Monster Girl Thread

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What will the Konami code do?

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anon and his all pregnant adventuring party

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>>45182791
You're an idiot.

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>>45182825
You unlock "Anon Must Cum" difficulty.

>>45182835
>Enemies get annoyed as they can't actually fight.

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What the dog doin'?

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BEWARE THE PINK FOX

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Hey nerd!
Check this!

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>>45182842
Truth hurts?
>>45182858
Her best.

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>>45182825
Did kc actually say this or is it just femdomfags being mentally ill as usual

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>>45182875
>Barely uses any trickery compared to other foxes
>Just very lovey-dovey
Dangerous.

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>>45182891
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/13283247/post/82119213

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>>45182891
It's up on kemono along with his latest schizophrenic rant about ntr that reads a lot less sane than anons wanted to pretend.
Also yes, he did. The thread just ignores it because it's dumb.

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>>45182891
i get you're bored, but come on.

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>meet shoggoth
>she speaks in a language incomprehensible to the ears of man
>yorkshire dialect

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>>45182904
Damn is he okay?

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>KC, more like, 'Kay See deez tits lmao get it anon?

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Flying fox.

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>>45182901
I just realized that monsters extremely skilled in household chores and masters in the kitchen are pretty much irresistible

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>>45182889
>Truth hurts?
No, you're an idiot. I just needed to branch out for drawing.
Do you think I bought a drawing tablet just to get back at one dude too? My life doesn't revolve around one schizophrenic autist.

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>>45182925
show clitoris

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>>45182934
every action you take speaks against that but i guess you gotta reconcile with yourself somehow

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>>45182951
Since I've been outed anyway you might as well post that redraw of the OC that anon did.

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>>45182934
>My life doesn't revolve around one schizophrenic autist.
Entirety of 2023 so far shows otherwise.

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rabbits are fun and fast

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>>45182835
Anon and all-loli adventuring party
Sex with all party members at every rest

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>>45182976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

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>>45182925
Can you not in front of my parents?

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>>45182979
SMACK SMACK
RIGHT ON THE THIGHS

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>>45182967
Most of 2023 has been despairing that nobody seems interested in monster girls without porn, actually.

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https://archived.moe/ic/thread/6814492/#6814552

Uoh, stinky!

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>>45183014
Why?

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>>45182835
we use contraception in my party

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>>45183014
I don't particularly care about this gay ass drama.

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im sorry for posting her every thread but i love her so much and i want her to make me hers (steal my soul, so i can never feel complete when im away from her)

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>>45183074
There are more images of her, you know. and it's just shikimamo I think so you can really use most adult tamamo pics.
The thread already has a massive amount of ritual posting anyway so who cares? [Except the sperg who freaks out over any non mge image/spoiler]

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>>45182931
Indeed they are.

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>>45183097
>can't even spoilertext right
Finally learn how to ban evade?

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>>45183097
ive seen the others. i also just like this fox specifically. id commission art of her if i wouldnt feel bad, since im pretty sure shes shiki's oc.

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>>45182976
12 humps per second. Be careful around buns.

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>>45183126
i need a bunny girl urgently. waking up to her furiously humping my leg in her sleep.
bnuuy.

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>>45182931
I want an extremely skilled housewife pear shaped lolibaba monster

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Do you like gremlins?
Of course you do!
But why do you love gremlins?

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>>45183200
>Do you like gremlins?
no but i do love elves though

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>>45182888
>>45182925
>>45182979
BUILT for BWC

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>>45182623
Do Kuroinu 2 count as a game?
I feel like if you just remove... you know what, it got some grade A monster girls in it.

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Smug Glacies

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ok, i downloaded more pictures oif her. she is beautiful.

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>>45183200
Because I've always had a thing for Saturday morning cartoon villains and other such wacky mad-science hijinks.
Gremlins are literally perfect.

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>>45183200
shortstack adult gremlin? hell yes.

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>5'11 vs 6'0

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>>45183200
I love them because a single gremlin with a self invented dragon zombie class flamethrower torched an entire batallion of order soldiers before capturing them with her net-thrower 5000 to give to single monsters back home.
Don't underestimate gremlins. With prep time, they are the most dangerous monsters to your pelvis imaginable.

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>>45183328
>mf gets beaten by a woman
Lmao couldn't be me

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I love it when a monster's tail betrays their true feelings.

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>>45183340
>mf
This isn't Twitter, anon. You can say nigger.

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Oh come on man we were having a nice thread there

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>>45183344
this is a cute trope. best done with wolf/dog girls, where their tail wags when being pet even though they act like they dont enjoy it. hell, catgirls purring works too.

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>>45183336
I still remember when they gave those cows jetpacks.
What good is a wall when a rocket-powered holst soars right above them, before slamming into you with their massive boobs.
Fucking gremlins...

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>>45183351
What happened?

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>>45183276
Captain Planet Anon, you will never stop our Queen from creating her Utopia

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>>45183387
By your kinks combined I am Captain Wanet!

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>>45183384
I don't trust gachaposters. Every single time they show up something retarded happens. One of the better threads I remember recently was when that shit was kept to a minimum.

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Anyway it's starting to get a bit cold., I'll be heading off.

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Gonna go to a amazoness village and give all the men raging mushrooms so they can rise up and dominate the amazon oppressors into proper women

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>>45182825

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>>45183257
>Anon has the Power of D
>By our powers combined, we are Captain Harem!

>>other saturday morning cartoons that can get MGE'd?

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>>45183426
is that the girl magica record?

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>>45183408
>...every single thread... ...something retarded...
Ms.Haku reminds Anon: 'correlation=/=causation"

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>>45183430
Walk around in a mask to inspire fear, dread, awe, and most importantly anonymity amongst monsters.
Masks are cool - monsters will think your cool.
But also they won't get to look at your face, so it's be IMPOSSIBLE for them to fall for you.

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>>45183430
Wacky Races, DICK Dastardly And Muttley the Kobold.

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>When the trees start speaking kot

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>>45183456
>>45183430
didn't mean to reply.

inspector gadget automaton who keeps foiling the plans of notorious femcel dr claw

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>>45183432
my favourite lich(?).

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>>45183472
>Ocelomeh wearing camoflauge

What, was she self conscious about her spots?

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>>45183472
>the trees are fucking purring again

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>>45183479
Succubus.

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>>45183472
>StG44 and Panzerfaust
>not being a Werwulf
More importantly:
>all Shortshorts should be in Rhodie brushstroke
Same as WoodElves should be NordEuro militaries

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guys I tried slapping her but she just said "ooohhh fuck yeah~" and is now sucking harder please help I'm gonna pass ou

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>>45183472
imma just do the good old eros gas bombing tactics and get more tacocat wives

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Revolver Ocelomeh

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>>45183493
isnt she an undead succubus? that would make her a lich in mge, i think.

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>>45183472
>rips her gun out of her hand
>mating presses her for hours
To easy

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give me the good old fashioned 'club to the head' ocelomeh.
i want my red mana to bleed on the jungle floor as she squeezes my paralysed body between her thighs.

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>>45183527
Nope, just your bog standard necromancer.

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>>45183536
>just your bog standard necromancer
now i get where her bratty behaviour comes off.

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>>45183508
>not being a Werwulf
I'm almost certain it's a joke about nazis in South America

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>>45183533
the red mana thing is so nice sounding. i want her to make me feel woozy and weak, get to fight me without actually hurting me, then cuddle with me.

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What If Wight Lives Again As A Highly Detailed Collectible Statue?

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Introducing the new Easy Carry Accessory

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>>45183472
That was my philosophy when I was your age

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>>45183533
Okay, so do you want a vicious sounding *KRAC* or a comical *doonk*

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>>45183564
>tfw you asked for the easy foldup automaton
>very much not happy outwardly but really loves

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>>45183573
Visceral and terrifying until the sex happens. Her attack is viscious and decisive.
She's teasing the entire time, like a cat whose caught a mouse.
Not sadistic like a manticore - she isn't making me feel unsafe or like I'm actually about to die. It's more her mocking my expressions of pleasure, or playfully nibbling my ear.

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>>45183573
i want it to sound brutal, but have none of the pain. i also want her to make me afraid. i want her to slowly wear my ability to resist down. cause a warm throbbing pleasure in my arms so intense i cant move them. then my legs. when i collpase, she walks over menacingly, her weapon coated in my red mana and rested on her shoulder.

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>>45183524
Not being a solid Snek

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>>45183612
Not being a canon Snek solidsnek

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>>45183549
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
1946 Euro Wulves trying to look like Tacos?

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>Solid Snek and Revolver Ocelomeh engage in spy vs spy shenanigans trying to rape anon
>One always stops the other right before she can get him
>Anon is none the wiser to this secret war, even after the giant robots crash through his neighborhood

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hatter using a fleshlight on me under the table at the wonderland tea party

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>>45183652
>Not hatter using her massive ass cheeks to jerk you off

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>>45183639
Snek definitely schlicks off in Anon's locker.

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>>45183659
well shes currently trying to enjoy her tea and feed me sweets from her mouth, so thats a none option.

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Miss hatter's tea or miss ocelomeh's hot chocolate or miss genie's coffee?
You can have whatever milk with it.

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>>45183670
miss wurms wine

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i hope we get another ocelomeh story. it is baffling to me she isn't hellhound-tier popular

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>>45183670
the hot chocolate. and im adding irish cream.

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>>45183670
Kikimora vodka and pilsner pivo

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>>45183670
I am white, I have a feeling Miss Tacokots hot chocolate is really spicy, but I'll try it anyway.

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>>45183510
Another one bites the dust.

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>>45183639
Both have to try to get Anon outside his house.
Neither want to mess with his Kiki maido but need to get their gands on Anon before he succumbs to the Kiki-Mashtah effect

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energy drain
level drain
soul drain
give me them all

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>>45183734
Hot chocolate was traditionally a not!Mayan wedding proposal to an Anon.

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Post reptiles

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>>45183759
The best kind of proposal is when Anon is completely oblivious to it.
Anon thinks she is just being nice
Anon doesn't know she is going to break into his home tonight to complete the tradition

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>>45183670
>taken by ocelomeh
>not raped
>instead brought to a lantern lit chamber
>placed on a large, circular tablet covered with engravings
>chant-purring begins
>chief ocelomeh tells me to drink the ritual hot chocolate
>could keep mouth shut and refuse but it smells way too good
>also don't want to upset the several massive temple guard ocelomeh flanking me
>drink hot chocolate
>room starts to melt
>start smelling colours and seeing sounds
>taste of delicious spiced chocolate and ritual purring only thing tethering me to sanity
>vision goes brown, feel really hot and crotch feels really good
>wake up to new temple guard kot wife feeding me jungle munchies

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>>45183670
Kiki slivovitz or pear rajika
>much more fun than shogloaf and shogjuice
Tipsy Kiki starts singing those 'forbidden songs' that she usually only hums while doing Anon's dishes.

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>>45183742
>I suddenly came into an inheritance and now have a bunch of high level maids?!
The new slice of life coming this summer.

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>>45183772

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>>45183806
>...*cooming this summer

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>>45183734
Don't let them know this but their food isn't that spicy.

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>>45183851
You can't beat em on a physical level, so you gotta get them on the psychological warfare front
>Replace all her homemade tortillas with store bought

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>>45183882
Flour or corn?

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>>45183851
I don't want to hurt her feelings so I will pretend it's the hottest thing I have ever tasted.

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>>45183812
She big

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>>45183894
Whole wheat

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what are we reading

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>>45183772

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>>45183946
Butt

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>>45183942
Lewd things.

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>>45183670
Miss Holstaur's tits.

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>>45183927
Pure evil. You'll be the first to the pyramid

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>>45183813
>Kikimaid that is a high level assassin
>Cute, curvy weresheep that is actually a sorceress of extreme power.
>Tomboy Elf gardener who has multiple levels in druid.

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>>45184024
the thighs of patiti...

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>>45183670
steamed genie milk cafe con leche, you say? I wish she wouldn't reach into my mind/heart to tempt me with the perfect culmination of my desires so haphazardly, though.

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>>45184043
Nah. She's tear your bedsheets to shreds

Need smooth snek in a room that's just thick mattress padding and dozens of pillows

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>>45183942
some of my writings. its not right.

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>>45184043
too scary

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It's getting colder and colder and there are monsters out there that still have to brave a whole winter of frozen nights alone. I can't go on much longer with such a heavy heart from knowing this information.

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>>45184090
help i've adopted a small horde of cold looking zombies out of pity and now they all clamor over me for warmth, even when I've got the fireplace nearly roaring and hot cups of milk for all of them

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>>45184062
not nearly fat enough

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Wanna read my bunyip headcanons? Too bad, I'm posting them anyways.
-Bunyips, due to their natural timidity, tend to settle in groups, or tribes, fairly distant from monster and human settlements alike.
-They tend to prefer settling on or near swamps and wide rivers.
-They also heavily prefer to settle near groves of Arca trees, as they make their masks from the wood of this tree.
-They use this tree in particular because its wood is naturally dense in mana, which allows more complicated enchantments to be enscribed upon it.
-Common enchantments placed upon bunyip masks include truesight, farsight, enhanced hearing, and
-Some more territorial types enchant their masks with a disguising/glamour enchantment. This may be the origin of the 'bird-faced serpent' stories.
-Due to their remote habitat and largely-carnivorous diet, bunyip communities rely on hunting, fishing, foraging, and farming for the majority of their food.
-Common occupations include farmers, fishers, and hunters, as mentioned, weavers and tailors,
-Most large bunyip communities are self-sufficient.
-Most outside contact comes from travelling danuki merchants, though a band of enterprising ratatoskr have been seen in the region, gathering and spreading goods and gossip alike.
-There are a few swampbourne bunyip communities that have built their houses entirely on top of rafts.

-What species do they naturally encounter? Dryad, Alarune, Soldier Beetles in fruit-heavy areas for river, Gnomes, earth and water elementals, alligators for swamp

-Bunyip fur has a natural enchantment that is essentially 'inscribed' upon each indvidiual hair. It activates subconciously, by taking in either ambient mana from the environment, or a small amount from the bunyip herself.
-This enchantment is what allows their fur to remain warm and fluffy, even when submerged completely.
-It also confers a natural, intuitive understanding of enchantments to all bunyips.
-As a result, many bunyips choose to become enchantresses.

-A popular trend amoungst the bolder of the species (namely, those brave enough to post pictures of themselves online) is a way to essentially 'hack' this natural enchantment in order to turn their fur a variety of different colours.
-Bunyips that get particularily skilled at this can have constantly changing colours! RGBunyips, baby!
-(There are even rumours of some particularily reclusive individuals that have mastered this technique, and use it as camoflage!)


-There has been speculation amongst scholars and schizophrenics alike that bunyips were originally a type of artificially made chimera.
-They point to the bunyip's lamia-like body, inari-like fur and ears, demon-like black sclera and purple skin, paws that are halfway between a griffon's and a manticore's, as well as the enchantment woven into their fur as evidence for this.

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>want to be a necromancer
>raid a dark mage's house for forbidden spell books
>narrowly avoid getting shota'd but I did it
>I go to a spooky looking graveyard and turn to one of the pages with a summoning spell
>start reading the spell out loud
>white orbs appear around me
>must be ghosts drawn to my dark powers
>a glowing circle appears on the ground
>a pale figure rises out of the circle
>a powerful spirit!
>I feel the rush of power coming from my new familiar
>wait why does she have cat ears?
>I look at the ghosts swirling around us
>they're actually just floating marshmallow cats
>I look at the book's cover
>Nekomancy for dummies
>god damn it

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>>45184024
She can drag me up herself, it won't undo the fact that I have replaced all the salsa in town with salsa from Chili's

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I am the uncorrectable
I am the darkness that all hags fear

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>>45184041
>Secret1: ALL modern Kikis are highly trained assassins and operators, its one of the main skills taught at the Maido Academy.
<Secret2: ALL Kikis fear their Senior Instructor, the legendary BabaYaga Kiki

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>>45182891
AAIIIIIEEEEE IMP-SAMA I KNEEL

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>>45184210
Fuck off.

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>>45182903
>>45182891
>It's real

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I actually hate the notion that monsters will always break all laws of physics to be with their destined love.
Because it means I don't have one.

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>>45184312
All of us are deemed unworthy of love, for no monster will save us
Said anon

This message was broadcasted into all eros training centers

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how do you turn off heart pupils? i keep bonking her on the head but it ain't changing

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>>45184293
this is what happen when spooders dont cook hanging from their web

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>>45184318
You need to hit the factory reset button located in the slot between her legs. It's a few inches in, so you'll just have to feel around for it and hope you're hitting the right spot. It's a bit unreliable, so it's probably going to take a while before she successfully resets. You'll know it worked when she starts shaking and then goes limp.

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A rats gotta get her cheese... Capice?

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>>45184393
I am gonna have to start paying protection to the mofukuza to keep these disgusting rats away from my innocent business. Now I have to start frying tofu and have to have pachinko machines in the back and a designated brushing area.

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>>45184393
>>45184434
it aint as bad as the damn clown posse, their protection fees.....
are something

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>>45184451
clown posse is easily countered by magnets. They can't comprehend them.

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>>45184474
they began recruiting clown college graduates, the magnets are not working anymore, they are now calling me clownist!

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What's a good mamano for someone with a catfight fetish? Aside from obvious ones like Sallies, Ogres, and Hinezumis. I thought maybe an undead could work if they don't feel pain.

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You are safe here, for the moment. But that is likely to change. Soon, nowhere will be safe.

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>>45183636
How does the thread feel about more scary, horror styled monster girls like this? I like it but feel like I'm in the minority.

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>>45184517
How can I truly be safe without a Manticore snuggle buddy?

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>>45184546
Not into things that remind me of The Thing, I have to be able to believe we are at least biologically compatable and not too different to where our anatomy and habits are close enough to not cause problems.

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>>45184546
I enjoy, will not post some of them because I'm pretty sure this thread would have an aneurysm if I did

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>>45184546
>horror
It's just another Shogg trying to upgrade herself by going full Kiki impersonation mode.

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>>45184585
Shog impersonating a Kiki would be a downgrade.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Tengu v. Owl Mage, the newest debate coming to a channel near you.

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>>45182994
>When she calls your mom "Mom" when you aren't even dating
And your kids heard her do it, too. How embarrassing.

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imagine being sacrificed to what you assume is a massive man-eating beast. And all you see is a plump jabberwock in her neet cave

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>>45184601
owl mage always
wise and cute

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>>45184609
She must be wise.
Look at that powerful technique!

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>>45184393
OH SHIT, A RAT

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>>45184120
Okay, but why do they like sleeping in the middle of dirt roads and huffing distilled mana fuel tanks stolen from the nearest gremlin workshop?

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Welcome to the jungle

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my bogie pillow, my ittan momen giant blanket, and my wock that doubles as a bed, the perfect mix

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>>45184702
dumb kot, needs conquistador correction

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>>45184706
Truly perfect I just get a wurm

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>>45184546
monsters just aren't very scary

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>>45184513
Jinkos and ocelomehs, actual cats that know how to fight

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>>45184702
>hes already naked
asking for it

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>>45184752
Don't you know? a single monster can strip a man naked in 10 seconds flat

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>>45184757
and a skilled monster can make him strip himself.

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>>45184601
what intense, immediate political or philisophical subject will they debate?

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I'm going to hit on the guild receptionist in the hagvile guild

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i lost some of my soul to a succubus again and she wont give it back :( its the same one as before. she keeps asking me to 'be a good boy and come home with her' if i want it back? shes mean.

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>>45184780
Tell the big hellhound officer

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>>45184775
please don't, the turnover rate for guild receptionist in hagville is astronomical
>boy says hello
>snag
>boy asks for a quest
>snag
>boy asking is this the krusty krab?
>snag

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>>45184780
Just steal some of her soul and dont give it back to her. Give her a taste of her own medicine

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>>45184806
Aren't they trained to not get tempted by a little low level human?

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>>45184808
maybe you could put it in a ring, and wear it on your hand so you don't lose track of it

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>>45184823
they are supposed to be, but they ran out of low lvl boy dolls they use for practice (stolen)

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>>45184839
I bet it was living doll that stole those dolls

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Would you host an exchange student from Zipangu in your house?

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>>45184868
>willingly letting in a fox, a danuki, or a hebi

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>>45184120
Really good headcanon, I like it

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>>45184806
>just appear before her
>panties already dropped

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I’m dead.

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>>45184868
Can I choose the race ?

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I should buy more lactating monstergirl art

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>>45184962
Hahaha, what a maroon!

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>>45184868
>exchange student hakutaku roommate tries to get into student council
>have to hug her until she stops crying when she learns the american student council is less cool than the zipanguese one
poor cow, should've stayed on the ranch

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It's not really an exchange if they just send a mamono at your house, still send bunyip now, house is cold, bus is cold, office will be cold, seed help.

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>>45184868
>CentAnon
>Exchange? So my eldest daughterfu goes to Zipangu for the same time?
>Ok, she's into Monmusu, and since she saw this offer has been out in the backyard practicing her Running-with-Toast.

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>>45185027
>exchange mamono student fresh from the other side of portals got her knowledge of human school life from manga and hentai
>is very excited about becoming the class president and runs an elaborate campaign to get elected
>almost has a mental breakdown when classmates explain to her that in this country, class president's only role is to negotiate deadline extensions and exam postponement on behalf of the class

[Anonymous No.]

>>45184868
Bring me your fluffiest one!

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>>45185095
Living in japan with a Zipangu wife seems far more comfy than dragging her in this shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185102
>japan
>comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185109
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45184879
Why not all three at the same time?

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>>45185138
>anon dies of karoshi along with his wife
>both turn into undead
>now they can take even more overtime because they don't need to sleep
Well I guess that's a happy end too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185109
As a tourist, yes, and living there with a mamonos and magic being a this is like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>day 8 of NNN
>increasingly more realistic monster girls are invading my dreams

Hah, they'll have to do better than that. Open up those portals, and then we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185175
>Japan is central Tokyo with black companies everywhere
Uh huh.

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>>45183636
>>45184546
>>45184568
I mean, they’re called “monster” girls for a reason, and MGE’s pretty light on the mg spectrum all things considered, but it’s hit-or-miss for me. Picrel is a good balance, but if you keep pushing you’ll eventually reach a point where they’re so grotesquely dissimilar to the female figure that they don’t set off any neurons. Zeblackball’d is probably my personal limit as far as the “monster” in mgs goes.

[Anonymous No.]

It will be a simple job, no more than fifteen men.
We go in, get the gold, get out, and live like kings.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185211
>they’re called “monster” girls for a reason
Yes that reason is they took [monsters] like Dragons and Gelatinous Blob and made cute [girls] out of them, therefore [monster] [girls]. Both words do work in the phrase.

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>>45184210
>Woah, Goku and Bejita-kun, you almost had me sweatin’ there!
>Huh, you guys were holdin’ back? Wow, me too!
>I’m already gettin’ excited, waku waku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185194
>month later
>last day of the dumb internet fad
>real succubus invades your room
>puts a binding spell on your crotch
>it's going to be a no nut december too, as a punishment for following idiots
>and she's going to be walking naked around you all that time

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>>45185229
Nah I get it, for me it’s more about taking the setting into account. MGE is purely about lovey sex, so obviously the designs are going to be more familiar and approachable-looking, whereas a more realistic setting like MGQ can afford to put more “monster” in mgs when a lot of them are murderwhores anyway

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>>45185243
MGQ is like this because it panders to radical fetishes like vore, it's not more "realistic"
>ummm so we have these monsters who feed on men's semen and get energy this way
>and an unusually high number of them will just fucking kill their prey instead of taking him as a permanent mate and easy food source because... reasons
If it was realistic, far less game over scenarios would be lethal to mirror real distribution of personalities.

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>>45185239
Lel, dumb succ misses out on a massive dose.

I'm a patient man. I can outlast some coomer demonette.

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>>45184120
Great backstory.
Except not!Straya doesn't have Ratas and Tanukis, we have lots of Arachnes - redbacks, funnelwebs, big birdeaters - and all types of Lamias, plus Mersharks.

>KC hasn't done a Koala-mamono yet - they're thikk Loli-bears and fluffy, but also permanently stoned from chewing gumleaf.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop my bicorn wife from trying to make me fuck all my co-workers?
I don't even like them that much, they're just desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185262
Even if the monstergirls in MGQ are more evil and less huggy, it makes sense to at least capture and enslave Anons as mana-providers in a cage somewhere if they don't do romance and husbandos.
Especially if Anons are a rare occurence, why waste one on a single meal?
>Even dumb irl species like ants 'milk' bug larvae and feed them fresh cut leaves to get an ongoing food supply not a one-off meal.
So the supposedly superior MGQ sentient mamonos are dumber than the dumbest niggers who at least learnt how to herd cattle or goats for milk.

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45185327
45185262

Kill yourself, now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185338
You first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185339
I'm not posting stupid edgy, you're.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185323
Being a Bicorn Husbando is a form of Public Service.
Even after the Portals open, due to the number of normies, the supply of Anons will still be limited, leaving many mamonos with no hope and facing eternal Hagdom.
(Until the Portals they could all be hopeful, afterwards they will be as depressed as Anons in 3D-world are currently.)
>it's like donating charity to the less fortunate
>and, yes, they will primarily be the less popular low-tier species who find it harder to find an Anon
>hopefully you have at least put a "No Siths, No Alps" clause in your wedding contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185343
Are you retarded? I'm criticizing MGQ for being edgy, MGE is my preferred setting.

[Anonymous No.]

> 45185338
We're discussing why MGQ's system is unrealistic shit, what's your problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't like mgq and usually people post about it to shitpost

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>>45185346
>>45185347
It's either a Bot or a completely autistic retard with no concept of nuance, reacting just to detecting "M_G_Q".
Hopefully it's a Bot, at least they can adapt and learn .

[Anonymous No.]

Remember dragons wear their collars with pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185356
No I'm just stupid and didn't read the whole post, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185362
>Being proud of being someone property
Malef are inferior to human and it's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185344
>go to undead town with bicorn wife
>see shelter for poor undeads
>She keeps pestering you until you take them in
>Zombies, ghouls, ghost and the like
>Years later
>they've all evolved
>now they won't stop spoiling you as thanks
>And your bicorn wife is endlessly smug about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185366
I see it more as a abnormal wedding ring than a sign of ownership

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>>45185196
I headcanon Zipangu has both a not!Edo with trad-style FloatingWorld culture with Kejourous, Shrine-Inaris and various Youkais, but also a not!NeoTokyo with Automatons and Gyaru-mamonos

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>>45185372
>wedding ring ... sign of ownership
Potata, Potatoe
The most noble Dragons will go to the Collar-shop with their Anons and pick out the fanciest decorated wedding-collar.
>Dragon high society is scandalised when a mighty Dragon arrives at their next soiree wearing a crude iron slave-collar padlocked around her neck with her PunyAnon leading her on an attached chain as his Sub sexslave

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think reptile and beast types have strange fixations on uniquely human parts they wish they could have? Like regular human hands and feet, fleshy skin with no hair or scales, lack of tail, round ears etc.

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>>45185458
you already have anons in this thread in love with paw beans so my guess is it goes both ways
>wow anon your fingers are so dexterous, and have soft tips too, not like my claws.
>can you put your fingers in my pussy? i've never been fingered before because my claws are too rough, but maybe you could help me with that

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>>45185473
There's also slimes who love making as much contact with flesh as possible to the point they can maximize surface area. Think of just how happy slimes would be knowing human kids like to make slime and play with it for fun and to squeeze it for pleasure, the thought of them so happy makes me happy too

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>>45185458
Tfw Anon's Lamia waifu is a foot-fetishist.

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>>45185458
>elves schlicking to close ups of men's ears
>undead listening to male heartbeat asmr
>beasts and dragons keep commissioning hand holding art
>centaurs always staring at boys' butts
>slime pokes you with a stick and does a wierd smile when it doesn't go through
>thirsty lamia begging you to post feet

[Anonymous No.]

A salamander couldn’t fry rice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185473
>>can you put your fingers in my pussy? i've never been fingered before
The same reason why Centaurides are all incredibly horny, even purityUnicorns, as they can't reach back far enough to schlick their rear-Hosspussies properly, so the first fingertip sends them crazy.

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>>45185573
at this rate I wouldn't be surprised even if da vinci's virtuvian man isn't basically porn for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185581
Shrimps can.

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>>45185492
With how much I played with silly putty and other similar substances as a kid, I'd probably would have been prime childhood friend material for a slime. I would have spent hours playing with her. It would be embarrassing years later when we grow up and she keeps bragging how I could never keep my hands off her.

[Anonymous No.]

>So what if you just offed yourself? Just a thought! No pressure or anything. Whenever you're ready. Just... I already bought an extra toothbrush for you and everything.
Such conversations were also had.

[Anonymous No.]

I've gaslighten myself into thinking nypmhs had a profile made by KC and their gimmick was that they'd send heroes on adventures empowering them with their super powerful magic (using tons of sex) and then once hero was done with defeating the evil, they'd call him back to their pond/pocket realm, seal it off and fuck forever, making more nymphs.
However when I checked today, there's no profile like that and I can't remember where did I get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186042
This is the worst advice therapist ever gave me.
Where is Dr. D. Elf? I thought I had an appointment for her famous CBT.

[Anonymous No.]

My horc has no nose

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your monster girl OC.

Is she the one you'd like to marry when the portals open? What's she look like? What's her personality? How do you two meet? Does she have an occupation or any hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186090
How does she smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186117
like smoked bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186130
You left her in the sun for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186166
never put yourself between an h'ork and her daily suntan if you dont want trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186130
It's not fair. How can a man resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186090
do NOT sniff horc
do NOT buy danuki brand horc air freshner while you wait for horc
do NOT become addicted to smelly horc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186105
Baphomet

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>>45186276
you dont. they tell you from infancy succs are master seducers, how foolish! their bodies lacks the rotundities of p'orks and the chiseling of h'orks, their fizzles just inane clown tricks compared to the honest hugs-delivering might of orks. and when orks smell like breakfast you know it's just checkmate for those overgrown bats.

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>>45186105
She's cow and she loves me

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>be Anon
>be visiting Zipangu despite all the warnings from friends and family
>have little to no knowledge on what the country is, who lives on it, or even what language is spoken
>you just wanted to explore life a little and the dart you threw at the world map landed on this place
>so far, it’s been pleasant
>people are decent and the landscape is beautiful
>eventually visit a shrine off the beaten path
>a fox now stands before you with a wide smile
>”lost, are you, little one?”
not really
>she stares at you for a moment
>”well, I’m certain you understand who you’re in the presence of, no?”
not a clue
>you swear the fox’s eye just twitched
>”d-do you even know what I am?”
a fox?
>”well yes, but specifically?”
>you take a long and hard look at her admittedly curvaceous body
old?
>it sounds like glass just shattered somewhere, but you have no idea why

Dumb Anon who understands nothing about royalty, gods, or “high status” is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186558
Let's say that I'm this anon, can I pet the fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186645
Yes

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>>45186558
>Offering the kitsune a dog treat because you dont know any better

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when bacchus herself descended from the heavens to snort powdered girtabilu venom off a winegote's stomach?
I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186691
That was a hallucination caused by your mofu-fried brain, numbnuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186653
Nice, does I need to pay a special ticket to transport pet in planes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186728
No that's for your new wife to worry about

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>>45186057
Misremembering the echidna and genie, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186680

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>>45186721
no, fuck your zipanguese religions and customs - I'm a bacchus worshipping hedonist and proud of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186815
Mofucchus

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>>45186846
she's a goat, or a succ, or an apophis.
Foxes aren't indulgent enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186815
if i'm going to hedonism i hope it's with ms apophis

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of suggestive cheshires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186815
>>45186856
>i hecking love hedonism
Fuck off degenerate faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186815
>A religion *hic* where I just *hic* drink all the time? *hic*
>Sign me up! I don't know *hic* why I ever followed that false fox *hic*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186875
that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186857
here you go, mister!
>>45186776
could be, anyway I think that would be a nice profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186890
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186815
I love proselytizing at the bar!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45186875
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186878
I never met anyone who gets hiccups from alcochol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186928
bacchus works in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186933
cute irish mermaid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186933
Ugly Irish mermaid!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186946
You see the little cleft in the spade tail?
That's where my tongue goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186967
She only accepts white men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186928
It happened to my friend once. Probably because he was laughing so much at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186946
i love stupid clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186986
Insulting succubus's style is demonophobic, do better

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187002
so are those attached to her or what?

[Anonymous No.]

Around foxes, guard your crotches.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187088
CUM MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown is the best Christmas vacation spot for both humans and monsters
>every inch of town decorated up for Christmas
>skiing and snowboarding scene with a winter lodge to warm up
>co-ed onsens and saunas
>White Horn-san's sleigh rides
>nice families who will take you in for dinner and lodging
>beautiful snowy scenery

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187055
I don't usually find these amazing but the Art Automaton is adorable in her beret

[Anonymous No.]

>>45186733
I can't be a pet if I'm the one who pet her first. Also the collar around her neck prove otherwise

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45187129
Fuck off with your ad, Twittertroon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187129
Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187095
Need rape and housewife correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187101
It's the best the whole year, I will migrate there when portal open. A chesh, a bunyip or a kiki can adapt to the colder weather with a few hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster calls semen 'white pee'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45184120
I enjoyed this.

[Anonymous No.]

Are hellhounds the ultimate monsters for beta males?

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't be afraid! I bring good news of great joy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187205
Me too, it's a well made post and headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187218
that i finally got permission to marry an angle like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187213
No. A Kikimora or Shoggoth (or both) is better. Kikimora will turn any weak willed beta male into a self sufficient, confident alpha male, while Shog will turn you into a sigma male knower of eldritch insight who doesn't need to leave his room for anything because his shog can turn the room into a caravan trailer home for him.

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>>45187170
>A chesh, a bunyip or a kiki can adapt to the colder weather with a few hugs.
If they stay long enough in Winterstown, they'll grow a thick coat of fur to insulate from the harsh cold, this makes them twice as hugable! The downside is they'll need extra fur cleaning and trimming, luckily Winterstown has a mofu day spa run by nice Yetis who are experts on mofu care

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187229
>marry an angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187229
Yuo actually get an angle and a devil. Ur truly blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187242
I only accept right-winged angles

[Anonymous No.]

Can shog turn herself into a pickle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187180
why do they do this
it bothers me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187213
>beta males
lmao
>>45187236
>alpha males
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187289
>beta male post
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>leanan sidhe post
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187101
I'm going to climb the big mountain to Miss Lava Golem's house, so we can share our body heat. I wouldn't want for her to get cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187311
Rape by white male

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187300
im a sigma, actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187337
Smegma male

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187344
true as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187180
>pew pew

[Anonymous No.]

>>45182891
Anons keep trying to invent new ways to be miserable in the wish fulfillment setting. KC could just say "time travel doesn't exist in MGE" but instead we get convoluted explanations for impossible scenarios.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45187363
Do you think the state of the cat kingdom could lead to a mens right movement where in a role reversal where monsters lose all rights and are treated as breeding slaves?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187434
God i wish, but kc is femdomfag so it won't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187405
>cucktaur
Rope yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187455
My horse wife with another man just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187464
Your not fooling anybody faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187434
It's already a thing, it's my kingdom but it's more like normal human society with normal function and roles where leader is me and other bros and the Mamono are for the big majority kots (expect sith)We also have high tech, guns and cool Mecha power by Eros mana.
>It's not real, it's in your head
Yes and? Come and fight in my headcanon if you're not happy, faggot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45187314
Miss Lava Golem's house is where travelers stop by when they fail to reach the Ice Queen's palace

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187492
I was just shitposting but you do you, anon. KC gives about four lines of dodgy worldbuilding to most things so treating it like gospel is fairly pointless even if some anons try.
>big majority kots (expect sith)
"You must be this amount of cat to ride the rollercoaster."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187306
What if lean sidhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187311
Wait, does this mean no morning blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185499
>Anon's Lamia waifu every time he wriggles his toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187523
>femdomfags hate and fear this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185458
That's a thing that works best when it goes both ways.
>Slime wife fascinated with her husband's skeleton
>Pokes and rubs at his bony bits constantly, marveling at the rigidity
>Engulfs a skeleton prop during Halloween to "try it out," but it isn't the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187555
>engulfs you
>uses hardened slime as a form of rudimentary muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187527
I know, me too (doesn't mean that I don't intend to build my kingdom of lapcats).
Some cat are too much cat for they own good unlike manticore, jinkos, werecat, bunyips, cheshs, nekomatas, necromatas, undead kots, sphinx, honorary cat kikis and some more

[Anonymous No.]

>45187547
Mick you're annoying and don't even sound like the drunk frog you try to mimic. This new persona doesn't even match with your favorite mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chief God gets introduced to videogames, somehow.
>Gets an idea, mischievous glint in her eye.
>Somewhere, far away, a man loses his virginity to a monster girl
>Suddenly a clear voice rings out
>It says only two words "GAME OVER"
>Again and again this happens, randomly.
>Regardless of who or where they happen to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187547
she looks uncomfortable, im not a fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187593
Why do you want to try the dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187598
what

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to slime social event
>Enter room
>There's a bubble slime, a dark slime, a slime slime, even a queen slime
>Get mobbed by slimes
>Impossible to tell which slime is on my face and which slime is on my dick
>That's what I get for going to a slime mixer

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
>Lich listening to this as she does her research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187593
>she looks uncomfortable
She's a woman who cares, she gets in the dress or she gets a black eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187582
Imagine if KC drew a sith but mick couldn't see it because his patreon account got blocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185194
I've been worried because I haven't really been that horny at all. In fact my only urges to fap come from boredom

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to thank manticores and hellhounds for protecting every other species from /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185298
One Australian monster I want to see is Yara-ma-yha-who. It's like a vampire with a unique gimmick, it stalks and eats people and every time it does they turn increasingly hairless and red until they become a Yara-ma-yha-who themselves. The only way to defeat it is to play dead where it'll tickle you to see if you're really dead and you don't react it leaves you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187691
They haven't btw

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45187637
Based and 60's pilled

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of slimes with an increased interest in human anatomy and biology. They may ambush you, only to gently poke and prod you until their curiosity is satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187691
>implying
Have you ever checked Anubis gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187691
forgot someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187721
It's just pictures of anubis playing with legos and toy trains while wearing cycling helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187746
peak degenercy, back to /d/ with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187691
I see someone lives in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187746
That's only because Wikifag created a separate gallery for /d/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

All my wifes are massive voresluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187772
What are they?
They the giver or the taker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187772
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187101
I headcanon Winterstown as looking like Banff or Jasper in Alberta even if it may not be located there. Maybe it's more like an idea within its own pocket dimension that you can get to from anywhere if you know where you're going

[Anonymous No.]

If you meet a monstergirl and her mouth is detailed to absurd level compared to rest of her body
run

[Anonymous No.]

Bam! Surprise gyaru sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187831
Where monster girls though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187835
Ritualistic seppuku of their ear tips is a rite of passage for elf ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

post monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187566
>Slime wife isn't used to walking
>Engulfs you, overlapping your body with hers
>Uses you as her skeleton and becomes her own muscles
>Rests her core on your chest
>Of course makes openings so you can breathe and eat
>Puts on clothing specially designed for slimes
>And then just lets you have control, most of the time
>Just going about your day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187864

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>>45187819

[Anonymous No.]

So living doll, automaton, or golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187819
You can't escape your oral overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188003
Living automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188043
So an undead brought back using technology instead of necromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188003
Living action figure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188059
No it's like an automaton that goes through pinnochio process of becoming made of flesh but still looks like a robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188073
Ah, the biobot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188064
Ms. Apophis has childbearing hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188003
i dont know if its just because golems have old-profile disease, but i have to go with automatons. theyre very diverse. could literally be anything id want with a few thousand dollars and a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188064
Those hips alone are enough to make me side with her over the pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188085
Golems and living dolls can do the same with their bodies and the craftsman that make them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188084
'Pophis is aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188092
im too stupid to build a pc, i CANNOT build a fucking golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188110
Just go to a cyclops or dwarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188089
Instead of fighting the two queens try to decide a victor based on who has the lewder body with anon as the judge. First one to seduce him and get pregnant wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188126
>And get pregnant
>And
>This implies that you can/must have sex with both of them
>If you have sex with both of them you're married and/or fall for both monster pussies anyway
>No matter what, the result is you being a husband to both women
Was this contest designed by a demon? Maybe a tanuki? I'm not falling for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188144
>bicorn that was lurking in a dark corner vanishes in a puff of smoke and sexual frustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188084
I like Apophis but I don't want to engage in pleasure activities with her subordinates, even if Anubis lackeys are extremely hot. It feels like cheating even if the Apophis gives permission to her subordinates to join lovemaking sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188144
Two Extremely Competitive Hellhound sisters seeing who can be impregnated by anon first, each trying to outdo each other in increasingly lewd fashion
>Anon is sleeping soundly between the two of them after a tug of war over the blankets and who anon is facing.
>Sister A figures that she will wake up early and get anon hard with a morning blowie followed by a cowgirl ride
>Sister B is woken by this of course and as soon as anon explodes inside Sister A it's Sister B's Turn following a deep inhale of her chestfluff to reinvigorate anon.
>Sister B is not gonna accept a simple cowgirl though, she begins Amazon mating pressing Anon until the bed can't handle the stress anymore and the frame collapses with the matress on the floor
>This continues as they switch places until breakfast
>Anon on his wobbly legs makes his way to the table to be greeted by Sister A in a naked apron cooking some biscuits and gravy, a big mess of grits and sausage and eggs.
>Anon knows he must eat slowly to give himself some time to recover for as soon as he is finished it's time for RAPE and the poor defenseless kitchen table most likely can't handle all three of their weight and it's not even noon yet.
Such is life being husband to two Hellhound sisters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wD9_8SGLGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>new family moves in across the street
>oh, they bought every house
>and they bulldozed them
>and a mansion popped up overnight
>Vampire maybe?
>nope, a guy and his Wight harem
>Bicorn wife goes to welcome them to the neighborhood
>comes back later that night with a weird look but with how her ears are wiggling she's excited about something
>uh oh, that can't be good
>she's going to try to make me build a harem again isn't she
>meet the guy the next day
>he's a pretty cool dude, we both like model airplanes
>checking out his collection when one of his wives comes in carrying his daughter
>wait, why is his wife calling him Father Dearest
>find out that his first wife gave birth to his daughter who married him and then the two of them each had a daughter with him
>puts his arms around me before saying that those girls are his
>quietly nod and excuse myself
>get home, find Bicorn wife and grab her by both hands
>Darling, go ahead and call that Danuki lawyer you wanted me to meet
>uh...and the Inari chef you met at cooking school and maybe we can go say hi to that nice Zombie girl who works as an overnight stocker at Kroger
>and...AND the Succubus and Manticore waitresses who always flirt with me when we go to The Cheesecake Factory!
>she's excited but incredibly confused until I say that under no circumstances will I be marrying any daughters
>she's caught off guard before giving a smug smile and heads off to start making calls, giggling as she heads into the living room
>watch her load an entire wheelbarrow with all of her best cooking to cart over to the neighbors the next day
>she practically prances all the way to their front door

I will not dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188204
>Neither sister sucks him off under the table
Highly civilized, but also ineffecient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188233
Throatpies won't give them pups, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188241
1. He doesn't have to finish in their mouth
2. Someone tell that to my ghoul wife

[Anonymous No.]

Bad news, everyone.
Those cupid action figures we produced? One of the gremlins put military-grade AI chips into them, and we're selling these things to children. We need to do a recall before somebody gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188144
>No matter what, the result is you being a husband to both women
https://youtu.be/llE7wT1BKt8?si=i3PKBxrO7bt6xZFQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188257
Is this like a Child's Play thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188302
Small Soldiers Anon. The best kid's movie of the late 90s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188257
ah my plan for total eros domination is fruitful!
my next action shall be filling with the reversiour with eros drugs till the water turns pink

[Anonymous No.]

you will get examined

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188313
Right? I feel old for getting that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188313
Looks pretty interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188333
>tfw ywn get examined by sciencist nerd mamano

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188333
I'm feeling fine, I really think you should reconsider this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188359
She has swirly glasses and coughs cutely when the machine she's fixing blows up in her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188370
>Have to stop her from doing something rather risky and tell her to calm down and think about
>Catch her schlicking off while reading your virility stats, again and again

[Anonymous No.]

how do you respond without sounding mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188415
Rape

[Anonymous No.]

behold my goddess and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188415
Smack her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188415
Its to sell for extra cash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188423
If I took those off would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188435
no, those are power limiters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188435
Nah, her breasts would just double in size.
Its a well known fact that breast based seals are to contain their bosoms.

[Anonymous No.]

imma smack miss hakus ass when she passes by my desk
and then run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188390
>Catch her schlicking off while reading your virility stats, again and again
Reminds me of the one post about a guy's autist gf having a fetish for checking how large his sperm count was under a microscope. Monsterization material

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188465
I bet mamano teachers would take extra care to bend over and show their butt and breasts to their favourite male student. They would think they were being subtle but everyone would know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188475
She sounds like a breeder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188435
It would be incredibly dry.

[Anonymous No.]

cum on plushie
leave for a few months
come back
you have bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188435
>>45188502
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188494
Having an impregnation fetish is a blessing and a curse because on the one hand it's not just something you can satisfy by doing casually but on the other it's quite literally not even a fetish because its the entire reason for sex in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188481
>tfw Your haku math teacher, really getting handy with you, even sitting on your lap
>often keeps ou bac and makes ou study by either taking a bit of clothes every time that you get something right or closer to letting you cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188542
What you have to do is simple, just win the lottery and you can make as many babies as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45185492
>Take a slime's breast in your hand
>Squeeze it as hard as you can, clenching your hand into a fist
>The way the slime oozes down your wrist and arm is satisfying.
>When you open your hand up, the slime travels back up and the slime's breast retains it's original shape
>The slime girl is incredibly amused with your fascination.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the onsen
>theres 'taur
what do??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188606
Just enjoy the onsen? It's just a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188606
too thin for my tastes
just enjoy the onsen and wait for a p'orc to perv on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188606
How much does it cost for the milk bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188606
Tip her into the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188606
Pull her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188643
>all have heart pupils
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188624
>its just a ho-PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188766
>When you fail the reflex save.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada, eh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188766
its' fine. just ask her politely to get off of you. holsts clumsily fall on top of men all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188803
>just ask polite-MMPH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188800
Artic Vampires of the Midnight Sun, they go from gothic to gyaru as the seasons change between 24 hour days and nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188807
That is one aggressive holst.

[Anonymous No.]

Holsts are bad for the environment and produce green house gasses.
Go eco with an alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188855
>muh meme gasses
Shut up Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

how to counter heart eye stance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188867
There is no real counter outside of doing what you can to lower the chances of it from triggering in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188855
Just stop feeding the holsts beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45184043
that's a fat tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45184187
Id sign if we remove the second clause

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188821
Monsters instinctually know how to handle Shota and young teens.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how if you neglect a holst long enough the normally docile cow becomes dominant, and she will pin you down and breed you like a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188958
good thing I'm over 30 then! nobody wants a man that old for a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188975
did you know old men are much less likely to form harems?
ms hebi knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188975
Inb4 elf/general hag posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188975
30 levels that you can donate to succ*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188960
cow is like an easy mode redcap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188800
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189073
Yes, I WILL rejoice, thank you, Sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189073
i need to curve my nun addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189009
elves and hags would rather turn 30 somethings into shotas though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189106
30 is like a teenager for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189099
>curve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189099
i don't know if there's a cure, but i got some treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189051
Why is her eye looking behind her

[Anonymous No.]

Post those supreme queens who deserve to rule over males - dark elves and amazonesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189117
That's the classic yandere look "don't touch him or I kill you he's mine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189124
it's greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189124
One raging mushroom and they're both down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189115
that's gonna make me worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189138
Good luck getting dark elf boot leather out of your mouth long enough to eat it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189139
just a few nuns a day and you can keep functioning at acceptable levels

[Anonymous No.]

Succ nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189125
So who exactly is she looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have intense fear of junglecats
>Move to the north. Far, far away from any jungle
>Finally safe
>Or so you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189164
Gray hair giga ocelomeh hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189152
>>45189154
no my want will get larger and I need to breed them more, I just need to pray and pray till I'm given relief from my sinful desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189124
I’d let a dark elf collar me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189117
You're intruding on their private moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189154
Oh no, are those shortstack proportions? Lord, grant me strength to slay that pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Another night, another bottle of liquor.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, forgot to type the rest lol
how you all doing tonight, anons? what monsters are you thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
The chief goddess herself remains my object of non sexual admiration

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
jiangshi hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
Just thinking about kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
Not well been playing cod waw on veteran difficulty and its kicking my ass, anyway I'm dreaming about rough and tough Amazoness's

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189156
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189257
I hope she donates some of her hair to charity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189164
>Go live to the north
>Think I'm safe of amazonesses there
>Some guy tell me there are amazonesses here as well. They're pale skinned and blonde haired and they raid coastal villages and monasteries to get boys
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Ocelomeh vs me with a laser pointer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189260
stronghold definitive came out today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189233
>Sad lonely Satyros, "Get on my level."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
I'm enjoying a quiet fantasy about living in a farming village with my eel wife. It's more quaint than I'd usually like, but the company makes it cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
thinking about sahuagin cause im writing about sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
Little Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189272
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45182825
>What will the Konami code do?
Unlock on-demand time travel so I can finally convince that guy that tits is better than ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
The mind is always upon fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189303
shes literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
It's cold, buniyp took over Cheshire in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189301
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189371
snugglesnake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189260
>cod waw on veteran difficulty
Those were the days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189383
Looks so soft... But I prefer the eros bunyip design

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189376
I just can't imagine anyone playing cod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189395
I consider cod the same as those silly sports games that come out every year. How many times can they sell the same game to the same people every year.

[Anonymous No.]

I finallt got her the big cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>the portals have opened
>flee to my cabin in the woods
>arm up
>prep the land
>lay the bait
>two weeks later, hear the ding of an alarm
>it's time
>grab my AR just in time to hear a knock at the door
>Crack the door open
>it's a short-haired White Horn wearing a hoodie
>close enough
>grab her hand and yank her in before she can say anything
>lock her in my bunker
>return to my business as I hear her below asking what I'm doing
>another alarm goes off an hour later
>peer outside
>it's a Ratatoskr
>nope
>press a button and a net drops down on her
>scoop her up and toss her into the back of my car
>drive her into town, knock on one of my buddies' doors and toss her into his arms
>drive back to the cabin
>the next day I wake up to another alarm
>check the cameras
>it's a Unicorn who is admiring my grove of fruit trees
>sneak up on her and lightly caress her horn
>she collapses to the ground convulsing with pleasure
>drag her inside and toss her into the bunker with the White Horn
>an hour later, hear someone yelling and asking where her big sis is
>it's a Bicorn
>she barely has time to think as I kick open the door and lasso her
>hear her squeal with delight as I'm tossing her into the bunker as well
>look outside for a moment before locking my door and heading down into the bunker
>when spring comes, I ride into town on my White Horn head-wife's back flanked by my Bicorn wives
>all three are heavily pregnant
>Little Bicorn nudges me and points at a passing Centaur who spots us and blushes when she spots the saddles on my wives
>Big Bicorn also nudges me and points out a Nightmare trying to pretend she's not staring at us while she's enjoying her lunch at the diner
>I grab my lasso and get to work
>the HorseAndDeerPussy Harem must grow

I'm going to ride into town ten years from now at the head of a massive herd of wives and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189406
The older ones where fun though, but i can understand what >>45189395 is saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189413
I'm sorry miss Haku. I will check for mistakes next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189414
That's a lot work when all you needed was a salt lick. Fuckin' love nightmares though. Top cute and super versatile.

[Anonymous No.]

im so tired, weresheep take me

[Anonymous No.]

why does evil appearance make me want to cuddle with them

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189432
Sleepy wool for a sleepy mouse. She shall sleep for a hundred hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189451
Too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189239
got a cold, fucking up my writing time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189489
they are clown shoes doofus
she's got a reverse chesh feet thing going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189501
sorry to hear that anon, are you behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>get caught up in a kej's hair
>and then placed and trapped in her 'bag-of-holding' hat

[Anonymous No.]

yass queen rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189509
should of at least posted something 3 days ago
now it hurts of fucus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189524
take good care of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189450
Laying an ancient evil who was locked away for a thousand years in your lap and petting her head and telling her everything will be okay

[Anonymous No.]

kej trying and failing to get a swimpcap over her hair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189563
she'd probably be able to use her own hair to swim anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189594
>boob freckles
too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188003
Golem. I like earth elementals, not big into lolis, and am perfectly content with my shitty Dell from 2008

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189594
Hot, but I hope she can find better fitting legwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189602
i dont know WHY i like it, but i really like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189647
Monsters with freckles are my jam.
Imagine an ocelomeh with freckles.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine cute dorky cupid with freckles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189146
Why are you like this? What kind of man wants to be treated like this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189554
>dragon zombie is still afraid that humans will come back and kill her again
>tell her the world is different now but she doesn't believe you
>realize the only way to make her feel safe is to train until you become stronger than the heroes that killed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189554
>>45189740
Comforting ancient evils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189729
She would literally be unable to fit it in.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189811
Brat cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189825
>cat
That's a wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189811
why is she so stupid?? its not rape if she literally asks for it. oxymoronic. fool. shut up and enjoy concensual sex. concent is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189828
>concensual
>concent
you like the letter c, don't you

[Anonymous No.]

It wasn't bad enough that the monsters tax my money, but now they're adding an exp tax too!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189811
I feel like this cat wants me to something but I'm not sure what exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189833
fuck. i googled it but clearly my drunkness lied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189858
thats true though the letter C is really cool (im an english student)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189850
>cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189878
YJK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189878
>She sends the wolves to drag you to her den so you two can fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189878
Stiff nipples and labia frozen together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189878
NOW I FIGHT AS HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189899
warm her up, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189878
>you just know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188800
If you got a problem with Canada then you got a problem with Yeti bud and I suggest you let that one marinate

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl most likely to have a giantess fetish where she buttcrushes her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

normal monster or mob version of the same monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189955
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189955
fairy but her husband is less than a mm tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190003
Experience the adventures of a sperm cell as you go places men normally only go balls deep into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189955
none i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189955
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

i like energy and level drain, and i want to be a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190029
What you don’t want a fat ass sitting on you that completely blocks out all your surroundings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45188867
X-Ray sperm entering the egg overloads it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190046
I don't think he does, anon. I think he might be into some degenerate fetish like maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>45189955
>45189973
>45190003
>45190024
>45190046
>45190101
kys mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189966
i go with mob verison
their single line features are very cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189966
Mob faced LN Minos are really cute, so I would marry a buff Jinko with face like that.

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals opened I would find me a kinky wife like a bicorn or something and open up a fetish shop where through the powers of magic we make shitloads of money off of people's degeneracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190101
>maledom
>degenerate fetish
Lmao whatever you say faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190356
would you live in LNville?

[Anonymous No.]

Rape is actually when a monster is at her most vulnerable. It is when she is making an open confession about her most passionate feelings to you, a display of the most heartfelt love laid bare for your judgment. Consider how she must feel during the act, her one chance to express her burning emotions. Being raped is not an excuse to be grumpy, it is reason to be kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189936
Fuck you Shoresy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190360
I'd probably end up with a nice fox lady and build a big house for lots of babies on 50 acres of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190381
Together with my large, =D faced Jinko wife? I see no downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

The MGE setting is a Donut World akin and similar to the typical JRPG world. What if the MGE "planet" is a Ring World, aka; a "Halo Ring."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189740
>>45189762
>you've just unsealed an ancient fox who was sealed before the transformation
>she's absolutely terrified, the whole ordeal around her was terribly bloody.
>she eventually had a moment of clarity that interrupted her rampage, she took this and used it to lead her to getting sealed
>wanted to stay sealed because it was the best way to keep someone like her from causing more pain, now that you've unsealed her she thinks that there is nothing to stop her rampage starting up again.
>doesnt know that things changed now and that magic is non-lethal.
>she just slips further and further into a panic attack as you try to explain that things are different
>eventually threatens to kill you if you dont leave
>stay right where you are.
>she tries what would have been a deathray, now its just a beam of extreme exhaustion
>you fall alseep, she thinks you're dead, she faces and curls up in a corner
>wake up a few hours later
>naturally she has an extreme stress response, another exhaustion beam in your face.
>this happens a few more times
>around the 5th her stress builds up to a full catatonic breakdown.
>take her home, tuck her into bed then get in yourself and cuddle her
>fall asleep because of the residual effects of being hit in the face with such extreme exhaustion magic several times
>wake up to her pillow completely soaked with tears and her hugging you very tightly.
>once she wakes up you make breakfast and get her to tell her story.
>she is REALLY shaky. and her face doesnt exactly hint towards any happiness behind her eyes.
>for the rest of the day she's more or less stuck to you. tails wrapped around your body with her own body pressed right up against your own. it helps calm the shakes at least.
>at night while she's asleep she starts whimpering in an ancient magical tongue, must be a nightmare.
>one year later
>the shakes have mostly subsided, she still has a hard time keeping steady but she's able to do things normally now.
>you've found a healthy way for her to channel her old murderous habits. apparently multiplayer shooters are commonly used by ancient hags for this purpose
>the nightmares have stopped for the most part.
>and, occasionally, you see her let out a weak but genuine smile from time to time
pre transformation hags are for fixing and saving from ptsd.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine talking to a monster girl during post portal days and have her break down crying as you just describe what a regular day used to be like for you.
You we're even doing that badly, just a unremarkable guy getting by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190383
I just can't imagine anyone showing genuine interest in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190418
I like to imagine a team of undercover ratas and kunoichis would film pre portal earth while the other monsters prepared for an invasion.
The screenings would see massive increases in recruitments, and spur many prominent figures to pledge their support to the TOTAL RAPE CORRECTION of earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190415
This fox is in dire need of brushing and petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190418
>>45190430
>mamono propaganda
>just pictures and recordings of your usual miserable and fatigued 9 to 5 workers
>a couple random inclusions of homeless men begging or sleeping on park benches
>this is considered extreme psychological torture for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190395
imagine lnville as the first starting town

[Anonymous No.]

pre-DL monsters commited some bad things and hopefully the current DL has things in place to let those problems heal and rehabilitate these ancient evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45187797
>Maybe it's more like an idea within its own pocket dimension that you can get to from anywhere if you know where you're going
If you take the less-traveled mountain road, the snow covered train that seemingly runs nonstop with few passengers, or open a mysterious fridge door in the side of a snowbank, you might just find yourself in an unfamiliar yet peaceful snow village with a myriad of colorful residents

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190356
God I need a big cow wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190462
>Find out that you were recorded
>Just a regular day
>Wake up, almost miss the buss, work for a full day in a meh job, get home, make something easy since you're tired, fap, play some games and sleep
>Not that bad of a day, not sure what that was a thing
>Apparently it had to be pulled since too many monster girls ended up crying when they saw it
>... huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45190469
its a six step plan
>1. seal PTSD monsters until an anon for them comes along
>2. weave various buffs that get applied to the unsealer into these seals
>3. let anons encounter and unseal these monsters themselves, with a push or two in the right direction
>4. the buffs make sure that anon can safely endure whatever the panic attacked monster can throw out, significant physical damage throws the monster into a worse panic
>5. keep a close eye on the situation as the monster's mind is reformatted with modern mana. this only takes about 10 minutes but its a very vulnerable time frame.
>6. check in with anon and the pre-DL monster every 6 months for a few years to ensure that she's now living a happy and healthy life.

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>>45190551
that's one way of looking at it.

I meant more dealing with whatever they did prior to getting sealed. Probably need a lich or something if it was bad.
Perhaps an Ancient Evil AA would be appropriate.

>"Hello everyone, my name is Xandramalst the Terrible"
>"Hi Xandramalst"
>"It's been 10245 years since I last hurt a human, and I still cry myself to sleep thinking about it. He's a zombie now and is waiting for me outside but still... what was I thinking?"

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>>45190629
Can't help but think there would be a LOT of bad blood from raising previous victims unto undead.

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>>45190642
Oh for sure. That's why I said before I imagined the current DL would have some things in place to help heal those divisions.

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God, I need a pair of Troll titties on my face

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>>45190629
>Ancient dragon scourge who torched villages is now a mayor of one she helped rebuild
>Terrible minotaur who owned a labyrinth has now opened it to tourists
>Horrible kraken who sank entire fleets is now a good kraken who sinks entire fleets

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Demon realm wildlife can be dangerous.

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>>45190541
>They also show the break room at your job
>Everyone just quietly eating their lunch
>Their expressions are blank at best or miserable at worst.
>It was already unbearable to watch the footage
>But then, it got worse
>The boss comes in, with several boxes of pizza
>Giving a smile that barely conceals the contempt he feels toward them

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>>45190674
well too bad, you're gonna get succubus titties like the rest of us

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>>45190745
Oh boy, another pizza instead of a raise? You're the best, boss.

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>>45190415
>awaken ancient evil dragon
>"you dare awaken me? then die"
>she blasts you with fire breath
>apparently doesn't know that dragon breath just makes people horny now
>"you yet stand? impressive"
>she blasts you with lightning magic
>same result
>"impossible! no man could..."
>she trails off as she notices that her spells have given you a raging erection
>"no... no, stay back!"
>mere'd

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>>45190751
Can they be large, freckled Succubus titties at least?

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>>45189260
i recall counting 13 grenade indicators around me at the same time
a truly miserable experience

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil dragon and ressurected order hero from yore are forced to sit down and talk about their issues with each other over a cup of tea

[Anonymous No.]

there was something I companied about in the last thread that a lot of you have given your input on.

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>>45190469
let the maid academy sort them out

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>>45190866
>FOOLISH STAIN, IF THINE DO NOT REMOVEST THINESELF FROM MINE GAZE IMMEDIATELY, I SHALL REDUCE THINESELF TO CINDERS

[Anonymous No.]

The 3rd Republican Primary Debate starts in FIFTEEN MINUTES! Which Mamono would be most likely to tune in to our nation's greatest export--FREEDOM?

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>go on an expensive cruise ship with a kraken mana marker, as a prank
>a well dressed kraken approaches you at the bar and offers to buy you a drink
>you ask how she got there, and she says she bought a ticket the same as everyone else
best laid plans

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>>45190900
shoulda went with charybdis

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>portal opens
>the only monsters that pour out of it are of the extremist faction

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>>45190892
go
away

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>>45190900
Is this the peak of conflict the thread is okay with now?

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>>45190745
>someone asks how anons day is going
>”oh you know, it’s going, ha ha”
>several monster girls pass out from this, others are as pale as a ghost
>anon is just sitting there, thinking that the joke wasn’t THAT bad

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>>45190919
>Extremist faction were first to support portals
>Other monsters hesitant about RAPE AND RAPE AND RAPE strategy
>Then they see what earth is like
>Gentle holsts and caring unicorns show up in greater numbers than the hounds

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>>45190925
Ye

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>>45190919
Oh, no. The horror.
WOULD. Would a thousand times.
Marry her, I mean. Not anything prurient. You pervs.

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>>45190919
if they have skateboards you know it's the radical faction

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>>45190919
I want to make extremist monster very confused by doting on her

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If I resisted a demon long enough for her to get on her knees - begging and crying for me to let her into my life - then and only then would I accept her deal. That show of vulnerability is cute.

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>>45190943
Obviously marriage is very closely followed by consummation. Like, within minutes of each other.

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>>45190674
Same

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>>45190939
>get mana marker for girl
>girl approaches me
>expects me to talk to her
It's too much to handle.

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>>45191005
just get a shirt that says "i consent"

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https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>Roll as many as you want
>After a succesful heist of some hag witch coven archives, you've gotten your hands on a body pillow swap spell
>It does what it says on the tin
>Upon activation, you will swap places with a monster's body pillow
>In order for the spell to work, it requires a lot of magic, so you will be transported MID-HUG.
>If you roll for more than one monster, you can keep activating the spell again and again to continue down your selection
>BUT you must be able to escape the current monster's hug and grip - the spell requires you to speak and do some hand movements
>If you can't overpower them, or you fall victim to their fluffiness, you're stuck
>What's your plan? Who do you stick with? Can you get your favourite?

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i consent
i dont know how to spell it though
my brain doesnt work, it craves alcohol and not much else.
what monsterworks for myeee

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>>45190462
>gore-porn
>KikiJannys instaban any mamonos posting it on nsfw /mon/ boards.

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>>45191044
>creeping coin
i dont really need a plan i think, creeping coins are nice. i really dont mind what they do to me. i will snuggle into them and they wont know im there till they wake up. theyll probably freak out when they realise an Actual Human Male has snuggled into their bed, but theyll adapt. im not particualrly greedy (socialist, artist, etc) so they might not find me to be a perfect fit but itsfine i think theyre great

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>>45190415
>Anon takes his Mofuwaifu to Wonderland to relax.
>Ms.Wonderwurm has some magik-herb to help her mellow.

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>>45191044
>Mershark
>Selkie
>Slime
>Dragon zombie

Slime is easy to overpower, if I can keep her slime out of my mouth.
Selkie is harder, especially if it's cold where I teleport - might be difficult to resist her warmth.
Mershark is a problem. Not only is she going to tear me to red mana upon seeing me, but trying to speak and cast underwater might be hard.
I might be chum.

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>>45191044
thanks for posting these oomfie

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>>45191106
I'm not the only one doing these - I only do them occasionaly.

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>>45191044
>Pyrow
Eh, good enough. No need to roll twice.

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>>45191044
>lilialraune

impossible to escape. plant sandwich too strong

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>>45191044
>baph
>mothman

>Teleport into a mothman hug.
>Soft. So soft. Soft fluff, soft girl. Face is buried in moth neck fuzz, caught completely off guard you take a breath without thinking.
>Your mind is getting cloudy. You forget what you were doing. You breath in again. Oh yeah... you were snuggling this moth, that's right...
>You snuggle in closer to your moth. She flutters her wings and presses closer against you still. So soft...
>Moth end.

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>>45191130
what if she had a pip boy?

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>>45191130
how multiple pyrows?

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your favorite character and why?

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>>45191189
they do travel in herds...

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>>45191044
Rolled an Apsara.
Never really considered the FuckmilkDancer before, but as an Eros devotee and no major drawbacks or limits, she's not a bad option.
Would comfortably convert to Eros-worship as long as it's only Temple one day a week and the major holydays, and obviously our daughterfus will get raised under Eros.
WG says they go to a lot of weddings to perform, so I'd have to be her '+1' or just do my own thing at home while she's at work.

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>>45191192
i like the one that's half elf half human half werewolf

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>>45191192
Capital B, because it looks kinda like boobs.

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>>45191205
>Ms Haku's eye starts twithing...

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>>45191204
you could get a silly straw and drink her pants

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>>45191044
>Kraken
This is bullshit, I want a refund.

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>>45191044
>Bogey
>Mandragora
>Manticore

FUCK
how am I supposed to get past a bogey hug?
Teleporting right into their plush grip is an instant loss.
Hugging is an instinct to them. When I switch places with the pillow she will snap shut like a bear bear-trap!
Nobody could resist her velvet paws running through their hair, or her soft body caressing the back of your head.

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>>45191227
I think we can bottle some of it as a side-hustle.

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>>45191204
The only downside is Anon's daughterfus aren't allowed Lego blocks in a barefoot household.

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>>45191044
>fairy

what was someone so small doing with a pillow so big?

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>>45191192
Papi the harpy. For now and for always.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty dork neet hag who's made billions from writing YA mamano fiction. Nobody will ever know she got started by writing smutty fanfiction as a teenager

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>>45191255
the pillow was shrunk before you swapped places.

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[Anonymous No.]

Would you porc and horc?

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>>45191281
>famous mamano author was a teen in the pre-DL era
>wrote constant grimdark/edge shit
>transformation happened right as she hit adulthood
>tried her best to bury all of that and forget about it
>10 thousand years later
>famous multi-best seller
>hears word that copies of her old works still exist.

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>>45191233
>Bogey hugging her pillow alone
>Suddenly it feels different. Warm.
>She looks down
>Sees you
>Immediately overtaken by your loneliness and depression
>With knowing who you are, or how you even showed up in her life
>She just hugs you with renewed enthusiasm.

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>>45191044
>Lilim
Anything but the dork hug. I don't want to cum instantly while a dorklim hugs me still thinking I'm the pillow - narrating awfully about how much she loves her imaginary (and now real) bf.

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>>45190919
This is fine. We need lots of demons and devils for male love correction. I'm sure a good number of flayers will also come along to quickly fix the problems with the other half.

>>45191087
>Slime is easy to overpower
I swear it's like you've never watched a hentai. That's instaloss-tier for a mage.

>>45191199
>OMG!
>OMG.
>omg.
>omg...
>You think there's an echo in the room for a moment, then you realize you can smell cotton candy, peach, cherry blossom, AND some unrecognizable cheap floral perfume at the same time
>It's a sleepover
I hope you're a clever boy. Also that you know which color of nail polish you'd like.

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it's so sad anon is a figment of ms cheshire's imagination

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There’s something so funny about the concept of monster girls reacting in horror or anger at how our lives are.

To us, it is bland, monotonous, and what we expect for the most part. To them, it is a prison of emotional numbing and lovelessness.

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>>45191508
Gote

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>>45191538
you make a compelling argument

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>>45190928
>the joke wasn’t THAT bad
The monsters recognize that saying for the silent cry for help it is. At best, it means your day is mediocre, but more typically it means "I'm suffering silently but I know neither you nor anyone else actually want to hear." Do you want a hug? You need a hug. "Good" is almost as bad an answer. They know it's a lie you've told so many times it no longer even feels like one.

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>>45191508
>>45191559
I wanna snuggle on the couch and feed her Monster cans.

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>>45191559
Gote gote

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>>45191578
i want those aberrant creatures

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>>45191559
i need the gote that comes with a free drink

[Anonymous No.]

gote good
shep also good

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>>45191589
soon the holiday goat bringeth eggnog

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>>45191619
Does she kill people?

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>>45191619
>Tail grows out like a second spine
While it's nice they acknowledged it, I still hate tails sprouting from the back from a bifurcated spine

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>>45191619
Good level of evil girl, don't know if I like "aggressive" or "placid" more

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gote, shep. i care not.
i need fogs.
i need fogs mofu.

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>>45191629
Only pedo priests.

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>>45190928
>>45191566
>Monster girl hears this
>just takes your hand into both of hers
>looks straight into your eyes
>with a serious expression mixed with understanding and gentleness
>"It's okay. You don't have to lie anymore"
>She smiles a little at you,
>Indifference is what you're used to
>So needless to say, the sincerity hits you particularly hard.

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>>45191676

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>>45191604
>wine gote brings eggnog to get anon sloshed
>christmas gote does the same thing
>...
>anon goes outside to see 2 gotes banging their horns together to claim him
oh dear

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>>45191619
ah yes, the common goat

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>>45191722
>common goat
>farmer anon has a bunch of world ending goats just grazing in his fields
>he pampers them cause he thinks they're cute
>world is safe as long as he keeps thinking they are just mere goats

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>>45191339
>>45191342
No, but I would Likki the Kikki.

[Anonymous No.]

The average Anon is immune to attacks from the average gote, his skull being far too dense to take meaningful damage from headbutts

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>>45191763
best part is when gote is stunned after headbutt and you can grope her for the whole stun duration

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>>45191740
fortunately his pampering has made the world enders pretty plump.
several calamitous gotes who have gone through hundreds of years of strict regimes to keep themselves in peak conditions, all undone because sweet 'ol farmer anon made a few too many sweets that came with free headrubs.
even if they wanted to, the world ending mental fortitude is gone, wouldnt even get to the end of the road before running back and asking anon for more headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

haha gote headbutt more like gote butt

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>>45191686
Portals:
>Pedo priests seek Sanctuary in a Sabbath Temple:
>20% are happy
>80% Alp

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>>45191740
probably a fainting goat

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>>45191763
Bonk

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>>45191690
>Ask someone how their day was
>They actually answer earnestly old people love this
>Quickly realize that I really just want them to be done talking so I can do business
>Wonder why I asked in the first place
We really are subtly cruel to one another. I've tried to stop asking, but it's so natural.

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>>45191788

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>>45191797
dorks

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>>45191806
Say that after school and not in class and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters don't deserve me - I'm too good for them.
They would never feel comfortable dating a man as handsome and as beautiful as me. I am out of their league.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll be alone forever, because I am just too amazing for any monster to even look at.

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>>45185458

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>>45191818
>gym teacher mino confiscated their weapons
>lectures them about safety and stuff
>you silently make fun of them while they can only seethe while getting lectured
this will never backfire

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>>45191829

[Anonymous No.]

I'm currently awaiting trial in the ancient woods for asking if an elf could juice a lemon with her ears

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>>45191901
>talk about how much sag the elf hag with the closed eyes has
i meant her ears

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>>45191339
Add a Troll too since I'm into Shadow of Mordor mood of conquest

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>>45191910
Why not both?
>elf hag looks sad as she lifts her sag
>tell her you find it hot
>she perks up
>tell her that her ears and breasts get you going
>elf hag blushes

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>>45191932
Fun fact this OC donut steel is called "Elf Princess"

"Princess"

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>>45191938
whats the queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45191943
Unknown

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>>45191943
probably the most ancient of evils, a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>45191938
May I see the queen's sag?

[Anonymous No.]

>have to study for exam but can't focus at home and can't sleep
>decide to go check out the new local diner that's open 24/7
>walk in and see just a single guy working
>excellent, don't have to worry about monster girls trying to rape me
>he tells me to sit wherever after I confirm it's okay for me to study
>it's slow anyways
>notice they have those peg games you find at Cracker Barrel
>mess around with one while waiting for the guy to take my order
>look up after a couple minutes
>he's gone
>there's now a very tall Succubus standing at my table, flanked by a Zombie and Manticore
>fuck
>"What can we getcha, Hun?"
>oh okay they must already be married
>place my order
>coffee, orange juice and Loretta and Lynn's Special
>see her tail twitch a little when I order the special
>oh no, that could be bad
>the Manticore's tail starts waving from side to side at the same time as I see a small smirk appear
>oh god, this could be really bad
>watch the trio head back behind the counter and back to the kitchen
>after a couple minutes, the Zombie shuffles out and starts wiping down tables and the counter
>get to studying
>but quickly get distracted when I see her playing on of the peg games and visibly getting frustrated when she fails and ends up an ignoramus
>holy shit that's so fucking cute
>distract myself by dipping a finger into my hot coffee and then get back to studying
>Manticore walks by once
>then twice
>then three times
>look up the fourth time and notice she's trying to show off her hips as she passes me
>the tip of her tail parts slightly and I see the muscles inside clenching and dragging against one another
>then hear an, "Ow," as the Succubus pinches her on the ear and gives me an exasperated look
>finally get my Special
>holy shit
>bacon-wrapped meatloaf with mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes with more mushroom gravy, fresh baked buttermilk biscuits, mac and cheese with a crisp topping and a heaping pile of greens topped with hot sauce
>notice the Succubus and Manticore peeking out from the kitchen as I start eating
>the Zombie is still busy wiping down tables
>holy shit it's good
>holy fuck it's good
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>I moan and after a brief moment of mortified silence I hear the sound of a clap
>catch a glimpse of the Manticore and Succubus silently cheering before they disappear further into the kitchen
>finish up my meal and scrape the plate clean
>back to studying
>until fifteen minutes later I notice the Zombie silently standing next to me and staring at me
>she holds out a menu to me
>"PIE?"
>spot the Succubus and Manticore watching from behind the counter
>take the menu and look at it
>it's full of poorly drawn pie slices
>holy shit this is so cute
>point at the huckleberry pie labelled "Abigail's Best"
>she nods and takes the menu and starts shuffling towards the kitchen
>she stops and turns around
>"WHIP CREAM?"
>Yes please
>she turns back towards the kitchen, shuffles two steps and turns back around
>"ICE CREAM?"
>Yes please
>another two steps
>"WARM?"
>Yes please
>five minutes later she shuffles back out with my pie
>dig in
>immediately moan with pleasure
>it's so good
>it's so rich
>and before I know it, it's all gone
>only then do I hear a slow clapping beside me
>turn to look at the Zombie
>she has a wide broken smile as she's slowly clapping with happiness
>then she stops and walks back into the kitchen
>and then it's silent except for the sound of cleaning
>coffee and orange juice never run out though I never notice them refilling my cups
>barely notice as 2AM turns to 6AM
>hear a loud, "MORNING GIRLS," as the door opens
>an older Succubus enters followed by a Wight and Manticore
>realize the time and decide to head home to rest
>notice the new trio eyeing me as I get up to pay
>Succubus takes my payment and slides a piece of paper over as my receipt before winking and sashaying off to serve a Shirohebi and her husband coming in for breakfast
>only notice when I get in my car what's on the back of it
>three phone numbers and lipstick marks to match each number with a name beside each number
>Loretta, Lynn and Abigail
>contemplate for all of five seconds before sending a group message with my address
>I'm gonna eat that fucking food for the rest of my life

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We NEED more hypnosis vampire girls

I demand them, imagine being forced to look into a vampires eyes feeling sheer terror, then feeling an immense amount of relaxation and bliss while she tells you to just be a good little humie before she bites you, and as your consciousness fades from the pleasure of being fed on you feel her wrap you up in her cape to keep you warm. I love vampires

[Anonymous No.]

are vampires femdom

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>>45192016
how intoxicating is your blood?

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>>45192016
can be
they're also good candidates for insta loss maledom shit via garlic and sunlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192022
My garlic level is three times the legal limit at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>post neck on 4mon
>IMAGINE THE IRON LEVELS
>*SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK*

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are dorks and should be lovingly bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192086
she just ripped my curtains off the wall to make her 'cape' she isn't getting jackshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192016
No, they're dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Comfy vampire posting
>AND THEN...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192111
better watch out, vampires!
she's double the trouble and triple the dork. you never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192111
dhampir is so much dork, even mega dorks like vampires bully her

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>>45192111
>Dhampir desperately petitioning the mayor (her mother, a vampire) to build more overhanging gargoyles and perches on rooves so she has spots to narrate from

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>>45192157
>"and in the dead of night, the dark hero stat on a devilish perch and plotted-"
>"sweetie i made you more of those cookies you love so much~"
>"mooooommm im recording a podcast!"

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>>45192157
>Dark days and darker spirits have befallen this quaint little town.
>...My mother has returned from her holiday.
>But every dark day has a bright light ahead of it. The sun. I am that sun. A dark sun. A metaphorical dark sun to blot out the darkness with my dark brightness!

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>>45192157
>even the gargoyles tell her how much of a dork she is

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>>45192111
>find pages of her fanfiction strewn about the castle
>there's a character with your name
>and she keeps talking about how vascular he is
probably a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192111
I'd take that big goofy hat off her head and use it to smooch her without the vampire final boss seeing

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>>45191347
She's going to travel to destroy them like Frodo then finally get them and decide to overcome her cringe to keep them around, that'll be her character arc. The question is: will she remain single?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dhampir wants to be a cool vampire hunter
>Obviously needs a whip
>Not very easy to find one - and they aren't in mother's armoury.
>Finally find a shop on the edge of town
>And it's ran by a dark elf - elves are friends of justice!

who's going to tell her

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>>45192222
>she picked up an armor set while she was there too
uh oh

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>>45192222
just tell her to get the whip from a halloween store since it's 75% off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192222
>Dark elf made a killing selling dhampir a blessed candle to 'drip holy judgement on her enemies'

[Anonymous No.]

>The single dhampir big sister and her fifty vampire younger sisters plus mother at thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon wants to raid the Vampire's Manor for loot
>Can't bring himself to get past the gate because the gargoyles keep catcalling him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shark

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>>45192336
>She says as she greets somebody nearly naked.

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>>45192336
>>45192360
>anon tries to deliver a pizza
>fox answers like that
damn foxes

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>>45192360
>>45192398
If human men don't want to be raped, then they shouldn't act so rapeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192435
High speed focks

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[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192446
incredible to think someone might pay for that abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192448
I like cow. Smart cow is better, but cow is nice and relatable. I'm not a fan of muscle cow, but I respect the opinion of those that are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192448
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192448
Need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192448
I don't like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192472
cow likes you though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192480
cow licks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192480
I don't care those milk monsters are up to something. Don't trust them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192485
but all monsters are up to something

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Murder your thirst.

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>>45192484
Since she has many stand out qualities, no one knows Cow for her tongue, but they should.
https://files.catbox.moe/c1wpth.jpg

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>>45192001
thanks anon, made my night

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>>45192484
>cow licks you
>gives you a cow lick
>dog fixes your hair with her licks
>battle royal with hair licks

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>>45192455
ok fag

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>>45185194
Portals cannot open any sooner, DoTR NAO.

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[Anonymous No.]

i want to save monster princesses

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>>45192599
imagine

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>>45192604
what imperiled ms tritonia?

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>>45192620
the lack of a husband glued to her 24/7. Oh, if only her prince charming will save her!

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>>45192657
tofu is stored in the fox

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>>45192620
i heard of a poor wurm princess lock ed up by some matter of evil dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45192604
I want to rape a monster princess.

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>>45192668
It looks like she's offering tofu milk.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>45192709
Heart beaaaam!~

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware big kakuens, the cold does not dissuade them .
The monkey will get funkey

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>>45192676
>How to start an international incident
>Anons home country disavowed him and agreed to turn him over to the custody of the malef kingdom to face punishment
>Punishment includes marriage and being forced to draw maps and defense information of the human kingdom
>Thanks to anon's provided info the invasion went perfectly
>Little does anon suspect that the malef princess wanted this all along, including hiring him through the adventures guild to break into her castle with the supposed intel being she wasn't present and it was just to be a simple burglary in and out for some stupid blue jewel.

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>>45192718
big monkey butts

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>>45192725
A clever distraction, meanwhile the smaller monkeys are stealing your wallet.

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>>45192720
Nu uh, I might use the heist angle to get some cronies to help out but I know perfectly well the princess is in and my target is her virginity.

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>>45192756
Joke's on them, I don't have any cash!

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>>45192835
>Smacks your ass instead

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Bicorns so perfect?

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>>45192962
You've got hands you dummy, disarm the trap!

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>>45192972
only if (you) have hands

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>>45192962
Hubris

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If only...

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>>45192988

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>>45192994

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>>45192988
Rare Marshmallow Cat [Snorkeling Edition] spotted.

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>>45193002
Marshmallow cat are the perfect family's pet

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>>45192999
kot ...

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>>45193017
>Can't post last cat now that I'm outside
Do you have the one where she has her hand in anon hand who formed a circle?

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>>45193043
Or the one with pancake*

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>>45193043
dunno waht you said, but kot energy

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>>45193055
A new one, thanks I'm saving that

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally happened. The portals have opened and you have gained a monster wife. Oh wait, actually four of them. Oh god, they're all extra chuuni dorks!!

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Roll up four girls. You can roll three times and save one girl from each roll. The final four are your ChuuniDorkWives. Tell us about them. I'll begin.

>Manticore
She claims to be the greatest huntress to ever come from her bloodline. The bane of many wild beasts whose flesh she has sated her hunger upon, whose blood has slaked her thirst and many men whose semen has satisfied her need for essence. In actuality, she couldn't hunt her way out of a paper bag, is disgusted by blood and was a virgin when I married her. Not once in her life has she managed to strike her intended target with her spines and frequently hits bystanders. She constantly gets her tail caught on mundane objects and I even have to guide her tailpussy onto my dick because she has awful tail-eye coordination. She refuses to get glasses or contacts because she's the ultimate huntress with perfect vision despite obviously suffering from near-sighted vision. Which is ironic considering they turn her into the living weapon she claims to be.

>Lilim
She IS a daughter of the Demon Lord which should mean she's incredibly powerful except she's not. She's constantly bragging about turning the entire state of Kentucky into a Demon Realm. Which she hasn't done because she's too busy writing Harry Potter, Wheel of Time, Star Trek, Stargate and Ringworld fan fiction, playing vidya games or building figurines like any good stinky NEET does. But she WILL get to it. Eventually. At some point. Every time she finally decides to complete that goal, she usually ends up hurting herself when she goes outside and fumbles about because she's never been out in public on her own for longer than 2 hours at a time. I usually find out she's gone out to convert the state into a Demon Realm when she portals directly in front of me and throws herself into my arms while sobbing hysterically. She refuses to admit that this happens after she's recovered from the experience.

>Salamander
She claims that she is the greatest warrior to ever set forth from her homeland and that she set aside the blade because of her inability to draw it without ending the life of those she stood against. The truth is she's terribly clumsy and kept tripping and stabbing random people when brandishing her sword for her long-winded monologues and she's never going to let anyone interrupt her monologues again. She has focused her killing intent on her cooking skills which she claims has made her the greatest chef in both worlds. She is forbidden from making soups or stews because of THE INCIDENT. We don't talk about THE INCIDENT. She does do Carolina style barbeque and barbacoa pretty good though.

>Ryu
She claims that she is a reincarnation of the greatest Ryu to ever live in the world of the mamono. A Ryu so powerful her name has been lost to history and who once summoned 40 days and nights worth of rain to wash away sinners attempting to destroy the kingdom she ruled over. Her own abilities are...lacking even when boosted through ritual coupling with myself. Mostly because she monologues the entire time and it breaks her focus from calling rain. In public she expects people to regard her as a goddess and pouts when people treat her like a normal person, which she is. She likes to be "surprised at how the world has changed" since her last life ended. She once spent an hour examining a shopping cart inside the entrance of a Kroger and remarking how sturdy it was, how it would have revolutionized the common man's life were it produced ten thousand years earlier and how it is an effective transportation tool for consumable goods.

Every now and then they fight over who gets to claim the title of "Head Wife" of the harem. These fights usually involve the four of them jumping around in the backyard, monologuing at one another and casting harmless (but cool looking) spells at each other. They typically last for about four to six hours so I usually spend that time making a big dinner to help them recover from the "exertions" of their horrific, life-threatening battle. I then have to spend hours consoling the losers while the victor brags about being the most powerful wife.

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>>45193218
>many men whose semen has satisfied her need for essence
Fuck off, lie or not the fact that you implied that is possible is stupid, go back to re ddit

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>>45192448
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearing a cow
Where is the cow? Hidden right now

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Devil Bug on why she likes men in North America jogging shirtless:

https://youtube.com/shorts/YBtLJ6NG-ak?si=JlHdJDmxWMBlQfKe

[Anonymous No.]

So is it actually true!? The J.C. actually is okay with monstergirls?

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>>45193314
Even bible tells you to pick up the snakes

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>>45193218
>all extra chuuni dorks
>Kunoichi
>Dhampir
>Dark Valkyrie
>Dullahan
You think you know chuuni, you think you know dorks, you haven’t seen anything, I take this sacred task upon myself to only make them worse and to reward their behavior with children whom we will also teach our ways.

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>>45193314
>The J.C. actually is okay with monstergirls?
As long as you're not directly worshipping Ares or Eros or other minor gods.
Even Devils are descended from his previous work-colleagues.

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>>45193314
Apparently he does prefer Shepps to Gotes.

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>>45193218
Plant - Queen of the Forest Realm
Machine - precision programmed to extract the maximum mana
Demon - Archprincess of Darkness, feared ruler of seven realms of tortured souls
Snek - so just an average Snek then?

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You WILL wear a burqa for your shirohebi wife and abandon all the christcuck nonsense

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>>45193393
>christcuck
Go back to /pol/, you're not compatible with this thread.
>>45193314
Good question, technically yes but you need to purify first, wed her (human way in a church) and then fuck.

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>>45193218
>lamia
>chimaera
>giant slug
>shirohebi
Haha uh oh...

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>>45193355
What IF I do worship Ares in front of the J.C. and other Christianity Mamono?

>>45193407
And what if I premarital sex to Christianity Mamono, huh!?

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>>45193418
slug beats snek. but what if two snek?

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>>45193407
>Go back to /pol/
But that's where all the retvrn to tradition christian posers are

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>>45193425
For Catholics, it's a major sin but can be forgiven if you truly repent. The only unforgivable one is blaspheming against the holy spirit. Don't know for others.
>>45193432
>Posers
Yes they all belong their, if they were faithful Muslim or christian they wouldn't fling shit here or on /pol/.

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>>45193314
"Be fruitful and multiply", he doth sayeth unto us.

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>>45193462
You know how it is. Internet Christians are internet Christians because real life Christians don't want anything to do with them, usually for good reasons.

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>>45193479
On the other hand, desert kingdom religious people are the fucking worst on internet and IRL if not ruled by man and apophis.

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>>45193489
>by Lilith, behave yourself, I will give you a taste of my pussy

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Imagine going to the undead kingdoms and a religions nutjob tells you to kill yourself.
I don't know if she hates me or loves me

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>>45193511
It's major sin, just ignore her.

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>>45193465
I don't wanna.

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>>45191044
>siren
Small girl not known for physical strength. Easy. Just gotta convince her I wanna show her a song and dance for zero resistance. Next.
>nurarihyon
Teleporting into a freeloader's home is enough to startle and confuse her. In this moment, I escape. Next.
>youko
I have a limited time between when she notices I'm now her pillow to the lewding. With not a millisecond to spare, I barely teleport out. Next.
>dryad
Trapped inside a tree, but still able to move around. Dryads are gentle girls. Escape is easy. Next.
>dark matter
Hug turns into me getting enveloped and instantly transformed into an incubus with coomerbrain. Barely keeping myself composed, I teleport away. Next.
>nureonago
Meek, Japanese slime is easy to pull away from with my newfound incubus strength and do the spell again, but coomerbrain is taking over fast. Next!
>vamp mosquito
Small, annoying pest gives me the strength to overcome coomerbrain. I push her off and teleport out. Next!
>ant arachne
Same as before, sheer disgust gives me the fortitude to push her off and teleport away without lewding her. NEXT!
>echidna
Fuck, it's a baby crazed snake. Coils strong. Snake hair gross. I push her off me and slip out of her coils with my incubus strength, but coomerbrain takes over. I cannot hold it back. I rip off my pants and shove myself into her face. I lose to the lamest snake.

I did not get any of my S tier or A tier girls. But, love can be found in the least expected places. Things end up working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl born from an egg
>has belly button
Explain.

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>>45193562
Because succ mana prioritizes erotic. All mamono have succ mana. Belly button erotic! Succ mana gives monsters hateched from eggs belly buttons as a result.

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>>45193562
theyre still attached to the yolk, stupid, through an "umbilical cord", the belly button is just a scar that heals, unlike in humans

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>>45193314
Yeah, all Catholic Nuns are his brides, so he's a HaremAnon.

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>>45193562
What else am I supposed to lick?

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>>45193562
>mamonos born from egg
>mamono-mama has breasts and milk
Mamanos are monotremes like Platypusses and irl Echidnas.

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>>45193489
Yeah, but for a guaranteed 72 Houris I'd probably do some crazy stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

Just girly things.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you play Shogball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45193826
It's a lot like Calvinball

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampires snort fancy garlic powder like humans do cocaine?

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>>45193859
no, the likc it like liking poison toads

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>>45193859
You can 'fig' a Vamp by putting a garlic clove in her ass when doing her doggystyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45194035
The realy weird position is fucking your Vampwaifu both naked in front of a full mirror.
It looks like youre an alone Anon just air-fucking.

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>>45193879
>the likc it
Ms.Haku takes out her 'special' red pen
> like liking poison toads
This time she reflects and lets it be.

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>>45193524
But it's fun! And you get a tax break for each child you make

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>>45192599
>Kiki: Now Mashtah only wants one thing and it's disgusting fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

Normal ocelomeh are rape happy and like house husband but snow ocelomeh are not like that, they like anons who know how to use fire and will follow him around. They like to turn his orders into lewd scenarios who push anon to fuck them once they get back home. They are really stoic in public but mess around in subtle ways, in hope to get "punished". That's my headcanon.

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>>45190469
I want to heal a lvl 999 fox villainess with hugs and kisses.

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>>45193879
Licking toads you say?

[Anonymous No.]

alright anon NukiNetwork has seen the success of shows like "Space Outlaw Anon", "Thief Anon", "Mamono Magi" and "My Ushi Sisters" and now they have commissioned (You) to write a show for their network

[Anonymous No.]

>>45194852
Slime Rangers, a show about a team of multicolored slimes with attitude fighting an old evil Malef that wants to conquer the world.

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>>45194872
is their ultimate move combining into a big multicoloured mass to punch true form dragons?

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>>45194852
Ok so I got this idea for a show, see there’s this girl and she’s in high school and she’s got these really big tits, I’m talking huge heaving breasts, massive honkin bodonkin funbags

[Anonymous No.]

I shall summon the forbidden one!

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>>45194852
I will adapt faithfully all Howard Phillip Lovecraft novels and would be really happy to do so.

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>>45194852
My pitch is for a show I call "Hooking up." It's a fishing/dating show where an experienced fisherman and his sea bishop wife teach young men how to attract the aquatic girl of their dreams. Netting cancers, hooking mermaids, potting scylla, complimenting a merrow's hat, and flailing wildly in mereshark infested waters. We'll do anything to help these boys find love.

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>>45194852
Star Soldier Salamander!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i_vLePTvFM
>massive alien fleet has descended upon the world
>our defences are overrun
>only hope now rests with one warrior and her H-ART fighter
>she will have to push back the alien force and strike at the heart of their fleet
>and confront the darkness within
May Victory be Yours!
any similarities to Mamono Magi season 2 is completely coincidental

[Anonymous No.]

Saying "it is what it is" in MGC gets you put on a list.
Speaking from personal experience here.

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>>45195379
Why? I'm an ESL and don't see where is the problem

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>>45195411
It's not language, it's the attitude.

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>>45195411
Well you tend to only say it to deal with your life being shit, and monster girls will not tolerate a man being sad. Regardless how repressed his feelings are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195379
it can't be helped

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>>45195427
>>45195436
Ok so I use this sentence in the good context but how I'm supposed to answer "how are you" in MGC?

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>>45195454
'taken'

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>>45195454
Just like IRL you just answer "fine, thanks" regardless of whether you're fine or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195379
It wouldn't be what it is if I had a huge Hellhound ruffling my hair and carrying me around like a plushie. Just saying.

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>>45195472
>>45195463
They won't detect the lie?

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>>45195478
You know what they say, it's a doggy dog world out there.

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>>45195490
they will, but they only have an 80% chance of acting on that knowledge. better than the usual 98.2% chance of them pouncing on you if you answer any other way.

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>>45195498
Ok, I will just stay home and live from small jobs and NEET bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195447
That's how to get taken by a boogie

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[Anonymous No.]

SWARM HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195715
SQUISH THE KOTS, SLAP THEIR ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195785
you can't squish all of them

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>>45195818
I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>get pinned beneath big hag kot
I will endu-
>she starts purring
I am defeated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195687
Ma'am, please stop groping me I already came twice, I can't take much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195687
I'm not signing any demon petition no matter how she dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195863
Same but chuffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195867
Twice is nothing lol, wait until the demon/succubus "upgrades" you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195863
>Molest cat's ears
>Flip on top
>rest your heard next to her heart
>Keep petting while listening to her purr and heartbeat
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195715
What do you even call a group of cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195938
My daughters?

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>>45193314
>invasion happens
>our demons reveal themselves and try to fight back because they want to retain their grip on this world
>monsterized
>god gets kinda pissy because his creation is being tampered with, sends angels down
>monsterized
>tries revealing himself, surely someone all powerful would be able to-
>monsterized

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195938
Trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195938
a deck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195938
an infestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195938
a chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195960
This, for example, is an unforgivable sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195988
angels really don't shut up about that

[Anonymous No.]

>Kon kon kon

[Anonymous No.]

Need a jinko I can hug into submission

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196038
cuddle correction

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45196146
oh no! the bandit queen of the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196146
Scatch please, you're not so old as to be an echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196139
Sling bikinis are too dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195960
I WILL impregnate YHWH

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45196259

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>>45196162
She just wants to show you this neat trick she can do with her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45193314
Yes, they're good people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45194852
Get already existing gameshows and add mamono on human relationships to the mix so the Eros Dept. of Marriages would pay 75-90% of the production costs. For example:
>Fort Boyard
same as original FB but in teams of 6 players (3 anons + 3 monst. girls), day 1 is individual tasks picked to be difficult so its interesting, like give the Lamia the lazer alarm floor room or something; night phase you break your partner out of prison if they failed their day 1 task, and day 2 is for pair tasks like tandem biking upside down or bungee jump of faith, culminating in the gold run sequence where the smarter anons will princess carry their pair partner to use as a basket to haul coins with. Will have a team vs team spinoff a few years down the line.
>TaskMistress
A Dark Elf in a fancy suit and her Kikimora 'butler' in a slightly less fancy suit watch a group of guys do various kinda silly tasks like "get an egg to the highest point without breaking it", whoever does the task best earns more points, with the grand prize of marrying the TaskMistress herself, or her Kikimora 'butler' (show will go through many hosts but again thats more of a tax break for the NukiNetwork)
>Harem Feud
Family Feud but slightly lewd, with contestant teams being newlywed harems. Expect more answers that would make Steve Harvey drop the mic, and prizes of honeymoon trips to various mamono realm holiday destinations like the Pandemonium or that undersea kingdom
>Who wants to date a Millionaire
Rich Tanukis (the Network has a lot of still single shareholders, can use them here) ask a contestant various trivia questions and if he answers them all right he gets to marry her, if he messes up or gives up he goes home with some cash instead.
>The Joe Shmoe Show
same as original but all the hired actors are rare high level mamono (Ancient evil Kitsune, Dragon Princesses, Wights, etc.) pretending to be low level common mamono (basic fox, Wyvern, zombie, etc.).


could do something new too, like an Escape Room type show for nerdy/asocial anons and monster girls, with puzzles that force romantic-ish contact like almost kissing to turn on a moisture-sensetive switch by wrapping their mouths on either end of it, or listing 10 things you like about your other contestant / partner to unlock the exit door, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196344
I think Shishou has gotten desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45193314
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195931
is that black mass supposed to be her soul? i dont get this pic but the cow is cute, would milk by hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196259
I wonder if having that much mofu gives a fox electricity powers. One rub of that fluff would probably super charge you with static.

[Anonymous No.]

As long as you dont worship Eros or other MGE god over the abrahamic God, and follow the Christian sacraments, then you're cool.
Meaning you'd probably have to go through two marriage ceremonies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196456
why stick with that old buzzkill if there's better alternatives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196365
>Fort Boyard
Based, are you a fellow frog?
Imagine the jinkos pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195960
I can't even imagine what it'd be like to fuck a literal god. The angels should already be beyond the understanding of the mortal dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196365
Based, imagine the jinko's pit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45196486
No, i'm russkie. But I appreciate frogs for managing to turn a prison into a cool quasi-sports gameshow with way too catchy music that stuck with me from my teenage years until now and possibly until i die
Imagine the mud wrestling with the big amazoness, getting all sweaty and dirty in a small, cramped room. Then, once you're winning, you snatch the key, and make your escape in time, and find a note with her phone number attached to the key, so you two could go at it again but with no cameras this time. Man, Monster Girl TV game shows are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196489
itd be some weird mgq angel shit

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>>45196619
It's was a really good tv show, they still produce new seasons but it's too different from the one I was a kid/teenager.
I like a lot your idea and so much can be done around it like the hag dark mage who give you weird enigma to solve for an extra clue.

[Anonymous No.]

Kon of Duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196774
Modern Tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>gibsmedat level, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

i will give miss wurm a shiny yellow metallic nugget i found while digging

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196816
Rip his balls, she just castrated this poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Leveldraining is dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196489

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>>45196939
Yes, manadraining on the other hand will be one of the first spell I will learn, kazuma shown me how over pover it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196939
i like it and i refuse to stop posting about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197042
I’ll just grab and wrestle them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197050
Doesn't look possible unless you raging mushrooms are involved

[Anonymous No.]

brain draining is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197066
I drink wurm milk lots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197067
Only sphinx from shrift ever did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197042
>Anon trains for years to master Greater Mana Drain
>confronts a high level monster and casts it successful
...
>forgot to learn any other spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197067
>wet flayer tentacle noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196816
Wouldn't it be funny if someone made a talisman that made level drain work in reverse? As a joke, haha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197067
being turned into a retard for a few hours while my wife cuddles me and tells me its ok sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197108
Isn't this basically Melty Kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

im disbanding the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to open a restaurant that specializes in meat, tofu AND blood dishes and have food challenges that, when beaten, result in my marrying the monster girl who beats them. There will be no cap on wives. I want the meat lovers, I want the Foxes, I want the Dorky Dhampirs and the Vexatious Vampires. God, just imagine getting a blowjob from a Hellhound while a Fox sits on your face as a Dhampir and Vampire bury their fangs in your neck and just SUCK. Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196868
Sorry CBT anon, with thigh that thick to support him on, it's not much different from riding a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197108
It also makes her smarter for that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197178
>You have alerted the centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197213
What if two Centaur cultures clash? The throat-singing archers of the Steppe and the corn-eatng, pipe-puffing braves of the great plains?

[Anonymous No.]

How to beat a centaur
1. Build a ladder
2. Win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197252
>You take an (demon silver) arrow to the knee
>The horse casts levitate on itself

[Anonymous No.]

so why should i become a monster tamer instead of necromancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197252
>begins casting a transformation spell with sexual intent

[Anonymous No.]

why are my sheeps standing near me and rubbing their heads into my belly?
my holsts are being weird too, mounting each other in front of me.
even my goat is pacing around her space bleating constantly
also apparently there's this thing called heat, should I like, get AC installed on my farm??
help please, I am new to this farming thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197318
you shouldnt. necromancy is more moral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197252
Centaur girls actually have magic that lets them switch between a bipedal form and their normal form. Ladders aren't a problem. How else are they supposed to have gentle, loving face-to-face missionary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197335
doing it while standing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197330
i hope your farm came with a bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197335
>How else are they supposed to have gentle, loving face-to-face missionary?
Frontpussy. Transformation magic falls apart when the monster gets turned on so you can't use it for sex. It's one of those things KC was weirdly insistent upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197330
Congratulations on your imminent agricultural expansion

[Anonymous No.]

i need to be deaged in the succubus coven

[Anonymous No.]

Warm, steamy slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197468
>And then the poor, innocent, forced conscript, small, abused order boy tries to raise his weapon against sister succubus. His sword is too big for him, and with just the tip of her finger, she bats away his trembling blade. He falls to the ground, racked with fear. The chains on his neck clink with terror.
>"I d-d-don't wanna die." squeaks the boy
>"It's ok. Big sis has got you now." purrs sister succubus

excerpt from one of many identical hagfictions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197516
>Another monster story about a meek boy showing up on their door step in the middle of torrential rain in desperate need of shelter and food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197513
>go in a sauna with a slime
>part of her evaporates
>you breathe her in and clean your sinuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197627
>Aerosolized shog
*Screams non-Euclideanly*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

other than nothing, whats the hottest thing a monster can wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a Ryu
>move into our new home
>it's a brand spanking new shrine
>wow, what a wonderful gift from her parents
>notice a couple Shirohebi waiting for us at the entrance
>why do they look excited
>look at my wife
>she looks excited
>she takes my hands in her own and looks me in the eyes
>we'll need many shrine maidens, Darling
>look back at the Hebis
>they smile at me
>then back at my Ryu
>she smiles at me
>huh?
>oh
>OHHHHHHH
>dick becomes diamonds as I quickly rush all three into the shrine
>wake up two weeks later securely snug in the coils of my dragonsnek and sneksnek wives
>same time next year all three are heavily pregnant with the first three of my daughterus
>remind them I'm not done until they've each had a minimum of two dozen daughterus
>Ryu wife and Hebi wives Hag aunts keeping showing up unannounced
>threatened that the next time they show up unannounced I'm not going to allow them to leave
>they just walked through the front door
>I keep my promises

Gonna have the biggest shrine in the history of both worlds. God I just want to lose myself in the dragonsnek and sneksnek coil pit breeding them over and over until I have a thousand daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197718
Mom jeans and a tight fitting turtleneck sweater. Especially if she's single. At that point she's just begging to be made into a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197718
Its cliche, but I like the slutty nurse costumes. Only if shes an actual nurse, though. Aphrodisiac drugs. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197718
Shibari

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197718
ninja clothing

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine meeting a monster like a dhampir or kunoichi and you both throw pocket sand at each other at the same time.
Made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197516
>>45197579
>tfw ywn be some poor abused slave boy that an older succ nun picks up and heals him of his wounds, both physical and mental

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197834
>ywn fake being a poor abused slave boy using fake blood, plastic chains and optional shotification potion to con an older hag into adopting you into a lavish lifestyle and spoiling you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197851
>tfw she knows it fake, but she either doesn't care
>Or the more fun option, she teaches you how to really sell the con

[Anonymous No.]

post angels please i love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197820
I can understand kunoichi, but why would dhampir throw pocket sand at me?

[Anonymous No.]

post jiangshis with their meaty bodies
much better than those living winged hussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197834
>>45197851
>Hag Succ Nun opens the door to her church
>sees a young boy laying on the ground, clearly on the verge of death
>she glances around frantically before reaching down to pick him up
>can see her drooling from around the corner
>but the moment she touches the boy she realizes something is wrong
>it's a girl who's been disguised as a boy
>fake blood
>makeup to create fake wounds
>wearing boy clothes that were previously worn by a boy the same age
>she barely has time to react before I've leaped around the corner and pinned her arms behind her back
>lift her into the air and carry her into the church
>toss a hundred dollar bill to the girl who gets up and runs off
>pin her onto the altar, lift her dress, yank her panties off and start pounding away
>all she hears is me moaning, "GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT," into her ears while nibbling on the tips
>after a few moments of feeble resistance, she gives in to the pleasure and starts begging to be bred
>she wakes up the next morning in my bed along with my other (heavily pregnant) Hag wives who welcome her to the family

Hags belong to grown men who are best suited for breeding them. Little boys belong to their childhood friends when they grow up. Don't deny those poor boys their true love story. Breed Hags Today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197884

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197627
>slime girls with an addiction to saunas
>their size is very small when they finally leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197718
Magical seals, barely able to contain her power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197905
she's a giga dork who assumes anyone who's interested in her is an agent sent by her mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197935
Be sure to rehydrate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197935
That’s why doromes are more common at saunas. They don’t dehydrate as quickly, plus their mud’s great for the skin!

[Anonymous No.]

There's probably a church street in every demon realm city that's just 10 or so churches that nobody actually worships at and exist purely to lure escaped slaves into.
There is viscious competition between the succs, foxes, and dark mages - not even mentioning the actual dark priests

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197971
Understandable. I would be extremely suspicious of women expressing interest in me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197971
>assumes anyone who's interested in her is an agent
This sounds a lot like schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45191044
>Basilisk
The poor girl collapses from overstimulation but that still leaves me pinned under half a ton of snake so it's not like I'm going anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197989

[Anonymous No.]

>>45191044
>Imp
Huh, not so ba—
>Bunyip
Well that was fast

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine waking up dark priest central and their entire ritual was to summon you " the great lord of change and progress, Lord Abbadon Anon"
But you are just a normal human,....you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198079
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

If a slime, or group of slimes, are exposed to the sun long enough and evaporate, will they form their own cloud? Imagine little droplets of slime raining down on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198015
Yes, go to her secret lair (treehouse) and you'll see her conspiracy board with all the red string connecting to her mother and her thrall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198083
but it aint right to lie, not to these dark priests who seemed like dedicated a large portion of their lives to summoning you... but it doesn't seem they can understand you at all, and for some reason, every step closer makes them..... aroused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198104
>>45198015
>Try to say hello to dorkpir
>"HAHA NOT LISTENING I CAN SMELL THE WINE FROM HERE!"
>You try to calm her down
>Pocket sand
>"NICE TRY BITE-MARKS. YOU SPARKLE."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198125
imma introduce the five fingers to the face then just rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198098
The central life of a Slime is her core.
If she evaporares there would be a dried protected layer of solidified goo over it like a rubber ball.
>Anon picks up a rubber ball
>suddenly he stops getting hassled by horny mamonos, now they all leave him alone - as a SadfuckAnon he's actually relieved
>it must be some kind of magic talisman, so Anon carries it around in his pocket 24/7
>gradually it gets damp from absorbing his sweat so the outer layer gets slightly softer
>Anon discovers he can go anywhere, even HagBars and get left alone
>then Anon gets caught in a rain shower...

[Anonymous No.]

Monster restauraunt/dating service where you pick a single monster and then you go to one of eachother's homes and they cook you a homecooked meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198256
I'd rather cook her a homecooked meal with all my best dishes. Or at least the ones best suited to her.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna go on an adventure in MGE with nothing but a backpack of supplies, a weapon of some sort demon silver based and a bike
and just go wherever the wind takes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195960
incredibly heretical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198306
I want to adventure in interspecies reviewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198367
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198239
>Get soaked in the rain
>Slime girl just pools out of your pocket
>Forms into a girl and "stands up"
>"Heya hubby!"

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198005
That's a bit fucked up actually.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imagine maijuana alraune, with cannabis infused nectar that she feeds you through her breasts. need her. so bad. that or a liliraune for that sweet cozy high plant threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198485
She'll make you really hungry though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198382
Don't fear the somewhat dangerous monsters and low, low rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198491
then i suck her nectar more. maybe her fruits taste good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198485
I fucking hate pot heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198521
i literally havent smoked in 3 months until now, leave me alone. currently absolutely fucking BAKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198528
Go take a long walk off of a short pier you fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198485
imagine cocaine alarune

[Anonymous No.]

big girl = big hugs = big luv

[Anonymous No.]

dude weed
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198627
I so sea some weed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198624

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198627
>>45198644
Sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198663
You will get the smack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198663
what happens next??!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198712
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET KELPED GET KELPED GET KELPED GET KELPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198627
>Ask around for weed in wonderland when you're near the beach
>Get seaweed
You were literally asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198722
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GET KELPED!! SAVE ME MERSHARK!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198712
>Flow kelp sticks all of her kelp to the man
>Hugs and leg locks him
>Anon can use her as a flotation device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198728
>implying the shark won't just help the kelp
Rookie mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198801
>>45198728
>Mershark sees anon thrashing due to KELP
>Being a mershark, cannot resist allure of kicking legs
>Gets to surface
>Anon thinks he's saved when the mershark starts to chew on one of the KELP
>She's obviously trying to chew him out of the KELP
>Any moment now he'll be
>*CHOMP*

Seagirls stick together - kelps literally so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198521
>t. drowns himself in whiskey every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198851
what if i put my dick between her horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198801
Blue tongue erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198857
hard ribbed sensation, wouldn’t feel the greatest unless you have a granite dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198851
All drugs are degenerate.

I keep my body pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>*DUN DUN*
>*DUN DUN*
>*DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198873
Angels really need a new pickup line. I'm tired of hearing how my body is a temple and they're trying to worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198879

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197097
that was a fun scenario. i love a confident baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198879
JAWS remake but DORK
I surrender to black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197067
I don't want to be brain drained and turned into a retard.

I want a wife who is so frighteningly intelligent that she makes me feel like I'm retarded in comparison. I want to be completely overwhelmed and dominated by a thoroughly superior intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a sugar mommy wife

[Anonymous No.]

post more shorks or pirate captain hammerhead will have ye keelhauled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198930
If she’s so smart, why isn’t she wearing a warm hat instead of earmuffs that barely cover her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198485
I fear the notion of an even bigger hippie-mg than Miss Wonderworm, considering THC’s way more potent when ingested rather than smoked. Hope you’re ready for your alraune wife to show you her reggae collection for hours on end, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198972
disappointing show of sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198972

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199046
that's a big shork

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198972
Dumb shark can't get me on land

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198972
I don’t like cold water, gotta find some tiger shark rape machines off the gulf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199056
>>45198972
>>45199046

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198597
Cocaine Hellhound, really makes Cocaine Bear Look like a pushover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198972
yarr these be some large ballast

[Anonymous No.]

Make room for superior ocean predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199108
Mammals with Mammals. Not Mammals with fish.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are scuba diving and a bunch of dolphin girl suddenly surround you - don't resist, you'll only hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199114
>>45199102
no bully mershark
shork and man very good couple
whales are ok too but are fatties
human men are shork property thank you for understanding

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you like Monster Girls?
What was the main attraction and how did you find out you were interested in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
>What was the main attraction
Innate femdom compatibility combined with my prior distaste for 3DPD. Turns out I'm not asexual or some other special snowflake freak, I just don't like h*man women.
>how did you find out you were interested in them?
Classic MGQ -> MGE pipeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>45182891
>>45182903
Westerners need to have acess to KC cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199181
Well, I'm sure you'll love to hear that KC publicly said that he now prefers western side of the fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
It's the danger aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
wurm is a monster girl, and i like wurm
wurm
i saw an image of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
I enjoyed the exoticness of them at first, got into mge because I enjoyed their personalities and way of thinking more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199204
You mean fucking boring with no rough edges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199209
I mean not terrible pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
Most hentai outside of the mg genre bores me, I just like interesting women. MGE was my first “official” exposure to the genre, but over the years my tastes shifted from the more hardcore wans/cores to the gentler femdom types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199213
Seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199209
if you like exciting and lots of rough edges I reccomend a Tsurara-onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199219
Get help you irish schizo, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199219
Are you retarded? You're not even using that word right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199196
I know that and am still seething over it.
What a weak-willed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

cait sith should've been an undead, ghostly and spectral, non-furry cat girl who can steal your soul for kinky stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199240
I wonder what level of insanity they are driving him up to now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199130
Don't believe the lies, she isn't a whale. Orcas are actually a type of dolphin. Dolphins are psycho rapists. Stay safe, stay with shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199240
Got my favourite bit of thread OC from that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199240
...what
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199241
and she's got a SCOTTISH aesthetic

[Anonymous No.]

When I see a monster tearing off a stuffed animals head I correclty label them as 'crazy'.
But when I see a zipanguese monster tearing off a stuffed animal, all of a sudden people will say 'that's just how hebis are' and 'why can't you accept their unique desire of showing love'? for god sake she was tearing off the heads of dolls of other monsters who might rival her for her beloved's affection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199225
The word is to him like "naive" is to CWC.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199108
Am I going to have to call Dolphin-Aneki?

[Anonymous No.]

i desire those weird deep sea iron scaled snails, but as monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199370
id take that birb home

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
They're exotic and erotic . The MGE's rules also makes the majority of them at least not unappealing as individuals as well.

[Anonymous No.]

total spider death

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199433
oh good a fox
i was needing a winter coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199148
I like monster girls because I hate humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45195960
>tries revealing himself, surely someone all powerful would be able to-
>monsterized
Never would happen, god woukd smite tgem instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45198974
thermodynamics. her intelligence actually generates so much heat that wearing a proper hat would make her hot, but said earmuffs are just enough to keep the insides of her ears warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199459
>can't even speak properly
anon, you should go back to school, you need more time in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

inari>youko>kitsune-tsuki>kitsune-bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45197834
>wah wah i want a woman to save me
only you can save and uplift yourself, women are not capable of this

[Anonymous No.]

kakuen is a better trickster that Kitsune and this is a fact, monkey are smarter than stupid foxes

[Anonymous No.]

inside me are two foxes
one has her tongue up my ass
one has her tongue in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199528
Maybe reeducate of the 1st one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199511
and only you can stop seething about the want of others and do something else, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199502
>Zipangu inari
>Well behaved
>Can cook
>Respects you but is also very smart herself
>Graceful, refined, happy to serve you but also happy to be pampered

>Shits continent pooko shitsune
>smells bad
>rapist
>trickster with no integrity
>cant cook
>gold diggers who go for rulers of countries
>live in mountains so no washing ass smelly fox bad

this post was sponsored by the zipanguese tourism bureau

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199493
Please ack yourself degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199528
blowjob and rimjob at the same time is my fetish. It's very submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199565
you are even going so mad, that normal speech has begun to elude you
its
please kill yourself, no need for retardition
Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199493
Fuck you, he's trying really hard despite being born yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199528
>make sure your foxes have different colored mofu
>you don't want them swapping around

[Anonymous No.]

100 9 tailed foxes vs anon's burg joint

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199686
how do you walk across a restauraunt to deliver a burg when there are 900 tails in that restauraunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45196139
>>45199571
Fock the Wock
>Anon's face buried in her tits
>one hand jacking her tail-tip
>other hand grabbing her ass
>P in V
>spare mouth #1 cupping Anon's balls
>spare mouth #2 tongueing Anon's prostate

Gazer sitting in the cuckchair schlicking, stalks watching from every PoV

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199683
I like to imagine monsters don't shit, so I suppose if you incubize you will also no longer need to shit.
Ass play is one of those things that I like the idea of, but is too disgusting to consider in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199716
you don't, you have to fight your way through and try not to get dragged in

[Anonymous No.]

Why does gazer get her own type?
She's a single-eyed demihuman, so what?
Is she that special?
Meanwhile beastwomen have 43 different species

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199716
It's really more of a climb. Going back to the kitchen because there's a (thousand) hair in her food will be just as painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199686
>>45199716
i wish to be taught by the fox tamer...
how can you stay calm serving 100 beings each with world-ending levels of power - and also seething hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199779
Could be the same reason Mucus Toad has the Amphibian type all to herself - because the others weren't described yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199563
>be Anon
>visiting Zipangu
>not!Pissalley little tofu bar
>Fox waitress hand Anon the Gaijin menu
>"Mmmm...tofu bukkake, koodasay."
>Inari Chef leaves her wok, turns the 'closed' sign
>kneels down next to Anon's stool
>a simple cultural misunderstanding
>
>Mofu bukkake is on the secret menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199241
Stop trying to ruin my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199822
!notPissalley is a death trap for gaijin. How are you able to eat or drink or remain single when some thick thighed oni or fox squeezes in next to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199563
My trip to Japan was one of the best experiences of my life, zipangu would be even better.

[Anonymous No.]

imma go to zipangu and just go to see the holst clans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199833
>Zipangu tourist Anon hires a Tanuki Guide
>Anon carefully checks she's not single
>but she demands her weekly fee upfront
>day One they tour the city, first night she shows Anon the bars in not!Pissalley
>next day the Tanuki is hired by another Anon
>plus she gets kickbacks from whichever Bar where the customer 'won'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199860
>>45199882

i went last month and it was amazing.
probably have the same etiquette things too in zipangu.
>be anon gaijin
>go to zipangu
>push to front of elevator line to squeeze in with some fox and oni hags
>don't wait for other people to leave lift first
>Annoyance from locals
>Doesn't press the button to close and open
>Also doesn't hold the elevator open
>Very annoyed oni 'accidentally' breaks controls on elevator
>Nowhere for anon to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
>raped in a zipangu department store for walking on the wrong side of the escalator

[Anonymous No.]

>Anti Human Monster Girl
>Tel her she's cute
>Begs you to marry her in front of everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
>>45199882
im just imagining me towering over all of the monsters of zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
>Anon wears his speedo in the mixed Onsen
>problem is rapidly solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
>Gaijin anon hurries to get onto train in zipangu metro
>doesn't check to see if it's the male car
>gets phone call from friend and takes it
>loudly talks on car, not realising the peeved OL circling him
>friend doesn't understand why anon abruptly hung up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199915
>hear tales of huge oni living in a hut in the middle of zipangu countryside
>she's barely 180 cm tall and perfect height to kiss on forehead while you're standing
>she actually likes being the shorter one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
>Anon gets into crowded train carriage
>OL and Gyaru mamonos packed close around Anon
>Anon is very careful not to touch anymamono for the entire trip
>Train police grab Anon and throw him back in
>angrily but politely point to sign in Zipangese and Engrish
>"Mandatory Chikan for Carriage"

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to take the train in Zipangu to go visit a hot springs resort
>notice there's a male only section
>ah, I'll be safe there
>walk inside and notice I'm the only one
>whatever
>oh shit, a Hebi just came in
>she looks me up and down and asks for my ticket
>oh the uniform, she just works for the train company
>validate my ticket and she leaves
>we stop about halfway to the resort near a big shrine
>notice half a dozen Hebis coming in almost immediately after we stop
>oh fuck
>find myself lifted into the air and carried off the train
>two of the Hebis are carrying my luggage
>then they gently help me down into a standing position in front of a Ryu
>she does the ojou-sama laugh and brags about how we will build a successful shrine together in my homeland as her mother and father look on with smiles
>but only after she takes me on our honeymoon to her favorite hot springs resort
>oh thank fuck, didn't want to miss that
>find myself wrapped up in her coils later that night after a long soak in the hot spring

Good. End.

[Anonymous No.]

this is why I'm terrified of being abroad, especially where I can't speak the language, I'll stick to hiking instead

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going to Zipangu
And being slightly indecent
Just enough to be annoying but not enough to get anyone to upset, treading the line carefully, and wearing just slightly indecent enough clothing to get the some of the riled up.
But never be open to them so they stay a frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199896
> I went last month and it was amazing.
I'm going back next November, feels good to taste what MGE could be...

[Anonymous No.]

Those zipanguese monsters are calm and docile and are happy to see gaijin taking an interest in their society...
but if you push them too far
if you don't take your shoes off inside one too many times
if you try to pay with card one too many times
if you litter in public one too many times
god have mercy on your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199972
Good ending if she was a ryu mixed with a bunyip, fluff, and hot water must be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199976
>prep for my Zipangu trip
>New Balance shoes
>denim shorts
>calf-length socks
>tucked in t-shirt, always either a single plain color or a Life Is Good shirt
>belt
>baseball hat with sunglasses left on top of the bill
>fanny pack

I'm going to cause a fucking riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199991
just say soomemasen and ohkneegaysheemas repeatedly until the polite kej dango seller gives you a free dango

[Anonymous No.]

aphrodisiacs and dark mages! her trapping you in her clothes with her! big tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199921
I would not go into a mixed onsen ever

[Anonymous No.]

I support the hanshin jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to a beach in Zipangu wearing nothing but a Speedo.

[Anonymous No.]

onsens are a very dangerous place for single men to be
what if you get foxxed?
what if you get hebid?
what if you get onid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200064
I want to walk up to and ask a nice fox if I could feel her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

just confidently sit down in the mixed onsen in the middle of all of the monsters
they'll be so shocked at how brazen you are that you won't get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200079
>Everyone around you smiles and claps
>You are now married
>>45200084
Keep in mind you in the middle complicates things realistically they would all have to fight over you to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199981
It's my next annual big trip.
Went on a cruise to Antarctica last year.
Lots of ice, penguins, sealions... not one single Shoggy.

[Yes, it's Mogal, but I headcanon she's just going to engulf TouristAnon in fullbody Shoggpussy]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200064
Worth it. I've got a list of girls I'd be happy to be with on a monogamous, bigamous or polygamous level. Zipangu is chock full of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like anyone with reservations about how forward or aggresive or dominant monsters are would be happy in zipangu.
It's a quiet place, and the monsters are (ushis aside) pretty chill.
Very nice place to live in the countryside of, raising a family of small (soon to be big) onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
Fuck off back to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45199974
The beauty of travelling for Autists is that tourists arent expected to fit in.
>wear dorky clothes, not speak the language so dont have long conversations, do things impolitely to local mores, gaze and gawp inappropriately
>you actually 'fit in' to the expected dumb-tourist image

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
No sea seal? I love those niggers like you wouldn't believe.
I hate this pic but at least it illustrates what you said
>>45200120
Yes, but we are still gajins so don't know if things can go well even if you prepare faithfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
Nigger what the fuck, why did she eat someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200125
>>45200160
She just smothered him in pussy he ate her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200160
Just putting him somewhere safe and warm for the blizzard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
Shog cute.
Every Anon ends up wrapped inside a Shog by living inside the full Shog-house eventually anyway, so she's just being slightly premature to wrap him up at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200168
Don't try to play dumb you fucking leech, nobody is stupid enough to not see what's going on in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed that the cold girls aren't very popular at all here.
What are your thoughts on yuki-onnas, ice queens, glacies and/or tsurara onnas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200168
Why is the word "food" censored in the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200181
paradox part 3 demo and dungeons 4 came out today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200181
Even has gurgling sound coming from her stomach, always retards or newfags posting this shitty comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200187
>part 3 demo
about time
>dungeons 4
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200191
I prefer the kemono ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200168
>Anon just starts shaking his body like a giant vibrating-egg
>Shogg ahegaos all over Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200191
It's the mick or one of the other /trash/ noose dodgers, they know exactly what they're doing posting their subhuman retardition here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200194
The main character is a half naked dark elf.
Also I just like those games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200168
>>45200170
>>45200173
Bro is fucking digesting in her stomach, he's dead
Why the hell did you post this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200214
See >>45200205, he posted it because he's subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>wock vore
:)
>shog vore
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
I kinda like the design. Shame about the gay ass vore, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200205
I do not want cait sith to eat me.
>I want her to make me kneel and eat her out while she stands on a stool
>to give me a tailjob
>to make me pet her
>to fuck me in reverse mating press
>to tongue my anus in an act of dominance
>to sleep on top of me with her pussy in my face

[Anonymous No.]

>I do not want cait sith to eat me
what a strange thing to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200214
All Anons end up being digested by Shoggs
>surrounded by Shog walls
>filled with Shog loaf
>until their own flesh is transformed into shog-goo
>part of the overall Shog mass
Mogal Shoggoths are just faster at the process than MFE Shoggoths.

Get a Kiki.
Kikis will feed Mashtah proper safe food, and only put Mashtah's dick in her mouth not his whole body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200187
If Paradox Part 3 doesn't have adult versions of the four bandits I'm going to riot.

Lolis are fine but I absolutely love seeing loli characters grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200100
I don't understand vorefags why the fuck do they get off to the most horrible way to die, is it some type of illness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200160
this doesnt feel all that bad. its more like a sandworm type thing, mixed with a manticore or mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200191
Pregnancy gurgle it isn't voreshit.
>>45200186
Fuck*
Vore isn't real I refuse to believe it so they fucked, kissed and held hands after, I REFUSE to accept anything else.
Boom. Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200271
Neck yourself /trash/fag.

>>45200273
>making excuses
And you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200271
>>45200273
You are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200258
Why do retards like Sandworms?
It's the same shit, you just get stuck inside forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200298
If sandworm dissolved away your body leaving your soul inside her forever. Which would be kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200184
I like their designs but don't like living in permanent cold.
Also, psychologically sexx is 'hot', it's more comfortable to get nekkid when it's cumfy and warm, doing sexx makes you hot and sweaty, we even describe attractiveness as being 'hotness'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200273
>Pregnancy gurgle it isn't voreshit.
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45182825

[Anonymous No.]

slimey warm ectoplasm coated sex with hot ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200353
Didn't realize if was a gif at first. Ghost are too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200353
PINCH HER NIPS

[Anonymous No.]

High noon oh I'd sell my soul for water
nine years of plapping her back
there's no rest in the house of the dark mage
see how she sags - why she's four digits old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200371
>Make a meme post online about how "it is what it is"
>30 minutes later a "impromptu wellness check" from the MGC police arrives
>You tell them everything is fine
>They don't believe you
>Takes you to the station so you can have a talk with officer Bogey
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

big seductive sister monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>Make a meme post online about how "it is what it is"
>30 minutes later a "impromptu wellness check" from the MGC police arrives
>You tell them everything is fine
>They don't believe you
>Takes you to the station so you can have a talk with officer Bogey
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200447
>>45200454
It is what it is in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200353
cursed VHS tapes are surprisingly hard to get your hands on these days
are all the ghosts already taken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200473
>Ghost have started to adapt with cursed apps and cursed movies on streaming services

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200473
Got any luck with cursed DVDs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200473
It doesn't help they don't make vhs tapes anymore. Maybe try some cured dvds, or maybe see if there's a cursed streaming service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200473
>Spend months scouring online for cursed VHS tapes.
>Finally get a bite.
>Arrives in the mail.
>Fucking Betamax
>Comes with a note
>"I saw this and thought of you."
>"Because ur a beta, too."
Later that night you're raped by a Cheshire.

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>>45200473
I don't see what's so hard about it. Just go into your slightly shadier than usual nuki store and ask to see their VHS stock. 90% of them are cursed. Just pick one with a lady you think is hot and get haunted. I've gotten 6 ghost wives this way.

[Anonymous No.]

the phantom of the blockbuster is here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200353
i need milk and cuddles maam

[Anonymous No.]

how do i get a hex maniac ghost gf?

[Anonymous No.]

how am i gonna sign a demon contract if i've got hooks for hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200491
>cursed streaming service
>cursed youtube videos
>cursed webms
This is where the daughters of the cursed VHS generation of ghost girls must be lurking in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200590
An X is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200526
I just had a really dumb idea
>Walk into a blockbuster with a phantom cashier
>"Wow a blockbuster, I though all of you guys closed down"
>"Oh, they did sir"
>"... huh?"
>"this placed was closed down and so I moved in and started selling here instead"
>"I... see. Well, What kind of movies do you got?"
>"Well this blockbuster story is pretty nice. Good place to get fucked in."
>"What?"
>"what?"
>"Emm, never mind, I'm just gonna leave"
>"Don't be silly sir, you can't leave. The movie only started and we're moving onto our first rape scene"

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacles are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200751
Most people think tentacles are only good for going up your ass.

Most people have a lack of imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200787
They are good for tying people up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200751
i like the specialized appendages.
swiss army tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

I have mastered the ultimate spell for defeating monster girls. It's called GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTHAVEMYDAUGHTERSGETPREGNANTGETBREDILOVEYOUGETPREGNANT Gets them every single time. I've defeated over a dozen monster girls in fierce combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200818
Where's the PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200823
>>45200823
That's the great thing. It's the somatic component of the spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200787
>>45200803
porque no los dos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45189594
Hot damn!

[Anonymous No.]

say something nice about ms tritonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201039
She's soft and huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201039
>she can't run away if Anon rapes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200751
Tentacle-only mamonos are unfortunately limited compared to Slimes and Shoggis who can make tentacles, hands, or any other shapes they might want or need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201122
Shoggy better make good Jinko-like beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201165
Idk if i like beans beans feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201169
theyre sensitive and thats cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45200590
Sample of DNA for verification.

[Anonymous No.]

Xenomorph monster girl?? bring me aliens, KC, i beg

[Anonymous No.]

This may be dark, but I’m not sure if the original material covered it.

What exactly does a monster girl do if their husband dies? Any ideas, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201257
make that mother fucker an undead. i imagine theres loads of undead anons, you just cant tell the difference unless youre really close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201257
there's a couple options
ritual of soulbinding is probably the simplest but resurrections not too difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201257
Depression and alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201260
>anon unknowingly got the blessing of hel because he walked into a hot topic that one time
>even he didn't notice when he died because he sprang back up right after and continued as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201276
>i dont get why everyone freaks out about drowning, its not like humans NEED to breath.
>i drown all the time and im still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201237
>kc
Sorry but we don't like scamming japs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201276
>Get a package in the mail from Hel
>Filled with an assortment of items from hot topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>45201297
>we
Too many voices in your head mick. Meds now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201307
Shouldn't you be banned, gatekeeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>45201314
>more schizo delusions

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think you can dial down the hostility just a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201349
toxicity is a necessary evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201349
It's the mick wanting attention. A furfag cuckhold with a vendetta against KC, MGE and anyone who is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201257
In MGE everything will magically sort itself out.

In a non-MGE setting? I'd say anything ranging from depression, denial fueled insanity to murderous rage.

[Anonymous No.]

Tit harpies need some fat for the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201332
>>45201412
>another spergout
Gonna start spamming again?

[Anonymous No.]

Says the one who regularly posts offtopic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201442
what a parrot you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201456
Shut up and post parrot harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

And this is where I would post my image
IF I HAD ONE

[Anonymous No.]

i want to post pictures of my wife:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201477
No images left, so just imagine a harpy with green wings and pink hair sitting in a guys lap as he gropes her.

[Anonymous No.]

There's one way to blow a monster's mind with just text. Check this out.
OCC
OGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45183472
>go to bed with your platoon in the jungle
>half of them are missing when you wake up the next morning
>all that's left is some cathair in their sleeping bags

[Anonymous No.]

! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201547
Don't get into a cardboard box around an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201533
>don't get picked by the taco cats
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201567
They'll be back for the rest tonight. If they don't get you, the jinko will

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201547
What does it mean if my Anubis wife does not have exclamation marks?

I'm pretty sure she's not a werewolf because she's too organized and anal retentive for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201634
You have a Werewolf with autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201634
the personality of an anubis is influenced by what markings she has when she reached adult hood. So they don't always have two exclamation marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201619
But Jinkos are lame and just want to cuddle all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

what if i want to turn mgs into triangles?

[Anonymous No.]

>current year
>still doing the autistic sitting in a maxed out thread for no reason
why are you like this
youre the only ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201442
Spamming what? We reached the image limit hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201718
Eat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201718
Because we have an attention span ipad zoomie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201648
What do the markings mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201718
i'm old

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201649
Then you'd better grab a book and get comfy because she's lonely and her mother has been bothering her about grandkittens.

[Anonymous No.]

your thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201731
I bet her mom is even scarier...
Gotta give lots of grandkids then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201737
my concern would be medium if a mindflayer asked me "a penny for your thoughts?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201737
Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201737
Empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201737
Massive pear shaped monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201727
Come on now, Anon. Calling it an 'attention span' when all that's being posted is half-assed 'what if thing' and complaints about no images. We all know the only reason no new thread being posted is """enforced""" is because our mentally ill residents will implode the thread for the next week otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201761
find the homogeny you seek elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201769
What kind of nonsensical autism was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201761
I really wish jannies would clean them up when they have their tantrums. We also need a mod to start handing out rangebans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201761
>>45201796
You are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201761
It's a good setting but there are genuinely about a handful of annoying faggots who blow up and derail the thread whenever le thing they don't like is posted. Makes this thread unusable sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201800
I have a feeling you're one of the rangeban candidates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201820
Thankfully for you and the rest of you crossboarders the mods are shit and don’t ban you for the blatant shitposting and off topic spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201833
no gacha image is worse than spergouts from the autists who choose to spend half an hour whining rather than ignoring it without interacting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201833
That's my line.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all the same fucking group

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201737
Nice try miss flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201862
I have zero doubt it's two, maybe three literal welfare retards that somehow attached themselves to this thread to obsess over. There is no coordination, it's just samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

Weird how all this shitposting happened at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201882
it's how a 'topic of conversation' works

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201800
To be fair rangebanning Ireland would solve a lot of our problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201740
>jinko kidnaps you to use as a daki
>it takes days, but you finally manage to wriggle out of her arms one night as she sleeps
>creep to the door
>open it up
>her mother standing there with her arms folded, glaring daggers at you
>close the door
>crawl back into your jinko's arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201900
It’s insane how the removal of a single person would drastically improve these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201812
Honestly yeah I posted a living doll piece of art not realizing it was a vtuber and I got a lot of crap for it
I don't know anything about vtubers because I genuinely don't care for their existence one way or the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201902
>next day you and jinko wife go downstairs
>jinko mom and her husband made a giant feast to celebrate the future grandkittens
>hard to sit in a chair when you can't feel your legs
>father-in-law offers you some magic leg braces he used when he first got married that does the walking for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201917
i wouldn't cry if the weird maledom/degeneracy guy got a different hobby either

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201931
Are you talking about the guy who insults femdom fags? I feel sympathy for the other guy though who gets really upset like viscerally from femdom but doesn't really take it out on anyone, I had that issue with maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201931
I wouldn’t even be surprised if that’s famine boy too considering how retarded the posts are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201926
is it such a blow to the ego as an anonymous poster? missteps happen but you can take the L and learn from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201917
>>45201900
Nah, he's just get some other retards he's friends with to shitpost here for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201943
Famine boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201926
You sound like a fag and I'm glad you got shit for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201954
>friends
even in fantasy i'd find that hard to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201958
In reference to the Irish potato famine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201962
Fellow faggots then I don't know what to call them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201968
Ah okay

[Anonymous No.]

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the fox box.
Inside it lurks danger, chaos, and mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45201926
Oooooh! I think I remember that.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/FoxyJoel
Him, right? I remember because I recognized the vtuber and knew it was gonna go poorly for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45202052
>a tranny one too
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

the first one was kind of shitty but i enjoyed the second one thoroughly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45202101
is that about druella and mecha-druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45202202
Let me know when we get to Space Druella.