Monster Girl Thread

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Kej love!
Kej life!

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>>45231698
Shoggy approves of the competition?

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>>45231732
She loves putting her friends in maid outfits. For reasons.

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>ywn be loyal househusband to your mg wife

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Would you lose to a demon?

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>>45231779
I'm quite the negotiator so if anything she'll be the one losing in this merger

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>>45231698
Do consider fondling and sexualizing your emotionless automaton. Eventually they might smile.

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>>45231779
If she's better than me in the games i like playing(which is very likely because i'm bad at games), then i'd probably lose yeah. Need a monster girl who'll help me git gud and reward my progress with cuddles at night and letting me motorboat her tits all evening. Like a Salamander or an Anubis.

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you get your waifu, but she talks like a legacy of kain character

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>"Demons are bad and must kill themselves, NOW!"

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>>45231761
>this is my hobby, tekeli-li

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>>45231804
Would the automaton get emotional if I go emotionless and fall into depression and start thinking stuff like "why do I even live when robot girls are cooler than me" out loud? Would she try to cheer me up by insisting that humans are better than automatons and that she's always excited by how humans can just improvise and stuff like that? I don't want to fondle a robot girl, i just want her to tell me that everything's gonna be okay and that i'm not a failure who flunked out of college and can't find a job he likes and has no idea where to go forward next

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>>45231779
No way! I won’t even look at the contract!

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>Meanwhile in a police state MGC...

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>Manticore has been stalking me for weeks
>how do I know?
>I keep watching her spines comically fly past me, bounce off of inanimate objects and strike bystanders
>every time it happens I hear a, "FUCK," in the distance and the sound of her running away in shame
>always get a chuckle out of it
>her aim is either awful or she's incredibly lucky
>latest attempt, she snuck into an elevator with me and fired all her spines at near point blank range
>all that did was pump the poor office lady Werewolf full of enough Manticore venom to put down an Ushi Oni
>I felt bad for Joseph at first but apparently she was his manager and he's happy as a househusband now
>tonight, I've decided to put an end to this once and for all
>"forget" to lock my doors
>"forget" to close the curtains to my bedroom and then strip down naked
>climb into bed and wait
>hear the click of the front door opening and then closing
>then the sound of someone trying and failing to sneak up the stairs
>and then the click of my bedroom door and a gentle creak as it opens
>she stalks up to the bed slowly on all fours and I crack my eye open just a smidge
>her tail rears up for a strike and...hits the other side of the bed
>hear a muffled groan and then the sound of the tail striking again and again and again
>every strike lands around me
>let out a deep sigh which causes her to squeak in surprise
>throw the blanket off, roll over to look at her and then scooch over a bit before patting the bed beside me
>she stares at me in shock before a more forceful patting of the bed prompts her to lay down on it
>push her onto her back and smirk when she spreads her legs wide open
>turn around and flop back first on top of her
>grab one arm and wrap it around me
>grab the other arm and do the same with it
>then grab her tail and slowly guide it onto my dick
>making sure to push her tail down so hard around me, her spines finally touch me for the first time and pump me full of her venom
>spend the entire night in her arms as she finally puts her tail to work doing what it was always meant to do
>make sure to finish the night off with some good old fashioned lovey-dovey missionary style breeding

Sometimes you get hunted by the Manticore. Sometimes you need to trick the Manticore into thinking she's hunting you when you're just desperate to finally get that sweet, sweet venom and tailpussy.

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I refuse to lose to hags

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>>45231990
>...and then anon lost to a hag

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I'm going to go to the Hagville grocery store and lure at least four Hags into trying to capture me. Except they'll find themselves in the back of my van when the dust settles. I'll then transport them to my house where I'll make them into a Hag Harem. I will bully my Hag Wives. Sexually. I will tease my Hag Wives. Sexually. I will love my Hag Wives. Sexually. I will pamper my Hag Wives. Sexually. I will impregnate my Hag Wives. Lovingly.

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>>45232017
I couldn't win against hags...

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I am a SLUT for eels
I love to get covered in their film
GLAZED in it like a fucking donut
And then I love to get coiled and rubbed up and down by long slick smooth eel tails
I love being coiled, hugged, and wrapped while struggling to come up for air, and then promptly assaulted by the eel's mouth as she showers me in wet filmy sloppy kisses with DEEP TONGUE contact
I wanna thrash and toss about trying to get loose until she BREAKS my will to ever escape and my on grip on her hands loosens as I succumb to the eel fucking
It's gonna feel so good
I wanna give in and get coiled and coated and then fucked

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>>45232057
is it true that if you eat(out) eel you get increased vitality and libido?

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>>45231698
Abyssal Bros Unite.

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>go to the moon
>see this
What do?

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>>45232116
Smack her huge titties before asserting dominance by T posing at her.

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>Bicorn wife has been very quiet lately after I told her I have zero interest in a harem
>starting to think maybe I was a little too harsh when she gets up and then heads off to do some grocery shopping
>get up to join her on the ride to the store
>she tells me she'll be fine on her own
>oh damn, she's REAL mad
>she never misses a chance to have me ride her around in public
>she finally gets home at midnight
>I'm laying in bed feeling like a piece of shit when I hear her moving around in the living room
>hear a few loud thumps
>what
>get out of bed and head to the living room
>she's already making herself a cup of tea
>gives me a smug look and a wink before gesturing towards the floor
>come into the living room and look down
>what the fuck
>there's four monster girls tied up in demon silver shibari, gagged and blindfolded
>first one is the Inari who runs a small shrine in the neighborhood
>the second is the Salamander that runs the local BBQ restaurant
>the third is the ojou-sama Centaur whose family owns the local race track/tourney ground
>and the last is...is that a fucking Lilim
>turn to look at my wife to ask just how the fuck she pulled this off
>she stops me dead by giving a smug little smirk and telling me that nothing gets between a Bicorn and a harem for her husband
>NOTHING
>she removes the blindfolds from the monster girls on the ground and turns them to look at me
>let out a deep sigh and shrug internally before kicking off my pajama pants
>watch the eyes of all five of the women widen
>wife spends the rest of the night giving orders to the new wives as I break them in
>the next day she's back to normal if not better than normal
>humming away while she and her sister wives prepare breakfast for the family

Don't tell a Bicorn wife that you don't want a harem. It's going to happen one way or another. Even Gods will be turned aside by a Bicorn on the hunt for the ultimate harem.

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Monday...
>Verification not required.

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She’s gonna blow!

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I'm very bratty, and pity any Monster Girl who ends up with me because I am an asshole.

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>>45232158
>Made for a dark elf that calls herself mother chocolate

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>>45232127
Anon then got sent to Moon jail, which is worse than Earth jail.

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>>45232172
No prison can hold me forever I am chaos itself, and certainly I will not be contained by some moon bunny bitch.

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Not really into cows anymore since now any monster can be a cow

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>>45232101
I like you but the opnly abyssal I can see myself with are Wendigos

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>>45232158
Literally made for shotafication and rape correction

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>>45232188
>any monster can be a cow
I disagree. It's just not the same when you can't hear the soft mooing as you milk her.

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>>45232130
Bruh, how fucking sad that is. That's four entire monstergirls that will never get to experience a pure love unshared by any

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Post submissive housewives.

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>>45231821
hey it's doomguys elven daughter

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>>45232116
Help her by pounding her mochi, duh.

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>>45232479

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>>45232479
First one

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>>45232479
Second one

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>>45232479
And the third one

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>>45232479
Why she has paddle

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>>45232587
That's not a paddle that's a rice spoon.

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>>45232587
She's gonna beat yo ass

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>>45232624
Why the difference with a regular wooden spoon?

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>>45231779
yes. on purpose. over and over again. the more evil-looking, the better.

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>>45232101
squidbros, spiderbros, shogbros, gauntbros, wendibros together in this bullshit called chaos

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>>45232758
>abyssal poker night

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>>45232728
Larger and flatter.

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Can monster types stack? As in, could there be a cheshire who aquires a parasite slime? A high orc with a cursed sword? A succubus who gets 'melted' into a slime? All 3 in one? A succubus slime with a parasite slime and a cursed sword?

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>>45232816
shit, ill bring snacks.

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>>45232830
yes

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I’m gonna combined a abyssal and a undead together so I can be the most powerful incubus in the world. Where I’ll be a spiritual entity of eldritch power.

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Guys I've become a giant spider

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>>45233035
It happens how’s your vision 8 eyes.

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>>45233035
Not all Alps become Succ-Alps.

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>>45233035
*starts beatboxing*

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>>45233035
Is there like a special arachne keyboard your using right now, or did you go back to human form to type this? Your wife's gonna be pissed if you're wasting time on the internet instead of shoving her in the breeding pouch.

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She hasn't woken up for 36 hours now. Maybe she's in a coma?

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>>45233503
This isn't rocket science.

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>>45233520
instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

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What would you do if the Chief God herself was personally stalking you and cockblocking you from the cute demons and monsters because she gets bored with the stalemate she has with Lilith and just goes out of her way to do this just so she feels like she got a win in every now and then?

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>>45233371
Not everything is a alp anon and certainly you won’t want to put your “thing” in that.

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writefag status?

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UNGA

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>>45233747
Procrastinating severely.

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>be Anon
>waiting for Portals
>can't decide, want to fuck as many mamonos as possible
>definitely a BicornAnon
>finally Portals!
>Anon eagerly jumps through to meet his Fated...
>... she's a Unicorn!
>WTF? Definitely the wrong 'Corn. Is the DL hard of hearing?
>She's excited to meet Anon, literally glowing so white it hurts Anon's eyes
>Anon:"Umm... Uh, I think there's been some kind of mistake..."
>Unicorn [with squeals]"Ohno, you're perfect, you're just right!"
>A:"Uh, sorry, but I'm not exactly a 'PureAnon'..."
>Unicorn sniffs Anon's forehead like she can actually smell his soul
>U:"Oh, no, you're not any kind of pure. You're a dirty dirty Anon. Oh, I've been waiting years for all those filthy things in your mind that you're going to do to me!"
>A:"Uh, I mean you are pretty and everything, but, aren't you supposed to be a Pure Unicorn?"
>U:"Well, I am now, of course. It's just so boring, isn't it? So, the sooner we can get you a Harem together, the sooner you can start blackening me in all those filthy ways. Come on, I know just the girls to start with...."

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>>45233747
>>45233824
Ditto.

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>>45233696
Why, go for the Chief God herself, of course!

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GARGANTUAN ghost gazongas

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>>45233747
I've written like one sentence in the past week.
It's like I love the words in my head but the second I put it to words I start to cringe and hate my own work.

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>>45234240
I've edited like one sentence in the past week.
It's like I love the words on my screen but the second I put any work into it I start to cringe and hate work. So I read manga and play vidya instead.

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Opinion on shortstack Monster Girls, anons?

No lolis

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Hey, question for the thread. In the movie Return of the Killer Tomatoes, one character is a busty tomato. Would she count as a mamono for all y'all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aIXhmygh3A

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>>45234348
I really need a couple of shortstack wives, preferably draphs

>>45234207
You call that gargantuan?

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>>45233747
intros hard.

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>>45234348
not a fan personally. i like tall. preferably taller than me, but im 6'2" so thats rare.

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>>45234396
Dark mage wants to know your location

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>>45234348

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>Be Anon
>Portals open, walking around the 1st Village
>various manonos approach Anon hopefully, they're all friendly but back off nervously when they sense Anon's mana-marker
>eventually Anon asks a big Jinko why everybody is reacting so strangely
>Jinko: "So, you're obviously marked as a Centaur Anon, right? Well, the Portal has dropped you here, but there's only one Centaur in town, and she's not very friendly. So, I guess all I can say is Good luck."
>Anon continues touring the village until he gets stopped by a loud shout.
>She's a big Centaur, almost a Draught-horse size, and blocking the street as every other mamono scurries out of the way.
>Cent:"So, you're the Anon the Portal sent here? The DL must be going blind. How is a punyAnon like you going to defeat me? If you think you can ride me, you'd better be able to beat me. Choose your mode of duel."
>Anon has to think fast.
>Anon:"I choose bare-knuckles. No weak demon-silver nonsense of toy weapons, no rounds we fight to a submission, hands only, no kicking, no holes barred. Agreed?"
>The Centaur nods, she's got a foot of reach, and over 4 feet of height over Anon, not to mention their difference in weigh-classes.
>Cent:"Agreed. Prepare yourself!"
>She dances forward, making preparatory air-punches. She gets in a few quick jabs. Anon blocks most of them, the height difference means she can really only punch down towards Anon's head, but that means Anon doesn't have to defend his whole body and can concentrate on blocking high. But in reply, Anon can only get in a few uppercuts into her front leg thighs.
>Then Anon steps in, and past her, parrying her surprised swings at his head as she tries to turn her upper torso to follow Anon until he's out of reach and pushing his shoulder in against her rear leg, and reaching his hands under her long skirt.
>Despite the rules, the Centaur almost kicks Anon away, but he's wrapping himself around her leg, so there's no room to kick, or even try to stomp his feet with her hoof.
>And then Anon's fist finds his target.
>Anon almost gets crushed and has to twist aside as the Centaur buckles and collapses to lie on the cobblestones, her legs convulsing uncontrollably.
>Anon stays in close, climbing onto her flank, and still his fists stay under the Centaur's skirt.
>Cent:"I yield! I yeild!"
>But Anon doesn't stop, he just lifts her skirt so the entire village can see his arm is in the Centaur's ass almost to the elbow, and her Hosspussy is gushing wet.
>Anon:"So shall I ride you home? Or just fuck you here?"
>Cent:"Whatever you...whatever my Master desires."
>
>Next morning, in her bed of a straw mattress, Anon caresses his new waifu's sensitive ears.
>Anon:"You know, you really should have listened more carefully with these. It's normally 'no holds barred', not 'no holes', Darling."

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> 45234369
No, she's a fruit, and you're a vegetable.

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>>45234439
>anal fisting before holding hands, headpats and forehead kisses first
You got the order a bit wrong I think.

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>>45234542
Get with the times, old man.

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ms dhampir(extremist)

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>>45231803
>I get: eternal and unconditional love and happiness
>She gets: Me
Just keep letting her think she won.

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>>45234642
Extreme about fighting vampires, right? She's safe to be around surely

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>>45234642
And yet she's still just as weak and dorky as normal Dhampirs are.

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>>45234642
>vampire rebels against her mom and has a dhampir daughter
>dhampir rebels against her mom and ends up siding with her traditionalist grandma
>family reunions are a real mess

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A Delightful Surrender! I’m back with chapter 1 of my new demon story. It’s about a military commander from Orderland being invited to dinner with a demon general to discuss his army’s surrender. Except things become complicated when he realizes the demon general is his long-lost lover.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51567235/chapters/130336276

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>>45234710
femdom?

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>>45234710
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/51567235/chapters/130336276
Nice, I was hoping you'd continue to write. I really liked your last one.

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>>45234717
Between the MC and demon, it's fairly equal. I'm writing chapter 2, and there's a manticore for this one short scene for a minor character's POV though.

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>>45234743
I see, thanks.

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>>45232830
Yes there's all kinds of hybrids

Undead hybrids are especially common

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>>45234781
Undead jubjub, who forgets she wighted a while ago

[https://s.4cdn.org/image/title/81.jpg No.]

remember when that one anon commissioned a lot of picks involving headpats with the electric weasel and that other anon got really mad at it for some reason?

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>>45234789
A jubjub wight sounds odd, just because jubjub's stupidity clashes with a wight's regalness I feel

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>>45234831
i dont get it

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>>45234800
>That name
Did 4chan glitch or something what the hell?

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>>45234865
>Did 4chan glitch
must be , i sure as hell don't remember typing that in.

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>>45234841
Maybe something to do with chaos since scales are a symbol of order and law and is now getting fucked by a anon who might have lost his marbles.

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>>45234929
she cute

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Mad hatter underrated.

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Was monmusu quest as good as I remember?

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>>45234959
outlook poor

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>>45234923
I don't care how big her butt is, I am squishing any mosquito I find on my property

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>>45234923
>TFW you got the universal blood type

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>>45234923
Male mosquitos eat mostly nectar meaning majority of the husbands of mosquito mamonos are sugar addicts.

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>>45234978
She's just a harmless bug anon, hardly any different from you or me

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>>45234986
Whore

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>>45235004
Not an addiction. I can stop any time I want.

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>>45234710
>wake up Monday morning to a demon story
This sounds amazing. I can't wait to read it a bit later.

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>Wanna see something cool?

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>>45235228
I want to see a lot of things, strange questionably human woman.

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You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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>>45235381
You're my number one gal

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>>45231943
tyranny makes my pp hard

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>>45235409
Everythings better with monster girls.

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>>45235394
>Never rub another monster's rhubarb

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>>45232539
is that shogchild a real child or is this annother one of the shogs tricks, is it part of her body like the dishwasher is?

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>>45235452
all is shog, don’t think about it too hard

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>>45235492
I don't like corndogs, I like warm homemade meals

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>>45235492
make that 20 corndogs a week!

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>>45235452
New Shogs have to come from somewhere

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>>45235492
I can't tell if that's 20 corndogs or if it's just 2 and that 0 is crossed out...

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>>45235567
Is it a goblin, or a fairy?

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what if monster girl but chubby ?

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>>45235660
All girls are better if they're soft. More to cuddle.

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>>45235614
yes

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>>45235660
>>45235675
not only they get rounder faces which are cuter

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>>45235593
>that 0 is crossed out
That actually means that it is a zero. Sometimes it is done to easier distinguish between 0 and O.

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These jungle cats better hand over the gold or I'm gonna make them eat my shitty hard-shell beef tacos made with packaged seasoning from Walmart

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>>45232061
Yes.

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>>45235949
I'm not buying.

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Let me tell you something about monster woman
Something about monster woman

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>>45235978
Tell me more.

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>>45235949
I bought 20.

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Let me tell you something about tiny hags
I want to get violently pampered and get all my needs fulfilled by one despite me being a grown ass man

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I want to be househusband.
I want to raise the kids, I want to clean the house, I want do everything in the house.

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>>45235228
>respond with 'yeah sure!'
>immediately half her height, nestled between her breasts

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>>45236095
She was right; this is something cool!

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>>45236088
I do not think most anons here have what it takes to be a househusband. And a lot realize that so embrace mommydom.
Become a third place trophy husband, anon.

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i desire to make cursed weapons, do you think a cyclops would know how to?

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>>45236088
i already like cooking and cleaning, and i love writing. i could maybe do that on the side while househusbanding. might not have time to write though, having to wrangle god-knows how many kids away from blowing eachother up with magic.

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>>45236101
Honestly anon, just DIY that shit. Figure it out for yourself. See what sticks. Then, one night, wake up to find one of your best works missing. After that, look down and see it firmly lodged into your chest, having been picked up and used by an invading manticore who couldn't resist its dark influence. Good luck.

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>>45236112
nah, imma see if i can make her both cursed and the tsukumogami at the same time

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I hope KC talks about the monsters of chaos more. Specifically the abyss, and the chaos gods. I need my mommy domme shub-niggurath.

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I hope KC talks about the monsters of order more - not the faction but monsters who just like things being together and cohesive. Specifically having schedules, and the planning gods. I need my mommy domme senior manager anubis.

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>>45236144
>You will cum inside me at EXACTLY 4pm if we want to keep up with the schedual.

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>>45232047
They can't win against Anon either.

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>>45236131
>>45236144
If the god of order (not THE order) is some middle management schedule dog, then is the god of chaos some sort of cosmic horror chesh?

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Your order is ready.

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>>45236162
i imagine theyd be distinictly more abyssal than catty, but i like this idea.

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>massive portal opens
>Anons try to rush through
>monster girls try to rush through
>the entire Tismwan race builds barricades overnight
>the Head Tismwan pulls out a clipboard, clears her throat, turns towards the Mamono side and calls out a name
>a Shirohebi tentatively slithers forward
>the Head Tismwan's sister hands the Hebi a small crystal ball, a pouch of supplies and then opens the gate for her to cross
>on our side, everyone is standing there wondering why we can't rush through when a Hebi pops through the portal
>weaves her way through the crowd of men watching a small blue arrow shift around in the crystal ball
>ends up in front of an Anon busy picking up some litter left by AkanameBaitAnon
>grabs him and then slithers at maximum speed back through the portal
>just as an Ushi Oni strides through

The Tismwans take immigration controls seriously. That'll end the moment an Anon forces his way through with a wheelbarrow full of Lincoln Logs, LEGOs, Civilization CDs and model tanks.

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>>45236175
Tism wans are a powerful force of control, yet ironically they need someone else to instill discipline and order into them.
I reccomend an apophis or pharoah to keep their autism in check, or better yet, bend it to their advantage.

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What monster girl would want an autistic man for a husband?

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>>45236233
Apophis has a soft spot for autistic people.

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>>45236233
I hope my waifu.

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>>45236233
I doubt that undead girls are picky about their husbands

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>>45236233
Elf.

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>>45236283
>meet elf
>inappropriate ear touching
>scared by loud noise and runs away

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>Ushi Oni gets her husband
>he's autistic
>doesn't like being touched
>doesn't like loud noises
>just likes hanging out and playing vidya or reading books together
>it takes a lot of willpower but eventually she settles in to her new life
>she's never been happier
>whenever she's in the mood she always checks to make sure he's okay with sexy time
>if he's not, she goes off and shlicks watching a home video of sexy time
>if he is, she's as gentle as possible with him
>always asking if she can do what she wants
>"Can I touch your hair?"
>"Can I kiss your neck?"
>"Can I touch your butt?"
>always asks if he wants to cuddle every night
>some nights he does, other nights he doesn't
>she doesn't force it, she's just happy to listen to him breathe
>fifteen years later they're the proud parents to four daughters
>he's much more cuddly now but she still makes sure to ask permission if she wants to take the initiative

GOOD. END.

>>45236233
ANY monster girl would be happy with an autistic husband. Even the most rape happy monster girl. MGE is inherently one of those everybody-get-a-good-end settings.

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>>45236305
Hover hand can be cured.

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>>45236278
Rotting body and exposed bone erotic

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>>45235909
Pharoahs have such perfect bodies fit for a ruler

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>>45236323
A cruel exodus

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I hope you guys are lifting and getting bigger so you'll be able to princess carry your MG wife. She'll want to be treated like a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters should be called cute and treated as such. In fact, I'm going to march up to a manticore and do that right now!

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I can trust foxes because I know that they can't be trusted. I trust them to be untrustworthy.

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>>45236464
You can trust them to be good moms.

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>>45236283
>Elves kidnapping autistic men or attacking transports that they believe have autistic men aboard them
>They have magic for detecting it, of course.
>So after identifying them, they'll take them as well as other men they strike their fancy away
>To their new lives in the elven capital

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>>45236464
Watching the PoTC trilogy with a Kraken and bunch of different undeads.

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>>45236233
wurms

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>>45235949
A bit too old to be adopted me thinks

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>>45235949
>adoptable
>for sale
What is it now.

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>>45236283
but y? are autistic men rather exotic and interesting?

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valkyries like to play dragon quest

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>>45236623
drag my balls on her qcheuest

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>>45236623
They play Valkyrie Profile

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I want to drink a mershark's drool

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>>45236682
cute monster girl

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>>45236233
Heckwans, anons with the tism need protection.

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>>45236753
>autistic men get service wives when the portals open
>autistic women get monsterized into Tismwans

GOOD ENDING.

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>>45236584
You buy it and you own the image but also you don't if the artist actually ever gives a single fuck and tries to take you to court.
>>45236682
He looks smug. Would fuck after he alps.

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>>45236822
>>45236753
They say hellhounds have a nose for those in need of protection

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>>45237042
>Hellwan's sister teases her about her being domesticated by her autist husband
>gets a death glare from Hellwan
>her husband is oblivious just sitting in her lap, he's too busy putting together his latest P-40 Warhawk model
>this one is the XP-40Q and he's been waiting patiently for the company to finally release a model so he can finish his Warhawk collection
>she nearly dies from love overload when he buries his face in her neck fluff every night and tells her how safe she makes him feel

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be uncommon to see monsters from the same species group together in hopes of having a better chance of finding a husband?

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I want a demon mommy who makes my decisions for me.

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How do they bombard their enemies
With high yield clussy containers and cars

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>>45237116
I don't think I could handle one, let alone two or more monster girls. I can barely handle myself.

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>>45237116
it could be fairly practical based on local demographics

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I would love to have a guided tour from a danuki on regional goods and agriculture in the mist continent and completely forget I was just there as a tourist and instead obsess over the optimal amount of fucking I should make the Ryu temples undergo, accidentally making an Eros sect with a evilly smiling danuki wife.

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Please remember that if you ever get too apathetic, you will get a state mandated therapy werewolf.

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>>45237324
maybe you'll feel better if you pet a beastgirl

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>>45237324
Wouldn't I need a whywolf?

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>monster girls:
>rape (You) so hard you can barely stand, then force you to fuck their huge thighs while massaging your butt, then for good measure give you a handjob so dexterous it makes (You) feel like a cow being milked and force you to sleep with them in their mansion where the Kiki and Shog maids will take turns participating in that humiliation molesting (You) when you have morning wood or need to bath
>also monster girls:
>“BWEEEEH BWEEEEH WHY WON’T ANON SUCK MY TITS!!!”

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>>45237324
>if you ever get too apathetic, you will get a state mandated therapy werewolf.
Do you just get one or is this a "the whole fucking pack comes too", and some of them aren't even werewolves, you can't just say kitsune counts because they're canines!

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emotional support kobold

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>>45237442
Polt says:
>run on the treadmill to outrun your issues!

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>>45237354
>Do you just get one or is this a "the whole fucking pack comes too"

>Get a therapy werewolf
>2 hours in she makes a call
>"Yeah, I'm gonna need backup with this one"
>her whole pack is there now
>Every need taken care of and you get 24/7 cuddles
Good end

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i need an emotional support lim!

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>>45237460
You can't run away from your problems forever.

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>>45237511
We don't subscribe to crackpot fringe science here.

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>>45234710
Thank you for writing this.
Love vanilla succ.
Love demons.
Simple as.

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>>45231698
Anon, how dare you make her think that you cheated on her. Now you have to marry and impregnate her as an apology.

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>>45237598

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>>45237604
>>45237598
The old yandere murder suicide.

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>>45234710
Aww yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiro means snek
hebi means snek
shirohebi means snek
snek

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I loved this manga. The panda girl was great. Technically they were just animals but they acted so inhuman it was very refreshing.

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>>45237677
AKSHUALLY 'shiro' is glorious nihongo speak for the inferior english word 'white'.

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>>45237695
What's their favorite band?

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>>45237729
White Hot Semen Creampies

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebi is the only monster girl that can get away with 3D behaviour

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What happens if you push a mleming hebis tongue back in?

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>>45237903
Blue flames and lots of creampies.

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>>45237885
I'm a take the wagon

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>>45237598
>>45237604
So she's killing that dude, what's next? Hebi seppuku?

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>>45237948

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>>45237948
Corrective raep-coiling isn't soduku.

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>>45237962
>Shitpost on 4mon
>Get to see wendigos
Why should I stop?
>>45237967
Looks she's crushing him while crying sorry

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>>45238006
Look at that chin. Goddamn.

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>>45238047
Gigachad.

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Mad Hatter got a mad shatter

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>>45233747
I tried, but lost motivation.

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You left your browsing history open and chesh teleported in to have a snoop.
how screwed are you?
how badly does she tease you?

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>>45236458
This anon gets it

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>>45236458
I desire a massive, muscular Jinko wife that's way stronger than me, but I would try that at least once.

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>>45237868
Hell is a rape train and there are no brakes.

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kej armpits

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>Every door you open just leads to Chesh's beedroom
No escape from the cat

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>>45238417
Fine, I'm gonna eat chips in her bed and leave lots of crumbs.

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>>45238334
>I desire a massive, muscular Jinko wife that's way stronger than me
Why, what self respecting man wants a woman thats stronger than him?

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which region MGE has the best food and the best cooks?

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>>45238492
>what self respecting man wants a woman thats stronger than him?
Me.

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>>45238498
dragonia has burgers

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>>45238384
This reminds me, did someone took that Troll, Kej girls swapping outfits and doing the hair of the other? I think that was a pretty cute request

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>>45238417
Please stop I really need to use the bathroom.

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Lewd the lolis
Breed the brats
Plow the pears

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>>45238524
Your not a self respecting man then

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>>45238531
Not to my knowledge.
>>45238671
Yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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>>45238692
Saggy

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>>45235549
They come from the Shog tree, when you kiss a shog you shogberry grows from the shog tree and that becomes a new shog.

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>>45238526
but burgers are ok

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>Kiki wakes up to me cooking and cleaning while I tell her to sit down and rest.

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Need excitement in your life?
Try the "cry in hagville" challenge!

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>>45238988
Breakfast in bed is what a good Kiki wife deserves.

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>>45238999
I don't need a challenge to dive into a sea of hags

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>>45233747
By the Chief God my shit is autistic. Hopefully that rubs off on the characters, but Jesus introducing a Mamano into the real world is a cringefest when the Anon protag already knows about MGE. Gonna have to rewrite most of the first interaction and I honestly have no idea where the story is gonna go from there.

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>>45233747
>stinky NEET Lilim getting cured of NEET status by former NEET dragged into her world by the Mamono Lord and Husbando Hero themselves

Lots of progress. Still haven't gone lewd yet. Might not ever go lewd, maybe I'll stick with keeping it a slightly comedic yet cute story.

>brain full of other story ideas

Trying desperately not to distract myself. I tried writing two other stories but ended up dropping them because I couldn't focus. Maybe later.

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>>45237511
I can try

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>>45238988
kinky-kiki role-reversal roleplay
>be Anon
>cleaning the kitchen table after making his Kiki-Mithtreth breakfast in bed
>Mithtreth sneaks up behind Anon-butlero and starts surprise-jacking him off until Anon cooms across the table
>Mithreth orders her Anon-butlero to scoop up the mess by hand and feed it to her, sucking each finger in turn
>Mithtreth Kiki lays back on the kitchen table and 'forces' her Anon-butlero to eat her Kikipussy
>Finishes by pushing Anon-butlero down onto the table and cowgirl-riding Anon for another coom

[Fuckoff nofemdom tards - occasional roleplay is fine]

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Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father

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>>45238531
It's a nice idea
>Kej with some braids and plenty of flowers here and there
>Troll with longer hair and a fancy hair ornament to go along with it.

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>>45239128
Kinki-Kiki messy-sex play:
>whipped cream, chocolate sauce, big bowl of warm custard
>all over the kitchen, all over Anon and his Kiki
>pouring it on, licking it off, splashing mixed mess coom and kiki-grool everywhere as they roll and slide across the floor fucking each other crazy
>
>the Maido Academy Inspector arrives for a snap-inspection just as Anon cooms over his Kiki's custard-covered tits in a squelching paizuri
>Instantly ticks the "10/10" score on her clipboard
>changes it to "11/10" when the Kiki returns the kitchen to spotless while only wearing a NakedApron

[Anonymous No.]

post old kots, old foxes and old wans.

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>>45239223
This cat seems pretty old

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>>45239258
She just looks fat, not old.

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I will make a fat cat work out. I will force her to run on the treadmill until her ugly fat tits are nice and small again and hides aren't wide enough to crush me every time she lays on me. I will skinnyfy her with an intense regimen.

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No i will not submit to monster girls, i'll stay virgin forever

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can I leave now?

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>>45237845
I trust and follow all bugs.

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>>45237845
this is what the cyanide tooth is for

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>>45239223

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Thinking about cats

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Sad. Need monsters and a drink.

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talk about shep or they'll bleat at you or push their head into you for attention

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>>45239258
Need a kot of this size to squish me

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>>45238267
I stand by my search history. Her ruse won't work unless her ruse was to listen to pic related's sage wisdom.

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>>45238267
lots of doujins about energy drain. like, a lot a lot. so, goodbye precious levels.

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>>45239728
The single best energy drain doujin I read is still the day magic disappeared from the world.

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Human men and Hellhounds, a match made in Heaven, they belong together like peanut butter and jelly. Or Syrup and Pancakes. One just isn't the same without the other.

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>>45239686

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>>45234710
Goddamn, this is a good story. Only nitpick I can find is the navy magi being likened to windmills, as I feel that a pair of bellows would be a more apt comparison. Absolutely beautiful work, overall.

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>>45239759
i like this one called 'adventurers log was lost' or some shit. energy drain, re-fueling via milk, big sister stuff, tall women, etc

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>>45239807
Absolutely fantastic one but a little bit too heavy on the vore. And the shotas.
By god, it's always the shotas with these people.

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>>45239774
Yeah but don't tell them that. It'll go to their heads

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mlemdom

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>>45239828
Any amount of voreshit or other /trash/ like that is too much.

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>>45239828
the shota puts me off, so i try REALLY hard to imagine theyre just tall. dont like the snuff either, so i just ignore that part
i either headcanon it as deaging or just pretend theyre just small

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>>45239854
dam kots

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>>45239876
i'd just x out, myself

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>>45239875
There is no way to avoid all of it. Fetish porn always has fetishes in it, even ones you don't like.

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>>45239886
the fetishes i dont like are not strong enough to keep me away from the fetishes i do like

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>>45236242
any reason for the grapesnek in particular?

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I can't believe peter grill has almost no fanart

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>>45239854

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>>45239147
Wrong board, anon.

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is this really a level 1 quest?

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>>45240013
She's used to dealing with autism hound.
She's also very good at dealing with vulnerable, sensitive people - as her venom can leave people trembling, mewling wrecks.
Apophis have good wrangling traits like being intelligent and patient (enough to wait for the perfect moment to grape a pharoah).
She can restrain an autistic person who becomes violent or a danger to themselves very easily. Seriously, those full body hugs can calm anyone down.
She's rich enough (probably, maybe not apopcicle) to make accomodations for her husband.
She is a good communicator (ruler and deciever)
The only problem is empathy - which I'm not sure how apophis does on. Grape snek isn't cruel by any means, but who knows.

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>>45240066
>she's mastered the dreamcatcher
well there goes my anti-nightmare plan

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>>45240068
i need her

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>>45240058
>is this really a level 1 quest?
Unfortunately due to the average level increasing in monsters this is all we have left to offer new adventurers. If you feel as if you've been tricked please understand monsters are now being born at level 50 and the desperate monsters are moving to lower level zones to compensate. And no, we don't give refunds on the guild cards if you choose to leave.

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army of shortstack gobs

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>>45240068
Apooper is best noodle.

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>>45240068
give big purple

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>>45231698

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>>45240157
Please don't call her that.

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>>45240068
>Apophis about to grape anon
>Sees him wear a 'be patient ive got autism shirt'
>Frowns, makes her self known to him
>"Hi! Hello! My name is anon what's your name! You are a big snake!" anon screams at her happily.
>Grape snek goes into full anubis taming mode
>Four hours later she's got him coiled up nodding along to his interests about train gauges

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>>45240196
my pharoah wife suggests apoopface as a better name

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>>45240210
Your wife needs grape correction

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>>45240196
She learned some bad habits from her servants, that's why

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I find weird monsters being into anal sex, with all the pregnancy stuff that they love so much

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>>45240264
they like other stuff too, like sex

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>>45240264
And I can't think of why all female species are usually so fatalistic but porn artists gonna porn.

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Apophis SNILF who drips venom down her dainty chin, past the held open collar of her sweater, past her risque lingerie you only see in the evening, all the way down to her slightly flabby tummy - and into your waiting mouth.

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>>45240264
So long as most of the seed goes to the womb, why would they not want to absorb mana in every entrance they can? A little booty breeding can't be wrong.

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imagine a autistic wurm and anon
imagine how much destruction they would cause without a wrangler

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>>45240293
Foxes with ears are a brave new direction for china gacha devs.

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>>45240264
Because they also love thrill and fun
They are adventurers too

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>>45240297
id let her anal vore my penis

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>>45240320
>Try to extract from Cheshys anus
>She won't let go
>Been stuck to her for half an hour and now you have to go to work

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>>45240305
Ears are for molesting.

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>>45240297
That's a portal. Your spunk is getting transported elsewhere.

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>>45240346
>Chesh teleports off and on your penis at such high frequency that she looks invisible to all onlookers.
>Going from tight chesh anus to air so fast is mind-meltingly pleasurable
>Milks you dry using her butt in 10 minutes
Alternatively
>Chesh teleports just her colon into your pants so you can get fucked by her butt at work without anyone knowing.

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>>45240372
Too weird for me, need the whole onahip of cheshires disembodied lower half.

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>>45240372
>Chesh starts to watch you invisible
>Waits for you to open your mouth to yawn or something like that
>Places her naked nipple, pussy or anus right on your tongue for just a split-second
>Enough to question whether it ever happened

[Anonymous No.]

Avoid monsters grappling moves, such as the dreaded leglock

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>>45240264
They're all weak to anal

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What would happen if you hit on a monstergirl that's already married?

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>>45240457
leglock is something i would ban if i could. its too strong. how do you beat it? youre already weak as fuck because of the sex, and now youve gotta escape the clutches of your cumhungry wife? how the fuck are you meant to? genuine question. what do i do.

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>>45240488
>touch monsters anus
>she does that family guy death pose

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>>45240494
Death. Begone from this realm.

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>>45240494
you wouldn't be attracted to her to begin with
they're pretty good at manipulating desire, intentionally or not

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>>45240494
Politely inform you that she's already married but offer to introduce you to an unmarried friend. Persist anyway, and it won't be long until you get a black eye.

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>>45240494
I think she'd be pretty annoyed in most cases.

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>>45240514
Except the cuck horse. She'd be flattered.

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>>45234710
>DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS
Very cute. Loved it. If I had to pick an area for improvement, some of your dialogue could use a quick read-aloud for minor grammar/word choice issues.
This really hit the spot. Thanks for writing it. Guess I'll spend the rest of the night daydreaming about demon waifu.

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>>45240498
Take them from behind.

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>>45240575
but the prehensile tail

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>>45240584
this is true. taillock is strong, and so is magic.

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>>45240397
You mean a pizza box.

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>>45240498
If you're in position to be leglocked you have already lost

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>>45240494
She grabs Anon, drags his ass down the street, dumps him on her single sister's doorstep.

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>>45240504
Hebis reign supreme ALL polygamists should die! Being monogamists is the way to go.

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Imagine you have a raiju daughter.
She's being naughty, and you need to stop her from harassing the neighbour's kid with her lightning.
There's only one way to stop a zap weasel daughter's electricity.
you ground her

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>>45240636
pun aside, it's important not to spank the weasel. they ovulate to sexual violence

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>>45240636
that was painful.

[Anonymous No.]

mmm succubus paizuri hell

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>>45234710
pretty good. i normally give solider stories a pass but it was worthwhile
the ending seemed a little abrupt to me but i guess i wanted to see the afterparty

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>>45240684
I think there's another chapter

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>>45240636
I make sure she is wearing one of those electrical hazard signs everywhere she goes. If he gets zapped, it's his own fault.

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>>45240689
that'll be nice

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>>45240709
Indeed. I like my demons a bit more aggressive, but I'm very much looking forward to more.

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>>45240684
soldier* stories

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being mocked for cumming from paizuri

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>Walk outside
>Blinding flash and thunderous crack out of nowhere
>Come to being cuddled by zapweasel
Remember: lightning can strike from insane distances, if you hear the thunder, you are in danger

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>>45240760

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This bnuuy is cold

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>>45240841
This oni is cold

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>>45240846
Just wondering but is there a story behind this or more to it like a comic, I’m okay if there isn’t since I know something’s are just standalone art pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking about Onis I just remembered this guy, I wonder if someone has made a monster girl version of it at this point.
https://files.catbox.moe/sldrcv.webp

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>>45240893
It comes from a bunkerchan drawpile.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm

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>>45240940
real

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>>45240940
wurms

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Mruw

[Anonymous No.]

need tsurara-onna are perfect and i want them to be spoken of more. my writefaggery continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45240912
Thanks for reminding me they roped my favorite singer into doing some music for the shitty adaptation of that

Poor girl. Cross Ange was embarrassing enough

[Anonymous No.]

w-u-r-m

[Anonymous No.]

>>45240940
wurm?

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[Anonymous No.]

need story ideas. help me. i am femdom trash, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45240971
>no tomboy, muscled wurm that is an overly strong, level 1 barbarian with sick stats.

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>>45240994
>anon tries to teach wurm how to femdom for his fetish
>she doesn't get it
>anon keeps yelling 'Cut!" every couple seconds as wurm just defaults into lovey dovey time
>closest he got is when wurm told him to lick her feet(tail) and she started to happily giggle when he does

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>>45240494
You get redirected to her sister or single friend.

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>>45240494
It's all a part of Eros' plan.

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>>45241090
I'm a firm believer in coloring your snakes

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bratcap

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>>45241102
make sure to warm up your sneks on these cold nights

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>>45241136
What if ice snek, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241144
make sure she has plenty of ice pack blankets then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241017
Cute

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>>45241117
The worst traveling companion, a constant nuisance.

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You cannot trust reptiles or ice based monsters. They covet your warmth and plan to steal it for themselves.
Even the salamanders
Especially the salamanders

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>>45241166
That's why you should trust foxes. They generate their own warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

enjoying peanut butter somehow even more than the hellwan wife

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>>45241166
>Anon's tall, strongthick salamander childhood friend just looks at the words with disdain.
>"Please, I'd never pull that shit with Anon! Its just impromptu grappling training!"
>"And survival practice!"
>'You don't have to try and justif-'
>"One sec Anon, I have to do this, someone is talking shit on the internet."

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>Ehhh? What do you mean too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241230
I can't drink with someone who wears too much clothes

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>>45241230
I bet you could fry an egg on an Oni's abs.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that there's a reason why some of the girls up north are a bit on the thick side.
its called cold resistance, do not question the white grizzly girl of the north.

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What the dog doin'?

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>>45241255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpvByatWes

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>>45241264
This reminds me of a old mlp meme from a old episode from the first cartoon of it. In the episode the ponies had horses pulling carriages around and people were making slavery jokes of the scene.

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>have vision problems and your local optometrist recommended you visit a Dark Mage’s potion shop
>you’d rather just get glasses but she was REALLY persistent on getting you to go to the shop
>find the place
>it’s a little run down on the outside but the interior has that “grandma’s house” feel
>you greet the Dark Mage at the counter and ask for a potion that can help fix your eyes
>she seems more shifty after you mention your recommendation
>hands you a potion clearly labeled “Energy Enhancer”
I didn’t ask for this
>next bottle is purple and definitely isn’t written in English
Lady, look, I-
>she’s just getting more and more random shit and is putting it in to a crate
>wtf is going on
>Dark Mage hands you an address and a pill

What the fuck have you gotten involved in?

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>>45241283
why is everything fun until the furries get hold of it?

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>>45241230
>Time to get a refill?

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>>45241255
>>45241270
They need to stay in their frozen homelands and stop burning down my churches

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>>45234642
Holy sex

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>>45241319
No. Get in the longboat, mom won't leave her alone about grandchildren.

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>>45241306
I'm convinced that there's furries on the team for the new mario
The evidence being is that characters always wore an open-faced suit of the animal in previous games, never BECAME the animal like the elephant, and the fact that bowser is really into elphant-peach...


ANYWAY to keep shit on topic, whould you just want wonderlands girls, do to you want to visit wonderland itself?

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>>45241329
would an elephant monstergirl work?

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>>45241306
I was just making a joke nothing to do with furries. That I don’t know how you came to that conclusion I was talking about furries. I was talking about same species or similar species enslaving each other.

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>>45241437
sorry, unrelated thought got caught, ill do better later

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>>45241328
I'm not leaving my castle. She needs to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>Kej and troll swapping outfits
You know what would be another fun one? Ice Queen and Titania swapping outfits
>Titania trying to act emotionally distant
>and failing miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

what if kitsune seals you

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>>45241437
Anon probalby associates anything MLP with furries. I think what he was going for is that OG MLP was fine, but you get to nowdays and how psychotic the internet got over the series

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>>45241347
With a fluffy variant, mammoth-chan!

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Anyone else realize how much pyrow bait they are? Don't even really like them, but at this point I don't even think I could entertain the idea of a relationship so the idea of one just boiling the frog like that is probably what would get me

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>>45241347
just do what senton academy did with the mammoth, just compleaty ignore the nose

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>>45241482
Could do something with a mask similar to the phantom, but in a more biological way kinda like how The Mask is where it gives them a boost in power.

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>>45241479
I personally hate the idea of the "but not really haha"
To me it feels like they're just ashamed of admitting to being in a relationship with me and that hurts.

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>>45241479
I think receiving a secret through-spats buttjob from one on public transit would lock me in as her property for life

[Anonymous No.]

>biology teacher at a high school
>it's only been a few weeks since the portals to this other world opened up but students from that world have already enrolled
>notice that a few of them look a little old to be teenagers though
>and a couple of them look young but act way older than they should
>suspicious
>caught two of the students from 3rd period in my classroom after school sniffing the jacket I leave for when it's cold during class
>think one is an Inari and the other was an Anubis or something
>the Anubis stays after class regularly to ask questions about all the models I have in my classroom even though she ends up staying past the bell for 4th period and earning herself detention daily
>the Inari brings me in homecooked meals every single day and I always feel bad telling her I can't accept them because she always gets teary eyed
>one of my more troublesome students is a Pyrow
>she keeps suggesting things like, "Hey Mr Anon, there's no seats so I guess I have to sit on your lap today"
>always catch myself agreeing to whatever she says and then immediately correct myself
>she doesn't seem bothered by my denial of whatever she suggests but she doesn't stop it no matter how many times I give her detention
>what the fuck is their world like
>my new TA is pretty great though
>she's called a Bicorn and she's quickly become close friends with all of my trouble students
>they've all fallen in line pretty quickly after getting a private talking-to from her
>Inari has stopped bringing in unsolicited meals, Anubis doesn't stay past the bell anymore and even the Pyrow has ceased casually suggesting I do sexual things to her
>guess it takes a mamono to sort a mamono
>apparently she met my mom at the grocery store and my mom loves her
>she keeps having her over for dinner lately which make sense because mom always loved helping to guide future teachers
>one benefit of this whole portal thing is mom hasn't asked about grandchildren at all lately
>she is quite insistent that I have Ms Bicorn over for dinner tonight
>apparently she's bringing guests with her
>should be fun

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>>45241479
Yeah, I like the idea of being in a relationship but another part of me likes indulging in isolation since that's the way I've been living for a long time. We're all bait for a number of a different monster girls, no doubt.

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>>45241466
Why are we talking about MLP, lmao. I mean, I liked it too, but damn that was a hot minute ago.

It suddenly dawns on me that I've been I've been wishing for love and friendship for a long time.

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>>45241555
I assume the brony plauge lives rent free in some people dispite it dying years ago.

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>>45241562
That's not very nice. Why are you this way?

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>>45241479
high charisma species like satyros, pandas, hatters and pyrows can ignore anon's defense

[Anonymous No.]

what would be a fun scary story?

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>>45241653
Shog slowly assimilating anon in the most lewd and ridiculous way possible.

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>>45240494
>Start hitting on married wight
>She seems pretty engaged, not really flirty per-se, but fires back in a playful manner
>You find yourself talking more about your self and your interests than you would have thought.
>Eventually husbandanon comes around
>She smiles at you and wishes you a good day
>Hear them talking as they leave
>"Dear, I was just speaking to the cutest boy. Says his name is Anon, and he loves [insert your hobby here], how perfect is that? I've an entire battalion who were beginning to get antsy, he's perfect for them!"

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>>45241653
butler anon concerned about the new fasion his mistress and her friends are indulging in.

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>>45241683
>battalion

Holy fuck yes, bury me under an avalanche of undead flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241685
Ooh, silly hats! They're hats that make you silly! Girls only.

[Anonymous No.]

We back?

[Anonymous No.]

The Tanukis are behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241763
>"Why, I don't know what you're talking about!"
>The fat danuki said between guffaws

[Anonymous No.]

Finally what the hell was all that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45241780
I am taking that tanuki to my bedroom where she will serve as my daiki and wife.
It is my right for being denied shitposting.

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>>45241784
rajius got into the server room

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>>45240509
you dont have to like someone to hit on them, it could be a prank

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>>45241858
i don't think it'd matter; they're pretty good at sensing desire too

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

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>>45241933
Go back to your hole, chesh!

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>>45241575
im not sure why but counterintuitively small boobs/flat chest and micro bikini does it for me, which is weird cause im usually not that into that body type.

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>>45241951
No, she's with us and have a lot of old meme to share
https://files.catbox.moe/bx2bmy.png

[Anonymous No.]

so where do we go if its down for good

[Anonymous No.]

I saw how many times you refreshed the page anon...

[Anonymous No.]

you lot have ruined Dungeons 4 for me
I can't stop thinking about that damn elf

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>>45241991
who?

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>>45241988
Good question, not being able to post and thinking that won't be able to speak to (you) made me unironically sad. On the other hand, we don't have other options.

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>>45241988
it'd be jover

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine slime using hot water to make herself warm for you in the winter.

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>>45242010
this one, she's not even nice! she's comically evil and yet I've got dark elf on the brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242057
you can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

You've been selected for permanent relocation to Royal Makai.

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>>45241685
I wondder how hard it is to stay monogamous in wonderland

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>>45242099
now instead of the videos and streams i can finally see the demonlord giving birth live

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242099
Fuck the royal makai I am the god of the abyss those lilim bitches can’t control me.

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>>45231698

[Anonymous No.]

Remember men are the new monsters now, why do you think the demon lord’s army are called Mamonos instead of Monsters at this point.

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>>45242131
it's considered very degenerate and scandalous over there

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>>45242173
Because we are the ones using white phosphor?

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>>45242190
Many things Anon someone’s got to fill in the role of the true monster in the world and since the demon lord’s army are all goody two shoes or are just larping as villains where do you think that leaves.

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>>45242173
in a way yeah, monsters seem generally good now, which means humanity would be the "real monsters" in the sense that we are capable of greater evil than them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242143
It's hard to believe someone so cute could be a slayer.

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>>45242099
Better give me a free Lilim and her neet cave or I'm jumping in a pit somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242099
Oh boy, I can't wait to live in my 10 feet, one bedroom apartment!

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>>45242257
It does make me wonder if there were some humans that became demon lords and miss their power that they lost. Since we know there is men like that in our world that try to get unimaginable power, being consumed by pride and greed. It could be a interesting story, but it could go wrong if not properly written and might lean too much into grimdark territory.

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>>45242173
I hate "humans are the real monsters" posts so much I get annoyed by even ironic posting.

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>>45242326
Compared to the other over repeated posts in these threads how many “men are the true monsters” posts been made. It does come up once in awhile, but I don’t think it has been spammed compared to something like the hag posting or other posts like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't call them monsters - call them mating pressable peoples.

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>>45242184
Does it require wock correction?

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>>45242513
This fairy is so sassy in every image
Look at those eyebrows

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>>45242344
>EROS ACKBAAAAAR!

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>>45242344
airsoft with a real gun will be fun.

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>>45241653
Monster girl campfire stories of romance horror. Like imagine houris, succs, or pyrows, telling stuff like this
>and they sat on the pier, together, and he didn't hold her hand!
>>gasp!
>he didn't hug her, either!
>>>oh no, i can't take any more of this!
>he HOVER HANDED HER!!!!
and one of the girls just faints on the spot

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>>45242555
>Anon and his monster wife went to the movie theater and he didn't even do the popcorn trick
>Truly anon is a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster's face would you sit your ass and ballsack atop of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242616
an amazoness would make for a good throne

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>>45233747
stop bothering me! I have a field botany exam this week I need to study for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242616
I trust her not to bite. Much

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>>45233747
It's still November so I'm still doing NaNoWriMo. I'll finish my MG story after that.
I also got two rejection emails from publishers today for my previous attempt at a novel, isn't that funny haha
At least I got this picture

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>>45242828
Good on you for trying though. Trying to get published is more than can be said for most people on this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242857
It's cute when you try and fail with one book
It's spunky when you try and fail with a second
By the time you're on your third go around you should just take the hint and stick to writing fapfics on 4chan because whatever it is they want you ain't got it
And when I say you I mean me

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>>45233747
Should've said how I was doing at the same time. I've procrastinated writing for the last week and a half, whoops. Back on it again, hope to get second half of story done before november. Who knows though.

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>>45242868
>be anon
>write entire book just like thread wants
>show to publisher
>"Ok, we see you wrote a story about a man meeting a woman with animal ears but instead of the heroes journey you went with 300 pages of rape mixed with the girl reassuring him while he cries."
>"Please elaborate on this."

[Anonymous No.]

what happens when you remove a danuki's leaf

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>>45242891
>'yes, sir. it's peak.'

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>>45242891
It's a metaphor for colonialism and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Hi

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>>45233747
whenever i feel like my writing is awful i go to ao3 most recently updated MGE stories to cheer me up

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>>45242913
Give it to me straight, doc.

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>>45242911
>"It's a metaphor for colonialism and stuff"
>"Oh! Very deep. Well in that case, we need you make it clear that the victim didn't enjoy it in the end and that the colonialist was wrong. I might be missing the symbolism of this marriage."
>"Good day."
Honestly, this green alone would make a few girls cry tears of joy.

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>>45233747
haven't touch it in 3 semaines

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>>45242891
>sssh no tears now
>only rape
I'd read that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45233747
Haven't work on it for 3 weeks. Playing Vidya is more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243030
Whaddya playin'?

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no maize alarune gf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243044
My favorite time
https://files.catbox.moe/svdp3o.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243032
Darktide and TF2 mainly. Dredge while posting here before sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243032
shogun 2

[Anonymous No.]

I want a manticore to chain me up in their basement and used as a raped slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243094
the fate of all maledom fags

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45243102
Naw maledom fags become nightmare inducing beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243111
leave sleep hoss out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243054
well, that's no good. you'll get lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243121
Not the horse more taller with big hands and a goofy grin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243063
I was really hoping this would be a surprise, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243054
>americans are drawn to her nectar like honeybees

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>>45243138
thank god wendigos are as far away from society as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243136
>go into a maze
>all the hedges, flowers, and plants that the maze is made from are actually alarunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243149
>tfw they get milked for their syrup in softdrink plants

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's big girls with big muscles and even bigger boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Heroes have killed monsters, if it wasn’t the case there would be no undeads. That heroes are fueling the Undead Empire.

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>>45243063
Since it's out in the wild, anyone have any feedback? I don't have a creative bone in my body so commissioning art is a bit stressful.
I'd like to change the expression to something more smug. Maybe replace the arrows with a sword or spear. And I can't help but think she looks a bit compressed.

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>>45243266
What if she was licking the tip of the arrow?

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>>45243282
Ooh, that's not a bad idea. I really want to capture that demon feel even though she's an Eros girl.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're walking down !Wallstreet, make sure to watch out for danukis falling out of windows. The last thing you need is some failed investor raccoon's fat, sweaty, musky butt landing atop of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243337
Fluffy Monday was the worst day in our nation's history. Six million tanuki gone out of windows just like that.

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>>45243337
If that's how we both end up undeaded, then that's a great way to go (suffocating from smelly danuki ass)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45231733
man i love long hair

[Anonymous No.]

>Ryu and her husband just set out and built their first shrine
>still no shrine maiden Hebis tho
>all the Hebis from her old shrine are newlyweds and still working for Ryu's mom
>Ryu puts out a Maidens Desired sign
>get a few applications at her email the next day
>first one is immaculate, holy shit this girl is perfect!
>second one is...interesting
>it's full of spelling mistakes but there IS a cute drawing of a stick figure girl with a broom
>last one is perfect
>weird, why is she sharing all of her sizes
>but her university grades were immaculate and she's got a Master's in Zipanguese
>next day the girls arrive
>first girl is an Anubis
>she quickly sets to work getting the whole shrine organized
>husband is surprised at how many bookkeeping errors she finds in the first hour
>whoops
>about twenty minutes after that a portal opens and a Lich walks through it
>Ryu is surprised a Lich wants to be a shrine maiden
>then a Zombie shuffles out after her, looks around with a nervous look and then shuffles behind the Lich and grabs the edge of her robe
>Ryu nearly dies of cute overload
>Lich hands over a small pouch to Ryu, turns around, pats the Zombie on the head, ruffles her hair and then gives her a long, drawn out forehead kiss before going through the portal
>Ryu guides the Zombie off to get dressed for her shrine maiden duties
>privately gushes to her husband how cute she is
>then there's a knock at the gate
>that must be the third girl
>she opens the gate and stops cold
>it's a Bicorn

Beware RyuFuckers, unless your wife brings some Hebi half-sisters to be her shrine maidens you're always risking falling victim to the BBHP.

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>>45243215
>Undead disguising themselves and hiring heroes under false pretenses to slay a monster girl.
>Of course it's all one big political scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45233520
Request a source, I'm not getting anything on that

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>>45243411
>Baroness Liliana Wight sneaks out at 11AM to the adventurer's guild while magically disguised as a lumberjack
>walks up to the desk to hire an adventurer to slay herself
>notices that the "man" in front of her reeks of mamono mana
>oh shit
>quietly whispers, "Viscountess Julia Tepes?"
>the "man" in front of her tenses up and turns to look back at her
>silently raises a finger to her lips and gives a sharp glare before turning back towards the front of the line
>huh, guess this is...wait
>realizes that every single "man" in the guild is just a disguised Undead
>she glances at the quest board
>every single quest involves slaying a member of the Undead Nobility within 300 miles
>she sighs and leaves the guild
>gotta figure something else out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243434
(C90) [Cheese Company (Peso)] Otonari wa Nazrin (Touhou Project) [English]

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>>45243395
Me too!

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>>45243441
>gotta figure something else out
Rats. Exterminating rats in the sewers under her estate. Gets 'em every time so long as they don't mind the tender young adventurers. That's not such a terrible burden for a magnanimous undead, hehe.

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I want to be contractually obligated to brush a demon's hair.

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>>45243487
>carve a niche in the young adventurer luring business
>keep the rat girl population down at the same time
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243450
Big McThankies ANHSYM

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>>45243512
The thread really doesn't share enough doujins, when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243505
>Smug undead girl not so smug when a swarm of rat girls burst into her house.

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>>45243521
Well we haven't had much recently, and it pissed me off when people complain about exhentai links because newfags can't get past the panda

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>>45243487
>hfw she watches adventurers go into the sewers and then leave the next day carrying a few Large Mouse girls
>occasionally the departing couples hear a muffled, "FUCK," as they pass the gates

The poor Baroness really needs to find a sure fire way to get herself a husband.

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>>45243532
I did read a succubus one that started off pretty good but then ended with the dude hooked up to a machine and kept alive forever to be milked by it, or something. I can overlook a lot but there needs to be more actual sex before they break out a hardcore bad end.

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>>45243441
>tfw a young level one anon has come to get his first quest
>he has poor armor, a spear, a small sword, a shield, and a sling.
>He sees all these dangerous questions
>many of the hidden undead are waiting with baited breath
>He goes with the herb picking question, its the easiest and the one with the least amount of risk
>Thing is its near many of their houses

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>>45243537
Well, she can always just raise taxes and collect someone's first born as payment. If that doesn't get her laid--sorry, slain--first, she just has to play the long game and do some grooming.

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>>45243623
An yes, the good old, raise your lover approach

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Which mamono likes to watch Hamtaro with you? The more gap moe the better.

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>>45243691
>meet dullahan horse
>she chops off your head and sticks it on her body
>she takes your body
>you can both swap at will
>and the gender changes too because why not?
>I'm just thinking of excuses for horse sex now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45233747
severly depressed and drowning my problems in alcohol, while doing nothing to fix them. miss satyros would be proud.

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>>45243707
so do you or her get a big floppy horse penis?

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>>45243735
You become a male centaur and your body turns into a monster woman I was thinking. It's a sliding scale of how gross that is to you versus how much you want to act out your centaur rape fantasies.

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>>45243707
egg.

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>>45243719
It sucks knowing that some of the people writing the content I love hurt so much. I wish i could open the portal for you, anon.

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>>45243782
ill live, thanks though anon. i regualrly think about opening the portals for all the chill anons in this thread and giving them their monsters.

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>>45233747
I haven't had much time to write my next chapter. I have large pieces of it, but I need everything in between to put it together and I want to really make an effort to improve.

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thinkin about licking succubus titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243822
me too. what flavour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243800
>ill live
You deserve more than that. I hope you don't give up on yourself.
I've been meaning to give my insurance a call and ask about therapy coverage. If I ever do get to meet my waifu I want to be the best person I can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243826
dark chocolate

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>>45243758

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243826
>Prefer the flavor of chocolate
>Prefer the look of blueberry
>Don't want swirl
Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243758
I've seen this a couple times in these threads, is it an insult or some outsider slang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243844
>tfw ywn have a dark choco monster wife
I cri everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243859
>equally torn between both
I would happily succumb to either

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243867
Tranny slang for someone they haven't yet gaslight but think they could. Ignore it and think of humpty eggs or the harpies that hatch from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243867
it means someone is trans and doesnt know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243881
I didn't know we had those kind of anons here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243840
i am making somewhat of an effort. im taking my meds, trying to drink less (to mixed success), i ate 3 meals yesterday. you deserve nice things, anon.

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>>45243888
>He's missed every single instance of alp posting we've ever had
Lucky. It could just be trolling since that's an easy way to get a response. No more replies from me on this since ignoring it is the smart move here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243888
We don't, universally loathed parasites like the mick and the eternally assblasted /trash/ discordians making negative quality posts don't count.

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>>45243888
For me, it varies from moment to moment. I'm reasonably sure I wouldn't alp since I don't like men at all, but I wouldn't mind gender swapping with the waifu to mix things up.
Either way, Eros will make sure I find true love/happiness, so I don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243880
>TFW no succubus wife with a skin color and body proportion slider
Having a waifu whose body is always in character creator mode sure would be swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243929
Behold, the automaton. Modifier her so she can T-1000 that shit. That or a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243869
>ywn be crushed by her huge choco cheeks
>ywn have drink choco milk from her jugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243869
>>45243940
Not sure about chocolate milk, but can I interest you in a dark chocolate bun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243937
>Slime girl has lots of food coloring stored away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243963
i want dark choco hatter, imagine how big her buns are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243963
I'm not normally a fan of rabbit's, but... I'll need to have to feed this one some carrot cake though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243963
Wabbit (mating) season!

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of negative quality.
Here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243937
living dolls, undead and golems can all be easily modded

[Anonymous No.]

>sitting on the toilet minding my own business
>dog and cat staring me down as they always do
>suddenly feel my entire apartment shake and then get a pit in my stomach like I've just dropped
>what the fuck
>finish up and walk out of the bathroom
>notice that my entire apartment is no longer attached to the building
>where the fuck am I
>hear a haughty OHOHO outside
>walk out onto my balcony...err now it's a porch I guess
>spot a woman standing on top of the steeple of a church in front of me
>long white hair, black sclera, a long white tail, two horns curving down over her head and big, white wings spread wide as she covers her mouth with her hand
>"Welcome to the Royal Makai, mortal! Quake with fear in the face of my power!"
>oh great, it's a Lilim
>hear a sound to my right
>holy shit there's another one
>this one has short hair and is wearing a hoodie and panties, nothing else
>the bags under her eyes
>"Sis, can you shut the fuck up so I can get some rest? I've got a raid in two hours."
>then she notices me
>"Holy shit," is all I hear as she ducks back into the balcony of what I can only assume is her apartment
>decide to just go back to bed because I'm definitely having a nightmare
>maybe I died on the toilet taking a shit and these are my final thoughts
>hope the cat doesn't eat me
>he totally will
>hear the first Lilim leap from the steeple and then crumple on the ground behind me
>"FUCK, w-wait mortal! Ah shit, you dare turn your back on a daughter of Lilith?!"
>then the second one pops back out fully dressed and out of breath
>"Foolish mortal, you dare invade the sanctum of Lilith the Mamono Lord?!"
>I can't deal with this right now
>push my cat back inside who is considering running off to explore this new world
>close the door behind me and then sit down on the couch
>hear a woosh as two portals open behind me and they step through
>dog realizes there are visitors and bumbles over like the dumb dumb he is
>turn around, look them both dead in the eyes and then say, "Just tell me what you want already"
>they both share a look and then avert their gaze before handing over a packet of papers each
>The Mother Who Saved The Boy Who Lived With Her Ultra Tight Pussy, Ass, Mouth And An Inordinate Amount of Wing Snuggles And Made Him A Father To Three Daughter-Wives
>The Elder Sluts: The Sexy Lilim Who Defeated The Dragons So That The Hero Of Rimjob Could Spend His Time Knitting Booties For The Eleven Daughters She Wants In The Next Two Decades
>of course it's cringe-inducing fan fiction
>let out a deep sigh and begin reading

Make sure to say the Anti-Dork mantra every day to protect yourself from being summoned by Dorks. Otherwise you'll be forced to be their dungeon master, read their cringe fan fiction, go LARPing and play tabletop games like Magic, Yugioh!, Warhammer or even Catan for eternity! The horror!

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>>45242868
Hey, hey friend. You know Dune? Only one of the most famous sci-fi books, a goddamn classic. Not to mention the saga It spawned.
It was rejected by publishers over 20 times before a generic sci-fi magazine decided to publish It.
Don't give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244042
>Inordinate Amount of Wing Snuggles
Not nearly appreciated enough
>daughter-wives
Aaaand it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244066
She will be trained in the proper ways of fan fiction and broken of her shit fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

I foiled my Kiki stalker by burning my house down. Now I don't have a house for her to clean and rape me in. I'm safe!

[Anonymous No.]

kiki should flush that nasty soggy shoggy down the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244057
James Joyce was rejected 22 times before Dubliners was published
Robert M. Pirsig was rejected over 170 times before Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance was published

[Anonymous No.]

I’m asexual and I like this setting even though I find it terrifying at times.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244121
>terrifying
It doesn't need to be terrifying. Love and think of it however you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244121
We don't have a setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243063
well hello there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244121
y the fuck are u?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244169
Because it gives me an idea of how lust works, also I like the art, the writefaggotry and the vibe in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244199
But most of this thread are assholes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244121
same. i like writing about monster girls, i think theyre cute, but i know that sex would only be cool on paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244207
you are the source of your own troubles

[Anonymous No.]

If you got an automaton what kind of upgrades or customization would you give her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244207
i'd disagree. honestly i think most of the bad people i see are the same 5 ish people. most people here are chill dudes who like monster girls and want to talk about them. hell, most of us are probably just lurking. hello lurkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
Hello Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
its boring, but i dont think theres many. maybe a tail pussy, and a lactation module.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
venus mode, bushes, and extra tall frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
Nothing too special. Just some exra silicon padding on her breasts, thighs, ass, hips, and maybe her middle. And a module that causes her to lay eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
tiny hat
maybe an extra set of arms or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
A tail and horns so she looks like the succuvirus parasite inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244288
This is your brain on mofu. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
i take back what i said in >>45244296. im giving her a cowboy hat, much stronger legs, a demon silver wrist-mounted revolver, a tail pussy, and alcoholic milk. also, id make her very tall, and give her something to carry me in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
Agreed. We have some really nice people here that just want to cozy post. It's why I've stuck around so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244303

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
The french nigger is one of those give for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
Hello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244376
Pretty sure you're on that list too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244340
Succuviruses are cute little malware.
Good thing they are the one type of monster who can’t rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244254
I really am not.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider high-born undead girls in their prime and pale loli pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244389
>Good thing they are the one type of monster who can’t rape you
Memetic assaults mean that they're just as effective at mentally raping you as flayers and nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
Can you give the names of the trouble makers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244399
>Mental rape
Dork cope.
Succuviruses are just data, I’m not getting raped by a string of ones and zeros.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242868
Don't give up anon, I know that it's hard but 3 times is not a lot in this industry. If one of my retard did it, you can too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244273
You are delusional, this thread had a reputation of autism for many years and I assume those "bad" people means everyone demanding some standards from newcomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244387
he would be, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244406
theres this guy called anon who i dont like. anon is nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244425
This post is like an onion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244396
>loli
Eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244409
>In the middle of shitposting on your favorite basket weaving forum
>Some fag likes horsepussy, can't have that.
>A strange static covers your screen
>You have an incredibly vivid daydream of being ravished by a succ
>You blink, your screen is normal
>Your pants are full of jizz, but you've submitted your post about how much you love succubi
>Nothing to worry about, then
Everything is fine. Did you pour your seed upon Her altar afterward? Can't forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244445
Because it makes you cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244409
I pray for you when you get tronned through your webcam into your pc by mamano magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244445
ONIONS HAVE LAYERS. OGRES HAVE LAYERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244420
It's not three rejections, it's rejections for three different books. Each book would of course be rejected a number of times individually.
This anon could be looking at anywhere up to 60 rejections
Such delicious despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244396
I really want to impregnate an undead, making new life out of a corpse as a fruit of love is extremely tempting to me, barely irresistible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244462
I'm sure he'll get there eventually, probably.
Not like quitting can get you anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244409
She will FUCK a voodoo png of you and you WILL enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244477
Quitting gets you anywhere with the right girl

[Anonymous No.]

Pitch your best Monster Girl sitcoms, anons.

It can be in the vein of That 70s Show, Drake and Josh, The Office, The IT Crowd, etc…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
The whacky misadventures of a gandharva and her musically-inclined leanan sidhe companion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
A group of high level mamono kidnap an Anon and make him into their forever DM all while secretly competing to make him theirs. Loads of Dork humor for the Dorks watching late night TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
Buddy cop movie with a Dark Musketeer and Cupid duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244462
ive had two rejections, but it fucking hurts even if its not as frequent. honestly, for that anon, keep trying. youre a good writer, publishers are just shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
Glitch, witch and a bitch
It’s about a dark mage, kobold and succuvirus who work in a dead end IT job.
The dark mage is a neet who was forced to get a job, and although tries to be normal and presentable, often has autistic and spaghetti moments. She doesn’t want to be there, but her parents kicked her out.
Kobold is naive and cheerful. She’s oblivious and absolutely hopeless with computers. Very often she makes situations caused by dark mage miscommunication worse by having no social awareness. However, she is the only one happy to be there and doing ‘work’. You can count on her to bring light into the gloomy office.
Succuvirus is a snide, sarcastic but highly competent monster. She often bleeps onto screens without warning to offer her condescending advice. She is however very jealous of the other two being flesh and blood monsters. It’s a sensitive topic with her that she only rarely talks about. Although she is sardonic, she does care about the other two, and her digital prowess often saves the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244483
i swear, if wisps were real, i wouldve already killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244448
>Eh
It's peak female form anon, you should reconsider.

>>45244472
That's the spirit, there will be a loli shortage if men aren't knocking up rare undead girls like Liches and Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244480
Wonzi Waifu when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
Anon wants to become king of the pirates, to do so he has to collect the secret treasure left behind by the most famous pirate ever and so he begins his globe sailing adventure picking up friends and making enemies along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244584
Using Nav is cheating anon. He makes the lolis with too many curves and trigger my breeding instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244566
10/10 name
I’d watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
a group of eros worshippers trying DESPERATELY to get a guy, and failing miserably each time. they completely fail to properly understand the teachings of eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
allow me to dig up an old post
>My Ushi Sisters
>anon is old enough to start getting into the romance game, makes a mamono dating account
>all of anon's skills revolve around things ushis care about since he was raised among them
>doesn't want to get with an ushi because it reminds him of his sisters and that's just immoral
>anon becomes the biggest ushi bait in the world
>even when they decide to take matters into their own hands he knows the signs and can easily escape from random ushis
>his sisters are still trying to get their big bro, any ushi that gets thwarted is never heard from again thanks in part to them
should probably splice the original chain along with some other MGTV stuff I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
I'm big of the classics. Fearless heroines (Demon MC, of course) using the power of love and friendship to defeat the evil Order and bring peace to the land.
Everyone she defeats is really a big softy that immediately sees the error of their ways and the plot builds as she works to banish what is eventually *shockingly* revealed to be the last remaining prior-DL demon who somehow escaped the conversion and has been the puppet-master behind the Order for decades under the guise of being the Chief Goddess.
Watch her ragtag band of friends and those humans she brought to the good side along the way band together in a climatic battle!
And it's not without romance! Throughout the story, she repeatedly defeats her arch-nemesis Paladin antihero who somehow always manages to get away, only to eventually team up to slay the demon before accepting her hand in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244493
The King Of Queens, Husband is a human postman with a Bicorn Wife and their secondary but equal wives, all sorts of akward situations and splash zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244625
If the lolis are triggering your breeding instincts, it sounds like your instincts are working as intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244645
I like this one. I'm a suck for personal growth stories.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I've actually uploaded something for you all.
https://monstergirladventure.itch.io/monstergirladventuretest
Password is CatIsBest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244702
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244622
That's a badass cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244687
Only the ones made by Nav or any other similar artist that uses the same bodytype. It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244709
Monster girl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244734
It sounds fair to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244389
Please don’t call my wife a virus.
She is a virtual monster, or a cybersucc

[Anonymous No.]

>always see this cute lilim girl
>want to talk to her but I feel too intimidated
>finally work up the courage to talk to her
>look at her straight in the eyes and say "Hi mommy"
>realize what I just said and run away crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244755
Or... a digital monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244755
Gal-ware

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244756
>run away
Enjoy being hunted, cornered, and cuddlefucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244755
S.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244756
>implying she wouldn't immediately spill her spaghetti everywhere before leaping through a portal back to the safety of her basement

Dorkims are so easy to defeat. You want more than one? Just wait for the next family reunion, pull out a Yugioh! deck and challenge all comers. Then take your pick of the four dozen that descend upon you for a duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244755
Send a copy of your wife in an email attachment so I can sex the virus

[Anonymous No.]

Some girls become mamono to achieve economic success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244734
A cute young girl with sexy breedable hips is simply the ultimate form. One can call that unfair, but the facts don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244863
>Want to replicate succuvirus
>Tells you to send dick png
>Also requires usb flesh light
>Get milked by computer program
>Finally, the replication begins
>9 month loading bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244991
>Anon didn't read EULA
>Panics
>Restarts computer
>The bar is still there, but slightly more full
Don't think deleting System32 will save you, either. In just a few months time all of your single mail friends will be getting an email...

[Anonymous No.]

What about the bogievirus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245059
>Mail
Fuck, good thing I won't be alive that long because Sensei is rape me into a thousand pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244991
>Try to ctrl c ctrl v succuvirus
>She gets very pouty - worried that the other one will steal your attention
>Finally relents
>Copy virus created, almost identical except for the lack of a belly button
>she becomes Instant bff with copy virus

Remember copy paste virus is different to creating a new one. One process is instant, the other is 9 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245065
>'Purchase the mechanised cuddle bot, anon. Please. :(' typed in on a notepad
>nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

Rapefugees welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244991
I like succuvirus but I don't like the idea of her not being real or having a way to interact with the world (or a pussy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245135
this is why she hijacks a factory and builds herself a new body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244263
windows xp

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this: robot kiki

[Anonymous No.]

I stumbled on Magus' old Jinko story (the jungle one from way back) the other day, and was reminded how some anons like their MGs a bit darker. One order soldier who tried to escape was apparently savaged in such a way that it was a surprise he was still alive.

“Out of the hut. But he didn’t get far. Anon, they…” Ghel gulped. “They ganged up on him. It happened right out in the open. Chief God, I had to bury my face in these tits just to keep myself from looking at it.” He said squeezing one of her large breasts. The jinko let out a surprised moan but didn’t complain. “One after the other, they brutalized him over and over. Used their teeth and claws too. Looks like you got some lovebites on your shoulder, but they were tearing into his chest and thighs too. Three of ‘em. Gods, you should have seen him this morning, Anon. Don’t know how the man was still breathing. Didn’t even have the strength to stand.”

Bit fucked up. How many anons here like that sort of thing? I don't think I could handle being a true prisoner. Especially if I was physically beaten or something if I didn't submit. Would probably end in suicide since there's no way I could fight or run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245205
automaton is already an honorary meido though.
also, how do you replicate kiki fluffiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>got tackled by a couple Werewolves one day at the grocery store and carried home by them
>guess this is my life now
>always wake up and make sure to tell them they're good girls while giving them head pats
>before they pounce on me and we start trying for daughters
>every single morning
>wake up one morning and reach over for the first head pat while groggily tell her she's a good girl
>wow her head is warmer than usual
>wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>that's a Hellhound
>she gives me a wide grin and I see her tail wagging like crazy
>oh
>feel my hand grabbed by one of my Werewolf wives and she puts it on her head pouting
>commence with the good girl head pats
>her tail starts wagging
>okay, she's not...
>next girl in line is a fox
>what
>isn't she the daughter of the Inari who runs the local ramen shop?
>hear a whine from Werewolf wife two, waiting on her headpats
>good girl head pats delivered to the fox
>then the last good girl gets her head pats
>the moment my hand leaves her head I feel the Hellhound straddling me
>holy shit she's huge
>look at those abs
>wake up five hours later trapped in the arms of my canine wives

These packs are getting out of hand. Girls these days just don't stick with their own kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245205
I will name her Roomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
>How many anons here like that sort of thing?
Most of them except a dedicated few spergs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
It's fucking hot and the part about him almost dying was an obvious hyperbole, something MGE is absolutely full of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
not a huge fan of violence in general, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

And there we go. Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
If a mamono can't make them a prisoner of love and pleasure, she doesn't deserve him. I hate violence.
>>45245218
>Most of them except a dedicated few spergs
Gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245230
i was going to say i changed my mind but i cant anymore, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245230
More like a cockwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245234
You are just a vocal minority here.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you drinking tonight, anon? if anything. congrats if youre sober.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245240
Sure anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245213
>also, how do you replicate kiki fluffiness?
Hypoallergenic MAMONO MANA infused extruded polyester fibers, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245242
I think I'm gonna get sloshed on year old dark rum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245213
I don't know. I just had a dream about hugging a robot Kiki that was idling standing up, and she woke up as I did and smiled. She seemed cute enough without the fluffiness. But then again, it was dream world, and I didn't check to see if she had much fluffiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245213
i material science autism over how my automaton wife feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
not my favorite one of his for that reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245258
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245267
It means my wife is made of the finest materials science has to offer - and costs more than the entire global defense budget to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245242
I don't really drink anything alcoholic too often, other than the occasional hard cider

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245242
I'm deciding if I should go the way of the wonderworm after work or not. Probably not, I have stuff to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Big ojous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45244748
big fondling titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245212
Probably the worst part of Magus' writing tbqhwyfampai. I'm glad he's toned it down a lot because shit like that just feels incredibly out of place when the other 90% of the story is hot fluffy sexo. Makes even less sense considering the setting. I'm alright with some darkness, but it rolls together far better when it's based off of misunderstandings or accidents like penywise does it.

[Anonymous No.]

Dangerous...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious as to how much time the thread usually will give to an author or writing they don't know.
What I mean by that is how far will you read into a story before deciding to continue or to drop it.
Will you read something that's 20k words if you think it will eventually get good, or do you need to be hooked in immediately?
Are there any red flags for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245310
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245415
hidden eyes is a sign of a trustworthy woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245419
I like slow burns so usually I'll give the benefit of the doubt until I see red flag (excess violence, murderhobo, incest, etc). Don't write edgy or weird bullshit and I'll typically read it.
Well okay, I'm a bit less forgiving for crossovers. Especially when they have awful "I'm 14 and this is my first fanfiction" dialogue. It better look really interesting at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll round up a harem of Alps and reshape them to my desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245391
well said

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245391
Agreed. Even an MGE fanfic needs at least a bit of conflict to keep the story interesting (even if it just boils down to anon not wanting sexo), but actual mamono-on-human harm should be either accidental or inconsequential.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster are you bait for? Like what monster would just instantly win you over more so than others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
I am not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243187
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
Undeads.
I do not know why but I don't care. Zombie, vampire, lich, all of them are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245222
It was not, a soldier can see when some is almost mauled to death
>>45245212
More than you think, they don't understand and idealized that shit, hope that reality bring them down to earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243187
Chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
I exist to feed vampires and dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45243187
She got a big clit too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245419
Two red flags for me are poor readability and too many characters.

[Anonymous No.]

what type of overlords do the various minion monsters like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
I'm a bit of a spergs, so monsters that just casually into your heart/pants hit from my blind spot. Pyrow and hakutaku are prime candidates. Also eel, but they're a favorite anyway. Obvious but slow seduction like I might expect from a kitsune, succ, or kej would also leave me defenseless if I'm in the mood to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245419
If doesn't include femdom I can read it, otherwise It need to be really good but I will also get blind by rage and stop reading, read a bit more, stop reading, read a bit more, etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245613
Two things to make me immediately drop a story; spelling or grammatical errors in the title, or a large amount of errors, stilted dialogue, or telling instead of showing in the first couple paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245631
Based anti femdom chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245419
The only thing I read is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245646
I'm not a Chad, I'm an idiot who get mad at words with a fragile ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245662
You love cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245672
No I hate them, I'm not mick. I enjoy my kots funny or vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>"So he looks up to me and says: 'I don't need a mamono to take care of me.' Looked all angry and everything."
>"Hah, men. How long did he last?"
>"Last I saw him, he being spooned by his new wife. Didn't act so tough with her fingers in his hair."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245636
I agree about spelling and grammar.
Showing instead of telling can be a bit of a trap. You really should do a bit of both, and do the showing in both the dialogue and in the expressions/actions a character does.
For example, there are only so many expressions you can do to convey a character is shocked. I don't want to read how a character's eyes went wide 20x in a story.
Also, I'm not psychic. Might be controversial, but if I don't know what you are trying to show with a character, then just tell me.

Third red flag I didn't mention is spending ages describing a character's appearance. I know what a jinko looks like, and I'd rather you spread out what makes your jinko unique over the course of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245617
porcs like the big imposing overlord type
liches find witch kings more appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245689
>Two femcels discussing what men need need. Pre-portal, decolorized

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
Bicorn. ALWAYS Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245617
Do you see inspector gadgets villain? Kots love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245662
Anyone who doesn't like femdom is a chad in my book! Hell your probably more of a man than anyone else in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245714
are liches minions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245689
a scalp massage sounds very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245721
Fuck off, either you're making fun of me or trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45242099
>>45245689
What is with faggots in this thread wanting some female dominated government to control they're lives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245731
>>45245716
Submission is the path to true happiness. Please report to your nearest wife-assignment office for processing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245739
It's just simple shitposts, Anon. And they're monsters, not women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245728
they like to brag that they're high level minions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245753
Don't give him (you)s please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245752
i dont know about that
but i will accept the scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want to live forever riding at the head of a massive herd of Bicorn wives on the back of my Bicorn head wife as we scour the world for single Unicorns and Bicorns to add to the Herd Harem. Our daughters will grow to such numbers that we wipe out the entire national population of single men any time we pass through a new country. Bury me under an avalanche of sexy black horse flesh.

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>>45245797
Calm down down, Cornslut Khan.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all harem anons are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245805
Why? Gotta fuck em' all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245805
Its called being based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245779
That's how they get you! One day you're getting a nice scalp massage and before you know it you're nuzzling her hand while she calls you her good boi.
Don't fall for their insidious predations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245739
Consider the benefits of submitting to shadow secretary coco
>you can pet her
>you can feed her food as she lounges
>you can groom her
>you can let her sleep on you
>she will have sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245797
>t. Fingolian Hyperwarrior

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245839
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245855
My cat wife doesn't let me handle sharp objects anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245689
They say that but they're still unmarried. Who really won here? Lilims are cucks and dorks. All of them. They arrange marriages for other monsters but can't find themselves husbands. I bet they didn't even arrange anything. That guy just met a really cute Zombie who baked him a from-scratch cheesecake that looked awful but tasted delicious and he decided to take a leap with her. I hope she becomes a Wight and spoils her husband. Lilim just can't compete with real monsters. All they can do is brag about the conquests of other women. What do they even have going for them? Oh wow, you popped out of the Mamono Lord's pussy. That's so cool said nobody ever.

I guarantee I could withstand a Lilim's seduction. Hell, I could withstand two Lilim easily. Three? Easy peasy.

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Be careful going out into the woods this month you guys. It's rutting season for the deer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245739
Some people are into monsters doing that. Why are you bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245896
>I guarantee I could withstand a Lilim's seduction
>Anon, found three hours later smiling happily in a lilim's lap wearing a collar and covered in lipstick marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245902
I am safe, I am covered in the smell of dogs/wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245929
Oh no?! I sure hope she doesn't make me her forever DM for Dork Time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245941
She's so wet I think she'd be more likely to give you hypothermia than being out by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245956
It's *Dungeon Mistress* and has nothing to do with D&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245962
It's fine, she's got a love shack we can warm up in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245991
yeah well I'm gonna need a "Decent" room, "Good" quality meals and at least a tier 3 library before I migrate to her dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245991
>nothing to do with D&D
No chance for a dragon in a dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245941
Why are beastgirls so shameless and touchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245929
>smiling happily in a lilim's lap wearing a collar and covered in lipstick marks
One day I will have this

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>>45245991
I sincerely doubt that. Everyone knows Lilims are dorks. Just like Vampires and Dhampir. I bet she'll have a whole binder of pre-rolled characters hidden away waiting for that first session. I'm going to be stuck having to DM for her and her friends for decades long campaigns. How utterly torturous this shall be. Woe is me. I bet she won't even let me out of her lap! She'll wrap her tail around my waist and her wings around my body!

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>>45245566
No idea. I'm liable to assume anyone who expresses interest me is doing so as a set-up for a prank or something else. But maybe monster girls who take a slower, methodical approach to acquiring husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to sleep in my manor without without a goddamn warlock lich hanging out in my basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246105
The burning legion comes for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246062
>Spend a million years petting and taming animals of all kinds with your grabby hands
>Complain when they want more
Damn bratty human, needs beast correction.

[Anonymous No.]

Succuvirus danuki who's really just ransomware

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246105
anon please she rents that basement and follows all the rules, quit complaining just because you can't do magic

[Anonymous No.]

>model an elf
>model cat wife
choices, choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245805
Why? I just want 2-3 fox wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245805
i like a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246084
>That evening's game night comes to a close and your friends say their goodbyes and make their way out
>Still mostly cocooned in your wife's wings. Her arms and tail circle your waist.
>"We should probably get some sleep," you say
>She hums and you feel yourself being gently squeezed. "I was thinking we spend some time in a very different dungeon," she giggles.
>You whine and squirm. "Honeeeey..."
>She grabs a die and presses it into your hand. "Tell you what. I'll let you roll for it."
>Grumble but comply. She begins peppering your neck and shoulders with kisses while you shake give it a good shake. Her hands are drifting very close to dangerous territory.
>You're blushing furiously and give it a throw before she carries you off there and then. It lands, bounces a few times and spins. You squeak and wiggle as she nibbles on you while you desperately watch the die slowly come to a stop.
>Nat 20
>You're free!
>Inexplicably it bounces and lands back on the table.
>1
>A tongue drags itself up your ear.
>"Oh no," she purrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246181
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246242
On the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245896
>Oh wow, you popped out of the Mamono Lord's pussy. That's so cool said nobody ever.
Fuck you, her dad thinks it's GREAT.

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>>45245419
focusing on the order's a bad start but if it's not laid on too thick i'll power through
murder bad
violence for violence's sake
an overall lack of monsters
i'm generally quite happy with the stories that get posted in the thread and do not stray far from them

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of all these basic monster girls, we need combos...
Hellhound Kiki... Dragon Succ...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45246302
be the change you want to see in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246302
Basic is best. I love succs. I love elves. I love foxes. Long live basic girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245896
but I think thats cool to be the DL's daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246295
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246336
Basic? More like based. I wish KC's elves didn't insist on being cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness is a warm hag.

[Anonymous No.]

The usual /trash/pest seems to be upset he's being ignored again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246381
elves aren't great but at least there's always elf(monster)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246390
He's really been at it the past few days. Meido not doing her job needs correction...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246390
seething. Have you tried offing yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246400
bag o' tricks already empty, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246408
My games basically failed so now I have nothing else to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Mick shouldn't you be working on that gam- oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245419
Bad sypnosis is a good litmus test for everything on ao3.
Exception is when it's something like 'succubus thing' or 'demon thing.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246408
He's already using buzzwords he doesn't understand, so that's a good sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246414
You didn't even download it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246381
Thats not a big problem because DE makes them nice in the end. Their problem is how fucking old their art is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246414
It's this next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246421
i'm not sure why you think you'd get any support from the thread you've spent a good 10 months harassing
but your broken mind remains a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246430
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246421
I don't want any gay leprechaun malware.

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of latching onto a monster that people like, just ruin a monster nobody likes or cares about and everyone thinks is a smelly loser.
like sea slime - nobody likes sea slime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246437
They cute tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246302
Never been a fan of mixed species gals, though some minor traits such as the Sheep girl breed of Hellhound is interesting. A woolly Hellhound that might let out a baa if startled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246421
To be fair I didn't even know it was up anywhere since I tend to not read everything and just scroll down when I get on the thread.
Not that it would've changed anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246302
Some combos are very strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246437
Sea slime ruined MGE!
Sea slime made me wake up on the wrong side of the bed!
Sea slime caused the 2007 financial crisis!
Sea slime is a poopy head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246469
We'll see. If the thread hates it I'll just pander to fag95.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246486
They like cuckshit there, you'll feel right at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246486
>If the thread hates it
We have been mocking you since day one, are you genuinely surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246516
Who asked, fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246516
>are you genuinely surprised?
He is very slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246486
hate's too strong of an emotion to offer you.
pity and indifference will have to do

[Anonymous No.]

just fucking shoot me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246519
Nobody asked for your game either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246564
Consider shooting your load into a cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246570
Well,it's been made and now it's getting dark elf sex animations.

[Anonymous No.]

>"In this week's thrilling adventure, our brave explorer, Anon Y. Mous must deal with malicious monkeys, agitated apes, and the crafty kakuens as he explores the Monastery of the Monkey Maidens!"
>"Will he find the golden ape idol and put it in a museum where it belongs or will Lily Lim one up our brave hero and leave him as Ape Bait?"

[Anonymous No.]

i need snake hugs
only then will i be able to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246648
No, you definitely won't be able to write then.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuki-Onna offers to keep him company in bed -

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246657
He can dictate the story for the snek to write down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246674
If either participant has their hands free that hug is shit and both people should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246683
Who can he dictate it to? I wouldn't trust computer's speech detection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
dum ones

[Anonymous No.]

Need dorkhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
banshee, by a fucking landslide. although, i also think i might be cheshire and flayer bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45245566
the fluffy horse. i cant remember what its called. the fluffy one that looks like a reindeer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246706
whitehorn, i believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246706
Right. The pink fluffy unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Bogeybait or basically any hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246706
>asking a whitehorn if she's the fluffy horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246688
His bicorn wife might have one hand free. He could also just record his thoughts for later, but most of the transcript would still be [lovestruck idiot giggling]. That's not a thing conducive to writing.

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>>45246696
>Dorkhound thinks it's impressive that she can bench 350
>Is constantly bragging about how she bets you can get stronger by being her husband
>Constantly offering to spot you
>Anon just wants to lose some weight but this dorky gymhound is constantly trying to get closer to you
>The last straw is her following you into the sauna and claiming she forgot her towel and anon can't hide his boy from revealing the truth of his excitement

[Anonymous No.]

honestly at this point i think the main reason i want a monster is so someone can remind me to eat and drink and so i have someone to talk to and cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246763
you could get a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246769
landlord says no. id probably get a cat or a rabbit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246769
imagine your dog starting talking to you and reminding you to eat and drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246774
I let my cat sleep with me. But it's not the same. I'd expect a cait to be more affectionate.

[Anonymous No.]

Statistically one anon here will alp out.
Point and laugh at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246777
>Fairy Kingdom be like

[Anonymous No.]

You are on this path because you have been shaped...groomed

[Anonymous No.]

Don't make fun of me. Or else once portals open I will fuck you out of spite, bitch.
Don't test me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
I'm not gonna laugh at someone's future wife posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
>laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
Anon, it's not funny to hurl abuse at someone's wife. Even if she's not there yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
I won't. I will be happy with my slime wife and wish her the best of luck finding a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
>Sodomize Cheshire wife after she asks you to do so
>Kiss you and calls you an Alp Kisser
If she hadn't already had 4 of your daughters you might be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

she
i need she

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst that can happen if you say to your Alp "bro" that you're "gay" for "him"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246843
probably depends on the individual alp? i feel like 'autofujoshi' is a fetish an alp could feasibly have

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>>45246706
If you call her that she's never going to tell you what she's actually called and you'll have to shamefully refer to her as the fluffy horse for the rest of your life.
(don't tell her if you figure it out, she thinks its adorable and you'll ruin her fun)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246807
>>45246808
>>45246811
>>45246812
>>45246828
A reminder, faggot lovers are not welcome here
Fuck off back to your cuckcord servers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246913
alp will always be canon and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to the beach, beach
Looking for a wife, wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246932
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246869
Let's say that particular Alp unconvincingly insists on her masculinity and previously said things like "dude, that sounds gay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246913
Can't take a joke and thought I was being serious when my post involved the memekot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246947
>>45246960
Kill yourselfs, we do not want you here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246978
No need for that kind of language here, your future husband might be reading this.

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals opened to reviewers what succu girl would you go to first?
i think I'd like a slime. But a beastly enough beast girl would have fur as a novelty too.

[Anonymous No.]

There aren't any up right now, but has anyone noticed the relatively large number of 'hag saves you from getting lost at the grocery' posts? What's up with that? Is that, like, a common fear everyone has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246843
You're gonna alp out yourself? I don't know you though, could be that staying male is the worst thing that could happen to you specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247010
It is a hot scenario, being the 30 year old anon stuck at the service counter because the hags thing you are a lost human boy.

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>>45247010
The grocery store is one of the most dangerous places for a single man.

>Succubus cashier notices your poor dietary choices and cards you for the alcohol
>now she has your address
>Kikimora peeks into your cart as you pass by and notices the frozen meals, pickpockets your wallet to get your address, replaces it and then picks the lock to make herself at home
>Hag fox just picks you up and drops you into her cart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247006
beelining to the docks to find the gentle femdom of the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247010
They're all 30 year old manchildren what did you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247024
Gonna have to check in with my monster mommy wife on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247024
It seems fairly obvious that any ≥30 year old man that uses this thread is a manchild probably any 18-30 year old man too, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247010
I know I've seen it more than once, but not enough to consider it a common scenario.
>>45247019
Old Kikimora is the best ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247024
>Alright anon it’s time to get your fat ass out of that crib big mama’s home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247010
i like stuff that draws attention to the differences of age/maturity
like when your elf companion spots gray in your hair and flips out

[Anonymous No.]

im more of a young impressionable anon interacts and gets to know an older monster and become lovers, slowly. the old monster thought she would never get a hubby and anon is the spark in her dark world view

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247019
>Hag fox just picks you up and drops you into her cart
why cant you do that to her? sure, she would take up most of the space in the cart but im sure you can fit in some hotpockets and beer with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247072
it's a valid option

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246978
This is an Alp, who hasn't fully alped out yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247048
Hence the 'relatively'. Relative to the usual amount/flavor of mommydom posting, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247065
Flips out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247072
>why cant you do that to her?
Security won't let you because her parents are looking for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247089
Has meltdown because you will die

[Anonymous No.]

snuggliest mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247100
Can't go wrong with a Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247057
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247089
reacts or overreacts as she has to ponder the mortality of a short lived species she may or may not have become fond of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247065
or how quick you grow up
what was a couple of months for her is 15 years for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247099
>promise to spend the rest of your life with an elf
>she agrees
>after thirty years your age has begun to visibly show, grey hairs, the beginnings of wrinkles
>she's the same as she's always been
>when you die it feels like you spent an eternity with her
>when you die she feels like the one true love of her existence only got to exist in her life for a fleeting moment

[Anonymous No.]

Your hags aren't haggy enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247140
sorry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate elves they literally give you nothing but pain. That can they give you immortality the answer is no, go for undeads instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247198
The only good elf is a(n un)dead elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246302
My waifu is part kitsune-bi, she's a plain hellhound most of the time but on rare occasions can turn into a kitsune hellhound hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

How humanlike do your like your robot girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247222
At least some lines and glowy bits. Course I like lines and glowy bits on non-robots too. Should still be soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247149
>the double assault lap pillow
Powerful

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of her cheese pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246919
so is sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247249
HOT DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247269
She's got a cheese

Pretty cool, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247249
I want to expose her Ethernet port

[Anonymous No.]

>>45246791
Why? She gets to live her best life. It's objectively a good end. I wish everyone could find that sort of happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247384
than you are legally required to marry her (and she is in her rights to insist)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247354
Coolest thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247384
That would violate warranty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247461
I'd violate her warranty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247222
cyberpunk-y glowy bits would be cool, but a 2b like basically human is good too. cool eyes, different coloured skin, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247420
Ah World Rape One, that time where they invented and used the lusty wind.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247303
thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247492
ah, shiki my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247420
Who are they fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247610
ms. kiki sure is enthusiastic about sweeping the floor

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in an MGE harbor town.
Even if it means that you get the occasional Sahu walking out from the sea to cause mischief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247706
sahu are freshwater though

[Anonymous No.]

im hungry. shoglo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247730
>He is unaware.
Ocean Sahu exist, they are just look a bit more annoyed than their fresh water versions.
Alternatively, an MGE great lake equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247815
gonna replace all of wight's heels with sneakers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks in hoodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248020
sneks in suits

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that smug metallic dragons are in need of correction.
Mostly in that, no, you cannot simply claim dominion of a town because you burned down the mayors office.
.....What did you think I meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247222
Mostly just some skin seams. If her eyes glow from time to time that's cool, but I'm not really aroused by the robot aesthetic. I just want a few visual cues that she's not human and her mannerisms should do the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248046
>.....What did you think I meant?
That you should correct metallic dragons trying to make themselves rusted after playing a bit too much Monster Hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248046
Time to find a use for that lewd dragon mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

You've heard about ancient evils
But what about ancient ANCIENT evils?
hags beyond hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248089
>"Tremble in fear, ye modern world, for I have come to subjugate and-"
>ancient pharaoh steps out of her sarcophagus
>"OH GODDAMN IT MY HIP"
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>at the grocery store
>some Scouts stopped there for a bathroom break and all the Hags are busy chasing them down
>monster girls are too busy to notice me walking around doing my shopping
>turn a corner and bump into a JK fox
>oh shit
>quickly apologize and go back the way I came after she nods in acceptance
>finish up my shopping and get in line
>she's in front of me messing around on her cell phone
>okay, that must be her mom and dad with her
>I'm going to make it out of this store without getting married
>she walks past me to grab a candy bar off the shelf
>scoot over a bit to make way and check my phone while waiting on her parents to check
>feel a sudden weight on my wrist and hear a click
>look down
>she's handcuffed herself to me
>she gives me a sly little smirk before leaning up against me
>that's not fair what the fuck
>look at her parents
>mom covers her mouth giggling
>dad gives me a sheepish look and shrugs
>then they leave after waving goodbye to her
>she waves them off and then buries her face in my chest making the most dramatic huffing sounds
>Succubus cashier giggles in amusement as she checks me out
>only now do I notice the tofu buried under my groceries
>when did she...?

You're never safe at the grocery store. Always remember to hire a bodyguard from Ms. Nuki's Budget Bodyguards when planning a grocery store outing! All bodyguards are guaranteed to already be married! Their sisters are all single but please ignore that small print, it's only 19.95 a month for around the clock protection. It's worth it. They will definitely not pick you up, carry you off to their sister and then leave you to your fate. Definitely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248045
Sneks in nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Crime is rampant, someone should do something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248089
ms slime's been around since the primordial ooze but she doesn't dwell on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45247006
I dont like whores so i won't try any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248196
Monsters can't commit crime if you are nuzzling into thier fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248196
I bet she's accidentally had a car door slammed on one of her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

monsters are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248288
i don't habeeb it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248296
Twinkie House

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248196
Mrs Bicorn Congresswoman had a suggestion but the Unicorn Lobby shut it down. Unfortunately, we're stuck with criminal activity from the monster girl community.

[Anonymous No.]

!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248320
looks pretty weird without the ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248320
A hellhound without dog ears and tail is just female darkseid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248196
And who is going to provide me with drugs and mamono's ingredients?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248338
yeah, can't really explain away lack of tail on this one with magic panties, but i enjoyed the premise. Next comm I get i'll reign it in, I still enjoy the maid one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248149
Shopping
Simple
>ride my Bicorn waifu down to the parking lot
>tie her reins to the hitching rail Western-style
>some 'progressive' mamonos occasionally complain that this is 'degrading' to a centauride
>I simply point out that she is sentient, gas opposable thumbs, and can untie herself whenever she wants
>she only does it to 'fish' for single mamonos passing by who might secretly have a fetish for shibari or sub/dom-play
>some days I just nip in for only a few groceries and in ten minutes she's grabbed us another new waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248382
>Shopping
I will buy Lego tonight, sadly I will build them alone.

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>>45248433
Imagine the ghost pottery scene, but with anubis and lego.

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>>45248461
Kek, does Zipangu have anubis? Because I'm getting the great wave

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>>45248476
Maybe Crow Tengu?

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>>45248504
Great idea, I forgot their existence

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Nekomata shrine maidens in Eros temple when?

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>>45248342
Drug stores exist. There's one round the corner, ran by a Dark Mage alchemist who has various "happy pills" and "medicinal herbs" in store, as well as lots o' pot'.

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>>45248615
>Eros cats
>Eros birds
>Eros ushis
What will they think of next?

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>>45247006
Stop shilling this literal whore setting you irish cretin

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>>45248715
Eros pharaoh!

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>>45248715
Eros Abyssals? They literally want to become one with you, isn’t that romantic.

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>>45248752
Well I do have this pink squid and her goth sister.

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>>45248731
This post was extremely funny

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>>45248713
I'm not speaking about creative drugs or medicines. Only criminals can provide the ingredients needed for combat drugs. Nukis banks won't rob themselves

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>>45248787
just flush the ventilation with jubjub flu and walk right in, they'll be too busy to stop you

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>>45248750
what's the eros spin on the god voice?

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>>45248799
Are you retarded? I will be affected and/or someone will jump on us while being buffed by the flu.

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Man anyone with selective hearing can defeat a Pharaoh she’s a fucking joke.

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>>45248812
>anon right before being becoming the royal hot water bottle

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>>45248812
imagine half-deaf war veteran becoming Pharaoh's target
>ufufu now ~get down on your knees and worship my crotch~
>WHAT? BEAT DOWN WHO? CAN YOU REPEAT?

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>>45248810
That's what the full hazmat gear is for anon, give it ten minutes or so and most of the bank should be paired up and give you no trouble, just have a few mooks to toss at the stragglers