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4523831 No.4523831 [Reply] [Original]

Hello my brothers. Let's have a true NEET thread, on the topic of sexuality.

As is generally accepted by everyone, one of the most important pastimes of the true NEET is masturbation to 2d, because 3d is pig disgusting and for normalfaggots who need to die in a mattress fire. But I got to wondering - that's not what a true NEET would do, is it? A true NEET is liberated from the slavish passions that bind normalfags, and among all these slavish passions - money, fame, friends etc - sex is the most defining of all. The dividing line between normalfags and NEET or false NEETs and true NEETs is whether they want to have sex or not, whether they are true hikki otaku or just poser/scenester faggots who go to high school/university. How can anyone call himself a true NEET with pride when at heart, he has the same base desire as a normalfag?

tldr version: Being a true NEET means you should embrace celibacy. Distinguish yourselves from normalfaggots by valuing your waifus for their platonic qualities and not their bodies.

>> No.4523848
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4523848

hey guys, i'm writing a shounen VN about multiverses and conquering oneself, anyone want to help?

>> No.4523844

Always have bro whats your point?

I am also not a NEET

>> No.4523857
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4523857

>True NEET faggotry

>> No.4523864

>>4523848
Kill yourself.

>> No.4523865
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4523865

>NEET
>[N]ot in [E]ducation, [E]mployment or [T]raining.
Hmmm...

Reported and hidden, 0/10, get out, etc.

This is now a Pokemon thread.

>> No.4523866

>>4523857

Green text and reaction image? You're hardly in any position to complain.

>> No.4523870

>>4523864

I bet you wish you could make something.

>> No.4523872

I'm pretty sure no self-respecting person would have sex with a true NEET, anyway, so you are getting worked up over nothing.

>> No.4523877

>>4523857
>>4523864

Go shoot yourselves tripfaggots.

>> No.4523879

>>4523870
I could make something, if I had the motivation to make something.

Also, switching off your tripcode doesn't make you any less obvious.

>> No.4523881

>>4523872

>self-respecting

You'd be surprised how little people respect themselves sometimes.

>> No.4523882

>>4523864
:(

>> No.4523884

>>4523848
Include Plato's ideal world, and Gensokyo and the Digiworld as parts of the multiverses.

>> No.4523892
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4523892

>>4523866

>implying

>> No.4523894

Quit trolling me with statements I actually believe.

Yes, I am mad.

>> No.4523896

>>4523848

Multiverse? I prefer the hyperverse.

>> No.4523908

>>4523872
Way to be as illiterate as your userbase on Bunbunmaru, tripfag. My point is that sexual desire is a normalfag concept and that any form of indulgence in it violates the creed of a True NEET. You wouldn't understand, being that you're an attention whore and probable pseudointellectual wage slave, but having sex with pig disgusting 3d was never a concern for us, the true NEETS; indeed it wasn't even in our calculations. What WAS in our calculations were our waifus, what they want? They appreciate us for our platonic qualities, so shouldn't we do the same for them? It's not right that we should sully their purity with dirty thoughts and actions; we shouldn't act like sex-obsessed sluts.

We should act like true, honest-to-goodness hikki otaku NEETS.

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>>4523848

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>>4523892
>desugirl.gif

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SUISEISEKI ISN'T THAT HARD TO REMEMBER YOU FAGGOTS

I mad

>> No.4523925

>>4523908
Quit mocking actual NEETs, normalfag.

>> No.4523927

People taking true NEET seriously and tripfag circlejerking.

This is what /jp/ has become.

>> No.4523930

>>4523908
I know you're probably joking, but an imaginary girl can't appreciate you for anything and never will.

>> No.4523933

>>4523908
Goddammit, stop believing the term "NEET" is associated with sexuality.
And stop acting like NEET is a lifestyle. It isn't something we are proud of.

>> No.4523935
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TRUE NEETs.

>> No.4523936

>>4523925
Spoken like a true normalfag.

Where am I mocking anyone except tripfags, sluts and other kinds of human detritus? Point it out to me. You're just some faggot from /r9k/ who thinks he rules the board because he goes to uni.

>> No.4523937

I dont have anything against how you guys (like the OP) act, but stop using the term ''true NEET'' please. It just doesnt make sense.

>> No.4523939
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>>4523908
You're a thousand years too early to talk about purity and calculations, little one.

>> No.4523941

>>4523939

You're a terrible character from a terrible series. I don't care what you think.

>> No.4523947

>>4523927
You do realise there ARE people who actually believe the whole and "embrace" the whole TRUENEET OLOLOL thing, right? By not responding at all, you make them believe it's acceptable.

>> No.4523948

>>4523831
Not even coherent.

>> No.4523950

>>4523908
>sexual desire is a normalfag concept
Don't worry someday you will be the one getting laid instead of watching everyone else around you getting laid.

>> No.4523955

Wow this is an awful thread.

>> No.4523957

>>4523947
Oops, an extra "the whole", 'scuse me.

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>>4523941
>terrible character from a terrible series

This is what callow fools believe!

>> No.4523962

Fellow neets: notice how all the vile tripfaggotry suddenly gathered in this thread? They're trying to corrupt us, to destroy /jp/'s real userbase by seducing us down the primrose path of jobs and education. Report them.

>> No.4523965

>>4523908
NEET means that you aren't currently studying or working, nothing else. This 'subculture' that you've made up is hilarious at best.

>> No.4523983

>>4523965
>NEET means that you aren't currently studying or working, nothing else.

This is what normalfags really think.

Go back to /adv/ if you're not going to be one of us, faggot

>> No.4523992

why is /jp/ so filled with trolls today?

>> No.4523994

real NEETs aren't proud of being NEET, go away

>> No.4523996

Why are there so many new tripfags now? We had enough as it is already.

>> No.4523998

>>4523992
Normalfags between classes, probably.

>> No.4524010

>>4523996

If it really bothers you I could stop. I've been doing it all day and I feel refreshed.

I don't even like Aya all that much anyways.

>> No.4524012

TRIPS DEFINE A PERSON, GET YOUR OWN TRIP TODAY

>> No.4524030

>>4523994
>real NEETs aren't proud of being NEET, go away
>This is what normalfags really think.

>> No.4524032

>>4523992
Ask OP
>>4523994
wat
>>4523983
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture
>>4524012
You got it.

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4524035

I will always <3 my Ran-sama.

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