/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Crying Anon No.]

i just woke up /jp/. My dreams weren't pleasant. I dreamt that I was getting raped by the Scarlet sisters. they had me in a spell were I couldn't move and they were just using me as a play thing.

I feel this is do to my inability to 1CC EoSD

does this make me weird /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>My dreams weren't pleasant. I dreamt that I was getting raped by the Scarlet sisters
>weren't pleasant
GET OUT

JUST...JUST GET OUT

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

hahah you cant 1cc the second easiest windows game

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551749
>PCB
>not second easiest
you trollin

[Anonymous No.]

that must be a nice dream~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551749
That's not MoF.

[Anonymous No.]

That dream is more sex than most of /jp/ will ever have. Consider yourself lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep paralysis?

[Anonymous No.]

>My dreams weren't pleasant. I dreamt that I was getting raped by the Scarlet sisters
>weren't pleasant
I think this may stem from the problem that you are a blazing homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

When I woke up my bed was completely soaked in sweat. Felt cold man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551749
MF is the easiest next to IN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551749
That's not IN

[Anonymous No.]

i 1cc'd hrtp true story

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551749
which is the hardest? I wanna have rape dreams too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551775
SA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551775
Shoot the Bullet, soon to be Double Spoiler.

[Crying Anon No.]

>>4551748
>>4551753

the reason I say it's not nice is because i felt paralyzed. and it sucks even more when You feel sharp teeth biting you constantly on the neck, arms, and well groan region. if I could move and felt more pleasure I would have enjoyed the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, i want raping lolis in my dreams now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551789
That's no excuse. Become a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551789
You just need to learn to enjoy it. It's an acquired taste.

[Crying anon No.]

>>4551799
but it hurts! lets see if you like getting your balls bitten by small sharp teeth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551789
>You feel sharp teeth biting you
You can't feel physical pain in your dreams.
Go lie somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551789
>You feel sharp teeth biting you constantly on the neck, arms, and groin region
>because Flandre and Remilia are raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551807
Huh? Maybe not you. I've had flashbacks of breaking my arm in my dreams before, among other things. Hurt less than the real thing but it still fucking hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551807
yes you can. not the real pain if it's something that never happened to you, but you can create a sensation for that in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551807
You've obviously never had a night-terror.

but seriously, if i had this dream I would wake up in a with soaking wet sheets feeling good.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream I was going to have sex with Yukari once. I was just about to put it in and then I woke up.

I think I swore continuously for about five minutes, and I'm normally quite a placid individual.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet they have rooms in the scarlet mansion where kidnapped human males are tired down onto beds and used for blood supply / sex toy.

Actually probably don't even need to be tired down. The Scarlet sisters just make sure that they drain enough blood / semen out of you constantly that you don't have any strength left to get out of the bed, much less escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551837
That seems strangely in character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551837
You woke up because you're a virgin.

Your brain has nothing to base the feeling of real sex off of, so the dream ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551846
But there was foreplay and I've never experienced that before either.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

Sounds like a good dream to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551828
There's only one "Painful" dream that I have almost once a week.
It can happen in a number of "places" in my dreams and I still don't know if this is happening in real life or not.

The thing is that in my dream(?) I clench my teeth really fucking hard together and can't relax my jaw no matter how hard I try.
This keeps on for a couple of minutes before I usually wake up.

Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551846
not true, i've had full intercourse in dreams and i'm still a virgin, really fucking good intercourse too, like pounding the fuck out of the girl's ass for like 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

i want to dream torture cirno with a hacksaw
it would be glorious

[Anonymous No.]

You think you guys have it bad, I haven't had a dream in about four years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551854
And by "Clenching my teeth together" I mean to the point where they start bending out/inwards.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream once that Alice was upset with me for some reason and then I spent 2 days crafting some dolls and they made a song for her and after listening to it she was with tears in her eyes and a serious expression telling me that it wasn't necessary and then hugged me.

After that I wake up and start to feel really bad after realizing that was once again in the miserable reality.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551864

Ah...wow. Should get some help for that, gunna kill your teeth. Have some tasty chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>4551868

Man....that's ..that's kinda said. But, bitch IS crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551874
Sorry, I don't eat ELF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551874
As I said, I have no idea if this is happening in real life also.
I always check my teeth after I have that dream, but can't really feel anything different about them.

I'm just getting really paranoid about messing them up in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551882

Thinking you misspelled "Tengu" there, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551859
You probably have had dreams in that period, you just didn't remember them. You never stop dreaming when you're in REM sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551846
that's the most retarded thing I ever seen in my life.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551885

There are ways to have your doctor check that out, and I THINK insurance covers it. Ask about it, at your next checkup.

[Crying Anon No.]

>>4551820
yeah it's something like that, but the pain was real. the pain only disappeared a minute after waking up, it sucks lying in bed holding your nut's praying that they ain't really bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551889
That makes me feel even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551881
I was SO happy when she hugged me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551885
You might be just grinding your teeth generally and your dreams make it seem trippy as shit.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551907

Well, if you really stopped dreaming, you would be utterly batshit insane, so, it's a good thing, even if it does not feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only had one Touhou-related dream, and it was really strange. Specifically, I was being chased through the streets of New York City by Yuyuko and Kermit the Frog in a steamroller.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551910

CRAZY. Trust me. I know it when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551902
Will try to remember to ask about it during my next checkup.
Money isn't really the problem though.
I just don't want to wake up with a messed up mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a dream where i was sitting in the shrine with Reimu once, we were talking but i couldn't hear a damn thing she was saying but I somehow understood her. then we started making love for what seemed like eternity.

but right before i climaxed i wake up with Jr. standing at stark attention. good thing my sister didn't come to wake me up otherwise she would have seen me poking out of my boxers.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551922

No, no, I understand. A fucked up mouth is BAD.

http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/sleep-studies

They are called sleep studdies, normally done for sleep apnia and the like, but, that falls into the purview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551919
I don't care, as long as we can have each other. fuck, my dreams are usually so lame and plain, I want to have a dream like the one I said earlier again ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551859
You dream almost every time you go to sleep. Most of the time, we just don't remember what happened unless we're woken up right in the middle of the dream.

Just be glad you don't have my dreams. It's either reality falling apart, or a rerun. I'm surprised by just how many of mine are reruns. It's like reposts in your head.

As for Touhou-related dreams, not a one. I'll just have to settle for flight, jumping off fireballs, and doesn't afraid of anything even though a sane person should be shitting themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551947
As long as you hold her in your heart your dreams will one day come true.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551947

Humm. Should try and pick up Lucid dreaming skills. That way, you can make your dreams what you want. If you are unable to do that, try thinking REALLY hard about her, right before you start sleeping, or somethign like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551974
Ah, I tried doing that for about two months and then I just gave up, I can't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551855
This.
Happened to me too a long time ago.
Felt really fucking good man.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4551977

Witch part? Lucid, or thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552014
Lucid, but I wasn't the Alice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551962
Kind words anon.
>>4551974
I'm the Alice guy. Yes I'll try to focus on her right before sleeping (I'll try to stay up as long as I can while thinking about her, maybe that will have a better effect)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552035
try posting a picture of her above your bed. that way, she is the last thing you see before slipping into dreamland.

[Anonymous No.]

Half the dreams I rememeber are the standard "you are back in school it is exam day or some project is due or something and you don't know shit" dream. Shit sucks.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552035

It might. I'm not the best for sleep advice, got terrible insomnia, myself. But, I an normally find something to help. If it does not work, look me up on /tg/ some time, thats where I normally am, perhaps I can find something else that will.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552049

Well, same advice goes to you. Try thinking hard, before, or look up lucid dreaming online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552049
I have these kinds a lot too, or it's where I'm on my way to work only to find out It's cold as fuck and i'm in my underwear. usually it's because i leave the window open at night and I have a tendency to kick off the blankets. or I'm at work doing shit and I need something done but i have no fucking clue how to get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4551771
OH NO YOU DI'N'T

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552047
I'll try that.
>>4552056
Ok, I'll post the results tomorrow I have to go now, it was nice talking to all of you, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552035
whatever you do, don't fap before going to bed. that releases sexual tension and you wont enjoy a wet dream.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552070

Good luck!

[Crying Anon No.]

Oh my god....guys...Something glorious just happened to me.

I just 1CC'd EoSD...YES!! WOOHOO!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
*starts dancing*
now on to the next game.

[Anonymous No.]

I once dreamt of having sex with Merlin Prismriver, though I don't remember that it was in particular detail. Afterwards she fed my cum to Wriggle and Yuyuko.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552100

.......

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4552098
congratulations you did something even my dog can do and he is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552100
>Afterwards she fed my cum to Wriggle
If I had a dream about Wriggle it'd probably be far less flattering.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552183

Had trouble with her, I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason last night I had a touhou in my dream for the first time. It was Yukari. She was just dangling out of one of her gaps smirking, like some kind of Cheshire Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552183
wriggle would be feeding you with his cum, and you would eat it, whether you like it or not.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552222

No tricks, or anything? Just Gap Yukari, watching you masturbate?

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552237

Wait. I thought Wriggle was a girl...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552241
Pretty much. It was creepy as fuck. And worst of all she'd kind of hover behind me. Just smirking. As though she was judging everything I did. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552247
But everyone in gensokyo can produce a penis at will, if doujins have taught me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552250
I had a similar dream except she kept fucking gapping behind me and pushing me whenever I was standing up, hard enough to actually push me over and make me fall.

The next day when I was walking home from college, I felt someone push me from behind, hard enough to make me stumble. I swung right round. Nobody was there.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552250

That does sound about right. Likely just wanting to creep you out, some. Lazy bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552247

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552262

Good god. What a troll. Get you in your dreams and life.

>>4552258

Fair enough, however the proper way to refure to her would still be "She".

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552262
Please stand. On one leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552222
>>4552250
Last night I dreamed I had a giant Yukari-in-a-gap balloon. Don't ask me to explain, because I don't quite understand it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>this entire thread

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552305

...........

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had a Touhou dream ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552222
>>4552262
>>4552305
Yukari seems to enjoy invading people's dreams.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552340

I bet she just loves to troll.

>>4552328

Play a few games, when you are really tired, read a mango, and play some of the music. That may do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had Yukari invade my dreams...yet.

but I have had Ren in my dreams, I was hugging her from behind and her fluffy soft tails were wrapping around me, comforting me on the cold night. then I woke up and I was hugging my pillow ;.;

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552611

Awww. Have some stupid sexy Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552703
I've actually dreamt of hugging Crino, it was a boiling hot summer night too. when I woke up I felt fucking frigid, but it felt awesometastic because the house was fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only had dreams of playing Touhou....

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4552741

Have another, then ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552845
no thanks. It's cold right now...maybe cirno is in my room making it cold >.> that or the furnace is on the fritz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552867
>.>
tee hee

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4552867
please don't use smilies on /jp/
thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552897
why not? it's not like they can ban him for it. it's stupid but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552911
suck a dick and die, emote apologist.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4552911
its just not well seen on /jp/
and it's not like it hurts to post without adding smilies

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552911

You're an inspiration for birth control.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking facepalming right now. Talking to you guys is like talking to brick walls. do you guys hate everything that doesn't coincide with your Waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552049
>Half the dreams I rememeber are the standard "you are back in school it is exam day or some project is due or something and you don't know shit" dream. Shit sucks.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM THIS FUCKING DREAM

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4552949
>do you guys hate everything
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552954
and it's people like you who make me weep for mankinds inherent destiny of fucking ourselves over along with everything in this solar system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552976
The fact that you don't know he's trolling makes me weep.

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

Man, you guys argue as much as /tg/.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4552976
im going to kill you irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552981
>>4552981
You say he's trolling, I somehow think he's being truthful. Either way it makes me weep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553003
yawn. idle internet threats, oh I'm shaking. what are you? 12?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552976
>along with everything in this solar system.
WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE INNOCENT KUIPER BELT!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553011
>>4553020
So tsundere

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4553023
...it is part of the solar system, dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553034
Tsundere is awesome. along with all 'dere's

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553023
I would bitch slap you through the internet if i could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553034
and what makes me Tsundere? It's not like I like you or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553042
I know that. I was making a bad attempt at a joke mocking his worry for lifeless celestial objects. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4552999
It might help you to know that I go to /tg/ as much as here...

[Anonymous No.]

i can only picture the scarlet sisters as they appear in life of maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553065
Then what about my worry for people like you? is that something to be joked about?

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553020
no, i'm older than you and old enough to kick your nerd ass

[/d/eviating Ca/tg/irl No.]

>>4553068

Yeah, that would fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553102
right right, I should be so scared. Here's my address

100 Father Costello drive, Timmins Ontario.

Bring whatever weapons you wish. please.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553177
I dont need weapons
I am an aikido master

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553177
A Canadian. Should have known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553182
oh really!? fascinating! enjoy your fantasy.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553190
I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553187
what's wrong with Canadians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553190
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553201
It's pretty impressive that you can do all that after only 4 years!

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553217
what do you mean by four years

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553201
>>4553210
oh i know how strong Aikido is as a martial art. But I don't believe Suigin. Seriously Suigin, you coming over or what? should I warm up some tea or coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553225
I am implying that you are the 50 year old man with cerebral palsy who has practiced aikido for 4 years.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553236
i'll be there tomorrow
>>4553240
well i am not
and even a 50 year old man with cerebral palsy would kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553236
that's no fun. quick what's your address, if you live in ontario I'll be over soon.

[Anonymous No.]

u better watch urself cuz suigin wil mess u up
i sent my yakuza bois ovr 1 time n they all r in comas now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553260
yeah whatever. I'm going to bed soon. If you do show up Suigin be sure to wake me first. I want a fair fight, not to die in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553272
prepare some cinnamon tea i am coming as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553182
yeah I don't believe you Suigin. Martial Artist MASTERS don't brag to those inferior, they allow others to see for themselves, not Brag to and threaten weaker(or stronger opponents). In my Mu-tai gym and other gyms I've been to, both the masters and the students were humble, and respectable. you are neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553296
sorry, I only have green tea and red tea.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553325
im not bragging
im telling him my way of attacking

[Anonymous No.]

sure is shit people in here

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4553346
well youre here

also i meant defending whatever its pretty late here

[Anonymous No.]

although I don't like marisa she's the only one that ever appeared in my dreams (at least ones I can remember). it wasn't pleasant or sexual either...pretty lame.
the other day I had a wet dream about a maid, but for some reason that wasn't sakuya but the tsundere in parfeit. why?;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4553360
Because you secretly love her and your just afraid to admit it?

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