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Mokou

>> No.45516375

small

>> No.45516601

>>45516369
Has any touhou suffered as much as her?

>> No.45516661

>>45516601
Me. Yes, I'm a 2hu. Deal with it. I'm no longer accepting random invites. SORRY HUMAN VILLAGERS I'M TAKEN.

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shhh she's sleeping

>> No.45519021

>>45516661
Said the permavirgin hu sitting alone in her shack posting on /jp/

>> No.45519131

>>45519008
I bet she'd make a wonderful bedwarmer for winter.

>> No.45519194

Why does the hourai elixir regenerate her clothes?

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>>45519194
It doesn't, she keeps the human village seamstresses in business because she actually buys a new dress shirt and suspenders every time she dies, which is like once a week to once every few days depending on how bored Kaguya is

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Look, she may be old, even ancient, but that doesn't mean she can't humour a modern tradition.

So, will you take it?

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>>45516369

>> No.45520018

>>45519996
Go away old hag.

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God i love Mokou. She's the best parts of having a male friend but she's still a woman and she has a nice sexy body. Imagine wrestling with her, getting shit faced and then having drunken sex with her blowing you as foreplay. Ultimate tomboy.

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>>45520208
Tomboys distill down all the important bits of a woman into something less annoying. Truly, they are a cultured choice.
The only problem I could see coming up is awkward romance, seeing as Mokou probably wouldn't care much for girly things like that.
I'm sure you can work something out with her, she probably just isn't used to being seen as a woman like Kaguya is and makes fun of Mokou for being too mannish.

>> No.45520438

>>45520374
That isn't an issue. Just treat her like you would a guy friend but fuck her every so often and maybe do something for her that you would for a girl just to make her blush and feel uncomfortable but also happy. With Kaguya i would almost completely go full in on treating her like a proper lady. Although i would still acknowledge that she's dangerous and powerful.

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Mokou is for sex friends into lovers.

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>>45516375
Yes she is very small

>> No.45526354

I want to rape Mokou and see if she's the kind who cries, tries denying it's happening, or tries acting tough.

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>>45526354
How are you gonna rape someone who can set themselves on fire?

>> No.45526379

>>45526372
I'm 99% certain Eirin can make me fireproof and Kaguya would make her do it if I asked.

>> No.45526627

>>45526379
Okay, 99% certain Kaguya wouldn't want her all to herself. So, you grab Mokou, she sets herself on fire, and you are unaffected. Then, halfway through the dirty deed, you realize you are humping naught but a pile of ashes. Now what? You just wait for her to revive? Okay, but then the same thing happens again. And again, and again. And then your fire protection wears off and now you can't do anything.
But suppose Eirin made your fire protection last forever. How long until the surrounding area burns down as well? You can't kidnap her to some undisclosed location, she'd just burn through the restraints. If it was the bamboo forest, the rabbits won't be happy, and maybe Kaguya would prefer if Eientei could stay intact. If it was the village, that's the human farm youkai need to stay alive, so Yukari wouldn't allow it. Anywhere else, and it's only a matter of time before the incident is noticed and you get sealed, sparked, knifed, caved, whatever.
All of this, assuming you are more physically powerful than the 1000+ year old magic immortal you need to overpower and pin down. In other words, I don't think you could do it.

>> No.45527407

>>45526627
Implying he would even make it to eientei, what would happen is that he would get lost in the forest only to be mauled by random youkais

>> No.45531850

>>45526354
She has died more times than she could count. Rape won't mean shit for her, assuming you could even pull it off given how powerful she is. Also Keine would intervene and fuck with your history. Either make the rapes not happen or retroactively make it so that you had a micro peen and you couldnt even get past Mokou's ass cheeks. Now people like to invalidate Keine's power's by saying that they dont work because the protagonists were immune to them. Well guess what, you are not a protagonist. You are not a 2hu. You are a /jp/sissy. Keine could eat up your history and you are done for, son. Why don't you just have normal sex instead?

>> No.45531866

>>45531850
But what if I want to do it rough with her?????

>> No.45532070

>>45531866
Rough for her would make snuff films look like Studio Ghibli movies. Dunno what crazy shit you would have to do.

>> No.45540761 [DELETED] 

>>45516375
Big

>> No.45540799

>>45532070
Even if she could handle actual torture, would she want to?

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Does anyone here know a Mrs. Fujiwara? I have a delivery for her.

>> No.45547837

>>45547318
Looks legit.

>> No.45550432

>>45519021
>shack
It's the shrine. Only Reimu would be that autistic.

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>>45547318
>Mrs
She hasn't even been married yet

>> No.45553564

>>45552988
She would kill herself if I said yes sadly.

>> No.45561412

>>45552988
She would kill herself twice if I said no.

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