JAV Thread #1078

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Laughing At Sirs Jokes Edition

FAQ:
https://jav.now.sh/

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Umi

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Sunday Brunch

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>>45538564
Damn brat... laughing at me like that... hnngg... r*pe correction is needed!

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Miru

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Sunday Penis Inspection

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>>45538585
what is that white ball

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Remu

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>insert overused ritualposting here

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Worm

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>>45538618
>insert my chinpo in you
*unzips*

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MINAMO

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>>45538564
Knock-knock, who's there?
it's me...
Wondering why you're not naked

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Taku

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>>45538618
Some sirs are (You) addicts, what can you do. They feel like they will get their dose with ebin shitposting.

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Sneed

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>>45538676
STOP!!!! she's lactose intolerant!!

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just because she's a jav whore doesn't mean you can sexually assault her and get away with it wtf

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>>45538690
Imagine her uncontrollable watery poop farts after that haha

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>>45538603
It's a ladle

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>>45538708
jesucristo.... she fkn enjoy and savor the flavor of akarin manko juice

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>>45538708
IT'S PISS

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>>45538722
>>45538732
It's delicious

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The entire blacked genre died when Magnum retired holy shit!

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>>45538771
Queen Elizabeth II also died when Magnum retired

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>>45538810
BLACKED JAV SAVES LIVES!

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>>45538810
She was so heartbroken she finally decided it was time to croak?

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>>45538867
no bully the mushroom :(

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>>45538867
>>45538873
kek

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I have to apologize to all hoarder sirs in a full dogeza, with my clothes neatly folded besides me, holding an envelope with ¥1000 yen.
>be me
>look down on hoarders
>why the hell would i invest time, money and effort into downloading a JAV when i can just watch whatever i want whenever i want online
>whatever, its probably a bunch of old oji sans anyway, who hoards movies nowadays
>fast forwars to today
>my internet is really bad ever since i switched to an "equally fast but cheaper" contract
>it regularly and often decides to just fucking stop working, constantly getting kicked out of my multiplayer games
>wake up this morning, want to bust
>NEED to bust
>internet ultra slow and shit
>video buffers every 5 seconds, unwatchable
>s-surely it will go away soon
>it doesn't
>can't watch JAV
>try to fap without it, but can barely even keep an erection, i need (audio) visual stimulation
>aaaaah this sucks, this is so frustrating!
>if only i had some movies saved i could just... oh... oh fuck...
>i get it now... wait...
>remember i downloaded a doujinshi tankoubon a year or so ago but never looked at it since i thought internet is forever
>bust a fat one to the "mating with oni" series
>as i sit there i take a deep break and realize it, i put my happiness (onani to porn) into other hands (good internet connection)
again i am sorry
today i am making the first step

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Imma start jerking to old JAV to feel young again

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>>45538882
It's alright. Soon every sir would understand.

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>>45538882
For me the main appeal isn't even to have a collection instantly available, it's mainly to save movies that will inevitably disappear (unless you're a top 5 actress, that is) or be on tubes in questionable qualities. I've been through too many purges to try my luck again.

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>>45538948
bring back real cum to jav jesus christ

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>Sees interesting title
>Watches trailer
>Blurry and slow
>javtrailers piece of shit servers
>It loads
>Tsubasa Amami's face just looks like that
I apologize javtrailers

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The JAV tragedy
The ones who stay
have the most dawg.
Are also the ones most
susceptible to being bogged

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>>45538998
mina and riho were meant to be hibiyan+hatachan 2.0
too bad they followed in their footsteps a bit too much...

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>>45539005
The horror... the horror

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>>45538564
Anyone found Maki Hojo pictures in her 20s?
Did futanari (female F+female) or lesbian wedding jav get filmed?
What is Shiina Sora doing?
How is Atomi Shuri?
How is Kotone Toua?
Did Julia finally film a lesbian kissing Jav?
Has a group been formed to subtitle all jav with srt files distributed from the 80s up to today?

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>>45538998
I never actually liked Yui Hatano that much. really beautiful but her voice was/is annoying to me

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>>45538887
When I want to feel young again I jerk off to yearbook photos of the girls I liked in 6th grade haha

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>>45538882
join us

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>>45539060
>6th grade

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>>45538956
need more men to film with, all the guys still around now probably fire blanks

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>>45538882
join us

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>>45539030
No
BBAN-111
Doing & selling paintings + her yt channel between rounds at the mental asylum: https://www.youtube.com/@user-fp8nz7wm6u/videos
Bogged monster
Still active
No
No

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I won't lie. sometimes I just want to fap to jav

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>>45539267
What is there to lie about?

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>>45539274
larping as villager yet exclusively fapping to porn

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>>45539005
>no blacked anal uncensored swallow creampie videos
meanwhile maeno nana.

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>I will not fap to Marina today
>15min later
>herewegoagain.jpg

she is the true goat of jav

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>>45539165
this just reminded me i have two whole boxes of spindles that have probably deteriorated and become unreadable. well i don't have any time to remedy that problem and can't possibly hire someone to do it.

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These threads are going way too fast!
Slow down a bit you mentally ill bastards!

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>>45539511
boards that are mostly generals should have 600 bump limits. simple as.

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>>45539511

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who are you fapping to on christmas?

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>>45539585
i admire any sirs who could plan out their faps more than a week in advance. i am constantly backlogged on categorizing and downloading with no extra allotted time for future endeavors.

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miru tried to give us a stream today but couldn't because of wi-fi problems

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>>45539555
/jp/ isn't one of those.

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>>45539662
I think living in the present is a better way to do it. Obviously you need time to procure codes if that's an obstacle.

I've planned faps for special occasions where I get high or something and I always end up finishing to something different than the code or codes I've arranged.

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>look for alice otsu videos
>one of them has a cover where she spreads her asshole and like some red fleshy stuff is inside, idk wtf that was probably her intestines prolapsed?
Im gonna be fucking sick

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>>45539855
you've never seen a prolapse before?

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>>45539855
you will also die once she PLAPs you
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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>>45539585
I might look into one of those silly christmas themed JAVs

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>>45539855
Brother what do you think is inside your butt?

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>>45539855
>>45539862
as an ESL, i sometimes get prolapse and relapse mixed up

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>>45539585
Rena Aoi's White Christmas if you know what I mean :^)

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>>45539882
sir this is a general for adults. you can't be posting **** here...
that aren't jav related.

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>>45538690
Most asians are

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>>45539677
Miru's so old, she doesn't know how to attach a PDF

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>>45538948
Kawago?

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For me its Kurea and Yuu

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>>45540256
Kurea has passed on her teachings to faithful disciple Akarin but Yuu never managed to find someone to transmit her knowledge. her lineage ends with her

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>>45539955
Bro, this is vile
This is peak mental illness and deviancy...

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>>45539585
The new Remu

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I like girls with ugly faces and nice asses

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>>45540274
sora amakawa is yuu's secret unofficial disciple in the art of PROFESSIONALISM and lumbar lordosis

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Mei Washio is sexy and cute but she is so cold

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>>45540323
What do you mean by cold?

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>>45540282
its art
they make her gokkun a dozen sirs. the cum is in her mouth and she has to keep it there the whole way from sod office building to sod land before she is allowed to swallow it. Of course only after some fresh new cum was shot unto her

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>>45540361
Boring, soulless, dead, grim, uninspired

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craving

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>>45540388
S1 direction is but i disagree for Mei. I find her face very expressive, and she's not a dead fish either. I think she would thrive with Madonna/DAS/Moodyz.

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>>45540447
>Madonna
looking forward to seeing her in JUQ-546

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>>45540373
they wouldn't get it....

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>>45540373
would you stick your tongue in there if she let you?

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>bluetooth speaker connected
>jamming to some maximum the hormone on full volume
>a moment later
>forgot to turn them off
>start jav
>media player remembers last position
>yada yada.wav
wew lads, what would I tell my parents had I still lived at home?

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>>45540496

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>>45540496
Y'all think her husband watches that a lot or never at all?

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>>45540447
Nah, she is a little lazy too, but such a hottie

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>>45540639
I think he prefers MIGD-748

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>>45540680
another superb title
moodyz needs to revive this series

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Mei and Misono collab

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Rena Aoi was amazing till she ruined her teeth
mvsd293, wanz624 could watch them non stop

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>>45540696
Things that will never happen ever. It'd be a miracle if anyone makes a single gokkun worth a shit beyond current year. At this point it's probably only the milky-cat schizo doing it along with the odd SOD code and KV pacifier prep.

>>45540736
Yeah the porcelain-white teeth that some actresses opted for really killed it for me

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>>45540696
you're better off just watching premium bukkake scenes

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>>45540800
My gripe with premiumbukkake is that I'm not into a lot of the trashy brunettes they bring in. They got a few gems though.

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fellas...

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>>45539301
This gave me a heart attack

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milkycat for me

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>>45539047
>really beautiful but her voice was/is annoying to me
Yui Hatano was quite delicious back in the day but I wasn't fond of her as much as Yuu Shinoda. First films I watched them in were NHDTA-602 and nhdta-289.

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>>45541010
I love Hibiki slutty confidence so much. She's better than you and she makes sure you know it

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I love my wife!

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>>45541107
we love her too, we love her too

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>>45541107
If sirs could have sexual intercourse off-set with any JAV actresses they had previously starred with as the cuck character, would you take the job(s)?

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my wife....

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>>45540373
Is that your idea of christmas?
You want to have your mouth full of cum?

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>>45541180
you are misunderstanding sir. The gokkun walking scene is a couple days before the christmas one.
On christmas I will celebrate by fapping to her furiously before driving off to family. I will miss you sirs, but I will return eventually

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Any rich girl that did/do AV, sirs?

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>>45541165
She looks so content.

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>>45539855
Prolapse JAV should be illegal or have medical staff on set.

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>>45541357
wtf is going on with her legs?

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>>45541380
HE RUINED MARINA!!
IT IS OVER LIKE IT WAS NEVER OVER BEFORE !

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>>45541371
>Prolapse JAV should be illegal or have medical staff on set.
It's an acquired taste, but also demonstrates a lack of adequate training most of the time. Some of their Western counterparts are exercising their anuses for 6 hours at a time, multiple times per week, on cam, whereas the Japanese may stretch the anus for hours at a time once or twice a month.

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Why do mom's have horny best friends?

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>>45541165
>>45541357
How can a hag be so cute?

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I will post it again

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Kurea is closet lesbo

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>>45541703
Proof?

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>>45541740
It was revealed to me in a dream

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>>45541671
Any theories on why she retired so unceremoniously?

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>>45541849
she probably got married to the ceo of family mart and is bouncing on his dick every night

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>>45541849
Theosis?

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>>45541849
plapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplap

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>>45541849
she has her own bar now and probably makes more off that than sucking dick for a living

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My life is fucking wrecked because of JAV addiction.

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I become a wizard in 8 days all thanks to jav

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>>45543066
Pinky promise to use your magical powers to conjure me a JAV sex pet in 8 days?

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>>45543066
I would have become a wizard this month, but thanks to JAV I discovered a love for hags and had a 40 something Japanese lady pop my cherry last month.

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>>45542504
Retiring after years of work is normal. It's the fact that she just stopped and then 6 months later announced that she's retired without even a big retirement title/compilation is what weirds me out.

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hamanahamanahamana

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She got married

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>>45543624
who

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>>45543606
>she just stopped and then 6 months later announced that she's retired
and Yuu Shinoda retired a few months ago because certain Japanese fans were spreading salacious rumors about her going to Dubai while on a social media hiatus. A over ten plus year AV career destroyed by such careless gossip. These woman are quite unusual and can cut and run at any moment for any bullshit reason. So best not to get so attached. Just enjoy them while you can.

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>>45543625
Yuu Shinoda, hopefully.

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>>45538948
>JAV purges
A real thing. A crime we must bear with. There is no recourse other than to save what’s left. There’s one kind of rare actress who always does it for me and I only have half or less of her work. Sad.

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we are happily married, please respect our privacy

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>>45538882
When I lived in Japan my first apartment had super fast internet and I could coom whenever. Then got a gf and stopped watching AV. Then got a new job, no gf again, new apartment had no internet. Circumstances kept me from getting internet for 2 whole years. Crazy time. Felt like I was living in the 80s. My trips to the manga cafe to download a fuckton of JAV movies saved me during the 8 months I didn’t have a gf.

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>>45543833
>new apartment had no internet
>Circumstances kept me from getting internet for 2 whole years
Bruh where is this, even third world shitholes have internet everywhere.

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I'm going to assume every male foreigner in Japan is a JAV addict and will question them out in public about their favorite actresses when I make a trip there.

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>>45543856
>circumstances
This was Japan. Internet is readily available but my apartment didn’t have one and I was working basically from 7:00am to 9:00pm every day except for the weekends. After the first week I got fatigued and just slept or went out to restaurants. I didn’t need the internet at home. I was out drinking with other businessmen until 1:00am ESL most every night and expected to pay for everything. Fucking crazy. Anyways I got out of that and went back to teaching English for a bit until moving back to the states for real work for real pay with benefits.

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>>45543880
It’s true. My personal favorite was Emi Asano.

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>>45543905
>real work for real pay with benefits.
>states
You don't have to lie this bad just to stick it to the weebs.

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B and C listers >>> A-listers

A-listers are boring plastics and don't do as much fetish stuff.

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>>45543905
>expected to pay for everything
You got taken advantage of for being a pushover, dummy.

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>Hypnotizes your mom

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>>45543622
This is the kino S1 should still be making.
>imagine Ria or Saika in a catsuit

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Does anybody want to marry Yuri?

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>>45543945
My fetish is pretty girls getting fkn enjoyed by old fat bastards. B and C lister content more hardcore but rarely pretty enough.

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>tfw no comfy lesbian maid

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>tfw no comfy lesbian maid

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sora a cute

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>>45544135
Raepus Correctious!

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>>45543690
Maybe you're right...

>>45543733
There should be a measurement on how long until a title stops being easily available online.

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Could JAV save him?

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>>45543833
>Circumstances kept me from getting internet for 2 whole years. Crazy time. Felt like I was living in the 80s.
Am I just romanticizing things or can that actually be kinda based and beneficial? I genuinely think of going full off-the-grid.

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>>45544282
It was beneficial overall. I slowly weened off JAV and used tinder to get pussy again. I missed out on the internet and US culture during 2015-2018. I dodged a couple memetic viruses that spread through the public in the west. I obviously fell off the wagon and became a JAV fiend again since then.

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>>45543880
Nahh bro, 90% of them are weebs and nintendrones buying Pokemon plushes or something

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>>45544386
Interesting, thanks for the input.
For me it's just about cutting myself off from mainstream media 100%. Really tired of it lately, even when I am actively avoiding it, it gets shoved down my throat

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best jav milfs with sexy voices like atsuko tanaka?

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>She went from cute short haired tomboy to mature gangbang NTR videos
She's still hot, but it feels wrong...

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>>45543833
I'm curious, where the fuck do you live?
Sorry for the blogpost, but I'm in the fucking middle of a desert in Africa and they still have internet there.

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>>45544588
Ai Mukai? yeah
I miss my tomboy but she's still absolutely hot

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>>45544403
>>45544386
>>45544282
it's not even november and we still got these anti coom bloggers here. don't you have a reddit to be boring in instead?

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>>45544615
More interesting that you’re out in the desert and able to watch JAV. Keep cooming.

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Look at that fkn duck ass

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>>45544723
its honestly not even good, look how its concave around the edges, a good ass has to be fat and move out

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>>45544723
Nene is better.

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>>45544633
fix your bot sir
it is already november

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>>45544718
Fuck. Why does Mukai make me so hard?

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>>45544403
Move abroad someplace and you’ll make it.

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Today's our little fox birthday !

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>>45544009
based JUCrusader

>>45544422
I love Atsuko's work too but it's worth considering her real natural speaking voice is also quite different and that professional voice acting is a very specific skill which isn't really seen (heard?) in JAV.
The closest I think you'll get are the older actresses with entries in these series where their voices are more exaggerated
>Dirty Talk Pervert (Dogma)
https://r18.dev/videos/vod/movies/list/?id=75527&type=series
>My Perverted, Dirty-Talking Mom Rapes Me With Words (Fitch)
https://r18.dev/videos/vod/movies/list/?id=219002&type=series

also, when I'm in the mood for really sexy mature voices specifically, I'll sometimes enjoy (Japanese) "voice works" i.e. audio porn instead. /h/ has a voice works general with a helpful FAQ/guide if you wanted to learn more

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>>45544845
Happy birthday to one of my all-time favourites
She retired in 2014 but pic related was 2019... I wonder what she looks like now

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>>45544894
Damn she’s hot. She probably looks the same but with some tasteful wrinkles.

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>>45544845
>>45544894
fox is such a good fit for those features
she would be the perfect kitsune onsen landlady who drains travellers of their semen for eternal life

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Any Ria Sakuragi enjoyers?
https://gofile.io/d/gUKyyW

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>check the new releases
>see GVH-608
jeez that girl is DUMMY thicc + the short blue hair is different!
(tanaka nene)

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>>45544924
she's a very popular and well-appreciated gordita supreme ITT

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>>45544043
>2023
>S1
>making kino

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>>45544913
thank you sir. I will be now

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how legally fucked in the ass would I be if I sold die cut stickers of JAV studio logos? I honestly just want some for myself but minimum orders means I'd have so many extra lying around...

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>>45544974
of course a normie memelet would not get it

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It's so tiring.

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>>45545032
Saki is great but come one, Aika Yumeno, Jun Kakei, Miru, Jun Kosui and Kano Yura are also great performers always delivering

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>>45545010
Why not just DeepL your way to ask for permission? Most wouldn't mind as long as they know their product is being advertised.

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>>45545010
first off there isn't demand. even if you went to adult expo and tried to sell them you wouldn't be able to sell 50 sets.
however the most you have to worry about is getting banned from whatever platform you try to sell if you don't try to sell for a profit.

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>>45545010
why not just print a stucker sheet with the outline and cut them yourself?

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>>45545016
>would not get it

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Here's the Weekly Bookmate DVD ranking !
( ∩ ´ ∀ ｀) ∩

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>>45545232
they spent 1 birrion dorrar on her jesus chrust

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>>45545394
it's the moodyz boyz strategy. tank the company's profits to force tsubomi to come back out of retirement to save the company.

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What happened to jav whores when they retire? Some of them are really cool, they even have hobbies outside of porn.
Mukai is a wrestling fan for example.

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>>45545510
They need Choco back.

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>>45545559
omg touch grass u fkn stalker

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>>45545567
Shoko will never be back, she left in 2019 to never return

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>>45545567
when lolis get old, they turn into beautiful ladies.
when plastic gets old, you throw it in the garbage.

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>>45545394
It must be some kind of money laundering scheme, I can't think of any other explanation.

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Think I'm going to need to wait until I visit Tokyo to book some JAVs although there are a few in Osaka that I've been thinking about. Currently had to take a break due to a possible STD infection.

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>>45545634
super cute, hope she doesn't follow boggo examples

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>>45545559
Yuko is a mma fan. Nao Masaki is both.
Hags = taking care of their dogs
Youths = Taking trips to Disney (and fucking dudes behind the rides)

>>45545510
Who would be on the list of definitive Moodyz talent in history?

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Realistically speaking, how long are you supposed to last on a scene like PFES-041? 5 minutes?

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>>45545952
I don't even last 30sec when I get a blowjob.

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>>45544913
>Any Ria Sakuragi enjoyers?
A classic titty monster!
Airu Ooshima use to film a lot with her back in the day.

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>>45545510
I want Tsubomi to return when she's 40 years old

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>>45545010
you're basically banking on them doing nothing more than a C&D which isn't a good bet to take kek
i think this is one of those things where **probably** nobody is actively monitoring but if any TM holders do find out somehow, they'd be well within their rights to legally reipu you in the bunghole, if they decided to do so, for every shekel you've made and more for infringement of their TM, whatever else their lawyers can think of, legal fees, etc etc.

a loophole I can think of and the way I'd do it is offer some dogshit crayon drawings of JAVfus as the quasi-product outwardly sold with the hidden understanding/implication that the sticker is included as a freebie but to do that, you can probably only sell to sirs here or maybe other JAV coomer forums. do zero marketing or promotion. keep an extremely low profile and nuke the site the moment you sell out of stuff. I think I've seen something similar with those weeb car stickers ("slaps") on /o/

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>>45544913
You know I use to consider her a budget Hitomi Tanaka but with all these abominations being created each year to appeal to Korean beauty standards it's probably best to appreciate the more traditional looks of older AV actresses.

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>>45545634
Not like they gave her 1 billion for 1 movie kind sir.
Moar like we invest 100 million into initial plastic surgery and when you complete 12 titles you will get 400 million. 24 more titles and another 400 million. rest goes into marketing
or smth like that

>>45545661
she has really nice white-ish nippler. very rare

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>>45546297
>we invest 100 million into initial plastic surgery and when you complete 12 titles you will get 400 million. 24 more titles and another 400 million.
Itou Miyuki probably took that route. Looked pretty damn good till about a year and a half in then modifications started to occur. It seems the plan is to get the mainstream whores addicted to the surgeries so they have no choice but to continue doing AV in order to keep up with their appearances.

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>>45546266
this sounds even more illegal KEK

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>>45544181
Jav would actually radicalize him even more

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>>45546269
I couldn't agree more, the cookie cutter girls these days don't do it for me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546358
the agencies literally try to get them not to have surgery. they even try to keep them fat. the girls do it on their own because they want to be popular on instagram.
for every one girl in jav there's a hundred worms trying to get in. there's no shortage of cute girls, they don't need to invest to make them.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish I could eat her feces at least once in this lifetime...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546445
>when you see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546463
>when you see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546418
Same, i find flawed girls so much more charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45545634
Reminds me of a whiter version of Matsuri Kiritani
Going to fap to both now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546738
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546754
Ugly creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546754
Very cute girl, she makes you want to feed her.

[Anonymous No.]

so. who are the current best girls to waifu this very minute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546825
It depends, what kind of ripeness level, condiment, phenotype and breath aroma are you into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546825
Miru
Umi
Worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546825
miru

[Anonymous No.]

Good day sirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546831
answer the question retard

[Anonymous No.]

>Look it's a tourist fishing for (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

june~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546906
she looks like her entire physical form absolutely stinks here

[Anonymous No.]

The decensored spammers found a new grift by upscaling videos and calling them 4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546958
at least upscaling looks pretty decent compared to the old 480p versions (been comparing a couple of them), ai decensored is still crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546906
>>45546931
I just want to see her read/react to the beef curtains pasta and the """vanilla""" pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546967
Offline upscaling is a waste of space and now we all have to check DMM if a real 4k version exists. It's just spam for file locker subscriptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546754
i sincerely hope she fucking fails to meet her bills and kills herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547009
what the fuck's wrong with you
being an edgelord stopped being cool in 2012

[Anonymous No.]

Another Lynchian video

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546754
the underlying features aren't even that ugly and kinda cute from some angles but why does she insist on doing weird shit with her mouth that only amplifies the bad stuff kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547009
Well sucks to be you nonsir, since you'll have to witness Global Worming starting next year

>>45547042
>but why does she insist on doing weird shit with her mouth
she has ADHD, she is a zoomer pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547042
she's probably really insecure and does those faces as a coping mechanism

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547050
>post worm
>get unlimited yous
its so eazy bros

[Anonymous No.]

when's the next ella freya + june lovejoy vid dropping

[Anonymous No.]

>i find flawed girls so much more charming.
>the cookie cutter girls these days don't do it for me at all.
My conversation about Ria Sakuragi wasn't an excuse to force your worm shitposting. That creature is more than just flawed with slight imperfections. She is just not AV material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538956
it's like asking japan to pass the law to forbid the use of condom when filming jav

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547042
lol no she's ugly as sin and her omanko smells of damp, old potato peels and cardboard along with slightly sour milk since she cant afford proper manko hygiene products

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good series like the BBACOS videos? Just hags being embarrassed by being forced to cosplay or dress up like younger girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547040
This android faced bitch posing as a Japanese woman is just as disgusting to me as the la creatura called the worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547040
this shit genuinely creeps me out

>>45547213
what the hell when did Aimi turn into some pushy chinese landlady?

[Anonymous No.]

>post one picture of the worm
>get horny and fap to her (2802851)
>come back to /jav/
>mass triggering event has occured
Why can't you sirs just accept us wormbros love for an imperfect girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547231
>what the hell when did Aimi turn into
She aged and let herself go a bit. I would rather her overweight than looking like some post surgery nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547263
They can't handle the fact that she's more relevant here than some bogged nobody. Sad really

[Anonymous No.]

both look absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547263
>>45547278
Your shitposting lacks substance.
Get better material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547151
would be crazy if someone built a wormanko aroma simulator based on that conception haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547287
I dont know about the other wormposter, but its genuinely not a shitpost, sir. I just busted a fat nut to this qt unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>she turned into another ewwmi
now there're two? yikes

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.tokyokinky.com/japanese-porn-star-nanami-yokomiya-dies-aged-21/

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547357
>she never got to be a hag
fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547357
an s1 contract would have saved her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547357
meanwhile lots of boggos alive
it's trully an unfair world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547380
>miru wearing HAG ENSEMBLE again
is she trying to get recruited by Madonna? why is she doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547450
all jokes aside, she's a better fit at madonna than someone like rio kuriyama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547390
>meanwhile lots of boggos alive
Did you see Nanami face during the last months? It was Karen tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45544735
>DVDMS-669
Himari Kinoshita released one of these films recently. You have inspired me to take a look.
Thank you, fellow Nene Enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.]

Yumi Kazama and Seiko Sawamura are the best hags, period.

[Anonymous No.]

I am SICK and TIRED of the FUCKING photoshop/editing on covers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547908
Watch the trailer before you download the film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45545232
shikoku-approved bunghole https://files.catbox.moe/nenm7s.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547928
ACCEPTABLE photoshop/editing:
>removing skin blemishes, pimples, stuff like that
SHIT I see every second day (and I swear none of this is made up):
>bigger and better ass
>bigger and better tiddies
>cuter faces
>ABS that the girl does not even have!
This shit deadass be like the McDonalds advertisement vs product you receive.

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>>45547946
I want to drink sake on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547963
i already drank sake once and it was really bad i cant imagine it tasting better with booty sweat and poop particles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547213
>>45547231
>>45547268
Aimi walled hard. Tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

If her boobs are not big, then her worth is zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548177
lies, if that were the truth I would be surrounded by my waifus because it would have cost me zero to get them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548188
Then you are -1. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548147
Still would. Better walled than bogged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548177
this but with ass
>big boobs and small ass
worthless
>small boobs but big ass
wife material

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548216
>small boobs
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

for me, it's face

[Anonymous No.]

For me? The odor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548216
This desu (to be honest.
Tiddies begin to sag with age
Faces become bogged with age or hit the wall
A fat ass is eternal
But to each their own, I'm not telling you what to fap to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548240
this

>>45548216
I also prefer a good ass, I love Mina Rakuen for example and she would be above any big tiddy girl with zero ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548298
>ass
>in jav
Brother, I like ass too but why we pretending jav is known for great asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548251
now this is based and aromapilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548251
How would you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548332
there are some great asses

[Anonymous No.]

>just discovered 羽生ありさ
Sirs how come you never told me about her when I asked for big titties slams

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548332
There are some girls with nice ones but its rare. They also abuse angles and camera lenses to make them look better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548436
What are you on? Sirs followed this poor alcoholic's job search over many weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548419
okabro, you're back?!

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your favorite brown AV whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548477
not unless my girl comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548524
AIKA (forma brown)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548524
YURI HONMA(SEXO)

[Anonymous No.]

Now SoD batch is out, there's a new Suzu and a new Rei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548590
>suzu aesthetician title
>no bunghole consumption
into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548590
please can you tell me how the SOD releases/preview schedule works? feels like they drop stuff without announcing sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548609
It's a typical ntr/frustrated wife title though?

>>45548611
Releases every Tuesdays and leaked as soon as titles are announced. Same thing for Prestige but on Thursdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548628
so they announce before the Tuesday release day rather than same day previews?

[Anonymous No.]

small breast actresses are killing it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548660
Killing my boner lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548524
Ruka Inaba and Yume Takeda
But depends how brown you want, I would also put Suzu Monami and early Yua Mikami in there too, though they're slightly less brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548660
After the duck's death, Sumire is healing my soul

[Anonymous No.]

june is so cute bros
https://youtube.com/shorts/mJfbY7TJFco?si=TTxQsp0wm8Bk4Ks3

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you fags still fapping to porn when you can fap to AI girls now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548811
inb4
>but it's not real

These girls aren't real. Unless you are a JAV actor, you can't touch them, you can't smell them, you can't sex them. You are fapping to someone's harem, cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

shes so fkn cute bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548862
Looks sweaty
Code please?

Though I'm watching cnd200 and cnd202 (watching Akari the semen demon all shy but eager in her first titles is amazing) and pretty sure I'm going to end exhausted after I finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548811
AI still can't get hands and feet right among other things

[Anonymous No.]

You have 5 seconds to convince me why KATU isn't a kino label guarantee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549123
you're clearly a sir with excellent taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549123
Great cast and fetish but poor direction.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547213
>>45547268
in which jav did her breasts peak?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I just spotted something no sir should ever witness, an actress rather visibly having some sort of STD, don't know what it is (Herpes?), but it's a bunch of pimple looking stuff in her manko-ass area, but the actor still fucked her.

[Anonymous No.]

I like wanz

[Anonymous No.]

I wish thick chinese and korean girls would do AV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549392
camp nakadashi melody vid is such kino
>>45549642
WANZ produced some of the most memorable titles for me, forever GOATed

[Anonymous No.]

>if you can endure

[Anonymous No.]

miru has the fanbase everyone wants to be a part of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549714
I like her a lot but she looks pretty bad here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549714
She lowkey looks like an oba san with those lines that seperate her nose and cheeks, not even the make up can hide it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549123
Katu100 got me dehydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548455
Do you know the sauce on this one then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549761
>nurse kino
>oshikawa yuri
>KATU
>somehow this isn't in my folder yet
Sir, I apologise to all likeminded sirs and I will correct this error at once, and I MUST THANK YOU for letting me in on the existence of this gem. Please, take my village cow aisha, she is the best of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549761
WHY SHE TAKES OFF COVER TINY DRESS BEFORE CHINCHIN IN MANKO ACTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548917
ssis-932

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549801
So rare to see some hard pounding with actual hip movement in JAV. Also, godspeed on your holiday sir

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday lil axolotl, I miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>SCOP-830
Tits gone. Ass gone. Pale.
Aikabros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45550182
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548147
She always looked like that without makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45547009
Im not an edgelord but wormposters made me hate this ugly whore.
Even her nickname is repulsive, why da fuck do you call her "the worm™"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45550434

[Anonymous No.]

>>45550434
>Im not an edgelord but wormposters made me hate this ugly whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45550220
Dude, some of us are eating. God I almost puked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45550010
Many thanks
Will check tomorrow, after that session with Akari Mitani I'm spent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549801
HOKS-035 btw

*this post was brought to you by the fishing miru gang*

[Anonymous No.]

Does anything even come close to DASD-262? I feel sick knowing that things peaked a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45548555
>>45548419
>丘えり(381)
>丘えり(523)
Sup, Erina Oka Anon!
How many webms have you amassed of her throughout her career?

[Anonymous No.]

I love these studios that focus solely on +40 hags. None of those fake ones, also the smaller amount of make up really helps my chinpo, her true beauty and age at full display! With hags like these does one even need anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

Marina and Nina 3some

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45551912
moshi moshi?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

New trailers dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>when mom sizes up the gf

[Anonymous No.]

Full anime Nene

[Anonymous No.]

asahi mizuno is so fucking perfect, anybody remember this scene or code?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552007
PPPD-481

[Anonymous No.]

I guess she's really rocking this doo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45549714
I wonder why Miru has so many female fans? Not hating on her, I'm just genuinely curious.

My gf watches AV occasionally but only follows Minamo and Aoi Ichino. I think she really only follows Aoi because they are friends from high school though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45551955
The Noz really is one of the more versatile girls imho and the more I see from her the more I like her. Looking forward to this one, the 'ASMR' label is bullshit but I like them because of the 'binaural' sound. I wish VR productions had a sound quality of that level

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552029
Can confirm. Also, good subs available for this one, if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552007
>asahi mizuno
Imagine the hot spring vacations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546896
Did anyone else get a boner from Mikako in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552054
Yeah I wasn't to high on it watching the trailer but then again MIAA-326 is one of my favorites from her plus machine subs are better now so I'll check it out.

>>45552088
At javguru dot com

[Anonymous No.]

>>45546382
He already hates people named Kim and has an eye out for (their) plans. He's already there.

[Anonymous No.]

>出会い系アプリ頑張ってるちょっと面倒なところあるけど楽しくできたら一番良いかな？
>2024にこの私でもラブできるのかな？
junebros...

[Anonymous No.]

I like how they abbreviated Sweet and Sadistic to Sweet Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552053
>GF knew an AV idol
Kewl

[Anonymous No.]

MEYD-839 My wife is having an affair... I decided to thoroughly take revenge. Tenma Yui

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538887
Dude jerking off to Reiko Nakamori has a healing effect on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540274
We lost the best squat fucking technique in the bussines, her spider cowgirl was legendary

[Anonymous No.]

DVAJ-624 We will make all the boys in our class graduate from virginity! The Strongest Bitch Combi Playing With Unused Cocks With Norinori A Cherry Hunting Tour

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Saori. Does anybody else miss her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553499
One of the most beautiful golden eyes I've seen
She had a very beautiful face, that's what attracted me the most about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553499
its still not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45552655
>i am an overweight "they/them" porn actor
>why does nobody want to date me!
>UGH! YIKES! nooo, not those guys!
>i am talking about chads!
women "suffering" does not exist
if a man says he is lonely he doesnt have a single friend, no girlfriend, nobody to connect with for 15 years, he lives in complete isolation
if a woman says she is lonely she "only" has 10 close IRL friends and literally dozens if not hundreds of guys in her inbox, but her favorite 10/10 chad doesn't reply to her anymore
t. knower

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553543
good morning knower (really interesting name btw, is it indian?). please enjoy beatutiful japanese breasts today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538692
Who is this, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553615
Aussie girl Rebecca Emu, usually goes with R.Emu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553615
Remu getting sexually assaulted by a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

ebody new bigbreast

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553690
Is this just crazy sloppy photoshop or why are just her booba so much lighter?
I thought this might be tanlines or whatever, but if they were she should also have them where the straps go up her shoulder and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553714
she under umbrella
umbrella cast shadow on she
she breast expose to sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45551748
nice! not that it matters but some of those aren't real amateurs
third from the left on the top row is Maiko Kashiwagi
third from the left on the bottom row is Yasuko Ogata (AKA Kana Mito's long lost big sister)
please continue to enjoy your Classic/Classic-True Hags, sir!

[Anonymous No.]

It must feel so good to manhandle a 140cm nipponese nene minori like Kana Yura haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553814
I prefer Kano-kun but I get what you mean
Also have to give it to him but he looks amazing with long hair and female highschool outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553814
Kana Yura, Ichika Nagano, Yui Nagase are why I never liked Ichika Matsumoto and always found her disgusting in comparison to those mini goddesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553889
i don't like her now either after she got completely and irREDEEMably bogged but you didn't fkn enjoy back when she looked as good as this?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm telling on all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553940
Hibiki threatening in the background kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553969
>.webm
so this is the power of developer tools...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553690
>taller than me
enough with those freaks already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553908
Nope
I can sum up her vibe in one word: annoying
Same with Kagami

[Anonymous No.]

New thread:
>>45554089
>>45554089
>>45554089

[Anonymous No.]

>>45553908
I also liked her early on but started to drop her the moment she changed hair colors, by the time she fucker up her nose I wasn't even watching her new stuff anymore