[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

File: 89 KB, 500x500, 1204430413205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:28:13 2008 No.452080 [Reply] [Original]

What if Touhou was a musical?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:28:53 2008 No.452087 it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:31:05 2008 No.452106 Touhou on ice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:33:39 2008 No.452124 File: 96 KB, 400x400, 1208219619053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>452106

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:34:14 2008 No.452127 Cirno's musical number about the simple joy of playing on a snowy day would move me to tears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:34:42 2008 No.452130 No one would go to see it, because all Touhou /cgl/ is horrible, and I doubt professional actors will be different.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Tue Apr 15 00:36:03 2008 No.452134 File: 19 KB, 400x400, 1208219763538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Touhou was created by Tarantino?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:39:09 2008 No.452151 >>452134 pulp touhou lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:40:09 2008 No.452155 >>452134 holy shit need touhou movie stat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:44:20 2008 No.452174 >>452127 Alice's number about crushing loneliness and despair would move me to tears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:44:34 2008 No.452176 File: 159 KB, 638x856, 1208220274222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>452134 It'd watch the everloving shit out of it, until I've memorized every line of every scene. Marissa, Youmu, or China as Kiddo?

>>	Mokou !IDDQDXgyko Tue Apr 15 00:46:33 2008 No.452191 >>452134 DO WANT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:47:58 2008 No.452193 >>452176 Yomu, she'll kill her father\master

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:50:29 2008 No.452215 >>452193 But then, who'd be her Oren Ishii? At least Alice/Reimu can be Marisa's Elle/Oren, and China would have Sakura/Remilia respectfully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:54:28 2008 No.452240 >>452134 There would definitely be a scene with Mokou with a violent mutilation and dark comedic commentary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:56:21 2008 No.452252 >>452215 That dog youkai from Mountain of Faith, I dunno her name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 00:57:56 2008 No.452261 How about "from dusk till dawn" Only with the SDM?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 01:02:19 2008 No.452280 >>452252 Momizi Inubashiri

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 01:08:41 2008 No.452303
File: 123 KB, 640x480, 1208221721171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!

They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
Tei! Tei! Tei! Tei!

They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
Tei! Tei! Tei tei! Tei! Tei!

They're taking the full moon to Eientei!
They're taking the full moon to Eientei!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 02:49:06 2008 No.452830 REISEN: Come on, Eirin, hurry up! TEWI: Twenty-four hours! MARISA: Hey, why don't ya look where you're goin'. You'd think it was your first time in Gensokyo! EIRIN: It is! EIRIN, TEWI, REISEN: Japan, Japan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 02:53:13 2008 No.452845 I see touhou as more of a ballet than a musical. Syncronized dancing danmaku battles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 02:56:02 2008 No.452860 >>452134 I have the music for that... http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7A9FC9CC Unzip into Imperishable Night folder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 02:56:35 2008 No.452859 File: 35 KB, 281x428, 1208228195040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] puri-puri

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:00:19 2008 No.452866

>>452134

Reimu: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Spring look like?

Cirno: What?

Reimu: What country are you from?

Cirno: What?

Reimu: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak Japanese in What?

Cirno: What?

Reimu: Japanese, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:00:26 2008 No.452869 File: 38 KB, 800x567, 1208228426884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself... I stand alone.

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:02:00 2008 No.452874
File: 153 KB, 509x600, 1208228520364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Through early morning fog I see

visions of the things to be

the pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see...

that suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:05:47 2008 No.452893

>>452874
So you think it's the easy way out?
Think you're gonna slash your wrists
This time
Baby when you do it all you do is
Get on my tits
Don't do that try try try baby
Don't do that —you got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:05:54 2008 No.452895 >>452874 Stupid Alice, stop ruining MAS*H for me!

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:18:26 2008 No.452945
File: 841 KB, 2147x1514, 1208229506829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG GIRL
MY GRAN'FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE GARDEN
TO SEE A GHOSTLY BAND
HE SAID "GIRL WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE SERVANT OF THE HUNGRY
THE GOOFY AND THE DUMB?"
HE SAID "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM
THE MIKO, THE MAID, AND ALL THE NON-GHOSTS
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I LEAVE YOU

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:32:41 2008 No.453008

>>452830

TEWI (consulting EoSD manual)
Gabey, it says here "There are 200 streets in Gensokyo,
not counting Kamishirasawa Alley, the heart of the Human Village,
a charming thoroughfare filled with..."

REISEN
Here we go again.

TEWI
The famous places to visit are so many,
Or so the humans say.
I promised Eirin I wouldn't miss on any.
And we have just one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:41:43 2008 No.453040 Chocolate Reimu She throws cards and others feel the pain Chocolate Reimu

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:44:23 2008 No.453047

>>452830

TEWI (consulting EoSD manual)
Reisen, it says here "There are 200 streets in Gensokyo,
not counting Kamishirasawa Alley, the heart of the Human Village,
a charming thoroughfare filled with..."

REISEN
Here we go again.

TEWI
The famous places to visit are so many,
Or so the humans say.
I promised Eirin I wouldn't miss on any.
And we have just one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 03:51:04 2008 No.453089 >>453040 Born to fly and drink herself to sin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 04:00:40 2008 No.453140 File: 287 KB, 640x480, 1208232040797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 04:05:10 2008 No.453146

>>453040
>>453089
Chocolate Reimu,
She fucked up the border yet again
Chocolate Reimu
Makes me wonder where Marisa went

Chocolate Reimu
Alcohol and tea will make her fly
Chocolate Reimu
Watch her little yin-yangs fill the sky

Chocolate Reimu
Likes to mess with Alice Margatroid
Chocolate Reimu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 04:13:36 2008 No.453181 >Cocaine, cocaine It's a hell of a drug Makes you feel like you're flying an' stuff Pretty lights are distracting and such I forgot what I was singing about I didn't know Tewi was Rick James...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 04:19:40 2008 No.453208 >>453140 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 04:35:28 2008 No.453302
File: 153 KB, 706x644, 1208234128490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Bravely bold Lady Mokou rode forth to Eientei.
She was not afraid to die,
O brave Lady Mokou.
She was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Lady Mokou!

She was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have her eyes gouged out and her elbows broken,
To have her kneecaps split and her body burned away
And her limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Lady Mokou!

Her head smashed in and her heart cut out
And her liver removed and her bowels unplugged
And her nostrils raped and her bottom burned off
And her vag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 05:30:36 2008 No.453601 >>452860 holeeeeee shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 05:50:48 2008 No.453630 >>452860 WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]