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I can't find my car keys!

>> No.4540570

Check the last place you'd look!

>> No.4540569

Keys in pooper?

>> No.4540612

I already reached up my...

>> No.4540619

Pants pockets, couch cushions, floor, hooks, fridge.

>> No.4540624
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check your urethra.

>> No.4540629

Well... you could you know... break the windows...

>> No.4540644

and start it with what?

Punching the lock and starting it with a screwdriver if its an older model, or "hotwiring" if its a really old model would only damage the vehicle, he'd be better off calling in sick and finding his damn keys.

>> No.4540647
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Take mine.

>> No.4540650

hotwiring a car still doesnt bypass the lock on the stering wheel. you would careen into a pole in about 20ft.

movies are stupid

>> No.4540660

When it comes to that stuff I have no idea.

Punching a lock though is surprisingly easy depending on the model of car.

>> No.4540665

Silly anon, you put it in your left pocket today, instead of your right one.

>> No.4540666

Ask your wife/husband. Maybe She/he borrowed them.

>> No.4540669


your cartoon waifu did not borrow your keys.

>> No.4540670

The keys are in your trunk.

>> No.4540804
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>> No.4540830

You drive a Delorean?

>> No.4540822

None of you have a weeaboo keyring? I am disappoint.

>> No.4540843
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Yep :)

>> No.4540855


alright, that's officially fucking cool.

>> No.4540860
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Very good.

>> No.4540863

Behold, the coolest mother fucker on /jp/.

>> No.4540864

How does it feel not being able to actually hit 88 mph?

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>> No.4540877

This is why I make sure to place mine in the exact same spot every single day..

>> No.4540882

Not stock?

>> No.4540887

Sure is /b/ thread in here.

>> No.4540890

Very stock

>> No.4540891

What happened? Were you flux capacitors not charged?

>> No.4540894

Oh will you fucking give up and stop trolling every thread on /jp/? If you don't like it, get out.

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Very nice.

>> No.4540908

It just takes forever to get TO 88mph. 130hp on a stainless steel car = SLOWWWW

>> No.4540917

well the top speed it 105 supposedly.

I've just never seen one in decent enough shape to make it to 88.

>> No.4540922

Did you try driving downhill?

>> No.4540929
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I'm sure my car would explode before it got there. For instance this is what the engine valley looked like before I cleared it out a few days ago (hard to get at unless you strip off the fuel system and intake)

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>> No.4540973

ITT: Anon fakes losing his car keys to show off his Delorean.

>> No.4540986


Or post pictures he found on the internet.

>> No.4540994
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No I really couldn't find em at first, but a man takes advantage of his surroundings when he can.

>> No.4540996

Well deloreans are awesome cars.

>> No.4541003

Do you really need me to make you look bad?

>> No.4541005



>> No.4541006


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>making anonymous look bad on the internet

You're kidding, right?

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Yea, whatever was I thinking...

>> No.4541098

Pretty good shop.

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>> No.4541139

Yes, the missed aliasing on the pasted hand and iphone clashes beautifully with overblurred original picture in background. True work of art.

>> No.4541140

Oh boy, gotta love these awesome threads.

>> No.4541211
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I must be a master shopper...of course I'm also taking the troll bait but I'm bored.

>> No.4541248

Stop showing off your money, Anon.
It's un-ladylike.

>> No.4541282
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Who said anything about being lady like?

>> No.4541287

An old car and an Iphone counts as money these days?

>> No.4541309

Well I own the challenger too but who's countin

>> No.4541323


DMC's aren't exactly dime-a-dozen "old cars". Unless he got one that was in total shit shape and fixed it up, I'm willing to bet it wasn't cheap.

>> No.4541344

Yep, this is totally /jp/ related. Totally.

>> No.4541348


The Canon EOS 7D is a pretty nice camera.

>> No.4541352

Do you know for how much Deloreans go nowadays ?

>> No.4541397

Nerd Culture...I think so

>> No.4541506

I've seen them go for as low as a grand when I worked at the auto auction.

So whatever idiots wanna pay for a hunk of metal with pain in the dick to find parts is their choice.