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I can't find my car keys!

>> No.4540570

Check the last place you'd look!

>> No.4540569

Keys in pooper?

>> No.4540612

>>4540570
I already reached up my...

>> No.4540619

Pants pockets, couch cushions, floor, hooks, fridge.

>> No.4540624
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4540624

check your urethra.

>> No.4540629

Well... you could you know... break the windows...

>> No.4540644

>>4540629
and start it with what?

Punching the lock and starting it with a screwdriver if its an older model, or "hotwiring" if its a really old model would only damage the vehicle, he'd be better off calling in sick and finding his damn keys.

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4540647

>>4540564
Take mine.

>> No.4540650

>>4540644
hotwiring a car still doesnt bypass the lock on the stering wheel. you would careen into a pole in about 20ft.

movies are stupid

>> No.4540660

>>4540650
When it comes to that stuff I have no idea.

Punching a lock though is surprisingly easy depending on the model of car.

>> No.4540665

Silly anon, you put it in your left pocket today, instead of your right one.

>> No.4540666

>>4540564
Ask your wife/husband. Maybe She/he borrowed them.

>> No.4540669

>>4540666

your cartoon waifu did not borrow your keys.
;_;

>> No.4540670

The keys are in your trunk.

>> No.4540804
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4540804

YAY I FOUND EM!

>> No.4540830

>>4540804
You drive a Delorean?

>> No.4540822

>>4540647
>>4540804
None of you have a weeaboo keyring? I am disappoint.

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>>4540830
Yep :)

>> No.4540855

>>4540843

alright, that's officially fucking cool.

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>>4540843
Very good.

>> No.4540863

>>4540843
Behold, the coolest mother fucker on /jp/.

>> No.4540864

>>4540843
How does it feel not being able to actually hit 88 mph?

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>>4540864
um...

>> No.4540877

This is why I make sure to place mine in the exact same spot every single day..

>> No.4540882

>>4540871
Not stock?

>> No.4540887

Sure is /b/ thread in here.

>> No.4540890

>>4540882
Very stock

>> No.4540891

>>4540871
What happened? Were you flux capacitors not charged?

>> No.4540894

>>4540887
Oh will you fucking give up and stop trolling every thread on /jp/? If you don't like it, get out.

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>>4540843
Very nice.

>> No.4540908

>>4540891
It just takes forever to get TO 88mph. 130hp on a stainless steel car = SLOWWWW

>> No.4540917

>>4540908
well the top speed it 105 supposedly.

I've just never seen one in decent enough shape to make it to 88.

>> No.4540922

>>4540908
Did you try driving downhill?

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>>4540917
I'm sure my car would explode before it got there. For instance this is what the engine valley looked like before I cleared it out a few days ago (hard to get at unless you strip off the fuel system and intake)

>> No.4540960

>>4540843
Awesome.

>> No.4540973

ITT: Anon fakes losing his car keys to show off his Delorean.

>> No.4540986

>>4540973

Or post pictures he found on the internet.

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>>4540973
No I really couldn't find em at first, but a man takes advantage of his surroundings when he can.

>> No.4540996

>>4540973
Well deloreans are awesome cars.

>> No.4541003

>>4540986
Do you really need me to make you look bad?

>> No.4541005

>>4540996

/o/

>> No.4541006

>>4541005
/jp/

>> No.4541009
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>>4541003

>making anonymous look bad on the internet

You're kidding, right?

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>>4541009
Yea, whatever was I thinking...

>> No.4541098

>>4541089
Pretty good shop.

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>>4541098

>> No.4541139

>>4541098
Yes, the missed aliasing on the pasted hand and iphone clashes beautifully with overblurred original picture in background. True work of art.

>> No.4541140

Oh boy, gotta love these awesome threads.

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>>4541139
I must be a master shopper...of course I'm also taking the troll bait but I'm bored.

>> No.4541248

Stop showing off your money, Anon.
It's un-ladylike.

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>>4541248
Who said anything about being lady like?

>> No.4541287

>>4541248
An old car and an Iphone counts as money these days?

>> No.4541309

>>4541287
Well I own the challenger too but who's countin

>> No.4541323

>>4541287

DMC's aren't exactly dime-a-dozen "old cars". Unless he got one that was in total shit shape and fixed it up, I'm willing to bet it wasn't cheap.

>> No.4541344

Yep, this is totally /jp/ related. Totally.

>> No.4541348

>>4541287

The Canon EOS 7D is a pretty nice camera.

>> No.4541352

>>4541287
Do you know for how much Deloreans go nowadays ?

>> No.4541397

>>4541344
Nerd Culture...I think so

>> No.4541506

>>4541352
I've seen them go for as low as a grand when I worked at the auto auction.

So whatever idiots wanna pay for a hunk of metal with pain in the dick to find parts is their choice.

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