Monster Girl Thread

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I'm gonna fuck and alp and nobody can stop me

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Got a surprise for a certain someone coming in hot! Stay tuned.

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RADICAL SABBATH

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I love winter town bunyip

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>>45413241
OLD HAG GONE WILD

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so anyway the elf found a baby

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>>45413237
fuck and alp or fuck an alp?

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>>45413222
Greenworms should be hibernating now or whatever it is bugs do during the winter

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>>45413255
First one, then the other.

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My elf foster mom keeps dressing and acting really weird...

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>>45413262
Ah, true (alp) love.

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>>45413270
a monster's guide to eating a banana
it's unsurprisingly extensive

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I need a gyaru banshee bros

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A gift for Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman.

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>>45413288
hatters gonna hat

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>>45413296
beauty

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>>45413255
Yes

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>>45413270
She looks very powerful

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>>45413288
Cute!

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>>45413222
How are you getting through fox mating season so far?

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Succumb to the succulence of succubus’ succor! Chapter 2 of A Delightful Surrender is out, this time focusing on what’s happening in the surrender across multiple POV side characters.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51567235/chapters/131526418

I’m going to finish chapter 3 and the epilogue to wrap up the MC and demon’s story now. Expect a simultaneous release for that whenever I’m done with editing.

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>>45413288
holy shit.
I'm absolutely flattered.
thank you!

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>>45413296
This is the objectively correct dress length and style of panties for lolis.
That is, "too short" and "none"

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>>45413345
Commendable consistency!

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>try to defeat dark slime by grabbing core
>smug squelch

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>>45413348
You should check twitter for my extra "gift"

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>>45413359
i feel like going through the booba is suboptimal but also correct

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>>45413366
https://twitter.com/yerbmeow/status/1731406233863639438
https://files.catbox.moe/0zr606.jpg
Cursed.

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>>45413384
thanks i hate it

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>>45413384
Oh god.

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>>45413384
SMASHING

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>>45413384
You know, I expected many things.
That? That was not one of them.

>>45413415
You beat me to it.

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>>45413384
>>45413393
>>45413398
>>45413415
>>45413420
It was Dogface's fault. He told me who he based his characters dialogue on.
I doubt anyone will get the pose reference, but it's a old Disney movie.

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>>45413345
Sweet! Been looking forward to this!

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>>45413384
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITH MY HANDS!

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>>45413445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmVXDkhX4nA

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>>45413384
think of the facesitting tho

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>>45413384
The art we deserve

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accept angles

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>>45413288
I hope that's for shooting dormice with sleeping darts, and not vulnerable, young men with spore rounds.

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>>45413509
I like sinning too much

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>>45413509
i'll be good if this is the reward...

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I made a word cloud of the previous thread.
https://files.catbox.moe/6w8y0s.png

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>>45413521
she only hunts the dadliest game

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>>45413586
>bad soulcare hags

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>>45413586
>anon need big monster wurm
sounds about right

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>>45413586
Clearly we need to talk a LOT MORE about Spiders. Have you hugged your spider today?

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>>45413586
>undead free
Says right there.
>rituals steal dragon
Now you know that summoning circles are the best way to get a dragon wife.
>rather kiki dork
The cutest.

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>>45413288
>pulls out luxury camping chair and issue of hats weekly
>*sips tea and reads*
>*waits patiently for the right moment*
>...lovely
>*BANG*
>Realm silver AP round hits its mark
>last time chesh tries to steal her scones - dumb kot will be twitching for weeks

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>>45413509
Only if they come with a demon in a combo-pack.

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>>45413509
this one is clearly a hypotenuse.

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>>45413663
Anon, hypotenuses are the sides, no the angles. Back to Miss Haku you go.

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>>45413509
>have a delightful afternoon with ms angel but it's getting late
>ask her when you can go home
>she doesn't say anything but squeezes you closer and starts petting harder

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Cow is too powerful.

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>>45413697
52367 titfuck CGs and counting

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>>45413602
no I'm scared

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>>45413703
the holstaur mines claim another

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>>45413697
>encounter cow
>milk meter appears

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>>45413708
Then Miss Spider will simply have to hug you!

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>>45413711
>2 milk meters appear

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>Win over the love of a beautiful innari hag
>hands down the creme-de-la-creme of monstergirls
>she's a korean varriant
>she dotes over you with her soft fluffy tails,
>serves you wonderful foods from spicy dishes to bbq kalbi,
>dances and sings with the grace beyond a human kpop star
>treats you like your mom dispite you being 28
>1 drawback
>she forces you to play league

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>>45413708
spider imouto

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>>45413716
>in fight with cow
>she forces you to drink from her breast until the milk meter is finally empty
>world fades out for a second
>cinematic cutscene of her switching you to her other nipple plays
>back to the fight with a full milk meter
>phase 2 begins

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>>45413727
Imooto Spooder is cute, but maybe too young to do breakfast on her own.

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>>45413750
No, no, no. I mean, she has a milk meter. And you now have a "milk" meter.

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>>45413697
It was all over once they learned how to use tools.

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>>45413750
>the previous health bar is regen-ing while the other is on the offensive
it's a little imbalanced

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>>45413763
>My milk meter depletes too rapidly
>Hers regenerates before i can even make a dent on it.
Please nerf.

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>>45413725

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>>45413782
Sounds like a skill issue.

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>toddy cat mamono
>her ass tastes like gourmet coffee

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>>45399447
Huh cool, my art end up in there I didn't know there was someone that gather up all the monster girl fanart.

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>>45413725
>she forces you to play league
Deal breaker

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>>45413768
I just want you to know that I understood this reference.
Greg Larson's The Far Side

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>>45413768
I just want you to know that I understood this reference.
Holstaur, a monster girl

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I don't appreciate young hounds calling me a "gyatt" when I walk by

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>>45413845
You're so skibidi

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>>45413845
the old ones just call you a fuckable piece of meat

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>Cheshire replacing anon's air freshener with jiff flavour as he drives through the hound hood

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>>45413865
That's unironically much better.

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>>45413865
The old dog just earned herself a bone, I appreciate proper language and not the tiktok-induced insanity.

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>>45413874
it's the way of children. they always do this

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>T-think of the children, anon!

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>>45413909
creaky beds

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>>45413909
Sorry I need Nav's

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>>45413909
I'm thinking alright.

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>>45413586
>elf evil
>women maybe wants food
>chesh mom
>sperm dragons
>ywn sneks

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>>45413586
>stupid milk dragon

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>>45413932

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I believe in fox supremacy.

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>>45413974
I wish I had a family who loved me.

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>>45413974
ms hebi is great with kids

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>>45413974
Did the kid age by several years when he started drawing the hebi?

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>>45414013
memes

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>>45414022
Here is the actual drawing.

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>>45413909
Always

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IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

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>>45414041
>get a tutoring job
>it's another msgk
at least the pay is good

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>>45414039
thighhighs were a good choice

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>>45414045
Card games are lame, 1v1 on 2fort or no balls

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>>45414045
it's a shame about ms pharoahs speech impediment

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>>45414045
pistols at dawn then

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>>45414045
I always find funny that ancient egyptians played yugioh while ancient hebrews cleaved the sea with beyblade

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>>45414083
The japs love historical fanfiction.

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you VILL drink grape juice

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Working in a ship graveyard, finding a Deep Lich, attuned with the magic of chaos and undeath. Not coming out of her old ship for years, and growing addicted to her otherworldly presence that always drowed you in pleasure.

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>>45414119
Throw it back.

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>>45414052
>get paid in babycooch and blastos per hour
The Sabbath economy sucks.

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>>45414131
k

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Gentlemen, how do we stop the lolibaba elves from stealing our sons?

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>>45414135
You're never going to get paid if you talk to the familiar. You've got to talk to the familiar's husband.

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>>45414119
now i can spend my days dressing up zombies in anachronistic pirate clothes

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>>45414112
hot

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>>45414112
I prefer orange

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>>45414045
Will she teach me? I only know magic

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>>45414112
I don't particularly care for the act of nursing in an of itself. That said, being compelled to do so for a MG's pleasure or as an act of submission really gets me going.

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>>45414146
Honestly, I just handed ours over to a desperate lonely ancient dragon. She's a bit weird but at least we never have to worry about bandits again.

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>>45414045
What deck does she play?

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>>45414197
wurm plays gem knights

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>>45414201
Oh, poor wurm... She'll never win a game...

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>Woah, buddy! Watch where you're swinging that thing! Good thing I'm made of slime, or you could have really hurt me there.

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>Ears
>Horns
I don't know which part to molest first.

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>>45413288
Seeing this makes me super fucking hyped to work on my dark elf stepping animation then moving onto a hatter. Got this great fucking scene planned out
>get knocked out
>wake up tied down
>have to watch as other people are fucked

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>>45414197
Cows play Labrynth
Plants play Traptrix

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>>45414292
why do they all play fucking TRAP DECKS

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>>45414292
Ms. Lady Labrynth's Lovely Labrynths

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>>45414292
I've got a ton of shit from the first few years. I should look and see if any of it is valuable.

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>>45414307
to keep you all nice and secure

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>>45414307
Obvious Futa Joke Here

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>>45414292
>succubutt hugging mama succubutt's thigh
giwtwm

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Looks like someone wants attention again, don't forget to R&I it.

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>>45414307
Traptrix are little girls modelled after a bunch of carnivorous plants. They allure you but then snatch you away. Hence “trap”.
The entire deck is about little girls digging pitfalls

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>>45414372
Sorry if it seems like that. I actually don't care. Now go fuck yourself.

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>>45414397
Neat. I like this. Now that I think of it, I don't even recall what these girls are called. They're not very popular are they?

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>>45414148
He’s busy literally swimming in lolis on his island, apparently. What a cheap asshole. Guess I’ll have to go back to body-slamming turtles for money.

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>>45414390
lets be honest: you all would fall for this.

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>>45414424
Trumparts. And no, not really, though they're still good girls.

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>>45414437
I wouldn't, I'm utterly disgusted and revolted by weird plants

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>>45414445
Indeed. Was that one of Fiships? I was bummed to hear that she closed her account. She was a fan-favorite around here for a number of years.

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Heh, I'm gonna go grope a Minotaur's fat ass and she won't do anything about it, heh. I'm gonna do it while wearing my red shirt too. This is a good idea.

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>>45414454
What about this plant?

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>>45414475
>fuck the orange

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>>45414475
trees are alright

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>>45414437
I prefer the spider, personally.

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>>45414437
>>45414494
>womanlets pretending humans care about kiddy budget decks
Real men play with big busty minotaurs like labrynths which can use ANY trap instead of just some dug holes

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>>45414544
L + ratio + this card is unaffected by trap effects

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>>45414397
Hell is a T of hearts?

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>>45414494
Is this yu gi oh?

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>>45414620
Probably an alternate name for J, the card is called a bunch of different things in different countries

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>>45414620
According to Wikipedia, a russian Ace.

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>>45413348
I read Pleasure Park recently and Bianca was an instant favorite. You do eccentric-yet-charming-and-surprisingly-sharp girls very well.

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>>45414676
one thing I've learned from russian mage art is that they are absolutely obsessed with alps

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hump monster thighs

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>>45414620
I assume it's supposed to be an A

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>>45414728
are you a chihuahua?

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>>45414704
Thanks, Bianca was really fun to write (especially her puns).
I've been mulling over doing some short side stories for side characters (similar to Magus' alternative endings). If I do, she's probably going to be first pick.

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Got milk?

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Haremfags, are you okay with your wives getting frisky with each other if you're not involved?

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>>45414808
I encourage it. It's hot.
In fact, don't even involve me. I want to see monsters go to town on each other all the time.

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>>45414808
Does it even count if they're all the same person?

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>>45414808
I can't be there for each of them all the time. If they don't love each other as much as they love me, a harem is seems kinda fucked up.

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>>45414824
That's a gray area.

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>>45414831
It is. I'd be much more comfortable entering a harem of a preexisting relationship than creating one that's all centered around me.

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>>45414808
Well yeah, they're family after all
And this is the monster version of Alabama. Roll tide

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>>45414862
Not gonna lie, FSU got robbed, and you shouldn't be in the CFP. That said. I hope you win.

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>>45414824
the single entity hive mind is a rare sight

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>>45414808
yes. i think its nice and comfy, and also its hot that i, or any other of the girls in the harem, can join in whenever they want

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My ideal harem as a haremfag. I can't get any smaller than this and I refuse to do so. Rate my taste, anons.

>Deredere Bicorn who is incredibly submissive to me but is the gentledom head wife of the harem who keeps all the other wives in line
>NEET Lilim kidnapped from the Mamono Lord's house, with ML's help because one less NEET daughter is always a good thing, by Bicorn for constant access to monsterization and immortality for the whole family
>Ojou-sama lady knight Centaur who is lured in as a bodyguard only to end up in my bed
>Kuudere Kikimora who becomes co-head wife with my Bicorn within days of being hired as a live-in maid
>Freshly turned tomboy Alp who gets trained by the head wives to be a proper wife and finishes out her transformation as a Demon
>Big N Tall Genki Yeti who just knocked on the door and made herself at home one cold winter night
>Tomboy Werewolf twins who were easily tamed with head pats and being called good girls
>Yamato Nadeshiko Ryu who was snatched out of her mom's temple by my wives after I remarked that snektail girls are sexy and her scales are so pretty
>Kobold, Holstaur, Fox and Troll who are all former humans that were "corrected" into monsters or willingly monsterized with varying flavors of JK, OL, daughter and her single mother

If it's not clear, I'm total BicornBait. The portals are going to open and the moment a Bicorn finds me, it's over. Instant loss. Even a Unicorn because let's be honest, Unicorns are all dirty girls who are destined to become Bicorns. It's inevitable. God, just imagine waking up under a mass of sweaty flesh and fluff and scales and horns and wings and tails. Just grab a wife at random and start the day off right. I think I have a problem.

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>>45414962
>gay
don't mind if I do

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>>45414987
Sounds like a comedic story in the making if you ask me. Tons of hijinks and interactions to explore between the girls.

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>>45415009
deonora's sister, though

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>>45415012
Maybe I should try my hand at writefagging with a genuine self insert story involving my girls.

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>>45414808
Yes as long as if doesn't feel like third wheel

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Beware of strange women in hats in the woods.

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>>45415018
She's a good girl. Maybe not the best, but good enough.

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>the autists are out
snore

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Sex with your own personal Guardian Angel

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>>45415062
That's against the holy laws. She's supposed to guard your virginity, not take it!

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>>45415025
Do remember to follow the usual writing advice. Try to make the world and the characters feel alive, etc. And don't forget to ask for advice if you need help.

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>>45415092
Or he can toss that all out and write smut like the thread prefers.

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Finally updated my story after getting off my arse. Disclaimer: The title is not literal https://archiveofourown.org/works/47024158/chapters/131545696

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>>45415025
>>45414987
If you've got shitloads of characters I'd recommend doing little vignettes of 2 or 3 at a time (and MC if you want)

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>>45415062
Met a gal who said she was an angel, I asked her what heaven was like and she said it's really hot, but the food and music is great. She said she will take me there if I am a really good boy, I don't quite understand but I'll trust her.

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>>45415097
you really gotta do something about that chip on your shoulder

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>>45415106
The hatter reminded me about that time yerb didn't draw a furry girl. I didn't want it but it's the principle of the matter

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>>45415078
She promises to give it back later. She's just going to hold onto it for safe keeping.

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>>45415097
Nothing wrong in writing smut, we have all been there done that, and you can write an interesting story with smut on the side. Considering most of what people here involve some flavor of romance, it's not a surprise there would be sex involved sometimes.

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>>45415119
>smut
>romance
These are the same thing.

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>>45415112
truly your life is a struggle

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>first they made her dangerous
>then they made her mad

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Your Guardian Angel is there for you.
You should give back to her with your seed.

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>tfw yo are adopted by an old and tall angel
>when u aagreee this even the judge says shes your legal guardian now since being 23 and alone is too young

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>>45415113
Wait a minute, that's not how it works!

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i was promsied hatter smut where is it?

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>>45415168
Sorry anon, I'm still editing. It'll be 2 days probably.

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>>45415177
i need my hatter smut..... but thanks for working on it

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>>45415131
It sounds petty but I keep it in mind. I just feel bad for murloc pretending their is some path out of this mess.
>>45415168
hatter dommy mommy fic. I can absolutely work in dormouse teapot into that. It'll be great.

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>>45414744
That would be fantastic--I'm still looking forward to the rest of Spotted, but when I read Pleasure Park, Bianca kinda did feel like a tool for the plot at times, especially near the end. Seeing either an alt ending with the mc (like magus) or a follow-up/etc with her, making her a bit more down to earth, would be great.

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i post hatter with big butt

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>>45415188
What the fuck are you even talking about

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>>45415197
I feel bad for murloc trying to be nice.

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>>45415201
you're the 11 month parasite. the only one you should pity is yourself

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>>45415197
You do realize who you're replying to, right? He's probably forgotten to take his meds and is hallucinating atm.

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>>45415194
You are right, she was kind of a plot device.
I'm not going to rewrite the ending, but I do want to give her a follow up.
I've wanted to try writing something first person, so maybe I'll let (you) romance her and any other side characters people liked.

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>>45414641
Yeah. Waifu archetypes became more common.

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>>45415213
I'm jealous, Anon. I wish I could hallucinate some ass-to-mouth.

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playing terraria with my monster wives
one for each class...

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>>45415099
Sweet, thanks anon!

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>>45415210
12, 15, 32, however long it takes to practice my animation to a decent level.

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>>45415062
My ideal adventure is pretty much something like a 62Studio game but with an angel companion sent by the Goddess.
Said angel will use ANYTHING you do as an excuse to rape you. Even loss scenes to monster girls lead to a subsequent purification or “training” scene by her

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i need a fox.
nice round and plump, with extra fluffy tails.
i gotta cuddle her as her tails wrap around me and pull me closer

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>>45415247
OK, here's your extremely chonky fox.

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>>45415247

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>>45414987
For me it's
>Bicorn - head wife
>Kiki - dedicated meido, keeps it all orderly
>Danuki - the harem's moneybags and procurer of questionable goods
>Dormouse - bedwarmer and de facto scentsy
>Lamia - prime cuddler and drama starter, pretty good mage/alchemist too
>Salamander - athletic trainer and personal grill
>Whitehorn - winter transportation and baker extraordinaire

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>>45414987
>cait sith
>dormouse
the shenanigans and sexytimes without me write themselves.

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>Tfw you become a miner since your wurm wife wants crazier and crazier rocks to eat
>End up making a business where you sell special rocks to wurms

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How do you stop a cat from eating a mouse?

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>>45415264
>Fox with magic rock AIDS
Oh no.

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>>45415353
what it is about elves that makes them irresistable?

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>he challenged a monster girl to strip cardgame
>he “won”
>he didn’t know the clothes were just a power limiter to her allure

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>>45415353
I want a dark elf to run her fingers through my hair and cuddle after she whips the shit out of me.

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>>45415247
there wont be a single part of you visible from the outside

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why are threads coming uo a lot more faster larely ,m should i be concerned?

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Come see the great Desert Kingdoms
The great bazaars!
The great oasises!
The great pyramids!
The great nobles that got up and don't want to stay in the great pyramids!
The little brown girls!

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>>45415392
! !

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>>45415392
nah, im going to the south where the tacokats live, better food, better weather , and better choco gals

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>>45415392
I'm more interested in the purple snake and her plans to turn the pharaoh into my personal exotic dancer.

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>>45415423
i don't need that old, musty pharaoh
but ms anubis looks lovely in harem clothes

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>>45415213
I haven't even been paying attention to these threads for several months because of how tiresome they'd become.

>>45415201
Literally the only clowns who sow these kinds of seeds are ( You ) and faggots like Shoggocks.

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>>45415434
Shall we talk about the unreleased content instead?

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>>45415363
Elven pheromones

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Imagine waking up surrounded by your harem and gently rubbing their heavily pregnant bellies while anxiously waiting for each wife's firstborn daughter to arrive. And getting to do it over and over for all of eternity. I don't care if the Mamono Lord never fixes the son thing. I'm fine with fathering ten thousand daughters. I will love each and every one with all of my heart and soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of invading the Tacokat lands and trying to colonize them I will just be a merchant sailor and trade exotic goods with them. They will not rape me then because they will like me too much for giving them funny boomsticks to play with in return for their tacos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414987
im so indecisive with my wants, id like a harem too. i dont think id want there to be any major hierarchy in the harem, either, so no 'leader'
>Cheshire big sis that likes to tease me and sometimes grope me, but is very sweet and caring
>H'orc cuddly deredere fond of smothering
>Very dominant, seductive demon/succubus who looks and acts very evil, but is mostly just domineering and strong. slightly yandere
>Kitsune that acts almost savage, walking around barely dressed and aggressively hunting me down when she wants me
>Terminally relaxed hatter and wonder worm that just like to chill and have gentle, slow sex

[Anonymous No.]

I'd stick to my guardian angel, and only my angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415423
Consider an msgk princess that'll do exotic dances without any purple snake involvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415495
Trader man from across seas bring many chaos to Ocelomehs giving funny boomsticks everywhere, flower wars make many tribeswomen go deaf! Trader man must pay for what he has done! No more tacos, now trader man get SACRIFICED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415529
>without any purple snake
But purple snake erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414808
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415551
What if they're kots and they just really like it?
https://www.purina.com/friskies/products/wet-cat-food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415529
It's more fun if the grape snake does get involved though. The slow corruption of all of her servants culminating with her own is too nice. The fact that she secretly wants it makes it all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415495
I will introduce tacoxats to catnip and grow rich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415345
Stick your dick in the cats mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415363
Being extremely fuckable and hotheaded.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415446
I have nothing to lose what do you want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Miss Monster we can't date unless you beat my league of evil human ex-girlfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415262
every time i see this image i imagine a scenario similar to the following
>"again, im telling you, you cant just run away from your weight problem by using polymorph"
>*fox whining*
>"im serious! its showing in your polymorphed form"
>*confused fox whining*
>doctor gropes the polymorphed kitsune
>*angry fox screaming*
>"so again. you really have to go on a diet. you wont be able to get a man if you just eat all of your worries away."
>*fox screaming*
>"infact how much do you weigh? last time you came here in your humanoid form you were just below obesity, and your polymorphed form wasnt even half this size..."
>*ashamed fox screaming*
>"if you refuse to tell me then i'll just depolymorph you."
>*scared fox whining as she (slowly) runs away*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413345
i like the dude that hid in a barrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415680
Post the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415747
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415564
Uncorrupted Pharaoh is already perfect. Besides, if you want a corrupted one you should have all the fun for yourself and not have a grapesnake do it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415772
Turns out you did have something to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415774
if you want something done right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415772
cucked by a bunch of schizos in a discord. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415795
>A bunch of schizos in a Discord
Two of whom have literal person-to-person contact with Cross himself.

>>45415777
No. I said I'd talk about it I didn't say I'd post anything, especially not for the butthurt leprechaun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415811
those elves from the north pole seem off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415811
im going to get an domestic p'orc wie instead, much larger, much softer, much meatier, and much cuter with their mob faces

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415816
>porn artist
>searching for leaks
This is actually simping for nudes from an ethot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415826
plasmid sure makes some grotesque things
though that recent demon was pretty decent

[Anonymous No.]

Me grabbing Pharaoh and Apophis hands and joining them together and saying "Make love, not war."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413359
but what if, it worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415821
Yeah they keep wanting to become dentists and instead of making toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415811
What kind of bot are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415845

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415858
the crying on the inside kind I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415859

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415871
That describes half the thread except the ones who feel special for simping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415839
>pharaoh and apophis proceed to make love (to you)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415897
Then they start another war over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415903
>hundreds dead over romance spat
true to history

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415826
I *love* the genre of medusa pics where the snek hair has little hats or other individual character traits.

>>45415836
Not sure what you think is grotesque here--creepy stick legs and medusa hair is my jam so I can't really tell where your head's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415909
generally the faces give me some feeling of disgust but i'm a particular sort

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415911
OK, that makes sense--the faces don't bother me, but I can see how they'd potentially bother someone. They have kind of an odd vibe to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415908
>hundreds dead
Nigga did you forget where you are

[Anonymous No.]

Every day a little bit closer.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of skills can a thief learn to avoid seduction? Its my one weakness right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415928
I reject your setting and substitute my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415935
cringe, why would you want death in a setting filled with only what you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415908
>>45415928
>hundreads undead
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415941
I love death. Now what smartass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415941
i can think of two reasons
course, there's no need to rush things when it can happen naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415941
Solely to twist it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415951
you are weird and should stop that. i can appreciate an artistic appreciation of death, but its only nice on paper.

[Anonymous No.]

i imagine people do still die they just are faceless mobs and arent ever focused on by the power of plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415977
>undead all have mob faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415931
Stealth. Can't get seduced if no one spots you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415990
so true

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415955
ah yes, the dullahan cow, the rare monster capable of the nursing blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415931
Seduction. You cant be seducted if you seduce them first.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna outlaw sex in my micronation and Monsters can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416000
How do we avoid this grim fate?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416013
>This just in, the Dominion of Druella has launched an all out invasion of the sovereign kingdom of Whatsitcalledagain! King Anon has come out to denounce the savage, unprovoked attack upon his backyard by Imps and Demons. Druella has made a counter statement in a press conference. She said "I don't care, lol.".
>Oh, we're getting a live update now, it seems Druella's forces have captured King Anon and his roughly ten thousand square feet nation has completely capitulated to Druella's forces. We're coming at you live now from the capital of the kingdom of Whatsitcalledagain, which is also the lone house there as well, in which we see a brave Demon of Druella's forces riding King Anon while an Imp sits on his face. Annexation soon, officials say. Druella's greatest conquest since Lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415931
Alping - no mamono is going to seduce you while you're sucking some other Anon's dick.
>Simples

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416058
>druella's greatest conquest since lescatie
>some dude's house
How the mighty have fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415941
If I can't love nobody can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416020
the dairy cow snuck out of the barn again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415827
I'm going to keep this as monosyllabic for you as I possibly can since you're very clearly mentally retarded:

>Porn artist who has DMCAs on speed dial
>Said porn artist has people who will report to him directly or through his intermediaries in the thread
>Said porn artist already doesn't care for these threads
>Expecting people to leak shit and ruin whatever goodwill 4ch has left with him because you're an ass ravaged potato nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would make a good veterinarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416097
He can't do anything to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415941
it keeps things interesting, i like the threat of it even if i dont want to actually succumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416097
He can't do anything. His goodwill is worthless and you don't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm off to save the prince again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416127
could just leave the man alone. it's not as if it's hidden away forever, just a couple months. what difference does it make if i see it today or then?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416142
I don't care about the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416148
then untwist your panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416129
I would at least roleplay this with a monster girl wife. I feel like any dragon mamono would almost DEMAND IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416150
cait sith drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mick spazzing out again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416156
did you have meaning in your life before KC? every action you take is relative to him.

[Anonymous No.]

what objectively bad personality trait do you want in a monster? i like laziness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416177
>Laziness
A sloth demon that encourages sloth (and lots of slow, romantic sex) in their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416175
I was going to make monster girl stuff. Still am. Hasn't changed. It's surprisingly modular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416177
Yandere? Is that too broad? I like possessive women who take it at least a little too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416150
Bro im not even wearing pants
currently butt ass naked right now

[Anonymous No.]

im depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416198
nah thats specific enough. i really like the craziness and overtouchiness. even some extreme stuff like kidnapping can be kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416217
Have you tried meth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416206
TMI

>>45416217
What's up, buttercup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416206
high and hard rn myy brother, i can feel the touch of monster girls all over my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416127
>His goodwill is worthless and you don't have it
Yet you're the one malding over not being able to see two girls because your dumbass didn't get a furry drawing and got banned off his Patreon. I hope the new year and the Sword of Omens brings you sight beyond sight and some puberty to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416223
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416239
>not being able to see two girls
No, I just don't respect the thread for not leaking it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smooch cute ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416252
since when did you respect the thread? you just come here to smear shit all over yourself and ask us if it stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416231
God I wish I was high right now, it sucks that I build up a damn tolerance shit doesn't feel good anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a monster girl harem
>One of girls in it is a Kejourou
>Recently had her turn with you and was more than satisfied
>Wanders in while you're having slow gentle sex with a different monster girl
>Gets a mischievous idea
>Wraps her hair around part of you forcing you to thrust faster
>Lets go of you and leaves right as you orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416268
I just used to post the cat, lot of sabbath stuff too. Now I post lots of images. They're just mostly stuff gatekeepers don't like.
I also wrote that that first story for the contest in relatively good faith. It was just badly written. But hey
>0 votes(actually had one)
might as well go with what you got.

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness lies between the coils of a monster's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416318
tfw they cant prey on underaged boys anymore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416239
>a drawing
nah, was the month after where thanks to that I got called the irish furcuck until I got sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters with more than 2 arms
Yay or nay, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

What's she singing, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416341
best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416341
All manticores should have 6 arms, and some artfags seem to agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416335
>>45416239
wait. Got mixed up.
Was the month before that in the original dmca drama where that nickname started.

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open I'm going to make it clear to whatever monster girl I marry that all of our daughterus will become my wives as well. I'm not raising them to hand off to some other degenerate. If anyone is going to be a degenerate, it's their father. I think I'll go with some loving bigamy to start things off. A Ryu and a Bicorn. I think my Bicorn daughter wives would make cute shrine maidens. The Bicorns can bring more girls into my harem if they want but only if the new wives agree that every daughteru joins the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416346
thank you rsanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413586
Wurm chan, I kneel!

[Anonymous No.]

What horrifyingly powerful monsters lurk in the irradiated wastelands? and what lurks in the vaults built centuries ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Todd Howard probably, but if you mean monstergirls; lots of zombies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

im going to have sex with a hellhound from louisana

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Super strong Girtablilu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
I found a cute scorpin girl and a few of her friends.
They're pretty stingy, er, clingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416422
Does she make gumbo? Can she do a crawfish boil? You gotta ask the right questions when it comes to Louisiana mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate ancient evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
getting mobbed by a pack of shortstack baka geckos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Cazadors who will sting you repeatedly, then, drag you to their nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
hyper-evolved plants that work like pitcher plants, but with oddly fuckable flowers/fungi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416446
I'm more into receiver plants than pitcher plants, if you know what I mean. But you do you, bro. Put your whole bussy in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416439
>Anon just walking off the path a little bit just to get swarmed by gecko girls, of whom one is breathing fire.
Should've just listened to easy Pete

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416427
think so, shes an older hound, not like the current gen of monsters who don't know how to cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415099
Based Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

any deathknight bros now realising that they cant really do much with their cool deathknight powers because youre busy fucking all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416459
so that's why they call him easy pete

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416480
I don't see the issue and frequently see myself leading armies of the dead for the glory of the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Really big devil bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Big minos in football gear calling you degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416519
i would enjoy seeing the clumsy efforts of 1,000 year old courtship/seduction techniques

[Anonymous No.]

man it suks, i wanna be edgy edgelord and use blood magic and mae bloody briars but no monsters let me do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416532
I've consulted your father and he's sold you to me. Come along now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416500
So long as it doesn't involve his dynamite the man is pretty easy going.
He also knows that Gecko dens lay just off the road so never get off it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416592
she makes weird noises when i change the oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416519
I'd be more thrilled by this

[Anonymous No.]

Warning that the "cool" new party member you recruited might seem powerful and capable at first, but is secretly a huge dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416574
I want a haughty lady knight Centaur who swears herself to my service and keeps telling me that certain monster girls are not worthy of bearing my heirs whenever I give them more than a moment's attention. She's going to be surprised when I hire two sisters of noble birth, an Ochimusha and Kunoichi, as additional bodyguards. Even more so when she sees the new contract that declares that the three of them are to serve me for like, eternity since the Ochimusha's mana extends our lives, and bear me as many heirs as I desire. And I desire MANY.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yo Anonyama, what's up?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416629
>Anon is so sleep deprieved, he just falls into her arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416614
powerful

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416637
i'm a sucker for counterattacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416635
Unparalleled sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416662
Is this a Haman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416592
Wait, it was all shog all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416629
The bangs covering the eyes style needs to be nerfed

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416684
Always has been.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, beware sailing the rivers.
Even in winter, Sahus won't let you go by unmolested if they're given a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty dumbpire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416778

[Anonymous No.]

What are the benefits and downsides to impregnating a Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416867
good news is you successfully impregnated a vampire with a dhampir
bad news is you increased the dork population in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416885
Who could have guessed that dork + dork would equal more dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>Join raid as a tank
>First boss
>Ushi-oni
>Told I’m supposed to tank her for the rest of my life
Is this intended? Can any other tanks tell me if this is common?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416949
If you use your "Marriage" ability you'll permanently protect all other parties from her damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416964
You forget about the part that the ability causes multiple others to spawn later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416949
This is not intended, please stop marrying the raid bosses.
Ms. Final Boss can't keep up with this high turnover rate with her employees in her raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415078
Your virginity will be safest with her. If you have it, you might lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm TELLING you man these FUCKING ninjas keep RAPING me but nobody believes me and they keep telling me I'm demented but IT'S NOT TRUE, I've been raped by DEMON NINJAS FOUR TIMES in the PAST WEEK PLEASE BELIEVE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413345
Femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417054
Yes, and now Druella become a chastity nun
GTFO schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417054
The Kunoichi Clans have marked Anon for sex, his fate is sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417054
Fuck off schizo, demon ninjas who rape their targets don’t exist. Even if they did exist, which they don’t, you should take responsibility and leave a note and a wedding ring asking her to marry you

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb rubber slut
Deserves to be groped and spanked and titty sucked all day every day. I'll see to it that she never knows what it feels like to not be groped

[Anonymous No.]

>This is a robbery, hand over the money in bags with dollar signs on them and give us that cute clerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417054
aphrodisiac smokebombs are hilariously unfair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414808
Yessh? They should all love each other and be intimitate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415099
I really enjoyed this. It scratched the itch for a good benevolent conquest story that I've had for ages. Can't wait to see more.
I'd also like to say that the growth in your writing from chapter 1 to chapter 3 is extremely impressive. Your dialogue especially shows massive improvement. You've come a long way from your first story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417054
NEED more lewd ninjas in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417211
There cylinder's empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417234
>W-We'll be back!

[Anonymous No.]

When you're in the desert, remember to walk loudly and as rhythmically as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417211
Alright Red Lizard and Caturday Especial, Your outlaw ways are over. This here is a .45 With Demon silver bullets coated with silvervine, surrender now and their won't be any trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

slenderman monster girl. slenderwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

Punk monsters with fluffy mohawks and undercuts helping you when youre scared at the concert she invited you to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417245
Glad we still have some sandworm friends.
Tell me: if I kiss the cute pink part, does the whole worm blush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417245
>slide around the desert like a gmod YTP
she'll think im a lamia and leave me alone because she's looking for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417211
>tfw deputy Wurm is in the building
>she just calmly slithers towards them, the bullets harmlessly bouncing off her scaled hide
>She casually bends the barrel backwards and tells the two
>"Aren't you two a little too old to be playing around with bb guns?"
>All the while having her usual dopey looking face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417267
Yes she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417285
I wish to see the worm body make a kawaii face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416406
Turns out the ancient vault was just a nuclear waste dump and the only thing down there was a dragon who had been sleeping on the glowing rocks for the last hundred years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417211
FInally a tomboy Kot, I'm going to rape this Kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417315
Choose your first date wisely, anon
>watch cheaply made Japanese movie with her
>watch the expensive American movie with her featuring the Kakuen with the Infinity Gauntlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417144
>Smelling and getting off too the ass stank of your nightgaunt wife while you’re attach to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414808
I'm not even a haremfag, but free RL porn option sounds great. I'd ask them to give me a show before I get involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414808
Yes. I like it when everyone in the harem likes everyone else. Antagonistic harems might be good for anime hi-jinks but I wouldn't actually want to live that.

It's a cooperative, not a competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417315
Back off radioactive breath!

[Anonymous No.]

What if I tell the Hellhound "Woah, at least take me out to dinner first." when she tries to rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417464
she'll probably oblige by shoving her pussy in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417464
She takes you to her favorite steak house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417464
You're going to need a lot carbs anyway so eat up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417464
>Not eating as fast as you can your emergency raging mushrooms.
Kek, can't imagine being you

[Anonymous No.]

Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.

[Anonymous No.]

back to yuri baiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417639
True, should be a guy brushing her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413586
>wight anime
>Beautiful together cold
>necromancer almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413586
>wurms better call lich
but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417713
Because don't dead, open inside

[Anonymous No.]

Cold day mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416417
>>45416406
You can either open the portals to the world and allow monstergirls to come and interact with the real world as is.

Or you can just get isekaid into MGE (or comparable setting) yourself, however, at some point and time unbeknownst to you, Todd Howard has also arrived.

What do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417752
First option because I wouldn't want my parents to think I killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417741
I would never get trolled by chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417752
Choosing the isekai when given such choice is so selfish that I'm convinced it would be presented as a test by mamono and land you in their "purgatory" for love correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417752
the first, but i'm going to be more careful than just pressing the portal button
monsters might survive whatever humans try to do to them, but humans aren't so lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417777
>TFW your wisp wife calls her pussy your purgatory do to how it ensnares you to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417772
>>45417777
>>45417787
You're all better people than I. I considered including the thread in the second option but I thought it would make it too much of a no brainer. Also for the sake of the hypothetical, if you chose option A, Tod vanishes, this is to prevent Tod redundancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416318
>In~correct! Age of consent varies greatly by country. In most of the world it's closest to 15 than 18, and even in the US the national average is actually 16!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417800
those usual come with caveats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417800
It's irrelevant anyway since the average Sabbath member is closer to 18 centuries than 18 years.

[Anonymous No.]

So cold...

[Anonymous No.]

The heating is fixed again
The Yetis wont get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417830
The eldritch deer approaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417752
I'm going Isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417800
Nope, in Sabbath-regions the Maximum AOC is 18. No Hagophiles!
>that Anon was 18 years and 3 days, you sick pervert!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45417852
Can she help me to find a chesh ?

[Anonymous No.]

>ryu is flying through rainy clouds directing them to the crop fields
>she sees a wurm flying just like her nearby
>flies up to her
>huh I didn't know you could fly
>wurm looks at her with blank stare
>what?
>she looks down
>she stops dead in her tracks and falls straight to the ground leaving a crater that is exactly shaped like her on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody will stop me from committing snugglehag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413254
Are you sure this baby is safe, it'll grow up around its natural predator

[Anonymous No.]

>watching the news with wurm wife in a recently-liberated monster territory
>the reporter is talking about the government escalating its fight against the monsters
>the camera pans upwards to a formation of fighter jets flying towards the portal
>just in time to see a malef tear the back end off one of them and then grab the pilot from his ejector seat
>still holding the man, she lands in front of the news team and starts giving a speech about how earth needs to accept monster rule

[Anonymous No.]

Need tanned tomboy Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>go hiking in the mountains
>didn't noticed the lonely cougars warning sign
Oh no...

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>>45418050
Huh. In my head all wurms are at least somewhat tomboyish, so your demand just makes me curious about what a super feminine, genteel wurm would be like.

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>>45418050
>>45418068
Tan makes me think of a gyaru Wurm.

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>>45418103
Second quote meant for >>45418085

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>>45418085
>Ojousama Wurm
>Her Ohohos make houses tremble
>Has the twin drills because of course she does
>Oversees a mining operation, employing mostly other wurms and their occasional husbands
>eats half of the refined gemstones and still makes a profit
>Still has brutish strength, but has learned to control it to not break her food before eating it.
>More of a dork than the rest of the wurms, thus carrying the draconic curse of being rich and husbandless

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>>45418147
I will marry her

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>>45418190
She won't marry just any anon. You have to bring a sufficiently big shiny rock to satisfy her hunger. And don't forget to cut it to a geometrical perfection.
Are you up to the task? Many have already given up: Their searches too short, their yields too small, and their hands too shaky to complletete he task.

[Anonymous No.]

>wurms make toast
>they burn it to charcoal

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>>45417987
People don't like being conquered, who could have guessed...

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>>45418316
People love being conquered, moron. Elites hate losing power.

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>>45418326
wut? Since when people enjoy losing?

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>>45418290
Truly a dragon!

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>>45418333
>losing to monster girls
We call it tactical winning here.

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>>45418345
No, it's still called losing which is lame.

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>>45418333
>undoubtedly an American posting from US of Zog
Granted I was too blasé with saying people love being conquered, but people flock to deposers all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never lose my virginity

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>>45416519

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>>45418373
join the club

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>>45418369
I don't understand your sentence. People don't want to be conquered by foreign nations, it's easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418369
Undoubtedly a Europoor posting from EU of Zog
>Talking about how much he loves to be conquered
Who could have seen this coming.

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>>45418333
They love it when they think the new management is going to be more competent then the old management.

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>>45418385
They are when it's some one who looks like them that just has the backing of a foreign nation. Basically all MGs have to do is greencard their way in and then prop their husbandos up as revolutionaries. That's if they'd even bother with something so overt.

>>45418388
You're getting browner by the minute, why are you talking to me?

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>>45418388
Fuck you, don't associate me with the other faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418400
Oh so a Great Replecement à la Kike, great...

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>>45418400
Why indeed achmed, how come you can’t stay in your own shithole?
>>45418401
You’re not all bad, but you some of you are real shit.

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>>45418411
I don't think the Great Replacement really works with all-female species that need local men. I mean, it has the potential to replace women I suppose. Anon, I... didn't peg you to be a feminist, but luckily for you there is some one else who will peg you.

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>>45418388
Anyone who is aware that they live under ZoG would indeed welcome a regime change.
After all they are already living in a conquered land.

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>>45418433
No, that would be losing. you don't wanna be a loser anon

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>>45418433
In that case sure but in most others no, people don’t like just randomly being conquered. The modern age is just uniquely shit.

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>>45418426
I'm a frog btw
>>45418432
WTF are you on about, great replacement is about destroying ethnicity and culture not feminism or getting pegged, faggot.
>>45418433
>>45418441
I believe in both of those statements and it gives me a headache

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>>45418453
>Surrenderfrog talking tough about not wanting to be a loser
lmfao, too rich.
>great replacement is about destroying ethnicity and culture
Again, hard to do so when the replacing party relies on native ethnicity and to a lesser extent culture to continue. Is a frog any less of a frog if it's a Mucus Toad?

[Anonymous No.]

why do you insist on forcing this shit here of all places?

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>>45418453
>I'm a frog btw
Yeah I could tell.

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>>45418476
Report and ingore anon. Nothing else you can do except [ - ]

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>>45418476
mgs and portals have political implications. It's why MGC is worst setting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a crossover warhammer fic. What would monsters think of servitors?

[Anonymous No.]

Cham-pagn?

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>>45418473
I know, fuck off. My main point was just that being "forcefully" conquered is not enjoyed by people.
>Is a frog any less of a frog if it's a Mucus Toad?
Good question and I don't have an answer.
>>45418489
This

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters make contact with world leaders
>Offer them a deal, magical life extending potions in exchanged for incels
>World leaders accept deal with literal demons because of course they do
>Hundreds of thousands of forever alone men and snatched in the night and handed over to the demons
>The big joke is that these are the winners.

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>>45418541
I still have a family here and wish to stay near them.

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>>45418504
>My main point was just that being "forcefully" conquered is not enjoyed by people.
Well you're right, as it involves a lot of disruption and war crimes and terrorism. However, when it involves sexual disruption, sex crimes and sexorism?

Dudes are ALWAYS keen to fight an invader looking to steal and rape their women. Is any one keen to fight a sexy all-female invader looking to steal and rape their men?

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>>45418555
Maybe, I don't know. After all, ego is what makes us do dumb shit (me first). Anyway, you're right, let's speak about the good side: Eros.

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>>45418490
Ohhh. Make the monsters servitors!

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>>45418504
It's enjoyed by mommydom fags, I bet.
From freedom to the prison cradle.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess my favourite mamono

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>>45418671
Instead of me blindly guessing, why don't you tell me about her and why you like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418686
I like how she's a cat that believes in law and order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418686
I like how she is a cow and has big tits with milk

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>>45418708

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>>45418708
I guess you could say you have two big reasons to like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418724
Why is she angry

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>>45413222

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[Anonymous No.]

>Problem, monsters?

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>>45418782
You said you were full after drinking just a gallon of her milk

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>>45418841
Shirts need boobhang, its a must

[Anonymous No.]

Bro what the fuck was going on an hour ago?
Why these niggas gotta bring politics into a damn monster girl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418916
so thoroughly are their minds fettered

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>>45415372
That girl is a fool! The power of horny gives him an ultimate power to use at the cusp of the duel: a perfect poker face, as he doesn't even look at the cards, and keeps staring at her instead!

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>>45418916
What are greenworm tax policies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418886
Elves with skimpy outfits are too strong

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>>45418947
she eats until nothing remains

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418947
State issued veggies for everyone and a flat tax

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418943
I believe in the spleen of the cards!

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>>45418147
this wurm archetype needs to be more widespread, the spoiled ojousama wurm needs more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418903
No normal person drinks this much of milk in one sitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45418916
Because MGE is politic in many ways.
>>45418947
Bad, buying greens is impossible.

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>>45418972

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>>45418977
>Because MGE is politic in many ways
How?
Its a setting where monster women (lovingly) rape dudes and turn them into incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419013
no need to invite fresh insanity

[Anonymous No.]

screw politics, return to monke and clap kakauen cheeks

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>>45419040
Nah, Imma vote for the demon party, and not just because I'm contractually obligated to.
They even promised to make rape legal again!

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>>45419040
>return to monke
But miss amazon will snatch me up, i hear they're mean and scary

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>>45419070
so go clap kakuen cheeks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419013
too long to explain and it's not wanted but MGE is born from problems created by our society as an alternative/replacement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419093
I think it is the problem.

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>>45418916
Most likely bunkertards breaking containment and our usual suspects joining the fun to stir shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419100
Why do you insist on calling them that when they are the real fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419110
>>45419097
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419110
Which one?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45419123
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

SEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>show wurm one of those meme videos of a 10 second animation looping for 10 hours
>come back 3 hours later
>she's still watching intently

[Anonymous No.]

Would wurm like to play wurm online

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45419251

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>>45419251
>"What are we going to do in the stable my noble steed?"

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>>45419200
what is wurm online?
is it like grand theft wurm online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419267
>My lord, it has come to my attention that your bloodline is insecure.
>It is my great shame to have not noticed this sooner, as I such I have taken great pains on how to secure it.
>Worry not, I will ensure it is secured by nights end.

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>>45419260

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Good morning anons. I would be really happy to talk about lore like the good ol' days. Anyone have something they'd like to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>Chesh when she finds out I'm deathly allergic to sweaty, steamy, fat bottom kots sitting on my face

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>>45419333
Creaking beds at the orphanage, tell me more about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Elven necromancy

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>>45419338
oh no my epipen haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419333
I really like the song islands of Court Alf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419284
>Monster girl advisor says that she has a plan to make prince secure the bloodline
>King just tells her to do it
>and the bloodline was secured by the end of the night

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>>45419389
Song islands? I'm not familiar with that.

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>>45419333
I wonder what happens when an Ice Queen has children. Will the daughters get a strong urge to be cold loners at some point like the profile girl?

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>>45419385
I don't like nogs but...

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>>45419399
Tsunderes. I'm sure the yeti and whitehorn children in school would make friends with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419398
You know, the islands of the Asuramis sea, the ones in World Guide Side 3.

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>>45419333
Monster musume is surely going to get a season 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419376
Rigor mortis of the dick

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>>45419405
Stay strong, brother. They mean to steal your seed!

[Anonymous No.]

I had another monster dream.
>I was wandering around while shopping just looking at random things
>stumble into a bar by accident
>fox hag immediately starts flirting with me trying to lure me in
>she asks me to sit on her lap
>I oblige
>She's suprised but quickly recovers
>I she holds me tight, squeezing me into her body to make sure I can't escape
>it's soft
>she starts talking about all the fun we're going to have when we get home
>she also says that I'm inexperienced, but with how cute and perverted I am, there won't be any problems finding me "work"
>I instinctively know this "work" is just her whoring me out to her hag friends
>I'm scared, but excited
>wake up
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419422
Oh yeah. I was thrown off by "Court of Alf" which wasn't familiar.
I liked it too. The focus on singing was cozy. The "evil" Kraken was neat too. What was your favorite part?

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>>45419333
I have a thing for fucking both a mother and a daughter but unfortunately the rules of fateful happy ending stands in my way in MGE. So my only hope for that is either with a monster woman with an adoptive daughter monster girl or a human widow that then monsterizes.
Life is tough…

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>>45419422
All kc girls have the same expressions
>wide smile
>embarrassed smile
>smug smile
>rape smile

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>>45419422
I'm gonna go to the red light district island and marry the first "prostitute" I find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419445
>shitty husband abandons a pregnant human woman
>she decides that humanity is trash and downs a bottle of succubus nostrum
>now she's a single mom succ and (You) are her fated soulmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419438
He'd also look old. Do elves care if a man gets older? It doesn't seem like something they'd have any frame of reference for on account of the immortality.

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>>45419445
You can always go with the daughter and christmas cake aunt se

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>>45419422
I really like the concept of a mixed city both above and underwater for mermaid-like people. Kind of the like Venice or the Zoran’s Domain in some Zelda games.
Sucks that it isn’t explored much. Even in MGQ, the coast that has Mermaid bars is more like a beach city. I really liked those games when you get the capacity to go underwater you see the viewpoing change and how much there was below as well. Kind if like in Zelda Twilight Princess

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>>45419422
Did we ever learn why KC didn't get some of the other worldguide stuff translated and published? I feel like that would be an easy way to breath some life into the fandom. Especially the stuff that wasn't translated on the wiki.

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>>45419469
fuck off.

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>>45419396
its a great, an heir is on the way, the prince is married, and the king knows he can trust his wife to be faithful.
A win win scenario.
Even if the prince now has a cracked pelvis

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>>45419150
Is that allowed?

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>>45419441
>>I instinctively know this "work" is just her whoring me out to her hag friends
God I wish I got whored out to my wife’s/momster’s hag friends

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>>45419473
huh?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45419467

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>>45419469
Most likely because the kiddie diddling later on is too much for westoids and nobody wanted to publish it.

>>45419473
Keep seething, too bad anglos didn't finish the job with exterminating your kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419487
Jump off a bridge, pest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419389
>>45419422
This had some really nice backgrounds and landscapes showing what the place is like, it makes me want to see official undead kingdom art even more.

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>>45419333
I really like the idea of monster dungeons being an equivalent to their cities. Obviously, monsters have cities too, but dungeons seem like a fun alternative. A bunch of private corridors and rooms for the inhabitants as they go about their days as normal, while only a few corridors a way there's a hero fighting for his virginity against a lizardman guard (who thought he looked cute)

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>>45419443
The go-go dancer nereids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419487

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>>45419469
In all seriousness the loli content probably did scare away most potential publishers in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>45419480
>Monsterboy
>posted simultaneously with more concern trolling over KC
Hmmmm...

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>>45419422
I'm going to have to reread this again. I honestly don't remember much.
>>45419467
Sounds cozy. Bunch of mgs and people swimming around or hanging out above water. Living cozy and sipping something tasty at the cafe.
>>45419498
I dream that we get another world guide. I really miss the discussion here and I want that feeling of adventure again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419461
>>45419465
Yeah pretty much what I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419511
It's this or suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419513
Discuss the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419516
I'd much prefer your suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419519
Tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419503
I love the look of these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419513
>another world guide
Me too anon. What would you like to see most? More undead would be nice. Or Mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419535
Literally nobody cares about that has been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419518
I want to know about their tax policy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419510
It's probably more the combination of the World Guides having a lot of text to translate and potentially less interest, making official translations and releases of the side material less worth it for the publishers than the main Encyclopedia books.

>>45419513
>another world guide
KC art of the different places and regions would be great, like getting a detailed look on what desert kingdoms and undead cities and stuff look like.

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>>45419501
This is fun. Or cities that exist purely to attract heroes with a promise of gold or loot. Maybe some powerful artifact?
>confused hero walking past a bunch of shops and restaurants on his way for the completely-real-superpowerful-magic-lilim-defeator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419551
It's so fucking ironic that the old days were way less obsessed with following all the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419535
yeah an undead kingdomw would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419572
Yes. I'd love that. I want to hear about the exploits if anons aggressively adding to the new population via conqueirng expansion and reanimation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419568
>Reach famous demon city
>Looking to bring back the head of their queen to show your devotion to the chief goddess
>Get taken out by some random lamia on her way back from getting groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419592
Another anon killed in the lawless monster cities.

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>>45419584
Wouldn't wanton reanimation cause problems? I love the idea of raising people who died unjustly (or like people who sacrificed themselves to save others) or who never found love/happiness, but at a certain point I'd imagine reincarnation is the better option.

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>>45419602
>cause problems?
Like what? If the undead want to stop doing it they can just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419592
>Hungry hero defeated by delicious pie from a monster bakery
>Gives up after the first bite and marries the baker

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419608
Overpopulation mostly, I guess. Especially if they're raising the husbands/whole families too like in magus' story.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil problems.

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>>45419592
asking for a friend, what stopped me from throwing incendiary everywhere in the dungeon? Seems like an easy win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419622
The horny, loving monstergirl your now balls deep in.

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>>45419592
>A place frought with peril for any hero
>Like the street filled with food vendors that tempt them off the path. They must stick to their rations of bread and water! And not fall for the tricks of the salamander fried rice venue.
>Another common area of trouble is the fountain! If they stop for a quick rest on it's many wicked benches, they are sure to be approached and ensnared by some monster coming to sit next to them!

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>>45419630
Even if I start to thrown them as soon as I enter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419646
Seems foolproof to me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419646
You will lose and you will spend the rest of your very long, happy life being grateful of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419592
>"Engarde, touche! I shall slay foul- MMPH"
>Hero interrupted from his duel with a foul monster (random construction worker arachne) by an OL snek grabbing some lunch to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419650
I'll be greatful when there is a world guide of cait sith courtiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419592
i'd jst grab a satboard and going trics instead of being some sort of hero

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>>45419641
>girls in Eros' church (false of course, they'd never side with monsters) trying to snipe them
>unarmed fallen Goddess missionaries trying to lure them into heathen churches
>definitely don't go to one of the many taverns that sound oh so lively and fun where you might be carried off after a strong drink!

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>>45419592
imma just walk in like a normal person, get a room in an inn, then make some talk with the mobfaced p'orcs selling BBQ ribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419650
I don't want to lose. I will stay in my order.
town

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>>45419694
Sorry anon, but happiness and love are not optional. Miss OC Steelim is massing an army as we speak to end the city's sinful ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be the hero for the mob faced lim trapped in the tower of nameless order bad guy #3
>along the way freeing lots o mob faced monsters that will help you along the way
>Ywn found mobivana, the kingdom for the simple faced monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419706
She's gonna die.

[Anonymous No.]

Dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419722
Indeed. She will "die" when she sees your cute and happy face after you've been united with your soulmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419706
Oh, it's holy roping time and getting teleported out of the snare thanks to sergeant chesh. I don't want to make her cry anymore , I will accept the good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419706
>OC Steelim
Now there's a phrase I haven't seen in a long time. Greetings fellow elder-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419736
jokes on her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45419785
true white monster

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoyed this anons. It felt like old times for a bit. It really means a lot to me.
I will try to comm more art soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419825
What did you comm lately?

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>>45419825
comm a cait sith nibbling a dormouses ear.

[Anonymous No.]

What the dog doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

Horses can't walk backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419868
This is why centaur cannot rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419846
do it yourself

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>>45419894
He's a mentally ill NEET on disability, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419894
I'd much rather you do it though.
>>45419902
As if paying yerb 50 quid is a great expense to anyone outside of eastern europe.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true what they say about moths eating the pants off of you?

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[Anonymous No.]

>get isekai'd to Mamono World
>fuck yes, time for sex with monsters
>born into normal ass human family
>boring
>sometime later in high school get an idea when a Lilim senior starts making moves
>take her home one night and blow her back out
>make her spread her mana all throughout the house while the rest of the family is sleeping
>she figures out what I'm planning
>she loves the idea
>get up in the morning for breakfast
>dad Alped in the night and is very confused why he can't stop looking at me
>mom is now a Holstaur and doesn't know why she doesn't want me to drink regular milk all of a sudden
>big sister is a tall Werewolf who starts getting angry at Lilim until I give her head pats and call her a good big sister
>little sister became a Kikimora in the night and is happily washing dishes in the closest outfit she could get to a maid outfit
>Lilim yanks my shorts down and orders them to service their new husband
>skip school to breed my harem
>wake up the next morning covered in my sweaty, well-bred wives
>let out a contented sigh
>perfectly corrupt and degenerate, just like I always wanted

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>>45419932
Loli mothes are dangerous

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>>45419982

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[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419932
Kinda. They smell husband dick but only see pants and get confused. They don't really know how belts and zippers work, so they just start gnawing at the crotch until they find what they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if you manage to rape a lizard girl by overpowering them, it's considered consensual.

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>>45420045
>Use drugs to rape a lizard girl
>She comes back the next day and demand you rape her for real
>Tell her that any battle can be won with enough planning, and so, it's still considered a valid victory
>Get reverse raped by a very flustered and frustrated lizard girl

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>>45420031
Is this any way to treat books? Some of those are rare and expensive! Get off of Darconville's Cat you jackal!

[Anonymous No.]

Which vampire family is noblest of all? (1000 replies)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45414197
I feel like the pharaoh would insist on playing god cards for the awe and coolness factor but always lose because those haven't been good in like 20 years

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>>45420101
>Thread devolves into name calling and saying stuff like "I BET YOU DRINK A- BLOOD"
>"MY HUSBAND HAS A- BLOOD"
>"Well of course a Von Dolstine would like A- blood, what did I even expect?"

[Anonymous No.]

Little lolis will whip you for cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does milk taste so much better out of a bowl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420084
She has to read all the dating guides to woo her man anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420146
If you want a holstaur wife just say so anon, no need to be tsun about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420169
implying 'taur would want you to drink from bowl and not straight from tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420182
Man, if only i was implying that with my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420101
The wurmpire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420146
Werewolf paws typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420198
They can just transform back and use their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419982
Is it normal for elves to have shark teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420203
They feast on orc flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

you cant escape from mud pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420202
Fake werewolves. Would not breed

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45420209
would not kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420209
The fertile soil holds my root...

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>>45420218
we are not gonna kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
Penis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
BRO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
>30 years in the Rape Mines, lawbreaker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420263
>>45420264
thats a mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420209
Troll, dorome, and alraune harem for optimal crop rotation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
Taking one for the less popular monsters, god speed.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to ask. KC a lolicon or is he just liberal and want everyone to be happy in his work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
this is the future the DL wants

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>>45420306
Pretty sure he's a lolicon but we have no actual confirmation of it. Mostly conjecture and the fact a loli is is favorite girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420306
If KC was a liberal then he wouldn't have made MGs hate the idea of cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

How to stop chesh from rocket jumping and landing butt first on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420360
One up her. Pull off your pants and have her land on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420360
See if you actually want something from a Cheshire, she won't do it. Next time she tries sitting on your face grip her thighs in place and start eating her out. She'll teleport away in embrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420360
Get your pyrow buddy to airblast her away from you
Pay off a gremlin to build a sentry automaton bodyguard with gatlings and her own rocket launcher to knock her offcourse with pushback from all the firepower
Let Cupid score a headshot on her in midair so she goes limp and ragdolls once she hits the ground

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>>45420360
Side step, stab her with you demon silver butterfly knife and taunt her. You can also bring her back to base for buttsex

[Anonymous No.]

>looking for a new religion
>ask Ice Queen if the Winterstown Eros church is comfy or ice
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is comfy and what is ice
>she laughs and says “it’s a good church sir”
>take a White Horn taxi to church
>its ice

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>>45420353
Not A liberal but liberal as in let some things slide and also it's understandable why he wouldn't want to invite NTR roaches into his work and they can be beyond annoying if not catered to.

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>>45419983

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419983
...you fantasize about fucking your dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420407
Use catbox, retard. Also not funny after 999999 time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420360
>Last thing anon sees before chesh airstrafes onto his cock and c-taps him into climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420415
she poops from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420306
Sabbath loving lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45415928
An average street brawl in a Mist Continent city can end with hundreds of weddings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420256
>still up
janny bows to dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416832
Slutty vampire miming a titjob to anon through his window at night in an effort to get him to let her in

[Anonymous No.]

I'm extremely horny and the start of summer over here is making it worse, specially on swimsuit season

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420407
I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I've an idea for a drawing competition to reinvigorate the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420462
I've noticed every now and again we get this retard that posts blatantly nsfw stuff for no reason, seemingly thinking it's okay to post nsfw. Just a few days ago it happened with an amazing picture and he had a whole wall of text attached.

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[Anonymous No.]

>portals opened a year ago
>get hired as Earth History teacher at new all mamono school that opened as part of the slow-roll immigration process
>notice the Hakutaku principal giving me smug looks
>Ushi Oni security guard tells me that she bets I only last a week before I end up some girl's house husband
>only have one class per day because most of the girls are daughters of diplomats and dignitaries
>full scale immigration hasn't started just yet
>first week goes by...poorly
>a few troublemakers keep interrupting class, obviously trying to taunt me
>the worst is a Hellhound who keeps putting her leg up on her desk to expose that she's not wearing panties whenever I look in her direction
>by the end of the first month I'm getting concerned with the poor grades from most of my students who are more interested in seducing me than studying
>then as I'm looking at my top scoring student's grades, it hits me
>next Monday comes around and as my students sit down to start class I stand up and call my top student forward
>the Inari looks around in confusion and points at herself
>I nod and she slowly gets up and walks to stand right in front of me
>while the whole class watches in suspense, I slowly reach my hand out...
>and I start rubbing her head while calling her a good girl for getting perfect marks on the latest test
>the beef jerky the Hellhound is chewing on falls out of her gaping mouth as her leg, resting on the desk to expose her no-pantsuness, slips and thumps onto the Ryu's tail
>the Greenworm fumbles and drops her fanny pack of tater tots
>the Lilim sort of sit-stands up from her desk and starts openly drooling
>the Vampire, who is second ranked in the class, snaps her mechanical pencil in one hand before loudly huffing and looking away
>the Ryu, momentarily distracted by getting thumped by the Hellhound, covers her face in embarrassment
>the Baphomet, who is the lowest ranked student, stands up and turns her desk around as loud as possible before sitting back down and burying her face in her arms
>the Unicorn, who spends most of her time drawing black outfits in a drawing pad, is drawing furiously while a trail of drool runs out the side of her mouth
>the Dragon keeps loudly hmphing and muttering that this is a waste of her time when she'd rather learn about valuable art from Earth history to steal
>the Wurm is busy eating Greenworm's tater tots and Hellhound's jerky while they're distracted but keeps glancing over with mouthfuls of food
>the Ratatoskr has pulled her phone out and is openly recording a video while muttering to herself with a strange look on her face
>the Ochimusha is looking away but I catch her sneaking glances every few seconds
>the Inari keeps going, "Teacher no...n-not here, it's embarrassing," but I persist
>after ten minutes I motion for the Inari to go back to her seat where she sits with a dumb look on her face for the rest of class
>as they're all leaving, I inform them that the highest ranked student at the end of each week will get praised the next Monday from now on
>thus began the Study Wars which saw every girl get praised at least four times throughout the school year
>when their mothers found out what was going on they kicked up such a fuss I was required to marry all of my students to end that whole diplomatic incident

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45420404
He doesn't have to invite. I'm coming anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on the fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420608
the fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420608
I don't see any fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420608
I won

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420608
???

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking into a vampires mansion and putting holy water into the humidifier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420618
>>45420619
>>45420666
>>45420673
Whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420484
It's must be hard to control yourself when you see a Bunyip in a cute swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420598

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420538
Super cute, I could absolutely see this happening

[Anonymous No.]

>45420733
Nice monstergirl image faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420462
``cute``

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420512
>retard that posts blatantly nsfw stuff for no reason, seemingly thinking it's okay to post nsfw
Imagine doing it for free

[Anonymous No.]

Nereid, sea slime and tritonia hold an underwater 'who cares' convention. flow kelp narrowly misses the invitation.
Charydbis was so forgotten she didn't even get invited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
I care about Tritonia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
get kelped on lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
Nereids are cute. Nothing wrong with sea succ, though I don't care for the whole drowning thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
i almost wrote a story about ms tritonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
I think about charybdis every now and then. She's so nice to let me and my scylla wife sleep on her couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>oh yeah, I had completely forgotten about this girl
What's her name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420841
Sea slime is a candidate for monster most in need of new art

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420906
Illassa. I miss the OC lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420906
The dragon newt from monster musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420906
Giant slug
Jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420909
Its okay. Just find other artists.

[Anonymous No.]

The jinko.
She destroyed her cage.
Yes YES
The jinko is out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420947
I understood this reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45416628
Why would you need heirs if you are going to live forever?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420906
Tongue umbrella lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419452
Girls are prettier when they smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419452
We already went over why asanagi got work faster than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419458
Turning all the lights in the red light district blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419452
i'm partial to the lustful smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419452
Which one is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420967
>>45420974
>>45420985
Bro that post was four hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420996
it's a good smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420996
Yes, but this is the worship thread.
Which makes it maledom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I walked up to a hag and told her I can fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421033
>"You know just what I need, anon."
>Drags you close
>smothers you in her tits.
>you start to shrink
>become engulfed in her sweater
>light fades
>"I am a mother now. I am complete. Thank you for becoming my son."

[Anonymous No.]

we are all mentally deranged schizoids high on questionable substances and deluded by erotic esoteric literature

[Anonymous No.]

wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420993
Smug, definitely smug

[Anonymous No.]

boog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421052
I'm a normie salaryman who wants to live in a world full of love and joy. I don't even particularly care for smut.
We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421056
OSHA compliant wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421109
Help, my wurm didn't comply and got stuck in the hydraulic press

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413222

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421052
I'm a lonely blue collar who prefer daydreams to real life. I did shrooms but it's doesn't make me a schizo, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421118
Is the hydraulic press okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421131
>ywn be hydraulic pressed between two wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Lims.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine showering with your hound post adventure, working shampoo into her matted chest fluff while she gives you a pawjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421118
quick! get me the wurm stretcher!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421150
also known as the Dorktide

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421150
I love lims. I love OC lims. I want more lims. You should all write more of them. And get art of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421159
All you niggas making fun of lims will get a tactical dark matter missile aimed at your place when portals happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421159
I only recognise 3 of those lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421170
What about those of us who submit to our new overlords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421164
That's a lotta tails that need yanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421164
>>45421173
I know I'm forgetting a couple of the late 2010's Lims.

Mari - Maritan's OC
Illassa - ELH
Victoria - Los
Selene - IronBeast

Who am I missing?

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>>45421181
you get kidnapped 3 years before dotr to help plan the invasion and what they'll do afterwards.
or essentially, just showing a bunch of monsters who are near to gods in power how to use a toaster and explaining what the internet is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421159
>Druella having an existential crisis

I must save her through the power of gentle, loving cuddlesex while whispering words of affirmation into her ears and cradling her head against my chest. I'll make her queen of her own Mamono Realm. I'm thinking we take over Kentucky. Then I'll indulge her corruption and harem fetishes, she obviously has both, by letting her pick out girls to corrupt into mamono who will become sister wives. Most importantly, she deserves to have at least a dozen daughterus to dote on. I will give them to her.

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>>45421198
Okay, but what if I'm too scared/pacifist to be a collaborator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421164
I'm writing a story about one but I dunno if I'd go so far as to get commissions done. Depends on how well received the story is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421194
Isn't mari (the hat one) from another fallen maiden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421208
Correct! I believe she's the only one that is technically canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Iron_Beast in here? I've enjoyed your lim, but I can't think of a colored full-portrait bit of art from any of the big artists done for her. Do none exist or is it just private?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421206
Which story, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a favorite lim? Do you like them gentle and caring? Do you like a dark angel who wants to expand the realm and "save" the humans? Do you like warriors or scholars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421262
There is no kemono lim so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421256
her waist could kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419646
>Throwing incendiaries in an enclosed space with no ventilation
Enjoy your new life as a revived burnt corpse being bidden on by single mamano nurses in the dungeon's hospital ward

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420298
>Pic
>When you walk into town and you've been sithed
You're just asking to get bullied hard by other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419480
The one on the left eats the food. The one of the right does not. You can see it in their eyes.

That said, I'm never kissing the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421243
Stinky NEET Lilim depressed because she invented a soulmate tracking orb and discovered she didn't have one who is going to get cured of her NEETness by a former NEET snatched from our world by her parents.

I delved down a bigamy storyline until I realized it didn't work and ended up going back from the beginning.

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>>45419641
>Anon takes a break at the fountain
>Pyrow immediately comes over and sits in his lap facing him
>She takes his face in her hands and starts making out with him
>Pulls down his pants and pulls his cock out and slides her panties to the side for easy insertion
>Starts riding him right there in the public square
>So heated they don't even notice when they fall into the fountain
>Keep fucking in the waist-high water

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421262
Deonora is an honorary lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421282
>Bidden
I'm going to do it again. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421262
I enjoyed Veronica, if only for pervert slime nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421262
I honestly don't like lilims that much. I prefer more comfy humble girls. The only way i see myself marrying one is if i get to know her while she's pretending to be a simple succ, or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421312
so bold!
the anti dork!

[Anonymous No.]

I’m too intimidated to approach a ‘lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421262
The whole Lilims as leaders thing is one of my favorite parts about canon. Having a species of fierce, strong leaders who also deeply love the people who live under them is top-notch. Imagine looking up to someone like an MG looks up to the lilims. Not only do you feel safe, happy, and grateful, but you actually want and look forward to serving them!
There's also every flavor of city under lilims. You can have a beautiful green realm of sunshine and rainbows, or a cozy dark realm of lewd romance. Everything in between.
There is nothing I wouldn't give to have one as my ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421341
I feel as though the best way for a dork monster to get laid is to simply take a man by surprise before he has time to react. Bordering on rape but gentler and more subdued

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421331
You don't have to marry one. What kind would you choose to be your ruler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421317
I don't remember that one. Whos OC and what was her deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421387
Dragonia's queen, not an OC or an actual Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413245
Extra fluff for extra cuddling, you could get lost in there

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Anon the best of luck in the world of Fox Politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421407
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421435
>anime ace font
RUINED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421379
Hard to say. Mainly because i don't know that many of the named ones
I would say as long as she's a fair ruler anything goes, but that's very unspecific. Most of the stories i imagine are set somewhat outside of their usual range. Stuff like villages and small towns, so definitelly a chill (not literally) Lim.

[Anonymous No.]

we must drop dark matter bombs on zipangu so their meek monsters become horny rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421449
Well Victoria is from Losenis' All's fair in Love and War. A great read if you haven't. Selene is from Ironbeasts battle mansion series. Mari isn't in any stories as far as I know, but she's like Druella-lite. I think Ilassa showed up in some stories. Don't recall, but she has a pretty expanded character.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not fall prey to zipangu hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421483
Ushi Oni will have too much competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421505
Nah she will be fine. She's also affected by the dark matter bomb and will go into maximum overdrive rape mode. Pray for her husbands pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421483
Nah, the seduce and tempt approach most monsters in Zipangu take is too valuable, and hot, to lose it to mindless rape, at least IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421521
can i at least dark matter bomb the zipangu expats?

[Anonymous No.]

What do monster girls find surprising about humans? Our difficulty getting along through our history? Our prevailing prudish beliefs about sex?

Given that monster girls are predatory in how they "marry" men how would one react if they were out minding their own business and some guy tackled them and proclaimed them married

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421534
>What do monster girls find surprising about humans?
The bloodshed most likely. People killing others over the most minor and big things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421524
Sure, lets go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421503
I will not lose to the sugar momma tanuki, I will NOT LOSE to the sugar momma tanuki. Not even if they have an inexplicable southern drawl, call me darling, and are alluringly curvy under their dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421502
>Losenis' All's fair in Love and War
I see the last chapter is incomplete. Did he stop writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421534
>Our difficulty getting along through our history?
I'd say this. They'd look at our past and present in horror and pity. After generations of utopia, the state of our species would shock them.

And we don't even need to focus on war and violence. Show them what we have replaced love with to fill the hole in our hearts. Rampant greed. Unrestrained lust for power. Cruel religions. A drive to endlessly consume and create new marvels in an effort to stave off feelings of mortality.

They'd see invasion as an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm but mediveal peasant girl in an rpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421570
Pastebin? Probably purged. Murloc has the full thing on AO3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421534
I don't think the monsters would be surprised by anything specifically. The order is made to somewhat mirror humans and how they act. I think they would be appalled by the ammount of evil, rather than any specific one.
>some guy tackled them
If they turn out to like him or that approach, they would go ``Oh, neat´´. Otherwise they would range from regecting him gently to telling him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421534
Probably the lack of concern for fellow people. Monsters seem more compassionate both for each other and humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421589
Ah, we're going into the misanthropy direction today.
>monster girls?
not today

[Anonymous No.]

What does the word 'foreclosed' do to a danuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421547
>>45421589
>>45421627
Portals when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419622
Your retard friend recocers from his lack of oxygen asphyxiation unconsciousness to find he's being carried off by a Lava-Golem who enjoyed the heat and doesn't need to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421671
Haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421673
I don't think I could handle a Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Troll please I'm stuffed, I'm full. I can't eat anymore shephard's pie... please let me go, I want to go home now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421671
Depends. The monster girls are in high demand so you need to wait at least a decade for new ones to be born.
But if every anon in the thread is happy with a sith then they happen to have a surplus and a few Sith NGOs willing to "grease the wheel" for opening portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>Poisonous? Me?
>Heavens no.
>Not poisonous.
>No poison here.
>You see I'm not poisonous, I'm ACKSHUALLY venomous.
>If I were poisonous, you wouldn't be able to eat me.
>But I have a feeling you'll be eating something very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421689
Oh boy, Miss Apophis' homemade cooking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421689
>both poisonous and venomous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421689
>The old poison/venom mistake
Know the difference, it could save your life if you meet an ushi.
why the fuck are you eating an ushi? don't bully the spooder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421689
i will not eat purple eggs and ham

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421698
>Centipede who bites and cant be bitten back
I'll take her smelly, meek, NEET millipede cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421711
More for me then. Don't mind if i do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421689
>LAVA golem?
>Uh uh, sorry, that's 5 hours of paizuri for that mistake
>You see, because you met me in this underground cavern I'm ACKSHUALLY a MAGMA golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421724
It'll be funny to cool her and watch her turn to stone.

[Anonymous No.]

so zombie, golem, or living doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421733
>zombie
>bites you
>become zombie
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421737
that doesn't happen in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421733
lava golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421741
Unless anon is a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421555
Buddy, I'm gonna be straight with you: You're going to lose to the sugar momma tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421747
why would women be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421741
I'm imagining it does. With alping even. Proper zombie apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421749
Dunno. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421733
Living doll
>she brings along her 3d-loli friend
>...
>MGCPD Detective Rata is excited that she finally gets to do the 'Law&OrderSVU' meme speech

[Anonymous No.]

I took a Rata's nuts away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421790
Wow, that's nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>wight awakes from her tomb
>or maybe lich
>needs her own kingdom
>so begins the zombie tide
>and calamity if she manages to ressuerect a dragon zombie
>that breath can turn a thousand of the living into her new zombie servants in seconds
And that's why undead outbreaks are such a worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421799
Zombie dragons will just randomly wander off and leave the army if she isn't constantly micromanaging them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421790
>Walnuts
>Peanuts
>Huff rata's tail
>Grope her melons, oranges and coconut shells

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421790
Give them back now.

[Anonymous No.]

do yetis knit their own scarves?
Maybe they share scarves with the ones they love - knitting their own segments onto friends and family's scarves.
Perhaps they only extend them after a special occasion, like getting married or having kids.
Or maybe i'm just reading too much into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421867
>shy yeti gives frozen Anon a scarf
>its made of her own shed fur she spun then knitted
>everymamono in Winterstown congratulates confused Anon on his wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421867
>How do you know immediately when you've walked into a yeti town?
>The sound of needles clicking and clacking against each other.
>How do you know 5 seconds after you've walked into a yeti town?
>The softness of the yeti currently burying her head into your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421867
>Most yetis actually just buy a scarf
>Sees anon's post
>Suddenly a lot more yetis get into knitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421945
>>45421867
With paws like theirs?!
Fat chance!
I believe in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421960
They have a really good (and patient) Arachne teacher

[Anonymous No.]

Every manlet deserves a tall mg to breed his genes out of manlethood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421118
>hydraulic press
I feel likes thsts like a super version of mating press

[Anonymous No.]

Mgs for mile high club

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421534

[Anonymous No.]

Think about how fast fairies are compared to their bodies.
Now imagine a beeg fairy (your size, maybe slightly taller)
She's gonna be faster than a cockatrice on speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421118
>the hydrailic press has a wurm shaped indent on its face

[Anonymous No.]

im starting to think there are not two, but three monsters with the op ability of cartoon logic.
chesh
bogie
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422015
>Titania blitzing around her kingdom
>Speakers playing Running in the 90's

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422031
Black harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422083
you can invoke it too anon if you've got good comedic timing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422083
wurm has the ability cartoon logic cause her faith stat is 1000000, even higher than angels and this stat can cause miracles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422031
Mere-Lizard
>in full Dragon-form takes Anon dragon-rider up to 50,000ft
>transforms back into loli-biped form
>"oops, can't convert back unless I get a big load of Anon-mana"
>freefall freefuck
>Anon achieves a fearboner at 45,000ft
>pumping wildly, leglocked, desperately trying to coom before 0 ft
>finally blows a load as the ground is rushing up
>retransformed Dragonwaifu starts heading back up to 50,000...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422129
>How to give your husband ptsd so that we will never fly on you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422136
Nothing a month long course of dr flayer making you dragon panties can’t fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419551
Every time I think of the undead cities all I can think of is something like Edinburgh, Prague, or even London with a somber hue of blue cast off by wychlight lanterns similar to Will-o'-the-Wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422146
Nah, miss flayer would probably fix the dragon as well to take better care of her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422151
>Wisp in London
A fate worse than death

[Anonymous No.]

So many girls to sample and so little time.
>>45422151
You're thinking of the incredibly typical Victorian aesthetic. Here is a rough summary of it.
https://youtu.be/ATSxw2FSHdA?t=10568

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422159
It's kind of funny how gothic horror London is less depressing than real life London.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422136
A quick googlecheck calculates Anon has about 4-5minutes to get hard, get in, and coom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422159
>tfw you get the old london welcome of a knife to the gut and wkae up undead

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahaha how do Monsters rule anything if they want to be OUR wives and marry US and give US free SEX whenever we want? Nice lie hahaha us Humans are the real rulers, we OWN this world and we OWN monster pussy, this universe bows to US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422182
>stabbed
>Alped
>and claimed
a maledom paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422188
>he doesn't remeber that undead incubi are a thing
>alps only happen if you already liked men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422182
Oi, you got a loicence for that CursedSword, mate?
>at least FogLondon only has one crazed stabber and Anon is safe if he isn't a Hag-gigolo

>...Prague...
When I think of Prague I see more blonde Kikis keeping the town spotless

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll take the Welsh dragon, Hartlepool kakuen and Lancashire alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422210
There is a Scottish monster girl I wait for already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422151
I have a similar impression. Gothic, dignified and the greatest mood lighting in all of monster territories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420407
>Normal chaos incubus in a 4mon /x/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422225
>Mana is stored in the hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422227
/x/ on 4mon gotta be pretty wild.
>There's a chaos monster inside my walls RIGHT NOW
>And it wants to make me dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422204
>>45422182
>wake up owing money to some tanuki lich who revived you, and you got either two options, work as a town guard, or as a boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422233
Just work as both and double your income. Gotta think with that Incubus grindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422233
Time to start guard maxxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422233
I choose death

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422248
As an undead incubus, that option has already been selected

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422233
>Anon:"Hey, why does this 'Town Guard' uniform have velcro tear-off pants?"
>[handrubbing] followed by [crotchrubbing]

[Anonymous No.]

id like to be called a degenerate inneed of rape correction for smoking demonic weed by a big tiddy guardian angel mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422252
No, you misunderstand. I mean I choose that cute chick with the scythe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422257
Ah, my mistake.
Please impregnate the reaper girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422256
Your rattle is in the mail, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT be defeated by any Lilim whatsoever. I will NOT be forced to join in their stinky NEET tabletop gaming groups. I will NOT be forced to become their Forever DM. I will NOT be forced to cuddle with them. I will NOT be forced to father their children. I will NOT be forced to rule over a small Mamono Realm in our world by her side. I. WILL. NOT. BE. DEFEATED. BY. A. LILIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422288
That's right. You will choose to do all those things of your own volition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422288
That's okay I'll take all those lims for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422151
>Dr Lich traps you in the lower levels of the old water works
>"Do feed Muffin for me, Anon"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw8zXPgcD78

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422279
I wasnt ready to deage this m

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422317
>deage
that's optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422306
Being used to 'feed' a lich's creations like this sounds so hot.
>Oh and honey, the safeword the ushi-lich uses is 'mommy'

[Anonymous No.]

>nun confronts me at the alter, reveals her true demonic form
>tells me my days of being a chaste priest are over and that now I will be raped
>politely inform her she can't do that in the house of the Chief God
>walk her outside
>tell her she can now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422279
>His crib is electrified so he can’t escape his angelic mama

[Anonymous No.]

remember to throw car batteries at hungry raijus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422359
I need to save some to throw into the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

i threw one at a hungry wurm, shes zooming now and has lots of cute sparkies now, is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422359
>Anon sitting in zipangu park
>Think he's about to feed the birds
>Nope
>Pulls out a bag of AA batteries
>Is soon swarmed by zap weasels
>How he doesn't get zapped is a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422256
You have to be on that ANGEL kush. None of that weak demonic stuff. This stuff was watered by angel milk blessed by Eros herself. This shit will incubise you in seconds. This shit will reveal the endless complexities of love that your angel wife/mommy feels for you. You WILLL get addicted to the angel kush.

[Anonymous No.]

Man am I glad I don't have to worry about any crazy monsters living near me. It's so safe living with my own kind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413222

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422378
i take angel dust, its preety good at allowing to both meet and fuc with the chief goddess while shes being a damn neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422393
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422393
Monster girls with former ambitions of world conquest sure do make for good housewives for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422475
evil women got that PASSION

[Anonymous No.]

high voltage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422495
made for fluff huffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422500
what does raiju fluff smell like, and is it the best chest fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422515
No that's wet cu sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422443
https://twitter.com/Emboquo/status/1665528769808060416

>>45422475
Just be careful for possible sisters, they might still be the same schemers they've always been. Just with a slightly different objective this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422369
this is good actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422488
the paizuri hole strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422165
>You're thinking of the Victorian aesthetic
I'm really not. I'm thinking of the Gothic architecture aesthetic. I cited London because it had a bit of Gothic revival at some point in its history and more people would recognize it over Edinburgh or Prague.

https://files.catbox.moe/0qj5sg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y54yrd.png

It's just like when I think of the Cat Kingdom it's pretty similar in construction and aesthetic to HP Lovecraft's Ulthar.

[Anonymous No.]

Best get rich quick class? Other than shota, thats cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422552
monster army armour trimmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422552
bloodbag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422560
>take armor
>don't give it back
>sell the armor
>run to anti-monster territory
Get owned stupid sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422552
holst rancher or wurm feeder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422552
Street rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422488
It’s funny how meeting her in Awake was basically a shitpost:
>found a cat
>took that cat around to explore the land
>broke the collar on that cat
>it was a power limiter
>suddenly BEEG busty cat woman shoves herself on you enveloping your head with her tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422608
the ol' nekomata joins you in bed trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422550
eh ,mistakes happen. I'm not a master of architecture.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to alice 1945 millions fucked born to fuck made to breed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422733
Ma'am, your mascara is running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422733
god wants you to handle snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422746
There are people watching this thread RIGHT NOW that could probably quote bible verses at you proving otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422733
my holy mother warned me about women like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422764
genesis 3:1-7
snake causing the first sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422733
I will take 3 like this and an extra large bed thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422764
yeah but i could also deliberately misinterpret two lines out of the gospels to justify touching lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422790
do it then, snake rubber

[Anonymous No.]

the only snake like monster you should be touching is wurm, god approves wurm sex

[Anonymous No.]

where can one obtain automaton monsters at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422815
 Luke 10:19
Mark 16:17–18
turns out you can step on ms girtablilu too, if she's into that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420906
>tfw I can't forget the forgotten ones because I remember them for being forgotten
Like kesaran pasaran or whatever her name was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45420947
It doesn't matter, she's not valid anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422863
touch fuzzy get dizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422851
still viewed as something bad in both quotes lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421632
I don't think anyone here is ready for just how truly empathetic monster girls really are.

[Anonymous No.]

Spank brats.

[Anonymous No.]

spank old women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422874
it wouldn't be a deliberate misinterpretation otherwise. anyway, take it up with the pentecostals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422885
Get spanked by brats.

[Anonymous No.]

Spank human men.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys there's a hebi with black lipstick and banshee eye makeup how did she know I can't resist her what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

Spank demons.

[Anonymous No.]

Spank goddesses and angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422815
>snake rubber
I prefer the term heater/daki/husband thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Spank centaurs even if you risk getting kicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422882
You're talking like they are real.

[Anonymous No.]

spank u

[Anonymous No.]

Spank cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422910
the power of Tom

[Anonymous No.]

bite monster chees

[Anonymous No.]

Spank the monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422920
no imma spank the chicken

[Anonymous No.]

Try to spank dog
She gives you the puppy dog eyes
You no longer want to spank dog

[Anonymous No.]

p'orc coming for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422927
>>45422927
the piggy will get teh spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>it's time
>jump in my car and drive straight through the nearest portal
>bee-line for Lescatie as fast as possible
>sneak into Druella's palace
>distract the guards with several laptops preloaded with porn and games as well as copious amounts of porn mags and hentai
>sneak into her office while she's looking over maps choosing where her new Mamono Realm will be built on Earth
>throw a bag over her head, tickle the base of her wings and then spank her ass before yanking her pants down around her ankles
>call her a virgin dork who can't even defend herself from a simple man like myself, T-Pose to assert my dominance and then tell her it's my palace now while I flop down into the biggest chair I can find

It'll be that simple. She will be no match for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Please tread on me" shirts being very popular with lamia.
>Some will even buy boots for men so they can leave a nice tread mark on their tail
Man these foot fetishist lamia are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422939
you can charge them extra to do that style of massage where you walk on their back

[Anonymous No.]

what if i eat roe in front of a mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422966
Mermaids eat fish. I saw it in a manga once

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422966
they eat fish too. i can't imagine they'd care all that much beyond the sheer eroticism of witnessing boy that is eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422885
Spank nice big booty lolis for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422972
>>45422974
Mermaids eating fish really is no different from humans eating other mammals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422972
>>45422974
but would it turn them on if i play with them in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422988
yeah but any action or inaction would also turn them on

[Anonymous No.]

Ive witnessed great horrors, someone please purge me

[Anonymous No.]

is it bad i wanna act like some poor monsters schizo delusion, appearing when shes alone but disappearing when others are around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423006
Flayer therapist inbound, anon. Just hold on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422996
fish are horny like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423014
turning back into a daki when cheshire's mom is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423018
>shes caught mid hump

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423033
>Living with your Cheshire wife and her Mom
>Have to be really careful because the cheshire mom thinks it's funny to pretend she is your wife and can almost perfectly mimic her, save for a single mole on her butt.
>Can't count how many times you have ended up balls deep in your wifes mom while she just laughs at having pranked you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna breed two new sub-species of Baphomets. A teenaged body breed and a Hag body breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423059
that's a satyros and a krampus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423066
The difference is these goats are going to form their own Sabbath sects. The JK sect and the Hag sect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423015
i do wonder if mindflayers can do a total mindwipe, i imagine it would take convincing for something as perma as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423076
yeah but she keeps a backup copy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422665
This is why you don't get to slay Gargoyle slizz Jimbo.

[Anonymous No.]

Satyros but she's really into coffee instead of wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423076
I'd assume they could, but definitely wouldn't except for extreme circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423086
Imagine Mindflayer Storage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423127
would you like to load a previous state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422996
>Merrow is really turned on by you
>No matter how mundane the activity
>One day you notice her
>She becomes visibly excited
>You walk up to her
>She starts masturbating
>"excuse me"
>faster
>"..Are you OK?"
>...
>EVEN FASTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413288
Aww, cute
>>45413384
What have you done, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413222

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423177
hit her with the "Do you want some help"
she'll faint and yu'll get to leave without tasting tuna twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423189
Lizzard (fire)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423203
poledancing is a legitimate combat style

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423203
her halberd is dum and she will lose grio of it easy due to the extra points on the axe blade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423230
anon casts rape

[Anonymous No.]

Smol elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423192
>She wakes up in your house
>Gets excited all over again while you take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>45423374
Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Love me heckhound wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422015
Manlets don't deserve to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423421
I could break that bitch in half like a twig

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423421
Firefighter wife spoils her husband letting him get into her firetruck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423431
it's really neat that women are taller than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423358
>>45423374
Sorry but she's too late with that design for me

[Anonymous No.]

What will you do when she corners you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
Something is very wrong with this cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
pick her up and hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423421
Every arsonist needs a fire hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
Cum inside her, that will subdue her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422669
dont do that please

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshtily cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421867

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
push away gently. fuckin weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423591
MISS YETI BE CAREFUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423591
what is she planning???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423628
few can discern a yetis dark intent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419660

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423449
Boning in the drivers seat! The other monster girl firefighters having to deal with the lingering smell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423474
Does she lactate chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423652
Her small breasts couldn't lactate a puff of smoke. This is why Sabbath are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423591
>Yeti noticing anon knitting a scarf
>starts hyperventilating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
>some lunch to go
Oh. OH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
>You can't just pick me up and take me somewhere else!
quote from man who was picked up and taken somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423661
You simply haven't found the right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
Surrender, salacious slithering serpent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423675
Even that fat goat couldn't make more than a cup of milk. I want gallons! This is why hags will always be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
>this is the fate of all men in MGC
What are the housing prices of MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423717
Depends on if you're ok with a room in the infinite love hotel or you actually want a yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423717
generally around 100-150 liters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423712
OK, OK, OK. Hear me out.
Gotes with...
1
2
3
4 boobs.
That's right--MULTIBOOBED MAMONO!
We're through the looking glass, people! This is the next thing!
>Beastgirls with accurate boob and nipple counts.
>Shogs who are literally infinitely fractal boobs.
>Miss Lich's stitched together zombies with convenient BACK boobs so you have something to play with during a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423720
>"Ah, here we are. Good ol' ∞/22+13"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423737
Multiboob is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423737
Extinguish the continuation of your life on a blade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The foxes have learned to fly. God help us.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to own a weed shop/bakery with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423776
The only thing that makes a snek better is dying her funny colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423800
>paint wife
>life good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423643
Damn sneks. Can't trust em

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423848
>snack robbery
oh no...my beer and spicy chips....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423887
Don't worry monsters are lightweights and can't handle alcohol or spicy food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423848
Anon! Just look into these eyes and tell me she's not completely trust-able! They don't have any sinister intentions!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

A Kikimora, but she acts like a haughty, spoiled ojou-sama complete with drill hair and the signature laugh while still being a loyal and dutiful maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423899
Source? SauceNAO, Google, and Ascii2d all give me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423921
@MomDadImSorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423896
>find your snacks robbed
>walk around the corner
>snek is drunkenly trying soothe her spicy mouth by drinking from your sink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423932
>drinking from your sink
ah, a woman of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423932
Beware the spicy kiss

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423955
ms ghoul got a thing for the carolina reapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423956
pic related is perfect
or in better words, as long as she can boob hat me she is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423956
>Audible sloshing

[Anonymous No.]

>out at the park just going on a walk to clear my head
>hear someone clear their throat behind me
>turn around and come face to face with a pack of canine girls
>Fox
>Anubis
>two Werewolves
>Kobold
>Kikimora
>Hellhound
>wait that second Werewolf is actually a Raiju
>and...is that a Lilim wearing fake wolf ears and a fake tail?
>Hellhound clears her throat again
>"Run"
>oh shit
>make it a quarter mile before I'm dragged to the ground and thoroughly molested before the Hellhound pushes the girls off me
>she leans down and gets an inch away from my face
>she's so excited her breath is almost steaming hot against me
>"RUN"
>end up chased and molested all night long until I finally make it inside my house just at the crack of dawn
>flop down into my bed exhausted but thankful I survived with only a bit of hardcore petting
>hear the door swing open and feel the blanket thrown off of me
>unable to keep up with the speed they move at as they quickly strip me down and launch their assault
>face is buried under ass and fur as I feel hands roaming all over before a blazing hot mouth assaults my manhood as paws grasp my hips and force me to thrust
>only manage to take control of the situation two hours later when, for a moment, an ass is removed from my face to make way for another and I start my own assault
>copious amounts of head pats, belly rubs and good girls are deployed which puts them all on the defensive
>take my revenge for the assault I have suffered thus far
>by the time we're done it's night time again
>collapse trapped underneath the pack who all try to get as close as possible to me
>entire room smells like sweat and sex
>so tired I fall asleep almost immediately
>wake up to the smell of breakfast being cooked by Kobold, Kikimora and TotallyAWerewolfLilim as the others cling to me

Don't go to the park unless you want to be claimed by a pack. Especially now that we're in Fox season. Get one horny Fox in a pack of girls and they all become extra horny. If you want those kinds of girls though, now's the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423970
Black lace on pure white skin is the best

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna point a real gun (not demon silver loaded but REAL bullet loaded) at the big mean Salamander and tell her to leave me alone or else I'll shoot her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424151
>she catches the bullet between her teeth and then fucking chews it up and eats it
>says it was "tasty"
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424185
Collapse into a fetal position and beg her not to hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

If you make burg, they will come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424235
What if I make meatloaf? I make a kick ass bacon wrapped meatloaf. What do I get then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424273
meatloaf is disgusting, why would you do that to meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424293
Trash taste detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424065
>go for a walk on a beautiful day
>half a dozen kitsunes jump you out of the snow screaming to have kids
Its always some god damn species in heat.
Of course the truth they dont want you to know is they're all always in heat, seasons are a lie they wont-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45419467
>>45419485
what manga is this from? SauceNao isnt helping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424065
Or just bring a rifle. Mag dump those cunt Boston style

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by taking me to the warm, humid climates of Vice City?

[Anonymous No.]

>play TF2
>See flamethrower
>Become obsessed with it
>Now daydream are plagued with me using one and setting ablaze myself at the end
>It's always some cringe edgy shit
>Feel ashamed
>I still like those fantasies
Why am I like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424416
my brother u can fuck living fire in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424470
I'm gonna have sex with flame atronarch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424470
I'm not interested if fire can't hurt me. It's so retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424525
wanting to die is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424525
I think you need a mindflayer to repair your brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424543
Yes, that's what I meant
>>45424551
They're terrifying. I would behave and hide rather than being send to those horrors. Give me black nekomata with the funny name instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423663
>look at that subtle off-white color
>the tasteful thickness of the wool
>oh my god, it even has pom poms
>”Yeti is something wrong? You have heart pupils”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424577
Impressive. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want aloof 10 meter long anaconda Lamia gf that is in 3 rooms at one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424543
>undead incubi btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424408
>ywn have a zombie gf to drive while listening "Out of Touch" while looking to the sunset
Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

How mad would a hag be if you paizuri'd her tits while she was sleeping and woke her up with the cumshot because you accidentally poked the tip through at the last second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424577
Well played

[Iron Beast No.]

none exist, Im broke most of the time so I dont really have comm money
sorry for the late reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422151
>Banshees getting scraped off of Prince's street after Hogmanay

[Iron Beast No.]

>>45424708
was meant for >>45421232

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423907
dangerous levels of smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424708
I enjoy your work, thanks for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Genki speedster wyvern what cannot help but belt (she's an okay singer but it's her enthusiasm that really sells it) mangled jrock engrish.
>FRYING INTO FREEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424873
Too many words, are you saying that I will listen her music on the radio when I drive fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424884
No, but if you are in her presence and going fast you WILL hear karaoke. And pretty decent karaoke too.

[Anonymous No.]

>come home
>mirror broken and hebi wife has a bunch of small cuts on her
>says she just "tripped and fell"
uhhhh, I think my white snake has autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425010
Time to band her wound and scold her. Feel likes dealing with a broken 3D, correction is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>Move into mamono-friendly town
>Expect cute succs and flirty holstaurs at the farmer's market
>Mostly just get catcalled by homeless goblins all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425044
>ugly western goblins
Yeah I'm heading for the next town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPBfaS9U5c
>This blares over the horizon 24/7
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422515
Like girlcum and mtn dew voltage stains

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425128
See I think it is more likely to smell like fish and battery acid.

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to popular belief amongst many folks, holst and mino doesn't taste like beef at all. P'orc meat doesn't taste like pork. So on and so forth. These ideas are completely false, so don't go attempting to raise these monster girls for meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425181
Guro is forbidden anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425181
I’m guessing you ate them before you monster, I knew there was some true Wendigos still left out there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Call hag bar
>"Hi, yeah have you got a Seymour Butts?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
Careful, anon. You don't know what they'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
>I'm looking for a Crepidag, first initial D
>HEY EVERYONE, IS THERE A D CREPIDAG IN HERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
>Do you know if my friend Mike is there? His last name is Hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
>>45425316
What are they gonna do to the boy who keeps prank calling the hags?

[Anonymous No.]

The boy who cried hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425181
Lies and slander. You should eat out p'orc every day and get your daily fix of bacon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
>>45425316
>>45425330
>>45425349
>>45425355
>I'll find you, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425044
the problem of western goblins is that they defy rules. japanese goblinu are proper loli with proper pettapetta chest, while wesgob claim to be goblin but their boobies act in a hob way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425355
>Chesh hag tricks him
>Teleports him to the hag bar in happy hour
>Stands on table and holds him up by scruff of neck in front of all of the hags (varying states of drunk)
>"Nya, this is the little scamp who kept calling miss satyros rude things, what should we do with him?"
>"REHABILITATION"
>"HUG HIM"
>"I WANNA *BURP* PINCH HISSH CHEEK"
>*Drunk dark mage noises*
>Satyros MILF barkeep (single) intervenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425375
Wut? I like west gob because I like shortstacks and tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425398
Easy, anon just have to scream like an ape and throw shit around . They will let him flee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425293
I will go to a hag bar and slap fattest hag butt and ask her if she wants a drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425398
MILF satyros will keep him safe from the hags

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to the bad end bar and look for the loneliest, most depressed hag. Wonder who it will be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425491
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45421159
druella's self awerness is funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45423421
I'm 100% I can measure the hip shoulder ratio here and come up alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425584
Hag anons are for energetic zoomer pyrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425648
Everyone keeps dogging on that anon's wan comms, but what if his waifu is just a hellhound alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425648
but alps have big whore hips, being the not so closet slut they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425708
Hag anons are for energetic and lustful loli mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>hag anons
Ojii-sans, you imbeciles.

[Anonymous No.]

>haggers
>haggy
>hago
>hagmeister
>haggins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425844
Geezers when you speak English.

[Anonymous No.]

>summon djinn
>ask for a hag wife since you have several mommy issues and want someone to pamper you
>you get a 2 meter tall titania wife
>but she acts like complete child
>first thing she does is wanting to play tag with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425844
>Ojii-sans
b-but i wanted my qt mm daughterwaifu to call me papa!

[Anonymous No.]

zestyshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425880
Geezers are for Gazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425882
You must pamper her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425889
~woosh Curse of Fatherhood
no daughterwife for you degenerate, only wholesome family

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425896

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425935

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425916
i'm gonna complain to the nearest bapho syndicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425916
>no daughterwife for you
>curses him to have several instead
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

Wholesome family time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425954
sorry but this is a divine curse from the minor god of fatherhood, you'll need to take your complaint to the heavenly bureaucracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425977
That's going back a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425991
Lost Brother of Eros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45413288
>When you ask hatter how she gets her tea when it doesn't grow in wonderland
>When you ask hatter what she was doing in the mist continent a century ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425977
how lewd, you can tell back then mgq was a bigger influence for this thread than mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426022
I feel that that sort of god would have hitched his wagon to Eros a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425935
Imagine blocking those cat in a corner and petting them just in between of their ears for 5 minutes before leaving to buy more booze at the Konbini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426046
I'm sorry mick, but that screencap is from another board. Better luck next time with your schizo crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45425866
>Hagonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426097
i'm not the schizo and there was no illwill in my post. after all in 2012 mge was still barebones in terms of lore and mm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426034
Bongs are devilish creature. Do you want an another croissant or maybe a pain au chocolat today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426034
Hatter when you ask her why she has such a big fat butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426034
>Hatters turned the cat kingdom into their tea farm for some years because they got the kots addicted to catnip.

[Anonymous No.]

Post something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426348
something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426348
bake a new bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426391
We wait until this one expires retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426391
I'm gonna breed bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426391
Go ask troll for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426401
nobody follows this rule. you cripple yourself for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426409
We all follow that rule. Don''t try to gaslight anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426409
Everybody for the this entire thread's lifetime here except raidfaggots trying to subvert us have followed that rule, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426409
No we preserve culture and follow our rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426416
but simp generals and vtubers do not. if both limits are reached there's no point to kill the thread for a dumb self-imposed rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426391
I got your new bread right here, pal!
https://files.catbox.moe/xf0uz1.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426431
Fuck off. No is no, it's a tradition and a rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426431
We are not other generals, and we have existed without dying following that rule. Stay in line, or go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426438
very tasty and yummy!
>>45426441
monke behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to become really obvious why the last few threads have had some autistic retard dumping dozens of images of dull chink gatcha art again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426448
>Wtf anon, why are you not behaving like chimps and don't respect your board
>No... You're a filthy ape for keeping a tradition, quick destroy everything
That's you and I don't like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426456
Yeah, also catbox is a thing, we can still pics. It's so tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426466
monke see, monke do. that's your reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426476
And also the base of our civilization. Feel free to shit in your bed if you want to be against the rules/tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9017590

I love Salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426431
I don't care how much those subhumans spam and shit all over this board, that's not what we do, if you don't like it then go join one of their spam threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426536
This, we had this argument 1,5 year ago already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426554
And we will continue to have them, because some people can't and or don't want to adapt.
Now, lets go back to our regularly scheduled monster girl discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you join the Mamono resistance against globhomo? Free guns and hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426571
I cannot express how much I want to impregnate a Holstaur.
https://files.catbox.moe/98bqc0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426531
I don't. I hate them.
That's why I keep raping them. Because I hate them. Unfortunately she's into hate fucking so I don't know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426609
Pregnant 'taur spills her milk everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426609
>>45426670
I enjoy touching cows. Milky cow, smart cow, strong cow, and spider cow are all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426700
Every mamono can be a cow if you breed her enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426670
That's what her husband's mouth is for.
>>45426700
Same, cows are peak monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426704
Come to think of it are there any cow monsters from mythology that haven't been used yet? The only ones I can think of are the ophiotaurus and that weird metal bull thing that D&D thinks gorgons are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426720
catoblepas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426720
You have Egyptian mythology cow Hindu mythology cow babylonian mythology cow Persian cow and also there's bunch of minor cows in greek mythology like white raping cow toxic breath cow cow made of bronze

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if portal open and mamonos selected us as ambassadors, bodyguard and advisers. It would be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426843
That's too much responsibility. I just want to hang out with my eldritch spider wife doing eldritch spider things and trying to remember to disable voice chat in games before her mouth gets us banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426773
>we didn't get apis mamono when desert region
Boo

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378/status/1731307938839753180?s=20
hungry manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426868
Even if you have to appear on tv once with a balaclava mask to explain why your wife is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426868
I want to talk with a atlach nacho if only to hear all the fun new slurs she can come up with for my race

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426892
Gag the mean spooder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426843
i'm uh, emotional support. like a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426843
>tfw i get chosen as the wurm princesses handler/ tard wrangler
>due to how much i love wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426622
Stupid firelizards, why are they so rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426949
it's plap or be plapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426955
The monster world is a doggy dog place

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426955
>Lose to a salamander
>She starts dry humping you
I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls with bakanyuu, just some real giant badonkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427011
some calcuim cannons, some heavy sloshers, milk tanks, some massive udders, some huge ass boobies, some serious mommy milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427003
I doubt you can consider that dry humping, considering how wet mgs get and how they seem to not have any concept of underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426877
The very hangry manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427032
>be in public in MGC
>hear constant dripping whenever you're next to monsters
>the floor is always slightly slippery
>if you take public transport, nearly every seat will have a puddle on it
>there's a constant, musky background scent
w e t

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427011
>>45427029
If they don't completely muffle the outside world when I stick my head between them then they're too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427047
ew.....
i dont wanna have to wear rubberized clothes when I go out so I don't get wet from those liquids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427047
good luck washing kraken ink out of your clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427047
I wonder how common public fingering is in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427055
But when you stick your head between massive mamono milkers you hear things like you would be under water (milk)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427072
what's your proximity to a raiju?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427080
She's already inside my bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427047
>Your MG boss come to talk to you
>Nothing special, just a bit of talking about the reports and performance
>Takes a while
>She leaves
>There's a massive puddle where she stood now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427089
i guess you're good then. that wouldn't count as being in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427072
Considering teleportation exists, public transportation is used as a speed dating bar and for public sex. Of course, none of this is stated anywhere, so touristsa and new residents, especially men, are encouraged to take the public transport, before getting immediatly harassed and or raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427106
Imagine going to MGC for a vacation, taking a train, realizing there's only monster girls there and suddenly you start hearing some very wet sounds coming from them and you can't see their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427126
i'd give them a disgusted look for not at least doing that stuff at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427139
>They take you home with them
>Forces you to watch as they finger themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427126
>one of them forcefully grabs your wrists and starts touching her body with your hands
maybe they just want that authentic molester experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>45426720
There's probably a ton. I know one from the carribean called the rolling calf, it's basically a hell cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427148
still gonna give a look as if i were looking at trash
>tfw its super m monster that's love that look

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427126
Just imagine the ammount of hags getting into a ttrain in the morning hoping a young man enters it and starts groping their heavy curves. There is probably a section just specifcally for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to your aparatament
>on they way back you meet the neighbour mamono who lives on floor above you
>you go to bed
>next day morning your apartament is flooded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427208
Phew, good thing I know my buddy will let me stay at his place for a while!

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up to some monster using your face to get off
>can't even open your eyes due to the femcum on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>story is at OVER 9000 words now
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427208
Anon, monstergirls get wet. If your appartment flooded it was her sabotaging your plumbing so that you have to move in with her for the time.
Create a problem and sell the solution. I bet she's a Danuki hag, or a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

That's just disgusting and would make me puke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424708
Well, that's no good friend. Are there any artist you like in the $50-75 range? Or failing that, going half in on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427047
Hazmat suits are required to use public transport. MGC is truly a shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427263
Just have some plantgirl instead of cummies you get her nectar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427281
You made it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427279
>>45427047
Personally, I would go from seat to seat, licking up the puddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427287
You make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427292
You don't have to partake, just means more for me.

[Anonymous No.]

would cockatrice pussy taste like chicken?
when you eat her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427305
>got a pussy of chicken. wanna do it?

[Anonymous No.]

So if an older writefag wanted to participate in the writing contest, do we mark our stories with the same [FC23] as everyone else even though we're in a different category?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427319
They are a tournament this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427327
I don't know, I just know that new people and old people have their own classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427319
Correct. At this point I am very familiar with most of you and will separate as needed. I'll be posting the categories before we vote, so you'll all have a chance to voice any concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427340
Okay. I'm looking forward to finishing soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, when is the deadline?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45424708
>>45427277
Just want to add: hit me up on @murlocsabound. I've got the contest to pay for, but I'd love to help out sometime in February-March.

[Anonymous No.]

Also don't bother with it fr*g, no one wants to read your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427347
December 31st
If you don't have an AO3 account, you need to make one NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427364
Wait, how long does it take to make one? I'd assume it's just email comfimation, so at MAX a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427359
True, you will be automatically disqualified.
>>45427377
Between 15 days and a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427377
A couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427381
>>45427383
Oh shit. There is a fucking queue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427381
>True, you will be automatically disqualified.
Francophobia? On MY /mgt/??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427388
Well anon, what can I tell you? You can either keep asking us about it or you can go make your account now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427388
Correct. Which is why I reminded you and told you that multiple times, haha. If a bunch of you decided to be silly wurms and not make your account despite the reminders, I will consider an alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

which girl is softer
american p'orc, english p'orc, or french p'orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427391
Yes, trolls won't be allowed, same for Mick, nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427406
Anon, it's an anonymous website. I couldn't exclude people even if I wanted to. If they write within the rules of the contest, they will get to be part of the vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427405
American P'Orc. I saw many of them in the new Grand Theft Mamano trailer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427417
It's easy to recognize the fr*g. Please make sure that him or Mick can't participate. We don't need more drama this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427418
what about the other two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427421
Well if he doesn't write something blatantly troll I or anyone else wouldn't be able to tell and there's no issue. Stop worrying about it.

I mean, do I really KNOW that every submission isn't Magus and the army of writefairies he keeps chained up in his basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427421
Why the fuck are you so worked up about frog, I don't get it. His schizoposts about suicide are annoying but it's done out of retardation rather than malice and he fucks off when called out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427437
Why are you defending this subhuman?

[Anonymous No.]

I will write story about milk

[Anonymous No.]

>Rips off mask
>gasp
>"Magus_Anon?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427457
then he opens his mouth and goes
>hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

p'orcs cuddle better than yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427457
every author is Magus in various trenchcoats
>please Mr. Magus we're so hungry...
>back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427450
Is any of this real? I've not known murlocs to be so excited to talk about everyone he's gonna disqualify.
I don't even know if the french guy is even fucking real, seems totally manufactured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427437
Don't allow a known troll and vermin in, we will call him out easily since it's a retard ESL but make sure to not let this faggot create more drama.
>>45427450
Why do you hate Mick? Same reasons also french are the worst and shouldn't be tolerated anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427472
Fuck off, faggot. This is just part of eroding imageboard culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427471
Murloc is a wholesome guy. It's one of the spergs trying to make drama. Just report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427471
>I've not known murlocs to be so excited to talk about everyone he's gonna disqualify.
Follow the post chain, it's the usual anti-frog megasperg trying to get his nemesis disqualified, not murloc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427463
Fuck it, that's fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427492
p'orcs are pink, softer, and warmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427498
Quit while you're ahead boyo or the snuggle squad gonna be knocking on your door for some struggle cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427502
noce try, im under 40 american p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427484
Not him, we just want to avoid more drama. Last year wasn't good because of bad actors like fr*g. Disqualifying them from the start is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427506
That's a lethal dose of American p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427515
sounds like you have a skill issue, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427506
that's a lot of MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427509
The thing is there is nothing preventing them from making a new account and uploading garbage. The stories are sorted by their contents, not who publishes them. If Magus uploaded a piece of Star Wars fanfiction for our contest it would also get disqualified.
At least i hope we have some quality control.

[Iron Beast No.]

>>45427357
i need my money more for blogshit reasons atm, ill show if i have a guy in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427509
Mick and his submission had literally zero impact last time and was rightfully ignored, IIRC he got zero votes or just one from himself. All the drama was from crossposting bunker schizos because one character was a nog, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day things get a little cliquier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427530
>>45427550
Just make rule to forbid the fr*g from participating, not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427550
Yeah, don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427423
French P'Orc is wild boar
>>45427437
Yes, because I'll be there and I'm older than Magus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427551
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427551
It's just an anon looking to start shit. Report & Ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427600
Last year there were no rules and no calls to disqualify people for bad faith.
Even the lilim story never had that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427530
If we tell you who is the fr*g will you ban him from the votes? Yes or no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427525
as a man should enjoy, not those thin twigs but big meaty p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427583
>wild boar
ew, i liek domestic p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427629
Isn't the Hpork based on a wild boar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427636
ye, i like pinkk p'orcs better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427612
Yes, we will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427651
everyone should have to verify their identity to enter.

[Anonymous No.]

If I get a harem of automatons, I'm going to name them after decepticons. Way cooler than those lame autobots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427549
>>>45427636
Sweet. You've been here forever dude. Selene (and you) deserves something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427680
Did you misquote that second one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422171
Wild that in Victorian London a single guy killing five prostitutes was notable enough to send the entire city into a panic. Now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427705
I did. I have three keyboards in from of me and my brain is having trouble keeping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427673
But do they transform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427736
I always wanted to fuck a fighter jet

[Anonymous No.]

i want obese monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427752
That's your role to fatten your mamono wife after marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427752
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427778
need fat wife to fuck and sleep on

[Anonymous No.]

I hate fatfags. I hope all fatfags get vored so that they become the fat that they love so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427788
That's not good for your back anon. You need nice, toned abs for that proper support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427802
Feels like sleeping on granite, cold hard and not comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427800
It seems there's been an up tick in them...or maybe they were always here and I didn't notice.

[Anonymous No.]

What if monster wife is an instrument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427788
plushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427800
t.jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are already normlafag shit adding /d/ stuff is only way to make them based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427828
There is a whole range of monster girls, KC calls them tsukumogami, that are objects given life by mamaono mana. So if an instument is especially well taken care of by its user, then it is entirely possible for it to become a monnster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427847
My cait sith wife is plenty disturbing enough on her own. Even if vaporeon is starting to go mainstream and change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427849
So would you date a violin girl, a sax girl, or a trumpet girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>be executioner in radical order city
>do a good job, always take care of my tools
>now my guillotine has tits and wants to fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427862
The head is to die for, and she can remove foreskin for free without pain as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427859
If it's about instruments, then i'm already taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427832
She can't keep getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427877
By whom? The whore, the guitar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427880
A bass.
Also, the fact that guitars are popular doesn't make any individual one a whore.

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>>45427550
I'm glad my new stuff is so much more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427886
It takes all, it is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>crippling urge to poast yetis
ROLLOVERROLLOVERROLLOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427918
Poast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427918
Here
https://files.catbox.moe/o4nxp5.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I need a yeti!
I need a yeti to hug through the night!
She's gotta be big, and she's gotta be soft, and she's gotta be loving and bright!

[Anonymous No.]

get ursel potbellied p'orc g, much better than a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti vore

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti paws on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427918
You should learn how to type in English before flooding the thread with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

It rubs the yeti fluff on its skin or else it gets huggled again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427958
Not known for it. Read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427969
You really worked up over a typo? And I posted it and >>45427969
What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427983
Just don't go skiing around them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427984
damn it
>>45427943

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427983
>not knowing non lethal vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427943
cute

[Anonymous No.]

The usual leech is angry about the writing contest and throwing in all the bait again, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428006
Why did you need to post this? Why can't you just report and ignore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428017
Because the real problem is the guy who aggressively tries to drive out everyone he doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are boogs so unpopular in this thread? Our arthropod girls need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428056
Mantis used to be popular. Haven't seen content with her in a long time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428056
bugs are vile creatures that don't care about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428056
Because I ate all ze bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45427651
>>45427530
Can you tell me why I get disqualified if I" get found out"? I won"t spurg about it and can understand that you don't want more clowning around the writing contest but It feels unfair and I'm not sure if it's true. Sorry for bringing this back but I was at work until now.

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>>45428092
As you said, we don't want a repeat of last year. You have proven yourself to a bad actor and someone that will only bring negativity to the contest. You're free to write and share your work here but you won't be included. Don't take it badly but it's better for everyone.

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>>45428059
Mantis probably had a couple of devoted anons who liked kuudere, who now don't post actively here, if at all.
It a bit of a shame honestly. I find the contrast between hard chiting and soft skin very fascinating, and antennas betraying their real emotions is always really cute.

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>>45428092
Anon. It's anonymous. Write a real story and nobody will be able tell who it belonged to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428118
They're adorable. Checked the mega and I was right. used to be tons of art of her. I agree with you, likely just anons who moved on.
It's a shame to see nice girls become forgotten like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428092
It's the mick pretending to be murlocs and sayig shit because he's assblasted, the real murlocs said the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

be a knight to pretect the softness of you dark mage wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428115
I see. Thanks for giving a clear answer. More time for vidya I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428059
>>45428118
There's a Mantis in my story. I like the way you can't read her face but have to look for other tells of her state of mind, like twitching antennae.

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>>45428138
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, stop pretending to me. Anyone is welcome to participate. It's anonymous. I won't be able to tell who you are if you're new. Don't write a shitpost and nobody will know.
If anyone wants to talk to me one on one hit me up on twitter.

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>>45428147
The one I'm writing for the contest. It's not about a Mantis but she's in it and cuts a man's belt to drop his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428134
https://files.catbox.moe/4wv2mb.jpg
She likes that idea, even if she doesn't need protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428155
May the writefairies bless your work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428150
I think this is one of the rare cases where using a trip is justified and you should start using one to strop local pests and schizos from making a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428155
Cute. Nice to see them get some love again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428137
>>45428150
See, you're trying to samefagging to get pity point. That's why we don't want any of your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428174
I don't know how, lmao. I'll try and figure it out later for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428056
sorry, lizard brain doesn't like the boog bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428170
All I really need to do is focus, chief.
I'd have written this last month but decided to participate in NaNoWriMo and that took all of November
>>45428176
There's also one in here, named after the kuudere from Muv-Luv.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47960785

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>>45428115
oh fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428189
https://www.4channel.org/faq#sectrip

You just put yournickname##supersecretpassword in the name field

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428197
Thanks anon. Been awhile since I read anything from Alp. Some cute cuddlebug fluff is just what I need.

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>>45428189
I don't think trips are the solution. Any sane human being would be able to see which answer is the genuine one. Trips almost always just lead to targeted harrasment. I at least am very sceptical when someone says i should part with anonymity here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428213
This whole thing was a bad idea from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428213
It would be just for verifying authenticity of contest-related posts, nothing more. Some butthurt faggots are trying to derail it and I believe it will only get worse as as we approach the conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428213
Fair points. At this point everyone should know where they can ask me directly if they aren't sure.

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>>45428150
I'm getting gaslighted or I'm retarded. I feel like it's better if I don't write anything for the tournament. Even if I'm not "found out" it will be a witch hunt and several anons don't want to see me. Sorry for the mess. I will try to post something next year instead.

[Anonymous No.]

How about we talk about which MGs would be best in a girl-band instead?

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>>45428240
Yeah, but they could also just make a different trip with the same name and then the anons organizing it would need to put those trip somewhere verifiable for all to know(twitter, AO3). And at that point they might as well just write the rules of the contest there, instead of using the trips.
>>45428248
Exacly.
Also thanks for organizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428260
Siren for vocals, Gandhavara on lead guitar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428250
No one will read it. Don't bother or even better rope yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428261
Thanks friend. Maybe writing it on twitter?AO3 isn't a bad option next year.
Now who's your pick for drummer? >>45428260

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>>45428275
>Now who's your pick for drummer?
Depends on what genre.
Want a grrovy feel? Kakuen
Want a more technical style? Automaton
Or maybe a slime for overly complicated drum fills, literally imposible for any other mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428268
God I fucking love this "community."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428250
>Shit up the thread
>Sperg out when no one want to read your shit
White flag monkey can't learn anything. Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428304
You aren't here usually if you don't know how much this piece of shit is a nuisance. His death would be a blessing for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428313
I'm really glad to know that instead of being an outlier this is actually the ideal state of the mge fan according to KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428322
You're not much better Mick but at least you're not french

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428306
What did he write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428344
Shitposts in the thread, nothing on AO3 or I haven't found it out yet. It's better if he never starts, we don't need more cancer on AO3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428295
Good choices. I'd go with a scylla or kraken. All those extra limbs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428250
No one cares, kys.

[Anonymous No.]

sex on the beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428408
I'm more of an Mojito guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428408
romantically? in public maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428408
While a merrow watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428408
Seems like a good way to get a sunburn.

[Anonymous No.]

Does energy drain have some sort of hangover? Like if you shoot 90% of your energy in your succubus wife, what kind of state would that leave you in? Exhausted, or something more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428250
Don't and give up you're annoying
>>45428344
Something about a mech, really cringe

[Anonymous No.]

literal succubus thats only appeared a few volumes seems like a better character and less of a "sex sells" cash grab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428448
Oh, is he the 40k mech fic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428444
You shoot 100% and you either die or are left a useless baby at level 1. I prefer the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428465
Yes, should tell you enough about why everyone hate this vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428465
It's not about 40k, it's inspired by just one concept for a healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428507
Well, is it finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428507
Still shit and not welcomed. Read the room and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428444
Energy drain has similar affects as a thyroid issues: intense lethargy, high fatigue, anxiety, and tremors.
It's why succubi consider aftercare so important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428518
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428513
No, I don't have a lot of motivation and have a lot of difficulty with writing dialogues

[Anonymous No.]

south american wonderland.....
subby tacokat wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428537
I can imagine writing anything on the angle it's for the thread would be demotivating on account of the thread hating you. Or at least one really hardcore dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428537
Dialogue is hard and takes a lot of practice. Some good advice given to me was to imagine your character with the voice of someone else and write like they would speak. Like imagining Dr. House if you have a snarky narcissist or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428537
Kek, can't even write something. Pathetic attention whore
>>45428546
Nice samefagging, cry me a river
>>45428554
Can you stop giving attention to the vermin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428537
Dialogue is difficult, but practice makes perfect. With motivation it's hard to say. Sometimes i start by reviewing notes, or doing some tangntially related thing before, or just simply staring at the last sentence reminiscing about what i have written until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428563
Thanks for the input, puuyo. How goes the battle to make AO3 only allow approved mge fanfics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428546
I lay in the bed I made but yes doesn't help
>>45428554
>>45428565
Thanks, I try to "copy" writefags way to write them but it feels weird. I will find my foot one day but it's taking too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428543
that is an interest combination? Does the tacokat call everyone "hun"?

[Anonymous No.]

>45428595
Kill yourself, unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428595
>Thanks, I try to "copy" writefags way to write them but it feels weird
Dude, that's 50% of what I write. You'll get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428604
South American, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired at work, and thought of a cute scenario, so I ask the thread this:

Which mg would have the biggest reaction to someone accidentally sleeping on their shoulder on the bus/train? Alternatively, how would your favorite respond?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, to all the aspiring writefags. I enjoy all of your stuff, as long as I can feel that love in It. I know It's hard, I only ever wrote a short neetspider greentext myself but I also know for a fact that just doing things totally counts as grinding the skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428717
>Shy bunyip instinctively brings you in a tail wrap but doesn't know what to do, she misses her stop and you bring her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428727
Unless your are the frog obviously, forgot that part

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428717
>biggest
That depends. Something like a salamander would make a huge fuss about how you are invading her personal space and that you now have to duel in order to apologize for your actions.
Or something like a vampire would go all himedere on you, trying to accuse you of making them unmarriable because of that one phyisincal contact, and that you have to take responsibility and marry her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428727
Your kind words do not go unheard. Somewhere an art fairy stirs from her sleep, feeling a renewed sense of purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragonnewts like to plot and set men up with unmarried dragonewts
imagine having a dragonewt as a stepmom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428727
Thanks for saying this friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428739
I heard fr*g hates when people draw cait sith. True story.
Cait sith/lilim hybrid when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428717
>blushing succ
>>45428733
too cute anon

[Anonymous No.]

! !

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>>45428717
>Her head feels heavier than It looks
>Is It the horns?
>I look around but all the seats are taken. We're both just standing in the middle of the bus, swaying gently to sides
>Except that I am holding to the railing and her only support seems to be my arm
>A huge spider lady, covered with dark fur and simple robes for clothes. God, her appendages are thick
>Cute paper thing, covering her eye though. Is that a heart shaped paperclip?
>She now nibbles into my arm a bit
>...ow
>SHE'S WAKING UP
>SHE'S STARING AT ME
>OH GOD SHE'S STARING AT ME LIKE A HALF CONSCIOUS PUPPY, WHAT DO I DO
>... She's panicking now
>...Cute blush
>"If you're hungry, wanna go eat something together?"
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU DUMB CASANOVA
>...she said "yes"
>Oh, her "paw" feels warmer than It looks

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>>45428769
>dragonnewt stepmom at a party presenting you her whole extended family, friends and that one group of newts she got to know at the hairdresser;
>she pays close attention to your reaction, and constantly asks if you like any of them
>afterwards she leaves you surrounded by them to get drunk
Please, my social anxiety...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428865
Remember: any punctuation or symbol on an anubis's tummy is okay, except for the dreaded ~

[Anonymous No.]

Where are we posting stories now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428880
W-what does the ~ do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45422552
Arrow maker or blacksmith in the centaur steppes. Horse breeder too but that may not mean what it would elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428905
AO3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428916
it's imprecise, approximate. a symbol to be shunned

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428717
>take a seat between a weresheep and a nightmare
only good things happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428922
Honestly, i don't think horizontal symbols would look good on her abdomen anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428945
that's also fair. it's unwise to emphasize width in most cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428916
shes from tacokat land

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428871
awww

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428957
i !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428919
based teaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45428971
>tfw ywn get austistic esl latina jackal wife

[Anonymous No.]

Need autistic french ESL mucus toad gf

[Anonymous No.]

Last post for Cheshire, nyahahaha~!