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>> No.4518027

But they aren't...

>> No.4518033

How could they not be?

>> No.4518036

And?

>> No.4518040

Who'd guess that driving down the highway opposite of traffic would lead me to a treasure bus?

>> No.4518041

>>4518021
This is a fact. Last night I dreamed I was Sir Francis Drake, fighting for the queen on the high seas. I had sex with many wenches. Then I woke up and got on 4chan.

>> No.4518046

I dreamed I was back in college and I was taking a shmup class for an easy credit

>> No.4518048

>>4518036

your mom is a whore

>> No.4518050

And what's the problem with that?
Or are you going to tell me yours aren't?

>> No.4518051

Pretty much, or at least more bizarre than my real life.

>> No.4518061

Well yeah, taking down sumos with rocket launchers is more exciting than what I do everyday.

>> No.4518063

Indeed they are. Just last night I had a dream where I was in some sort of spiritual japanese style world where I rescued a cute loli who happened to be a judicial arbitrator for the world - what the fuck does that mean, i dont even know?

The best part was at the end where the world was collapsing and I was carrying her in my arms running to different yukari gaps trying to find the exit, when we found the correct one but couldnt reach it. As we crawled through a tight passage and tried to grab a hold onto the gap I shouted in despair "I cant reach it!!!" and just then a motorola droid picked us both up and said "Droid can!" and we were saved.

>> No.4518080

This goes without saying, even thought I just said it.

>> No.4518105

The other day I dreamed that I met ZUN and we had a beer together.

The next day I dreamed that the webmaster of Futaba Channel was trying to stab me with a dagger.

>> No.4518124

I didn't have any dreams for over half a year now.

>> No.4518150

So what if my waifu was real in my dreams?

>> No.4518194

I love dreams, especially lucid dreams,
its one of the best human experiences

>> No.4518204

touhou dreams are the best dreams

>> No.4518205

I dreamed about making a dream thread on /jp/. That thread was then bombed by KoG.

It's a good thing it was just a dream.

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>> No.4518217

I dreamt that I was floating away into the sky.

Then suddenly my friend appeared in a thought bubble and said "Hey asshole, you're lucid dreaming! Learn how to fly!"

So I flew around. No danmaku was to be had, though.

>> No.4518219

Last night, I dreamed about abusing a yukkuri, true story.

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>> No.4518223

This fact will cause my suicide.

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>>4518205
I see what you did there.

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>>4518217

I dreamed that as well, but I can also jump as high as a pole.

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>> No.4518258

if theyr'e not you're a sad fuck with no imagination

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>> No.4518279

My dreams are fucking scary because sometimes its influenced by shit I've seen on /jp/

do you know what its like to be stuck running down a giant neverending hallway with a huge crying dawson head flying after you? DO YOU FAGGOT?

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>>4518279
I've never had a dream that bad, but I had Kircheis pop up once. I somehow managed to use the sky as a monitor and was getting whipped in Rance over and over by someone. I can't remember who, I'd have to get my dream diary out and I'm too lazy to walk over to my bed.

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>> No.4518336

isn't that the case for anyone op

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>>4518279
>because sometimes its influenced by shit I've seen on /jp/
yea tell me about it, whats even more interesting is even if you don't delve into specific realms the dreams are still elaborate and structured as if you had.

How much percentage of the brain do humans truly use?

>neverending hallway with a huge crying dawson head
lol'd

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This is now a crazy dream thread just to piss off the image bomber.

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>> No.4518451

Dreams reflect your true personality and underlying subconscious desires.

I had a dream about being crushed by a giant chimera while eating a sandwich.
What does this mean?

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>>4518451
it means youre a maso obviously

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i swear if i see that fucking cat one more time...

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>> No.4518526

thanks, captain obvious

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>>4518451
You're a furfag with a food fetish

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