetic existance of a life. Kill yourself.

>>4555189
As if it didn't sound like shit before.

>>4555202
That just puts the nail in the coffin.

>> No.4555216

>>4555201
Please listen first... I know...

So let me continue...

So they have little chit chat... it seems this Handsome Guy is also stuck in this magical world called /jp/ and for a longer time.

>> No.4555221

>>4555202
Does your wife know you like little girls?

>> No.4555225

>>4555216
So together... they journeyed in search for a way out... that is page 10...

>> No.4555227

I will only support this if said gaiafag is raped to death by gorillas.

>> No.4555230

>>4555216
How about this, it's getting hard to read. Condense the dialogues in a single post and add some sketches or whatnot.

>> No.4555236

>>4555225
>>4555216
>>4555202
>>4555189
>>4555182
NO. SHITSUX. NEVER. DIE. PLEASE.

>> No.4555238

>>4555182
AND I AM ANONYMOUS, MENTOR AND ANTAGONIST

>> No.4555242

>>4555221
Umm... I think she does but she's very understanding...

Now along the way, you'll meet interesting characters... that will assist you or impede you... Like the Japanes Bird that has an Australian accent. And several others like Arcueid Sama and the strong and Brave BOOF or the Smart Jones...

>> No.4555250
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4555250

/jp/ is not your self insertion fanfiction, John.

>> No.4555261

>>4555242
>Umm... I think she does but she's very understanding...
So in other words she only puts up with your shit for the money, right?

>> No.4555265

>>4555230
I'd love to but I'm on a mobile so limited bursts only...

>>4555238
Of course anonymous is present... they were everywhere. Of course the wiser anonymous evolves into Tripfriends. And they will give hints and clues on how to return back home...

>> No.4555274

Sure is KS Devs up in this thread. Sad that not one of them has the amount of talent to match mugen, so they instead attack his projects whenever they can.

>> No.4555275

>>4555265
Or you can stop, really.

>> No.4555279

>>4555250
I know but I'm the Handsome Guy In Red Aloha Shirt... awesome huh?...

Oh by the way, the protagonist is naked at first so you'll have to stop by Kordox's to get dressed up...

>> No.4555293

>>4555261
Good suggestion, She is blinded by her greed, You are oblivious to this and try to ask her about her day, and look for a emotional partner, but she will not support

good

>> No.4555295

There will be a hunger meter so You'll have to make sure you'll drop by Japanese Bird's Restaurant... don't forget to say G'day Mate...

>> No.4555308

>>4555274
Sup, mugen.

>> No.4555301

How about finishing all the other games you've started first.

>> No.4555306

>>4555293
Oh c'mon... I love my wife... and I'll accept her for whatever she is... and yes, shes a corporate lawyer working for RCBC...

Of course there are the antagonists... like Suigin... like the protagonist, also stuck in /jp/ land...

>> No.4555314

Fucking die already.

>> No.4555318

>>4555301
Some of them are done now... just waiting for OpenGL renpy to be release so I can take advantage of it... so might as well start a few more to keep projects going...

Where was I?...

>> No.4555328

>>4555265
>Of course the wiser anonymous evolves into Tripfriends
inaccurate,
The relation of how wise a person is, is directly affected by their anonymity, but exponentially affected by how much they have lurked more than any other

Consider it Buddha meditating instead of under the Bohdi tree, he meditated on top of the Temple by the market

>> No.4555329

>>4555308
Umm... I am mugen... see the tripcode?... Oh wait... (I sense butthurt) nevermind... (lolololol)

/jp/ is divided into 10 lands

Each land has it's unique habitants...

>> No.4555349

>>4555328
Well you see... in /jp/ land you start first as anonymous then once you gained enough wisdom and experience you evolve into much more wiser tripcode user that stands out and more awesome that regular anonymous.

Where was I... oh yes... bottles... pissing is a constant problem in /jp/ land so bottles are a necessary...

>> No.4555352

Would Jones, BOOF, and Kordox get updated sprites? Because their old ones were pretty good.

>> No.4555353

Because once you pissed in bare ground... strange tentacles will come out and rape you draining precious stamina that will delay your escape from /jp/

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4555359

A dirty troll with malicious intent appears.

>> No.4555360

>>4555349

Anonymous isn't a pokemon we don't evolve. That's just...dumb

>> No.4555365

>>4555352
Believe it or not... I actually convinced someone to draw for me... for this particular project... and yes... he is a /bun/

>> No.4555374
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4555374

MUGEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

MAKE A RANCE GAME WITH /JP/ TRIPFRIENDS

>> No.4555379

Reported.

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4555377

>>4555359
anonymous sent out : Chen !

>> No.4555382

>OK now before you go into insta-rage please listen to me for a while...
Hmmm, maybe I'll give him one last chance.

>sure there is this Aisha VN currently being studied for feasibility but I have a better idea for a VN... a REAL /jp/ VN
Maybe he's even changed his ways for the better!

>due to some odd twist of fate. Like he is was facing exactly 360 degrees in front of your window in a full moonlight while there is this ridiculous alignment of the planets while sitting in a cotton covered seat... you are magically teleported to this magical world called /jp/...
PLEASE DIE

>> No.4555383

I already am imagining the climax of this VN...

Almost at the exit of page 10 several of the antagonists you've encountered are after the sage key... there is only one sage key and it only appears every tuesday... and everyone wanted it... a bit of fightscene and...

>> No.4555408

...the handsome guy currently bleeding furiously after getting into a messy fight trying to save the little girl says...

Go little girl, there is the way out... you are now home free...

But what about you Uncle Muge... I mean handsome guy...

Do not worry about me little girl... I are fine...

But...

JUST GO!...

And then little girl approaches and kissed handsome guy in the cheeck... Black and white silohuete + flashing white BG for extra drama... OOOOHHHH!!!

>> No.4555422

>>4555383
>>4555408
This is a horrible idea. Most of /jp/ hates you, what makes you think they'd want to play a vn STARRING you?

>> No.4555425

And there is this white flashing white KAZAAAAM!!! and little girl shouted for one last time... UNCLE MUGEN!!!

Uncle Mugen looked towards her/him and say

"nevar forget"

>> No.4555426
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4555426

>>4555408
I mean it, man, cut it out with the self insert fanfiction thing.

>> No.4555428

>>4555422
But the real star of the show is the little girl... I am just like a handsome co-star...

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4555437

>>4555428
Gomennasai, /jp/, I am Mugen "Stu" Cell

>> No.4555443

>>4555428
Ok, then, what makes you think they'd want to play a vn that even has you as a minor character? Unless of course you are tortured to death as soon as you appear.

>> No.4555444

>>4555437
C'mon Jones... at least you're not a giant quail in here...

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