/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So /jp/, how perverted are you? Tell the truth

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

Very.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you measure your perverseness?

Anyway I think I'm off the scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533025

You provide a situation that you would be okay with.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so conventional you'd think I'm a puritan by /jp/'s standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533020

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you'd like to hear the truth to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I fapped on drawn girl, it was so weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like guro unless its comedy guro, scat I'm fine with so long as it's solid poo instead of runny poo, and that's about it in terms of 2D things I don't like. 3D I'm less into.

My preferences range widely, but I generally like healthy futa and feminised shota more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

... I jerk off to /jp/ tripfag posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533061
A little pre-cum dribbled out when ddrddr posted.

Anyone remember him? I seem to be alone in my fandom ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533084
I remember him. We posted on /c/ together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533016

Enough.

[Anonymous No.]

About as far into /d/ territory as I'm willing to go is tentacles (and I'd rather silly stuff like Tentacle lovers) or certain monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so perverted that I sometimes find 3D people attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is boring, Some 4-D porn would be nice.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>>4533138
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533138
You, sick fuck!!

[Anonymous No.]

I fap to people having sex in the missionary position with the lights turned off for the purpose of procreation.

[­Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty normal. I like ass, tits, feet.

That's it.

[Philosophy Major !opRZ63cuZo No.]

>>4533138
Sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533182
That's not heterosexual sex, is it? Or under the sanctity of marriage? Or (Heaven forbid) BOTH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533228
It is indeed both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533220
>Philosophy Major !opRZ63cuZo
My sister is a philosophy major too. True story.

[Anonymous No.]

scat and piss are my only turn offs
other than that i have an erection 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533220
For the most part, I usually don't find real people attractive. I prefer my delicious 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533245
I am afraid you have seriously offended my pure morals, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a ヴぁ fetish.

[Philosophy Major !opRZ63cuZo No.]

>>4533253
Why do you think that is?

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

i dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky

[Anonymous No.]

My newest perversion appears to be music. Old Jazz, new alternative instrumental stuff. Guro and scat don't do nothin for me kuz I just think they're silly. Just about everything else is fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533263
Because 2D is more attractive and superior in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

I draw the line at guro, scat and tentacles. Pretty much everything else is fine.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>4533258

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really bad compared to most of /jp/ I think. I look at 3D, but fap to 2D sometimes as well. But I don't like: guro, scat, piss, rape, toddlercon, bondage, three-or-moresomes, anal, gay sex, bukkake, ANY sperm at all, actual penetration in most cases, toys, shaven sluts, blood (menstrual, virginal or otherwise), anything else that looks disgusting.

The only way I am slightly deviant is I like loli, but not even if it's explicit. Also not when the other partner is an old fuck (both underage is fine, small age differences too) or the loli is too young. Other than that I like pubic hair, which nowadays is considered a deviance.

[Philosophy Major !opRZ63cuZo No.]

>>4533267
Ah well, I suppose its hard to rationalize sexual desires.

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot say because it is enough to throw me in jail. Normally, I wouldn't mind, but where I live now lacks an easily available knife for my suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Your average /jp/ person should have already transcended perversion, having experienced all forms of twisted deviancy on the Internet. Perversion implies actively trying to cross the line of what is acceptable, a line that stopped existing quite a while ago for /jp/. Which makes /jp/, if anything, the most pure people on the Internet. Afterall, once you've seen everything, there's nothing left to fantasize about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533321

>>nothing left to fantasize about.

Its the opposite. Once you've seen everything, all doors and dimensions of fantasizing are open to you, you have only to choose which.

[Anonymous No.]

i liek loli/rlloli still that is tame here?

[Anonymous No.]

I like most of /d/. Only things I don't like are guro, piss/shit and anything involving them, over the top bondage and furries.

Favorites are probably mind alterations. Drugs/Corruption/Mind Control/Hypnosis.

[Anonymous No.]

X Beastiality
〇 Futa
〇 Feet
△ Bondage
〇 Loli
△ Piss
△ Shota
X Scat
X Guro
〇 Rape
X Spanking
〇 Tentacle
△ CP
X Fat
△ Muscle
X Pregnant
X Furry

I've exhausted my brain. What did I miss.

[Anonymous No.]

I like looking at naked women. I am really perverted.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>4533470

Vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533470
giantess

[Anonymous No.]

You are not as special as you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533470
Something like one thousand other Danbooru tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533499
Who is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533490
>>4533500
I didn't really want to get too specific and just dabbled around some of the more popular ones.
>>4533484
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Hardly at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533514
So you're implying that giantess isn't popular? Lol'd. Try to browse /d/ a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533321
Are you confusing /jp/ with /b/?

[Anonymous No.]

Remove furry

Yep, all that it's me

[Anonymous No.]

I would help Misao put on her diapers before bed, and punish her if she wakes up wet with a spanking. Still, I'd be as comforting as possible, reminding her that it is bad but understanding how she can't help it as I help her change into her day clothes. And I would love to BE Misao as this happens, including the bedwetting part.

Also, I really like guro, but not in a sexual way. I just like watching it. It gives me a weird pleasure in my head, relieves my pressure headaches, and gives me the shivers and twitches.

Beyond that, nothing out of the ordinary. Bisexual(mostly gay), futa, tentacles. I don't like feet or vore.

[Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa No.]

I can only get off to gang bang or rape.
And it has to be 2D, I can't even get excited over real porn.
How perverted does this make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533470

NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533564
>Also, I really like guro, but not in a sexual way.

Me too, it just feels good to look at somehow. I hope I don't end up with a bunch of dismembered little girls buried in my backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap to pretty much everything except for furry and futa (yeah I know). But what really turns me on above anything else is 3D CP rape (not trying to be a though guy here), but hearing those lolis cry and scream is almost enough to make me cum, kinda disgusting I know, but I can't bring myself to feel guilty about it.

Other thing I enjoy is messy diapers. So hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Compared to most people here, not much probably.
I have my fair share of fetishes though.

[miles !!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

Extremely perverted.

[Anonymous No.]

Character rape
Logic rape
Cockrings
Inflation
Rimming
Scat
Mutilation/Castration
Autocannibalism
Muscle fetish
Bloodsports
Watersports
Exhibitionism
Bestiality
Penile transmutation
Cockvore
Gender switch
Unbirth

[Anonymous No.]

After reading through this thread I suddenly feel like a very plain and boring person.

[Texty !!/aq0ngtz2xm No.]

I fap five times a day to the following things:
guro
vore
loli
shota
yaoi
yuri
futa
traps
yukkuris
bdsm
bestiality
cp
domestic violence
tentacles
sprite porn
shitting dicknipples
this spoiler thang

[Anonymous No.]

hmm, i only fap with a natural erection not a forced one (that is, only jerking off when you are stimulated without touching your cock), this will help prevent you from becoming addicted to porn and unable to get a hardon with a girl or otherwise.

That being said, I like the following:
Lesbian sex (with non-porn starts and actual orgasms)
Straight sex
anal
girl on top
creampies (the cock pumping in the cum is the best)
most amateur porn
Traps (bigger the cock the better)
Interracial

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534172
Except for traps this whole post reeks of normalfag. Consider expanding to loli in order to solidify your position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534201
honestly, "RL loli" "porn" is pretty hot, but i don't wanna go to prison :<. The USA is pretty nuts about that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534270
>honestly, "RL loli" "porn" is pretty hot
>RL
>hot
>:<

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534270
>emoticon
Back to >>>/a/ please.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534287
Sorry i'm not attracted to drawings bro, I love anime art, but for jerking off purposes nothing beats the real thing. As much of a faggot I feel like for saying that HERE of all places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534270
>>4534307
Are we being invaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533674
No danger of that as long as I have guro.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Sums up most of the things I like, I don't like bondage but futa is AOKAY

[Anonymous No.]

>how perverted are you?

Hmm. Let's see:
- Normal porn bores me, porn has to be "extreme enough" for me to care about it
- I don't frequent Gurochan, but sometimes go there because the low end material there is high end material for me
- Same for Not4chan

That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually don't find myself that perverted. I've gone from pure love to harder material, such as rape, gangbang, and in some cases, guro. I don't fap to guro, though, just find it interesting to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534287
CP is an excepted class of 3D here, you should know that by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4534698
It's not, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm cool with pretty much everything except scat, gore and rape. (2d drawn rape isn't so bad, especially if it involves tentacles) CP makes me feel a little guilty unless it looks like they're enjoying it.

that being said, 2D, lolis and chubbies really do it for me.

somewhere my brain got "cute" and "sexy" confused...

[Anonymous No.]

I remember my old pure days, I'd get hard just thinking of tits.
Nowadays I need pregnant futalolis gangbanging and whipping a bound trap, which is also being tentacle-raped at the same time, while giving a mind-controlled giantess a footjob , to even get my dick al dente.

[Anonymous No.]

Advanced /d/ level.

[Anonymous No.]

1-5

I think level 2

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkuris turn me on

[Anonymous Jones@SHANA !Xaaaaaaaa. No.]

Lucky Star is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to masturbate outside. But were no one can see me.

[Anonymous No.]

hmm... i'd fap to anything that doesn't involve scat,piss,guro,dying.

[Slut Killer No.]

I love to drug and rape sluts. I like really rough sex. I like to tie their arms, lift them up, and slam them against the wall, mercilessly. I like to whip a slut's back and ass until they get dark red and purple marks all over and blood begins to pour out. I then proceed to fuck her so that my body and penis rubbing up against her fresh wounds makes her scream in pain. I like to force a slut's mouth open with a metal ring and then pour boiling water down her throat before I throatfuck her, so my penis rubbing against the burned inside of her throat causes her to shake her head in pain. I take supplements to increase the volume of the semen and I love watching sluts choke on my hefty load. One of my fantasies is to kill a slut by having her choke on my cum, but I haven't accomplished this yet. Another fantasy of mine is to kill sluts by having a horse anally violate them but I also haven't gotten around to this yet. I usually drag a slut to my house and play around with her for several days before I dispose of her. I like to start by punching her in the back of her head until she falls down in agony and then fuck her while she struggles. After that first time the more extreme experiments begin. I have a soundproof basement so she can make all the noise she wants without waking up the neighbors.

[Slut Killer No.]

I usually leave kids and families alone, instead preferring to go after the most degraded sluts. With all this sexual freedom it's so easy to pick them up. I don't go after hookers, though- that's just boring. I go for college-age sluts and I try to get the ones that people would be least likely to miss and remember. Although I am heterosexual and non-pedophile most of the time I do have an intense fetish for dressing up as a woman and seducing young boys. There's just something about that that makes me burn and lust inside like nothing else. I'm in my early 20's and have a very handsome face that I can make more feminine by putting on makeup and pouting my lips. I am very careful and discreet about where I get my boys though; I don't want it to be forced or artificial- I want the young, hormone-fueled boys to totally give in to their carnal instincts and pull their dicks out so they can get their first blowjob from this strange "woman."

[Slut Killer No.]

I am quite strong but also slender. When dealing with boys I hide my male body by putting on large female-oriented sweaters and a skirt. The parents of the boys can be a problem but I get around that by inviting the boys to mow my lawn and then invite them in to get paid and receive refreshments. When they come inside they are mystified to find that the young man has disappeared and replaced by a strange-looking "woman." They know something is off but they can't quite put their fingers on it. I have very sexy lips for a man so I like to offer popsicles that we both indulge in. I offer the boy a seat on the couch where I begin giving him suggestive glances while slurping on the popsicle. As per anime hentai fashion, I sometimes like to "accidentally" spill things on their crotches and then offer to help them clean it up. You have no idea how much fun this is. They are usually reluctant and apprehensive, but I am a VERY smooth and persuasive talker. I calm them down and tell them that there's nothing wrong with me wiping their crotch. The nervous look on their faces and the way they fruitlessly use their hands to get me away causes a massive erection to form on my part, which is hidden by the skirt.

[Slut Killer No.]

So I take off their pants and begin rubbing their crotch with a small towel, but it's not just any rub. I use very slow and sensuous motions to "dry them off." The boys begin to lower their guard when the pleasure kicks in and to ease them into the blowjob I continue to suck on my popsicle, held in my other hand. I hover the popsicle above their crotch and purposely let a few drops of melted ice cream land on their dicks. I let out a girly laugh( I should mention that I have a lot of voice training and so I can control my voice quite well, changing it from a deep masculine voice to a soft feminine voice effortlessly) and say "Oops!" This is really the moment of truth as my mouth moves closer to the head of their penis and they go through a dilemma as to whether or not they want this. But as my soft lips wrap around their shaft the nervousness and apprehension goes away and they begin to really enjoy the feeling.

[Slut Killer No.]

I am really good at socializing and getting people to relax around me and confide in me. I can make just about anyone feel comfortable near me. I bond with the boys very quickly and so the "rape" very quick turns to affection. The boys don't see me as a nasty stranger but rather someone they can share secrets with and tell things that they wouldn't dare talk to their parents about. So although I am corrupting the youth in a way, I am very responsible about it and don't use it for evil purposes. Well, aside from my fetish of being a motherly slut. It's funny that I hate sluts so much but my greatest fetish is acting like one. So far all of the boys have enjoyed it and not a one has told their parents. Teehee!

[Texty !!/aq0ngtz2xm No.]

>>4535292
>>4535301
>>4535309
>>4535319
>>4535328
I love you.

[Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa No.]

>>4535292
Alright, that's fine.
>>4535301
huh..?
>>4535309
what
>>4535319
WHY
>>4535328
oh fuck
That "lady" that took my purity away when I was 13 years old... could she have been a man?
That is so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533016
Rance is my master, does this count as an answer?

[Tohno ♥ ‮ufiaw iam si iganiM ‪‪‪‬ !!UhnG3iuGcmC No.]

I like to think not that much..
I don't "fap" all that often nor am I interested in anything /d/ related or traps.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4535451
>>4535532
Seriously, what's with all you newfriends with your forgettable names and your secure tripcodes?
Do you honestly believe someone is going to steal your tripcode and become Tufty!!blahblahbl or whatever?

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4535576
oh I was about to mention the same thing
I guess i was too slow

[Anonymous No.]

I like 2D lolis like the average law-abiding jp citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I was pretty normal, but apparently not so much, considering these posts.

Guro is almost mandatory, I don't care so much about bondage unless it's the kind that stimulates the bonded. Scat is a nice plus, but I don't like to see it alone.
Drugs tend to get really silly sometimes, and it feels immoral. ;_;

Gay, futa, loli, shota, bura, tentacle monsters, whatever. Just not the extreme fatties.

If it's sexual it has to be 2D.
I only watch 3D if it's guro or something, and then I just masturbate to it later.

I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING MORE ACTUALLY. SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

Perverted enough to write gay fanfictions about characters that AREN'T 2D, as well as 2D of course.

[Anonymous No.]

The only /d/ related stuff I like is futa and sometimes some tentacles(although huge plus if they are pentacles).

[Anonymous No.]

People who like guro should be publicly dismembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535892
Are you a female? Will you go out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

retarded losers

[Anonymous No.]

2D loli yuri.
Occasionally yaoishit when I need a change.

sometimes tits...? It's all 2D though, mind you, i just simply don't find the harder stuff remotely arousing. Also 3D is pig disgusting.

[An-chan No.]

>>4535915
Back as a namefag. I don't know you so I would have to say no...sorry! But now that I am a namefag I can get to know people here better!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm such a high-level masturbator that my interests can't be possibly be explained with any tags.

[Anonymous No.]

Not very much, in fact I may even hate my own sex drive. Doesn't it make you feel terrible that you are only some stupid monkey acting on his hormones. I'm better than that. Have fun being a stupid loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535944
Please get a tripcode. If there is one thing /jp/ needs, it is another female poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535956
Fuck you

I'll kill you if this actually happens

[Please ejaculate inside me !rNk8sJ7jMQ No.]

>>4535961
:(

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4535956
I miss Remilia and Pygma
The only one left is HelenXonpool

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533013
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[Momo !5Y0lSH5tdo No.]

Sup guys, female here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535978
Get out newfag. Every tripfag that hasn't been alive since the creation of this board is a cancerous infection.

[Anonymous No.]

Sup nerds, female here.

[Anonymous No.]

Go read "The 120 days of Sodom", best fap of my life. IRL bourgeoisie of the 1400s or 1500s or some shit, get people to give them their daughters, and occasionally some sons... they have a rather rowdy 120 days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_120_Days_of_Sodom

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535978
Return to /a/ please. Your more welcome there

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4535987
Im going to kill you irl
>>4535994
they hate me like crazy there

[An-chan No.]

>>4535956
What is a tripcode? This is my first time being a namefag to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

I shlick to Yaoi and some Shota. I used to feel dirty about it but not anymore. ' _ '

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536003
after your name add #yourpassword to get a tripcode
for example Suigin#(M;PhS*_

[Anonymous No.]

http://supervert.com/elibrary/marquis_de_sade

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536003
You sure are at a good start.

http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536004
How about you? Will you go out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536002
So, what the fuck do a female here in /jp/ - Otaku Culture, for god's sake. I refuse to believe this shit.

[None !ImGAYuH252 No.]

>>4536011
Test.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536011
I did it! Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536004
>Yaoi
Fucking slut. You really should feel dirty. Shlick to some Canon and then we'll talk about how pure you are.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536026
like 70% of /jp/ is female, go back to /a/, newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536034
Please tell me a little about yourself so I can add your name to tripfag.txt. What are your hobbies, do you have a boyfriend, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536037

I call BS, maybe like 10%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536037
You shouldn't be telling people to go back to /a/ if you yourself go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536037
For once I agree with this tripfag.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536026
There is such a thing as a female otaku. I have to say I am pretty ashamed and yet proud of the amount of otaku goods and cosplay I have.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536042
I can tell my cat to go piss in his litter box if I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536037
Why don't you think about something more like a low profile than to waste your time annoying faggots on a fucking imageboard for quote "Otaku Culture" ?

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536053
Because he's a faggot on a fucking imageboard for quote "Otaku Culture".
Do you even think through what you type before you post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536004

Shota is fine too.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536053
why do you care about what people do on the internet?
grow a fucking brain or just filter me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536062
No one does it on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gay, so I think I'm automatically labelled a pervert. If that weren't enough, I have plenty of fetishes too.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could find more fap material of people fapping to figurines.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536085
I do.

This makes me a sad panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536093
Aw. I like pandas.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536039
Okay! My hobbies are cosplaying, writing fanfictions, photography, playing touhou and cooking! I do not have a boyfriend though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536084
If I wanted filters I would not browse 4chan. But whatever man. Do as you please and as if any lol females were browsing this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536107
Please post a lot and make sure to let everyone know you're a girl as often as possible, OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536107
Be my bride, onee-chan!

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536124
she's mine, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536090
This is the only one I have. Post on any board and guaranteed wtf replies.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a mixed black/korean girl! ＾＿＾；

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'm especially perverted. Just kinda gay I guess.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536124
Im flattered. <3 ...Oh wait, do you guys frown upon the usage of text hearts? I have heard of people not liking text emoticons so I get a little worried..

[femanon No.]

Look, I can be a female too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536154
No, use a lot of hearts. Go out with me.

[Anonymous No.]

"an-chan" really? You're getting boring, Suigin.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536161
its not me i swear this is a legit female on /jp/ and shes all mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536154
Use AA and everything will be fine.

（・∀・）人（・∀・）

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536124
He could maybe become your beloved onee-chan by fantasy but in fact this very subject is nothing else than a fucking dick. Stop insulting the TM term onee-chan or I will seriously think about bringing this matter to the court

[femanon No.]

>>4536107
So, how much do you score on Touhou, femanon-san

[Anonymous No.]

[Alicia Melchiott !MuQGL65shc No.]

>>4536163
>implying she exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536177
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536182

Well, you can drool over this disgusting slut all you like, then.

Glad to see logic has abandoned this place.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536176
To be honest...Im really bad at it. I can't play it at home because my computer is really bad but I can sometimes play it at my friends house. I can only play on easy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536201
If you went out with me, I could teach you to play better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536201

Hey, could you please do something? You'll get a lot of attention so you should be eager to do it. Just disembowel yourself in a public place, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536201
I know you are just having a fun game of pretend but seriously, be a little more believable. If your computer can connect to the Internet it's more than capable of running Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536154
M-moe!

[femanon No.]

There are so many wrong things in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know really
Faps to almost anything and faps several times daily, usually fapping a few hours before cumming each time (is that even healthy?) vigoursly browsing more and more porn as I go.
Though when I still was in school or during the rare events of someone actually visits me for whatever the reason I am always the more proper guy that doesn't see erotic things as appropriate behaviour or discussion topics while being with others.

One can mind ones own bussiness without being a mindless douche in public, manners you know, manners.

[Anonymous No.]

Recently I only have been able to fap to ahegao pictures. This probably makes me a perverted person.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536228
Starting with your lack of sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536277
Sage is not an insult.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536217
Well, its actually the problem with space. I live with my parents and have to share the computer till I get my own or get my own place. I am not allowed to put games on it.
>>4536212
That is just mean. Please refrain from judging me like that.
>>4536211
No thank you. Sorry.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4536281
im voting your post a 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536282
8 year old detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536282
I'm not going to leave you alone until you give me a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536289
One star? Hmm I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536281
It stops your response from pushing a thread you don't like to the top of the front page.
That has to count for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536302
Why would you post a response in a thread you don't like?

OWNED FOR LIFE, BYEBYE JONES

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536317
EVERY THREAD MUST BE REPLIED TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536317
So you can point out how terrible it is.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536292
Not an 8 year old. Just a girl in a lower-middle class family stuck with a computer from the year 2001 and 5 other people to share it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536347
Hey, if you live with me you will only have to share the computer with one person. Plus, my computer is better than a 2001 one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536347
I live by myself so if you went out with me you could use my computer anytime you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536347
This is kind of sad, she has a bunch of poor younger brothers and sisters or she probably does a lot of housework herself.

Cinderella.......

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I have two computers from this decade and an above average sized penis, go out with me xd
"Please go out with me" anon, you're seriously pathetic. Go pleasure yourself to archived copies of Pygmalion's posts or something.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536390
Well I don't have to do too much housework. I just am in charge of all of the cooking, babysitting, gardening, and taking out the trash. I definitly do not like the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536399
At this point you really think this kind of post is sufficient to offend an average /jp/ user? Really? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4533016
Probably rather perverted according to normalfag standards, and averagely or maybe even low according to /jp/ standards.

I'll just list what I don't like or doesn't do anything for me(find either disturbing or has no effect):
furry, beastiality, scat, guro.

I usually prefer 2D, but I don't find 3D disturbing.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4536414
I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm being mildly satirical while offering sound advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536399
>xd
Go back to Gaia.

[Anonymous No.]

So perverted I just deleted my CP when I was drunk.

All of it. ;_;

[Mushihime !oZDc0/qRkk No.]

I like Horse porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536459
You mean like horse cocks or some guy wearing one of those horse heads?

I like both.

[Satorin Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK No.]

>>New tripfag claiming to be female
>>At first, no one believes
>>Says she has no boyfriend
>>Male frenzy

Stay golden /jp/.

I have yet to see any real females here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536492
>Implying anyone actually believes.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so perverted I wish I had a dick. >:

Seriously.. The thought of a cute girl touching me... Imagining what a dutch wife or tenga would feel like...
Hotgluing my figures...


I'll trade my vagina for your dick ;_;

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536492
Real female here! I was honest about when I was asked if I had a boyfriend and now everyone doubts my gender, or flirts with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536639
Holy shit, this.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

This thread shall not be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536639
Why would you do that? Don't females have rather long orgasms compared to males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536639
dick geass

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536846

Yeah, but I sure as hell can't stick my vagina in anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536639
I'll trade my dick for your vagina but only if you throw in your boobs too, I like boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536880

I wouldn't mind being a DFC futa, so you've got a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

Women are such ungrateful beings. What wouldn't I do to have a vagina.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536846
I can see where she is coming from in my own way. No childbirth, no time-of-the-month. It would be pretty nice. But at the same time, I don't think I would want to be a futa. Im going to stick with my female reproductive organs, thank you very much.

[Satorin Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK No.]

>>4536667

Yup, sounds like good old 4chan to me.
It is almost impossible to get people her to believe you if you say you are female, even pics are often disputed.

And as you can see from our male behavior, I'd advise great caution around here, and especially other boards.

Anyway, that was a probably not useful message from the local avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536907
>referring to having a penis as "being a futa."

People in /jp/ try too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop it Pygma-chan, it isn't funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536136

FUCK! THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! FUCK!

Sometimes I wish I have a large sum of money. I would open up my own porn site. I would hire a big, muscular black guy to masturbate at figurines and figma.

[Mushihime !Slut3Qqxgo No.]

I'm quite satisfied with my vagina.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4536912
Well thank you for being so kind. I really like your avatar anyway. I did know about how guys are like on...well, other boards so I decided to stick with this one.

[Mushihime !Slut3Qqxgo No.]

>>4536960
Why not an ugly skinny guy? Shit would be far more arousing.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

A GIRL!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537016
You're a girl.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>4537073
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a cute girl who loves me for who I am and cuddles with me at night.

Preferably half neko with orange or pink hair or something. Maybe with magical powers.

Why is this too much to ask for??????

[Satorin Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK No.]

>>4537128
I'd be happy with the first half, at least it is only 99.9999% impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress up a girl as a maid and have her serving me as a pure japanese maid like the ones you see in anime. I want her to call me Master, bow before me, make food and serve drink.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I mentally stable if surgery during sex arouses me?

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4537175
I could say the same but it being a man and a butler...actually heck, it could be a girl too. I love maid outfits. My dream is actually having a maid cafe of my own. I wore a maid outfit once..though I don't think I will again for a long while. I shouldent weaken my defences that much. Im not a Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537215
Do you have a picture of it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4536888
But futa's have both.

[An-chan !WjFidKaogY No.]

>>4537241
No doubt someone does. I wore it to a convention and did a skit in it. Unfortunatly I did not have a camera at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

Animal girls are the best things in the world.

Too bad they don't exist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4535993
PDF of this now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537264
Too bad then.

I hope someday I can go to Japan and visit a maid café. I will probably jizz in my pants as soon as I enter, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537264
Also look a this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tCSs0YTqv0
The girl at 0:25 is exactly what I am wishing for.

Too bad she would never care about me.

[&ponpo& No.]

>>4537400
Here's my girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6V5SwlODQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537449
If that's true, then good for you bro.
But what is the link between an american girl with bunny ears and japanese maid ?

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is perfect.

[&ponpo& No.]

>>4537500
Youtube girlfriends / people you will never see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537633
Ah I see. Indeed youtube is full of vids of cute girls acting cute in front of a webcam.

So ronery...

[hurrrrr !cHuj843e46 No.]

HAY GUISE I HAVE A TIPCODE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4537755
wow, your attitude is very cute. we should get coffee.