Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

And I stole your next thread too, idiots! Nyahahahahaha!

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[Anonymous No.]

this one was first so it's the real one
damn memecat

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[Anonymous No.]

i take this thread, in the name of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429036
i love cheshires, why do they get so much hate? theyre funny and very cuddly. 10/10 mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

RADICAL SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

>https://archiveofourown.org/works/51182023?view_full_work=true

I finally finished the second half of Spotted!
If you like hatters, ocelomehs and/or sahuagins, you might like this one.
Hope people enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a yeti!
I need a yeti to hug through the night!
She's gotta be big, and she's gotta be soft, and she's gotta be loving and bright!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429048
Here's wurmy!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm being hunted by hag elves, what do I do?

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>>45429100
>that filename
That is not a cuddlebug. This is!

[Anonymous No.]

if the neighbor's chesh daughter refers to my butt as a "level 5 gyatt" again I'm going to head there and personally spank hers instead

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>>45429133
I'll do you one better!

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>>45429142
Please stop giving the memekots ammunition

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>>45429163
Two can play that game!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429180
Bastard! Fine, she can join the honorary cuddlebug club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429199
Honorary? No, i won't settle for less than a main member!

[Anonymous No.]

There's only one bug worth snuggling with.

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>>45429210
You go too far! Fluff supremacy!

[Anonymous No.]

sex but their thigh is twice as wide as yours, and youre very weak compared to them, and they want you to breed them, but theyre dominant as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

How many poor souls would be caught in the cross fire of a turf war between the fluffs and the buggs?
War, war never changes.

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>>45429219
Sorry anon, but a bug is a bug, and last time i checked apes weren't one. Surrender the title! Oomus were made for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

Elves fear the ear nibbler.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429087
Great stuff dude, keep up with the good work.
I really like your dialogue, it really makes the characters feel alive.

Ancient Evil Dryad sidestory when?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to adopt a pair of loli Unicorn sisters and promise to marry them when they graduate high school if they each can find three girls to form a perfect harem for their father. I have strict requirements though. I need at least one immortal girl so our family lives forever. I need at least one haughty Ojou-sama complete with drills. I need a tall, athletic tomboy. And of course a tall and very busty Himedere. The other girls are up to them.

Imagine how happy they'll be when they finally get their long-awaited reward on their graduation/wedding night!

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Chesh thinks she's so funny. Well next time she pulls a joke at my expense, I won't get mad, I'm just gonna pet her and hug her tightly instead and tell her I love her so much and that life would be boring without her! She won't possibly know how to react.

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>>45429247
I fear the ear nibble too. It's a powerful weapon in a demon's arsenal.

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>>45429087
That's the good shit

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>>45429247
>>45429249

[Anonymous No.]

I can instantly be defeated by elves if they wiggle their ears

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>>45429254
I haven't started the story yet, but
>spoiler
Sounds like a monster girl version of Exdeath from FF5.

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>>45429254
Who's that one swedish chick who does the voice-acting for like every nature spirit ever? She was in Shadows of War and a few other things.
Really exaggerated voice.
That's who I kept reading her dialogue as and it really bothered me, haha

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In a bid to stop her daughters from all becoming stinky NEETs like Druella, the Mamono Lord has implemented a new policy in the past century. All of her daughters get a quartet of girls who are their forever friends and remain by their side for all eternity. This includes marriage. Some daughters refused the friends and ML didn't push it but most did. One of those daughters has set her sights on (You) and the five of them are coming to claim (You).

Go here: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll four girls. You can reroll three times but can only ever save two girls. Tell me about your Lilim and her BFF sisters. Did the ML's plan work or did she become even more of a stinky NEET with the girls by her side?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429290
Elf desperation stews into a fine wine after a thousand years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429385
TOTAL
SHOTA
(gentle)
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429385
Imagine the haggiest, most desperate of elves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429213
Not sure I want to snuggle, but I'd gladly share her pipe and hang out.

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>>45429385

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>>45429048
>Honey that was a load bearing wall

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>>45429405
I had a laugh at this one.

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>>45429322
you shouldnt reveal your weakness so carelessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429428
EAR WIGGLE

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>>45429390
its a crime if one goes without cumming inside their momster for more than 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my human wife a lot. Monster fuckers will never know the joy of having a pure human wife and staying loyal to one's own species. I love my darling Lucy Ferre so much!

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>>45429454
What about work though? Not like i love it, but you gotta keep society running somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I date an extremely young 20 years old dragon? Do other dragons consider me a hoard robber? Are they jealous?

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>>45429460
Good luck with the divorce

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>>45429481
You're getting vanned for toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429485
>Implying some random succ won’t corrupt his wife and take joy in making their marriage much happier

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>>45429460
>Lucy Ferre
I remember feeling like a retard because I didn't realize who Louisa Ferre in SMT: SJ was supposed to be until someone pointed it out

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>>45429460
Anon why does your wife have horns?

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>>45429485
We would never divorce! Our bond is greater than any that monsters can forge with men!

>>45429515
They're just decorations she likes to wear.

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>>45429515
She's horny.

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>>45429515
She has a skin condition, don't be rude

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>>45429481
The latter, but they'll be even more jealous if you go even younger.

[Anonymous No.]

SEXY HAG FOXES UOHHHHHH

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>>45429563
Tiny head syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

Want kej wife
Need kej wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429469
>trying to tell your momster you have a 'job' that isn't having lovey-dovey pampering sex with her all day

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429625
catbox off-topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429631
cut off your dick and shove it up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429469
monster girl work places are extremely lenient about these sorts of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429638
A unique way to alp, to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429631
Sorry about that, anon.
>>45429469
>trying to tell your momster you have a 'job' that isn't having lovey-dovey pampering sex with her all day

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>>45429454
This law is unfair. I need my sleep. If this law is to continue, I demand for either all momsters to be infused with weresheep dna, or for the state to supply weresheep wool bedding and sweaters to all momsters for free. I refuse anything but the comfiest sleep molestation!

[Anonymous No.]

>be asked not to post images unrelated to the thread topic
>throw a fit and act like their human rights are being violated
Why are they like this?

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>>45429682
It wasn't even the anon who posted it, just one of the usual pests spazzing out at anything resembling community standards

[Anonymous No.]

Peak cat performance.

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>>45429702
>no tufts of fur on the side of her head
I sleep

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>>45429702
Peak sexuality

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45429681
If being woken up in the middle of the night for a slow handjob while your momster snuggles you and whispers encouraging praise in your ear impacts your sleep, you're free to spend a few more hours of the day in bed with her.

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>>45429702
>Too young, not enough fluffy ear, tan, not fit
Nope.mp3

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>>45429036
https://files.catbox.moe/7id9zf.png
Last time on /mgt/...

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>>45429820
'wurm rape others'
she sure does

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>>45429762
I don't know why but the thought of scheduled milking times overseen by a loving, gentle figure of authority that she absolutely will not change or budge on for any reason is really, really hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>easy bro, panties happen
When a Pyrow sits on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>art dragon house
A fancy patrician dragon who hoards paintings and statues!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>stop since nobody sees anime

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>>45429693
I remember the last time we failed to meet quality standards.
I do not miss /a/

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>>45429820
>steal kc play
lads... it knows...

[Anonymous No.]

sorry monsters but I'll only date the champion of the next season of the anti gravity racing league

[Anonymous No.]

Dark matter wife

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>>45429943
but doesn't Team A-NON usually win?

[Anonymous No.]

>having sex with husband
>he's behind me and begins pinning my hands down
>flicks his wrists twice and says vroom vroom like im a motorcycle
Why is he like this.

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>>45429563
IMPREGNATE HAGS

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>>45429036

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>>45429985
Based motomonsterfucker

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>>45429563
extremely powerful
Would get oneshot by this hag

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>>45429976
yeah
>puts on helmet
and I don't intend to lose

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with cheshire in horrible, miserable british weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430012
Is it really that bad? It just rainy and grey no? Seems ok for gaming with chesh

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>>45430012
chesh sexo seems nice until you just hear "oi look yer johnny's slippin roight in innit am wet as a bigelow infused crumpet lad"

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>>45430025
its how people describe, but i actualy like it outside of the winter. i love rain, i like the grey, i love light winds. sex with cheshire under a tree, by a fire, and falling asleep.

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>>45430025
depends where you live, but mostly quite rainy.
winter is very depressing, and most houses have shit insulation so you end up wanting for a warm monster to cuddle with.

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>>45430049
>>45430076
Seems ok but inside a cozy house like in mister Paddington and while hugging your wife. Everything is made out of bricks?
>>45430042
I can easily desmug her so a no problem for me hon hon hon

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>>45429915
Steal kc designs for the purpose of Prohibited fetishes including but not limited to bdsm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430091
its very cozy. huddling with wife to keep warm while outside would be great.
>everything is bricks
no? a lot is, but in the highlands at least its not bricks.

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>>45430126
So rocks instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>ooohohoho gochisosama~ I'll keep you around as a cumtank for a while anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430153
A man needs breaks.

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>>45430153
Ew fat, can she even flies?

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>>45430153
Very grabbable belly

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>>45430139
I wont post a pic because its not monster girl related, but look up croft houses in the scottish highlands. also sometimes rocks, yeah. comfy. imagine big tiddy highland cow gf and a cheshire cat who moved there recently living with you in a really rainy place. you have a little old car too, so you can roadtrip.

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>>45430194
Looks like Normandy or Bretagne, nice I like it. Wurm live in rock house in my headcanon

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>>45430218
they built it themself, of course. they're also comically wide, to fit the full wurm tail.

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>>45430233
Yes, with a nice cave full of gems

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>>45429594
"Stylish, well-endowed seductress" -type monster species supremacy. I made that category up, but Kejs are in it for sure.

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>>45430259
So besides the succubus family, what other mamono would be in that cathegory?
Apophis, Anubis and Wight? Ice queen perhaps?

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>>45430340
cait sith. In her mind at least. She's a dork.

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>>45424335
Red Ranger Isekai.
A power ranger got isekai’d but since his powers are fueled by BONDS instead of magic it causes a ton of issues there.
They just reached the demi-human country which has a mermaid navy turns out a scientist got isekai’d ahead and uplifted the demi-humans using technology to make-up for their faults. Demi-human society was obsessed with power so weaker monsters like mermaids that could only sing suffered and gladly accepted the scientist as their leader and savior

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>>45430259
It's a great category

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>>45430259
Oh fuck I thought you meant rich.
I don't think about tits at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430368
>I don't think about tits at all.
Apologize to the Holstaurs right now before you make them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430372
No i hate holstaurs, mino's are so much better

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>>45430340
Ice Queen in the "autistic tsundere dork" category alongside Dragon and Vampire.

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I want to get isekai'd into the Mamono World and get adopted by a Wight momster who believes me to be of noble blood and wants to ensure that my bloodline has as many heirs as possible. She'll obsessively track down two girls of noble blood and either adopt them after monsterization (if human) or arrange for them to marry me (if already monster girl). Maybe she'll even get obsessed with keeping my bloodline pure and insist that all of my daughters cannot sully the bloodline by marrying lesser men and thus must join the harem. That'd be extra hot. I hope she wields enough political power to arrange for me to marry a Lilim and Ryu as my other wives. Getting coiled and wingburrito'd while using my Wight momster's big tits as a pillow sounds like ultimate comfiness.

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>>45430340
Well, let's see here.
>Kej
>Inari
>Nurarihyon
>Wight
>Ice Queen
>Pharaoh
>Dark Mage
>Demon

I'm probably forgetting some, but it's quite stacked.

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>>45430153
american succ

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>>45430153
>so fat she's permanently covered in grease
These succs need to lose some weight

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>>45429390
Lady I keep telling you I'm thirty years old not a shota!

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>>45430530
I'm gonna hunt momma Kulve and use her gold to make cool armor and giant weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

bros how do I resist Kiki kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

>isekai
>get cat wife
>want to be treated like worthless tom and femdommed.
>"Let's discuss feelings."
>"I love you and value you."
>"I may be sitting on your face publicly but I appreciate you."
ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Not like this.

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>>45430684
Steal a kiss.
Keep doing that until she runs out of 'em.

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>>45430684
Not sure it’d a good idea to ever go against a maid’s choice

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of catgirl is taokaka? i love her so much and i want to marry her and have sex with her (in her usual silly way)

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>>45430749
>4 hour maid makeout session

[Anonymous No.]

Hikikomora

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430789
sex

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>>45430684
One does not simply resist mamono kisses. Give in and enjoy yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

wurmikomora
a rather special varaint of kiki, takes rock as payment

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>>45430835
No wurmikomora, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there! Do NOT sweep everything under the rug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430835
>takes rock as payment
"Miss Wurmikomora stole all my Black Sabbath CDs!"

[Anonymous No.]

it's nothing special. it's just wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430841
please be patient wurmy hasn't yet grasped object permanence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430850
You're wrong. Wurms are special and deserve love and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430850
she has feathers on her wrists
>>45430841
call her mom, she will make sure she knows

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>>45430852
>wurm chasing a guy
>he ducks behind a rock
>wurm begins to tear up because another human vanished into thin air
>one day she'll save one and hold them in her arms forever so they can never disappear

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>>45430861
but what about other monsters?
does my soldier boog not deserve hugs?
is she, and her 19 identical sisters, not special too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430864
oh god, my heart
>no wurmy! Don't be sad!

[Anonymous No.]

her time is nigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430864
>how to make a wurm turn white

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430886
Invisible human is speaking to her!

[Anonymous No.]

Do not trust angels. They don’t have enough self-control to wear underwear, let alone save your souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430901
Since making wurms sad is a crime, I guess I am morally obligated to hug her and make her happy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430908
i trust wurms, she put on her panties the right way today without mama needing to tell her

[Anonymous No.]

limmin' la vida loca

[Anonymous No.]

latina lilim gf

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113988408
dire moth

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>>45430940
You make her take a shower
or at least go in the rain
you ended up with a crazy wife
oh she'll take away your time
showing her shitposts online!

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>>45430935
>wurms can follow the rurrus unlike angels
Proof that halos cause brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430958
she told me the halos taste liek holy chciken of all things

[Anonymous No.]

Obtain eldritchdom make mamonos quiver before you!

[Anonymous No.]

imma just be a simple farmer in MGE and go to town to sell some of my crops so I can make money

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431026
you're liable to get your shit smacked by a sea bishop. they sealed chaos before and if you act up they'll do it again

[Anonymous No.]

kelp smacc

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>>45431042
What the fuck is that bitch gonna do to a eldritch god like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431035
I yearn for the simple life too. I want to run a small little dive bar/tavern

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are life.

[Anonymous No.]

how come wock gets two tail pussys and core only gets one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431117
the oft forgotten 3rd tentacle

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>>45431117
Manticore doesn't eat with her tail and you have only one dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431074
you usually get put in time-out at the bottom of the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431135
You only have 1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431117
its tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431144
you guys have dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431108
Suzuran is our light

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>>45431035
Just remember to pay the tithe to your lawful ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

fuck on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

IT IS THE HOUR OF BUGS.

[Anonymous No.]

so who wants to live in mob town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431249
it's a living

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431254
so what will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431262
if i don't find honest work i can whore it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431249
Mob town is like 100% cute girls, I'd live there if they have good internet.

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>>45431249
>all the houses look the same
>all the food tastes a little bland no matter what it is or how it's prepared
>everyone drives the same car
>main industry in town is a bureaucracy that files papers and keeps records
>most of the town works there
>everyone wears nametags for the benefit of visitors because no one from out of town can tell them apart
>go to a bar and get hit on by what feels like the same girl a hundred times
>no recollection of who she is or what she was like the next morning, only remember that you chatted with someone and had a watered down cocktail
>forget about your visit to mobtown entirely until someone mentions it again a few months later

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>>45431287
anon, i think you'd remember monsters since if they all look all the same, their personality will be very expressive, they ain't gonna be lie a normal npc, they will be the outlandish and weirder npcs that people tend to love in videogames

[Anonymous No.]

plap plap plap level drain addicting sex where your whole body feels erogenous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431287
imagine growing up there then going to the first normal monster town where the monsters have normal faces

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>>45431311
If they're so memorable, then perhaps you'd like to tell us about ONE (1) of the residents of Mob Town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431355
succubus bandit (C) is pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431355
Ms. Bessie, the local holst baker, and her sister Ms. Maxie, the local mino butcher
they have their shops right next to each other, and are rather cute when they are together

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>>45431367
>HER?!
>you want HER?!
>did you hit your head?
>I'm a lilim for fuck's sake!
>the whole quest was supposed to be about defeating and marrying ME!
>you're going to pass up the daughter of the demon lord for HER?
>she doesn't even have her own artwork, you fought half a dozen sprites of her in this castle alone!
>her only voice lines are encounter and defeat, she's too weak to even have a victory taunt!

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>I'm off to save the prince again

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>>45431327
I'll take resistance-draining. I like my levels, I worked hard for them. I'll be her daki tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431418
but she missed her attack so you know she's a clumsy goofball and will surely make an excellent mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431429
>one huff of chest fluff, and youve lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431418
imma hit her with
>SHut the fuck up, her face is better than you, 100 times cuter than you
>I love Sally succ bandit. OC Steellim is just something care not for, lest you get me in contact with Miss Lim princess A

[Anonymous No.]

NEVER supress your moans unless youre trying to be stealthy. Monsters love hearing it; its been known to promote good health both in the moaning human, and the monster he moans thanks to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431453
>being encouraged to moan by monster wife
WHEW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>https://files.catbox.moe/7id9zf.png
>making things Druella instead
rigged

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431453
I'm going to be defiant and silent just to see how far they'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431453
i'd kuu at a lich

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutaku from Land of the Four Fiends instantly rapes you and calls you a retard for a single spelling mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431485
imma open my mouth and show her that I don't even speak the same language is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431453
>>45431457
>Encouraged to moan
>Encouraged to cum
>Calls you a good boy when you give in
This is the future the DL wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431438
Anon, that's just the 18% dodge passive on your scarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431498
couldn't be. it was that she was really nervous to meet me, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431494
i need this, i need momster gf to let me suc on her titties and jerk me when I'm good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431485
I want to go to the Land of Four Friends instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431494
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431516
i wanna go to the land of four mommies

[Anonymous No.]

Don't get on the ice with a yeti. They're very competitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431494
did you know you can use this tech on monsters too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431540
Meet alp. Call her a good boy when she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431523
>yeti is the sweetest thing you've ever seen
>think she's just nervous to get on the ice with you because she's never skated before
>five minutes later she's checking you into the boards and slap shotting pucks into the goal from across the rink

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>>45431523
>anon spends the whole match getting body checked by a jubjub
>puck keeps bouncing off the barometz goalie
>non-player wurm is a stage hazard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431552
What made you feel the need to post this, did your intrusive thoughts get the better of you again Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431563
>>45431573
It's not the checking or slashing that's the problem. It's the chirping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431573
>wurm is (poorly) driving a zamboni around the rink while making CHOO CHOO sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431585
I intentionally misunderstood you for comedic effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431453
>>45431472
>>45431494
>>45431513
That's one option, but consider:
Tantric position with your hands bound behind her so there's no escape. Her tail wrapped around you both and her wings and arms holding you tight against her as she slowly grinds and moves on top of you. Throughout it all whispering encouragement and telling you to give in.
Now imagine holding out as long as you can in half-hearted defiance before finally succumbing and surrendering to her body in a mind-melting orgasm that you resisted as long as you could (which only made it even more pleasurable). As you sit there practically comatose, she repeatedly kisses you and calls you her goodboy.

And you'll do it again and again until you belong to her.

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>>45431595
>who are you?
>I'M THE JANITOR!!
she loves her job, even if nobody hired her or pays her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431477
>Lich who thinks she should be the genki one in the relationship and tries hard to be energetic

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commit a sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431597
the lotus position was banned under the geneva convention

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431609
Procreating with your wife isn’t a sin Anon you’re in the safe zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431597
hot scenario. but i doubt id have it in me top resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431617
Angels don't care about that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431617
>>45431628
It's a war against loneliness, and all is fair in love and war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431631
They are truly devious creatures,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431644
Eros hebi hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431617
And how has that been working out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431597
>>45431617
>>45431631
>>45431647
>>45431695
What a particularly lewd position to be stuck in against your will. Who in their right mind could possible want to be stuck like that haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431713
I know right? I sure hope there aren't any cute demons around who might do that to me. I certainly wouldn't kiss her back if one tried!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to snuggle your wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431644
You can't just call dogpiling a man and breaking him with affection a legitimate strategy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431713
Lotus, cowgirl, and missionary are the top three positions and it's not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna live in dragonia so I can stay single
Dumb dragons are too proud and spergy to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431821
Protip: the rent is the cheapest near the cemetery.

[Anonymous No.]

i need to be inside the dress of a very meaty monster and fuck her that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431821
Be careful of Malef rapists, I hear they color their scales to disguise themselves as normal Dragons, watch your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431859
>Meet Malef rapist.
>That's so weird! You are also a Malef rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431847
Man, Summer sucks but cuddle with your zombie gf sure makes it worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431847
>>45431859
Don't worry im mana-tuned only to the haggiest of hags
They don't even leave their caves
The sad NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431896
Well, don’t say I didn’t warn ya when that Dragon Hag that waves to you all the time turns out to be a Malef hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431821
I hear you can harass their queen with empty egg cartons and they're too shy to do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45431945
>throw away carton of eggs you finished
>hear the trash wyvern sobbing the next pickup day

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if Homelander was in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432010
Homelander would get subdued by a Lilim easily, for I am pretty sure Homelander hasn’t gone toe to toe with reality warpers unlike Superman or Goku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432010
Honestly? Holstaur bait. BIG TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

what if a typical anon with mommy issues fell into MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432030
Honestly? Holstaur bait. BIG TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432030
a cruel fate indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432038
What Stanley sees post portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432030
wurm bait

[Anonymous No.]

>45431788
Ew
Man face

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I would feel a little bad for The Flash if he landed in the MGE universe which he could do if he ran fast enough, that he would get absolutely dog piled by Cockatrices.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if Rorshach was in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

what if ur mom was in MGE
she couldn't fit lmao, shes that fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432085
>tfw your mom was destined to become a wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432085
>You know who else is as heavy as a Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

so why dont sleep with Ms. Haku, shes throwing herself at you, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432110
I don't think that's an accurate retelling of events

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432110
Because I hate miss Haku. She told me I was an 'idiot' once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432156
>tfw ywn tease your straight laced Haku teacher by calling her mom, putting your head between her tits, or even just openly flirting with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432156
>"You haven't been paying attention at all, have you!?"
>"Actually [repeats her lecture verbetum]"
>"..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432238
>tfw she's tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432262
A tsun-dairy

[Anonymous No.]

How does Mrs. Echidna make time for all her daughters’ birthdays?

[Anonymous No.]

How is your wife in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432265
A smart tsun dairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432309
Same as any other time of day--nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432309
I wish my wife was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432309
Depends the eldest wurm would already be up making breakfast for the rest, the dark mage wock would be half asleep whole drinking coffee and the youngest bogie angel would still be asleep along with me, both of us hugging each other in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432328
>>45432344
Well anons let’s use our imagination. What would you say the wife of your dreams would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think in some alternate dimension that Monsters are real and the Lims are the only ones that are aware we exist because they can sense us and earth through the dimensional barriers? Do you think they can see us talking about them and portals opening and they're constantly frustrated every single day because they've been hard at work trying to open the portals but they just can't no matter how hard they try? Do you think they could see us now if we mocked them?

...

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER OPEN THE PORTALS BITCHES YOU WILL NEVER ENSLAVE US AS HUSBANDS HAHAHA STUPID LIMCELS YOU WILL NEVER INVADE EARTH WITH YOUR STUPID MONSTER LEGIONS HAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER GET A HUSBAND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LONELY HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432309
Slow and heat craving

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432380
Someone who can hold me and make me feel safe.
Someone who will tell me she loves me, and I'll believe her.
But that's just my imagination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNnb1NfLrK4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432389
Anon isn't real and he would never marry you if he was, go get a life you stupid hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432389
>One week later portals open and anon regrets what he said about the poor Lims

[Anonymous No.]

The only lim I want is lim princess a or mob lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432389
I'm going to maximum emotional damage to them by actually loving them and being sad the portals will never open. I'd happily marry a lim, but they're forced to watch me be sad and alone while they keep trying to get the portals to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432416
The portals open in one week from now for real?! Oh god! Oh fuck! Oh god, oh FUCK! Some Lamia's probably seen all my posts on /an/ about how cool I think snakes and scales are! I'm FUCKED
I don't know where to run, I don't want to get coiled and squeezed, FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432425
I'm torn.
Mob monsters or yakuzis?
Two different feelings there.

And I'm not sure how I feel about a Lim going "Gabbagool"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432436
Do you know background npc monsters or generic monsters in video games? That's what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432445
Oh, you're talking mob FACE lim.
There is a very big difference there, one of them has strong opinions on Stromboli

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432448
I wouldn't mind mobster lim either, gonna have to grab her ass to make sure she knows on top but she'd do nicely

[Anonymous No.]

tom

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia seeing you be nice to a snake
>Arachne seeing you be nice to a spider
>etc
How much do they like that sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432458
its all about lobster mobsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432466
Wait a minute, I'm not seeing this image in the archive... Did he return or is it wishful thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, all beware the winter wurm....or is it winter worm? or winterworm?
Maybe its the Winter Wyrm.

Whatever, we'll figure it out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls actually could post here, would they say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432523
https://twitter.com/bakemoron_
i don't the story but probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432533
Wundarwurm
Night anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432533
Winterworm is just a Wonderworm that ended up in Wintertown for a bit too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432544
That's amazing, I'm really glad he's come back, Always loved his art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432535
"We're coming. See you soon cuties<3!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432550
Or when a greenworm does the thing where you pretend your breath is you smoking a cigarette.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

damn little gook fox slut, i hate her smugness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432609
Liver eatin thot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432573
>Monster girls enthusiastically replying to posts that hours old
>Posting photos of themselves
>Getting inspiration from green texts.
Things would get crazy, but it'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432687
I wish to tease this rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

I can resist cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432767
our strongest soldier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432743
>it'd be fun
Yeah it'd be really fun when one of them calls you out after obsessively stalking your posting and development over the years. I'm pretty sure the Shirohebi lovers would actually like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45430778
>Elves are just blatantly lying
Sasuga knife earfus.

[Anonymous No.]

I... I failed... a cat brushed her tail against my chin and I turned to jello while she laughed at me... I can no longer resist cats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432743
>tfw you are the main wurm poster o the thread
I'm going to make lots o dragons seethe and wurms be even happier than they normally are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432599
Fluffy dog chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45432840
We've lost our strongest soldier...

[Anonymous No.]

Walking into a jubjub nest full of eggs be like walking into a xenomorph nest. Imagine sentient egg yolk bursting out of their shell, trying to latch onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjubs are too short. I want a big bird.

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy winter camping with witch hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433026
This actually looks extremely cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433026
Looks like my neighbor childhood friend, weird

[Anonymous No.]

Kidnapping the local chesh, joker style

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433067
but what are you gonna do to her after the kidnapping? don't try anything funny now, we got your hideout surrounded and if you lose the hostage you lose your one bargaining chip for safety and freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433083
I'm going to pet her on live TV and traumatize every viewers

[Anonymous No.]

RAGGLE FRAGGLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433215
Fraggle Rock?

[Anonymous No.]

where gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433336
where's my ship?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have this wock hag I just met drink a 40 of Doppleganger Potion. There are no flaws with this plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433348
she stole it and is going to offer it to the dread pirate kantamora as tribute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433609
but it's just a mining tug :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433800
don't worry, i have a plan
i'll board the ship and fuck the gremlin until she can't pilot any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433609
I read that as the dread pirate kikimora at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433856
she has cleansed this sector of any competition, all bend the knee to her

[Anonymous No.]

Just wait until all the Monsters are asleep at night, then they won't be able to catch you. Monsters never lurk during dead hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433920
>he doesn't know about the hags with glowing eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Consider cryptocurency creeping coin
>starts as a loli
>will turn into thicc tall hag for one or two days after a while
>then will revert into loli
>likes to pull things that you are standing on away
>often screams AAAAAAAA for no reason and her face turns pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434291
>always say "dömp it" right before you cum inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>hellhound kingdom calling extra student

wtf there is a hellhound kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434534
I don't know if they're the type to have a republic.

[Anonymous No.]

>playing Succubus in Wonderland
>get to Evan’s House Chapel
>it’s inhabited by the Goddess, her angels and a bunch of succubi maids and kikimoras
>the maids and kikis seem to have a high probability to strip you naked “to service you better” or “concerned” you can’t even change your clothes yourself
>if you refuse the services they claim they will have to punish you for refusing to take care of your own body
>losing to them also lead to the “cleaning” service which is a looping paizuri until you faint because every time you cum you are dirtying yourself
>when you finally get to the Goddess she claims in spite of keeping your body as pure as you could you are in the wrong for resisting your bodily urges so much
>way overleveled; makes short work of you IN FRONT OF ALL THE ANGELS
>then two angels come and they give you a triple paizuri then and there claiming you don’t have the right to refuse and you should stop resiting so much and that they just want to take care for (You)
>paizuri you until you faint. For your own good.
I’m starting to think angels aren’t different from monsters. And that maids don’t understand they are supposed to obey who they serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434534
>enter student transfer program because they pay for your stay + some extra
>low on cash, have to do it
>get sent into the hellwan zone

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to my horse girl that just because she won the last big race competition and came out a prize winner, placing highest amongst the bets that she isn't entitled to reward sex with me, her own trainer, as a result? She already got a mountain of carrots from me so she should be happy. She'll ruin her figure and won't be fit to race if she has foals! That means I won't be getting prize money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434599
>exploiting her like that
you deserve what ever comes next

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434534
Wankanda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434710
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434534
The mythical lost kingdom of Wan Kanda

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434697
That's all the horse girls are useful for. If a horse girl can't win a race for her trainer why even keep her around in the stables? They might as well be sent away to join the wild horses instead! They have to obey their trainer, just like with a dog owners and their kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434810
Alright anon, i'm going to report you to the authorities for wife abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434810
Anon no! Acting like an anime villain about it just ensures you'll eat your own words sooner or later!

[Anonymous No.]

The old retired horses are looking at me funny when I go to sweep the stables.
I should never have taken this job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434845
>>45434865
Fools! I am the master! I control my destiny! And my destiny is to win heaps of prize money and trophies with my horse girl! I will never give my racehorse sex! Never! She must stay in peak physical condition and obey me, her trainer! Nobody will stop ME! HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434977
Imagine not raising your daughters as racers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45434977
Anon was later raped brutally by his horse in his own living room once she figured out he forgot to lock the stables gates. He soon learned that the money didn't matter after all because he won the real race at last (the race to have a family)

[Anonymous No.]

Skibidi toilet automaton

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't cook on your meido, then what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435393
Shoggy got that covered. Truly the superior meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435429
I will call quake ranger to kill all shogs

[Anonymous No.]

Level 1 human and slime. Name a better pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435657
me and ur mum

[Anonymous No.]

What monster schlicks herself in a public bathroom?
What monster continues to schlick herself in a public bathroom while maintaining eye contact if you walk in on her doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435792
Maybe if you read the profiles you would have an answer for such an obvious question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435792
>1st
Any virgin monster that caught sight/smell of a human
>2nd
Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435792
dhampir wouldn't cause she respects the law and WOULD NEVER and HAS NEVER been caught doing it and she DARES you to try and catch her doing something so lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>try to sleep with my holstaur wife
>can't fall asleep due to the milk sloshing sounds when he changes her sleeping position in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436127
Just empty her tank anon. Either you succeed and there are no more sloshing sounds, or you fall asleep from all the milk drinking and gentle cuddling. Did you know? Milk contains hormones like serotonin at night, so that should also help you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436127
may i suggest getting something to block the noise out?
try sleeping under your wifes butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436173
Anon...cows emit alot of greenhouse gases...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tip a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436161
I can't be up all day and night just to milk her

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to stop a wurm is foolishness itself. She is impeded by nothing and moved only by her own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 weeks
>No leak of new girl
KC saboteurs btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436312
I didn't say you did. Sooner or later you will fal asleep after being sated with your wife's milky ambrosia.

[Anonymous No.]

need sweaty junglekot thighs now

[Anonymous No.]

>Snake pit
>Mouse pit
>Troll pit
>Imp pit
>Pig pit
Which one of these would you prefer to be tossed in for your punishment after you're convicted of the crime of "Being Horny without a Wife" in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436326
Milk coma is not good for your health

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436225
Monster Girl Braps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436371
Everything but the Troll pit. It's too musky and hot. I would probably drown in their gentle carreses and get drunk of their soft skin. It's too dangerous, i don't know if i would survive. Those barbarians would probably even dare rain their carresses and words of affirmations onto me, or commit the sin of finding the perfect troll for me to marry. Not to even mention the highly dangerous food they prepare in advance. Please, anything but that one.

[Anonymous No.]

I caved. I was too lazy and biased by loli to watch the elf anime. I didn't watch the elf anime, but the manga was right there infront of me. It was cute. I like Frieren. Platonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436321
>thinking we care
The only people here that really care about mge here as a whole are 3 spergs who are easy to spot from these catchphrases
>I wish kc drew official art of X
>KC needs to draw more variants of X
>cucks btfo
There is a special kind of sperg that is so creatively bereft he can't view monster girls in anything but the lens of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436516
>The only people here that really care about mge here as a whole are 3 spergs
Mick please, contain your rectal bleeding. Also you have massive issues separating your own wishful thinking from reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436534
Self suicide is funny. KC got what he wanted, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436500
I might just be getting old but that anime bothers me emotionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436371
I require further information.
What is the dormouse ratio of the mouse pit?
What snake species are present in the snake pit?
How thick are the trolls?
Was Gremlin-chan allowed into the imp pit and did she bring her toys?
How smelly are the p'orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436557
As I have stated, I have not and likely will not see the anime. However the manga is about an elf(autist) trying to understand why she likes her battle-siblings who all died of old age because no mamonobama. It's simple, snappy and cute.

I don't know what's bothersome about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436589
Ah it’s one of those stories yeah I don’t like those either would probably make me cry like a banshee. Too soul crushing for one’s mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436589
I just finished the second episode and it was about her being asked to translate a book that her old priest friend says contains spells for eternal life but in the end she learns it was just a trick to get her to stay and teach his adopted kid magic before he died. Then he dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436290
The tables have turned. The cow has tipped you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436605
>>45436630
I dunno what to tell you man, I like it when elves cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436638
That cow looks like a giant nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436630
>Mental Torture Porn: The Anime
So we love making ourselves sad anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436672
Sometimes sad things can be beautiful. That's why banshees are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45435657
Human and level 1 Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>single lilims
it's a fax not a word cloud generator

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436672
Better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436773
Better option is to become the lich king, no more tears of grieving it is the undead way.

[Anonymous No.]

i just want to be human shota NPC A with Old creepy Dark Mage A as my momster

[Anonymous No.]

Become shota squid so you can be the best hentai protagonist for your mindflayer wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a mob faced hero so I get mocked by a valkyrie and have to accept training from an ancient master swordsman succubus instead

[Anonymous No.]

so waking up and the first thing you see is your aunt fannies massive hatter ass is a perfect way to wake up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45436973
How are young cuck horses getting made

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437027
>have bicorn wife
>impregnate bicorn wife
>you get a bicorn daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437027
>unicorn goes behind husbands back
>bicorn is born
>"It's your honey, I swear."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437041
Wait sex makes babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>45437044

[Anonymous No.]

imagine sex with your haku teacher as she tries to teach math

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437083
I think it's more accurate compared to what the mge says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437090

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437083
Don’t even give the pest any attention it is most likely you know who that starts all the bullshit in these threads, that he is the new bug boy but worst. For even bug boy I don’t think was into ntr just was stupidly edgy and into monster boy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437116
>tfw shes teaching calculus and as you are fucking her, her calculus teaching start to go into how to calculate how many times the curve of your penis is going inside her vagina as graphable functions

[Anonymous No.]

what if you wake up in fumomomo village, where fumos of all the monster girls live, they are curvy and busty but are still fumos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437261
Sounds like an interesting idea for an Ittan mommen village. They try to imitate the other monstergirls while still being reduced to a plushlike state(because of genetics idk. Mabe there was a Fumo ancestor, the progenitor of all fumomonos)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437261
I don't know what that is but it's surely better than the fujo village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437261
Free onahole village you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437313
thats basically every monster village, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437321
the mge equivelant of a pub crawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437292
they would be a mix of both ittan mommen and living doll

[Anonymous No.]

pink cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437427
Nobody cares, fuck off back to /trash/ where you belong

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw hakutaku fumo is coming onto you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437116
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437116
meanwhile at sabbath academy
>and now I will prove that 35 goes into 1157~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437116
meanwhile at sabbath academy
>and now I will prove that 35 goes into 1157

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437441
peace and goodwill to all is meant to be both a core tenet of christmas and mge.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning friends. Lots of nice content this week.
Has anyone been reading from the archive recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437441
ignore and report the troll, unless you've just become so desperate for attention as to start samefagging in which case: that's just sad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do not engage him.
Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437592
Xelvy looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437732
It's no use, this thread is addicted to responding to him just as much as he is addicted to (You)s.
If anything, I'm starting to think enjoy hating on him and don't want him to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437757

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this the hag-only bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437752

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437757
And yet you two dumbasses are making just a much mess. This thread is truly a madhouse of irony and autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437866
Where monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

chameleon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437885
Friend, this doesn't exactly help either. I want nothing more than to cozy post and hang out on a rainy Wednesday morning, let's not do this.
Do it for the demons, they love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437908
if you choose to contribute to the problem at least embrace it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437922
I'd rather embrace a cute demon. Have a nice breakfast with demon. Watch the rain with demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437885
You are just a automaton of flesh animated by neurotransmitter's in demiurge's cringe memeland called reality, where you have to be a 9-5 wageslave just to get by and money loses its value instead of going up.
The idea is waking up that old ass sleeping hag "god" who has this shitty, retarded dream we call "reality". This will free you and our realm can collide with the realm where MGs are.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438017
There's something incredibly goofy about lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438031
it's cute when they want to be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons be like
>My only weakness is my soft patch under my belly without scales
No, you are just fat.
The soft patch is pudge.
You are a fat lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438228
it's just winter weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438228
have you tried feeder her less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438258
this is unverifiable.
every researcher i sent into a dragon cave/neet den/castle/neet apartment/her mother's house has not come back out

[Anonymous No.]

So what if I do a raid on a dragons hoard and just steal all of her panties instead? Including the ones she's wearing while she's sleeping?
I hear they're worth their wight in gold. Unlike the actual gold in her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438228
just how dragons end up their greed is unending, reflected in their body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438298
it's possible she doesn't have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438228
dragons are fat since that means they are wealthy or skilled hunter, since only rich or
skilled can afford to be fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438228
Ah yes. Scales.
Scales are a dragon's ultimate defence.
and scales are their greatest fear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438309
>Wake the dragon up
>She start going on about how foolish of a thief you are and so
>You stop her
>Ask her if her hoard is a joke
>She's kind of confused
>Tells you to look all around you and see the gold and perls
>Just tell her that, sure, they are nice. But that's not why anyone would raid her, where's the panties
>The dragon is just stunned by the strange human and how indignant he seems about the whole thing, can't even really answer him
>You tell her that you snuck your way in here, scavenged through her wardrobe, laundry basket and everything but found no panties at all. You even tried to steal the panties off her but she's not even wearing any!
>The dragon just stands there, meekly asking if she was meant to
>You just throw your burlap sack on the ground in front of her and leave
>The dragon is left standing there, confused to all hell

[Anonymous No.]

I will escape the dragon with my ring of invisibility. It's foolproof and completely original. She'll never see it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438375
you could also try a short jog, that usually does it

[Anonymous No.]

>You foolish human. You never stood a chance. Success runs in my family
Nothing runs in your family
>*9999 emotional damage*

[Anonymous No.]

>sorry hun, I'll be taking you in, demon lord's orders
>come hither peacefully... or don't, so it's more fun for me, ufufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438429
damn anon, you cooked her darker than her own attempts at making food

[Anonymous No.]

I will just ask the dragon politely to let me have some of her treasure instead of trying to steal it like a thieving rat. I'll even give her a big ham shank in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438444
ok, i got to report to her about that order city that bogie bombed till the city itself smiled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438319
I like her impotent seething

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45437995
The inner circle has spoken.

[Anonymous No.]

Kot
https://files.catbox.moe/q7ctlm.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Afternoon sparring with Miss Elf Knightess!

[Anonymous No.]

Get hugged on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438611
where i see this, i think that the image is pov from getting choked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438630
she does it because she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438638
Together, unchanging, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429036

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438520
>pictures of anons mouths overflowing with milk and ahegaoing on MILKED.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438597
Oh no, green eyes! One of my many weaknesses!

[Anonymous No.]

there is no monster who can love me as much as I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438597
Bet she doesn't even know how to use that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438611

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438656

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahahaha! Foolish Automaton, you can't rape me, I put a CAPTCHA lock over your rape protocols!

[Anonymous No.]

so are automatons more magic or more computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438778
Both. They are install wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438778
They are dreadnoughts as seen in 40k. Inside each of them is a desssicated husk of some probable human woman. that is what you really feel when you stick your pp in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438611
I need this in demon.
>>45438678
Too fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to date a Demon and sign her contract but Doomguy showed up and he told me no and then he ripped and tore her in front of my eyes and told me I should find something better to do like shoot shotguns instead and left. Now I'm depressed because I don't think Undead Demons are a thing so I don't know what to do anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438611
>tfw no big dopey looking mob faced wurm gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438897
Undead demons are 100% a thing. Also Doomguy most definitely has either a bunny wife or a cursed weapon super shotgun wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438897
It was a bad dream, anon. Wake up and cuddle your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw there is a dude who travels around, making amazing weapons
>the catch is that each weapon is alive can transform into a Monstergirl
what weapon would you get?
I'd see about getting a sword staff, an arming sword and a buckler

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438983
A PKM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438983
Lantern shield.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the safest place to sit in a MG class?
The back is full of bullies
The front means everyone gets to stare at you
The window maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439034
Next to your childhood friend or teachers lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438983
fusion mortar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439034
get sent to isolation with the bored PE teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439029
lanternon is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439079
getting drained dry by an older, disillusioned salamander or mino isnt so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438983
A cool scythe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439092
No I just think lantern shields look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439111
why do you play with my heart like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45438678

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

just came to ocelomeh booba
god i want to be tributed to tezcatlipoca so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Look at those tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439175
that's really cool but I don't remember asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439175
>god i want to be tributed to tezcatlipoca so bad
Me too, anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439175
The cait of the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439184
Stop wasting our image limit, you have your /vg/ generals for this gacha shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439186
you should try submitting to tacokot thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439064
>fusion mortar
so high yield automaton with g cups and massive hips?

[Anonymous No.]

Man. Catgirls.
They're cyuute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439203
the vg general already has one crossboarding gachashit spammer, dont encourage even more shit to be thrown there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439175
>tribute
what do the tacokot temple priests and temple guard look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439215
That is both not what he said, and not a reason to keep them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439238
Please go away.

[Anonymous No.]

The Undead Kingdom's greatest treasures. The little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
>tomboy zipangu holstaur
>strong chesh made undead happy
>frog lady evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439276
It's weird how the little girl version of any monster is just straight up superior to the original

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439330
So... what about this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439345
I stand by what I said

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439330
i'd say that not true, since they lose lots of things most people like, titties, not being childish, being able to be the big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

heh, cats.

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to be TOM'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
Say that to my wifes face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
Famous last words before being TOM'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429036

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
As if it's your choice if you get TOM'd or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
there is no escape.
you may as well just pick your favourite kot while you still have a say in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439387
Which way order man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439387
Monster girls belong in latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439231
I like the idea of alternate fur colors for shaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
Fine. You'll be JERRY'd to a mouse girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439231
I will not lose to a tacokot priestess in theological debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439351
>titties
Pear bodytype > titties
>not being childish
Being a bit childish isn't a big flaw in her personality if she is a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
i'm ascending to TOM, we are not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439407
Nice, more frost like color for the weapon, and lighter skin would make a good snow big Kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439439
snoutbros, we will be respected.

[Anonymous No.]

"You despicable humans are below us. We Elves would never degenerate ourselves with your disgusting human seed." She's telling me while in the middle of giving me a paizuri last night.
Why are Elves like this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439446
You're the reason why I always need to write kot or werecat, you won't ascend faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>come home to find pixie wife sitting on the table with a pixie-sized human woman tied up next to her
>"Hey anon, this order chick broke in while you were out. Says she's an inquisitor or something"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439452
It's a fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439463
i guess we can dress her in various doll clothes for my amusement

[Anonymous No.]

I want glowniggers to gtfo and stop polluting these threads with posts trying to conflate liking mgs with being a literal pedophile irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439474
wut? are you okay anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439474
Why do you hate hellhounds? Not their fault they glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439429
>I hear what you're saying human, but consider:
MATING PRESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439516
mating press priestess is indeed a fine argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439516
>Yes but tezcatlipoca has bigger boobs than chief goddess

[Anonymous No.]

What am I supposed to do if I love so many monster girls that I can't pick one? I don't think a Lilim would be willing to share, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439538
whore it up until one of them makes you an honest man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439538
You either get a harem, or Eros matches you with your soulmate. Which would make you happiest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439538
A bicorn is heading your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439462
Neither of us are going to ascend.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get fucked up on charm spells

[Anonymous No.]

God I love kots (werecat, chesh, nekomata, jinko, ocelomeh, sphinx, manticore, Kiki wearing cat ears, gremlin)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439560
this feels targeted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439554
But that puts you at the risk of getting heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439560
I love domme kats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439554
What kind of charm spell?
>>45439564
How awful! I volunteer to take one for the team and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439580
just keep stacking those debuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439554
Frieren would do it if you asked but she wouldn't understand why. Don't take advantage of her innocence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439585
The more debuffs I stack, the more damage I deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439541
I'm not gonna whore myself out.

>>45439543
>>45439546
>Bicorn
>Lilim
>Centaur
>Ryu
>Inari
>Werewolf
>Kobold
>Hellhound
>Kikimora
>Demon
>Nightmare
>Troll
>Salamander
>Ocelomeh
>Ochimusha
>Vampire
>Succubus
>Alp
>Anubis
>Holstaur
>Yeti
>White Horn

I'm not sure they will be on board with a harem that large. Why must they all be so perfect bros. How can I narrow this down any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439606
You don't. Just gather your harem slowly and see who wants in and who doesn't. It is going to be a huge effort on your part to court every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439606
Sounds like you need a grand adventure to go find her. Or just visit the local Eros chapter and ask for help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439588
is it that easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439538
One will pick you. Maybe several.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439585
>smooch applied 10sec
>hug applied 15sec
>loving eye-contact applied 10sec
>holding applied 30sec
>sweet-nothings applied 45min
>scalp massage 1min
Anon -> Heart-pupiled state achieved. 100% weakness to love and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439643
>She keeps doing different things to make you go beyond 100% weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439562
Did I miss anything of value?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439643
i can't believe there's no diminishing returns on repeat attacks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439688
Kiss has one of the lowest status durations but can be applied without limit. The effect can be increased with the application of lipstick, which also provides a small stacking but permanent negative resistance modifier until the marks are removed.
Do not underestimate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439688
Charm attacks are overpowered. There's a reason why succubi love to use it. Even something like a wink can apply a small debuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Butt damage has no upper cap and is made stupidly op by the multiplier from sweat

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cursed gatling gun gf who can do that BRRRR sound.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to build a time machine and stop that original werecat from entering wonderland.
we will be saved from chesh.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
I'm going to stop you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
>anon makes a mistake and inadvertently not only causes the Cheshire to enter wonderland, he also becomes patient 0 of chesh trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
>Nyah, time paradox, what the fuck is that?
>You CANT escape me anon
>I was, am and will always be memeing
>Now get back in that time machine like a good tom, or i'm going to go back in time and give your younger self a a chesh fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
Oh god, imagine the sheer joyous malice on chesh's face when she sees anon's timemachine, ripe for the hijacking.

[Anonymous No.]

No straight man can deny the advances of a holstaur. None. Once she shimmies up to you, puts her arm around you and presses her breasts up against you, it's over. You'll lose. Only homosexual men can resist, and even then, most of them will lose as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
You robbed me from my chesh, I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439772
>>45439849
>>45439780
Don't worry.
anon will be shown the error of his ways by his chesh childhood friend by being shown a world WITHOUT chesh, and how boring and dull everything is.
Like it's a wonderful life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439792
>endless time war as they and reality become increasingly distorted

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439816
now she can take anons virginity multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439455
fatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439909
>Chesh collects a harem of herself at different points in time all to punish anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439875
Be careful around the fabric of reality, Garfield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45429820
whenever, anyway hatter bad

[Anonymous No.]

>can't upload images in incognito mode anymore
What the fuck happened while I was gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439929
hatter good actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439932
think that's just you, bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439932
>incognito mode
Look at this fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45433538
Anon, no! You're going to lag out wonderland again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439936
It's not, found similar issues from other threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439949
I don't want to keep clearing my search history.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

id take a chesh
a big chesh
a small chesh
a regular chesh
a choco chesh
a fat chesh
a muscular chesh
a worcheshire sauce
evil chesh
chesh with coke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439902
Hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439932
Apparently a measure against scatspammers in /vg/ as their methods leave no cookies, so they blocked images from posts without them, which icognito does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439972
>/vg/
Well it's good to know that I'm right when I keep calling /vg/fags the worst posters on the website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439836
It's k the only men homo enough to resist the cow are set to alp anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439702
>>45439707
Monster propaganda. The dick helicopter attack brings all monsters low, and the moneyshot debuff keeps them there…permanently. Deus vult, motherfuckers. Imagine losing to dick. Monsters are GAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439987
Panty and Stocking is 13 years old anon. Everyone knows Stocking is a demon outside of retarded newfaggot zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

Can miss Automaton-chan/Profile Automaton pass the voight kampff test?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439982
I’m a /vg/ poster but I agree that some of the schizophrenic shit from there is nasty. Since October the mods have been trying harder to put an end to their shit.
As a consequence from that, people like me got caught in collateral damage; there is a proxy user in my city and they just blocked the entire range in my city from /vg/ and /v/. It doesn’t matter which, my phone, my home, my gym etc. all blocked from there due to one schizo.
I just hope Paradox Part 3 doesn’t release until I can post again…

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou are able to slowly charm you just by being near them with their hair's fragrance. This speeds up notably if you are wrapped by them and will also add a steadily increasing multiplier to anything else they may do to you (kissing, cuddling, sex, etc). The multiplier itself has no upper limit with how high it can go. Beware!

[Anonymous No.]

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440001
Another awful side effect is you people come here more often too. I've seen what you fags post over in /mgg/ the less reason you cunts have to post on /jp/ the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439982
It's like an unholy marriage of /v/ retardation and discordfaggotry, no wonder it gave birth to the mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440006
Fuck off /vg/tard. Stop ruining the website more than Hiro already has.

[Anonymous No.]

vg more like voloptuous gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440005
I don't like loose whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439998
>Panty and Stocking is 13 years old
Someone pull me behind a barn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440027
Kneesocks is best girl and I'm afraid that posting this has made me the target of bookworm Demons with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440019
> voloptuous
voluptuous, you need to go back to miss hakus english 101 class

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440032
Wasn't there some news about PSG getting a new series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440038
haku can kiss my diphthong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439455
>monsters are able to seduce me just by being chubby and lazing around
I'm too far gone bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440047
I haven't kept up, I lost hope a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439377
A jinko has been dispatched to physically TOM you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439998
Spoilers, fag. Use them. My point stands, monsters are gay. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440005
What sort of status effect does one get from brushing her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440068
>think you're going to be raped by a scary jinko
>she just drags you to city hall to have your name changed
Jinko can't speak English so good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440075
>Spoilers, fag. Use them.
No, faggot. It's over a decade old, if you don't know this shit it's not my or anyone else's responsibility to not talk about the ending while you use Stocking to post retarded HFY shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440032
Based.
>>45440066
Same.
>>45440047
I’ll probably get into it eventually. Verification not…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439836
>Anon is an ordinary farmer who milks normal cows at his ordinary ranch
>A Holst keeps stopping by and giving him seductive looks.

[Anonymous No.]

Bless Gainax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440101
i like that her bust keeps getting larger

[Anonymous No.]

help i left peanut butter kisses in my car and now it's surrounded by wans waiting for me to get back.
i cant get into my car, and i cant let them know its my car.
there's a variety of werewolves, hellhounds, kobolds, a mean looking kiki, and a wock for some reason.
does my car smell of unmarried or something?
what do i do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440132
Go to a burger place and get some burgers to distract them, then get in the car and floor it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440132
Pick one. She will defend you. The others will attack you. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440132
walk confidently towards the car, unlock the car and hold the keys up so they know it's your car.
look them sidewards on, to establish dominance.
get in the car and eat the peanut butter kisses while the wans watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440132
>Monsters can smell unclaimed man on car
>Can just sit and wait until he gets back
>Always check your backseat for stowaway monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440091
>spoilers
It’s the principle, retard.
>Monsters are gay and lose to dick = HFY
Interesting conclusion, paladin-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439836
This image is pretty funny considering KC used the excuse "I would hate to show off something incomplete" three years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440163
I’m still waiting for him to announce that dragon-sex-in-cars is halal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45439836
god she'd be perfect if she was bigger, browner and hungrier

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any decent monster girl mangas they could recommend? I got some money I wanna spend.
I got the classics, MGE vol 1 and 2, all of daily life mon musume, a few nurse hitomi, and a fee creature girls, but I didn't care much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440201
Senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440014
I like to think I've introduced the thread to many quality artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440201
Wanna be 63

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440226
It's funny to me how anons will freak out over giantess but saying you want to fuck a fairy is totally fine despite being the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440078
The major benefits are; You both get a buff to happiness, a reduction to stress, and it helps with bonding. She also gets a buff to her hair. So pretty similar to what get with brushing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440233
flying onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440233
Funny you should say that, as I'd like to be 39.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440233
You implying that's giantess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440187
Dragons are too powerful. How can you resist one?
>>45440233
That's not giantess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440233
I suspect that's because a lot of giantess art involves things like vore and farting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440201
Oversized Sextet

[Anonymous No.]

i would get a pixie in my harem purely for size shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440259
>Monster girl is just genuinely nice to you, is interested in you and what you have to say and smiles a lot when she spends time with me
They're too strong! I can't resist that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440251
No, of course not.
It's still size play. And giant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440259
god i love dragons acting like normal monsters
shame it's either complete dork or complete (mere) dork

[Anonymous No.]

i want chubby dragon gf....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440340
>dragon raised by a dullahan
>acts like a proper and chivalrous knight
>even courts you like a normal human being instead of kidnapping you to some cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440369
>Doesn't even really a horde.
>Has a lot of stuff related to her hobbies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440412
so, weapons and armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440412
>Doesn't even really a horde.
There is so much wrong witth that sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440422
you can into understanding however

[Anonymous No.]

haku you had greater things to doing than corrected they're gramer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440432
Ms. Haku just needs to step away from the computer. It'll really do her some good in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440259
>not carrying your dragon wife
Weakling, if you can't carry her you don't deserve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440443
The real challenge is carrying a lamia and the entirety of her tail or carrying a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440432
My brain keeps autocorrecting your sentences but every time I reread them they get worse, you're either ending up with a dodo or a haku.
>>45440443
I can carry her, the hell is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat an Owl Mage.
Why? Idk I just want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440524
>Why?
Don't you mean who?

[Anonymous No.]

Haku, writefairy and editfairy's punishments for bad grammar
>Spelling mistake - Forced to grope and finger haku so your fingers are more careful next time
>Run on sentence - Fucked by each of them in sequence so you learn the importance of sticking to a single idea per sentence
>Comma splice - Edged by the writefairy so you learn why unnecessary pauses are bad
>Confusing they're/their/there or it's/its or equivalent homonyms - Blindfolded and pleasured until you correctly guess which wife is which
>Inconsistent tenses - Age potions
>Dangling participle - Drinking lots of milk, you won't make this mistake again
>Lack of paragraphs - Mindbreak rape for something truly unforgivable
probably made a mistake in this post somewhere, please forgive me miss haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440544
I didn't see a single period in that post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440551
N-now let's be reasonable, Miss Editfairy...

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl lolis submit to adult cock

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45440544
Writefairy and editfairy are similar to the angel and devil sitting on your shoulders.
Writefairy will cheer you on, whispering grand ideas and complex characters to make you reach your full potential.
Editfairy, meanwhile, sits their silently. As the work (And consequently, her workload) grows evermore from writefairy's enthusiasm, she changes. Her eyes start twitching. Her lip starts to tremble. She gets eyeache. She starts to question her abilities, and why she even writes (or is allowed to help you write) in the first place.
If you find an editfairy curled up in a dark, quiet, seculuded part of your room - like your drawers - make sure you give her some reassuring words and affection. Maybe a small thimble of hot chocolate, or a nice, warm bath.
She's a fragile thing. If you attract one to your desk (or shoulder), make sure you look after her well. Her job isn't easy or glamorous.

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>>45440613
>editfairy in your drawers
>dick covered in red ink
L-lewd.

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>>45440613
Cute
>>45440621
Please do not lewd the writefairies.

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Sorry, but we've run out of writefairies and editfairies. Instead what we have for you are a pair of Titanias who don't really know anything about writing but want to cheer you on.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefairies have the bad habit of just wanting to write more and more. It's a bit of a hassle to keep them down, but if you don't, you would never finish a story.

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>>45440613
Is my reward for finishing a piece of work them shrinking me down and the three of us going in the shoebox?
Cause I just really want to give editfairy a normal hug. Fairy hugs are fine, but it always feels like I'm just pinching them.

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>>45440674
>Keeping writefairies down for their own good
>micro bdsm
N-normal?

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>>45440655
Nothing wrong with some kind support!
>>45440674
They just love working with you, anon.

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>Start writing a short story
>Get second thoughts part way through
>Consider deleting it outright
>See a writefairy staring at me through the window
HELP

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>>45440613
What does edit fairy wear and look like?
I'm imagining
>Baggy eyes - sometimes bloodshot
>Bottomless mug of coffee (gift from titania, anon's regular coffee is better but this stuff never runs out, and caffeine is caffeine.)
>Sometimes just wearing a dressing gown/bath robe, other times it's a pencil skirt and sweater that's much too big for her
>Hair perpetually in messy bun, or just messy
>Tippex/whiteout jar attached to her back, with swab ready for regular use
>Thesaurus with creased pages and practically falling apart from repeated use (she can't afford another fairy sized thesaurus)
>Voice hoarse from lack of sleep and/or rereading work aloud too much
>100 missed calls from writefairy because she dreads any conversation that starts with ("So I had this great idea for a side character...")
Anything else?

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>>45440730
Don't do it anon! We all start somewhere! Step back!

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>>45440747
But I can't! It's just not good enough! My standards are higher than my own ability and its tearing me apart! I must delete it! There's no other way!

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>>45440706
>>micro bdsm
That is not quite what i meant, but it's definitely a creative way to keep them down.

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>>45440768
>There's no other way!
You can always just git gud.

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>>45440782
I have a terminal case of skill issue.

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>>45440768
Don't make the writefairies cry! They love you!

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Yo, HighClassMamono. You still here? Really hoping you make a triumphant return. hate to see you not enter.

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>>45440790
And you will keep having a skill issue if you throw out your effort just because it's not up to some arbitrary standards.

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>>45440768
The only way to improve is to post.
I guarantee I have read worse, what have you got to lose?

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>>45440799
Me too anon. I loved both his stories.

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>>45440768
>My standards are higher than my own ability
I know the feeling

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u dont, posting that.

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>>45440854
Stop giving him attention.

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>>45440854
Thanks. I'm trying to mix some clothing in but I haven't really decided what.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate ms haku and i hate finals!

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I hate Hakutake and I hate education! I hate learning! I want to be nice and dumb like Wurms do!

[Anonymous No.]

i liek wurm-sensei, no test and i get a esay

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i think it's neat that ms haku could bare knuckle knowledge into you
mma haku

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>>45440929
i like it better when she jerks me off when i get a gold star, and allows me to get lewder with her, the more gold stars I get

[Anonymous No.]

what would a haku mostly likely teach?

[Anonymous No.]

>haku when you say school of hard knocks

[Anonymous No.]

imagine necromancing 101 and you are freshman in this class for seniors in MGC High

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>>45441032
i got nekomancy

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>>45441052
i hope you didnt eat tuna for breakfast

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>>45441032
>broody social outcast Anon
>a horde of cheerful girls who want to heal him
Fund it

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>Little shota anon gets sent to deliver papers to another classroom
>its a all monster classroom full of rough and tough delinquents

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I will commit acts of ecoterrorism to take down the Gremlim industries and destroy the offices of the Danuki conglomerates and mobs. They'll never catch me because I will become one with the forests and live among them. I will become the defender of nature with fire and bombs.

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>>45441052
i got wurmology for some reason

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>>45440858
Hey now. I also work on some animations.

https://files.catbox.moe/knjxk8.webm

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>>45441091
>trips over a hellhound's tail on the way in and the papers go everywhere

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rocking the hips,
of my christmas (cake) tree

[Anonymous No.]

We're so slow these days.
What would you all like to talk about?

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>>45441214
that wholesome, yet irritating struggle of trying to get some alone time with your wife while your daughter(s) insist on cuddling up with you both

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>>45441214
I've been thinking a lot lately about getting melty kissed into brainlessness by a nectar-producing plant.

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>>45441214
i want to talk about meaty p'orcs

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>>45441214
I want to talk about why senko sucks as an anime by cheaping out and turning every bit of background into a fox joke.

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>>45441225
evil plants and evil trees do something to me.

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>>45441214
I want to talk about lore. I miss it so much =(

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>>45441229
Meaty on man flesh. Flee while you can.

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>>45441235
I don't.

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>>45441225
Excellent choice. Spending a day or two loving a flower sounds nice after a long day of work. What kind of plant is your favorite?
>>45441221
Parenthood can be a burden, but cuddling with your family certainly isn't.

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Wonderland would be an absolute shitshow to live in.
Would you live in wonderland with your wife, wonderlander or not?
Surely the backwards logic, or the aphrodisiac rain, or the unbirthdays and constant tea parties, or just the queen of hearts throwing regular tantrums would put you off, right?

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>>45441250
Why not? What else are the stories here but world-building?

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>>45441214
I have not been doing much Jinko posting in a while.

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>>45441256
Wonderland is too much for me. I want something a bit more chill.

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>>45441262
You should fix that. Jinkos are nice. Do you prefer them over Ocelomehs? If so, why?

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>>45441256
It's a mission with my sanity at stake
>Go in
>Grab wock as fast as possible
>Leave before hatter traps us in a teaparty

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>>45441235
Undead demon realm beasts write letters for undead mamonos when undead mamonos are too lazy to do it themselves. That undead demon beasts can speak through written words unlike the fairy kingdom demon realm beasts that can fully talk like humans.

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>>45441235
What about Lore do you like so much?

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>>45441256
i think you're supposed to take it easy and roll with it, though i suppose cheshire might need someone more serious to have effect

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>>45441253
I'm a sucker for the classic alraune. Maybe something in the rafflesia family?
MonGirl Dreams really sold me on them.

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>>45441256
Transformations upon Transformations, that you think the abyss is crazy with transformations you haven’t seen nothing yet.

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>>45441235
Does anyone really know the lore after the first town?

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>>45441290
It's nice just talking with people and hearing different perspectives. It makes the world feel a bit more real for awhile. It's cozy and fun.
You can talk about nice places to visits, or epic fights, good and love triumphing over evil, whatever you want.
I just really miss it. I hope KC gets back into the groove and releases some new stuff.

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>>45441294
but i need to point out when things don't make sense!
is that going to get me in trouble in wonderland?

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>>45441307
I don't

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>>45441297
Haha, I think you and I always agreed when this comes up. MGD flower is very cute. I love how gentle she is.

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>>45441214
milk. incidentally that ginzake goat doujinshi got uploaded in the usual place

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>>45441282
>Do you prefer them over Ocelomehs? If so, why?
Yes. I like muscular ladies and Ocelomeh are lankier. Jinkos are also really chill for a femdom-leaning monster and it's cute how they're said to be really respectful to men. Ocelomeh are neat, but I still prefer the tiger.

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>>45441309
>Queen of Hearts walks past while anon furiously argues that time flows linear, and not in love heart shapes like jub and march hare insist
>"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" the Queen cries
>Grabbed by trumparts and hauled off to your punishment
>It's never beheading. And if you ask if you'll be beheaded, she will reply no, you won't beheaded home any time shortly.
What punishment awaits you?
Are you to be forced to be a chesh's joke tester?
Trumpart stacking?
Rearranging hatter's teacups so it fits her autistic table layout?

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Is there a place to talk to Japanese monster girl fans?

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>Shy alraune that likes to root herself to a wall

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>>45441307
I definitely like exploring the implications of lore, or of mamono profiles. Ushi-oni especially. They're just so neat.
Even some of the sabbaths are interesting. I do wish there were sabbaths that looked a little older because I'd be total sabbath bait if they looked like actual adults.

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>>45441354
Meh, I headcanon it. I agree, they're much hotter not loli

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>>45441318
Oh shit I didn’t even know that was a thing, thanks for the heads up.

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>>45441307
Unless it's a cat kingdom world book I barely care.

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>>45441362
They don't even HAVE to be busty oneesamas. Just not children.
Except this lady. She's great. I can't be mad at her.

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>>45441353
>Agressive alraune that roots herself to the ceiling and grabs passersby

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>>45441334
All fair points. I think both are hot.

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>>45441378
goats serve many important roles in a party

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>>45441354
The sabbaths are good BECAUSE they're lolis.

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>>45441406
Gote Bard is GOAT.

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im scared of clowns
thank god bogie isnt scary

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>>45441409
I mean, I get that's their whole schtick, but I'd be fine with a cute imp who has like, a Piper Perri-style body. WAY more attractive to me to have a smol ADULT brat than a kid.

Also, there's just not anywhere near enough imp art. They're good girls.

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>>45441406
I heard you need her in the party to access the legendary goat tower.

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>>45441430
well yeah. no stairs limits your options

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Also, horizontal pupils are cute! CUTE.

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>>45441354
>exploring the implications of lore
What kind of lore did/do you enjoy exploring? I always liked talking about mamono expansion and Order peasants getting to live happy lives.

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>>45441448
I prefer when they win.

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what if wurm cop? in the miniskirt and cute little hat uniform

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna agree with the next Elf that starts espousing racial superiority to me and then walk away. She won't know how to react.

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>>45441481
>tips tour kayak

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>>45441508
oh no my jambalaya

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>>45441448
I tend to think about it more on the individual level. How's an ushi oni convert her mate to an incubus?
>Bleed on him?
Maybe Ushis have rituals or traditions around doing this. Maybe they're even elaborate.
>Actually mate with him romantically, and THEN bled on him?
Maybe Ushis feel that you shouldn't incubize a mate until a bit into the relationship.
>Just fuck him a lot?
Maybe other Ushis consider that the *true* way to convert their husband is succubus style sex.

And you could even have traditional parents tut-tut their ushi daughter for going against tradition.
>"Mom, dad, no!"
>"Anon doesn't want to shove a dagger into me just to satisfy your dumb old family rituals."
>"He's still my husband even if I didn't baptize him in my blood."
Just that kinda thing.
I think about Ushis a lot.

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>>45441528
Who's the cutie on the left?

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>>45441448
i wonder how do all the dragon subspecies get along

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>>45441540
Oooooh, probably it's messy as most dragon types are super snotty. I hope it's all catty Mean Girls stuff.
'Cept for wurms. They're nice and everyone likes them.

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>>45441540
i liked that little anecdote in dragonia about well-mannered dragon zombie lolis sometimes wandering into the city from the graveyard.
they must get doted on so hard

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>>45441529
Ushis are great. Glad someone is still here to remember them. Never really cared for blood stuff, but I like the dynamic of normalish wife/rape train.

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>>45441556
Wait, where does it mention that? Sounds adorable

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>>45441556
really cute, also i wonder do, normal dragons see the rest as their extended cousins, do some have aunts and cousins that are of another subspecies??

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>>45441563
My headcanon is that you can easily subdue an Ushi by taking off her seal and kissing her on the lips. They never expect it!

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>>45441581
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia#Dragon_Zombie
>In addition, some dragons who died in that era and were reborn as young girls leave the graveyard out of curiosity to appear in the cities of Dragonia. Young zombie dragons are beautiful and the danger to humans from them is significantly lower. If you encounter a zombie dragon, you may be confused, but don't be afraid. Perhaps you can understand the loneliness underlying them, their strong desire for a husband, and fall in love.
give her some candy or something, she's really like it

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>>45441607
>you can find canonically beautiful undead lolis wandering the streets
All the more reasons to visit Dragonia

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>>45441607
Absolutely precious, thanks

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>>45441540
Violent scuffles for territory.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to headcanon that Karakasa-obake and Nureonago often go to the local Ryu to ask for rain.

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>>45441540
Endless “One Struggle!” posting from Malefs at least.

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>>45441750
>malef stops you in the street
>jabs a finger at your chest and demands to know why you're not breeding a dragon right now
she makes a good point

[Anonymous No.]

i need your widest foxes, anon.
i will accept no less.

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>>45441784

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>>45441784
Miss Wurm definitely understands your request.

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>>45441607
>treating a dragon zombie well (no sex) until she wights

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>>45441786
she's big, but not W I D E
the wurm gets it.

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>>45441764
>she makes a good point
Start spouting eros lines at her such as 'you can only do that with your love', what is she gonna do, become your wife? She isn't one of those sad lonely unmarried Malefs is she?

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>>45441816
>no sex
>until she wights
Anon...

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>>45441831
>"you can't wight without sex!"
dragon zombies don't wight either
there'll be two firsts once i'm done

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>>45441834
Anon, ex-human zombies don't wight without sex. Why would dragon zombies be any different?

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>>45441851
sure they do. it takes a while, but all they got it time

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>>45441851
>Why would dragon zombies be any different?
i asked an expert (a really long ground dragon) for her opinion, and she said that i can do it and that she believes in me

[Anonymous No.]

Careful with the upgrades, Anon. Your Automaton might go cyberpsycho...

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>>45441230
The overly enthusiastic va is what ruined it for me, I always thought she should sound a bit more calm and granny like.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of elf tricks.

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>>45441870
cyberpsychosis is a lie made up by the government to try and combat backstreet cyberware and automaton upgrade sales.
besides, even if it was real i get all of my implants and automaton upgrades from trusted producers that ensure they integrate with the body/automaton safely.

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>>45441786
How do I counter this attack if a Fox uses it on me?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey good-looking, what's cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45441895
Suck on her nipples until she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45441895
try parry

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>>45441897
>Anon in bewilderment during his Mist Continent asking the waiter if a rat really fried his rice
>Hinezumi chef takes an early break to sit in his lap and feed it to him just to prove she made it all on her own
Monsters that can cook are op

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>>45441899
I tried this but now she's locked her legs around my torso and taken me down! I'm pinned under her! What the fuck do I do no shhe'sghtryn to take myphonnawayfrom me now send hel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45441888
Anon she just punched through three separate walls because someone said you look like a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45441907
what about humans that can (kind of) cook

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>>45441916
she's had anger issues since i found her, ive been working on fixing her emotion drive.
i see no problem, infact last year she would have punched through four!

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Dragon Sabbath.

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>>45441920
OP counter to monsters. Not as effective as a lonely man with childcare skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45441925
Have you tried flicking her emotion stabilization switch? The one located... uh...
The one located....
Inside her...

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>>45441969
yeah, like i said the emotion drive is just busted.

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>>45441969
HEART

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>>45441888
>trusted producers
a gremlin, right?
tell me your mechanic's name and address, tell me when she goes to sleep, how many entrances there are to her house, do her neighbors keep an eye on her

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>>45441972
N-No anon...
I mean the one lower down, near the Embryo Fertilization Preparation Chamber!

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>>45441897
>You're saying a mouse fried this rice?

[Anonymous No.]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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>>45441995
yes! ive tried that! ive tried fucking her but that shit's just not working right.
found her in a terrible state. overtaken by rust, cracked main energy core, several critical components missing and running off of emergency power.
its been a long road to getting her fixed up and she's almost fully functional again.
the emotion drive is just the one thing that remains mostly unfixed.

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>>45442025
a faulty emotional core can often be repaired via positive vocalization and prolonged gentle contact with the automaton's surface
don't ask me how it works

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>>45442038
tried that as well.
im half convinced her model is supposed to be naturally angry, but her serial code was lost to rust and any internal data about her production was corrupted long ago. so i cant confirm it.

[Anonymous No.]

focks

[Anonymous No.]

Dear diary: today the tail was fat.

[Anonymous No.]

have you tried exploring the civilization's ruins

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Vaca

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>>45442059
>one of the few vidya foxes in something that can be classified as a game
>hides her tails
>folds her ears back
>tied to a gacha
>the game itself is made overly simplistic because of mobilefags
i'll always be mad.

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>>45442072
I don't like the expression on this snake bird. It's predatory. It makes me feel in danger.

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>>45442073
>hides her tails
She has self-control, unlike most foxes.

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>>45442075
Shame she's stuck in a gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

Scenes from Hag City

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>>45442091

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>>45442095
Dragonborn, KILL PAARTHUNAX. Dragons are all EVIL.

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>>45442091

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>>45442091
Hags only become more smug after you love one.

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>>45442091
>>45442108
>>45442117
I am once again saying that FF14 would be massively improved with an extra liberal coating of MGE. The WoL would be absolutely swimming in pussy. Imagine coming back from a quest and finding the cat hag masturbating while wearing one of those shirts with your likeness on it.

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>>45442143
Everything is better with MGE. Anything with a bunch of violence I find myself thinking how much better it would be if they all loved one another instead.

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>>45442149
Crusader Kings 3 with MGE. You will never be an Anglo Saxon King and make peace with Hellhound vikings through marriage.

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>>45442149
>instead of killing Primals the WoL rape corrects the ones causing grief for people and tenderly romancing the ones being more polite

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>>45442143
>Fujos can have their autistic elf man shirtless but we'll never even have this
It's not fair

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MATURE ADULT WOMEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>45442167

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>>45442154
>CK2 uniting the world under the benevolent rule of the DL as the Byzantines.

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>>45442163
Reminder that she's canonically from the tribe that is all about getting knocked up by one guy. If you made the Scions girls except for Thancred so he gets his dad arc the WoL is gonna be completely fucking drained before getting to Heavensward.

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>>45442176
Lets not be crazy now.
Noone is rebuilding that nightmare.

Better to just live out in poland and convert to Eros worship when you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45442196
I hate Eros!

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>>45442181
Boundless stamina is what makes him the warrior of light.

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>>45442199
Listen, secondary wives are allowed, you get pilgrimage, you're friendly with pretty much every religion, you really just have to watch out for random ass Ares invasions.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because the its a pink jinko doesn't mean she isn't going to suplex you into her bed.

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Yummy wurm milk

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>>45442221
She could just ask.

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>>45442221
Slander! Well... at least she'll be gentle about it.

[Anonymous No.]

i love dru dru

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>>45442225
Listen, she's afraid she'll say the wrong thing.
As such, she has opted to not say anything at all.

>>45442231
Your hips will survive, if only so she can take you out for breakfast at this nice place she knows
.

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>>45442123
I like her but I think the rebirth thing would have worked better if it was staggered so you kept switching which one of you was older.

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>>45442239
>she's afraid she'll say the wrong thing.
Bullshit. Her faith in Eros gives her spirit the strength she needs.

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>>45442201
>Alisaie challenges you to a round of solo endurance training and to meet her in her room after dark
>turns out after a round of banter with her sister she's having Alphinaud take her place for revenge
This is why demonic energy is needed in that universe. Instead of a dumb redditor brother you can get a dumb redditor sister that you can buttfuck when she gets too pretentious.

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>>45442239
Only if I can treat her to breakfast in bed and extra cuddles next time.

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>>45442241
Asking Phoenix to hold something!
...
Laughing at her when she fails to because of her inadequate hands!

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i dont remember typing this, but in my fic ideas document, i have
>darkskin militarist tomboy angels. darkskin and black hair
>caramel skin and white hair like bullet from blazblue
i dont know but i think i was writing absolute fire there. dark skin angels good.