More hag

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More hag Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:08:54 2023 No.45497911 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:44:56 2023 No.45498107 Why are hags so powerful? I lose instantly...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:51:15 2023 No.45498142 >>45497911 I'm the bone of my hag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:54:06 2023 No.45498153 File: 378 KB, 1200x1600, 1586582474606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498107 Nothing can beat the hag. Not even the cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:55:54 2023 No.45498165 File: 1.24 MB, 1209x1728, 114013500_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498153 maybe gravity

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:58:48 2023 No.45498182 File: 81 KB, 850x1020, 1695613363753485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498153 It's like rock paper scissors. Hags > Cock > Romance > Hags Simple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:04:05 2023 No.45498207 >>45498182 >Hags > Cock > Romance > Hags Hags beating up other hags!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:06:46 2023 No.45498220 File: 55 KB, 244x280, IMG_1705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] senile old hags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 06:07:15 2023 No.45498504 Everyone knows hags are extremely weak to affection

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:33:13 2023 No.45498724 >>45498165 hag saggers too powerful...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:37:13 2023 No.45498736 File: 113 KB, 500x731, Graphic Representation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't bully her too much, she's very sensitive about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 08:30:56 2023 No.45498919 File: 39 KB, 500x281, JGsLiCZD7-LMp2LNBXYe74vw09vMx3G2nnad1Am4Qqk-3447862697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45497911 REMOVE HAG

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:22:00 2023 No.45502874 >>45498736 a flattie like reimu cant really mess with yukarin-sama about boobies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:24:04 2023 No.45502896 >>45502874 Better to be a flatty than a saggy haggy who wears fried eggs on her chest!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:27:13 2023 No.45502928 >>45502896 she's not saggy, this is just the usual hakurei slander. yukarin-sama's boobies are big, soft and seventeen!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:50:06 2023 No.45503175 File: 725 KB, 900x1275, 1495922134966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me on the right about to give her a sensual foot massage

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:24:15 2023 No.45503544 File: 451 KB, 746x1039, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_toriburi__9bffe12ccb7e270e08910efcf50f9404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498504 No hag can resist affection.

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:06:40 2023 No.45503925
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Anyone has a Yukari picture with many of her hands popping up from gaps, up to at least elbow, to grasp her?
I've seen some, but I can't find that exact one. It had really cool looking arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:24:40 2023 No.45506384 >>45498504 I must be a male hag then

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:28:32 2023 No.45506412 File: 2.57 MB, 960x540, Sataniapunch!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45497911 No more hag!

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:34:59 2023 No.45506448
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"The hag sauntered into the room, a portrait of more effort than years warranted. She was trying to defy time, but couldn't outrun the irony. She'd dressed up the years with silk and colors brighter than a kid’s wild imagination, but it couldn't hide that age was starting to pull the threads, while gravity was starting to pull down her breasts. The illusion crumbled with every word she belted out, as sincere as a band-aid on a bullet wound. She was not fooling anyone."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:37:48 2023 No.45506471 >>45506448 IT'S PAYNE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:41:53 2023 No.45506493 File: 293 KB, 1478x1476, 1699081843022412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can the hags tell me how to win the shrine maidens heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:42:34 2023 No.45506496 File: 1.90 MB, 1200x1600, 1654213286766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45497911 Less hag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:46:12 2023 No.45506525 File: 1.13 MB, 2894x4093, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_whoru__c561307d6fc4915d3b06bbf93077a641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506496 >>45506412 More hag! Even more hag!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:49:50 2023 No.45506551 File: 408 KB, 1187x1678, __kaku_seiga_touhou_drawn_by_reijing_etrn__0a20672ea9170799961244439425dbee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506525 MMMMAXIMMMMUMMMMM HAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:52:21 2023 No.45506573 >>45506493 that smug okina... she's taunting me, like "c'mon boy, show me what's in your pants, show me you're a man" and this make my chinpo go diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:53:56 2023 No.45506583 File: 523 KB, 2000x2000, 1673463646154280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506525 Less hag! Even less hag!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:58:38 2023 No.45506624 >>45506525 punches hag into the moon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:01:35 2023 No.45506651 File: 2.06 MB, 1075x1518, __saigyouji_yuyuko_touhou_drawn_by_tousen__9a4b3be3580c99345fe29677d5c8a716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506583 HHHHAGGGSIMUMMM OVERDDDDRIIIIIVEEE!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:26:49 2023 No.45506829 File: 1.57 MB, 1200x1600, IMG_2488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506651 AND THIS...IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER...BEYOND!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:30:55 2023 No.45506872 File: 29 KB, 475x475, 1587480888963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506651 MMMMAXXXIMUMMM OVERCCCCUUUUUTEEE!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:35:59 2023 No.45506903 File: 255 KB, 1700x1950, purebreedingsex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506829 WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE since the accident anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:38:38 2023 No.45506917 File: 762 KB, 1576x1257, beyondcommondecency.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506903 FURTHER!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:43:21 2023 No.45506942 File: 883 KB, 1946x1892, 0042dfad8f70029398d34bfda8cfe044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506583 doing things to this kanakp is what turns her into >>45506525 this kanakp please do not contribute to kanakp's loneliness

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:44:05 2023 No.45506945 File: 3.02 MB, 2250x2905, __iizunamaru_megumu_touhou_drawn_by_mizuki_mukawa__65e2fae124b399e79c63ed4d7a7c48d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506917 TO NEW HEIGHTS, VIRGIN GROUNDS, PUSHING THE BARRIER TO IT'S VERY BREAKING POINT!!!

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:17:16 2023 No.45508899
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Alright, anons, how exactly would you get Yukari’s attention if you fumbled your way in to Gensokyo? Would you aim for her heart or maybe just have a comfortable friendship? What would you like your days with her to be like?

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:34:00 2023 No.45508978 [SPOILER]

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>>45508899
I will charisma break Yukari again and again and again with corny flirts and pick-up lines every time we meet, until she passes out from overheating. Then I will cuck her by impregnating and marrying Yuyuko. Any questions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 06:54:31 2023 No.45509073 File: 215 KB, 1200x743, 165808650737685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45508978 arent you afraid that Yuyuko might want to share you with Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 07:13:45 2023 No.45509180 File: 154 KB, 729x1035, IMG_1934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45509073 I hope not. That would be a very awkward threesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 08:14:25 2023 No.45509433 Hags are for intense cuddling and marriage And then for big happy family correction!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 08:22:05 2023 No.45509453 File: 1.38 MB, 1329x1066, 1549701691878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45509433 Junko has a good start in Heca and Clownpiece, but she deserves an even bigger family and more children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 08:45:15 2023 No.45509528 File: 156 KB, 850x949, Kanako (128).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506525 This is my favorite hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 11:12:22 2023 No.45510321 >>45509073 why is Yukari crying there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 11:33:04 2023 No.45510428 Fat saggy hags!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 16:12:50 2023 No.45512682 File: 329 KB, 850x1105, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_zan_harukahime__sample-c14797ab0261dc4c14f905ca7aa9d45c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This hag keeps purring at me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:26:54 2023 No.45513202 I hate hags

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:28:06 2023 No.45513215 >>45508899 The hardest part would be meeting Yukari because unless you hang around hakurei shrine a bunch or somehow have a shop she likes to frequent, you probably won't meet her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:32:21 2023 No.45513241 File: 324 KB, 850x1275, 1612455581467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mature feet are one of the greatest things in life

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:37:33 2023 No.45513264 >>45513202 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:38:41 2023 No.45513270 File: 1001 KB, 1600x900, 1585780415254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45513215 Just visit one of the montly hag nights and meet her there. Keine is bound to host it at some point or another in the future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:43:04 2023 No.45513286 I would absolutely drown a haghu in affection They would be defeated instantly

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:44:06 2023 No.45513291 File: 1.14 MB, 2357x3296, F6ykxKrbsAATl19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45512682 Doesn't suit her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 17:51:09 2023 No.45513328 >>45513286 >implying it won't be you who'll be defeated

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 18:36:12 2023 No.45513545 >>45513328 Charisma breaking my hagwife while she charisma breaks me until were both just a sobbing mess holding each other

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 19:03:06 2023 No.45513724 WAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 19:05:52 2023 No.45513744 File: 772 KB, 950x1510, 112775350_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, I love hags!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 20:30:20 2023 No.45514278 >>45513264 Manipulated woman in general, and mentally weak men are easy target to them. Don't believe their lies. Their mistrust is bigger than their age

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 20:32:37 2023 No.45514296 >>45503175 >>45513241 Yukari and her pretty hag friend’s cute feet…

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 20:54:18 2023 No.45514450 >>45514278 They can be honest, no?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 21:05:15 2023 No.45514527 >>45513291 Axolotls are totally cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 07:13:49 2023 No.45518079 File: 547 KB, 648x906, mima point.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't you think you're forgetting someone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 08:30:04 2023 No.45518503 >>45513744 But do hags love you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 10:27:20 2023 No.45519156 >>45510321 mogged by yuyumilkers

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:33:31 2023 No.45520418 >>45518503 No, they don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 13:35:26 2023 No.45520437 File: 166 KB, 850x1202, Shinks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45518079 And let's not forget the most motherly, most haggy of the bunch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 19:13:51 2023 No.45523040 File: 783 KB, 838x1000, headpat2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45518503 >>45520418 Pet your hag and she will love you back!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 19:26:15 2023 No.45523146 >>45520418 That sucks but it’s likely true. >>45523040 It’s worth a shot if nothing else. I will be sure to headpat the autistic gappy in particular.

Anonymous Sat Dec 16 03:04:20 2023 No.45526084
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>>45513545
Squeezing, sobbing and babbling incoherently with Gappy!
Ran coming by and looking at the scene, confused!
The fox pulling up a chair and watching the cry party, curious how long it'll continue on its own!
Crying and blubbering "I wuv u" at each other for several hours straight!
Ran deciding it won't ever stop on its own and shaking sense into you two!
Neither of you remembering what you were doing for the last few hours or what caused it!

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 03:48:50 2023 No.45526375 >>45526119 Shouldn't have fallen for the "hug me" trick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 03:54:01 2023 No.45526401 File: 73 KB, 720x783, 1644887187866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45526119 supposedly part 4 is in the works

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 04:00:22 2023 No.45526440 File: 100 KB, 1024x768, pouting cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 04:01:05 2023 No.45526444 >>45526401 How long has it been in the works for, ten years now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 06:49:43 2023 No.45527460 >>45526084 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 11:23:55 2023 No.45528742 >>45526440 Is she mad because the guy she’s been pining for won’t return her advances?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 11:59:09 2023 No.45529124 File: 260 KB, 1244x2048, IMG_3146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this senile old hag so much. I hope she loves me back. I want to have drunken banter with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 12:02:12 2023 No.45529171 File: 112 KB, 850x944, 1609786195789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45529124 She seems like the type of woman who'd dare you to take off your pants, and also let you touch her boobs as a joke when drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 16:03:16 2023 No.45530871 >>45529124 >>45529171 Mamizou is all attack and no defense the moment you show interest or get aggressive yourself she's going to be putty in your hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 06:00:40 2023 No.45535774 >>45523040 Yes, to ended up like this >>45526119 They don't/never love you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 07:29:10 2023 No.45536105 >>45526119 I have no idea of the context of this image but that it's from a game Qrd?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 07:30:07 2023 No.45536108 >>45535774 Calling her a sagger to intentionally hurt her usually leads to this. Other than that she will always have your back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 07:38:16 2023 No.45536146 >>45535774 No, they love you too much. It's why they scheme to latch on to you and never let go of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 09:21:35 2023 No.45536484 File: 204 KB, 432x320, papazou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45529124 >>45529171 https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7140126

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 09:35:12 2023 No.45536537 >>45536484 GIWTWM

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 10:14:01 2023 No.45536662 I am a slave to hags... I cannot defeat them no matter how hard I try...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 10:15:03 2023 No.45536665 >>45536484 Fuck it, I'd let her do that to me. As long as she says she loves me after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 15:26:14 2023 No.45538663 File: 1.17 MB, 1500x2000, IMG_3174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do NOT trust hags! They don't love you! They only want you for your young, virile human cock!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 17:04:15 2023 No.45539375 File: 1.80 MB, 720x892, Mamizou.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45529124

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 17:07:50 2023 No.45539403 File: 357 KB, 800x384, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__c048935f41b23efb9d1fb48ab478fdf5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45528742 She will have to approach him by force!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 18:38:45 2023 No.45540014 >>45536108 That's what all the hags said >>45536146 That's just manipulation, not love >>45529124 Too bad she only saw you as a meat toy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 19:20:31 2023 No.45540227 File: 470 KB, 1836x2528, 1697467607153474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They aren't hags, they're lovely, mature ladies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 19:24:14 2023 No.45540237 >>45536537 >>45536665 :D Quite the perverts, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 21:29:59 2023 No.45540873 >>45539403 I guess that’s what he gets for spurning Yukari and playing hard to get with her. Doesn’t look like he’s in any position here to say no anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 21:35:59 2023 No.45540903 >>45536537 Get In With The WoMan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:12:56 2023 No.45541054 >>45540903 God I wish that was me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:21:41 2023 No.45541111 File: 154 KB, 1400x888, come on in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45540903

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:25:35 2023 No.45541139 File: 279 KB, 825x721, heg in gap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:26:00 2023 No.45541143 >>45541111 Comfy cuddling session with Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:29:49 2023 No.45541167 >>45540873 How much leading her on can you do before getting gappy rape?

Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:32:12 2023 No.45541182
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>>45513744
Lolibabas aren't allowed, they are far too powerful with their youthful bodies without a single sag, even so much as looking at one can send a hag crying to the nearest ice cream shop!
Plus their charisma is unbreakable! How are we meant to defeat them if affection is futile?
We need to do something before they steal away all the young men!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:33:30 2023 No.45541189 File: 766 KB, 946x1336, 114295428_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45541182 i'd love to have a sit down with tei and suwako

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 22:44:50 2023 No.45541263 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, Yukari Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45541143 Me on the right

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Anonymous Sun Dec 17 23:03:12 2023 No.45541374

>>45541167
Considering how repressed Yukari is and all her pent up feelings, if there was a guy who caught her many eyes she probably wouldn’t tolerate being led on for too long. I give it a week before she starts getting handsy and after that she’ll uh, be more “direct” in her advances.
As in she’ll probably wait for her one-sided love to be alone before pulling the poor fellow through a gap and showing him how much she really likes him.

>>45541111 comfy quads for the sage!
>>45541263
Once you check in with her, you won’t be able to check out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 17 23:45:47 2023 No.45541787 File: 268 KB, 670x503, 1645140283780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45541374 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 00:10:27 2023 No.45541998 >>45541787 I think anon means Yukari will lock her arms while she fondles with your balls

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 00:36:30 2023 No.45542176 File: 681 KB, 800x800, 1365786766239.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45541998

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 00:37:30 2023 No.45542187
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>>45541787
I assume he means you're not getting out of bed until she wakes up. Her unconscious youkai-strength hug on you will ensure the snuggles will continue until then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 00:50:46 2023 No.45542282 >>45541111 https://e-hentai.org/g/2012819/203fa0e220/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 01:01:55 2023 No.45542379 >>45542187 You will starve to death then when she decides to take you on her winter long hibernation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 01:07:52 2023 No.45542428 >>45542379 You might be fine if you call out for Ran to feed you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 01:10:12 2023 No.45542450 >>45542379 maybe you can get by on milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 02:08:57 2023 No.45542881 >>45541374 Yukari-sama would clearly charisma break by the time she got him alone. She'd be reduced to a sobbing wreck as soon as she tempts him and he starts getting serious. What a troublesome women...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 02:17:45 2023 No.45542941 >>45542450 Is gap hag milk good for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 02:26:09 2023 No.45543009 >>45542941 Yukari's so old it comes out like powdered milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 02:59:45 2023 No.45543270 File: 610 KB, 984x1000, forever17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45543009 What? She just celebrated her 17th birthday this year for the 1,200th time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 03:21:24 2023 No.45543468 File: 165 KB, 900x618, eat a bean for every year of your life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45543270 Hag birthdays are great to attend, you get to see them wither away in person, just by them being there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 03:24:35 2023 No.45543491 >>45543468 It's okay, Yukari. I don't like celebrating my birthday either. We can mutually forget each others birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 03:29:25 2023 No.45543518 Why does Yukari get so weird about her age, instead of being proud of her centuries of experience like an elf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 03:53:16 2023 No.45543670 >>45543518 She's not-an-elf .

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:33:07 2023 No.45547187 File: 1.14 MB, 1512x1512, yukarimage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45542881 Her last resort will be showing him a little trick...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:51:14 2023 No.45547345 >>45547187 Dare I ask what this trick is? I don’t like the coy and downright predatory smile she’s giving here…

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:59:04 2023 No.45547412 >>45547187 H-Hey wait a minute, where's my prostate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:23:38 2023 No.45547598 >>45547412 marisa stole it last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:12:58 2023 No.45548304 >>45547345 She will reach through the gap and grab on something of yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:18:12 2023 No.45548331 File: 1.24 MB, 974x1399, 1679484958758930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come sleep with hags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:38:34 2023 No.45548462 >>45548304 What is she going to grab? Please don’t be penis or prostate like what this guy >>45547412 said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:52:26 2023 No.45548542 File: 584 KB, 704x1000, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_midori_misuriru8__8f984f3c23b5c8669e0f4a3c72300ea6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45548462 She just wants your hand anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:20:27 2023 No.45548698 I like hags because they make me feel younger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:20:42 2023 No.45548700 >>45548542 Oh. That’s actually a lot more benign than I was anticipating. Pretty cute actually. I wouldn’t mind holding this lady’s hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:32:56 2023 No.45548777 Snuggling Yukari so she doesn't have to cry herself to sleep again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:17:06 2023 No.45549086 >>45538663 Whoa, she looks fertile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:45:00 2023 No.45549361 >>45538663 >young, virile human cock! I'm 30.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:57:50 2023 No.45549486 >>45543518 She's gnot a gnelf, gnor a gnome

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:15:39 2023 No.45549616 >>45549486 Of-course not! They're too gnarl-y!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:16:40 2023 No.45549619 >>45549361 One prostate massage and you're as good as new! Are prostate massages actually pleasant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:37:47 2023 No.45549739 >>45549619 Bend over and we will figure out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 22:42:34 2023 No.45550190 Oh boy... https://files.catbox.moe/dw77dw.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 22:46:10 2023 No.45550215 >>45538663 Yukari was the inspiration for the fertilty idols of old. Look at that perfect body. And yes, she is entitled to my young virile human cock!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:28:58 2023 No.45550461 >>45548542 I would like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:34:33 2023 No.45550492 >>45538663 >29 I'm safe from hags

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:35:17 2023 No.45550499 >>45549619 Unfortunately, yes. Had an ex who was super into inflicting that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:35:52 2023 No.45550505 >>45550499 >unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:50:20 2023 No.45550597 >>45550499 >inflicting

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:51:04 2023 No.45550603 >>45550499 >stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:51:58 2023 No.45550610 >>45550499 >.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 23:55:04 2023 No.45550631 >>45550499 If you never made her do it while in a 2hu cosplay then you really wasted that entire relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:01:23 2023 No.45550665 >>45550499 Homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:04:48 2023 No.45550688 >>45550665 It's a woman's fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:43:47 2023 No.45550972 >>45550665 Nah. He's definitely perverse though. >>45550499 Where's she now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:46:01 2023 No.45550987 >>45550972 She was a couple hundred feet from the road down near stone mountain, GA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:47:07 2023 No.45550998 >>45550665 fellas, is it gay to do sexual acts with a woman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:51:29 2023 No.45551035 >>45550998 Women are just some guy's cum given physical form, gay as fuck to do anything with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:56:47 2023 No.45551072 File: 377 KB, 2048x2048, FtCH6ETaEAQBWvO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45550998 It's why she can't score. Guys are afraid of their friends calling them gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 00:56:54 2023 No.45551075 >>45550998 It's ok if it's with a child of the opposite sex. It's degenerate if it is with the same.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:01:50 2023 No.45551119

>>45550665
>>45550998
Certain actions can be gay regardless of who is involved. I know this is not what some people want to hear but having anything done to your anus is gay no matter how hot the woman doing it is. You can disagree all you want but it won't change the fact something was put in your asshole and that is a gay thing to have done to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:07:43 2023 No.45551162 >>45551119 call it what you like but it does feel good

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:13:42 2023 No.45551203 >>45551119 >gay is when a woman touches you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:20:50 2023 No.45551264 File: 57 KB, 510x414, moku frown upon sodomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45551203 >>45550998 Sodomy is pretty much homosexuality no matter with who it involves. Doesn't matter if its a finger or strap on, you are gay.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:30:52 2023 No.45551351
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>>45551119
This anon has a point, with one finger up your butt she can perform a hidden technique to hit the button that turns stoic men into drooling girls. Now it's two women in a sex act and therefore gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:33:32 2023 No.45551373 >>45551351 what's your deal, "Ran enthusiast who's suspiciously into anal play"? You're in like every thread even tangentially related to that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:48:54 2023 No.45551512 >>45550972 >Where's she now? No idea. She went to the USA to study something like agronomy but that was seven years ago and we haven't kept in touch since.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:52:18 2023 No.45551541 File: 165 KB, 850x850, chenscared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chen is hearing all of this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:54:05 2023 No.45551552 >>45551541 Ran and Yukari are going to be such bad influences on Chen when she's old enough to find a mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:56:17 2023 No.45551568 >>45551552 Yukari will steal her human on purpose to mess with her Ran will steal him on accident

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:59:09 2023 No.45551593 >>45551568 Chen would cry

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:05:43 2023 No.45551651 >>45551552 >>45551568 >that was my food!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:14:27 2023 No.45551699 File: 2.55 MB, 2560x1820, I'm the Black Cat You Helped Out the Other Day pg 16-17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45551568 >>45551593 >>45551651

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:15:13 2023 No.45551704

>>45551568
Yukari would definitely pull the card where Chen living under her roof means Yukari gets a claim on everything she brings in just to ride him. Ran would try and be polite, but there's no stopping mating season instincts from kicking in even if he didn't fall for her womanly charm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:15:53 2023 No.45551710 >>45551699 This was a fun doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:17:05 2023 No.45551722 >>45551699 Poor Chen. The dating pool when you're under the same roof as an 11/10 fox milf must be rough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:22:06 2023 No.45551754 File: 2.91 MB, 2006x2833, 114279606_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45551722 even if she can't have his heart she can still take what she needs

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:26:58 2023 No.45551780 >>45538663 Sorry ma'am, I don't want my children to be autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:32:07 2023 No.45551820 File: 1.17 MB, 780x536, chen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45551754 Chen will do anything to keep the hag and the fox away from her human!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:33:05 2023 No.45551826 >>45551820 she looks very gremlin-y in this webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:36:32 2023 No.45551845 >>45551820 Chen should know that sharing is caring and that her Master and her Master's master have love needs too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:16:22 2023 No.45552124 >>45551820 How would you escape this scenario?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:17:39 2023 No.45552134 >>45552124 Do a 360 and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:18:31 2023 No.45552145 >>45552124 spritz some water on her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:25:16 2023 No.45552202 File: 1.89 MB, 1920x1080, imagineRan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:28:49 2023 No.45552231 File: 259 KB, 1500x2000, IMG_3211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45506525 Kanako seems to have an affinity for bunny suits.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:28:54 2023 No.45552232
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Congratulations, you went from a powered up Bakeneko to a normal Bakeneko who's a bit miffed you sprayed her with a squirt bottle. Turns out all that extra power to pump out more danmaku isn't needed to pin down a single human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:37:45 2023 No.45552301 >>45552124 Couldn't you just politely say no? Surely Yukari and Ran haven't raised an outright rapist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:39:33 2023 No.45552315 >>45552301 She's a cat in heat, she will be relentless in pressing her body against you and exposing herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:41:55 2023 No.45552328 >>45552315 Can confirm, I used to own two female cats.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:44:41 2023 No.45552356
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>>45552301
You would think so, but between the sounds of you and Ran on the other side of the thin paper walls every night, and Yukari squirreling you away for "training" each evening, Chen notices a lot. She's a smart girl that can put two and two together; you all think she's asleep when you sneak out for some private time, but she's listening. Really it was a miracle it didn't rub off on her sooner. Combined with yearly urges and the increasing awareness of the constant male around wafting the smells of what transpired between him and her masters, she's going to take initiative for once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 03:46:55 2023 No.45552368 >>45552301 Yukari doesn't give a fig about someone's consent and Ran is only kept in check by needing to attend to Yukari.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:37:35 2023 No.45552672

>>45550998
Those 21st century issues start to annoy, don't you think?
But seriously, no.
Not counting hypothetical idea that no true females exist, and women and men are mere topological assembly veneers (unsure how to word it; and an outright fatalistic takes on the nature of reality, and, likely (hopefully) wrong — either way the same interactions that men and women have are present in all structures of the universe, regardless of dualisms and pluralisms, this reality is made on perpetual love/violence at all scales, between light and darkness/void, even the very basic intake of information by a sapient structure is violation of its preceding state), homosexuality is only defined by sex.
What bothers in this case are non-traditional sex acts through the lens of some value systems that are based on dominance mechanics and possess certain stigmas.
Homosexuality isn't inherently bad per se, in a sense, but it also very wrong, due to mechanical and spiritual issues.
On one hand, it's a basic act of incorrectness, you put items into places where they don't belong — corruption of purpose. Next, you have sexual mechanic itself, sex is violence, so violating a man in such a manner is in a sense mutilation, which is unbrotherly. Next you have pleasure — risk of hedonism, and lastly, risk of spirit corruption, personality erosion and internal value damage to one's orientation.
On the other, one type of mechanical interaction or another, arrow goes anywhere — it's all the same. In some sense, domination logic always prevails, because it establishes basic relation point, but that's an inhuman, evil logic, and more importantly, not actually a part of sexual mechanic per se, sex primary purpose is procreation only, the rest is bloatware born of complex specifics, pleasure included.

Simply put, no. But the social stigmas that presume some behavior as submissive, regardless whether or not its done in the right mental state and carries some select context and not any other, will still be perceived as such.
The more correct question is whether or not licking a woman's vagina is wrong, and the answer it depends.
There are 3 outlooks on this that I can see are these.
One, either to a pure hearted person all sex acts will be fine so long so they are not evil, ultimately malicious or corruptive in any way, and so long so that the nature of acts and agents themselves is pure — pure not necessarily as lacking foulness or any info pollution like that of chaos, but rather properly beautiful objectively and subjectively, and using explicitly correct matter-energy-information configurations in any configuration of these 3 concepts.
The second outlook is that there are intrinsic parameters to your being basic default state, and when you see something fucky, you rightly and correctly — so long so your values are correct by themselves, by reality and by you — you rebound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:45:08 2023 No.45552705 >>45552672 Not merely anal, even something as holy yet unholy yet infinitely beautiful as a womb can be put to question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:50:11 2023 No.45552743 >>45552672 And evil can be beautiful too, if/or not, specifically perverse — but some things are too much. Same goes for capital Good, it too can be too much, on rarer occasions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:54:10 2023 No.45552767 File: 764 KB, 2159x2938, IMG_3213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45552672 Gay or no, who cares what some random guy on /jp/ says. If it feels good then it feels good.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:01:38 2023 No.45552805

>>45552767
It's true that random people opinions shouldn't bother one. They can be simply incorrect or malicious.
However, dismissal is not wise.
>feels
An exceedingly dangerous stance to take, one that can kill your very body, mind, and soul, all your meanings, potential to gain meaning, can ruin your history, and can insult or ruin history of people you're related to.
Hedonism is attractive on the surface level, but those who stand on that path ultimately lose more than they ever gain, they can be too far gone to even judge properly, those types of sapience warp are horrible to behold, because in a sense those people are truly and irrecoverably gone bar providence, they are no longer truly sapient, and those who are, are ultimately not free.
Even extreme, inhuman pleasures, such as cellular scale mutual merge, or direct data feeds, are that which must be done correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:02:32 2023 No.45552810 >>45550998 Yes. Straightest thing in the world is to pound man ass. Having sex with women outside the need for children is homosexual barbarianism and degenerate.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:04:58 2023 No.45552820

>>45552767
And while your point is simultaneously valid as well, as it can be done justly and beautifully, nevertheless the issue of gayness bothers people, especially more innocent ones, rightly so.
I don't want them to be damaged.
Pretty Ran, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:05:59 2023 No.45552823 >>45552810 As straight as a circle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:08:11 2023 No.45552835 I didn't know we have so many Harvard doctorates in /jp/

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:10:12 2023 No.45552846
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>>45552767
This. If the fox wants to turn me into a drooling retard who am I to say no. Really my only rule is that the relationship isn't one-sided and I can charisma-break her in return.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:10:14 2023 No.45552847 >>45551351 I want to write more Ran prostate play smut but my hangup is literally just coming up with the plot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:12:07 2023 No.45552863 >>45552847 >more Ran prostate play smut >more This implies you've written some before. WHERE ARE THEY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:17:16 2023 No.45552883 File: 138 KB, 760x548, IMG_1866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cat is not going to read entire argumentative essays on if a woman fingering a man’s prostate is considered homosexual and bad. Goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:17:19 2023 No.45552884 File: 456 KB, 674x827, 16768033681200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where exactly does the prostate milker Ran comes from? Some Kitsune related ritual?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:26:03 2023 No.45552910 >>45552884 one guy really really really wants a kitsune to give him a prostate orgasm

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:27:21 2023 No.45552916

>>45552863
Sorry to disappoint you but it was only a small part of one Yukari/Ran/Reader ffm threesome fic that went into pegging. It was me trying to get practice writing that kind of thing. Except now I've got some practice and willing to come back to it I'm kind of out of ideas for the plot (very important).

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:27:32 2023 No.45552918 >>45552910 Ah, and so he commissions pictures? Makes sense.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:32:58 2023 No.45552938
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>>45552884
This gif >>45551351 and this image >>45552767 (pic attached is from the same artist) are the only ones to my knowledge that show Ran doing this. There's also the "dominant" interpretation or aspect of her that gets played up and depicts her in hardcore femdom territory which has some other images so it all gets lumped together. I think it's just because they get posted often enough to be recognizable.
Also this is supposed to be a hag thread, oops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:34:50 2023 No.45552944 >>45552938 Ran is no less old then the rest, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:36:50 2023 No.45552950 >>45552944 That came out wrong, sorry. And really, talking about women's age is simply improper! That is to say, all women will turn into hags, and as such can be considered to be honorary future hags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:46:12 2023 No.45552982 >>45552884 It seems more than a few artists have drawn her that way. I think foxes just attract more extreme fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:56:25 2023 No.45553040 >>45552950 Akyuu...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 06:25:43 2023 No.45553150 >>45552982 That'd make more sense with assumption that people who draw humanoid foxes tend to fall into that rabbit hole of continuous fetish acquisitions like furries tend to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:05:32 2023 No.45553313 >>45552938 To me Ran always seems like a borderline hag. She's got strong mother energy, she's raising a girl that looks like she's early teens or around that age, she's not far off full hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:08:53 2023 No.45553327 File: 561 KB, 850x1202, Mommy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45550665 Human, I'm going to be forced to assume you're a homosexual because you're incapable of being fingerbanged without imagining cocks in your ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:19:14 2023 No.45553372 >>45497911 >More hag And if that doesn't work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:35:18 2023 No.45553432 >>45553327 What about Ran's shapeshifting magicock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:47:20 2023 No.45553486 File: 1.18 MB, 715x1200, 113018265_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45553372 Hag will continue until morale improves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:50:21 2023 No.45553494 >>45553327 >>45553432 What if I'm imagining Ran's cock in my ass, is that gay or straight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:57:12 2023 No.45554102 File: 126 KB, 850x1258, yakumo_ran_chen_and_chen_touhou_drawn_by_statisticstater__sample-c3d763721361b40eb9b42dce91515b5f-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran wearing grandma slippers...WITHOUT her socks...Bros im not gonna make it ...

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:13:47 2023 No.45554199

Scenario:
Ran has had enough of Yukari's autistic spergouts and has locked both (you) and her into a room with no exit.
Due to [DIVINE INTERVENTION], her gaps do not work while in the room.
Both of you know what must be done before the door will open.
What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:15:20 2023 No.45554209 >>45554199 If Ran really wants me to I guess I can beat up a grandma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:01:08 2023 No.45554938 >>45554209 And thus anon beat up Yukari's cervix and now Ran has to deal with 4 mini gappies. Ran is filled with regret. The end.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 13:43:27 2023 No.45555266
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>Reimu, there aren't enough strong humans to solve incidents, it's time for you to become a woman.
Gappy locked her and (you) in a room with no way out.
You both know what you have to do before the door opens.
What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 14:17:35 2023 No.45555496 >>45555266 Propose to Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:49:20 2023 No.45556197 >>45554199 >>45555266 I have a lot of people to fuck. Not that im complaining. Im not the type to look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:50:58 2023 No.45556208 >>45554102 Slippers and feet a cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:26:27 2023 No.45556810 File: 699 KB, 900x864, chencuddle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Making Ran and Yukari jealous with the cat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 17:47:04 2023 No.45556965 >>45553494 Both. Futa are weird like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 01:57:01 2023 No.45559843 File: 3.32 MB, 3200x4600, 4bab3d2c74fa4fa2ca4bfb091a713eb6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari using the month as an excuse to invite herself in by sliding (gapping) down your house's chimney every day

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:46:36 2023 No.45560670 >>45559843 I don't believe in Santa and less in hags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:59:02 2023 No.45560717 >>45560670 Hags believe in you, anon. Don't let them down...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:02:09 2023 No.45560730 File: 396 KB, 900x860, fa5f0758decbd3babfc357fcd3d6d991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45560670 Hags want you to believe they aren't real so it'll make it easier for them to strike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:59:08 2023 No.45560948 >>45559843 What will she do if I’ve been good and I’m on the nice list? What will she do if I’ve been bad and I’m on the naughty list? >>45560730 Damn, talk about Christmas cakes. Also Suika.

>>	Komora Wed Dec 20 07:52:39 2023 No.45561310 File: 180 KB, 1000x1600, 41182761_p0-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love older woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:05:40 2023 No.45564359 File: 3.42 MB, 2894x4093, 1000004810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 17:43:05 2023 No.45564564 File: 1.34 MB, 1945x2000, sexxohime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45564359 Me too God I want to give Toyo an impure bastard...

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 18:16:41 2023 No.45564728
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>>45560948
>What will she do if I’ve been good and I’m on the nice list?
Come back tomorrow to make sure you're keeping it up.
>What will she do if I’ve been bad and I’m on the naughty list?
Come back tomorrow to see if you've improved.
Being santa is a hard job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 02:30:49 2023 No.45567112 >>45564728 Why do I suspect that Yukari is more partial to someone being naughty? And why do I think she won’t be giving them coal for being bad this Christmas? I wonder if she likes milk and cookies?

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 02:37:25 2023 No.45567140

>>45567112
yeah, leaving out milk and cookies is the kind thing to do
she'll spy on you and back off before acting on her feelings either way but at least then she'll have a comforting snack as she cries to Ran that she wishes she could find a boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 02:39:26 2023 No.45567148 File: 461 KB, 1023x1278, __mmd_download_christmas_lingerie_ran_yakumo___by_onigirikingu_dasi4ekw_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's Christmas time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 04:42:44 2023 No.45567599 File: 207 KB, 1062x1500, 1000004833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mor hag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 04:58:47 2023 No.45567665 File: 254 KB, 1890x1440, Yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45553372 Use more hag

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:45:26 2023 No.45568685

>>45567140
It wouldn’t be tradition otherwise even if she isn’t quite Santa with her outfit on.
And how would this lonely hag act on her holiday feelings? Hope her possible Yuletide boyfriend here didn’t end up as a part of said snack or some other tragedy befell him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 08:49:20 2023 No.45568709 File: 2.66 MB, 300x237, 1391649523451.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45567665

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 09:21:01 2023 No.45568876 >>45567665 this Yukari is the perfect icon of "Evil is sexy" and "Incredibly dangerous predator"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 12:12:38 2023 No.45569980 File: 3.64 MB, 2635x4175, 107365203_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498107 >>Why are hags so powerful? Because Hags have the most powerful and thiccest thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 20:40:30 2023 No.45573284 >>45569980 oh please I will never lose to hag th

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 21:27:31 2023 No.45573509 File: 745 KB, 704x1000, yuyukowife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hag wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 21:50:04 2023 No.45573631 >>45573284 Oh God, the hags got another one…

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:50:42 2023 No.45573890 >>45573284 >>45573631 Assassin, get do

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 22:56:14 2023 No.45573924 >>45573890 Another one bites the dust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 23:44:06 2023 No.45574164 File: 1.46 MB, 1200x1449, __fujiwara_no_mokou_touhou_drawn_by_15melon__4d6208f78b5e503a2414988b78517158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45497911 Human hag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 00:29:35 2023 No.45574411 File: 1.11 MB, 1024x1400, 60361010_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45574164 Not a hag, but I will say that her ass is top tier, especially in pants. More hags should be introduced to a nice snug pair of jeans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 09:03:40 2023 No.45576851 File: 1.92 MB, 4175x2976, 1655963272654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45573631 >>45573924 See? I told you guys not to underestimate hag thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 14:20:39 2023 No.45578678 >>45526119 looks like she's sticking her hand under his shirt ice cold yukari hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:09:22 2023 No.45578984 >>45576851 I never did though. One look at them and I knew even without a demonstration of their power that they were far stronger than I. The question is which haghu has the strongest thighs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:23:09 2023 No.45579062 File: 114 KB, 850x637, yuusit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45578984 I think the leglock 2hu would be a good candidate, were she an old granny like the rest of these hags and not a hip young go-getter hahaha please send he

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 17:52:44 2023 No.45580197 File: 266 KB, 800x565, hagsfighting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag Death Battle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 17:55:45 2023 No.45580215 >>45580197 My two moms fighting over who gets to shove their nipple into my mouth first

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:03:20 2023 No.45580272 >>45580197 >>45580215 two hags enter one anon gets breastfed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:13:28 2023 No.45580354 File: 492 KB, 601x654, sweatykanakomountains.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580197 would you help Kanako dry off after she fights for (the right to molest) you in the ring of honor?

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:21:48 2023 No.45580450
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>>45568685
>And how would this lonely hag act on her holiday feelings?
Very small chance of her asking if you'd like to spend Christmas with her. Very large chance instead of a festive kidnapping, where she comes down your chimney again, shoves/gaps you into her santa sack and carries you home. If you weren't so naughty this year santa wouldn't need to resort to such drastic measures to keep an eye on you during Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:30:34 2023 No.45580526 Do not get caught by hags or your antire diet will consist of hag milk for the rest of your life. (eternal because she fed you hourai liver in your sleep)

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 19:31:09 2023 No.45581050

>>45579062
Damn it all, another man has been HAG’d.
I hope it doesn’t happen to me…
…
There’s one right behind me isn’t there?

>>45580197
>>45580215
>>45580272
What if the foight ends in a draw? Will they simply reconvene at a later time? Or just agree to share and double-team poor anon?

>>45580450
Why be reasonable when you can just take naughty anon and correct him of his wrongful ways? I’m sure Santa Yukari and her more than capable helper Ran Claws would be more than up to the task. Might even make for a sappy Hallmark holiday film that can be shown to their fellow hags.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 01:10:20 2023 No.45583110
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>>45581050
The hags usually try to share but they can get territorial. A draw will simply just end the conflict with neither one taking any additional space from the other.
https://files.catbox.moe/m00cto.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 01:46:15 2023 No.45583306 File: 425 KB, 1006x1342, IMG_3249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukarin-san while I'm explaining to her the intricacies of Half-Life lore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:28:43 2023 No.45584007 >>45583306 Why HL in particular?

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 05:05:56 2023 No.45584162

>>45583110
There’s probably not enough young and interested men to go around so compromising like that is more by necessity than actual desire. So it makes sense they’d be so aggressive in getting a cute guy to their selves. And that linked image is way too much hag for one lad, I don’t think he’s going to survive with so much and many mature women smothering him!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 05:57:02 2023 No.45584395 File: 226 KB, 1302x2048, e9da13fd49caf7e6d8680adf6607e85e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yukari my beloved

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 05:58:18 2023 No.45584404 >>45584162 Imagine how funny it would be to be the most absolute cunt tease you can be by flirting with the hags and acting interested but backing out when they start trying to latch on.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 06:12:54 2023 No.45584494

>>45583306
Did you get to the part about Breen grub and his role in Epistle 3?

>>45584395
She seems a bit subdued here. Do you think she heard your beloved compliment and isn’t quite sure how to react or handle it yet?

>>45584404
It would be humorous at first but the danger that comes with leading them on and playing with these powerful women like that will have consequences. Terrible, terrible, consequences that will likely involve them becoming more forward when it comes to getting this little hard to get guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 08:59:20 2023 No.45585308 File: 821 KB, 2008x2048, bb9b8572337663f96a572a10451ba23e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hag gaming

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 09:00:19 2023 No.45585314 >>45585308 Playing nothing but Solitare and Pinball

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 09:01:28 2023 No.45585318 >>45585308 But why HL in particular? Yukari might be among minor few who would know how Ep3 was actually meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 09:37:32 2023 No.45585401 File: 259 KB, 679x576, IMG_2756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45584007 >>45585318 There's something very similar between Yukari and G-Man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:14:07 2023 No.45588905 File: 942 KB, 1776x1317, __yakumo_yukari_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_haiiro_gundan__df7167f4538e3d3a3946e7eed12d7b2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45584404 Expect to be chased around by a hoard of obsessed hags

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:15:01 2023 No.45588913 >>45585308 how can she game with all that tiddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:22:23 2023 No.45588968 >>45585308 playing Sven co-op with the hags

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:25:20 2023 No.45588998 >>45588913 that's where she hide her power-level.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:47:36 2023 No.45589168 >>45583306 How the fuck are they allowed to be this powerful?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 17:52:29 2023 No.45589192 >>45583306 Look at all that milk going to waste...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:04:50 2023 No.45589270 Hag is such a rude word! There must be more lovely words to call them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:07:13 2023 No.45589289 >>45589270 HAG HEAVENLY ATTRACTIVE GERIATRICS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:16:39 2023 No.45589341 File: 93 KB, 300x450, 1493310600988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45589270 Christmas cakes. After all, who doesn't love Christmas and cakes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:21:25 2023 No.45589376 >>45589341 we're also in season. but hag is straight on point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 18:33:15 2023 No.45589447 >>45589376 Rude!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 19:31:19 2023 No.45589812 >>45589270 Old woman or Granny

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 19:37:48 2023 No.45589852 >>45589812 >Hey, old woman! >Hey, ~granny~! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 19:40:17 2023 No.45589866 >>45589270 Ma'am. Drop that on your hag wife and watch the light go out of her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 19:45:30 2023 No.45589894 >>45589866 What is this, military?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:18:59 2023 No.45591124 >>45589270 They are lovely ladies

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:23:06 2023 No.45591144 >>45589289 Oh, Anon-kun, you're such an attractive geriatric, the geriatrickiest geriatric I've ever seen!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:24:15 2023 No.45591151 >>45589341 Don't cakes have an expiration date?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:25:16 2023 No.45591155 >>45591124 What if they misinterpret that as an sucking up attempt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:27:24 2023 No.45591164 >>45589270 The highest compliment for a hag is when you accidentally call them "mom" and then blush furiously and stammer as you correct yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 23:41:25 2023 No.45591233 File: 356 KB, 614x2047, 1697028397499465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45591164

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 00:13:33 2023 No.45591373 >>45591233 Reimu will not be allowed to live that one down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 00:20:47 2023 No.45591417 >>45591155 Oh well, I wouldn't want to call them hags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 00:34:50 2023 No.45591514 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1350, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_shio_futatsumami__50096d679b651850b41326d207ac690e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For mature ladies they sure do get easily flattered by your words

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 01:40:49 2023 No.45591993 File: 1.26 MB, 850x1200, mom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45591373 Watch your words carefully. Gappy won't let you live it down either if you make the same mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 09:16:31 2023 No.45594773 File: 307 KB, 716x937, 7552b379e8c267a605fcc0a4843a96d7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:16:08 2023 No.45599617 Step 1: fluster the hag Step 2: cuddle hag tightly Step 3: deal with the aftermath of severe charisma break Step 4: she won't let go anymore Step 5: you did this to yourself, are you proud of yourself? Step 6: you do realize this is permanent right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:16:46 2023 No.45599623 File: 377 KB, 1200x1600, GCG-5tdagAAyrWv[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christmas Yukari snuggling on your lap

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:20:10 2023 No.45599645 File: 413 KB, 1470x2047, GCHy6RabkAAsKYa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:36:38 2023 No.45599784 >>45599623 that's a lot of gifts, but all i want for christmas is indeed a drunk yukarin snuggling on my lap.

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:03:40 2023 No.45600019
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Gently telling Christmas Yukari that your legs are falling asleep!
Realizing too late that you are implying she's heavy!
Instead of just shifting her fat thighs she gaps you into the void!
Reeling from your limited human comprehension while floating in the horrifying dark sea of Yukari's abyss!
At least you aren't pinned by Yukari's fat butt anymore!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:03:45 2023 No.45600020 File: 1.11 MB, 1166x1500, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_roki_hirokix__fdca116227ba09ba38792a0cdb14c7bf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fun sized hag sags!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:06:48 2023 No.45600049 >>45506525 I can make you feel very good if you wear those on the bunnysuit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:22:33 2023 No.45600798 >>45497911 SHE IS 17!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:23:37 2023 No.45600807 >>45600019 (Eldritch) Woman moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:24:43 2023 No.45600818 File: 238 KB, 1280x1280, 17 again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45600798 How many times has Yukari celebrated her annual 17th birthday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:26:23 2023 No.45600826 >>45600818 Approximately ~1183 times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:10:16 2023 No.45601213 File: 40 KB, 152x298, screenie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice hat you turbo hag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:26:30 2023 No.45601327 >>45601213 Did OP know the hat would fit over the hag’s head?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:34:59 2023 No.45601409 >>45599623 I’d rather sit on her lap and be caressed by this pretty Santa lady. >>45600818 This is my favorite birthday Yukari image. Her forced and thin smile and eye-twitch are amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:44:05 2023 No.45601493 >>45600020 she can't fix me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:49:32 2023 No.45601546 File: 305 KB, 1288x2256, we like older women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45601493 That's right, she's going to make you worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:54:56 2023 No.45601589 I will not be defeated by hags!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:59:22 2023 No.45601610 File: 905 KB, 1032x614, hagtease.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45601589 Overcome the tricks of the hags!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:23:31 2023 No.45601764 >>45601409 Same. I just wanna snuggle with her and be the little spoon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:35:14 2023 No.45601843 >>45601409 >>45601764 That'd be easy for me, I'm a fat lad, but also only 5'5!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:49:26 2023 No.45601950 >>45601843 I’m a 5’11 twink, I hope it’s not too difficult for me

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:50:31 2023 No.45601956
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Her thread is dying and she needs to rest soon, but she lost her dakimakura and she can't sleep without it! You'll just have to substitute for it for the night, it'll be your Christmas gift to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:07:20 2023 No.45602037 File: 1.89 MB, 1900x1500, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_masanaga_tsukasa__49086ca1e1bd6c97c571e731c74d5006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45601956 Giving the hag a nice snuggle

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:11:00 2023 No.45602413 >>45601764 >>45601843 >>45601956 Well guys, we know what to do here. We can’t disappoint the lady here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:49:59 2023 No.45603611 File: 966 KB, 1306x1214, 114505297_p15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] old

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:54:14 2023 No.45603646 File: 113 KB, 850x1212, vile_seductress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45603611 The haggiest hag of them all! So saggy in fact that she put the authority of the other members into jeapoardy!

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