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Why does Japan have such strange depictions of ancient China? Pic related, it's Zhou Yun and Guan Yu.

>> No.4549778

what the...

>> No.4549777

>Zhou Yun
I think you mean Zhao Yun.

Who knows? Same reason they have strange depictions of everything else, I guess.

>> No.4549793
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And here's Lu Bu.

>> No.4549797

Because the Romance of the Three Kingdoms has been so done to death, that the only thing left is to use it for jerkoff fodder.

>> No.4549811

>>4549793
I would not pursue that.

>> No.4549813

>>4549797
Is it wrong to prefer the Koihime girls?

>> No.4549820

>>4549811
Why so?

>> No.4549825

I'm still waiting for scientists and philosophers getting the same treatment. When genderswapped those have the best pairings.

You'd have vengeful bitch Newton dominating Leibniz and treating her like a slave, bullied moe~ Tesla and tsundere Edison, wheelchair-bound Hawking, Kepler lusting after Copernicus onee-sama, Engels-tan trying her best to keep both herself and disorganized, daydream-prone Marx fed and so on.

>> No.4549830

Because school curricula in Japan don't include Chinese history. Teaching the kids that China too had a rich past and was a superpower in the ancient world would go against their policy of dehumanizing their East Asian neighbors, and the government wouldn't allow this.

>> No.4549833

>>4549825
Is Marie Curie the protagonist?

>> No.4549834
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no no no no no, Japan stop ruining my mental image of Guan Yu being the manliest manly man in manhood.

LOOK AT MY BEARD BITCHES, FUCKING LOOK AT IT.

God, he even used a polearm to fuck people up, is there even any more phallic of a weapon? is there?

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>> No.4549841
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Well this is how they remember WW2, so what do you expect?

>> No.4549843

>>4549825
I fully support this.
This is awesome.

Fund it.

>> No.4549849

>>4549825
That reminds me, there's a VN with a genderswapped Nostradamus.

>> No.4549845

>>4549820
slut

>> No.4549844

>>4549830
But romance of the three kingdoms seems to be quite well-know in Japan.

>> No.4549874

>>4549833
Curie would make a good shota.

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>> No.4549901

>>4549844
If you think that Dinasty Warriors and Ikkitousen aren't just bastardized retellings, sure. That's like saying that now that Dante's Inferno is out every kid in America knows of the Divine Comedy.

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Cope sent a challenge frae Dunbar: 'Charlie, meet me an' ye daur,
An' I'll learn you the art o' war If you'll meet me i' the morning.'
When Charlie looked the letter upon he drew his sword the scabbard from:
'Come, follow me, my merry merry men, and we'll meet Johnnie Cope i' the morning!

Hey, Johnnie Cope, are ye wauking yet? Or are your drums a-beating yet?
If ye were wauking I wad wait to gang to the coals i' the morning.

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>>4549834 is there even any more phallic of a weapon? is there?

Yes, there is.

>> No.4549912

>>4549903
This is the best thing.

>> No.4549916

The world would be a better place if everyone was a cute girl.

>> No.4549919

>>4549901
I'm not talking about the games. They really do know the book.

>> No.4549921

>>4549830
I doubt your claims. In the last episode of Bakatest there were a few questions about Ancient China.

>> No.4549927

>>4549921
/a/ please.

>> No.4549933

/r/ that picture with gilgamesh and saber and some ikkitousen girls sitting at a table next to their real life counterparts

>> No.4549945

>>4549830
>Because school curricula in Japan don't include Chinese history.
I can't think of any country that teaches Chinese history.

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>>4549933

>> No.4549996

>>4549982
Thank you!

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>>4549982
The best is Gilgamesh shitting himself

>> No.4550040

>>4550012

The only thing Gilgamesh is afraid of is himself.

Makes perfect sense.

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>> No.4550055

>>4550040
You know... That actually does make sense...

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Chou'un is kinda hot with her eyes open.

She needs to keep them open.

>> No.4551421

I have no doubt these guys were being homosexual all up in it in real history, so having them as girls at least makes it easier to watch.

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I don't know, man, I think it can be pretty accurate sometimes.

>> No.4551504

>>4551434
I loved that tutorial.

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>>4551434

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>>4550545
But having you eyes closed all the time makes you MYSTERIOUS and possibly evil.

>> No.4553585

Ikkitousen was stupid, but for some reason I don't regret watching it. Wonder why.

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i played nobunaga's ambition for the first time today. i had no idea sengoku rance was based on actual history.

i bet all the warlords and samurai are rolling in their graves.

>> No.4553673

>>4550545
She's hot with her eyes closed too.

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>>4553642
>i had no idea sengoku rance was based on actual history.

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:)

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>> No.4556876

>>4549751
because their history books suck, it was on the news 7 years ago. history when it comes to foreign countries sucks in japan.

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>> No.4557000

>>4556974
As always, Sengoku Basara has the best versions.

>> No.4557003

>>4551434
where this came from

>> No.4557021

>>4557000
You seem to have misspelled Sengoku Rance there.

>> No.4557034

>>4557000
>As always, Sengoku Basara has the gayest versions.

fixed

>> No.4557083

>>4557000
I disagree.

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