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Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:23:54 No.4534208 [Reply] [Original]

Will I ever woo the Japanese princess, /jp/?

I keep telling myself "tomorrow"...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:26:54 No.4534233 22nd december 2012, is the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:27:54 No.4534243 She'd never go for a commoner like you, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:27:54 No.4534245 File: 21 KB, 600x432, navi_the_fairy_hoorah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534233

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:28:54 No.4534255 >>4534243 But it worked in Aladdin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:29:54 No.4534262 I'm telling you man, you just need to beg her to make you her toilet. Princesses love that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:30:54 No.4534274 >>4534255 Disney shit, fool.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:32:54 No.4534285 >>4534262 Okay, should I do it in a letter?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:32:54 No.4534286 >>4534262 That sounds like a good proposition to most of /jp/. Including myself

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:33:54 No.4534292 That princess is actually a prince crossdressing. All the world knows that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:34:54 No.4534303 >>4534292 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:34:54 No.4534308 >>4534292 >>4534303 Yes, I would like to treat him like a lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:35:54 No.4534311 >>4534285 It'll sound most sincere if you do it on your knees in front of her, while desperately kissing her feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:36:54 No.4534321 >>4534311 Yeah, you're right. Now I just have to find a way to meet her. How high is the wall of the imperial palace?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:37:54 No.4534331 >>4534321 Not higher than what can be climbed with the power of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:39:54 No.4534344 >>4534331 You're right! I can scale any wall! I can climb any mountain!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:40:54 No.4534347 >>4534344 That's the spirit!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:40:54 No.4534348 Mako is 18? Whoa.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:41:54 No.4534351 >>4534348 She's an adult now so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:43:54 No.4534362 You will never know what it's like to be a princess of Japan. ;_;

mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:44:54 No.4534365

There's tons of princesses in the world. Some mormon marine guy walked off with one from Saudi Arabia about 8 years ago. She divorced him and went home later but yeah, there's several out there and wooing one appears possible even by idiots.

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:46:54 No.4534373 Ahh, here's the story. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meriam_Al-Khalifa

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:47:54 No.4534377 >>4534365 Didn't they make a made-for-TV movie about that one with that guy who played Zack from Saved By The Bell?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:49:54 No.4534385 >>4534377 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:50:54 No.4534390 >>4534365 Can you provide a list of these wooable princesses?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 16:57:54 No.4534435 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1150984

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:00:54 No.4534452 >>4534435 how do i watch?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:03:54 No.4534473 http://www.yuko2ch.net/mako/mako3ji0.htm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:06:54 No.4534502 File: 80 KB, 999x562, g1213520555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would fuck her so hard. At least I have my imagination and my right hand...

>>	Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:08:54 No.4534514 >>4534502 Did she get surgery on her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:08:54 No.4534523 GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO HNNNNNNGGGG http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3049143

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:08:54 No.4534524 File: 322 KB, 624x751, mako_up0041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534473 >The Rose Will Broom Eternally >Broom Oh Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:12:54 No.4534564 File: 24 KB, 401x330, 1105398922572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:14:54 No.4534579 File: 277 KB, 530x1034, 1262522449798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i believe this is her younger sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:24:54 No.4534666 File: 46 KB, 640x480, mako1362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534579 Yep. That's her. I'll take either.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:26:54 No.4534673 File: 50 KB, 594x409, 1106158392417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at her standing alone while all the other kids gather together. It sure isn't easy being a princess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:29:54 No.4534696 File: 208 KB, 1024x765, mako_up0022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534673 ...but all the better. Grand seductions like the one I have planned cannot begin if the victim is already happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:32:54 No.4534722 File: 239 KB, 800x600, 1106196857302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534696 ...if she is not already unhappy, she must be made so in order for my seduction to progress.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:36:54 No.4534743 Imperial Loli always looks so sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:37:54 No.4534751 File: 61 KB, 291x368, 1107664967689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534743 It's sad being a princess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:46:54 No.4534811 File: 60 KB, 640x480, 1105514079296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534751 At least, for her it is. Her sister always seems to be having a hell of a time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:51:54 No.4534846 File: 111 KB, 800x600, mako_up0025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will marry her, /jp/. Just you watch. I will be Emperor. Then I will celebrate to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98qdFQF7sw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:53:54 No.4534861 she looks so bored and repressed. if only I can liberate her from her burdens...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:56:54 No.4534876 File: 149 KB, 640x480, 1105620506142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4534861 Step off, buddy. I've got this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 3, 2010 17:57:54 No.4534881 >>4534861 While her little sister looks too happy and hopeful. I must crush her spirits Xration style.

>>	Zet Wed, Mar 3, 2010 18:01:54 No.4534909 File: 35 KB, 453x640, lyccech0203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i bet Rance would manage to do it somehow.

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