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4550311 No.4550311[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So you're on /jp/ and a cute 3D girl posts a picture of herself.

What do you do?

>> No.4550315

Report the thread and move on.

>> No.4550316

Is this "what do?" day or something?

>> No.4550321

I remember reporting that thread.

good times.

>> No.4550323

>>4550316
Every day is "what do' day.

>> No.4550325

dunno lol

>> No.4550330

Well, thete's no answer that would actually establish communication between the two of us, so... nothing.

>> No.4550347

Compare breast sizes, we're all girls here after all.

>> No.4550357

catch the girl with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take her alive. Take her home. Poke out her eyes and put her in a small cage. Force-feed her oats and millet and figs until she has swollen to four times her normal size. Drown her in brandy. Roast her whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring her to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over my head to hide my cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole girl into my mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on my plate and begin chewing, gently. I will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm me. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as my teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate my gums, I will taste the salt of my own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful

>> No.4550368

>>4550357
I still think you should use "Kazami" instead of the "Makai" trip.

>> No.4550371

what the fuck did she write between those /'s I refuse to believe they are a j and p respectively

>> No.4550372

Usually hide the thread, This time I am acknowledging that before doing so.

>> No.4550376

Sage, hide, report and call the cops

>> No.4550401

>>4550376
That's all you ever do, sage and complain.

>> No.4550415

>>4550311

Tell her she's cute, but couldn't do so because I'm pathetic socially awkward person despite my good looks.

>> No.4550420

Sure is /b/ in here.

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