Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

Bow to the Dwarf Queen!

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>Who's your momster?

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Gonna taze a raiju and see how she likes it.

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Gonna ruffle that hair!

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>>45505052
Monsters like that ochimusha are hard to crack, but they have the cutest laugh and smile, so it's worth the effort.

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I wouldn't date any Monsters at all because I'd be afraid none of them would share my sense of humor. And no, Chesh doesn't count because she's too stupid for my taste and all she wants to do is prank people, it's completely different.

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>>45505117
How do you feel about Bogies?

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sending minos to holst reeducation camps making them become good cows and not some stinky barbarians

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>>45505052
is this a samurai oni or an ochimusha? i'm only sure about her being hot.

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>>45505134
So, it makes them worse?

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>>45505134
shoo shoo holst stinky mino great

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The wife's acting pissy for the third time this week, I think I just need to cumflate her again

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>>45505134
But what if a holst wants to become a stinky barbarian?

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>>45505127
She would just throw a pie in my face. She doesn't do anything different than Chesh would.

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>>45505151
holsts can spec into any class

[Anonymous No.]

So. The writing contest has a category for us washed up old hacks. I wrote something for it. Please enjoy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52238101/chapters/132138808

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>>45505079
Bad hair day
>be Anon
>Medusa co-worker comes into the office
>regular sunglasses, but today she's also in a big headscarf
>'huh? are you converting to the sand-goat temple?'
>'ssssh, no, I was really tired last night and I poured myself a big scotch, but then I fell asleep at the table first'
>'so?'
>lifts aside the scarf
>all her headsnakes are a tangled writhing swaying mess
>'I'm sober, but they got into the glass of scotch while I slept and they're all still wasted'

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>>45505060
>bow before dwarf queen
>she's so short your head still goes above hers
>she starts pouting
>has you arrested for disrespecting the queen
>you're sentenced to a lifetime of giving her piggyback rides

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So, you want to be a criminal in MGC?
>1 Star - Patrol officer succ calls you a no-good punk who needs to stay in school and get a loving girlfriend (she's available)
>2 Star - MGCPD Send squad car of officer elf, officer holst, officer cupid and officer demon to deal with you (peacefully, hopefully)
>3 Star - Point of no rapeturn. Officer Wan and the rest of R.A.P.E (Rapid Armed Police Ensemble) are dispatched with portable bedframes
>4 Star - Demon Army conscripts called in. Every unmarried man in the neighbourhood you were last sighted in gets raped by unruly mob. You will be drowned in bodies. Ratas and other news now actively following situation.
>5 Star - Demon Army professionals. Dark heroes, musketeers etc. roaming the streets. Heavy weapons meant for mindbreaking order citadels brought in.
>6 Star - Lilims brought in, many in the middle of their NEET sessions. Dark matter bombs start getting dropped to end your virginity one way or another. Mayor, important monsters and even the Demon Lord making emergency speeches - if she doesn't come and fix you up with officer succ herself by force.
>7 Star - the sad wurm is brought in to make you feel bad. you made wurm sad. you did this.

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>>45505139
Technically yes but the second is more accurate.
You can tell as she has a creepy jaw part on her left side.
Clearly marking her as undead.

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I'm going to find her.
I'm going to find that damn cat.
I'll get inside her house, find her room and call her Elite Preferred species

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>mfw I rob the MGC city bank and there's no money inside the vault, just a comfy looking bed
What the fuck is this shit?!

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>>45505061
Lilim-sama is...

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>>45505264
...a virgin!

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>>45505239
Not the wurm tears :(

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>>45505160
Nice, I don't have to deal with the awkwardness of being the first in the category. I got a little backlog of recent stories to read after I finish my entry, I'll read yours then.

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>>45505239
Patrol officer succ is ON DUTY

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>>45505160
Nice! Washed up? Haven't you written a few things this year?

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>>45505160
oh thank god i'm not the only old coot writing for this. will read it in a bit, thanks for writing this!

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>>45505239
Lt. Anubis is WAY too uptight, thankfully, CrimeAnon is always there to hopefully drive her crazy enough to one day take a vacation

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>>45505230
Got to keep those headsnakes out of trouble.

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I'm going to tell a Lilim that I refuse to be raped into submission! If she can't handle a proper courtship then we're not destined to be married! She better be willing to court me and be courted by me over an extended time period before we move onto marriage!

I bet she'll move on when she realizes I'm more trouble than I'm worth.

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Hey Anon, think fast!

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>>45505436
Get parried nerd

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>>45505436
I'm sure to win because my speed is superior

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Why do Monsters think rape is the answer to everything and a good punishment?
You spilled a drink by mistake? Rape.
You brushed your teeth at the wrong time? Rape.
You slept in 1 single minute? Rape.
You got late for work due to being raped? Rape.
You got raped? Rape.
You turned the TV up and it was too loud? Rape.
You made fun of the size of Elf ears? Rape.
You didn't make fun of anything? Good boy.
You're being too quiet out of your reluctance to make fun of anything today? Rape.
You disagreed with what I, the Elf, had to say? Rape.

Why are Monsters like this? What the fuck is wrong with them? I'm gonna get raped for pointing this out.

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>Monsters claim they bring humans happiness
>they can't actually make humans happy without outright brainwashing them with mana
Ummm Mamonosisters??? Your response?
The Chief God and her Angels don't need to do this to make humans happy. We are LAUGHING at your kind.

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>>45505436
>hear a grunt while you're out camping
>awaken in your sleeping bag to see this hurtling towards you

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>That thing we grow on the farm?
>Yep... rape.
>That oil I'm using for my cooking?
>Yep... rape.
>The residues of them grapes I was crushing?
>Yep... rape.

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The easiest way to keep a monster at bay is to ______

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>>45505563
Build a house at a nice bay.

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>>45505399
You fool! Lilims "I can fix him!" mentality is far stronger than even h*man women! You'll only make her want to try even harder!

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>>45505525
Yeah but can angels and the chief god let me live out my greatest fantasy of being a eldritch horror that gets worship and sacrifices?

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>>45505525
>The Chief God and her Angels don't need to do this to make humans happy.
Yeah, cause they can't make humans happy.

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Please... I need medical advice... the doctor won't come to my house, she's too scared of what they carry...

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>>45505633
You won't do that with Mamono either pally, you can be eldritch as you want but in the end you'll always be some Monster's footstool. They let play pretend and nothing more.

>>45505639
>NOOOOOOOOOO THE CREATOR OF HUMANS CANT MAKE HUMANS HAPPY BILLIONS MUST BE RAPED TOTAL HUMAN RAPE NOW NOW NOOOOWWW!!!!!
Seething Limcel detected.
You will never be as beautiful as an Angel.

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The Order Internet Defense Force (OIDF) Valkyries are shitposting 4mon again...

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>>45505459
Fully agreed. This is why humans need angel protection 24/7 for 10.000 years

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>>45505052
I want to worship her tummy

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>>45505763
Shit we have been dicovered. Deploy a pair to rape this poster until 22023

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Just saw a monster crying and masturbating by herself after being REJECTED by a human man
It’s so FUCKING over

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I think you'll find Ms Lim that I will be the one fixing you

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Neither Angels nor Monster Girls can make me happy! Only I am responsible for my own happiness!

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>>45505052
I want to lick those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

post funny monster acronyms
COW (Critically Overburdened Woman)

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>>45505052

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>>45505052
>>45505142
>>45505436
I want to lick those abs.

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>>45505793
Nice monstergirl image retard

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>>45505797
Maniac
Of
No
Superb
Talent
Except
Rape

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The Chief God deserves to die. She needs to be killed, she's too dangerous to let live even if she loses.

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>>45505904
nah, she needs good dick

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>>45505904
I can fix her.

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>>45505904
I can fix her

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>>45505797
Hilariously
Archaic
Granny

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>>45505904
I can fix her

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>>45505904
I'm going to wife Druella and then together we're going to corrupt that stuck up Hag.

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>>45505797
Also
Known
As
No
Abiru
More
Excitement

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>>45505923
>>45505928
>>45505941
She can't be fixed so I will kill her and save everyone else the trouble.

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>>45506050
anything but the boss double team

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I am highly racist towards gremlins, or as I like to call them: grems.

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>>45505052

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>>45506078
Around elves, watch yourselves

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>>45505836
Are all anons ok with faceless monsters?
You get used to it eventually.

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>>45506098
>stealing monster's faces with magic masks
>swapping their faces around
>changing their minds and bodies

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>>45505974
I don't think even the Demon Lord wants her dead man

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Malef dragons could be here…

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>>45506148
No malefs here, but these threads sure are full of sluts for dragons
Some of you guys would cum the instant you see a winged girl breathe fire

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>>45506147
I don't care what she thinks, I'm going to kill the Chief God and nobody will stop me, not even the Demon Lord.

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I have become... comfortably dumb.

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>>45506094
Why can't elves act normally around human men? Any other time they so quiet and dignified.

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>>45506148
in your bed, hidden under your warm winter duvet...

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I am the physical embodiment of the abyss that is the great leviathan.

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>>45506175
>Talking to your neighbor
>He's worried about the king rising taxes, monsters infiltrating the kingdom and the depreciating value of crops
>You're just thinking about how soft succubreasts must be
It's good being dumb, sometimes.

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>>45506175
>HEY ANON
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>HI
>HELLO
>YOO HOO
>ANOOOOOOOON
>ANONYMOUS!
>...
>I think you're cool :D

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>>45505052
>>You slidey, slithery snake! Slide along past me!...You have lots of clowns to charm you; I'm glad I'm not walking with you! (moans loudly) You are too long! Too long—yes—for me!

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>>45506258
This is why wurms easily get husbands. They just say what's on their minds

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>>45505436
>It wasn't demon silver
>Since your brain is now splattered on several miles,nlich can't help you
Even post portal we are doomed to end up alone

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>>45505619
That's fine by me. If she can fix me, she can have me for all eternity. I wonder how comfy Lilim snuggles would be.

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>>45506283
Imagine enjoying an icecream when a wurm 50 feets away from you starts shouting way too loud about how the way you're licking that dessert makes her horny.

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>>45506122
Mino with Rata's face must be cute

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>>45506300
Bruh shut your stupid ass up we’ve been over this I hope your soul gets taken by a yandere wisp.

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If I see an Elf I run away.
If I hear an Elf I hide.
If an Elf knocks at my door I don't answer.
If an Elf speaks to me I go "yeah, mhm, mhm" and then disappear amongst the MGC public
If an Elf messages me on social media I block.
If an Elf walks towards me I signal a taxi and take it to the other side of town just to get away.
If an Elf wants to meet me I flee MGC to my summer home.
Don't interact with Elves, don't even LOOK at them or let them look at you.

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>>45506352
Zoom zoom frfr

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>>45505052
Currently in our world, the newest Twitch Meta for Twitch Thots is to rub their chests with oil, be topless, and focus the camera on their head and chest area. Barely keeping their nipples out of camera view. What "Twitch Meta" do Incubi E-Boys often do and practice on MGE world's Twitch?

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>>45506357
Come on, not all elves are bad.
What about the rare charcoal skinned ones?

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>>45505060
>>45505233
Short

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>>45506370
If I see a Dark Elf I flee the country.

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>>45506370
Shoot on sight

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>>45505239
>>45505376
Does Police State Monster Girl City really?

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>>45506367
>sleep streams with hyper sensitive mics that pick up every sound the guy makes while he sleeps in shorts and an old t-shirt
Some guys go to bed poor and wake up millionaires because their shirt bunched up and exposed their stomach for five hours during the night. Of course they also get snatched by some desperate monster girl who breaks in at some point during the stream and claims him so the career is short lived.

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>>45506367
I don't know or care, but you sound like a massive faggot trying to talk about shit like that

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>>45506398
This

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Yoo dude want to explore the abyss at 3:00 AM it’ll be fun and scary.

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>>45505797
Beautifully
Rowdy
Adult
Tempter

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>>45506416
I dunno Anon, you might accidentaly wake up Chtulhu-chan.

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Is a car a good way to avoid getting snatched up by Harpies?

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>>45506534
Have you tried, maybe, just simply talking to them?

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>>45506534
The average harpies, sure. Just hope there are no Rocs in the area because they can lift a car like it's nothing

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>>45506534
Buckshot

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>>45506534
Owl Mages can cast a spell that unlocks your car doors.

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>Go to monster girl dog pound
>Ask lady which girl has been here the longest
>Takes me to old haghound
>Greying hair, muscles no longer quite as defined, tits and ass easily dwarf any other hellhound here
>Insists the grey in her hair is ash
>And that she’s bulking up so thats why I can’t see her abs
>Instantly adopt her
>Breaks my bed the first night from how pent up she was

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>>45506602
>go to dog pound
>get pounded by a dog
working as intended

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>>45506050
Pharaoh and Wight wives would be a top tier combo

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This is a bossfight right?

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>/mgt/
>Monsterhag grooming thread

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>>45506602
>>45506658
Adopting clingy dog girls

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>>45506721
It's important for them to clean up and get pretty for the young men.

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>>45506735
Imagine going into a stinky NEET dragon's lair and just blasting her with a pressure washer.

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>>45506733
>>45506658
>>45506602
Sunday I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on, and then later I'm going to find some new super friends

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>"Package for Mr. Anon"

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I don't understand this threads obsession with hags. There is nothing good about a possibly hundreds of years old mamono with no self confidence who has been diconected from the world for most part of her life and who has both never experienced true love and fears interaction, but desperately seeks for companionship to fill the void in her dead heart, hoping it will revive it, and so can't avoid being overbearing or acting desperate even if she tries holding back.

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>>45506733
Clingy dog girls sweaternapping you to leave her scent on you more effectively

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>>45506842
>hags
mommies.

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>>45506709
There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons.
Come to me, through fire and war. I welcome you.

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>>45506847
She look like she about to take a shit

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>>45506855
Things made out of plastic cannot shit.

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>>45506827
Girtablilus? They fly now?

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>humans are borderline naked all the time except for the clothes covering their lewd bodies
>>>this isn’t “begging” for it

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>>45506842
Half of the fags in this thread have mommy issues

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I am a giant spider
You can ask me anything

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>Yes, I do walk up to my demon wife and go "goo goo ga ga anon want milky" and she does breastfeed me in public

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>>45506914
Which kind, is it the eldritch spider kind or the monster girl kind?

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>>45506915
>the safety and security of a contract to be your mommy forever
I can see it.

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>>45506923
Eldritch kind. Sorry for not clarifying.

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I am a giant glass and bit of paper.
Has anyone seen a spider around here - the eldritch kind?

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>>45506827
Well at least it's not a box of rape like last time.

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Tfw no ancient evil monster gf that’s so powerful and awe inspiring that an entire cult has formed around them
https://youtu.be/hDTRSsZFNG4

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>>45506996
>Cult it just a bunch of young evils who want to learn from a master

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fairies seem the most ordinary monster girl.
succs, holsts and elves may be your first pick, but they are dorks, psychos and hags respectively.
go for a fairy.

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>Meet jabberwock
>Hang out with jabberwock at her place
>Have a good time
>Stay the night (no lewd)
>Sleep in the same bed together (still no lewd)
>Have weird dream and wake up in the middle of the night a cold sweat
>Slowly come to
>Feel something wet and fleshy gliding up and down my arm, legs, and back
>Realize it's not sweat that's covering me
>She's licking me all over
>Ask her what the fuck she's doing
>Dead silence but licking stops
>Fall back asleep
>Wake up in the morning
>We both act like it never happened.

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>>45506914
>>45506926
Do you ever regret marrying an atlas nacho?

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What weighs more - a ton of jabberwocks or a ton of burgers?
The ton of jabberwocks, as they ate the ton of burgers while you were reading this to become two tons of jabberwock

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>>45506915
>Taking a walk in the local park
>See some guy getting breastfed
>Another riding on his wife's shoulders
>There is even one being princess carried
Men have no shame when it comes to being lovey dovey with their mamono wife.

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>>45507042
Nothing escapes a jabberwock's voracious appetite, not even you.

Recommendation: wear spikey clothes to deter becoming her dinner and spending the evening in her stomach.

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>>45507042
heh

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>>45507054
Cool it with the Deviantart talk.

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>
You've been trying to force your shitty meme for what must be over a year now, is it sunk cost fallacy or just pure autism?

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>>45505376
! !

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>>45507042
>a ton of jabberwocks
Wouldn’t one jabberwock weigh enough?

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>>45507070
you really think you'll only attract ONE jabberwock if you've got a ton of burgers just sitting there?

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>>45507067
Nta but it’s already became a reality that there’s art of her doing exactly what that anon is saying. I am cursed with knowledge.

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>>45507067
wock as a vore girl has been a thing for at least 5 years now. we're beyond meme territory. it's established fact now. kinda like how cheshires are memelords and lilims being dorks.

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ms lesser vampire

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what sort of impact do mgs have on military readiness and capability?

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>>45507091
If this becomes another military spreg bullshit like many threads back I am hoping death comes upon you Anon and you get sexually punished by high ranking angels.

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>>45507086
Wrong.

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>>45507086
Actual mental illness

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>>45507102
>>45507104
>come to this thread
>commonly see wock vore memes
>insist anons are wrong and those memes don't exist.

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>>45507111
It's literally just you you fucking retard, kill yourself.

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>Vore
>Futa
>NTR/cuckshit
>Yuri
>Furshit

These are not welcome in the thread and they have never been welcome in the thread. Stop talking out of your own ass. Go to /d/ or /trash/ if you want that.

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Imagine a cruise ship filled with fairies and in reality it's just a sort of small boat on a pond in the park

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You know… Nevermind I won’t go into the pipeline connections with certain fetishes.

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>>45507128
pipeline?

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>>45507102
I'm fairly certain I've seen it for a few years. Even it was originally forced. All I can think when I see a fat wock being posted is the spam post calling her a vore monster. It's ingrained in my brain now. I'm sure the same is true for a good amount of folks here too. So like I said, we're beyond meme territory at this point.

Now, I'd prefer she didn't have such a negative thing associated with her, but so it goes with some girls. Like with black harpies and their negative thread caon. Some have fun thread canons, others don't. It is what it is. Fat vore wock is solidified in the anals of monster girl thread history and lore.

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>>45507144
Maybe pipeline isn’t the right word but essentially what I’m trying say is there can be things that just mix together all of a sudden and boom you fall down that rabbit hole of strangeness.

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>>45507161
>hag
>mommy
>rattle
>Baby talk
>back to womb
The slippery slope is real

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>>45507161
>>45507161
>rabbit hole

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>Vanilla Dragons are among the most popular
>Wurms are a thread favorite
>Ryus are sometimes brought up
>Jabberwock and Dragon Zombie have dedicated appreciators
>Malefs are the most enoyed new profile in years
Why is it only Otohime and Wyvern who don't get any love? All dragons deserve to be happy.

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>>45507177
otohimes gimmick is not great and her tail doesn't look pleasant to touch/be touched by

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>>45507176
i remember that meme

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>>45507177
All dragons deserve to be bullied

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>>45507160
It's a single unbelievably autistic retard trying to force a meme for years. Everyone with more than just a few brain cells knows that and ignores it.

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>>45507160
Go fuck yourself spammer, just because you retardely post your bullshit constantly doesn't mean it's at all true.

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I'm going to adopt an orphaned Monster and raise her like she was my own as a single father and then leave everything I have in my will to her when I die.

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I feel like wyverns don’t really stand out enough to really feel appealing over dragons except to contrarians that want a dragon wife but not a “dragon” wife. If you’re interested in a flying scaly wife most people are just gonna go with the basic dragon

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>>45507185
All memes were forced at some point. Black harpy whore was forced. Cheshire meme lord. Autistic anubis. Dork lilim. Danuki acting jewish. Jubjub being coomerbrained. Yeti being a goody-two-shoes. And the list goes on. All forced at one point. And all met with varying levels of disapproval.

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>>45507177
Wyverns have always been the more subdued interest, I feel. Whenever she's posted, Anons usually react positively before quietly moving on without any fanfare.
I'm sure the Wyvernfags are just more lowkey then their ostentatious cousins.
Otohime definitely needs more love. I reread her profile recently and realize I like her more than I remembered. She would probably be a great person to hang out with.
At least, I can kind of picture her being the cute-gyaru-you-meet-at-the-arcade type.

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>>45507177
Wing hugs!

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>>45507206
What will be the new forced meme I wonder?

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>moves goalposts from "it's common knowledge" to "all memes are forced, accept my subhuman retardition"
You've been autistically spamming it for years and nobody other than you thinks of it as anything but an autistic retard spamming. Shut up and fuck off, retard.

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>>45507177
I love all dragons, Wyverns are great but to most people they're regular dragons but slightly worse. I still love the sea princesses but despite being great girls their tales look very stiff and uncomfortable.

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>Succubus SEXSTIFIES you

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>>45507182
>otohimes gimmick is not great
The underwater fun palace is one thing, but a monster who wants to get strong reactions out of you sounds great.

>>45507219
>At least, I can kind of picture her being the cute-gyaru-you-meet-at-the-arcade type.
Exactly, the kind who's always playfully teasing you and inviting you to go out.

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>>45507237
what does that entail?

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>>45507160
Its not associated with her, its one guy screaming about it for years at this point.
Wock is more known for being on the thicker end then she is for vore.

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>>45507240
the stuff i remembered was the dancing, the palace and mystery box

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>>45507241
You instantly become a incubus, idk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507242
Fat wock was forced by a single waifufag, talking about it and commissioning art of his waifu as a fatass. Forced just like the vore one. But to my point, both are thread canon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507250
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507250
Go fuck yourself subhuman, you'll never be accepted here like the mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507259
Yah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507250
Nah, Fat wock has been made fun of for years.
And even then its less thread canon and probably closer to a running joke.
It's had a more natural flow than the same guy screaming big fat vore monster for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507250
Man.
You're really fucking desperate to force a round kink into a square thread, huh?
Genuinely, unironically kill yourself, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ocelomehs are inspired by jaguars
>Jaguars are known skilled swimmers
>You're an Order levy on a scouting mission near a jungle territory
>Freaking tired like hell
>Suddenly find a natural spring
>About time, some comfort
>Get in and start to relax, seemingly melting into the water
>As you start to day dream, hear a disturbance in the water
>Open your eyes to see water moving on the other side but no sign of who or what caused it
>Suddenly feel very uncomfortable in the water
>See a shadow moving underwater towards you
>Before you can get out, the predator jumps
>Last thing you see before becoming a new follower of the moon god

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506847
This boss fight couldn’t disappoint me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507091
>"every boot jarhead marries a stripper" meme changes to *Succubus
>half the navy and chairforce are now Alps
>Hebis book holiday trips to Pinelandia to meet wannabe 'snek-eaters'
>Brit "Household Cavalry" is now a TA unit of Centaur momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>No kiki to shit my chest every night
It hurts inside, bros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507176
Does somebody have the source of these? Iqdb gives me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507313
Kiki Spetznaz demonstrate their famous flying somersault frypan-throwing strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507308
cute, although she has to balance that with kots hating water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507312
Damage Immune Boss At the bottom of a Volcano. Can get 1 of three endings. Victory but you sacrafice yourself, 2 you marry her and avoid the fight. 3 You submit entirely and your offspring over run the lands.

[Anonymous No.]

Someday I will do her justice.
Probably not in time to give her a santa hat.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine living in Florida and you see this big gator girl with a cajun accent in your pool one day. How do you deal with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507203
I thought Wyvern's main appeal was being able to ride one, with the whole growing up and training together that entails.
That's quite distinctive but I guess it's not that appealing.

>>45507247
Anons simply don't care about dancing, regardless of the species
I'd bet we got more discussions about dragon zombie wighting than all the dancing mentionned in all profiles put together
The palace and mystery box are nice worldbuilding, but don't help make Otohimes more attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507267
>Never accepted here like the mick
Nigga the butthurt leprechaun isn't accepted here either because he's such a shit waifufag that people proactively actually hate Cait Sith over just ignoring her because of his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507339
Jabberwock will take care of her. Good source of protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507320
We're all gonna make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507351
That's literally what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507330
https://twitter.com/AZflutter
a little unhinged but in a charming way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507351
Slight correction: The furshit has been hated since minute 0 after release, because it's a disgusting abomination. One more way schizo mick is completely inconsequential in, his mental derangement isn't capable of even making people hate that shitty rat more than they already did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507365
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507339
That's a snake, not a gator.
Gators are easy to handle, just hold their jaw shut and you're safe. Those dumb reptiles rely fully on their bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507389
I fixed her up for you.
Downsides of always posting my practice as soon as I am done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507332
I would bet most Ocelomehs love nothing more than relaxing in a pool during a summer afternoon, drinking a passion fruit cocktail and day dreaming on how she's going to ride her husband into the mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507308
>getting in the water in the jungle
He was was asking for it, just not in the mg sense

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that elves look better when pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506148
>I've never been to this mountain range before.
>there could be MALEFS here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507419
loli piranhas, muscled otters, thick anacondas and of course the dread pink river dolphin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507177
>Malefs are the most enoyed new profile in years
Most of kcs new stuff is uninspired. Even malef suffers from baring a great resemblance to other girls.
The game is dead in the water and I assume the inner circle he's created for himself are encouraging that for some unscryable reason.
It's a real shame he chose the bunker over the place that could tell him what he's doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507339
>hfw Floridaman just unbuckles his jeans and dives in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507446
unhinged as always

[Anonymous No.]

I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by monster girls…


SPACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507466
Better watch out for the gray profile in 2026-2027(2029 public release)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507435
All monster girls look better when pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507466
Watch out for the moon rabbits and spacewurms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507466
>Anon is determined to flee to a place without monster girls
>Anon escapes orbit and drifts off into space in his personal shapeship
>A couple months into the journey, passing star after star and planet after planet, some strange ship starts to follow him
>The ship is barely detectable and can't be seen with human eyes
>One day a stalking ship jumps forward and swallows anon's ship, destroying it in the process
>Anon loses consciousness in the process
>A few days later, anon wakes up in the mouth of a spaceworm
>"This is the one thing I didn't want to have happen," anon said later in an interview

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505052
A modern day Automaton mother (Bio-Mechanical Gynoid model) and her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507515
>Dead or alive, you're coming with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507446
>RPG is dead in the water
>It's a shame he chose the bunker
Proof or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507514

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507547
I have proof but that proof is also just the chink saying it on the bunker.
>RPG is dead in the water
This is more a guess based on three years of total silence apart from the very start when he shared art and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507504
Do you have any peer reviewed literature to back up that claim?

[Anonymous No.]

Detective Rata was sniffing around with her big nose in my business too much so I had her tied up to a chair in a warehouse by some hired muscle at the docks and then I had my thugs set it on fire with her inside! That'll be a lesson to any lousy MGC Policewomen tryna rat out my Single Male Mafia! Or else my name ain't Don Virginiano!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507566
>The chink saying it on the bunker
>Three years of silence despite KC making a statement about his work process these days
So your proof is you have none.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Thread, what's your general opinion on this beautiful apex predator, that definitely won't hunt you down and carry you back to her place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507579
>work process
This line only works on the retarded.
>"Teehee, I have lots done but I can't show it because it would ruin the surprise guys!" Pay no mind to how I released a demo and did release what I was actually doing at one point."
Also that thing was getting stonewalled by rpgmaker having a shitty way to input text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507570

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507598
So again, you're just so assblasted that this is still going on for nearly a year now. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507585
I'm gonna pull her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506768
he is called morgan, and he gives me kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>Jabberwocks are vore monsters.
>Cait sith is best girl.
>The Mick is a Breathfag wannabe
>KC's game is dead in the water.
>Anonymous is a faggot retard with a scat fetish.
Everyone agree? Yeah? Cool? It's all settled then?

Okay, let's move on.

Let's discuss how bogies are super fun and loveable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507615
NO ANON SHE'S BAITING YOU THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT SHE WANTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507585
cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507621
And I was just gonna post some of my really old art too.
I sucked a lot harder back when I started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507627
We'll see how she likes it when I tie it around a tree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507627
Then why does she moan in pain whenever I do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507570
ms lich has the highest standards for academia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507580
What rehab do Drukhari/Dark Eldar get when 40K gets taken over by MGE Spacefaring Civilization and the Mamono Mana kicks in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507653
They’re taken in by mge dark elves as kindred spirits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507621
>Cait Sith is best girl
Way to out yourself retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507644
>Anon, we need at least six replications to be published in the journal I like
>get humping while I start making the graphics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507627
>taco cat hides in a bush and wiggles her tail outside like she's fishing
>anon walks by and notices
>goes and pulls it
>quickly gets pulled into the bush and raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507653
>40K gets taken over by MG
Yeah right lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507665
>if you don't want to get raped just move
>druella, speaking to the emperor before he got raped

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507676
i've never seen a draph with such a small chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507674
Slaanesh eats the shitty pornverse for breakfast in 0.4 seconds.
Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507653
In the far future of the 41st millennium, there is only rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507664
Ah yes, the classic danger noodle lure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507692
Why are you even here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507716
I just want to remind you that you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507716
their thread imploded an age ago, crushed under the weight of their own autism. pieces still scatter about to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507627
>get ensnared in the jungle by a trap
>a group of ocelomeh start gathering around you
>their giggling and obviously horny body language indicates what's going to happen already
>you're literally fucked
>the thickest, strongest looking one comes up to you
>you can practically see steam emerge from her mouth as she licks her lips and brings them right to your ears
>gives your earlobe a playful nibble while she's already groping and molesting you and then finally opens her mouth to speak
>suddenly remember tigers are native to India
>"Good morning sir."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505665
>you'll always be some Monster's footstool
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507778
ms apophis can tread on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507789
With what foot???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507792
All of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507803
Laying on top of Apophis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507818
she'll only let you do that if you help her sneak into the pharaoh's palace

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507830
she got stuck in the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507830
What will she do if I do it anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507766
Either this is some 3D chess shitpost I don't understand or you completely forgot/didn't know that Ocelomehs are meant to be jaguars.
Jinkos are tigers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507853
rape for a week
or alternatively, no rape for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507861
Oh then I'm just retarded lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507853
flip over so now she's laying on top of you
and she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507653
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507861
still throws me off with ocelot being a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507849
>go to the palace kitchens to get butter to help her slip out
>come back and apophis is being poked with a stick by a loli anubis who has never seen a snake before
>apophis is in tears and crying "Please stop bullying me..."
ruler of the sands indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507873
This is still a win for me either way though????

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Menacing Japanese guitar-thing instruments starts twanging and playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507889
Yeah, common mistake. Ocelomeh literally translates to "jaguar warrior". That's some Tolkien naming stuff level of originality from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507918
It's literally their name in Nahuatl. Ocelotl in their language was for Jaguars, while Ocelot ( the cat ) was something else. For once, this isn't on KC but the Aztecs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507944
>tfw you can trigger an apex predator by calling her by the wrong native name

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507963
seems fair if she's going to call you tom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507980
suitably sized draph saggers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Its always fun and games until the monster girl or an Order Woman (Paladin or Inquisitor) start seducing and woo'ing a young lad with an Nvidia RTX Graphics Card and an AMD Processor Chip... Or an Alienware gaming laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507986
what do if snake is threat posturing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Birb

[Anonymous No.]

mating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508018
take out your little snake

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to pray to Eros just to tell her that love is chemicals in the brain and that it's fake.

[Anonymous No.]

I like girls with big feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506924
Abandonment issues lose to demons

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114200907
it's tough being an isekai ojii-san in a world with msgk slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508155
The Cupids will be kicking your door down soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508184
I will irritate the Cupids by explaining that the fact they have to use arrows specifically designed to induce love proves that love is a social construct and isn't truly real and that if they shoot me with them the love will still be fake and they're only lying to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508155
>Gentle, godly sigh of disappointment reverberates through your mind
>Feel a cripplingly strong wave of loneliness and want for affection ripple through your mind
>Houri suddenly hugs you from behind, giggles, and gently squeezes you around the waist
>"Gotcha! The miss sent me to fix you, sweetheart. Hold still..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507033
No
She is very cute and I love her, and it's pretty cool being a giant spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508213
do you get to hiss and shot web attack and drop antidote and 10 xp when you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508210
Can she send a ogre after me instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508221
I do get to hiss and shoot webs, though I don't know what I'd drop when defeated. I'm not a regular giant spider after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508234
No. You will be pampered by the 5'4" pink angel and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508210
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"Eros I want a Kobold"
>"NO YOU VILL GET AN HUMPTY EGG INSTEAD AND YOU VILL LIKE IT"
Fuck this stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508316
I don't think Eros has a weird german accent. Who were you talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its always good to have a wife that specializes in healing magic.
Because strep throat is the bitch that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506367
you posted this last thread and nobody cared
nobody cares now too
now stop posting this crap
this is monster girl thread not a thread for whatever you're posting

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like I've got some sewing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508518
who needs clothes anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

half dragon and ex assassin
https://nhentai.net/g/485733/1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508323
klaudia schwab
eros church finances division
some sacrifices must be made for the greater good of monsterkind's coffers
fuck the egg anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508554
a bit formulaic but quite good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508489
Hope you feel better soon, DBDTT-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to make Monsters feel bad is not to try abusing the Monsters themselves but to viciously harm and attack and maim your fellow humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508621
nobody likes a team-killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508583
>klaudia schwab
But that is a Danuki! Alongside Laura Fink, Bella Gates, Rockefeller-chan, Jenny Morgan and Rachel Murdoc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508639
>inexplicably also jeff bezos with a fake tail and ears, and a prominent, shiny bald head
>the others appear to buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508661
>No Japanese Leaf on top of that Chrome Dome of his
No wonder why his disguise failed...

[Anonymous No.]

>buff manly guy with pronounced jawline dressed up as an alp to avoid getting snatched in MGC
>bunch of other succubi all looking at him funny
>he says in a gravelly voice
>"I uh... I love human men... uwu."
>hfw some other guy whistles his way with both fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507621
i dont agree
monster girls are for love, not poop. both are 4 letter words but one is good the other is fecal matter (like you are) so stop posting and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508708
>Monster that's into crossdressing men snatches him up
Good job

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals opened do you guys think this thread would get a hell of a lot worse or a hell of a lot better or just die? I feel like it would get way worse just because of Cheshires...the Cheshires haunt me

Speaking of Cheshire imagine having these three gals after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
ms manticore is more than enough lady for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
Cheshire shitposting would start only after a while. They wouldn't ruin the chance of other monsters to meet their Anons through this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
Monster girls would completely hijack these threads and post images of themselves constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508489
Hope you feel better, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
These three exactly are the ones that mindbroke me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
It would get real busy real quick until /jp/ itself was overtaken forcing the powers that be to finally create /mon/ to condense all the chaos into a well organized containment board.

>looking for... threads
>multiple generals for different species
>SabbathPosting
>CheshPosting
>HagPosting
>ErosPosting
>SnekPosting
>HaremPosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
>Ocelomeh conquistador shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508832
>SabbathPosting
Man, I imagine they'd probably start a war against anti-lolicon people
Also imagine the seething of human women (and trannies)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508857
>trannies

Anon, they'd all be Alps within the first 72 hours. Human women would be shitting themselves though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508883
>Trannies alping
Funnily enough not all of them. There are a lot of trannies that are more interested in the whole "being a tranny" thing. Kinda fucked up, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508901
The FTM trannies will end up getting monsterized into happily female monster girls and the MTF trannies will Alp into happily female monster girls. There's zero chance the Mamono Lord will allow anyone to choose a spot somewhere in between man and woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508910
This is true
What is your favorite monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507177
ive been thinking about a vampire wyvern for my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508924
Depends from time to time. Bicorn, Lim, Ryu, Werewolf, Hellhound, Kobold, Anubis and Inari have all been my favorites at some point. Currently, Lim. Might be a permanent favorite. Dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508832
>Be anon who has only one kind of monster girl they like
>One particular member of that species calls out to him in a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508962
>Shirohebis posting the names of random Anons and calling them out
>"ANSWER THE DOOR I KNOW YOU'RE LURKING IN HERE ANON"
>"I JUST WANT TO TALK"
>followed by shaky pictures of a terrified Anon trying to hide out of sight from the window

[Anonymous No.]

I regret to inform you all. But it seems the Demon Realm Arms Industry is currently mass producing far more "Negev" model Automatons because of another recent Big Super Fight in the desert regions involving fanatical Order Fighters.

[Anonymous No.]

Real perplexing. I'd like to instantly give up to a waifu hellhound but half of the fun of it is the chase and capture

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507585
Cool design, I like Kot's BUT femdom, me don't like it. Sadge, one more forbidden race

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509050
I feel like most monster girls would be just as conflicted. I feel like if you wanted to make your future wife incredibly happy, it's best to make her work for it. Even if YOU know you're going to give in and let her claim you, she'll be very excited to have a chance to work for it. I know I'm going to make my Lim work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509050
>"I'll never surrender", you spit, fire in your eyes. "Do your worst."
>Her grip around your wrists tightens a little as she leans in. You feel her breath on your ear, making you twitch and shiver a little.
>"I hope you don't. The struggling is half the fun."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508769
I have no guns but I would post about me trying to make something to defend myself and losing a hand in the process. Why? Don't know but it's the first thing that came up after reading your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509062
They're not necessarily full femdom, their profile has a disclaimer; they act differently when in private compared to out in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509063
That's why wrestling and BJJ would be quite popular in post-DoTR, especially among Lizarmen, Hinezumis, Ocelomehs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are cool, I'll let you in on a secret:
If a monster girl has both short hair and large breasts, chances are she's has less INT than average but has extra STR to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509126
I know but I have a simple mind
If($mamono -like femdom)
{
Love = $null
}

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509211
Now I'm actually curious of what you interpret as femdom, or what you believe mamono femdom implies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509233
Me losing or feeling that I'm losing to a women also anything where I don't or can't dominate/be on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509205
Tomboy Hellhound Barbarian Thief
>STR 10
>END 8
>INT 1
>CHA 10
>AGL 3
Sure you might say a thief needs INT and AGL to perform thief actions, but a locked anything doesn't stand a chance against STR 10.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night. Remember that Lims are all good girls who deserve to be thoroughly snuggled every single night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508994
Semi-ott:
Can you produce SixGorillion Negevs for my Gew98k?
For delivery by train.
[insert that yery long .gif gere]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509211
If($anon -brat)
{
rapecorrect()
}

[Anonymous No.]

Cows could be here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509396
No, don't be ridiculous. Only horses here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509396
>>45509404
Both will become nourishment for Miss Jabberwock. Probably within the same setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509451
Hot but only of i can rub her belly after

[Anonymous No.]

Super -Paladin steve is on a misson to defeat the gremlin Dr.stack and prevent her corruption-day weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509462
Make sure she's actually full first before doing that. Or at least, make sure she sees you as a mate rather than a walking, talking hamburger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509451
jesus christ, do you not get the hint after being told to fuck off? nobody wants your shit here, get ye gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509644
Find me a jabberwock. Send her to my place. I'll become her food. And we'll all be happy. Deal?

[Anonymous No.]

Milhouse of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509664
Greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509664
That's pretty much yetis in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

A typical monstergirl operator fights off against deranged and depraved lolicons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509142
>Ocelomehs discover BJJ
>turn it into B-BJs
>many single Anons completely destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I see a pic of Bapho-chan, immediately Koume and Kotake's theme from LoZ:OoT starts playing in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509693
>YWN be a tacticool operative suppressing your enemy while sergent chesh lead the assault

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509826
>sarge not that sort of assault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509872
Fight first, sexo after

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509872
the perp never stood a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna watch Wonderland cringe compilations in public with my speaker at max volume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509826
>Sgt Chesh:"Operator Anon, I'll stay here, you go round the back and smash in the back door."
>[instructions unclear]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your succ/demon with or without magical runes (tattoos)?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, I got my A03 set up and posted up a few old greentexts to test.
Now I just need to edit and spellcheque my submission.
>is 12k words too short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510061
Can’t go wrong with a womb tat and/or something on their thighs, but anywhere else and it looks meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510081
A glowing womb tattoo is a must for sex fiends.
>but anywhere else and it looks meh
Face and shoulders motifs seem popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510069
No, far from it

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm-chan's year in review
>5000+ miles of underground tunels dug
>200 pounds of precious gems found
>17 failed attempts at catching a man
>Over 1 million gold coins in property damage
>0 sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510196
>0 sex
It’s over. Billions must be radicalized

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry but Lamias are better I don't need no stinky w*rm

[Anonymous No.]

Salamander-san will be confused when she tries to fight me and instead of fight back I start kneeling to her in submission. It's the last thing she'd expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510069
>spellcheque
It's "spell-check"
A cheque is what french restaurants print your bill for the food you ate there.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry but Lamia form sandworms are better I need sticky w*rm.

[Anonymous No.]

sandwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510231
Anon is your reading comprehension okay? He clearly said he wanted to spellcheque his submission. Sure it may appear to be a non sequitur, but perhaps Dark Mage is his muse, thus demonstrating his submission to her by handing her a cheque for one free spell to be case upon him would be entirely in line with the context of writefagging. It's just instead of a writefairy, it's a writemage.

In fact, I think we should normalise spellcheques as a valid tender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510270
I cast Blanque Checque

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510230
>yfw she stomps you and yells that you should never lower your guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510295
My spine would be instantly shattered from that stomp so Miss Salamander basically just killed me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too far gone to be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510295
>hfw when you tell her to stomp on you harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510069
>>45510231
>Ms.Haku pulls out her red pen
>Chesh: "Geez, it's just some word-play. I thought you liked cunning linguistics."
>Ms.Haku gets distracted by thoughts of 'cunny-linguist' Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your adventuring partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510732
robot looks to be the only one taking this remotely seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510245
>Anon reaches the deepest part of the cursed inverted pyramid
>An Apophis is slithering on top of a massive treasure pile
>She promises him a life filled with the greatest pleasures as a reward for making it this far
>Anon just came here to invite her to his marriage with the local sandwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510342
>>45510732
There is a thing such as too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510837
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510732
>Try to play it
>2nd level unbearable fucking lag
Thank god they let you skip to the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

What does a town girl sandworm wear to stay moist anyway? A rain coat?

[Anonymous No.]

Demons really do be sucking my cock and riding me and pleasuring me in any way shape or form and then have some smug talk about how she "owns" me

[Anonymous No.]

it really do be bix nood frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507206
>Yeti being a goody-two-shoes
Don’t believe these lies, fluffy white paws typed them! Yetis are vicious apes who will trap you in their hug cabin and never let you out!

[Anonymous No.]

>Call the ocelomeh sitting next to you in Miss Haku's class "O-KUHL-OMAH"

[Anonymous No.]

I think the Sabbath are out to kidnap me... who do I go to for help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510732
wha...why is there no elf there?
humans and elf companion is as old as time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511312
Run for the holst farm. It's your only hope. The sheer amount of oppai will deter any and all loli cultists from even coming within a hundred miles of the place.

Down side is that now you're pretty much limited to holst for a wife. Maybe a centaur or mino if you're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511317
The elf is a noblewoman not an adventurer. You have to convince her to accompany you if you want her as your companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510732
Cow and horse, but only if they take breast-shrinking potions. They don't have to go flat but c'mon, ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511474
Why convince her to go adventuring when you can convince her to adopt you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna stride into an Amazonian village wearing a Propeller Hat and One of those 'don't yell at me i will cry' shirts, and I'm gonna start touching everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the REAL Fallen God's milk! All the Fallen God's milk I can find is just from dark priests or worse it is just normal milk that has been "blessed". No, I don't care if it is "certified" by dark priests to be real. I don't believe any of this "transubstantiation" stuff. You can claim the milk was transformed into Fallen God's milk all you want but unless I've seen it squeezed from FG teats directly then I will not trust it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511608
I think this one has to take the crown for the most retardedly infantile post i have seen. Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511608
>anon craves the dommy mommy milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511514
Anon you're on the verge of alping

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to not do anything wacky and just stay home playing video games all day and then order some fast food delivery from the harpy dine and dash service. Monsters won't care about me.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your snek wife wear a tail sock?
Should sneks were tail socks to cover their pooper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511665
Bro I just wanna be a shithead thats keeps annoying the Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511712
This is Vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511712
No, bunyip are living plaid. Mixing kot and snok was really based and keep me comfy and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511734
Say sike right now. It's too wholesome to be degenerate.

>>45511751
Bunyips are overpowered though, so can we really put them in the same category as sneks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511718
Not sure if awakening their maternal instincts on overdrive counts as annoying them, but good luck anon, you will need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511778
No sorry to tell you but that lamia ate someone, which isn’t surprising behavior from lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511778
do you not see the thrashing, bumps, noises and exhalation burp? it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511691
Nurihayon gamer wife that instead of pulling the night of 1000 yokai, summons a Lan party of chubby monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about how nice it would be to be sweaternapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511827
Could make a joke of what you said at the end there of your post but I won’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511691
>Monsters won't care about me.
You say that but your Harpy dasher will start thinking you seem a little lonely and then next thing you know she's made a nest on your roof with the excuse that it's just to deliver faster since you're her number one customer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511841
>sweater vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511712
Anon please actually look at the pictures you post so we don't end up with vore.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamias are the true vore monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511827
>>45511823
Fuck, I just saw the cute dress, short hair, and blue eyes and immediately saved. Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511844
Never order online, go at the shop at night but never at the same shop. Buy enough for several months. Don't stay for long in the upper levels of your house. Sleep in the cellar, put carpet everywhere to muffle sounds. Always have a 'nads ready on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511863

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511874
>Doesn’t have a legacy of eating people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511872
>go at the shop at night
>imagine risking going out at night and getting raped by a nocturnal mamono
>going into a store and risking the clerks inviting you to their millionth customer "special service"

[Anonymous No.]

>Sandworm enters the chat
>"Did someone say VORE?!" She says with an enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.]

I like paws.
Do you like paws, thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511907
dinner plate size and up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511895
Wear a mask and a cap, take a huge backpack don't forget your 'nad, go in your car, drive at the shop, rush in and take everything you need, don't talk, pay in cash, get out, rush in the car, drive home.
Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511907
Yes, one of the softest part of a cat, ears are even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511930
That solver none of those problems. Congrats on your Owl Mage wife anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511895
ms werebat gets kind of weird at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511938
They see the 'nade and don't want to see you hurting yourself with it. Everything else is about showing that you would use it and avoid anyone talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511907
I like the crinkling and crackling of paw beans against my ears.
I like my face being turned into the filling of a paw sandwich.
I like paw jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis strike me as hidden yanderes.

As in, they don't give off yandere vibes. They don't even have the thoughts of worrying that her man will leave or cheat on her. But when she does finally get a man and they move out to her remote cabin, well then, something in her flips and she goes full psycho. You're not allowed to leave her cabin. If you attempt to do anything that could be construed as betrayal or attempting to leave, you get dragged back, excessively hugged with her saying "no hubby, you will never leave. Hubby never leave. Hubby stay here forever." Sounding more and more caveman like, and then when she looks at you, she gives you the creepy smile with dead eyes that makes you think she's got a knife her paw ready to stab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511990
well yeah, it's always the nice ones. see also; ms unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511995
I don't see it in unicorns. They're just asking to get reverse NTRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511969
There are a miriad ways how an Owl Mage could easily take care of that. Teleporting it away, holding the ppin or the handle with magic hand, corroding the outer shell, putting you t sleep and disarming you, etc.
And also, now you have given them an excuse to use force against you, acting like a terrorist and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511990
Beware of the black yeti they’re the most dangerous of all yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512014
Enlighten me on the black yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512011
But the voice in her head will always say "what if I fail", "what if he has something else"and she will never take that risk. It's flawless

[Anonymous No.]

Ever notice the lamia tongue flicker?
Not just when they're hissing either, because sometimes they'll just randomly flick their tongue out for a second or two. Some say it's them sensing things, but I think they just like looking silly and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512055
it helps them detect man smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512055
Actually snakes lick the ground to taste the scent of whotever they are stalking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512049
Analyze is a spell anon. Give up.
Worst case you are wisp bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512096
Or even better let me go at the shop without the need to use a 'nade as protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511822
I'll start yelling in Spanish if they get to close

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512111
gremlins anywhere in the proximity make it a dud. you need a better plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512055
That's how snakes smell things. They flick their tongue out, and it helps them smell what's in front of them to see if it's food or not. It's common among some lizards too.

So when your lamia or lizard waif is flicking her tongue at you. She's subconsciously determining if you're food or not. And the answer is always, yes, you are food. But you're also her mate, so she won't eat you. But she does like your smell like how you like the smell of a pizza or whatever your favorite food is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512121
Damn it. Plan B : I need a sub kiki to shop for me

[Anonymous No.]

>get off my gaming chair to grab some snacks
>come back
>Lamia is licking sweat off my chair
Uhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512134
>>45512070
So why do they have noses?!
Dumb snek having unecessary biomass that could be on her boobs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512144
Yep, that will totally not backfire and result in the Kiki wearing out your willpower until you have no other choice than correcting her,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512159
>Anon wants his sneks to look like voldemort

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512159
Mamono mana makes them look more human and attractive. A girl with no nose is not attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512159
>my snek has no nose!
>How does she smell?
>Awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512165
I know but I don't see how to escape love in MGE. Truly a based setting

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>end up with a jubjub wife
>convince her to stay off my dick for just long enough so she can meet my parents
>it seems to be going well until I notice her shaking
>my parents ask her a question
>thirty seconds of silence
>she suddenly screams "FUCK MY PUSSY!" at the top of her lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512185
In MGE nobody can cuck you out of love and happiness, not even your own autism or other mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512159
Redundancy is good, or the nose and tongue serve to detect different chemicals. Also, the nose itself isn't there to smell, it segulates air intake warms it up and filter particles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512191
Should got her some of that super weed to calm her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512159
>>45512154
>Be baker anon
>Have some delicious apple pies on display
>Monsters walking past my table, often stopping for the amazing, warm, sweet smell of freshly baked pies
>Lamia slithers past
>Licks the fucking pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512215
>Lamia licks apple pie
>"Gross."
>A couple stores down you pass by a meat shop
>There's a meat pie
>Lamia licks the meat pie
>She looks at the vendor
>"I'll take 20 of these please."
>She inhaled them all, no chewing, in less than 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512215
>ask Lamia why she liked pie
>"your essence is in it anon!"
>you've been caught red handed cuming into pastries you sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512245
The first mamono that tasted one would know. Also that's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511990
NO
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512245
why'd you have to make it weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512267
You're gonna have to do better than that Miss Yeti if you're gonna convince people your species isn't full of psychopathic yanderes who kidnap for husbands and hope they get Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512267
I hear that the higher up the mountain you go, the bigger and stronger the yeti get.
I hear that those near the peak are nearing 8ft of height and sporting thick slabs of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512289
Yetis are soft, gentle creatures who capture your heart with their overflowing love and warmth
>>45512304
Exaggerated, but those mountain-rescue yetis get pretty fit.

[Anonymous No.]

Deport yetis to warm climates
Watch them moan and sweat in exhaustion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512021
She is over 12 feet tall and has pitch black hair she is the biggest and meanest of the yetis, while the smallest yeti is a red head who only stands around 4 feet tall or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512323
Well yeah, they capture your heart, and your body. They hold you in a hug that you can't escape from. Sure, she's overflowing with love, and the hug is very heated, literally, but that doesn't mean the love is reciprocated. Yetis are kidnappers and rapists. And they use that fact that they live in remote cabins in the mountains or tundra to their advantage, so that no victim can escape without freezing to death. And as you collapse from hypothermia, she swoops and in takes you back to the cabin where you're back at square one. You will never escape. You're hers forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512323
Disappointing.
I guess this means those fully grown, ferocious deep winter yetis are a lie as well.
Truly we cannot have anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512349
Cease with your blatant anti-yeti propaganda!
I'll bet miss bunyip is behind these posts.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m just gonna hide in the coat of a Wendi to escape those crazy yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

a yeti hug is a yeti hug - no matter how big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512194
Yeah they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512363
These Wendigos almost look like beavers and now I'm imagining them building a big snowfortress

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512194
>There's no getting around it, fAnon
>The Ocelomeh will find you
>She will seduce you with her mocca skin and soft fur
>When you lower your guard, she'll use her sword to make all warm and fuzzy
>She will carry you back to her place and rape the everliving shit out of you
>She will kiss and caress you with her paws in the afterglow
>You will feel her purr out of love and joy
>You will feel loved and be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512363
>Wendigos hiding just out of sight
>Anon starts sprinting towards them
>They attempt to run away but one of them trips
>Anon forcefully enters her coat
>All the other wendigos scatter in fear
>The one whose coat he entered starts crying
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512362
How is anything that I've said anti-yeti?

Doesn't every guy want to be prisoner to a cuddle monster that doesn't/can't practice good hygiene away from the troubles of the city?
Imagine being so loved and desired that you have a beautiful girl that will do anything and everything in her power to keep you right where she wants you, in her cabin, away from everyone else, away from everything else.

I unironically want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512386
Tezkotlipoca...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505052
What would happen if i were to nibble on her tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512386
I will make the ocelomeh my treasure
Gold is cheap and fleeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512386
*sprays her with water bottle*
This defeats every kot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the diagram of a yeti image? I don't see it in the archive and I don't want to spend a week going through 2016 looking for it if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Mega milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512386
God I fucking love ocelomeh.
What do you like about this jaguar?
What sold you on her blonde and black goodness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512388
Transform I am now the coat and I must rape the puny Wendigo before me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512421
>be useless anon
>Become coat
>keep your waifu warm
at least you have a purpose now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512416
Is that one of those fancy wagyu holst who needs daily breast masages?

>>45512420
>What sold you on her blonde and black goodness?
Best tummy in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511995
>Forgetting about Ms whitehorn
She'll make sure you never forget her anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512414
>Yeti: "Kiss my ass, darling"
Say no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512461
Yoo where did the useless part come into play, who pissed in your coffee this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512487
I don't think that was meant to be mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512487
I'm just generalizing for all the anons here so they know that they can be transformed into useful legs/underwear/coats for their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512464
but she's just an old washed up spinster

[Anonymous No.]

My life ambition? To become panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512464
Whitehorn doesn't give me yandere vibes. She just strikes me as the girl that looks like she's into vanilla stuff but is actually a freak in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512487
Anon most people here have an immense amount of self hatred and feel worthless, doubt he was calling you worthless though

Hell I feel worthless, I'd flip out if monster tried to claim me since I think it would be a massive mistake on their end. Even if picrel tried to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512518
Like poor Ser Puritus Maximus, may his deeds never be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512529
>>45512515
Speak for yourselves. Not everyone here is a selfhating fag.

[Anonymous No.]

I just need a mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512529
Exactly. I aspire to more than being clothes, but it would be nice to have something to live for other than making a few people wealthy so that I can eat tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512533
I still wonder where it’s first origins came from because for a second I thought it was a canon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512585
The image? It's ancient. I have no idea. If I knew how to use any of the image searching methods I'd look for giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512543
I'd argue most people here are, even the ones who say they aren't.
>>45512555
It's not even just that for me, I genuinely can't fathom being happy anymore. It's so alien and and scary, I also just feel like a emotional black hole. I feel like anyone who would want to be with me would just end up getting really badly hurt, that's probably the main reason I would resist a monster so hard. It would be for both our sakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512543
The only other kind is the ones that try to hold superiority by hating others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512420
Man, I could go on for hours but I'll try give a short explanation on her main points

>Beautiful design that doesn't go over the top (if a little slim)
>Great inspiration from an apex predator that doesn't get much attention
>Quite original lore regarding her culture that can easily work as an open canvas, letting anyone with the smallest amount of originality to expand on the social, religious, region, etc. aspects.
>They show off as predators in both mind and spirit, but also have an intimate side they only show to those they love
>To be trusted on that level, feeling comfortable enough to show her more private side, is an action of pure love
>Let me mention the religious aspect again, so rich and full with potential for story writing, being able to take inspiration from Aztec culture but also all other native, south American civilizations
>They're fantastic wifes and mothers, cherishing family and having strong bonds with blood relatives (at least once a month, there's a big Ocelomeh family reunion around a buffet of food (head-canon))
>The relationship dynamics probably play out through constant teasing and small challenges, trying to one up each other (obviously, each Ocelomeh has a different personality)
>And let's not forget: beautiful color pallet
>Beautiful fur pattern
>Soft fur
>Soft paws
>Silk, chocolate/mocca skin
>Fluffy ears
>Neck fluff, perfect for huffing
>Mesmerizing golden eyes that easily stare into my soul
>Ass so fine you can see it from the front (check original art work)
>And last but not least

>They purr

How could I possibly ask for anything more?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512616
This post brought to you by the Ocelomeh Tourism Board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512611
Momiji why are you looking for joe biden porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512616
Golden paws typed this post.
[spoiler[I love them too anon. Very much[/spoiler]
I do like the headcanon about the family dinners a lot. I've got to make a note to include more of that sort of thing into my writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512611
You will receive correction. You will be loved. you will be happy.
Even if they have to send a full, elite Eros CQC (close quarters cuddling) team to bring you in.

[Anonymous No.]

If you like cats paws you will like big hairy spider legs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512677
spiders can't sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512616
All those good ponts wasted by femdom. Billion must frown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512696
Somebody needs spinneret correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512616
All those good points wasted by femdom. Billion must frown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512628
The Ocelomeh Propaganda Board*
(Man I would love a pic of an Ocelomeh typing on a keyboard)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512616
Amazing points - I kneel to ocelomeh.
It's a shame there aren't more stories about tacokot, I blame cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

Cum inside monster girl buttholes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
Is that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506914
Is it true that you can see the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512647
I wish a pair of golden paws were keeping me too busy to be able to write so much thrist.
I'm looking forward to that writing!

[Anonymous No.]

Ocelomehs need to be colonized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
Going on vacation, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
BOOBIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512745
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512749
It will be awhile friend. Something for the contest and then another chapter for my story first.
But Best Treasure will get her due.
Forgive me dogface for jumping on the hype train you created, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
I blame people misinterpreting her as "another flavor of Jinko" and not caring about her profile beyond the first two paragraphs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512667
>This turns out to be two houri, or more as needed
>They just hug you and carry you away
>Saying things like "You deserve to be happy", "You're a good person", etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512752
>t. About to get colonized by an ocelomeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512757
Are nudes not allowed in the MG thread?
(No, I did not read the rules)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505230
This is like a boomer newspaper strip in mge greentext form. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Blue board, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Anon this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512736
Shit, wrong ocelomeh.
I'm sorry I was too busy looking at the crotch to notice the nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512752
Look here >>45508854

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Hahaha. I had a hunch who was behind these posts. Assuming I'm right, welcome friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Tranny janny will get mad since nipples remind him that he will never be a real woman, only portals followed by alpdom will save him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512816
Huge Bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512813
Who else if not

[Anonymous No.]

>I am your Muse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512813
who

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512794
Blue boards are all safe for work new friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512842
Mindflayer not so tough after getting tentancled herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512871
Understood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510892
>>45510732
Wait, is this from a game? What's the name, where can I find it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45511268
>what's a cal-kool-us?
and then the silly kot got a chalk to the forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512893
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113790001
The game in the pixiv link, I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>/trash/spammers samefagging and flooding with retarded shit
>newfags that don't bother to lurk long enough to even know what a blue board is
Absolutely abhorrent thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512933
>/trash/spammer
I think that's just mick posting a recolor of his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512933
It’s been worse don’t make it that worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512933
Maybe monstergirls aren't some high culture art but coomer material for entry level weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512933
Why did you make it plural when it’s only one new person here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512933
This is child's play compared to threads from years past. While I don't condone the behavior in this thread, we're really in a golden era here in terms of civility and stability.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512971
He likes to make it seem like the thread is under assault. It's his thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512980
grabable ear fluff

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, he does the same thing literally every thread. Finds something to whine about and OP posts about how bad the threads are.
Maybe DON'T give him attention. If he hates it so bad, he can leave and stop whining.
Seriously, 5 (yous)? Y'all will feed his bullshit for the rest of the year.

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>>45512983
You just had to post “that” anime didn’t you, it’s like you do this on purpose to start shit when you could’ve pulled from thousands of other different girls but no you had to pick that one.

[Anonymous No.]

i liek wurms they :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513002
They like you too. I'm sure they'd love to play and hang out if you asked them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512993
I wonder who it could be mick, frenchie, shoggocks or some other ancient pest from eons ago coming back to fuck with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513002
*slaps ice cream from wurm hands away*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512995
>You just had to
It's schizo mick, please ignore his idiocy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512980
Blow into her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512995
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513002
Who would in battle, a wurm or a jabberwock?

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>>45513035
Wurmy hands down if she didn't keep getting distracted and wandering away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513035
Depends. Does that Wock have a :D face too?

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>>45513050
Are you sure? Jabberwock has flight to her advantage.
Wouldn't she just dodge wurm's attacks by flying up into the air every time she goes in for a strike?

>>45513054
Assume a standard jabberwock like in the profile.

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>>45513058
flight for like 30 secs is not flight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513050
>wurm wanders off chasing a butterfly
>jabberwock is tempted away by the smell of baked goods
WORST BATTLE EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513064
Wocks can't cook they only devour

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>>45513061
Jabberwocks. not jubjubs. Jubjubs have the limited flight capability. Jabberwocks can fly with ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513058
>Are you sure? Jabberwock has flight to her advantage.
Wurm jump good though.
>Assume a standard jabberwock like in the profile.
She's at a disadvantage then.

[Anonymous No.]

Fangame update time?
Fangame update time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513078
I don't think a wurm can jump 500'+ into the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513021

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>>45513085
So how high can they jump?

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>>45513086
the heart spot is all fun and games until she tries a different haircut

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>>45513092
Wurm is what, probably 30' in length at the max?
If she does a spring coil jump, I'm sure she could reach heights of at least 50' into the air, but no more than 80'.

Personally, I think jabberwock would win. Just fly and dodge wurm's attacks until she tires out, and then jabberwock goes in for the final blow.

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>>45513085
Get them on a bicycle and teach them how to bunnyhop, see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513115
I have trouble envisioning a bicycle that could support a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513011
>frenchie
Why? He never left and likes kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513109
What if she jumps out of the ground like a dolphin out of the water?

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock is too fat to fly

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>>45513068
>t. Assblasted Dormouse
Wocks are excellent cooks and wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>*THUD*
>*THUD
>*THUD
>WHO CALLED ME FAT
>*BUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED
>*Eats a whole Burger Lim Cheeseburger in one gulp*
>BESIDES, IT ALL GOES TO MY CURVES AND BOOBS
>*Scratches mammoth ass*

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>>45513130
Even less height. No more than 40' with that attack. She sacrifices height for stealth with an attack coming from underground.

>>45513131
No, the one waifufag's jabberwock is too fat to fly. The average jabberwock is a skilled flyer and is a healthy weight, lean even.

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>>45513142
>batcats have extra mouth for more sex
>wocks have extra mouths just to eat faster

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>the average *huff* j-jaberwock is *munch* a skilled flyer a-and *gulp* is a healty weight I drink diet coke after all *sip* and lean mea- I mean I'm lean...yes...

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>>45513142
>Anon calls wock fat
>Wock finishes her 1kg deluxe cheeseburger
>Wock looks at anon
>One tentacle is still munching away at the fries
>Wock grabs anon and looks into his eyes casting a secret wock spell
>Anon is now 30cm tall
>Wock swallows him whole
>Wock grabs another burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513073
bro the typical wock is american sized, I don't think all that meat is gonna be able to held aloft by such small wings

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland jabberwurm that eats entire mountains

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>>45513166
Aren't wocks Bri'ish? Aren't all Wonderland girls Bri'ish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513171
>that mountain range dedicated to dormouse demon lords past
>just gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513173
So instead of burgers she gorges on meat pies

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>>45513158
Sounds like she needs to stop eating all those dormice. Dormice are high calorie and contain a lot of sugars. No wonder that pink dragon is a fat ass.

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>>45513181
Northern Wocky, goes to the chippy, asks for a deep fried yorkie (the pudding), and a jar of raw goose fat for the road. But hatter's still better, cuz she got top bantz.

>>45513189
>>45513165
Vorefaggets get ye gone, people are not food, fish'n'chips is food.

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>>45513221
Are dormice really people though? And if jabberwock doesn't eat them, their population will get out of control. Necessary evil.

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Now look what you've done. The local work became shredded as hell with barely any body fat, and cries into the mirror whenever any part of herself is soft because of how much you've called her fat. She hasn't even had so much as a lollipop in a year! How are you going to make it up to her as she cries and eats her unseasoned chicken and white rice alone?

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>>45513236
Getting her abs kissed should make her feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513236
Good now she can’t get heart attacks as often.

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>>45513221
>Norf Wunderland FC Wock gets kicked out of Greggs for being racis' against houris
>Claims she's not racis', she just don't like them, simple as
>Now has to settle for scran like peadogs from the local footy stadium instead of a hearty steak and kidney pie like she used to get

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>>45513233
>Are dormice really people though?
What cruel god would make them taste so good if this wasn't their purpose in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513236
>fat wock start to lift becomes muscle wock
>yoyo effect kicks in after a while and becomes twice as fat

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>>45513233
Yes. If it has no feathers and walks on two legs, it's part of the group of "people". A wise Hakutaku from greece told me that, and I know she's a hakutaku cause hakus are bovines and she had cow horns, and one of those ancient greek philosopher robes too. The way she teaches group theory is very cool. Invited me for a private tutoring session in her home on the Isle of Minos too, I'm excited.

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>>45513255
It's just the natural Wonderland ecology. Jabberwock and cheshire cats have to eat. Dormice fill that role. And the dormice that don't get eaten become sweeteners for mad hatters in their tea. The jabberwocks and cheshires keep the dormice population in check, and the mad hatters make sure they don't go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

90% of old monsters are into vore do to eating humans in the way past. This is the dark knowledge of monster hags.

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>>45513273
>hook up with ancient baphomet
>she chews on your ear at night like a pacifier
>"It's just a goat thing, onii-chan."

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>Anon that's disgusting
>My best friend is a dormouse
>I'm filing a restraining order

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513283
I forget that wocks are supposed to be thinner, cute, and extraordinarily lewd sometimes. I'd enjoy one being haughty towards anyone looking at their boy toy (me) as her tentacle mouths try to pull down my pants for her

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>>45513273
I feel like it'd be the opposite.

The old ones are scarred by their past and have regret for killing so many humans by eating them, and so the thought of doing vore, even for play, would put them off. Though maybe it could be a sort of therapy for them, as a way to reconcile and if they see their hubby having a good time with it, maybe trick themselves into thinking that their victims actually enjoyed it. I feel like it'd more of the young ones wanting to carrying on the legacy of eating people, but in a fun and exciting way where no one gets hurt or permanently disfigured and having no past trauma associated with it. Of course, there might just be that old hag that never had remorse for eating people and is overjoyed when you pop the idea to her that you want to be her food, like reliving the good, ole days.

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>>45513293
'wocks would definitively be into /d/ fetishes their husband have they are the most perverted dragons after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513283
>my friend is a dormouse
She's only your friend Ms. Wock because she doesn't want to be your next dinner like all her school mates, cousins, and her grandmother was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513283
>The monster girl version of a restraining order is to be literally restrained by a monster girl.
>Could be a Lamia, Kej, Slime, Scylla, etc

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>>45507090
Cute dhampir breeder

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>>45513325
And usually by the monster girl who files the restraining order

>wock files a restraining order against you
>executes the restraining order by sitting on you

[Anonymous No.]

the ultimate /d/ mamono is hellmantiwock

[Anonymous No.]

I want to roleplay with Druella that I am a ruler of an enemy country and I want her to send me increasingly ominous letters asking me to submit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPIUkfoRpYQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513337
Truly the great vore pred of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507662
>six replications
Weird way to say she wants six more daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513345
I would rather commit suicide than be conquered by monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513372
Those options are not mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

You know you've made it in MGC when a jabberwock has vored you with all three mouths and survived to tell the tale.

[Anonymous No.]

I have awoken to another day without Lim snuggles. The depression deepens.

[Anonymous No.]

I have awoken to another day without anon snuggles. The depression deepens.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you don't wake up to this

Why live

[Anonymous No.]

Ewwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513337
What would this even do?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kej wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513424
i have awoken to this once

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513424
Would rather wake up to a sandworm giving me at look or maybe an anubis or jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513435
What was it like?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45513449
eat shit mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513446
idk i dont know spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513435
Huh
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513453
I'm not into scat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513353
Big fat lich ass got me acting up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513495
>No full figured Wock and NEET bodied Gazer to fight over your cock demanding to know which one is better at making you cum while you fight to stay conscious from all the orgasms draining your strength.
Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you fall for chesh's "It says gullible on my ass cheeks" trick

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you fall for chesh's "I promise I won't leg lock you before you can pull out" trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513495
That gazer is really tempting the fates, huh? The jabberwock could easily send her to gastric hell in mere moments if she wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513530
>>45513540
>tfw you fall for chesh's "It's just casual sex, I swear" thing knowing full well monstergirls don't do casual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a degenerate, corruption obsessed haremfag who is totally going to get mobbed by monster girls who can sense it from miles away within days of the portals opening. Ideally I'll get a Lilim so that I can go prowling with my wives to hunt down human women and Alps for corruption and addition to my growing harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you fall for danuki's "5000% APR" trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513221
they aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513542
With what? Those mouths look barely big enough to eat a whole chicken, let alone a person. This whole Jab vore shit never made any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513573
Anon, vorefags will say anything can vore anything. A common shrew could vore a blue whale if it would make them cum. They're mentally ill and you shouldn't interact with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513573
>anon finds out that a forced meme parroted by subhumans and retarded newfags makes no sense
and shogs are soggy, what's new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513563
>she wasn't actually lying
>you just had to marry her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513573
The jaws that bite, the claws that shred!
Or ya know, Wonderland shrinking magic.
Or maybe you've never heard of same-size vore.

Life in MGC has many possibilities, Eddy boy

[Anonymous No.]

the last two hours have been a steaming shogloaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513620
Thank mods for being incompetent or malicious faggots who let this happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513620
That's what my kiki calls it when she defecates on my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

i desire wurm being cute as reparations or my emotional distress

[Anonymous No.]

i desire ocelomeh paws on my face as reparations or my physical distress

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>>45513649
Best I can do is a scandalously lewd Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Enough, here's a white kot

[Anonymous No.]

I desire 1 monster girl of every species as wives for my harem except for cait sith, alp, and any mushroom or slime (hatter and shog are okay).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513656
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513605
>>45513605
I don't know why, but the mental image of a Danuki giving you actually solid financial advice because she keeps getting flustered around you is adorable.

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>>45513061
That's even more effective.
>FatWok struggles up to 1000' altitude
>cant fly anymore
>1000' drop 'cannonball' attack leaves a crater in the ground and registers as a small earthquake so even a near-miss collapses buildings on her opponent
>>then she waddles off to get more pies

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs paws would be best to sandwich your face with? Looking at the profiles, there are a lot of good options

[Anonymous No.]

>agree to let Kunoichi stay with me to get off the streets of MGC after she arrived from Zipangu not long ago
>she's a really rustic girl, as in she barely knows about the modern world due to being raised in a ninja sanctuary
>she keeps calling me "master" and asking me to send her on missions so I just send her to do things like pick up food or groceries with very specific instructions so she doesn't cause a fuss or stab someone
>she keeps trying to get sex as a reward from me but there's no tact in that so I substitute it with letting her get access to Monstflix shows instead
>little by little, she adjusts to the modern world
>fast foward 17 days from now
>she no longer wears ninja attire, just a loose shirt and panties
>spends most of her time on her new tablet I got her watching Monstflix and eating snacks from my kitchen
>has stopped being so formal with the ninja talk, just calls me "dude" now instead of master
>has probably forgotten she's a ninja by now too or gotten rusty with her acrobatics
I think I ruined my Kunoichi...

[Anonymous No.]

What are they scheming about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513681
Are you sure anon? Or have you fallen for her cunning ruse?
Don't bother locking your bedroom door tonight anon, she already has a copy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513685
Why not just ask them? I'm sure they'll tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513685
How they're going to rape you senseless, start running before they stand up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513681
I wonder if anal sex would work similarly to a factory reset in a toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512555
What's the point of having a deer wife if you can't ride on her back and hug her humanoid torso from behind every once in a while...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513675
I'll take all the cait siths if I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>nya, welcome to the kingdom of cats!
>I am the queen and your new dignified empre-
>*COUGH*
>*COUGH*
>*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
>*Spits disgusting hair ball onto floor in front of her*

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>>45513678
For most girls, kneeling down and proposing with a ring is the day they cherish the most alongside the actual wedding. But for danukis, the day you hand over the control of your finances and bank account to her is not only a marriage proposal, but it's the day they cherish the most, even more than the actual wedding. From that day on, her bond with you will be unbreakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513685
Putting raging mushrooms in my yogurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513725
Because she will take your money and leave

[Anonymous No.]

imagine waking up in the holy district of MGC
the most charitable of places where yo can get a home for free as yo convert to one of the many religions of the area
hell you can even enter one of the many holy embassies of those places to live in their holy lands
Also are lots o cults that appear by night fall so be wary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513743
You type like a retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513756
u good?

[Anonymous No.]

Trapped in a small room with
>3 trolls that haven't bathed in a week
>1 jabberwock that's eaten a dozen bean burritos
>A zombie that was recently raised from a corpse that died 2 weeks ago
>Slime that has always inhabited a city's sewage pipes
>Twin beezles that don't know what soap is

Which would you rather spend a full 24h with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513764
bubble slime, she will smell good no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513764
The zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513764
id huff that wock's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505160
>You’d be surprised by how many people can’t resist the allure of an insect.
Yeah, just look at this thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513764
Tossup between the twin beelzebubs and the three trolls. I'm leaning towards the flies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you forgot to close your backdoor and wake up to :D
which monster is in your bed with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513723
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513799
That tentacle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513080
At least it's not the same gif I've seen you post several times in a row.
What the end product going to be anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513756
I'm pretty sure he's having a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513822
I'm not sure but I'm leaning more and more toward cloning pathfinder games as much as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513829
certain keys on my keyboard aint working the best, u f k and are the ones that I have to put extra pressure on to get them to work

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters won't mess with me if I just borg the fuck out and become Adam Smasher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513844
Anon, then get a usb keyboard.
They are $12 at a BestBuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513845
Anon you’re setting yourself up being gremlin bait, you will be sexually assaulted by the green haired shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513799
Let's see what fate has brought me today
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

Btw, if anyone wants to read a story involving an Ocelomeh, I highly recommend "Spotted" by DogFacedWoman.
It's not exactly a story centered around the Ocelomeh but she has a mayor spotlight and (in my opinion) one the best interpretations of her character out there, so far. There are very few Ocelomeh stories (that I know of) so a major W like this is very cherished.
You can read it on AO3 -- it's not finished, just three, very enjoyable chapters so far, but the author is working hard on the remaining ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513840
I have no idea what pathfinder is but good luck, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505264
I wonder what having a Lilim for a mom would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513845
>giving the succuvirus direct access to your nervous system

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513799
I'm going to be honest, I completely forgot she existed. What is this designated pedo monster doing in bed with a 20 year old man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513857
so you got a bogie with wurm blood in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513879
She wants to sumo wrestle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513868
Slightly overprotective and doting
May the Chief God help anyone who bullies you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513799
Either a Lim or a Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513864
i need to catch up on that, i enjoyed the first bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513864
It's actually finished, may wanna check it out

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters won't mess with me if I just Order the fuck out and become Radagon of the Golden Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513907
I am le' dumb
I need an Ocelomeh to cowgirl the stupid out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513816
heh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513879
>20
>Man
You're practically a toddler in the eyes of most mamono.

>>45513889
A funny, entertaining bogie with precision dexterity. The whole "I'm gonna eat ya!" storybook scare turns into an uncanny, happy smile :D that at first seems harmless and good-natured, but as the smile persists for a long time, it also starts to give off vibes that she actually finds you to food and may just "eatcha," and a real fear sets in that she's gonna do it. Then she puts on a clumsy, dopey act that makes you forget about the scare but still pops into the back of your head from time to time, especially when she gives off that smile again, even if just for a split second. Her mask also has the :D look to it. The simple-minded wurm act is a major part of her act.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters won't mess with me if I start dating my hellhound neighbor who works at their backyard home gym as soon as I start grilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513947
>Toddler
Listen, it's the fake hags who treat men in their 20s and 30s like kids. Shitsune and dragons, who are probably not even 2000 years old yet.
The real ancient evils (dryads, primordial goop slimes, shogs) treat everyone the same way, regardless of age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513799
parasite slime (hostless)

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want them to open the portals into our twisted world. I'd rather enter their literal paradise world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513960
The real ancient evils are all pretending to be little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513980
miss baph and miss malef wish they had the wisdom and experience of miss dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513960
>The real ancient evils (dryads, primordial goop slimes, shogs) treat everyone the same way, regardless of age.
When you're 1,000,000+ years old, you stop seeing everyone else as intelligent, sentient beings and more like little pets. That's why they treat everyone the same. You, along with everyone else, are so dumb and live such a short life that you just get treated like a pet dog or cat. Yes, if you marry one they'll extend your lifespan to match the rest of there's, but it'll take centuries, even millennia, for them to start treating you as more of an equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513970
Help the dryads spread seeds for gateway trees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513970
as long as you're recklessly summoning something you're doing it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513945
I like that skin tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513980
>ancient evils pretending to be little girls
Reject larpers, breed big booty genuine prime monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514004
damn what they be feeding them cherry demons for them to be so thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513965
If you use a hostless parasite slime as an onahole and cum inside enough times, they evolve into the rare mob-faced pink slime with bodily proportions of your preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514019
Well balanced diets to give them healthy breeding bodies but no cum so they're absolutely cumstarved upon meeting their summoner/husband.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit snugglehag

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit 'pire fraud

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit grand theft automaton

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to shoot a monster in the face with a shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit punch a Greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GONNA KILL CHAOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505052
Double hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>anon you silly baka you didnt even complimented my new outfit today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514152
Lose some weight you fat bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>you didnt even complimented

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514152
looks like a whore.
>>45514149
Unlike those nice maidens

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Salad dodging hound

[Anonymous No.]

Oven dodging Danuki

[Anonymous No.]

What type of fetishes did you gain/discover from mge?

[Anonymous No.]

Teapot dodging dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514320
Egyptian fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514320
Corruption. I remember first reading up on Sasha's orphanage of fun and feeling a very peculiar mix of horny, disgust and fascination.
Now I understand, KC knows how to fix 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514358
Nah it's still fucked up. I'm still on team burn the orphanage down and salt the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514320
Someone telling me I'm worth being loved

[Anonymous No.]

sorry monsters but as a devout of Eros I have taken the black arrow into my heart and purged all of my desires, save for spreading love and happiness to others
now if you don't mind I have a paving tile to lift by 5cm so that young anon will trip and land on a p'orc in the playground, ensuring the beginning of a life long friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514344
This post is anti-mousetic. Apologize, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514404
I like to imagine, despite an uptick in local marriages and wholesome childhood romance, an Eros church gaining a black arrow is considered a sad and even shameful occurrence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514391
>burn down a bunch of innocent kids because they do things that make you uncomfortable
You're going straight to the rape correction prison where they'll fix your fucked up brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514429
>prospective arrows have to fight off a dozen Cupids and break done a solid stone wall to gain access to a church's black arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514448
They're not innocent anymore, not after what Sasha is doing in that glorified brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514344
Seriously, just apologize already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514461
>someone did something to them
>so now they must die
Yep, you're fucked up. But don't worry, Dr. M.Flayer will fix you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514481
I would rather light myself on fire than be on the same continent as a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

RUN TO THE HILLS
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514320
Big hands

[Anonymous No.]

>"I am a living Black Hole, I formed over thirteen billion years ago after the dawn of time itself. I have eaten more stars than what dot your sky, mortal. Now I will eat your world too, and you are powerless to stop me. What can you hope to do against my enormous density and cosmic power?"

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>>45514529
Dead meme
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514529
Nothing really. Just gonna keep wageslaving and consuming media to distract myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514529
Not a mg
fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you NTRing me by fucking your father? I see my girl is now a grown woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514547
Kill yourself you retarded /vg/ troglodyte. Go back to your containment board instead of shitting this website up more than you already have with those retarded incognito mode changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514507
>>45514529
>>45514547
Fuck off with your shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514547
I remember reading a ss comic where the dad walks you're lead to think it was going to be typical ntr slop but then the next panel is the both of them double teaming her, im guessing something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514553
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514569
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514569
You aren't welcome faggot. Take a hike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514569
Anons were using the private browsing mode on their browsers to post explicit pics on blue boards without getting banned. Hiroshimoot responded by making it so that you can't upload files in incognito mode.

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>>45513970
>Shitty generic medieval setting that also has enough of an order presence that mamono are regularly hunted and killed in-lore
vs
>Fresh start in our world where our political leaders are too busy being fucked by their new wives to keep ruining everyone’s lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514595
What the hell is incognito mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514615
fuck off newfaggot zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514609
I'm going to the place that has less black people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514632
The natural consequence of not having a monster girl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

you will end up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514607
>ojou spood exploiting your lizard brain fear of a leg count greater than 4

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>>45514664
>Spider or oomukade smirking at the way you involuntarily flinch at the way her legs move.

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>>45507240
Otohime strikes me as a Great Gatsby type
>Regularly throws lavish undersea parties in the hopes of anon one day attending
>All other men end up eloping with the female guests, thinking her grace is out of their league
>Anyone who talks to her is shocked to learn she’s still single, to her dismay

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>>45514358
Monster girl orphans should be adopted by their soulmates, cut out the middleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514660
brown and with hair growing back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514664
>>45514690
Not gonna be fun and games when she either gets stabbed/shot or the guy flees the country to get away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514694
>Anon never goes after a moment from his childhood where he was invited to a party only for it to turn out to be a cruel joke at his expense
>Now just posts hateful rhetoric online and stays inside all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514660
blessed and rare hebi butt.
the white moon is an omen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514579
>>45514582
You'll need a coin for the ferry man

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514694
>you can check out any time you like
>but you can never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514767
I know this artist, he made a beautiful Ocelomeh pic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514864
tranny shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514683
Built for pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514882
mge has the exact same thing and yet you slurp that shit up day and night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514735
I'm a snake butt supporter, it would be a shame if ryus and apophises couldn't be fucked in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514909
>

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45514964
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514909
Nobody talks about or likes Alps except for faggots like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514969
I'm not gonna fuck your sisters, Silverash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514969
>>>/vg/
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514983
I like alps. Why don't you speak for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514864
I had to use suacenao to find out this image was tails which is really funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514964
I wish it was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515009
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515026
Building family

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515009
What would cheshire be like as a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515041
Great

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515044
>ace of spades on arm
Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrel is made for _______

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515063
For fuck sake, now I need to delete one of the only two tomboy cheshs I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515070
stapling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515063
don't kinkshame.

[Anonymous No.]

Average encounter in Zipangu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515074
I'm sorry anon, she's canonically tainted. Look at the crest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515041
Great and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515063
That's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515094
Not mine

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515122
No anon! Don't die! You have so much to live for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515122
Just kill yourself. Maybe you will land on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515122
It's almost christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45513676
>effortlessly beautiful ocelomeh vs conquistador Anon who hasn't seen a woman in months

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515097
>Cheshire girlfriend constantly pulling pranks, tricking you into running face first into her titanic ass and generally being a teasing nuisance.
>She also knows exactly when you're genuinely upset and will show up out of nowhere to cuddle you, hug you, kiss you or lay her head in your lap.
>She said she'd never let you be unable to laugh when she asked you out and she meant it.

[Anonymous No.]

I forget how ass mg threads are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515183
This is what I have in mind, thanks for putting words on it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515165
>"...M-my God wouldn't allow it!"
>"Mine do~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515198
You call this ass?!

[Anonymous No.]

I only care abouts wights or dragons every other mamono is just dumb slut good only for fucking

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515217
imagine fucking a dragon zombie so hard that she levels up into a dragon wight

[Anonymous No.]

A man cannot fuck a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515258
Imagine being this wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515235
Whatever happened to that artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515273
I know it in my bones.
A man... CANNOT fuck a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515284
Critnuke? He's still drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

acidic ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515295
Not with that attitude he can't. I'm sure plenty of men managed to mountain climb Aphrodite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
ahem...
dork
*malef dies of reality*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
that's my purse I don't know you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
Female kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
I love malefs so much bros I wish I could marry one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
I'm going to get a Lilim and Malef to fight over who gets to claim me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
I point my staff at her and shout "BREASTUS EMBIGGENUS" and she falls down out of the air all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

that awkward moment when you realize the "10,000 year old ancient evil" is an actual child pretending to be an ancient evil pretending to be a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515396
I don't believe I've ever been more disappointed in the wait for a dragon girl than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515542
It's okay, it only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515542
How? Malef is S tier. Smug dragon who is into corruption and breeding? What's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515568
Anon is alping. Bratty dragon who is obsessed with mere-ing other dragons and women is based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515588
Malef has lots of potential. I guarantee she'd be fine with a harem as long as all the wives were dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45515632
Best girl who deserves better. I offer myself as the better option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515568
The fact there was the whole bullshit surrounding her public release. The fact that the default body type isn't even a shortstack like the WIP sketches we saw. The fact that she's just kind of 'there' as a sort of side grade to a normal Dragon.

>>45515588
I'd sooner choose death than Alp.

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>>45515632

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>>45515632
Girl for bestilityfags and those mlp people

[Anonymous No.]

I find it a bit of a shame that we don't get much in terms of flora from the MGE. We have cum fruit, cock fruit, nude fruit, beauty fruit, weak to mana fruit, drunk fruit, couple's fruit and sex bulb, but beyond that there isn't much else, and it's all geared towards sex and intimacy one way or another.. There is also 3 herbs, but those also go in that direction
Do we have other stuff, like some kind of strengthening or rejuvenating plant, or perhaps a mana increasing plant for casters? Perhaps an ingredient that improves reaction and sharpens the senses? Something more combat oriented, or otherwise offering an effect that is not directly geared towards fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515718
How about a plant/flower that can be used to make magic paint/dye? As in mana circles, casting gear, magic paintings etc.
artfairy would be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515718
I have so many home brew setting ideas to share with you. Just let me whip out my 2tbs of settings books and we can get started.

[Anonymous No.]

Monke butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515718
I vaguely remember a fruit that would make you taller and muscular, but maybe that was a dream I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514354
! !

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>>45514354
i i
i had one job and i failed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515540
>realizing it after the sex
>smug brat asking you whether she's good at acting

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Monster pinches your nipples first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515789
kind of rude

[Anonymous No.]

how did these threads rise to power?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Blowing in a cheshire cat's ears disarms and stuns her. This works for all cats.

Use this knowledge to your advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what if kiki cut loose and showed you just how powerful she really is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515868
whoa, she got the wine stains out of shag carpet

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>>45515848
She can't snatch me up and fly away with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515886
dodos aren't exactly known for their flying prowess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515868
Oh wow, Miss Kiki, you swept the floor in less than 5 minutes! Ummm... cool!

[Anonymous No.]

chesh stop edging me and then playing the bruh sound effect each time... please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515923
Life with a chesh sounds both horrifying and sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515923
>About to cum in chesh
>Chesh plays "I'm a firin my lazer" as you do so
>Can never orgasm in chesh without being cringe again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515739
That does sound very cute. Maybe KC doesn't want to invade/constrain the fanfic side too much, so he leaves most of the details openended for us to fill the gaps as we please. I do know he reflects that attitude somewhat on his QnA's.
>>45515747
Would be interesting to hear, and if you have any stories that heavily feature that side of things i would gladly take the recomendation.
>>45515752
Maybe you were thinking about prisoners fruit? I doubt it would make such drastich changes, just refine or embelish your features.

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>>45515868
>>45515873
>>45515907
>Kikimoras be gangsta and oh-so-powerful up until the Roomba Vacuum enters the field

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516058
Buying a Roomba is a surefire way to get an autistic screech from a non-autistic girl. Also, you risk turning your kiki into a yandere doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

Child (out of 10)

[Anonymous No.]

God I love mature, developed monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515378
Bubble slimes could’ve been great, nobody was forcing KC to say they lived in literal shit and smelled like it for weeks after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516135
it's okay you still get addicted to her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45516121
No way a child has such finely developed hips and thighs, It's impossible. It HAS to be an old hag in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516135
Yeah, don't know what he was smoking, but you can always remake one to say she comes from a geothermal spring, or a laboratory, or just born in a normal family

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516133
Me too, it feels good knowing I won't get killed by niggers in jail when the US legal system eventually outlaws lolicon shit (which will be a good thing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516133
You call that developed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516173
genies are cool.
phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty waists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516161
I hate to tell you but even where it's illegal it's just kind of ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Only trannies dislike loli

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what if you are the npc encounter? and the monster girl is the protag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516133
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516226
ms arachne measuring you for clothes but it takes a while and she touches you a lot of places

[Anonymous No.]

>>45515747
Home brew shit is usually meaningless around here without art to accompany it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516133
Immature and developed in choice places is perfection.

>>45516148
>No way a child has such finely developed hips and thighs, It's impossible. It HAS to be an old hag in disguise.
If it made you feel better I'm sure you could tell yourself that. For a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516234
she seems a dangerous, older woman.
probably should not follow her into back of her shop.
however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516254
She's blue. You can always trust blue girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>a quartet of high level monster girls declare that I am their soul mate
>they begin a competition that grows more and more complicated, almost comedically so, to determine who gets to claim me
>only to find out three months later as they're about to begin the backwards-blindfolded-handstanding-chasedbyrabidbears freestyle snowboarding competition that I'm a haremfag

I'm sure they won't be upset and there's no punishment headed my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516258
hmm true blue monster means that blue is truthful monster.
however, there is a lot of pitch black on this demon.
Isn't black the colour of EVIL?

[Anonymous No.]

Malef would kidnap a normal guy and instead of a cave take him to her castle and strap him to a bed

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>>45516280
she could take him to a cave and then fuck him, to the castle and fuck him, and then go out burgers and fuck him
with little fucks in-between on the flights over

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the most trustworthy monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516269
Ordinarily you'd be right, but a lot of it is Hemmed in gold which is a sign of nobility, honesty, and prosperity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516310
jubjubs are very consistent and can be relied upon to behave in an expected manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516310
centaurs are proud, noble and trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516310
the humble wurm, they cant think hard enough to be devious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516292
Yep, very plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516254
Hags are dangerous, that's why you should trust young girls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512533
What did she monsterize as? Gaunt?

[Anonymous No.]

You get to use one Stando to keep yourself unraped by Monsters. Which one would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516310
Racoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516368
Literally nothing in MGE can counter or overcome Wonder of U and its calamities. Bowler hat clears all mamono, GG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516368
i don't understand the objective

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516371
i dont trust this one.
ass too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516328
A Centaur may still have hidden motives that her pride and nobility prevent her expressing.
A Bicorn is more honest, she doesn't have to hide what she wants, and her twin horns make it obvious what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516371
Need coon handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516368
>D4C
>just hop into another dimension every time a monster tries to grab you or use Love Train to become literally untouchable
Or King Crimson, which would just predict everything in the future and then allow you to timeskip to avoid Monsters
Let's see Shog stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516476
time shenanigans got patched out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516458
a monster would have to try so very hard to get me to take initiative

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516487
Even if they could outdo bullshit like za warudo and Crimson's timeskipping they still wouldn't have an answer to D4C. D4C makes the user literally impossible to touch or effect with Love Train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516371

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>>45516525
Love Train only stops misfortune coming your way, a Monster getting to you wouldn't be a misfortunate thing so it wouldn't stop them. You're getting raped. Should have chosen Wonder of U.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516526
> /trash/-panda
She's definitely in the right place here.

[Anonymous No.]

sounds dumb, come to setting made for getting laid, don't want to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516544
I like playing hard to get

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516544
It's usually anons being tsun. But i do agree it gets tiring pretty quick, because they end up acting like complete fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516538
Rape is a misfortunate thing so therefor Monsters wouldn't be able to bypass Love Train and D4C could still dimension hop at any time. Mamono would have to try courting the hard way to bypass the misfortune redirection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516544
if you aren't using your powers to sex, what did you even get them for?
monsters got this figured out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516576
The monster version of rape is a good thing though so you'd get fucked inside your sissy wall of light. Wonder of U stops all attempts by anyone trying to reach me period by manipulating logic and the flow of calamity. I win.

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>>45516600
>manipulating logic
welcome to wonderland, enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.]

All these nerds who think they're going to resist the first wurm that gives them the :D
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516612
I probably could. I'm not really interested in being with another person right now. I'd be polite to monsters at least though.

[Anonymous No.]

oh god they're coming now, you didn't get the succ proof window coating you idiot now they're gonna suck your cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516621
Surely if I call them loose, unfaithful whores they'll leave me alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516621
maybe if you offer them your boxers they'll go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516612
wurms are the best girls, they even comfort other monsters when they are sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516621
>leave window locked with curtain over it
>dumb succubus never find out im inside to begin with
Ha! I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Top 10 Hardest to Summon Monsters

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>>45516610
Being illogical doesn't bypass the flow of calamity though since Wonder of U makes things illogical itself like how it made someone lose their legs from slipping and falling, Wonder of U can only be beaten by something that doesn't exist, which is why a bubble of nothingness was able to touch it canonically. Chesh will get nuked by calamities trying to touch me and suffer some cartoonish fate like flattening herself trying to run through a painted tunnel unless she can unexist herself and still be able to act.

I will beat her ass with my microphone man that wears a bowler hat and make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516680
Holy shit fuck off back to /a/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516680
Chesh will beat your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516686
No

>>45516690
I will beat her ass first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516703
She'll beat your ass first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516671
it's weird because if you summon a hatter her ass gets stuck in the portal (maybe you can figure out something to do with the top half of a hatter) but if you summon "hatter ass" it works just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516710
Not if I just beat her ass first.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elf sex

[Anonymous No.]

>No more horny, enough lewding, enough sexualization! We are High Elves, we are Asur! The creation and children of Asuryan! We are cheap rape victims, easily enslaved peoples, vapid comic reliefs- NOR ARE OUR EARS EROGENOUS ZONES! WE ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE RACE!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>No more horny, enough lewding, enough sexualization! We are High Elves, we are Asur! The creation and children of Asuryan! We are NOT cheap rape victims, easily enslaved peoples, vapid comic reliefs- NOR ARE OUR EARS EROGENOUS ZONES! WE ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE RACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516840
i resent having to hide this twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516823
>>45516840
It wasn't good the first time, and it still isn't the second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>outsider faggots posting tripe
>again
God this thead is the worst. All it's missing is either /v/ spam or someone posting an early thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516823
>>45516840
Didn't read lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516879
>scatboard refugee acting like he's in good company
You're just as bad. Don't act like you people aren't also cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516910
Look, we understand that KC made kikis for this but that doesn't mean you can bring up your fetish like every single thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516912
>immediately proves why /vg/ cancer is just as bad as /tg/ cancer

>>45516929
Fuck off back to /mggg/ and fucking stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Elves in most current and modern magical fantasy setting anime and manga are lame. In most current and modern day fantasy anime and manga, elves as a whole race/society are virtually/overwhelmingly all-female, are seemingly weak and embarrassingly pathetic. Are seemingly miniscule and insignificant as a society and race, so much so they're almost no different from other normal-ass humans despite still having the elven features like adept to magic and point ears. Sometimes are an marginalized or outright oppressed and enslaved minority.

Meanwhile humanity as a whole is an almighty powerful geopolitical, economic and military superpower or outright global spanning empire/hegemony. Sadly just facts you can't deny that is present in fantasy anime or manga these days.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516933
What is /mggg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516945
on the other hand, they seem to be thriving with the benefits of modern nutrition

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516948
rabbits eat shit literally, so i dont want a bunnygirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45516947
Don't play dumb you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE fans are so easy it's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

I found this image on twitter today, and decided that I would share it here with the mick.
Also because the jannies won't do their job - I know I will not get in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I like the DL as much as the next man, but what if we overthrow the lims and replace them with our wurm friends? They promise unlimited baked goods and an end to cold, wet days. I see nothing wrong with this. I'm just saying. Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517000
could just live near big mamas place in dragonia and get the same effect with significantly more alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get a fox to make this face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517046
call her mofu fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517046
Make self-depreciating comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>You have nowhere to hide, mortal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517046
>>45517009
>>45517059
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a Lim to cuddle. I would like a Lim to watch documentaries to. I would like a Lim to go see the Christmas lights at the zoo with. I would like a Lim to hold hands with. I would like a Lim to visit museums with. I would like a Lim to princess carry. I would like a Lim to smooch on the cheek. I would like a Lim to hug. I would like a Lim to play co-op games with. I would like a Lim to quietly read on the couch with. I would like a Lim to cook dinner with.

I would like a Lim, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Snek butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517101
One day, anon. One day.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a hero in these trying times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475236
pretty good. it's fairly intuitive a lich would craft the perfect companion for her beloved son since none could meet her standards
i especially liked the parts where her constituent parts affirm their opinions physically

[Anonymous No.]

>Does this belong to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hand over ye booty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45505459
this whole thing feels sort of unfair but i dont know im only like 3 in elf years

[Anonymous No.]

grope the kot thoroughly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506878
If you're cold, theyre cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507169
>back to womb
fucking excuse me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517237
Are you a bad enough dude to spelunk into your momster's love tunnel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517290
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517290
>>45517237
>>45507169
>Excited jabberwock noises
I like to think that in MGC there exists a jabberwock, born and raised in Wonderland, who explains and demonstrates various fetishes with her husband for public education on a MonTube channel. There's not a fetish she doesn't know about it. Everything from tame things like lactation to coprophilia and everything in between.

[Anonymous No.]

ive noticed that as my antidepressants kick in, the stuff i write gets less horny, and my taste in monster girls. i might do one of those sort things again while im actually remembering to take them. compare and contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45517341
i like to think she'd have cutesy, chibi graphics and diagrams to demonstate things

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>>45517374
That and maybe a scene at the end of the video switching back to reality that she's about to do with hubby whatever was discussed with the paper chibi graphics. But nothing is ever shown, and whether she really does it is left up to viewer interpretation. Or clips throughout the video that make hubby the butt of the joke sometimes.

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Advertisement in a Monstergirl city...

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the benefit of smaller monster girls is they can more easily snuggle in close when you're resting in bed.
...Mostly because its hard to hide about 200lbs of oni trying to sneak in

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>>45517559
>...Mostly because its hard to hide about 200lbs of oni trying to sneak in
Nothing a good old cardboard box to hide in can't fix

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>>45513994
I don't know what it is about forced deaging that's so good but every time a monster treats a man like he's a little kid just because he's under (insert some amount of centuries) old makes my brain synapses light up like fireworks

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>>45517580
If I want to squeeze a minotaur into my twin bed then I am going to and you can't stop me.

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Based and true fact:

Taller and more muscular monstergirls are best paired with smaller softer and skinny human boys.

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>>45517615
That's easy, she can just be the bed

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>>45517596
i can get groceries all by myself...

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>>45517618
What if you're short but broad-shouldered, muscular and hairy?

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>>45517647
Don'r be ridiculous. it's entirely too dangerous. What if you were to get lost, or scared, or lonely, or horny? You wouldn't have anyone there to care for you if something happened.

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>>45517649
Munch on a Prisoner Fruit. In the world of MGE, Mamono Mana can turn ugly and unattractive people into much more beautiful and attractive people.

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>>45517673
what if I like being dwarf mode though and don't want to go the androgynous bishonen route

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I'm going to hold a knife to my neck and say I'll do it if an Elf comes close to me!

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>>45517672
I can take of myself!

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>>45517680
>what if I like being dwarf mode though
Nope, sorry. Take in the Demon Energy and become a cute or handsome and attractive super model. Men and Boys will take the shoujo/josei style bishonen or ikemen appearances and features and they will all be happy.

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>>45517684
She'll tell you to do it.

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>>45517692
every time a monster gets close to me she rips off her disguise and it's ms wisp again

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>>45517672
I can't stand up to this elf... She's too pretty...

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>>45517689
Gross, next you'll tell me that the Lilims made it mandatory for all men to know the BTS discography and dances by heart to perform upon request. I'm just going to take my spelunking gear and hangout in the underground with the wurms and dwarves instead.

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Oh no! You've been captured!

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What model of modern day automaton is this supposed to be?!

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>>45517732
It looks like a version of the Fishy Henchman from the movie Megamind.
>He had a fishtank in an automaton body, but she's replaced him with tropicals.

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>Human woman recently monsterized into a bogie
>Has the same reaction as Pomni being trapped in the ADC
>Slowly starts to go more and more mad

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>>45517680
Dig a hole i guess?

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>Me and my demon girlfriend live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of our allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

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>>45517811
>How to say you're of African descent without actually saying you're of African descent

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>>45517820
Hey cool it with the racism, Royal Makai Citizen. Go take up your politics in your forum boards or when go back home to Succubus Castle Town!

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>>45517809
>dorf mode Anon starts diggy digging a hole in his back yard
>accidentally falls into the ant tunnels
>when he comes to, he's surrounded by four ant girls in miner outfits
>they point their lazer pointers at him and start chanting "We're rich!"

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>>45518006
thats when your cry out "help me wurmy!"

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>>45517680
the throng is mustard

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Thicc 8' jabberwock probably weighs what, 490 lbs?

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>>45518065
You mistype pounds for kilograms

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>>45518065
That would be fat rather than thicc for a human but once you take into account the weight of her wings, tail, and tentacles it seems about right.