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45547897 No.45547897 [Reply] [Original]

I am literally Parsee.

>> No.45548225

>>45547897
You are literally my wife

>> No.45548445

>>45547897
wtf I want to hold anon's hand?

>> No.45548505

I am literally a bird.

>> No.45548732

>>45548505
You are Aya Shameimaru (crow), or Mystia Lorelei (sparrow)? Or maybe you are Kutaka Niwatari (hen)?

>> No.45548747

>>45548505
fuck off hatate

>> No.45548764

>>45548505
Oh my gah!

>> No.45549861

>>45547897
You are not literally Parsee. She is a fictional character and a youkai.

>> No.45550253
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45550253

YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL PERSIAN!!!

>> No.45550284
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45550284

She is literally me

>> No.45550319
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>>45548505
I wish I were a bird.

>> No.45550324

>>45547897
lmao you're short as fuck

>> No.45550335

>>45547897
me too man

>> No.45550343

>>45550324
Most women are taller than me

>> No.45550359

>>45550343
cute...

>> No.45550365

>>45550343
A true pocket prince.

>> No.45550524

>>45547897
You are an autogynophilic neckbeard.

>> No.45550694 [DELETED] 

>>45550524
he's just like me

>> No.45550715

>>45550343
wtf finally a finally shortie

>> No.45550861

>>45550715
What is a finally shortie

>> No.45551723

>>45550861
it's a shortie that's even shorter than i am

>> No.45551744

I want to platonically pat a short anon's head.

>> No.45552345

>>45551744
How short is short?

>> No.45552554

>>45552345
5'8 or shorter, but 5'2 would be ideal

>> No.45552584

>>45552554
>5'8
I am that height

t. 172 cm

>> No.45552628

>>45552584
Do you want to dress up as Parsee and get your head patted?

>> No.45553107

>>45552584
Pityful, I am 5'4

>> No.45553131

>>45552628
Not that Anon but I'm 5'7 and dress up as Parsee.

>> No.45553193

>>45553131
pics or never happened

>> No.45553201

Why are you guys proud of being short?

>> No.45553601

>>45553201
because we're not pansies who cope about "MUH HEIGHT MUH HIEGHT" just so dumb fucking broads can notice us
Yes, being tall is cool, but we're not gonna be ashamed of being small either

>> No.45558338

>>45553107
I am that anon can I marry you?

>> No.45558404
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>>45547897
:3

>> No.45558444
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45558444

>>45558404
We can make each other worse.
So, so much worse.

>> No.45558471
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45558471

>>45558444

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45559027

>>45558338
i-if it's with you anon, i don't mind

>> No.45559052

>>45558471
Why is she so sad?
Is she charisma-broken from being given Tenshi's corndog?

>> No.45559102

>>45553601
Let it all out, my short anon.

>> No.45565675
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45565675

Parsee struggles to live

>> No.45566916

>>45565675
Not her fault, this thread was just made by an AGP faggot.

>> No.45566938
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45566938

>>45566916
>>45550524
Hi Parsee *Pats your head*

>> No.45566955

>>45552584
>>45553107
>>45553131
>>45559027
*pats your head*

>> No.45567340

>>45566916
what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>> No.45567366

>>45567340
don't act dumb

>> No.45567434
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45567434

>>45566916
>an autogynephile, a man (usually heterosexual) suffering from a psychological condition in which he derives sexual or romantic pleasure from the fantasy of being female
you people seriously take things to seriously. please fuck off dweeb i highly doubt OP thought that hard other than making a silly op

>> No.45567448

>>45567434
If OP seriously thought that it would be super hot and sexy

>> No.45568110
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45568110

Not a Parsee fan but holy shit you guys are so marriable haha...

>> No.45568302

>>45553601
This poster is actually mad. Let us hear your rage, dwarf.

>> No.45568991

>>45553601
This poster really needs a pat

>> No.45571322

>>45568110
Would you like to cuddle, Koishianon?

>> No.45573113
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45573113

>>45571322
What does this act of "cuddling" involve?

>> No.45573655

>>45567434
it's also an extreme case of /tttt/ leaking out from its miserable containment zone

blanchardisms being used by people who aren't from there never ceases to puzzle me, but then again chuds gunna chud

>> No.45573692

tranny

>> No.45573711

>>45573655
>disgusting faggots acting elitist over a small subset of slightly different disgusting faggots
You should all kill yourselves not just out of /jp/ but out of the entire world.

>> No.45573718

>>45573711
go outside, i beg of you

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>>45547897
>>45548225
>>45548445
>>45548505
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>>45548747
>>45548764
>>45549861
>>45550253
>>45550284
>>45550319
>>45550324
>>45550335
>>45550343
>>45550359
>>45550365
>>45550524
>>45550715
>>45550861
>>45551723
>>45551744
>>45552345
>>45552554
>>45552584
>>45552628
>>45553107
>>45553131
>>45553193
>>45553201
>>45553601
>>45558338
>>45558404
>>45558444
>>45558471
>>45559027
>>45559052
>>45559102
>>45565675
>>45566916
>>45566938
>>45566955
>>45567340
>>45567366
>>45567434
>>45567448
>>45568110
>>45568302
>>45568991
>>45571322
>>45573113
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>>45573692
>>45573711
>>45573718

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45573808

Why are you guys so stupid?

>> No.45574716
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45574716

>>45553193
Sure, here's from a recent Touhou Christmas party I went to

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>> No.45577020

>>45574716
Since I am the first reply to this post I claim this anon as my Parsee boywife, the rest of you can burn in jealousy while I pat him.

>> No.45577754
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>>45577020
>>45574716
Kill yourselves

>> No.45578299
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45578299

^Fuming in jealousy because he doesn't have his own Parsee anon to pat.

>> No.45581828
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45581828

i look like this

>> No.45582875

>>45577754
Dressing up as a touhou is a long-honored touhou tradition

>> No.45587617

Why is Parsee so jealous?

>> No.45588748

>>45587617
1000+ year old virgin

>> No.45588774

>>45587617
Smelly virgin femcel whose best friend is a gigastacy oni

>> No.45589188

>>45547897
Liar, Gensokyo has no internet.

>> No.45589234

Why did I have to like the same girl as these tards?

>> No.45589778

>>45587617
Some people are just born haters.

t. Born Hater

>> No.45589841

>>45589778
I thought hater died in Russia

>> No.45592734

>>45589778
Why not be a born friender?

>> No.45592867

>>45574716
Cute!

>> No.45593278

>>45592734
I love as hard as I hate.

>> No.45600783
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45600783

I hate Christmas almost as much as I hate Valentines.

>> No.45602290
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45602290

I wanna kiss her bloodied lips...

>> No.45611350
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45611350

>>45602290
I hope you mean the ones on her face anon
Lord only knows what slurping up her menstruation would do to her head as she tries to twist herself into being jealous of you.

>>45593278
Literally Parsee

>> No.45616706
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>>45602290
>>45547897
Where did this habit of drawing Parsee with a sleeveless turtleneck undershirt come from?
She doesn't seem to wear a black turtleneck in her clothes in the official artwork. Her neck is bare, but it seems like most artist draw her this way.
It is something mentioned or shown in the print works?

>> No.45617348
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45617348

>>45588748

>> No.45617475
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>>45616706
It's hot.

>> No.45620870
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45620870

The red frill things at the bottom of Parsee dress reminds me of those red diamond patterned barriers in Super Mario 64 cave level.

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45620991

Christmas this year was bad and unfun

>> No.45621259

>>45578299
He's angry because he isn't being petted by you

>> No.45625841

This is your end, knife ears.

>> No.45626036
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45626036

Eh?

>> No.45626546

>>45626036
so close...

>> No.45629735

>>45611350
Parsee on her period!

>> No.45636582

>>45626546
To what?

>> No.45636767
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45636767

To the edge.

>> No.45636876

>>45636582
of me

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>> No.45647483

Nakadashi the Paru

>> No.45648583

She’d kill her kids out of jealousy don’t procreate with her

>> No.45648808

>>45636998
she looks tired

>> No.45651706
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45651706

>>45648808
Exhausted from being bred by /jp/anons constantly

>> No.45652565
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>> No.45652590
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https://youtu.be/TPjAsus_bZo?si=i3pnbQy7XbZsi6tC

>> No.45653801

>>45648583
Good, I think having them would ruin our dynamic.

>> No.45653972
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45653972

>>45653801
Your bedroom dynamic?

>> No.45654100

>>45653972
A hater's heart only has so much room in it.

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>> No.45654589
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>> No.45654709

>>45654589
She sees all the porn you have saved of other 2hus.

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