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Not feeling so hot, eh?

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>> No.45540586

>>45540578
spicy with milk is lovely

>> No.45540592
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>>45540586
I know, that's why I need a properly equipped monster for trying spicy food

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>>45540578
Spicy food is a delicacy in Winterstown!

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>>45540578
I can't believe all it takes to beat a sally is to take her to try the local noodle shop's spicy noodle challenge

>> No.45540603

I would like a Lim please and thank you. I will hold her hand and take very good care of her and give her lots of kisses and hugs and cuddle with her every single night.

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>>45540578

>> No.45540611
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>> No.45540616
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I have unlocked a new form.

>> No.45540626

There's not enough milk en MGEland that would make me try spicy food

>> No.45540660

>>45540626
are u sure anon? there is a holst rn holding back her milkers

>> No.45540662
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>> No.45540683

>>45540607
Extremist Titania?

>> No.45540684

>>45540626
most problems can be solved with varying amounts of milk

>> No.45540690
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>>45540690

>> No.45540700

>>45540662
It's a Nice Gun, I'll Give You That. But the Engraving Gives You No Tactical Advantage Whatsoever

>> No.45540708
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>Anon, care to explain why you missed your 12 o clock hand holding session with me?
>Oh please, I'm ALL ears. I'm just DYING to know what excuse you have for not wanting to INTERLACE OUR FINGERS as we always do.
>I'm waiting... this had better be good, or else I'll withhold my hourly I love you texts for a week

>> No.45540715

>>45540708
Lady please leave, I don't even know you and you just keep breaking into my home.

>> No.45540719

>>45540708
I had to go buy a ring

>> No.45540727

>>45540708
I will NOT hold hands with the demon!
I refuse!
It's inhumane!

>> No.45540737

>>45540662
Why do you keep posting this normalfag tier garbage?

>> No.45540769

>>45540697
heavy

>> No.45540770

>malefs could be here….

>> No.45540813

>>45540770
Malefs are mean go for purple bubble dragon instead.

>> No.45540815

>>45540770
I wish. I need to mere one of those brats

>> No.45540820
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>> No.45540839
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>>45539888
pretty cats

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>> No.45540874
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>>45540839
>stripes, but no flying or electric
Weak. Needs shock correction.

>> No.45540881

>>45540770
"Malefs could be here," He thought. "I've never been to this district of Dragonia before, there could be Malefs anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MALEFS," He thought, as Holding Out For A Hero reverberated in his mechanical steed, making it pulsate even as the nine-crown Fire Water circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his ( merited ) fear of breedable brats after dark. "With a horse you can go anywhere you want," He said out loud.

>> No.45540889
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>>45540881

>> No.45540901

>>45540491
Impregnate her so the kids make her feel old in twenty years too.

>> No.45540933

>be massive haremfag
>also have a thing for pampering wives
>realize that if I have a massive harem, 99% of my day will be spent pampering wives
>try to reduce the size of my ideal harem
>can't bring myself to remove any girls
>accept that I will have no free time for all of eternity

>> No.45540942

>>45540933
that's what pandemonium is for

>> No.45540958

>>45540708
I needed some alone time for man stuff, woman! Had to shit with the bathroom door open, eat jerky, chop down a tree, and chug some Brawndo. I didn’t even get to fit in a cigar, testicle scratching, or /s/ports bitching. I think we need…to renegotiate our contract.

>> No.45540962

>>45540933
This is why hagville is awesome

>> No.45540963

>>45540933
use doppelganger potions to pamper all of them at the same time

>> No.45540967

>>45540963
Holy shit that's an amazing idea. Now I don't have to worry about my wives feeling left out AND I get to experience pampering them all simultaneously!

>> No.45540979

>>45540963
but they make you the big stupid. more suited for jackhammering than pampering, unless we have differing ideas of what pampering entails

>> No.45540983

>>45540616
raw as fuck, thanks for sharing

>> No.45541025

>>45540933
Have them fight to the death. There can only be one.

>> No.45541030

>>45541025
Are you trying to create an army of the undead Anon, how stupid are you!?

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>>45541025
since when has death stopped anyone?

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Cats groom each other as a way to stablish hierarchy positions

>Cuddle with Ocelomeh gf on the couch
>She nuzzles your neck and licks your cheek
>You kiss her on the head and scratch her behind the ears
>Suddenly she starts holding you tighter
>She gets on top you and her licks turn slow, long strokes
>You can feel her breath quicken as a purr builds up
>Her eyes are very intense, similar to when she's devouring you in bed
>She pins your wrists above your head with one paw, gently holding your chin with the other
>"Hm, prey~", she whispers as a purr runs through her body
>She starts kissing you deeply, her tongue dominating yours
>Her knee starts rubbing your crotch and her paw leaves your face, heading lower, the tips of her claws teasing your exposed skin
>Mfw we were just cuddling

>> No.45541046

>>45540881
>>45540881
>the nine-crown Fire Water circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his ( merited ) fear of breedable brats after dark
That copypasta really never runs of mileage.

>> No.45541076

>>45541030
It's a highlander reference so it's actually a chimera. or vore

>> No.45541077

>>45541045
momma manticore fixing her daughters bedhair in the morning

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>> No.45541134

playing merengue or salsa is a surefire way to get tacocats following you and dancing you

>> No.45541181

>>45540607
is that Feo Ul ?

>> No.45541194

>Have twin kikimora maids
>One is stern, taciturn, and professional at all times, refusing to compromise even when faced with a demand from you
>In bed she's very lovey dovey, even changing how she addresses you and simply calling you by name
>The other one is a bit of a slacker, but she also has low self esteem and the fear of disappointing you is the only thing that motivates her
>In bed she's a complete dom who's always wearing latex or rubber and calling you a slut while she demands that you impregnate her

>> No.45541199

>>45540708
Tfw Hand cramps

>> No.45541233
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>> No.45541348

Wow, Spidernon just nuked all of his stories.

>> No.45541366

>>45541348
He did it for jesus.

>> No.45541391

>>45541366
Glory to The King of Kings all anons should marry angels it is the way.

>> No.45541405

>>45541391
I'm pretty sure the bible explicitly says not to do that.

>> No.45541417

>>45541405
but snake handling, on the other hand...

>> No.45541421

>>45541405
It does but these people aren't very good with the bible.

>> No.45541444

>>45541421
it's not very well-written so you have to make your own fun out of it
the pacing in numbers is terrible

>> No.45541446

Six fingered handjobs.

>> No.45541471

I'm going to fuck both G-d and jesus after they alp

>> No.45541510

>schizo hours
Meds. Now.

>> No.45541521

>>45541510
Triggered by god alping or triggered by your butt buddies getting mentioned?

>> No.45541565

>use magic to clone myself
>mentally every clone is me
>literally, every single one is connected like a hive mind back to the original me so I'm experiencing over a dozen things at once
>use the clones to give wives attention or go on dates with wives or just do household chores
>original body I use for just enjoying alone time
>every night, each wife takes a "me" back to bed for one-on-one time
>Sunday night rolls around
>dispel the clones
>go sit down in one of the bedrooms and wait
>door is kicked down as over a dozen monster wives launch a relentless mass assault on me as I "struggle" to escape them
>wake up the next morning buried under wives, create my clones and begin the new week fresh

God yes, I need it.

>> No.45541570

>>45541510
My soggoth maid doesn't let me take them.

>> No.45541585
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>>45541570
Based, you won't become a soulless NPC like those fags with kikis

>> No.45541591

>>45541585
first time an anon has embraced not taking meds.

>> No.45541600
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>> No.45541635

I got fed up with miss Salamander trying to challenge me to a duel for the 18th time this week. She's been doing this shit for a YEAR after she moved into my cul de sac so I told her to fuck off and get a life already. She went home next door and started crying, not my problem though, we live in modern times not the barbaric dumbass age her race came from.

>> No.45541711

wife found my mg folder and she was not happy about it .

>> No.45541718

Imagine having lunch at a diner with wurm.

Wurm opens up her sandwich, removes a slice of cheese and holds it up on display.

Wurm: "If this was an imitation - a perfect imitation - how would you know if it was really brie?"

>> No.45541719

what if i told my kiki to do my homework?

>> No.45541748

>>45541570
>be Shog-Anon
>eat lots of shogloaf
>its addictive, cant stop
>Shog even handfeeds Anon shogloaf on the toilet
>eventually shogloaf going into mouth links with the shogloaf in the gut, to the shogloaf pouring into the shogtoilet
>Anon is permanently chained to his Shog by a circle of shog-goo going through him continuously

>> No.45541756

You ever fear that one day, your daughter will bring home a loli brat friend who's like a hundred times her age?

>> No.45541775

>>45541635
>Anon made the Sally cry
>Sally is defeated
>Anon wins!
The prize is sex with the Sally

>> No.45541777

>>45541748
Thanks for sharing this entirely wholesome story about you and your wife.

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RADICAL SABBATH

>> No.45541784

>>45541756
mana bomb the local Sabbath first

>> No.45541805
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I'm gonna distract miss Cupid by blowing kisses at her and doing this to her while she's supposed to be on the job matchmaking people!

>> No.45541827

>>45541748
The human shog?

>> No.45541833

>>45541805
Blowing a kiss is a marriage proposal. Touching her boob is marriage confirmation.

>> No.45541837

>>45541348
Not going to pretend to know or care who that is but sucks regardless.

>> No.45541846
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>Oh, okay

>> No.45541864
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>>45541805
I can matchmake anyone I want for 14,99 a round.

>> No.45541866

>>45541805
>blow a kiss at ms cupid
>a succ, a hebi and a sea bishop all stumble over themselves trying to intercept it

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Yeah, I would be squirming

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>does this outfit make me look fat?

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>>45541846

>> No.45541925

>45541911
Mick gives me the ick

>> No.45541969

>>45541925
That's my favourite dormouse pic now too.

>> No.45541976

If monster girls engage in arranged marriages I am so fucked when the portals open. My parents are crazy for grandchildren and would 100% arrange a marriage with half a dozen girls if it meant granddaughters to spoil.

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>>45541194
Solid maid combo

>> No.45542006

>>45541993
Back to /d/

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>> No.45542021

>>45542006
?

>> No.45542024
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>> No.45542028

>>45542021
if you see a weird, angry reply that has nothing to do with your post you shouldn't bother

>> No.45542031

>>45542028
meds.

>> No.45542035

beat kikis by hitting them with a waltz

>> No.45542037

>>45542021
it's just mick spazzing out again

>> No.45542040

>>45542007
>undead
>choco
>with a massive cake
can it be true....

>> No.45542043

>>45542031
i'm enjoying the current phase where you do nothing but parrot things that have previously been thrown at you, only without the context.

>> No.45542054
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>>45542043
Here.

>> No.45542066

As a proud German, I would never date a filthy slav. If a Kiki came near me I would put on my stahlhelm and scream profanities at her in Deustch while running at her with a roman salute until she got scared and ran away.

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>> No.45542085

i'll make miss kiki write my college essay

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>>45542066
>a random Doppelgänger shows up just to help you scream at Kikis in german

>> No.45542126

>>45542043
Have you not noticed he's been doing it since the start?

All his le epic trolling and shitposting is just copypasting either some other retard's shitposts, or how others have to told him to fuck off.
His "game" he's been "developing" for several years is some copypasted Unity tutorial with copypasted assets.
Even some of his schizo scribbles were badly traced from a japanese drawfag.
Even his grudge against KC and the fanbase is fucking copypasted from assblasted /trash/ shitters lmfao, imagine spending a literal year on autistic screetching after willingly imprinting brain poison on yourself for no reason.

He has no personality, originality or anything real to him, actual soulless husk behavior.

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>> No.45542130

>>45542114
>heart shape beauty mark
many such cases

>> No.45542136

>>45542126
I've never seen so much seethe in a single post.

>> No.45542151

>>45542126
There are these magical things called filters or just straight up R&I when it comes to the parasocial Irishman.

>> No.45542152

>>45542024
source?

>> No.45542157
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>>45542151
Let's talk about elves instead!

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What do you think about gote?

>> No.45542160

Now he's talking about seething because that's how people (actual human beings) were making fun of him in the previous thread.

Honk honk furry clown.

>> No.45542162

>>45542152
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79128874

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>>45542159
a majestic creature with a inborn contempt for gravity

>> No.45542192

>>45542157
That's literally a male under a temporary sex change effect for a brothel. Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.45542201

>>45542192
It's why she's so cheap!

>> No.45542206

>>45541867
I love pink-skin lims

>> No.45542208

>>45542201
TFTniggers need not apply.

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gyaru are the natural predator of the otaku and salaryman

>> No.45542249

>>45542237
How do I as a hard working salaryman protect myself from these predatory Gyarus?

>> No.45542255

>>45542237
are they also the predator for overworked retail employees?

>> No.45542257

>>45542192
Mick loves spamming Homogay Reviewers because he thinks he's hecking owning the MGE fans or something.

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>> No.45542295

>>45542257
Well, I can see the added benefits. Like no commitment.

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>> No.45542299

>>45542255
they are ultimately opportunistic predators. if you look injured, young or old and stray from the pack you could be at risk

>> No.45542318
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So what's on your demon contract anon?

>> No.45542324

>>45542318
I don't know, I signed it without reading it.

>> No.45542365

>>45542257
I personally don't have a problem with the series but don't fucking post a manga about dudes banging prostitutes in a monster girl thread when most people here aren't in to that. But then again, it's just the Mick engagement farming like a brain dead Twitteroid and I need to just follow my own advice of ignoring him.

>> No.45542378

>>45542324
>demon writes a contract that is over the top
>she does it with the intention of negotiating lower
>anon just signs this giga contract
>demon gets flustered as she put "7 massages a week" and "12 children min" among others on the contract

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>>45542365
How about another classic?

>> No.45542390

>>45542318
One sentence covers both parties terms:
"Lewd blue brat gets correction"

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>> No.45542432

>>45542390
good catch, i didn't specify a color so now i get corrected

>> No.45542461

Getting corrected by a stoic loli...

>> No.45542493

>be fast food wagie
>take metro train from apartment suburbs to MGC
>have to deal with hags breathing down my neck and pyrows making fun of my job when they see my hat on the train
>arrive to Oni Burger
>my blue oni boss chides me for being late by one minute
>"Anon, where were you?! We got customers, and they're hungry!"
>get to flipping burgers and dousing them with beer and sake all day per Oni cooking methods with red oni coworker
>dormouse customer at drive thru keeps falling asleep trying to order at the menu
>have to cook the orders of a whole family of echidnas, which means I have to work hard to make nuggets and burgers and chicken sandwiches and the Oni-Rib and fill different drink orders for over 18 Echidna kids and their two parents
>Danuki customer pays me at the register with an "IOU" instead of money and my blue oni boss gets mad at me for it
>wock customer comes to the register after finishing her meal but not to make an order, she just wanted to tell me I'm a good cook in between burping and then leaving
>she comes back through the drive thru for another order anyway
>unruly Hellhound punk customer spills her soda and whistles across the restaurant saying "WAGIE WAGIE! CLEAN IT UUUUP!"
>blue oni boss snaps at me for not paying attention and thrusts the mop into my hand
>finally get to clock out at 1AM and take the train home
>have to deal with the Undead since they take the metro at night
>lich sitting next to me keeps telling me about how she'd like to experiment on my young flesh
>two Wight bitches sitting further down in the car whisper about how "working class scum are so disgusting" while looking my way
>get home and get to sleep in my small apartment for five hours before I have to get ready to go to work again at 6AM
>fast food job at Oni Burger isn't paying enough to cover my rent, landlord is telling me she'll have no choice but to evict me if I can't make dues (my landlord is the same Danuki who gave me an IOU at work earlier)
B-Boy, I sure love living in MGC alright! Haha... hahahaha....

>> No.45542509

>>45542493
i feel like she could've leaned into marketing better with oni onion burgers

>> No.45542517

>>45542493
And through all that tired anon at the end of the day calls the succubus delivery service for some relief.

>> No.45542526

Demons are the ones that make contracts with you, right?
Well, what about devils? What do they do?

>> No.45542532

>>45542526
sex usually

>> No.45542533

>>45542526
Condemn your soul to the nine hells.

>> No.45542542
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>> No.45542553
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Reject modernity, embrace shitty housekeeping.

>> No.45542560

>>45542493
just stop going to work, and just go into the seedier parts to find work

>> No.45542568

>>45542553
I think himari was one of the first animes I watched.
She sure was a relatively generic cat.

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>>45542493
City life sucks. You should try living alone in a woodland cabin. It's nice and peaceful with none of those mean city monsters to harass you. You can even keep your door unlocked because there's absolutely no threat of someone trying to break in. Go ahead and wander around in the dark forest alone at night too it's very relaxing.

>> No.45542593

>>45542493
Creeping Coin-sama to the rescue!

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>>45542568
The kappa would be perfect if she weren’t a loli. Also, excellent domestically and in battle.

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>>45542602
Oh right and it had a teapot girl too. what a selection.

>> No.45542615

>>45542526
They spoil you rotten.

>> No.45542634

sex in the sea

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>>45542526
Good food, no tits, and headwings iirc. I need a nice rack to distract me from the retardation that is headwings.

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>>45542613
Ah yes, the nigh-invulnerable wimp. Good times.

>> No.45542680

tacokots and monsters from southern merica love it when you call them prietas

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>>45542680
i will ask if they have baja blast and nachos

>> No.45542691

Argentine Ocelomehs fighting Gandharva Gurkhas in a second Falklands dispute will be a hell of a sight.

>> No.45542704

>>45542687
>vegan cat
red flag right there

>> No.45542719

imagine llama girls and guinea pig girls from the andes

>> No.45542724

>>45542383
I don't have a problem with EMG either but it's also not a series that should be discussed here because retards will inevitably bring up less than nice parts about the series. Notice a trend?

>> No.45542730

>>45542724
This is the monster girl thread.

>> No.45542737

>Hellhound or Manticore snatch a mere human boy they're gonna rape
>Turns out the mere human that a Hellhound or Manticore nab for themselves is either a male yandere or those rapey Red Flags Male Leads/Love Interests in Josei femporn

How might a hellhound, manticore or more recently; malefs. Ever deal with male yanderes or if their boyfriends turn out to be the "Red Flags" type of guy in shoujo or josei femporn plots?

>> No.45542738

>>45542730
On /jp/ which specifically relates to Kenkou Cross' Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Keep up, I know multi syllabic sentences are difficult.

>> No.45542742

>>45542738
Fuck off.

>> No.45542754

>>45542737
Leave them?

>> No.45542761
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>>45542493
Working a till sucks, I’ve yet to see anyone at one with a fucking chair. Doubt there’s a good reason behind that. A more humorous ending would be for anon to jack the cash and paint the town semen-colored. Or drop a pile of “fuck you”s, with a single “your cool” for variety.
>>45542730
This.
>>45542738
Bullshit.

>> No.45542767

>>45542687
maybe if they from the rich parts, but in most places they got coca cola

>> No.45542775

>>45542742
Maybe you should fuck off instead of trying to farm engagement with cuckshit and literal whores.

>> No.45542790

If we need to talk cucks, how about focusing on how mamono would FIX a cuck?

>> No.45542801

>>45542754
>Leave them
>heeck dogs and batcats unironically letting any good potential mate to waste

C'mon now, if anything, wouldn't male yanderes or Male Lead Love Interests staright out of a josei plot provide some thrill or excitement to rapey mamono?

>"Finally, A worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!"
>t.a Malef when the boy she sets her eyes on is the red flags rapey male lead from a trashy josei plot

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>>45542737
A match made in (crazy) heaven. Fortunately no one else will have to deal with either, as they will literally fuck for eternity.
>>45542790
Sex, it’s their solution to everything.

>> No.45542818

be careful when you find yourself in the beaner district
only beaner monsters live there, and not only do you speak the language, they are way more aggressive when compared to even the average eros monster, they go to church and pray and love partying. they got good music to dance to. Hell even make good food. Only thing is they are rather loud, even when speaking normally

>> No.45542823

>Demon girl was sent away as a baby by her parents when they were being hunted by a zealous and cruel Order Inquisitor
>ends up becoming an orphan raised by a troll who found her floating down a river in a basket
>eventually one day word reaches her of what became of her parents, they were both crucified and purged from existence by the Inquisitor after he caught them and now they can't come back from Hel's realm
>so fueled by rage and sorrow, Demon goes off to train with the lizardmen so she can get strong enough to confront him and get revenge

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>Men these days! Back in my day a man wasn't considered an adult just because he's able to reach the top shelf without a stepladder.
>Sure Grandma, let's get you to bed.

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>>45542823
>revenge
Which one does she blow first? Or blow up? Either or some combination of both is fine.

>> No.45542877

>>45542801
No they only want subs to rape.

>> No.45542879

>>45542868
Nice monster girl image faggot, I see you aren't even trying to pretend anymore.

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>>45542879
They're oni. Sorry to spoil the show for you.

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>>45542879
She’s an oni. She’s the shitty twin, and probably fucks a literal clown(?). Have a basic bitch elf to cool your schizo jimmies. Same series.

>> No.45542919

>>45542868
>>45542890
>>45542907
should i read re zero?

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>>45542907
Those ears are pathetic.

>> No.45542930

>>45542919
I only watched the anime and it could be considered above average at a time when anime was a sea of shitty isekai.
I didn't hate it though. One of the first big villains was iconic enough to stick with me.

>> No.45542933

so stop taking bait
also why should I not go for the wurms and instead for the boring dragons who cant say how they actually love humans and need to go on about the glory of dragons

>> No.45542975

>>45542926
I have wow elf ears clipping through their helmets burnt into my mind.

>> No.45542984

>>45542691
I wasn't expecting the first mention of an argentine Ocelomeh would be within that context but okay

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>>45542919
Didn’t read it, as I was busy. The animu is mildly amusing.
>>45542926
Truth. Check out the witch, pic. I was really hoping to see her go insane on the plot.

>> No.45543002

>>45542984
i like the Colombian ocelomeh

>> No.45543052
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Is Monstergirl doctor any good?

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>> No.45543085

>>45543059
Elves aren't really monster girls.

>> No.45543098

>>45543052
I liked it. The horse girls are cute and I would 100% marry the head horse girl. Bonus points for getting her two retainers as wives as well.

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>>45542857
elves that see humans as barely-mature kids... elves who think it's irresponsible for humans to run around without care or supervision

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>>45543085
Maybe. But idols are definitely monstergirls.
>>45543098
Thanks, might check it out.

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>>45543052
The anime is for the most part. It has monster boys in it but it's not anywhere near as bad as EMG. The manga in the later chapters is just really bad, just very poorly written as the narrative completely changes. I'd recommend only watching the anime, just like EMG.

>> No.45543140

>>45543126
>don't read the emg manga
>miss out the farm arc where the MC almost gets seduced into staying
your loss

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>>45543126
Which girl is best girl?

>> No.45543170

>>45543153
Always spooder.

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>>45543153
Is that meant to be a horse?

>> No.45543177

>>45543153
I liked the Lamia the most. It's been years so I can't recall all the characters

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>>45543115
>human boys forced to grow up too quickly to deal with being alone
>revert to meek, spoiled boys who can't go a day without their mama after a few months of gentle elf pampering
many such cases

>> No.45543212

>>45543052
It's okay. Manga adaptation was short lived by Kanemaki Toumasu. Probably one of the few actually decent monster girl manga because while there is harem elements in it, Saphiette is set up as the main girl from day one. Even if Skadi tries to make polygyny legal in her city specifically to marry Glenn.

>> No.45543221

>>45543002
I'm happy with either as long as there is more Ocelomeh related conversations

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Been playing cyberpunk recently and I was wondering what the hell would happen if a dude had cybernetics and incubized, would they get improved or merge into him and become like a biological feature or would he just become more attractive to automatons? I don't think he would alp unless he was trans or some shit

>> No.45543234

>>45543117
imagine the bjs

>> No.45543238

>>45543171
That's Gold Ship.

>> No.45543241

so is this just anime recomend hours?

>> No.45543252

Monster Girls will destroy fascism and white supremacy. Monster Girls are Marxists and will not allow racism and prejudice to exist.

>> No.45543253

>>45543204
>An elf's face when she encounters a human boy who was forced to leave home at 18, lives alone and has become jaded.

>> No.45543256

>>45543204
do elves really dress like that?

>> No.45543266

>>45542919
i tried reading it once, then it throw me into a state of depression

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>>45543253
A full two centuries before his day of maturation... How terrible. Poor thing...

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>>45543256
Some of them.

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>>45543171
>>45543238
>no hat
Unlikely, doesn’t look like her. No resemblance whatsoever.

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>>45543252
KC retweeted this

>> No.45543283

>>45543230
I think it depends on your wife.
>If you incubized without a wife, you keep any cybernetics that are still improvements over your incubus body and the rest get absorbed.
>A wife like Mrs. Gremlin might want you to have even MORE cybernetics and tinker with you in earnest.
>A wife like Mrs. Automaton might like her husband to be more like her, so you'll still keep the cybernetics.
>A wife like Mrs. Troll might find them deeply unsettling so they'd become similar organic body features.

>> No.45543300

>>45543284
KC isn't known to really quality control whatever he retweets. More at 11.

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>>45543252
Another victory for the global proletariat

>> No.45543319
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>> No.45543324

>>45543284
You lost racist, the Wight gallery is full of her enjoying having a powerful African husband and it is more powerful than any racist garbage you post will ever be.

>> No.45543341

>>45543221
>gives you a ‘looking at walking garbage’ expression when you ask for Taco Bell
That’s a paddling’.

>> No.45543348

>>45543324
Inspiring.

>> No.45543376

>>45543324
Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel now huh?

>> No.45543384

>walk into office building
>get greeted at the door by a member of security who nods and leads me to the elevator
>get up to the seventeenth floor and walk past a bunch of sad-looking office workers
>walk into an office where a Nuki is sitting reading a report
>she looks up with an annoyed look and angrily asks what I could possibly be entering her office for
>she's a busy woman and the useless sluts outside have put her in a sour mood so I better start talking before she gets the horniest Ushi Oni from security up to her office
>watch her face go blank as my Bicorn wife's hooves clacking on the hardwood floors announce her arrival
>two hours later, my wife and I leave the panting and sweaty Nuki sprawled across her desk
>get confirmation that the business is happy with our work from our agent as we're headed to the van
>payment already wired into the checking account
>next job is at the local fire department
>Hellhound Hag Fire Chief has been locked in her office with half a pallet of bourbon for a week
>sigh out loud while wife giggles and points out this is the fourth time in as many months
>then she gets a serious look and points out a modification to the job request
>permanent resolution requested
>well, alright then

>> No.45543386

>>45543252
>>45543284
>>45543324
>>45543348
Can you fags not start

>> No.45543390

>>45543386
you could start by not replying to all of them, retard

>> No.45543398

>>45543300
>KC isn't known to really quality control whatever he retweets
What does that even mean? KC retweets what he likes, not what other people want him to.

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>>45543390
Ignore the bait. Talk about best girl instead.
Do you think she puts on more clothes in the winter?

>> No.45543411

>>45543300
Hey now, his tweets about teleporting slime and evil wizard ko power-ups are high quality stuff! What did anons ever imagine before implacable time-traveling was given to all waifus? Trick question, because you CAN’T imagine her before she makes you imagine her. Checkmate, you dragon-sex-in-cars perverts!

>> No.45543419

>>45543411
>he thinks you get that level of quality for free
no, gaijin, you have to pay for that.

>> No.45543422

>>45543252
Unironically monster girl society would be strange, there's genuinely nothing like it on our planet. If we only take the royal maki into account it would be some form of feudalism I would imagine.
Taco kots would be like a theocracy/matriarchy, I'm not sure what Amazons would be probably the same though.
Do dark elves have a spider god like in dnd? If so then they would also be a matriarchy/theocracy
I think most of them would be theocracies though considering the gods are very active

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>>45540578

>> No.45543434

>>45543419
>the goddess of love is a hooting fratboy
B-b-based! KC-sama, I kneel!

>> No.45543435

>>45543422
Just saw his later posts nvm fuck him

I genuinely really like thinking about the lore of monster girl society, I hate how fags like him ruined any goddamn discussion of it

>> No.45543443

>>45543204
>tfw your company left ypou on the field after you fell in war o roses in MGE
>Somehow you survived but barely
>You hobble over to what you believe in a normal little village but soon pass out from your wounds near the entrance
>you wake up to females crying
>Damn your head hurts like a bitch
>You open your eyes and find yourself face to face with lots of fucking elves
>dressed in black as if in mourning
>"Damn, don't be givin me a funeral, i ain't dead yet!"
>The elves jump for joy when they see you wake up
>The elf on your side, one sexy old hag asks you "How did a young boy like you end up in such terrible condition, did your parents beat you?"
>"No, I'm 16 and was a enlisted soldier for the war of the roses, i took a good blow to the head and a stab to the gut, the others thought i died, but god let me see another day."
>All those present were horrified bt i was gonna get a rude awakening on how different human elfs are
>"THEY ARE MAKING LITTLE KIDS FIGHT IN THEIR WAR, THIS ONE IS NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE AT LEAST ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, YET HE IS FORCED TO FIGHT AND WAS EVEN ABANDONED"
>Obvisuly i try and argue and say that I'm already an adult but the elven nurse hugs me and makes me unintenolly motorboat her
>And shes crying about what a poor little boy i am to already be fighting in war at such a young age
>Well this is going to be a long recovery for sure

>> No.45543446

>>45541903
No, your HUGE ASS does. Stop yelling what do you mean you were asking your husband

>> No.45543449

>>45543283
>You will never have a gremlin wife who overclocks your projectile launch system and cybernetics
This world is cruel

>> No.45543452

>>45543435
Well, imagine dragons. A load of highly individualistic monster girls that probably fight over territory and gold all day. does their society even function? Probably not. I bet they'd have to have ancient traditions like annual meetings to actually organize anything as a nation.

>> No.45543458

>>45543398
I know what I said.

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>>45543386
I need to gatekeep though. I want to be mean to mick and /trash/ faggots.

>> No.45543474

>>45543452
Thing is though is you don't really need money to survive anymore in MGE, you literally get God like powers for fucking your wife

The economy would be in shambles, assuming it wouldn't just morph into some type of economy that's completely different and alien to any economy we can even fathom at the moment.

>> No.45543479

>>45543386
>>45543435
It's schizo mick or one of the braindead /trash/ discord groomers spamming garbage.

Report it all, or send moderation feedback detailing what's going on + full links to all the posts, maybe all of mick's schizo-outs and off-topic spam from the previous thread too.

>> No.45543483

>>45543474
I'm not talking about mge because the logical solution to any of that will always come back to what you said
>it's all irrelevant.

>> No.45543488

Sure reeks of /monster/ in here.
You fags decided to shit this place up instead of your deadass board?

>> No.45543492

>>45543474
This. I assume random-ass barter for non-essentials, since sex becomes the only survival need. Assuming anyone bothers to stop screwing like animals.

>> No.45543494

>>45543492
Boring as fuck.

>> No.45543501

>>45543494
Not if you’re a salaryman, apparently.

>> No.45543507

>>45543501
I don't think the people who brought us dragon quest 25 with no major changes are the pinnacle of creativity.

>> No.45543514

>"muh /monster/, actually it's a false-flag"
Yeah we're getting raided by the same /trash/ discord clowns again.

>> No.45543519

>>45543514
I wish them luck.

>> No.45543523

>>45543443
>A week into recovery
>I can hobble around with ease at least
>Them elves really know how to heal wounds
>But wish they weren't so damn smothering in their care
>Can't even go to the bathroom alone
>When I do something like sneak out, I always get caught and brought back to my nurses house, where shes bawling her eyes out as if I was but a little boy,I'm not, I'm a grown man
>If there are some upsides, I can sleep in any elfs bed, and they are so soft...... i can help myself
>I try and help them with the wood cutter elf since I can stand a bit without my crutch but she always stops me and carries me to my nurses house who hugs me really close and checks me over 5 times if i got a new injury
>But i seem to be recovering rather well
>Maybe in a months time i can leave....

>> No.45543529

>>45543507
Wha!? Salarymen have constrained imaginations? Do tell.

Mana credits is the more plausible option a la MGE. Unless you’re a backwards Orderite. Guess they barter with shit-sticks and beets.

>> No.45543563

>>45543422
I want to live in a green demon realm and pay fealty to my local Holstaur Baroness by presenting her with bountiful vegetables.

>> No.45543566

>>45543466
You're a mean person then.

>> No.45543588

>>45543523
>three weeks in, I dont need no crutches and can walk around, still bandaged up
>Whenever I go out of the nurses house, she always makes sure I know what I can do
>I ain't gonna leave anytime soon, here everyone is very friendly
>I called the nurse elf ma once, and lets just say she was rather clingy for the rest of the day
>Not that I minded at all, she was very soft and being a man with a curvy meaty woman wont say no to cuddles
>I slept with my head between her saggers that night.
>Ever since that night, I can suck on her titties and honestly
>its amazing....

>> No.45543612

The benefits of a high level angel waifu.
If you so much as cough you're getting hit with a high level Cure Disease spell

>> No.45543623
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>>45543612

>> No.45543626

>>45543623
She never did burn off the baby weight.

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kot bedtime

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>>45543588
>>45543523
>>45543443
dude work on your english and/or writing

>> No.45543683

>>45543474
Acquire Arachne or Jurou-Gumo wife. Spend the rest of your lives in luxury due to the rarity of their silk. Spend your evenings rutting like animals in heat when she notes how you were looking at her in her new kimono.

>> No.45543695

>>45543677
>>45543677
it was a throwaway thing I did off the cuff

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>> No.45543763

>>45543642
I need other girls to snuggle with in bed.

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>>45543779

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>> No.45543818

>>45543488
Nobody from /monster/ comes here it's all in your head remedial-kun.

>> No.45543886
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Not many people know this, but there's a sweet spot you can maintain in dangerous, high-level zones if you get attacked by a powerful monster.
Chances are good that the monster will be attacked by another one, competing over you, while they're busy fighting you can quietly slip away.
I've gotten a lot of high-end alchemy ingredients making use of this.

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>>45543642
need kot roommate

>> No.45543935
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It's been a while since I was last here, but I've returned with a Nav comm.

>> No.45543942

>>45543935
Thats a good bun.

>>45543912
Remember, its not your room, its just the room she allows you to have.

>> No.45543944
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>>45543642
When a monster is waiting for you like this in bed, how does one avoids the sex?

>> No.45543969
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45543969

>Looks down at you with a smug ass, shit eating grin
>"He lost to a dead girl!"
>"How pathetic..."
"But there were 5 of you!"
>Ignores your words and starts to lewd you

>> No.45543973

>>45543944
Chances of avoiding sex is 0.000000031%.

>> No.45543995

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the chances of spontaneous hauntings by cute ghosts girls may be low but they are never 0.

>> No.45544011
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In all seriousness though, I'd be the guy that jumps into the sealed crypt filled with the most violent ghouls the world's ever seen.

>> No.45544044

>>45543935
i'd a bun

>> No.45544064
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>>45544011
Me too friend, I want to be the chewtoy for a pack of wild monsters. I want to show off all my bite marks that mark me as their property proudly

Pic very rel

>> No.45544072

>>45542295
how is that a benefit? i don't want a cheap whore, i want the full girlfriend and marriage experience, with a girl that won't cheat on me or try to divorce me.

>> No.45544074

Please introduce your wife to me. What kind of a monster is she? Is she a loli? A hag? Something else?

>> No.45544090

>>45544074
she's an apophis but with 6 arms, a heaving bosom and a touch of megalomania

>> No.45544113

>>45544074
A Holstaur but bigger.

>> No.45544116

>>45544011
I'm looking for a Death Knight as a bodyguard, a big girl with strong muscles, doesn't talk too much, terrifying aura and presence.
Can Lich-san hook me up?

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>>45544090
Dare I say based

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catz...

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>>45544074
A Blood Goblin who rides around in my backpack during the day.

>> No.45544145

>>45540578
Wish I was eating something spicy right now

>> No.45544173

>>45544136
fuffy snow gobbo

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Fellow femdom fags, do you want to be pampered into mush or be a servant for your wife? I personally want to be a servant, I wanna pamper my wife and be the perfect Butler. Bonus points if she calls me pet and gives me affection whenever I do a good job.

>> No.45544180

>>45544173
I bet you could roll her down a slope and she'd quickly turn into a giant snowball.

>> No.45544183

why do i even come to these threads, all it does is remind me that none of this is real and that i'm stuck living life with no wife and a job i dont like
Why is the world so shit?

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>>45544177
I know it's horribly self indulgent but I really want to not have to work or study and just snuggle and be topped and doted over by a nice onee-san demon.

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>>45544183
i prefer fleeting happiness to no happiness.
thinking about monsters help me get to sleep too, masking all of life's problems.

>> No.45544201

>>45544136
i like them all. clearly there's only a solution: gobbo harem.

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Would you assemble furniture with your Anubis wife?

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>>45544196
It's okay. You don't need to feel guilty about wanting to be dommed and/or taken care of.

>> No.45544262

>>45544241
I already assemble furniture for my mother and sister... and move it around... always moving it around... women...

>> No.45544287

>>45544241
I wonder what ever happened to bwsnowy. Dude dropped off the face of the earth.

>> No.45544322

>>45544256
girls who are really domineering and sexually aggressive...

>> No.45544336

>>45544287
hope he's not in here posting new art occasionally, that guy is extremely stinky and also dumb

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>sorry hun, I'm under orders to deal with you, so there's no escape... but try anyways, I wanna make you mine by force, ufufufu~

>> No.45544380

>>45543230
Wouldn't say merge but they'd still be there and making him better like before. Nothing physically changed in him after all, so the bionics are still working fine.
Yes, he would be more attractive to automatons and has been from the start.

Why would he alp if he isn't gay? He's not a monster boy, just a cyborg

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>"I'AM A SERIOUS BOSS BATTLE AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! I'AM A SERIOUS BOSS BATTLE AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! I'AM A SERIOUS BOSS BATTLE AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!"

>> No.45544406

>>45544374
I will simply lay there in protest
She may have me, but it will be BORING
>>45544380
I honestly don't know what this thread considers monster boys anymore, I remember seeing a male character with red eyes get called a monster boy, maybe he was one but he did not look like one at first glance at least
>>45544196
Nah respect that, I'd love that from time to time. I'd still want to be a house hubby though, cooking, cleaning, taking care of my wife and stuff.

>> No.45544414

>>45544241
It's in these situations that you lewd the anubis. All her ideas and plans will go poof, and she'll melt in your arms. Then you can try to assemble it tomorrow.

>> No.45544416

Thank goodness Whale girls only live in deep depths and don't come to the shallow surface waters, you never have to worry about Whale girls trying to take you away.

>> No.45544420

>>45544416
>The shortest recorded whale girl is 12' tall

>> No.45544423

Pretty peeved that he did that desu

>> No.45544428

Spidernon I mean

>> No.45544430

>>45544416
Anon they breathe air

>> No.45544436

>>45544430
They won't beach themselves just to nab a human...

>> No.45544464

>>45544287
Wasn't that just posted on his twitter today?

>> No.45544480

>>45542493
I know a place where you can make a lot of money if you don't care about ethics and hurting others

>> No.45544485

>>45542584
I did and now I'm sick. I slept 12 hours in my cold cabin but I still can't breath normally. Still better than being a wagie

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>>45543483
>>45543474
While yes you can get superpowers from fucking your wife(ves) and you honestly don't need more than that. You forget two good points: humans are social animals, and people like luxury beyond base survival needs.

Once you understand that even in a post scarcity society there is still scarcity of resources such as space, man power, and minds you will quickly realize that there is still sources of scarcity and thus conflict or trade. You cannot stand on the same ground I do, you cannot, own the same being I do, you cannot own the same mind and products of it as I do.

Any MGE society will follow these basic economic and societal rules: humans will group and organize taking their wives with them. This will form new societies or replace old powerstructures as needed by replacing the old with mamono and married humans. Now we have to account that monsters will be making up a large portion of our population, at least half of the current female population if not more with the spread of green realms and cultural products converting the women en masse.

During this transitional phase the economy and government is not like to change much, food and goods will still be sold as usual while adapting to the new market forces unless government impeeds it. I am of the opinion that even after supplanting the current world order little will change in that regard. However, the drive of governments of old and their characteristics of expansion of power and centralization will no longer be a driving force as a monopoly on violence will be impossible to maintain nor be desired.

This will lead to inevitable power vacuums opening as egotistical monsters and men seek to carve out their own kingdom in niches where self sufficiency is more productive than living on the established grid, or where ego supercedes sense. There would be conflict there, if the ruling powers desire to maintain face or authority as normal governments are like to do, and I can imagine Lims or other high ranks to try to Interfere in Anon's undead kingdom of cute zombies maids.

Economy is a similar story, supplantation is the key word here, and different from government their desire to expand stems from the same instinct and greed as mankind's. Despite that things like food and water are no longer needed to ensure survival, what of beyond? Food is still a psychological need much as water, what of good foods and tasty beverages? Those will still be desired just as alcohol, clothing both fine and mundane, furniture, and so on. The cornerstone of an economy is not just survival, but desire and wants.

As for how it operates? Hard to say, just because currency is no longer needed doesn't mean bartering is more efficient or necessarily preferred. What backs the money of the world varies, be it the petro dollar, force of arms, gold, or more and even in this new world its not like to change radically in practice. Naturally, mana which is the cornerstone of both energy and sustenance is the go to backer of currency if not currency itself. Since after all, the only thing that needs be to qualify as currency is a shared perceived value, certain level of difficulty of acquisition(stronger monsters make more and weaker monsters, the majority, make less), and a way to devise it for trade. All of which we have in setting already, though I wouldn't be surprised if the largely feudalistic monsters keep a gold standard or otherwise while the more modern supplanted governments keep their economy based around x. Despite thread canon mana in MGE, while universal, is rarely listed as a currency despite it being vital for survival.

Instead you have various kingdoms, theocracies, republics, and more that all seem to use more mundane forms of trade. I don't expect this to change, though a forward thinking government of a large population like say, China, might indeed opt for switching to a mana tax and use it as basis to prop up their currency as opposed to old methods.

Just because MGE presents itself as stifling to world building does not mean that it actually is. Conflict between hot-headed leaders and calculating rules, trade wars, and fighting over space are all still on the table even if the nature of the violence involved is no longer inherently lethal and on the individual level you'd have a happy end.

>> No.45544504

>>45543230
Since incubus are physically the same as us I think that everything stay the same. The question can be asked if you go overboard (maelstrom for example) were flesh is less common than iron. Personally I'm a chrome enjoyer and I would replace as much as I can

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>>45543642
The little jumpy walk hypnotized me every time. I love kots

>> No.45544515

>tfw you ordered an automaton but its from south of the border and speaks Spanish
last time I order from that shady automaton website in spanish

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>>45544406
>I honestly don't know what this thread considers monster boys anymore
I wouldn't worry about it, even if not outright trolling this thread attracts the worst kind of autism.
If you wanna get into it, cyborgs, mutants, and humans + in the sci-fi and fantasy sense can exist just fine and already do irl. It doesn't make them less human and if they inc that doesn't put them on thr block for alping unless they already wanted to become women.
If you were a cyberpunk tier guy you wouldn't suddenly become an automata and start slurping cum or something, same if you're a gene edited mutant or otherwise. You're soul is still human.
Though this is a needlessly touchy subject don't let retards and autismos ruin your fun

>> No.45544537

I'm going to recreate gleipnir so I can make a harness strong enough to Dom a hellhound permanently

>> No.45544540

I'm headed off to bed now, Anons. Sure would be nice if a cute Lim were to portal through and snuggle with me tonight.

>> No.45544544

>>45544528
Some times ago I made greens around cybernetics but I always got reply about how it's monster boy or that he would alp. I stopped

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>>45544540
>lim
you get default succ.

>> No.45544558

I do not want superpowers and dumbass red Edward Cullen eyes and to transform into a not-a-human-but-still-human-that's-just-a-human-but-better gary stu race that I magically gain through getting a blowjob every now and then. That's fucking retarded and I'm not going to pretend it isn't and that KC isn't a bad writer for making that deviantart shit. Everything about incubus slop can be covered under the diverse umbrella of le magic anyway when there's a spell for literally everything, anyway.

I will not acknowledge it as canon.

>> No.45544561

>>45544558
You do you

>> No.45544563

>>45544436
They will deliberately beach themselves to bait a 'Greenpeace' eco-warrior type Anon into 'rescuing' them for sympathy.

>tip: they'll have an old anchor rope wrapped around their tail to be 'trapped in a net' - it's really there so her pod-sisters can drag her back in to rehydrate and try again later

>> No.45544565

>>45544558
To each their own.

>> No.45544569
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The Interspecies Relations Board has chosen you to help a girl learn to live in human society. In reality it's just the demon lord emptying her prisons into the human world. Not really bad girls per say, a shoplifter and a few cheshire trolls who said gamer words as soon as the monster realm got internet access.

>> No.45544570
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>>45544558
It's a wish fulfillment setting, newfag.

>> No.45544574

>>45544548
if only more default succubi looked like this, then people would stop skipping over them and ogle long enough for them to pounce

>> No.45544576

>>45544570
And my wish is to not be infected with pants on head retarded nipslop on the tier of something a 14 year old on deviantart would write. Cry about it.

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>>45541348
>>45541366
>writing stories about laying with monstreous woman and demons
>I was always a good boi christian
He really fell from grace.

>> No.45544583

>>45544528
>don't let retards and autismos
>>45544544
Fuck those Tards.
So what happens if an Anon lost a leg pre-Portals? He's got stumps with titanium posts and bolt-on artificial legs. Normal articulated legs he can wear shoes on, and a pair of those curved racing blades that spring faster than he used to run.
Does he go to a DorkMage or powerful Unicorn and get them to regrow a pair?
Or if he's used to the artificial legs, does he go to GremTech or an Automaton repair shop and get a set of enhanced metal legs?
>obviously he doesnt suddenly Alp into a Fag-Automaton (unless he was already a Fag)

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>>45544569
I'm taking one of those Chesh, I need a buddy to scream gamer words with me.

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>>45544576
Go be a faggot somewhere else then.
>>45544569
>a few cheshire trolls who said gamer words
I can make her worse.

>> No.45544592

>>45544569
>a few cheshire trolls who said gamer words
A Chesh who was renamed 'N*ggergirl' despite having purple fur not black.
>teach her some Love-craft

>> No.45544601

Why the fuck do people who don't like KC insist upon coming to a general dedicated to KC works all the time

>> No.45544605

>>45544406
>I honestly don't know what this thread considers monster boys anymore, I remember seeing a male character with red eyes get called a monster boy, maybe he was one but he did not look like one at first glance at least
Monster boy is simply the male counterpart for monster girl, which includes any non-human humanoid. If his species distinct trait are red eyes, then I don't see how he shouldn't be called a monster boy except for incubi who canonically can have red eyes, but that's a touchy subject and they are just mutated humans anyway
I guess the distaste for cybernetics is because that attracts misery faggots like the fr*g, though I like the idea of cybernetics being possessed by mamonobanana
>your prosthetic hand becomes suspiciously good at fapping

>> No.45544607

>>45544601
>general
>dedicated to KC works
Cringe

>> No.45544608

>>45544563
You will live in a Pod, and eat the bugs*, and be happy.

*'Bugs' are an alternate name for some lobsters/crayfish, e.g.:
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibacus_peronii

>> No.45544609

>>45544605
>like the fr*g
Explain please

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>>45544592
W-what?! A shog cleaning the aisles at Tanukimart?! No this can't be, her purple and blackened broom of doom swishes the dust and debris around into a swirl of madness and non-euclidean patterns before it infests the dustpan she grips in the hands that imitate the human form. Her tacky uniform that drapes upon her form is patterned with truth of reality and madness of form and functions. Ah, she's looking at me with hollow eyes, the eyes of a wage slave indebted to the infernal machinations of the universe, NIGGERWOMEN SAVE ME!

>> No.45544616

>>45544607
This is the MGE thread. Please leave if you don't like it.

>> No.45544618

And know he uses the ‘everyone who doesn't like every single facet of MGE hates KC and Monstergirls' argument

>> No.45544621

>>45544605
Canonically MGE does have male monsterboys - the male partners in monster-to-monster happily married couples became male-mamonos.
And since many mamonos are very long lived, it's likely that your waifu's GreatGrandad was a monsterboy after the DL-transition and is probably now a Monster-OldGeezer.

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Life is like water, it flows through the path of least resistance and fills every niche. In this manner evolution produces creatures that dwell in every area where sustenance may be found, creating food chains and serving the greater ecosystem. Whether this system is a direct product of natural processes or creater artificially as a byproduct of civilization makes no difference, life, uhh, finds a way.
Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

>> No.45544626

>>45544605
Finally someone who hate the fr*g too
>>45544609
Know troll and shitposter from the white flag country

>> No.45544628

>>45544616
KC is a literal japcel who got dumped irl
Even in his own country he's a joke in the communities his subjects handle, mangaka and authors of other MG works view MGE as the mcdonalds of MG works
Why do you worship a guy who helped work on vile shit like MGQ so much?

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>>45544614
based and cheshpilled

>> No.45544641

>>45544605
The fr*g ruined one more thing and still isn't ban, why?

>> No.45544650
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Been going through some archived threads today and came across an interesting point from an anon who got dog-piled as a MGU/SpaceBattlesfag, but he did bring up at least one good point; how do you add conflict to stories in the setting? Sure you can make it work if you work within the confines of the Order being at play or a some flavor of DoTR, but not only are both of those conflicts temporary, they don't allow for much wiggle room story-wise in terms of creating unique scenarios.
Furthermore, I've been concerned for the future of Monster Girl media as a whole given the division between people who want to alter the settings to suit their own ends and purists. KC has every right to protect his IP from being infected, but at what point does that start to impede creativity? At some point, rules do need to be bent for the sake of individual stories, and sometimes you do need bad things to happen to good people in order for their victories to have more weight. Sure it reminds us of how painful real life is, but the point of all stories is that they are inherently escapist. Pain and suffering in storytelling can absolutely amplify the joy and happiness in it. What use is the love we cherish if we do not fight for it? Why read about it at all if there is no journey to follow, with crests and valleys?
t. aspiring writefag

>> No.45544656

>>45544635
>>45544587
>>45544569
>>45544514
>>45544134
>>45543642
This post have been made by the fr*g, same pics, please report.

>> No.45544659

Take your meds.

>> No.45544661

KC kneeled and cried like a bitch when another porn artist made a parody of his beta male works called the 'NTR Encyclopedia'
He publicly apologizes to every NTRfag (he unfollows business associates if he sees them making works with it like a beta) because he doesn't want to offend them

>> No.45544669

why is it that tourists call us autists, when they have literal mental breakdowns over KC and MGE?

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>>45544628
>Even in his own country he's a joke in the communities his subjects handle, mangaka and authors of other MG works view MGE as the mcdonalds of MG works
Gonna need a source for that one.

>> No.45544673

>>45544650
>>45544659
>>45544671
Fuck off white flag monkey

>> No.45544674
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He's going all out.

>> No.45544677

>>45544650
Read
>>45544503

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>>45544673
Elaborate?

>> No.45544680

>>45544678
Schizos gonna schizo.

>> No.45544684

>>45544678
Retards are parroting this one crazy anti-frog anon for funsies, ignore

>> No.45544685 [DELETED] 

>>45544678
You're the french monkey trying to pass as a normal poster by reminding people that you want to write your shitty story. I hope you get doxed so I pay you a visit

>> No.45544697 [DELETED] 

>>45544678
You're the french faggot trying to pass as a normal poster by reminding people that you want to write your shitty story. I hope you get doxed so I can pay you a visit IRL

>> No.45544707
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You will live in the pond (with your wife) and you will be happy.

>> No.45544709

Oohls

>> No.45544710

>>45544707
Sounds acceptable

>> No.45544711

oh, to be a wizard anon with a dark slime wife who teases you everytime you drink mana potions made with her essence. She never tells you what part of her, but she always just laughs while hefting the sizeable bust she never seems to make smaller, even if the rest of her is malleable.

>> No.45544713

>>45544707
Ok but I still won't eat ze bugs. I can eat ze burgs instead.

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>>45544628
Amazing how jannies will never ban a faggot like this.
>>45544678
May the cores protect us from these schizos

>> No.45544719

>>45544715
French enabler like you should be hanged, jannies protect him and I don't know why.

>> No.45544721

>>45544678
Apparently you're the French Anon even though your sentences in no way resemble his esl mess

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Bitches love cannons.

>> No.45544725

>>45544715
Might I recommend the People's Republic of China if you want censorship so much and don't like American websites where people are free to think, troon? Wait nevermind they'd kill you for being a troon over there lol

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>>45544724
>Feuertrahl
There was an attempt.

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Monster Girl Thread? More like Monster Girl Asylum Thread

>> No.45544738

>>45544732
Picking up chicks in the Undead Asylum!

>> No.45544740

>>45544738
The guards there sure are thicc

>> No.45544742

>>45544732
Cheshire can't get me if I'm on my meds

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>>45544732
What would be the worst schizo monster? Schizo yandere cheshire sounds like a complete nightmare.

>> No.45544747
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>>45544742
Don't, she will cry

>> No.45544748

>>45544732
Look at the poster count and realize that that’s inflated by at least a bit by people with dynamic ips or, and yet we have shitposters who think these threads are worth spending every waking hour on trying to destroy or subvert them and think we are somehow some great enemy or threat.

>> No.45544751

>>45544747
Fuck off, fr*g. I wasn't talking to you.

>> No.45544754

>>45544746
Shirohebi that thinks CIA or whatever wants to take her husband away.

>> No.45544756

>>45544742
>anon swallows the pill
>chesh gets sad and starts to fade away

>> No.45544762

>>45544747
>>45544756
She didn't really disappear. She's just setting up for sticking her ass out of something he opens again

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>>45544751
Really? how much time before we move on, what should I do?
>>45544762

>> No.45544775

>>45544770
Kill yourself and I will stop.

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>>45544762
>schizo anon takes his meds and chesh fades away
>at last, he's free of the shitposter menace
>goes to grab a beer from his fridge to celebrate
>opens it and chesh ass pops out
>looks at the loaded gun he keeps on the counter nearby
>...
>BANG!
>instead of the bullet, a flag with "BANG!" and chesh ass printed on it came out of the barrel
>schizoanon gives up and starts laughing maniacally
Embrace the madness

>> No.45544781

>>45544777
I found Chesh flashing her ass gross. I would prefer if she pops and softly steals a kiss or something.

>> No.45544787

>>45544781
How about a compromise, instead of ass she flashes her tits and splashes you with milk

>> No.45544790

>>45544787
It's good compromise, I take the deal

>> No.45544803

>>45544787
>>45544790
>>45544781
How about you stop samefagging and rope yourself, fr*g

>> No.45544806

>>45544781
Showing ass is one thing, but kiss on the cheek would really make Anon flustered.

>> No.45544808

>>45544724
Remember you must cast the warding spell "Bakkblast Clir!!!"

>> No.45544809

>>45544806
Don't feed the troll.

>> No.45544812

Drawing a Doragon for a new year picture!

>> No.45544815

>>45544742
>Anon finally opens the childsafe cap on his Meds bottle...
>SurpriseCheshAss!!!

>> No.45544836

>>45544812
Hope they're gonna bring more luck than bunnies.

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>>45544812
>No cat year
sad

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>>45544836
Obviously superior monster species will bring more luck than a mere beastgirl!
>>45544867
Get in line, lady!

>> No.45544892

There is no need for other mamonos when holstaurs exists

>> No.45544896

>>45544464
I didn't know he had a twitter

>> No.45544922

>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3371662
>when it's time to do the deed and cheshy's smug shitposter mask comes off

>> No.45544951

>>45544922
CUTE, SO FUCKING CUTE

>> No.45544953
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>>45544922
what i love most about chesh is her personality
which really is the most painful part since it gives me the hope of finding someone like that irl

>> No.45544961

>>45544953
What demon realm is that "irl" you speak of

>> No.45544964

>>45544892
They really are great.

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>>45544961
sorry anon sometimes i have these horrible visions

>> No.45544992

>>45544953
You basically want a mischievous tomboy.
I hate to say it bro, but tomboys are an extinct species in 2023.

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>>45544953
I feel you anon but I love Chesh for both her physical and mental aspects and can't settle for IRL now. It's better to cast away any hope for romance IRL.
I truly hope for portal day or death every time I wake up

>> No.45545006

>>45544732
The Despair Squid? There's no way that should have raped you, why didn't you use the laser cannons?

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>>45544992
Please don't remind me

>> No.45545035

>>45544922
THE FLOPPY EARS

>> No.45545036

>>45545015
>>45544984
>>45544953
Fr*g is a BBC cuck too

>> No.45545041

>>45545035
her greatest trick
secretly a dog this whole time

>> No.45545052

>>45545041
I can't believe it, she was the updog all along...

>> No.45545101

>>45545052
the real updog was the friends we made along the way

>> No.45545103

I don't care about tomboys
Bring back quirky emo girls

>> No.45545105

>>45545103
So real for this. With their dumbass colourful racoon hair and weird fringes.

>> No.45545129

>>45543230
>>45543283
>>45544380
>>45544504
I think a previous anon from last thread did bring this topic up when he asked about what happens if scifi super soldiers with their augmentations and power armor get exposed to mamono mana monsterization. And since that anon used a Halo-type pic that showed Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup as Halo Spartans...

Imagine a female Spartan 2 exposed to mamono mana undergoing monsterization. I say this because people tend to forget or don't realize that most supersoldiers in scifi are bound to be off-putting and look weird or even disturbing when they don't have their armor. And in the case of Spartan 2s; they're the type who spend a lot or most of their time and existence wearing their armor and helmets and even if not armor they still have their undersuits almost on all the time just to await new armor pieces to be placed on them. Which means Spartan 2s are almost always going to have pale skin complexion due to the sterile lab environments they grow up in and them constantly having their armor on. Additionally they are always going to have scars 100% because of combat AND as surgical scars due to the augmentations and cybernetics they got. Also if there're Halo fans here who watched the Live Action "Forward unto Dawn" Halo movie. Recall that scene where they rescued Lasky and are in the Pelican, where Spartans Fred and Kelly take off their helmets showing their super pale scar riddled faces and BEEG ol' eyes that look like that due to cybernetics and other scifi augmentations surgeries.

So thread. Picture yourselves with a Spartan 2 female exposed to mamono mana. You'll likely get yourself a succ or lesser succ or Amazoness who's this military woman, clad in Mjolniir power armor, TALL, muscle /fit/, pale skin but is scar riddled from war and surgeries. She takes of her helmet to reveal equally pale and scar riddled face with now horns that're short to make her still wear the helmet.

Are you Man enough to show tender love to your mamono mana riddled, monsterized Spartan 2 GF? Will you caress her face and kiss her lips even as you feel those scars? Will you not be put off or turned off by the off-putting BEEG eyes as a result of augmentation surgeries?

Oh and I suppose Incubized male Spartan 2s still similar but now mamono mana riddled. And maybe Dark Mage and other Onee-san monsters now work hard to get that "awful bulky metal suit" off their otouto military veterans to soothe their tired muscly scarred bodies? And give 'em all that comforting Onee-san therapy?

>> No.45545133
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>>45544992
>You basically want a mischievous tomboy.
Yes

>> No.45545179

>>45544503
Nice effortpost.

While ‘authentic goods’ (true Stradivari, THE Eiffel Tower etc) will retain value in post-scarcity hypotheticals, magic/‘true’ nanoreplication allows for easy substitutes to be generated. Space (except for the ‘authentic’) itself is no longer at a premium in MGE. Engagement with scarcity-based conflict is likely to be low for most imho.

The ridiculous ease of life-extension is likely to extend cost-over-time as a socio-economic control — especially regarding the luxury strata (whatever that entails), but also in general. Not sure how this would look. Hel/cortical-backups add odd complexity. Invalidate life-insurance, or conditionally monopolize it — perhaps death benefits only pay out if you go into a personality shredder and all backups gain an ‘do not redeem sir’ tag.

Even backups could be conditional — X amounts of Zombi pity needed to actually return from true-death. Or the basic plan only lets you revive in a fucking Pandemonium tentacle orgy: where post-revivication armaments cost extra! Or after half a century etc

Taxes, or the equivalent, is likely to grow higher proportionally. All the government-like bodies will have a much wider and larger range of phenomena to regulate. On the plus side the civil/military services of government offer a better class of benefits than the majority of the private sector, and would have to aggressively recruit simply to attempt handling anything. High amnesty and certification bonuses are methods that might apply.

The added complexity comes with effects we’re all familiar with. A large stupid populace unable to adapt weights down current human attempts, but a massive improvement in geriatric technology might blunt our idiocratic trends. True drop-outs have the option to screw for eternity in relative luxury, compared to our current penury/non-citizen model. But poor impulse control still selects out that type, and without a deficit. I’d suppose the remainder, active society, would be disturbingly sharp and engaged by our standards.

Piles of unknowns, and slamming “lol sex” in the blanks is only partially amusing.

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ehehe

>> No.45545231

>>45545179
> slamming “lol sex” in the blanks is only partially amusing.
That's the whole point of this setting, go back to /tg/ if you don't like it

>> No.45545271

>>45545179
>zzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

>> No.45545275

>>45545133
Damaged goods chesh gf...

>> No.45545295

>>45545275
Nah she's a true Chesh from Wonderland who likes to fight. Fuck off with your 3D bullshit.

>> No.45545313

>>45545231
>>45545271
>ur grandma dies
>better solve everything with lol sex
>she’s fine in Hel’s domain
>she sends you postcards every month
>bukkake postcards
>featuring her and ur grampa
>”N-nice t-t-titjob, gram-gram! Tell gram pops I said hi, when he stops licking your ass!”
Ur so based, bros!

>> No.45545357

>>45545313
Dude, yes death is important but I don't care about your snooze fest post.

>> No.45545364

>>45545313
Knowing that my family is having fun in the afterlife sounds comfy, sorry that you are unable to think outside of the contemporary fantasy framework.

>> No.45545387

>>45545357
>>45545364
Fine. So did your mom’s tits get bigger or smaller post-monsterization? Serious question.

>> No.45545400

>>45545387
What's your problem anon?

>> No.45545434

>>45541366
I thought you were joking but I checked and he really went full e-christian schizo, damn.

>> No.45545456

>>45545400
I’m trying to think outside of the contemporary fantasy framework. If all of your female relatives will end up as monsters, you may as well be happy about it. That’s very limited values of happy in my case, but get as wild with it as you like.

>> No.45545472

sometimes I used to pretend that I was an intergalactical robot

>> No.45545554

>>45545472
Cool. What did you do as a robutt?

>> No.45545670

How would greenworm fare in 40k universe

>> No.45545675

>>45545670
greenwom solos the 40k universe. no diff.

>> No.45545680

>>45544732
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Chesh. A rubber room with a horny Chesh, and she sucked my nuts.

>> No.45545684

>>45545670
>>45545675
She hungers…

>> No.45545686

>>45545129
I can take this hit for the team, but you guise owe me. Scars, muscles, and moe-eyes aren’t the massive turn-offs you assume they are. Hope my massage skill hasn’t become too lax from disuse.

>> No.45545697

>>45545670
Noooo my cabbages!!!!!

>> No.45545754

>>45545670
That's 11e tyranids just different versions of greenworm

>> No.45545796

>>45545434
>Falling for it a second time after Puuyo
lol, lmao even

>> No.45545815

>>45544626
>Know troll
nigga your grammar is somehow worse than the boogeyman you're against
i'd rather take the frenchs company than yours, at least they have cool TV shows

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Yeah but what if space though? We always talk about Space Outlaw Anon, but I got thinking about a Farscape scenario where a single human male is trying to find his way home from the thirsty clutches of endless space

>> No.45545963

>>45545935
Reverse portals time
>Event Horizon but the deleted scenes were too lewd for any age classification

>> No.45545967

>>45545796
No, the insanity is real in both cases.

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>> No.45546000

>>45544601
Cringe...

>> No.45546014

Could any Monster possibly hope to cure Metal Gear Raiden of his PTSD and repressed love of violence and killing

>> No.45546028

>>45546014
Only join him.

>> No.45546046

>>45546014
Joining the Colonel’s harem with Rose is his only hope.

>> No.45546047

>>45544601
It’s because the MGE fan base is full of vocal retard purists who don’t even read the setting, vocal retards like the Fr*g and Mick who hate KC and MGE, both because they have no lives or bitches and a whole bunch of people who just want to enjoy Japanese cartoon drawings away from all the faggotry.

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>>45546047
>Fr*g who hate KC
That's new, how about you fuck off with your lies

>> No.45546110 [DELETED] 

>>45546092
How about you make the world a better place and use that gun on yourself

>> No.45546136

>>45546014
his new wife is a cursed sword. jack the ripper shall rip no more.

>> No.45546165

>>45546110
Why? Explain what I did wrong since ignoring you is useless. You shit up the thread daily when you think you see anything related to me.

>> No.45546178

>>45546136
Sam would roll in his grave if Murasame turned into an anime girl. Bladewolf would seethe about it too...

>> No.45546183

>>45545935
>space cadet anon responds to a distress beacon from an alien ship that drifted into the system
>he can't do much to assist a ship that large but he can at least report if they need help
>as soon as he gets close, he gets grabbed by a tractor beam and kidnapped by the ship's AI
>she's a little bit crazy after being alone in space for the better part of a million years

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>>45545967
Don’t even know who those fuckers are, but they must’ve gained some form of troublesome notoriety. Because MGE is a ball of cringe, they’re attempting to whitewash the social stigma away by using the (once) mainstream Jebus redemption arc, I guess.

>> No.45546203

>>45546183
Which writefag was it that wrote the story Spaceworm?

>> No.45546244

>>45546194
Pretty much, yeah. Very much in the "MGE is pure and wholesome" camp by denying all the parts they don't like.

>> No.45546252 [DELETED] 

>>45546165
You're french, we just don't want to see your subhuman race here. No one like you here, at best you're ignored. Even writefags don't want to see you in their tournament.

>> No.45546283

>>45546165
He's being safe edgy on 4chan of all fucking places.

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Have you been dreaming about me?

>> No.45546328 [DELETED] 

>>45546283
>He
No, we. We are tired of him

>> No.45546344

>>45546047
And then there are shitposters like me who read the lore, find the logic inconsistencies or loopholes, and exploit them to amuse myself and annoy the Tards.
(And no, I'm not irish, I'm the 'reee-' poster)

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Favourite mgd girl and why is it bat?

>> No.45546364 [DELETED] 

>>45546283
Not him but fr*g are subhuman, it's not edgy to say that

>> No.45546380

>>45546322
Sorry but no, I'm a Cent-Anon and like her guide entry and mythology, but the PurpleDreamHoss art is too cartoonishly close to /m*p/.
She deserves an art update, like so many other early-art girls.

>> No.45546395

>>45546380
yeah yeah with the game update
lmao.

>> No.45546402

>>45543052
No harm finding out. Monster girl genre isn't exactly exploding.

>> No.45546439
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Christmas is coming, are you ready for it anon ?

>> No.45546454
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standard adventuring team

>> No.45546456

>>45546178
bladewolf would be a werewolf automaton and sam wouldnt change because hes perfect as it is

>> No.45546469
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>>45546347
Love how the common trend is to give bat girls the fattest peaches.

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>>45546165
Not him. You’re noticeable and easily mimicked/profiled…so I’m guessing that you’re lined up as a thread-bogeyman to farm (you)s, by the circle-jerk gang. Bulli-to-displace-then-sockpuppet is a stupidly common tactic on the intershits. This is pure speculation on my part. Statistically, opportunists tend to follow the lowest energy pathway, and repeating patterns occur. Opportunists are inevitable, but actual identities are troublesome to pinpoint. And especially pointless to care about here.

Effort-posters are difficult to usefully mimic with such a strategy. Furthermore, they’re counterproductive targets re:engagement farming. Each displacement increases workload, in fact. Blah blah complex and specific quality of context/interests are best when naturally occurring and naturally difficult to engagement-farm blah blah.

Basically: ignoring it is the most reasonable option for you. Just talk about monstergirls and ignore the b8. What’s good about memecats, nigga?

>> No.45546487

I wonder if Vampires feud with Bat Girls.
>"I am the ruler of the night and you are my subject!"
>"You're just a human woman who ripped my kind off!"

>> No.45546495

>>45546487
Fruit werebats are superior to uptight bloodsuckers.

>> No.45546502

>>45546344
Dubs. Thought I was the reeee-poster, can’t be fucked to keep track of this shit. It doesn’t really matter.

>> No.45546507

>>45546469
youtube shorts keep recommending me whales and bats

>> No.45546544

>>45546439
Chesh pranking me by gifting me a bratty loli Inari instead of the meaty gentle Inari i asked for Christmass(The horror)

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>> No.45546547

>>45546165
This will never end. He just hates you.
Why? Probably something retarded like not being cozy enough.

>> No.45546554

>>45546470
Just tell him to kys, it's a pest

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>>45546507
Nature cheated us out of bacula, penis spines, and mates with prehensile vaginas. I want my fucking money back, since horse/dolphin vagoo lack appeal and are too /d/ for me. Devs need to fix this shit. Where’s my fucking jetpack?

>> No.45546566

>>45546545
She seems miffed. Peeved. Her jimmies rustled.

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>>45546470
I see, thanks a lot for that big answer. I ignore him most of the time but it hasn't changed much yet. Any idea on the noticeable pattern I can avoid?
>What’s good about memecats, nigga
As another anon said, she is a mischievous tomboy and also a kot, which means purring and comfy time. Her profile always feelt right, I don't know how to explain it.

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Shrine maidens are lewd.

>> No.45546593

>>45546563
Mermaids canonically have the kegel muscular control of Dolphins and you can't change my mind. Human women just can't win against the Mermaid pussy. They just can't.

>> No.45546609

>>45546566
anon keeps snickering when she calls it the mushroom kingdom

>> No.45546628

>>45546609
You don't want to be her Mario?

>> No.45546631

>>45544241
good shit

>> No.45546634

>>45546609
Great place for a picnic, eh?

>> No.45546661

>>45546578
Shrines are usually far away from civilization, so shrine maidens have evolved to be as lewd and appealing as possible in order to charm men effectively. The more remote the location, the more beautiful they will appear.

>> No.45546670

>>45546661
that's a vtuber

>> No.45546677

>>45546670
Cool.

>> No.45546681

>>45546670
Idk and idc. Breeding regardless

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>>45540578

>> No.45546699

>>45546661
I liked shrine maidens better when they were ordinary human girls! What did the monsters do to my Reimu?!

>> No.45546705

>>45546681
informed decision-making is important. fap responsibly

>> No.45546743

>>45546566
>This monstergirl's lust is equivalent to the amount of time she has been sitting meekly on the throne.
When this monster girl can't hold back and starts running, it generates X illusion spores. X is equal to the amount of time this monster girl has been holding back.
She's the mycotyrant from mtg

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>> No.45546761

>>45546744
old

>> No.45546789

>>45546744
Get some birches

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>>45546571
You’re welcome. The EZ solution is to care more about other stuff. Seriously. Get your dick wet, make friends, get a hobby etc

If you’re overly attached to this place…then a posting-identity ‘not worth displacing’ is the next best strategy. Intricate data is not worth displacing for engagement — it’s already a ‘high-level’ form of content. Only schizo-trolls and randoms would bother to seriously attack it. But: it also has a higher-cost to engage with normally, so is more likely to be ignored — or given tenuous support/trolling in the hope that it will produce more outputs w/o chasing it off. Waifu-shit is probably the most tolerable/easy pathway for you — fuck if I know anything about that. The time-energy consuming details would be the context-valued content here, I guess.

Gotta visit a stroke victim. Med-tech is still barely out of the fucking 19th century.

>> No.45546811

>newfag phoneposter from the last thread who gave mick free pity is now preaching about muh autism
color me surprised

>> No.45546816

>>45546744
Am I supposed to be afraid of Dryads? How are a bunch of dumb stationary trees supposed to rape me? LOL
Oh noooo but they can use roots to grab you and stuff anon they're sooo scary! Please, tree roots don't even grow that long and they can't be infinite in length. Just stay outside their range. Just stand at the edge of the forest where there are no trees and make fun of the trees. All they can do is sit there and cope LOL STUPID TREES COULDN'T RAPE ANYONE HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.45546820

>>45546811
lurking is a long dead art, after all. it's to be expected.

>> No.45546826

>>45546803
>Get your dick wet, make friends
What a fag.

>> No.45546828

HEY DRYADS DON'T MIND ME WHILE I SIT HERE READING A BOOK FULL OF PAPER MADE FROM YOUR DEAD SISTERS AHAHAHA STUPID TREES

>> No.45546833

>>45546816
needs cottonwood correction

>> No.45546855

>>45546833
Must be mere'd by maples

>> No.45546887

>>45546855
there i was, walking in the woods with some dry waffles
if only i had some maple syrup

>> No.45546895

>>45546855
Pine Dryads must be quite the Tsunderes

>> No.45546911

>>45546895
Pine tea is extremely bitter.

>> No.45546925

>>45546895
>pollen makes you disoriented and you'll be hugging her with your pants down before you know it

>> No.45546941

>>45546803
Chinese cartoon drawings are serious fucking business.

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>>45540578

>> No.45546949

>>45546911
>>45546925
I hear they're quite the prickly girls.

>> No.45546977

>>45546545
>the shroom on her throne
>thinking about shroomming it up

>> No.45546985

>>45546949
They're quite coniferous towards bachelors, too.

>> No.45546998

how trees did i see?
about tree fiddy

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>> No.45547033

>>45546985
I do wonder how many dryads in the modern era would move into orchards.
Well, 'be moved' into orchards to support growth.

>> No.45547044

>>45547026
SPOOKY
>>45546544
It's a kit to build your own Inari

>> No.45547076

>>45547026
How did she put on the swimsuit

>> No.45547095

>>45547076
she magic'd it on

>> No.45547098

>>45547076
hope

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>>45540578

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>>45541348
God that's sad, i liked his dom shog stories

>> No.45547150

>>45545796
Actually, what was with that?
I never learned if puuyo leaked his own image or if they were just dumb enough to post it.

>> No.45547229

>>45547150
>puuyo leaked his own image
You mean the one that the furcuck still rages about? He used a small crop of it as Steam avatar and the full version was found multiple months later because he attached it as a reference for a commission on Skeb.

>> No.45547241 [DELETED] 

>>45547229
You mean the furchad?

>> No.45547255

>>45547229
You mean the kemono chad?

>> No.45547261

>>45547241
>>45547255
No, I definitely mean the furcuck.

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>>45540578

>> No.45547365

>>45547340
She looks stupid and is probably a virgin too

>> No.45547378

>>45547261
Why would cait sith be into this?

>> No.45547383
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Horn problems.

>> No.45547410

>>45547044
You can hardly even call it a kit when it't only the Inari. Where are the complementary seals in case of misbehaving, or the monthly Tofu free shipping? She doesn't even come with a manual.

>> No.45547414

>>45547351
You will be warm
You will be comfy
You will take the yeti

>> No.45547428

if you cant do the crime
do the slime

>> No.45547445

>>45547410
You just have to feed her and wait at lest 25 years

>> No.45547479

>>45547365
And that is why I would accept to be her hubby

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Please, whatever you do, don't fry tofu out in the open anywhere near where foxes live. The smell attracts them.

>> No.45547487

>>45547479
Stop saying hubby mamonos aren't some 50s mamas

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>> No.45547511

>>45547487
Alps still use the phrase daddy-o

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>> No.45547576

>>45547556
ass wings are useless.

>> No.45547601

>>45547566
Delet this

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>>45547604

>> No.45547650

>>45544661
link please.

>> No.45547689

>>45547650
You have to be over 18 to post here.

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>> No.45547712

>>45547689
I am. I want to add to it.

>> No.45547722

I know I'm late to the party (sick as a dog yesterday) but with Spidernon's purge, you have limited time to grab all his shit from the archive. Archive anon made it clear he's going to delete it all Friday.

I grabbed the folder myself so I can help in the future, but I may not always be here.

>> No.45547729

>>45547722
>Archive anon made it clear he's going to delete it all Friday.
Who is archive anon and why is he doing this?

>> No.45547746

>>45547729
Because Mega apparently does not bother with whether or not the archive is legal if someone throws a fit/dcma and archive anon doesn't want to risk the whole archive.
Not ideal, but understandable.

>> No.45547834

Alright so I gave this a lot of thought and I guess it does make sense that cait sith could have a reverse harem.
I don't particularly enjoy the concept though.

>> No.45547858

>>45547700
I need more muscle on my mofu

>> No.45547942

>>45547858
Put tofu in your mofu

>> No.45547987

>>45547942
Putting Tofu in my mofu will make them soft though.
Which, while welcome, is not the goal for this fox.

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>> No.45548010

>>45547995
boobs

>> No.45548023

im gunna use an ancient eldritch artifact of plumpness on my fox.
surely nothing will go wrong.

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I found this artist called losenis. He's pretty great.

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>>45547942
Just not the fried tofu

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>> No.45548109

>>45548069
Her redemption arc was one of the cutest things ever.

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>> No.45548255

This is a bit of an unimportant question, but does the MGE follow our calendar (in terms of months and days distribution) Has KC made any mention of how they divide the year.

>> No.45548259

Anons how do i deal with old magical monsters girls that keep trying to fight me, why yes I am the son of the villianess that they used to fight but no I just wanna live in peace

>> No.45548299

>>45548259
>Step one: Beat them one on one
>Step two: Add them to your harem
>Step three: Leave in peace.

>> No.45548307

>>45548035
Wish he did more Bapho-chan art.
I wish he had the balls to lewd Runya.

>> No.45548366

I want to breed monster girls like I'm Genghis Khan. I want 3% of all monster girls to be descended from me a thousand years from now. I'll even marry an undead monster girl or a Lim so that I live forever so I can keep breeding for all eternity.

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population of shota town decreases this week

>> No.45548404

>>45548394
Sorry, I've sworn to defend the shotas this year. Whether one comes or they all come, I will defeat them in glorious battle, subdue them and after the season ends...the goat breeding program begins.

>> No.45548428

>>45548394
Does she steal them for herself or sell them on the black market to hags?

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>> No.45548459

>>45548299
i dont even want to fight them, i'd feel bad for the old hags, can I just convince one to maybe put down the wand and maybe just bury the hatchet since I ain't evil

>> No.45548464

Baphomets are free. Some bratty Baphomet calls you a stinky old man? Just throw her over your shoulder, carry her into an alley and bully her butthole until she apologizes! Of course then you have to take responsibility but it's worth it. I have sixty three Baphomets at home who I've bullied into proper women. You do have to be careful though, sometimes an enterprising Satyros uses magic to give herself a similar appearance. But that's fine as well, I have seventeen Satyros who I've bullied into proper women. This does of course mean that Krampus will attempt to punish you for being a bad boy but goats are easily subdued. I have eleven Krampus that I've bullied into proper women.

I have two hundred seventy nine daughters.

>> No.45548471

>>45548459
Sorry anon, sometimes violence is the only language they understand. You will have to beat them in order to get them to listen to you. They are blinded by rage and vengeance, and they need to vent those feelings.

>> No.45548510

>>45546563
God, Ryoko is so hot.

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why 'wock is so fat bros

>> No.45548538

>>45548471
imma pray to eros for help and maybe get a cupid to soften their hearts or something
>>45548533
wock is just pig dragon

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I love it when a monstergirl's monster parts give away their feelings.

>> No.45548549

>>45548540
Girls in uniform are so rare.

>> No.45548560

>>45548533
How many dormice is she eating a day?

>> No.45548568

>>45548560
I was going to say she's fat because dormice are high in sugar but I thought better of it.
Good on you for keeping the flame alive.

>> No.45548573

>>45548549
She must sweat up a bucket in that.

>> No.45548576

>>45548568
It's either the dormice she's eating that's making her fat, or it's all the jubjubs she's eating... or both. Nothing is Wonderland is safe from her gluttony.

>> No.45548583

>>45548540
I love it when an autistic retard keeps endlessly spamming chinese and korean gachashit on a japanese culture board.

>> No.45548595

>>45547722
Still no idea who Spidernon is or why it matters.

>> No.45548599

>>45548560
>>45548568
>>45548576
fuck off

>> No.45548602

>>45548583
You know what he loves? You acknowledging him

>> No.45548604

>>45548595
A writefag. If you liked his stories or want to read them in the future then you should download them, as he's deleting them. If you don't care, no further action is required.

>> No.45548617

>>45548599
Beware the jabberwock, my son!

>> No.45548621

>>45548604
Why would he go full Alp like that?

>> No.45548624

>>45548621
Go ask him.

>> No.45548627

>>45548604
I kind of gleaned he was a writefag but from what I can recall he never posted here so I don't really give a shit what he does personally.

>> No.45548649

listening to jabberwock digesting noises

>> No.45548667
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Many sins in this thread...

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>Ara ara, you want to go pero pero nuru nuru shiko shiko until you're all peta peta doki doki byukyun with me? Ehehehe~

>> No.45548739

>>45548394
If shotas are able to run a town all by themselves, they deserve to not be disturbed.

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>>45546544
>>45547044
The "build your own high rank monster" deal is a good deal

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Virgin demons are getting smarter

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burgers have been introduced into demon realm

>> No.45548824

>>45548753
No sexo with loli, I will wait until she gets mature

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>>45548817

>> No.45548868

>>45548649
from the outside, right?

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>>45548868
of course

>> No.45548941

>>45546344
>read the lore
I always thought MGE was more a guideline than hard lore stuff and that KC doesn't care that much

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>>45548621
He said for his faith, it's kinda sad. Won't lie though, near the end his writing starting to get really weird with the pol shit leaking through, it wasn't that bad in the beginning or middle, but near the end oh boy. His Amazon story had anti vax stuff in it for example
He wasn't a bad writer and I'll kinda miss him, I liked some of his stories but I can't say I'm shocked at what he's doing.
>>45548627
I think he posted in the bunker, and he was almost certainly a pol user imo

>> No.45548959

>>45548868
>>45548933
I'd rather listen from the inside. Who knows, I may get lucky and there may be a dormouse or jubjub in there for me to cuddle and lewd!

>> No.45548967

You know it's bad when she has permanent heart pupils

>> No.45548974

>>45548941
As long as you follow the hard rule like no ntr shits fine
Most writers do ignore a lot of rules, even some of the pillars like magus. I know my stories will ignore many rules, just not the big ones like NTR and no real bad ends

>> No.45548995

>>45548941
>replying to a post from 6 hours ago that was made by a cockroach almost as autistic as the mick

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>Enough! To the matango pit with you!

>> No.45549013

>>45548941
KC is pretty much 'whatever floats your goat' when Anons ask him about their weird niche fetishes or wild ideas, but that means he allows in a lot of things that cause inconsistencies with earlier stuff in the Guides etc.
Otoh you have reee-tards who cant cope with a lot of the 'icky-ness' that KC has included so they try to head in the sand or thread-bitch about things that are explicitly written as canon.
>insert Chesh-tier ass-pizza fun

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>>45548949
Well fucking hell. I'll never allow no brainrot to get to me that way. My only faith is in sin itself.

>> No.45549034

>>45548817
This looks like manhwa

>> No.45549040

>>45549009
What a dump.

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>>45549034
It obviously is.

>> No.45549045

>>45549013
>multiple examples of daughter fucking
>wholesome christian setting tho

>> No.45549047

>>45549034
Well it's Korean.

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Limber up

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>>45545179
>>45544503
God I love seeing these discussions thank you bros

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>>45546545
The Mushroom Kingdom!

>> No.45549088

>>45549071
It would be so much better if he didn't shackle it to mge.

>> No.45549091

>>45549088
Honk honk furry clown

>> No.45549095
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TOUHOU HIJACK LOL

>> No.45549097
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>>45549067
I like this artist.

>> No.45549105

>>45549088
Too bad you are shackled to your own schizophrenia

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>>45549087
Mushroom

>> No.45549113

>>45549091
Powerless and wasted.
>>45549105
I do things.
https://twitter.com/MonsterGirlAdv/status/1736590329384407553
See?

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>Human, this city is not safe at night, stay close.

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welcome to world of monstergirls
please choose your starting mamono

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>>45549043
I need tailpussy this very instant

>> No.45549130

>>45549129
Wtf is that shirt.

>> No.45549131
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choco

>> No.45549139

>>45549124
Re-roll, these are all dorks.

>> No.45549143

>>45549124
>>45546454
all cow all day

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>>45549139
>>45549124
I'm her boytoy only.

>> No.45549147

>>45549131
Is she a follower of Hathor?

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>>45549139
okay heres your rerolled mamonos

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>>45549139

>> No.45549167

>>45549164
Nice, not a single dork in sight!

>> No.45549169

>>45549124
Ocelomeh has my favorite design of the three, but dragon has way bigger boobs. Decisions decisions.

>> No.45549170

>>45549164
Guess I'm going with the one on the left.
I hope Dragon/Undead types are strong late game.

>> No.45549178

>>45549170
Yes, you will raze many towns with them.

>> No.45549179

>>45549166
the auntie squad

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>>45549139
>rolls 3 vampires

>> No.45549183

>>45549124
I'm taking the fun-sized Hellhound.

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Soon

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>>45549197
danger close

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>>45549210

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>>45549183
you dont have enough gym badges to tame shorthound

>> No.45549219

>>45548824
>I will wait until she gets mature
But you could be ensuring she becomes well-grown and powerful by sharing your mana reserves. And from her perspective it would feel like you're making her wait an entire lifetime.

>> No.45549224

>>45549215
>"Hellhound, give me paizuri!"
>She ignores your orders and sits on your face instead.

>> No.45549225

>>45549219
She's too young. She'll take too much. It will be the end for you.

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>>45549124
I take those and the petting talent.

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>>45549215
how many shortstack gyms must i conquer?

>> No.45549250

>>45547076
She probably spins it as an open back ot even shaped-sheet design, puts it on over her front then invisible-stitches it closed with extra spooder-silk at the back and sides, pulling the final threads tight and snipping the ends.
>easy when you're your own weaving loom and sewing machine

>> No.45549256

>>45549170
Dragon wights are on another level entirely. If you thought level draining claws were bad, wait until you see level draining fire breath.

>> No.45549281

>>45549256
>be anon
>open ancient draconic tomb
>out stumbles dragon wight
>slashed with her claws and collapse to the ground
>weak as a kitten
>Breathes fire on you
>skin melts away
>replaced with new, softer, plumper skin
>you've been raised.

>> No.45549301

>>45549225
You have a long time to pour mana into her, and you'll get more powerful over time doing it too.

>> No.45549317

>>45549236
>abaut

>> No.45549332

What if Eros Banshee? Think about it.

>> No.45549336

>>45549317
>abaut
?

>> No.45549345

>>45545179
Nice depth.
There are also other changes in MGE that affect the economy - the lack of effective death means there will be limited inheritance of generational wealth, and even limited promotions.
Recently born mamonos will be bitching at DL-era 'Boomers' still clogging up the heirarchy by not dying.
Similarly the lack of threat of execution changes the fundamentals of Judicial power - even longevity alters the impact of longterm incarceration as a deterrent to crime.
The scarcity of available Anons would make them a valuable commodity, and financially astute Anons could command a significant dowry or need security from theft-raep, but that 'market' crashes when the Portals open.

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Tell me of the Monsters of the north, what can I expect to run into?
I hear it's a harsh land full of great monsters and powerful warriors, who are totally not dorks.

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>>45549336
The text in the pic has a typo.

It was fixed in a later version when the artist caught the typo, but for some reason, the corrected version got lost, and all we have the version with the typo in it.

>> No.45549378

>>45549345
>The scarcity of available Anons
>giant husband raids
>anons are like a fiercely guarded treasure
>a treasure that changes hands often
>individual marriage is discouraged by necessity because a tribe can often go months with a single man or even none.

>> No.45549415

>>45548974
>As long as you follow the hard rule like no ntr shits fine
Ahhh ok I thought so

>>45548995
I don't know much about this place. I mostly just come for the art and it makes me happy to see everyone love of monster girls

>>45549013
>you have reee-tards who cant cope with a lot of the 'icky-ness' that KC has included so they try to head in the sand or thread-bitch about things that are explicitly written as canon.
I mean I was taken aback when I read that part of the lore about monster children but I just decided to ignore that and decided that was just there to please the lolicons because ultimately I think KC just want people to be happy.

>>45549045
Yea if you read the bible there are a couple instances of that in the old testament.

Sorry for mass replying like this.

>> No.45549424

>>45549415
I have never gotten the impression KC wants anyone to be happy.

>> No.45549433

>>45549345
Eh, you think that market will crash when the portals open but our world is full of absolute psychos who would fight to the death because their religious clerics tell them that the monsters are servants of *Token Evil Spirit From Organized Religion* which means there will be far less men available than you think. Then you have the left who will see actual legitimate sex slavery, mass organized rape orgies, widespread incest and lolifuckers. There's no way they'd get with that. I'm desperate for the portals but even I'm willing to admit that shit will get REAL FUCKING BAD for at least a decade after they open. To the point that if you want a monster wife, you should run through the portals to their world because staying here means risking getting headshot by some hick who thinks Jesus wants him to kill all demons while you're sitting on a bench at the park holding your Demon daughter.

>> No.45549444

>>45549355
Bring provisions with you because it's almost impossible to find any food that isn't deep fried.

>> No.45549448

>>45549378
Husband scarcity is fine if you want a natural means to encourage harems, but anons just being forcefully removed from their wives just seems godawful for everyone involved.

>> No.45549453

>>45549415
>I don't know much about this place
You are enabling a self-admitted shitposter (>>45546344), please stop doing it.

>> No.45549459

>>45549453
I wonder if this place would be better if it had less ultra toxic anons like yourself.

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>>45549355
>Group of Winter Mamano found anon's viking fanfiction and a few copies of the sagas and a single copy of Kalevala
>They in turn created an entire culture and religion emulating these holy books and their leader is a very autistic Anubis.

>> No.45549481

>>45549444
This, northern monster cuisine is notorious, expect a large Wolf Warrior covered in nothing but Woad Tattoos to offer you a bowl of jellied eels.

>> No.45549487

>>45549370
Oh, thanks anon.You really enjoy manti?

>> No.45549495

>>45549448
I like the idea that there's villages where it's a game they play where they "steal" the one husband who lives in the village. He tried fighting it but now he thinks it's cute that his two dozen wives all have this complicated game where they take turns engaging in ferocious "battles" that end with the victor claiming him for a few nights until the next wive defeats her. Outside of the battles he's still walking around the village doing his thing and spending time with all of his wives.

I think I'd like that life.

>> No.45549499

>>45549433
I will join mamono extremists and protect them in my power armor in the name of Eros.

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>"You want to what?"

>> No.45549532

>>45549424
seems that way to me...well mostly anyways

>> No.45549533

>>45549433
I am one of those "hicks", you shouldn't judge us. If we can fuck it, we are very tolerant to the notion of "foreign" women. Not to mention the usual rules regarding race do not apply to monsters so that's an even better justification to breed with them. Religion is a bunch of nonsense that if it doesn't serve a racial purpose then it's useless.

>> No.45549536

>>45549415
>I don't know much about this place.
Then you should know the quick rundown:
There's 2-3 complete black holes of mental illness like Schizo Mick and the guy who you replied to (and replied again just now with your third quote) infesting this place. Any time you see some completely delusional rambling about how much they hate KC or some guy from an another imageboard, "reeing", gatekeepers, or mindless off-topic image spam, or trying to force some brain damaged /d/ meme, or yelling at draw/writefags for no reason, it's always those same autists.

They're all dregs from /trash/ who've been told to fuck off from here for one reason or another, and just can't get over it.

>> No.45549549

>>45549536
this anon. this anon right here is the problem.

>> No.45549563

>>45549536
This Anon. This Anon right here is okay.

>> No.45549575

>>45549536
True but the is frog part of it?

>> No.45549576

>>45549448
That's why I headcanon travelling Bicorns are actually a public service - sharing their Anon in regions where Anons are scarce and in species less likely to find an Anon. It not only pleasures individual mamonos, they also help sustain whole species by producing a fresh generation of mamono daughterfus.
A Bicorn&Anon travelling like a "Johnny Coom-seed" planting fresh daughterfus in wombs all over the wilderness.
The pregnant 'single-moms' they leave in their wake are all legally his waifus as the travelling Harem-group has an Eros Priest to do the ceremonies and paperwork, and a Tanuki to handle the financial donations to keep the service on the road.

>> No.45549589

>>45549521
I want to increase the repayments on my loan. This new business venture has turned out a lot better than I expected so I'll be able to pay it off a lot sooner than I thought.

>> No.45549592

>>45549536
And this is the one pathetic Reee-tard we all want to get rid of.

>> No.45549591

>>45549576
Cut off the last line and this is gold.

>> No.45549603

>>45549592
I don't remember if ree-tard was a gatekeeper or not anymore.

>> No.45549605

>>45549124
wurm
easy money exploit with her
ask for some of the shiny rocks she eats and sell them for lodsofmoney

>> No.45549617

>>45549576
>The pregnant 'single-moms'
Also pretty bad, unless they come along for the ride. Be there for your children anon.

>> No.45549623

>>45549468
C
U
T
E

>> No.45549627

>>45549603
The guy who cries about the "ree-tards" is the same guy who cries about gatekeepers. It's also the same guy that has gone on multiple spam meltdowns dumping furry porn or random images from some /v/ thread with a bot. I can't even imagine how he hasn't gotten rangebanned for repeated spambot use.

>> No.45549629

>>45549617
Deep in the jungle an ancient tribe of tacokots have a legend of a man and a black horse that came and seeded their tribes before disappearing into the wind...

>> No.45549634

what are some of the best ways to get rich quick in MGE aside form fucking your wife and selling the manajars?

>> No.45549637

>>45549627
I could actually believe that almost all of this is one dude.

>> No.45549639

>>45548949
Again, what he does is none of my prerogative but bunkerfags and poltards aren’t mutually exclusive. Spidernon going full scorched Earth doesn’t matter as much to me as Silent_II leaving, or if somebody like Magus or IronBeast decided to leave.

>> No.45549640

>>45549634
Danuki, Wight or Creeping Coin waifu obviously.

>> No.45549644

>>45549640
creeping coin is basically monopoly money, worthless tho

>> No.45549647

>>45549634
Marry a Creeping Coin. The coins she generates aren't legal tender, but they can be sold for good money.

>> No.45549652

>>45549576
"Dr.Bicorn's Travelling Fertility Clinic"
A Blakkhoss harnessed and drawing her Anon on a 'medicine-show' wagon decked out like an 80s Fuck-Van rolls into a frontier town.
In some towns, it's almost like a religious Revival meeting as hordes of desperate mamonos are celebrating the Cooming of the Lord.

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>>45549634
marry into old money.

>> No.45549655

>>45549647
>>45549640
so they are made of actual gold?

>> No.45549662

>>45549644
The metal they're made of has practical applications and you can find buyers for that.
>>45549655
No, so keep that in mind.

>> No.45549668

>>45549637
All the mentally ill garbage being posted isn't the same guy. There's the mick, the anti-gatekeeper schizo and atleast 1-2 more who were doing coordinated raiding with the second guy. I assume some of the raid discord idiots are either perma'd from 4chan or have perma'd themselves from IRL at this point, as retards like that tend to do.

>> No.45549669

>>45549662
but how rare are those buyers tho? and how easy can one obtain one aside from praying to eros, like what would be the encounter rate of a typical recent arrival adventurer

>> No.45549676

>>45549655
No, theyre aphrodisiac tokens, so they have use and value and can be sold for gold.

>>Furthermore, the coins that swirl about them like an adornment even after revealing their true form are actually materialized via their own mana, and it is plainly obvious that they are counterfeit if compared to currency in actual circulation; however, they aren't merely illusions or what not with no actual substance. Known as "mamono realm gold" they are made of metal with actual physical substance that has the power to fan the flames of desire in humans who behold the glimmer. Due to that property, these coins are treasured by many monsters and fetch high prices on the market.

>> No.45549679

>>45549536
Step away from the thread for an indiscriminate amount of time and touch grass

>> No.45549686

>>45549668
Tell me your favourite cait sith fact!

>> No.45549690

>>45549679
Touch grass eat ass. Simple rules for simple living with Holstaurs.

>> No.45549695

>>45549676
so best way to make good profit is to make enough coins that you can carry and sell to the nearest danuki and haggle her by going super higher then slowly going down till you get a 20% markup on the sale you made with her
damn that would be honestly kind of a good story
an anon and a danuki haggling trying to get one over another in the battlefield of business

>> No.45549698

>>45549686
Every region of the Mist Continent has different ways of cooking them.

>> No.45549708

>>45549669
You do know you can just read the Guides for yourself, right?
You might even discover some niche mamono or feature that appeals to you that isn't commonly in the threads.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

>> No.45549712

>>45549698
We'll cross that one off the holiday list then.

>> No.45549713

>>45549708
but i like talking about the lore tho?
like just now I had the idea of a danuki and anon trying to haggle each other products and it gets so heated that the passion of money making turns into the firey feeling of passionate love

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>>45549698

>> No.45549730

>>45549686
MGCFD Heckhounds actually place them in tall trees then take the ladder away.

>> No.45549734

>>45549713
That's not lore that's sex.

>> No.45549741

>>45549734
But lore in MGE leads to sex tho. There are even normal scorpions that sting people and get them extra horny

>> No.45549745

>>45549591
>>45549617
>>45549734
It's a troll, he knows exactly he's doing writing garbage that isn't welcome here.

>> No.45549754

>>45549745
Ignore the third quote, that wasn't meant to be in the post.

>> No.45549756

>>45549730
Their good deeds aren't limited to putting out fires, I see.

>> No.45549764

>>45549741
euuuh. I know this is super complicated but think of it like this
>We have a scorpion that makes people horny. Do you think people keep them as pets?
lore discussion
>Holy fuck I got stung by this scorpion and now I am so horny where is wife?!?!
sex scenario

>> No.45549771

>>45549764
The whole fucking point of the viagra scorpion is for people to have sex. MGE. IS. SEX.
If you don't like it, find another community to latch onto instead of trying to look down on people while making yourself look like a clown

>> No.45549775

>>45549764
People would keep them as pets and breed them to make the ultimate horny poison scorpions

>> No.45549783

>>45549771
Words have meaning you autistic idiot.

>> No.45549786

>>45549771
Some of us like the more lovey dovey stuff tho

>> No.45549788

>>45549786
You don't get a choice, sorry. He's spoken.
Now legs up and on your back. It's amazon time.

>> No.45549792

>>45549786
Good luck being lovey dovey with mamono without it ending in some manner of sex

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>>45549771
Sex is overrated, but sucking boobs is just as fun and enjoyable as you think it is

>> No.45549803

>>45549792
You still get post coitus cuddling and nuzzling

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>>45549792
There's plenty of time to be lovey dovey, it ending in sex doesn't change that. Mamono sex drives vary a lot by species and individual too, the former being instantly obvious from the profiles.

>> No.45549883

>>45549617
Yeah, but if the travelling group stops to become just another static Harem there will be thousands of other Anon-less mamonos who may never get a daughterfu.
>it's not just pump&dump its a Holy Quest

>> No.45549904

Rate my post-portals setting/story:
During the stabilization of connections and relations after portals open on a small scale in specific regions of Earth, there becomes an influx of migrants from both sides that became so chaotic that most western governments had no choice but to throw their hands up at. While things on Earth's side mostly involve Mamano trying to adapt to human society, things are more interesting in their world.
Essentially, human kingdoms had the entire truth revealed to them by pressure from Earth governments to get some form of control over the Chief God upon digging into what she had been up to and forcing her and her pantheon to get lambasted at international courts under threat of nuclear annihilation. On one hand, these societies are fractured and lost access to many of the more powerful holy magics. On the other, the influx of technology and disenfranchised Earthlings seeking opportunity (housing, meaningful labor, mercenaries, passportbros, etc.,) gave them enough of a boon to still remain independent for the time being.
The part I'm wishing to focus on is how adventuring guilds would adapt to meet the influx of humans, who have differing views on Mamano than the old-guard of the Order who killed-on-sight, as well as their own personal agendas. Essentially you have a surge of adventurers, which get bounties to solve individual problems for clients in the wake of the changing world.

Would like to get some input on this before I put effort into it. Anything I should consider while I write? My biggest concern is avoiding /tg/ autism so anything that could deal with that would be appreciated; one of the goals with this project is to directly oppose those things as antagonistic forces in the story, preventing our protagonists from being happy until they get demonic silver to the face.

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>>45549786
>Some of us like the more lovey dovey stuff tho
Just make it so at the end of the it's just an interpretation don't take things so seriously and have fun.

>> No.45549933

>>45549872
>There's plenty of time to be lovey dovey
I don't disagree with that and most mamono outside of outliers like the joob would certainly love if anon was romantic.

>> No.45549951

>>45549883
>unless they come along for the ride
>if the travelling group stops
That is not even what i said how are you this retarded.

>> No.45549973

>>45549883
How virtuous.

>> No.45549984

>>45549904
I don't see how anyone except for the religious nutjobs would choose human kingdoms, when mamono can offer you the medieval fantasy experience too, but with the added massive benefits of mamonobanana and utopian life in general.

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>> No.45550024

>>45549904
thats a lot of words i dont wanna read too much so i will summarize some general thoughts:
The setting is always a backdrop to the story. The story is more important. Figure out what kinda story you wanna write, and then the setting will make itself around that.
Do you want a story of culture shock and coming to terms with the fact that the world keeps changing? If so then maybe your writeup is good for that, but I'd trim some parts of it down so it's easier to digest. Do you want something else? Then I think you should focus on a different part of the setting, one that compliments the kinds of stories you're writing in them.
And the best way to deal with /tg/ autism is to just not engage in it. Again, a setting is useless without a story, just as bedsheets are useless without a bed, or a fridge is a waste of space and energy without anything to put into it. So write a story first, or even just outline it in broad strokes, then figure out what setting will fit, and don't worry about minute details of logistics.

>> No.45550034

>>45549576
To account for, >>45549617 you could take a cue from the big Succ and her hubby themselves. Use incubus powers to make time for your daughters, and have occasional get-togethers while staying in contact at all times. Have your Gremlin wife for instance give your daughterus phones with perpetual motion generators instead of batteries. Harems don't have to be disgusting so long as you don't have characters act like anti-social lunatics as well as don't skimp on developing the aspects of it. That means everyone gets their time in the sun, and people get respected as peers. Those are the consequences of expanding your cast in that way which many harem authors forget as they usually just use the trope as an excuse to increase the amount of female characters in the story.

>> No.45550044

>>45547729
>>45547746
Spidernon asked him to.

>> No.45550059

>>45549792
My kot wife and I will engage in Nyotaimori It will be very romantic and while she is eating the sushi off my like the beast that she is she will use her paw to jack me off. The semen will spurt out of me like a fountain and cover the sushi, enhancing the flavor for her.

>> No.45550067

>>45549951
As you've already been told the guy is trolling, he's just making up a stupid cuckshit scenario and samefagging to post more about it.

>> No.45550097
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I need a hebi to torch my brain with her flames so that I can forget about these godawful "headcanons".

>> No.45550104

>>45550097
Mick, you still can't make art.

>> No.45550127

>>45550104
?
https://twitter.com/VrLuce/status/1731792532500062600
But Mick loves cuckshit.

>> No.45550137

>>45550104
That doesn't look even remotely close to his schizo scribbles, what the fuck are you on about?

>> No.45550141

>>45550127
>>45550137
See >>45540534

>> No.45550156

>>45549904
The whole Order part seem far-fetched, especially the part about nukes, who are a laughable threat when considering the powerscaling and the presence of gods, and the fact that stuff like that would need to be transported through the portals, meaning no mamono would allow that. Also, there are plenty of Human kingdoms outside of the rule of the order, and most humans except converted chief god followers would go there.
Aside from that minor nitpick i don't see much else. I recomend reading up on the world guide to see if you find locations or themes that would benefit the story, as you seem somewhat new to the MGE.

>> No.45550181

>>45549984
Same reason why people still live in North Korea or China, except it's even worse since all communities are much more tight knit socially. Regardless of how utopian a Mamano society is, that doesn't mean that extends to create a global travel infrastructure like what we have on Earth that can move around so many people and leave so many uncounted for.
That also discounts the neutral territories or governments that have semi-adopted Mamano as citizens with rights. Since so much has changed socially, these societies are still having to come to terms with everything. For example, take all the confusion that spawned the /tg/ and MGU garbage from mistranslations plus the setting not being as developed in the encyclopedias as they have been through accompanying material. Since information travels poorly even in todays Information Age, imagine how that would be in a medieval society where there is already a known conspiracy to suppress the truth about Mamano. The Order would make every effort to propagandize, and may even take the opportunity to try their hands at manipulating Mamano to do their bidding. I have one kingdom for instance that acts as a potential reform for the Order that has successfully stolen a bunch of tech from Earth and the Mamano to create a secondary capitol that does employ many of the more dangerous Mamano species empowered with holy magics. They essentially predicate on any rejects in their society who dont fit the aggressive mold, imply that it will get them an easy ticket to a mate, then proceed to entertain their LARP.

>>45550024
Thanks for the advice. I usually start with characters then develop the setting around them, so I'm basically trying to create the perfect set up for my little dudes to bounce off one another and get involved in events that effect them at a personal level.
As for avoiding /tg/ stuff, I think it's gonna be pretty difficult since I am going to dig into the Order and pre-DL stuff pretty extensively. However, I think the key is to emphasize that the bad stuff is not at all to be replicated, that it's on the way out, and the only people involved with it are horribly misguided. Even though conflict is a major part of the story, since it follows adventurers, that is just the character's jobs and fortunately there are plenty of ways to resolve a seemingly violent situation non-lethally given the tools available in the setting and creativity. I really look forward to writing out a fight the main duo will have with a milsurp tank occupied by schizos.

>> No.45550184
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45550184

She's cheesed to meet you.

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>>45550141
>>45550137
>>45550127

>> No.45550223

how did u get even worse damn

>> No.45550232

>>45550141
Are we witnessing rapidly degenerating schizophrenia in action?

>> No.45550233

>>45550181
>Same reason why people still live in North Korea or China
I was talking about earth immigrants. You said that influx of earthlings would let them stay independent, but it's a rather unbelievable premise given that information about mamono would spread instantly on our side and everyone would know how good life with them can be.
You said you want to avoid /tg/faggotry, but altering the balance to give order/independent humans a better chance is the staple of /tg/faggotry (or spacebattles faggotry or whatever).

>> No.45550235

Looks like shitty weg cg

>> No.45550238

>>45550223
Hubris and motivation not to improve but only to spite people.

>> No.45550245

>>45550232
Yes, the only step left for him is the rope.

>> No.45550259

>>45549775
>be out in desert because I listened to "Horse With No Name" one too many times and thought drifting through the sands would be a good idea
>turns out drifting through the American Southwest is an entirely different beast than driifitng through a North African-style desert
>lose my footing after surmounting yet another giant dune and tumble to the bottom
>collapse at the bottom in a pile, no broken bones but it feels like I got pricked with a needle in my thigh
>look up, see some sort of purple scorpion pull its stinger from my leg and wave its claws around in some sort of smug gesture
>before I can worry about dying from venom-induced necrosis, get hit with a wave of raw horny energy
>boner is practically bursting through my zipper, dripping right through the fabric
>fuuuuuuuuck, I need to coom RIGHT NOW
>no one else around for miles
>ground starts to shake as subterranean giggling filters through the sand
>politely inform the ground that while I have no particular issue against the moral character of sandworms, I have no taste for vore or voresque play but wish her luck in her search for a husband who is into such things
>sand stops rumbling, hear a muted "Awwwwwwww..." fading away into the chtonic depths
>still unreasonably horny, contemplate digging a hole into the sand and fucking that
>scorpion is still nearby and saucily snapping its pincers
>....hmmmmm.
>scorpion stops in mid-clack and freezes as I stand above it and undo my belt buckle
>starts trying to skitter away as I tell it "Well, guess you'll do."
>grab it by the tail with one hand and with the other FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP GET CUMMED ON GET CUMMED ON GET CUMMED ON GET CUMMED ON AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>five hours later, collapse against the side of the dune with empty balls while the scorpion limply lies in a pool of my jizz
>watch as it weakly scoops up a stray wad with a claw and bring it to its mouthparts
>bright purple aura surrounds it, obscuring it from view, before receding to reveal a sweaty and exhausted mini-girtablilu in its place
>she points at me and says "you...take...responsibility" before dragging herself over to my side and flopping against me
>walk out of the desert with palm-sized scorpion wife and a really bad sunburn

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I want a succubus harem, and I want it NOW

>> No.45550299

>>45550245
I refuse to give you that satisfaction.

>> No.45550303

>>45550285
you don't even deserve one succ

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>>45550303
I deserve ALL the succs

>> No.45550339

>ancient Maleaf matriarch spends literal years crafting the PERFECT husband using dark forbidden dragon magic

>> No.45550342

>>45549686
They'll never get art like Puuyo did.

>> No.45550344

>>45550233
>I was talking about earth immigrants. You said that influx of earthlings would let them stay independent, but it's a rather unbelievable premise given that information about mamono would spread instantly on our side and everyone would know how good life with them can be.
Oh, my mistake. Thought you were referring to the people in the Order who would migrate after the propaganda starts to crack.
As for why humans from Earth would come there, it's pretty simple. Humans are pretty terrible at individual levels, greedy, and destined to desire what they shouldn't have. Even though some or most people would want life with a Mamano, there is absolutely a subset of our population who would love nothing more than to intentionally put themselves into a compromising situation. Particularly milfags who want to sign up for fighting, but are disillusioned with modern governments. Furthermore, the guild isn't an Order-only institution in my setting. Since neutral territories are now a much more relevant thing, and that the scope of what an adventurer does isn't just limited to fighting, it's more of a collection of freelancers who share jobs with one another. It has its own internal politics, and really is a giant ploy by interested parties to either make a bunch of money while normalizing relations between countries to create better conditions for trade.
>You said you want to avoid /tg/faggotry, but altering the balance to give order/independent humans a better chance is the staple of /tg/faggotry (or spacebattles faggotry or whatever).
This is a very fair assessment. The issue is that if you remove the humans who suck altogether, or don't give them an opportunity to reform, the story ends fairly quickly. Another thing to note is that while they will get certain benefits from the situation, it definitely will not be entirely positive. Humans are going to be stronger individually and locally, but as a force, they will take an overall blow. This way, you can have more threatening antagonists, but you can be comfortable in knowing that it's no more than an animal extending claws when cornered.
I personally hold the belief that human and Mamano society are not incompatible at all, no more than America is incompatible with many of its allies. Just different priorities and mindsets, but still governed by a basic desire to do things that benefit themselves and things they care about. Making sure that Mamano and humans have context to have these sorts of political engagements is a topic that I really want to emphasize.

>> No.45550350

>>45550339
>loses him whilst he's in the personality writing phase

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45550353

What movies or series would you first show your waifu?
What do you think her favorites would be?

>> No.45550362

>>45550353
Not sure what to show her first, but I wanna see her initial reactions to the original Star Wars trilogy.

>> No.45550363

>>45550339
>>45550350
>there's better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know

>> No.45550364

>>45550339
This could be funny to expand into a story considering how much 3DPD humancels love using AI for ERP.

>> No.45550383

>>45550350
how do you "lose" something that valuable? decanter bodies aren't exactly hard to misplace

>> No.45550384

>>45550353
Bladerunner. I'm autistic.

>> No.45550387

>marry Lim
>marry Bicorn
>travel human lands disguised as a wounded Unicorn and traveling Order priest and nun
>at night, find human women and future Alps to seduce and inevitably transform into monster girls
>give them the option of marrying a guy they like, leaving with us or getting knocked up and starting a 5th Column to destroy the Order from within
>if they choose option 3 we stay in the town until confirming I've impregnated her and any other women my wives have chosen
>move onto the next town
>two hundred years later, we return to the towns we passed through and discover thriving Mamono Realms
>Lim and Bicorn wife settle into ruling our new domain
>monster girls who serve our new domain well can request to become sister wives, assistance in finding a husband or just getting knocked up if she's baby-crazy but still wants to wait for the right guy to marry

Sounds comfy and indulges all my fetishes.

>> No.45550388

>>45549933
>most mamono outside of outliers like the joob would certainly love if anon was romantic.
I can think of many Zipanguese monsters that would enjoy handholding in a rain of cherry blossoms, high-ranking undead who'd go on a date with Anon to some fine restaurant that's been running in the same building for a thousand years, and stuff like that.

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>Anon liiikes Druella~ I am gonna tell her. I am gonna tell the whole court that Anon wants to marry Druellla!

>> No.45550398

>>45550339
from the soup comes out anon

>> No.45550403

>>45550399
>cut to prince anon flirting with p'orc doorguard b

>> No.45550404

>>45550399
You're goddamn right I do. I want to princess carry her around the Royal Makai. I'll even hold her hand in public!

>> No.45550409

>>45550238
Post the first drawings I did in the thread.

>> No.45550429

>>45550181
>Regardless of how utopian a Mamano society is, that doesn't mean that extends to create a global travel infrastructure like what we have on Earth that can move around so many people and leave so many uncounted for.
Anon they have teleportation spells and opened portals to another dimension. That should tell you enough about their transport. infrastructure
>how that would be in a medieval society where there is already a known conspiracy to suppress the truth about Mamano
Unless the Order opened the portals, the humans from earth would get their first contact with mamono, meanining most of hem are going to have most of the information from them.
You seem hellbent on creating a large scale worldbuilding on a setting you are very unfamiliar with, carrying preconcieved notions from somewhere else. I really would recomend spening at least some time looking up the different locations and regions, their idiocincracy and culture, if anything else to get a feel for what the setting is about.

>> No.45550435

>>45550363
>wake up in a field with no memory
>end up falling in with a local kingdom
>have unique skills that prove to be extremely useful
>help save the kingdom from crisis, become a hero
>some years later a terrible draconic host decends upon the continent
>battle your way to their queen
>there the terrible truth is revealed
>your entire existence was hand crafted
>to be the perfect mate
>and now she will reclaim what is her's and together you will plunge this world into darkness!

>> No.45550436

>>45550429
I'd like to see it like gate where humans go to war and try to help the order.

>> No.45550451

>>45550435
>abducts you right there and then and quickly flies back to her secret mountain retreat (summer holiday home)
>cries and holds you close
>apologies for losing you
you must resist anon, prove you are more than just shaped clay

>> No.45550457

>>45550350
>tfw you wake up to a holst licking your face as well as a kobold snifing

>> No.45550462

>>45550344
I remain skeptical, it seems you put too much focus on humans while in the setting they are of very little importance. How about turning it around - the cross-world contact accelerated Order's defeat and now the entire MGE world is mamono-ruled. Except now you have various factions of mamono, from indifferent ones who just want to fuck their hubby, through moderates who are fascinated by earth and want to form peaceful coexistence to extremists dreaming up schemes in which earth will make lescatie look like a kindergarten picnic in comparison.
You could even add Order remnants acting as leftover boogeyman trying to muck things up, so earthlings and mamono need to occasionally team up.

>> No.45550471

>climb to the top of a bridge
>look down the street that runs below and follow it towards the center of the city
>about twenty minutes give or take
>start stroking
>eighteen minutes later, hear the sounds of the oncoming parade
>start stroking faster while staring with fierce intensity at the head of the parade
>target spotted
>as they pass just beneath me, feel sweet release take me
>Druella waves at a Shirohebi child who is peeking at her from behind her dad
>when suddenly she feels something hot splatter across the top of her head
>that scent can only be one thing
>she snaps her head up and meets my gaze
>cackle maniacally as I use magic to teleport half a mile down the street and start running
>she rushes after me followed by a handful of her single retainers

I've done it eight times and they still haven't caught me. Nobody can stop the Cumshot Bandit!

>> No.45550474

>>45550435
>>45550451
where does the time travelling daughter fit into all this?

>> No.45550496

>>45550429
>Anon they have teleportation spells and opened portals to another dimension. That should tell you enough about their transport. infrastructure
Yeah. Personal teleportation is tricky but they do explicitly have fairly ubiquitous portal/gate magic. And the gates are not just restricted to mamono realms.

>> No.45550501

>>45550353
I'm going to show her Gladiator and nothing can stop me.

>> No.45550512

>>45550457
poor boy never stood a chance with such of state of suggestability

>> No.45550520

>>45550462
>setting they are of very little importance.
Monster girl yuritopia. No boys allowed.

>> No.45550541

>>45550353
The Aristocats.

>> No.45550545

>>45550512
>tfw this young man doesn't even knows how to speak yet the monsters try to romance him

>> No.45550553

Why are we arguing again? Let the writers do their thing. They do a good job and if they want to deviate from canon a bit, more power to them.

You can write more reasonably-powered monsters without being /tg/

And even if exploring some unimportant facet of human/maomono interaction isn't interesting to you, doesn't mean it's not of interest to anyone else. Not only that, but the writers should write what makes them happy.

Is this conversation in good faith, or is someone trying to scare off the writers again?

>> No.45550569

>>45549904
I think portals suck, and think likewise of modern Earth. The suck is squared from my perspective, but it’s your party. Go for it. If you like the idea, then chances are that someone else will, perhaps even someone here. Not I, but fuck it who cares?

MGE is already vague foam regarding anything but sex and monstergirls. You can probably shove anything that doesn’t contradict that in, if you care enough.
>>45550553
Good post.

>> No.45550578

>>45550553
He's free to write what he wants, but by explicitly stating that he doesn't want to go full /tg/tard he kinda invited such nitpicking.

>> No.45550580

>>45550553
He should write a cait sith story.

>> No.45550588

>>45550520
Monster boarding schools. Noice.

>> No.45550600

>>45550553
>Is this conversation in good faith, or is someone trying to scare off the writers again?
If you have to ask you should already know the answer

>> No.45550605

>>45550600
If I know tge answer I dint ask a question

>> No.45550606

>>45550600
Hazing new content to creators is a playful tradition.

>> No.45550608

>45550588
People already disregarded your severe retardition the first time, replying to your own shitpost won't change anything.

>> No.45550612

>>45550578
It's a non-issue. You're not /tg/ unless the mamono don't win. You want to write a story where ser Dualist Maximus outplays a lim? Fine. You're not born with skill. And as long as love triumphs in the end, who cares?

And since obviously none of our writers here aren't huge fans of MGE and the love/mercy/redemption tropes, and are just as invested in the mamono winning, why do we even need to argue? We're all on the same page here.

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>>45550608

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>>45550339
>be me
>live in place where portals opened
>somehow didn't get raped before the national guard came in and defused the situation by all their men being just as horny as those fucking things
>old roommate got married and moved to some castle with a japanese flavored dragon-lady in their world
>one of their people becomes my roommate
>some kind of black and purple dragon-lady
>total NEET who took advantage of the gold-USD exchange rate
>she's waiting for, "dirty raccoons to stop fondling her money" so she has to budget for a while
>whatever.jpg
>tells me all these stories about how great she is for being a dragon
>unironically sounds like a /pol/tard
>all I see is her locked away in her room clacking away at her PC, which she spent more on than a bed
>claims she is trading crypto to cover costs but anytime I ask her for specific details she always skirts around it
>eventually my curiosity gets the better of me and after she flies off to run errands, I get on her PC and investigate
>see that she left tabs open on her browser
>OpenAI playground is there plus at least three GUIs for various programs and another browser open with 20 tabs of github links
>dafuq
>read through the chatlog
<Dragoncel: So how are you doing today my lovely husband?
<Chatbot: pretty good now that you're here.
<Dragoncel: Great! So here, look at this, do you think this dress matches my horns, or do you think the white blends too much with my hair?
<Chatbot: I think whatever you wear is fine but personally I would go with something without frills as it doesn't match your scale pattern.
>she writes an essay to this thing
>feel kinda bad since I can see myself doing something like when I was younger
>decide to poke around a bit and see what the hell she was doing to make ChatGPT type like that
>see that she used some character creating site to feed it pre-made conversations and character traits to replicate
>"huh that's funny I swore I talked to her about that the other day"
>realize that she has been taking my texts, putting them on her PC and feeding them to her personal husbandobot
I'm unsure if I should confront her about this or not. It's not like I mind it, but I don't want my private conversations getting funneled to data harvesting firms. On one hand I definitely invaded her privacy, but on the other she kinda crossed that line first. What I'm confused about most of all though is why she would use me as a basis for her ideal man? I'm curious and after all, what's the worse that can happen?

>> No.45550625

>>45550612
I'm going to write a story where the humans win.

>> No.45550627

>45550608
Meds stat.

>> No.45550649

>>45550625
All human combatants and civilians raped, married, or monsterized. Decisive Order Victory!

>> No.45550650

>>45550612
Sorry but I'm not whatever strawman you are trying to pick a fight with. Dude stated he wants to avoid falling into /tg/faggotry and I'm pointing out how he's following the same tropes. So long as he's not trying to inject stupid shit into this thread I don't care what he writes and I'll just not read it if he decides to stick to his guns and write pages upon pages of humans doing human things with mamono somewhere in the background.

>> No.45550662

i wanna wake up in a green field with a bunch of domestic p'orcs looking at me and wondering what I am doing

>> No.45550678

>>45550649
Ah, breed them out of existence. I'm sure that will work once the spell to make them only have sons takes effect.

>> No.45550684

>>45550612
Different anon here. I’m a fa/tg/uy and never had monsters lose. Am I doing it wrong?

>> No.45550693

>>45550650
Not trying to pick a fight or going after you specifically. It just seemed like we were veering from constructive feedback and into arguing, and I want to avoid bullshit.

>> No.45550727

>>45550678
That’s only one element of what makes it decisive. The massive numbers of people getting ‘eaten’ count too!

>> No.45550746

>>45550662
Domesticated porcs are just mob-faced porcs that don't try and raid villages.

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>> No.45550798

>>45550429
>Anon they have teleportation spells and opened portals to another dimension. That should tell you enough about their transport. infrastructure
I'm going to be assuming for the sake of my setting that all the more powerful stuff you hear about like that is regional. Sure you may have this in say Royal Makai or a Gremtech level society, but what about neutral states that may not have any magic-wielders at all? It's my explanation at least for how you can have underwater societies with submarines in the same setting as medieval agrarian societies. Technology levels, even magic, isn't the same everywhere.
>You seem hellbent on creating a large scale worldbuilding on a setting you are very unfamiliar with, carrying preconcieved notions from somewhere else. I really would recomend spening at least some time looking up the different locations and regions, their idiocincracy and culture, if anything else to get a feel for what the setting is about.
I understand the sentiment, and I do intend to take a lot of creative liberties since I have ambitions for a lot larger worldbuilding to come after this. I'm still on the fence if I should even bother relating this to MGE in any way beside the general concept. The sole reason I am even considering it is because its what most anons are familiar with, has objectively the best system for how monster girls work, and includes a lot of stuff I have already accounted for in world building.
Regardless, this has without a doubt made it very clear that I need to establish that this is headcanon. I can guarantee that the story will go in places many will not care for, which I have already come to terms with. The main thing I absolutely want to avoid is starting any unnecessary drama; I'm incorporating MGs into a bigger setting in hopes that it will inspire others to entertain the concept a bit more and produce more OC. Truly I'm just nostalgic for the times when things were more active, and wish more people would try their hands at creating something.
As for my personal understanding of the setting, I very intentionally made the decision to leave out a lot of stuff I view as a contrivance or needlessly convenient. My philosophy with writing anything is that anything and everything can be altered depending on the needs of the story. If a character can just teleport out of a fight at any time for instance and that becomes a rule, you wind up either having to spend time finding a way to counter it or get very low-stakes engagements.

>> No.45550805

>>45550746
the perfect type of porcs, they are so cute in their farmer outfits and village girl outfit
also they are make lovely food

>> No.45550809

>>45550746
>come home late from work
>she's gone feral
still think it's nut how quick that happens IRL

>> No.45550821

>>45550612
>foolish lizard challenges a seemingly scrawny human
>she is cast down by his might, keen intellect, and encyclopedic knowledge of magery
Sha sha! Pocket Sand and Brick In A Sock are forbidden spells for a reason, lizards. Learning them while hiding knowledge of the secret arts from the Order priests cleverly disguised as janitors was the most difficult part.

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Also all monster girls are part cat now. In accordance with the lore.

>> No.45550839

>>45550798
This isn't a conversation most of us want to have. You'll either do it well enough that people will read it, or you won't and people will write you off as writer here. They're not likely to respond to you until they have something more concrete to judge, which only leaves the autists who want something to get angry about and stir up the thread.
I say, good luck, but don't expect a lot of goodwill if you deviate from the parts of canon that we hold dear. You should know what those are by now. If you can write something unique and interesting but checks off all the common boxes, then more power to you and I will be excited to read it.

>> No.45550841

>>45550624
Nigga this isn't the schizoid containment bunker. Red text doesn't work here.

>> No.45550850

>>45550809
>she feral
>she get really detailed face
by god she was ruined

>> No.45550851

>>45550841
Damn, I didn't even notice that.
Lucky those people never even come here, right?

>> No.45550858

>>45550841
Which containment bunker is this?

>> No.45550870

>>45550858
the one that has red text

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>>45543422
KC's Patreon Q&A

>> No.45550879

>>45550874
Where is the monster girl?

>> No.45550880

>>45550823
And so, the Demons cried out in fear and the Angels sang their foreboding song, for verily, God had given his vengeance a human form.

>> No.45550881

>>45550858
The containment bunker where /pol/ and monster girls collided ran by some Mexican janitor.

>> No.45550890

>>45550879
that's not how this works, shitter-kun

>> No.45550894

>>45550879
The real monster girl was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.45550895

>>45550881
are you making this u cause it sounds like your making this up

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>>45550839
>This isn't a conversation most of us want to have. You'll either do it well enough that people will read it, or you won't and people will write you off as writer here. They're not likely to respond to you until they have something more concrete to judge, which only leaves the autists who want something to get angry about and stir up the thread.
This is where I'm at now. I'm about to start writing, but I just wanted to run over a few details before pulling the trigger. Especially now that I just got a warm-up greentext done that I'm pretty satisfied with, I should be good to go.
Wish me luck.

>>45550841
I know, just been reading a lot of archived stuff from those threads before everything got scrubbed. Kakuen-see Kakuen-do I guess. Like it or not, the content there was a lot better than most of what gets posted here and on places like fluffytail.

>> No.45550905

>>45550898
>The content was a lot better
Agree to disagree. It was a dead board foisted up by a retarded /pol/ meta thread that made browsing not even worth it.

>> No.45550909

>>45550895
Welcome to monster girl encyclopedias wild ride where radical /pol/ christians fight furry irishmen in an epic battle for an asian mans attention.

>> No.45550921

>>45550870
>>45550881
I was asking which containment bunker this thread is, as an invitation to collective self-mockery. For instance:
>The Pew Pew Pew Research Center
>NAMBLAsto
>etc

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>>45550399
>TELL HER I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE! TELL HER! HURRY UP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TELL HER!

>> No.45550924

>>45550898
>the content there was a lot better than most of what gets posted here
Share some gems? I don't really care where people spent their time as long as they didn't raid and shitpost.

>> No.45550925

>>45550905
You're probably right. Honestly its just because I'm nostalgic about this one greentext I read about a Paladindu who winds up becoming a substitute teacher and waifus a dormouse. I've been looking for it for literal years and I still haven't found an archive.

>> No.45550930
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>> No.45550932

its morals were dark its characters complex and its endings were not always very cheerful

>> No.45550934

>>45550923
She’s dead, Jim.

>> No.45550943

>>45550909
So basically the Roman conquest of Gaul with more monster girls?

>> No.45550949

>>45550932
a review of greenworm vengeance VI: the early worm flips the bird

>> No.45550951

>>45550924
Got bad memory so can't recommend much save what I'm reading currently. The /human/ threads were great though. Honestly, just go to smug and wade through the archive thread.

>> No.45550952

>>45550925
What’s a Paladindu?

>> No.45550956

>>45550934
>Uohhhhhhhhh wight lilim

>> No.45550960

>>45550943
I guess, just work ntr as a stand in for barbarism too and you're gold.

>> No.45550962

>>45550798
Eh, i don't know. Despite saying you want to avoid tg autism it just seems that you just want to tgfy the setting, which is not something most people want. You saying you are going to make large worldbuilding and that you are going to leave parts that seem like contrivance or needlessly convenient just sound like you want to take apart the setting and turn it into something else entirely, then have people here use yours instead, which is laughable at best. The MGE IS the larger setting anon, and you don't seem to care much about it. The vagueposting doesn't help either.
All in all, it doesn't seem like you need or want to work with the MGE, nor do you seem to know it, so there is no point in associating your work with it in the first place. Ironically, you make it sound like you are working with it just to get more people to read your stuff just by association, instead of its own merits, like a soulless corporation. Your goals are also very unrealistic.

>> No.45550974

What about other adherents to the Tezcatlipoca that live in Ocelomeh cities? Are there manticores there? What about Griffons? Lamia? Arcahnies and harpies? I propose an expedition to find out.

>> No.45550978

>>45550952
Just a euphemism for Order knights/paladins. In that character's case, he was an actual criminal serving community service since the Order in that story devolved into becoming the equivalent of neo-nazis. In the end he winds up having to save his waifu from the skinhead-Orderfags he used to affiliate and it has this scene where he pulls up on a motorcycle and proceeds kicks their shit in while calling them out for being monsters.

>> No.45550983

>>45550898
There has never been a writer who posted for the first time in this thread and swept everyone off their feet. Sometimes new writers don't even get acknowledged. In the end, the ones who persist are the ones that get recognized.

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>>45550974
the hunt for quetzalcoatl or huitzilopochtli

>> No.45551005

>>45550978
I was expecting Jedi for some reason. Sounds like a decent plot, but the execution is always the crucial bit.

>> No.45551007

>>45550956
>weight lilim

>> No.45551012

>>45550962
>Ironically, you make it sound like you are working with it just to get more people to read your stuff just by association, instead of its own merits, like a soulless corporation. Your goals are also very unrealistic.
This is what I was worried about and because of that, I'm just going to gut the MGE association entirely. I will absolutely take cues and credit it, that much is certain, but given my goals and what MGE is if were getting to brass tax, the two are incompatible.
Another thing that I wanted to avoid was another MGQ situation. That invited so much garbage into monster girls as a concept its laughable. If I had to say what my goal is, I want to take the framework of "all female monster girl species that rely on humans for some form of survival" plus the romantic bits and incorporate that into something.

The connection to my other thing also isn't all to be corporate. In fact, I won't even reveal the two are tied until super late into the other project which is set so far into the future of the other the two stories may as well be separate.

>> No.45551029

>>45551012
I can't believe you caved and had all my respect for you evaporate in the same sentence.

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>>45551007
The weight of the lilim ass on my face, yes. I want a lilim to destroy my mind.

>> No.45551056

>>45551012
I guarantee you that the more you talk the fewer people are going to read it. Most of us don't even open a story with a cross-over tag, let alone anything labeled as an original universe. Rather than sit here looking for validation, get writing and find out if you have something people here are interested in.

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>>45550890
Mana is stored in the hat!

>> No.45551065

>>45551012
Diff anon. MGE is deliberately unfleshed and pretty bare bones in areas unrelated to boning. Insert skeleton pun here. Afaict, that basic framework and romance/smut is already what anons here are operating on…idk what to say, honestly. Write what you like, I guess.

>> No.45551067

>>45551029
Being honest, I wouldn't call it caving so much as picking something I already had in mind. I've mulled over this for ages so your thoughts and mine are pretty similar.
Also, I appreciate the disrespect as >>45550898 pic would suggest. I need as many pain-points exposed as possible.

>>45551056
Yeah. I'm just being pedantic about a decision. I would have taken this discussion elsewhere if it wasn't for the fact I have zero intentions of joining some server closeting a bunch of degens.

>> No.45551081

>>45550932
>>45550949
I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT!

>> No.45551082

>>45551067
MGQ was a blessing to the monster girl genre.

>> No.45551085

>>45551082
eh?

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Every night should be spent like this

>> No.45551102

>>45550996
>snake coiling
>AND mofu
>AND a wing burrito
Wtf the devs need to rein in this powercreep how am I supposed to resist all these stacking debuffs

>> No.45551106

>>45551089
it's the kraken's clutches for me

>> No.45551105

>>45551012
Just to be a bit more clear, i don't hate stuff that is outside the MGE,and i'd be glad to read it if it's good. I just think that what you were trying to do before would end up in an unhappy marriage between your goals and the setting you were trying to achieve them in.
>The connection to my other thing
So you are here to advertise your past work. Is that why you vaguepost about cutting stuff from the MGE that is overly convenient? Because it doesn't fit in your previously built setting? Anon, just write your own thing. It'll be worse when people go into your story looking for one thing and find another.

>> No.45551113

>>45551089
Need huge girl with huge tits to use as pillows.

>> No.45551117

suppose i need to make an orchestra of mgs
who does what?

>> No.45551123

>>45551082
Don't make me post the iron maiden.

>> No.45551132

>>45551123
Apparently kc drew that one, according to the tags.

>> No.45551135

>>45551123
I liked that cap where the maiden was his girlfriend and she didn't kill him. Don't care for MGQ as a setting though. I want a cozy world to hang in, not an edgy quick fap.

>> No.45551149

>>45551132
It was literally Setouchi.

>>45551135
MGQ is probably one of the more "realistic", if you can even call it that, takes on monster girls given most people would be wary or outright afraid of them. In terms of cheap and comfy fap fics, it's a toss up between MGE and literal whores.

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>>45551105
>So you are here to advertise your past work.
Fuck no. I would unironically kill one of you if it meant concealing the thing I was talking about before I could create it. Aside from the fact I want more monster girl content, this is warm up for me personally to improve before I start that since I've had it planned out since childhood.
Anyways, I really wasted a lot of time ITT planning instead of doing. If I learned anything from this retarded little session of mine its to stop being a coward and just put the content out.

>> No.45551173

>>45550949
I love how she was brooding and dark but also gentle and caring.

>> No.45551174

>>45551149
>MGQ is probably one of the more "realistic", if you can even call it that, takes on monster girls given most people would be wary or outright afraid of them. In terms of cheap and comfy fap fics, it's a toss up between MGE and literal whores.
I would really prefer my wife to not be a whore that fucks a lot of dudes for sustenance while also killing them, genuinely thinks I am an inferior species, and being built for murder-sex instead of normal biological functions and not-lethal sex. Forgive me, but I don't really care for unapologetic murderers and psychopaths/sociopaths.

>> No.45551175
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Reminder: You all aren't immune to ending up drooling and falling for the cute and attractive normal human Japanese women- I mean; cute and attractive normal human ZIPANGESE women. Don't fool yourselves, some of you will indeed get your ideal and favorite monstergirl waifus, Zipangese or otherwise. But SOME of you will inevitably end up falling for a normal humble, pure human Zipangese woman because she'd be that pretty, attractive and cute. Some of you WILL court, date and marry the normal Zipangese woman in casual Uniqlo clothing. Some of you WILL be the perverted older man having sex with young Zipangese highschool girls or "JKs" just like in those typical hentais and doujins.

Hey, at least the people who'll fall for the normal human Zipangese women finally get to fulfill their sexual fantasies of lewding and fucking cute and pretty Japanese female. AND the ultimate weeb achievement of marrying a Japanese maiden glad in a kimono or sexually loose yukata. Don't deny it.

>> No.45551176

>>45551154
>unironically kill one of you
hey man even I wouldn't go that far.

>> No.45551185

>>45551176
I know, right? Fuckers here are too broke to be worth killing.

>> No.45551188

>>45551174
From my point of view it's the mge girls who are evil.

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>>45551188
Then you are lost!

>> No.45551202

>>45551175
The passive-aggression is a charm point!

>> No.45551233

>>45551175
is he paying you to say this?

>> No.45551243

>>45551175
I like to imagine these posts are made by devilbugs and matango coping by pretending to be human women since they think their non-human traits is why they are single.
Ladies, surely there's an anon out there who will appreciate you for who you are!

>> No.45551259

>>45551243
>implying they can stop perving over everything long enough to type

>> No.45551262

>>45551243
I unironically wouldn't mind a mantago, I really like them in MGD. I do like devil bugs...but the insesct is a no go

>> No.45551272

>>45551175
Just a kejouru that cut off her hair. Don't pay too much attention to kejcel posts like these

>> No.45551275

>>45551174
>Forgive me, but I don't really care for unapologetic murderers and psychopaths/sociopaths.
What’s the magic number for apologies?

>> No.45551290

You stupid niggers argue so much about meaningless shit, you could have already made a 3k word story easily.

>> No.45551299

>>45551175
I will cuddle a demon if it kills me. Or any of my top 5. Might even settle for the top 10.
Who am I kidding, i just want to be loved.

>> No.45551300

>>45551290
But I don't want to make a 3k word story. I want to argue about meaningless shit.

>> No.45551306

>>45551259
Oh boyo-, I mean anon. Do you really assume that mamano aren't capable of holding a conversation? The wandering scholar does have a habit of exaggerating, so unless you're dealing with wonderland-nymphos that shouldn't be that big of an issue.

>>45551262
Eh? I thought chitin was in vogue given KC's recent work on a certain roach.

>> No.45551309

>>45551154
>I won't even reveal the two are tied
>I would unironically kill one of you if it meant concealing the thing
I really hope you are better at writing than you are at making excuses for yourself, though i doubt it. There is so much more stuff i could say, but i just hope i'm just being aranoid and you just being bad at explaining yourself.

>> No.45551330

>>45551272
So its normal or okay for a Kejouru to trim their hair to outright short Tomboyish hair or modest shoulder length? Especially if the reason is being incognito in Human territories?

>> No.45551332

>>45551290
You’ll take my 3k of meaningless shit in the format I care to put it in. Same result either way. Pretend my assorted 3k of posts is a block of prose, or are you too gay to use your imagination?

>> No.45551345

>>45551290
Can, have, wasn't popular. Such is life on fanfiction road.

>> No.45551348

>>45551330
Kejs wouldn't trim their hair, they can shorten or lengthen it at will.

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>>45551175
No I won't. If I absolutely have to be with her I'm throwing a bag over her head and finding the nearest monsterization method.

>> No.45551382

>>45551309
Yeah, I think you're just being paranoid plus me being bad at explaining. If I had to give it a goal it, it would be to use my setting to bait people into getting into monster girls rather than use monster girls to bait people into my setting. So, I would only reveal that monster girls are a thing when everyone is already primed with enough investment and knowledge to know why they exist, how they can exist in respect to other things, and why they even matter.
The only things I really will be keeping as I finish up this series of stories and move on to the next is the characters, since many wind up laying the foundations for successors or come back to start another arc after the main stuff involving one character is done.

But as I write this I think I might of just found a solution. Since I'm not using the scenario that portals were opened on a wide scale or even intentionally for that matter, I could introduce a middle-ground world that actually does conform to what I want. Think of it as a refuse dump for what happens when portals open spontaneously in nature or something goes awry and things get dumped there. Would allow me to have dinosaurs be a thing, which is a goal.

>> No.45551393

>>45551290
Feel free to leave any time.

>> No.45551402

>>45551306
The shroom is dim and isolated; the bugs are a constant orgy. Neither seems the literary type. Each has an appeal, but deep thinking it ain’t.

>> No.45551405

>>45551175
>>45551272
>>45551330
>>45551348
>Kejouru
>Japanese women in Uniqlo clothing
Would that help make Kejs be more pretty and attractive? It is somewhat true, Japanese babes always manage to look decently good in those baggy clothes. Especially the 30+, 40 and early 50 year old Hags/MILFs who have that natural ability to sound much- much younger than they look.

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Secret dark magic technique: human age regression!

>> No.45551460

>>45551382
You’re planning on selling something entirely different than sex…as bait to sell sex. This is too autistic for me to understand. Nigga, you have lost it. Retrace your steps, because whatever it was is essential to pretending to be a normal person. Maybe you left it in the kitchen, or in the bathroom?

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>>45551393
But where would we go to talk about living with lala as she does spooky dead person shit?

>> No.45551467

>>45551402
Well its a common misconception by humans that there are always exceptions to mamano behavior. Sentience is a key word here. If dorkwans are a thing, than surely there must be a sharp devilbug or matango out there. Surely!

>> No.45551466

>>45551376
i recommend keeping at least one vial of ushi blood on you for such emergencies

>> No.45551489

>>45551460
>You’re planning on selling something entirely different than sex…as bait to sell sex.
Precisely.
>Nigga, you have lost it. Retrace your steps, because whatever it was is essential to pretending to be a normal person. Maybe you left it in the kitchen, or in the bathroom?
Anon, if I thought I was a rational and sane person I would have left this place a long time ago.

>> No.45551496

>>45551382
Why are you even posting about a setting designed for people outside of the MG comunity, here, where people already know them. And the story is supposed to introduce them like midway?
And dinosaurs?
None of what you have posted until now made much sense, and every post you make just makes it even worse.
>>45551460
I wouldn't go as far as to say sex, it's just baiting people with non mg content into reading mg content while advertizing it to people that like mg content in the hope you become the next pillar of the comunity is just... bizzarre?

>> No.45551500

>>45551149
>MGQ
>realistic
But there’s literally no reason for a monster girl to kill what they could use as a cumpump indefinitely. The only reason that dumb aspect exists is so players can’t ever view losing a fight as a “good ending”

>> No.45551511

>>45551500
You know most monster girls in that don't kill, right?

>> No.45551517

>>45551500
i know i'd stop at harpy village

>> No.45551528

>>45551500
>But there’s literally no reason for a monster girl to kill what they could use as a cumpump indefinitely.
its a mercy, taking us out of a cruel and uncaring world

>> No.45551537

>>45551511
All the fun tentacle ones do.

>> No.45551539

>>45551463
You can talk about that here my comment was directed at the clear tourist who likely escaped containment.

>> No.45551599

>>45551537
Walk through the tentacle forest with my waifu and a camera ready to make cherished memories.

>> No.45551605

>>45551511
One of my favorite designs forces you to fuck a maggot, putting a bad taste on the other scenes.

>> No.45551611

>>45551467
Not a fan of dorkwans myself. Never got the appeal. Wanting an ostensibly defective version of a monstergirl, when her defect is a species trait is…off-kilter at best. If you want a shitty maid, don’t go for a Kiki or Shog. Go for a naturally sloppy girl and buy a maid outfit. There’s a magic necklace that calms down the super-thirsty sorts — it makes them horny for entirely different reasons iirc. You can brain better than any of the dim species if you passed middle school or the equivalent. The entire point of profiles is that you know what you’re getting into.

>> No.45551622

>>45551489
Goodspeed, you crazy diamond.
>>45551496
You’re not making it sound any better.

>> No.45551630

>>45551611
Some people just like subverting expectations. I don't care for dorkwans but I'd enjoy a cute mild mannered heckwan

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>>45551611
maybe int builds are alright

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>>45551528
That's why Luka's grandma is there.

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>>45551611
>Wanting an ostensibly defective version of a monstergirl
Your words have weight, anon. They can hurt, you know that? How do you think a really good girl would feel if she read that when she tries really hard each and every day to break stereotypes?

>> No.45551649

>>45551639
she pees on you tho

>> No.45551657

>>45551649
Be baptized in the light of heaven.

>> No.45551661

>>45551630
She unilaterally rapes you…gently as fuck!
>>45551633
Wasted her racial stats, gets bodied by actual witches. Imagine being an apex predator and decided to spec into losing to sad lolis…

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>> No.45551711
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>>45551496
>None of what you have posted until now made much sense, and every post you make just makes it even worse.
Yup. It only makes sense in my brain since its running at a million miles per hour ATM and without all the details it is god awful. It already sucks as is, only way I can sell people on it is when I verbalize it.
>And dinosaurs?
I fucking love dinosaurs, want them to be in everything I make somehow, and need to find a way for dinosaur MGs to be a thing.
>it's just baiting people with non mg content into reading mg content while advertizing it to people that like mg content in the hope you become the next pillar of the comunity is just... bizzarre?
I don't intend to advertise it, that being my stuff. I'm fairly confident it will stand on its own but really it was my mistake to even mention it. Honestly, I would really prefer this community doesn't notice any of that stuff and am catering mostly to casuals with my current writing as it is.
As for being a pillar of the community, that is another thing I do not want to be. I reiterate, I want to keep them separate until pieces are in place for it to work. Until that happens, this is just my project. Only reason I'm continuing to mention the other garbage that is irrelevant to the thread is that it is about to be archived so its not that big a deal methinks. As far as my involvement goes, I want it to end at making other people think its a good idea to write. While quality always trumps quantity, something is better than nothing.

>> No.45551721

>>45551711
I used to think I was smart but all anons do when I post is shit on me. Think about that.

>> No.45551737

>>45551640
She’d snap and give into her natural instincts? Or keep getting pity from quirky anons? Profile stuff is implied to be built in, often at a physical level. That’s not fighting a stereotype, it’s deciding to ignore wings in favor of walking — and without good reason. Ultimately monsters force/charm humans into liking the inherent monster traits & behavior. This is automatic, and her going against this is a large detriment. So, yeah, it’s a defect. Not saying that defects can’t be appealing, but the nerdwan class is odd as most species already come with inherent defects. It’s a double handicap.

>> No.45551743

>>45551721
That's just the nature of the internet and human interaction in general. Its why I prefer monster girls over people.

>> No.45551746

>>45551649
She's just marking her territory with her golden nectar.

>> No.45551793

>>45551711
>find a way for dinosaur MGs to be a thing.
You know you can just write your own mgs, right? In fact, just do that instead. Go write some OC dinosaur mgs.

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>> No.45551808

>>45551793
>You know you can just write your own mgs, right?
Im not allowed to

>> No.45551816

>>45551793
all i know is that velociraptors are msgk and i cannot be persuaded otherwise

>> No.45551846

>want to say something in a thread
>realize nobody will care and/or will just call me a faggot
>lurk indefinitely

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>>45551711
>I fucking love dinosaurs, want them to be in everything I make somehow, and need to find a way for dinosaur MGs to be a thing.
Technically, we already have dinosaur MGs.

>> No.45551854

>>45551846
that's growth

>> No.45551863

>>45551808
>I'm not allowed to
Nigga nobody is going to care what you write so long as you're not an obnoxious cunt about it. It's fucking 4chan, and the upside to that is the people here stop existing the moment you go outside and touch some grass.

>> No.45551883

>>45551852
it woulda gone down different if it was the jubjub era instead of the cretaceous period

>> No.45551884

>>45551737
>most species already come with inherent defects. It’s a double handicap.
Clanking, plated fingers typed this post. A true anon would love their wife for who she is and everything about her, and would never consider those things to be 'defects.' If she is special among her people, then why should that bother you? Peak Ordertard thinking here.

>> No.45551904

What do you think monsters would think of MGE having existed before their arrival(and likely filled with inaccuracies).

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>> No.45551927

>>45551904
that one pic of the apophis editing her profile to be more accurate

>> No.45551942

On 4mon, nobody knows you're a human.

>> No.45551959

Sally the Mander

>> No.45551983

nightmare
night mare

>> No.45551995
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>>45551983
Moon.

>> No.45552000

>>45551942
>men have a flag attached to their post that other men can't see
>monster neets watch humans try to stoke flame wars
>most fights on 4mon are just Anons goading each other
>paying users can pull up a menu that shows the guy's board visits, posting habits, picture, and address

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>>45551611
Don't like dorkwans but bro, they're not "defective". They'd be fucking people, holy shit anon they wouldn't just be objects if they were real, what the fuck

You will be mindraped by a flayer and you deserve it

>> No.45552013
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>>45552000
I want to be kidnapped and raped by neet monsters until mindbroken
Smelly chubby ones, then I will fix them into being happy healthy productive members of society.

>> No.45552020

>>45552004
maybe flayers could be magical girls too

>> No.45552042

>>45552013
That's just morbid obesity, get that shit outta here.

>> No.45552059

>>45551863
That's not me, anon. I actually might make some fan profiles for a few species of dinosaur since I have a good amount of knowledge about the real animals. Could also be a better stepping stone than jumping right into a full series.

>>45551852
I know, I just like fluffy lizards and holding hands with a birb is hard.

>>45551904
I had the exact same concept for this one story I'm working on with a self-insert and a /human/-user. On one hand, it would probably not surprise them since the MGE is already a real thing in their setting. On the other, there would be a huge catfight between the Wandering Scholar and KC over who really owns it, and they may either get along very well or hate each others guts. Naturally, they would be confused and probably annoyed since they won't be able to have a fresh start or have a truly unsuspecting husbando. It would probably result in a lot of situations where some Mamano cold approaches a guy, he mentions something about the entry, and then the Mamano spills her spaghetti trying to correct him or gets extremely embarrassed about it. Even worse would be the MGE getting filtered through the internet and people getting bad info from it.

>> No.45552077

>>45552059
>That's not me
Doesn't matter my point still stands. If you're going to let people who disappear the moment you close the tab for 4chan and have no power over your life then the issue isn't with them, it's with you.

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>>45552042
no the more you want me to stop the more I shall post

>> No.45552138

>tard posting /d/shit is a schizo
Who could've seen that coming

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>>45552138
I'm the fat poster, who else do you think I am?

>> No.45552186

>>45552077
>If you're going to let people who disappear the moment you close the tab for 4chan and have no power over your life
I see you weren't able to complete your statement fluently, so I'm assuming you thought I was angry about that. Really I just don't anons to promote stupid ideas, such as the idea that someone can't make fan profiles, and pretend like its a natural part of the discussion. Anything that restricts creativity these days is cancer no matter where it is.

>> No.45552188

most likley mick recycling b8

>> No.45552190

>>45552146
what would they think of batman?

>> No.45552213

Monsters would never be able to bring themselves to love a human who works as a real estate speculator. That's way too evil, that couldn't possibly be fixed.

>> No.45552219

>>45552172
Was expecting a Dwarf girl, i am dissapointed

>> No.45552304 [SPOILER] 
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>>45528842
>>45528960

>> No.45552318

>>45552304
blessed

>> No.45552327

>>45552304
She's just hugging me back! What do I do thread?

>> No.45552338

do find it funny anons trying to keep things wholesome/family friendly and monsters keep going horny mode for a second or two before being bopped.

>> No.45552350

>>45552304
>tfw no kot girl that has little thoughts in head and is only :3

>> No.45552381

Watch this
Futa monster girls

>> No.45552389 [SPOILER] 
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watch this

>> No.45552395

>>45552389
i dont know that this is

>> No.45552400

>>45552389
she's become too powerful

>> No.45552402

>>45552395
wurm playing with her pussy

>> No.45552406

>>45552395
Wurm and marshmallow cat
Very cute

>> No.45552407

>>45551511
Lies. These VILE >>45551640 animals admit that all monster girls are murderwhores and that manticores stand on the top of that murder pleasure

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>>45552389
wurms are too dangerous...

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>>45552338
>trying to write cute story
>writesucc won't stop hovering over my shoulder
>my fairy is drinking somewhere

>> No.45552414

>>45552389
Wurms?
Marshmellow cat?
Gods man! What have you unleashed?!

>> No.45552419

>>45552409
dont worry marshmellow cats are tough
also imagine marshmallow wurm

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>> No.45552448

>>45552419
>marshmallow wurm
>super soft
>super derpy
>even more indestructible
what kind of noises to marshmallow wurms make? marshmallow cats go "nya" but would marshmallow wurms just go "wurm"?

>> No.45552451

Horrible being an AssMan in a Boob Dominated world

>> No.45552460 [SPOILER] 
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>>45552389
>>45552395
>>45552409

>> No.45552463

>>45552451
the sabbath provides

>> No.45552466

>>45552448
myooo myoo myoo

>> No.45552471

>>45552304
Men want only one thing and its disgusting.

>> No.45552476

>>45552463
There's an ass sabbath? Maybe they aren't so bad.

>> No.45552478

>>45552460
Mayor lim needs to ban these cats. They're clearly an addictive substance

>> No.45552483

>>45552463
>>45552476
Sign me up chief

>> No.45552490

>>45552460
so damn cute

>> No.45552501

>>45552460
cute indeed, even if the cat is smarter than wurm

>> No.45552502

>>45552460
Cute. I do wonder though, why are some latenight images super crisp while others are blown up?

>> No.45552507

>>45552460
An exceptionally cute cat.

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>> No.45552556

>>45552544
this fox is not cute

>> No.45552559
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Hypothetically, if I were to walk into a cat neighborhood and act overly dramatically sad and run away whenever a girl approached me, how long could I get away with it?

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>>45552559
Safe until you reach the batcat district

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>>45552571
I know batcats are focused on the predator/prey aspect a lot, but do you think they're massive saviourfags? They always came off as overprotective to me.

>> No.45552604
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The Vampire is willing to offer you anything she possesses in return for letting her feed off your tender neck.

What would you ask her for?

>> No.45552611

>>45552604
I'd ask her to get dork therapy so she stops being so chuuni

>> No.45552612

>>45552604
cuddling and anal

>> No.45552613

>>45552604
Letting me suck the milk from those tits in return for letting her suck my blood seems like a fair trade.

>> No.45552616

>>45552604
vamps are so prideful they expect you to answer with "Your hand in marriage." or something similar, but fuck that i am Asking For Money

>> No.45552626

>>45552571
maybe the catbirds will protect me

>> No.45552627
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>>45552597
Batcats are just flying tsunderes, they will act all tough but will cuddle you in order to "protect you since you are too weak"

>> No.45552640

>"What does a man whore dad/'house husband do that isn't being a homebody slob!?"

How do mamono answer this type of question regarding their stay-at-home boyfriends and future husbands?

>> No.45552647

imagine waking up just outside of an average kiki village when you are first isekaied to MGE

>> No.45552651

>>45552627
can anyone explain the manticore vs deredere anon matchup to me? it seems so one-sided in anons favor, the manticore toolkit has no response

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>>45552502
Probably because it depends how zoomed in I was when I drew it

>> No.45552660

>>45552651
if you want some real shit, manticore vs yandere anon matchup. Imagine her being scared shitless when she realizes the whole time she wasn't the hunter, but the hunted.

>> No.45552663

>>45552654
the undefeated iron chef

>> No.45552668

>>45552654
>tfw auntie sallly making u a meal after a hard day of work and training

>> No.45552684

>>45552654
>sally first got into cooking to win over anon
>eventually got super into it and loves cooking with her bf anon
>years later now cooks for her daughters
>can't wait to cook for her grandchildren as well

>> No.45552694

>>45552654
ENHANCE

>> No.45552698

>>45552604
A dhampir daughter.

>> No.45552704

>>45552694
Closer. Closer!
>thunk
Too close!!

>> No.45552711

>>45552704
>picture is just a squished face of a monster
>she wonders why anon kept yelling "ENHANCE" will getting closer

>> No.45552728

>>45552711
> squished wurm face

>> No.45552730
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>>45552711
Just a normal Tuesday night for filmfairy.

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>>45552694

>> No.45552765

>>45552759
>dork succ
Need to marry her, right now!

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>>45540578

>> No.45552784
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It's a mofu bargain sale!

>> No.45552790

>>45552759
haha, cute

>> No.45552806

>>45552759
Oh, no, glasses, my only weakness!

>> No.45552807

>>45552759
A majestic succ

>> No.45552811
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I've always wondered how a monster would feel about suicidal men, I feel like they would probably spoil them rotten. Imagine killing yourself, getting iseakied to MGE them finding out you killed yourself and spoiling you until you're so blisssd out you can't even think

>> No.45552819

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that this is the time of year where the giant ants are snug in their mounds with hot cocoa, taking it easy until summer is here.
I mean, they still dig but now they dig in festive hard hats and wear comfy sweaters when not working.

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>>45552338
>>45552410

>> No.45552843

Imma die from all cuteness

>> No.45552855

>>45552830
You again! Trying to pull a fast one on me, eh? Think your glasses will fool me?

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>>45552830
fairy succs are good friends but terrible art advisors

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>>45552913
I dunno, she seems to know what she wants.

>> No.45552926 [DELETED] 

>>45543284
Wight Powa!

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>>45552925
The penis mightier than the sword, anon.

>> No.45552941
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>>45552925
Yes, but is that what your art wants?

>> No.45552954

>>45551117
Grandharvas on string instruments
Air elementals / Sylphs on woodwind and brass
Raiju and Thunderbird on electric guitar
Troll twins on two sets of drums, you know why
uhhh Houri on choir duty maybe? I'm starting to run out of ideas

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>>45551175
Kitsune hands typed this post.

>> No.45552975

>>45552941
My art wants silly, PG-13 situations and a status quo that goes on way longer than a typical mamono courtship.
>Druella gets sick of her top demonic and top angelic advisors being at each others throats.
>Shrinks them down to fairy size and sentences them to be forever at his side until he finds his True Love.
>Nothing but sitcom shenanigans as far as the eye can see.

>> No.45553003

>>45552975
>at ANON'S side.
Fuck I'm tired. That's it, I'm going to bed.

OK, one more thing.
>"Anon, if you want to woo this woman, you need to present her with a complex legal document you need help with."
>"Are you nuts? Human women don't want that! He needs to invite her to his church! Anon, you need to join a church. Then you can ask her out."
"Please stop."
>"Never!" "Never!"

>> No.45553017

>>45551959
A Sal named Amanda

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>>45552975
>sitcom shenanigans
Please don;t let monsters suffer that
Almost as bad as monsters getting stuck in a typical anime where anon is denser than a neutron star

>> No.45553048

>>45552759
Sorry, can't focus on the joke. Focusing on her belly.

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>resurrects the thread

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Why shouldn't I get a daki?

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>>45553003
Into the jar they both go

>> No.45553162

Need a cute Lim in flannel pajamas to princess carry to bed for comfy snuggles under the heated blanket while the cat and dog squeeze between our legs as she tightly coils her tail around my waist, buries her face in my neck and wraps her wings around us both for maximum snugs.

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>>45553146
Get one, heard they nice
>>45553142
She couldn't even resurrect a chicken, behold the superior undead

>> No.45553176

>>45553167
It's not shameful to have one?

>> No.45553189
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Going to work knowing that no one is waiting for you home is what grind my gear into dust.

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>>45553176
Not really no, you don't have to get a waifu as the cover. If you do it's slightly shameful to the average person but fuck em, I sleep with plushies myself.

>> No.45553204

>>45553176
Why would it be shameful? If it will give you some comfort, go for it. Do waht makes you happy. Like the other anon, I have a large plushie that helps.
You better believe I'd get a full size yeti plushie if they existed.

>> No.45553207

>>45553189
I feel this. I had a dream that I was woken up from my sleep by my daughterus leaping into bed with me and my wife begging us to get up already so we can open Christmas presents. The damn portals need to hurry up so I can have my cute Lim wife and give her lots of cute Lim daughterus and spoil my cute Lim daughterus.

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>>45553190
>>45553204
I see, thanks
>>45553207
Fuck, this Christmas will be extra lonely

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Google monstergirl plushies. See this.
Gee, I wonder who commissioned this, lmao. Frost is living his best life.

>> No.45553303

>>45553236
Look at that smile and optimism

>> No.45553353

>>45553303
>optimism
I had that once.

>> No.45553360

Good night anons. Thanks for the fun, latenight.
May the fairies and succs bless us with motivation and joy.

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Slime Heaven

>> No.45553553

>captcha changes
>suddenly my home IP range is blocked from posting images
Fucking hell, the /vg/ chimpout is still going on?

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>> No.45553569

>>45552213
At least you're not an investment banker or hedgefund manager

>> No.45553572

>>45553553
>/vg/ chimpout
The ones who infest this thread or did that septic tank of a board start causing problems elsewhere too?

>> No.45553583

>>45553572
Someone said there was an organized scat spamming going on there which is what caused those recent changes regarding posting in incognito mode and now I sometimes get a modified captcha with white circles.

>> No.45553590

>>45553583
My captcha has black circles in it

>> No.45553600

Blessed thread.
Very comfy.

Good job, anons!

>> No.45553613

>>45553590
I need captcha with hellhound circles

>> No.45553620

>>45553556
Imagine slowly petting her fluffy ear while snuggling on the sofa. You could even have some hot wine and a Christmas movie playing on the TV.

>> No.45553621 [DELETED] 

>>45553017
Sally Amander Mander

>> No.45553623

>>45553583
I noticed the new captcha but figured they finally decided to replace the last one for being a barely functional piece of shit.

>> No.45553624

>>45553017
Sally Amanda Mander

>> No.45553638

I would ask you all to post sallymander pics, but we're image capped, so I will next thread.

>> No.45553642

>>45553638
Can you explain why she's your favorite? It will make time go by faster

>> No.45553681

>>45553207
I had a dream were I met 3D who knew about mamonos and want to become one and go out with me. She was everything I like. It's fuck up, I don't want to revive my hope in the IRL field. I don't like dreams

>> No.45553684

>Young little Jinko waddles up to me when I'm at the park
>smiles up at me and holds up a bright pretty flower she picked for me
>take the flower and look at her
>"For you mister! I want to marry a handsome man like you one day when I grow up!"
>immediately rip the flower up and throw the petals in her face
>say "Buzz off, brat."
>she runs off crying

I love making monsters cry! This post brought to you by the Monster Bullying Gang.

>> No.45553689

>>45553684
I will bash your skull on this bench.

>> No.45553695

>>45553684
>anon about to be sexually bullied by her older sister
>while the little one is told to watch and learn

>> No.45553712

>>45553695
I hope you get ran over.

>> No.45553717

>>45553712
>>45553684
Mislink, oops

>> No.45553724

>>45552172
This dark mage got a fat ass.

>> No.45553731

>>45553712
>>45553717
I shall interpret it as "I hope you meet truck-kun and get transported to MGE world"

>> No.45553739

>>45553695
Nah ah ah, not so fast. The MGCPD outlawed lovemaking in public parks due to overpopulation concerns because the mana leaks were making too many Dryads. Jinko-san legally can't rape me so long as I'm in this park or else Officer Automaton will nab her.

Face it, I'll get away with making that stupid tiger brat cry.

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