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45157497 No.45157497 [Reply] [Original]

Shoot that poison arrow to my heaaaaart

>> No.45157654
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45157654

>>45157497
I want to whip Eirin while she moans like a slut. Dirty lunarian fuck

>> No.45159622
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>>45157497
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news.
I got a bad case of lovin' you!
No pill's gonna cure my ill,
I got a bad case of lovin' you!

>> No.45165768

>>45157654
Why

>> No.45165902
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45165902

>>45157497
I wan't to hug Eirin and her apprentice

>> No.45166270

>>45165768
She's a huge masochist plus whipping her buttcheeks would be satisfying

>> No.45166278

>>45165902
Me too

>> No.45172432
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45172432

>>45165902
I want to hug her actual apprentice

>> No.45172470

>>45172432
Thats her pet, not apprentice

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>>45172432
To hell with the rabbit, let me hug Eirin and Eirin only!

>> No.45177201

>>45172506
Enjoy smelling like old lady.

>> No.45177879
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45177879

>>45177201
Sssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff sniff sniff ssssssnnnnnnniiiiffffffff

>> No.45177993
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>>45177201
But she smells nice!

>> No.45180015

>>45177993
Especially her hairy pussy

>> No.45180186
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>>45180015
Eirin would always

>> No.45180783

>>45180186
Can't believe Eirin is such a slut! I wonder what Kaguya would think about this

>> No.45180818
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45180818

>>45180783
Gruyere doesn't need to know about our relationship anon.
As far as she knows (or cares) we really are in an emergency medical examination.

>> No.45180918

>>45180818
Ah right

>> No.45181535

How does Eirin treat mental illnesses?

>> No.45181628

>>45181535
The same way she used to tread mischievous moon rabbits back at day: lobotomy.

>> No.45181791

>>45157497
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>> No.45181849
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45181849

>>45181628
>>45181535
Step 1); Tell them to grow the fuck up and stop whining about "Muh PTSD" and "Seeing my comrades burn in hell every night".
It's all in your head, come back when it's killing you.
Step 2): Slap to the face.
This should be enough to cure all but the most severe of moonrabbitbitchitis, covering over 99% of cases that make it to the clinical level.
Only the most insufferably annoying cases are worthy of step 3
Step 3: Full frontal lobotomy.
As much as it pains the owner of the bunny, sometimes they break down and we have to step in where Nature won't.
As the saying goes; Can't complain if you lack higher reasoning functions!
Bunnies who undergo this treatment are severly limited in their cognition, and should be reposted to secondary roles, like the Lunar Defense Corps, where they won't be a nuisance to the rest of us.

>> No.45181903

>>45181849
Fuck you Eirin!

>> No.45181977
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>>45181903
Ah, this one must be a case of doesn't-know-when-to-shutup-iea, we can cure that quite easily!
Let's see, half a mole of sulphuric acid...

>> No.45182040

>>45181977
This looks like a bad case of stupid bitchitis, i guees some lead can help

>> No.45182051

>>45182040
No wait i take it back i love you Eirin

>> No.45182080
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45182080

>>45182040
No, lead would make stupidity worse.
Honestly, did you even go to medical school?
You can't just perscribe any old thing and call it a day you know.
Here's 20 grammes of LSD. Take 'em and stop bothering me with your stupidiform edema.

>> No.45182169

>>45182080
Thanks for the LSD, fucking moonie

>> No.45182183

>>45182169
I mean thank you Eirin

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>>45182169
Damn, another case of insolentniggervitis. I'm starting to think that it's contagious. Better lock Tewi away until I can prove otherwise, just to be safe.
Anyway, hand me the gun Udongein. It's a terminal one.

>> No.45182241

Eirin Eirin! Help! I think i have autism!

>> No.45182254
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45182254

>>45182241
Did you try the chlorine dioxide I gave you?
No? Well then what should you do?

>> No.45186428

>>45181535
SEX
>>45177993
She smells like bedpans and blood.

>> No.45186467
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45186467

I made a bot
https://chub.ai/characters/defski/alpaca-eirin-9192f54d

>> No.45186493
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>>45186467
Disgusting, why did you tell us this abomination existed.

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>>45186493
Don't pretend you wouldn't want a fluffy Eirin to pamper you, scum.

>> No.45186874
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45186874

How would Eirin react to finding out that Kaguya has been sneaking out to visit me to play games and have me teach her how to make sweets?

>> No.45186976
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45186976

>>45181535
happy dream pills, ask Alice for more information

>> No.45187388

EIRIN EIRN!
GIVE ME AMPHETAMINES PLEASE!

>> No.45187432

>>45186467
There's a much better Eirin card by another botmaker and you posted this trash?

>> No.45188117

>>45187432
Is she an Alpaca though?

>> No.45188134

>>45157497
Paizuri doctor

>> No.45188452

>>45188117
she isn't >>>/trash/

>> No.45188912

>>45188452
Your loss, 2hu has a substantial kemono community

>> No.45188930

>>45188912
There's a substantial community surrounding people who want to kill themselves, by all means feel free to join them.

>> No.45189066
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>>45188912
Those subhumans can also fuck off to reddit or wherever a community is foolish enough to host their taint. Not here.

>> No.45190061

>>45189066
Japanese don't use reddit. That aside, if you enjoy touhou, then you must respect every corner of the expansive touhou fandom.

>> No.45190198
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>>45190061
Uh, no?
Where the fuck do you think you are, people openly and loudly decry other places for being full of trannies/fags/secondaries/normalfags. You fall into the 1st category, fucking furfag.

>> No.45190220
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45190220

>>45190061
Like KKHTA and Zounose or whatever the fuck Grimsokyofags are reading? Do I have to "respect" those in order to be a toohoo fan?

Go fuck yourself.

>> No.45190316

>>45190198
Remaking this image with kemono sakuya and it says 'get in /jp/'

>> No.45190331
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45190331

>>45190316
Die.

>> No.45190397

>>45190331
Alpaca Eirin would tell me to live.

>> No.45190403
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45190403

>>45190061

>> No.45190405

>>45190397
Go talk to her then. But don't come back here. You are not welcome.

>> No.45190467

>>45190405
I think I'll stay :-)

>> No.45194751

>>45186874
Inform you that since you love spending so much time with the Princess, you can cook her meals, brush her hair, wash her clothes and wipe her ass.

>> No.45202767
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45202767

This thread went to hell quickly.

>> No.45203442

>>45202767
Eirin needs to find a cure for autism pronto!

>> No.45207380

>>45203442
What if i don't want to cure my autism?

>> No.45212591
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>>45203442
The cure is a nursing handjob.

>> No.45218999
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45218999

ALCHEMICAL HEAVEN

>> No.45221554

I think my alpaca Eirin bot is really coming into its own!

>> No.45224804

>>45221554
Show me the post of anyone asking.
Actually, don't, because I do not care.

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>>45224804
waow

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>>45224804
waow

>> No.45231841
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45231841

Reisen > Eirin

>> No.45238058

>>45231841
True

>> No.45238154

>>45231841
Can she cure autism and depression?

>> No.45245622
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45245622

>>45238154
She's learning.

>> No.45245683

>>45245622
>>45238154
She can't even deal her own issues

>> No.45247422

>>45245683
What issues? The fact that no one loves her? That she's regularly abused by her master? That she has to spend all day selling ED meds to old men?

>> No.45254177

>>45247422
That's anti-lunarian slander! Eirin doesn't abuse Reisen! She only locked her in the basement for 3 hours in order to protect her from that evil shrine maiden and that kleptomaniac witch!

>> No.45255198
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45255198

>>45254177
What about all the rapists in the human village?

>> No.45259570

>>45255198
Those cannot be avoided

>> No.45265695
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45265695

>>45259570
Poor Reisen.

>> No.45265797

>>45255198
That bunny ought to stop raping people, for a start.

>> No.45266131

>>45265695
Me as Reisen.

>> No.45266154

>>45266131
Nice tits bro

>> No.45266266

Reisen hijack.

>> No.45266275

>>45266154
Thanks dude.

>> No.45269908

>>45255198
Me as Reisen
>>45265695
Don't worry, she actually enjoys getting fucked by human men

>> No.45272765
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>>45269908
Slutty bunny.

>> No.45273522

>>45269908
Nice tits bro

>> No.45274780
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45274780

Nurse Reisen is here to help you.

>> No.45274889
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>>45231841
Reisen arouses patients too much but eirin "saggy tits" yagokoro doesn't, so eirin is on nurse duty sometimes.

>> No.45279950
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>>45274889
They do NOT sag!
Look!

>> No.45280161
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>>45279950
I call fake

>> No.45280209
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>>45279950
i cant trust you just by looking because i have problems with eyes and i can only feel objects by getting it closer to my mouth. how can we work with this?

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>>45280209
Asking for consent is reddit. Just go ahead and grope her

>> No.45284759

>>45279950
Would suck

>> No.45284764

>>45272765
Would buttflog

>> No.45285218
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45285218

>>45283641
ok.

>> No.45285927

>>45157654
Assertive Wriggle is hot and charmful

>> No.45290476
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Reisen's outfit takes a billion years off.

>> No.45291033
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>>45290476
Anything that belongs to Reisen belongs to Eirin. Its her outfit.

>> No.45291137

>>45290476
>>45291033
Why is Reisen's skirt so short?

>> No.45291224

>>45291033
Anything? Even her boyfriend?

>> No.45291241
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>>45291137
Do you think she hawks medicine with her charisma and salesmanship? No! She uses her body! Flaunts it like the useless bunny she is.

>>45291224
Especially her boyfriend.

>> No.45291314
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45291314

do you think eirin seduces men by using reisen as a hypno device?

>> No.45291708

>>45291314
I don't think Eirin knows what sex is.

>> No.45291805

>>45291314
I think Reisen is used as a lure to trick men into coming to Eintei thinking they'll have lots of hot bunny orgies and then she milks their prostates dry for sperm to artificially inseminate the rabbits when they're most fertile and keep the princess' rabbits at maximum population carrying capacity.

>> No.45293162

>>45291805
And Reisen has to watch Eirin do it.

>> No.45293733

>>45291314
I love her truly!!

>> No.45293791
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45293791

>>45291708
she's a doctor, she knows what sex is
she's just a genius with extreme autism so she can't get laid to save her life

>> No.45298567
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45298567

>>45291241
>Do you think she hawks medicine with her charisma and salesmanship? No! She uses her body! Flaunts it like the useless bunny she is.
Ah so she's like those Japanese weather girls. The channel people know that Japanese don't leave their house anyway and don't have anything to do with knowing the weather so they resort to that.
>>45293791
projecting

>> No.45299290

Eirin is beautiful

>> No.45301604

>>45293791
I think she forgot what it is.

>> No.45302858

>>45291314
I think her huge titters and natural musk are enough of a draw for men. She only needs Reisen for menial shit and peddling her wares.

>> No.45304097
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>>45291708
Of course she does, she's a doctor who is required to know about that kind of stuff. Y'know, about the uterus and the... eh... to... b-balls?
Eirin's knowledge on medicine is complete, do not question her or you will be earmarked for the suprise prostate exam. Any flipping through notes as you wait is purely coincidental, and if she asks you to open your mouth it's an entirely different procedure she's taking the oppertunity to undergo.

>> No.45306987

>>45304097
What magazines does Eirin have in her waiting room?

>> No.45311569
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45311569

>>45299290
true, true.

>> No.45311850

>>45306987
playboy, comic hotmilk, young magazine

>> No.45313116
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Is it proper for a woman with a 5 digit age to have a body like this?

>> No.45319870

>>45311850
>playboy
They have that in gensokyo? Who's on the cover?
>>45313116
>5 digit age
Try 10

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>>45293791
Kaguya's secret trips to the village are actually for the sake of looking for a suitable husband for Eirin.
Unfortunately, every time Kaguya brings one over to Eientei, Eirin's sheer autism scares them off shortly afterwards, like a sexy version of Alice.
Kaguya's not giving up, though. Surely the perfect man is out there somewhere, just waiting to meet the genius love of his soon-to-be eternal life!
>>45313116
Yes. She doesn't realize how sexy she is, though.
She'll casually walk around in her lace undies and ask if you can help her with washing her clothes, merely politely thanking you afterwards, never realizing that you had to suppress your boner the entire time.

>> No.45327319
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45327319

>>45321050
>like a sexy version of Alice
Rude. Alice can be sexy!

>> No.45328260
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>>45319870
Eirin-sensei is very young and boin-boin pichi pichi but she's a little older than 10.

>>45321050
Imagine cursing your husband with immortality instead of just using cloning technology to have an unlimited supply of them!

"Udonge, bring me the latest Anon ghola. I want him dicking me down by the evening."

>> No.45333181
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45333181

>>45327319
Alice has no tits, no grace, and no sex appeal whatsoever.
Her mother passed on none of her sexy qualities to her favorite daughter.

She's completely unlike Eirin, who is a pure autistic Lunarian beauty, whose physical perfection is only surpassed by Kaguya herself!

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>>45333181
She has no tits,
She has no grace,
This hu
Is a mental case.

>> No.45341190
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45341190

>>45337961
She can be fixed.

With a lethal injection.

>> No.45343076

>>45341190
And she stretches her legs out,
Just for inspection?

>> No.45354131

>>45328260
>Eirin-sensei is very young
Hi Eirin

>> No.45355689
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45355689

sex doctor

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>>45354131
I'm just spitting facts, don't call me that how would I even get reception from Eientei anyway.

>> No.45365366
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45365366

sex bunny

>> No.45366226
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45366226

>>45365366
The REAL sex bunny

>> No.45374278

>>45366226
Eirin has 6 kids, Reisen has just 1.

>> No.45383977
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45383977

Little known fact: The dinosaurs died out when Eirin let loose a super-powered granny raspberry.

>> No.45390529
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45390529

nyan nyan

>> No.45390645
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>>45390529
Oh god...
Reisen must have mixed up the CBD with the meth again...

>> No.45394177
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45394177

Flabby granny bits.

>> No.45401373
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>> No.45407811

>>45401373
I Went To Another World And The Local Apothecary Tried To Seduce Me!! Volume 1

>> No.45414186
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45414186

paizuri

>> No.45421032
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45421032

kuso thread.

>> No.45422194
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>>45421032

>> No.45422218

Eirin paizuri.

>> No.45422486
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45422486

>>45422218
This is a blue board.

>> No.45422637

>>45422486
So are my balls

>> No.45422664
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45422664

I love Eirin!

>> No.45423054

>>45422637
Testicular torsion is no joke.

>> No.45425049
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45425049

>>45422637
Perhaps they should be removed.

>> No.45425329

>>45422218
for medical purposes, of course.

>> No.45431139
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45431139

in colour!

>> No.45432253

>>45431139
Is this real? Has technology gone too far?

>> No.45436350

>>45431139
I can delete my black and white version!

>> No.45441906

>>45432253
The rapist pharmacist that titrapes you to death and dissects your corpse.

>> No.45447832
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45447832

Rember that Yukari made Eirin scare and frigten.

>> No.45448641
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45448641

>>45447832
Yukari fears how sexo Eirin is.

>> No.45448844

>>45157497
Don't, it will kill you.

>> No.45448859

saggers too big

>> No.45448874
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45448874

>>45448859
Impossible.

>> No.45448892

>>45448874
Reisen looks proud.
Tewi looks horrified.

>> No.45449421

>>45448892
More like displeased and disgusted.

>> No.45449687
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45449687

You know, just because she's a ̶h̶a̶g̶ beautiful ̶l̶a̶d̶y̶ young maiden, doesn't mean she has to have massive breasts to fawn over.
Some people like brains, why can't you people appreciate that part of her more, huh?

>> No.45449692
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45449692

>>45449687
Flatrin

>> No.45449694

>>45449687
Her brain is stored in her tits that why they are so massive. Lunarian biology.

>> No.45449726
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45449726

>>45449694
No.
You just made that up.
If this was an anatomy class I'd slap you in the head until you admitted a possible consequence of keeping it up would be brain damage, from being hit in the head where the brain is.
I'll to settle for insulting your intelligence instead.

>> No.45450665
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45450665

Eirin Eirin!

>> No.45451927

>>45447832
How can Eirin get revenge against this barren hag?

>> No.45452225
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45452225

>>45451927
"Accidentally" telling Aya the results of her egg count.
Not like everyone doesn't already know, but the damage will be the same.

>> No.45457321
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45457321

*infects your thread*

>> No.45465852
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45465852

>>45457321
Play nice miss Kurodani, this is a practicing medical centre.

>> No.45470730

>>45465852
The incurable disease versus the infallible elixir.

>> No.45470923
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>>45470730

>> No.45475828
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>>45448859
get out

>> No.45479801
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45479801

The family that medically experiments together stays together

>> No.45489081

>>45479801
Remind me to go to see Chicken next time I get a cold...

>> No.45489625
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45489625

>>45457321
>>45465852
I like to imagine that Yamame dresses up in a nurse uniform and sneaks into Eientei to meddle with the patients and discredit Eirin.

>> No.45496037

>>45489625
What if they worked together? Yamame could spread a disease in the human village, with only Eirin having an (expensive) cure. They could split the profits!

>> No.45504091 [DELETED] 

>>45157497

>> No.45504163

>>45328260
>ghola
What's next, Shai-Hulud in Gensokyo?

>> No.45506161
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45506161

>>45504163
Far too much moisture for the Makers to show themselves.

>> No.45511507
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>> No.45517871
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45517871

The rabbits aren't the only sex objects in Eientei.

>> No.45519376
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45519376

>>45517871
Destroying Kaguya's ego by telling her you think Eirin is prettier!

>> No.45519454

>>45489625
Cue an extremely confused Eirin asking you how exactly you got feline herpes.

>> No.45519498

New Eirin animation just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCgcTB-_1AQ

>> No.45519976
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>>45519498
This guy is really good, no idea how he manages to keep the MMD models' hair from going apeshit.

>> No.45520412
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45520412

>>45519976
I think he'd just animate it manually. Or maybe he turns down the jiggle settings and hand tweaks it where neccessary.

>> No.45526485

>>45157497
My waifu

>> No.45529441
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45529441

>>45526485
you're waifu is my paizuri slave, dude.

>> No.45535553
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45535553

>>45519454
I put it in the sex kot.

>> No.45535783
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>>45529441
Uh, how do we have the same paizuri slave, dude?

>> No.45539712
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>>45535783
Normally I'd say she's cheating, but when Eirin is involved things might be a little more convoluted.

>> No.45541034

>>45519376
>you think Eirin is prettier!
She is though.

>> No.45541659
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45541659

>>45539712
I told you about the gholas...

>> No.45545241
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>>45541034
All the supposed suitors were actually there to get a glimpse of Eirin.

>> No.45546403
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>>45545241
What a noble and humble woman, remaining virtuous and pure to pursue her craft and turning the men towards Kaggu in order to spare everyone's feelings.
Truly best girl!

>> No.45553995

>>45546403
I think the truth is Eirin thinks men are beneath her.

>> No.45554277
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45554277

>>45553995
I'll gladly get on my knees and give her cunnilingus.

>> No.45556683

>>45553995
I like that.

>> No.45562196

>>45554277
What does Eirin taste like?

>> No.45562252

>>45562196
Bags of sand

>> No.45562436

>>45562196
Salty coins and milk.

>> No.45567681

>>45562196
my own medicine

>> No.45570115
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>>45554277
Damnit Eirin, stop making shady new drugs and putting it in Eientei's water to test it.
This is like the fifth time you made oni-strength aphrodisiac!

>> No.45577376
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>>45570115
I want her to put BE drugs in the water.

>> No.45584724
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45584724

Hot, single grannies in your area!

>> No.45589397 [SPOILER] 
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>>45577376
>>45570115
I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!!!

>> No.45594568

>>45589397
Info Wars with Aya Shameimaru.

>> No.45594620

>>45594568
I tought that was Outsider Jones' job

>> No.45603487
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45603487

>>45584724
Now call me a heretic, but I like her with smaller boobies.
She's a career girl, all that extra mass went to her brains!

>> No.45607253
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45607253

>>45603487
Be less gay anytime.

>> No.45607397

>>45607253
Wipe the cum off your brain

>> No.45607641

>>45607253
Those babies flop and flop every time you thrust.

>> No.45608739
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45608739

>>45607397
Too busy wiping it off Eirin's tits.

>>45607641
They're loud.

>> No.45608809

>>45607253
She should smile more.

>> No.45610673
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Why are Eirin artists like this

>> No.45610818
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45610818

>>45610673
Ain't that a kick in the head!

>> No.45611303
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>>45610673
This is so fucking stupid. And yet, I am hard.

>> No.45611502
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>>45603487

>> No.45611554

>>45611502
How much did Kaguya pay her to say that to me

>> No.45616371

>>45610673
Where did you get that picture of my living space?

>> No.45616721

>>45611502
Oh yeah? I'll show you just how "gay" I can be when I push down and mating press your princess.

>> No.45621248
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45621248

>>45616721
Why not both?

>> No.45624748

>>45608739
titty sex

>> No.45626171
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45626171

>>45621248
Well, if they said so...

>> No.45632140
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45632140

Winter is Eirin's favorite time of year, because gaphag is sleeping.

>> No.45638261

>>45632140
Sexy Christmas doctor

>> No.45646333

Describe eirin bra smell

>> No.45650771
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45650771

>>45646333
Like my cum

>> No.45652044

>>45650771
I dont want to smell your cum

>> No.45652264

>>45650771
Source?

>> No.45654647

>>45652264
My diary

>> No.45659959

>>45652264
otogi focus paizuri touhou

>> No.45660884
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45660884

Even PC-98 hus get ill some time.

>> No.45665050

>>45659959
cheers

>> No.45671401

tasukete eirin

>> No.45677136
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45677136

>>45660884
Some are tougher than others it seems.

>> No.45677204
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45677204

Going out to the town with Eirin-sensei!

>> No.45677456
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45677456

Eirin after hearing the third man that day asking for paizuri therapy, knowing full well that intrapenile viagra injections are the most effective method for curing ED.
Suddenly it's not so bad after all!

>> No.45677514

>>45646333
After a long day? Smells like beef with a hint of lemon.

>> No.45684291
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45684291

>>45677204
Where do you take her on a date?

>> No.45684476
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45684476

>>45684291
The recreation center, of course.
It's bingo night, and you'd better be lucky enough to win her that toaster.

>> No.45689656
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45689656

>>45684291
I take her to the library and watch as she throws out all the nonfiction books that she knows are wrong!

>> No.45690276

>>45684291
I don't know why but I think she'd enjoy bowling.

>> No.45692705

>>45690276
Someone draw fanart of this.

>> No.45699329
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45699329

>>45689656
I take her to the library and watch her throw Patchouli in the fire.

>> No.45699489
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45699489

Curing hemorrhoids at Dr. Yagokoro's clinic!

>> No.45700417

>>45181791
Came here to post this precisely.

>> No.45708260

>>45699489
Eirin should ask Nitori to do that.

>> No.45716779
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https://fireemblemwiki.org/wiki/Apothecary
Eirin's class.

>> No.45725641
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45725641

That's enough Eirin

>> No.45725671
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45725671

>>45725641
There could never be enough Eiripee

>> No.45736033
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45736033

a cute

>> No.45737208
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45737208

This is your doctor soon, once Eirin retires.

>> No.45748156
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45748156

doctor

>> No.45748710

>>45725671
Doctor, I think... there's progress on my ED treatment

>> No.45748751

>>45737208
Why does she keep talking about alternative means of payment?

>> No.45754783

>>45748156
Uh, I don't think becoming a father to twenty kids per year for six years is going to help my cough.
I'm beginning to doubt your medical license, Eirin.

>> No.45761250

>>45748751
It's mating season, and rabbits have no use for Yen.

>> No.45766403
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45766403

It appears the doctor is back in her office, sans lepiform features.
Rest assured, the one (ir)responsible for the disruption to proper medical practice has been appropriately disciplined.

>> No.45769725

>>45754783
The medic is a spy!

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