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4547937 No.4547937 [Reply] [Original]

No seriously /jp/, what would you do?

>> No.4547942

I see she's not armed

Break her neck, go back home and tell /jp/ about it.

>> No.4547945

Smash through wall

>> No.4547946

I'd stay with her, I just want someone to love me even if that someone is totally insane.
That rocking horse is kinda weird, though.

>> No.4547963

Give her a judicious dicking until she passes out.

Make myself something to eat.

Enjoy my new life.

>> No.4547968

>>4547937
I don't know. Is she rich?

>> No.4547975

>>4547963
You're locked in her bedroom with the door superglued shut, what are you going to do, resort to cannibalism?

>> No.4547980

I would apologize to her and try to explain to her that I'm not actually in love with her but another.

>> No.4547983

>>4547975

Eat my shoes.

Eat the bed.

That rocking horse looks juicy too.

>> No.4547989

>>4547975

I don't think she thought her cunning plan through. Maybe she expects bodily fluids to be recycled, you can obtain blood which will probably have a small amount of nutrients without killing one another, and urine coupled with this would provide adequate hydration for a while, but eventually someone'll probably notice you're in there and bust you out.

I highly doubt you'd die, but you might come close.

As for OP's question, I don't think I'd mind terribly much, so I'd go along with it for a while.

>> No.4547994

If she had a well stocked kitchen, a toilet, and a computer with internets then I would be happy to stay with her.

>> No.4548000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocking_horse

>> No.4548001

>>4547975
Once set, superglue is quite brittle. Kick door repeatedly = crack the glue.

>> No.4548008

>>4547980

Enjoy being brutally murdered

>>4547963

The only correct answer

Although I might have to try to make her understand that we still need to be able to get out of the house to eat

>> No.4548009

>>4548000
>jousting penis practice

>> No.4548015

Making sweet love together everyday

Okay

>> No.4548020

>>4547945
This.

But only because i'm the Kool-aid man.

>> No.4548022

>>4548008
I would die loyal to the love of my life.

>> No.4548023

>>4548009
There's worse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutunus_Tutunus

>During preliminary marriage rites, the Roman bride straddled the phallus of Mutunus to prepare herself for intercourse—or so say the Church Fathers who construed this act as a horrific loss of virginity. Arnobius says that Roman matrons were taken for a ride (inequitare) on Tutunus's awful phallus with its immense balls, but other sources specify that it is brides who learn through the ritual not to be embarrassed by sex:

Reika Bitch Training: Roman Edition. Now with more baboon rape!

>> No.4548026

1.take t.v
2.Smash yandere's head
3.fuck dead body
4.?????
5.profit

>> No.4548030

>>4548022

And make your love live with you being dead? You're so heartless. You should want to be with her as long as possible. It wouldn't be that hard to outsmart a Yandere, anyway. Just cuddle with her until she falls asleep, slit her throat, then find a way of getting out of the room. You don't have to be unfaithful at all!

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4548035

Personally i can be even more insanely aroused than she. I think she's gonna regret it after few days.

>> No.4548048

Dominate her and make her submit to my will over time by acting more insane than her.

>> No.4548049

>>4548030
She would have to be real to be able to live with anything.

Of course if she was real I would want to be with her, but I much rather not kill someone.
If reasoning won't work then I'd go for escape naturally, it's not like I've never kicked a door down before.

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4548062

>>4548049

>I will die to a crazy person so I can be faithful to an entity that I admit does not exist and that I will never be able to be with

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>>4548035

If he didn't really want to fuck his little sister, I'm sure he could overpower her.

>> No.4548066

It's hard enough to find a girl that's interested in me, what's wrong with wanting to be with a girl that's obsessed with me?

>> No.4548076

sauce?

>> No.4548077

>>4547937

Source?

>> No.4548101

>>4548062
I am hopelessly devoted and don't want to settle for less then the girl I've fallen in love with.
Even if that means I have to spend the rest of my life chasing a dream that might never come to be..

>> No.4548104

Only after complaining about the poor photography skills she shows.

>> No.4548108

What the fuck is wrong with her right foot

>> No.4548184

I would make sweet love to her, as she requested.

Also sauce pls ?

>> No.4548323

>>4548101
You sound like me, get your own lines.

>> No.4548344

Is there any doujin that depicts what a satisfied yandere is like after sex? I imagine it would be pretty moe

>> No.4548358

>>4547937
A yandere is fine too...

>> No.4548376

>>4548101
Jeez, you still haven't gotten shot at yet? You're a pretty lucky guy.

>> No.4548375

wtf, give the source already

>> No.4548387

fakku translate all those yandere doujins

>> No.4548389

>>4547937
She doesn't look so bad. She doesn't seem poor at all (look at DAT HORSE). She loves me. Fuck yeah. I nee to eat, though. Nah, I'll worry about that when I'm starving.

>> No.4548398

>>4547937
I'd get a massive erection.

>> No.4548403

>>4548009
That's called vandalism, anon.

>> No.4548424

We require more sauce.

>> No.4548428

isit normal that i'm more disturbed by that rocking horse than everything else?

>> No.4548431

Rape is the only correct answer. Plus points if I can get to shove the head of that rocking horse inside her. Shit will be so cash.

>> No.4548448

You will never be raped by a yandere...

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>>4547937
I'll sleep with her once, ask to make sandwich, then break the door and go back home.
Hm, I guess I should also take my photos back.

>> No.4548464

>>4548457
Ah, yes, the horse, I'll be stealing and selling the horse.

>> No.4548483

>>4548448
It's not rape if I say yes.

>> No.4548527

You can't imagine how much this kind of situation would please me (as long as the girl isn't ugly) ! To enter a room full of pictures of me, knowing that someone loves me more than any human ever could...

But I am just a basement dweller with a diseased skin.

>> No.4548541

needs more source

>> No.4548545

Is it a trap? If not, I knock her out and kick down the door, and leave. Then go get the cops.

If it is, SEX FOREVER.

>> No.4548567

to anyone here looking for souce:
op just like attention. for not giving souch allready, punish him by ignoring him.

if you really want to fap, go here
http://www.fakku.net/manga.php#

>> No.4548586

>>4548567
It's not about fapping, it's about the source! We want more yandere olev!

>> No.4548619

>>4548586
well the pic was defintly taken from that site. souce is somewhere there.

but for yanderes, well i don't know :/ (apologies for smily)

>> No.4549440

>>4547937
source

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4549472

>>4548035
I thought I had forgotten about the image that was traced from. I was wrong.

>> No.4549489

Who the fuck superglue doors, anyway?

>> No.4550367

>>4548323
How am I to know if it has been said not by the me originally by the you in the past?

>>4548376
Yes I suppose I am.

>> No.4550380
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>>4547937
Turn into Bison, get a small television and look at it while saying "yes, yes".
Then go back to normal and spend the rest of my life making babies.

>> No.4550449

>>4547937
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>> No.4550478

Im SCREWED in

>> No.4550811

>>4548567
Not OP, but I read that manga somewhere only. I am ashamed to say that I don't recall the name though. Basically, that girl is his cousin, and when he came to visit his aunt, the aunt wanted to keep his arrival a secret from her, because as you can see, she's batshit crazy. Hell, she almost beat her mother up for not telling her. Then she confessed to him again, etc, they had sex and when he wanted to come out, the door was shut.
And then...
the page OP posted.

Again, sorry I don't remember the name.

>> No.4550830

Break down door, call police.

>> No.4550859

I say god damn yes. The only downside is that if i ever talk or look at another girl she will cut my dick off.
But on the positive side, she will never stop loving me and never betray or leave me. Whatever i do.

>> No.4550916

http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=2720
Sauce for you guys.

>> No.4550955

>>4550859
This, as long as she aint butt ugly i can live with an obsessive yandere.

>> No.4550993

Bedroom doors have their hinges on the inside.
Hinges are flimsy metal and very easy to break.

I don't think I have to say the rest, do I?

>> No.4552042

>>4550916
Super thanks!

>> No.4553773

>>4550916

A thumbs up to you, sir.

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