Monster Girl Thread

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Knighthood

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You killed miss jinko

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Which girls used to get posted a ton but now are forgotten. Which do you miss?

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>>45456842
onis fell off

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>>45456831
>There's no time to explain, get on my back!

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I'm gonna IV drip a healing potion into my veins and give my vampire wife a doppelganger potion!

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Lads... I'm in agonizingly desperate need...

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>>45456866
her and hatter shop at the same place i feel

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>>45456857
No sorry, I only trust centaurs with massive boobs

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>>45456842
I feel like Liches and Anubi used to be a lot more popular.

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>>45456846
>be paladin
>strike down a slime in a labyrinth I was sent to purge
>she split into four and is now chasing me through the maze like I’m pacman

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>>45456895
good luck

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Royalty should wear fancy clothes.

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>>45456866
You sick fuck, THIS is what you want?

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>>45456831
What the dog doin'?

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Regular succs are the best, especially the dorks in the LN universe

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>>45456908
bogie clothing entrapment?
Oh i'd hate that.
what an awful fate.
couldn't think of a worse thing to be, then smothered between a soft shirt and softer plush bogie booba

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>>45456923
His world is lacking cait siths unless they haven't monsterized yet.

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>>45456925
bogey, i meant bogey!
mixing terms up might attract scary clowns

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>>45456908
haha who in their right mind could possible want to be smothered with endless love haha

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I'm going to put on my orange winter camo and grab my trusty rifle and go hunting for Whitehorns. I don't mean hunting as in hunting for a wife either I am legitimately going to shoot at them while sitting in a tree.

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>>45456900
Bones mean this is not comfy...

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>>45456923
they deserve good husbands

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>>45456935
>I'm going to put on my orange winter camo and grab my trusty rifle and go hunting for Anon. I don't mean hunting as in hunting for a husband either I am legitimately going to shoot at them while sitting in a tree.

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>>45456939
it's okay they're female bones

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>>45456935
>super evil anon tries this
>looks down barrel of gun
>hears evil laughter behind him
>that's funny, he thinks, he didn't shoot anyone yet, why is there evil laughter?
>arms restrained by branches out of nowhere
>more wrap around ankles and he is hoisted into the air upside down
>gun falls harmlessly to forest floor
>now face to face with ancient evil dryad who resonated with off evil anon's evilness

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Reminder that Slimes don't mind if you punch or otherwise hit them. Actually they quite like the feeling. But don't stop there! Get as much of her slime in your hand and give it a tight squeeze! Get physical!

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>>45456948
>be so evil that you get an instant evil wife
I will save my evil points to get a really evil wife!

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>>45456943
How will her fat ass get in a tree? Huh?

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>>45456948
>ancient evil dryad
>purple colour scheme
>has even got the tree rings around her eyes
>probably did some evil tree things
>like scare off that bird from building a nest
>or creaking ominously near those campers

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I really like dryads and I wish they were posted more.
The real question is, do dryads replicate the personality and appearance of the trees they inhabit?
Oak dryads are strong, reliable, tall, and have an almost olympian apperance.
Birch dryads are romantic, young looking, and lustful.
Elm dryads are massive nerds and dorks.

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>>45457007
Best story I know was a dryad who caught guys and locked them into the trees with a tentacle attached to their dicks.

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>>45457012
Where can I find that?

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>>45457036
I lied it was asmr
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/46990766/post/64577494

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Friday night finally coming back from work and I really wish I had an auntster waiting for me, ready to drain all my stress and tiredness from the week, preparing me nice food and being there for me to have a good time...

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All alone on a Friday night? Dead inside? Looking for something to read?
Take a look at:
The Great Monster Journey - by RSanon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28673736/chapters/70293690
One of the great writers of ye' old times.

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>>45457070
I liked his story about the manticores that kidnap men and tail gangbang them.

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>>45456960
That comment just earned you some incendiary ammo anon

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sorry wife, the sex is going to have to wait another night, I've got to shitpost on 4mon!

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revere the emperor expell the mgs.

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I put a sign up on the window of the food truck I run that says "We don't serve Danuki"
Hate them fucking coons, ain't gonna have them greedy coons coming to my business.

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SWEATY
OCELOMEH
THIGHS

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>>45457102
Been trading some rogues, anon?

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>>45456842
There used to be a lot more Wendigo posting in the past.

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>>45457146
that he gives his succs tails but neglects many of his animal girls is an unfortunate twist of fate

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>>45457153
Coatposting was fun.

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should I be worried about introducing my young son to my neighbour's hellpup or other neighbour's jinko cub?
Imprinting and childhood friends are a myth - I think I'll just let him play by himself.

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>>45457107
>at gym
>mirin an ocelomeh doing some squats
>perfect mocha thighs
>notice her looking at me in the mirror
>oh fuck
>racks the bar and struts over with a smug grin
>asks if I'd like to join her for some cocoa after I'm done
>ask if she means the drink
>cat gets even more smug

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>>45457188
>son goes up to hellpup
>she squishes her beans on his face
Meet your new future daughter in law

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>>45457188
at least there's that hebi babysitter

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>>45457199
Silly monsters. The childhood friend never wins

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>>45457188
>Monsters want to give their daughters the childhood friend marriage
>Rare anon with a son suddenly getting a LOT of people asking if they can arrange playdates.
>Takes a lot of guts to say no to Mama Hound, Mama Dragon, or Mama Hebi.
>Cause if you thought a single monster was bad (you are right), but almost as bad is a married monster supporting her daughter

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>>45457190
>walk into my lizard coworker's cubicle to ask her something
>surprise her when I start talking
>she squirts blood out of her eyes at me

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>>45457200
I am so sorry, but a month after Anon's mom met that *unfortunate* accident and passed away, Miss Hebi became Anon's new Stepmom.

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How do you guys think the fate thing would work? Personally, I like to think of it as subtle and barely there, like the force.

Example, you don't want to be claimed by dark elf slavers so you run and trip down a very steep hill and hurt yourself a bit. Then a girl you actually like a lot finds you, nurses you back to health and marries you.

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Telling a Bicorn I want to marry her right now and don't want a harem!

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>>45457219
>he still things he gets a choice
You fell for propaganda and disinfo.

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>>45457199
I'm going to watch that unfold in slow motion and be unable to stop it.
My poor boy.
He will be cuddled for the rest of his life.
Maybe I can cancel it out by getting the young jinko next door to scare hellpup off.

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>>45457078
The gloryhole one? It was good but personally I feel scared sleeping around, no clue why. Im not religious and don't care if others have slept around

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>>45457219
fate in the sense you cannot escape happiness
fated pairings is mostly for waifufags

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>>45456939
They're Halloween decorations anon, they have the personality of cores

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>>45457242
that's a big oni.
maybe getting the guided tour from the kunoichi was a bad idea.
s-she wouldn't just leave me here in the middle of the oni trail, right?

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>>45456842
Picrel and manticores, don't get me wrong they're still popular but they're way less popular than they used to be

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>>45456842
In the good old days before spergs made it one setting dominant.

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>>45457258
Of course she wouldn't leave you on the trail, she would however give you to her to keep the rest of the tourists from being harassed by her
I hope you like muscle worship and drinking sake off her abs

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>>45457213
>Monsters want to give their daughters the childhood friend marriage
I don't think they would really try to arrange anything like that or it would be very uncommon, the monsters are described to be rather hands off with their parenting methods.

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>>45456939
she wanted kfc prease understand…

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>>45457219
I dunno how subtle mamono fate is.
>One day you wake up surrounded by a swarm of tiny, fairy-sized succubi.
>They immediately drag you out of bed, dress you up in your finest T-shirt and least stained pants, then push / pull / prod you out of your shitty basement apartment.
>There's a 6' tall lizard woman working a grill in front of your building, and a single table nearby, with two chairs.
>A meaty H'orc sits in one of the chairs, dressed in a dainty sundress and looking around, barely able to meet your confused gaze.
>"Sit! Sit!" the chorus of succubi chant as they drag you to the table.
>The lizard woman winks at you as she flips a burger.

>As you take your seat across from the H'orc, she gulps audibly.
>"So, you, uh, come here often?"
>The succubi are all watching, chattering quietly to each other and giving both of you thumbs ups.
"Uh, yeah?"
>The succs start high fiving each other like crazy.

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>>45457269
oh come on, just cause she's got thighs the size of a tree trunk, is twice my height, and has a rapey smile doesn't mean she isn't just a big lovable goof who I can cuddle with!
...help

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>>45457275
i think they'd encourage them to play together
and if they so happen to take a liking to each other, that's great too

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>>45457279
Fight or die anon.
Fight or die.

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>>45457291
>wisp off to the side holds up a "die" sign
she's my biggest fan

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>>45457236
That's nice, personally I like the soulmate stuff. I don't even have a waifu, I just really want someone I'm made for and vice versa y'know? Someone I can be a perfect partner to, someone who will never even be able to leave me because I'm just so perfect for them

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>>45457320
the net result is the same. it's mostly sophistry

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>>45457320
>, someone who will never even be able to leave me
grimdark moment.

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>>45457232
>He ends up having all three of them become best friends
>When they grow up he ends up being sandwiched between jinko and hellhound tits and abs
You have doomed your son to a life of rough sex and gentle cuddling

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I think it would be cute to see how a dragon would deal with some kid annoying her.
throwing a frisbee into her cave
pulling on her tail
calling her 'Scaley Jane'
laughing when she screams 'I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU!'

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>>45457279
>mamono world is just Final Destination but with sex
>seeing a guy snag his pants off on the edge of a desk and fall only for a girl to slip and land cunt first on his dick is a regular occurrence

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>>45457348
unagi joro slime breaks the physics engine

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>>45457341
You ignored the second part anon, because I'm addictive and perfect for them and vice versa. If I'm a shithead then yeah, people should be able to leave me, but in MGE demonic energy would make me the perfect husband in everyway.
>>45457328
True, it's not like you'd ever be aware. First thing id probably do if I got to MGE is beg to become a servant of Eros or mara.

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progressive weed smoking monster girls with undercuts whomst are my age and ideally dominant.

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>>45457344
what have i done?
can I stop this cruel and unusual twist of fate, or is he truly doomed to a life of scorching and stripes?
maybe that whitesnake down the road has some tips...

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>>45457357
>slip on a patch of eel slime
>slide screaming for six city blocks
>clip the heels of an irritable demon manager who has given up on love
>she ends up riding you while you slide off into the sunset

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>>45457344
Reincarnation is such a perfect mix of weird and unnverving, and romantic and idyllic.

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>>45457366
Based

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>>45457386
unimpeded really is a great shirt

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>>45457380
>Another fine job from the Eros Unagi.

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whenever i see a boog, I can't help but feel like i could pick them up.
not just the small ones, but arachne, soldier beetles and oomuakde to.
Like, oh no, an oomukade is coiling me? Just pick the dorkpede up. Probably will ball up in fright.
Boogs just look really light.

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>>45457391
Indeed it is, wonder what kind of punny shirts monsters would wear.
>>45457382
It is, honestly it's terrifying to me. I'd cling to my partner in the afterlife

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>>45457412
>wonder what kind of punny shirts monsters would wear.

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>>45457411
they are more scared of you for a reason.

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>>45457380
>see a great shadow on the horizon
>muffled music plays in the distance
>the shape gets closer, larger, rounder
>you can hear it now
>katamari damacy OST
>oh no
>the ground rumbles as the sphere begins to consume the city
>immediately get stuck to the dark matter
>arms, legs and various other monster appendages emerge from the muck and pull you deeper in
>have to ride out a city size orgy because some lonely khepri kept pushing her dark matter around
such is life

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>>45457159
And they're not tiny thin weenie tails either

It's weird, right?

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Do you guys think monsters would be sensitive to how shit our world is? I personally kind of dislike how much we infantize em, especially since the old ones would be very used to evil shit, I feel like they'd sympathize but wouldn't have breakdowns or anything

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what do they even do for sex ed in mge? this shit seems complicated.

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>>45457479
Semen is power. Get a reverse harem and become the DL.
It's what she doesn't want you to know.

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>45457486
Mental illness

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>>45457476
they might bemoan the romantic opportunities available to us but our suffering is hardly unique

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>>45457489
It's a logical way to gain power and makes perfect sense in the setting.

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>>45457501
unless you read it
but i guess you already answered that

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>>45457503
Quote the part where it says demonic energy will reject the non monogamous monster girls.

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monster girl gamers using the term 'milked' when they outskill a male player. streamers who use this term often face backlash for being a 'matriarchy supporter'

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>>45457501
>>45457508
Protip Mick:

You aren't the main character

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>>45457515
neither are you.

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>>45457508
'k
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Mamono's_Mana_(p28)

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I had a dream where I witnessed a monster that had her husband killed and the following pain and anguish was absolutely horrifying
I feel incredibly bad

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>>45457524
>In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.
Just seduce them bro.

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>>45457522
You spend all day every day in a thread full of MGE fans and have a mental breakdown when people talk about MGE.

Again: You are not the main character and nobody cares about you.

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>>45457386
>Now listen, human centipede movie that use cultural oppress up Oomukade and you should ou SHITLORD was a shitty approrpiation to systematically and promote teraginy be ash ed of liking it!

What did she mean by this?

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>>45457538
Ok.Jump off a bridge.

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>>45457479
MGE sex ed is probably monsters telling their daughters
>you know the basics, when you find a boy you like ask him about the rest

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>>45457476
They live in utopia overseen by benevolent gods and near demi-gods where basically the whole world is driven by the search for true-love.
I'm sure they'd be both extremely sad but also strong and determined. Some might cry, others might begin a grand cleansing.
At the end of the day they're still people with their own thoughts and way of looking at the world.

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>>45457606

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the big scary ones make the best cuddlers

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>>45456842
ushi onis used to be talked about all the time, now we can go whole threads without anyone bringing up our little rape train.

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>>45457655
and they're so grateful

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>>45457662
Ushi lovers got dragged into wifi-less caves in the mountains

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>>45457476
the old ones wouldnt have breakdowns, the new monsters who have only known peace WOULD break down.

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>>45457672
join the club.

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>>45457672
I don't tend to me misanthropic, but this line of thinking makes for some fun portal scenarios. I live the idea of Druella 2.0 and Eros looking at our world and deciding that a crusade to save us is in order.
Deus Vult.

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>>45457694
This but from the opposite side.
Deus vult.

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>>45457279

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>>45457717
cute succs

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>>45457722
Foxes are the best when they're small.

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>>45457736
Correct and true

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if it means the end of our evolution as a species so be it.

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>>45457755
No anon, MGs will be our beginning

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>>45457755
Monster girls are technically speaking just humans because we can produce viable offspring with them

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>No mantis gf who shreds the bodies and eats the heads of your enemies
Seriously, I need this cold killer in my life. Who else is gonna protect my garden from rabbits, and my trash from raccoons and possums? Who else is gonna grab those birds and eat them alive before they divebomb my car with slimy poo?

I'm talking actual animals, not other monsters

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>>45457766
They are parasites on a new level. They simply need your genetic material to kickstart the process. But no human is left.

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>>45457767
I bet she would cutely nibble at your neck.

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>>45457777
Do these quads lie or not

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>>45457219
The girl is a dark elf. She nurses you freaky style and makes you like her. Or she gives you first aid and sells you off after you go fetal and cry.
>but I don’t like dark elves
Then why were they chasing you? Checkmate, atheists.

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>>45457780
I hope she takes a play out of Ms. Mantcore's playbook and makes comments about how my flesh tastes good and rustles her scythes as she does so to get a reaction out of me.

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>>45457780
No! Anything but that!

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>>45457279
>see an interesting woman you vaguely feel might be right for you
>both of you get filled with a dozen love arrows as soon as either of you thinks of making a move
Nothing personnel, Anon. Cupids are very busy and overworked. Please understand.

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I've seen Heaven and it's thick, wet, and gooey.

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>>45457801
>>45457809
It's part of something I like to headcanon; that even though monster girls don't kill human men, they'll still feel compelled to sort of recreate ways they were known for doing just that. For example Ittan momen were known for choking their victims to death but instead, now, it's a bit a kink where she might decide to gently place her hands around your neck and apply the slightest amount of pressure during sex.

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defeat the succubi with sex
it'll really embarrass her and stuff

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>>45457832
succs are easy to defeat

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>>45457476
No. I imagine that humans are crazy and violent anywhere. Monsters have to deal with it. She can whine after she’s tied him down safely, probably post-rape.

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>>45457829
Huh, same. I see it as just a flicker of their normal, dominant instincts. It gives the species some spice. Sneks and spiders love to wrap and nibble, beastmen love to "devour", demons tempt and seduce. Quite fun.

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>>45457840
Lims too

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>>45457840
They say the same thing about human men

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>>45457827
Heaven is void of light, Jon.
>tfw no Onne san Eldritch Baphomet to explore the cosmos with and constantly make more Dark Young with.

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>>45457860
Good thing no one is writing down my many weaknesses and giving it to succs

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>>45457829
Same.
>Sandworm chasing her future hubby even though he's got a mana marker and clearly wants a sandworm wife
>Arachne wrapping you in web and biting you as if she were injecting you with venom to melt your insides
>Lamia coiling around you and just getting a little too tight while licking her lips and flicking her tongue out at your face to taste you
>Your mino wife of 10 years jumping at you when you get home, "splitting your head" with her demon silver axe or charging you with her horns
>A pair of p'orcers tying you up on a roasting spit and carrying you off to be cooked alive, but actually you're getting chained up to be their slave
>Dormouse existing near you
>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth, before blowing it back out and into your body
And in all these cases, all she has to do is say "hubby, let's make love," but they just feel the desire to take things up a notch or two.

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>>45457525
Resurrection and banzai make death cheap. She can literally chase him to Hell, or Hel. Both equally good options. Or she could wait for him to reincarnate and then savagely rape him with the force of a billion suns. That works too.

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>>45457878
>rata uses her reverse-trap dhampir friend to infiltrate human bars and get men to talk about all the things they like in a woman
>spits her beer out when she meets a guy who likes sporty women with flat chests who like to adventure

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>>45457882
>>Sandworm chasing her future hubby even though he's got a mana marker and clearly wants a sandworm wife
I was going to call you a fucking retard, and I read your post like twice and I was going to say why the fuck would a slime keep chasing a man who wants a sandworm.

but alas, I was the retard, and I clearly have slime for brains.

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>>45457882
>>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth, before blowing it back out and into your body
gonna have to be a "no" from me on this one, chief

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>>45457912
Gotta live dangerously my fren.

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>>45457882
>Succ visually ripping your soul from her body during lewd, sucking it partially into her mouth
What would if she actually suck it out?

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>>45457882
You married her, her fetishes are now your fetishes . Marriage is about sharing, after all.

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>>45457912
i like wights having soul-play

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>>45457924
Body becomes a soulless husk and begins to die. Your soul is in her belly until she spits it back out into the body, at which point, the body returns to life and any damage received from the process of dying is reversed. Your consciousness is wherever the soul is. You wouldn't feel, smell, taste, see, or hear anything. You'd just sense becoming one with her.

I recommend against this. Most succs recommend against this. Only the most depraved, fallen succs would even contemplate using such an ancient, forbidden magic, and even they almost always decide against it. Too risky. A lot can go wrong. It's supposed to be a permanent death sentence, not some fetish play.

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>>45457920
>>45457938
Succs are to gentle and loving to even consider it!

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>>45457924
Then you have been defeated by Shao Kunt, the heinous Wisp sorcerer.
>Your soul is mine!!
Should’ve worked on that Shadow Kick, Johnny-boy.

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>>45457764
>>45457766
mgs impedes progress

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>>45457959
progress for who though?

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>>45457964
That cashier that keeps making passes at you.

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>>45457970
>cashier flirts with you and asks if you want her to make you dinner
>decline and say your frozen meals are good enough for you
>many hags instantly look at you
woops

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>>45457959
for humanity to have a future we have to reject the ideas of the old world.

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>>45457899
>a guy who likes sporty women with flat chests who like to adventure
They aren't COMPLETELY flat...

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>>45457991
>damphir shows off her big chest
>it's actually pockets of holy water and anti-vampire tools
>she's actually flat as board

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>>45457991
>Anon finds he can't stop staring at his "bro's" ass
>almost cries in relief when she exposes herself as a girl

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>>45457991
>>45458041
Remember to refuse to believe she's a girl. She'll have to prove it

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>>45458004
She's mad because the cow gene is carried on the vampire chromosome.

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>>45457942
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>>45457956
After reading all of this i will never trust succs again
I hate them now

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>>45458046
You won't be so smug when she puts those abs to work.

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>>45458055
they're used to overcoming such hurdles

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>>45458055
Good. Give yourself to a good girl that won't ever come close to harming you like a unicorn or angel

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>>45458055
but succs love you?

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>>45457062
This but with thirsty oppai loli auntster

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>>45458077
How?
>>45458085
They might harm me tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458085
Imagine Succs finding out that there are men that prefer literal corpses over them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458109
Zombie chan needs more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458109
Now imagine her face when you say you love her more than a literal semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458109
Man, Jiangshi are too overpowered. I love zombies, but you can pose a Jiangshi into whatever position you want and pound away at her until her tight frozen pussy is all warm and limbered up, and while there's literally nothing stopping her from slowly and gently wrapping you up and humping you, she also has the option to go full sprinter zombie on you too once she is warmed up.

She's literally just a better zombie except no wight evolution.

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>>45458109
>losing over a corpse that anon found in the mg mart bargain bin
how can succs recover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458109
zombie lesser succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457127
To be fair (with the right kind of help) Zombies are fully customizable with the kinds of limbs and body parts you can add or swap around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458109
To be fair (with the right kind of help) Zombies are fully customizable with the kinds of limbs and body parts you can add or swap around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458133
Wait, does the one on the left have black sclera? Fuck it, I'll take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458164
Zombies can have black sclera too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45458257
gonna cum in her pot and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458261
>"Oh thank you! That was the last ingredient I needed!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458265
didnt know i was gonna do unpaid labor
ill just take back my cum and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458281
you know the old mamano saying, "no refunds"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457827
This post makes me imagine a slime ghost or will-o-wisp that imprisons your soul in her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>runs to your left
>"You're too slow!"
>appears on your right
>"You're too slow!"
>runs circles around you
>"You're too slow, anon!"
>slaps your ass from behind while still looking like she's standing in front of you with afterimages
>"You're too slow, haha!"
>"Wanna go out and get chili dogs now?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458368
Piss off blue rat, I want the edgehog.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are at their most dangerous right after they wake up. Not only do they have captivating bed hair, but their voice is extra seductive.
This is partly why you should NEVER accept to be roommates with a Succ; the rent is dirt cheap for a reason.

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>>45458395
That's why I'm roommates with a vampire, I don't even have to see her at all and the rent still gets paid.

[Anonymous No.]

Something tells me my new elven maid has some kind of dark, troubled past. I just can't put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458395
>Erotic sleepy bedhead succ wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt
And that is how I became a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458418
>succ falls asleep planning her seduction plan for anon
>wakes up
>anon loses to her while she has bedhead and wearing anon's shirt
>she likes the results but is disappointed that all her planing was wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458417
>Ask her what her last profession was
>"War leader... Against dirt! In a war against dirt!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458418
>>45458430
Imagine spending countless hours studying your prey, picking the perfect outfit, accounting for all possible scenarios, learning new seduction techniques and even asking your mom for advice
Only for Anon to insta-lose because you wore his shirt and mindlessly said you want him for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

cundead

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>>45457127
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457717
is this new? it's very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457102
I will not pay my taxes, I will lie to the revenuers and g-men and I will marry a monster invader. Be glad I am not actively subverting the human empire unless you want to push the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456844
Such lovely, voluptuous alcoholics

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458546
oni needs to be blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457476
>I don't like to talk about the old days, but since you're asking I've personally killed more people than both atomic bombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458546
>>45458555
Would you accept a job as a sake-boy in the local Oni onsen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458613
Depends. What does a sake-boy do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458613
that depends, do i get my own tiger striped underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458619
Get in the hot spring and serve sake to the onis.
Whatever happens in their drunken haze is also part of the job.

>>45458632
If you to get raped on your first day, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458446
It must have been a rough traineeship for her. I just wish she'd stop humming Viva la Vida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458394
I want the yellow one, you know which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458632
my thoughts exactly
what's the point of fornicating with an Oni if you do not get the tiger print pants? the looks are slick and the stats are insane

[Anonymous No.]

Walking through akaname village and telling them to eat my ass was not a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457694
>How to beat mamonos: kill all men.
Our government will nuke us

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457797
That's the reason why I will always have something to KYS. I refuse to get paired with a mamono I hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457878
Marshmallow cat are based

[Anonymous No.]

I want sci fi monsters
aliens even

[Anonymous No.]

>"There's no way you could want to date an actual monster like me anon, before the current Demon Lord took over, I was an evil murderer and I killed hundreds of innocents attacking the settlements of the Order! I didn't even spare the women or children! And I was hideous too! I many limbs and eyes and horns and teeth! I can never atone for what I did! You should stay away from me! I'm no good and I- Are you even listening to me?! I'm pure evil! I'm the worst person you'd ever know!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457043
very nice gobbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458951
Shut up and get this dick you mopey bitch won't have time to whine while we're busy raising six kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458944

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458951
True, gtfo or kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458902
Don't let her pick your dates either, unless you want to end up in a sauna, go for a run or even visit a volcano.

>>45458944
Need spacewurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458951
Shut the fuck up and go back to your old dragon form before my dick goes limp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458940
If you get a regular cat it's nearly guaranteed it'll watch you jerk off.
A marshmallow cat would never.

>>45458953
I dunno Anon, have you seen her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459008
Nekomata will be replaced by marshmallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458931
Think, anon, think. If you hate her so much, why is she chasing you? It’s because you like her, going by KC-logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459135
Indeed, this is thread canon and she wouldn't chase after me. KC is based and protect us

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459135
Anon is just a tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459161
How does your favorite species deal with a tsundere anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459161
I hate vampire, bunch of pricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458944
Double teaming easy human chicks with my Villuviax bros (female) on the weekends. It’s not xenosex unless you’re genitalia touch! Even if they do, you can always yell “No xeno!” really loudly when orgasming. That’s why humanity is the superior species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459180
Only two pricks, assuming she’s got good sim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459154
>run past dark elf slavers
>get hogtied and delivered to your waifu
>it’s like the amazon delivery service, except their speeches are about violating elves instead of public sex. Also, they men work in their factories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459161
>You both yell “I don’t even like you baka” at the same time during the first date
>entire restaurant facepalms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459302
>D-don't get the wrong idea! I only went on a date with you because I like the pies here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456831
That dork thinks she's in a dark fantasy setting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459178
>tsundere anon vs eros monster
This is outrageous! It's unfair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459288
Nope, I i don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Somebody stop the elves! They're getting too powerful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459546
Storm, earth and fire, heed my call!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459546
>Insert chaos space marine joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459520
>get hogtied by whitesnake
>she plays classic rock during the whole trip
>”Have you heard the good word about Ryu?”
>she sets your junk on fire before leaving you with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459366
>ten minutes of thinly veiled and thirsty conversation
>about pies
>using pies as a stand-in for how they actually like each other
Many such elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459630
It got weird the moment she said that she wouldn't mind waking up to this pie every day for the rest of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459593
Still bad, don't get why you need to hogtied someone

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if lamias can sense when a man wants to be coiled.
I mean, it's a hard thing to ask out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458430
surce?>?

[Anonymous No.]

FLASH
WOOOHHOOOAH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459694
Fine, but you need an Eros professional for that.
>get a fast action tranquilizer arrow to the back
>so fast that you didn’t even notice the arrow
>you simply wake up in another location
>you see the girl of your dreams
>she’s looking at a pink sheet of paper
>she says the perfect words to get your new life together started
>the bill from Eros comes in once y’all settle down happily
>”Wtf is this bill? I ain’t paying this shit.” you say
>instantly get headshot’d and hogtied

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>>45459685
If you think that’s bad, they take decades to move past the metaphors. Even during the sex.
>”I want to be covered head-to-toe in this deliciously filthy human pie’s filling!”
Why are tsunderes, just why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459943
Fuck it, I will chase her myself

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get this fucking cat. What's "ligma"?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell a Greenworm that I hate her and hate monsters and I hope she dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460018

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a girl with TWO penises. Then I slide my dick in and out BETWEEN her penises.
It will be the most erotic sex that has ever been sexed, and there will be many fluid ounces of sperms all over us.
Mamono need COCKS. TWO COCKS. EACH.
If you want a mamono with one cock that means you're a FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459827
This but with multiple lamias

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45460046
>Anon walks into the snake club
>He's blushing and can barely squeak out a "H-hi."
>All the lamias look at each other and nod

[Anonymous No.]

garter snek lamia or slowworm lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457219
Some people would run from dark elf slavers, some people would run too them, sometimes you need fate, sometimes you bust into fate while its taking a dump and clock it in the face.
Potato tomato, you know? Think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459933
>”Anon’s dick is unflamed? DIIIIVE!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457348
I can see it
Imagine getting in your car and driving off only to find that your breaks don't work anymore and your seat belt isn't clicking in. You're desperate but you were on the long back roads going 90 to make the trip shorter. You can't even slow down and on the next turn you lose control and slam into a tree.

You figure that this is it as you are ejected from your vehicle into the dense forest. However, you fly straight into a dryad after your pants snag on an unrelated tree branch just when she was lamenting never finding a man thanks to how remote she was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460164
careful anon.
isolated dryads are crazy and also likely evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458603
Pretty small body count all things considered for an ancient being thats lived 1000+ years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457476
I feel like they would be disappointed that humans still choose to fight eachother even with the absence of a uniting threat (like pre DL monsters) - perhaps evidence they need monsters in their lives to reach their full potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458603
pre-DL monsters should be actively making the world a better place and getting liches to fix their mistakes in order to make ammends for their prior deeds.
Probably wake up with ptsd dreams, so hopefully have a husband to cry into the chest of at night.

[Anonymous No.]

yeti is canadian

[Anonymous No.]

sex creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460187
Any monster that looked this way would become radicalized very quickly. While there is plenty of good and beauty here there is always horror lurking just behind everything

[Anonymous No.]

Watch what you post online, you wouldn't want an Eros correction squad to knock down your door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460332
You are right. There are anons outthere who need their help more than i do. I don't mind staying alone for a couple more years, maybe i don't even deserve the Eros correction squad. I will be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460332
Eros succuvirus attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460388
This, I'm fine being alone. I've been alone for 27 years and I can be alone 27 more. I stopped feeling lonely about a decade ago, anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460399
>I stopped feeling lonely about a decade ago, anyways
If you're here, I don't think that's true.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, abandon you monster loving ways. Return to tradition with getting a human paladin wife. You both can go invade the demon realm as a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460434
... nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460434
>Loving relationship
good
>Invading demon realms to become a monster
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460452
... nah. Way too extroverted. And I hate travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460462
dont worry, the demon realm can come to you,
just dial 0800-DRUELLA-GET-AN-INVASION

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460434
sure, but first she needs to drink this funny pink potion I got, it'll give her buffs for the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460420
Nah, trust me. I remember the feeling, this is just an extension of waifufagging. Now the meta is all about letting out my negative emotions by writefagging every day and hobbism

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a reptile...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460392
>Anon keeps posting hatespeech (advocating for divorce) online
>His computer gets infected by a succuvirus
>All his posts are now about how cute succubi are
At least you're safe from her, unless you wear a VR headset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460523
Is that you kejbro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460534
DO NOT BUY ANY COMPUTERS OR MONITORS MADE AFTER THE PORTALS OPENED
NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE AN EROS BACKDOOR, BUT THEY HAVE MAGIC TRON BEAMS TO ALLOW SUCCUVIRUS TO RAPE YOU!
YES RAPE. THAT CUTE VIRTUAL AVATAR IS GONNA RAPE YOU. IF YOU'RE LUCKY SHE'LL COME TO YOU IN THE REAL WORLD, CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE IN VIRTUAL SPACE, WHERE THE SUCCUVIRUS HAS THE POWER OF A GOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460502
How do you deal with a much larger, older reptile who sees you as absolutely adorable?
One who looks at you the same way you'd look at a baby capybara.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460560
With how pricey GPUs are, how could you not buy a monster-built PC?
Can't beat their price/power ratio. The "Succ Inside" logo they put on all the cases looks nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

So if a zombie and a ghost come from the same "body", do they feel what the other is doing?
Can I fuck a zombie and make the ghost really flustered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460621
They are completely separate beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460621
Damn, imagine being turned into a ghost and having to watch as your reanimated body chases after random men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460621
Gotta fuse them with a silly dance.
Their overlapping voice is gonna be pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460576
Just like any other monster who fits that description, let the pampering begin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460560
Will the Gremlin next door stop bothering me if I tell her I still don't have an SSD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460717
>She hands you an SSD full of lewd pictures of her
>As well as a shady "Shog.exe" file

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458281
Good for nothing dark mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460560
gremlin da breast

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460756
ive ran the numbers and... yep. gremlin is the best and breast

[Anonymous No.]

>Open wide, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460837
Gonna stick mine between her pants and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460837
this is just a girl with green hair theres nothing gremlin about her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460871
>same hair colour
>same eye colour
>same type of cat ears
>gun
gremmy just chose to exercise her body rather than her mind for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458126
not only that but they are very meaty and have the biggest asses of all undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460817
Anons love high undead like Wights and Vampires, but you should always keep in mind that the nobilty is one hell of a dramatic mess.
This is why you should aim for a low undead from the slums instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460878

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460939

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460216
Yetis are Nepalese, they move to Canada for the big city life and adapt to their culture

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1733483433064857736
Mrs. Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460994
She looks unhappy
>reproduction prohibited
anon... no.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461008
>reproduction prohibited
I'm going to spay all the foxes and save the world from overpopulation crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461023
Any spayed kitsune's reproductive system is just going to go full EVA Unit-01
>Go berserk
>Regenerate
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461007
Single Echidna:
>Evil boss at the end of a high level dungeon
Echidna after giving birth:
>Extremely motherly housewife
The contrast is quite harsh, snakes are weak to pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461023
>spay the foxes
You don't know the fate you just condemned yourself to for suggesting that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

isopod or shrimp gal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461091
Wait, a Windows logo?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460923
>the nobilty is one hell of a dramatic mess.
The only mess here would be the size of the creampies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wight to finance my dream homestead lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461143
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/5b/1f/5b1f789d8a4ec323437cde10b39240bf.png
Consider the mantis shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461182
fookin prawns

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

sneks are incredibly dumb
so dumb!
really stupid!
empty headed!
no brains!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460689
This pic reminds me
No-one has ever given me anything on Valentine's day
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461365
Look cute all you want worm, we know what you did to that corn field.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460576
thats me and my massive and older wurm wife gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461378
It was self-defense.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461561
I ate really spicy doritos so I can't kiss anyone but a taco cat, Ignis or Lava Golem, discuss

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461365
+5 to cold resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461613
Cold fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461604
taco cat would much rather some hot cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461641
I see, so this soothes the burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461655
it's a ritual thing that goes back generations. a deeply important sacrament for their culture, and vital in worship to tezcatlipoca. Tacokots MUST be given hot cocoa regularly, as tribute, preferably with whipped cream and marshmallows - it would be an offense to their culture to do otherwise.
NO IT IS NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE TASTE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461640
No, hot fish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456831

[Anonymous No.]

>Well, I'm off to save the prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461815
Best snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461927
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461682
Well, there are worse religions.
>>45461802
Blue fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461956
>abandons you and lets her "cute underling" eat you alive or just fucking kill you if you slip up and lose
garbage forced """waifu"""

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461682
Are tezcatlipoca real?
>"They revere monsters known as "tezcatlipoca" as gods"
So are they incredibly succesful kots?
Is the giga hag tacokot a tezcatlipoca because she can make a really spicy chili?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461574
The goblin red district is just an elaborate dating market.
You give a gobbo 5 copper coin for a blowjob, and next you know you're married with 6 children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462026
They feed on sacrifice, clearly. Much like the original aztecs decimated the local tribes.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna ask tacokot if she can skip the ritual and just introduce me to Quetzalcoatl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461956
*ahem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460549
Nope, but here I am. Still working on that rant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462083
Is that monster girl doctor?
Should I watch it

[Anonymous No.]

pandas dont know how to have sex and need zookepers to guide them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462081
>Quetzalcoatl
It takes a special kind of man to love a monster with no human legs nor human arms.
She better have massive titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461975
ok bro. See you in part 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462108
IIRC one of the reasons pandas are so difficult to breed in captivity is because they don't like when people watch them fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Using her film suit as a fucktoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462042
Goblins are crafty little boogers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462140
No anon, you are her film suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>The tacokots "Goddess" is just a bored cheshire with some hairdye and gold piercings

[Anonymous No.]

>WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MINECRAFT???

[Anonymous No.]

ah, goblins. Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462086
May the DL bless your Kejs with luscious hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462182
I said Ace of Spades was better back in the day. I miss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462148
Well I guess I'll go fuck myself then lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462211
Build and shoot is for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456842
Manticores used to own these threads.
Shoggs used to be super popular.
There used to be a lot more pharaoh vs. apophis stuff.

Really, a lot of the discussions used to be limited to a small subset of girls. And while I do miss a lot of the old discussions and memes, the range of girls discussed today compared to 5+ years ago is much more varied. Well, that is, when we aren't being blasted with elves and foxes from vanilla aspie squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462322
I really enjoy how the breadth of art has changed from a few months ago where things were starting to become the same 15 mge images over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462311
Dark elf fashion is why elves as a whole have a bad reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456842
As a similar point of discussion, how do you think girls become popular, or go up in your own personal estimation?
Is it waifufags?
Is it specific pieces of art or stories?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114088515
ms kraken(lactating)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462105
It's... fine. The plot to basically every single episode is:
>MC is a doctor and treats a monster girl
>Monster girl falls in love with him during treatment
>MC is oblivious even when he's CLEARLY turning her on with his medical examination.
>MC solves girl's problem and now she loves him forever.
TL; DR--very paint-by-numbers harem anime tropes.
Has a cute spooder but she's barely in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462362
>That Jubjub
How do you politely tell her to stop drinking so much strawberry milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462344
Good*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461975
Yeah, monster magic made Luka love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462348
You have to understand there is a specific subset of autists who will see anything that resembles a thread meme and run it into the ground. Do you remember when whatever the fuck the last profile was "officially" released here and we had a bunch of people trying to post greentexts and shit but it fizzled out really quickly? A lot of stuff is like that.
Popular is a very loaded word here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462417
>Popular is a very loaded word here.
Actually, in Georgia they say "Cokeular" for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462395
any form of communication with a jubjub is a risky endeavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462417
if that were true then malef, krampus and pyrow wouldn't get discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462417
it's kind of hard for new girls to stand out. ms malef seems reasonably appreciated but dragonnewt doesn't have much going for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462463
This only happened with the latest and there was clearly a sudden glut of greentexts we had already gone through that died abruptly.
Pyrow and krampus were like three years ago anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462479
shit where does the time go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462479
>Pyrow and krampus were like three years ago anon.
Man. Hopefully we get the next couple girls released sooner. How many are we missing anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462571
I'd rather KC do the other thing and retreat it all and make it just for the inner circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462576
i wonder what's it like being stuck in a perpetual tantrum

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Kot is cold, I will let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

i desire for malef and her dum, strong yet loyal wurm underling

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tacokot to track me, hunt me, and then love me forever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462348
Usually the most popular girls like Hellhound, Demon, Wight, etc. have a combination of striking designs and profile art, fun gimmicks and often being appealing to both femdom and maledom fags. Foxes, Elves and Dragons are already popular outside MGE too, so they're getting a boost from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462584
I'm just dedicated to monster girls in general. You wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

If my local paladin was a naughty girl who had no time for romance, will lady Krampus bring her a nice vial of succubuss nostrum for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462452
>Ask a Jubjub for direction
>She leads you to her bedroom
>Ask a Jubjub for the time
>It's sex'o'clock
>Merely say hi to a jub
>She replies with a wing hug and kisses

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of hakutakus please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462609
What's the backstory?
You found a really cool looking stick in the forest as a kid on vacation and she has since been hunting for you because that stick turns out to be sacred wood from her village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462646
One Learn Cow coming up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462663
She found some cool looking footprints and I said they were lame and tracking was lame.
Stupid tacokot, I'm too smart to be tracked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462646
Imagine stumbling upon your hakutaku teacher secret Monstragram account where she posts pictures of herself wearing outrageous outfits and cosplay.
She never shows her face in those pictures but you'd recognize those breasts anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462664
The mg largely responsible for my brainrot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462680
there's no mail, like blackmail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462663
Tacokat is just chasing the red string of fate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462721
That maid is BEGGING for anal correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462736
need me a maid that's bad at her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462663
>What's the backstory?
I called her latinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45457102
eh?
monster girls would fit the "ab-human" category 100% since they need humans to procreate and so on except succubi and demons

[Anonymous No.]

how many here remember wanko to kurasou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462766
Uh, they *all* need humans to procreate. Some mamono can convert human women into mamono, but that still requires a human. Also, I'm not sure if that's standard procreation or something else. We need a biology haku to weigh in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462795
Who is kurasou? I can't wank to just anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462663
i looked like a good bed warmer and "would lick hot chocolate off her abs and thighs" kind of guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462797
Thank you dear. It's not actualy procreation, since it does not produce a new organism, and the monsterized girls does not actually share any new DNA of the ones doing the monsterizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462815
what about dark slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462797
all monsters expect succs,demons,devils would fall into ad-human,hell we have
Ratlings = halflings
Squats = dwarves
Ogryn = ogres
Navigator = cyclopes(or rather triclopes)
Felenid = catgirls
And so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462841
Sorry, I don't watch Star Trek.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Haku knows you're weakness to kisses and oral stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462757
Is that so you can punish her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462875
Thanks to that one rata now everyone knows it. The Omukade that always sits on the back of the class is giving me really weird looks now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462868
me neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462874
I don't mind maing the desert gods angry, I would eat out this pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462893
Bacon pussy mmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462874
I want to pinch her pig ass this she oinks for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462876
nope

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462916
i will now subscribe to her religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462646
i like it when ms haku rubs jerks me off when i get the answer correct and then gives me a nursing handjob when I'm a really good boy and get 100s on my tests

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462916
What you are about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

[Anonymous No.]

devil > demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462916
I, uh... confess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462916
Sisters wurm faith is so strong it even outshines Sister Angel fervor.
Blessed be the mind too small to doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462954
i'm not sold on headwings but if she's blue i can be persuaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463012
so what of jiangshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463028
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463035
fallen angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463044
sure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463050
blue oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463085
see what happens after a couple drinks maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463092
a wurm in blueberry flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463102
okay but she better have black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463102

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463106
how about purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463114
i suppose a sweater is worth similar points

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters to deal with anxiety?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463159
The one and only. The softest, the comfiest, the warmest, the pampering expert.

[Anonymous No.]

CHOCOLATE WURM
SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE SPERM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463174
what sound bogey vagina is making

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463187
choco wurm with big milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463201
Pomf pomf pomf
GET YELLOWED GET YELLOWED GET YELLOWED

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463201
something about the pleasure of being indoors

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463221
cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463174
is she mute?
id like a bogey with a voice box in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463231
bogey with a pull ring and string to make her talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463170
Need purple big boobie snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463264
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463274
happiness is unusually large purple titties

[Anonymous No.]

Following the powercut and loss of space heater, apopsicle has frozen.
Please send a fire monster so we can get an thawed apopsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463296
Why does shit keep breaking at her place.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that basilisks make excellent henchmen. They have an extremely powerful magic attack and they'll go along with basically anything because they have zero self confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
made for asmr correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
i'd go with imp, familiar and hobgoblin for henching

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
Tell me about snake, why is she wearing the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
Playing with a snake's feelings is like playing with fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463383
cool and you should do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463306
She uses them beyond their stress limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463401
those bra straps never had a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
wurm is actually the best henchman, as long as you are perfectly clear with your instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463331
>they have zero self confidence
I'm going to rip off her mask look her in the eye and call her cute.
>>45463382
>why is she wearing the mask?
4u

[Anonymous No.]

The end of the basilisk's tail is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463404
Grape snake is freezing, and you're making jokes about her bra?
That snek milk is going to be snek sorbet unless she gets a heated blanket stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463397
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get raped by my Bicorn auntster who then drags me into having sex with my adoptive mother and my other aunts.
Just imagine seeing an Oppai Loliba Baphomet get forced to suck her nephew's cock via bicorn hoof pressing against the back of her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463423
Why does her mask imply her to be mono eyed, when she has two eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463187
Moves away from the dick to breathe in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463507
two-eye masks look dorky

[Anonymous No.]

>been avoiding porn for a week
>haven't even looked at these threads for a while
>generally prefer hags over lolis any day
>get wet dream about a lovey-dovey alice
FUCK
Can I give her a mushroom to make her chest grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463585
How about anubis instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45458940
>don't worry Puff, I won't let mom give you a bath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463597
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463585
Oppai Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45459933
Hebi karaoke:
>"Here I go again on my own
>"Going down the only road I've ever known...

[Anonymous No.]

why hebi got fangs when she got no poison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463619
they are highly venomous but disinclined to bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463607
I like to imagine after you finish the red queen quest she grows into a full scale succ wife, or at least a teen waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463613
More like
>HEY I JUST MET YOU
>AND THIS IS CRAZY
>BUT HERE'S MY WOMB
>SO FILL IT MAYBE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45461289
If that's true, then why am I married to one?
Checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

welcome to cow store

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463585
Deep down every man loves little girls and flat chests, your temporary abstinence made you get closer to your instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463705
How do the cows get the buffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463657
oh ms hebi, always with those jokes about her aching and yearning womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463613
Hebi sings 1985:
>Anon was gonna be an actor, he was gonna be a star
>he was gonna shake his ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463720
They drink specialized potions from alchemists to change the properties of their milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463747
exceptionally slutty suzuran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463705
Hello I'm looking for a flat loli cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463841

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463770
https://youtu.be/G9zXF4W-X48

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463841
rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463858
>>45463862
Thank you, I'll take both

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463613
>don't tell me to stop
>tell the rain not to drop
>tell the wind not to blow
>cause you said so
>tell the sun not to shine
>not to get up this time
>let it fall by the way
>but don't leave me where I lay

[Anonymous No.]

>Yo, Anonyama! What's up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463849
She looks like she'd rape me in the locker room.

[Anonymous No.]

Goblins sure have a lot of energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463924
Ah, the exchange student makes her debut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463924
>>45463974
Careful, she's tougher than she looks, she was the strongest at Ice Cap High!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463372
>Imp actually thinks she's the leader but still obeys your every order if you ask nicely
>Hobgoblin has a group of adoring fans who follows her around
>Familiar who tries way too hard to be useful during every battle
Good luck on your adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463937
one mustn't let their guard down around gym bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463372
Imps will always find a way to betray you and take charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464012
Skipping classes to hang out behind the school with the Oni thugs is appealing, but you'd be at their mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463993
>>45464012
>>45464035
Silly delinquents. Don't you know education is important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464013
that's the idea. imps got endless ambition, wants to become arch imp and be in charge.
familiars fine with whatever, but likes to disrupt both mine and the imps plans
hobgoblin has large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464046
We don't need no education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464046
So pale. Such a contrast to her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464054
Scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464046
Wight-chan may dress like a gyaru, but she's actually at the top of the class and even helps her zombie classmates with their homework.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you getting through fox mating season so far?

[Anonymous No.]

手を捕まえた~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464046
why she doesnt wear socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464109
>Losing to a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464116
i don't have any elemental damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45463585
get an alice mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464102
Not seen any.

[Anonymous No.]

Mountain climbing with gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464116
>losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464054
Guys, I think there's something wrong with the Kiki they sent me...

[Anonymous No.]

alice kiki momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464102
this will surely keep her calm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464054
>had to empty the tissue filled bin in Mastahs bedroom again
>why is he trying to get it pregnant and not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464168
DaughterMommyMaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464109
Imagine the portals open, women begin monsterizing and you take cover in the teacher's lounge only to get pinned down and raped by your homeroom teacher who's turned into a slime and knows you've been ogling her tits during class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464196
freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464126
What version of slimes is the most accepted?
>Weakest monster, no redeeming trait, pitiful
>Immune to physical damage, lots of powerful traits, broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464220
>during the chaos you hide in a locker
>don't think anyone noticed you
>then the slime starts pouring in
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464232
i like when humans have the attitude of the former but the reality is the latter

[Anonymous No.]

come to mud pussy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464239
>the locker turn into an iron maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>"monsters are still monsters"
>"by 10 at the latest"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464285
Imagine living in a kingdom ruled by a Brat Pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464013
That was very scary

[Anonymous No.]

Consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464285
>>>
This bodytype is incredibly erotic and I can't win against it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464248
>Budding hero who receving the Lord's blessing starts his grand adventure
>Loses his first fight to a starting area blue slime
That's what you get for battling with nothing but a beginner sword and a wooden shield.

[Anonymous No.]

No, consider THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464340
Holy cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464196
no tall meaty mommy maid that gets lewder but acts like this is your first time, until it becomes common for me to fuck her while she works

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464315
is cowfee good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Grandpa/grandma just want you to marry and give them grandchildren already
Which species would they most approve of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464293
it's tough being an adult man in a society of lolis
maybe some momonika guys would have advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464358
Ratas.
Old people love feeding squirrels.
She's going to get so fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464358
wurms, and dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464131
Letting a goat get you into a spot that you need her help to get out of sounds like a dangerous game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464358
angles your

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464293
Imagine ruling a kingdom with a brat Pharaoh. Imagine ruling the brat Pharaoh in bed every night.

[Anonymous No.]

]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460216
Aren’t Yetis technically Asian/Russian, you know do to the Himalayas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464405
My mom? You know, everyone has one?

[Anonymous No.]

Angelic women are for men of darker skin tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464440
Niggers get the matango pit treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464365
Would you be ok with a chubby rata daughter though?

>>45464368
>Meet your grandparents with your dark mage wife and daughter
>They still believe you landed an 100% human wife
>They don't even question the oversized pointy hats
>Your daughter keeps telling them about the spells she learned
>They just dismiss it as her having a wild imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464383
Why wait til nighttime?
>be in court in the pyramid
>lil' pharaoh wife is getting kind of haughty
>'ohohoho'ing a little too much and a little too loud
>going on and on about her magnificence and benevolence
>scoffing at the 'peasantry' and those she sees as beneath her
>anubis vizier gives you The Look
>wordlessly approach your wife's throne
>she prepares to show you off in front of the visiting noble delegation before her
>silently pick her up, sit on the throne, and drop her down on your lap, burying your royal sceptre in her backdoor in the process
>suddenly mrs. pharaoh isn't so smug
>she can't stop squirming for the rest of the court session
>tries to stand up a few times, you don't let her and pull her back down
>have to end court early to properly discipline her

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that there are Dark Mages who wanted to become a different mamano but botched their transformation?

[Anonymous No.]

>replying to him
shame on you anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464438
Wrong answer! Miss Hebi has seen all the pre-portals human documentaries, including the ones with underage Traci Lords.
She KNOWS how human moms behave with their children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45460640
Do you just have a randomizer of horrible endings you pick from every day anon, like why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464455
Genuinely struggling to even tell what post you are referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464361
>a society of lolis
That's just any mamono territory with lots of married monsters who have kids. There will be true lolis freely seeking an onii-chan everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464340
cows stand on their toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464522
>standing cunnilingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464522
that explains the high heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464454
The process of becoming a dark mage is described as passive and slow, so i doubt it happens. It also seems like you would need to have a knowledge of magic as well, so you actively use mamono mana and corrupt yourself.
It's hard to say how that process would transform you into a dark mage instead of a lesser succubus. Maybe being in control of the mana that corrupts you?
Also, do remember that the rarer and more powerful the species is, the stronger the connection must be to that species, so you need a certain affinity to turn into, say an arachne, so that could speak for cases where a witch tried to turn into one but lacked the necesary ingredients/connection/specific mana(?) to do it, and ended up as a majin instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I know what I'm going to draw next. There are these arts of girls covering your cheeks with mittens being the new bandwagon.
I'll draw this but with a dragon to commemorate the new year of a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464405
"Again, that was you. You printed those off your phone."

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give me the hebi scale? No, not one of her white scales. I mean the hebi scale from loving shrinemaiden to lock you in the basement yansnek

[Anonymous No.]

gremlins should have fat tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464601
Like for weighing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464591
>pic
>what do you want, fatty mcfattail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464601
that's approximately 1 hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>bicorn hitting on me
>say sorry i have girlfriend already
>she bites her lower lip in excitement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464608
She has been looking pudgy on the tail lately
>>45464611
Surely not!
Is there a way of telling which hebis will be most yan?
Like if I walk into the ryu temple into the hebi quarters, and all their eyes swivel to look at me, how can I tell which one will be a psycho?
…an avoid that one obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462571
Two. Tai Sui, who is an eldritch slime girl based on Daoism, Feng Sui, and related to the Jade Emperor who grants you esoteric knowledge for eating her regenerating mystery meat slime. Then there's Claustrophyte, a Venus Flytrap style Alraune whose digestive juices melt your clothes and make you super sensitive to her affections.

Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464657
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464638
They're all psycho, anon
The only difference is between the 'I'm going to take you to my rape basement' ones and the 'I'm going to my multi-floored, 4000 sq ft sprawling rape dungeon' ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Last Rizzmas
I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day
I got fanum taxed
This year, to save me from mewing
I'll give it to someone rizzful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456831
had any lazy anons leaked the new plant girl yet already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464671
no cat looks like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464670
It's okay if she's painting "love" there's no malicious intent behind it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464671
That's enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464660
go choke on a potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464670
got to appreciate a girl who takes care of a quality dungeon. must be a little echidna in the blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464670
Oh dear.
Perhaps walking into the hebi quarters was a bad idea then.
I’m just gonna back up slowly, not breaking eye contact.
Hopefully the hissing from them means they didn’t mind the intrusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464657
Interesting, i would have thought that there would be more missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464671
and I thought zoomershires were bad...
guess I better get ready for the alphashires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464688
if you posted here you would know the slime was already posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464683
No, they look like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464591
Reptile domination coming with year of the dragon, and then year of the snake.
>>45464671
No way I could take a brat Cheshire. I need one my age that talks about dinner, pingas, and spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464699
What the fuck are you eating you disgusting cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464700
what's that got to do with his obsession?

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh has no rizz.
Chesh has no biz
Chesh has none of anons jizz
What a loser kot (uh huh)
What a little bitch kot
What a kot who can only whine and whinge
Chesh you virgin you will always be cringe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464464
I'm creative.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn the furry schizo just completely melts down and starts spamming every time he's confronted with the reality outside the delusions he lives in. Guy really believes he's the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464696
Nope. Cross from what I can recall came out with a statement that he spends about one week each working on a new girl and two to three working on his game. So as it stands right now Tai Sui/Taisui and Claustrophyte are the only two girls that I personally know of who aren't publicly available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464709
>year of the snake.
ho boy, can't wait for all the coiling
>>45464714
SHE VILL EAT ZHE BUGS
>>45464610
just for that, you will spend an hour oiling her tail, while praising her majestic draconicness (she took ms. Malef's self confidence classes)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464738
Cool story, lmao. We all believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464721
Uhhh fishobros how do we reply to this??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464757
i think she draws a picture of her and anon making out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464738
Well, we can't do anything but wait anyways. Hopefully he completes the game in a timely manner, or give some statement about it's status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464732
Protip: the best thing to do is to ignore him and talk about MGE like this thread usually did/does anyway. It makes him lose his fucking mind and spam random images out of sheer, impotent butthurt.
Otherwise you are only giving him the dopamine rush by acknowledging his presence, he has some brain issue and it doesn't matter how much you shit on him, he'll still be happy for any kind of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464763
ok what next

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464714
Looks like beetle grubs in honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464757
>>45464781
EPIC RAP(E) BATTLES OF HISTORY
CHESH
VERSUS
RANDOM ANON
BEGIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464732
I also have an animation of her stomping some guys groin up on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464781
mating press until pregnant usually

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464864
For a man with no face he has a lot of charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh is a smelly virgin and there’s nothing she can do about it! (She can’t rape me I’m immune)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464876
>teleports into your chest
nothing personal, kid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464876
>smelly virgin
She can do something about it! She can take a shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464897
There's not a single wonderland girl I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464880
>>45464898
Haha not gonna work!
Chesh will always be smelly and always be a virgin!
She won’t be able to teleport her fat, sweaty, CRINGE, butt on my face! She’s too much of a LOSER MINDSET to do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464864

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464102
I am making it. Some fox girl moved into my house after hiding in my luggage, and she brought some tanuki with her. They seem well behaved enough right now, I don't understand all this hubub about animal monster mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464897
>hatter centre stage
All as planned.
If Lilian run the world, and danuki run the Lilian, then hatters run the danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464709
>>45464709
>monsters arrive
>they think they can invade and subvert us
>instead of thatm we make their gen z to watch youtube poops and mcroll.
Heh, the pyrows an cheshs will yell ran ran ruu in no time.

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>>45464933
...you're telling me ran ran ruu is a thing with current zoomers?

[Anonymous No.]

eggs for breakfast. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464897
>Hatter centre stage
All as planned. If lilim run the world, and danuki run the lilim, then hatters run the danuki.
Lilian

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464932
hatters are somewhat sedentary so it's easier to frame the shot around them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464955
Scrambled/Omelet or I'm introducing her to the curb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464955
It's okay, I usually have 2 boiled eggs for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

i had fun once

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464990
it was awful

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what about a MGE version of Hanuda Village?
https://youtu.be/kO6EgutJLqA

[Anonymous No.]

If siths weren’t loli or furry would you like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465010
dogs okay. cat's got a shit personality
wouldnt seek either

[Anonymous No.]

You fool, you gave the local vampire garlic and now she has cornered you. What are you going to do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465010
Cu would have been a straight up upgrade to Kobold, Cait would still be the worst cat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464947
Nah, but I'm pretty sure vampire girls absolutely love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
ms, your tit is hanging out in a rather inelegant fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
I-IS THAT A- AIEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465037
Local man uploads the wrong file and gets banned. More at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
Vamps have no respect for the law, just because you were born before them does not mean that you don't have to fallow them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
It's your duty to bite that nip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465059
Maybe I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465058
serfs these days...

[Anonymous No.]

Where is officer D. Elf to restore order to these rowdy undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465027
Why do anons post non sfw here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464792
I'm standing in a village and see a diversity of faces
Each one wants to stick my dick in a variety of places
I don't know how I got here, I just wanted to go home
And now I'm stuck in Wonderland with a cheshire and a gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464898
Sex with a chubby Cheshire in the shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465077
>why do people post porn in a thread about porn and erotica
geee I wonder
fuck jannies btw

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a monster more rape than hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465107
We love jannies here. We love them so much we even have extras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465107
>>45465115
We love jannies so much that we post porn just to see them because they never show up otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465111
Ushi oni, probably. Don't know, i'm not an expert in monster rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465010
Dunno. Comm a load of art of them and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465130
Yes but hellhound is more rape.
I have this on good authority.
If you took a hound and an Ushi the hellhound would be evidently more rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465077
Fucked yo and pressed the wrong file Without realizing it likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465150
The better question is, which one has better aftercare. Increasing rape stat has diminishing returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465171
>a little playful scratching and clawing
>hanging upside down in a cocoon
your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465150
Are ushis and hounds friends over their mutual rapiness?
Or are they arch enemies?
Who is truly more rape - and where does batkot fit into this?

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465181
Miss Ushi knows you're not a bat. She would give you cuddles because love. Remember that ushis aren't so much RAPEY as they are too horny to function. An Ushi who's (at least mostly) satiated would just be lovey-dovey and grateful. That's why you always see art of them learning to do things for their mates like cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465194
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464449
The little Pharaoh might be a brat but she's still wife, I'd prefer to nicer methods to teach her manners.
>brat queen is a semen demon and loves sex like all monsters
>dominate her every night without making it out to be a punishment or humiliation
>regularly pleasure her until her head is going blank while she's submitting to you
>subtly nudge her towards behaving better while she's enarmoured with you
>slowly but surely, your queen starts listening to you more, and taking her teachers and the advisors more seriously
>even making attempts trying to treat the servants in a more formal and queenly manner
>you continue the daily breedings and sometimes even see her get flustered from you giving her praise
>she's still kind of smug and bratty after the correcting efforts, but not so much that it doesn't just make things more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465204
Conclusive and damming admission from mint choco spooder that hound is the most rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465171

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464998
>Referencing an obscure horror game on the PS2
Monster girls and horror do go well together though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465182
Science must know the answers to these pressing questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465246
There is a good reason they are most associated with the word milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465220
Sorry Rapehound, but i think Ushi Mommy wins this round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465182
Ushis are friends with Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465263
>>45465257
There can only be wan.
I’m going to throw jiff at Ushi so hound defeats her.
They won’t rape me together if they are too busy trying to one up each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465263
The thing that true monster girl best friends do is rape the same boy together and make him their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My favourite kind of rape is when we are both crying. Monstergirls for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465315
Rape with hellwan after eating onion burg

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't rape me. I have an anti-monster shield!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465315
Banshee obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465315
Assertive Banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465315
Banshee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465287
This is a paladin bonding activity, stop stealing our thing. Even if we can only catch sleeping dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok clearly we need to get a hellhound and Ushi to both rape their husband one after another, then at the same time, and then we inspect the pelvis damage.
It’s a shame nobody will volunteer to this lifetime study for science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465246
I know it's obscure, I'm just glad some people remember. Datatsushi chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465194
Lefs.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushis are bigger and stronger than Hellwans, so their rape is also more brutal. It's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

*sexually harasses you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465357
Nuh uh. My hound is stronger than anyone and can kick miss ushis butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465365
And she'll do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to explain every single possible reason why I am incompatible with love to a MegaKuu Cupid Eros Agent! With line charts and pue graphs!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465324
>>45465325
>>45465327
I was actually thinking of someone else, but fine, banshee wins this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465194
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465376
Damn that's crazy.
>rapes you on christmas eve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465340
That's not a controlled experiment because the husbands might have different pelvis strengths. We need to use test dummies fitted with strain gauges to properly measure the force.

[Anonymous No.]

Supreme Sorceress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465398
Just ask one of the men to use a doppel potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465398
nono you misunderstand this is the same anon.
he is going to be a controlled variable.
a truly brave sacrafice for science.
god speed, gremlin salutes him and the many ushis and hellpups he will make.

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>>45465398
Make it twin brothers, one with Hellhound wife and the other with Ushi Oni wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465373
Cu siths are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465419
That's also not ideal, as he would need to be healed completely between rape sessions, otherwise it would be imposible to measure the damage on his pelvis accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465419
>>45465421
>>45465398
Holy shit is being invited to partake in scientific trials eros and the monster's newest dating trick?

>show up to trial after being told you'll get a 10$ giftcard for nukimart for taking part
>hellhound and ushi walk in wearing ill-fitting labcoats
>"Alright. Strip down."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465388
I don't like spiders so this image is fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465376
>Get in the car, hijo.
>I won't ask again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465469

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>>45465010
Literally just make them part of the fairy family like they should have been from the start and have them able to shapeshift between full animal and their normal form. Boom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465481
I don't think Cross should do that. They are perfect the way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute cu siths please!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't give it attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465388
I like spiders so this image is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465529
He's been posting random garbage and samefagging for hours now while everyone else ignores him, truly peak clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465478
I would love a Bapho as a Christmas present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465500
Yerbameow drew a nice one if you never saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465541
>Krampus brings you your Bapho wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465475
I only speak English so I don't know what that means

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465542
Man maybe you should just give up and tell Cross to give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465555
>Krampus using a Loliba Bapho as an onahole on you

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being so awful at waifufagging that you actively make everyone else hate siths more than they already did.

[Anonymous No.]

beware of huge birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45456831
It's all fun and games when You and your monstergirl partner are infiltrating an Order Academy or Order Magical School to corrupt and monsterize the students, teachers and faculty... Until said Order Academy's/Order Magical School's Student Council AND the Student Council President Girl with the Hime haircut and the serene yet authoritative presence and charisma start noticing You and your monstergirl partner.

Always beware of the Student Council President Girl with the Hime haircut, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465585
Somehow I can live with it.
What are you gonna do, replace her profile with a transforming fairy witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465246
sadako has never been the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465585
really makes you consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465663
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465617
Why do you even come here if you don't even want to talk about monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465617
>turn to malef
>"Guess we're doing your plan after all"
>climb on malef's back
>she transforms and then burns the whole academy down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465696
it was before your time. don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465585
Better, imagine making hating someone your entire identity and still desperately begging for his attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465717
it's not even the right place to beg for that attention. what an aimless idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465596
You can tell how dangerous a bird is by the size of her wingspan
>Twice your height: mostly safe
>Thrice your height: medium risk
>4x your height: high risk
>5x your height: Run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465717
You don't understand. He has to tell us how much he hates him over and over again or we might forget. God forbid we only have one person posting off-topic garbage.
Just R&I them both.

[Anonymous No.]

Drama free girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465703
>Say "you and your mamono partner are infiltrating an orderite academy to corrupt and monsterize the students and teachers
>Also reference typically common anime cliches and or tropes, which is the threatening and serious-business student council and the hime haircut student council president-chan
>"Why do you even come here if you don't even want to talk about monster girls"

Bruh, did you even read my post thoroughly or you just focused on some certain keywords and phrases!? I was also literally referencing the Vermeil Succubus anime/manga with a similar premise.

>>45465706
>>she transforms and then burns the whole academy down
But the mission and objectives is to corrupt and monsterize the students and teachers and faculty into monsters and incubi. Does this help accomplish the main objective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465751

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465751
>Party consists of two human males, a human? female and an elf
I dunno Anon, adventures make love bloom fast.

[Anonymous No.]

I... I could be king.
And you... you will be queen.
For nothing will drive us away
we can be green, just for one day.
oh we could be gobbos...
just for one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465764
>Also reference typically common anime cliches and or tropes, which is the threatening and serious-business student council and the hime haircut student council president-chan
How the fuck does that make it more monster girl related. You just shoved in one monster girl reference and made a whole post about whatever unrelated anime cliche you like, just fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465808
Is this one of those posts where what you are really trying to say is if it isn't heavy mge it's not really monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465796
can love bloom in the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465817
Go back to your cuckshed mick, it's pretty much opposite in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465764
It's magic fire, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465838
where can I go to be close to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465858
Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465858
you already burned all those bridges

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465877
Those bridges never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465887
>>45465877
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465804
>Marry cute goblin you met in a game online
>Wedding ceremony going smoothly
>She invited way more people than you'd have imagined
>Everyone calls you king for some reason
>The gift table is overflowing with expensive items
>Get asked when are you going to move into the underground palace
Always check a goblin's famility tree before signing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworms can't get me if I just fly in my hot air balloon to cross the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465905
dance magic dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465919
There was that freeware game about a (not MG) sandworm that could jump pretty high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465905
>Goblin royals are expected to get pregnant on their wedding night.
>Goblins don't consider the wedding night over until they're pregnant
>Full weekend of no brakes allowed breeding
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark mage, more like, dork mage.
>Yeah, that'll show 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465944
Irrumatio is the only way to stop her from shitposting on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45464376
>so how do we get down?
>well, *I* can get down whenever I want
>YOU can get down when you accept this ring

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465944
imagine being a smelly neet chesh's chair while she shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465966
You ended that sentence 5 letters too late, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465964
Why does she still look like she's 15? Magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465979
All elves are given the choice to be eternal teens or eternal lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>That cute regular cat you hooked up with after a date? It was me in disguise the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465981
What about those tall voluptuous elves with breasts bigger than their head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465979
Elves in Frieren are incredibly long lasting. The MC is over 1000 and still looks like she did 500 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466000
Those are tactically holding onto the decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465991
Imagine living with your normal catgirl wife for years without any hijinks, and then one day she just goes *POP* and teleports her butt into your face. She spent all that time painting her fur just for the long con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466014
>cute regular cat
I don't see no girl mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466018
>nekomata forgets to transform before raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466003
Yeah, but her master looks like she's the same age, despite undoubtedly being far older. And I doubt the dude we saw is substantially older than both.

Not complaining, I guess I'd just like to see a nice older lady in the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chesh's greatest ever ruse was tricking the world into thinking there was more than one type of kot
>It's chesh butt all the way down baby

[Anonymous No.]

I will not watch Frieren

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466000
older than all recorded civilizations

[Anonymous No.]

Screams break the silence
Waiting in the dead of night
Vengeance is boiling
She's returned to kill the night

Then when she finds who's she's searching for
Listen in awe and you'll hear her
Bark at the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466050
Still younger than miss baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465585
True inner peace is realizing the waifufags are irrelevant to your day to day and just enjoying whatever makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466060
most things are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466060
I want an ancient baphomet that's just tired of everyone's shit. Cranky and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466059
Why does it look like miss werewolf stubbed her paw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466037
>but her master looks like she's the same age,
She died, anon. That was 500 years ago and she looked like an old lady last she saw of her. Also Kraft IS older than both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466114
so?

[Anonymous No.]

is this a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466121
halfway

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Flow Kelp is far older than baphomet, bogie, shitsune or most other self proclaimed hags.
Miss Flow kelp is turning 100,000 this year.
100,000 years and counting.
100,000 years of just floatin around.

[Anonymous No.]

I could use a Pepsi right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466152
Pepsi deez nuts lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466152

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys want to adventure anywhere? Part of me just wants to settle down and chill, but part of me wants to be an explorer. Ideally I'd find a few friends first

I would love to just explore the MG realms and meet new people, even if I couldn't ever have a MG wife. What do you think the realms would be like? What would the first place you'd visit be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466171
Go on a tour with my very old bapho wife who knows history really well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466143
imagine getting captured and dragged to the depths by a massive flow kelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466171
>first place you'd visit be?
In the cat kingdom I will explore a cats fluffy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Some ancient monsters are always on the hunt for humans their age(very limited quantity), be it mage anon forgotten in ruins buried deep underground, or man preserved in magic ice eons ago, or greg who went up a mountain and never came back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466143
>The smelly typical hag club full of lizards, shitsune and barfomets
>The awesome real hag club. full of flow kelp, dryads, lava golems, bubble slimes and shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466189
>Bubble slimes
Why her??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466152
Pepis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466203
i was thinking of those primordial soup slimes - i figured they'd probably be bubble slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466189
are there young shogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466189
>Primordial hag club has one random dormouse in it
>She walked through a portal in time and has been napping ever since

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466213
>primordial soup slime
she sounds scary

[Anonymous No.]

>That Kuroinu doujin series where Olga gets isekai'd to Earth because some Japanese college student wished for it
I bet that would be a common doujin plot in MGC, except that it's male fictional characters that met bad ends being wished into the "real world" by monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Are shogs or other abyssal monsters even that old when they don't even follow linear time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466171
Too much to say. Go into a forest region to study troll villages and demonic flora. Make potions and make a living out of it.Visit the big cities and get to taste all the mamono food. Do dream tourism with a Nightmare. Explore non euclidean temples with a shog. Go to underground ant stone cities and study their architecture. Spend time with a lich perfecting her undead army.The world of MGE is a beautiful one.
>even if I couldn't ever have a MG wife
Trust me anon, you aren't getting out of that one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466114
Sorry, I meant her grand master, technically I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466265
Maybe if you're into getting dommed and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466171
Adventuring and exploring sounds fun.
You can probably find some adventurous salamander or dhampir who wouldn't mind going and exploring the world with you.
monsters wouldn't stop you from doing your hobby or passion probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466171
Undead kingdoms and Zipangu are tied for what I'd want to see first. For Zipangu I imagine it's the most japanese Japan, with the kind of architecture and landscapes you see in media like Sekiro and countless other japanese fantasy games and anime, if you get what I'm trying to say. The fancy roofs, the sliding doors, the fancy lanterns, the temples and castles, the gardens and inner yards, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466253
I don't remember, though I feel like I've read this. Does she ever address what would have happened were she not reverse isekai'd?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466258
what time do they follow then? exponential time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466300
Time Cube time.

[Anonymous No.]

I need me a greek raiju who larps as zeus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466283
Nevermind, I just re-read it, she ended up schlicking to it. That's kinda really fucking lewd. But she is an elf I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I want ____to wear the cursed clothing that makes her ovulate multiple eggs at once. And then I fulfill my desire of making her incredibly pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466300
I once read a greentext here that had a guy meet his (future) shog daughter before he had even met the mother (and his future wife)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465827
ah yes the national song for jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the prize for curling up with a sleeping, CC dragon who hasn't woken up in decades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45465500
best I can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466341
The dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466330
that sounds very interesting, so many implications

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466341
Dragon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466349
>>45466358

nono you don't understand i was promised by the purple cat a once in a lifetime prize.
maybe i get the prize when i slide out from her claws - she hasn't woken up yet so im sure i can sort this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466308
FUCK YEAH, INTERNET OLDSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466363
>i was promised by the purple cat a once in a lifetime prize.
You don't get a dragon like that everyday, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466363
A dragon is a one in a lifetime kind of prize

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466189
>theres one really old wurm that doesn't even remember how old she was but remembered when the ground was all glowly and soft and she was swimming in the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466278
Having a cute adventuring companion like a salamander would be fun, but she would probably turn into a wife during the journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466381
>>45466403

Oh well, tough luck for the dragon.
she hasn't woken up yet but she's tossing and turning and clawing where i was with a scared look on her face.
poor thing.
gonna go pocket the gold coins as my prize for that purple cat tricking me...
it is kind of cold outside the cave though, maybe I could rest for 10 more minutes... she won't wake up and i can be on my way after

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466300
Shoggoths are one of the Lesser Servitor Races so they don't really have any ability to perceive time any differently than humans. Shit gets crazy when you factor in Ubbo-Sathla, Y'golonac, Shub Niggurath, The Great Race of Yith, or even the Hounds of Tindalos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466429
Hounds of Tindalos monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466426
>Anon 5 more minutes his way into a year long slumber with dragon wife
>Who still hasn't woken up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466174
What is your wife like?
>>45466179
Cozy
>>45466265
>The world of MGE is a beautiful one.
Aye tis, all the stuff you wrote sounds real nice.
>Trust me anon, you aren't getting out of that one either.
I dunno anon, I feel like I'm just incapable of feeling love like that. Maybe miss flayer can help me
>>45466278
Oh they wouldn't stop my passion, the question is what my passion even is. I feel like if I got to MGE I would be like a dog that caught a squirrel, I'd feel so lost and unsure of what to do.
>>45466281
I would love to explore the undead kingdoms to be honest, love the undead. I have an obsession with lichss and vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466429
Man I wish we had more abyssals. The higher leveled ones like what you listed, though I think Atlach-Nacha or whatever the nacho spider was is pretty high in the power totem pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466447
In the game. Read the last patreon post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466426
>He fell for the classic dragon wife prank
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could find a sleeping Jinko to huddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466457
Who doesn't love a good nacho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466426
She wakes up.
The MILF dragon, who has been alone and scorned for centuries, wakes up to find a human cuddling with her.
Just imagine the shock, and then confusion, and then 'mere human scowl/growl' to finally pure joy and crying that will flash across her face in the 5 seconds after seeing you there against her bosom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466486
People with bad taste I suppose. I've always wanted to be a giant fucking spider though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466489
The key part is that the human is still sleeping while she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be the son from a noble dragon family that lives in the royal court of dragonia
>And instead of marrying the old lady drgon they wanted him to do first
>He instead marries his country aunt wurm whose a peasant instead then marries the old snotty dragon

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>>45466447
Harblador did a short about one years ago.

>>45466457
>Atlach-Nacha
>High on the totem pole
The funny thing about the Cthulhu Mythos is that the power levels are all relative, so to speak. Atlach-Nacha in the various stories is to be feared because eventually if she completes the web-- Which is more of an inevitability than anything-- It'll connect the waking world to the Dreamlands. Sort of like if Imaginationland from South Park and the real world got violently merged together.

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>>45466493
Of course. Everyone should want to be a giant tentacle monster spider man.

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>>45466503
Man I'd want to go on a dream quest with my nacho wife

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best way to get a wife seems to be find one sleeping and just cuddle up with her.
look in caves for manticores and sleeping hellhounds.
though the dead are restless, you might find a sleeping dragon zombie the day after halloween.
dormice already do this.
if you're feeling really cruel, tell her it's a dream and she'll wake up alone like she always does! of course you'll be there in the morning for her

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>>45466503
The Dreamlands are neat. It's a shame how much less attention they get compared to the rest of Lovecraft's stuff.

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>>45466535
Cultist simulator did a good job going into lovecraft schizobabble like that.

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>>45466452
Lolibaba baphomet who's happy to travel the mge lands with me

[Anonymous No.]

Time to commit crimes in the cat kingdom

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>>45466534
where to find sleeping jinkos and ocelomeh for me to squish the beans of and how can i approach them without waking them up?

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>>45466519
That's the schtick of the Nightgaunts.

>>45466535
Funnily enough because I'm partially more like fully retarded I like to headcanon the Cat Kingdom as being a realm not dissimilar to Lovecraft's Ulthar, also from the Dreamlands, where the common law is 'No Man May Refuse A Cat'.

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>>45466557
That's a one way ticket to a wife you probably don''t want.

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imma just leave a dragon an arm and tell her to find the rest of me
and separate the rest of me so she needs to find my pieces

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>>45466571
>'No Man May Refuse A Cat'.
god damn cat tyrants

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>>45466571
>'No Man May Refuse A Cat'.
>NTNyaa

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>>45466571
Even if it's the nightgaunts who do that I should be allowed to visit the dreamlands with my nacho wife now that I'm an abyssal and help her with weaving the web

[Anonymous No.]

a cow would never warp space time
a cow would never invade your dreams
a cow would never
trust the cow
do it now
moo

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Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

i only trust myself and this funny looking creature

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>>45466452
>love the undead
So many great girls. Wights, liches, vampires, banshees, phantoms and pharaohs (even though those don't live in undead kingdoms)

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>>45466661
What about tall worm? I don't know, she seems a bit shady to me.

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>>45466672
well of course she's shady!
try taking a step to the side so she isn't blocking out the sun!
then say hi tall wurmy!

[Anonymous No.]

FINE. I'LL WRITE A FUCKING WURM STORY.

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>>45466670
And WISPS. You forgot to include WISPS.

[Anonymous No.]

ok ok fine you don't trust the cow
fine
ok
but would you trust her if...
I gave her a cute hat?

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>>45466682
Please don't write story just about fucking--it should be comfy slice of life things b/c wurms are comfy and make everything all nice and slice of lifey.

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>>45466682
ye...... wurm is happy

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>>45466682
>Anon tries to make himself 100% retarded speedrun, no major glitches.

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>>45466682
love me wurm.
are there any good wurm stories already?

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>>45466682
make it about some anon waking up and meeting an ln wurm and he is rather weirded out by the creature

[Anonymous No.]

wurmvasion
no man built structure will be saved
pelvises will be shattered
national iq will go down 20 points
everyone WILL be happy

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>>45466699
The Wurm is a Beast That Can't be Beat - https://pastebin.com/iCBUpzhr
Fuck you ParkedBuggy. She was Late chapter 2 when?
https://pastebin.com/f1bqcfsW
https://pastebin.com/sC9PFZFj
https://pastebin.com/8BTKNUP5

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Friendly reminder: if you're looking for stories of a certain species your best bet is to use the archive and do a search.
Not that I have issues helping, but for those of you really hankering to read something cozy, this might help.
https://anubis.moe/archive

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>>45466682
No, cait...

[Anonymous No.]

which mg is the kind to solve a sudoku in record time while cooking a metal can of soup in the microwave?

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>>45466739
Add:
If there's a story in the archive list that has been purged, you can use the mega folder linked in the OP to view.
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
There's a link up top once you follow the OP that will take you to the true archive.

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>>45466699
i regret writing a wurm halloween story because it's only halloween once a year but wurm is eternal
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51213487

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>>45466764
I thought this was cute as hell. I didn't link it assuming most people here are pretty up to date on the stuff from the last year or two.

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>>45466761
OR he could use the one that just scrapes everything from ao3
lmao

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>>45466745
Is that a really big human or a really small wurm?

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>>45466775
Which won't contain anything from the old pastebins, you know that right?

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Always be sure to One Up the cheeky little kitsunes

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needs more /ss/

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>>45466779
yes

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>>45466797
scute swurm?
i agree

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>>45466739
Wait, how can i look for a specific mg? The archive sorts by author and name. Sure, sometimes the nam of the story contains some of the girls, but not always, and not all of them.

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>>45466806
>tell me about your problems
I'm wurmless

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>>45466812
It can be a two-part process. The Anubis archive is only a LIST of things that have been uploaded to pastebin or AO3. It does NOT save actual files.
You can search for specific species as shown in the image.
If one of the links takes you to a pastebin that has been deleted, chances are it was purged and then you need to go into the mega archive to find the copies that were made.

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>>45466812
>>45466829
I might have misunderstood. Drinking. There is no TRUE way to sort by species. Looking for it in the story name is your only bet.
I have dreams of making a comprehensive list if I have become unemployed, haha

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>>45466635
But what if I want them to do exactly that?

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>>45466829
I wish I had an anubis gf to play video games with, to cuddle, to kiss, and to unleash all my sexual frustration and depraved fetished on.

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>>45466812
You rally are better off just using ao3s tag search.

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>>45466843
Considering that like 80% of everything that has been written is not on AO3 that seems like a bad take to me.

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>>45466821
grab a nice slab of granite and go to a weird looking hole in the ground, tie slab to a branch

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>>45466860
It's really the only option available, unless anon wants to run a code that looks for the names of the specific mgs in the raw text of the stories, or god forbid, read every single one of them and tag them manually

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>>45466873
???
It takes all of two seconds to type the species name into the search bar, what are you on about??
Look at all of these stories! To the best of my knowledge Iron_Beast's is the only one you have a hope on find on AO3.
You're right that you won't see any story that doesn't have the name in the title, but you wouldn't find them at all on AO3 anyway so what does it matter?

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>>45466890
Yes anon, we literally just said that. Calm down

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>>45466890
oh, I see
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

what is cuter
average bapho
average ln wurm?

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>>45466806
>>45466821
life seems harsh and cruel.feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

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>>45466928
tell this to a wurm and you gaint +1 wurm wife

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>>45466842
They're good girls. I would happily lounge on a couch with one while we each enjoyed a good book.

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>>45466924
pls respond
whats cuter
average bapho or average ln wurm

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>>45466939
>gaint
And you'll earn a Haku...

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>>45467018
i cant help it, i got brain wurms

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>>45466806
If only real women were as cute as Her

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>>45466986
No contest.

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>>45467147

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>>45467179
baphos can only dream of reaching this level of cute

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>>45466835
>Enjoy your shore leave recruit, that's an order.

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>>45466986
>>45467179
That wasn't a Late Night wurm, but she is very cute.
Although Late Night Baphs are also very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

how is this legal?

[Anonymous No.]

I love girls with huge wings.

[Anonymous No.]

wat if kc releases a Trilobite girl?

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>>45467314
>wat if kc releases a girl?
anon it's 2024 (in a bit), not 2014

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>>45467196
How's this for neuron activation
https://files.catbox.moe/f3yjxp.jpg

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I wrote a dark priest shitpost :)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52149994

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>>45467320
?

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>>45467333
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

That’s why I leave my kitchen window drapes open. I let the birds see me scramble eggs just so they know what I’m capable of.

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>>45467414
>God I wish he'd scramble my eggs
No matter what you do a monster girl will find a way to get horny over it.

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>>45467414
be careful anon, there are scarier things out there than birds

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters who sneak into your home can't crawl into your bed at night and molest you in your sleep if you simply don't have any room for them to. That's why I just sleep on small twin sized that can only fit me.

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers make ideal wintertime bedwarmers because you can cuddle them all you want without worrying about getting marked due to their heat cycle. Convenient!

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>>45467454
Asking to wake up with a Bapho sleeping on top of you.

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>>45467488
Hey, hey, Anon. I'm not ASKING anymore.

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>>45467488
>ages ago one of your ancestors made a pact with the forces of darkness promising the soul of his first descendant who meets [insert occult criteria here]
>fast forward to today
>turns out you meet the criteria
>wake up in the middle of the night with an ancient loli goat sitting on your chest who tells you that this contract says she legally owns your soul
>that means you're married now so make with the dick, onii-chan

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>Mom's hot friend is asked to look after you
>Accidentally turn her into a succubus
>"Well I guess you'd better start having sex with her then." -Mom
Sometimes I love hentai plots

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>>45467636
It's the right thing to do. Your mom probably raised you almost as well as your new mommy is going to.

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>>45467667
Might be dangerous, though

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My obession with Kejourou has been going on for the better part of a decade at this point. I have commissioned art, wrote some short stories, have a disorganized list of headcanon about them (that I will inject in this rant in places) and generally make it a habit to post about them at least a few times every thread. Daydreaming about them; about things I'd do together with a kej wife, from the mundane to those quiet intimate moments, is very regular for me. I'm not sure how organized the following will be but I shall no doubt regale you with my musings.

Of course monster girl species are pretty individualistic and the Kejourou are no exception to that, but I always got the impression that they were fairly laid back as whole; their attitude, how they pursue men they intend to claim, etc, which is something I appreciate. Teasing you and being a little smug about it but not really in a meanspirited way. You could be across from them on a train, both of you minding your own business when suddenly you feel something silky tugging at your pinky. As soon as you'd look it'd immediately dart way, the Kejourou just giggling, coyly smiling at you and giving you a little wave only to do it again when you look away. They're the type who, rather than aggressively chase you down, would instead slowly whittle you down overtime. You see her daily as part of your walk or commute but one day one of you accidentally touches the other, then apologize, but then it's not so accidental a week or so later. Much less effort is needed on their part to disguise themselves and even if they decide not to, the lack of horns, a tail, and so on can work to their advantage if you happen to subconciously lower your guard because of it. It's easy to assume that all you'd need to do to avoid them would simply be to give a red-light district a wide berth but the profile image Kejourou is one example; Outside of such places you'd still encounter them but dressing themselves more ordinarily. At least a few living outside Zipangu itself isn't unreasonable either; they do prefer to live wherever humans themselves are.

Now about the hair specifically? Well it's incredible versatile. Incredibly soft and silky, more than strong enough to carry you or even herself around, and it carries a fragrance to relax you and subtly guide your attention toward her directly. It's easy to imagine how much more dexterous it'd be than their fingers. Faster reaction times too; trying to sneak up on a Kejourou wouldn't go too well for you. So much hair, and they can choose to use as much or as little as they see fit. It'd be all too easy for them to slip just some of it away from your field of view so they can distract you and then really snatch you up. Assuming you can keep track of it all or don't get distracted by the way it shifts and moves near constantly in its own rhythm and dance. Plenty of opportunity for mischief too; your door's lock means little for something that slip through the crack with ease. If she's in a provocative mood, maybe she'll give you a bit of a smack on your derriere. This means you'd have to give more attention to what her hair is doing; a win-win for her either way. It goes without saying but their hair is a way of life, something they are very proud of. Undoubtedly they spend much time looking after it, so being offered to brush their hair is a definite sign of trust. The nature of their hair lends its self very well for intimacy. Bundled up as a cocoon in those luscious locks by itself makes her very happy. You'd barely be able to muster any real form of resistance. Even if you could, that gentle scent would coax you to stay. Ultimately, you'd just be too comfortable and quietly give yourself over to how good it all feels. So nice and secure. From there she can feel your warmth getting soaked through the coils, every little involuntary twitch, every inhale and exhale, your heartbeat. The longer you stay like that, the less she wants to let you go, she'll bring you closer to her, hugging and leg-locking the mass of hair, essentially hugging you twice over. Sleep is but a moment away for the both of you after that. And after all that, she will still want to give a piece of her hair as proof of devotion. Cutting it is unheard of except here. For her, the brief sharp pain of the act is worth it.

In closing, After reading their entry and really thinking it through the possibilities, put altogether, it just clicked for me. Coy and teasing but also gentle and affectionate, keeping me close in an embrace with comfortable silence, spending happy ordinary days together. I began to crave that more and more. Kejourou really meshes well two ideas of monster girls I already liked; one that prefers a slower, subtle approach and one that can give an all encompassing embrace. Thanks for reading.

Might do another one of these at some point, by the way. It was fun to type out.

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>>45467824
Cute, anon. Thanks for sharing. They are good girls.

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>>45467824
I forgot to ask >>45467877 what was your favorite commission that you had done?

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>>45467884
This, tied with the hairjob art commission I got from buck-satan or whatever they go by now.

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>>45468009
>luth
God damn it. I wish I hadn't been a broke college student back then.
I'm glad you've stuck around anon. Here's hoping you meet her one day.

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>>45468009
Was it this hairjob art?
https://files.catbox.moe/hm08kj.jpg

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>try to awkwardly laugh off a monster's proposal and tell her that was a nice joke
Just another way to get sent to the Eros camps

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>>45468126
>tell a monstergirl she deserves better?
Also the camps.
>lie to her about your feelings?
Believe it or not, the camps

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>>45468097
Nope, it was this.
https://files.catbox.moe/bs7b3v.png

[Anonymous No.]

What's to be done on this couch?

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>>45468195
Puzzles?

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>>45468195
They're all going to watch a comfy Christmas movie like Home Alone while sharing a BIG bowl of popcorn and follow that up with some hot cocoa.

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>>45468126
>Eros camps
will there be smores?

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>>45468195
Only wholesome things

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>>45468195
Dibs on the one with the flasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468278
glasses dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>mooo im a stupid fucking cow and im only good for making milk please suck on my titties moooooo

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>>45468195
>>45468253
What is this faggy shit? The Warrior of Light is supposed to be a burly guy with manly stubble, GTFO out of my face with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468379
Men are ugly, Monsters like boys who look cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468420
>Men are ugly
Abyssal bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468420
>Men are uglACCCKKKK *pedotranny hangs itself*
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468345
Yes well when you're full of it you're full of it, can't be giving a cow the ol' blue udders

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>>45468345
Sorry anon, I don't care how much mamono mana turns you into a female cow. I will not play with your breasts nor will I acknowledge you as a potential mate. I only go for mamono that were born as mamono.

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>>45468253
he looks like he's having fun

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>>45468379
>noooo not my heckin selfinsertarino

[Anonymous No.]

Paths to happiness:
>Going adventuring solo, marrying the succubus midboss from the first dungeon
>Starting a farm in a small monster village, repopulating said village with your daughters
>Unsealing an ancient evil, fixing her and making her into a proper housewife

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>>45466014
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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>>45467824

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>>45468428
Need schizo shitposter chesh gf that keeps wrapping her tail around my neck and goes
>ACK!

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>>45466171
I'm so picky that the adventure is finding my wife.

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>>45468770
Shotards who like a self insertion fetish and self insert themselves as the kid crying about other people self inserting themselves
It really do be like that

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>>45468195
i respect this artist's dedication to the cute cat witch and wish the brat elf had as much

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>>45468909
>Anon goes on an adventure to find his ideal wife
>His ideal wife goes on an adventure to find Anon
>They start off only 100 or so miles apart
>End up circling the entire fuckhuge world of MGE before meeting each other
You'd have a lot of stories to tell each other.

[Anonymous No.]

The kot snake need hugs and petting, will you provided?

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>>45469259
If her sclera is black, watch your back.
This snake won't give you a break.
Give her a hug and you'll be coiled snug.

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>>45469221
Isn't the MGE fucking huge compared to earth according to KC. That would be a lot of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469422
MGE world*

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>>45469221
They'll have so much in common!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469383
Nah, she's just a cold Aussie, no trap no coil just a warm hug and a few ear rubbings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468773
Ah, the classic.

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>>45469422
>>45469438
MGE's world is indeed WAY larger than Earth. Add to that:
>Highly powerful monsters can create their own dimension (e.g: Wonderland)
>Every sea and ocean is explorable is livable
>Heaven, Hell and other afterlife realms are pretty much confirmed to exist

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>>45469511
Great Teacher Anonzuka Eikichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469453
I refuse to ever do a shoey or eat vegemite, aussie monsters be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469486
What happens if I go to Hell?

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>>45464109
well well well
if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468195
>tfw Anon said he wanted to be a Train-driver when he grows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469696
You get to rip and tear until they are all satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I teleport into Heaven while still being alive using magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469696
the no vacancy sign is on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469730
Didn't think blood sports would be a thing but glad they are. I guess in hell having a chainsaw go through you is no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469754
pretty sure he was talking about hymens, but demon silver makes everything more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469696
Satan gives you another chance and sends you back

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>>45469740
You still can't ascend without the Amulet of Yendor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469740
I think Dragon Ball said you can't go to the afterlife without dying and teleporting a living person there would kill them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469640
Can't be that bad, never taste it but seems ok, Australian ginger beer is delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>who dares awaken me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469827
help, the three older sisters of the apocalypse are crowding around me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469839
The only thing Dragon Ball canon brings to monster girl is the fusion dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469740
Your pent-up guardian angel gets to finally correct you

>>45469699
You should stop grabbing smug slimes, you can't tell if she's smug because she's dumb or because she's level 70 and horny.

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>>45469740
Same as if you visit while dead, ‘correction’ from the angels.
>>45469696
‘Correction’ from demons.

What if you don’t need correction, what then? Checkmate, religoids.

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>>45469918
>>45469919
I will just teleport back to earth before the angels get me, just to frustrate them. They won't find me if I go on the run.

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>>45469889
Loli squared. Too bad that the amount of loli is inversely proportional to the amount of fun.

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>>45469943
They move at the speed of love. Since love is the greatest force in MGE, or at least more physics bending than light, that means she’s making impact at an excess of 186282 miles per second. Even a light-weight would doom the planet. Congratulations, everyone’s dead. This is why we distract angels with dicks, people.

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>>45467824
Beautiful. You can read the love pouring through every single word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469889
Yeah? Then what about switching personalities when you sneeze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469889
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

being the object of a meaty dragon hag's affection, and having her drunkenly press her body onto yours while you struggle to move her off of you, sweaty tits mashing into your face and slurred speech about how dragon's are superior to humans in softness and strength. all you wanted to do was watch sports in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470093
that's not a pink bubblegum demon scientist, that's an alien

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>>45470029
>Intense battle for the fate of Eros Knight's succuwife
>He's facing a Hero who received the Light's blessing
>Undefeated in combat and can slash at lightspeed
>All hope seems lost for the protagonist
>Until he gets a powerup and starts outspeeding the hero
>He reveals that the one thing that moves faster than light is LOVE
I'd watch that anime and buy the blu-rays.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to wrestle with an Angel of Eros and win! I can beat a Cupid, she isn't much without her bow and arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470066
Good point.
>Wight who switches between haughty ojou and clingy deredere every sneeze

>>45470093
Do people really want to fuck a green womanlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470166
>Do people really want to fuck a green womanlet?
That's literally just nonmge gobbos and they've got tons of porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470105
Yeah yeah. Don’t forget about the absence of mouth kisses in marriage.

>>45470123
>”The presence of love particles (loveuons) in the standard photonic double-slit experiment consistently reduces the rates of photonic escape…implying that loveuons are raping photons faster than current instrumentation can detect.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470186
>Don’t forget about the absence of mouth kisses in marriage.
Never kissing even after having two kids is crazy, but I do love monsters who are shy and flustered about kisses despite being sex fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470186
You guys wouldn't really want a Majin who can blow up planets for a wife would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470166
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470179
>>45470237
Standing paizuri is overrated.
Marry a big tall monster instead, standing motorboat is much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462874
Rarely see p'orcers get any love. Extremely underrated. Maximum lewd potential. Gonna glaze that ham all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45462874
>>45470313
imagine walking into a classroom or office with a half-dozen of these pigs. they all have smug looks on their face as the door behind you shuts and you hear it locked.

modern porcs are just as dangerous as their ancestors. they may not be clubbing up upside the head and dragging your unconscious body to the stronghold, but they're just as effective when it comes to capture and rape.

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>>45470222
Nice digits. Presumably the hillbillies fuck like animals. But yeah, that’s a cute notion.
>>45470223
The safest conditions for storage of WMDs is the bedroom. NATO regulations are there for a reason!
>>45470302
>the threat of global destruction is much better
Ftfy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sunday and drunk, what a nice combo. At least it is what CC must feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470409
>World government institution whose sole purpose is pairing mamonos capable of destroying the world to lonely anons
Might be the only time when you're happy to have agents in suits knock at your door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470461
>have agents in suits knock at your door
I'm getting my grenade I got for exactly this special occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470430
Pic.
>>45470461
Living the dream. It’s a valuable public service. Being some form of superweapon often comes with low self-esteem and standards for a partner, according to my animoos. You can land such a woman, even if you’re a noseless loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470223
>get hit by majin's absorption attack
>wake up inside her body
>get raped by a miniature version of her who keeps teasing you about how good you tasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45467824
Thank you kejbro, this is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45470515
>C.C. Holo
God imagine the teasing, imagine the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45467824
Always nice to see other oldfags around. I wish I could articulate my love for my favourite mge races this well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471243
You can start practicing now or wish forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471243
You can always start now! What are your favorite races? Pick 1 and try to explain why you like her. It can be as simple as just listing a few things you're into. Don't judge yourself based on what others can do--judge yourself on what you can do NOW that you couldn't before.

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls arent scary

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471468
Oh yeah? Why don't you tell that to their face huh? Lets see how brave you really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471643
I'm about to turn in an essay and I don't know if it's any good and I'm very nervous
JUDGEMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471677
i gotta do like 3 single papaers man i feel the burn

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471807
very cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471807
Holy shit I get it now. Team Fortress 2 was made by Hatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45468379
Our boy's been through a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg6yutR3AG0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471651
i called this dog stupid and now she is all up in my buisness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471807
Ded, not big surprise.
>>45471844
TF2 didn't have hats right from the start, but they must have been behind the update that added them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471956
I am now reminded of a Bugs Bunny cartoon where a hat falling on your head completely changed your personality, I wonder if Hatters spread chaos this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471923
And what then? Did you run away lika little bitch with your tail in between your legs(pun intended)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471956
>wow miss hatter I didn't know you where an agent of Eros!

[Anonymous No.]

petting an ancient dragon's head and reassuring her that she's still terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471988
>sticking an apophis headdress on a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472007
i couldnt escape her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472048
under the legs anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472033
>putting a maid hat on a malef

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472053
Anon no! One whiff of hellhound musk and you are out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472063
Mash the circle button to hold your breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472086
just keep mashing her button down there to incapacitate her, QTEs make boss fights so easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472086
Don't even think about using autofire or she'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466890
>yandumb wurm antics
lmao what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472118
Six shots. Enough to impregnate anything that moos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45466890
Some of these Alpanon stories are so unfinished they should honestly be deleted, some of those Wurm Wrangler ones especially

[Anonymous No.]

>>45471988
>put a Yankees hat on monster
>she sucks now, but not in a fun way
>and she steals things and is dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45469864
>dear, it's almost eleven
>come eat your pancakes before they get cold

[Anonymous No.]

Do you reckon aggresive mad hatters just throw hats at people like it's a hoopla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472280
Doesn't seem like a financially viable business model

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472329
Hat profits are down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472348
What about all the lizards, jinkos, and other fedora tippers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472329
She's selling them at prices so low it's practically INSANE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472118
I call bullshit. There’s no way that yggfffxdhhddyj

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472384
mad hatter is not insane she got tested - she's just wacky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472475
A census taker once tried to test me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472368
Forget the fedora meme, but Jinkos and lizards could both benefit from Mad Hatter's stylish headwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472368
>>45472558
Thread canon used to call them "bonnet tippers" instead of fedoras.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any established canon about monster girl illneses? Are they completely imune to disease and very resistant to injury, or is there some leeway(as long as the disease isn't anything that goes against the spirit of MGE)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472573
give the alive ones undead lamentation mushrooms and they get painful stomach cramps

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in mge but the monsters are in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472573
Basically immune to everything iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472586
Hmm, i was thinking more of chronic or debilitating illnesses. Something that would make a mamono bedridden unless healed, abeit not fatal or overly painful.
However those mushrooms might be useful for writing other stuff.
>>45472610
Ah shame. Going to have to improvise a bit or throw away a story indea if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472572
Are they dorks, white knights, or nice girls?

[Anonymous No.]

cute story about wurm being sick after being outside without a coat whens its cold and getting taken care of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472573
there's stuff like jubjub flu if you need an excuse for a normally demure and composed monster to be extra horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472599
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472599
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

any TavernAI anons here? just got my hands on gpt4 post your cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472573
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Monsters'_Illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472634
Nice girls and white knights, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472622
Heartbreak or mana addiction are the closest things in canon. Neither have been explored in depth afaik.
>man gets raped by monster
>she is now hyper bound to him
>man escapes
>monster is miserable
>other stuff happens
Don’t think that’s occurred in MGE. Monsters have all the edges, so the man has to comply. It’s a hugbox, so that extremely plausible series of events never happens. Fact is stranger than fiction. WilliamRikerTVHost.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472573
Love sickness.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to alice momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472711
I knew about alraune pollen allergy, but honestly all of these are reskins of: forced horny must sex.
>>45472729
>>45472755
Heartbreak is the closest i have heard until now, but it wouln't make sense in the context i need it for.
Guess i'm going to have to improvise a bit with some kind of bad mana absorption, or just forgo that entirely and say that the character is special in the sense that they are more susceptible to disease than most mamono. The encyclopedia does say the have a "strong resistance to disease", not imunity.
KC sometimes doesn't have an eye for nuance.

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse is theoretically perfect

[Anonymous No.]

monsters are allergic to being cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472716
>”I’m as heckin tired of all these men who I save from rapists as the rapists themselves. Would it kill them to go to the gym with me? I literally saved you from a rapist! I look at these perverted girls with guys they forced on their arms. Why can’t I have that…”
>2 hours of ranting later: “…and that’s why we should put men in martial arts and exercise camps and have them distributed to nice girls like me.”

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate vampires!
They are so lame!
We should like... throw holy water and garlic at them!
And wear black leather and swish hats while doing it!
That'll show those awful bloodsuckers we mean business!

[Anonymous No.]

i love vampires becasue they lame, creepy, neet dorks that seriously need a bath

[Anonymous No.]

Are dhampirs smellier than vampires?
I mean they spend all their time climbing, running, diving off rooves, making grand speeches.
Vampires have hygiene at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472975
they both smell
vampires hate water ya know

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>>45472824
I won’t bitch if you simply give her whatever diseases you were originally planning on using. Aside from that, if you’re looking to wrong-foot mamono, some are odd or specialized enough to have clear disadvantages in given instances. KC has a nuance failure here too, and maximized all kinds of ‘solutions’ that are…frankly bonkers. Random teleporting, time travel, level-ups etc

Inject basic plausibility, and mamono become more reasonably fallible. And therefore writable.

>Kikis are socially and domestically superhuman but unlikely to be a super/normal soldier.
>Shoggs should have knowledge gaps regarding the non-abyss.
>Lizards may be excellent wandering fighters, but have little skill elsewhere.

You get the idea, I’m sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472975
marry both and spend a night having sex in an air tight XL coffin - then you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473024
Only running water…like indoor plumbing. You win.

[Anonymous No.]

i like smelly monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473158
Hellhound's right up your alley. A nice blend of wet dog smell, BO, feces, and a tinge of sulfur all mixed into one. And no, it doesn't go away for long even if she showers regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472975
>Vampires have hygiene at least.
https://files.catbox.moe/lg8vck.png

[Anonymous No.]

That's enough mental illness for now, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473297
Be sure to come back whenever you want more. You know where to find us. Have a good one, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

want to snort fairy powder off a familiar's belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473278
>the typical vampire
fucking ewww
imma take her undead kiki maid instead, she at least doesn't smell

[Anonymous No.]

want to do a waltz with a mummy while covering myself in dorome goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45472837
>Too sleepy to be effectively genki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473025
Thank you for the vote of confidence. Ill try not to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473278
Wow. Sometimes I feel like I'm into weird stuff, and then I read that image and feel pretty OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473344
Downright Lynchian, that is. Jodorowskian, even.

[Anonymous No.]

At least no one here is saying they want to sniff the forbidden breath.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of weirdo monster can you meet on the late night MGC bus?

[Anonymous No.]

Jinkos and Ocelomeh love bathing, so that's another point in their favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473411
The Oomukade who takes the bus several blocks away from her home so she can buy THOSE magazines away from people who might recognize her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473411
Practically every nocturnal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473429
but they smell ripe (and possibly of blood) after a hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473407
The Lambada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473432
>She wears a cap, a mask and sunglasses
>Has the magazines in a brown bag
>Seems really anxious if not paranoid
Those magazines can't be that bad.

>>45473435
I would not be ok with an undead sitting next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473502
Turns out they're all racing magazines, this centipede has the need, the need for SPEED

[Anonymous No.]

Since trolls can only maintain composure and sanity at night, I'm just imagining one riding the bus in her traditional, frilly outfit with a bunch of delinquent succs, imps, and rats and a bunch of undead that are falling apart. And she just smiles happily listening to music while holding her groceries.

>>45473502

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473411
werebat titties pressed up against the glass from outside

[Anonymous No.]

Acting pretty cheeky for a quickshot that loses to monster pussy fast

[Anonymous No.]

>go on a succubus after hard day of work to get home
>but its also the time school ends
>bunch of pyrows enter the bus and sit around me
>they can sense im a virgin
oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473513
>Oomukade decides to listen to some Initial D songs while on the bus
>Headphones might be dying, sound is worse than usual
>She cranks volume to max
>A few minutes later Anon approaches her
>Tells her that the music is currently on speaker
>She hadn't plugged her headphones properly
I hope bugs don't use rape to cope with cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473561
GET YOUR SATELLITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473561
chuuni oomukade likes to drift corners

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473560
I lobe the troupe of getting a stralthy handjob in the bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473560
Sounds like you're about to become a pedophile
>But they're holding me down and raping me
You got hard, didn't you?
You're a gross pedophile! And all the pyrows are gonna take turns making fun of you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473538
Sitting next to a troll on a late night bus seems like a smart move, until you realize that her massive behind and thighs would press against you the entire time and that your nostrils would be filled with her flowery scent.
Imagine how awkward it'd be popping a visible boner in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape monsters in your eldritch forms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473370
You’re welcome, have fun with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473774
>Let mommy take care of that for you, sweetie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473774
dont forget her massive mommy milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473561
Rape rape rape. She’s gonna step on the rape…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473810
Tonight I'll cum
And be your lover
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473787
i'd lose to a big meaty troll like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473846
>>45473787
>Gentle and discreet handjob
>She licks her hand clean afterwards
>Smiles and thanks you for the treat

[Anonymous No.]

Do mirrors work on basilisk, medusa and other eye based abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473922
I like to think so. It leads to cute and funny scenarios, and that's always canon in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473922
should clarify I was wondering if it'd be cute for a basilisk to interact with someone she didn't want to venom using a pocket mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473959
1000% cute.
Would root for Miss 'Lisk to woo her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473903
>discreet handjob
What excacly is a discreet handjob? Her pulling your junk out and jerking it is anything but discreet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45467333
True reason to be euphoric

[Anonymous No.]

>>45473903
> leaving you wanting more
>which makes you grab her dress and ask if you can go with her
Truly devilish